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We Couldn't Even Say the Name (Intro Bloopers) · These 2 Shouldn't Have A Podcast

• 0:00
  Paul: You have a proper posterior, I slope.
• 0:02
  Karl: Posterior?
• 0:02
  Karl: that's me arse.
• 0:03
  Karl: You mean posture?
• 0:04
  Paul: Posture yeah!
• 0:08
  Karl: Have you been looking at my posterior?
• 0:09
  Paul: Why not?
• 0:11
  Karl: Welcome to These Two Shouldn't Have a Podcast.
• 0:16
  Karl: What are you laughing at now?
• 0:18
  Paul: Welcome to
• 0:19
  Karl: Alright.
• 0:26
  Paul: What are you laughing at?
• 0:29
  Paul: Sometimes fu*k off.
• 0:31
  Paul: I just totally lost myself there for a second.
• 0:35
  Paul: And I was on one there.
• 0:39
  Karl: DJ.
• 0:40
  Paul: I know, yeah.
• 0:41
  Paul: Play a song.
• 0:44
  Karl: Could the bride and groom please make their way to the dance floor.
• 0:46
  Paul: The buffet is open.
• 0:51
  Paul: Each episode starts with one tuurpic.
• 0:53
  Paul: Fu*king turpic.
• 0:55
  Paul: Fucking hell.
• 0:57
  Paul: I'm breaking under the pressure here.
• 0:59
  Paul: What's going on?
• 1:01
  Paul: Each episode starts with one trop tropic again.
• 1:04
  Karl: You're reading it.
• 1:05
  Karl: Stop reading it.
• 1:06
  Paul: I didn't.
• 1:07
  Karl: Why are you talking about tropic?
• 1:09
  Paul: I wonder why.
• 1:11
  Paul: I know.
• 1:14
  Paul: Sometimes we agree, a lot of the time we don't.
• 1:17
  Paul: We always take the piss out of each other.
• 1:20
  Paul: What are you banging for?
• 1:21
  Karl: I didn't mean to.
• 1:22
  Karl: Sorry.
• 1:23
  Karl: Carry on.
• 1:24
  Paul: A podcast.
• 1:25
  Paul: A podcast.
• 1:26
  Paul: One topic where we fucking know what the fuck is that?
• 1:30
  Paul: What was that?
• 1:31
  Karl: One man.
• 1:32
  Karl: One topic.
• 1:33
  Paul: I know?
• 1:34
  Paul: What one journey.
• 1:38
  Karl: No, I don't fu*king like it.
• 1:39
  Karl: I don't like this at all.
• 1:40
  Karl: It just it's not what I'd say.
• 1:42
  Paul: Well say what you're gonna say.
• 1:45
  Karl: Weird stories.
• 1:46
  Karl: It's uncomfortable it's completely unfiltered.
• 1:48
  Karl: No, that's bollocks.
• 1:49
  Karl: I wouldn't say that.
• 1:50
  Karl: Well
• 1:58
  Paul: I don't know why I put the headphones on that serious and all that Like
• 2:01
  Karl: it was your face changed.
• 2:03
  Karl: You were like smiling and smiling.
• 2:04
  Karl: It's like Zoolander.
• 2:08
  Paul: I know you.
• 2:09
  Paul: Here we go.
• 2:10
  Paul: Welcome to these two out shouldn't have a podcast.
• 2:14
  Paul: Why can't it even just get that word right?
• 2:18
  Paul: Is it too mouthy now?
• 2:20
  Karl: It's too fu*king late.
• 2:22
  Karl: We bought the domain and registered fu*king everything.
• 2:29
  Paul: Today I'm gonna ask Karl, who I know is a bit of a techie guy, what he thinks about balloons.
• 2:38
  Karl: How is that fu*king tech?
• 2:40
  Karl: When have you ever seen a computer blowing a fu*king balloon up?
• 2:45
  Paul: How have you not watched WWF or WWE?
• 2:46
  Karl: Because I don't want to...
• 2:50
  Karl: It's a conscious decision.
• 2:51
  Speaker: How have you not even as a kid watched that?