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We Try To Make It Dumber And Weirder · In Moderation

0:18
SPEAKER_01: What we're gonna talk about today.
0:20
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna talk about stupid Liam being too good for us.
0:23
SPEAKER_01: Now he's m he's he's over there hanging out with Hank Green and Hank Green, who even is that guy?
0:29
SPEAKER_01: Right?
0:30
SPEAKER_01: I mean, if I were to pick a a Green brother to hang out with, it'd be John Green.
0:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I I would choose Dave Green.
0:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Dave Green's a great Green.
0:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
0:42
SPEAKER_00: He's uh one of the top three at the very least.
0:45
SPEAKER_00: Welcome back, everybody, to Inmoderation, the show where we give you a moderate dose of info sarcasm, and you already know we're not approved.
0:53
SPEAKER_00: And uh what I I just found out some uh news you and I have not gotten a chance to talk about this yet.
1:00
SPEAKER_00: Um, I I got a call the other day from Mandy, our our friend Mandy and my assistant coach and in my school group.
1:09
SPEAKER_00: And in our conversation, at one point she had mentioned, oh yeah, and uh Rob said that he's gonna be with you and Liam.
1:17
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, What?
1:19
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that would be fantastic, but I I don't know when that's happening.
1:24
SPEAKER_00: I I was not made aware of this.
1:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, see, though that's the thing, Mandy didn't know any of more of that, I guess.
1:31
SPEAKER_00: So when I was talking to uh Liam at some point in the last couple of days, he was like, Oh yeah, and uh, you know, Rob's gonna, I'm like, oh, Rob's gonna be with us.
1:41
SPEAKER_00: I why am I the last to know about this?
1:46
SPEAKER_00: And I think like I I I at first when Mandy said it, I thought maybe I was being let in on a surprise that I I was not supposed to be privy to.
1:54
SPEAKER_00: Surprise.
1:55
SPEAKER_00: But I that makes me so happy uh that the three of us are gonna be together.
2:00
SPEAKER_00: Um it's first ever recording of with three of us in the same room.
2:06
SPEAKER_00: And the audience may not know that it while I have been with you and I have been with Liam in person.
2:13
SPEAKER_00: You two have never been together in person.
2:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:16
SPEAKER_01: Every single thing, it's like we both get invited to, but either I can make it and he can't, or he can make it and I can't.
2:24
SPEAKER_00: And you were able to make this one happen.
2:26
SPEAKER_00: I when he told me about that, I was thrilled.
2:30
SPEAKER_00: So I I I can't wait for the three of us to uh get arrested.
2:35
SPEAKER_01: Extraordinary luck.
2:37
SPEAKER_01: It was after you bowed out after the last episode, um, after we were done recording.
2:42
SPEAKER_01: And I just happened to go look at the flight prices, and the flights had gone down like six hundred dollars.
2:51
SPEAKER_00: I heard you got it for like two hundred dollars, which is from Edmonton to Vegas, is which is insane.
2:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's that's not normal.
3:01
SPEAKER_00: So I don't know what happened.
3:02
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if they're putting you on a flight where the plane is being held together with duct tape.
3:07
SPEAKER_00: Uh maybe, but in theory, you're gonna get there.
3:10
SPEAKER_00: I'm flying red green air.
3:12
SPEAKER_00: Red green air.
3:13
SPEAKER_00: He he's put some wings on the DeLorean that he chop shopped.
3:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so uh yeah, I guess we're gonna how are we gonna record an episode over there with no equipment?
3:23
SPEAKER_00: What's what's the plan?
3:25
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'll have my laptop and a cam.
3:28
SPEAKER_01: My so the actual thing that I'm still trying to figure out is because we do have a guest booked.
3:37
SPEAKER_00: Because some guests, all the guests.
3:40
SPEAKER_00: How do we have a guest?
3:41
SPEAKER_00: So, first off, I'm finding out that you're gonna be there.
3:44
SPEAKER_00: Now I'm finding out we have a guest also.
3:46
SPEAKER_00: No, you you knew we had a guest.
3:48
SPEAKER_00: I it's right here in the texts.
3:50
SPEAKER_01: I told you, Terrence Seattle.
3:52
SPEAKER_01: I can't read.
3:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh, spoiler, Terrence Seattle's on next week.
3:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, it's a good thing this won't air until two hours from now.
4:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:01
SPEAKER_00: If we can just get Terrence Seattle on before this airs, please make it a surprise.
4:06
SPEAKER_01: So the figure out is because we have a guest, we have to have our headphones.
4:13
SPEAKER_01: I can't have we can't have the guest on speaker or else the it picks it up double, right?
4:19
SPEAKER_01: Headphone splitter.
4:20
SPEAKER_01: And I have do you have a headphone splitter?
4:23
SPEAKER_01: I can get one.
4:24
SPEAKER_01: Because I have one.
4:26
SPEAKER_01: I can I have a I have a headphone splitter, I have two headphones, I don't have a third.
4:31
SPEAKER_01: I have a six-way headphone splitter.
4:33
SPEAKER_01: You have a six okay, that works.
4:35
SPEAKER_00: I just have to track it down.
4:36
SPEAKER_00: Don't let me forget it.
4:38
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
4:38
SPEAKER_01: Well, there we go.
4:39
SPEAKER_01: That's that's the only thing.
4:41
SPEAKER_01: I've got a microphone that we can put between us.
4:44
SPEAKER_00: Riveting conversation for those listening.
4:47
SPEAKER_00: I know you've all been very intrigued as to how we put this show together.
4:52
SPEAKER_00: Um, oh, it I I hate to steal Liam's story, so I won't say much, but he was with uh Ben and where is Ben?
5:00
SPEAKER_00: Uh so he's he's in California right now.
5:03
SPEAKER_00: I get to say it.
5:04
SPEAKER_00: Um and he was with Ben Carpenter and uh Ben and Sohi, they have a podcast together, and um, they've got a studio and they've got lights and they've got like an outline and things that they are planning to talk about and say and do, and Liam's looking around like, wow, you guys actually try.
