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Donald Drumpf Theatre 304: Victory in Iran, and the War Also Continues · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: Previously on the Donald Trump Theater Radio Show.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_01: Sir, I watch you sleep because I know you and that evil bitch of a wife don't share a bed.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_01: And it upsets me, sir, that one side of your bed is cold and smells like urine.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_01: I want to warm that part of the bed.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: I have no problem if you lose control of your emotions or your bladder.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_00: We are controlling transmission, if we wish to make it louder.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: We will bring up the body.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: We can change the focus to a soft blur.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_03: You've just crossed over into... How am I turning to the twilight zone?
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_03: Places in that house, fears like people.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_03: My weakness can't move down the moon and star.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_03: Where am I to go now that I'm going to go?
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: For your consideration, a nation held hostage by the fragile ego of a man-baby president.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_00: You were trapped with...
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_00: In the Twilight Zone.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_01: Dumb Donald is so dumb...
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: Me, Cookie Monster, and once again, me introduce Letter of Day.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: Ha ha.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: It B. Yeah, B. D-U-M.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: You take out the B,
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_01: a lot of people don't know dumb has a B,
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: you take out the B, and you change the E, you put the U, and you have a dumbocrat.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: And then they called me this, and then they said, they hit me with a bad one.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: He's a dumb person, D-U-M, not the B.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: He's a dumb person.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: It's enough, most people don't know it has a B.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: B or not a B?
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: That is the question.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: He's a dumb person.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: Then they said he's totally brilliant.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_01: He's a vicious dictator who wants to take over.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_01: That didn't work.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_01: He's a dumb person.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_01: D-U-M. Not the B.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: He's a dumb person.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's enough.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: Most people don't know it has a B.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: B or not a B. Democrats.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: I call them Democrats because their policies are so dumb.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_01: Dumb.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_01: You exchange the E with the U and nobody knows a dumb person.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: Doesn't have a B, D-U-M,
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: you take out the B,
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: a lot of people don't know dumb has a B,
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: you take out the B, and you change the E, you put the U and you have a Democrat.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_01: He's a dumb person, D-U-M, not the B.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_01: He's a dumb person.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_01: It's enough, most people don't know it has a B.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: That's a new name I came up with, you've never heard.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: I was thinking about this character we have, and he's a low IQ person, very low IQ.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_01: And I watched what he was saying and what the horrible things he was saying.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_01: And I said, he's a dumb guy.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_01: I said, wait a minute.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: He's a Democrat.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_01: That's how I got the name.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: You take the E out.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: You don't use the B.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_01: A lot of people don't know dumb has a B in it, actually.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_01: You don't need it.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_01: You discard the B.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: But you take the E out and you replace it with a U.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: They're dumb.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_01: They are Democrats.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: Dumb.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_01: You exchange the E with a U.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: And nobody knows you're dumb.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_01: Does it ever be?
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_01: That's a new name I came up with, you've never heard.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: Excuse me, Big Bird, I'm
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_02: talking, I'm telling you about the letter B. I know nothing, nothing.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: Black it out, hide what it's all about.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_02: I'm the file, the Epstein file sitting here in a dusty old pile.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_02: The court gave an order,
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: the law gave a command, but the people in charge have a different plan.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_02: Distract from the files, occupy U.S. cities.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_02: Stark-born wars, terrible truth, Greenland, Venezuela, and the Strait of Hormuz.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm the files, the lonely old files, and I've been waiting here quite a while.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_02: But the DOJ says no, they won't let the truth flow.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: Redact it, black it out, hide what it's all about.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_02: Keep the names out of sight, lock the truth up real tight.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_02: Redact it, Black it out.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_02: Now look at this act.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_02: The transparency act is a fact.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_02: The Senate said show us.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_02: The House said let us see.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: But the lawyers are busy as busy can be.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_02: They sniff, they talk.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_02: They don't give a lucky duck.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_02: But the DOJ says no.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_02: They won't let the truth flow.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_02: Redact it.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_02: Black it out.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_02: Hide what it's all about.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_02: Keep the names out of sight.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_02: Lock the truth up real tight.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_02: Redact it.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_02: Black it out.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_02: They promised a window, they gave us a wall.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_02: They promised a big name would finally fall.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_02: But the ink is too thick and now our body is out.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_02: My full release is completely endowed.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'm pages, just redacted pages, locked away in drunks, controlled cages.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_02: I shouldn't be open, I should be red, but they're ferrying everything that the witnesses said.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: They redact, they protect, they refuse to respect, but transparency act.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_02: They redact, they protect.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_02: They refuse to respect the law of the land.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_02: But what do I know I have?
