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What The Dino Saw: Villeneuve to Direct Bond, F1 Movie & Jurassic World · Multiple Nerdgasm

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We're recording. I have my washing out of the
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dryer. It's up there now.
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It's now in a pile on the floor. Welcome to Multiple Nerdgasm
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with your hosts Matt, Luke, and Dan.
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Multiple Nerdgasm, Your guide to all things nerdy.
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Still, yeah, in a pile in the basket, still wet as it means I
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have to re wash it and re dry it tomorrow because who believes to
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dry it on low, correct? That guys has settings other
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than Yeah put this on until it. Dries mine, just mine mine.
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We were, we our house came with some which probably did have a
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low setting actually because it was older, but we got new ones
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and it just I put stuff in and it goes, what is that?
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And I say, Oh, that's, that's just clothes.
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And it goes all right, I got it. What else?
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What is it expecting other than clothes?
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Oh, like the? That's a possum, a wet.
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Possum like towels or you know, the the bedding or whatever,
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right, right. The ones that used to have.
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Real hard on. Yeah, the one I used to have,
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there was a just a cupboard button.
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So you just put the clothes in, you hit cupboard and it would
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work out what's in there and then dry it so you can just put
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it directly into the cupboard. OK, I, I, you know what, at
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first I was like, is he saying cupboard?
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No, he can't be saying cupboard. He must be saying cupboard.
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And then it wouldn't. Understand.
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What does it do? It just worked out what it is
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and then makes it dry enough that when it stops can go
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straight in the cupboard. Right.
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Yeah, OK. It doesn't sort them though.
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No, it folds them. That's.
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A drain? Yeah, I'll tell you what doesn't
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really you if you used. I know you probably have both of
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you use those stupid washer dryer fucking combos in Europe.
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Yeah, fucking I hate. That why are people living like
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that? Why are people living like that?
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Remember, we're we're. Free in every three days.
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We were trying to just wash and dry our clothes.
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It wasn't even like we had a lot of clothes in there.
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I just. Nothing it.
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Doesn't. Wash properly or dry properly.
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No, because, and then we used one in Scotland when we were
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there and it was in like a, we had like a Airbnb thing and we
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had plenty of time. So I was just like, yeah, just
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let it dry everything. And everything came out like
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fucking crumpled up piece of paper.
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Like, like, I've got pants that have just not been the same.
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They have permanent increases all through.
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Yeah. Like why are people living like
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that? Yeah, they're in Singapore.
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When when you. Know what else people in
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Australia if if you still do this, people certainly used to
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do this, was paying clothes outside.
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Yeah, nobody's here. Nobody does that here.
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Nobody does that. Everybody uses the dryer for for
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always and then forever. I don't have anywhere to hang
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clothes. You've all got dries, but none
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of you have kettles. You're the odd one out for.
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Having. That's right.
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Now, when you told me that, it blew my mind.
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And I asked the Americans at my work, do you guys have kettles?
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And they're like, no, we don't. And I'm like, what happens if
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you want to boil water and one of them goes, oh, I don't know,
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put a cup in the microwave? I'm like, fucking what?
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Really. Yeah, that is the answer.
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But what do you do? That's right, you've got the
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coffee. Drip coffee machines if you
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want. Yeah, I guess they don't make
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tea and they don't do coffee the same.
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Way, Yeah, yeah. So instant coffee like a Mecona
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or a Nest Cafe Blend 43 where you spoon granules in boiling
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water. That doesn't exist in America.
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You can, you can get it, but people don't drink that very
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often. In fact, I saw a thing the other
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day, people Starbucks do make little tubes of it for like
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travel and stuff. So it's around.
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And I was like, oh, that's what we all used to drink.
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They're like, but how do I get the water hot enough?
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Yeah, well, they're travelling. It's probably kettles in these
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exotic places like Australia. Yeah, yeah.
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You can see like Kettle from here.
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It's also instant coffee there too, but they don't know that.
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Yes, they also have. Everybody here has toaster
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ovens. We don't have one because I'm.
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I just can't see the need. For it like everybody has one
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story grill that sits on your countertop is that.
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Correct. What you mean?
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Yeah, OK. It's like you've got an oven and
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you've got, oh, I guess they don't have toasters.
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We have a toaster. A slot toaster.
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What? Because that's what.
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I don't have toasters either. What they have they, OK, they
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have toaster ovens. They have those big things.
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If they want toast, yeah, you get the big toaster thing that
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you pull the thing down and they'll put it in and they'll do
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it that way. Like a sandwich press thing.
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No, it's more like a. More like a like a hotel buffet.
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You know when you use the oven, it's got what they call the top
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section. We call it a broiler here, but
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it's not called that in Australia.
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What the fuck is that called? The grill?
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Yeah. Right.
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Yeah, yeah. So it's.
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Just like a just the grill. Desktop, one of the countertop
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version of that, yeah, everybody has those.
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And the one at work is also an air fryer.
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And I was like, well, that's, that's useful.
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Yeah, OK. Have you ever could get a piece
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of weed? That's what I.
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I've air fried a grilled cheese and it works pretty well.
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Amazing. Which is basically 2 pieces of
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toast with cheese in the middle. So.
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All right, now I did what I said I was going to do last week, and
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I went to the movies I saw two weeks later.
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Oh, and. I enjoyed it and the good thing
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is it's not like it's you had to have remembered seeing the 1st 2
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movies or anything because I I cannot remember them.
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I saw them. Well, the first one is pretty
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well, but the second one I think I'd have.
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I'd struggle remembering the details.
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Yeah, I. Don't all all of this you need
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to remember is zombies in UK and now they've just quarantined UK.
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No one goes in, no one goes out. That's just it and no as.
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It should be. Are they zombies in this or are
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they there? Are zombies in this?
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No but like because they weren't zombies technically, they were
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just infected grumpy people. They are zombies now.
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Yeah, well, yeah, it's all the same as they would be infected,
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yeah. OK I wasn't sure if they pivoted
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and they just were calling them zombies now.
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I think they say the they say the Z word.
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I can't remember if they say the Z word the others at all.
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In the first one, they definitely don't.
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Yeah. I think no.
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I think they just say infected. Yeah.
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That's what they. Say.
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Yeah, All right. Cool.
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But it's it's, but it's about like a a small settlement that's
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sort of been able to isolate themselves just off the shore.
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So like when the tides, when the tide goes out, there's like a
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little walkway when the tide's in, they no one can get in
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across. So to manage to isolate, that's
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about the story of like the dad taking his son out for his first
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time to go out across into the mainland to try.
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And yeah, it was actually to go out and get his first kill.
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Like Great Western Hwy., that's where the zombies hang out in
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the evening. Take your peek mate.
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But little spoilers. I have to talk about the ending.
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There's no way I can get around without talking about the
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ending. Ending ends quite well.
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Like the movie's sort of got this serious tone throughout the
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entire thing. That's great.
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Stuff happens, kids going to go off and find himself type of
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thing, and all good. All good.
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And then as he's walking along, some old guys in like bright
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jumpsuits jump out and start judo chopping and fighting the
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zombies that are around him and doing flips and backflips.
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And just really different tone of the entire movie and what it
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felt like. It was like a post credits scene
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to throw away something at the end.
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But no, this is actually the end of the movie, and it's because.
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Danny Boyle. It's it Is Danny Boyle still?
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Yeah, already. Announced the sequel.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've they're making three.
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And I think I think the sequel is going to be very different
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tone with how this 1 ended. Interesting.
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Like, OK, So what is interesting about this is that number 2 was
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not Danny Boyle. Right.
