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Benched with Bonnetta: Week 6 Recap (with Kyle Brandt) · NFL Podcast Network Selects

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Speaker 1: Then when I woke up this morning, I was feeling
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Speaker 1: pretty dangerous. But we're on a cincinnight. It's my team,
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Speaker 1: it's my Quarterbeit they are who we thought they were,
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Speaker 1: and we got about the Hello, you play to win
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Speaker 1: the day. They want you to cook the dinner, pleast,
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Speaker 1: they ought to let your shout for some of the grocery.
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Speaker 1: And on the way up, we're gonna buy a kneecap.
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Speaker 1: All getting me playoffs. I'm just here so I won't
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Speaker 1: get fine. How could he not be aromantic about football? Half? Well,
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Speaker 1: welcome to bench with Vanetta. Usually, guys, we are like, hey,
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Speaker 1: we love that you listen to this podcast in your car,
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Speaker 1: you know, while you're cleaning your house. But we really
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Speaker 1: want you to watch the video version because we've got
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Speaker 1: these awesome monitors and we show the videos. But let
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Speaker 1: me tell you, if you miss the video version today,
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to be outset with you because somebody
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Speaker 1: didn't tell me that my hair looks absolutely psychotic. Thanks graver,
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Speaker 1: Thanks ladies. No one's gonna give your heads up? Is
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Speaker 1: this moan's job? Usually? What is this? What is what?
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Speaker 1: What is this in the back? What is that over there? Headphones?
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Speaker 1: Make hair look sometimes a little strange. People at home
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Speaker 1: are still going to be judge you while I'm wearing headphones.
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Speaker 1: I think your hair looks great. This is just a
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Speaker 1: reminder that it's all coming off tomorrow. Tomorrow's hip any chapped.
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Speaker 1: I can't wait to do a fun reveal on Thursday.
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Speaker 1: I personally like real waiting before him. Um, okay, we've
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Speaker 1: got a jam packed show. Mohan could not be with us.
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Speaker 1: He is stuck in jail. We didn't take him out
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Speaker 1: last week. We just we just didn't take him out,
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Speaker 1: so he's still there. And I'm kidding. It's Monday night.
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Speaker 1: Football in the traffic is crazy right here. Um, but
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Speaker 1: let's go with the jail story. That's more fun. Guys.
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Speaker 1: We have a big guest on our show, and I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna talk about this in a second, but I just
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Speaker 1: want to reiterate how crazy this is. I had a
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Speaker 1: little birthday shin dig last week. On Friday, Michael Irvin
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Speaker 1: walked into my backyard un announced, nothing going on. I
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Speaker 1: ordered McDonald's for everyone to eat. It was the craziest
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Speaker 1: thing that's ever happened to me at a birthday party.
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Speaker 1: And we are going to talk about it with the one,
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Speaker 1: the only, Kyle Brandt, because he is our weekly guest.
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Speaker 1: I'mventure we are calling this segment water Cooler Talk with
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Speaker 1: Hyle Brett. We had a weird intro, got a weird
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Speaker 1: intro last time you were here, Kaby, and I believe
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Speaker 1: we've made some changes. Can we can we hear the
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Speaker 1: new intro because it just sounded like somebody taking a
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Speaker 1: pee last time. Oh yeah, Okay, that's better. That's better.
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Speaker 1: It's still I feel like it's gonna give somebody the
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Speaker 1: kav gebs. It's gonna give somebody the kabe. The last
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Speaker 1: time we were together, we don't ever need to hear
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Speaker 1: that ever again, Kaybe The last time that you and
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Speaker 1: I were together, it was in London. We are about
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Speaker 1: to go to Germany. Is there anything that you learned
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Speaker 1: from London that you're taking with you on the road
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Speaker 1: to Germany? Because GMFP doesn't get to go on the
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Speaker 1: road that that often, right, it's just for Super Bowl
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Speaker 1: and stuff like that. So for me, I'm going to
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Speaker 1: try and sleep just period. I'm going to try and
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Speaker 1: sleep a little bit more of this time around. But
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Speaker 1: what did you learn from London? It's just, you know,
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Speaker 1: something that's overrated. Is I want to sample the local
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Speaker 1: cuisine and I want to eat like the locals. Dude,
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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to eat like I want
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Speaker 1: to eat like an American. I will. I will go
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Speaker 1: to a McDonald's if I have to. I got I
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Speaker 1: got after it in London and I'm like, just give
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Speaker 1: me all of the fish and chips, mates, And it
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Speaker 1: was just salt and sick and like I've seen some
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Speaker 1: of the German cuisine and the sausage and crowd is
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Speaker 1: like that's the easy stuff. Some of it is is
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Speaker 1: mostly like based on a dare, And I think I'm
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Speaker 1: just gonna eat like ham sandwiches and water the whole
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Speaker 1: time I'm there. Because it's overrated. I feel like we're
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Speaker 1: putting our body really through the ringer right now. Because
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Speaker 1: we were in I was in London for two weeks.
