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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous Histories, a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome back to the
- 0:27Speaker 1: show Ridiculous Historians. Thank you, as always so much for
- 0:31Speaker 1: tuning in. Let's hear it for our super producer, Max.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Williams Bally who indeed and your NOL.
- 0:40Speaker 1: I'm Ben, And it turns out that since the three
- 0:45Speaker 1: of us reside here in the United States, we love traveling,
- 0:49Speaker 1: but it can be a little bit expensive. You know,
- 0:52Speaker 1: you have to either go over the Pacific or over
- 0:56Speaker 1: the Atlantic. It's weird when you think of how so
- 0:58Speaker 1: many other countries are so much closer to each other.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Like you can wake up in Europe and you can
- 1:03Speaker 1: drive through you know, four countries. You can see the
- 1:07Speaker 1: world pretty easily. But today's episode, NOL, we're learning about
- 1:12Speaker 1: some folks who decided to take Europe to the States.
- 1:15Speaker 2: You see the world right here at home, you know,
- 1:18Speaker 2: I mean, we do. We have states that are different
- 1:20Speaker 2: enough culturally, I suppose, but usually you have to trek
- 1:23Speaker 2: quite a bit farther than you do in Europe to
- 1:26Speaker 2: see a real change in that culture in that landscape.
- 1:31Speaker 2: We live on the East Coast, and today we're talking
- 1:34Speaker 2: about the West Coast, which is basically kind of feels
- 1:38Speaker 2: in some ways like going to another country. Things are
- 1:41Speaker 2: very different. The land hits a little different, a little
- 1:45Speaker 2: rockier terrain. You got your deserts, you got your snow
- 1:48Speaker 2: capped mountains and all of that good stuff, and you
- 1:51Speaker 2: got your your lake cities as well. California is lousy
- 1:57Speaker 2: with variations in.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Terrain, and today's episode features a nursery rhyme that I
- 2:04Speaker 1: think is familiar to pretty much everybody in the English
- 2:08Speaker 1: speaking world. London Bridge is falling down. It's a bit
- 2:12Speaker 1: of an earworm. We don't have to sing it because
- 2:14Speaker 1: it'll get.
- 2:14Speaker 2: To you, falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down,
- 2:18Speaker 2: My Fair Lady. Not to be confused with the Rogers
- 2:21Speaker 2: and Hammerstein musical My Fair Lady, which is quite a
- 2:24Speaker 2: banger in and of itself, Henry Higgins and Eliza Doolittle
- 2:27Speaker 2: and all of that. Pretty sure, that's where the name
- 2:29Speaker 2: comes from, the old nursery rhyme of Yesteryear, which I
- 2:33Speaker 2: believe dates back to the Middle Ages. Yeah.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little bit misleading too as a nursery rhyme,
- 2:42Speaker 1: because it seems to imply that there is only one
- 2:46Speaker 1: London Bridge that could not be further from the truth.
- 2:49Speaker 1: There has been some sort of bridge going across the
- 2:52Speaker 1: Thames for nearly two thousand years and we're getting that
- 2:57Speaker 1: actually from the Lake Havisty Area Chamber of Commerce. Yeah,
- 3:04Speaker 1: we'll just play at that seat.
- 3:06Speaker 2: We'll get back to that far.
- 3:08Speaker 1: The very first London bridge was built by Roman forces
- 3:14Speaker 1: way way back in forty three CE, and throughout the history,
- 3:19Speaker 1: thanks to our research associate mister Max Williams, there have
- 3:22Speaker 1: been multiple bridges again built across the Thames, and not
- 3:27Speaker 1: all of them stayed in London.
- 3:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is no shade on the Romans.
- 3:31Speaker 2: I mean the Romans kind of were first to market
- 3:34Speaker 2: with bridge tech, you know, with their arches and all
- 3:37Speaker 2: of that. They knew how to build themselves a bridge.
- 3:40Speaker 2: No better way to ford a river or a stream
- 3:43Speaker 2: or a lake than with a bridge, so you kind
- 3:46Speaker 2: of got to have them. But then over time, you know,
- 3:48Speaker 2: wear and tear sets in and then you got to
- 3:51Speaker 2: update some things, and sometimes the whole thing just kind
- 3:53Speaker 2: of comes tumbling and or falling down. So we'll get
- 3:56Speaker 2: to that eventually. But McGill University had this to say
- 4:01Speaker 2: on the history of the London bridges. London Bridge is
- 4:05Speaker 2: a bridge in London, England, over the Thames, between the
- 4:09Speaker 2: City of London and Southwark Southwark. I don't know, let's
- 4:13Speaker 2: have some some Brits right in and tell us how
- 4:15Speaker 2: we got that one wrong. I think it's it's got
- 4:17Speaker 2: to be Southwark. That seems right. Sure, yeah, close enough
- 4:21Speaker 2: for government work, right. But as you pointed up, in
- 4:24Speaker 2: multiple bridges throughout history have been referred to as the
- 4:27Speaker 2: titular London Bridge. Yeah.
- 4:30Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of like how multiple planes are Air Force
- 4:32Speaker 1: one if the president'saw on them. So let's talk about
- 4:36Speaker 1: this very first bridge again, according to the Lake Havistou
- 4:40Speaker 1: area Chambers, we'll get to it. The first the first bridge,
- 4:46Speaker 1: the one built by the Romans, was a pontoon bridge,
- 4:50Speaker 1: so they had a row of boats that were anchored
- 4:52Speaker 1: in the river and there were planks laid across the boats.
- 4:56Speaker 1: They may have used ferry boats as well. And the
- 5:00Speaker 1: the next record we have of a bridge in this
- 5:04Speaker 1: area in London is it's weird. It's a mention in
- 5:09Speaker 1: a very strange story in nine eight four CE, a
- 5:13Speaker 1: widowed woman and her son are caught driving quote pins
- 5:19Speaker 1: into the image of a man.
- 5:21Speaker 2: Yeah, did they draw the image. Did they scrawl it
- 5:24Speaker 2: into the dirt? Unclear, but there was a woman at
- 5:27Speaker 2: the time was thought to be a witch, right, definitely,
- 5:30Speaker 2: some dark forces potentially trying to be manipulated there, and
- 5:35Speaker 2: as you tend to do in these days with folks
- 5:37Speaker 2: suspected of witchcraft, they're killed, they're drowned. Well, the intent
- 5:44Speaker 2: was to drown the both of them. The woman unfortunately
- 5:47Speaker 2: perishes in the Thames, while her son is able to escape.