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Somebody else did that, but he's back to do #3 huh?
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Yeah. 4. And five.
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Right. OK.
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But yeah, no, it's yeah, just these sort of old people just
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like in nice matching different color, they're matching
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jumpsuits, but different colors and just doing.
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Some squid games. Yeah, it was.
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It was comical. Yeah, that's odd.
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That's really odd. And then I went online and
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everyone sort of saying the same thing like.
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Yeah, I've seen people's I. Mean the number 4, like fucking
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28 centuries later or whatever it's going to be, it's going to
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be. Well, they already have a name
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for it. It's 28 years later, the Bone
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Temple. Oh.
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So it's staying same time period I guess.
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So it might have done that thing where they filmed them
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back-to-back. I'm guessing I.
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Think it's a type. I think it's the Boner Temple.
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And that's where you fucker zombie.
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That's the right. That's they call the brothel the
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Boner Temple. No, but you put it in their
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fucking head. You know when the temple?
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Yeah, that's going to be put in there this week.
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Salute and a zombie in the head. If I was going to fuck a zombie
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to death, how would I do it? You'd have to fuck it in the
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brain. You have to, it's the only way.
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Yeah, I mean, I'd want to finish in it's brain, sure.
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But though I recommend going to see it and yeah, or just seeing
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it I. Definitely.
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Well, I don't know if I'll go and see it, but I.
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Do yeah, I don't think I can swing that.
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But when? Because that's by law,
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definitely. There is a movie that I want to
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go see at the movies just because it's a spectacle movie.
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I'm sure we're going to talk about it because we've got some
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news related. We do that now.
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We can do it. Later.
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We do that now because I, I think I know what movie you're
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talking about and I nearly was bored enough to go and see it
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today. Yeah.
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Really. Well, I'm talking about the F1
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movie. I want to watch this too.
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I I don't know how. See it in the movies.
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I, I know I'm going to want to watch Superman and I don't know
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how many of these trips I'm going to I'm going to get this
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year. Yeah.
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The F1, I sort of did saw it. I looked at it went he's just
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he's far too old to be in Formula One driver.
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Like, yeah, decades. Too old, that'll be.
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That's the point. Yeah, but it's to.
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Entice people like us who are also too old to go see it.
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Because maybe. If it maybe if it was Timothy
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Chalamet doing it, I'd be like, you're not interested I.
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Don't. I'm sure he.
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Would do it. He's too up.
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He'd never make the weight class.
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He's weighs too much. Yeah, you're.
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Going to be like 55 kilos or something.
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His muscle mass is way more than that.
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Just unrealistic. But why would you want to go
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sue? Well, I've heard that it's much
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like Maverick. It's a very kind of 80s style
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movie that has a plot that you could basically ignore so that
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you can focus your attention on the cars that are exploding
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around you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And that's that's what I want sometimes.
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OK. Yeah, sometimes you need that.
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And and from what I've heard, the racing scenes are like it
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is. It is the racing movie now if
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you want to see that shit. Yeah, it's drive to survive the
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movie. Like, yeah, as far as like in
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car action, like making it feel like you're in a Formula One
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car, it is so far the it's the number one now, from from what
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I've heard, anyway. Yeah, plot, plot, garbage action
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sequences. If you like fast cars, you
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should probably see this in a theatre is what I heard.
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I think if, if, if you do a movie like this, well, this is
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the best kind of movie. You know what I mean?
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Like, just not every movie has to have a plot that really
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stumps you and you know. Yes.
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Like I know I'm not going to come home and go.
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Maybe I could be a Formula One? Yeah, but what I love is that
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we're like, it's Brad Pitt, so it's relatable.
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It's a guy just like us. Yeah, yeah.
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You know Guy who's married to Angelina Jolie?
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Like, like us. Yeah.
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Aren't they divorced? Yeah, good point, Good point.
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I think he got drunk and punched one of their children and she
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threw him out. I think that's what.
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Happened, yeah. Is that just your theory?
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I don't No, no, no, no. I don't want to make light of
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it, but I think that's what happened.
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I. Think Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh. How are we supporting someone
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that punches children? I'm not supporting that.
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His own child and like I think. I don't think they are his own
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child. I think he they borrowed them
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from other people. That's the not that that makes
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it any better or worse. Like you just don't do it.
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Hang on. I'm going to get a movie next
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week though. And Angelina divorced yet?
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Question Mark, somebody's like, are they divorced yet?
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Yeah, come on. They are divorced eight years.
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They signed off on December 30th last year.
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How do you split up the children because didn't they have like 30
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of them? Yeah, I'm assuming I have a.
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If what Dan is saying is true, I'm assuming she's got them.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because it just felt like
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every time they went on Hold Me, they'd come back with another
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one. But.
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You can't do a custody battle and go, I didn't punch this one.
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Surely this one? Can live with me.
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So just like he's got a Third Point, he's dismissed next.
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It's the same case, Your Honour, it's just another child.
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There's a lot of kids here to go.
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Through Oh, I'm going to get a movie again this week and I'm
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going to go see the new Jurassic World, which I have a feeling is
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nothing. Awful.
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It looks like they had an idea for an Alien movie or part of
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the movie and then just swapped it out for dinosaurs.
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It literally looks like that. This one looks better than the
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last couple, but I found them so awful that I just.
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I'm not giving this any of. This one, I can't like watch the
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trailer. It's like, you're exactly right,
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Luke. It's got the the even the
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trailer, the vibe of it is like an it's literally it's an Alien
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movie. Yeah.
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And I just can't. I mean, if I just heard you so
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describing this. Oh, it's a fucking it's like
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Alien but with dinosaurs. Oh yeah, it sounds fucking
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great. Yeah, I mean, maybe.
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I don't. Yeah.
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I just really, I just got the feeling that when I saw the
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trailer, it just like when you just see the jungle and the guns
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of the like. This, this was designed for
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something else. Someone, it's a producer should
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go. We need another dinosaur.
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We need another Jurassic World. Put that on and away we go.
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Because I think the premise of this is they're going to an
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island, and the island is where all the reject dinosaurs went,
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and they're all mutants and freaks.
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Why didn't they just kill them? I thought, well maybe I'm wrong,
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but I think that's the premise the.
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First Jurassic Park movie made sense because there was a very
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clear motivation for bringing dinosaurs back from the dead.
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The second one made sense too because some still fucking
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dinosaurs there. We need to deal with this.
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Beyond that, I don't see why we're still making dinosaurs.
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I still can't get over with Jurassic World how they went,
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Oh, people are bored with dinosaurs, now we have to go
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create a different one. Yeah, 'cause people are bored
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with the ones we're showing that.
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We currently do have with real animals.
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Like I have a chance to ride ride a triceratops.
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I don't need another weed 1 I don't know anything about.
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Just give me that. I've ridden a.
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Triceratops thumbnail. What else do you know that's not
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going to be the? Thumbnail Luke on a Triceratops.
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Yeah, yeah, I know the exact. Don't ask chat DPT to deal with
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the purple triceratops. It knows what you're up to.
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I got in trouble for that. But there's been news this week,
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I think started by speculation because the F1 premiere, Tom
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Cruise showed up, yes. And and I was reminded that they
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had worked together. He's a Formula One fan.
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I've. Seen him, of course.
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Yeah, he's in the Mercedes garage a lot and he's good
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friends with Lewis Hamilton. Makes sense.
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But he was, he was Hamilton. He was very there.
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By the way, have you? Have you?
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Oh, sure he does. Yeah, he loves it.