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Speaker 1: You were there for a week. You just had your
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Speaker 1: little brother's bachelor party this weekend. And in Memphis, where
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Speaker 1: did you go again? Football? Everything? We were in Memphis, Tennessee,
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Speaker 1: and then we took a like a bus, nay a
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Speaker 1: party bus to Oxford, Mississippi, to Ole Miss. We went
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Speaker 1: to Ole Miss, Auburn where we tailgated and did the
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Speaker 1: hottie totty and the tents and the brisket and the
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Speaker 1: deep fried catfish, and like I think, for four straight days,
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Speaker 1: I didn't have one sip of water, so like you
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Speaker 1: were seeing to be banetta and my most dehydrated, my
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Speaker 1: most disgusting, bloated. I feel like the floor of a
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Speaker 1: taxi cab. Like it's rough. Okay, Well, I got home
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Speaker 1: from London and a week later it was my birthday.
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Speaker 1: While I was there, and all my friends were here,
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Speaker 1: and I wanted to throw a birthday party like I
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Speaker 1: usually do in my backyard, and I you know, I
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Speaker 1: invited the usuals, all my close buds. I had a
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Speaker 1: cousin there, and somebody walked in I want to say
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Speaker 1: at about probably around midnight, and the whole party just
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Speaker 1: went everything to into SloMo and everyone was very confused,
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Speaker 1: including myself. Michael Irvin walked into my backyard. I had
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Speaker 1: no idea this was happening. I had no idea why
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Speaker 1: it was happening. I don't know who told him. I
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Speaker 1: don't know what was going on. I know who told him.
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Speaker 1: It was Cynthia Freeland thinks in I want to ask you,
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Speaker 1: what is the weirdest thing that you have ever had
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Speaker 1: happened to you at maybe one of your parties. You're
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Speaker 1: attending a party, something weird happens. What is it? All right,
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Speaker 1: we'll get to that, my friend. We're not going to
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Speaker 1: bury the lead here. I need to know this. Like Irvin,
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Speaker 1: what he has going for him though, is he's such
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Speaker 1: a subtle, low profile, soft spoken guy that when he
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Speaker 1: shows up, he kind of just blends in. You don't
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Speaker 1: even know, Cynthia Freeland, you outed who apparently ran the
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Speaker 1: numbers of urban showing up to your part of the
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Speaker 1: impact you would make. Did Irv enjoy himself? Did he hang?
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Speaker 1: Did he bring a gift? Did he make friend give
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Speaker 1: me a little bit? He was very kind and did
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Speaker 1: the rounds and spoke to I have a lot of
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Speaker 1: football friends, so I think a lot of people probably
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Speaker 1: peeed their pants the second that he walked in. A
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Speaker 1: lot of Cowboys fans too, So he was very kind,
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Speaker 1: He made the rounds, he spoke to everybody. I ordered
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Speaker 1: over three hundred dollars of McDonald's for my for dinner
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Speaker 1: for everyone, so I'm also embarrassed. I was like, Irv,
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Speaker 1: do you want some McDonald's and he was like, actually, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I kind of do. And so he sat at the
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Speaker 1: table and got some nuggets, how to cheeseburger, how to drink.
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Speaker 1: He was, he was chilling, He hung out, not good
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Speaker 1: at cornhole, talked a big game, really played against him. Lost, lost,
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Speaker 1: was a very sad loser. Actually, so yeah, it's interesting.
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Speaker 1: I would think the hand I would be so good
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Speaker 1: that he would just dominate. But it doesn't surprise me
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Speaker 1: about the fast food herbs. One of these guys who
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Speaker 1: I don't think has the cleanest diet but is still
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Speaker 1: like twisted steel, like incredible shape that has just the
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Speaker 1: best genetics. God, that's fascinating. I have never like, I
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Speaker 1: can't even get my real friends to come to my party,
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Speaker 1: and you had the playmaker at yours. But I'm not
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Speaker 1: going to dodge the question. Strangest thing I had happened
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Speaker 1: at a party twenty years ago. I was on a
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Speaker 1: program on MTV called the Real World, and during which
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Speaker 1: time my roommates and I went out with our camera
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Speaker 1: crew to a nightclub and I remember it was called
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Speaker 1: White Star, and he was in Chicago, Illinois, and of
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Speaker 1: all people, I someone said, Hey, do you know that
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Speaker 1: guy over there with the glasses he's from. He's on
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Speaker 1: sports Center and Sports Center was so massive at the time,
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Speaker 1: and I walked over and they're sitting there was a young,
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Speaker 1: very tall Scott van Pelt, who I'd never met before.
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Speaker 1: I proceeded too. I gotta tell you, I'm so embarrassed
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Speaker 1: about this, and I've told him the story since then.
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Speaker 1: Be that guy like the drunk would not be more obnoxious,
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Speaker 1: like so like like, how do you get that job?
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Speaker 1: Like do you have to like go to Syracuse and
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Speaker 1: they have a broadcasting degree? Or like he is there
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Speaker 1: anyway you could introduce me to someone? Like could I
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Speaker 1: get your email? I've always wanted to do that? And
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Speaker 1: he was so cool and so patient and like I
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Speaker 1: that's I earned so much respect for him then. And
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Speaker 1: the only reason that conversation ever broke up was that
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Speaker 1: someone came over to me and the other real worlders
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Speaker 1: and they're like, excuse me, excuse me, would you mind
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Speaker 1: coming to VIP. I'm with Lance Bass and he wants
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Speaker 1: to meet you. And then so we went in sync
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Speaker 1: guys and they were like the biggest thing in the
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Speaker 1: world at the time. That was five and pell gotta
8:10
Speaker 1: go hang out gotta go be the sixth member of
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Speaker 1: n SYNC And okay, yeah, that is that is that
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Speaker 1: is wild. Yeah, he wanted to get rid of you.
