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EP 32 - MEN MAKE EVERYTHING DIFFICULT !! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables business idea new dating app. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this exact scenario you don't want to no kids, that's
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  Speaker 1: pretty good, is called no kids. A dating app is
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  Speaker 1: called no kids to be fair, covering our asses from
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  Speaker 1: the start.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like we really put it out there on a
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  Speaker 2: fucking like billboard, didn't we. So hey, you can't come
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  Speaker 2: after us no kids, that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Relatable, Jake, I want to ask you to do something
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  Speaker 1: for me. Can you please try and pick up the
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  Speaker 1: can of march next to you? Try, like, try or
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  Speaker 1: pick up? No, put it back down, try't pick up again?
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  Speaker 1: He picked it up, put it back down, Try and
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  Speaker 1: pick it up. Yeah, there you go. Did you notice
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  Speaker 1: how there's no such thing as trying. You can either
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  Speaker 1: do it or you can't. That's fair. And there's all
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  Speaker 1: these men out here going, oh but I'm trying. I'm trying,
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  Speaker 1: a good boyfriend. I'm trying. Oh yeah, okay, you're ever
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  Speaker 1: a good boyfriend or you're not? Yea yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeh yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Also a lot of I don't know, I had to
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  Speaker 3: call out the women. A lot of them have been
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  Speaker 3: a little bit maybe brainwash or manipulated and they'll like
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  Speaker 3: try and defend their own boyfriends.
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  Speaker 1: And be like, but he's trying. There's no such thing
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  Speaker 1: as trying.
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  Speaker 3: What about Like, wait, so what's the definition of trying?
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  Speaker 1: Then, don't take away from my if.
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  Speaker 3: What if I've like really tried to run ten kilometers
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  Speaker 3: but I did eight.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't do it. But I tried to do ten
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  Speaker 1: you didn't do ten.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like there is such thing as trying, because
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  Speaker 3: I did try to do ten but I didn't me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it can textually my reasoning behind it, I
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  Speaker 1: saw it on a motivational video. Oh yeah, I was
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  Speaker 1: about a guy picking up weight. But I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I was waiting, So this is from a man. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me just backtrack a few steps here. And I
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  Speaker 1: thought the same. I would like to maybe think trying
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  Speaker 1: does exist, and contextually speaking, in fitness, it's a big
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  Speaker 1: thing and a good thing to try it. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: why I brought it towards relationships. Okay, Yeah, because I
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  Speaker 1: was like, you can't really try the relationship. It's like
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  Speaker 1: it's like saying I thought about buying your flowers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's not the equivalent of that. I do.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with that, and I guess in a workout sense,
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  Speaker 3: it's like, you don't you can't just be like I
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  Speaker 3: tried to go to the gym.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 3: It's like when it comes to some thing like that,
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  Speaker 3: you either did or you didn't, unless you actually were
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  Speaker 3: on the way and got in a car accident.
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  Speaker 1: It's like something like it's like I tried to be
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  Speaker 1: a good boyfriend. It's either you were a good boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: or you weren't.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, I hear you, I hear you. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: that makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, in that context, then there is I guess, literally
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  Speaker 3: no such thing as trying.
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  Speaker 1: There's any such thing as doing and not doing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Reletta's podcast is so sad by myself.
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  Speaker 3: Jake Craig aka Daddy and my partner in crime mister
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  Speaker 3: Addie aka trying to be Mummy.
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  Speaker 1: Trying see what I did that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you guys are objectively being the baddies.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly doing it. Yeah, you're doing it. Actually. Jake
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  Speaker 1: before we started said he have something to bring up.
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  Speaker 1: I think I know, but if I'm wrong, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to bring it up. So you go.
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  Speaker 3: Wait until I'm fully done talking to tell me if
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  Speaker 3: this is what you thought it was, and.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you. So so yesterday texts
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  Speaker 1: it is fuck you yesterday. He texted me last night,
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  Speaker 1: I have a rebuttle, thank you very much. Yeah, we'll
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  Speaker 1: say it for the end.
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  Speaker 3: You're fucking idiot, he texts me. We were recording a
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  Speaker 3: Monday and a Patreon episode today, right, And so he
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  Speaker 3: just texted me kind of just like little things what
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  Speaker 3: he thinks should be in the episode. And then after
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  Speaker 3: he goes, that's my two cents, and he spells it
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  Speaker 3: s E and C s E as in like s
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  Speaker 3: n yeah, s E N s C, and he said,
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  Speaker 3: that's my two cents. And I was thinking, this guy
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  Speaker 3: cannot be fucking serious. And so then I said him
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  Speaker 3: a voice esially saying yeah, hectic, that sounds good, blah blah. Also,
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  Speaker 3: it's fucking sense, as in like money c N C
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  Speaker 3: E n T s not freaking sense as in that
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  Speaker 3: makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Man? So, uh, I've been caught up
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  Speaker 1: twice now. Yeah, A grain of salt. Yeah I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was something they else say, Oh, really, a grain
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  Speaker 1: of salt, like assault, Like oh you thought it was
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  Speaker 1: like yeah, you thought it was like assault or a
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  Speaker 1: grain of salt. I thought it was assault. Take it
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  Speaker 1: with a grain of saulte. That's so aggressive? You ever
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  Speaker 1: thinking why people say that? Because I've never been caught
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  Speaker 1: up on that one before, because like it sounds exactly
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  Speaker 1: the same, true. Yeah, take it with a grain of salt,
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  Speaker 1: like grain of salt. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You people think that there's a space in between the
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  Speaker 3: A and the rest of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And then the same with sense and scent,
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  Speaker 1: like my two cents, my two cents.
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  Speaker 3: What you're saying is the right thing, But like I
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  Speaker 3: just thought it was for some reason.
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  Speaker 1: It just I just thought it. That's my two.
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  Speaker 3: Cents, as in, like my senses, Like you're giving two
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  Speaker 3: of your senses of the five you have. That's what
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking, Like, I don't understand, I feel, I
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  Speaker 3: feel what two senses did you give to give ideas
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  Speaker 3: to record today?
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  Speaker 1: Of the five you got?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: What two of your senses went into that? Why do
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  Speaker 1: we have five senses?
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  Speaker 3: We have five cents? The humans have five senses?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a factual statement? Yeah? Oh? Is it like sight, smell, taste, hearing, touch,
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  Speaker 1: that's five? There you go. That happened awfully too quickly.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean have happened off to could? And
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  Speaker 1: you know how that's all about senses. I have one
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  Speaker 1: rebuttal to all of this. Here we go, classic man,
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. It's good. It's a good one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's a good one. It's a good one. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: And this is gonna make me feel so much better? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm ready for this. Now you're ready? Ready?
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  Speaker 1: You've got two faces in your beard? Wait, I have
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  Speaker 1: a rebuttal.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't make me look any better, but it's mostuzre cream,
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  Speaker 3: not two paste the kent.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was moisturizing cream. But then I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: this motherfucking nether moisturize. So the reason I never fucking
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  Speaker 1: sort your shitting never moisturizes. No top of my head,
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  Speaker 1: it's been flow. I noticed that. I didn't know what
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  Speaker 1: was going on.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know if I was burnt or if it
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  Speaker 3: was just from wearing hats. And then Beth gave me
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  Speaker 3: this moisturizer that's like fucking thick, af bro. You couldn't
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  Speaker 3: it with a fucking oh, there's no I was gonna
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  Speaker 3: say thick with like I know it's t h I
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  Speaker 3: c S thick.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. That ship was fucking I know that one. It
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  Speaker 1: was vic let me tell you.
