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TikTok Famous · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:06
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:08
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:11
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:16
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:19
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:21
  Testecleese: Fake news is particularly prudent.
• 0:23
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:27
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:30
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:32
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:35
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to the 354th episode of this season of The Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:43
  Brian McFadden: And I'm Brian.
• 0:45
  Audio shared by Testecleese: What are we just do, guys? Drinking a couple beers, talking about what's going on.
• 0:52
  Testecleese: You mentioned to me, Brian, that the new agenda show is going off-air after Dvorak's death, basically, right? Yes,
• 1:03
  Brian McFadden: And part of it has to do with,
• 1:06
  Brian McFadden: Adam wasn't really happy with the direction the show was going after he became a believer.
• 1:12
  Brian McFadden: And so, you know, he's… he's gonna keep doing podcasts, but he's gonna be doing, political…
• 1:20
  Brian McFadden: Political podcast from a faith-based perspective.
• 1:27
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:28
  Brian McFadden: So, he's doing one right now with his… his pastor from his church, and…
• 1:33
  Brian McFadden: I haven't listened to it yet, but I guess when no agenda goes away, I'll give it a whirl and see what I think of it.
• 1:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'll see. Hey, man, good for you for finding God, but…
• 1:46
  Testecleese: He's the podfather. This might be a… a difficult swing.
• 1:51
  Brian McFadden: There you go.
• 1:51
  Testecleese: pull off, you know? Like, no one's gonna remember him as the podfather in that… in that realm.
• 1:58
  Brian McFadden: Well, no agenda wasn't his first podcast.
• 2:01
  Testecleese: Correct, but they remembered him as the Podfather.
• 2:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Daily Source Code was his first podcast.
• 2:09
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 2:10
  Testecleese: That was a long time ago.
• 2:12
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:13
  Testecleese: But it was sad to hear they're going off air. It's been many years, they've been doing some.
• 2:16
  Brian McFadden: 19 years. After in October, it'll be 19 years, so…
• 2:21
  Testecleese: Seeing some good episodes.
• 2:23
  Brian McFadden: Yep, definitely.
• 2:26
  Testecleese: Anyway, a judge apparently blocked Trump's White House.
• 2:30
  Testecleese: from stopping, like, CNN and all these other guys from doing their thing in the White House. I still don't understand how they have the authority to say they can't…
• 2:40
  Testecleese: Come in.
• 2:41
  Brian McFadden: I don't either.
• 2:43
  Testecleese: I mean.
• 2:43
  Brian McFadden: Totally confusing to me, too.
• 2:45
  Testecleese: Well, my favorite part was someone told me it's public property. I said, yeah, so it was in the Capitol building on January 6th.
• 2:52
  Brian McFadden: And what'd they say to that?
• 2:53
  Testecleese: Well, they didn't show up with guns and Molotov cocktails, like, they literally didn't. Not a single person.
• 3:00
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 3:02
  Testecleese: They, they… Cabo vivo God.
• 3:05
  Testecleese: Up, got rowdy.
• 3:07
  Testecleese: But you didn't need to go and find grandma in Alaska, and then find it was the wrong fucking person, you know?
• 3:14
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 3:16
  Testecleese: But no one gives a shit. They got the memory of a goldfish.
• 3:22
  Testecleese: So, okay, what's going on? We've been following this closely, I suppose, but it's been a slow-moving thing with this…
• 3:30
  Testecleese: They're trying to upturn the Electoral college and, and replace it with a popular vote.
• 3:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:39
  Testecleese: We've been talking about this for years now, haven't we? Every time someone else signs on?
• 3:43
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 3:45
  Testecleese: another state signed on it, I guess?
• 3:47
  Brian McFadden: I hadn't heard, but you got an article in here, so I guess so.
• 3:52
  Testecleese: Oh, sorry, I thought you shit this one.
• 3:55
  Testecleese: My mistake, I'm usually better at this than that.
• 3:58
  Brian McFadden: No, this is…
• 3:59
  Testecleese: Oh, that's that… oh my god, that's Spanberger, isn't it?
• 4:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this is still pretty…
• 4:04
  Testecleese: As soon as I saw her picture, it's Ben Burger. Yeah.
• 4:10
  Brian McFadden: And then there's still gonna be a court fight over this, because…
• 4:13
  Brian McFadden: The… they put a statute of limitations on this thing when they first put it in place of, like, 10 years, and we're, like, 10 years past the 10 years now, so…
• 4:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they're still making their… well, basically, they're trying to get enough support to start it again, and then do it immediately. How's that?
• 4:37
  Testecleese: But the problem is, they won't give them the option again, because let's be real, these folks that live in, like, Boston, New York City.
• 4:46
  Brian McFadden: They'll have total control.
• 4:48
  Testecleese: Sacramento, they have no idea how… where food comes from, or how to make food. Not even a guess. They don't know where their car comes from. They don't know where steel comes from. They don't even know why you need steel.
• 5:07
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 5:08
  Testecleese: What happens when they cut off all the funding of that? More than once, California has diverted rivers from farmland to major cities, because the major cities need it for the people. And it's like, yes, they're all gonna starve to death, and then there's a fucking food desert, and they're blaming Trump.
• 5:24
  Testecleese: Because it costs too much for food in Southern California. It's like, you literally drained the farmland of water.
• 5:32
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 5:35
  Testecleese: But, you know, thinking… it's like none of these people ever played chess.
• 5:40
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 5:42
  Testecleese: Like, I'm not a great chess player, but I can at least… when I make a move, I can at least have a good idea of what your next move's gonna be, and what my move after that's gonna be, you know what I mean?
• 5:54
  Testecleese: If you can't think 3 steps ahead, you done screwed up.
• 6:00
  Testecleese: Brian, go on to this nickel thing, I need to silence and mute myself, because my children have shown up again, but remind everyone how I brought this up as soon as the penny happened.
• 6:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep, you said when the penny got killed.
• 6:14
  Brian McFadden: That it wouldn't be long for the nickel, because the nickel is,
• 6:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I've seen 13 cents for each nickel we make now.
• 6:29
  Brian McFadden: Boom.
• 6:30
  Brian McFadden: It takes 3 times the value.
• 6:34
  Brian McFadden: To make a nickel.
• 6:36
  Brian McFadden: So, if we eliminated a penny, it might be time to do the nickel, too.
• 6:41
  Testecleese: They've already done the niggle!
• 6:44
  Testecleese: Isn't this what it says?
• 6:46
  Testecleese: Oh, they're targeting medical…
• 6:48
  Brian McFadden: It's targeting, because it takes 13 cents to make a nickel.
• 6:51
  Testecleese: exactly what I said, was they're gonna get rid of the nickel, so now we're not rounding up 4 cents, now we're rounding up 9 cents on every… every purchase you make.
• 7:02
  Testecleese: Dude, what happens when we get rid of everything but the dollar?
• 7:06
  Testecleese: Think of it as, oh, oh, whatever, it's an extra 9 cents a purchase.
• 7:11
  Testecleese: Now that…
• 7:12
  Brian McFadden: That adds up.
• 7:13
  Testecleese: Everything you've ever purchased.
• 7:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that adds up.
• 7:19
  Testecleese: Damn you, man!
• 7:21
  Testecleese: Fuckin' hang on to some fucking pennies, some nickels.
• 7:25
  Testecleese: They'll be worth a couple bucks?
• 7:27
  Testecleese: in, many years. Hand them down to your children.
• 7:33
  Testecleese: Fort Hood thing.
• 7:36
  Testecleese: They're gonna execute this guy, firing squad, remember him, was it Naid, or Nalid, or whatever?
• 7:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, no fu- no…
• 7:44
  Brian McFadden: Not Nidal Hassan, but the guy got paid, like, $300,000 while he's waiting to be convicted.
• 7:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's gonna be executed. For a while then, they were saying it's gonna be a public livestream. I was like, well, that's… that's a problem.
• 7:59
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 8:01
  Testecleese: then I thought about it, and I was like, actually, you know what?
• 8:06
  Testecleese: Historically, executions have always been public.
• 8:11
  Testecleese: Only recently have we stopped that. Like, it was always on, like, the common… like, the town common, wasn't it?
• 8:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:22
  Testecleese: But, and then… Problem is, I don't want my kid going to school.
• 8:29
  Testecleese: And having someone on the bus showing her a cell phone video of someone being frickin' shot to death as an execution, you know what I mean?
• 8:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:40
  Brian McFadden: But… Exactly.
• 8:41
  Testecleese: But they're not gonna livestream it. Trump says, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not gonna livestream an execution. Not okay.
• 8:54
  Testecleese: Inappropriate. Not acceptable.
• 8:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:59
  Testecleese: That was George Bush not gonna happen, by the way. No, the…
• 9:04
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry. Brian, pick up again, I gotta…
• 9:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and then they hired a new, press secretary that didn't even make it a whole week on the job before,
• 9:21
  Brian McFadden: She, cut, and then ran.
• 9:25
  Brian McFadden: She did… she lasted longer than Scaramucci, but not by much.
• 9:32
  Testecleese: What a scare emoji.
• 9:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he was shorter press coverage for Terry than she was.
• 9:41
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, this is the, yeah, the new press secretary?
• 9:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah,
• 9:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, what, 5 decades?
• 9:51
  Testecleese: Why?
• 9:52
  Testecleese: is… what was her name? The, the blonde… why does Trump only hire blonde press secretaries? Have you noticed that?
• 10:02
  Brian McFadden: He's got a thing for blondes.
• 10:04
  Testecleese: They're all blonde women, every single one of them, and who was the one that was really good?
• 10:09
  Brian McFadden: What color does Helenia Trump's hair?
• 10:12
  Testecleese: Yo, is that why?
• 10:14
  Brian McFadden: I'm proposing.
• 10:14
  Testecleese: Was it Caitlin McEnany, or was McEnany the redhead underwater?
• 10:18
  Brian McFadden: She was a redhead. No, she… no, she…
• 10:20
  Testecleese: Shoot.
• 10:21
  Brian McFadden: She was under Trump, but she was a resident.
• 10:23
  Testecleese: The one with the binder.
• 10:26
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 10:28
  Brian McFadden: They don't blur together.
• 10:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, the one with the binder was excellent.
• 10:33
  Testecleese: But Trump is just like, get me another blonde!
• 10:37
  Testecleese: Another… no… I want another tiny waist, big-breasted, blonde woman.
• 10:42
  Testecleese: And I'm like, I agree, Donald Trump, but you're the President of the United States, you can't keep saying that!
• 10:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 10:50
  Testecleese: You know…
• 10:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, but in the first place, the one you just fired wasn't even blonde, she just dyed her hair blonde. But she left, like, the brown roots everywhere. It's like, if you're gonna pretend you're blonde, at least do it, right?
• 11:06
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, there's no such thing as a blonde anymore. I don't think I've seen an actual blonde-haired person besides, like.
• 11:12
  Testecleese: My kids, who aren't old enough yet, but they're… one of them… one of them might have fucking red hair, dude.
• 11:19
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 11:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, I might have to drown this kid.
• 11:25
  Testecleese: Fucking gingers.
• 11:28
  Testecleese: Alright, anyway… Dude! Another motherfucker to go busted with gold bars!
• 11:36
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 11:38
  Testecleese: A CIA official?
• 11:42
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 11:43
  Testecleese: Why is CIA stealing gold bars? CIA could steal American cash. The only reason why he would steal gold instead of American cash is because he's assuming the American dollar is going to…
• 11:56
  Testecleese: Tumble in value.
• 12:00
  Testecleese: CIA has access to bags of cash to pay off… to set up sting operations on, like, terrorists and stuff, you know what I mean?
• 12:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 12:12
  Testecleese: Shit.
• 12:13
  Testecleese: Didn't Obama use the CIA to drop a billion dollars in cash?
• 12:20
  Testecleese: Was it in Afghanistan?
• 12:24
  Brian McFadden: Iran.
• 12:26
  Testecleese: A rant. Oh!
• 12:31
  Testecleese: It's all starting to make a little more sense now, huh?
• 12:34
  Testecleese: No.
• 12:36
  Testecleese: I'm gonna give you a load of credit. The fact that they have American dollars, that means they're gonna use them, that means the American dollar has value. But… you dropped a…
• 12:45
  Testecleese: Pallets of a billion dollars of cash.
• 12:50
  Testecleese: It's the first person who gets to it has it, right?
• 12:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 12:57
  Testecleese: Anyway, what were we talking about before I went nuts?
• 13:00
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't remember.
• 13:03
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, the CIA guy.
• 13:07
  Testecleese: So, okay, what is he actually brought up with? Because this is not the first time we've talked about a government official getting busted with, like, gold bars tucked somewhere. Wasn't it a congressman or something last time?
• 13:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was, the New Jersey guy.
• 13:32
  Brian McFadden: He emits being… he exposed…
• 13:36
  Brian McFadden: Secret intelligence resource to a foreign official.
• 13:42
  Testecleese: And he got paid in gold?
• 13:43
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 13:47
  Testecleese: How much, how much in gold?
• 13:50
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 13:52
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 13:53
  Testecleese: Because it says, Barzo.
• 13:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:56
  Testecleese: Isn't a single ounce of gold, like, $6,000 to $8,000?
• 14:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 14:09
  Testecleese: I'm wondering how much money he got paid if he got bars.
• 14:14
  Testecleese: Because bars are not ounces.
• 14:18
  Testecleese: That's, kilograms, you know what I mean?
• 14:26
  Brian McFadden: That's correct.
• 14:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, just curious, what's going on with all these guys getting busted with gold?
• 14:32
  Testecleese: No, yeah.
• 14:35
  Testecleese: Almost like they don't trust the US dollar, and they're the guys supposed to be protecting it, aren't they?
• 14:41
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 14:43
  Testecleese: Makes you think you should bail out too, huh?
• 14:47
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 14:49
  Testecleese: as if…
• 14:50
  Testecleese: Jeez, almost as if half the jobs in this country are gonna disappear in the next couple years, as…
• 14:57
  Testecleese: business owners realize they don't need management, they don't need data crunchers, they need AI.
• 15:06
  Testecleese: How many graphic designers are gonna lose their jobs over AI?
• 15:10
  Brian McFadden: All of them.
• 15:11
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 15:15
  Testecleese: So Mount St. Hounds appears active again.
• 15:21
  Testecleese: When did that blow? What was the last time that thing actually erupted? Like, 1980 or something?
• 15:26
  Brian McFadden: Well, don't mind, I,
• 15:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, it was before I was born.
• 15:30
  Testecleese: The entire world got covered in ash last time that thing erupted, right?
• 15:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 15:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, literally the entire planet got blanketed in ash.
• 15:44
  Testecleese: If this sucker's active again, I mean, I guess it's better than the Yellowstone Caldera?
• 15:53
  Testecleese: What's gonna happen in, Seattle if Mount St. Helens explodes again?
• 16:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, Mount St. Helens is a little… it's not… it's quite a ways away from Seattle, so…
• 16:08
  Testecleese: Okay, Washington State.
• 16:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:13
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, last time it was a big deal, a lot of people died.
• 16:19
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 16:20
  Testecleese: It blacked out the sky for days.
• 16:23
  Brian McFadden: That's bad for airplane traffic.
• 16:26
  Testecleese: That's bad for crops, that's bad for people trying to breathe.
• 16:32
  Brian McFadden: I thought breading was optional these days.
• 16:34
  Testecleese: Well, that's only because Trump says he, came out in favor of oxygen.
• 16:39
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 16:43
  Testecleese: I'm gonna say, if Mount St. Helens blows again, this might seriously slow down production.
• 16:48
  Testecleese: In general, not just, clean air to go into engines to make things work, but, like, Emergency response…
• 16:58
  Testecleese: People being able to breathe at work.
• 17:03
  Brian McFadden: We don't need…
• 17:03
  Testecleese: you know, the amount of St. Helens, and if it's erupting, if it's getting ready to erupt, which…
• 17:09
  Testecleese: A little bit of ash found.
• 17:12
  Testecleese: Doesn't mean it's gonna erupt, it might be 50 years.
• 17:15
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 17:18
  Testecleese: This is a big deal volcano, but it blows again in the next 100 years.
• 17:24
  Testecleese: That means there might be a holy crap one coming soon, you know what I mean?
• 17:31
  Testecleese: Don't fuck with volcanoes, dude.
• 17:36
  Testecleese: Alright, Brian, what's go… what the fuck happened with this Oregon school shooting? I'm still confused as to why the man who stopped it wasn't arrested.
• 17:50
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 17:52
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 17:52
  Brian McFadden: A bystander stopped it, stepped in to stop a shooting at a… Alimentary School…
• 18:02
  Testecleese: He was dropping his kids off at school.
• 18:06
  Testecleese: And there was an active shooter, and he pulled out his gun and stopped it.
• 18:12
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 18:14
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 18:15
  Testecleese: Why has he not been placed under arrest for having a gun in a school zone?
• 18:20
  Brian McFadden: Probably because it'd be a bad look for the school district in the city to do that.
• 18:26
  Brian McFadden: Since he saved everybody's lives.
• 18:29
  Testecleese: I agree.
• 18:31
  Testecleese: in terms of a conviction, he should have been…
• 18:35
  Testecleese: Not even incarcerated. Just an indictment.
• 18:40
  Testecleese: Show up to court on this date, You know what I mean?
• 18:44
  Testecleese: You're free on your own, you're releasing your own cognizance.
• 18:49
  Testecleese: And say, well, what happened? And he'll explain it, and maybe he'll get… but it was illegal for him to have a gun
• 18:57
  Testecleese: At the school, was it not?
• 18:59
  Brian McFadden: Right, it wasp.
• 19:01
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 19:02
  Brian McFadden: I think.
• 19:04
  Brian McFadden: I don't think all schools are free zones.
• 19:07
  Testecleese: I think they are, but I'm not sure.
• 19:10
  Brian McFadden: I mean, look at,
• 19:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, maybe I'm wrong.
• 19:18
  Testecleese: I'm just curious as what's… This just shows, like, oh, no one's above the law argument, right?
• 19:26
  Testecleese: Is it… you selectively enforce, and you do it on purpose.
• 19:33
  Testecleese: And yeah, oh, he did good. Great. At least give him, a fine.
• 19:38
  Testecleese: Right?
• 19:41
  Testecleese: Or at least, bring you into court and, not guilty by a jury.
• 19:49
  Testecleese: In 20 minutes.
• 19:52
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, if you have all these laws on paper and you don't enforce.
• 19:56
  Brian McFadden: Certain state-issued firearms licenses meet the…
• 20:00
  Brian McFadden: Federal requirement of have any electronic.
• 20:03
  Testecleese: So if you're a fucking cop, you can have a gun on school grounds, is what that says.
• 20:07
  Brian McFadden: Basically, the Gun Free Zone Act
• 20:11
  Brian McFadden: generally prohibits possessing firearms in a school zone, including school grounds and areas within 1,000 feet of school grounds. However, federal law has exemptions.
• 20:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, a federal law enforcement agent can show up with a gun.
• 20:29
  Brian McFadden: Maybe he's federal law enforcement.
• 20:31
  Testecleese: Maybe that's what happened in, shoot, what was it, Arizona?
