Latest / Mind Triggers Podcast / S4: Ep. 10.5 The IG Catfish? Jaclyn part 2
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- 0:07I just say about you. Oh Lord, oh Lord.
- 0:11So he would probably say that I'm wild, but I feel like we
- 0:19didn't work out because of our sexually.
- 0:21I'm more sexual than him. So I think he would probably
- 0:24say, I don't know, probably horrible things, probably think
- 0:26I'm a hoe, some crazy shit, I don't know, some thought ass
- 0:30activities used to tell me I used to do, but like, I really
- 0:33wasn't doing anything. About a host, a whole phase.
- 0:35Yeah, totally. I feel like everyone needs to go
- 0:38through one. OK, what was it?
- 0:39What was it your greatest accomplishment in your whole
- 0:41phase? Oh wow.
- 0:43Definitely taking souls, for sure.
- 0:45Talking about them, I've got a soul no more but.
- 0:48Definitely taking souls. You really see, like, how people
- 0:51are not, like, sexually like, advanced.
- 0:55Like, they're really like some beginners out there that, like,
- 0:59you would never think like, I'm like, all right, Like I'm
- 1:02nervous to touch you. But then I'm like, shit, like,
- 1:04I'm here being the more dominant one.
- 1:06Yeah, so. Be gentle.
- 1:08Yeah. No, I can't.
- 1:09I can't believe that. Like, choke me.
- 1:11Slap me. Oh.
- 1:12You light skin, you easily bruise.
- 1:14Not claw me. Yeah, claw me.
- 1:17God damn. Claw.
- 1:19I love it. Around.
- 1:20All right Little Claw. No, you said back in your whole
- 1:25phase. What's something that you think
- 1:28that you can share that that happened back in your whole
- 1:30phase? I definitely.
- 1:34So I was with this kid my whole phase, definitely.
- 1:39I caught feelings, right? He caught feelings.
- 1:42I kind of fucked that up. I always fucked good things up.
- 1:44But I definitely took his soul. The first time I ever licked
- 1:47him, literally was shaking. The leg was above the ear,
- 1:52shaking. But not the Gooch.
- 1:53No. So like, here's the thing,
- 1:56here's the thing. I'm like, I'm like, no, I lick
- 1:58anything. Like I'll.
- 2:00So you ain't his ass. Totally.
- 2:02I won't get your tongue. I don't know.
- 2:04Can we see? OK.
- 2:08That's the tongue that snatched his souls.
- 2:11Wow, I really do snatch Souls. It's all about your movement,
- 2:15OK? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
- 2:16wait, Pause 'cause you eat ass but don't lick.
- 2:19Gooch. Yeah, a clean ass.
- 2:23Hold on. Clean.
- 2:25But the Gooch is right. There.
- 2:27Oh yeah. Totally but you.
- 2:29Have to do the No, I do. You have to do the whole thing.
- 2:32It's a whole movement. But I feel like that's why I had
- 2:35a one guy told me he was like, now I know why your ex was so
- 2:38crazy about you. Because your head is so crazy.
- 2:41Oh, totally. So I'm like, all right, yeah, I
- 2:44already knew. That head game on fire.
- 2:45It is I would rather give head, sometimes even have sex,
- 2:49honestly. I would rather get head than
- 2:53have sex. See.
- 2:54Like me, it's like, it's whatever.
- 2:57I mean, I really don't need it, but I mean, if you're giving it,
- 3:00I mean, I love a good 6:00 to 9:00, but. 6 to 9.
- 3:04You know, whatever, whatever you want it, but I'd rather just
- 3:09give head wherever. But can you successfully
- 3:12accomplish totally know because 910 women did like cheating or?
- 3:16No, you have. To like you have to go.
- 3:18Hard. Either chance.
- 3:19Some kind of way be giving a thigh job or something.
- 3:21Who? Knows you got a mount.
- 3:23Wow, you got to moan while you get your head like you really
- 3:27enjoy it. So you don't got those?