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  Speaker 3: And so I put it on it when my face
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  Speaker 3: was all white and I was like what I was
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  Speaker 3: a fuck And I was trying to rub it in
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  Speaker 3: and she.
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  Speaker 1: Was like, no, you don't rob it rub it in.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: Like, so she says, you just spread it and my
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  Speaker 3: face was like literally just caked. It looked like I
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  Speaker 3: had zinc on. You should tell her that, I thought, Yeah, toothpaste.
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  Speaker 1: I looked in the mirror. I tried to actually get
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  Speaker 1: it all all the white spots out. Yeah, ja'son Classic Boy,
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  Speaker 1: and I can I say it. Never used moisturizer every
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  Speaker 1: in his life, just had good skin until this morning. Jealous.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, Beth does all this skincare right most evenings,
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  Speaker 3: most mornings, most evings, and then she's currently getting some
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  Speaker 3: she's been having acne breakouts, but it's more hormone anything
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  Speaker 3: because it's like relatively recent and it always happens like
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  Speaker 3: the week.
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  Speaker 1: Before her period and she's in her louteal phase. My tired,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just like, seriously, let them let nature take,
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  Speaker 1: like do its thing take its course. Let's let nature
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  Speaker 1: do his thing.
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry about the fucking acting that's coming.
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  Speaker 1: From a man who's never had pimples and insecurities around them.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good point. Yeah, good point. You see her
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  Speaker 1: as beautiful no matter what. If you've had pimples, you're like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just you halper fixated, and you're just like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: so fucking hagly.
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  Speaker 3: Like I've had some pimples like usually one six in
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  Speaker 3: your whole life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt really really so.
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  Speaker 3: I actually asked my dad, my mum, my biological mom,
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  Speaker 3: and my biological dad. Neither one of them got acne. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so it's just genetic. I got super lucky. My older
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  Speaker 3: sister she's had a bit of it. But my step
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  Speaker 3: mom so I'm not blood related to her at all,
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  Speaker 3: but my step my half siblings ah, and they both
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  Speaker 3: get acne. And my younger brother asks me the other
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  Speaker 3: day kind of randomly, like where's your least favorite place
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  Speaker 3: to get a pimple?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, you're asking the wrong fucking guy.
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  Speaker 1: I hate to say this to you. I felt so bad.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I've had like ted sorry, I felt
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  Speaker 3: so picked me saying and I was like, I genuinely
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  Speaker 3: just don't know.
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  Speaker 1: They all hurt. That's a that's a good question. The
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  Speaker 1: back is probably the worst. Yeah, lower back hurts like
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  Speaker 1: a bit, okay, really like you never have one on
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  Speaker 1: your back. I've had little pimples like a that's like
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  Speaker 1: getting stuff with a knife. Yeah, I've never had a
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  Speaker 1: bluddy buddy. All right, But today we wanted to start
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  Speaker 1: with I g question of the week. Yeah, boy, which
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  Speaker 1: is what's something men make unnecessarily difficult? Most things? Most things? Actually?
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  Speaker 3: Really really what's what are the what are the things
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  Speaker 3: we're talking about? Probably like that's my is that a phrase?
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  Speaker 3: Like that's my two cents? More of like saying we.
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  Speaker 1: Seem to make those difficult. I make him difficult.
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  Speaker 3: Our friend Gi, he used to think that play it
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  Speaker 3: by it was so you know how like, oh we'll
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  Speaker 3: play it by ear. Yeah, he used to It was
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  Speaker 3: it you or him that thought it was played by year.
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  Speaker 3: I knew it was ear, so it wasn't me, so
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  Speaker 3: it must have been him. Then I saw I was
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  Speaker 3: talking to someone who said play it by year, and
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  Speaker 3: I was kind of like, it's ear and they go, no,
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  Speaker 3: it's not year, you know, And then he.
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  Speaker 1: Thought about it and he was like, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: you can make it whatever you want to make it. Yeah. True.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look, I'm not gonna argue with that, but
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  Speaker 1: it's wrong.
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  Speaker 3: You first, what's something men make unnecessarily difficult orgasms? Don't
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  Speaker 3: stop does not mean speed up?
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  Speaker 1: Oh true. I think I've been a victim to this.
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  Speaker 1: Don't stop to me means don't come.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't stop is kind of like you're literally an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: Because I wasn't gonna but now I'm gonna come. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And when they say don't stop, turns me the funk
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  Speaker 1: on and once sped up because I would come quicker.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to maintain that pace without coming. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like, please don't come, Please don't complease
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  Speaker 1: don't come.
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  Speaker 3: But in that moment, that's when you lose your rhythm
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  Speaker 3: because you've lost the flow.
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  Speaker 1: You've lost your.
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  Speaker 3: Mind, all right, like your your your genuine flow state.
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  Speaker 3: But it's just like being hit a speed bumps. So
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  Speaker 3: now you are speeding up. Is this saying a double
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  Speaker 3: ended sword? Is that a saying double ended sword?
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  Speaker 1: You're very close double edged sword. It's like a double
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  Speaker 1: edged sword because what you want to come, but then
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  Speaker 1: also that this you don't want to come.
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  Speaker 3: You know what's interesting is sex for men is it
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  Speaker 3: is obviously always very good because we are predominantly the
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  Speaker 3: ones who finish. If anyone's gonna not finish, it's usually
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  Speaker 3: the woman. Yeah, but men go through a weird mindset
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  Speaker 3: when we have sex, right, because we're thinking like, I
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  Speaker 3: want to have sex because I want to come, but
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  Speaker 3: also the whole time I'm having sex, I'm like, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to come.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, isn't that weird? Yet?
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  Speaker 3: You know what the best feeling in the world is.
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  Speaker 1: We should say I don't want to come yet, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to come yet. I don't want to come yet.
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  Speaker 1: What's the best feeling is knowing when you are allowed
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  Speaker 1: to come, when you've earned it, when you But there's
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  Speaker 1: two types of earning it. One is she's not going
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  Speaker 1: to come this session. That doesn't doesn't that doesn't feel good.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, you might as well just finished. Now this
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  Speaker 1: isn't this isn't going any I do know what you
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  Speaker 1: were thinking. When she says come, yeah, she screams, and
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  Speaker 1: then she goes yeah finished.
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  Speaker 2: Now okay, Well I'm hot.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't take this. I actually got some good creative answers.
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  Speaker 1: As something men make unnecessarily difficult making time to see you. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that sounds pretty valid for being honest. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: always try. That works again, it's if you're gonna see
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  Speaker 1: me or you don't. True. There's no such thing as
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  Speaker 1: trying in that sense. No, or something you may make unnecessarily.
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  Speaker 3: Difficult trying to get gossip, because why do you not
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  Speaker 3: get the important details to relate it?
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  Speaker 1: I reckon, I'm pretty good at that. I can.
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  Speaker 3: That's like a skill gap, you think, Yeah, do you
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  Speaker 3: think it's also just an interest gap?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to use the word care gap care interest care. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like a lot of men don't really
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  Speaker 1: care about their little details. No, that's true. I can't
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  Speaker 1: light the tea, true, And.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes I feel like it's so juicy, like I find
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  Speaker 3: sometimes I'll go through a mental battle where I want
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  Speaker 3: to know the juice. But I'm also like, if I
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  Speaker 3: was telling someone this story and they asked me for more,
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  Speaker 3: for more answers, I'd be like, I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: tell you.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't you don't see you do you don't
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  Speaker 1: ask it? Like that's what I'm gonna give me some more.