5:22
SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
5:23
SPEAKER_00: Shout out to uh Ben and So he for their uh their podcast.
5:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
5:27
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what it's called.
5:28
SPEAKER_00: I hate that I don't know what it's called.
5:29
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna find out what it's called.
5:31
SPEAKER_00: I don't remember what it's called.
5:32
SPEAKER_00: All or something podcast.
5:34
SPEAKER_00: That's cute.
5:35
SPEAKER_00: With Sohi and Ben.
5:37
SPEAKER_00: Good people.
5:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, really good people.
5:39
SPEAKER_00: We've had Ben on here.
5:41
SPEAKER_01: Um we were trying to get Ben and Sohi on at the same time.
5:46
SPEAKER_01: Um that didn't work out, but we could we got Ben.
5:50
SPEAKER_01: We need to try and get both of them on at the same time.
5:52
SPEAKER_01: It was between uh it was between Ben and Sohi and the um Fuck me.
6:02
SPEAKER_01: Uh okay, there's three different ways you could pronounce their name.
6:04
SPEAKER_01: Which one's the right one?
6:05
SPEAKER_01: Ziggler, Zygler, or Ziegler?
6:08
SPEAKER_01: I d I've seen it written, right?
6:10
SPEAKER_02: Now that I'm thinking of it, like it I know.
6:13
SPEAKER_01: There's three different ways it could be pronounced, and I never remember which one it is.
6:17
SPEAKER_00: Like we follow each other on Instagram, so I like we know each other in the sense that we would recognize each other in a crowd.
6:24
SPEAKER_00: That's uh that's about it.
6:25
SPEAKER_00: There are some people where that's the the contact I have with them.
6:29
SPEAKER_01: It was between uh Sohi and Ben and the Zieglers for first couple to be on the podcast, and it went to the Zieglers.
6:38
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
6:38
SPEAKER_01: Well, hey, also good people.
6:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, very good people.
6:43
SPEAKER_00: Um we also get to hang out with them next week.
6:45
SPEAKER_01: Yes, we might just meet them.
6:47
SPEAKER_00: We're all gonna yeah, we're all meeting them at the same time.
6:50
SPEAKER_00: Um, I I did meet them at the there was a wedding we all went to.
6:54
SPEAKER_00: Um, but uh yeah, I I don't think we can say why we're all going to Vegas.
7:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but uh it's uh I'm very excited to Liam to say when he wants to say it.
7:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Liam will uh will mention that here soon.
7:09
SPEAKER_00: But it's it's very exciting, it's very cool.
7:12
SPEAKER_00: I I'm excited to be there and to see what's happening, and uh I'm very excited that we're all gonna be together to do it.
7:19
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, it's uh it's gonna be a really good time.
7:22
SPEAKER_01: I'm not excited to go to the U.S., but I'm excited to see you guys.
7:25
SPEAKER_01: I'm not excited to be in the US.
7:29
SPEAKER_01: Canada's joining the joining the EU.
7:32
SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
7:33
SPEAKER_02: What do you mean it's join is like for real joining the EU or like as a fundamental?
7:37
SPEAKER_01: We are going to become the first um what is it, associate member of the EU.
7:44
SPEAKER_01: They have invited us to join the EU.
7:46
SPEAKER_02: They're taking recruits.
7:48
SPEAKER_02: The colonization has resumed.
7:50
SPEAKER_02: Oh, Christ.
7:52
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so um, yeah, it's like that moment.
7:56
SPEAKER_01: It's like that thing where, you know, a kid, you know, he takes the ball and he's like, I'm not playing with you guys anymore.
8:02
SPEAKER_01: And then the other kids are just like, okay, we'll go, we'll go play over there.
8:07
SPEAKER_01: So this is obvious.
8:09
SPEAKER_01: We were just like, okay, Trump doesn't want to play.
8:11
SPEAKER_01: We'll go play with those kids.
8:13
SPEAKER_00: So is the yeah, I was gonna say this must be in response to Trump, but what does this do negatively to Trump?
8:20
SPEAKER_00: Do we know?
8:21
SPEAKER_00: Like um other than hurt his ego?
8:23
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it hurts his ego, but mostly it hurts your economy because our trade is now we're gonna we're gonna have trade lanes with Europe instead of you guys, which is unfortunate.
8:33
SPEAKER_01: I don't won't wish that upon you guys, but that's that's the unfortunate result of the big giant baby that you have as a president.
8:44
SPEAKER_00: I I don't I don't I don't know what to say.
8:47
SPEAKER_00: It's just it it's nice to know that the pendulum has is hitting the ceiling of how far it can be pulled up.
8:54
SPEAKER_00: It is going to have to swing back.
8:56
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's that's not the only news.
8:58
SPEAKER_01: The uh the other news is that uh you guys remove the cap on emissions for greenhouse gases.
9:04
SPEAKER_00: This is one of those things where, like, you know, in comic books where the supervillain has a plan to drown the earth, and there's there's not really like a purpose for it, right?
9:14
SPEAKER_00: He's not doing this for any personal gain or like it there's no greater good.
9:19
SPEAKER_00: He's just like, I'm going to drown the earth and send out the machines, and then he's these big things come out from the ocean that just like start shooting fire everywhere.
9:28
SPEAKER_00: It's like why what's the point?
9:30
SPEAKER_00: Like, because you're gonna be underwater too.
9:32
SPEAKER_00: And like everything that seems to every time I hear what's what's the news?
9:36
SPEAKER_00: It's oh uh Trump just turned on the puppy crusher.
9:39
SPEAKER_00: What does the puppy crusher do?
9:40
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, uh for in one side we feed in puppies, and on the other side, there's a big cube of crushed puppies that comes out.
9:47
SPEAKER_00: Well, what do we do with the crushed puppy?