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Speaker 1: Did he remember it at all when you brought it up? No,
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Speaker 1: we we've he did not remember it, But there was
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Speaker 1: a lot going in that room at the time. I
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Speaker 1: think jose Canseco was there, and like there was a
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Speaker 1: lot of like early two thousands, like reality type people
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Speaker 1: he did not remember because he's probably got a lot
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Speaker 1: of annoying d bags like me who come up from
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Speaker 1: over the year and be like he was all the time.
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Speaker 1: And you know what, this is just karma because I'm
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Speaker 1: sure you get the same thing happened to you all
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Speaker 1: the time now in a different way. It's a good point, Bonetta,
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Speaker 1: And I remember me being the drunken real world guy
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Speaker 1: and I'm nice to those people. There you go, there,
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Speaker 1: you go. Okay, let's talk about some football. I know
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Speaker 1: you've got a busy schedule. Yesterday was crazy. There were
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Speaker 1: so many fun up. Let's talk about the New York
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Speaker 1: teams for a second. What do you think was the
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Speaker 1: bigger upset the Giants over the Ravens. They moved to
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Speaker 1: five and one or the Jets over the Packers, which,
9:10
Speaker 1: by the way, I don't want to give myself a
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Speaker 1: little bit of a brag here, but I called it.
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Speaker 1: They moved to four and two. What do you think
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Speaker 1: is crazier? Yeah? I did, I did. I'm still the Giants.
9:20
Speaker 1: I just can't get over it. I can't believe what's
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Speaker 1: happening because I have this thing here where I'm living
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Speaker 1: in the like the North Burbs basically above New York,
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Speaker 1: and I live in the heart of New York Giants country.
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Speaker 1: Like when I go to my kids school, it's sae
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Speaker 1: Quon jerseys and it's Eli Manning jerseys, and it's just everything.
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Speaker 1: And for years since we moved here, we moved here
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Speaker 1: six years ago. Anytime you run into some dad or
9:44
Speaker 1: you're doing the cul de sac conversation whatever, and you say, oh,
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Speaker 1: you know, who are you fans of? And they're like, ah,
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Speaker 1: you know, giants, Like they look down, they don't even
9:54
Speaker 1: want to talk about it. And now they're like, hey, man,
9:57
Speaker 1: how about this Daniel Jones, how about this Brian Dave
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Speaker 1: all like a footloose, fancy free. You want to talk
10:03
Speaker 1: about Daniel Jones, Darius Tony, I got takes on him.
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Speaker 1: So I'm just not buying it because there's so many
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Speaker 1: people around you were telling me how great it is,
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Speaker 1: and yet they just keep winning, and not against like
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Speaker 1: the faltering, very flawed Packers, against like the Ravens, who
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Speaker 1: we think they'll stink or a thing. So I think
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Speaker 1: it's the Giants. It's awesome, it's really beautiful. The name
10:22
Speaker 1: is slipping me. I can't remember who it was, but
10:23
Speaker 1: somebody was literally saw. I even posted it on my
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Speaker 1: Instagram story last night. One of the guys was sobbing
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Speaker 1: after the game last night. Thank you. Kavon Tibideau was
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Speaker 1: sobbing after the game because he was just like this
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Speaker 1: is even their surprised even there, like this is incredible.
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Speaker 1: Another big win yesterday, the Falcons over the forty nine Ers.
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Speaker 1: The forty nine ers whooped their butts last year, and
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Speaker 1: they came back beat them twenty eight to fourteen, moving
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Speaker 1: to three and three. Okay, I don't know if we're
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Speaker 1: supposed to be psyched about that. Arthur Smith took his
10:55
Speaker 1: old line to the field level suites and they all
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Speaker 1: chugged beers after the game. Are you into this or
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Speaker 1: are you out on this? Come on, banana. Don't insult
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Speaker 1: me with the question. Of course, I'm in on it.
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Speaker 1: This is like I done since the nineties, Are you
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Speaker 1: kidding me? Selly Selly bud Light, And I believe me.
11:13
Speaker 1: You know why I like this because this is bad
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Speaker 1: boy stuff. This is very frowned of all, like they
11:17
Speaker 1: may like he may get fined or something for doing this.
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Speaker 1: People are going to be whipping into them. Yeah, this
11:23
Speaker 1: is a terrible example for the childon bah blah blah
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Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. But those people are pounding bears
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Speaker 1: themselves to the old line. Did you see the smiles
11:29
Speaker 1: on the faces of the old line, Like they're like,
11:31
Speaker 1: this is awesome, this is cool. And then as a
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Speaker 1: coach knowing his team, I honestly the Falcon is one
11:38
Speaker 1: of those teams people don't want to hear about, and
11:39
Speaker 1: they're just kind of off the radar, and they're just
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Speaker 1: kind of tame in twenty eight to three jokes and
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Speaker 1: all that nonsense. I honestly think it's one of the
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Speaker 1: coolest things the Atlanta fal Because have done. Like sins Dion,
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Speaker 1: I'm so into it. I wish I was there. Arthur
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Speaker 1: Smith who knew like coolest coach in the league this week.