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  Speaker 1: Broke up with my girlfriend? Jake's like, give me the reasons?
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  Speaker 1: What give me more next time?
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  Speaker 3: Like what do you want to ask if you're if
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  Speaker 3: you're ever saying to me like, oh, me and Cassie
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  Speaker 3: broke up. Like I mean, let's let's go a different fend.
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  Speaker 3: I'm probably ask you a million questions someone else tells
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  Speaker 3: me them when they go friend broke up. I think
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to call Beth and be like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: someone there broke up. As texting me questions, these questions
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  Speaker 3: texting me questions.
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  Speaker 1: So when did it happen? Who did anyone cheat?
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  Speaker 3: Did Actually we should ask about in the comments? What
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  Speaker 3: questions do you want us to ask when we are
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  Speaker 3: in when we are in a situation where we.
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  Speaker 1: Could get some good gossip? True? You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Friends like universal questions?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know the universal two friends broke up, Like,
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  Speaker 3: let's let's go for break up specific you know there's
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  Speaker 3: a break up, this happened, Like what questions are we
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  Speaker 3: needing to ask? Because I don't know about you guys,
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  Speaker 3: but we just kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of go straight to are you okay?
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  Speaker 3: I hope you're okay, unlike you women out there just
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  Speaker 3: trying to get all the gossip.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, true, true, true, true. But also sometimes the gossip
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  Speaker 1: isn't always truthful because sometimes they talk shit after depending
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  Speaker 1: whose side you're one and whose reason it was for
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  Speaker 1: breaking out. So you go to take everything with a
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  Speaker 1: grain of salt. Yeah, you gotta take it with a
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  Speaker 1: grain of our salt. What's something men make unnecessarily difficult
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  Speaker 1: walking down the street? Damn Yeah for women? Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it took me a second again yeah yeah yeah, wow valid, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: fuck man, should be the most simple thing in the
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  Speaker 1: world that is insane shitting. I swear you guys take hours. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to debunk that one. That's not making it difficult. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: True, we're not making the shitting difficult.
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  Speaker 1: We're enjoying our time. It's like a free time. It's
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  Speaker 1: like free time. It's free time, and it's just a
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  Speaker 1: bit of me time.
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  Speaker 3: I got this game. I swear this isn't an ad.
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  Speaker 3: Two things. I got this game called words Gape. Right,
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  Speaker 3: you've played on the toilet, and.
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  Speaker 1: That's all on the toilet. Now I just be playing
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  Speaker 1: words Gate, Broski.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you twy one hundred billions people out
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  Speaker 3: here with two hundred thousand brilliants exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Is it like words with friends?
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  Speaker 3: You just fucking it's like crossword, right, and then there's
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  Speaker 3: like there's like six letters and there's there's but maybe
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  Speaker 3: like ten words need to make out of the six
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: letters and then you just need to like connect them
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: to make the six So it's just like a brain game.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Because I was like, fucking get me off, TikTok a,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna die. I think give me off because I
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: think my brain.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Actually I feel that too way. Sometimes I'm scrolling. It's
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: been like half now I'm like, maybe my brain will complode.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: What was that? Complode? It's the next extension of implode? Ah,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: like your recovery there? Did you make that up? Why
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: that's the thing? Complode? Yeah, isn't that implode? Implode is
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: like yeah, implode, Yeah, yeah yeah, explode complode. I thought
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: was the next one.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: The funck is there's no different, Like there's no next
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: one though.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Like how would you spell it like that? Like that?
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Of course enough complode. It looks like you might
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: have made a typo, as complode is not.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: A standard English word Jesus fucking Christ.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: There is a word called complot, and it's a noun
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: or verb for a secret plot scheme.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: You know what I meant Exactly What I was going
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: to say, though, is you you you go through life
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: just making it up.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: You know how you'd like to say that I'm off
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: with the fairies in my own life, like everyone says
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: that you fucking go through life just make it up words.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: You know, you called me out for sense and scent.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I had to look it up to make sure I
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: was right or you were wrong. Yeah, before I could
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: admit that you were right. What I was going to
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: say is like, I'm taking every where you say with
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: a grain of assault.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: And here's what happens when I play a little brain
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: game on my phone. Right, So I'm still looking at
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: my device, which is probably not great for me, but
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: it's because I'm because I'm like looking at a word.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Game and I'm using my brain.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Remember when in The Grinch when his heart goes from
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: like a little shriveled up date size thing to like
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: kind of beating and growing and then it comes bigger, red,
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: red and juicy, Like my brain's slowly.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Getting back to fill out my cranium.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: True, get yourself on words case mate.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you I probably do. I've had a
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: bit of brain fog recently. I don't know why. I
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: think I've just been it's come back, you know how
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I had a phase like a year ago. Yeah, it's
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: come back again. I don't know why. Probably too much
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: TikTok make get off that phone. Too much, there's too
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: much life. Probably. What's something men make unnecessarily difficult wearing
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: a condom?
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I do you mean difficult in the sense of like I.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Don't want to wear a one? I think so they're
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: like I can't feel anything with it on? You actually can?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: You can feel stuff with it on. Yeah. It's like
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: sex with a condom or no sex. It would be
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: the obstence. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree, not sex
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: of a condom or sex with no condom. Yeah yeah,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I saw.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Actually, you know how it's super common for women at
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: a very young age, like early to mid teens to
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: be put on the pill.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's like a hormone.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Changing medication, and it's like so normal, and I think
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: it does it does help a lot of women, but
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: it's also it does have a lot of bad side effects.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: And I saw a woman make a video saying so
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I think when it comes to basically she said from
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: when men can get the surgery. She thinks that men
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: should get a vasectomy and then get it reversed as
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: as contraception, and then get it reversed because like it
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: has it happens all the time.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: It's like super safe and thing. I like that.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: And it would be like because I think it doesn't
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: affect our hormones getting of vasectomy. So it's like and
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: then obviously the comments were just kind of like.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: You don't cast straight men like two, I know nothing
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: about victory to be fair, No, I know someone that
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: had a vasectomy after he had kids and then unfortunately
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: one of his children passed away, and so you got
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: to reverse viseect me and had two.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: More and it works. It works out. Yeah.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: And I was actually remember asking him some questions and
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, when you, like I
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: was singing, when you have ever verseected me?
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Like do you even come?
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: He's like, stuff still comes out.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I just don't know. I don't know how it works,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: but stuff comes out, yeah much just block like the
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: actual semen not Yeah, yeah, true, I don't even yeah,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: we don't even know what a seamen.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I've seen another thing. You can get this thing for
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: men now, I don't know how how along it is,
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: but you can get like this gel that gets put
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: in like a tube in between your one of your testes,
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: in like penis, and it dissolves after two years. Really,
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: so you can have two years of contraception and then
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: just like you don't even have to get it removed anything.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: It just disolves after years and then you can have
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: a baby after that and doesn't affect hormones. But nothing interesting.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of keen to look into it. I just
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: don't know how studied it's done. But this is classic
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: man saying.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just scared of yeah, talking about what you think.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I went on the news. I don't know. I researched
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: this red on the toilet.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: I've literally not watched a TV like a TV for ages.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Apart from clarks Is Farm, I've not watched a TV
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: a TV. You're getting old, mate, all right.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: What's something that makes so? What's something men make unnecessarily
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: difficult taking off a bra? I don't do it, eh,
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I would like to say something about this. Bras are
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: the problem bras are unnecessarily difficult to take off? Yeah,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: all right, let's all be honest. You like you've had practice,
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: eve been wearing a bra your whole fucking life, or.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe since everything you've got boobs, you.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Expect me to be able to flick that thing off
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: like Charlie Sheen in Fucking two and a half.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Men. No, I just look at it.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: He's what my superpower is. I look at it. She
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: he takes it off.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Too fair. That is a good super power. All right.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: What's something men make unnecessarily difficult checking in with their
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: friends as an adult? Yeah? Yeah, definitely do.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: We do make it unnecessarily difficult because we make all
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: these stupid, random reasons to not do it.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Baking a cake, oh, come on, can be a beast.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I used to do that heaps when I was a kid.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: For real, Making bacon stresses me out brow. Bacon cakes
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: easy for cakes easy, but like bacon, other stuff's hard.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: I made pancakes from scratch the other day, not out
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: of one of those pre made bottles.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Actually taste it good. It's like four ingredients. Yeah what
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: was that said? Who do known?