- 3:28Much work? No, totally.
- 3:29But I do like, I enjoy giving heads.
- 3:32So, like, I feel like I just take.
- 3:33Over. So you going in in the 69 like I
- 3:36got him moaning like? Slob after slob, eyes be
- 3:39dripping. So like you, so you.
- 3:41Can Deep Throat. Totally yes.
- 3:44Not whatever you have. I really be soaking wet.
- 3:49All my things out there, could you, could you see your throat?
- 3:53Your throat my. Throat.
- 3:55I feel like I have a good throat.
- 3:58Thank you. I.
- 3:59Think out of me. I don't know I'm accent out but
- 4:02God damn God damn I'm a try now why?
- 4:08I think it's a perfect size. It is.
- 4:10I'm telling you, and I feel like I had braces when I was like
- 4:14freshman year and my bracket was on the inside, so you really had
- 4:17to be careful. You didn't cut anybody.
- 4:18Damn. Yeah, that's good.
- 4:20I'm telling you, like people ask me how, like I'm good I'm.
- 4:23Like around and retain it how you suck Dick.
- 4:25No, it's like you had braces, so like the bracket either on the
- 4:28outside or inside, Maya was on the inside.
- 4:31So like, oh, like behind your. Teeth.
- 4:32Yeah. So, like, you would literally
- 4:34like cut skin if you got somebody with it.
- 4:36That's great. Yeah.
- 4:38No, totally. Never have I ever slept with a
- 4:40Co worker. In a closet.
- 4:44In a closet? Damn.
- 4:47What? Must have been great.
- 4:50God do. In a closet.
- 4:54Wow. In a closet.
- 4:57Totally. That must have been a good
- 4:58flashback. It was.
- 4:59It was it was like, what do you need to fix?
- 5:02You know what I mean? Like you go in the closet, just
- 5:05bounce on top and then go back to doing what you're doing.
- 5:10Any any funny sex stories? I feel like this one time I was
- 5:15having sex with this guy and he was on top of me and he was
- 5:18like, how were the tacos? And I was.
- 5:21Like the? Fuck, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 5:24He actually had a tacos. What?
- 5:25Yeah, had tacos that night. Yeah, we did.
- 5:27He made it. No, he took me for them made.
- 5:31Him too. So he didn't make the tacos, but
- 5:34he actually how the tacos were. Yeah, but I didn't even care
- 5:36because I did curb right to the left.
- 5:38So how's that Taco while I'm in New Taco?
- 5:41And I'm just like, I'm like, he was good.
- 5:44I'm like, what the fuck? Like what do you want me to say?
- 5:46Do you? Like this beef in your Taco?
- 5:50You're on top of me like, I'm like, OK, I'm like, all right.
- 5:54So then I'm like, I can't work like this, like it's like a job
- 5:58I had to give him head real. Quick and then and put him down,
- 6:00yeah. He starts shaking.
- 6:03He's like I need 5 minutes. I'm like, I'm going to bed.
- 6:05Start doing the broke up most things out there that broke up.
- 6:09My part. Yeah, that shit was, Yeah, it
- 6:12was interesting. So you would say you're in
- 6:14control during sex? Yeah, totally.
- 6:15I think I'm a little shy in the beginning and I feel like
- 6:18people, but everyone feel that like why are you so nervous?
- 6:21But then once we get in the. Bed we do.
- 6:23This. But yeah, I go crazy because
- 6:27sometimes the guy is really unexperienced.
- 6:30That's like every time I have sex, I try to sex with the same
- 6:32person. And then you test the limits,
- 6:34especially with HEAD, to see how far they could take it.
- 6:37Okay. So what's the for this right
- 6:38now? Did you go?
- 6:39Definitely eat ass. I feel like it's important.
- 6:43Wait, who I did was it? Was it?
- 6:44Yeah, I did. Was his.
- 6:45I did. Go for it, but I did.