9:48
SPEAKER_00: We just we throw it out, we get rid of it.
9:51
SPEAKER_01: It's crazy that people still believe the make America healthy again thing when they've um so far they've let more um PFAS into your drinking water, they've removed that's the forever chemical emissions.
10:07
SPEAKER_00: What?
10:08
SPEAKER_00: Uh just for the people that don't know the PFAS, that's the forever chemical.
10:12
SPEAKER_00: That's the stuff that like they they were talking about, like it's gonna get stuck in your bones or whatever, and and they're like, let's put all of it in the water, let's just dump all of it in there.
10:22
SPEAKER_00: So uh yeah, I I don't quite under but luckily uh I and as we've said before, uh Swedish fish won't have red 40 by the year 2096 or whatever.
10:32
SPEAKER_00: We're great again.
10:33
SPEAKER_00: We made it, it finally happened.
10:35
SPEAKER_00: You did it.
10:36
SPEAKER_01: We're so proud of you up here.
10:37
SPEAKER_00: Enjoy the EU, buddy.
10:39
SPEAKER_01: It's uh how do you feel about having Europe?
10:42
SPEAKER_01: That actually um so like the the it's still getting ironed out and stuff, but it should hopefully allow Canadians to freely travel and work in the EU and everything.
10:54
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
10:55
SPEAKER_01: Hey, do you get the TikTok Twitter program in the EU?
10:58
SPEAKER_01: Between between being a Canadian citizen and a British citizen, I get there's like half the world I can just go live and work in.
11:07
SPEAKER_01: Can can be so if everything goes to shit over here, I'm good.
11:10
SPEAKER_00: Can I do you have an extra room I could join you in?
11:14
SPEAKER_00: Um He's looking off to the side, he's sizing it up.
11:17
SPEAKER_00: What do you think?
11:18
SPEAKER_01: What do you think, guys?
11:19
SPEAKER_01: Is it worth letting Mike?
11:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh, come on! What have I done other than bring levity and joy to the to the inmoderation?
11:28
SPEAKER_00: It's what you didn't do, which was book a guest for Monday.
11:32
SPEAKER_00: I did reach out to a couple of people, and then Monday I got slammed with all kinds of work, and I by the night time I had forgotten about everything.
11:42
SPEAKER_01: I can't I can't entirely blame you because I also forgot about it.
11:47
SPEAKER_01: We did um I ended up having an amazing stream on Monday, actually.
11:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh, very nice.
11:52
SPEAKER_01: I streamed until like 11 o'clock at night.
11:55
SPEAKER_01: Twitch.tv slash rob Lampham, by the way.
11:57
SPEAKER_00: Oh shit.
11:58
SPEAKER_01: Shout out to Joey the Moose, who I'm currently watching die over and over again on my phone in front of me while we send him a message and say, hey, come on in moderation right now.
12:08
SPEAKER_00: You miss a hundred percent of shots you don't take.
12:10
SPEAKER_01: I I mean he's kind of in the middle of dying.
12:14
SPEAKER_01: But uh funny, funny story.
12:16
SPEAKER_01: Apparently, last week, um, when he was in chat watching us play uh Dumb Ways to Build.
12:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh, he was there.
12:25
SPEAKER_01: Uh his wife walked in and was like, Hey, who's that you're watching?
12:29
SPEAKER_01: And and so he looks and she's like, Oh, I know him.
12:32
SPEAKER_01: He's on the podcast with Liam.
12:34
SPEAKER_00: He's on the podcast with Liam, your ultimate legacy.
12:38
SPEAKER_00: Right?
12:38
SPEAKER_00: It's mine too.
12:39
SPEAKER_00: No mention of you.
12:40
SPEAKER_00: No, it is never a mention of me.
12:42
SPEAKER_01: Come on, come on, come on, partner of Joey the Moose.
12:46
SPEAKER_01: I realized that they mentioned the show notes.
12:49
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if it's wife, partner, partner, yeah.
12:51
SPEAKER_01: Which by the way, we've we've started gaming on Thursday nights if people would want want to come hang out with us.
12:55
SPEAKER_01: I should be there tomorrow.
12:56
SPEAKER_01: Uh, I don't know when Liam gets home.
13:00
SPEAKER_01: He said as long as we start late, he should be good, which we do on Thursday now because Liam has a demon child.
13:06
SPEAKER_00: Liam has a a child, and all child children are demons.
13:12
SPEAKER_00: This is the official one my architect.
13:13
SPEAKER_01: My nephews at least go to sleep by eight o'clock.
13:16
SPEAKER_01: I they're the same age.
13:18
SPEAKER_01: Like they they my nephews and Oakley were all born in the same year.
13:22
SPEAKER_00: I I've um I've I've chosen against uh having having children.
13:27
SPEAKER_00: I won't be doing that.
13:29
SPEAKER_00: I I like sleeping.
13:32
SPEAKER_00: Sleeping is nice.
13:33
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna continue doing that.
13:34
SPEAKER_00: How what's that feel like?
13:35
SPEAKER_00: Sleeping?
13:36
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I I have to heavily medicate myself and then put on noise so that the voices don't come in.
13:41
SPEAKER_00: But when I do finally achieve sleep for the half hour or so that I can stay there, it's pretty nice.
13:46
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I heavily medicate myself, but the voices still won't shut up.
13:49
SPEAKER_00: That's why you gotta put in earbuds.
13:51
SPEAKER_00: I can't.
13:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's terrible.
13:52
SPEAKER_00: I know, but it's also worse to be uh left with the.
13:56
SPEAKER_01: No, I mean I can't.
13:57
SPEAKER_01: Like um my TMJ dislocates, so they just pop out.
14:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
14:02
SPEAKER_01: I can't use earbuds.
14:04
SPEAKER_01: Bring the clamshells.
14:05
SPEAKER_01: Bring the studio monitors in there.
14:07
SPEAKER_01: That's gonna be really awkward since I'm a side sleeper, but maybe they may somebody makes a like a pillow one, maybe, right?