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What? What did he say?
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I I. Just he he just said it was the
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the most accurate movie ever made about.
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Yeah, right. Being a.
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Formula One driver. I mean, he did produce it so.
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Yeah, and which? One which is the other one, I
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suppose, yeah. But he so Tom Cruise is there
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and somebody, I guess they started asking him, oh, you did
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a racing movie a long time ago. And he's like, yeah, it did.
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And then? I fucking love Days of Thunder
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and that holds up. So then people started asking I,
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I guess this kind of seems to have happened organically, you
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know, oh, what about a crossover between Days of Thunder and F1?
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And then they were like, yeah, actually maybe because So what?
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And then they they apparently, allegedly they have been
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discussing the fact that Brad Pitt's character and Tom
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Cruise's character from Days of Thunder would probably be
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friends of could be some persuasion.
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In in you could write them into the same movie.
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And so they are, I mean. Days of Thunder is about NASCAR.
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Of course, but they're still. You could have the.
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Yeah, I mean, you could have that.
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Brad Pitt is no longer allowed in the.
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Formula One, Formula One. So he's got a slumber back in
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we've. Just noticed how old you are
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and. Yeah, yeah, because there's no
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way it could go the other way round.
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Where? Tom Cruise, NASCAR to Formula
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One. No, not way too often.
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The Movie. Under the Formula One.
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Tom Cruise will demand their whole production so that he can
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learn to drive an F1 car. Yes, actually, he already knows.
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He definitely does. He's I've seen him do it.
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Yeah. Yeah, good point.
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Days of Thunder is a terrific movie and.
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We watch that. Dare you to watch it?
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It's. Tony Scott, right, You want?
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To watch NASCAR, it is Yes, it is Tony Scott and Robert Duvall
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plays his like mentor who like builds his builds his car, but
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yeah, it's. A great movie.
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There's one part in the movie I don't get is how the rivalry
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becomes a friendship because they're just rivals and then all
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of a sudden we're now friends after you get out of the
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hospital. Well.
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I mean, yeah, OK. But the same thing happened with
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Niki Lauder and. I was going to say Russia is a
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good movie. Russia is a good movie.
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You don't have to keep movies apart, just enjoy them.
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Ron Howard Ron Howard did rush right.
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Yes, have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie?
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Let me just. I feel like I have but I don't
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remember. I know I saw his name attached
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to something. Hold on, let me, let me, let me
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just let me just this is 11 specific thing about it that
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that I thought was no crisis. So many fucking he's he's next
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movie and I'm I'm going to speculate because I've Oh no,
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where did I see it? I think I saw it on Keith
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Tyrant. Jim Henson Eden, 13, lies I'm
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not going to. Know the name of it?
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I'm just going to know the cast because basically he's doing a
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movie that's got Sidney Sweeney, Margaret, Wally and just fucking
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every hot chick that's popular right now.
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He's just putting them in a movie together.
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Anna Damas. Sydney Sweeney.
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Vanessa Kirby. Yeah, Vanessa Kirby.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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All right. Yeah.
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He's like, you know what I'm going to do now?
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Yeah. I've got a list here.
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All these cast for your movie. Yeah, yeah.
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His wife found out on his desk and now he's like fuck, we've
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got to make a movie with these people in it to explain this.
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Have you seen that Bryce Dallas Howard came out and said they
20:10
had to airbrush her butt out of a poster for whatever movie she
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was in most recently? And I'm like, that is a crime
20:15
against humanity. Why would they have to do that?
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Well. It just didn't fit on the poster
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I guess. Oh, Bryce Dallas Howard.
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I watched a Tom Cruise movie this week.
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Oh yeah. Oh yes.
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Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning, because I had seen
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that and I didn't really like it.
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Yeah, that was the previous one. Yeah, no, I agree.
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I mean, I thought it was fine but.
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It was absolutely fine, but the other ones are fucking great.
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I feel like out of all of them, even more so than the the most
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recent one is is less of this but that one Dead reckoning Part
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1 is the most sticky taped plot to just Tom Cruise driving a
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bike off a mountain because it doesn't even makes makes no
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sense that even does that in the.
21:13
Movie it is 100% Tom Cruise's fault and I I I love Tom Cruise,
21:18
but any movie he's allowed to make too many decisions behind
21:21
the scenes turns into this. It's like the second Jack
21:25
Reacher movie that he did like the first one was terrific.
21:29
The second one, which I think is also directed by this guy who's
21:34
just Tom Cruise's mouthpiece. Now you know, he just gets him
21:38
to direct the the Mission Impossibles and just tells him
21:40
what he wants to be. In there.
21:42
Macquarie, Christopher. Macquarie.
21:44
Yeah, well. Because of Tom Cruise, we're not
21:46
getting all those monster movies because of what he did with The
21:49
Mummy, no. That's.
21:51
I didn't think that was all that bad.
21:54
No, it wasn't. Funnier than I remembered or
21:57
thought it was going to be. But but yeah, I didn't like this
22:00
and I was. I was actively not liking it
22:02
while I was watching it. It was cheesy and camp in ways
22:06
that the others weren't. Sure.
22:09
It's more similar, I suppose to the second one, which impossible
22:13
2, than it is to any of the other better ones.
22:17
Yeah. It still looks good and there's
22:19
great stunts and the performances are all fine, but.
22:23
But I feel like, like I just really, you look at Fallout,
22:26
which I thought was really, really good, and then the the
22:29
stunts and stuff fit like it's part of like the, IT makes sense
22:33
that they're doing these things like as a helicopter chase
22:35
because it makes sense. Or even something like Ghost
22:38
Protocol, which is a fucking ridiculous movie with a
22:43
ridiculous plot so over the top, but they just play it for truth
22:48
and it works. You know, this one was like, OK,
22:51
come on, whatever. But like, you're not even really
22:54
explaining what this is that I why I should care about any of
22:57
it. It's like I actually stopped the
23:00
movie about 30 minutes in and went and watched a recap of the
23:03
last one because I'm like, they must have explained.
23:06
No, the AI I think. This what this is and all that.
23:08
This just. Comes out of nowhere.
23:10
Yeah, but you know it, like, in a really unsatisfying way.
23:13
Yeah, like the poor rabbit sport.
23:15
OK, you didn't tell me what that is.
23:17
But you also don't act like I'm supposed to know.
23:19
You act like it's a mystery, This one.
23:21
You're acting like I should already know all this back
23:23
story. Yeah, you'll watch the next one
23:27
at some point, I assume. I will, you can support it, I
23:30
don't give a shit, I'm not enjoying this.
23:33
Sorry, it's an idiot matter. I need the evicted Bryce Howard.
23:36
Yeah, go on. So I was looking up to see the
23:38
quote and everything, but then I've got Google saying.
23:41
I've got Google asking. Like people also ask, is Bryce
23:45
Howard a Nippo baby? How did Bryce Howard get so big?
23:50
And then it goes. On he's in famous What size is
23:51
in bum? I don't know if you click on it
23:53
and then what size of Bryce Dallas's breasts right is Price
23:57
tells Howard and Natural Ginger. Yes.
24:02
Have you? Yeah.
24:03
You seen a day both babies. Beautiful.
24:07
Yeah, ginger breasts. But yeah, I just my God, people,
24:13
people flavours so much that Google is going.
24:17
You must be wanting to know this.
24:18
Just just here it is before you can ask Luke.
24:20
Did you find the poster that her bum was head brushed out of?