- 6:46It's the. Limit.
- 6:46You better warn me first, don't know.
- 6:49I mean, I do like a little, you know, like a little like Lake
- 6:52Lake. No, no, no, no tell.
- 6:53Me like slurping that. Tell me the game plan before we
- 6:56go into it. Doesn't.
- 6:57Don't, don't. Wanna play without bulls during
- 6:59the game? Exactly.
- 7:00Don't wanna play without me? Tell me the game plan before.
- 7:02Like, come on. That's a team effort.
- 7:04No, but like every time. I need a view film and all that.
- 7:07I need a playbook I. Don't see.
- 7:09Respectfully, you ain't shit. Respectfully, you ain't shit
- 7:13juice. I didn't have a complaint yet,
- 7:16so. Any other?
- 7:17Do you agree with that? Just do it instead of talking to
- 7:23the person. What's that face for?
- 7:28You should have done up that drink hitting.
- 7:32My name Jeff Look. I like turtles.
- 7:36Not turtles, I'm telling you. My Mama said she inside.
- 7:41My mom said no, she's not home. Wow.
- 7:48That cheese. Take your time, baby.
- 7:55You know you're choking. Pardon.
- 7:57Me. And the first.
- 7:57Time. Sorry, what's one word?
- 8:02I'm not even high anymore. First of all, what's one word to
- 8:10describe getting head for you? Definitely.
- 8:14What sloppy. And then I just gave head last
- 8:18night. So.
- 8:21What about your first time getting HEAD?
- 8:23Getting Oh my God, I was like, what the fuck is he doing?
- 8:28Like I. Don't was bad.
- 8:29I don't. It was, like, sloppy.
- 8:32Too much, too much tongue. Yeah, it was like, too much.
- 8:34It was all over the place. I'm like, first of all like
- 8:37pussy is cute. It's not big.
- 8:39Like, where are you going? Like he was going off track.
- 8:41He hit the he. Was down, up, down, left, right,
- 8:43left, right, AB, AB. Do you mind like training guys?
- 8:49No teaching them. No, totally not.
- 8:51Because someone taught me I so go up with this kid.
- 8:54In 8th grade we used to meet at like a high school.
- 8:56No, not 8th grade. Okay.
- 8:57No. Like what was it like, junior?
- 8:59Year Junior Okay 9th she. Actually like it.
- 9:02Was there? One time, she said.
- 9:10What grade was? It I was not the kid she met up
- 9:12with. It was not me she met up with.
- 9:14No. No.
- 9:15I honestly, I say like I did. That was in class.
- 9:18Because I was given hand and he was like, you know, I'm gonna
- 9:20tell you what I like. I'm like okay.
- 9:22Never had someone like stop me. What do you like a lot of four
- 9:25plays? Beginning when you started.
- 9:27Here you go. That she was crazy.
- 9:29And then and I used. To wasn't late with the heck.
- 9:31No it. Wasn't his day was beginning.
- 9:34What's? The technique now I can't just
- 9:37like. Give it away, I used.
- 9:39To teach my friends. I think it's definitely about
- 9:41how your hands, Both hands need to be in coordinated and they
- 9:45need to be doing something at all times.
- 9:47So either it's like crossing the balls or like playing with it.
- 9:50You need to be doing something, always.
- 9:53Basically, all hands on deck. Always.
- 9:55And they need to be like, you need to be like, soaking wet.
- 9:57Like if you need a gag to get some spit, you need to do that
- 10:00shit. I'm telling you, you could tell,
- 10:03like, when you hook up with the guy, they haven't had good head.
- 10:07Ever, ever. You could tell.
- 10:10You could tell really. Because they they can't walk
- 10:12after. Like, act like he woke at the
- 10:16gas station like. Walking Dead shut the fuck.
- 10:17Up he got. Like limp.
- 10:20He woke at the gas station. He was limp.
- 10:21That's all we know. The gas station.