14:14
SPEAKER_00: I just I just have my phone next to me playing stuff.
14:17
SPEAKER_00: I I'm on my own here, so it's uh I can just play anything I want as loud as I want.
14:23
SPEAKER_00: It'll work.
14:24
SPEAKER_01: I uh yeah, I definitely need some sort of distraction when I go to sleep.
14:30
SPEAKER_01: I know the the recommended advice is of course no phones, no TV, no distractions.
14:40
SPEAKER_01: You go to bed to go to bed, but if I go to bed without a distraction, I will literally lay there and just not sleep.
14:48
SPEAKER_00: Isn't the no phones thing like just don't look at the bright screen?
14:53
SPEAKER_00: Does it is it a uh also the sound?
14:56
SPEAKER_01: Because I mean it depends on what you're looking at because like if you're scrolling social media, you may be getting like adrenaline hits depending on what you're looking at.
15:06
SPEAKER_01: Or maybe other kinds of hits depending on what your what your feed is.
15:10
SPEAKER_01: I I get cats and food.
15:12
SPEAKER_01: I get actually I don't know what I get.
15:13
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna say social media.
15:16
SPEAKER_01: I I work there, so I tend to be there sometimes.
15:20
SPEAKER_01: I try not to be there, even when working there.
15:22
SPEAKER_01: I just I all though be like um I'll use like a secondary account to bring up some of like the topics that I might want to look at, see what's recent, what's trending, find something, get the fuck off, and then go watch somebody on Twitch, because I've met a bunch of cool people on Twitch and I get to hang out and chat with them.
15:42
SPEAKER_00: They always said, you know, don't don't share anything on the internet, don't meet people online.
15:47
SPEAKER_00: I I've I've met all my favorite people online.
15:50
SPEAKER_00: My my whole community is here.
15:52
SPEAKER_00: If anybody wants my social security number, hit me up.
15:54
SPEAKER_00: I don't know where to get me.
15:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm waiting to be kidnapped, right?
15:58
SPEAKER_00: I I need some excitement.
15:59
SPEAKER_00: I work from home, I live alone.
16:02
SPEAKER_00: They're always like, oh, you're gonna get kidnapped, you're gonna get taken.
16:04
SPEAKER_00: First off, I was not that attractive of a child, right?
16:07
SPEAKER_00: Just as I am not an adult.
16:10
SPEAKER_00: They're not coming for me.
16:11
SPEAKER_00: They can't make any money off of me.
16:13
SPEAKER_00: No one's no one's gonna buy me.
16:14
SPEAKER_00: I had no chance of being in the Epstein files.
16:16
SPEAKER_00: You know, it just it wasn't gonna happen.
16:18
SPEAKER_00: So it's I I could I could post my home address, I could have posted my phone number, nothing.
16:22
SPEAKER_00: No problem.
16:23
SPEAKER_00: I mean, my address is posted.
16:24
SPEAKER_01: I've never had a problem.
16:25
SPEAKER_01: Now, Liam, on the other hand, advertise it.
16:27
SPEAKER_01: I've said it multiple times.
16:29
SPEAKER_01: Like I it has to be because it's a business.
16:33
SPEAKER_01: It's they're registered as a business, so it has to have a address.
16:37
SPEAKER_01: You want to get like a P.O.
16:38
SPEAKER_01: box for that?
16:39
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I could have, but that's money.
16:41
SPEAKER_00: I have.
16:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
16:43
SPEAKER_01: Business expenses.
16:44
SPEAKER_01: And I'm I'm a broke ass, especially broke because you know, the whole the Alberta government is stealing from disabled people thing.
16:52
SPEAKER_01: Gotta love that.
16:53
SPEAKER_01: Over here, they just don't give disabled people anything.
16:55
SPEAKER_00: Well, then I guess I can't.
16:57
SPEAKER_00: But in Vegas, though, we can uh we can gamble our troubles away.
17:02
SPEAKER_00: Gamble and drink our troubles away.
17:04
SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty sure gambling will increase my troubles.
17:08
SPEAKER_01: I have zero luck at gambling.
17:10
SPEAKER_01: So I will lose everything.
17:12
SPEAKER_00: Me and Liam are very good at gambling, and he he will attest to this.
17:16
SPEAKER_00: Uh we we have succeeded in.
17:19
SPEAKER_01: If you're allowed to use baseball bats at tachinko machines in Vegas.
17:25
SPEAKER_00: I'm telling you though, you could probably sway a couple of mines with a baseball bat, all I'm saying.
17:30
SPEAKER_00: I uh we're referring to a uh video game that we've we've played called uh Gamble with Your Friends, not sponsored.
17:36
SPEAKER_00: But we could be sponsored.
17:37
SPEAKER_00: But we could be hey, gamble with your friends.
17:40
SPEAKER_00: If you want to reach out and have us be the official spokespeople, um we've had a lot of fun with your I mean heck, we um Delvirium, Delvirium, we are getting uh uh we get to play it a day early.
17:57
SPEAKER_01: We've got free keys for it from the Delvirium devs.
18:00
SPEAKER_00: Delvirium is a sudden, severe change in brain function that causes rapid confusion, trouble focusing, and shifts in awareness.
18:09
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that is delirium.
18:11
SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
18:11
SPEAKER_00: Delvirium.
18:13
SPEAKER_00: It looks like you might be thinking of a few similar items.
18:15
SPEAKER_00: Delvirium, a survival sandbox adventure game developed by Sage Stone Games where players explore, farm, build, and fight.
18:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's much different than a medical condition characterized by rapid onset, mental confusion, disrupted attention, and shattered awareness.
18:28
SPEAKER_00: Okay, let's let's read into this.
18:30
SPEAKER_00: Apparently we're reading into this.
18:32
SPEAKER_00: This looks pretty cute.
18:33
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's a top-down.