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Who would have known? Who?
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: It was?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Four ingredients? Literally not me.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: I looked it up and I was like, I wonder
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: if I've gone more every household it hasn't worn.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: You are, boy, this is my last one. What something
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: men make unnecessarily difficult finding the clip?
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I will die on this hill. The clip is unnecessarily
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: difficult to.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Find, you will? All right? Personal question? I thought you're
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: gonna say Peth doesn't have one drive at this point,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think she does. Right, We've been dating three years.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Is it possible for some of them to be born
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: without a clip?
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: That's a question I actually have for the world that
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: we just asked that, all right, because of the world to.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Ask claud.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Because yeah, some of them be difficult to find. You
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: get clip piercings, you know.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Well that's got her is that it's so sensitive.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Also, like does that take away sensitivity or does it
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: ad because you can get your cock pissed?
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Or is that your foreskin pissed? Why would you do that? No?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I think it is your cock. I think cock. Yeah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: And it goes like through the gap where the semen
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: comes out of. It's like a nipple.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Piss you'd be so every time every time you piss,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: it's split like a wake up.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: You ever like take a piss after you've had a.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Wank and then like or you've had a boner or whatever,
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: and it's like something's glued in the middle of your
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: little eye penis, eyeball together in two different directions.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: You're like, holy fuck, whoa toilets are big enough? Who who? Yeah,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: that's why Urino was the best. It's disgusting you.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: It's the fact that men's got men have both things
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: coming out the same fucking hole.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: What is that? I thought that was usedful? Well, women
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: have separate I know, but why is that disgusting? I
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: don't know why. I feel like it's gross. True.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Also, it's so interesting that I know women have a
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: hole for the pea and a hole and the other
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: holes the vagina, right, but like it's like I know that,
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: but like not that I ever picture women pissing very often.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: If I am to picture it, though, I picture it
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: coming out of vaginal hole. Yeah, it's crazy different like
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: that is and like weird. It's so foreign but also
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: so close to us. True, very true.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Also, what the something that's actually crazy is the fact
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: that humans figured out how to change a someone that's
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: born a woman, and like do a surgery to give
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: them a penis. Oh ye, same and then same for
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: a men give them a surgery that gives them a
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: giant Like, that's crazy that they figured that shit out.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: That's hectic. Well, I even think like boob jobs are crazy,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: and like the skin, Yeah, radio, what.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Chad, why do you get yourself a fucking chain necklace
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: and stuff? Fucking vapor or some shit over here?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I was trying to join in the conversation.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about very complicated anatomy, and you're talking about putting.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Gel sacks into some boobs to make them bigger. But
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: then you think about the skin and then there's only
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: a tiny little slit underneath, and then it eventually come
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: a long way goes away and then I'm like, this
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: big fucking thing just goes in your skin. Yeah, that's
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: a long way. I feel like that's great. What do
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: you call it? A surgery with anatomy? They've come a
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: long way. I'll give you that Audie Shark tank his back.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Let's go. It might need to change the name because
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: it's now our business venture together. Ah, Okay, it's going
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Oc OCVC Audie Clark Venture Capitalism.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: That's good ov anything with my name and it sounds amazing. Yeah,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I like that, but that as if you know around here.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: This is a week on week I think this might
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: be the fourth week. We had a break. Last week
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Jake mentioned something a little bit where Jake came to
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: me with business ideas, and on week two he hit
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: with an absolute banger where there's a surprise, there's a
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: kind of divide in a bed to split each other,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: rolling on each other side in relationships. Imps. Yes, I
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: will say this this was for the man out there? Yes?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Uh what what you looked at me? This is for
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: the men out of here? Like this product is for
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the men, but it's not always for the men because
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: it doubles as I do think this is actually a
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: great business idea to go under the bum for a
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: women when they have sex. I like that. But Jake,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I've been doing some research. A couple of updates first
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: and then we can talk about what we've been chatting about.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: First update is there is a company called Chaomi Sleep
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: who have bed borders, but I'm still in them. That
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: was that your idea the name for it. I wanted
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: to call it a bed border, so we can't call
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: it the bed border, and it says the world's first
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: bed sheet with borders pattern pending. However, why do we
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: never have a no, no, no, don't jump to conclusions.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Their idea sucks. Their idea is literally a bed with
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: a border around the outside of it.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Ah, so it's not the same, and ours is more
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: of a divider.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense. Border, So there's it's just on
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: the outside of a bed for all the audio listeners,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: just an extra cushion to like keep you in almost Yeah,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: can't put your legs you actually wouldee quite good, but
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I think that's when you get hot, you stick a
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: little leg out. True. I would kind of like the
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: security of like being able to really roll up. I
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: feel like that that would be good if your single.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like the opposite of what our idea is.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: It brings you closer together.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: One benefit of that for a couple is when like,
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: for some reason, even though I'm bigger than my girlfriend,
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: she takes up seventy percent of the bed and I'm
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: up on this log sliver that can really lean into
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: the border.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: True. True.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Anyway we hate this company here is that we need
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: to change the name to bed Vider.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Bed vider. Oh did that just come off the top
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: your head? Yea. Actually one of the baddies, Steph Price,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: remember that name all the time. Yes, the Price friend
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: of the podcast has came with diagrams. So it's of
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: the YouTube. She's called it the cuddle dock. Okay, I
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: do also like that's gonna do the cuddle dock, and
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: she has diagrams. Here we go, look at it. Oh,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: so that goes it's like a slit and there's a
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: little cushion that goes inside. And look at the bottom
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: right too. Okay, describe what you're saying. So currently it
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: looks like here's what it looks like.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Actually, this is a really good idea. You know how
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: you put it. You have your mattress. It looks like
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: it's in the mattress topper. You know how sometimes you
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: get out either like a mattress protector or a mattress
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: topper like I have on my mattress as a little
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: extra thing like a wool, like a like a lamb's wool.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: She protects the bed, protect the bed. It makes a
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: little more comfy. Yeah, it looks like that she's almost
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: got like a bit of a thing that you just
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: slide something in. Okay, cool, then we've got yep slidered
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: in cool cool coour like that washaball easy to wash
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: and remove and let me just say having it so
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: you can take it out and put it under the
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: timmy when you guys are fucking making babies. That so
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: more than just sleep, remove the insert for a flat
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: sheet surface perfect for intimacy. Use the insert as a
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: pillar under your hips, knees or whatever you need, or
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: giving head too, because like who's on the bed and
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: then moving off the bed just for their girlfriend and
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: me on the knee.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you start that way like you're kissing. Maybe I
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: like this idea. I like this. I think it's a
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: great idea. I like this a lot. Yeah, this is
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: really good idea. Here's something I want to say though, Right,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: so this is fucking hectic, But how like in your so.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know about you, but I know me very
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: well obviously, I don't think I'm going to be like
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: in bed, maybe reading near beth. Maybe we play game
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: and our phones together. We kind of do like the
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: world all together. Sometimes New York Times games type shit,
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: and then I'm gonna I don't know if I'm gonna
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: get out of bed to then lift up the bottom.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Of the blanket and push this thing in pause. I
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: feel like, don't sometimes you always get up to piss
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: before I go to sleep. I pissed before I go
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: to sleep and turn the lights off, Like it's just
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: another step to your nighttime routine.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: True, and if like in my head it's going to
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: benefit my sleep quality, yeah, then I feel like I'll
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: do it heap.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Some people do it. And then what what I was
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: going on with the sexy time thing too, is like
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: have you ever gone? I feel like this is the
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: most universal relationship thing ever. You're having sex mid session,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you're like, funk, I need to put up her hips
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: a little bit. You go to grab a pillow. Then
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh no, that's her pillow. That's my pillow.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: She sleeps with another pillow. Fuck, where's the pillow that
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: goes under her ear? There's fucking juices come everywhere? What
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: there is?