- 10:22The guy probably got good heads that we don't know.
- 10:25Every morning he get good head he's.
- 10:27Like everyone get good head. Limp in the work.
- 10:30Like I did with your yo-yo. What Your premium?
- 10:33Tell you about your beautiful eyes.
- 10:35Exactly. Anybody.
- 10:35You know what he'll miss. Your mother and everything.
- 10:37Come on now. Now you got.
- 10:38Now you gotta take him out. Hey bougies.
- 10:43It's the bougie babe of the Bougie Babe Podcast.
- 10:46So a little bit about my podcast.
- 10:49I engage in uninhibited and uncensored conversations in my
- 10:54episodes. I fearlessly drive into
- 10:57everything under the sun. If you're searching for an
- 11:00entertainment podcast that doesn't hold back, explores
- 11:03topics others might shy away from, and celebrates
- 11:07authenticity, you found your new obsession.
- 11:12Come on, y'all, let's talk about it.
- 11:13Let's. Take him out at least one time.
- 11:17Give. It some good head no.
- 11:19Here, what's the turn, ONS? I think I like a good chase, and
- 11:24I like dirty talk because I like dirty.
- 11:26Talk. Let me call him a bitch.
- 11:27Before sex. During sex.
- 11:29Before, during, it's like, it's enough.
- 11:32Like, you know what I mean? Like, I feel like sometimes it's
- 11:34like, all right. Like, we got it.
- 11:37Like other times it's like, all right.
- 11:39But, like, I play with them, too.
- 11:40Like, I like dirty talk. Like, I know, like, what they
- 11:44want to hear. Like, like one time I was like a
- 11:46ponytail and I went at, like, 2:00 AM to like, see somebody.
- 11:51And he was like, I'm like, do you like my hair?
- 11:52He's like, yeah, I'm like, do you want to pull it?
- 11:54He's like, yeah. So like, I play with them that
- 11:56way. You know what I mean?
- 11:57It's called Alley Oop. Yeah, you Alley Oop.
- 12:00Them and that's the chip. Like I want to lick you.
- 12:01And he knows what time it. Is.
- 12:03Oh, like I want to lick you. Damn.
- 12:07And an alley blue She's. Got Jason Williams, that white
- 12:11chocolate? Exactly.
- 12:11You can look at that one right there.
- 12:15Look, Sorry. Let me get that one right there.
- 12:18You set him up, you alley loop them.
- 12:19Yeah. So you already knew he's going
- 12:20to say something, you know. You know what he's going to say?
- 12:22Yeah, I know what it's like a game.
- 12:25Look, Juice, What kind of game do you play?
- 12:27PlayStation I don't know what's the next.
- 12:36Question go. To the next question please.
- 12:41Just going to skip on the head. All right, Is a thumb in the
- 12:47butt a deal breaker or a must? No, it's a must.
- 12:50So. I asked Future.
- 12:51Say I ain't got no mana for no sluts.
- 12:53I'm going to put my thumb in the butt.
- 12:55We love a good thumb in the butt.
- 12:57I love it. What if he's not like that
- 12:59sexual, like advanced, like you said, Like what do you tell him?
- 13:02I tell him what I want done. Before.
- 13:05No, like mid. Like last night for example, I
- 13:09was like, choke me, choke me came in two seconds.
- 13:12So like I. Know you call him daddy as daddy
- 13:14well. He said My phone is daddy.
- 13:17What? I'm talking about no.
- 13:19Say how you said it to him. He said my phone is daddy.
- 13:22He knows he's Daddy 100%. He'd be playing though, but we'd
- 13:26be playing the game like it's Monopoly so.
- 13:29The question is, who going to buy a boardwalk?
- 13:33Me. It's talking about shit.
- 13:36Get that boardwalk on a lot. Talking about now.
- 13:41Have you ever had a successful or unsuccessful threesome?