• 20:37
  Testecleese: where the ICE enforcement guy, Showed up with a shotgun and ended it, right?
• 20:42
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 20:45
  Testecleese: But you get my point, is…
• 20:47
  Testecleese: we've been saying for years, Brian, that maybe we should have trained, proficient teachers, staff.
• 20:58
  Testecleese: Maybe even a custodian, whomever fits the criteria.
• 21:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 21:03
  Testecleese: Gets to carry a firearm on school, just in case.
• 21:08
  Testecleese: You know? Like, no, no, no, that just means people will get shot. He's like, no, because now when someone is in there with a gun, no one can stop them until you wait for the cops, all day.
• 21:20
  Brian McFadden: Right, yup.
• 21:21
  Testecleese: was the name of the place, and that's exactly what happened to Uvalde. The cops sat outside and waited while this guy killed people until some…
• 21:29
  Testecleese: ICE agent borrowed a barber's shotgun and ended it.
• 21:35
  Testecleese: Oh, don't go kill him, we don't want kids to die! He's already killed 9!
• 21:41
  Testecleese: He's on his way to 10, right?
• 21:43
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 21:46
  Testecleese: On the topic, Smith & Wesson bought Savage Firearms.
• 21:51
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 21:52
  Testecleese: What makes him the largest gun manufacturer in the country?
• 21:55
  Brian McFadden: Commercial, nope, gun maker, yeah,
• 21:59
  Testecleese: It's interesting, when I bought my .308 deer hunting rifle, I almost went savage.
• 22:08
  Testecleese: The reviews were good, I just hadn't heard of them, so I just didn't trust it well enough. I trusted Ruger better.
• 22:15
  Testecleese: Thank God!
• 22:17
  Testecleese: But, yeah, Spith & Wesson also owns Taurus and a whole bunch of other stuff.
• 22:25
  Testecleese: Well, good for them. Massachusetts screwed up by, basically kicking them out, huh?
• 22:32
  Testecleese: How much tax was Massachusetts making off of Smith & Wesson?
• 22:37
  Testecleese: Until they left. Yeah, until they left, and now they just bought…
• 22:42
  Testecleese: another company making them the biggest in the country. How much tax could Mass have made? Instead, they said, we don't want you making guns here.
• 22:50
  Testecleese: Alright, I'll go make them somewhere else then, right?
• 22:54
  Testecleese: They're still gonna get made.
• 22:58
  Testecleese: And it's not even illegal to own a gun… here's the best part, it's not even illegal to own a gun mass, let alone a,
• 23:05
  Brian McFadden: Whoa!
• 23:05
  Testecleese: Long… Brian's yelling at a critter.
• 23:09
  Testecleese: Let alone a long gun. It's way easier to get a rifle or a shotgun.
• 23:17
  Testecleese: One, because they're more typically used in hunting, and two, because it's harder to conceal, but then they flip out about, assault rifles, but…
• 23:27
  Testecleese: they… They don't know what an assault rifle is, you know?
• 23:34
  Testecleese: Okay, you shared this one,
• 23:37
  Testecleese: Dude in a… well, I'm guessing an active investigation for raping a kid is about to become, like, the sheriff or the chief?
• 23:47
  Brian McFadden: What!
• 23:48
  Testecleese: Nope.
• 23:49
  Brian McFadden: Yes, we pay for Amazon Music!
• 23:51
  Testecleese: Brian's getting yelled at by his old lady.
• 23:57
  Testecleese: Well, she thought you got it for free?
• 24:03
  Testecleese: Brian?
• 24:04
  Brian McFadden: No, nothing's free for Amazon.
• 24:07
  Testecleese: Nothing's free anywhere.
• 24:10
  Testecleese: But, this Louisiana guy, I guess, the article, I believe, says there's an open investigation about him raping a kid, and he's about to be the police chief?
• 24:26
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 24:27
  Testecleese: Okay. Moving on.
• 24:32
  Testecleese: I don't know, do we even give a shit with this Cornell thing? Like, we completely missed it. It's ongoing, but…
• 24:41
  Testecleese: I don't know, man. You start snorting.
• 24:43
  Testecleese: Drugs off of dicks?
• 24:46
  Testecleese: It's pretty obvious what your intentions are, right?
• 24:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 24:52
  Testecleese: Especially when you send out text messages saying, oh, I had so much fun.
• 24:59
  Testecleese: I'm over it.
• 25:01
  Testecleese: Apparently Leticia James is prosecuting the case, and she is clearly biased, because she has come out supporting the Jane Doe.
• 25:11
  Testecleese: I loved sucking all of these dicks all night long and snowed in ketamine. Then 3 years later, after being called a whore for 3 years, changed her mind.
• 25:22
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:23
  Testecleese: This is another Duke lacrosse thing, isn't it?
• 25:25
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 25:28
  Testecleese: I was like, I don't know, man. Oh, what kind of woman would do a gangbang? I don't fucking know, honestly, but you guys told me to fucking back the fuck off and let these women do it, because they're strong, independent women.
• 25:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:42
  Testecleese: Don't tell her she's had too much drink, let her suck that dick, right?
• 25:46
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 25:48
  Testecleese: Alright, well, I don't know what the fuck do you want, I would…
• 25:52
  Testecleese: I don't want to be abused. Yeah, well, you know what? Apparently she's been accused of rape by one of these guys, and here's the best part, is this guy brought it up, like, 2 days later, not 3 years later, because apparently she shoved things up his ass when he was passed out.
• 26:10
  Testecleese: Do you see that?
• 26:11
  Brian McFadden: And nothing happened there.
• 26:13
  Testecleese: Nope, that went nowhere.
• 26:15
  Testecleese: Went nowhere.
• 26:18
  Testecleese: Oh, I only butt-raped him because, you know… He was unconscious, you know?
• 26:29
  Testecleese: Oh, man, how is this? And, by the way, this was not her first gangbang.
• 26:35
  Testecleese: And it was not her last gangbang.
• 26:38
  Testecleese: How's that?
• 26:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 26:42
  Testecleese: At some point, you gotta say, she made decisions, her text messages basically said she was proud of her decisions.
• 26:49
  Testecleese: Because none of… she actually said nothing what we did was illegal.
• 26:54
  Testecleese: Would you… Makes it sound to me like it was all consensual, right?
• 27:01
  Testecleese: But Letitia James is like, no, she was raped. Why? Why?
• 27:06
  Testecleese: Can't a woman decide to get railed out by 7 guys?
• 27:13
  Testecleese: Just fucking mind her business?
• 27:17
  Testecleese: Apparently not.
• 27:19
  Testecleese: Apparently not.
• 27:20
  Testecleese: Apparently be called a Hoo-er, and here's the problem, is whoers get paid.
• 27:26
  Testecleese: This is a slut.
• 27:30
  Testecleese: Anyway… Moving on, I don't know who Dakota Harbour is, some TikTok creator? Oh…
• 27:38
  Testecleese: I think this is me. Yeah, this is… is this the…
• 27:42
  Testecleese: goofy dwarf guy? Yeah, check out the, image on this.
• 27:48
  Testecleese: some fucking TikTok star and his girlfriend, I guess? Here in West Virginia.
• 27:56
  Testecleese: lit a building on fire to make… to go viral. But this guy… this guy is up to the cop's belt.
• 28:04
  Testecleese: And he's got, like, 3 teeth in his mouth, he's just…
• 28:07
  Testecleese: stereotypical West Virginia, you know what I mean?
• 28:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 28:12
  Testecleese: You see that image?
• 28:14
  Brian McFadden: Let me look for it here…
• 28:17
  Testecleese: Dude, that could be a thumbnail, and I'm not kidding you.
• 28:20
  Testecleese: That's a full-grown man in that… the image in that article.
• 28:25
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not.
• 28:27
  Testecleese: Yes, it is.
• 28:28
  Brian McFadden: Oh, wow.
• 28:29
  Testecleese: In his 30s.
• 28:31
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 28:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, oh, that could be a thumbnail.
• 28:37
  Testecleese: That's good.
• 28:39
  Testecleese: But yeah, apparently set a building in Charleston on fire to, like, become TikTok famous, and they were already TikTok famous.
• 28:49
  Testecleese: And check this out, dude!
• 28:53
  Testecleese: It's West Virginia, the law shit ain't seen all the time, but apparently… Excuse me.
• 29:01
  Testecleese: A judge just approved a $4.4 million The Child Protective Service Settlement.
• 29:09
  Testecleese: For fucking slavery!
• 29:12
  Brian McFadden: Okay. For our five black kids, they're getting paid.
• 29:17
  Testecleese: This fucking couple… fostered 5 black children and used them for slave labor.
• 29:27
  Testecleese: This was, like… Today, you know what I mean?
• 29:31
  Brian McFadden: It's cool.
• 29:31
  Testecleese: Holy… holy crap. And they've been doing this for years.
• 29:37
  Testecleese: There's no way!
• 29:39
  Testecleese: There's no way that these people could come up with, $4.4 million, you know what I mean?
• 29:46
  Testecleese: So what do we do about that? There's nothing we really can do, right? Like, if you can't pay the settlement, you can't pay the settlement.
• 29:55
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 29:57
  Testecleese: Our whole anti-slavery laws actually say you can't make them work until they pay it off. Either.
• 30:06
  Testecleese: But this is… this is messed up, man, they… Child slaves.
• 30:13
  Testecleese: Wow, man.
• 30:14
  Testecleese: And fuck this $4.4 million, put him in prison. There has to be a criminal.
• 30:20
  Testecleese: Charge you could bring up for enslaving children, right?
• 30:26
  Testecleese: No?
• 30:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there should be. Yeah, definitely, you should be.
• 30:32
  Testecleese: Bigfoot Festival came around again, they do it every year.
• 30:36
  Testecleese: I say every year, it's actually… it stopped for several years.
• 30:40
  Testecleese: But,
• 30:42
  Testecleese: there's a Bigfoot call contest, and I was like, well, how the fuck do you know what a Bigfoot sounds like, right?
• 30:48
  Brian McFadden: The one that gets the biggest Bigfoot to show up.
• 30:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, right?
• 30:55
  Testecleese: But I was out the, oh shit, two weeks ago, and I was like, babe, I walked in the house, I was like, babe, I just heard the weirdest sound, I swear it's some crazy lady walking down the street screaming at me, right?
• 31:08
  Testecleese: And she's like, what? And I, like, made the sound, she goes.
• 31:12
  Testecleese: You're fucking with me, aren't you?
• 31:15
  Testecleese: And I was like, no. She goes, it's the Sierra sound. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Apparently, it's, like, the recording of Bigfoot.
• 31:23
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 31:24
  Testecleese: And she waited for me, and I was like, oh, wow, that is way too close, actually.
• 31:30
  Testecleese: It was weird and creepy, but…
• 31:34
  Testecleese: I'm like, I don't know, maybe it's people practicing their Bigfoot call? You know what I mean?
• 31:40
  Testecleese: I…
• 31:41
  Brian McFadden: The wind.
• 31:42
  Testecleese: live where Bigfoot allegedly passes through, though.
• 31:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 31:50
  Testecleese: It's funny, I brought it up to the wife, I was like, should I see Sasquatch?
• 31:56
  Testecleese: What do I do? She goes, take a picture. I was like, it'll instantly.
• 31:59
  Brian McFadden: Repeat me, blurry!
• 32:03
  Testecleese: I was like, I need to shoot it dead.
• 32:05
  Brian McFadden: He's got that special fur, you know.
• 32:07
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 32:07
  Brian McFadden: Anti… anti-focus fur.
• 32:10
  Testecleese: Exactly!
• 32:11
  Brian McFadden: Cooking.
• 32:12
  Testecleese: I was like, I need to shoot it dead and go, here, I found one, right?
• 32:17
  Testecleese: Study it! He's like, what if there are only, like, 12 left? He's like, well, then they're already gonna die!
• 32:28
  Testecleese: Okay, we talked about Larry Nassar, didn't we?
• 32:34
  Testecleese: The kid diddler in Michigan?
• 32:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah, we do.
• 32:39
  Testecleese: I don't know why we talked about him, but apparently… I know it's because he was gonna get out of jail, but apparently he's not gonna get out of jail, but I don't know why… I'm supposed to know his name still.
• 32:52
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Like, maybe he's a big deal up there, like, you know what I mean? Like, he diddled a bunch of kids, but, like, I don't think.
• 32:57
  Brian McFadden: They were college kids! He was in charge of the Olympic program!
• 33:01
  Testecleese: Oh, that was the gymnasty coach!
• 33:04
  Brian McFadden: Yes!
• 33:05
  Testecleese: That, that, Riley, not Riley Gaines, Simone Biles, and all them.
• 33:11
  Testecleese: Oh, he… oh!
• 33:14
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 33:17
  Testecleese: He was the one… Mmm, he wasn't just diddlin' them.
• 33:26
  Testecleese: So… Is he still in prison?
• 33:30
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 33:32
  Testecleese: So there's no way he's off the sex offender registry if you're still in prison, right?
• 33:36
  Brian McFadden: Now, this whole thing, we talked about this a few weeks back.
• 33:39
  Testecleese: I know, but.
• 33:40
  Brian McFadden: The law got put in place after he went in prison, and the state Supreme Court says you can't just sumilarly add people to the law preemptively.
• 33:52
  Brian McFadden: The law came into effect.
• 33:53
  Testecleese: facto.
• 33:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:55
  Brian McFadden: The law came effect after he was already in, so he does his time on the registry.
• 34:01
  Testecleese: Why…
• 34:02
  Brian McFadden: God.
• 34:02
  Testecleese: Why would he be? Why would he have been removed from the sex offender list?
• 34:07
  Brian McFadden: Because back in the day, there was a time limit on it. You could give you… you could have your name removed after a certain number of years.
• 34:14
  Brian McFadden: Michigan changed the law!
• 34:17
  Brian McFadden: But it doesn't matter, this guy's never getting out of prison.
• 34:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, you're right, it was all the Olympic gymnasts, and we all heard of it. Isn't it?
• 34:28
  Testecleese: He wasn't just… the, college coach. He was, like, the Olympic team coach, wasn't he?
• 34:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 34:36
  Testecleese: Alright, well, that makes a lot more sense now. We probably had the same conversation, like, 3 weeks ago.
• 34:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah, we did.
• 34:45
  Brian McFadden: All good.
• 34:45
  Testecleese: Yeah. The firewood!
• 34:48
  Testecleese: In Michigan, A very interesting.
• 34:52
  Testecleese: And let… I'm curious if it'll work. Apparently, they're worried about, like, mites?
• 34:57
  Testecleese: Like, bugs coming in the wood?
• 34:59
  Brian McFadden: That's why we can't get it from Canada anymore.
• 35:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, but don't…
• 35:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, see, that's… I would say, oh, if they dry it out, probably. Problem is that I can buy…
• 35:14
  Testecleese: Excuse me, firewood from a local?
• 35:18
  Testecleese: who said it's been dried 2 years, and I put it in my…
• 35:23
  Testecleese: fire, and it doesn't burn for 45 minutes, because it was cut down yesterday, you know what I mean?
• 35:29
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, huh?
• 35:32
  Testecleese: The mother-in-law had the same issue last year. Her wood wouldn't burn in her wood stove.
• 35:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, it helps if she actually tried to start it.
• 35:40
  Testecleese: She tried a couple times, then gave up.
• 35:43
  Testecleese: We could have made it work, don't get me wrong, I'm cutting her a little bit of slack. Now, we could have made it work, I could have got good dry wood to start the fire.
• 35:53
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? I swear I clicked admit for, the Repeat Offender.
• 35:57
  Brian McFadden: I do too.
• 36:00
  Brian McFadden: Here we go.
• 36:01
  Testecleese: Turns out…
• 36:02
  Brian McFadden: I have to come in 20 times.
• 36:03
  Testecleese: Oh, now he's here again.
• 36:07
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 36:10
  Testecleese: I opened up a side view on this thing, I don't even… Alright.
• 36:15
  Brian McFadden: What's the side view?
• 36:17
  Testecleese: I don't know, I clicked on something,
• 36:20
  Testecleese: There were two people waiting, or whatever, and…
• 36:25
  Testecleese: I, I saw that my, username on this is still Testecleese.
• 36:32
  Testecleese: I got a good laugh out of that. There he is, it… why does it take you two tries to get in every time? You just…
• 36:39
  Repeat Offender: All three of you.
• 36:40
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, he's original.
• 36:44
  Testecleese: It's cause the internet sucks in Australia, that's why.
• 36:47
  Repeat Offender: Oh, I don't know, mate, sis, I miss your ugly mug.
• 36:50
  Repeat Offender: Hey, babe.
• 36:50
  Testecleese: Shit.
• 36:51
  Brian McFadden: Yay!
• 36:52
  Testecleese: Shit.
• 36:53
  Brian McFadden: I just got out of the hospital today, so I'm doing alright.
• 36:56
  Repeat Offender: Oh, shit, what happened, mate? You okay?
• 36:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, UTI.
• 37:01
  Repeat Offender: Oh, no.
• 37:02
  Brian McFadden: He's at Kenny Stones yesterday, so…
• 37:05
  Repeat Offender: Oh, Mike!
• 37:07
  Repeat Offender: And you are smiling now!
• 37:09
  Brian McFadden: I hope I will be in a couple weeks when the stents get pulled out.
• 37:12
  Testecleese: So, he's smiling now, oh, Staples Kamado does not hurt, but he's smiling now because he's on painkillers.
• 37:18
  Brian McFadden: stand.
• 37:19
  Repeat Offender: No, you don't know the glue.
• 37:20
  Brian McFadden: I don't give no painkillers for his kidney stones anymore.
• 37:24
  Brian McFadden: I had to ask for Tylenol last night, in the middle of the night.
• 37:28
  Repeat Offender: I'll be screaming like a bitchy off me face on that shit.
• 37:31
  Repeat Offender: Wow.
• 37:32
  Testecleese: I was gonna say, I was gonna say, really? They give you a fucking Percocet for anything, and I was like, actually, West Virginia, where I am, is actually the state that started the lawsuit to stop the Percocet Empire, wasn't it?
• 37:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:45
  Testecleese: Did you watch the movie with, batman?
• 37:49
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 37:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, Michael Keaton.
• 37:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, dude, that was actually really good. It was very informative, wasn't it?
• 37:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was the Hulu one, right?
• 37:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, three-part, like, docu-series, kind of, or what I… it was very informative about how all these dogs just got caught up in how Percocet's non-addictive, and it makes pain go away.
• 38:09
  Testecleese: And then all of a sudden, everyone was freaking, like, snorting it everywhere, you know?
• 38:17
  Testecleese: Alright, well, back to Michigan.
• 38:21
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 38:22
  Testecleese: Firewood, so… What is it you're looking…
• 38:26
  Testecleese: what is the issue? What,
• 38:28
  Brian McFadden: They want you to buy treated wood, basically.
• 38:32
  Brian McFadden: They're putting… they're trying to put a ban on buying out-of-state untreated wood.
• 38:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, because they were concerned about a certain bug coming in or something?
• 38:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 38:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's worth a shot, I suppose, right?
• 38:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, we got our own trees to worry about to cut down, so we're good.
• 38:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you know, also, the people on the border are just gonna drive a car across the border and buy the cheaper wood to… to, heat their homes.