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: That's a good point, Like I don't want my ball
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: sack with all the vagina juice on it hitting my
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: pillow where my fucking chin's gonna go, same as her
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: to be fair cuddle dock.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not still in the name tuddle Dog.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: I'm not so I don't mind bed Vider, but like
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: I feel like I kind of like how it's cuddles in.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: It, but cuddle dock kind of like insinuates it brings
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: you together. Where we are dividing, Yeah, you know we want.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: The vision, we want separation, Yeah, we want, but they're
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: the updates.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I think where we're going to go from here is
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: there's gonna be a big gap.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Because when you get this ship made, Yeah, we're gonna
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: make some samples. Yeah, we're gonna make three, one for me,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: one for Roddy, one for a Bodie.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: And there might be a few different variations to test
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: run and then also Baddi's common below what you think
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: the name could be for? Just to reiterate, Jay, how
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: can we let's sell this right now? All right?
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: I think the way I originally sold it was I
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: can sell it for either a woman or I can
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: sell it for a man. For if I'm selling it
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: to a man, it's like it's going to be this,
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: It's going to be Does your girlfriend always want to
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: just have like a foot touching you or a hand
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: touching you? Or she always want your hand under her
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: or something along those lines. Well, we both know you
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: don't want that, all right. That's why we've got the
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: bed Fighter.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: It's a very easily or against a very easy device
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: to install and add to your nighttime add to your nighttime.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: It's a very seamless device to add to your nighttime
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: routine and won't add any length at all, all right.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: The only thing it might be adding length to is
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: your Johnson.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Down there maybe when you guys get down and dirty
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: and you take it out and put it underneath our
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: hips and get it gone. Now, for a woman, are
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: you experiencing bed divorce?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: And you don't want to experience bed divorce? Well, actually
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: usually it's because of snoring or some shit. We haven't
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: figured out the story even because.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: We're in Australia. Like, are you both really hot in
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Australian summer? Touch to each other and your skin's just
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: like ah yeah, true, Yeah, that's a good point your
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: own space. Your boyfriend sweat like a fucking pig? Yeah?
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Is he on peptides?
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Does your boyfriend drench his side of the bed, Yeah,
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: it looks like he's pissed the bed every time.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Here you go. We'll even make it absorbent. We put
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: the fucking.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Bed vider in there, and yes's lap that shirt on
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: and you fucking go to sleep and you wake up dry.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Still love him.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: I want to have sex with him because he's trying. Yeah,
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: and it will elevate your hips. And with all that,
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: we still don't have a name. So comment below and
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: we are going to get to making some samples.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, otie, I have got some exciting news.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well, the Baddies No Where March of Babes
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• 34:31
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• 34:35
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• 34:38
  Speaker 1: What flavors are there?
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Well, there's the original, which is perfect if you're an
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: og marcher lover, or if you like to add your
• 34:44
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• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I'm at this level now, whoa march to baddie.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: And there's the strawberry and vanilla, which already have the
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: flavors perfectly mixed in. Well, that's sick. So you can
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: basically be your own Barissa at home exactly. It tastes
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: like it came from a fay. You've got to try it, bro, I.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Want to, but where can I grab it? Same as
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: always Cole's Baby Baddies, it's time for dilemmas, and I
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: just want to say that, thank you, thank you very much.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: You've been adding quite a few dilemmas. Thanks for struggling.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Thank you for struggling in life and bringing content to
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: our podcast.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Is what you wanted to say? Mean it like that?
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I meant going out everyone's got struggles, Jake, and going
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: out of your way to submit one and thinking that
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Jake and my advice will help you. Do you actually reckon?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: People think we could help. That's why those Why else
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: would they send it? I like your advice a bit
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: of fun. Let me just make up this lemma center
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: to the boys and see if they use it. That's
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: what someone's done that we've read it one hundred percent.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Oh that's really nice. Well I meant that in a
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: nice way, and Jake took it out of context. Anyway,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Dear Jake and Notty, I love the podcast and your
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: insights into the male brain. I've been with my boyfriend
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: for over a year and a half now and he's great.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: My dilemma is the baddies have changed from But he's great.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Just give him for it. My dilemma is we still
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: haven't had sex. About ten months ago, we talked about
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: being ready for actual sex after doing about everything else,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: which has been great. But every time we try, his
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: penis just goes limp all of a sudden. Whenever it happens,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: he becomes really self conscious and shuts himself off, clearly
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: embarrassed this is happening. Yeah, that's relatable. He was raised
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: in a religious setting, and I know sex was shunned
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: his whole life. Oh like a before marriage name. Yeah,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: so I'm suspecting this might be a subconscious block of
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: having sex before Maggie having sex before marriage, although he
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: claims he doesn't care about it. Yeah, My question is
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: how do I best support him through this so we
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: can figure it out together. It's turned into a taboo
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: topic and I don't know how to approach it. I
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: feel like the guys. I feel like guys take a
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: lot of pride in their skills. If he doesn't, you
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: haven't had sex, He hasn't been able to work on this.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: How can you be fucking good at something you've never done?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think his ego is hurt, But what
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: do I do? Thank you so much?