- 13:45Yeah, so I I had a successful, I feel like in school I I guess
- 13:50it's a threesome. I ask people if it counts, but
- 13:53it was it was with two guys. And then we'll we'll save it.
- 13:57Wait, hold on now it. Wasn't like, you know, what do
- 14:04they call that Like a. Train and then we're going to
- 14:05vote. We're going to vote if it's if
- 14:07it was successful or not. No, I definitely tell.
- 14:09Us. The story.
- 14:10So like I went, I was like out somewhere and I met this kid.
- 14:13Whatever, I didn't. I know him, though.
- 14:15So I went over to the apartment. We're laying, laying in bed.
- 14:18So then like, we're laying in bed and like another person
- 14:21comes in the room, I'm like, all right, like he's not here,
- 14:25right. Chill, working his way.
- 14:27He worked his way into the bed. So we're all just laying there.
- 14:32Yes. So wanted to put the head on his
- 14:35back. Next thing you know, hands start
- 14:36moving And then I just gave both of them head back and forth, but
- 14:41like nothing, you know went in, you know, both holes all.
- 14:45Right, let's vote juicy. Is that a threesome or not?
- 14:48No, I don't think so. I always.
- 14:50Ask Luke is that threesome? No, I would say.
- 14:53I would say no also. I think it needs to be
- 14:55penetration for three. Totally like something needs to
- 14:58insert. Unless they are females.
- 15:00But why? Why was not inserted though?
- 15:02What was they thinking? They they they didn't read the
- 15:03handbook. They busted from the head with
- 15:05your mean head. Grand, Immaculate, fucking mean.
- 15:07No pussy needed. We.
- 15:09Be slurping. No, no.
- 15:10Give me 5 minutes. I'm taking a nap.
- 15:12I'm back in the game. Put me back in the coach Camille
- 15:15Grady when I'm back in the game. Can.
- 15:16But like other times like I've I literally gave someone head and
- 15:20they're like, you literally sucked all the cum out of me.
- 15:23So like I'm like, all right, well, like he's like, I need 5
- 15:25minutes. I'm like, I'm going to bed.
- 15:26You say all like all of it, like ALL capital L.
- 15:30Yeah, he literally said all. But he was like he couldn't even
- 15:32move after that. God damn.
- 15:34That's what I'm saying Again, You want a lot of handicap
- 15:37people. Shut up.
- 15:37Handicap people. I think it's you at this point.
- 15:43I think it's you. I don't know.
- 15:46What's the best condiments to use to eat that Dick up?
- 15:50I like. OK, so like you ever, I don't
- 15:53know if anyone did like Pop Rocks.
- 15:57Wow, I love a good Pop Rocks because it's like the shock of
- 16:01it. I don't know.
- 16:02And then I love a good gunny worm.
- 16:04Like a a gummy worm. I will literally suck on the
- 16:07gunny worm and then like, have it on my mouth and then give,
- 16:11you know, start going. Crazy.
- 16:12Where's the back? Wait, look, we done?
- 16:14We don't know. Because it's like the sugar in
- 16:16it, I don't know. It does something.
- 16:19Wait, wait, so, so with the Pop Rocks, that's actually good.
- 16:21Yeah, I like the Pop Rocks. I haven't got a complaint.
- 16:26Yeah, I I've never known anybody got hit with Pop Rocks before.
- 16:29Yeah, Pop Rocks. I had an edible outfit once.
- 16:32Oh, yeah, like a candy outfit. It's sugar.
- 16:36Thank you for that. They supply it, but it's good.
- 16:38It's like sweet tarts. And like, they eat it all for
- 16:40you. Yeah.
- 16:45Just give us, give us the, the, the, the Urban Dictionary.
- 16:49So when having a slumber party with your female friends, have
- 16:52you ever had a screw the corn? What's that?
- 16:56Hit it, Luke. The Urban Dictionary Word of the
- 16:59day Screw the corn when 2 girls get naked down on all fours and
- 17:06crawl around. Your call has.