- 5:51Speaker 2: It always reminds me of that scene in Monty Python
- 5:54Speaker 2: The Holy Grail where they talk about how to figure
- 5:56Speaker 2: out if someone's a witch. You got it? What you know?
- 5:58Speaker 2: See if they're made of wood, and wood floats and
- 6:02Speaker 2: if they sink, then they're not made of wood and
- 6:05Speaker 2: therefore not a witch. But then they also drown anyway,
- 6:09Speaker 2: it's a good film.
- 6:10Speaker 1: In ten fourteen, the Danish forces are holding London and
- 6:15Speaker 1: we've got some returning cameos from previous episodes. The Saxons
- 6:19Speaker 1: under King Ethel read the Unready, I love that name.
- 6:23Speaker 1: They teamed up with some Vikings who were led by
- 6:25Speaker 1: King Oloff from Norway. Together these forces sailed up the
- 6:30Speaker 1: Thames to attack the London Bridge and attempt to divide
- 6:34Speaker 1: the Danish forces. But these Danish forces protected their ships
- 6:38Speaker 1: with thatched roofs pulled from cottages that stood on or
- 6:42Speaker 1: around the bridge. These guys rode up under the bridge,
- 6:45Speaker 1: they put their cables around the piles that supported it,
- 6:49Speaker 1: you know, basically the post going into the river, and
- 6:52Speaker 1: then they rode off at full speed. They pulled a
- 6:55Speaker 1: bridge heist. London Bridge fell down.
- 6:58Speaker 2: I gotta say, though, I gotta take a second and
- 7:00Speaker 2: to talk about ethel Red the Unready. What a nickname
- 7:04Speaker 2: that is? What did he do to deserve that? I mean,
- 7:07Speaker 2: you know you've got your you know, Eric the Red,
- 7:09Speaker 2: and this guy is the Unready. I have the check.
- 7:15Speaker 3: I'm not sure if he's the one that got shot
- 7:17Speaker 3: by a crossbow while on the toilet, but he might
- 7:20Speaker 3: have had.
- 7:20Speaker 2: There's one.
- 7:21Speaker 3: There's one of these guys in this in that family
- 7:23Speaker 3: line who died that way. It's a little too dark
- 7:25Speaker 3: for me to write about in a ridiculous thrill desk,
- 7:27Speaker 3: but what might be it?
- 7:29Speaker 2: Now? The whole shot. No spoilers for for the Game
- 7:32Speaker 2: of Thrones TV series or the Song of Ice and Fire,
- 7:35Speaker 2: but there is a very important character in the series
- 7:40Speaker 2: that gets shot by a crossbow while I'm the toilet.
- 7:43Speaker 1: And some in the novels as well. Okay, so this
- 7:47Speaker 1: moment where these forces, these united forces pull down the bridge.
- 7:51Speaker 1: This leads to the London Bridge from the nursery rhyme.
- 7:55Speaker 1: You can go ahead and call that one the old
- 7:57Speaker 1: London Bridge. In eleven seven six, the first Stone Bridge
- 8:03Speaker 1: is built. It's kind of a ep you could say,
- 8:07Speaker 1: by a guy named Peter of Coal Church, and it
- 8:10Speaker 1: takes a while to build. It's not done until twelve
- 8:12Speaker 1: oh nine, and so we're looking at what thirty three
- 8:16Speaker 1: years to build, and it was a worthwhile investment. It
- 8:19Speaker 1: lasted for hundreds and hundreds of years afterwards.
- 8:21Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no big battle. Wolf's going to huff and
- 8:23Speaker 2: puff and blow that one down. Stone was king in
- 8:27Speaker 2: those days of construction. It had a road that was
- 8:30Speaker 2: twenty feet wide and three hundred yards long. Again, we're
- 8:35Speaker 2: back to sort of some construction details here. Gothic style
- 8:39Speaker 2: architecture involving twenty art shows that we now are very
- 8:43Speaker 2: good at bearing loads. There was also a drawbridge, it
- 8:47Speaker 2: wouldn't draw bridge that could allow kind of the way
- 8:50Speaker 2: it would disconnect in the middle. It could be let
- 8:53Speaker 2: out and then ships could pass under it, and it
- 8:56Speaker 2: also could be opened up to keep invaders from crossing.
- 9:00Speaker 2: This was a very important strategic militaristic use, but also
- 9:03Speaker 2: very practical just in terms of trade.
- 9:06Speaker 1: And this bridge became part of the city, right. You
- 9:11Speaker 1: would have houses, you would have shops built on the
- 9:16Speaker 1: actual bridge, and it didn't take long for the whole
- 9:19Speaker 1: thing to be covered with buildings. It was functionally a
- 9:22Speaker 1: street across the river.
- 9:23Speaker 3: Also, to jump back in here, it was Edmund Ironside
- 9:27Speaker 3: who got shot on the toilet by crossbow who was
- 9:30Speaker 3: unready sun ah.
- 9:32Speaker 2: There is there, it is love it.
- 9:40Speaker 1: In twelve twelve a disaster occurred. A bunch of people
- 9:46Speaker 1: were on the bridge and they got caught between two fires.
- 9:50Speaker 1: The fire code as we understand it in the modern
- 9:53Speaker 1: world was not a thing back in the twelve hundreds.
