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OUTRO: Horndog Keyzie · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: get up even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw dogging for
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  Speaker 2: to Silver every weekday on radio. Yeah, have a little
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  Speaker 2: chat with Pugs. We have something to Lauren's on the
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  Speaker 2: phone in the office. That's how I pretend to do
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  Speaker 2: like on the phone. And then you showed you your
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  Speaker 2: bicyp I noticed that. Yeah, this is my bicep. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: my rider.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't write the look on your face. Actually, when
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  Speaker 1: you were chatting with Pugs about Lauren.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I was chatting with Pugs about Lauren. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: was there.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you were you were saying you were talking to
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  Speaker 1: Parks and you were looking at Lauren in the office there,
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  Speaker 1: and you were quite leary.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's disgraceful.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean you're a young fella, and.
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  Speaker 2: So you're saying, because I'm a young fella, it's okay.
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  Speaker 3: Now I'm not saying it's okay. But you know, you've
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  Speaker 3: got hormone.
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  Speaker 4: To behavior gets a bit out of control of and
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  Speaker 4: that's what he's saying.
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  Speaker 2: Do you reckon? Do you guys ever think when it
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  Speaker 2: comes to hormones right to what horrormones can you say
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  Speaker 2: the chemicals in your body? Oh? Do you ever just
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  Speaker 2: think like the only reason I feel like this is
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  Speaker 2: because of some chemical No, I think, I know.
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  Speaker 4: I just go with it and that in fact, and
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  Speaker 4: that's like when you have kids. Yeah, right, everything is programmed.
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  Speaker 4: So everything that they do, all the stages they go through,
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  Speaker 4: is just triggered in the DNA. Now is the time
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  Speaker 4: that this happens? Now the time is this happened? That
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  Speaker 4: just triggers the stuff inside of you that makes you
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  Speaker 4: feel a certain way. But it's not how you actually
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  Speaker 4: horts so a psychopath. That's just the lack of having
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  Speaker 4: those things right, that's just the machine's just a little
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  Speaker 4: bit broken.
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  Speaker 2: Little a little bit broken. Hormones. Been a while since
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  Speaker 2: you've had to deal with.
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  Speaker 3: Mad I get waves of hormones.
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  Speaker 4: I doubt it, I sure do.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 1: You know I'm still isn't that all the synapses are
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  Speaker 1: still snapping in a way there?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I am, and someone needs to put a bullet
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  Speaker 4: in you.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm an old ram cast in the back pack,
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  Speaker 1: constantly having a go at himself.
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  Speaker 2: See this is this is the interesting thing, right.
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  Speaker 4: Rubbing himself up against.
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  Speaker 1: Or in a knot in the like massive testicles. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and whenever anyone appears or are you just had a
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  Speaker 1: big bull swim?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? You know what I mean, that's how you are.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I am.
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  Speaker 2: Man explains your behavior around here. Disgust absolutely, yeah, do
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  Speaker 2: you ever just like you know, because you know, if
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  Speaker 2: you're really ribbed up right.
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  Speaker 3: Are you meaning horny when you say you're.
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  Speaker 2: Up, you're ready to go?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: It's literally just the chemicals in your body and your
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  Speaker 2: animal desire to procreate.
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  Speaker 4: And that's what's amazing about getting older, kiys, and you
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  Speaker 4: won't notice because you're still a young man. It's not
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  Speaker 4: a mistake, is it, Jace? That your testosterone dips off
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  Speaker 4: from forty it starts armating because shargging and having kids
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  Speaker 4: is for young people, it's not for old people. So
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  Speaker 4: old men aren't meant to be interested in having sex,
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  Speaker 4: so they get rid of the testosterone. Nature is designed
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  Speaker 4: it so you get rid of the testosterone so you're
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  Speaker 4: not in used anymore. But the problem is now you
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  Speaker 4: can get testosterone supplements that keeps you in the game, keys,
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  Speaker 4: but really you just need to let it go. What
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  Speaker 4: would you.
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  Speaker 1: Would you say in all seriousness that you're not interested anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, in terms of how much compared to how much
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  Speaker 4: I was interested. Absolutely, I would say that it's interesting
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  Speaker 4: motivation like you used to be in the twenties, get laid.
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember the last time I thought that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I certainly haven't had thoughts. O. God, I
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  Speaker 3: got to get laid.
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  Speaker 2: That's what it used to be. Shocking.
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  Speaker 3: But I was always in relationships.
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  Speaker 1: I was always well fed relations And certainly there's a
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  Speaker 1: drop off.
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  Speaker 5: You're in a green past still, you know, there's still
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  Speaker 5: still a bit of life and the end bone. No,
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  Speaker 5: there's there's a bit. It's not nothing compared to what
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  Speaker 5: it was in your early twinties.
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  Speaker 4: Its diminishes.
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  Speaker 3: I remember being like.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe fifteen and just feeling so powerful and so horny
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  Speaker 1: and just so full of juice, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Very?
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  Speaker 3: It was a very Is that chips disgusting?
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  Speaker 4: You feel about chips now the way you feel about yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It just pure hormon. It's just chemicals in your body. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: that's fucked, And I don't like that. I am like
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  Speaker 2: basically swayed by these chemicals and programming.
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  Speaker 4: The other thing is they make you think that. You know,
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  Speaker 4: you take drugs, and drugs make you feel this way. Right,
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  Speaker 4: So if you took ecstasy for example, or MDMA for example,
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  Speaker 4: oh man, look this was making me feel amazing. But
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  Speaker 4: all it's doing is activating triggers in your body that
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  Speaker 4: makes you release the drug that makes you feel like that.