• 38:58
  Brian McFadden: That's why Trump's putting tariffs on it.
• 39:02
  Testecleese: Well, not even the Canadian border, they'll go over to the next state that has these bugs. Is this bug only in Canada?
• 39:08
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 39:09
  Testecleese: Oop.
• 39:12
  Testecleese: Fucking Canucks.
• 39:14
  Testecleese: Man, I'm telling you… What has this entire fucking Commonwealth done to help the United States?
• 39:23
  Testecleese: Well, we get some cheap… we get some cheap coal.
• 39:26
  Testecleese: from Australia, and they don't even get paid for it, they just die of black lung, right?
• 39:32
  Testecleese: The United Kingdom… the United Kingdom is fucking Muslim.
• 39:40
  Testecleese: Canada, apparently doesn't understand their entire economy, depends on the United States.
• 39:48
  Repeat Offender: Grace is going.
• 39:51
  Repeat Offender: France is gone.
• 39:53
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, it is.
• 39:55
  Testecleese: call it a peaceful protest. When you're burning down 600-year-old buildings, it's not peaceful.
• 40:02
  Repeat Offender: Oh, yay!
• 40:04
  Repeat Offender: Well, mate, see what Germany have done. Germany voted in a right-wing government.
• 40:09
  Repeat Offender: They've had enough of Angela Merkel's bloody mistakes.
• 40:13
  Testecleese: I had good hopes for Merkel, actually.
• 40:16
  Repeat Offender: No.
• 40:18
  Testecleese: She'd be able to pull it together, but she just…
• 40:21
  Testecleese: As soon as Trump showed up, she just went…
• 40:24
  Testecleese: As hard as she could the other way.
• 40:27
  Repeat Offender: Left wing trying to keep power, mate, by important voters.
• 40:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, unfortunately, most of you states let people do that. Just move in and vote.
• 40:39
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, that's what… that was the game, mate. It's like in, you know, England. England's got a left-wing government.
• 40:47
  Testecleese: See, that's the problem, is left-wing, right-wing doesn't mean the same thing across the planet.
• 40:52
  Testecleese: And not just that, like, a conservative… Englishman?
• 40:57
  Testecleese: is a fucking 1990s liberal in the United States. You know what I mean?
• 41:03
  Repeat Offender: Well, their biggest problem is they have 5-year elections instead of… we have 3, you guys have 4.
• 41:10
  Testecleese: Well, it's easy to keep track of it, it's an even year. Every time.
• 41:15
  Testecleese: You guys go even odd, even odd, and you have to keep track.
• 41:19
  Testecleese: And then… and then what, you get fined if you don't vote?
• 41:23
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, well, mate, we don't even go through U-terms, sometimes.
• 41:27
  Repeat Offender: If the Prime Minister's got the right to call an election any time he wants.
• 41:31
  Testecleese: But.
• 41:31
  Repeat Offender: So, if you win.
• 41:31
  Testecleese: It seems stupid. This is the issue that you guys have, is you keep throwing people out of office, but…
• 41:39
  Testecleese: None… no one has let anyone actually do anything.
• 41:43
  Testecleese: Nothing's gotten better. Well, they haven't had a chance to make a change yet!
• 41:47
  Repeat Offender: They're screwing up. They gave… they leased out our big… like, our biggest coal port and our biggest port up in, Darwin, military port.
• 41:56
  Repeat Offender: They're giving out the Chinese for 99 years.
• 41:58
  Testecleese: Darwin!
• 42:00
  Repeat Offender: Darn!
• 42:01
  Testecleese: That's where I went, isn't it?
• 42:04
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, that big part isn't been caught up.
• 42:06
  Testecleese: Australia, but I cannot remember where for the life of me. I was like, no, it wasn't any of the cities I've ever heard of, it was something else I know.
• 42:15
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, Darwin, mate. Well, it's big US bases up there now. I think there's another 2,500 Marines coming there to Darwin.
• 42:23
  Repeat Offender: U.S. Marines.
• 42:26
  Repeat Offender: Put it in.
• 42:27
  Testecleese: Dude.
• 42:29
  Repeat Offender: Our, our ports up there, mate, they leased… our government at the time leased it out to the Chinese for 99 years.
• 42:35
  Repeat Offender: How ridiculous.
• 42:40
  Testecleese: It's funny you say that, that's what the Chinese do.
• 42:42
  Testecleese: you don't own land in China, you can lease it for 99 years.
• 42:50
  Testecleese: That's how they do… that's how they do their communism. Like, they say, oh, I own land. It's like, actually, no, you don't. You're leasing it for 99 years.
• 42:58
  Testecleese: Like, you have to give it back to the government, then lease again. And, oh, dear God, what if you improved the value of the property while you lived on it for 100 years in your family, right?
• 43:09
  Repeat Offender: Well, that's okay.
• 43:10
  Testecleese: That's what the lease value went up, didn't it?
• 43:14
  Repeat Offender: Well, that's what the poms did to Hong Kong, and had to give it back to the Chinese.
• 43:18
  Repeat Offender: The English had… had, the British, I should say, had Hong Kong for 99 years.
• 43:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, the Chinese… the Chinese set up an excellent long-term plan, honestly. They're going to absorb all of the property. Well, they already have, basically.
• 43:35
  Testecleese: But they're going to absorb all the value you have created by simply saying it's not really yours, and taking it back.
• 43:43
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, that's right. It's all in China mainland, too. It's all connected, so, mate, they've got it.
• 43:52
  Testecleese: Oof, I should've got a fresh beer instead of opening the one that's been sitting here for 3 beers.
• 44:00
  Testecleese: Nope.
• 44:02
  Testecleese: Okay, I don't give a shit. Brian, apparently, mate…
• 44:08
  Testecleese: Michigan… yeah, you got the Vikings, don't you? NFL?
• 44:12
  Brian McFadden: No, we got the Joy Lions.
• 44:14
  Testecleese: Oh, that's right.
• 44:17
  Testecleese: Minnesota's the Vikings, right?
• 44:19
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Yep.
• 44:23
  Testecleese: Apparently, though, college football is such a big deal that
• 44:29
  Testecleese: Saeed? Yeah, Abdul Saeed, whatever his name is. What is it? Is it Saeed? What's his last name?
• 44:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, outside.
• 44:38
  Testecleese: I owe Saeed, I'm sorry.
• 44:39
  Repeat Offender: Right.
• 44:42
  Testecleese: I was talking about how, okay.
• 44:45
  Testecleese: Michigan State, which one is that?
• 44:47
  Testecleese: And which one's Mizzou?
• 44:50
  Brian McFadden: Michigan State is Mizzou… Missouri.
• 44:54
  Brian McFadden: And then Michigan football is… this was the joke he was running, this is out of Ann Arbor, near Detroit.
• 45:01
  Brian McFadden: He joked that the Michigan football team can't win without cheating. Well, guess what?
• 45:06
  Brian McFadden: the fan base of Michigan… of Michigan fans did not take kindly to his joke.
• 45:15
  Brian McFadden: And they blew up on the internet about it and stuff, so…
• 45:20
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, I mean, you talk trash about the people you're trying to represent.
• 45:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 45:25
  Testecleese: Oh, don't worry, I'll look out for you. By the way, you're all a bunch of fucking cheating liars. It's like, oh, what?
• 45:32
  Repeat Offender: Just give me your vote.
• 45:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:35
  Testecleese: vote for me anyway, I'll fix it. It's like, what do you mean.
• 45:38
  Repeat Offender: I'm a doctor.
• 45:39
  Repeat Offender: I'm a doctor.
• 45:41
  Testecleese: Ow, I'll… I'm a doctor. I don't have an MD, but I'm a doctor.
• 45:47
  Brian McFadden: I realized it was better to get… be a political doctor.
• 45:53
  Brian McFadden: More money in politics.
• 45:55
  Repeat Offender: Oh, I see it.
• 45:57
  Repeat Offender: He will let you abide and operate on you, would ya?
• 46:01
  Testecleese: You know.
• 46:01
  Brian McFadden: I can go vote tomorrow, as a matter of fact.
• 46:06
  Repeat Offender: Have you got early, early elections now, my early voting? Yeah, starting tomorrow.
• 46:10
  Brian McFadden: Starting tomorrow. I had to vote early because I'm working the polls this year, so…
• 46:15
  Testecleese: Vote often. Vote often.
• 46:19
  Brian McFadden: I will be the… I'll be at the top… at the town… the township polling area, On Election Day.
• 46:28
  Repeat Offender: Nice, man.
• 46:29
  Testecleese: Vote early and vote often. Your elderly neighbor who can't get out and vote, vote for him.
• 46:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I just need his license.
• 46:38
  Testecleese: Shit, shit, depending on where you live? No, you don't.
• 46:41
  Brian McFadden: We use, we use driver license here in Michigan.
• 46:44
  Testecleese: It's good enough in most states. Massachusetts…
• 46:48
  Testecleese: I just had to give my name and address.
• 46:52
  Testecleese: I didn't have to show an ID.
• 46:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 46:57
  Testecleese: I could have come back and voted for my neighbors.
• 47:01
  Repeat Offender: How's Mike Rogers looking, guys?
• 47:05
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 47:06
  Repeat Offender: How's Michael Rogers looking in Michigan?
• 47:08
  Repeat Offender: It's a dual assault.
• 47:10
  Brian McFadden: It's too close to call. They're saying Al Saeed is still ahead in the polling, but you know.
• 47:16
  Testecleese: Eww.
• 47:16
  Brian McFadden: Nobody throws it.
• 47:17
  Testecleese: No.
• 47:18
  Brian McFadden: I don't trust the polling.
• 47:19
  Brian McFadden: Talk to me on Wednesday after Election Day, and then I'll tell you how it's going.
• 47:25
  Testecleese: Dang.
• 47:27
  Testecleese: That's a good answer, Brian.
• 47:29
  Repeat Offender: But all those polls always put the Republicans behind by.
• 47:32
  Brian McFadden: All I know is I'm getting tired of getting the same flyers in the mail every day about how I should vote.
• 47:41
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, is like you said…
• 47:42
  Brian McFadden: Problements are hard.
• 47:43
  Testecleese: The Republicans are always, like, 3 points behind, no matter what, and now a whole bunch of pollsters are coming out saying, yeah, we made it up.
• 47:52
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 47:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think you had an article in here about another Cool.
• 47:58
  Testecleese: This is, the second one.
• 48:00
  Testecleese: in a month.
• 48:03
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, there's no way Texas is gonna follow Del Rico.
• 48:06
  Repeat Offender: There's no way Texas will do that.
• 48:10
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 48:11
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 48:13
  Testecleese: When people flee…
• 48:15
  Testecleese: blue states, because of blue policies, they tend to go to cities, right? In the reddest areas they can find.
• 48:25
  Testecleese: And then they vote blue again.
• 48:29
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, ridiculous.
• 48:31
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. It's on a Wi-Fi.
• 48:32
  Testecleese: Oh, it's still beautiful here! Let's move there, and we'll vote the same way, we'll create the utopia we want, then the same fucking thing happens.
• 48:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 48:43
  Repeat Offender: But you fall.
• 48:44
  Testecleese: And then we want to destroy the next city.
• 48:47
  Repeat Offender: Do you think they might only go to, like, the blue cities, like Houston and that, and Austin?
• 48:52
  Testecleese: But they don't… they don't want the blue cities, they want the Republican lifestyle, They want to feel good.
• 48:59
  Testecleese: about voting Democrat.
• 49:01
  Testecleese: And here's the thing, is you could just say that!
• 49:06
  Testecleese: And still live… It's like, do you wanna…
• 49:10
  Testecleese: Keep the money you made. Yes, I do.
• 49:14
  Testecleese: Okay, you're a Nazi, and we should go hang you now, because that money should go to a Somalian illegal immigrant.
• 49:22
  Brian McFadden: Or Omar, or Omar.
• 49:25
  Testecleese: That's not even her name!
• 49:28
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, and now she's got a new name, she's got a real name.
• 49:31
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah? What is… what is it?
• 49:33
  Repeat Offender: Completely… it's… Whatever a father…
• 49:35
  Testecleese: s name is!
• 49:37
  Repeat Offender: L-Amin, or something like that? L-min?
• 49:40
  Repeat Offender: Who knows?
• 49:41
  Testecleese: Saeed.
• 49:41
  Repeat Offender: You're so…
• 49:42
  Brian McFadden: She didn't change her name when she got married?
• 49:45
  Repeat Offender: July.
• 49:46
  Testecleese: No, not once. She's been married 3 times.
• 49:52
  Testecleese: And by the way, her husband that everyone said might be her brother?
• 49:58
  Testecleese: Has the same last name as her father.
• 50:02
  Brian McFadden: They're keeping.
• 50:03
  Testecleese: And he's also a very, very gay man.
• 50:07
  Testecleese: Who moved out of the co- who left, and moved out of the country?
• 50:13
  Repeat Offender: But the ring tab still gives the DNA.
• 50:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, guys studying stuff, literally studied,
• 50:21
  Testecleese: queer studies, and is now going around the world talking about queerness in Africa.
• 50:30
  Testecleese: So, okay, let's just assume this is a legitimate marriage between him and her.
• 50:35
  Testecleese: She picks the guy who is clearly the gayest man on the planet.
• 50:39
  Brian McFadden: And it's amazing.
• 50:40
  Testecleese: Mary?
• 50:45
  Repeat Offender: Bingo nights will never be the same.
• 50:47
  Testecleese: And, yeah, and check this out! She apparently shared pictures of her newborn kid on social media, and this guy replied with, oh, my newborn niece, fresh from the vagina. I was like, so is it your niece or your daughter? Because you're still married right now.
• 51:05
  Brian McFadden: Interesting.
• 51:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'll get into more of this, it's just… Ilhan might be cooked, but what will happen?
• 51:17
  Brian McFadden: Going.
• 51:18
  Testecleese: Probably nothing.
• 51:20
  Testecleese: But if she… fraudulently… got American citizenship, then continued the fraud.
• 51:29
  Testecleese: Statute of limit… A, statute of limitations doesn't expire because it's ongoing, and also, statute of limitations,
• 51:38
  Testecleese: Begins when the crime is discovered.
• 51:42
  Repeat Offender: I'm pretty sure they said the statute of limitations doesn't count on this.
• 51:49
  Testecleese: Well, even if it did, it's still ongoing, because she's still committing the crime. She's still using the name, she's still…
• 51:56
  Testecleese: she's… she's… She ran for fucking Congress!
• 52:03
  Testecleese: under.
• 52:03
  Repeat Offender: Legally.
• 52:04
  Testecleese: Fake name, which is illegal.
• 52:08
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 52:10
  Repeat Offender: In President… oh, didn't I say you guys that thing that President Trump put out?
• 52:13
  Testecleese: Possibly, dude. Yeah, possibly. I probably saw whatever it is, but you send so much shit, dude.
• 52:20
  Repeat Offender: That's good shit, mate. Shit, good shit.
• 52:24
  Testecleese: You watch so many shorts.
• 52:28
  Testecleese: I go long for him.
• 52:31
  Testecleese: Oh, interesting.
• 52:32
  Repeat Offender: That's when I'm at work.
• 52:36
  Testecleese: Well, yeah.
• 52:40
  Testecleese: I can't remember this… I… well, here we go. Let's… do I still have the… yeah, I do. I'm just gonna go ahead and play this, because there's probably gonna be a commercial.
• 52:51
  Testecleese: I read this article.
• 52:53
  Testecleese: It was a little bit ago, but it's about how liberals in DC… I'm sorry, your…
• 53:01
  Testecleese: I agree with socialism people in DC have no idea what socialism is. Like, none of them can agree on what it is. And it's great, because most of them think that, like, social healthcare
• 53:14
  Testecleese: social services.
• 53:17
  Testecleese: is socialism. And I'll say healthcare might border on socialism, but hey man, you're about to starve to death, we're gonna give you a sandwich.
• 53:28
  Testecleese: Versus, hey, you shot up and overdosed heroin the third time, we're still gonna save you life. At that point, I say let him fucking die.
• 53:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 53:38
  Testecleese: But let's see what happens in this interview. There's probably gonna be a commercial.
• 53:44
  Testecleese: I should have done this, then did my little rant, huh?
• 53:47
  Audio shared by Testecleese: You're cheating, huh?
• 53:51
  Testecleese: But yeah,
• 53:54
  Testecleese: No one seems to, agree on what socialism is, but they all seem to think that's the answer.
• 54:01
  Testecleese: So, I'm curious, what exactly is it that they're, cheering for.
• 54:10
  Testecleese: Is everyone applying the word socialism to their ideal model of the world?
• 54:16
  Audio shared by Testecleese: What does socialism mean?
• 54:18
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Oh, shit. Very public resource. What does socialism mean to you? Because there seems to be, like, some.
• 54:22
  Testecleese: That's quiet.
• 54:23
  Audio shared by Testecleese: What exactly?
• 54:24
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Wisdom.
• 54:25
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Well, I mean, I don't… I think…
• 54:28
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I think it's a poor choice to call it socialism, because what we're… none of what we're talking about when we're talking about economic theories is anything in a pure form, right? There's no version of… I've never seen a version of socialism that isn't
• 54:42
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Corrupt. And I've never seen a version of communism that isn't corrupt.
• 54:46
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 54:47
  Audio shared by Testecleese: of capitalism isn't corrupt either. Well, corruption's everywhere.
• 54:51
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Distributed, how would you respond?
• 54:54
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I mean, if we were all doing it, I'd be so game. Do you know what I mean? And who's coming to me? Is this a decision I'm making through democratic means? Then yes. Yes, I would be so game. If I voted for it, sure.
• 55:08
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Public libraries.
• 55:11
  Audio shared by Testecleese: The police department, the fire department, all our public services, utilities, that is part of socialism.
• 55:18
  Audio shared by Testecleese: So, not like… Government collective seizing property.
• 55:25
  Audio shared by Testecleese: The government does that anyway. That's what a railroad is. That was all private property.
• 55:30
  Audio shared by Testecleese: But for me individually.
• 55:32
  Audio shared by Testecleese: It was from individuals. If they want to put a road through, they take private property. So, like, would you personally give up your road?
• 55:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, she's claiming eminent domain.
• 55:42
  Audio shared by Testecleese: government funds.
• 55:43
  Testecleese: It's how the government already does it.
• 55:44
  Audio shared by Testecleese: It's a different thing than whether we have it or not. We already have socialist practices in our government.
• 55:50
  Testecleese: They've got socialist practices versus…
• 55:52
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do I want to give him my phone?
• 55:53
  Testecleese: The benefit of the good versus socialism are not the same.
• 55:57
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Repeat
• 55:58
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Fairly, that would be helpful in making my choice. This is not socialism. This is democratic socialism. It's different. There's socialism, there's communism, there's all kinds of isms.
• 56:10
  Testecleese: This'll be fun.
• 56:11
  Audio shared by Testecleese: socialism is essential.
• 56:13
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Essentially, what we…
• 56:15
  Audio shared by Testecleese: have a growing movement in this country. I'm a historian, so it's something I think a lot about. It's not… socialism is where there is a massive redistribution of wealth.
• 56:27
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We are not having redistribution of wealth in this country. Just look around.