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dang, that's a fucking dilemma because I think so.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: He says it doesn't affect him, like the whole being
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: raised religion, religious and things like that, but like that's
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: it's subconsciously it's got to affect him, has to.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: He may not.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Actively think I can't get hard because of what my
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: parents are gonna think or whatever, but like it's got
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: to subconsciously affect you so much.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's definitely maybe a bit of a childhood TM.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: We don't know the extent of like how strict they were.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Well, if you think, yeah, like you know, you guys
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: are probably nearly maybe in your early twenties, maybe you're
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: nearly twenty, but like you know, twenty years of your
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: life your parents have fucking shunned sex.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to affect your heaps one undred percent.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: And the reason I do think it is that is
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: because she said she's done everything but sex and that's
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: been great. So like, yeah, he's getting hard for that stuff.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you've given him a hand job, you've given
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: him a blowjob, like he's eating you out like type of.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Stuff, and arguably doesn't feel as good. Yeah, true old, yeah, true.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Like I think I wonder if this would be like,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: can is erect I will dysfunction a actual medical thing
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: or is it quite often a mental thing? Like can
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: you get diagnosed with EDNA from a mental standpoint?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: That's a great question. I would say, No, ED is
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: a biological response, and then this is an ed it's
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: a mental thing. Yeah, which isn't so so ED is
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: an actual like issue.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: It's like this is more of him needing to get
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: over a mental barrier.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I would say, so, Okay, it could be wrong. Proof
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: check us on that. Yeah true. I don't know, but
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I think but I remember being younger, like having sex
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: for the first time with girls. I would get really
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: really nervous. I remember the first time I lost my virginity.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I was not like rock Hard. I was like I
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: was I remember you've told me this. I was like,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I reckon. I was performing on like seventy percent yeah right,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: because I was shitting myself. I didn't know what to do.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I was stressing, but I couldn't control that shit. Yeah,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know what was going on. I was the opposite.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I was like I didn't know what was going on,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: and then I was also in a car to be fair,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: but oh yeah, that's a contributing factor. And I remember
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: it probably took, like I can two more times and
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: then I figured it out, and then I was confident
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: in myself, confident to like really like I'm gonna give
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: this my all, yeah, and take those first two times
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: you would just try it, and theme of the episode
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: just try yeah, just try it, and the all jokes aside, like,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: I think it's a very nerve wracking thing, and it
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: perfects your perfects. It affects your performance a lot of
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: the time, especially with men. But the thing I'm struggling
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: to comprehend with this is it's been a long time
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: and you sound like you have such an open and
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: honest conversation to talk about things, but as soon as
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: this one thing comes up, it becomes taboo. But he
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: still wants to have sex down. That doesn't make sense
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Here's something I don't know, Like, I don't know if
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: maybe you have said this to him at all, but
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: if you need to say that, like, do you think
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: it would help if you just said to him, like, look,
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's something that we need to be
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: talking to you about all the time, right, I do want
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: you to know that sex is something I want. I
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: understand that every time we have tried you have not
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: gotten hard.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, I just.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Want you to know that, like there's no rush, but
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: I'm ready when you're ready.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know he's at the right thing. He sounds
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: ready to me. I think that is he that's a
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: good point. It sounds they must be young, he sounds ready.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: But because this sounds like such an easy conversation for
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: me and my partner have yes, yes, same, And I
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: heard her bring this to me, and I would be
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: the thing he knows this is a problem. If it's
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: ten months is a long period of time. And he
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: said I want to have sex.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: You never know though, Like who brought up the I'm
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: ready to have sex conversation?
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Like was it you actually?
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: And then is he like just saying like he is
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: ready because he wanted to Just you don't know what
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: you're happy?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: But also it's again it's a men's problem in a
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: sense of she doesn't know what's actually in his head
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: because he's not communicating about it.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: True, it's not her problem. It's not her problem.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: At always he should come to you and be like, actually,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: either I really want to have sex and I don't
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: know what's going on, or I'm actually not ready. They're
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: the two kind of. It's a hard one when it
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: comes to sex, isn't it. It's very hard.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: It'd be nice if he could articulate how he's feeling,
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: but he clearly can't.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Because in a relationship there shouldn't be any ego in
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: the bedroom. Like I can understand trying to impress your
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: partner the first couple of times you're having sex, like
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: that's exciting and new, but after a year it's funny,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: like you're trying to please each other.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: The first couple of times, you're trying to do your
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: best to please them. There's usually those are usually your
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: worst performances because.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: They're like the first couple of times said, they're the
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: most exciting. So you finished like mad quick. I thought
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I did great first time I had sex and Cassie
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: and she said I was like, oh, yeah, it was
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: al right. I thought I fucking killed today. I knew
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't kill. The first time sex with Bath I
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: lasted like thirty seconds day No fuck, Oh, I would
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: was like twenty minutes.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, so you last Yeah, I thought you were killing it.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: And she was kind of just like nothing to phone
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: home about me. She said it she had no was good,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: but like I wasn't like good, I've got I've had
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: a way better with you other people like with me.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: With me, I've had better first time with me? I
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: friends that funny. No, No, I knew I didn't do
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: well anyway. There's an ongoing theme of you coming early.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let me think about this. I'm about you know,
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: I'm like a ten minute ago.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Why because you don't have a four skin? I wouldn't know.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't that like mean that I'm more like I have
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: a less sensitive tip because I'm like out here, just like.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: It's out on the elements are sure? You know?
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: When why why are people with foreskins the one that
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: they do have, fucking they get dirty infections and ship
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: that's been debunked.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: That's bullshit, that's been Why do you get dick cheese?
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: And I don't exactly that's that's growth a little organisms
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: in there.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Just it's like when you've been sweating all day of
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: your armpit, the same as that and it's just like
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: a little it's just sweat, just bad way and affected. No,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I actually do think it's being a myth, where like
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: it's just the thing that make your penis look better. Oh,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: because that's why it's a choice now, Like if it
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: was actually a biological thing, like when you think every
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: doctor would be like you should your son's foreskinting chopped off?
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: No, I'm it's definitely like it used to be way
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: more common. But now there's the reason for it. Is
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: it been a looks thing. It used to be like,
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, it's safer for like health was.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Just teach your son how to wash his cock. Oh yeah,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: it's that simple. I remember you men have tight foreskins.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: That's one of the reasons that it happens. It can happen.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not very common, though, is it. We have
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: our friends have just had a baby. They were so
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: that they're they're currently debating or whatever not, like they're
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: not fighting over it, like I don't know, just deciding
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: whether they want to get their son chopped, circumstance chopped,
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: give him the snip, And there's only one doctor on
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: the centrist does it.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: That's how uncommon it's become. What a job And I
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: was just like I was like.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Saying, look, I'm not going to make a choice for you,
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: but like if it's like I mean, just who gives it?
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: She was not that big of a decision, like I
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: don't have a baby, but like if you don't do it.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Just wash it. I would just say do whatever he's
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: done because he knows how to make it work true
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: where I don't care what where I was done with
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: bacterias and you're on the toilet a lot, it's inevitable
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: to sit down hits your toilet seat. I've got fucking protection, mate.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah I got nothing. You're I've got nothing. You've got something.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Probably had the research one public It feels like one
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: time I literally like a disinfectant white. I looked up
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: on the internet, can you get an STI your dick
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: touching the toilet?