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_02: Drumps.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: Arrangement syndrome.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's a witch hunt.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: That's all it is.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: The witch hunt, as I call it.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_01: Witch hunt.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_01: This is a witch hunt like nobody's ever seen before.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: Epstein.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_00: This one is true.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_00: It's documented and there are stories about it that he won a Powerball lottery.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_00: He invested in a trust that he ran,
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_00: that won a Powerball lottery,
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_00: they won $41 million,
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_00: and they took a reduced cut of $29.3 million,
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_00: and this is a thing that happened,
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_00: and it's come and gone, and nobody's talked about it.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_00: The ticket was bought at a gas station in Altus, Oklahoma.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_00: Here's what we can say is that That trust did buy the ticket.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_00: We don't know if it was Epstein or anybody else associated with the trust who had
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: the card to purchase stuff.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_00: Let's go with what are the odds here.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_00: The odds are truly astronomical.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_00: But again, this is a guy with tentacles that go in every direction.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_00: So if we can rig the Powerball lottery, guys.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_00: Did he rig it or did he?
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_00: People on the internet are asking if the White House is trying to distance itself
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_00: from Natalie Harp.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_00: The official X page for the White House posted this video of DRUMPF waving
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_00: the green flag at the Freedom 250 Grand Prix Sunday.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_00: We quickly noticed that Natalie Harp was basically cropped out of the photo.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_00: And Harp has been stealing headlines since that jab from Senate candidate John Ossoff.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_00: That was more than a week ago.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_00: Then there was this leak of her letters,
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_00: things she had written to the president,
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_00: moments when she called herself unworthy of him.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_00: And now people are looking at her deleted tweets,
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_00: which show her support for the president on January 6th and after.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_00: Reports that she was also the one behind a racist true social video that depicted
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_00: the Obamas
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_03: as apes.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_03: I caught up with Donald Jessica at Sunny Meadows Wellness Farm
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_03: for wayward presidents between potty training and supervised nuclear diplomacy.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_01: It should have been done for 47 years.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_01: No president had the guts to do it.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_01: If I were a Democrat, nobody would be talking that way, but it doesn't matter to me.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_03: With all due disrespect, sir, America is on the blink.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_03: And whether you're a Democrat or a Republican or a certifiably insane megalomaniac
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_03: with a bargain bin lace front and a fat ass, we must all do what's Democratic.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_03: Small d. And speaking of small d's...
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_03: Excuse me, wait.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_03: This dumb f*** tyrant seems to be the tyrantithesis of sanity.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_03: And while I'd never stoop to Barb's,
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_03: I fear that he's He's lost his marks,
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_03: his rusty cuckoo is bound to chime,
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_03: it's half past 25th amendment time,
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_03: so forgive my rude refrain,
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_03: let's drop the pretense, and just sing it plain, plain, plain, plain.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what it is, just something psychological.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_03: A person, woman, man, can't.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_03: His screws are loose, his tangents roam.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_03: The lights are on, but ain't no one home.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_03: He's defective, he's destructive, he's demented.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_03: He's demented, yeah.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_03: His rambling's worse, he's taking spills.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's clear that Grandpa is off his pills.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_03: He's decrepit, he's delulu, he's demented.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_03: With his near-perfect ears, you can hear that bipartisan fear.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_03: They're united left and right, that he's in decline.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_03: Time to resign.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_03: Save us from that brain of his.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_03: We're off shit creek and the reason is he's degenerate.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_03: He's in disrepute.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_03: He's the dimmest wit.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_03: He's the least astute.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_03: He's disgusting.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_03: He's deceitful.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: He's disturbed.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: He's demented.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_03: Peruse my pitch.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_03: Hang up that red hat and bow out, bitch.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_03: He's the greeting.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_03: He's delirious.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_03: He's deplorable, deleterious.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_03: He's a dirty hoa.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_03: He's a dime-sword trick.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_03: He's a dictator with a tiny dick.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_03: He's the dumbest fuck.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_03: He's the Nero's bane.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_03: He's the biggest schmuck.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_03: He's the most insane.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_03: He's destructive.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_03: He's despotic.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_03: He's the worst.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_03: He's the mantic.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_03: He's the mantic.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_03: After all his noose is cooked.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_01: What is the goal if there isn't U.S. military?
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we're going to make a deal or we're going to get a deal one way or the other.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_01: They're sick people.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_01: They're saying, how do we make a deal?
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_00: There will be no deal with Iran except unconditional surrender.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_01: We've had very good discussions.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_01: They gave us a present and the present arrived today.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_01: They are lunatics.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_01: I could take out Iran in one day.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_03: One way or another, I'm gonna find ya.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_03: One way or another, I'm gonna win ya.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya,
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_01: get ya.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_01: We're very close to making a deal with Iran.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_01: We have a very good relationship with Iran right now.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_03: One way or another, I'm gonna see ya.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_03: I wanna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_03: One day, maybe next week.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_01: Iran is dying to make a deal.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_01: Iran wants to make a deal.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_01: Could happen any day.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_01: They're crazy.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_01: They want very much to make a deal.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_01: We've defeated them.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_01: We hit them hard yesterday and we're gonna hit them again hard today.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_01: We appreciate the relationship we've had over the short period of time with Iran.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_01: It's a very strong deal.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody knows what it is, but it's very strong.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's over.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_03: One way or another.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to deal with them anymore.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_01: They're scum.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_01: They want to make a deal.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_01: We'll have Iran defeated soon.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_01: They want to make a deal.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna win ya.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_01: I'll get ya.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_01: I'll get ya.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_01: Very evil people.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_01: They asked us very nicely.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_01: Please stop.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_01: Let's meet.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_00: President Drumpf tells Fox News about Iran, we are going to beat the effing S out of them.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_01: And we've won.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_01: Let me tell you, we've won.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_01: You know, you never like to say too early you won.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_01: We won.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_01: We won the bet.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_01: In the first hour it was over.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_01: We don't want to leave early, do we?