• 56:33
  Testecleese: Literally what they're asking for.
• 56:34
  Audio shared by Testecleese: and they good.
• 56:35
  Audio shared by Testecleese: capitalism.
• 56:36
  Testecleese: Democrats just…
• 56:37
  Audio shared by Testecleese: mean that we have to have this enormous schism between the haves and the have-gots.
• 56:42
  Testecleese: I'm gonna pause this.
• 56:46
  Testecleese: She just said she wants to deal with the schism between the haves and abs-nots.
• 56:52
  Testecleese: But it's not a wealth distribution.
• 56:55
  Testecleese: Right?
• 56:57
  Repeat Offender: You already have a wealth distribution, it's called taxes.
• 57:01
  Testecleese: Correct, and then there are social programs to help those in need.
• 57:06
  Repeat Offender: 100%.
• 57:07
  Testecleese: But again, Why should I pay for your quadruple bypass if you have blood type pudding?
• 57:14
  Testecleese: Right? You made beds… for example, I smoke. Okay?
• 57:20
  Testecleese: I smoked cigarettes, I smoked marijuana.
• 57:25
  Testecleese: I don't expect you to pay for my lung transplant. This is my own fucking fault, I understand that.
• 57:32
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 57:33
  Testecleese: But this Edison, boys, you get it put on a list.
• 57:37
  Testecleese: Now, granted, I'll get put on a list, but I'm at the bottom. If we have an extra 100,000 set of lungs sitting around, we'll hook you up, right?
• 57:47
  Testecleese: Yay.
• 57:48
  Repeat Offender: You're basically… you've got it, mate, at the same time, too. Like, you've got your Medicaid system. Here in Australia, we've got our health system, it's like Canada, England, and Commonwealth countries, but we get it, like, we pay a percentage of our tax towards it.
• 58:00
  Repeat Offender: But we've also got a right to choose if we want private health cover as well.
• 58:04
  Testecleese: Yes, and I actually respect that you guys do the private healthcare, but how are you gonna pull the extra money for…
• 58:11
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 58:13
  Testecleese: How… let me put it this way.
• 58:15
  Testecleese: Any real job.
• 58:19
  Testecleese: And by that, I mean… A job you can make a living on.
• 58:26
  Repeat Offender: Bonify jobs.
• 58:28
  Testecleese: Yep, pardon me, I got a nasty, wet burp coming.
• 58:33
  Testecleese: We'll make a monthly payment with you on your health insurance.
• 58:37
  Testecleese: They have a company, they will match your monthly payment. I'm not kidding you, this is across the entire country.
• 58:45
  Testecleese: Let's say, for example, how much money you make, whatever, you pay a thousand bucks a month.
• 58:52
  Testecleese: Your business that you work for will pay a thousand bucks a month towards your insurance, too.
• 58:59
  Testecleese: Now, that's extremely high-end, you know what I mean?
• 59:05
  Testecleese: But I'm just saying, like, when I welded, I paid, I think, Like, $27 a month?
• 59:13
  Testecleese: For health insurance, my, the business I worked for matched it.
• 59:21
  Testecleese: So I was getting $54 a month worth of coverage.
• 59:25
  Testecleese: I'm just… I'm… I'm just saying, different systems, you know what I mean?
• 59:31
  Testecleese: As soon as they hear healthcare's not free.
• 59:36
  Testecleese: they get all upset, and it's like, yeah, but the problem is, the people paying for the healthcare are the people working.
• 59:42
  Repeat Offender: Like, yeah, yeah, that's where the burden lays.
• 59:46
  Repeat Offender: The burden lays on the person who goes to work every day.
• 59:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, now you're already getting taxed to pay for everyone else. Now you wanna go buy extra health insurance on top of that?
• 59:59
  Repeat Offender: The extra health out here helps us, right? There's some things that aren't covered under the,
• 1:00:04
  Repeat Offender: the Medicare system we've got in Australia. We used to have dental on there, it's taken off now.
• 1:00:10
  Testecleese: Oh! Oh, all of a sudden, it's becoming expensive for the people to work to pay for those that don't work.
• 1:00:18
  Repeat Offender: No, it does, but…
• 1:00:20
  Testecleese: Brian, Australia lost dental coverage through national coverage.
• 1:00:24
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 1:00:24
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:00:26
  Repeat Offender: Jesus. Just be honest.
• 1:00:27
  Testecleese: It's expensive, isn't it?
• 1:00:29
  Repeat Offender: But we see on your phone.
• 1:00:30
  Brian McFadden: Your teeth are gonna start looking like the Brits, you know.
• 1:00:32
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 1:00:34
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, dental ain't cheap here either. That's a separate insurance, isn't it, Brian?
• 1:00:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and it doesn't cover a whole lot.
• 1:00:41
  Testecleese: No, it does not, and here's the fun part, is when you have to decide, do I do my dental surgery with a dentist?
• 1:00:51
  Testecleese: Or… in the hospital.
• 1:00:55
  Testecleese: You're… you know what I mean?
• 1:00:56
  Repeat Offender: Hell yeah.
• 1:00:57
  Testecleese: It's like, what's gonna cost less? What's gonna last longer? It's like, geez Louise.
• 1:01:05
  Testecleese: But yeah, I mean…
• 1:01:06
  Repeat Offender: We've got emergency dental, we've got emergency dental that's in the hospitals.
• 1:01:11
  Repeat Offender: But you have to, as you said, you got…
• 1:01:13
  Repeat Offender: question, like, what kind of put.
• 1:01:15
  Testecleese: Realistically, Emergency Dental's immediate response is pull the tooth.
• 1:01:21
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. Well, I used to have a premium health cover.
• 1:01:24
  Testecleese: I'm gonna do that with pliers in my garage.
• 1:01:27
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, exactly. I always have a premium health cover, but it costs me so much money. Now, I'm on a platinum health cover now, I had to go back. That's $188 a month.
• 1:01:38
  Repeat Offender: But I'm pine, just for that.
• 1:01:40
  Testecleese: For what?
• 1:01:42
  Repeat Offender: at my health cover. I used to have gold premium. Now I've got to cut it back to platinum.
• 1:01:47
  Testecleese: No, the government has different levels of healthcare you can buy?
• 1:01:51
  Repeat Offender: No, that's private.
• 1:01:53
  Repeat Offender: Oh, God.
• 1:01:53
  Testecleese: So you have private, too.
• 1:01:55
  Testecleese: My mistake. Yeah, yeah. So, exactly. The government isn't good enough, is it? And I understand what… I understand. Yes, it helps those that don't have help, but how they deal with all the other shit you're dealing with…
• 1:02:08
  Repeat Offender: That's what I… used to go on a waitlist.
• 1:02:10
  Testecleese: So why don't we make… why don't we make what you're paying extra money for free for everyone?
• 1:02:18
  Repeat Offender: Well, mate, they can't, because the way they're important people…
• 1:02:20
  Testecleese: Exactly, because you can't.
• 1:02:23
  Repeat Offender: No. Wait a minute, we're opening 20…
• 1:02:26
  Testecleese: Ice!
• 1:02:27
  Repeat Offender: Oh, boy.
• 1:02:28
  Testecleese: I support free healthcare, like, let's say you show up to the hospital, your fucking arm is broken.
• 1:02:34
  Testecleese: I'm cool with the taxpayer paying for that, honestly.
• 1:02:38
  Testecleese: But when you show up because you have a cholesterol issue, because you won't stop eating sticks of butter in competitions…
• 1:02:46
  Testecleese: why is that my problem? You know what I mean?
• 1:02:49
  Repeat Offender: Well, look, I get your point. But the thing is, like, with healthcare around the world, like, you see… now, France, even this bloody… their education system, they're running out of money because they've had all these imported people coming in the country.
• 1:03:01
  Testecleese: Experience.
• 1:03:02
  Repeat Offender: People closing the border.
• 1:03:04
  Repeat Offender: We've had it now with people getting flamed in by our government. We're up to, like, something like 300,000 people, nearly.
• 1:03:11
  Repeat Offender: coming in. Like, we can't… the infrastructure's not there, and we have to pay more for them.
• 1:03:15
  Testecleese: Not this…
• 1:03:16
  Repeat Offender: Excuse me.
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: not the next election in the United States, not the midterm, but the president?
• 1:03:22
  Testecleese: Is seriously going to set the tone for this country for probably 15, 20 years.
• 1:03:28
  Repeat Offender: I reckon so too, mate.
• 1:03:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, do we let everyone in, or do we stay American, is basically the question.
• 1:03:37
  Repeat Offender: Well, you know what's going to happen if the Democrats get control again.
• 1:03:40
  Testecleese: You know you want to stay Australian, don't you?
• 1:03:43
  Repeat Offender: Oh, hell are you?
• 1:03:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, what happens if, what happens if,
• 1:03:49
  Testecleese: Five times a day, you hear the bells from the mosque saying it's time to face Mecca and pray.
• 1:03:57
  Repeat Offender: Oh, am I?
• 1:03:59
  Testecleese: From your front porch, where you're enjoying the sunset.
• 1:04:04
  Repeat Offender: There'd be an uprising, mate.
• 1:04:06
  Testecleese: You think so? Or are they… or is Australia gonna be a bitch like France, until the point where people got murdered?
• 1:04:14
  Repeat Offender: No, mate, there's a pushback now, and it's happening. It's,
• 1:04:18
  Repeat Offender: We're getting to speak with a party called One Nation.
• 1:04:22
  Repeat Offender: And I'm a supporter of One Nation, mate. It's… yeah, things are changing. Same as in England.
• 1:04:27
  Repeat Offender: It's all turning around now, mate.
• 1:04:30
  Testecleese: I'm getting.
• 1:04:30
  Repeat Offender: A little bit.
• 1:04:31
  Testecleese: of a laugh out of One Nation, because that just made me think of First Nationers, which is, like, the international term for Aborigines in Australia, isn't it?
• 1:04:41
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, no, mate, it's all Aboriginal.
• 1:04:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, it is.
• 1:04:44
  Repeat Offender: It's Indigenous, so I'm Indigenous here, so…
• 1:04:49
  Testecleese: No, I… I… I agree with you.
• 1:04:52
  Testecleese: I… I was born here several generations before me were born here. I grew up here. My…
• 1:04:59
  Testecleese: Prodigy, by progeny, pardon me, is growing here. I am indigenous.
• 1:05:07
  Testecleese: It just took me longer to get here. Just like it took… the, the, the, quote.
• 1:05:12
  Brian McFadden: corn.
• 1:05:12
  Testecleese: to get here. Exactly. Oh my god, check this out.
• 1:05:17
  Testecleese: My church is doing a, all Saints Day, is on Sunday, right?
• 1:05:26
  Testecleese: So we're doing a…
• 1:05:28
  Testecleese: costume thing like Halloween, especially for the kids, dress up like saints, and tell… and, you know?
• 1:05:37
  Brian McFadden: You're going as Elizabeth Warren?
• 1:05:39
  Testecleese: No, someone handed us costumes for our kids. I was like, we could have done this. She's like, no, no, I wanted to help. I was like, okay, you know, it's the church, thank you, right? Yeah. And one of them is this,
• 1:05:49
  Testecleese: Native American, Aboriginal, American, con… North American, how's that?
• 1:05:55
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 1:05:56
  Testecleese: St. Catherine, right?
• 1:06:00
  Testecleese: The fucking costume is Pocahontas.
• 1:06:07
  Testecleese: Ehh No, and I was just… I was just like, oh my god.
• 1:06:13
  Testecleese: She should tell everyone she's Elizabeth Warren.
• 1:06:18
  Testecleese: But.
• 1:06:18
  Repeat Offender: This is on…
• 1:06:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, but this is on All Saints Day, like, okay, don't do it on All Saints Day, but if she wears it on Halloween, she's gonna tell everyone she's Elizabeth Warren.
• 1:06:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, I left, and the other kid is, Joan of Arc.
• 1:06:36
  Testecleese: for, I don't know, I think this is a neat idea.
• 1:06:39
  Brian McFadden: It is, yeah.
• 1:06:40
  Testecleese: And it just happens because…
• 1:06:42
  Testecleese: All Saints Day is on Sunday. This is the first time it's ever been brought up by a member, and if this goes well, I'm gonna suggest we do this every year. It would be a good excuse to get together and,
• 1:06:54
  Testecleese: Bring up all the saints that none of us have no idea what the hell they did.
• 1:06:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:06:59
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? And we'll tell their story. They're like, I found out today by… because I got curious, I looked up the church I went to as a kid, St. Fekla.
• 1:07:09
  Brian McFadden: Who is Thetla?
• 1:07:11
  Testecleese: Fekla was a young woman in, Sub-Asia or something. Basically, east of Rome.
• 1:07:21
  Testecleese: But fucking St. Paul, the Apostle.
• 1:07:26
  Testecleese: We s… Speaking of that, she was so enthralled in his word.
• 1:07:33
  Testecleese: Saad speaking the word to herself, was…
• 1:07:36
  Testecleese: Tortured, etc, for helping St. Paul. She helped him escape from prison.
• 1:07:42
  Testecleese: And then went and spread the word, and I was like.
• 1:07:47
  Testecleese: this person worked with an apostle of Christ. How do… how do none of us know who St. Tekla is?
• 1:07:53
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:07:54
  Testecleese: And that's the church I went to school with. Like, this is the church I grew up in.
• 1:07:59
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean?
• 1:08:00
  Testecleese: in.
• 1:08:01
  Testecleese: He's like, how have I never heard this story?
• 1:08:04
  Brian McFadden: That's a pretty big story.
• 1:08:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, there's more stories like this with the Saints. And here's the thing, the…
• 1:08:12
  Testecleese: Brian, you guys don't believe in the saints, you Protestants.
• 1:08:17
  Testecleese: But it seems like the more you get tortured in the name of Jesus, the more likely you're about to be a sin.
• 1:08:24
  Brian McFadden: I think.
• 1:08:27
  Testecleese: You used to have to perform 3 miracles!
• 1:08:31
  Testecleese: I say that, that was actually a myth, because St. Law,
• 1:08:36
  Testecleese: Well, like I said, with the Apostle, right?
• 1:08:41
  Testecleese: I mean, that's early Christianity, right?
• 1:08:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:48
  Testecleese: Man, I thought it'd be cool, it's a good… it's a good excuse for everyone to,
• 1:08:55
  Testecleese: talk about who their saint is, and everyone to listen, and it's a good… you know? And I understand you Protestants don't quite understand…
• 1:09:04
  Testecleese: But you still… some reason, you guys still respect saints, though, don't ya?
• 1:09:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:09
  Testecleese: I don't know why.
• 1:09:11
  Brian McFadden: Problem.
• 1:09:13
  Testecleese: Because what was she, Irish and wanted to get drunk?
• 1:09:17
  Brian McFadden: No, Mother Teresa didn't get drunk.
• 1:09:21
  Testecleese: Oh, she's new, I was thinking St. Patrick, but okay.
• 1:09:26
  Testecleese: Alright. I'm gonna get another beer, because I wanna get drunk. Oh my god!
• 1:09:33
  Testecleese: Nevermind, I… oh! If only this had been the other way around.
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: Oh! The story after the next one is about Elizabeth Warren. That would have been perfect, wouldn't it?
• 1:09:44
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:09:46
  Brian McFadden: So we got the Democratic governor.
• 1:09:49
  Brian McFadden: who's, being sued, who sued Exxon over climate change, now is asking Trump to fast-track a gas pipeline.
• 1:09:59
  Brian McFadden: Hmm… interesting.
• 1:10:02
  Testecleese: Oh, this is more of a Healy, isn't it?
• 1:10:05
  Brian McFadden: I'm looking it up now. Yeah, Mara, yeah, you're right.
• 1:10:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, man.
• 1:10:09
  Brian McFadden: ex-governor.
• 1:10:10
  Testecleese: Massachusetts was like, keep your oil pipelines out of our state, we don't want fossil fuels. And now they're like, gasoline's getting expensive, and jeez.
• 1:10:22
  Testecleese: I want to keep my house warm.
• 1:10:26
  Testecleese: Please set up a pipeline to pump oil right through my state!
• 1:10:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:10:33
  Brian McFadden: I don't think Trump's gonna prove it.
• 1:10:35
  Testecleese: I bet he will.
• 1:10:40
  Testecleese: If the same proposal comes up again.
• 1:10:42
  Testecleese: do the same thing, he'll do it. He, he's…
• 1:10:46
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, Trump's… Trump's a dick, but he's not spiteful that way.
• 1:10:53
  Testecleese: he will realize that he can do what he wants to do, and he's not gonna be a dick and not do what he wants just because… fuck you.
• 1:11:03
  Testecleese: Trump makes money. He's a billionaire.
• 1:11:05
  Testecleese: That's why we're not billionaires.
• 1:11:09
  Repeat Offender: Oh, he's got the good nation at heart.
• 1:11:11
  Repeat Offender: I'll give him that. He says things that I fucking cringe sometimes, but I don't know the reason.
• 1:11:17
  Testecleese: I know, but they're usually funny as hell, aren't they?
• 1:11:19
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, he is the funniest president ever. I've got it.
• 1:11:23
  Testecleese: Oh my god, yeah. No, that's why I've been enjoying this so much, like, oh my god, he's fucking hilarious. Like, when they're like, oh, you called women fat and stupid, it's like, only…
• 1:11:34
  Testecleese: Only Rosie O'Donnell.
• 1:11:35
  Repeat Offender: I got so hard at that. Dude, that wasn't begging Kelly.
• 1:11:42
  Testecleese: Oh yeah! And then he said Megyn Kelly's bleeding out for who knows what.
• 1:11:50
  Repeat Offender: But then, yeah, she's friends with you. Mate. I think…
• 1:11:55
  Testecleese: person, that's the thing.
• 1:11:57
  Repeat Offender: He's real British.
• 1:11:58
  Testecleese: just been successful. He's like, oh, I… he's like, when you have a billion dollars, you can just grab them by the pussy, they let you. And I'm like, no, I understand that. I get it. Oh, that's inappropriate. Yes, it is inappropriate, but it's not untrue, right?
• 1:12:14
  Repeat Offender: But it was a private conversation, the guy shouldn't record it, you know what I mean? It was…
• 1:12:18
  Testecleese: Very, very true, but let's be real, if you have a… if you were world-known… let's be real, okay, before Trump was president, did you know who Donald Trump was?
• 1:12:28
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, through, like, his TV shows and that.
• 1:12:31
  Repeat Offender: But you wouldn't… you wouldn't have known, would you? How many billionaires are out there you don't even know about?
• 1:12:36
  Testecleese: Okay, well, I was thinking you guys… I assumed you did know who Donald Trump was.
• 1:12:41
  Repeat Offender: Maybe it's true.
• 1:12:42
  Testecleese: He's been a big deal personality for decades.
• 1:12:45
  Testecleese: Hey, Brian.
• 1:12:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 1:12:49
  Testecleese: They've asked him to run for president. Oprah asked him to run for president!
• 1:12:54
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, I've seen those shows.
• 1:12:56
  Repeat Offender: You know what I appreciate it.
• 1:12:59
  Testecleese: been a big deal personality, I was just curious how much you guys have seen him. Now, all of a sudden, he's the devil, and I'm like, you guys all loved him! Like…
• 1:13:08
  Testecleese: 12 years ago, right?