18:35
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
18:36
SPEAKER_00: Sort of like, you know, an old classic Zelda type of deal.
18:39
SPEAKER_00: Um, they're playing very heavy music over this.
18:42
SPEAKER_00: Seems if if anyone's familiar with um Stardew Valley, it's like a Stardew Valley and a Minecraft combined.
18:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
18:50
SPEAKER_00: That's that's what I'm seeing right now.
18:52
SPEAKER_00: Which is uh I I think that's that's pretty neat.
18:56
SPEAKER_01: And we get to play that a day early, thank you to the Delvirium devs.
18:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
19:00
SPEAKER_00: All you all you wannabes out there who want to play the game a day before it comes out, you can't do it.
19:07
SPEAKER_00: You gotta watch us do it.
19:09
SPEAKER_00: Get in the cuck chair and watch us play Delvirium.
19:13
SPEAKER_01: We've also been given keys for um uh Bomanana and Holdfast and Hold on, hold on, back it up.
19:23
SPEAKER_00: How did you pronounce the name of that game?
19:25
SPEAKER_00: Bom banana.
19:28
SPEAKER_00: There's no way that's the way it's pronounced.
19:30
SPEAKER_00: Bomanana.
19:31
SPEAKER_00: There's there's no way.
19:33
SPEAKER_00: It's it it is the word bomb and banana together.
19:36
SPEAKER_00: Bomanana.
19:37
SPEAKER_00: It's not bombanana.
19:39
SPEAKER_00: Bomanana.
19:40
SPEAKER_00: The the game is about monkeys, isn't it?
19:43
SPEAKER_00: Bombanana.
19:44
SPEAKER_00: Bomb banana.
19:46
SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
19:47
SPEAKER_00: Is there there's not two bees.
19:48
SPEAKER_00: There's not two bees, so it's bombanana.
19:50
SPEAKER_00: No, it's it's it's what do they call it when you combine two words into one?
19:54
SPEAKER_00: Bombanana.
19:55
SPEAKER_00: Bomb banana.
19:57
SPEAKER_00: See, now now I'm gaslighting myself.
19:59
SPEAKER_00: Okay, banana has I know.
20:01
SPEAKER_00: What's what's the song?
20:02
SPEAKER_00: B A N A N A.
20:04
SPEAKER_00: And then the the uh there's no and okay, so that that is the right amount of ananna.
20:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, or ananna, I should say, really.
20:11
SPEAKER_00: Uh, but yeah, the bomb and the banana, they share a B.
20:15
SPEAKER_00: Bomb banana.
20:19
SPEAKER_00: Can we get where who's the developer?
20:21
SPEAKER_00: Can we reach out?
20:23
SPEAKER_00: They sent you keys.
20:25
SPEAKER_00: You need to ask them.
20:26
SPEAKER_00: Just type in an email.
20:28
SPEAKER_00: Is it bomb banana or bomb banana?
20:31
SPEAKER_00: Please get back to us and type it out.
20:34
SPEAKER_00: The uh the tone will be lost over text, but the the joke behind it is worse.
20:41
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
20:42
SPEAKER_00: I are they is this like a big team of people, or is this one of those like it's one guy in his house?
20:48
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
20:49
SPEAKER_00: Um what's who's I want to I want to give a shout out to the uh the person here.
20:55
SPEAKER_00: Uh Lefto Studio.
20:57
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
20:58
SPEAKER_00: Hey, uh, so all of you over there at l at Left O Studio, uh, is it Bomba Nana or Bomba?
21:08
SPEAKER_00: Bomban.
21:10
SPEAKER_00: Bomba.
21:11
SPEAKER_00: What's up?
21:20
SPEAKER_00: Menomina.
21:21
SPEAKER_00: It can't be.
21:22
SPEAKER_00: It just it can't.
21:23
SPEAKER_00: And it won't.
21:25
SPEAKER_00: And I won't, and it's not happening.
21:27
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you know what we can do in Vegas?
21:31
SPEAKER_00: Get married?
21:32
SPEAKER_00: I get we could in moderation in I gets married?
21:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think this could be a good thing.
21:40
SPEAKER_01: If I get married in Vegas, do you get a green card for Canada?
21:45
SPEAKER_01: Hey Google, how does that work?
21:47
SPEAKER_00: If a Canadian comes to the US and gets married to a US citizen who gets a green card.
21:58
SPEAKER_00: My guess is that you get it for here.
22:01
SPEAKER_00: The Canadian spouse gets the green card while the U.S.
22:04
SPEAKER_00: citizen acts as the sponsor or petitioner.
22:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
22:08
SPEAKER_00: So you have to come here.
22:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would have to come there.
22:11
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
22:11
SPEAKER_00: Um, but I the why we would have to get divorced and then get married again over there.
22:18
SPEAKER_00: Do if we get divorced, do you lose the green card?
22:22
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
22:22
SPEAKER_01: I don't know how divorce I've never been divorced.
22:24
SPEAKER_00: If you get divorced, do they lose the green card?
22:29
SPEAKER_00: Let's find out.
22:30
SPEAKER_00: No, the Canadian spouse does not automatically lose the green card because of a divorce.
22:35
SPEAKER_00: But the exact impact depends on entirely when the divorce happens and the immigration process.
22:39
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you'd have to immigrate.
22:42
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
22:42
SPEAKER_00: The green card is just like the green light for you to come here.
22:46
SPEAKER_00: To just dangle it in front of you.
22:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:49
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so it's not like a thing where you come over here, we get married.
22:52
SPEAKER_01: See, if you come here, you get not just not just Canadian, you also get British.
22:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
23:00
SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
23:00
SPEAKER_00: This seems like a better deal.
23:01
SPEAKER_00: And also soon, uh the European Union.
23:05
SPEAKER_00: Yes, exactly.
23:07
SPEAKER_00: Wait.
23:08
SPEAKER_00: My value went up.
23:10
SPEAKER_00: What about Brexit happened?