24:23
I haven't quite found it, but I can sort of seen the exact, I
24:28
think I'm saying comparisons and yes, yeah, like it's there's a
24:33
really good comparison one where she's in promoting blue dress
24:37
just as a thing. And then there's a white dress
24:39
where you can see and there's definitely some Photoshop
24:41
happening and they have reduced it.
24:45
It's the opposite of Kardashians.
24:48
Kate Beckinsale on the On the Underworld, where they
24:52
superimposed breasts in. I didn't know this.
24:58
OK, so this articles about Bryce Dallas Howard's butt, it was in
25:03
the poster for Jurassic World. She was in the first one.
25:06
And and I like, I like Bryce Dallas Howard.
25:08
I think she's very pretty. And you know, I'm a fan, but I
25:14
have noticed. Do we all just agree on
25:16
somebody? Maybe.
25:18
Jesus Christ. Also, you get to be Ron Howard's
25:21
son-in-law. Yeah.
25:25
But she was in that Black Mirror episode.
25:31
Oh yeah, Yep. And she was big in that.
25:34
Yeah. And I, and I was, I was
25:36
surprised by that. And I had wondered whether, you
25:40
know, what, what happened there. Like, because, yeah.
25:43
Because she in, in Jurassic World, for example, she's very
25:46
not big. She's looks like a, a, a
25:50
beautiful film actress woman who has a physique like a film
25:54
actress woman. You know, You know what I'm
25:56
trying to say. Yeah.
25:56
Matt's tripping over tripping over political correctness.
26:00
Exactly. She looks like a movie star.
26:02
Yes, and in the Black Mirror episode she does not.
26:04
She and it looks like this article intentionally gained 30
26:08
lbs for it because the character was the storyline included body
26:14
shaming. So she put on 30 lbs for it and
26:16
was like oh that explains. It.
26:18
Yeah, actually. Because I was surprised by it
26:20
when I watched. It gained about 30 lbs as well.
26:24
Just in case, I was asked to do a roll about a a a gentleman
26:28
with a bit with a beer belly. Yeah, and that just explains
26:31
something that I've always wondered about, which is why is
26:33
she why? Why was she so big?
26:35
In that Oh that's interesting, I just assumed she.
26:37
Did it on purpose if. She doesn't go to the gym every
26:39
day. Correct.
26:40
Yeah, yeah, She just isn't fussed about it most of the
26:44
time. I mean, I yeah, that's right.
26:45
Yeah. I mean, I assume most famous and
26:47
rich people wouldn't look that good if they didn't have the
26:50
money and motivation to get in there.
26:53
But yeah, she she just did exactly the same thing like that
26:56
other actors do like. Yep.
27:00
What's his name? X-Men.
27:02
Wolverine. He's jacking on Jacking on.
27:06
Christian Bale, man. Christian getting it off.
27:08
Have you seen Christian Bale for the for the John Madden movie?
27:12
Fucking hell, it's fucking hilarious.
27:14
It's so funny. And I only know John Madden from
27:18
the games. Like I do not know him in real
27:20
life, I just know him from yeah. And that's all we've ever known
27:24
him for because we didn't grow up watching American football
27:27
team. We only know that that sport
27:30
really from the John Madden games.
27:32
Yeah, yeah. I mean even people like Tony
27:37
Hawk I mostly know from the games.
27:39
I'm like I'm aware he's a pro skateboarder but I've not
27:41
watched him skateboard. I've fucking played his game
27:44
though. I still love you see him posting
27:46
every now and again about the amount of people who come up go,
27:48
oh, you look like that guy. And he's, yeah, he just keeps
27:51
getting people thinking that he's him.
27:55
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what, What's the only
28:00
the only better skateboarding game than the Tony Hawks?
28:02
Because I, I think as, as skateboarding games, those,
28:04
those are the pinnacle, but the better one was the Metal Gear
28:10
Solid where you could, where you could just skate around on that
28:14
battleship as Solid Snake if you wanted to.
28:18
There was just like an option where you could just do that
28:21
instead of playing. Through the game.
28:22
Could not get into that game. Fantastic.
28:25
Oh really? I love that game.
28:28
Just couldn't. I mean, I haven't played for
28:29
years. They do They still make them?
28:31
Maybe they. Yeah, I.
28:32
Don't know. Well, they're doing a lot of
28:33
remakes recently. I was gonna say Death Training 2
28:36
just came out, so he's free now. He's yeah, yeah, did.
28:39
It just come out or is it coming out?
28:41
It's it's, I think that's coming out right.
28:43
Yeah, Yeah, I'm pretty. Impressed people are pretty
28:46
impressed. I want to say just before we
28:49
move on from Mission Impossible, did you note as well there?
28:51
Because there's my main take. My main memory of that
28:54
particular film is that, yes, the big stunt in it was the one
28:57
where he rides the bike off the Cliff.
28:59
And I felt like there's two things about that.
29:00
One, I felt like that wasn't justified as in in the plot.
29:04
It was. It was ridiculous.
29:06
Absolutely. The, the justification for him
29:08
having to do that. And then second of all, I know
29:12
that he did that in real life. He rode the bike of the Cliff
29:15
and all that and they filmed it. That's very interesting.
29:18
I like it when movies do that. But it was immediately,
29:21
immediately followed by he jumps off the Cliff on a bike, pulled
29:25
the parachute and then does something that is completely
29:29
implausible and obviously not really filmed, which is, you
29:34
know what I mean, right? It's there's the, what's her
29:37
name, Agent Carter. I think somebody on the train is
29:39
being held hostage inside the train by the a villain, and
29:44
after he does the big bike jump and comes down the parachute, he
29:47
smashes through the side of the train and kicks the bad guy.
29:51
And it's completely implausible. And I was like, why did you just
29:55
not CGI the whole thing then? Because you've just ruined this
30:00
amazing stunt by bookending it with nonsense.
30:03
Like I don't understand, maybe it's just me.
30:09
No, I don't understand either. Like if you're going to do a big
30:13
practical stunt like that, keep it practice.
30:15
Just make the the big practical stunt complete in in a way.
30:19
And like you see GI elsewhere in the film.
30:20
I don't care. It's just it feels like weird to
30:23
to end it with something so obviously unrealistic.
30:27
Yeah. Well, let's just do what George
30:29
Miller does and like, do a real stuff and then just put some
30:32
extra CGI fucking explosions and stuff so it just looks extra
30:35
cool, but you know, you really filmed something.
30:38
Yes. Yeah.
30:40
I just felt like, yeah, like the jump and everything was cool,
30:43
but then you're kicking through the train.
30:45
I was like, oh, you ruined it. Like, why'd you put that in
30:47
there? What would happen is he'd hit
30:50
the train and then just get scraped along the side as the
30:53
train kept going. What would happen is he wouldn't
30:55
be able to see that that was even happening because they were
30:58
in a fucking. Train from where he started
31:01
riding the bike. From.
31:03
Like aimed from. Pretty far away it goes.
31:08
It's just utterly ridiculous, like.
31:14
And you might watch him one day. I still like them.
31:18
Watch Fallout. I did like I got hooked into the
31:21
nostalgia of what, you know, they do.
31:24
They do this on purpose in the last one, reminding you you've
31:27
been watching these for fucking 20 years or whatever, and now
31:31
you're in the mood, you're in the theatre again and you're
31:33
watching the last one. The last one.
31:35
Yeah, they, they even like in the movie, it does that.
31:39
It's like, remember this? Well, he's there 60.
31:45
Yeah, true. There's bits I liked.
31:49
There's definitely bits I liked. I liked that scene where he
31:54
weaseled his way into that fucking government board meeting
31:59
with that Oh yeah, he bastard who always fucks him over.