• 1:13:11
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:13:15
  Repeat Offender: What do you think's gonna happen to these left-hard, bloody…
• 1:13:18
  Repeat Offender: Facebook worries and YouTube worries and that, the people who've got their little shows and segments once Trump's out of office. Their… their ratings are just gonna go bang through the arse, mate.
• 1:13:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, but, okay, fuck the YouTube, fuck the Twitch, fuck all that. What about…
• 1:13:36
  Repeat Offender: I was about to say…
• 1:13:37
  Testecleese: I was about to say CNN, but hold on to that one.
• 1:13:41
  Testecleese: Quint, what do I.
• 1:13:42
  Repeat Offender: I'll be wrong.
• 1:13:43
  Testecleese: ABC, CBS, NBC…
• 1:13:45
  Testecleese: All this other stuff. I would say CNN, but Elon Musk just, announced he's gonna dump a billion dollars into, what is it, the something, Nicholson, whatever? The guy who knows it? The guy who owns CNN, Elon Musk, about to give a billion dollars to.
• 1:14:04
  Repeat Offender: In Ellison?
• 1:14:05
  Testecleese: That sounds right.
• 1:14:07
  Testecleese: That sounds right.
• 1:14:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, the guy who owns DNA and Elon Musk, he has a billion dollars, let's unfuck this. And I'm like, okay, I support this, you know?
• 1:14:18
  Repeat Offender: But Paramount Warner involved with that as well, too. Like, he's onto something. They're on something.
• 1:14:23
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez.
• 1:14:23
  Repeat Offender: smart.
• 1:14:25
  Testecleese: Let's just say, for example.
• 1:14:26
  Testecleese: This guy's running a news company with his entire corporation, because it has way more than that.
• 1:14:33
  Testecleese: And he's got a news company failing, because Trump's…
• 1:14:36
  Testecleese: you're about out of time with Trump, right?
• 1:14:39
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:14:40
  Testecleese: That's how they've made all the money for the last 10 years, 12 years.
• 1:14:45
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:14:45
  Testecleese: You're running out of time, how are we gonna make money?
• 1:14:50
  Testecleese: Elon Musk goes, here's a billion dollars. This guy can go, Fire fucking everyone.
• 1:14:58
  Testecleese: And start over.
• 1:15:01
  Testecleese: A billion dollars is so much money.
• 1:15:05
  Repeat Offender: No, all the Jake Taffers and all that, they won't be around long.
• 1:15:10
  Testecleese: No, no, all of that's going away anyway. It's all gonna be online soon enough.
• 1:15:16
  Testecleese: Why… I don't understand why cable still exists.
• 1:15:23
  Testecleese: It seems insane to me. No, you can… You can get that service.
• 1:15:31
  Brian McFadden: Have you ever tried to use… have you ever tried to teach internet streaming to an 80-year-old?
• 1:15:37
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, that's right.
• 1:15:38
  Testecleese: Nigga… They're gonna die soon!
• 1:15:41
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're not dead yet, so they're gonna keep cable around.
• 1:15:46
  Testecleese: And put on a VHS cassette, letting them watch the same thing over and over again.
• 1:15:53
  Repeat Offender: Still at AM radio, mate.
• 1:15:56
  Repeat Offender: Ziff and a name, right?
• 1:15:57
  Testecleese: turned on… I actually turned on the AM radio a couple days ago.
• 1:16:03
  Testecleese: We were driving through, Pocahontas County.
• 1:16:08
  Testecleese: Brian, are you familiar with Pocahontas County?
• 1:16:11
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:16:12
  Testecleese: Okay, it's, it borders Virginia. From West Virginia?
• 1:16:16
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:16:18
  Testecleese: We went into Pocahontas County, And it said, big ol' billboard.
• 1:16:24
  Testecleese: You know, 1670 or whatever.
• 1:16:27
  Testecleese: Pocahontas Radio. I was like, alright, well, let's check out the local radio. This might be fun, right?
• 1:16:36
  Testecleese: Turns out, it was basically a heads up.
• 1:16:40
  Testecleese: that if I keep driving the same direction, I'm not gonna get…
• 1:16:44
  Testecleese: Phone communication, or even radio signal to my… my truck.
• 1:16:51
  Testecleese: For, like, an hour and a half.
• 1:16:53
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:16:55
  Testecleese: I was, approaching the, Green Bank… Radio telescope.
• 1:17:04
  Testecleese: It's the headquarters of the SETI movement,
• 1:17:09
  Brian McFadden: Sir.
• 1:17:09
  Testecleese: for extraterrestrial intelligence?
• 1:17:12
  Brian McFadden: And they block all signals?
• 1:17:14
  Testecleese: Not even blocked.
• 1:17:16
  Testecleese: there's nothing… You… Let me put this. There's no 4G, there's no 5G, there's no LTE.
• 1:17:26
  Testecleese: there's no radio signals, like, no one's allowed to broadcast with intent. No signals are allowed to reach as far as within 10 miles of this thing. So, like… so for, like, an hour and a half, you're driving with no radio signal, and you're going, geez, I wish I had a CD.
• 1:17:45
  Brian McFadden: But satellite radio still works.
• 1:17:48
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:17:49
  Testecleese: No!
• 1:17:51
  Testecleese: No satellites interfered, too, with the telescopes!
• 1:17:56
  Testecleese: None of that.
• 1:17:58
  Testecleese: I had CDs, though. I listened to Metallica, Symphony, and Metallica, the S&M album. Amazing!
• 1:18:07
  Testecleese: But it was wild, dude.
• 1:18:09
  Testecleese: 10 miles, no signal in any direction. And here's the problem, was we go to leave.
• 1:18:17
  Testecleese: We go back to this corn maze that we had passed, that we were gonna visit anyway, because it's a kid's field trip.
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: Cornraise is a ton of fun. That's the picture I sent you, Brian, was from just outside the corn maze. Did you recognize that as a giant…
• 1:18:34
  Testecleese: Friggin' radio telescope?
• 1:18:36
  Testecleese: In that picture?
• 1:18:37
  Brian McFadden: -
• 1:18:38
  Testecleese: There was a giant 2.3-acre radio telescope in that picture. I was about 7 miles away when I took that picture.
• 1:18:48
  Testecleese: But I was still in airplane mode.
• 1:18:54
  Testecleese: Oh, man, it was, it was just, it was wild, it was crazy. 2.3 acres, dude!
• 1:19:05
  Testecleese: And it just listens to space.
• 1:19:08
  Testecleese: And it's in the valley of Appalachia, so the mountains block most of the signals coming from far away, on Earth.
• 1:19:19
  Testecleese: But yeah, I just thought it was nuts. But anyway, yeah, we were leaving, right?
• 1:19:25
  Testecleese: Because we went to the corn maze after.
• 1:19:28
  Testecleese: And she turned left, and I was like,
• 1:19:32
  Testecleese: I think you wanna go the other way.
• 1:19:34
  Testecleese: She goes, no, no, no.
• 1:19:36
  Testecleese: It was whatever, whatever. I was like, okay.
• 1:19:39
  Testecleese: Nice shut up, because I've learned a long time ago.
• 1:19:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:19:43
  Testecleese: Long time ago, it is better to be right, And deal with it.
• 1:19:50
  Testecleese: Right? You know what I mean? Than wrong ever.
• 1:19:55
  Testecleese: So she drives 20 minutes in one direction.
• 1:20:00
  Testecleese: She goes, I don't think this is the right way. And I was like.
• 1:20:03
  Testecleese: Okay, what do you wanna do?
• 1:20:05
  Testecleese: I want to turn around, I wanna turn left at wherever. I was like.
• 1:20:09
  Testecleese: Okay, so she does, so she drives, like, 15 minutes back, she turns.
• 1:20:15
  Testecleese: 20 minutes later, I don't think this is the right way, and I was like, okay.
• 1:20:19
  Testecleese: She goes, well, what do you want to do? I was like, well, I already told you what I want to do, and I'm not going to re… keep bringing it up, because I'll just get yelled at. She got angry!
• 1:20:28
  Testecleese: people, you think you're right? I was like, Everyone thinks they're right.
• 1:20:35
  Testecleese: He's like…
• 1:20:39
  Testecleese: I was like, I think you turned the wrong way out of the corn maze, because as we came up to the observatory, you pointed that, hey, that's the corn maze we're going to visit on the way back.
• 1:20:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, we spent an extra, like, hour. Hour and a half.
• 1:20:58
  Testecleese: Because… Nothing against her.
• 1:21:06
  Testecleese: But men do seem to have a different sense of direction, and it's actually because of a mountain of iron in the nose.
• 1:21:13
  Testecleese: But I suggest, if anyone ever wants to go visit this, observatory, bring a map.
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: Because your GPS will not connect, because satellites don't do it.
• 1:21:30
  Testecleese: It was wild. It was so cool, though, man.
• 1:21:33
  Testecleese: It was in the middle of nowhere, Brian… did he even…
• 1:21:38
  Testecleese: Did you look at the picture I had sent you? Yeah. Did you zoom in and see the giant telescope?
• 1:21:46
  Testecleese: You see the little farm, the little barn?
• 1:21:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I saw the barn and stuff.
• 1:21:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, zoom in, but that… the weird white thing to the left of that, that's a giant, giant.
• 1:21:56
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yes, huh, yep.
• 1:21:58
  Testecleese: You're like, holy shit! That's, like, from 7 miles away.
• 1:22:04
  Testecleese: I was outside of the,
• 1:22:08
  Testecleese: immediate area, and I was allowed to take a picture.
• 1:22:12
  Brian McFadden: Mmm.
• 1:22:13
  Testecleese: I was still in airplane mode. Which, it didn't matter if I was in airplane mode or not.
• 1:22:17
  Testecleese: Because there's nothing to connect to.
• 1:22:21
  Testecleese: The only reason why you do airplane mode was to not send signal out to interfere with the,
• 1:22:26
  Testecleese: telescope, you know what I mean?
• 1:22:28
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:22:29
  Testecleese: It was just crazy, man. Headquarters is SETI.
• 1:22:34
  Testecleese: And then I asked a bunch of questions, and I was very, very disappointed.
• 1:22:41
  Testecleese: Like, all the shit we hear about aliens…
• 1:22:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:22:48
  Testecleese: Should've heard years ago about repeating signals we were getting. No, apparently we figured those out.
• 1:22:55
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:22:58
  Testecleese: This is what bothers me, dude.
• 1:23:02
  Testecleese: In the, I don't know what you call it, presentation they did. They didn't even bring up Fermi.
• 1:23:10
  Testecleese: I don't know how much you guys are involved in this… world, but for me,
• 1:23:16
  Testecleese: Suggested that the universe is so large, The galaxy is so large.
• 1:23:24
  Testecleese: Let alone the universe.
• 1:23:26
  Testecleese: That there must be life.
• 1:23:29
  Testecleese: So where is everybody?
• 1:23:35
  Brian McFadden: Good question.
• 1:23:36
  Testecleese: Well, you can double that back down into God's creation, but…
• 1:23:41
  Testecleese: Whoever said God… God didn't create other things, too, that we never heard about, right?
• 1:23:48
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:23:50
  Repeat Offender: point.
• 1:23:52
  Testecleese: No, no measure, I would know God's plan, right?
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:23:59
  Testecleese: I would like to find, intelligent life.
• 1:24:03
  Testecleese: Granted, I'd like for us to find it, then it find us.
• 1:24:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:24:09
  Testecleese: Because if they find us, they're more advanced than we are, right?
• 1:24:14
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:24:15
  Testecleese: They could literally just take what they want and walk away.
• 1:24:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:24:20
  Repeat Offender: Do you think they might have banned us already and seen how cooked we are and left?
• 1:24:24
  Testecleese: Maybe, maybe they were there, and maybe we're Australia.
• 1:24:28
  Testecleese: And maybe where they just dumped all their prisoners.
• 1:24:33
  Testecleese: That's why we're always at war.
• 1:24:36
  Repeat Offender: Well, I had this conversation the other day, because I like historical things.
• 1:24:40
  Repeat Offender: like, when I go overseas, I like to look at historic buildings, like in England, Scotland, and Ireland and that, you know, castles and that. But you look back, like, technology that people had, like humans had, back even with the pyramids.
• 1:24:52
  Repeat Offender: the technology. Where do they come up with that technology to line pyramids to line up with stars?
• 1:24:57
  Testecleese: I know what he's talking about.
• 1:25:01
  Testecleese: But I could do this. Now, granted, I have hindsight.
• 1:25:07
  Testecleese: So, I mean, I could recreate it on… literally on my own.
• 1:25:13
  Testecleese: But… Again, hindsight. Way back then, who figured it out then made it happen, right?
• 1:25:21
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, and to move such big stones.
• 1:25:23
  Testecleese: soon.
• 1:25:24
  Repeat Offender: You know what I mean? Like, where was the technology?
• 1:25:27
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying, it's the same technology that existed then, that I could move these stones.
• 1:25:32
  Testecleese: I'm not even kidding you, by myself.
• 1:25:35
  Testecleese: I… it's… it's actually… it's a handful of pulleys, and an inclined plane, and wheels.
• 1:25:43
  Testecleese: Or… or logs, or rollers, or whatever. I…
• 1:25:47
  Testecleese: I could do this literally by myself by walking.
• 1:25:50
  Testecleese: and pulling.
• 1:25:52
  Testecleese: It would take a lot of work to set up, but I could do it.
• 1:25:57
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, look, I get that, I get what you're saying, but my point is, where did the technology come from?
• 1:26:03
  Repeat Offender: So it's supposed to be pruning of times back then, wasn't it? But you look like Mesopotamia and all that sort of, like, where they reckon it all started from.
• 1:26:11
  Repeat Offender: all of a sudden, you've got these boats, they're trading, you know what I mean? Like…
• 1:26:15
  Repeat Offender: Where'd it all come from?
• 1:26:17
  Repeat Offender: Was it us?
• 1:26:19
  Testecleese: Someone figured something out.
• 1:26:21
  Testecleese: And then, as soon as they did, it expanded very quickly.
• 1:26:26
  Repeat Offender: We'll do the information will come from Apple in the Garden of Eden.
• 1:26:29
  Testecleese: Pardon?
• 1:26:30
  Repeat Offender: You know, like I said, all that information come from that apple in the Garden of Eden.
• 1:26:34
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, okay, you're talking about our original sin.
• 1:26:39
  Repeat Offender: Jesus, I know.
• 1:26:39
  Testecleese: Jeez, I… I was never gonna get… come to that conclusion. No, you're right. No, the Tree of Knowledge.
• 1:26:47
  Testecleese: is where we get all this from, but now we need to rely upon it, because we have, been cast out of Eden.
• 1:26:56
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. But even today, you look at what's going on here. Elon Musk, with his car that can fly now.
• 1:27:03
  Testecleese: Hey, is James Bond car?
• 1:27:05
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. Like, where does it stop? Our technology is still going, even though we think we've discovered everything. Can you imagine…
• 1:27:12
  Testecleese: Pulling up behind an ambulance in a fire truck, right?
• 1:27:16
  Testecleese: behind a car wreck, and going, fuck this, I'm not waiting, and you just kickflip your car like a skateboard over it.
• 1:27:25
  Testecleese: And drive away.
• 1:27:28
  Repeat Offender: Like, where does it stop? Like, it's still sucking that air in. That's… he's come up with a device that'll keep that air sucking in to keep the…
• 1:27:36
  Testecleese: I hung upside down on the road!
• 1:27:39
  Repeat Offender: I know, I know!
• 1:27:41
  Testecleese: It's wild!
• 1:27:43
  Repeat Offender: No, no, no, sorry.
• 1:27:44
  Testecleese: Is the pro… is the… why he did that, actually. The reason why they did that was because their, their S model, their… their… their… Speedster?
• 1:27:55
  Testecleese: Would flip over if they didn't…
• 1:27:58
  Testecleese: throttle the car down. The car itself could go so fast, it would flip over from air going under it.
• 1:28:04
  Testecleese: So they had to stop the engine, even in super mode, or whatever it was.
• 1:28:08
  Testecleese: So they put suction under it. I'm like, let's involve this in our new car, because, why the fuck not? You know?
• 1:28:16
  Repeat Offender: Let's give it a go.
• 1:28:20
  Testecleese: And I'm like, Jesus Christ! And they're trying to put Elon in prison! And he's like, I am revolutionizing the world.
• 1:28:29
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 1:28:29
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:28:31
  Repeat Offender: It's incredible. You see his new…
• 1:28:33
  Testecleese: You, you see, yeah, you just dumped a billion dollars in CNN?
• 1:28:38
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, well, he's a trainer down here.
• 1:28:40
  Testecleese: No, he's not.
• 1:28:43
  Testecleese: It's already under a trillion dollars.
• 1:28:45
  Testecleese: Here's the thing… People assume me as a fucking… Scrooge McDuck money bin.
• 1:28:52
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:28:54
  Testecleese: Full of gold coins he can swim in.
• 1:28:58
  Testecleese: Dude owns stock, you know what I mean?
• 1:29:01
  Repeat Offender: That's all fun, dude.
• 1:29:02
  Testecleese: That's like if I own, like.
• 1:29:04
  Testecleese: 50 million acres of U.S. land.
• 1:29:08
  Testecleese: I don't have a billion dollars in my account. I own land.
• 1:29:15
  Testecleese: What's the song?
• 1:29:16
  Repeat Offender: Trump.
• 1:29:17
  Testecleese: liquidated it all at once, but if Elon Musk liquidated
• 1:29:21
  Testecleese: out of, like, Tesla and SpaceX and everything else, dude, the stock would plummet! No… everyone would sell instantly, and it would just… it would go…
• 1:29:32
  Testecleese: Boom. Gone.
• 1:29:34
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, it's like Letitia James wanted Trump to pull up all that money. Couple of million for bloody… a bond, or what was it? Or whatever it was.
• 1:29:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, there's something in here about that crazy bitch.
• 1:29:45
  Repeat Offender: My boy, all this stuff to the Jetsons?
• 1:29:48
  Repeat Offender: It wasn't for the Jetsons 40-odd years ago.
• 1:29:51
  Repeat Offender: You wouldn't be able to talk on your phone, on your mobile bloody watch.
• 1:29:54
  Repeat Offender: We don't have these flying cars, mate,
• 1:29:57
  Repeat Offender: Didn't all just come from The Simpsons?
• 1:30:01
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:03
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez, I just undid something. Oh, jeez, I just… I did something twice.
• 1:30:11
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:30:12
  Testecleese: Kathy Hochul's, signing up for the school choice program in New York.
• 1:30:19
  Testecleese: I was a little surprised by this.
• 1:30:23
  Testecleese: But I think it's a good idea, honestly,
• 1:30:28
  Testecleese: Why should your tax dollars only go to public school? Why can't…
• 1:30:34
  Testecleese: Why can't your kid go to a different school besides the one that they're automatically going to go to?
• 1:30:40
  Testecleese: and use the same money instead. Because the money… especially the one you're paying, because people that don't have kids going to school pay this tax, too, to pay into the public school system. So why can't at least my cut of the tax money go to private school that my kid should go… I want my kid to go to…
• 1:30:58
  Testecleese: schooling, you know what I mean?