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Speaker 1: He actually kind of is the most interesting coach in
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Speaker 1: my opinion. Do you know that his I believe it
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Speaker 1: was his dad that created FedEx. Oh yeah, he doesn't
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Speaker 1: even he doesn't need to be anything. He can be
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Speaker 1: sitting on the couch for the rest of his life
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Speaker 1: and he's coaching in the NFL. But it is always
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Speaker 1: just so weird to me. Okay, one last thing before
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Speaker 1: we let you go, Kabe. We have a little segment
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Speaker 1: on this show. We like to talk about the hot goss.
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Speaker 1: Roll it, Graver, It's time for Benched Buzz. We're bringing
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Speaker 1: you all the hottest goss from the NFL world. Let's
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Speaker 1: go live to our feature correspondent, Rachel Bonetta. Okay, there's
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Speaker 1: only one thing that we talk about in this segment, Kaby,
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Speaker 1: and it's Tom and jimself is the only thing that
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Speaker 1: care about. It's the only hot goss that we're in two. Okay, So,
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Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw this. I don't know
12:45
Speaker 1: if you're on the instas, I don't know if you're
12:47
Speaker 1: you're paying attention to the comments from posts. Um, somebody
12:51
Speaker 1: posted a quote that says you can't be in a
12:54
Speaker 1: committed relationship with somebody who is inconsistent with you. Read
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Speaker 1: that again, and Jill posted the prayer hands. So I
13:03
Speaker 1: just wanted to do a little temp check. I think
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Speaker 1: that watching Tom Brady get up at at the podium
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Speaker 1: every single week and delivering his you know, question and
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Speaker 1: answer to the media has gotten to be one of
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Speaker 1: the sadder things that I've watched. He just looks He
13:17
Speaker 1: also looks very dehydrated, and we've never seen that from
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Speaker 1: Tom Brady before. So I just wanted to see what's
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Speaker 1: your take on all of this. Should we be concerned
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Speaker 1: about the prayer hands? Yeah, I mean it's not subtle,
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Speaker 1: It's there's a many things you could comment on, whatever
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Speaker 1: it may be. But I'm I honestly, I'm coming out
13:36
Speaker 1: team Giselle and almost all of this don't. I don't
13:40
Speaker 1: want to say Giselle is my day one, but like
13:43
Speaker 1: I was team Giselle when the Leo DiCaprio thing, I
13:46
Speaker 1: was team Giselle and the Kelly Slater thing. I remember
13:49
Speaker 1: Giselle was in a Jimmy Fallon movie called Taxi with
13:52
Speaker 1: Clean the Tifa that I was totally into. Like, I
13:54
Speaker 1: love the woman lover as a mother, as an actress,
13:58
Speaker 1: as a model, as a supporter. I love her passion
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Speaker 1: after they lost, so I hope they've passioned things up
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Speaker 1: for the sake of them and their family. But I
14:05
Speaker 1: will I will be team Giselle fifty years from now.
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Speaker 1: I hope they patch things up as well, obviously, but
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Speaker 1: I will say it is giving us so many things
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Speaker 1: to talk about. I don't know if you've heard about
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Speaker 1: the TikTok trend that people think Giselle is a witch
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Speaker 1: and because her relationship with Tom is not doing well,
14:21
Speaker 1: that she's now cursing Tom and that's why he looks
14:24
Speaker 1: like the life is being sucked out of him. It
14:26
Speaker 1: is a real thing. I dare you to look it up. People.
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Speaker 1: It is giving us so much to talk about, and
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Speaker 1: that's why I wanted to continue. But of course we
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Speaker 1: send our love and well wishes to those two. Kaybe,
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Speaker 1: you are the man. We love having you on. We
14:37
Speaker 1: will see you next week and I will see you
14:39
Speaker 1: in Germany, my friend. I cannot wait. This show is
14:42
Speaker 1: really something else. I enjoy being part of it. Are
14:45
Speaker 1: you going to be Giselle the Witch for Halloween? Because
14:47
Speaker 1: I'm smelling a Halloween costan for you vaneva. Okay, I
14:50
Speaker 1: was going to be Scott Hanson, but that actually might
14:52
Speaker 1: be a more fun idea, a seven hours of no
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Speaker 1: racial free bah luitching hour. It would be too much fun. Heybe,
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Speaker 1: you're the best. We'll see you soon. I'll be all right,
15:08
Speaker 1: thanks Kaby. As always, he is going to be on
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Speaker 1: the Bench with Benetta podcast every single Monday Tuesday, whenever
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Speaker 1: this show comes out. I should probably know that by now.
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Speaker 1: It comes out on Tuesday. It's just kidding. He joins
15:20
Speaker 1: us on Monday. The people get him on Tuesday, Guys,
15:22
Speaker 1: we get confused. And Graver actually just had a great idea.