- 9:56Speaker 1: There's a thing called the stone Gatehouse on the bridge
- 9:59Speaker 1: and it's roof these poles on it, and this feels
- 10:03Speaker 1: like a pretty brutal practice, but people would put the
- 10:07Speaker 1: heads of traders on these poles t R a I
- 10:12Speaker 1: t o rs. Not just traders, not just like you know,
- 10:16Speaker 1: avid collectors of coins or something. No, yeah, this is
- 10:19Speaker 1: like you know the old head on the pike routine
- 10:22Speaker 1: to deter others from crossing, you know those in Power
- 10:26Speaker 1: and Max. You've found this little twisted fact here that
- 10:30Speaker 1: they actually dug up the body of Oliver Cromwell and
- 10:36Speaker 1: decapitated his dead body and stuck that bad boy up
- 10:39Speaker 1: on one of these pikes. Yeah, it was a it
- 10:42Speaker 1: was a continuing practice. It was very it was a
- 10:45Speaker 1: very popular fad for quite some time, and luckily it's
- 10:49Speaker 1: not a fad that London is currently into. So back
- 10:53Speaker 1: to these fires, disaster is the right word. They could
- 10:55Speaker 1: absolutely spread very quickly through different buildings because of the
- 11:00Speaker 1: material used to construct them. Let us remember the bridge's stone,
- 11:03Speaker 1: but a lot of the buildings built on the bridge
- 11:06Speaker 1: are wood and they're very close together. Again, there's no
- 11:09Speaker 1: such thing as fire coat, so lots of people can
- 11:12Speaker 1: die very easily, and this happens repeatedly. If we fast
- 11:15Speaker 1: forward to sixteen twenty three, there is another fire on
- 11:18Speaker 1: the bridge. A maid servant leaves a pail of ashes
- 11:22Speaker 1: under some wooden stairs. Unfortunately, the environment is such that
- 11:27Speaker 1: this causes a fire on the stairs in the blink
- 11:30Speaker 1: of an eye, very quickly. Forty three houses are destroyed.
- 11:34Speaker 1: A lot of the shops are burned beyond repair, like
- 11:38Speaker 1: they're going to be teardowns, and people start moving away
- 11:41Speaker 1: from the bridge.
- 11:42Speaker 2: It's kind of going downhill, you know. The ashes detail
- 11:45Speaker 2: made me think of another nursery rhyme, Ring around the
- 11:48Speaker 2: Rosy pocket full of posy ashes. Ashes. We all fall down,
- 11:51Speaker 2: as you know, as a reference to the plague. But
- 11:53Speaker 2: if you want to do a little mashup of these,
- 11:55Speaker 2: you could have the ashes as a detail in the
- 11:58Speaker 2: old my Fair Lady rhyme caused this one to fall
- 12:01Speaker 2: down as well.
- 12:02Speaker 1: And it's funny that you mentioned that because according to Snopes,
- 12:06Speaker 1: Ring around the Rosie is not about the Black plague,
- 12:09Speaker 1: which was I thought that for such a such a
- 12:13Speaker 1: long time. But please check out the neat little article
- 12:18Speaker 1: on Snopes by David Michelson about Ring Around the Rosie
- 12:21Speaker 1: and maybe we do a nursery rhymes episode two.
- 12:24Speaker 2: There's so many are interesting and quite dark. Yeah, no
- 12:28Speaker 2: doubt so. After the kind of tear down situation, the
- 12:32Speaker 2: bridge was actually widened possibly, I don't know what you
- 12:35Speaker 2: guys think, but maybe to give a little bit more
- 12:38Speaker 2: space in between these these these buildings. Some of the
- 12:41Speaker 2: fire wouldn't spread quite so quickly.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's part of it. I think also
- 12:46Speaker 1: they just needed to keep the bridge actually navigable for
- 12:50Speaker 1: you know, carriages and things like that, because as these
- 12:53Speaker 1: buildings got added on, the road just became.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Narrower and narrower, right right, right right. And they also
- 13:01Speaker 2: added another feature with a quite large center arch to
- 13:04Speaker 2: add a little bit more support. That version of the
- 13:07Speaker 2: bridge stood for quite some time until eighteen thirty one,
- 13:11Speaker 2: when another new London Bridge was unveiled.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Ah yes, so okay, the old London Bridge is gone.
- 13:19Speaker 1: We're now in the era of the New London Bridge.
- 13:22Speaker 1: This is still not the modern London Bridge. Lots of bridges,
- 13:25Speaker 1: so it's eighteen twenty one. Parliament gets a committee together
- 13:29Speaker 1: and they say, all right, let's look at this bridge.
- 13:33Speaker 1: The bridge is the worse for wear again. It's been
- 13:36Speaker 1: badly damaged during something called the Great Freeze. So they said, look,
- 13:40Speaker 1: it's gonna be worth the time to just build a
- 13:42Speaker 1: completely new bridge. It's going to have to be different
- 13:45Speaker 1: from the other bridges. We need something bigger, better, bolder.
- 13:51Speaker 1: In eighteen twenty four, the committee accepts the plans of
- 13:55Speaker 1: a guy named John Rennie and his bridge design is
- 14:00Speaker 1: erected about one hundred feet to the west of the
- 14:04Speaker 1: old bridge, because that's where the Thames gets pretty narrow.
- 14:09Speaker 1: The river is only about nine hundred feet across at
- 14:11Speaker 1: that point.
- 14:12Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of tapers. So on June fifteenth, eighteen twenty five,
- 14:15Speaker 2: construction begins. It's sort of like a I guess a
- 14:19Speaker 2: ribbon cutting type situation with some luminaries and attendance the
- 14:23Speaker 2: Mayor of London at the time, John Garrett, the old
- 14:27Speaker 2: Duke of York, one of my favorite of the dukes.
- 14:30Speaker 2: And then six years on, William the Fourth and Queen
- 14:34Speaker 2: Adelaide unveil the new London Bridge and the old one
- 14:39Speaker 2: is demolished. So the old one is still standing while
- 14:42Speaker 2: they're building the new one. It's just like over further,
- 14:44Speaker 2: like you said, Ben, to that, you know, reposition, to
- 14:46Speaker 2: that point where the river taper is a bit more.
- 14:49Speaker 2: The old one is still standing. During construction, they knock
- 14:51Speaker 2: down the old one in a big show of you
- 14:54Speaker 2: know whatever, huzzah, and then they unveil the new one
- 14:59Speaker 2: and they go, now we've got new London Bridge.
- 15:02Speaker 1: And it's instantly super duper busy. Uh, it just gets
- 15:07Speaker 1: busier as the railroad becomes a thing in London and
- 15:11Speaker 1: London Bridge Station opens just south of the bridge, and
- 15:16Speaker 1: pretty soon we see a whole new species of traffic
- 15:19Speaker 1: across the bridge as thousands of people are crossing it
- 15:23Speaker 1: every single day and it becomes a commonplace aspect.