• 1:30:59
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 1:31:03
  Testecleese: I don't want to participate, why can't we do this?
• 1:31:06
  Testecleese: And a lot of areas are doing this, and now Kathy Hochul's on board.
• 1:31:11
  Testecleese: In New York, I'm a little surprised by this.
• 1:31:15
  Brian McFadden: Unions are not.
• 1:31:18
  Testecleese: Here's the problem, though, is like…
• 1:31:21
  Testecleese: The frickin' private schools can unionize. It could be the same union. It could be the same teachers! Just go from the public school to the private school when the private school becomes more popular, you know what I mean? Like, oh, we need fewer teachers at the public school and more at the private school. Literally, same teacher, different school.
• 1:31:42
  Testecleese: Alright? And you can say, oh, it's the same teacher, same problem. No, new policy.
• 1:31:47
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:31:49
  Testecleese: You're not gonna teach you about how, some… some men like to swallow cum.
• 1:31:55
  Testecleese: You're gonna teach them how the Earth orbits the Sun.
• 1:32:00
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:32:04
  Testecleese: I think this is a good idea, I don't understand why this is not a nationwide policy yet.
• 1:32:11
  Testecleese: Because I paid in the taxes my entire life to Bayville Public School.
• 1:32:16
  Testecleese: now I have kids in public school, and I'm like,
• 1:32:19
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, I have nowhere else to put them, honestly.
• 1:32:23
  Testecleese: But why shouldn't I be able to put them somewhere else? Well, I mean, I guess I could, but it's like…
• 1:32:29
  Testecleese: Hour and a half drive.
• 1:32:31
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:32:32
  Testecleese: Six hours a day, dropping them off and picking them up.
• 1:32:38
  Testecleese: -
• 1:32:39
  Testecleese: But why shouldn't I be able to use the same money I put into school, at least when my kids were in school?
• 1:32:45
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:32:47
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 1:32:50
  Testecleese: But… You, you socialists in Australia, no.
• 1:32:55
  Testecleese: Pay for everyone else!
• 1:32:58
  Repeat Offender: Not socialists, mate, criminals.
• 1:33:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're not criminals, though, you're a bunch of pussies!
• 1:33:06
  Repeat Offender: I wouldn't say that.
• 1:33:10
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, it's been a while since I've seen a, Steve Irwin show up.
• 1:33:18
  Repeat Offender: You're not gonna slam shut up, mad, he's dead.
• 1:33:21
  Testecleese: I said another Steve Irwin.
• 1:33:23
  Repeat Offender: Well, there's plenty of them, mate, Matt, right, and all that, there's heaps of them.
• 1:33:26
  Repeat Offender: He just started, just like…
• 1:33:28
  Testecleese: Here's the problem, is you might have sent me a fucking video of one of these assholes, but you sent me so many!
• 1:33:35
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, he's a winch, I like it.
• 1:33:37
  Repeat Offender: You call us pussies, and you whinge about it.
• 1:33:43
  Testecleese: Alright, I'm just saying, don't get me wrong, Australia's trying to kill you, the United States is trying to kill you, too. The problem is, you only hear about the cities in the United States.
• 1:33:52
  Testecleese: You never hear about… You're the crazy asshole in the mountains.
• 1:33:57
  Testecleese: Who got bit by a fucking rattlesnake.
• 1:34:00
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:34:02
  Brian McFadden: So James Telarigo took 9 days off for the flu.
• 1:34:06
  Brian McFadden: And then went to the Austin Music Festival immediately thereafter.
• 1:34:11
  Testecleese: Terrillo freako.
• 1:34:13
  Repeat Offender: Yep, they were freak out.
• 1:34:17
  Repeat Offender: But his story changed. Tell him what he was doing.
• 1:34:22
  Repeat Offender: Did you say they'd… they played the two bits of him together, like the first story he said? He was rushed to the hospital, then…
• 1:34:28
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, the doctor told me, take some time off.
• 1:34:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, he said he had the flu, but it sounds like he just got overwhelmed by reality.
• 1:34:40
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 1:34:41
  Testecleese: Which is why we're gonna send Brian to the next Tallarico, Convention.
• 1:34:49
  Testecleese: And he's gonna go as a Tallarico Twink.
• 1:34:53
  Brian McFadden: No, who cares?
• 1:35:01
  Repeat Offender: Thank you.
• 1:35:02
  Testecleese: See, that'd be, Beto's Bears, I suppose. You could do that instead. I don't think you're hairy enough, though.
• 1:35:09
  Brian McFadden: Just gotta dress up in my furry costumes.
• 1:35:12
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez Louise.
• 1:35:16
  Repeat Offender: Mate, if you pull that off, off, I'll be calling you Nick Shirley from now on.
• 1:35:24
  Testecleese: It would be hilarious if Brian showed up at a Taylor Rico event.
• 1:35:30
  Testecleese: And played the full-on twink, like, the stereotype twink gay man, like…
• 1:35:38
  Testecleese: He's put it in my butt, you know?
• 1:35:41
  Repeat Offender: I just see if you find any… if you find any fraud going on too, Brian, you get 1% of it.
• 1:35:47
  Brian McFadden: Oh, goody.
• 1:35:49
  Testecleese: Oh my goodness.
• 1:35:52
  Repeat Offender: I'd love to be part of that, 100%, imagine that.
• 1:35:56
  Repeat Offender: I wonder if Nick Shirley gets any…
• 1:36:02
  Testecleese: Alright. We're gonna skip through the rest of this document, the stuff we wanna talk about.
• 1:36:07
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:36:08
  Testecleese: This is what I was worried about.
• 1:36:11
  Testecleese: Not talking trash, man, like… You brought up the wedding.
• 1:36:17
  Testecleese: health issues happened, it was just unfortunate timing. How's that?
• 1:36:24
  Testecleese: three oaks of material, I was like, fuck, do I dump it?
• 1:36:27
  Testecleese: Or do I just try and trim it?
• 1:36:30
  Testecleese: Then we brought on the Repeat Offender, which meant, cut it.
• 1:36:36
  Repeat Offender: Fuck.
• 1:36:40
  Testecleese: I want to bring up that the Democrats are complaining now that the votes are rigged and the voting machines are changing their votes, because I think this is fucking hilarious.
• 1:36:51
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 1:37:07
  Testecleese: What? Knowing Sargon?
• 1:37:10
  Repeat Offender: Well, I know, I thought you were going to carry on something, mate.
• 1:37:12
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry, I went and got a fresh beer, I was expecting people to talk when I got a.
• 1:37:15
  Repeat Offender: -Oh.
• 1:37:17
  Testecleese: No, no, the Democrats are complaining now that their early votes are being flipped Republican.
• 1:37:23
  Testecleese: And, in Tennessee by Dolly Parton's sister.
• 1:37:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:37:28
  Testecleese: Parton's death.
• 1:37:30
  Testecleese: And not just her, but several others that I saw the same thing.
• 1:37:36
  Testecleese: I was assured that this was absolutely impossible.
• 1:37:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, huh?
• 1:37:45
  Repeat Offender: Whoa.
• 1:37:47
  Testecleese: And now they're… no, I'm not kidding you. They are now blaming Elon Musk and space lasers. I'm not fucking kidding you. Brian, look it up. Look up Elon Musk.
• 1:38:01
  Testecleese: Space laser changing votes. Oh my god, he will find something. This is ridiculous, this is what they're claiming. He's got a space laser that changes my vote.
• 1:38:14
  Testecleese: It's like, how powerful do you think this man is? You know what I mean?
• 1:38:20
  Repeat Offender: Well, you look at it, mate, once USAID was cut, they weren't getting their money to Democrats. You look at them now, they had to bloody…
• 1:38:27
  Repeat Offender: Get a mortgage on their property, or whatever it was.
• 1:38:29
  Repeat Offender: The DNC are running scare, mate. They've got nothing. I think a lot of this shit's coming undone now. The polls, like, the… we've got all these fake polls and that, the Republicans like to come out and vote. They're all coming undone, saying they're, what, 3 or 4 points ahead of the Republicans. People have seen right through it these days.
• 1:38:48
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:38:49
  Testecleese: I'm getting concerned about the U.S. dollar collapsing, in general, for several reasons, actually. And not just the U.S. dollar, but the world economy.
• 1:39:00
  Testecleese: this AI, boom, it's gonna replace so many jobs, and not just the jobs, but it's gonna…
• 1:39:06
  Testecleese: Remove money from the economy.
• 1:39:10
  Brian McFadden: Marilyn, there's a new HBO documentary coming out about it.
• 1:39:14
  Testecleese: Who… who does?
• 1:39:15
  Brian McFadden: HBO's got a documentary coming out.
• 1:39:17
  Testecleese: About the income…
• 1:39:19
  Brian McFadden: Blazers.
• 1:39:21
  Testecleese: Oh, there we go, the space lasers!
• 1:39:29
  Testecleese: I guess he's changing votes with space lasers.
• 1:39:33
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:39:36
  Brian McFadden: Pretty good laser.
• 1:39:39
  Testecleese: Very precise, too, huh?
• 1:39:42
  Repeat Offender: It's got nothing to do with the Moderna, buddy, Dominion machines, fading machines.
• 1:39:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, she said it took her 3 votes to get it right.
• 1:39:53
  Testecleese: And I was like, maybe you fat-fingered it, because you don't know how a touchscreen works, you know?
• 1:40:00
  Testecleese: Or was she, like, she gotta be 80?
• 1:40:03
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:40:07
  Testecleese: Well, some of the…
• 1:40:08
  Repeat Offender: the other day, they said, like.
• 1:40:11
  Repeat Offender: Someone scribbles on your vote, your voting paper over there.
• 1:40:15
  Repeat Offender: It's null and void, apparently.
• 1:40:18
  Testecleese: It depends on where they scribble, honestly. If it's on the signature line?
• 1:40:23
  Repeat Offender: So, some scrutineers would put a bit of writing at the top.
• 1:40:28
  Testecleese: I don't know anything about that, but I know there's a way to,
• 1:40:31
  Testecleese: Void a lot of different things.
• 1:40:34
  Repeat Offender: Well, Brian might be able to tell us what it's like in Michigan.
• 1:40:38
  Repeat Offender: Is that true?
• 1:40:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, in Michigan, if you're caught, like…
• 1:40:41
  Brian McFadden: Intentionally, you know, messing with your own ballot.
• 1:40:46
  Brian McFadden: That avoids your ballot, and you're not allowed to vote again that day.
• 1:40:52
  Testecleese: That… vote again… you're not allowed to vote AGAIN.
• 1:40:57
  Testecleese: That day.
• 1:40:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's election day that I'm looking at doing this, so your vote won't count, because you won't have another chance to vote.
• 1:41:06
  Testecleese: So if someone else put your name on.
• 1:41:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:41:15
  Testecleese: I don't know if they want to scribble, though.
• 1:41:18
  Testecleese: It might be a thing, it might be in certain areas, I don't know. There's certain… there's a lot of ways to know and void a lot of stuff.
• 1:41:25
  Brian McFadden: Yes, there is.
• 1:41:28
  Testecleese: To make sure, like, hey… and a lot of it's done to be easy.
• 1:41:32
  Testecleese: So it can be done quickly, you know what I mean?
• 1:41:37
  Testecleese: That's the whole point of being like, nope, no good, you know?
• 1:41:42
  Testecleese: Versus, like.
• 1:41:42
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, good.
• 1:41:43
  Testecleese: Remember back in the day, trying to cancel a check?
• 1:41:48
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:41:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, what, 3 phone calls and a letter? You know?
• 1:41:56
  Testecleese: And now you're just like, don't make that payment.
• 1:42:02
  Repeat Offender: Do you guys think this midterm's gonna be most scrutinise elections?
• 1:42:07
  Repeat Offender: Do you reckon they'd be really scrutinised?
• 1:42:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, they always are, honestly, dude. You know, you talk like it's new, but since Trump…
• 1:42:18
  Testecleese: Has been in the running.
• 1:42:20
  Testecleese: everything has been looked at meticulously, because they want to prove that the Republicans cheated to get Trump in. It's like, the Republicans didn't get Trump in.
• 1:42:30
  Testecleese: The fucking ridiculous liberal… expansion into the void got Trump in.
• 1:42:39
  Testecleese: It was a legitimate vote both times, but every time Trump wins, it's like, this wasn't fair.
• 1:42:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:42:45
  Testecleese: And then, when Trump's not running, like, well, yeah, this was fair, you know what I mean?
• 1:42:53
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. Well, it's interesting how Trump picked up a bigger Hispanic bloody
• 1:42:58
  Repeat Offender: boat, and he picked up more Black American, male Americans too,
• 1:43:03
  Repeat Offender: You must have hit it in a call with both sort of… people.
• 1:43:08
  Testecleese: There's probably more people realizing that their life is better.
• 1:43:12
  Testecleese: And you know what? This whole war in Iran is fucking a lot of shit up.
• 1:43:18
  Testecleese: I'm sure Australia's noticed the gasoline issue.
• 1:43:23
  Repeat Offender: Oh, yeah, mate, we're here pretty hard at the pump.
• 1:43:26
  Testecleese: Diesel, though… Trump authorized a red dye diesel use in the United States?
• 1:43:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's more… More for looks than anything, because…
• 1:43:40
  Brian McFadden: There's very few gas stations that have the ability to add it to their tanks to sell to the average citizen.
• 1:43:49
  Testecleese: What do you mean is added to the tanks? Red dye is used for, off-road vehicles.
• 1:43:54
  Brian McFadden: And farming equipment.
• 1:43:56
  Testecleese: Yes!
• 1:43:57
  Testecleese: Atvs, sometimes.
• 1:44:01
  Brian McFadden: Find the special gas station that has it all.
• 1:44:04
  Testecleese: Okay, maybe, maybe I am lucky, because you're right, Massachusetts, I might have had trouble finding this, but Governor Morrissey authorized 3 months of use that we'll be able to use the red dye diesel. It's dirtier.
• 1:44:20
  Testecleese: But it will allow us to use diesel, off-road diesel, like farm equipment, fuel in, like.
• 1:44:30
  Testecleese: Tractor trailers.
• 1:44:32
  Testecleese: So, it may not affect your gas tank, but the lumber you're buying, the goods that you're transporting.
• 1:44:43
  Testecleese: We'll go down in price… a little bit.
• 1:44:49
  Testecleese: Didn't Michigan just have a big discussion about this?
• 1:44:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, she approved it here too, but I'm like… There's no… nothing,
• 1:44:58
  Testecleese: Tons of farmland in Michigan!
• 1:45:01
  Brian McFadden: I'm not saying that. The farmers already have their own sources of getting it themselves.
• 1:45:06
  Brian McFadden: A lot of them have tanks on their property, and just have the refineries bring it straight to them.
• 1:45:12
  Testecleese: Correct. Now, Bob with his diesel truck, or Joan with her diesel Volkswagen.
• 1:45:20
  Testecleese: can use the dirty fuel and fuck her engine up, because it's not a fucking tractor! You know what I mean?
• 1:45:31
  Testecleese: Well, let's be real.
• 1:45:33
  Testecleese: The reason why you're not supposed to use this on the road is because, one, it's just too much smog with everyone using it, right? And two, it gums your engine up.
• 1:45:44
  Testecleese: Tractors have different maintenance.
• 1:45:48
  Testecleese: Tractor-trailer, same idea. Big, giant, powerful engines.
• 1:45:53
  Testecleese: Are not the same as your, volkswagen.
• 1:45:57
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:46:02
  Testecleese: But, little bit…
• 1:46:04
  Testecleese: couple months, it might not mesh your car up too bad, you know what I mean? Might not be noticeable.
• 1:46:10
  Testecleese: Maybe, an early, early change for, a year…
• 1:46:19
  Testecleese: Maybe in 10 years, you need to replace, your, piston rings, you know?
• 1:46:25
  Brian McFadden: Hmm…
• 1:46:29
  Testecleese: I don't know, I'm just… I'm just looking at…
• 1:46:32
  Testecleese: All the fallout that can come, you know?
• 1:46:36
  Testecleese: But, you get… start to get using farming fuel, for,
• 1:46:45
  Testecleese: Commercial use. Not even commercial use. Commercial would be farming. Is farming industrial? It's gotta be industrial, right? Residential use, how's that?
• 1:46:57
  Brian McFadden: You do, right?
• 1:46:57
  Testecleese: Any… Anyone running a diesel engine. Oh, by the way, check this out! The SETI thing?
• 1:47:07
  Testecleese: No electric cars on… not electric. No gasoline cars on premise.
• 1:47:13
  Testecleese: All diesel.
• 1:47:17
  Testecleese: Because the alternator in your car creates electromagnetism
• 1:47:24
  Testecleese: To, charge your battery, etc, your electrical system. Whereas a diesel system uses a generator.
• 1:47:34
  Testecleese: So they… they drive G… diesel vehicles around.
• 1:47:40
  Testecleese: I'm gonna say, there's more diesel out there than people realize. Like, for real, Germany, how many gasoline vehicles did Germany make before they started selling to Americans?
• 1:47:51
  Brian McFadden: Not very many.
• 1:47:54
  Testecleese: Annie?
• 1:47:55
  Brian McFadden: Probably not.
• 1:47:57
  Testecleese: And Americans still buy diesel Mercedes, don't they?
• 1:48:04
  Repeat Offender: I think there's a bigger picture, mate. I could be wrong. I think there's a bigger picture. I think Trump buying all that diesel from Russia.
• 1:48:11
  Repeat Offender: He's going to keep Russia out of any Iran conflict.
• 1:48:15
  Repeat Offender: And I think the Iranian.
• 1:48:16
  Testecleese: I will… no, hold on, hold on. Trump buying all his diesel from Russia is going to fund Russia.
• 1:48:23
  Testecleese: In there.
• 1:48:24
  Repeat Offender: But I think there's something going on behind the scenes with Ukraine.
• 1:48:28
  Repeat Offender: Did we chompass…
• 1:48:29
  Testecleese: is an agreement.
• 1:48:31
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 1:48:32
  Repeat Offender: And yeah, you look at…
• 1:48:33
  Testecleese: Zelensky just said he's willing to have a discussion about peace talks again?
• 1:48:38
  Repeat Offender: Yep, I think there's something behind the mate.
• 1:48:41
  Testecleese: Is Trump the great peacemaker that…
• 1:48:44
  Repeat Offender: Wait and see. I think too early to jump the gun yet.
• 1:48:48
  Testecleese: He's tried more than once, and I thought he gave up, honestly.
• 1:48:52
  Repeat Offender: But I think there's a good picture out there, mate, and I think it hasn't been realised yet.
• 1:48:57
  Repeat Offender: Like, he's doing things behind the scene.
• 1:48:59
  Repeat Offender: And it might happen just after the midterms, but it's gonna happen.
• 1:49:04
  Repeat Offender: The war in Ukraine can't go on forever.
• 1:49:07
  Repeat Offender: And neither side want to give in.
• 1:49:10
  Repeat Offender: Like, two…
• 1:49:11
  Testecleese: It will go on forever. Whether or not they're actively fighting is different, though, isn't it?