15:25
Speaker 1: I think we should be calling the early week episode
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Speaker 1: Bench with Benetta and Brandt. We can. I can let
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Speaker 1: him into the name the Bees, right, We're good. We're good, buds.
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Speaker 1: I can make that happen, guys, coming up. I'm very
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Speaker 1: excited about this. We teased it last week. We are
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Speaker 1: casting the Jimmy G movie. I got a lot of suggestions.
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Speaker 1: Some of them are very very fun, So dun't go anywhere. Okay.
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Speaker 1: Last week we shared a clip of Jimmy G saying Monday, Hey,
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Speaker 1: my life is going to be turned into a movie.
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Speaker 1: And we said, you know what, that's a good point.
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Speaker 1: Why don't we cast it right here and right now?
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Speaker 1: So I thought about it over the weekend. I tweeted
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Speaker 1: it out. I asked your guys opinion, and I have
16:10
Speaker 1: kind of like a culmination of my thoughts. Your thoughts,
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Speaker 1: graver ladies in the back, please jump in let me
16:16
Speaker 1: know if you think these are poor casting choices. If
16:18
Speaker 1: you guys have better ideas, jump in here. Okay, So
16:21
Speaker 1: first things first, I am going to start with Jimmy
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Speaker 1: G's girlfriend, who I think we all know. You know,
16:27
Speaker 1: once upon a time we saw some pot roos and
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Speaker 1: we all had a good laugh and some good times
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Speaker 1: about it. This is who I am casting as Jimmy
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Speaker 1: G's girlfriend, and it is Jennifer Coolidge. Because who wouldn't
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Speaker 1: want to see that chaos? Am I right? Are you
16:43
Speaker 1: guys cool with this? Because I think that I would
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Speaker 1: watch it immediately just by this one casting. Love this choice,
16:49
Speaker 1: love this actress. I think depending on who we get
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Speaker 1: to play Jimmy Ge, there could be it could be
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Speaker 1: an interesting pair screen. Oh, it's gonna be an interesting pair,
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Speaker 1: But I'm into it. Okay. Jennifer cool which is Jimmy
17:02
Speaker 1: G's Girlfriend and Jimmy G's biopic, Okay, coming out next,
17:06
Speaker 1: Tom Brady, the one and only. I want kind of
17:09
Speaker 1: serious with this. I look so many people, there are
17:11
Speaker 1: so many articles who should play Tom Brady and the
17:13
Speaker 1: Tom Brady biopic. But the thing is, isn't Tom Brady
17:16
Speaker 1: an actor? Now John Brady could? Wait? Do we just
17:19
Speaker 1: have Tom Brady play himself in this movie? That's how
17:22
Speaker 1: chaotic his life is going to get in the next
17:24
Speaker 1: five years. He starts being himself in movies. That is sad,
17:28
Speaker 1: and I am here for it. I'm going Alexander's scars
17:31
Speaker 1: Guard because they look very, very similar. They've got the
17:34
Speaker 1: same kind of jaw, look at that in the eyes,
17:36
Speaker 1: the same kind of facial hair, and he is a
17:39
Speaker 1: really incredible actor. I feel like he could. He could really.
17:42
Speaker 1: I know I'm throwing you off with the Jennifer Coolidge,
17:44
Speaker 1: but I'm bringing you back on board with the Alexander
17:46
Speaker 1: scars Guard And all of a sudden, You're like, Wow,
17:48
Speaker 1: I am lining up for this movie before it even
17:51
Speaker 1: comes out. Also, like current, Alexander's scars Guard is getting
17:54
Speaker 1: a little gaunt, he's getting a little older, a little
17:57
Speaker 1: oh you think like skinnier, like how Tom oh, maybe
18:01
Speaker 1: he's slimming down for a role for his role as
18:03
Speaker 1: Tom Brady, saying, do you guys are gonna love this
18:05
Speaker 1: next one? I'm really excited about this next one. Bill Belichick,
18:09
Speaker 1: Brian Cox, Ak, Logan Roy from six Session, Let's go,
18:15
Speaker 1: let's go this phenomenal. Come on, come on, shave the
18:19
Speaker 1: shave the face a little bit, maybe dye the hair.
18:22
Speaker 1: It's obviously an older Bill, Um, but good lord, he
18:26
Speaker 1: would slay this. He's just as cranky. You know, we're
18:30
Speaker 1: gonna talk about it later on the show. But did
18:31
Speaker 1: you see the player that came and like brought Bill
18:34
Speaker 1: the ball and he was like, oh, I was like
18:36
Speaker 1: Logan Roy, Oh my god, it's Logan Roy. It's perfect.
18:39
Speaker 1: That's a great one. I love that. Okay, Kyle Shanahan,
18:42
Speaker 1: this is interesting. This is actually was a suggestion from
18:45
Speaker 1: somebody called the Italian Stallion on Jointer. Okay, Um, how
18:49
Speaker 1: do you guys feel about Jim Carrey playing Kyle Shanahan.
18:52
Speaker 1: I love it, Yes, I love Jim Carrey. Think is
18:57
Speaker 1: maybe he would nail the cadence of the way Shanahan
19:01
Speaker 1: speaks so well. He totally would. I feel like they
19:05
Speaker 1: could be brothers. I'm looking at the side by side now,
19:08
Speaker 1: they could be brothers. Jim Carrey is an incredible actor.