- 15:29Speaker 2: Of the city. But again.
- 15:32Speaker 1: It's taking a lot of punishment. It's taking a lot
- 15:34Speaker 1: of wear and tear, and the new London Bridge, which
- 15:37Speaker 1: is still not the modern London Bridge, had a bunch
- 15:40Speaker 1: of issues. In nineteen sixty two, the high muckyy MUCKs
- 15:44Speaker 1: and the boffins of London looked at the bridge and said, ah, man,
- 15:49Speaker 1: this thing is literally falling down like that nursery rhyme
- 15:53Speaker 1: we all love. It is sinking into the river because
- 15:56Speaker 1: there's too much traffic for it, literally too much.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's I sort of like the idea
- 16:01Speaker 2: of a foundation of a house can sort of start
- 16:04Speaker 2: to settle in like really negative ways if you're not careful,
- 16:07Speaker 2: and it can actually sink into into the earth.
- 16:11Speaker 1: And that was they didn't want to destroy it. They
- 16:13Speaker 1: wanted to do something with all that history.
- 16:15Speaker 2: They did. It was at this point part of a
- 16:17Speaker 2: rich legacy for the city of London, So they decided
- 16:21Speaker 2: to uh sell it as some sort of interesting flex
- 16:26Speaker 2: like for like like, Okay, this is an artifact. This
- 16:29Speaker 2: represents all of this history of ingenuity of the good
- 16:32Speaker 2: people of London town. So let's sell it. Let's put
- 16:35Speaker 2: it up for auction and then use the proceeds of
- 16:38Speaker 2: the sale to build a new one. But I gotta wonder, man,
- 16:41Speaker 2: like who thinks this is gonna work? Like who who
- 16:45Speaker 2: is the audience for this? Like who are they trying
- 16:47Speaker 2: to sell this to? Very rich people who discovered oil
- 16:51Speaker 2: most likely guess very eccentric wealthy people maybe or Decay,
- 16:58Speaker 2: you know, Eastern European astocrat who's got an ax to
- 17:01Speaker 2: grind with Western Europe. There are some weird potential customers,
- 17:07Speaker 2: you know, if they if their auction for the whole
- 17:10Speaker 2: bridge didn't work, they can maybe do something where they
- 17:12Speaker 2: sell off pieces of it as memorabilia, like here is
- 17:16Speaker 2: a brick from the Berlin Bridge. Yeah, and that was
- 17:19Speaker 2: one of the people just grabbing it. You know, no
- 17:21Speaker 2: one I don't like sold break Breakston.
- 17:23Speaker 1: I have pieces I have pieces of the of the
- 17:26Speaker 1: Berlin Wall, which is a weird thing to have. So
- 17:28Speaker 1: fast forward the current or modern London Bridge is constructed.
- 17:34Speaker 1: We're going to bracket the auction for a second.
- 17:36Speaker 2: We'll get to that.
- 17:37Speaker 1: But the modern London Bridge is constructed by a guy
- 17:40Speaker 1: named John Maulim and his team works on it from
- 17:44Speaker 1: nineteen sixty seven to nineteen seventy two. Queen Elizabeth the
- 17:49Speaker 1: Second officially opens the bridge on March seventeenth, nineteen seventy three.
- 17:53Speaker 1: That's the bridge here today.
- 17:56Speaker 2: And if you're.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Thinking of that really cool iconic bridge that you see
- 18:01Speaker 1: in almost every picture of London, that's not the London Bridge.
- 18:05Speaker 1: That's the Tower Bridge, right.
- 18:07Speaker 2: So again we will get back to the auction, and
- 18:09Speaker 2: now all of your questions about what kind of weirdo
- 18:11Speaker 2: buys a bridge will be answered. But it is sold
- 18:15Speaker 2: and the proceeds do go to creating this more modern construction,
- 18:20Speaker 2: which is made of concrete and it is nine hundred
- 18:23Speaker 2: and twenty eight feet long. It cost four million pounds,
- 18:28Speaker 2: which is kind of a steal. Seems like a pretty
- 18:30Speaker 2: good deal, and that comes from the City of London's
- 18:33Speaker 2: Bridge House Estates, which is I guess they're the ones
- 18:37Speaker 2: who kind of handled all this bridge, this bridge business.
- 18:41Speaker 1: And for everyone who is unfamiliar with this very strange,
- 18:46Speaker 1: ridiculous situation. Yes, the City of London is different from
- 18:51Speaker 1: London London. The City of London is a city inside
- 18:55Speaker 1: of London called the City of London. And they've got
- 18:57Speaker 1: a bunch of really weird rules. We did some on
- 19:00Speaker 1: stuff they'll want you to know about it years and
- 19:02Speaker 1: years back.
- 19:03Speaker 2: So the previous bridge is sort of disassembled, I guess
- 19:07Speaker 2: piece by piece.
- 19:09Speaker 1: Yeah, as there as they're it's almost like they're phasing
- 19:12Speaker 1: in one bridge and phasing out the other so that
- 19:15Speaker 1: people can still traverse the river. And we said this, Yes,
- 19:20Speaker 1: there was an auction for the other bridge. It is true, folks,
- 19:25Speaker 1: it was sold. We'll go to Evan Andrews writing for
- 19:28Speaker 1: history dot com. This bridge stood for over one hundred
- 19:31Speaker 1: and thirty years and it just wasn't worth renovating. So
- 19:37Speaker 1: the City of London, when they said we're going to
- 19:39Speaker 1: build a new bridge, we're gonna build a thing that
- 19:41Speaker 1: can deal with automobile traffic. They came up with the
- 19:46Speaker 1: idea of the auction because of a pretty pretty wily
- 19:51Speaker 1: city councilor, Ivan Luckin, who said, hey, you guys, Americans
- 19:57Speaker 1: will buy anything. And in nineteen six eight he went
- 20:01Speaker 1: across the Atlantic, and he started trying to sell a
- 20:03Speaker 1: bridge to strangers, which is the old school like stereotypical grift. Right,
- 20:09Speaker 1: someone says, hey, I'll sell you I own the Brooklyn
- 20:11Speaker 1: Bridge for fifty bucks. You can have it. They might
- 20:15Speaker 1: even give you a certificate or so on. So this
- 20:17Speaker 1: is one of the only real cases of somebody selling
- 20:20Speaker 1: a bridge in a way that was not a grift.