• 1:49:16
  Repeat Offender: You and Korea… you and North Korea are still going on, you… there's never been…
• 1:49:19
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:49:20
  Repeat Offender: already.
• 1:49:21
  Testecleese: Just like Israel. It's gonna go on forever.
• 1:49:25
  Testecleese: It's just whether or not they're actively killing each other, right?
• 1:49:29
  Repeat Offender: 100%, mate. I think Putin's got what he wanted. He's got that buffer zone now.
• 1:49:34
  Repeat Offender: Between night out, In Russia.
• 1:49:38
  Repeat Offender: And he's not going to give up any of that area he's got now. He's got most of Donbass.
• 1:49:43
  Repeat Offender: He's got Crimea.
• 1:49:45
  Repeat Offender: Now, he's got all that little buffer zone there.
• 1:49:49
  Repeat Offender: Well, I think at the end of the day, I think there's a big picture where he's getting out of this diesel from bloody Russia.
• 1:49:54
  Repeat Offender: I think that keeps the Russians happy.
• 1:49:56
  Repeat Offender: Then you can bring him to the table.
• 1:49:59
  Repeat Offender: Like, he's pulling back on his support for bloody Ukraine. Ukraine will get most of their money from bloody Europe now.
• 1:50:06
  Repeat Offender: Europeans aren't going to pay that forever.
• 1:50:09
  Testecleese: Here's the question.
• 1:50:12
  Testecleese: Did the Ukraine farmland get destroyed?
• 1:50:16
  Testecleese: I don't know where the war went, honestly. But isn't Ukraine known as the farmland of, like, Europe? Or the bread bounty?
• 1:50:24
  Brian McFadden: It was, yeah, it was, yep.
• 1:50:27
  Repeat Offender: I actually wasn't.
• 1:50:29
  Testecleese: Is it… can you regrow it?
• 1:50:32
  Testecleese: Or has it been salted, like Carthage by the Romans?
• 1:50:39
  Repeat Offender: I don't think so. I know that Ukrainians hit a lot of bloody refineries in Russia.
• 1:50:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're reaching way inland, and it's funny, because early on, I was like, if Ukraine wants to end this, they should reach as far into Russia as they can, and…
• 1:50:56
  Testecleese: destroy shit to show a show of force, like, boom. Now I'm watching him hit, like.
• 1:51:02
  Testecleese: way into Russia, I'm like, dude, man, you're just prolonging this war.
• 1:51:06
  Testecleese: He's like.
• 1:51:07
  Repeat Offender: Why are you…
• 1:51:08
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:51:10
  Repeat Offender: It's created a new warfare now, isn't it?
• 1:51:11
  Testecleese: Early on, it would have worked, but it's too late now.
• 1:51:17
  Repeat Offender: The warfare's now… it's… it's advancing all the time, the way nations are going to war now, like…
• 1:51:23
  Testecleese: Oh, the drones are getting out of control.
• 1:51:26
  Testecleese: This is… this is terrifying to watch,
• 1:51:29
  Testecleese: The Ukrainians are using drones for almost everything?
• 1:51:33
  Testecleese: Even attaching just, like, a hand grenade, you know what I mean?
• 1:51:39
  Testecleese: And, dude, if this is what warfare is becoming…
• 1:51:46
  Testecleese: I don't even know what it is anymore. Who can blow up who else's equipment?
• 1:51:53
  Testecleese: You're in?
• 1:51:54
  Repeat Offender: Android Bloody Soldiers, mate.
• 1:51:56
  Repeat Offender: Terminator 4.
• 1:51:58
  Testecleese: Who's gonna be the asshole who goes in there himself?
• 1:52:01
  Testecleese: To go fight against a bunch of machines that… who gives a shit if the machine doesn't work anymore?
• 1:52:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:52:09
  Testecleese: They'll just build another one.
• 1:52:11
  Testecleese: We just have to make sure they run out of money to build more machines, is that the thing? We just destroy each other's economies versus, well, we're done dying?
• 1:52:25
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, war's bad enough.
• 1:52:28
  Testecleese: We don't need to make it more… Fucking fifth-dimensional, you know?
• 1:52:36
  Repeat Offender: Oh.
• 1:52:36
  Repeat Offender: That's why technology's taken it, mate.
• 1:52:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, well…
• 1:52:45
  Testecleese: That's the issue, is we need to keep our laws here, our rules here.
• 1:52:50
  Testecleese: no matter what the rest of the world says, no matter how many fucking illegal Somalis become congresswomen.
• 1:52:59
  Testecleese: We need to make sure that I'm allowed to fucking…
• 1:53:02
  Testecleese: Own my firearm and say, get the fuck off my property.
• 1:53:09
  Testecleese: Because apparently the rest of the world forgot about that shit.
• 1:53:15
  Testecleese: Australia, you guys used to own guns. No problem. Was it in the 90s?
• 1:53:21
  Testecleese: Clinton.
• 1:53:22
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, mate, 80s, 90s. As I say, this foundation, it's parties looking to bring them back, giving us the rights back.
• 1:53:29
  Testecleese: I was gonna say, isn't there a vote coming up to, a thing to bring… a vote to bring it on the vote kind of thing?
• 1:53:37
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, no, you're correct there, mate. It's, One Nation looking to bring it back, gun rights, gun ownership.
• 1:53:43
  Testecleese: Where do you think the odds are?
• 1:53:45
  Repeat Offender: Mate, really good. One Nation are looking really good.
• 1:53:50
  Testecleese: No, I don't give a shit about their party, I'm asking what the odds are that they bring back gun rights?
• 1:53:56
  Testecleese: And how expansive do you think they'll be?
• 1:54:01
  Repeat Offender: It won't come out like a bat out of hell.
• 1:54:05
  Repeat Offender: It's gonna come out, they'll bring it back, but it'll be a gradual process. But people can have.
• 1:54:09
  Testecleese: So you're thinking long guns at first, like rifles and maybe shotguns, for people that live in rural areas.
• 1:54:17
  Repeat Offender: Rural areas, mate, they still have guns because there's dangerous shit out there.
• 1:54:21
  Testecleese: Yes, because there's… exactly. But I'm saying people that live a little inland from there can still have one, because, hey, who knows? Oh, whatever creditor showed up and wandered out from the Netherlands, you know what I mean?
• 1:54:35
  Repeat Offender: That's right. The thing is, like, when you're in the city, like, this is…
• 1:54:39
  Repeat Offender: When they took away the guns, there was all stabbings.
• 1:54:42
  Repeat Offender: It was more stabbings and killing people, you know what I mean?
• 1:54:46
  Repeat Offender: So, one thing's gonna kill you, then they will carry you, and other things that are going to kill you.
• 1:54:51
  Testecleese: And it's.
• 1:54:52
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:54:52
  Testecleese: It's longer for an ambulance to show up to a stabbing than a shooting, and not because of any… how long it takes, just because it seems less important, doesn't it?
• 1:55:03
  Testecleese: But you still bleed out just as fast, don't you?
• 1:55:07
  Repeat Offender: That's what they say, if someone's got a gun, run at them. If someone's got a noise, run away from them.
• 1:55:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is something we brought up here when this happened in,
• 1:55:18
  Testecleese: I… I think it was England, something happened, and like, oh, all of a sudden, everybody's gonna get stabbed.
• 1:55:23
  Testecleese: And then they did.
• 1:55:26
  Testecleese: He's like, oh, go figure, right? The bad guy's still the bad guy. He doesn't give a fuck about your laws. It's just more difficult for… oh, it's more difficult for him to get a gun. Yes, but now he's gonna stab 15 people before someone stops them.
• 1:55:43
  Repeat Offender: When you look at that guy, what happened in Ireland not long ago?
• 1:55:47
  Repeat Offender: That guy had the bloody knife and cut that bloke's nose off and tried to decapitate.
• 1:55:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, the Sikh guy?
• 1:55:56
  Repeat Offender: No, no, that was in England. That was the.
• 1:55:58
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, he got arrested for getting murdered, didn't he?
• 1:56:03
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 1:56:04
  Repeat Offender: But the other guy in Ireland, where they tried… they cut his eyeball out, flicked his eyeball out of the knife.
• 1:56:09
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:56:10
  Repeat Offender: Head off, chopped his nose off.
• 1:56:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, I remember reading that.
• 1:56:18
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez Louise, man, like… yeah!
• 1:56:22
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm supposed to fistfight this off? You know what I mean?
• 1:56:27
  Repeat Offender: Multi.
• 1:56:28
  Repeat Offender: You run away from people's noise, mate, that's easy to get. You're gonna lose more blood with a knife than a gun.
• 1:56:35
  Testecleese: Oh, that's definitely true. That's definitely true.
• 1:56:39
  Testecleese: And I understand, don't get me wrong, I…
• 1:56:43
  Testecleese: Let me put this out there. I understand guns can be incredibly dangerous. They are incredibly dangerous weapons. You need to understand how they work, and what's going on.
• 1:56:55
  Testecleese: Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And not just that, but maintenance, too. If you don't clean it and keep it working properly, it might explode in your hand one day.
• 1:57:07
  Repeat Offender: That's what I was saying, mate, guns aren't dangerous, it's the people holding it up.
• 1:57:10
  Testecleese: Exactly! So if I'm maintaining my firearm like this after target shooting, chances are I'm not gonna go shoot some asshole because he pissed me off, right?
• 1:57:22
  Repeat Offender: If it comes back in Australia, what they'll do, they'll make you, like… you'll have your gun licence, but you'll have to apply for it every couple of years, and they'll send you back to do a training course.
• 1:57:31
  Repeat Offender: I can see that happening, because they do… we get knee-jerk reactions here in Australia. If something happens, they'll whack on a knee-jerk reaction on the main… main amount of people, mainstream people.
• 1:57:43
  Repeat Offender: You know what I mean?
• 1:57:44
  Testecleese: to doing, either… either re… I'm not opposed to re-education, and not…
• 1:57:50
  Testecleese: Changing your education, but here's the class again.
• 1:57:53
  Testecleese: Or even just a test, though.
• 1:57:56
  Testecleese: Every now and then.
• 1:58:00
  Repeat Offender: Where you go to a firing range and you shave it for a professional.
• 1:58:02
  Testecleese: Well, okay.
• 1:58:03
  Repeat Offender: I'm using it properly.
• 1:58:05
  Testecleese: Actually, I am opposed to that. Nevermind.
• 1:58:11
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, that's… that's what I can see happening, if it does change around. As I said, it won't be… we won't be jumping the gun, on the pun.
• 1:58:18
  Repeat Offender: But…
• 1:58:19
  Repeat Offender: You know, like, they'll bring it back in, they'll bring it back in slowly, they'll have all these processes of safety processes, if you know what I mean.
• 1:58:27
  Repeat Offender: Regulation, they'll over-regulate.
• 1:58:29
  Testecleese: You mean just like making marijuana legal in states, is the process he's telling me. Certain people will gain access because of certain things, and then we'll figure out how to make it accessible to the public.
• 1:58:46
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:58:46
  Repeat Offender: Shit.
• 1:58:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, just like making marijuana legal.
• 1:58:51
  Repeat Offender: Well, we've just had something here now, not long ago. What happens? We've got legal marijuana here in Australia.
• 1:58:56
  Repeat Offender: But the thing is…
• 1:58:57
  Testecleese: Start using, landscape mode instead of portrait mode, by the way.
• 1:59:02
  Repeat Offender: I'll try, I'll do my best, mate, I'm just on now.
• 1:59:04
  Testecleese: Turn your phone sideways.
• 1:59:07
  Repeat Offender: That's the one.
• 1:59:09
  Testecleese: Oh, that's the… no, that did… that is not the correct thing, I am sorry.
• 1:59:15
  Repeat Offender: But what they did, like marijuana, though, they said, right, you can smoke marijuana legally if you've got a medical certificate.
• 1:59:22
  Repeat Offender: But what happens if you get pulled over and they do a drug test on you?
• 1:59:27
  Repeat Offender: You visualize.
• 1:59:28
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, hold on, you… In the United States, drug tests?
• 1:59:33
  Testecleese: Is not good for a marijuana thing.
• 1:59:36
  Testecleese: Because it can stay in your body for up to a month.
• 1:59:40
  Testecleese: That's not a fair test.
• 1:59:42
  Repeat Offender: No, and that's why the laws change out here. If you've got a legal marijuana card.
• 1:59:47
  Repeat Offender: You can't drive the day you smoked it, but the next day, you can.
• 1:59:51
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, I just had to wait, like, a couple hours.
• 1:59:55
  Repeat Offender: Because what do we do in Australia? I don't know what they do in America. When we get breathless.
• 1:59:59
  Testecleese: Well, this is West Virginia, not America, too. You know what I mean?
• 2:00:03
  Repeat Offender: We get up.
• 2:00:04
  Testecleese: Every state has their own laws.
• 2:00:06
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, same here, New South Wales, so to my state, but the thing is that you get a breathalyzer test.
• 2:00:12
  Repeat Offender: And you get a bloody drug test, they run something over your tongue.
• 2:00:16
  Repeat Offender: So they can tell within, like, 2-3 minutes, you know, what you've got in your system.
• 2:00:22
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, were you… see, this is what gets me, it's like, I grew up with this boy, this dude, buddy of mine, my boy, right?
• 2:00:32
  Testecleese: I'm budgeting 44, this motherfucker is still…
• 2:00:37
  Testecleese: Smokin' pot like he was 16, you know what I mean?
• 2:00:41
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 2:00:42
  Testecleese: He's never… Never done anything.
• 2:00:51
  Testecleese: He scares the fuck out of me when I get in the car with him.
• 2:00:57
  Testecleese: The wife said the same thing. We went out to a concert, we saw Korn and Alice in Chains.
• 2:01:03
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:01:04
  Testecleese: I don't know if you guys know who they are, but great bands.
• 2:01:07
  Repeat Offender: Nope.
• 2:01:10
  Testecleese: We thought we were gonna die in the car with them.
• 2:01:13
  Testecleese: He's smoking joints while driving.
• 2:01:18
  Testecleese: She's like, I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm like, no, dude, you're not.
• 2:01:23
  Testecleese: You think you are, but you're not.
• 2:01:28
  Testecleese: You're not reactive, bro? Oh, no, no, no, no. And I understand, I…
• 2:01:32
  Testecleese: I've been on that side of this, but like, dude, if you're stoned out of your mind.
• 2:01:38
  Testecleese: It takes you, like, an extra half second.
• 2:01:41
  Testecleese: to react, you know what I mean?
• 2:01:46
  Testecleese: And then your reaction is to slam the brake, which just causes an accident anyway.
• 2:01:54
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, your reaction's definitely slower.
• 2:01:57
  Testecleese: But… Shit doesn't last forever, you know what I mean?
• 2:02:04
  Testecleese: What?
• 2:02:05
  Testecleese: I personally have to, wait, I think, 5 hours?
• 2:02:12
  Testecleese: To legally drive after… consuming… My medical marijuana?
• 2:02:20
  Testecleese: And I think, here's the crazy thing, is this motherfucker, man, I would go visit him.
• 2:02:26
  Testecleese: And he'd light up this giant joint.
• 2:02:29
  Testecleese: Like, motherfucker, I can take, like, one hit, maybe two.
• 2:02:34
  Testecleese: Then he would smoke the rest of it, you know what I mean?
• 2:02:41
  Testecleese: And this wasn't the shit that my father had when he was a kid.
• 2:02:45
  Testecleese: You know exactly what I'm talking about, right?
• 2:02:50
  Testecleese: No, no.
• 2:02:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, the pot you bought when you were a kid is not the same shit you can get at the dispensary now, is it?
• 2:03:01
  Repeat Offender: So in Australia, mate, it's all bloody hydroponics now.
• 2:03:07
  Testecleese: Hydroponic's a neat idea, but I don't think it's as effective as people want it to be.
• 2:03:15
  Testecleese: It's easy, it's a… it works.
• 2:03:19
  Testecleese: But it doesn't get you the same product.
• 2:03:23
  Testecleese: that soil does. How's that?
• 2:03:27
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, no, I agree. I haven't smoked in 30-odd years, mate, you know what I mean?
• 2:03:34
  Repeat Offender: But I met back in the day, maybe we used to have the Buddha, the tie sticks, all the good stuff was getting around.
• 2:03:39
  Testecleese: Oh, I know exactly what it's.
• 2:03:40
  Repeat Offender: talking about, man.
• 2:03:41
  Testecleese: Like, I quit this shit for 7 years when I joined the service.
• 2:03:47
  Testecleese: Because I promised I would, right?
• 2:03:50
  Testecleese: And I did. I got out, I went out and bought a bag, you know?
• 2:03:57
  Testecleese: Fuck! Oh… It's… It's the same thing as alcohol, how's that?
• 2:04:06
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, no, I get what you're saying.
• 2:04:07
  Testecleese: An acceptable argument.
• 2:04:10
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, no, that's pretty cool, it's…
• 2:04:13
  Repeat Offender: They both have the same effect on you.
• 2:04:17
  Repeat Offender: Almost.
• 2:04:17
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:04:19
  Repeat Offender: It's a broom.
• 2:04:20
  Testecleese: Here's the thing, dude, is there's nothing wrong with smoking a little pot. The problem is, when you smoke a lot of it, you wake up one day and realize 30 years of your life, of your life, has washed away.
• 2:04:34
  Testecleese: And you've done nothing.
• 2:04:37
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:04:38
  Repeat Offender: 100%.
• 2:04:42
  Testecleese: So, legalize it, but we're gonna have a whole bunch of friggin' deadbeats making themselves obvious very quickly.
• 2:04:51
  Testecleese: Brian, anything else to talk about?
• 2:04:54
  Brian McFadden: I just saw breaking news that,
• 2:04:58
  Brian McFadden: Former President Bush has left the Republican Party.
• 2:05:02
  Testecleese: Oh my goodness, no way.
• 2:05:05
  Brian McFadden: What is gonna happen to the Republican Party now?
• 2:05:08
  Testecleese: Oh, Brian, did you also hear that Democrats came out with a, October surprise?
• 2:05:15
  Brian McFadden: No, and I, what is it?
• 2:05:17
  Testecleese: I'm not kidding you, you can look this up.
• 2:05:21
  Testecleese: Lindsey Graham was gay.
• 2:05:27
  Testecleese: I'm not kidding you, look it up right now. Brian's like, there's no fucking way, this is their October. No, here's the problem is, they worked years on this. No, apparently they have, like.
• 2:05:39
  Testecleese: gay prostitutes?
• 2:05:42
  Testecleese: like, on record and everything, they were trying to blow up Lindsey Graham.
• 2:05:47
  Testecleese: And I was like, everyone knew he was a gay man, and he's already dead.
• 2:05:51
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 2:05:53
  Brian McFadden: Not much of a surprise.
• 2:05:56
  Testecleese: You know, Brian's trying to find it, isn't it? He's like.
• 2:06:00
  Testecleese: Oh. I'm not even kidding you, they actually put this out.
• 2:06:05
  Repeat Offender: When's deployed month in America?
• 2:06:10
  Repeat Offender: What month is Point in America?
• 2:06:15
  Brian McFadden: June.
• 2:06:17
  Repeat Offender: June should have been a June surprise.
• 2:06:21
  Repeat Offender: That just cracks me up, sorry guys, that's made my day, that one.