23:12
SPEAKER_00: British what about it?
23:14
SPEAKER_00: They're not part of the EU.
23:16
SPEAKER_00: No.
23:17
SPEAKER_01: Canada's about to be.
23:18
SPEAKER_01: So I'll do Canada with the EU citizenship.
23:51
SPEAKER_01: And then I'm a I'm also a British citizen.
23:54
SPEAKER_01: So I also have access to all the Commonwealth.
23:57
SPEAKER_00: So Canada is shared now by the EU and Britain.
24:01
SPEAKER_00: Somehow a joint custody?
24:03
SPEAKER_01: It's an associate membership, which means we they are they are not governing us.
24:08
SPEAKER_01: We're still self-governed.
24:11
SPEAKER_00: So what happens?
24:13
SPEAKER_00: It's just the trade thing?
24:15
SPEAKER_00: It's mostly the trade thing, yeah.
24:17
SPEAKER_00: So I bought two giant nipples.
24:19
SPEAKER_01: Excellent segue.
24:21
SPEAKER_00: And I'm gonna be bringing them to Vegas so that me and Liam can film a video we've been talking about for a little while.
24:29
SPEAKER_00: They're very large.
24:30
SPEAKER_00: Extreme.
24:31
SPEAKER_01: I call not helping you put your nipples on.
24:33
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna need somebody to put them on my back.
24:36
SPEAKER_00: I call not it.
24:37
SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
24:38
SPEAKER_00: I just I want to show you the the difference in size between these two.
24:44
SPEAKER_01: Mike's flashing me for those of you not watching on YouTube.
24:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, go to YouTube and you can see the comparison.
24:51
SPEAKER_00: See what when we were we were on a call jacked Mike is.
24:54
SPEAKER_00: Look at him.
24:55
SPEAKER_00: Late at oh my goodness.
24:57
SPEAKER_00: You really are trying to marry me, aren't you?
24:59
SPEAKER_00: I'll do it.
24:59
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
25:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
25:01
SPEAKER_00: Um yeah, it we we were on a call late at night.
25:05
SPEAKER_00: We were concocting ideas, and I I'm not gonna spoil what the idea is, but uh when we were deciding which size nipples to get, I decided to just get the largest one they had, and it's it's sizable.
25:19
SPEAKER_01: Mind you, I I I just disclosure as the third party listening to these two talk about it.
25:25
SPEAKER_00: I was just I also have a full-size trophy in the other room that I I I'm not gonna bring out right now because that'll be a surprise that I'm gonna have to figure out how to get through airport security.
25:37
SPEAKER_00: So getting props made for the bit is uh a great joy that I get to explain to my tax person.
25:44
SPEAKER_00: That's in moderation, everybody.
25:45
SPEAKER_00: Look, everybody, if if you take anything from this conversation here, do the stupid thing.
25:52
SPEAKER_00: I I have a quote actually on this piece of paper from Liam, and it says, How can I make this dumber and weirder?
25:59
SPEAKER_00: That that is his philosophy on video making, on everything.
26:04
SPEAKER_00: He's how can I when when he's taught and him and I, you know, we we've we talk about video ideas.
26:10
SPEAKER_00: The three of us have talked about video ideas.
26:13
SPEAKER_00: Um and we'll just be going back and forth like riffing as he's figuring out his uh his videos, and we just think in terms of like how can we make this dumber and weirder?
26:24
SPEAKER_00: And um it that's that's all he's doing.
26:26
SPEAKER_00: He's just going up and and having fun.
26:28
SPEAKER_00: Have fun with it.
26:29
SPEAKER_00: Whatever you want to do, make it fun, buy some giant nipples, go to Vegas with your buddies, put those giant nipples on, get married, get your Canadian friend a green card, go up to Canada, get yourself an EU green card, or I think they call that an Allura Red card up there.
26:49
SPEAKER_00: Yep, you are correct.
26:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
26:52
SPEAKER_00: None of us drink or gamble, do we?
26:54
SPEAKER_01: No, none of us drink or gamble.
26:56
SPEAKER_01: So Vegas is gonna be kind of dull.
26:58
SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
26:59
SPEAKER_00: No, one of my clients uh shout out Ian, if you're listening.
27:03
SPEAKER_00: Um, he recommended are you familiar with Omega Mart?
27:07
SPEAKER_01: No.
27:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh my goodness.
27:09
SPEAKER_01: I'm familiar with being broke.
27:11
SPEAKER_01: I'll get your ticket.
27:12
SPEAKER_00: If this is something that we're going to spend money at.
27:15
SPEAKER_00: This is gonna be something that I am going to buy a ticket for you at.
27:19
SPEAKER_00: So it's this big art installation, and it starts off and it looks like a big grocery store, right?
27:24
SPEAKER_00: And you walk around, but the closer you look, the stranger it gets, right?
27:28
SPEAKER_00: And that like you open up a freezer and there's a portal behind it, and then you walk through there, and then everything's all fucked up on the other end, and there's like tunnels to walk through and and and twisty caves and mirrors and shit.
27:44
SPEAKER_00: It's uh it's it's an acid trip, but you don't have to be on anything.
27:48
SPEAKER_00: You could be on things.
27:49
SPEAKER_00: Perhaps being on something would make all the walls straight.
27:53
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
27:53
SPEAKER_01: We'll test that on Liam.
27:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
27:57
SPEAKER_00: So Liam's never gonna listen to this.
27:59
SPEAKER_00: So we're gonna we're gonna drug him with a lot of LSD and then bring him in there.
28:03
SPEAKER_00: And then take him to what is it, Omega Mart?
28:06
SPEAKER_00: It's called Omega Mart, Meow Wolf's Las Vegas, Omega Mart.
28:10
SPEAKER_00: I also call not driving.
28:11
SPEAKER_00: Uh we'll figure out.
28:13
SPEAKER_00: We're probably gonna take Ubers and stuff.
28:15
SPEAKER_00: There's no snow.