- 20:23Speaker 1: He knew it was gonna be tough, and he leaned
- 20:26Speaker 1: into the history aspect. He told he didn't emphasize the
- 20:31Speaker 1: use or the efficacy of the bridge. He emphasized the history.
- 20:36Speaker 1: You're not buying just a bridge, he said in a
- 20:38Speaker 1: press conference in New York. It is the air to
- 20:41Speaker 1: two thousand years of history, going back to the first
- 20:44Speaker 1: century AD to the time of the Roman Lindinium. And
- 20:50Speaker 1: most people politely declined except for one guy, a businessman
- 20:55Speaker 1: named Robert McCullough.
- 21:04Speaker 2: That's right, Robert McCullough, indeed, a resident of Missouri, lifelong
- 21:08Speaker 2: resident Missouri, who was an industrialist who had created companies
- 21:14Speaker 2: that sold oil and I was just teased a little
- 21:17Speaker 2: bit earlier, sold oil motors and of course chainsaws. That's
- 21:22Speaker 2: what you do that's the golden triad right there, oil
- 21:27Speaker 2: motors and chainsaws. And he was, as you might imagine,
- 21:30Speaker 2: a bit of a kooky fellow. He was known for
- 21:34Speaker 2: spearheading some pretty out there business ideas which he stood
- 21:39Speaker 2: behind completely. In nineteen sixty three, he bought thousands of
- 21:43Speaker 2: acres of land near Lake Have A Sioux Have a
- 21:46Speaker 2: Sue Have a Sue in Arizona, which is a body
- 21:51Speaker 2: of water that was creative in the Colorado River was dammed,
- 21:56Speaker 2: not like you know, by hell fire, but like by
- 21:59Speaker 2: you know, a process of damming. McCullough then created or
- 22:04Speaker 2: founded a community around the lake called Lake Have a
- 22:08Speaker 2: Sioux City, and he intended to make it sort of
- 22:12Speaker 2: like a resort community, a bit of a you know,
- 22:17Speaker 2: tourist destination. Right. Yeah, but this is a problem.
- 22:22Speaker 1: So the Lake have Asou community, Lake have Asoux City,
- 22:27Speaker 1: as it's called. It's in the middle of nowhere. It's Arizona,
- 22:32Speaker 1: it's kind of hot. They need something to jush it up.
- 22:36Speaker 1: They need a reason for people to visit in the
- 22:40Speaker 1: first place. And our buddy Robert says, I had this
- 22:44Speaker 1: ridiculous idea of bringing the London Bridge to the Arizona desert,
- 22:48Speaker 1: and he was joking with the folks at the Chicago
- 22:51Speaker 1: Tribune magazine and he said, I needed the bridge, but.
- 22:54Speaker 2: Even if I didn't, I might have bought it anyway.
- 22:58Speaker 2: So wacky. Yeah, he's there, real kooks to that guy.
- 23:02Speaker 1: Yeah, And he talks about how he he talked about
- 23:07Speaker 1: how he essentially got hammered with the authorities from City
- 23:13Speaker 1: of London to try to get a good deal. He said,
- 23:15Speaker 1: we poured an awful lot of scotch try to loosen
- 23:18Speaker 1: them up enough to give us some idea of how
- 23:20Speaker 1: much they wanted. So what is the what is the
- 23:26Speaker 1: actual price he ended up paying.
- 23:28Speaker 2: I thought you were originally going to go to like
- 23:29Speaker 2: he was getting hammered by the city with like regulations
- 23:32Speaker 2: and rules as to know, he in fact was getting
- 23:36Speaker 2: absolutely wasted with these folks pouring whiskeys and coming up
- 23:40Speaker 2: with crazy ideas and then you know, just you it's
- 23:42Speaker 2: a negotiating tactic, you know, the old social lubricant. He
- 23:46Speaker 2: again was telling the Chicago Tribune that he learned that
- 23:49Speaker 2: the cost of dismantling the bridge was one point two
- 23:54Speaker 2: million dollars American to the folks over in London. So
- 23:58Speaker 2: McCulloch and a busy associate of his who he had
- 24:01Speaker 2: partnered with a fellow named would figure that it would
- 24:05Speaker 2: be not too insulting of an offer if they just
- 24:07Speaker 2: doubled that, right, but also a pretty good deal, you know,
- 24:11Speaker 2: because they're covering the costs of the demolition. Again, it's
- 24:14Speaker 2: not really like I keep seeing them using the word
- 24:17Speaker 2: demolition feels like a little bit of a misnomer. It's
- 24:19Speaker 2: the demolition I think of as being like exploding something
- 24:23Speaker 2: into dust and debris and then you know, using a
- 24:26Speaker 2: glorified industrial broom and dust pant of just get that
- 24:30Speaker 2: stuff away out of there and like bury it or whatever.
- 24:33Speaker 2: But no, they had to dismantle it. So that actually,
- 24:35Speaker 2: once again in terms of like good deals, that seems
- 24:38Speaker 2: like a pretty low price, you know, but a real
- 24:41Speaker 2: demolition probably would have been cheaper.
- 24:43Speaker 1: Right, right, And so he wanted to again put a
- 24:47Speaker 1: personal spin on this. He said, I'll also just add
- 24:51Speaker 1: another sixty thousand US dollars there, one thousand dollars for
- 24:56Speaker 1: each year of my age when the bridge reopens here
- 25:00Speaker 1: in Arizona. So this all together brings the price to
- 25:03Speaker 1: two million, four hundred and sixty thousand dollars and boom.
- 25:08Speaker 1: Robert is officially, when you think about it, the owner
- 25:11Speaker 1: of the world's largest antique because it's you know, it's
- 25:15Speaker 1: the whole bridge. And again that comes from the excellent
- 25:18Speaker 1: article I mentioned earlier, Evan Andrews on history dot Com
- 25:22Speaker 1: how London Bridge ended up in Arizona. As you can see,
- 25:25Speaker 1: fella ridiculous. Historians couldn't give you the title right away.
- 25:28Speaker 1: We had to build up to it.