• 2:06:27
  Testecleese: Where did June come from?
• 2:06:30
  Brian McFadden: Pride Month.
• 2:06:31
  Repeat Offender: employment.
• 2:06:32
  Testecleese: Oh…
• 2:06:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's when Pride Month was, and… Look how easy…
• 2:06:37
  Testecleese: Easily, Brian came up with that answer.
• 2:06:40
  Repeat Offender: and… and…
• 2:06:40
  Brian McFadden: Because that's all we talk about for the whole month of June every year.
• 2:06:47
  Repeat Offender: Are you trying to connect bloody Telefreak out with Twink and be fried, aren't they? You guys?
• 2:06:54
  Testecleese: Here's the thing, though, is…
• 2:07:00
  Testecleese: Pride. Pride Month. Pride.
• 2:07:04
  Testecleese: Sorry, I was taught that, pride leads to sin.
• 2:07:11
  Brian McFadden: Well, in this case, it… Sin leads to pride.
• 2:07:15
  Testecleese: Well, no, a lot of other…
• 2:07:17
  Testecleese: Christian faiths believe the seven deadly sins are sins in themselves?
• 2:07:24
  Testecleese: I personally don't. I believe that these 7 deadly sins lead to other sin. And when you are PROUD
• 2:07:32
  Testecleese: Like, I'm right, you're wrong, you do bad things.
• 2:07:40
  Testecleese: Like, burned down a 600-year-old town, town hall.
• 2:07:47
  Brian McFadden: the head off of Ibujima.
• 2:07:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, you… yeah, okay, Brian, you saw this.
• 2:07:55
  Testecleese: Ron, you see this shit?
• 2:07:57
  Brian McFadden: Done by a done by an illegal alien.
• 2:08:01
  Testecleese: Illegal aliens smash the heads off of, iwo Jima statue.
• 2:08:06
  Testecleese: In the United States.
• 2:08:07
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, I saw the one they posted, mate. How disgusting.
• 2:08:13
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:08:15
  Testecleese: Iwo Jima's a big fucking deal.
• 2:08:18
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:08:19
  Testecleese: It was… it was the beginning of the end of the war in the Pacific.
• 2:08:23
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:08:27
  Testecleese: What was… what was the big sea battle?
• 2:08:31
  Repeat Offender: Green boy.
• 2:08:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're right.
• 2:08:35
  Brian McFadden: married.
• 2:08:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:08:37
  Testecleese: I was about to say, I think it's late… I want to say late day golf, but I know it's not right.
• 2:08:45
  Testecleese: I went midway.
• 2:08:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, 6 battleships to 1, or something like that?
• 2:08:55
  Repeat Offender: And yeah, you had your bubble being repaired to come out really, really quick, was it?
• 2:09:01
  Repeat Offender: Oh, what was that famous battle? Warship that they brought out? Battleship,
• 2:09:06
  Testecleese: Enterprise?
• 2:09:08
  Repeat Offender: Yous are patching it together, big time.
• 2:09:13
  Repeat Offender: Economy.
• 2:09:15
  Repeat Offender: 3?
• 2:09:16
  Testecleese: the Enterprise was the aircraft carrier that was possibly available at the time. That might… no, you know what?
• 2:09:24
  Testecleese: Our aircraft carriers were distributed to the Pacific because we didn't really give a shit about Germany. We were only fighting them because they declared war, right?
• 2:09:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:09:37
  Testecleese: It's funny, everyone's like, oh, we stopped the Nazis. They're like, no, no, no, no, we stopped Japan. The Nazis were a fun side effect of that, right?
• 2:09:57
  Testecleese: These motherfuckers attacked Hawaii. They, they sank, carriers!
• 2:10:05
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:10:06
  Testecleese: The Arizona's still sitting down there.
• 2:10:13
  Testecleese: It's funny, daughter asked me if we could go to Hawaii, and I was like, oh my god, it's so hot in Hawaii.
• 2:10:20
  Testecleese: I was like, oh, she's like, we can go in winter. I was like, it's still hot.
• 2:10:25
  Brian McFadden: It's very expensive to get there, too.
• 2:10:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's expensive, and it's so hot. It's like, don't get me wrong, I would love to see…
• 2:10:35
  Testecleese: the Arizona Museum.
• 2:10:39
  Testecleese: But, like, am I gonna go to Hawaii to see it?
• 2:10:44
  Testecleese: That sounds like being stationed in Guam. You just sweat your balls off all the time, right?
• 2:10:54
  Testecleese: Guam is a, small United States Na- United States territory.
• 2:11:00
  Testecleese: A couple hundred miles south of India.
• 2:11:05
  Testecleese: No, that's Diego Garcia. I'm sorry.
• 2:11:10
  Brian McFadden: No, it's British.
• 2:11:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, right, but we have a giant base, don't we?
• 2:11:19
  Testecleese: there.
• 2:11:22
  Testecleese: Navy offered me a job at Diego Garcia.
• 2:11:26
  Brian McFadden: You turned them down.
• 2:11:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, you can handle basketballs.
• 2:11:32
  Testecleese: I was like, well, that sounds terrible.
• 2:11:35
  Testecleese: They're like, what? You don't have to do anything. I was like, well, actually, the part of the job I liked was the actual doing the work. I hated the paperwork.
• 2:11:45
  Testecleese: Well, you know exactly what I'm talking about, Brian. The E5, all of a sudden, you're… you're filing shit all the time, right?
• 2:11:51
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:11:54
  Testecleese: I was like, no, I want to go turn the wrenches, I wanna do the weld, and then I had to do that, and then I had to file the paperwork for it, and then I had to file the paperwork for everyone else in my entire friggin', group, you know what I mean?
• 2:12:07
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:12:10
  Testecleese: I was like, this, this kinda sucks!
• 2:12:14
  Testecleese: And like, oh yeah, but you don't have to do any of that. I was like, yeah, no, like I said, this is all paperwork. Who took a basketball?
• 2:12:22
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:12:23
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:12:24
  Brian McFadden: And didn't return it.
• 2:12:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, I gotta…
• 2:12:28
  Testecleese: Now, I gotta go hunt someone down for a basketball versus welding the hull shut. You know what I mean?
• 2:12:38
  Testecleese: Some people love those jobs. Don't get me wrong, someone's gotta do it.
• 2:12:43
  Testecleese: But that sounds like a… a deck job, not an engineering job, right?
• 2:12:49
  Testecleese: And you know what I'm talking about, too, don't ya?
• 2:12:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, Brian… Brian doesn't want to talk trash.
• 2:12:57
  Testecleese: Berto's deck and engineering were different crews on the same ship.
• 2:13:04
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:13:08
  Testecleese: Anything else you want to talk about? There's… there's a bunch more, if there's anything fun in here.
• 2:13:14
  Testecleese: They're claiming… they're claiming we're cheating on the elect… oh, I say we.
• 2:13:18
  Testecleese: They're claiming that the voting machines are cheating on the elections.
• 2:13:26
  Testecleese: Schumer's worried that there's no money in, the Democrat Party.
• 2:13:32
  Testecleese: And they're actually pulling money from several states to put into other states, while the Republicans have half a billion dollars to spend on campaigning.
• 2:13:42
  Testecleese: That, plus the, fake poles.
• 2:13:47
  Testecleese: maybe the Republicans have a way better chance than anyone has been given them.
• 2:13:52
  Brian McFadden: Maybe, we'll find out.
• 2:13:58
  Repeat Offender: I still reckon… I reckon he's against it.
• 2:14:00
  Repeat Offender: I reckon Republicans, I reckon it'll be tied in… in the House, but I still reckon…
• 2:14:05
  Repeat Offender: I reckon you to hold the house as well, too.
• 2:14:10
  Testecleese: Here's what's funny, is I don't even know who's on my vote ballot coming up, and my vote is in, like, what, what, 8 days, Brian? Is it?
• 2:14:19
  Brian McFadden: Gettin' there.
• 2:14:21
  Testecleese: this,
• 2:14:22
  Brian McFadden: November 3rd.
• 2:14:24
  Testecleese: November 3rd, okay, so 8… 9, 10, 11 days.
• 2:14:32
  Testecleese: Or maybe 10.
• 2:14:34
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 2:14:38
  Testecleese: I might not vote, except for, like, one or two positions, honestly, because if I don't know enough of what's going on, I'm not just gonna cast a vote.
• 2:14:48
  Brian McFadden: I learned in Michigan, you can't rest right in anybody's name on the ballot.
• 2:14:55
  Testecleese: You can't just write a name in.
• 2:14:57
  Brian McFadden: No, they gotta be a declared candidate for that office.
• 2:15:00
  Brian McFadden: Before you can write it.
• 2:15:01
  Testecleese: Sounds like it's not… that sounds like it's not fair.
• 2:15:06
  Brian McFadden: That's… I learned it when I did my pole work and stuff, you know, so…
• 2:15:10
  Brian McFadden: Donald Duck does not win.
• 2:15:13
  Testecleese: Can you do something… oh, can you do something to change that? In terms of you should be allowed to be a write-in candidate? If… if literally everyone just wrote in Brian McFadden, shouldn't you allowed to be governor if everyone voted, even though you weren't on the ballot?
• 2:15:30
  Brian McFadden: According to the law, no.
• 2:15:33
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 2:15:33
  Brian McFadden: It's a law that had to be changed.
• 2:15:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, it seems dumb.
• 2:15:38
  Brian McFadden: I agree.
• 2:15:40
  Repeat Offender: Well, I can see the validity of it. It's like with Elaine Omar. She goes in under a different name.
• 2:15:48
  Repeat Offender: It's opened up to a lot of muddy scrutiny.
• 2:15:53
  Repeat Offender: I get it, yeah, I get where you're coming from, Brian.
• 2:15:58
  Testecleese: What about this Alaskan guy who's intentionally trying to steal votes?
• 2:16:04
  Brian McFadden: It is the voters.
• 2:16:07
  Testecleese: Confused voters from the other, what, Steve Austin or whatever?
• 2:16:10
  Brian McFadden: Dan on… Dan Sullivan.
• 2:16:13
  Repeat Offender: Dan Sullivan, that's it.
• 2:16:17
  Repeat Offender: There's one Dan J. Sullivan, and there's one Dan… just Dan something else, Sullivan, I think.
• 2:16:24
  Testecleese: I mean… It's legal… So… But, again, if you keep letting go… letting… well, it's legal…
• 2:16:35
  Testecleese: Before you change the law, how long are they gonna use it?
• 2:16:39
  Testecleese: Until you stop them, right?
• 2:16:41
  Brian McFadden: This is Ragland.
• 2:16:44
  Testecleese: But how do you prove someone's doing…
• 2:16:46
  Testecleese: just do steal votes. Like, he… this guy in particular actually came out on social media years ago saying he might do this one day.
• 2:16:57
  Testecleese: Because he voted the other party.
• 2:17:01
  Testecleese: But… This is a new, interesting conundrum.
• 2:17:08
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 2:17:09
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:17:10
  Repeat Offender: Oh.
• 2:17:10
  Testecleese: Such a… such a common name, too.
• 2:17:17
  Testecleese: Dan Sullivan.
• 2:17:22
  Repeat Offender: He sounds like a reporter from CNN, doesn't he?
• 2:17:24
  Testecleese: He does.
• 2:17:28
  Testecleese: Brian, I…
• 2:17:29
  Testecleese: I don't know what else is left. Is there anything else you wanna left… you wanna talk about?
• 2:17:34
  Testecleese: Before we get down to international, but I want to talk about what's going on with Canada.
• 2:17:40
  Brian McFadden: Hmkay.
• 2:17:44
  Testecleese: Bitches.
• 2:17:47
  Testecleese: Bunch of bitch… oh, shit. We had a whole immigration…
• 2:17:54
  Testecleese: See, that's what happens.
• 2:18:00
  Testecleese: Canada keeps walking away from these trade deals.
• 2:18:06
  Testecleese: We're trying to do something. They seem to think that they hold out.
• 2:18:11
  Testecleese: will give out.
• 2:18:15
  Testecleese: But what is Canada selling?
• 2:18:18
  Testecleese: to the United States that the United States needs.
• 2:18:22
  Brian McFadden: You know, honey.
• 2:18:22
  Testecleese: That they can't… Do on their own, or get somewhere else.
• 2:18:28
  Brian McFadden: Nothing.
• 2:18:30
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, what was something like 87% of the Canadian current,
• 2:18:36
  Testecleese: economy is based on the United States?
• 2:18:40
  Testecleese: All you're doing is punishing your own people.
• 2:18:45
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:18:50
  Testecleese: If you didn't have a 5X tax on milk coming through the United States, maybe you wouldn't have been nailed with tariffs. And then… the fucking crack-smoking mayor of Toronto…
• 2:19:02
  Testecleese: Remember him?
• 2:19:04
  Testecleese: Mayor Ford, or what do they call them premieres?
• 2:19:10
  Testecleese: He came and was like, oh, we're gonna stop exporting energy to Canada, the United States, because, they don't deserve it. And now they just bought, like, 500,000 megawatt hours or something like that?
• 2:19:23
  Testecleese: from the United States.
• 2:19:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:19:27
  Brian McFadden: They need it from Unlass.
• 2:19:29
  Brian McFadden: Not the other way around.
• 2:19:32
  Testecleese: Oh, how are we gonna keep our houses warm? I don't know, maybe the fucking billion trees you have! You know?
• 2:19:42
  Brian McFadden: Can't cut those down, might hurt the wood… the woody woodpeckers.
• 2:19:46
  Testecleese: Have you been to Canada?
• 2:19:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's what I have been in Canada.
• 2:19:52
  Testecleese: Have you been outside the city?
• 2:19:54
  Brian McFadden: Yes?
• 2:19:55
  Testecleese: It's all trees.
• 2:19:58
  Brian McFadden: I'm aware of that.
• 2:20:00
  Testecleese: So you pick the biggest trees, you cut them down, here's the key, you pull the stump out.
• 2:20:05
  Testecleese: And then you leave, and you move on to the next area. Then you come back in 15 years, in a cycle, and you pull out
• 2:20:15
  Testecleese: the biggest trees again. Trees keep growing and living.
• 2:20:20
  Testecleese: But there's a shit ton of wood for everyone. But no, Canada, it's like, oh, we'll just let it fall and fucking rot and light on fire and burn our goddamn houses down, like we're fucking California!
• 2:20:32
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:20:36
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, but they're not going to cut down their trees, mate. Basically, Labor is in the US, making good dollars.
• 2:20:42
  Testecleese: But how? What money are they making by having trees?
• 2:20:50
  Repeat Offender: As I said, all their labourers are in America making money.
• 2:20:54
  Testecleese: That you'd have to cut them down to make the money!
• 2:20:59
  Repeat Offender: But probably good workers in the US making good dollars.
• 2:21:02
  Testecleese: Do you know how many trees are in the United States?
• 2:21:06
  Repeat Offender: I'm looking a cannibal, mate.
• 2:21:08
  Testecleese: No, neither am I!
• 2:21:10
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, I live in a… Brian, you've been here.
• 2:21:16
  Testecleese: I live in the middle of a national forest that's, what, like, 300,000 acres or something stupid?
• 2:21:23
  Brian McFadden: Yup,
• 2:21:26
  Testecleese: You ran out of gas trying to leave, didn't you?
• 2:21:30
  Brian McFadden: Not quite.
• 2:21:36
  Testecleese: There's so many trees! The issue is don't cut them all down at once. Cut the big ones down, let the little ones grow.
• 2:21:44
  Testecleese: Move on to the next spot, cut the big ones down, little ones grow, and it's a cycle.
• 2:21:50
  Testecleese: There's room for everyone, just make sure you pull the stump out so new trees can grow.
• 2:21:56
  Testecleese: Yep. It works!
• 2:21:58
  Testecleese: But Ken is like, no, no, no, let the trees fall,
• 2:22:03
  Testecleese: Who cares?
• 2:22:04
  Testecleese: What difference does it make,
• 2:22:06
  Testecleese: They just lay there, wait for the nearest lightning strike to cause a forest fire.
• 2:22:16
  Testecleese: Fucking Canucks. You know what, I love the Canadians, but they have the dumbest policies. The people of Canada are great.
• 2:22:28
  Testecleese: Anyway, Brian, anything else you want to talk about? This…
• 2:22:31
  Testecleese: A shit ton left in here,
• 2:22:37
  Testecleese: They're worried about China's got floating hospitals in the military. That's gonna change the course of the world?
• 2:22:44
  Testecleese: And I laughed, because the United States has had those for… what, since Vietnam?
• 2:22:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:22:54
  Testecleese: Okay, so what? Well, they have better medicine, maybe?
• 2:22:59
  Brian McFadden: They got AI.
• 2:23:02
  Testecleese: I probably do. I don't want surgery from an AI.
• 2:23:06
  Testecleese: Shit, we didn't bring up Ilhan much, did we?
• 2:23:09
  Testecleese: Are we even gonna talk about Elon, or are we just gonna let… This fallout on its own.
• 2:23:16
  Brian McFadden: Mmm.
• 2:23:17
  Testecleese: God knows what's gonna happen, honestly.
• 2:23:22
  Testecleese: It looks like they have her dead to rights, doesn't it?
• 2:23:26
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:23:28
  Testecleese: But we don't have.
• 2:23:29
  Brian McFadden: You gotta find the right judge.
• 2:23:33
  Testecleese: Now, we don't have all the info, either.
• 2:23:35
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:23:37
  Testecleese: it's funny, I saw something about,
• 2:23:45
  Testecleese: You think it's okay to do this within 60 days of an election day? What about the rules?
• 2:23:52
  Testecleese: And it wasn't catch Patel.
• 2:23:54
  Testecleese: No, it was cash for that. It was about the, virginia Democrat senator.
• 2:24:01
  Testecleese: With the part ring.
• 2:24:05
  Testecleese: He's like, there's no law about 60 days of an election. That's a suggestion.
• 2:24:11
  Testecleese: Just so people aren't crazy.
• 2:24:13
  Testecleese: He's like, she was illegally selling… Brian, remember all the freaking vape shops in Virginia that were getting busted selling pot?
• 2:24:21
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:24:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, it turns out it was this woman in Virginia.
• 2:24:26
  Testecleese: This is how she was moving her product, was through vape shops. And then she went and legalized marijuana medicinally to try to legitimize her, her empire.
• 2:24:41
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:24:43
  Testecleese: And she goes, oh, I'm an 87-year-old great-grandma, how can you do this to me? I was like, bitch, you a queenpin!
• 2:24:52
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 2:24:54
  Testecleese: You're on the top of the food chain here! You're the one that everyone's looking for!
• 2:25:00
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:25:00
  Testecleese: And it turns out you're a senator.
• 2:25:07
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise.
• 2:25:11
  Brian McFadden: Good role model.
• 2:25:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Good role models. This is what we should look at. Let's be a senator!
• 2:25:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: You might reply…
• 2:25:18
  Testecleese: I'll be a senator one day.
• 2:25:20
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Just be a good…
• 2:25:21
  Testecleese: First and figure it out, huh?
• 2:25:26
  Testecleese: Anyway, Brian, I think we're done one way or the other.
• 2:25:29
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 2:25:33
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Cool.