19:12
Speaker 1: I'll hit you with a suggestion from our producer, Jason Kleinman,
19:16
Speaker 1: Jeremy Strong, also from Succession. He saw a lot of
19:20
Speaker 1: people suggesting Jeremy Strong's but we can't have to two
19:23
Speaker 1: Succession actors. Ryne Cox is too perfect for Belichick. Jeremy
19:27
Speaker 1: Strong is an incredible I'm not recreating sucre Um. Are
19:32
Speaker 1: you guys ready? You're gonna hate this. Everyone at home
19:35
Speaker 1: is gonna be like, oh, I hate this. It's worth
19:38
Speaker 1: but think about it, Just think about it. Okay, He's
19:42
Speaker 1: maybe gonna be out of a jung. Maybe he's got
19:46
Speaker 1: his fair share of acting under his belt, and that's
19:49
Speaker 1: why I'm going with it. I'll say this, he will
19:52
Speaker 1: look the part like when he throws the ball in
19:54
Speaker 1: the movie. It'll look like he's the football skills. Um,
19:57
Speaker 1: I'm going with Baker may Field as Jimmy Garoppolo. I
20:02
Speaker 1: feel like you'd have to shed some weight, he guys,
20:05
Speaker 1: come on, you can see it, you could, It's there kind.
20:08
Speaker 1: He would need to wear six inch player. He would
20:10
Speaker 1: have to give a spray tan, he'd have to slim down,
20:13
Speaker 1: he'd have to grow six inches, grow wear some platform heels.
20:18
Speaker 1: But we've got the football covered, we've got the acting skills.
20:21
Speaker 1: I do want to see this. I'd be curious, is that?
20:23
Speaker 1: Does anybody else else have any Jimmy, I saw a
20:26
Speaker 1: lot of like Dylan McDermott, like people that actually looked
20:29
Speaker 1: like him, but nobody interesting. Oscar Isaac is a good
20:32
Speaker 1: one from Parker. I love that. Okay, also said it
20:39
Speaker 1: Oscar Isaac. Credit to sorry, okay, whoever said Oscar Isaac?
20:42
Speaker 1: I love That's a good one. But screw y'all. I'm
20:45
Speaker 1: make it right, okay. And then we've got two bonuses,
20:49
Speaker 1: which big o Ats sent in it's so good, Um okay,
20:55
Speaker 1: So the bonus prize. The bonus casting is Robert Kraft
20:59
Speaker 1: Willie M. Shatner as Robert Kraft, which I mean, come on,
21:04
Speaker 1: look at that. So good, it's so good. Oh my goodness,
21:09
Speaker 1: you just got married this past weekend. Tommy b was
21:12
Speaker 1: there for like one scene in the movie, right, for one,
21:15
Speaker 1: just one? Yeah, like maybe when he gets signed, when
21:19
Speaker 1: he gets traded. Whatever. We just need a little cameo
21:22
Speaker 1: because this is too perfect. And then bonus prize number two.
21:25
Speaker 1: Obviously we've got to cast a teammate, former teammate Rob Gronkowski.
21:29
Speaker 1: Can we pull up the picture a please and thank you?
21:32
Speaker 1: This might be the best casting of the day. Channing Tatum,
21:35
Speaker 1: Channing Tatum as Gronk. Come on, would you guys not
21:39
Speaker 1: watch this movie? Does the actor version of Gronk oh
21:44
Speaker 1: one thousand percent to an absolute tea? This is a
21:49
Speaker 1: Oscar winning cast, Like, I can't see it not happening.
21:53
Speaker 1: This would be so good. Also, somebody sent me a
21:57
Speaker 1: very fun tweet Mark's Corner said, I'm going a jet
22:01
Speaker 1: Apatow production. Jimmy is, Dave Franco, Shanahan, Michael Sarah Belichick,
22:06
Speaker 1: Jonah Hill, Brady Seth Roken. I'd also watch that. Some
22:11
Speaker 1: of those make more sense than others. Yeah, but I'd
22:15
Speaker 1: dabble in both. Um. So that is our Jimmy g movie. Guys.
22:18
Speaker 1: Let us know if we absolutely killed it, because I'm
22:22
Speaker 1: pretty sure that we did. Coming up next around the corner,
22:26
Speaker 1: we are previewing Thursday football Saints Cardinals, and we're going
22:28
Speaker 1: to talk about the best things that we heard and
22:30
Speaker 1: that we saw from week six minute I don't go anywhere,
22:40
Speaker 1: we'll get to, okay. I saw a little bit of
22:47
Speaker 1: some kind of preview for in season Hard Knocks, which
22:52
Speaker 1: is coming up very very soon. I cannot wait for this.
22:56
Speaker 1: But in the meantime, it is Thursday Night football this
23:00
Speaker 1: week Saints and Cardinals. Cardinals are favored by two and
23:02
Speaker 1: a half. And let me tell you, I don't feel
23:06
Speaker 1: strongly about the Saints, but I do not feel strongly
23:09
Speaker 1: about the Cardinals at all. So I am going with
23:13
Speaker 1: the Saints. The Cardinals lost to the Seahawks. Yeah, this weekend.