32:03
And then and then when he's like, how are you going to get
32:06
out of here? And he just got a mask of him
32:09
and looks like oh. Yeah, yeah, that comes up again
32:14
in the next one. They talk about it because of
32:17
the president's like he's asking them to give him like a battle,
32:20
a battleship, an aircraft carrier that he can use.
32:23
And then the security, like, I think it's.
32:25
So what's his name? Nick Offerman plays like this
32:28
military guy and he's looking through this list and he's
32:29
going, you did this. You infiltrated a government
32:34
meet and you left disguised as him.
32:36
And then and then they're all like, yeah, he did do that.
32:39
Yeah. That's pretty.
32:48
Speaking of action movies, some big news this week.
32:52
Some very big news I. Freaked Jenna out because you
32:56
sent us a message with this piece of information and it was
33:00
evening and we were watching something like, I don't know, an
33:03
episode of Welcome to Wrexham or something.
33:05
Something, not particularly something low key because we
33:08
were very tired and, and I, I was like, Oh my God, Oh my God.
33:13
And she was like, what, what I like paused it and I was like,
33:15
hang on, I need to make sure this is true before I tell you
33:17
because I was very excited by this news.
33:21
And and then I told her it wasn't.
33:23
She was like, oh, the shirt back on.
33:27
So you know, what's the news? Well, yes, the news is the the
33:32
next James Bond director has been chosen.
33:34
But before we even say who it is.
33:35
And I know people probably know because this is be a week.
33:38
Yes, in the past by the time you hear this but I did a similar
33:42
thing but not quite the same because my my wife texted me and
33:46
said that and I went holy shit and immediately texted you guys
33:49
and they went wait. Was I supposed to?
33:51
Know this article about this? Or is this because this is
33:54
happening at her work? Yeah, it's public knowledge.
33:59
Googled. To see what.
34:00
Was on the on the news, which it was.
34:03
OK, so who is it it? It's didn't he feel a nerve?
34:08
He might have seen some of his movies.
34:11
It actually disappoints me. I'm sorry buddy, but.
34:15
Because this feels like they're not going to go.
34:17
They build fun bond. Do you know why they can't
34:20
though? You know why they can't?
34:22
They can very easily. He ruined it, he made fun of it,
34:26
and now you can't go back. Can't parody your parody?
34:29
I reckon you can let me do it. I'll make it work.
34:33
I I would have been interested in seeing Edgar Wright's
34:37
version. I I will admit that I would have
34:38
been interested in what he would do with it.
34:41
Yeah, I would have been. I would have liked.
34:44
They've talked for years and years about Christopher Nolan,
34:47
too, and that would be interesting.
34:48
But he wasn't apparently even trying to do it so.
34:52
Apparently, he said if I was to do it, I'd have to have final
34:57
cut. I'd have.
34:57
To Oh sure, they like. Final say over the script and
35:00
the edit and everything. And you wouldn't know what the
35:02
ending was about. You'd have to.
35:04
Leave the theatre, go on. What was that?
35:06
Because times have changed. Yeah, right.
35:08
No, no, they specifically says in this article.
35:10
Denis Villeneuve is director for hire on this like.
35:13
Oh, OK. Every other bond you have to do
35:16
what they say. He may as he's the first
35:19
director of a new. He may have some say in the
35:22
cast, but I was reminded when I was chatting with Hui the other
35:26
night that like no directors have ever had say in the in the
35:29
cast of Bonds. That's always been a production.
35:32
Decision yeah, right. Well, I mean, this is very
35:36
exciting because for me, Denis Ville, you've so far appears to
35:42
make movies for me. You like and like, there's not a
35:46
single movie of his that I haven't watched that I felt in
35:48
some way he and I on some kind of same wavelength with what's
35:53
good. You know what?
35:54
I mean, and I just want to make sure that there's none that I'm
35:56
forgetting. Because I was like, you got even
35:59
the early stuff like Prisoners and Sicario, right?
36:02
They're not sci-fi or anything like that.
36:05
Those movies are fucking incredible, both of those
36:07
movies. Is fucking great.
36:10
Sicario is fucking great. I haven't seen his French
36:13
language movies. I have not either, but then
36:18
Blade Runner 2049, Dune, the Arrival, just everything he's
36:25
done is either I would say oh wow, what an amazing movie.
36:29
Or at least like. Really good.
36:32
There's nothing he's done that's bad.
36:33
Enemy is great, have you seen that?
36:36
I've not seen that. Put that on your list.
36:39
You have to now 6.9 out of 10. I disagree with that.
36:42
I disagree with that rating. Jake Gyllenhaal sees an exact
36:47
double of himself. Oh, I'm already in.
36:51
Yeah, that's it. That's all I'm going to tell
36:53
you. That's all you need to know.
36:56
Yeah. Do you get paint?
36:57
No, I just. I just think the new villain
36:58
news is great. Yeah.
37:00
Yes, he is good. Do you get what?
37:02
Paint twice if you're in a movie playing 2 characters.
37:06
Probably. Do you?
37:06
Probably, yeah. Yeah.
37:09
Although. That's why Eddie Murphy's always
37:11
playing everybody. Yeah, that's right.
37:14
He's the Ryan Reynolds movie where it's just Ryan Reynolds in
37:16
a box for two hours. He's buried underground in a
37:21
box. I.
37:22
Don't know. No.
37:25
How does Luke not know? I know that's.
37:27
Ryan Reynolds News Let me just quickly get this.
37:32
I saw something about Ryan Reynolds.
37:35
I'll wait until we're doing the news, though.
37:38
Ryan sorry, just to finish that story, Ryan Reynolds in a box.
37:42
Apparently he did. He took a pay cut for that
37:44
because he's the only person on screen because of the billing
37:50
like top billing just on screen like it's just the exposure is
37:54
so. Great only billing.
37:56
Yes, that they didn't have to pay him quite as much which.
37:58
I think is interesting. I was in the the before movie
38:05
credits of a film monster didn't get paid anything.
38:08
Was that gas essence? No, it's a film you'd be
38:11
familiar with, Dave. Yeah.
38:12
Yeah, I figured I would be. It's called the tail job.
38:17
Yeah, I was. I was.
38:18
I also didn't get paid anything. Yeah, I lost quite a bit of
38:22
money on that, actually. I know we broke even in the end,
38:24
but. I got exposure.
38:28
That's what I got. Yeah.
38:29
Everyone. Trying to expose to Byron
38:31
Reynolds Sony executives. Is it?
38:33
It's called buried or something like that?
38:36
Hold on hold. On can I just say that I have
38:38
heard of this movie? Before we get off Genevil in
38:40
year, I agree Matt like like he's made 10 movies in in French
38:46
Canadia. But if we don't count those
38:48
because I haven't seen them, his first English language movie.
38:51
So his first Hollywood movie was prisoners, which is fucking
38:54
great Enemy Sicario arrival fucking great.
38:58
Fucking goes up a level even for Blade Runner 2049 and June.
39:02
He's got June Part 2. Here are his upcoming projects.
39:07
Fucking Dune Messiah on the horizon, so yes please.
39:10
Which is still no idea how he gets to make that.
39:13
Yeah, well, he's also doing rendezvous with Rama.
39:16
So fucking. Oh yeah.
39:18
I know for that to see Clark book.
39:20
Although that people should not get their hopes up about this
39:23
movie, that book is not the fastest book.