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_01: We got to finish the job, right?
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: Iran is a serious threat to the world, to the Middle East and to the world.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_01: And everybody agrees with me.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_01: I think virtually every country agrees with me on that.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_01: So I wanted to put out that fire.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_00: And to potentially quit U.S. troops or more troops into Egypt.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not putting troops anywhere.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: If I were, I certainly wouldn't tell you.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_01: They want very much to make a deal.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_01: We'd like to make a deal too, as we just keep bombing our little hearts out.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna give you the slip.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_03: I'll walk down the mall,
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_03: stand up by the mall,
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_03: where I can see it all, find out who you call, lead you to the supermarket.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_00: Drumpf.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_00: Has once again done his thing where he claims all sides of the situation.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_00: Every position.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_00: He takes every position.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_00: He says, the Strait of Hormuz is a U.S. territory.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_00: So we completely control it now.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_00: Oil's flowing freely through it.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_00: There's no problem at all.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_00: It's as if nothing has ever happened.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_00: Then at the same time, he's threatening to blow the shit out of...
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_00: Oman, a U.S.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_00: ally if they negotiate a deal to open the Strait of Hormuz,
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_00: which Trump claims is already open.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_00: And so if it was already open,
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_00: presumably he wouldn't have to threaten to bomb the out of a U.S.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_00: ally negotiating to open the Strait, he says, is open.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_01: Winning the war buddy a lot.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_01: We've decimated their whole evil empire.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_01: It'll continue, I'm sure, for a little while.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_01: To the great, proud people of Iran, I say tonight that the hour of your freedom is at hand.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_01: When we are finished, take over your government.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_01: It will be yours to take.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_01: This will be probably your only chance for generations.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_01: The countries of the world that do receive oil through
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_01: the Hormones Strait must take care of that passage.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_01: Go to the strait and just take it, protect it, use it for yourselves.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_01: So we were there for them.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_01: If they were not there for us,
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_01: And in any event, when this conflict is over, the strait will open up naturally.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_01: It'll just open up naturally.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_01: We believe that the job of the United States military is not
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_01: to wage endless regime change, wars around the globe, senseless wars.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_01: We're achieving major strides toward completing our military objective.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_01: And some people could say they're pretty well complete.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_01: We've wiped every single force in Iran out very completely.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_01: We could call it a tremendous success right now as we leave here,
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_01: I could call it, or we could go further.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_02: Satan, Satan.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: Thought up a plan dressed as a man walking the earth and since he began.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_02: The world is hell for you and me.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: But what a heaven it will be.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_02: When that man is dead and gone.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_02: When that man is dead and gone.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_02: We'll go dancing down the street Kissing everyone we meet When that man is dead
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_02: and gone What a day to wake up on What a way to greet the dawn Sometime day
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_02: the news will flash Satan with a small mustache is asleep Beneath the lawn When
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_02: that man is dead and gone
• 19:20
  What a lucky day to wake up on.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_03: What a happy way to greet the dawn.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_02: Some fine day the news will flash, Satan with a small mustache is asleep beneath the lawn.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_02: When that man is dead and gone.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_02: When that certain man is dead and gone, gone,
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_02: gone.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_02: When that man is dead.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks to the songs of this week's episode from Golden Earring,
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_00: Scanner, Randy Rainbow, Blondie, and Glenn Miller.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_00: And thanks to the clips and excerpts from John Oliver, Jay, L. Colvin,
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_00: Cookie Monster, Bert,
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_00: and Patrick Stewart from Sesame Street,
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_00: Sergeant Schultz,
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_00: Bill Simmons, Jason Concepcion, and Tyler Parker from Wait a Second.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_00: And Seth Meyers and Sal Gentile from Late Night.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_00: Tune in next week for episode number 305 of the Donald Trump Theater radio show.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_00: If we are still allowed on the air...
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm stepping into the twilight zone.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_03: This is the madhouse, it feels like being blown.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_03: My feet can't move than the moon and star.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_03: Where am I to go now that I've gone to war?
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm stepping into the twilight zone.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_03: This is the madhouse, it feels like being blown.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_03: My feet can't move than the moon and star.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_03: We'll
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_03: be right back.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_03: When the bullet hits the ball.
• 23:33
  When the bullet hits the ball.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_02: When the bullet hits the ball.
• 23:41
  When the bullet hits the ball.