23:16
Speaker 1: The Seahawks have been averaging. They've been like the defense
23:19
Speaker 1: has been letting like teams score one hundred points on them,
23:24
Speaker 1: and the Cardinals put up nine and six. Six of
23:28
Speaker 1: those were scored by the defense or the special teams. Bad.
23:32
Speaker 1: I still cannot get that green suit that Kyler wore
23:35
Speaker 1: to the game the other day out of my brain.
23:38
Speaker 1: You know what that was. I did not like it.
23:41
Speaker 1: November ninth, By the way, Cardinals in season hard Knocks,
23:43
Speaker 1: thank you. Oh my gosh, are we not just like
23:45
Speaker 1: lining up to watch that as well? I mean the drama.
23:49
Speaker 1: Somebody said to me this morning guess where Robbie Anderson
23:53
Speaker 1: just got traded. If you guys didn't see it, Robbie
23:56
Speaker 1: Anderson got into a fight with his offensive coordinator this weekend.
24:00
Speaker 1: Was literally immediately traded from the Panthers the next morning,
24:03
Speaker 1: and they were like, before you guess this is a
24:05
Speaker 1: team that does not need more drama? And I said
24:10
Speaker 1: the Browns and I said no, and I said Cardinals
24:13
Speaker 1: and he was like yeah, and I was like, oh
24:15
Speaker 1: my goodness, Robbie Anderson's on the Cardinals. Now. I don't
24:20
Speaker 1: know about that, but Saints here, What don't you think
24:23
Speaker 1: Robbie Anderson has not been the same players since he
24:26
Speaker 1: changed the spelling of his first name from Robbie with
24:28
Speaker 1: a Y to Robbie with an ie. Oh maybe it's
24:30
Speaker 1: his like evil twins. Yeah, so I don't know alter
24:33
Speaker 1: ego coming out. Are you going Cardinals? Absolutely never? No.
24:37
Speaker 1: I will never pick the Cardinals again this season. They'll
24:40
Speaker 1: win a few more games. Oh I'm not going to
24:42
Speaker 1: pick that. I feel like we called this in like
24:44
Speaker 1: the summer time that the Cardinals were not going to
24:47
Speaker 1: be good at all this year, and we got to
24:49
Speaker 1: go back and find that. Okay, so we can clip
24:52
Speaker 1: it off and post it on Twitter, and we only
24:53
Speaker 1: post the good stuff, right right, people post when we're right. Yeah, exactly,
24:56
Speaker 1: Like when you talked to Kyle about the Giants and
24:59
Speaker 1: the Jets, you and I. It's the only thing that
25:02
Speaker 1: we look so smart about picking those two teams. Mohan
25:04
Speaker 1: said to Ravens would win big ha ha ha. If
25:07
Speaker 1: only Mohun was here, we would just put him back
25:09
Speaker 1: in jail. So that's Thursday Night Football on Prime Video
25:13
Speaker 1: eight fifteen pm Eastern kick off. Make sure you're tuning
25:16
Speaker 1: into that. It's also available on NFL Plus. Let's get
25:19
Speaker 1: to the best thing that I saw and heard or
25:21
Speaker 1: the worst thing they heard this week. Thank you very much.
25:24
Speaker 1: Sauce wearing the cheese head. I kind of loved it.
25:28
Speaker 1: I wore a cheesehead in London. Somebody literally. Our producer
25:31
Speaker 1: Jen was just like, sir, can we get our cheesehead
25:34
Speaker 1: for a live hit? And he's just like, sure, why not.
25:36
Speaker 1: He's holding onto a beer. I put that thing on
25:38
Speaker 1: my head. Guys, that retains heat and sweat like you've
25:43
Speaker 1: never experienced before. Those cheeseheads are soaking wet and I
25:50
Speaker 1: never want to experience it again. And I know that's
25:52
Speaker 1: what Sauce is going through in this moment and he's
25:54
Speaker 1: still living it up. I kind of like that, and
25:58
Speaker 1: Alanas are like pop that often. I know he was pissed.
26:01
Speaker 1: I love it. I kind of wish like the Jets
26:03
Speaker 1: and the Packers had a rivalry and played more often
26:06
Speaker 1: than every four years, so that this would mean more. Yeah.
26:09
Speaker 1: Like I was talking to some Packers fans that are
26:11
Speaker 1: in our near our space upstairs and pod producers, and
26:13
Speaker 1: they're like, I mean, who really cares? Like we don't
26:15
Speaker 1: play the Jets a lot. They're not a arrival like we.
26:17
Speaker 1: They're just like bummed about their team right now. I
26:19
Speaker 1: think it was more interesting just because the Jets were
26:21
Speaker 1: a will actually pull it off right Like that was
26:23
Speaker 1: what was crazy? What did they go to? Four and two? Now? Yeah,
26:26
Speaker 1: everyone's kind of like me nuts going on. So I
26:30
Speaker 1: think I think we might be able to track down
26:32
Speaker 1: Dan Hans sometimes at some point this week to get
26:34
Speaker 1: them to talk about the Jets on this pod. We're
26:36
Speaker 1: gonna try. We're crossing our fingers. I don't know if
26:37
Speaker 1: he's like too big for us because the Jets are
26:39
Speaker 1: all of a sudden good, but that's very much it
26:42
Speaker 1: seemed like sappening, so we loved Sauce wearing the cheese head.