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: And it said no.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: I remember I said he can't transfer like that. But
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: I was like, I need to remember initizer on this.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Thing public toilet and I'm like, good, putting my cock
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: like down straight, but then ship and then the water
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: went up and hit my cop. I was like, I
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: was like, what is my toilets need? I was like
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: the worth day public.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Toilets need like a fucking This is really only for
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: people that don't have a foreskin, which is coming less
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: and less common obviously, but they need to have like
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: some sort of like hand sanitizer that just like goes
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: straight to that.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let me. I don't want it, like it's
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: you don't have the toilet bowl bigger You know how
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: they have dude wipes. They should make like circumcised wipe.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: That's so true business business circumcision wipes. Ah, you circumcised
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: your back pocket. The podcast ever complodes, we are going
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: to be sorted. Yeah, we literally have nothing to worry help.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just talked to him. It's a
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: serious but I think what I said was good, Like
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: just tell him you already when he is and let
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: him fucking do it. But then at the same time,
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: it's like, I understand you probably want to get that,
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: you want to get this ship.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: You need to know actually if it is a problem
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: or he just doesn't know what's going on, because there's
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: so many easy solutions where like if he's getting head
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: or a hand job and he's hard, quickly go ab sex. Yeah,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: like you've got You've got a solid thirty seconds or
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: a minute.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: We sit on that type, and I tell you right now,
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: as soon as he if he's hard and it goes in, yeah,
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: he's staying hard.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: And if he has the mindset where yes, I want
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: to have sex. Yeah, but I feel like it is
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: a bigger problem than you need to get down to
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: the bottom of that one hundred percent. Yeah, yea yeah,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: but if that actually is all he's just like I
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: don't know what's good going on. That is all you
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: need to do because like.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: A ninety eight percent chance you're asking the wrong people
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: for help you.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: No, I think that's actually a good advice. Even find
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: out what the reasoning is behind the problem. Yeah, or
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: have a quickie, like really quick one. Yeah. Yeah, if
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: he's got the right mindset.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just say to him like, look, we can take this,
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: so like I'll still give him your hand job, right
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: and like one time, I'm like how often you do
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: hand jobs and stuff like that, because like you could
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: just say to him, look, you know we do it.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Like let's just say you give him head every now
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: and then or whatever.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: One of the time, just say to him like, oh,
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: one time in the near future at random, right, like
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: while I'm giving your head, because I just be like,
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I usually get quite wet when you give me headlop
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: when I.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: You bven structure it before saying no.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: But no, because he might not get hard for the
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: head if you tell him beforehand that you're going to
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: sit on it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: No, I mean like, so structure the sex and be
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: like you go down on me so I'm ready, lived up,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: ready to go. Then I'll give your head as I
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: usually do. And then as soon as you're like rock
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: hard and say like, O, I'm probably like a minute
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: away from finishing, I'm sitting on that thing. Yeah no.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is if he knows that's going
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: to be happening, he might not even get hard for
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: the head because he's like, she's going to sit on
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: my deck.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah too.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: So here's what I'm saying is months prior, you need
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: to say one random time, yeah all right, I just
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: want to ask for consent right to just sit on
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: it one random time, and then I.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Just be like, look, I just be like, I listen
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: to this podcast with these two.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Guys, and they promised me that as soon as as
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: soon as it's in, you're staying hard.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: But also too, like is one problem I did come
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: across is I don't want to. This isn't an excuse
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: to not have sex, but putting a condom on that
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: might be a bit of a gap in the sexy
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: time because if you got we've gotta put a condom one.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I remember I always struggled when I was first having sex.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I was rock hard, rock hard hard. Then I'm fucking struck.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Usually I'm opening this thing. Which way does it go? Yeah,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: it's usually dark? Put it on the wrong way? Fuck cox? Fuck?
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Why is this thing so loose on my dick? But
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: this is another or jokes aside, But like, I think
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: you can get through this problem because you said he
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: is a nice guy. Yeah, you talk about almost everything
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: and it's just the problem. And you're gonna look back
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: on this and be like, ah, I remember when this
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: happened and we got through this together.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, all right, somebody put the title for this one.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: It's Monday. Assuming you want this in a Monday episode,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: it's not how it works? Sure? Am I being unrealistic?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Will I be forever alone? Okay? Slight background.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: I was with my ex husband for fourteen years before
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: we both decided to try for a baby. Two miscarriages
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: and two five faux roster changes to align to my ovulation. Later,
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: we finally fell pregnant. Fast forward to being thirty four
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: weeks pregnant and he tells me he doesn't love me anymore,
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: hasn't for a long time, and isn't attracted to me.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: What safe to say?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: That was a pretty unpleasant experience. I have dated.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: I have dated since this. Sorry, I've dated since this,
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: which didn't work out, and I am on the dating
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: scene again. I really don't want any more kids. My
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: son is too, and I am finally actually enjoying motherhood.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: The thought of having another baby slash child is absolutely
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: off the cards.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: In my mind.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: So my question, am I being completely unrealistic expecting someone
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: to want to come into mine in my son's life
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: without kids themselves and he doesn't want to have kids
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: of their own?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Oh no, not at all.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Wait, so, like you, you want to meet someone that
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: doesn't already have a child as well, and doesn't want
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: to have their own kids.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: And doesn't want to have I don't I feel like
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: there's people out there like that one hundred percent. I
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: just we've gone a sharp left turn. But I think
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: what happened to you? That man should be cascerated. Fucking yeah,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: that's you can't fucking be with someone so you want
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: to have kids, go through all that and then when
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: she's mid per and see you go thirty four weeks.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: That's thirty four or thirty nine. People that shouldn't be
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: allowed to have kids or like, does he doesn't have
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: the mental capacity to fucking have kids?
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Does he have anything to do with your son's life? Like,
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: does he support him at all?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: You have driving tests to see you're like you can
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: drive on the road safely. Some men should have a
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: fucking kid test.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Why why why do we need a license to drive
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: a vehicle but not a license to have a child?
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: He needed one because that feels really bad for her. Yeah, same,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: that's fucked, especially especially with everything that goes on with pregnancy.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: That's just like why why you idiot? Yeah?
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: What a fucking can I say something that's a bit
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: of a hot take?
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Can't? Yeah? What a? What a? What a? Can't look
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: look easy? Handser?
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: But like, no, I don't think you're expecting too much.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Like the dating pool is going to be smaller. Obviously
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: it might be people without kids that want kids, but
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: also you might meet a guy fall in love and
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: this guy's the best guy in and then he's a
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: great step file to your son, and then you're like, dang,
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: I want more.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Kids with you.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: You don't know if that's going to happen or not.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not going to tell you that's going
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: to happen, but like, are you willing? Are you do
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: you definitely want to just be like definitely no more
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: kids because you can go into it with a guy
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: being like, oh, at this point in time, I genuinely
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: don't want another child.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeahdred percent And like your journey to get to
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: the mindset you've had now, there's sadly plenty of men
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: for you, that's who you're attracted to, who would have
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: gone through something that has made them have a similar
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: mindset to you. Probably engaged or they had a kid
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: and then something happened and they don't ever want to
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: have kids again, but they want to find love again.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: That relationship is split apart. I don't think it's unreasonable
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: by any means. Busuess idea new dating app. Yeah, this
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: exact scenario you don't want to have no kids?
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: That's pretty good. Is called no kids a dating app?
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Is called no Kids.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: To be fair, covering our asses from the start. Yeah,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: like we really put it out there.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: On a fucking like billboard, didn't we. So hey, you
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: can't come after us no kids.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: That's a good idea. No. I spoke about it on Patreon.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I made a new friend at the gym. I won't
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: go into that because it's on Patreon and it's gonna
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: say something nice.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: No.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: He he's found a lovely partner and they're engaged. And
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: she had kids with a previous partner. Yeah, and now
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: he's dating her and they're going on holidays, not as
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: a dad, but as mum's partner. I haven't spoke to
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: him if he wants kids or not, but yeah, when
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: he banged out twice, but he's asking these hard hitting
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: questions on you. He seems very happy and open just
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: to be like he's a really nice, genuine guy to
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: date the person that he really likes and take on
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: not a father figure, but be there to support her
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: with the kids. True.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like if if, if you know, you
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: could be a file figure if it was ever something
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: that was like I guess discussed and stuff like Okay, anyway,
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: I feel like We've given some pretty good vice here, right,
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: But what I want to say is I do have
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: a hot take, and it wasn't the word can't.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: My hot take is we were talking about licenses before. Okay,
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: fully left turn. But I think that whenever somebody wants
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: to get a pet, right, whether it be a dog
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: or a cat or whatever, they should there should be
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: a questionnaire or all these questions of like what do
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: you want from your pet?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: You know, what are you going to do with your pet? What?