- 25:30Speaker 2: How indeed, that is the question, and very carefully because
- 25:34Speaker 2: again we know that the process of you know, dismantling
- 25:37Speaker 2: this bridge was sort of an engineering feat in and
- 25:39Speaker 2: of itself. So now you got to put the thing
- 25:41Speaker 2: back together after, of course shipping it. I wonder if
- 25:44Speaker 2: the cost of shipping it was taken into account. It
- 25:47Speaker 2: seems like it was, since at least in terms of
- 25:49Speaker 2: the purchase price, so that would have been something that
- 25:51Speaker 2: McCullough would have been responsible for. So they had to
- 25:53Speaker 2: like package up each of these bricks, labeling them in
- 25:57Speaker 2: such a way as to make it clear which one
- 25:59Speaker 2: can to which one, so they could maintain the you know,
- 26:03Speaker 2: the structural integrity of the thing. You know, you can't
- 26:06Speaker 2: just these are arched pieces that have to connect, and
- 26:09Speaker 2: it's exactly the right order to create those load bearing
- 26:13Speaker 2: arch structures, right yeah, just so.
- 26:16Speaker 1: And it sounds like a crazy endeavor, but again there's
- 26:20Speaker 1: a lot of money involved, and people are treating the
- 26:24Speaker 1: bridge and the pieces of the bridge with immense respect.
- 26:28Speaker 1: It is a incredibly meticulous, painstaking disassembly and assembly process.
- 26:36Speaker 1: They do something weird. They ship it, you know, through
- 26:38Speaker 1: the Panama Canal, so it arrives at Long Beach, California,
- 26:42Speaker 1: and there's a convoy of trucks, a fleet of trucks
- 26:45Speaker 1: carrying these crates across the desert, and construction crews are
- 26:52Speaker 1: already kind of figuring out how to modernize the bridge.
- 26:55Speaker 1: They build a hollow core of steel reinforced concrete, and
- 27:00Speaker 1: over that kind of skeleton they they lay these ten
- 27:05Speaker 1: thousand tons of that eighteen hundred's granted, it takes it
- 27:10Speaker 1: takes a while. And they also are getting into some
- 27:14Speaker 1: weird landscaping, like they make an artificial island essentially.
- 27:19Speaker 2: It's really interesting. I mean, this does seem just just
- 27:21Speaker 2: screams like this is the idea of something of a
- 27:25Speaker 2: mad man. You know. It reminds me of the Erner
- 27:28Speaker 2: Herzog film starring Klauskinski called Fitzgeraldo, where the main character
- 27:34Speaker 2: name of the film, Fitzgeraldo, decides to move an entire
- 27:38Speaker 2: opera house into I believe, the Peruvian jungle. And in
- 27:44Speaker 2: the making of the actual film, there is a making
- 27:46Speaker 2: of it's called I Believe Something of dreams. But they
- 27:50Speaker 2: actually do it. They really do do it. They move
- 27:53Speaker 2: this opera house with cranes and lifts and pulleys and
- 27:56Speaker 2: all this stuff, and it is a thing to behold.
- 27:59Speaker 2: I believe this film was in the mid seventies, and
- 28:02Speaker 2: this is just the only way they would have been
- 28:04Speaker 2: able to do it, also to get it into this
- 28:06Speaker 2: densely populated jungle. So not only is it about a
- 28:11Speaker 2: eccentric person who was doing this, but also the actual
- 28:14Speaker 2: creators of the film were very eccentric in and of themselves.
- 28:17Speaker 2: You know, Herzog is a known interesting gentleman and creative
- 28:21Speaker 2: genius and has lots of really interesting hot takes on
- 28:24Speaker 2: culture and society, and he made that happen. So this
- 28:27Speaker 2: I can't not think about that when we're talking about
- 28:30Speaker 2: moving this bridge.
- 28:31Speaker 1: And people did call it Rob's folly, mcculla's folly, just
- 28:36Speaker 1: like how they used to clown the guy who purchased
- 28:39Speaker 1: Alaska for the US for quite some time. What was
- 28:42Speaker 1: that Seward's folly? So all told, if you're looking at
- 28:46Speaker 1: the if they were to give him a receipt for
- 28:49Speaker 1: this strange adventure, the tab would run up to seven
- 28:53Speaker 1: million dollars, and that is seven times as much as
- 28:57Speaker 1: Rob had spent buying the land that made up Lake
- 29:01Speaker 1: Havasu City. It wasn't until October tenth, nineteen seventy one,
- 29:06Speaker 1: that London Bridge was ready for its debut in the
- 29:09Speaker 1: United States. He makes this such a big party, such
- 29:13Speaker 1: a big spectacle. You already know the guy. This is
- 29:16Speaker 1: classic Rob. He's got skydivers, fireworks, multiple marching bands, hot
- 29:21Speaker 1: air balloons. He's serving lobster and roast beef, like getting
- 29:25Speaker 1: the lobster to Arizona. Already spare no expense. This guy
- 29:29Speaker 1: is bawling and he serves the roast beef and lobster
- 29:34Speaker 1: because it's the same meal, according to legend, that was
- 29:38Speaker 1: served to King William the Fourth when the bridge originally
- 29:42Speaker 1: opened in eighteen thirty one. The Lord Mayor of London
- 29:46Speaker 1: shows up. He's got his whole shebang on. You know,
- 29:49Speaker 1: his black robes, he's got a sword bearer walking around.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Different celebrities of the day are there. And The New
- 29:56Speaker 1: York Times quoted one British reporter say, it's a super gimmick.
- 30:01Speaker 2: It's all quite mad.
- 30:03Speaker 1: It could only happen in America, only in American and
- 30:05Speaker 1: would think of investing that much in something as crazy
- 30:08Speaker 1: as this in a weird way, you guys, it's an
- 30:12Speaker 1: advertisement for the United States.
- 30:15Speaker 2: Oh, one hundred percent, and FastTrack for me really quickly. Fitzgradi.
- 30:18Speaker 2: He doesn't move an opera house. He moves a steamship.