39:27
No, it's not. And actually not a lot happens
39:30
in it and you don't, it's not satisfying if you want to know
39:33
what the fuck is going on. And apparently the I've, I've,
39:35
I've read the first one a bunch of times.
39:37
Apparently the sequels try to go into what's going on and it's
39:40
not very good. Yeah, right.
39:42
Yeah. Because they're not written by
39:43
Arthur C Clarke, and it was somebody.
39:46
Because you never find out what Rama is, why it's there kind of
39:51
thing. And the mystery is kind of why
39:52
it's so compelling. You do meet other creatures who?
39:55
Because it's sort of. Yeah, because it's always had
39:59
three of everything. So yeah, they plan to go onto
40:02
the ship, and then they meet other aliens and yeah, it's a
40:04
whole big thing. But the first book is on its
40:06
own. It's just brilliant.
40:07
But yeah, don't expect action. No, no, there's none really.
40:12
Rope climbing bit of rope. Climbing.
40:14
There's the anti grave bike thing.
40:17
Oh, that's right, the guy flies over.
40:20
To the yeah, Yep. OK.
40:26
Anyway, yeah, that'll be good. Does he have too much on his
40:29
plate at the moment though? That's actually one of the
40:32
articles I read about this, said.
40:34
Even people you know at the studio were surprised that a
40:37
they could get him because he's so busy, be that he'd agree to
40:41
do it because he will be at least somewhat restricted and
40:45
and see, he's certainly the most expensive option.
40:48
Right. Yes, yeah.
40:49
That they had. I imagine he's just going, well,
40:54
it's just on my fucking bucket list.
40:56
Like yeah, I want to be able to tell.
40:57
My Adam to the kid. That I've made a James Bond.
41:00
Like, yeah, I've made a Blade Runner.
41:02
Now I'll just do a James Bond as well.
41:04
But I yeah, I mean, he's definitely going to do it
41:06
serious. He doesn't make funny movies.
41:08
He doesn't make silly movies. No, not so far.
41:11
I'm interested to see how we'll do it and how it will be
41:14
different you're. Going to be waiting a while.
41:17
Yeah, right. You say that, but there were
41:19
some laughs in June. That's true.
41:21
Especially the 2nd June. Yeah, the second.
41:24
June Guy was funny. Still, Guy was fucking
41:26
hilarious. So he could do it.
41:29
And he wasn't funny in the books.
41:31
That was not something they did for the movie.
41:33
Yeah, yeah. So, you know, maybe it'll.
41:37
Be the first one was funny too, where he's like, oh, you put on
41:39
a bit of muscle. He's like, oh, have I?
41:40
He's like, no, yeah. Yeah, still, guy was good.
41:47
Yeah, he said. OK.
41:53
I could watch that again. The the only problem I had with
41:56
it was that I believed that Timothy Charlemagne could have
42:00
been the, you know, the emperor of the universe up until that
42:03
scene where fucking side rather walks in and he's just the most
42:09
fucking hardcore charismatic tough guy I've ever seen.
42:12
And I'm like. He, that's the Emperor.
42:14
Of these Charlemagne. Now look, I'm excited about new
42:24
Bond. Yeah, yeah.
42:26
But you're right. So that.
42:27
Years away. Yeah, I'm excited that there'll
42:29
be a new one. I'm excited that he's directing
42:30
it. Yeah, I'll make sure to show you
42:32
how it changes though, because it's yeah, we've changed like
42:35
this new Bond, new director. It's going to have to be.
42:38
I have to get it can't be Daniel Craig Part 2 or.
42:41
No, and it has to be. Rumours are that they're going
42:44
to make Bond younger, yeah, but they might just be saying that
42:50
because the James Bond video game is an origin story, so
42:54
maybe they just got that as a recency bias.
42:57
Maybe they'll see how that does too.
42:59
Matthew good. You know the actor.
43:00
Matthew good. He's he's, he's excellent.
43:03
He's he's very Matthew good. Have we had a young bond before?
43:11
No. Really.
43:12
No, they've always been. Nope.
43:15
Do I know this guy? He's in Stoker, he's in Stoker
43:20
and if you. Oh, no, I should watch that.
43:22
Yeah, I should watch that. Graham Stoker, presumably.
43:24
Yeah, He noticed a guy poking Avaya.
43:28
Yeah, but Matthew Good said that he auditioned for it.
43:31
I assume you're right. Craig Craig, David Daniel Craig
43:37
era. But he said he went into the to
43:41
the audition having just read all the books, and he was like,
43:44
right. The way I'm going to play him is
43:46
that this guy fucking hates himself.
43:49
He's a fucking drug addict. Everyone hates him.
43:52
He hates himself. And no one quite knows why
43:55
they're doing this job. And they're like probably aren't
43:58
going to do it like that actually.
44:02
I love that the The Cavil audition tapes.
44:06
Yes. Fairly recently and it's like,
44:08
oh man, it would be quite different if it was him.
44:10
Yeah. Quite different would be very
44:12
different and now it's a shame he's too old now.
44:15
That's such a bummer for him because I.
44:17
Like, well, he's not, because actually he's probably the right
44:20
age for book accurate James Shawn.
44:24
But he was. But they told him he was too
44:25
young. He's worth it, yeah.
44:27
They told him he was too. Young at the at the Casino
44:29
Royale and then now he's being told, oh, you're too old for
44:31
what we want to do now it's like the.
44:33
Real problem is they're not going to put all this money to
44:35
make bond for TV. Yeah, look, you say that it's
44:40
possible to fall out the fucking best one.
44:42
And he's, he's great in it. Highlander is going to be the
44:46
decider. I think it could do anything.
44:49
Now, we then added Russell Crowe.
44:52
I support Henry Cavill's efforts to do anything.
44:55
Russell Crowe I think is probably the worst choice,
44:59
especially Russell Crowe today, so.
45:01
Funny because I keep being reminded that Russell Crowe was
45:05
ingladiator. It's like it's two different
45:06
people. Yes.
45:07
Like the Russell Crowe, ingladiator does not exist
45:10
anymore. It's the Oscar winning actor.
45:13
It's just so because I love Russell Crowe is it's cool, but
45:18
like it's just not the same person.
45:20
No, no. It's not the same person as mate
45:24
you are this close to not getting invited to.
45:26
The origin I read the interview with him the other day.
45:31
Actually, I don't know the context of it was, but he's
45:33
telling the story about Gladiator.
45:34
But the bit where he he sees his wife, he gets back to the to the
45:38
farm and his wife is dead or whatever.
45:39
And he said said apparently originally a.
45:42
Burned bodies. Fucking burned.
45:43
Bodies hanging. Yeah.
45:44
Yeah. And apparently, originally, he,
45:47
Ridley Scott, was like, OK, you just walk over and you fall to
45:50
your knees and you just stay there.
45:51
And then he was like, no, I wouldn't do that.
45:52
I would go up and I would. If I don't get to her, then I
45:56
failed. He made come with this whole
45:57
thing. And really Scott was like, all
45:59
right, fine, do what you're going to do.
46:01
And then they did one take where he goes over and he said he got
46:03
really into it and he was like crying and was like fucking
46:06
snore all over her feet and everything like that.
46:08
And then they go cut and really Scott goes, OK, it works, but
46:11
let's not. He's like, fuck all right, He's.
46:17
An actor. Where's that Russell Crowe?
46:21
Yes, yeah. Have you guys seen Romper
46:24
Stomper where he's in the? Yeah, not in a long time, but
46:27
yes, a long. Time an intense in there.
46:30
Does he herb stomp someone? No, that's American history X
46:34
with. He does bachelor.