28:15
SPEAKER_00: We you can't drive out there.
28:17
SPEAKER_00: I know.
28:18
SPEAKER_01: How am I supposed to use the snowmobile?
28:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's nothing for it to latch on to.
28:22
SPEAKER_00: Does it work on sand?
28:24
SPEAKER_00: Because Vegas is all on sand.
28:26
SPEAKER_01: I I don't know.
28:27
SPEAKER_01: I've never taken a snowmobile on sand.
28:30
SPEAKER_00: Hey Google.
28:31
SPEAKER_00: Does a snowmobile work on sand?
28:35
SPEAKER_00: Probably works better than a DeLorean.
28:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the DeLorean.
28:38
SPEAKER_00: You know what my favorite snowmobile is?
28:41
SPEAKER_00: The DeLorean.
28:42
SPEAKER_00: Snowmobiles do not work on sand in their normal state because dry sand creates extreme friction, blocks cooling, and destroys the engine.
28:51
SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, it eventually works better than a DeLorean.
28:55
SPEAKER_00: How long it yeah, it still works better than the DeLorean.
29:00
SPEAKER_00: I'm looking up how long it would work before shutting down.
29:03
SPEAKER_00: Because it said eventually it will cause that.
29:06
SPEAKER_00: An unmodified standard liquid-cooled snowmobile taken directly out of dry sand would likely work, oh, here we go, for two to five minutes of riding before the engine completely overheats, forcing itself into a safety shutdown or shut up.
29:21
SPEAKER_01: Let's take the snowmobile out and just give her.
29:24
SPEAKER_01: Look, red green would do it.
29:26
SPEAKER_01: Red green would duct tape the shit out of that thing.
29:29
SPEAKER_00: He would make it work out there, but it's at the very least.
29:32
SPEAKER_01: It would work an unmodified snowmobile.
29:34
SPEAKER_00: Red green would modify it.
29:36
SPEAKER_00: He would modify it.
29:38
SPEAKER_00: He would he'd dump some mineral oil on it.
29:40
SPEAKER_00: He'd he'd have it be a liquid cooled PC.
29:42
SPEAKER_00: He'd put tank treads on that thing with duct tape.
29:45
SPEAKER_00: Real quick, just for those that don't know what red green who red green is, do you want to tell them?
29:51
SPEAKER_01: Red Green is a Canadian icon comedian who had the uh red green show running for uh like uh 13 years, I think.
30:04
SPEAKER_01: Long, long time.
30:05
SPEAKER_01: And it was it was the setting was a a lodge, and the idea was these guys were like men and handymen, but they were kind of idiots.
30:17
SPEAKER_01: And there were segments where he would try to make things or handyman things and all that, but his most used tool was duct tape.
30:27
SPEAKER_01: So it'd mostly be duct taping things together.
30:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
30:31
SPEAKER_01: Which uh that seems like a good idea.
30:33
SPEAKER_01: But his honest catchphrase was if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
30:39
SPEAKER_00: I think I'm gonna live by that one.
30:40
SPEAKER_00: I've gotta get real handy.
30:42
SPEAKER_00: There we go.
30:43
SPEAKER_00: That's my that's my way out.
30:45
SPEAKER_00: But doing all this look maxing stuff.
30:47
SPEAKER_00: I I've been hitting my face with a hammer.
30:50
SPEAKER_00: Um uh how's that going for you?
30:52
SPEAKER_00: Injecting horse semen into my veins.
30:56
SPEAKER_00: Why?
30:57
SPEAKER_00: Because a 19-year-old told me it was a good idea.
30:59
SPEAKER_01: Man, that look maxing stuff is like who who who is it that actually like thinks that's attractive?
31:06
SPEAKER_01: Like, is it attractive?
31:08
SPEAKER_01: Do the do what do women actually find that attractive?
31:11
SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't think so.
31:13
SPEAKER_00: I write in women.
31:22
SPEAKER_00: It's just a bunch of dudes in the audience just being real excited about seeing a absolutely shredded to the gills man in a tiny bathing suit.
31:31
SPEAKER_00: Right?
31:32
SPEAKER_00: That's all.
31:33
SPEAKER_00: And that's what the with the looks maxing is just that, but for kids who a year ago had to ask permission from a teacher to use the bathroom.
31:41
SPEAKER_00: I think bodybuilding is for the slightly older, and then we've got the younger the look maxers.
31:45
SPEAKER_01: Well, all right then.
31:46
SPEAKER_01: I can we I'm already old, so I don't have to worry about that shit.
31:50
SPEAKER_00: Can we get one of the look maxers on here?
31:52
SPEAKER_00: Do we know any?
31:53
SPEAKER_00: I don't know any.
31:54
SPEAKER_00: Are they worth talking to?
31:56
SPEAKER_00: I for the bit.
31:57
SPEAKER_00: Just like you know, I've wanted to get a grifter on here for a long time so that I could roast.
32:02
SPEAKER_01: I feel like a grifter would be interesting to talk to you.
32:04
SPEAKER_01: I feel like a looks maxer is like you've had a grifter on here.
32:07
SPEAKER_01: I won't say names, but you've had one.
32:09
SPEAKER_01: He's the only grifter that's willing to come on.
32:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
32:12
SPEAKER_00: I use you, I use grifter because you use grifter.
32:14
SPEAKER_00: I know you you you you have the the truce.
32:17
SPEAKER_00: I don't.
32:18
SPEAKER_00: Um yeah.
32:21
SPEAKER_00: I well when we say grifter, we're we're talking about people who are pretty loudly anti-science, uh, in whether it be in favor of just their own strange beliefs or usually a business that profits from people believing lies.
32:38
SPEAKER_00: Uh there's a lot of it online.
32:40
SPEAKER_00: Fear opens wallets, and if you can make people afraid, you can make a really good living for yourself.
32:45
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
32:46
SPEAKER_00: And it's frustrating.