- 30:22Speaker 2: A little more doable undertaking, but absolutely insane to behold
- 30:25Speaker 2: in the film, he wants to build an opera house
- 30:27Speaker 2: in the Peruvian jungle in the Andes. So yeah, this
- 30:31Speaker 2: is a very American undertaking. Ben, This is just kind
- 30:35Speaker 2: of like, you know, the idea of ingenuity despite you know, come, come,
- 30:40Speaker 2: what may you know we're gonna get this done. We're
- 30:42Speaker 2: gonna pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and make this happen,
- 30:46Speaker 2: even if it seems like the stupidest idea ever. And
- 30:50Speaker 2: of course there were a lot of people who thought
- 30:53Speaker 2: this was entirely a crackpot game. The you know, like
- 30:58Speaker 2: I said earlier, the people were calling it McColo's folly.
- 31:00Speaker 2: A lot of folks predicted that he and his business
- 31:03Speaker 2: associates would rule the day that they bought this bridge,
- 31:07Speaker 2: and there was there was a funny statement in and
- 31:10Speaker 2: of itself.
- 31:11Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a rumor. It's kind of like anti
- 31:17Speaker 1: anti McCullough propaganda. People would whisper this at dinner parties.
- 31:22Speaker 1: They would say, you know, the Americans didn't think about
- 31:26Speaker 1: what they were getting into. They bought the wrong bridge.
- 31:30Speaker 1: They wanted the Tower Bridge, but they got our old,
- 31:33Speaker 1: crappy London Bridge. And then these guys McCullough and crew
- 31:38Speaker 1: vehemently deny this. They say, no, we did our research,
- 31:42Speaker 1: we know the bridge we're buying. Why would we spend
- 31:45Speaker 1: this much money on the wrong bridge. So that would
- 31:47Speaker 1: be hilarious.
- 31:48Speaker 4: Would be hilarious, but also kind of who cares at
- 31:51Speaker 4: the end of the day, Like it's it's more about
- 31:53Speaker 4: the the undertaking of doing it of you know, the
- 31:58Speaker 4: Tower Bridge would have been historical as well, not as
- 32:01Speaker 4: maybe quite as historical, but just the undertaking of moving
- 32:04Speaker 4: this thing and transporting it and rebuilding it in a
- 32:07Speaker 4: place that it had no business being nor served any
- 32:10Speaker 4: real function.
- 32:11Speaker 2: That in and of itself was the whole kind of Uh.
- 32:14Speaker 2: I don't want to use the word grift because this
- 32:16Speaker 2: really wasn't. He's not ripping anybody off per se. He's
- 32:19Speaker 2: just you know, creating kind of a wow factor of like,
- 32:21Speaker 2: you know, a display of absolutely bold, you know, kind
- 32:27Speaker 2: of bravado in doing this thing. So which you ever
- 32:29Speaker 2: bridge it was, I think it probably would have had
- 32:32Speaker 2: roughly the same effect.
- 32:33Speaker 1: Yeah, agreed, And it's very smart too. Just because someone's
- 32:37Speaker 1: eccentric doesn't mean they're dumb. It is exactly what Lake
- 32:41Speaker 1: Havasu City needs. It saves the development because it was
- 32:45Speaker 1: sort of fizzling before, Like he wanted to create this
- 32:48Speaker 1: like resort community, this tourist attraction, it wasn't really working,
- 32:52Speaker 1: and this was Yeah, it's hot, it's arid, it's in
- 32:55Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere. It's tough to convince people to go.
- 32:58Speaker 1: There were only a few hundred flks living there in
- 33:00Speaker 1: the early nineteen sixties. By nineteen seventy four, there were
- 33:03Speaker 1: over ten thousand people there by nineteen seventy five. The
- 33:07Speaker 1: Chamber of Commerce, which has done a great job with
- 33:10Speaker 1: the you know, we're leaning on them as a source.
- 33:13Speaker 1: The Lake Havasu City Chamber of Commerce says this bridge
- 33:16Speaker 1: gets US two million visitors per year.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Wow, that's impressive. Great.
- 33:23Speaker 1: It worked crazy like a fox, you guys, rob is
- 33:26Speaker 1: crazy like a fox, Wiley like coyote.
- 33:30Speaker 2: Robert McCullough, you know, as we mentioned, he was a
- 33:33Speaker 2: fan of these types of gambits, and he went on
- 33:37Speaker 2: to launch a few others that are kind of interesting.
- 33:40Speaker 2: Standing in nineteen seventy seven, he promoted something called gyro
- 33:44Speaker 2: planes as commuter vehicles. They're sort of like helicopter adjacents.
- 33:49Speaker 2: I don't know, have you seen these ben Do they
- 33:51Speaker 2: even exist or did it kind of not get off
- 33:53Speaker 2: the ground at all.
- 33:55Speaker 1: They look like, oh, yeah, you know how an El
- 33:58Speaker 1: Camino looks like a car, then a truck that kind
- 34:02Speaker 1: of became a truck at the end. This this looks
- 34:05Speaker 1: like a plane that sort of fell into becoming a helicopter.
- 34:09Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like the kind of like shuttley thing
- 34:12Speaker 2: you might ride in Tomorrowland at Disney World. It's like
- 34:14Speaker 2: it's definitely intended to be very futuristic in its design.
- 34:18Speaker 2: The autod at home, I can see that. Yeah, it's
- 34:21Speaker 2: it's sort of like a maybe a two or three
- 34:23Speaker 2: passenger vehicle maximum with Okay, yeah, it does seem so
- 34:28Speaker 2: because the body of the thing is not very large. Uh,
- 34:31Speaker 2: and it only has like it looks like, I mean,
- 34:34Speaker 2: don't helicopters have more than two blades? Or is it
- 34:38Speaker 2: just two blades? Is it the same exact orientation as
- 34:41Speaker 2: a helicopter prop.
- 34:42Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same concept, but helicopter blades can vary,
- 34:47Speaker 1: you know, anywhere from just two all the way up
- 34:49Speaker 1: to like eight, and this one is just two, like
- 34:53Speaker 1: straight across, you know, just a one line and then
- 34:56Speaker 1: it spins and and gives the thing lift. But dud
- 34:59Speaker 1: tape and confidence. That's a that's what a europlane is.
- 35:03Speaker 2: It does seem like I love the idea of calling
- 35:05Speaker 2: them a europlane. It sounds delicious.