46:37
He would not know. Yeah, he does Bachelor.
46:38
People, yeah, that's a very good.
46:41
Movie romper stomp was very Australian though I think, I
46:43
don't know if. It made it, Yeah.
46:44
It's the Australian. Overseas of it, yeah, yeah.
46:47
Yeah, yeah, he's, he's he's racist against mostly Chinese,
46:52
but also Italians. Yeah, and he loves The Footy
46:58
Show. I was thinking about that the
47:02
other day. My coat.
47:03
My God. Oh Luke, the episode of
47:10
detectorists worrying because the whole thing Matt is they
47:14
want to find gold. Not just them anyone with a
47:17
metal detector. The the goal is you want.
47:19
To the goal is to find gold, they.
47:20
Talk about it all the time when I find gold and most of them
47:23
never even do, but one of them finds a coin, but it's a Nazi
47:28
coin. And so he's like, I don't know
47:32
if I can do the the gold dance for this.
47:35
And he's like, tell me what was on the coin.
47:37
He's like an eagle. He's like, was the eagle
47:41
carrying something? Yes.
47:47
I feel like that would probably worth more in a in a in a weird
47:52
way, right? Wouldn't in a collective kind of
47:53
way. Nazi gold, Yeah, but I know
47:56
you're not I. Dance for it.
47:58
Yeah. And I don't, I feel I'd have to
48:00
just hand that to somebody. I don't think I could make money
48:04
off of it. Yeah, I actually think.
48:08
Someone's owed that some that but.
48:10
I don't know whether it's because of Indiana Jones or
48:12
whatever, but I have a feeling like you just like a, this is a
48:15
vibe you get from like from Nazi gold.
48:18
No, like if I felt Nazi gold, I'd be like, it's, it's like
48:21
it's no, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know.
48:25
They're just like, they're just like the villains of everything
48:29
kind of thing. Yeah, It's like.
48:30
To do with gold, Yeah, Yeah. Oh, where's this fucking quote
48:36
that I saved for you at today? Luke's white.
48:41
Yeah, it should. Be white.
48:44
That's exactly what you think. Yeah, someone on Twitter wrote
48:48
Hansel and Gretel ends with two Germans pushing someone into an
48:51
oven. Just saying.
48:53
Somebody else has written. Yeah, but she deserved it.
48:57
She was a big nose curly haired liar who was holding all the
49:00
treats. Oh God, Oh dear.
49:09
I watched something else on both your group recommendations this
49:12
week. I watched last one laughing.
49:15
Which the UK? I'm not watching the Australian
49:17
one. Fuck that.
49:19
So funny, so funny. Yeah and I watched it over 2
49:25
days. I watched like 3-1 day three the
49:28
next day. What is it, though, that makes
49:32
you think you're not allowed to laugh either?
49:35
Like funny stuff's happening and like, and at one point I was
49:40
like, I want to put that on, but it's so stressful not being able
49:43
to laugh. And I'm like no.
49:44
You can't laugh. They can't.
49:47
That's the whole idea of the show.
49:49
So good. It's just magic.
49:56
I just spelled right. I've never seen the little he.
49:59
Knows that the little fly. Oh, you've never seen Bob Moore.
50:01
Bob Moore is so funny. It's like a real life.
50:05
I was about to say real life for Ricky Gervais.
50:07
That's a real person, like a real life David Brent when David
50:10
Brent did that. Oh the the.
50:15
Yeah, the motivational talk. Sexual harassment thing.
50:20
There's been a rape up there. That's what it reminded me of is
50:24
David Brent. Look, I was just.
50:26
He was the only one to get Ayati to laugh.
50:29
Both times it was Bob Mortimer. But that that was something I.
50:33
Heard what you meant, Arms dealer.
50:34
Now that was my mum. She sold salt.
50:37
Salt. Richard just tried to walk out
50:39
the door every time. I just found that stupid thing
50:42
funny. Yeah.
50:44
I love how he just, he would find if he he could tell, but he
50:48
was Ayati. He's talking to you and then
50:50
you'd tell if something was going to get you.
50:52
He'd just fucking follow them around the room and then keep
50:55
asking him about. But also the fact that he went
50:57
in there almost in character as someone who didn't laugh as
51:02
well, like. Well, that's, I mean, that's his
51:04
whole persona, yeah. Yeah, that's he had that
51:06
advantage. That younger female comic kind
51:10
of had the same, that dry kind of.
51:12
But then, yeah, she couldn't. She didn't last.
51:17
Yeah. It's such a good show.
51:19
Almost surprising to me that it's not been done before now,
51:22
because it is a really, really good premise.
51:24
Like it's just. Yeah.
51:25
Yeah, well, it's also be an easy show to sort of do.
51:29
It's yeah, one day. One day, yeah.
51:32
One day of filming, you get a whole season of a show, yeah.
51:34
Yep. Mind you, at one point where
51:36
they're like the fourth person was out, Jimmy Carr was like,
51:39
we're not going to get to 6 episodes if you guys keep
51:42
laughing this week. Yeah, what's like with the Bake
51:50
Off host? She's in the fridge and I know
51:54
they're all just like no, fuck no.
51:56
Close that fridge. Yeah, because her life is like
51:59
is so insane. Known as the guy who closed the
52:02
fridge door on whatever her name, I can't.
52:04
Remember her name? She.
52:06
But her laugh is so infectious. Yeah, she's like a big fucking
52:10
laugh. And then you can tell Bob just.
52:11
Like nobody who just goes. Has she just been waiting in the
52:14
fridge, waiting for one of us to open it?
52:20
It's so funny. Anyway, listen, was it watch the
52:23
other special surprise guests where somebody said, look, I
52:26
really like you and I really respect you and I've always
52:27
wanted to meet you, but I just can't I'm.
52:29
Gonna I cannot talk to you. Yeah.
52:31
I cannot talk to you. Yeah, yeah.
52:34
My favorite thing in it is when someone gets halfway through an
52:37
anecdote and then just goes, no, I shouldn't have and what's up
52:40
because they're gonna laugh. Like I'm about to make myself
52:43
laugh, yeah. There was one woman who got out
52:45
by doing that. The really kind of Yeah.
52:48
And then? It's about the old people making
52:50
more mess than hadn't. Gotten to Yeah, she hadn't.
52:52
Gotten to the funny bit. So no one else was laughing and
52:55
she and they're like, no one asked you to tell this story.
52:59
You've done? Yeah.
53:00
It's you've torpedoed yourself. Yeah.
53:02
Why have you done this? So I just looked up to see how
53:05
many versions of the show up there are.
53:07
There are 25 versions of it. Wow.
53:10
There's something like 20 versions of that fucking.
53:12
Taskmaster. Dark dark fucking murder.
53:16
Show the bridge where they find a body between two countries.
53:20
Every country that borders another country has has bought
53:23
the rights to it. What I do find funny on this,
53:25
this little blurb I just like there's 25 different version of
53:28
like all over the world, but they got surprisingly no
53:31
American version yet and I don't think it would work for America
53:34
because. No, I don't.
53:36
Even Yeah. Who would you even have in it?
53:38
Yeah. I could see like the people you
53:43
know, so like Steve Carell or somebody like.
53:48
But then movie stars Britain has show TV shows, Yeah, like non
53:54
scripted, where the idea is just these are the people who are on
53:58
these shows and they're funny. I think, Yep, he'd get like the
54:02
Sunny guys or somebody maybe, but then they would just laugh,
54:05
like, yeah, yeah, like you can get Rob Mcaleny in there.