26:46
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw the Seahawks tweet.
26:47
Speaker 1: If you're listening to this podcast, I'm gonna try and
26:50
Speaker 1: describe what is going on in this photo because there's
26:53
Speaker 1: a lot. So basically, they put Pete Carroll and the
26:57
Speaker 1: infamous Cliff Kingsbury hole that was happening during COVID during
27:03
Speaker 1: the draft when he's in this gigantic mansion that everyone
27:06
Speaker 1: thought was very weird. So it seems like they're in Seattle.
27:10
Speaker 1: On his computer screen it says XP, which is a
27:13
Speaker 1: call of duty thing. That is a Kyler Murray drag.
27:16
Speaker 1: We love to see it. There's an ell smeared on
27:20
Speaker 1: the window. I don't get that. What's the smear about?
27:22
Speaker 1: Does anybody know that they lost? Is there? Is it
27:27
Speaker 1: just an ell for some reason? I don't know about
27:29
Speaker 1: that one. Oh okay, so listen. There's so many little
27:36
Speaker 1: things I don't even understand. I highly recommend going to
27:40
Speaker 1: Seattle Seahawks twitter. And it's like one of those pop
27:43
Speaker 1: up books. It's like find the you know, skeletons, find
27:47
Speaker 1: the keys, all these different things that you can look
27:49
Speaker 1: at loved that love to see that that social media
27:52
Speaker 1: person deserves a raise, and I also loved. I don't
27:55
Speaker 1: know if you guys heard this, Jordan Poyer wasn't medically
27:58
Speaker 1: cleared to fly to Casey. He played, though, so he
28:02
Speaker 1: drove fifteen hours, one thousand, nine hundred and forty two
28:09
Speaker 1: miles round trip by a sprinter van to Casey. I'm
28:13
Speaker 1: sure it was luxurious as hell. Oh yeah, I'm sure
28:15
Speaker 1: he had all the snacks and had his feed up
28:18
Speaker 1: and he was probably super cozy. Oh yeah, I don't
28:20
Speaker 1: think he was the one actually driving. I would hope
28:22
Speaker 1: not even more dedications to fly. He should just be
28:26
Speaker 1: chilling fifteen hours there and back. I just did a
28:29
Speaker 1: road trip across the country this summer. Fifteen hours is
28:33
Speaker 1: no joke. That is dedication, and you love to see it.
28:38
Speaker 1: Um okay. And then the worst thing I saw, Guys,
28:40
Speaker 1: I don't even really want to watch this again because
28:42
Speaker 1: it's actually itcked me out so hard, and I've seen
28:45
Speaker 1: it so many replays so many times. This morning on
28:48
Speaker 1: Sports Morning television, Bill Belichick getting handed the ball? Was
28:52
Speaker 1: he a rookie? Like? What was happening? Bill Belichick getting
28:56
Speaker 1: handed the ball Bills like what is this? The special
28:59
Speaker 1: team guys like what are you doing here? Man? And
29:04
Speaker 1: apparently this guy was like, well, I wanted to give
29:06
Speaker 1: it to coach being back in Cleveland. None of it
29:11
Speaker 1: makes sense and I never want to see that clip again.
29:13
Speaker 1: It makes me so uncomfortable and so embarrassed from that guy.
29:16
Speaker 1: Bill Belichick's first win as a head coach was of
29:19
Speaker 1: the Cleveland Browns against the New England Patriots a million
29:22
Speaker 1: years ago. Yes, I mean you think Bill bell It's
29:25
Speaker 1: won a million Super Bowl since then? Who cared? All
29:28
Speaker 1: the coaches who would not care about this at all?
29:32
Speaker 1: That is hella, hella uncomfortable. And you know what, because
29:36
Speaker 1: it's so bad, I'm going to leave that as the
29:37
Speaker 1: only bad thing that I saw this week because it
29:40
Speaker 1: just deserves its owning. I was gonna talk about Robbie
29:41
Speaker 1: er Anderson, but we've already been there. Yeah, We've already
29:43
Speaker 1: done that. I'm sorry to that man, and I'm sorry
29:46
Speaker 1: to Bill Belichick. Don't even how to do all that
29:47
Speaker 1: because he's Bill Belichick. M guys, that is our show.
29:53
Speaker 1: We are going to be back at the end of
29:55
Speaker 1: this week. Mohun will return. We are going to preview
29:58
Speaker 1: Week seven. Um, I'm gonna hear how much you hate
30:02
Speaker 1: me casting Baker Mayfield is Jimmy g and I absolutely
30:05
Speaker 1: cannot wait. Bring the heat, bring the fire. Tell me
30:08
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30:49
Speaker 1: But you know what, maybe he's gift this one. Maybe
30:51
Speaker 1: he's gift this one because I'm not like he's so good,
30:54
Speaker 1: I'm ready even act with thanks y'all, I'm gonna go
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