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  Speaker 4: So the serotonin, yeah, yeah, a huge flood of that
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  Speaker 4: is what makes you feel like that. And mdm A
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  Speaker 4: just triggers the release of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's not.
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  Speaker 4: Even introducing this new drug into your body. It's just
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  Speaker 4: making you release what's already inside of you.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Here's here's the thing that I've found. Kesy as you get.
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  Speaker 2: Older, Yeah right, okay, jas.
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  Speaker 1: So you're full of hormones and it really does and
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  Speaker 1: your horny, let's just say you horn You're really really horny,
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  Speaker 1: and that's all your brain can think about.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I need to have.
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  Speaker 2: Sex, yes with anyone? And you don't care me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you can become really annoying to your partner
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  Speaker 1: who might not be in that mood.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that?
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  Speaker 3: As you age, what I've.
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  Speaker 1: Found is you're more in control roll of that, and
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  Speaker 1: so you go, oh, I'm a bit horny, but I
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  Speaker 1: can you know, give l take too bad.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what you want.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter if I if I have sex or not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm able to think of other things despite the fact
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  Speaker 1: that I'm horny.
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  Speaker 3: Weas when I back in the day, when I was horny,
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  Speaker 3: that was it.
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  Speaker 2: That's because you were horny, that's.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Because maybe it's because of the diminishment of the horniness.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, it's nearly twenties. Horny is like next level.
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  Speaker 4: You're not you're not learning to control the superpower, and
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  Speaker 4: now you're good at it. It's your super power. It's weaned.
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  Speaker 4: You're like old Wolverine. If you've seen the movie Logan
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  Speaker 4: and he's just a shadow of sworn the set. He's
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  Speaker 4: still got stuff and he could still kick some ass, yes,
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  Speaker 4: but not like he used to be able to. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: and see you feel sad for him and it makes
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  Speaker 4: you cry at the end. The compulsion certainly isn't as strong. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because you were a shocking bast.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I was, I mean I was a horn dog.
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  Speaker 2: But doesn't that make you say, think fucking hell man,
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  Speaker 2: like when you have a kid, it's like, God, I
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  Speaker 2: know what dudes are like, because I was like that,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Yes, and you're just.
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  Speaker 1: Like especially when you've got four girls, it's like you
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  Speaker 1: filthy little fuck.
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  Speaker 4: You've done well there actually, yes, none of them made kid?
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 3: And I tell you what, my wife is just aching
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  Speaker 3: for a grandchild.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't give her another child, Jakes, imagine it's a kid.
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  Speaker 3: I could not think of anything further from what I
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  Speaker 3: would want to be doing.
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  Speaker 2: Is do you know what could be quite funny radio
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  Speaker 2: as if Jace calls his wife on here and just
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  Speaker 2: tells her that he's been thinking about it and they
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  Speaker 2: should try for another kid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure my wife would really.
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  Speaker 7: Be interesting to see how she responds obviously a smeller
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  Speaker 7: straight away and be like, this is a radio gig,
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  Speaker 7: but it's quite interesting to hear what she says.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I know what she would say, go fuck yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting though, it's good.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you see, just very quickly while we're on that subject,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you're a massive horn dog. You're saying me
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  Speaker 1: and horny all the time, and then you have kids
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  Speaker 1: and that changes the equation too morning.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you don't know, you don't right, So
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  Speaker 2: I'm still you're going to just put it on the
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  Speaker 2: back burner for a few years.
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  Speaker 6: What is putting it on the back burner, because it
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  Speaker 6: mean what I think? Okay, well, certainly not with your wife.
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  Speaker 6: I mean you've got all those other options still, but yeah,
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  Speaker 6: certainly the wife. That's yeah, she's not interested anymore.
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  Speaker 2: This sho've got here, which is completely fair enough after
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  Speaker 2: everything you put her through. Yeah, yeah. The sho I
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  Speaker 2: got here is we've got Georgia from Zidim just eating
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  Speaker 2: chips in the Bee studio, and I think she's worried
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  Speaker 2: that you guys are saying true things about me.
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  Speaker 4: I just meant to be Yeah, no, you're not like that, man, Yeah, yeah, no.
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  Speaker 3: This is just make believe. This is just pretending that
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  Speaker 3: Keysy is a massive horn dog.
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  Speaker 2: Who do you Reckon is the biggest horn dog in
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  Speaker 2: this Remember it's not me, it's now Pugs is trying
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  Speaker 2: to make out like a term.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not like if we were all in our twenties,
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  Speaker 1: I'd go, Mogi, I think it'll be you.
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  Speaker 4: A shocking burst.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I Reckon it's you. Jay Okay kissed man.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon, old, I reckon. I could put my head
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  Speaker 2: up and say I'm not super wired towards Sagan, but
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  Speaker 2: I'm also not not wired towards you. You're in the middle,
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  Speaker 2: the middle.
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  Speaker 1: Yourself have said that physical, the physical side of things
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  Speaker 1: is very important to you.
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  Speaker 2: You've said that, really, yes you have, shegan, Yes, well,
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  Speaker 2: it is important. It's still important to me. But it's
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  Speaker 2: not like that's.
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  Speaker 3: You don't need to get disgusting about it. I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to know what you do in the bed dream.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: You've now had a complete secture from start to finish.
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  Speaker 3: Three trust that.
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