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Dirty Little Secret: He Robbed An Ice Cream Truck! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is dirty little secret.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we got some money coming up. Giving your
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  Speaker 2: heads up on that. If you want a thousand dollars,
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  Speaker 2: make sure you listen. It's mixed one or two point nine.
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  Speaker 2: Feel at a kid, Candice low Pass producer, who is here?
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  Speaker 2: Where are your confessions? Bring him on? Confess give us
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  Speaker 2: that secret at eight three three seven, eight seven, one
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  Speaker 2: oh two nine.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, good morning, Hey, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll doing this morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're good. You have any confession. I'm excited about what
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  Speaker 1: is going on.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure I'm excited. But I've been carrying us
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  Speaker 3: around him for a long time. Man, And every time
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  Speaker 3: I hear an ice cream truck, I think about.
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  Speaker 1: It an ice cream truck.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, so this is I know it's back when I
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  Speaker 3: was like I was like twelve years old and my
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  Speaker 3: neighbor was working part time driving an ice cream truck
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  Speaker 3: on the weekends. You know, this was like his side hustle, right, So,
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  Speaker 3: but he would always stop at his house and he'd
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  Speaker 3: leave the truck run under in front of the house
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  Speaker 3: and he'd go inside for like, I don't know he
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  Speaker 3: was in there forever. I don't know if he's getting supplies,
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  Speaker 3: checking on his cane or what. But it happened every time.
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  Speaker 3: You'd always pull up and leave the truck there. So
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  Speaker 3: one day I doant know why, but I'm looking at
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  Speaker 3: that empty ice cream truck running and I thought this
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  Speaker 3: is my chance. So I run out. I opened the
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  Speaker 3: side door, I grab a tom Thumb grocery bag, and
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  Speaker 3: I just stuffed it with as much ice cream as
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  Speaker 3: I can do. I mean, this is This's got me
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  Speaker 3: the stupidest plan ever, because like now, like I realized,
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  Speaker 3: I can't just like walk into the house with this
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  Speaker 3: whole grocery bag full.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, what are you gonna do
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  Speaker 1: with it?
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  Speaker 3: Imdiately?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your parents will wonder where it came.
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  Speaker 3: From, right right? All right? So I panic run into
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  Speaker 3: the woods behind our neighborhood and I sat there by myself,
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  Speaker 3: eating ice cream, eating all the ice cream as much
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  Speaker 3: as I could before it was now so honestly, go up, guys.
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  Speaker 3: I ate so much ice cream I thought I was
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  Speaker 3: gonna throw up. My Grandma used to call it circus tummy.
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  Speaker 3: You ever hear that? Oh? Yeahs bad stuff. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so I got the circus stummy real bad. So then
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  Speaker 3: I'm sitting there, I get wrappers around me, kicking fingers.
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  Speaker 3: I got the Circus.
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  Speaker 1: Summys the visual of a kid.
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  Speaker 2: I love this because the visual of a kid sitting
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of the woods just plowing through ice
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  Speaker 2: cream is awesome and every kid's dreams.
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  Speaker 3: It started great. So then then I really turned into
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  Speaker 3: a mobster because I buried little wrappers in the dirt,
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  Speaker 3: and then I washed my hands off in the creek
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  Speaker 3: and I and I started to head home. So then
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  Speaker 3: when I get back to the house, I seen there's
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  Speaker 3: cop cars outside the neighbors. Oh god, all the neighbors.
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  Speaker 3: All the neighbors are standing around there talking about how
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  Speaker 3: somebody robbed the ice cream dry. Oh yeah, but listen,
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  Speaker 3: it gets worse. There was this kid. This is where
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  Speaker 3: I really feel guilty. There was a kid in the
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  Speaker 3: neighbor good named Lance right, and he was always in trouble,
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  Speaker 3: like big time delinquent. Yeah, And sure enough, everybody just
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  Speaker 3: assumed that he was the one who did it. They
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  Speaker 3: were talking about him like the case has already solved.
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  Speaker 3: And I never said a word. No, never said a word.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, I never I never pressed up for anything.
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  Speaker 3: And I look, I know, like my neighbor didn't lose
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  Speaker 3: like hundreds of dollars or anything. But I'm twelve years old.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I pulled out the biggest heights in history,
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  Speaker 3: really binging bomb bomps and drumsticks in the woods.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you just get sick in the woods. That
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  Speaker 2: is hysterical. So this is something you never to pour
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  Speaker 2: Lances take in the fall.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I feel bad about that.
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  Speaker 1: Why is every Lance, by the way a hood rat? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Every Lance I've ever met is up to no good. Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 3: Lot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're always shady. So well, so you never told
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  Speaker 2: anybody still to this day, they never told your parents
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  Speaker 2: or anybody this.
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  Speaker 3: No, never told any of you. Guys are the people
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  Speaker 3: that I'm telling. I hoping it would make me feel better,
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  Speaker 3: But now it makes me wonder to where Lance is.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if he died in or what.
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  Speaker 2: He's definitely in jail. He's definitely in jail. This probably
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  Speaker 2: took him off the edge. He's like, if I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: get blamed for stuff, I might as well just do
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  Speaker 2: it anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Good for you, sir, well, thank you. You confessed.
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  Speaker 2: You should feel better now and I can't believe you
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  Speaker 2: robbed the ice cream trucks.
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  Speaker 3: Thank your so much.
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  Speaker 1: A thousand dollars it makes on