- 35:07Speaker 1: So spoiler, the flying car or flying transport thing doesn't
- 35:13Speaker 1: work out, But that's how it is. When you're an
- 35:17Speaker 1: idea man, you got to understand that even if ninety
- 35:21Speaker 1: percent of your ideas don't work out, the one big
- 35:24Speaker 1: one can make your legacy, right, It can cement your
- 35:28Speaker 1: place in history. The London Bridge, the London Bridge gambit
- 35:32Speaker 1: works and we know just a little bit more about
- 35:36Speaker 1: the Old London Bridge. It wasn't lost completely to history.
- 35:42Speaker 1: According to Ben Johnson in Remains of the Old London
- 35:46Speaker 1: Bridge for Historic UK, there are lasting remnants of the
- 35:51Speaker 1: old bridge and you can see them built into other
- 35:54Speaker 1: pieces of London architecture. Specifically, Ben Johnson talks about the
- 35:59Speaker 1: tower Saint Magnus the Martyr's Church on the Lower Thames Street.
- 36:03Speaker 2: Yes, and one of the foundational archways under the very
- 36:07Speaker 2: tower itself actually came from the old London Bridge that
- 36:11Speaker 2: was dismantled in eighteen thirty one. It was actually originally
- 36:16Speaker 2: the pedestrian entrance onto the bridge, So that piece in
- 36:20Speaker 2: and of itself has an insane amount of history. Just
- 36:23Speaker 2: think about all of the people on foot that would
- 36:26Speaker 2: have passed under that arch.
- 36:28Speaker 1: That's one of the cool things about London. Last time
- 36:32Speaker 1: I was there, just walking around, I was in the
- 36:34Speaker 1: City of London. Actually I was walking toward this restaurant
- 36:40Speaker 1: that's run by one of my absolute favorite chefs in
- 36:42Speaker 1: the world, is called Saint John's. The chef's name is
- 36:45Speaker 1: Fergus Henderson. So I was walking in that direction and
- 36:49Speaker 1: it it just happened by these plaques about like things
- 36:53Speaker 1: that are ancient to me as an American. You know,
- 36:56Speaker 1: it's crazy how close you can be to history in London.
- 37:02Speaker 2: And you can get.
- 37:03Speaker 1: Close to history too if you travel to Arizona. If
- 37:07Speaker 1: you say I don't want to spring for a ticket
- 37:10Speaker 1: for playing flight across the Atlantic, well not's worry, because
- 37:15Speaker 1: we have a little bit of London at home. You
- 37:18Speaker 1: can go to Lake Havasu today and you can see
- 37:23Speaker 1: Rob McCullough's folly. It's still there. It's super cool, and honestly,
- 37:29Speaker 1: I think we should go. It's right on the border
- 37:32Speaker 1: of California in Arizona. What do you think we get
- 37:35Speaker 1: accounting to pay for that accounting?
- 37:37Speaker 2: We can just you know, it's better to ask for
- 37:38Speaker 2: forgiveness than permission. So I say, let's go for this
- 37:42Speaker 2: guy McCulloch man. He reminds I may have mentioned this
- 37:44Speaker 2: on the show before, but I used to work for
- 37:46Speaker 2: a fellow his name, I will not say, not a
- 37:50Speaker 2: particularly awesome guy. He's not a great dude to work with,
- 37:53Speaker 2: and sometimes eccentrics can be a little bit difficult as
- 37:56Speaker 2: human beings. But he had all of these kind of
- 37:59Speaker 2: little Piamusky kind of ideas, and he would talk about them.
- 38:03Speaker 2: He would, you know, create kind of like it was
- 38:05Speaker 2: a marketing company, so he would create kind of like
- 38:06Speaker 2: fake logos and marketing around them, and then they would fizzle.
- 38:09Speaker 2: He wouldn't actually do anything with them. But one of them,
- 38:11Speaker 2: I swear he had his finger on the pulse. Right
- 38:13Speaker 2: before this thing just really became real with no participation
- 38:16Speaker 2: from him, he said, what if we had I came
- 38:18Speaker 2: up with, what if we had this like additive for
- 38:20Speaker 2: water that was like a powder and it made it
- 38:22Speaker 2: flavored and gave it like extra minerals and electrolytes, and
- 38:26Speaker 2: we're gonna call it H two woe. And I was like, man,
- 38:32Speaker 2: that's kind of smart. And nothing happened with it, and
- 38:34Speaker 2: now that stuff is everywhere. So just goes to show
- 38:37Speaker 2: if you have what seemed like a pie in the
- 38:39Speaker 2: sky idea, sometimes you're just ahead of the curve, you know,
- 38:42Speaker 2: and definitely do your best to follow your dream. Just
- 38:45Speaker 2: don't like stomp people into the dirt in the process.
- 38:48Speaker 1: And tell us what kind of bridges you would like
- 38:51Speaker 1: to sell. Kidding, kidding, but this is this is great.
- 38:54Speaker 1: This is a cool piece of truly ridiculous history. And
- 38:57Speaker 1: they gotta say, I've got a lot of respect for
- 38:59Speaker 1: Rob McCullough. I love people with big ideas and I
- 39:03Speaker 1: can't believe he pulled it off. Congratulations to you, sir,
- 39:07Speaker 1: and thanks as always to our super producer mister Max Williams.
- 39:10Speaker 1: Thanks to Alex Williams. Thanks to Jonathan Strickland. We should
- 39:14Speaker 1: try to sell Jonathan a bridge.
- 39:16Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure, I think he'd be here. You know,
- 39:19Speaker 2: he has this the kind of Anglo file that if
- 39:21Speaker 2: given the appropriate resources, he might well buy a bridge
- 39:26Speaker 2: or portion of a bridge that contained pieces of English history.
- 39:31Speaker 2: Also huge thanks to Christopher haciotis here in spirit, Eves,
- 39:34Speaker 2: Jeff Coates, and you've Ben and thanks to you Noel.
- 39:39Speaker 2: Thanks to you Max.
- 39:40Speaker 1: Let's head off to London or Arizona. What's the difference
- 39:44Speaker 1: really now?
- 39:45Speaker 2: Yeah, when you think about it, you close your eyes.
- 39:48Speaker 2: We'll see you next time, folks. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio,
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