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El Chiste Malo 348 · Chiste Malo

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  Speaker 1: El Chiste Malo on Spotify is presented by Eso La Quita.
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  Speaker 2: A classic, El Chiste Malo on La Papaya Extra FM.
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  Speaker 3: There you have it, a clown goes. And the clown
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  Speaker 3: goes with the psychiatrist. The clown goes with the psychiatrist.
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  Speaker 3: And the psychiatrist says, tell me, sir, what can I
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  Speaker 3: help you? Doctor, I'm very worried. Nobody takes me.
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  Speaker 2: As a joke.
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  Speaker 1: The other way around.
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  Speaker 4: In a crime scene, the police arrive and arrest all
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  Speaker 4: the thieves together with a blind man. After a while,
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  Speaker 4: they release the blind man, since he had nothing to
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  Speaker 4: do with it.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know.
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  Speaker 1: What Jehová' s witnesses believe?
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  Speaker 3: What do they believe?
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  Speaker 1: That you're going to open them. Why do birds fly
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  Speaker 1: in winter to a warmer place? Because they're cold?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: Why? You know, Tere?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 5: Por qué los pájaros vuelan en el invierno a un
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  Speaker 5: lugar más cálido?
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  Speaker 6: No, ni idea.
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  Speaker 1: Porque está muy lejos para ir caminando.
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  Speaker 3: Fíjate que estoy probando cremas para adelgazar. Y una vez
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  Speaker 3: les aviso que la crema pastelera no funciona.
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  Speaker 6: Al contrario.
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  Speaker 5: Sigamos para adelante, que la única persona que hizo dinero
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  Speaker 5: caminando hacia atrás fue Michael Jackson.
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  Speaker 1: Exacto.
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  Speaker 3: Here are three people walking and then they ask him,
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  Speaker 3: you know, of those three that go there, who is
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  Speaker 3: the seer? The one in the middle. The one in
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  Speaker 3: the middle. Bad joke, bad joke.
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  Speaker 6: Go ahead, Cano. A guy who was already 10 years
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  Speaker 6: in a coma and suddenly wakes up in the hospital
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  Speaker 6: and the nurse is next to him.
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  Speaker 4: What time is it?
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  Speaker 6: What time is it, doctor?
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  Speaker 4: Mr.
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  Speaker 3: Nurse.
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  Speaker 6: And if it's seven in the morning, he says, ah,
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  Speaker 6: give me another five minutes, please.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know where the humus comes from? Where? From
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  Speaker 1: the fire.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to take my only 20 pesos from the cashier.
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  Speaker 1: And he still asks me if I want to donate five. Oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: how sad. Do you know why the fork and the knife.
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  Speaker 3: Went to the hospital? Why? Because the spoon soaps.
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  Speaker 1: Tú sabes cómo se dice valet parking en Otomí?
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  Speaker 3: En Otomí.
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  Speaker 1: Valet parking en Otomí,¿ no? Huitlacoche. Huitlacoche.¿ Tú sabes.
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  Speaker 3: Por qué en el Pantel no se escucha la música fuerte?
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  Speaker 1: Por qué? Porque retumba.¿ Cuál es la isla más vieja?¿
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  Speaker 1: La isla más vieja?¿ Cuál es?
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  Speaker 3: Cuál es la isla más vieja?¿ Sabes cuál es el
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  Speaker 3: único instrumento musical que va a la oficina?
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  Speaker 1: Cuál? El contrabajo.
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  Speaker 2: Sí, claro.
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  Speaker 1: Eso sí.
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  Speaker 2: Un clásico. El Chiste Malo en La Papaya.
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