54:08
He'd be fucking out in a minute. He's always laughing.
54:12
Did you read this week that he's changing his name?
54:15
Rob Mcelhenny. Yes.
54:16
What? He's going to change his name to
54:18
just Rob Mack. Is he OK?
54:22
Well, I've read that he was, I mean, that's all.
54:24
I mean, I'm, I don't have a source other than the Internet,
54:27
but I was like, oh, OK. But they've got a whole song
54:30
about him that Ryan Reynolds had commissioned.
54:33
Oh, yeah. We've got Ryan Reynolds news.
54:35
We never got to that. Oh.
54:37
Yeah, what was the Ryan Reynolds news I.
54:39
Don't know what the news was, but I did see, you just reminded
54:42
me. The thing I saw about Ryan
54:44
Reynolds was that it was, I didn't even see this someone
54:48
saying that Ryan Reynolds is very unpopular amongst other
54:52
celebrities because he tries to insert himself into a lot of
54:55
things and he tries to No, no, no, he just tries to make, you
55:01
know, like if he shows up at a premiere, he likes attention.
55:04
And so he's very apparently, I don't know how this might have
55:07
just been horseshit, but it was a thing saying that that yes,
55:10
he's he's unpopular amongst other stars because he's very
55:13
attention seeking and he tries to take over everything.
55:17
And I was like, oh, OK. I mean, I guess I believe it
55:20
just because of his personality. But yeah, I don't know how.
55:23
Actually true, that is. I don't know whether I care or
55:25
not. Is like many people are.
55:28
Yeah, they were. They're always, they always do
55:30
that. I can't imagine Robin Williams
55:33
went to a lot of parties and was like, I'll just be in the corner
55:35
drinker. Yeah.
55:38
Yeah, exactly. Oh, sure.
55:40
Yeah, I. Remembered what?
55:41
My Rob's thing My not my Rob Mcelhenny news my.
55:46
Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds News But I'll
55:48
leave it up to the after party as a little.
55:50
Tease. All right.
55:52
That's where I'll put it. And listeners who are confused
55:55
why the association between Rob Mcaleny and Ryan Mills is
55:58
Welcome to Wrexham Season 4 is out.
56:00
I've been watching it. Quite, quite good.
56:02
Continues to be good. Yeah, I've not watched it.
56:04
They're coming to. Australia.
56:06
Who are Wrexham? Wrexham.
56:08
Oh cool. Coming to play some exhibition.
56:10
Matches with the Socceroos. No, we've like just our local
56:17
A-Team, so don't even like the Australian teams like the local
56:21
CDFC or whatever it is, yeah. Right I.
56:23
Think it smashed. They've done that over here.
56:25
They've come over to play US teams and stuff.
56:28
Actually in the women's Wrexham team did it too.
56:30
You see that on this season. One thing I found interesting
56:32
this season, Wrexham are doing really well and, and, and they
56:37
weren't and I think you can't attribute a lot of it to.
56:41
The financial and influx of. Basically correct money and just
56:45
like and tourism and you know, like the community's doing
56:49
better, the team's doing better. It's been it's been a win for
56:52
them. Just sure.
56:53
And I think the documentary is a big part of that, not just the
56:57
fact that that Rob and Ryan own and are putting money in.
57:02
They've made it into a spectacle, yes, and it's been
57:04
very successful and so. It was another team if it wasn't
57:07
going to be a show too. Or did they do it?
57:09
No, I think that was all part of it.
57:11
Yeah, OK. I think, I think they talk about
57:13
it in the first season. They take this is the we want to
57:15
do this whole thing. Yeah, Remember they were filming
57:19
the show. Why?
57:20
They were going to the town go. Can we buy it?
57:23
Yeah. Whether?
57:24
They, I think the first episode is the because the board had to
57:27
decide. You let these guys, these
57:29
fucking Hollywood. Is one of them like soccer?
57:31
Is did either of them? Do they both like soccer?
57:33
I think Rob, I don't think Ryan Reynolds had any.
57:36
I could be mistaken, but I think I think it was just a lot of.
57:39
Americans. Oh, he's not American.
57:41
He's Canadian. Ryan Reynolds, yeah.
57:43
Ryan Reynolds. Rob's American, yes, but I think
57:46
he, I think Rob was pushing for it.
57:48
I think it was his idea. And then?
57:50
That's the thing, they didn't know each other before they went
57:53
into this venture. Actually, no, because I think
57:56
one of the jokes was Rob was like, I wanted to do this thing
57:59
and I needed somebody with a bunch of money to to do it with
58:03
me so that I didn't have to pay for it all.
58:05
And so I yeah, so he contacted. Ryan, There's also roughly the
58:08
same height and muscularity of. More money.
58:14
But there's another team now who has hired What's the fucking
58:20
football player? The American football player
58:23
from Boston. People who live here are gonna.
58:26
Not gonna know. Anyway, there's another team
58:28
doing a similar thing where they've gotten a big, big
58:30
American investors who are making a a thing out of it.
58:33
So it's kind of like, and it so basically Americans are now
58:39
getting involved in British soccer and it's very, it's
58:42
become controversial because there's a big influx of American
58:45
money now to make to improve these teams.
58:47
But. Also, sometimes, just because it
58:49
worked one time doesn't mean it's going to work the second
58:53
time. Where is.
58:54
Wrexham in the United Kingdom. In Wales it's like N kind of
58:59
yeah, it's like I think a bit down from Liverpool and whatnot.
59:04
I think it's a day trip from Liverpool is my understanding
59:08
all right? Just across into Wales.
59:14
Anyway, interesting show. Yeah, I saw one episode and
59:19
enjoyed it and then never watched it again.
59:22
That's how good it is, listeners.
59:24
It's pretty much how I did Clarkson's Farm, too.
59:28
I watched the first episode. I went, oh, it's quite good.
59:30
Yeah, it's never put it back on. The new season of Clarkson's
59:33
Farm is very good Season 4. I can't believe they've got Four
59:39
Seasons out of that. Honestly he just keeps I enjoyed
59:42
it pretty good but I just can't believe some more he.
59:46
Keeps doing stuff no, no, he's. Doing no, it's different every
59:48
time. Yeah, OK.
59:50
Because he's he's trying stuff like he tries the restaurant one
59:53
season. Oh.
59:56
This new season he's, I mean, slight spoilers for show, You
1:00:00
probably see this in the trailers or whatever.
1:00:02
This season he's buying a pub and it's right.
1:00:05
So it's like, yeah. That'd be nice.
1:00:08
I'd like to buy a pub. Oh.
1:00:10
You see the fucking pub you bought?
1:00:11
Oh yeah. Yeah, you got to Joshi.
1:00:14
Get Luke. No, not the new season, no.
1:00:16
Yeah, it's beautiful. Well, they set up Season 3,
1:00:19
which was because he had the third.
1:00:21
The first scene was a shop. The second season was the Lambs
1:00:25
all got their own sort of bit of a side project thing.
1:00:29
Mushrooms. One season mushrooms is very
1:00:32
funny. He decides to grab mushrooms.
1:00:34
He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
1:00:35
That's the actually the, the the theme of the whole show is he
1:00:38
decides he wants to do something and he doesn't know what the
1:00:40
fuck he's doing. Yeah, but he'll have a go, and
1:00:44
then professionals will stand there and laugh at him.
1:00:47
Yeah. That's kind of basically the
1:00:48
premise. Yeah, yeah.
1:00:50
You know, it's funny when when I looked at the spreadsheet before
1:00:52
we started recording, I was like, sucked in.
1:00:54
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