- 17:10Been forwarded. To an automatic voice message
- 17:12to. You got you.
- 17:14Got a nice head. Right.
- 17:15But absolutely not. Yeah, head is nice.
- 17:19You got nice shaved head. No.
- 17:23That no. Juice.
- 17:25You ever did that? Hell of the fuck no.
- 17:27I don't have no strap on. No.
- 17:30I actually though I think that's about.
- 17:42What's wrong with y'all y'all good?
- 17:46Oh man, I don't know. What's wrong with them?
- 17:49Talk to my soul. Let me continue this.
- 17:54Now our last question is, it's our voicemail segment.
- 17:59Now, if you could leave a voicemail, take 10 seconds.
- 18:01Think about it. If you could leave a voicemail
- 18:03for the last person you ghost, you got to tell them why you
- 18:06ghost them. So take about 10 seconds, think
- 18:08about it, and then leave your voicemail for them.
- 18:12OK. Is it like I'm not answering the
- 18:14phone? No, they're not.
- 18:15They're not answering. You're leaving a voicemail for
- 18:17them. OK And I ghost sit there.
- 18:20Yep. And you got to tell them why you
- 18:21ghost them. OK, literally, it's true.
- 18:23If someone dubs you, it's just like, that's the end of like,
- 18:26that's it. That's.
- 18:28It So before we get out of anything you want to plug out
- 18:30there, do it. We want to let nobody can
- 18:32finally put a picture up on your Instagram.
- 18:34If you want to learn so you're not going to answer the phone
- 18:37when you call me 50 times and text me every day that end the
- 18:40love of your life and you love me and then I finally give you
- 18:43the time and saying call you and you're not going to answer the
- 18:45phone, Yeah, remember that. This is why I stopped talking to
- 18:48you, because you're weird, weird, weird, weird, weird.
- 18:54Yeah, clearly he's weird. There's.
- 18:56A lot of anger behind that. It is because it's true.
- 18:58Literally. It's true.
- 19:00If someone dubs you, it's just like, that's the end of like,
- 19:03that's it, that's. It So before we get out of
- 19:06anything you want to plug out there, do you want to let nobody
- 19:08can finally put a picture up on your Instagram?
- 19:10If you want to learn, learn how to give head, hit me up.
- 19:16I'm like catfish Instagram. Also if you.
- 19:19Want to learn how to turn? If you want to learn how to turn
- 19:22$100, you know how to give to $1000.
- 19:25Or if you want to learn how to increase your cryptocurrency.
- 19:28How about you just create only fans and just give all the tips?
- 19:32On it, so that's in the works. That's.
- 19:33Or podcast. Yeah, a podcast.
- 19:36A podcast about Give a. Head.
- 19:37Yeah, definitely. Sometimes I really think I would
- 19:40be famous. I I gave my good friend some
- 19:44tips. She took it home to Herman and
- 19:46changed his life. So I don't.
- 19:48Understand. They're married.
- 19:49Two kids now. It only takes a banana to
- 19:52practice a curved banana or sausage cucumber.
- 19:58I think you're in Vienna, yeah. Want to come out the link?
- 20:03An eggplant. There's nothing left you can do
- 20:06the tip of it. Just the tip.
- 20:08Nah, I don't. Eggs makes me big as fuck.
- 20:10I don't know what the fuck y'all talking about.
- 20:14Nah. Yeah, you too all.
- 20:18Right. Well, I appreciate you coming on
- 20:19here. Thank you for having me.
- 20:21Juice. And that's and that's what a
- 20:23wise woman once said. A wise woman once said got that
- 20:30Super Soaker pussy pop like cola Coca.
- 20:33Plus, it's tighter than the choker.
- 20:35Got him smiling like the Joker. I know.
- 20:38Yeah, I know. That's Nikki.
- 20:39That's. Nikki Yeah, Super Soaker.
- 20:44Like that was a giveaway. And y'all remember in always the
- 20:49whole team gotta win.