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: All these things about? Maybe I don't know fifty questions.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many questions it needs to be.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: But then it should be like at the end of it, oh,
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: you said at the beginning you want a dog, No
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: you actually.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Need a cat.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Or maybe you said at the beginning you want a cat,
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: but like all the things you want to do with it,
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: you should actually.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Get a dog. You know what I'm saying? Yeah? Yeah,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: and you want like the top breid, like a what's
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: a true or you could be like here we go,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: you want a dog? Right, so it's like I want
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: to boord a colie. They're like no, no, no, you need a.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Ship suit, Like you mean, what do you mean you
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: want a fucking working line dog, and.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: It prints out like these are the dogs you're allowed
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: to get. Also, yeah, this is the dog you are
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: licensed to get. So easier about you. You don't have
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: to do a course nothing.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: All you have to do is answer a few questions
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: and then you're only legally allowed to get the dog
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: that this AI gives you or something that makes.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Sense, because the only reason it wouldn't work for kids
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: getting a license is because we can make them organically.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: We don't make dogs. No, we don't look like you
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: get a license for a car. We don't make cars.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: You're not born with the ability to make a car.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: We do make cars. Give it like you and I like, no,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: you don't just come. Car comes in like in comments comments,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: would you sign up to know kids what comments are
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: from last episode? Because that what you meant. That's what
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I thought you meant. Comment below. I believe the comment below,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: oh ship about good names? We add? Okay, all right?
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: About his time for comments from last week's episodes or
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: I guess weeks prior whatever.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: We're trying to everyone we choose. If you want to
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: get a comment, read comment on this episode right now.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Episode thirty YouTube The Million Dollar Idea. Megan
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Berland said, my friends and I also do a compliment circle,
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: but instead it's called say three nice things about one another,
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: and it genuinely does reset us.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Oh should we Let's just do one right now? One
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: thing right now? Yeah. Yeah, it made me laugh today.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Yeah. Thanks, I was just saying it's
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: a sticky nose up take away. You can get beggars
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: can't be chooses. You're the one that suggested I was
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: seeing if it was backhanded or not. You m I
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have gone firstday. I should not have gone first Um. Anyways,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: I got it. You heard it here. First style has
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: been good the past six months. Appreciate that. The next
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: comment is from Sarah Matthews. I have the best solution
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: idea for the device to go in between people in
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: the bed, so down the middle of the fitted sheet,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: have a zip slash clips that then attached to the
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: middle of the top sheet in brackets or duvet. If
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: you don't use a top sheet, true, you can then
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: attach the fitted and top sheet together to make each
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: person have their own half of the bed. No one
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: can steal the sheets. La stuvet as it's attached and
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: it's detachable for when you want to cuddle or share
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: the bed together. From the baddest Baddie. That is actually
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: a really good idea. Bad as Baddie? Does she win?
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Bad as Baddie? Sarah Matthews. I forgot we did that. Yeah,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: she won. Should have gone to her first, really, shouldn't.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: We should have gone to you know what she's talking about? Right?
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: No?
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, now he's let me explain it to you. So
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: you use a top sheet for yours would be attached
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: to your top sheet. You're part of your top sheet, right,
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: So I don't know how we would make it comfortable.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: But imagine this.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: In the middle of.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Your top sheet there's a zipper and then the other
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: side of the zipper is on your fitted sheet.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: That's fucking genius. It's like physically you couldn't get through it, yes,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: but how do The only thing is I hate zippers,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: But so we got to think something else.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: People like me, they don't use the top sheet fuck
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: that is.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: And I have the zipper directly on the jube cover.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: We have different options. Yeah, and then you go and
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: then you have your own and then you can't roll
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: over because it's like a sleeping bag. Bro, you go
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: to Ben, you'll let me. Let me just get the zipper.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: You get down under the bench. But imagine it's kind
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: of actually it's kind of hot, so it's already you're
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: about to have so you're about to go to sleep,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: and then you start kissing and it's turning cool. Let
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: me just unzip this and then and then like the
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: horizons open and you can go have sex. It's a
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: good idea, Sarah.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: Also, oh, in that scenario, neither one of you can
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: steal the blanket either, so you can have one.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: But you don't need separate blankets. Sarah. Fuck, we know
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: we might need to give you like three percent Steph Price.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I want to apologize. The only reason I like Steph's
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: this doesn't have anything to do with sex. Yeah, that's true, Steph's.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: You can glad that's a good marketing tool. Yep. Yeah,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: every week, Steph, everyone likes sex objectively. He doesn't. I'm
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: talking about the dilemma we just had. He might like
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: it in soon, but he doesn't like it right now
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: because he hasn't done it anyways. All right, we'll come
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: back to and leave it with us bad. Yeah, we
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: actually have Sarah Matthew's number. We might call off.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a any chance you want to do all
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: the that's what we could say to We could actually
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: bring her in as a thirty three percent partner.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I'd copy it, we fund it. Yeah, she does all
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: the work. Is that fair? If we find everything? She
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: does all the work? Yeah? Thirty three thirty three three three?
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Is that fair?
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: I'll still do. We'll go sixty forty. We have thirty each,
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: she has forty. True, she does all the work. It's
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: not true.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Stop stating. I like that. I feel like I don't know.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: I mean she's gotting forty. I want to do something?
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Or what do you want to do? I don't know.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: I like this. You pay her invoices. All right, it's
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: time for one of you baddies to sign off the episode. Jake,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: who are we going to call? Ruby?
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Hello?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Hello? Is that Ruby? It is Audio and Jake from
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: the Relatables podcast. How are you going?
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: There is no way? Yes, yes, well.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: I'm great.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: We are great too, I'm glad to get through your
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: do not disturb? Yes, yes, do you know why we
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: are calling? I do? We are going to ask if
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: you could please sign off the episode. Do you have
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: something prepared? I do Saturday again? Ruby, I also have
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: a riddle. I've had this prepared. Yes, yes, you're not
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: going to stump us today. Ruby, We've got Yeah, I
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: feel I feel, I feel good. Yeah. Yeah, I've been
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: playing word games on my phone, so I've actually been struggling.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: I might not be whenever you're ready, Ruby, where you
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: go again? Where? Wait? Firstly we'll go? Where do you live?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: You've seen a really bad connection live live? We heard
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: that rule heard that connections again. It's again.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: Let me run inside, good idea, that's where it ends.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Can you hear me now loud and clear? Okay, great,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: my riddle. That's unfortunate. We've lost you again, a Ruby.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: Can you hear me now? O?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: D go quick? Water is full of holes and holds
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: water a sponge.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Oh damn it.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, I didn't think that was that was
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be a first. That's gonna be a first
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: to be there. That makes this very happy. Ruby. That
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Jake got that first gas. Yes, you've gass him up.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be the best mood after this. Yeah. I
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: literally just about to put my podcast on because I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: was outside to go to the gym. Oh, can I
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: ask you a question before you go? Ruby, because because
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: that was quick? Have you been listening to the most
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: recent episodes? Yes?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: I have, I have, I'm on it right now.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, next question, you are actually physically on literally
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: the episode that's not been posted.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you have a partner?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I do? Okay? Good? Okay. What did you think of
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: our business idea? Oh? You know what, I loved it.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: I thought it was a great idea.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: For what reasons? Would you love? You? Guys?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: You guys?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: You have to invest in that? Okay? Okay? Would if
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: you had a million dollars? Ruby, would you invest? You might? Don't.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: I definitely don't, but if I did, I would.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you will take That's good today. We just
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: we're still doing a bit of market research and it's
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: good to know. Thank you so much, and thanks for
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: the real Ruby.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: That's okay, so much for corporating with my bad internet.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: That's fine, that's fine. It's kind of funny. Thank you
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: whit you heard it for.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: All I needed was that's a good idea from one
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: baddie and it's obviously a good idea, but sometimes.
• 1:02:59
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