32:48
SPEAKER_00: Fear sells.
32:49
SPEAKER_00: Um, you know who doesn't deal in fear?
32:52
SPEAKER_00: Who I think we should probably get on here.
32:54
SPEAKER_00: Pippin doesn't deal in fear.
32:56
SPEAKER_00: He's actually he's he's deals in cuteness.
32:59
SPEAKER_00: He's been cyberbullying me.
33:01
SPEAKER_00: I've been getting a lot of DMs from him.
33:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's been telling me that he if I don't send him treats, he's gonna expose me.
33:07
SPEAKER_01: Well, you should probably send him treats then.
33:09
SPEAKER_00: I probably should.
33:10
SPEAKER_00: You know, the the ransom isn't that high.
33:13
SPEAKER_00: It's maybe about five dollars, an extra 20 in shipping.
33:16
SPEAKER_01: I mean, like he really likes he really likes these uh these squeezable ones, you know, it's like 10 bucks for box, 20 of them.
33:24
SPEAKER_01: How big are the treats?
33:25
SPEAKER_01: It's 20 of them.
33:26
SPEAKER_01: Uh they are about average size.
33:30
SPEAKER_01: What is what is average size?
33:32
SPEAKER_01: You know, average size.
33:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, about like like Yeah, you know, it's about that that big.
33:40
SPEAKER_02: Like like right like right there, right?
33:42
SPEAKER_02: Like that's average.
33:44
SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
33:44
SPEAKER_02: Let me let me just um we just uh okay, so so like size is proportionate.
33:50
SPEAKER_00: We're saying like this is about average, right?
33:53
SPEAKER_00: On my tape measure here.
33:55
SPEAKER_00: Let's lock that in.
33:56
SPEAKER_00: Hold on, hold on.
33:57
SPEAKER_00: I I know how to know for sure whether or not this is average.
34:01
SPEAKER_01: Don't go to YouTube.
34:02
SPEAKER_01: This is the first time I'm gonna tell people don't go to YouTube.
34:05
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, go to YouTube.
34:07
SPEAKER_01: Keep keep talking, keep talking.
34:08
SPEAKER_01: I'll be right back.
34:09
SPEAKER_01: Rob is leaving.
34:11
SPEAKER_00: This might be the end of the inmoderation podcast.
34:15
SPEAKER_00: I remember three years ago, more than three years ago, you guys started in August of 2023, and we were following each other on social media, but uh just like the uh the Seglers, we uh we would recognize each other in a crowd, but we we didn't really know each other yet.
34:29
SPEAKER_01: And I remember you guys coming together that I I really like your cute little measuring tape.
34:34
SPEAKER_00: Little, no, this is it, it's it's works perfectly.
34:38
SPEAKER_00: It's not about how big it is, it's about what you do with it.
34:42
SPEAKER_00: Okay, listen here.
34:43
SPEAKER_00: Just because yours stands up straighter than mine doesn't mean it's any also yours measures in in kilograms, okay?
34:51
SPEAKER_00: Yes, it does.
34:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, mine measures in hectares.
34:54
SPEAKER_00: It's a little bent there.
34:56
SPEAKER_00: Look, it's it's it's ribbed for Red's pleasure.
35:01
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, real quick, just to finish that story.
35:03
SPEAKER_00: Three years ago, I remember you guys launching a podcast and going, How great is it that those two guys have a podcast?
35:09
SPEAKER_00: And then I come on, and the show is much different now.
35:14
SPEAKER_00: Everything has changed.
35:15
SPEAKER_01: Well, here I'll teach I'll teach people something.
35:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh, here we go.
35:19
SPEAKER_01: So on your tape measure, if you have a good one anyway, um, it should tell you how wide the tape measure actually is.
35:29
SPEAKER_01: Right here it says it 3.5 inches.
35:34
SPEAKER_01: So if you are measuring something, you do not need to do the whole bend the tape measure thing when you get to a corner.
35:41
SPEAKER_01: You simply go up to the corner and add the amount of the tape measure.
35:47
SPEAKER_00: He's handsome and handy.
35:49
SPEAKER_00: Double thread.
35:51
SPEAKER_00: Mine's 65 millimeters, which I have been told by Home Depot is acceptable.
35:58
SPEAKER_00: Harbor Freight said the same thing.
35:59
SPEAKER_00: That broke me.
36:01
SPEAKER_00: Uh listen, that's okay.
36:04
SPEAKER_00: I just want to say this right here.
36:07
SPEAKER_00: This is six.
36:08
SPEAKER_00: This is six.
36:09
SPEAKER_00: Okay, everyone's real quick.
36:11
SPEAKER_00: Read it and weep.
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SPEAKER_00: You see that six right there on the top?
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SPEAKER_00: That is six inches.
36:16
SPEAKER_01: That yeah, that yep, that's six inches.
36:18
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
36:18
SPEAKER_01: Yep, yep.
36:19
SPEAKER_01: That's that's how measuring works.
36:21
SPEAKER_00: And so, right there, look, this is one times the size of a normal one.
36:25
SPEAKER_00: This is two times the size of a normal one.
36:28
SPEAKER_01: So over here is exactly how measuring tapes work.
36:31
SPEAKER_00: Can we just can we can we cut this part out?
36:35
SPEAKER_01: I mean, we might have to, it's an entirely visual gag.
36:37
SPEAKER_00: Go to you.
36:38
SPEAKER_00: No, no, hold on.
36:39
SPEAKER_00: This is how we get people over to YouTube.
36:41
SPEAKER_00: That's how we get this to have you have to go to YouTube so you can see us playing with tape measures.
36:47
SPEAKER_00: If only Liam were still alive to see this.
36:50
SPEAKER_00: Right.
36:51
unknown: I think.
36:51
SPEAKER_00: He would have had such a good time.
36:53
unknown: Yeah.
36:55
SPEAKER_00: Rest in peace.
36:56
SPEAKER_01: Rest in peace, Liam.