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Brendan Sagalow | Son of a Boy Dad #229 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad
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  Speaker 2: podcast Today. We are joined by you at your phone. No,
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  Speaker 2: I was getting a tex all right, who is hilarious?
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  Speaker 10: Is that what this podcast is?
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  Speaker 3: If you invite someone on and then you really make
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  Speaker 3: them feel like there's nothing I.
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  Speaker 2: Can't see, Brendon, we're here with a Brandon.
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  Speaker 5: You haven't even introduced him.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying, but you're I'm all I'm seeing is
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  Speaker 2: your back. We were just your massive jacked back and it.
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  Speaker 1: Just grinds to a halt.
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  Speaker 10: I think I've been doing podcasts for ten years.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, always the same thing, and it makes me laugh
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  Speaker 3: where you're sitting with people and you're having a conversation
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  Speaker 3: and you're.
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  Speaker 10: Like yeah, so like and then you're like, okay, we're starting.
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  Speaker 2: Dog face.
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  Speaker 5: It.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But Brendan Saglow has joined us today.
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  Speaker 3: Do you feel uncomfortable hosting?
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  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 3: I do sometimes because that was me when I had
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  Speaker 3: a podcast with three other guys. Yeah, and they're like
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  Speaker 3: it's your turn, and I'd be like, I would be
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  Speaker 3: so fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys pass it around.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, we would go who's hosting this time?
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't every time.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't every every time.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's a pretty quick intro. You ever do ru
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  Speaker 2: garbage and they got the fucking fifteen minute intro.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, they're like, hey, everybody, welcome to his studies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, little yeah, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty funny dude, when watching them do that, when
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  Speaker 2: they have like a massive guest on it, they gotta
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  Speaker 2: they gotta steal just power through the whole thing, right,
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  Speaker 2: Rob Lowe's.
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  Speaker 3: Doing his podcast.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, Yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 3: So funny when these big actors are like, maybe I
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  Speaker 3: should start doing this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because I see fucking Alex Cooper getting one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty million dollars.
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  Speaker 10: Did you see that?
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  Speaker 1: No, she's just seriously serious deal and I think it's
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  Speaker 1: three years, one hundred and fifty million dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Her career earnings are like three hundred million or something.
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  Speaker 1: Like that, and she's like she's like Patrick Mahomes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so funny that like, sorry to cut you
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  Speaker 3: off all.
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  Speaker 5: You say anything.
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  Speaker 10: You're about.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm just struggling to breathe. It's anxiety. And anyway,
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  Speaker 5: I keep going, You're doing all right. Sundays are the worst.
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  Speaker 3: It's Monday.
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  Speaker 5: Sundays are so bad that I Tuesday. Dude.
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  Speaker 3: It's what I was gonna say, is it's so funny
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  Speaker 3: that like, when we're all eighty or whatever, the generational
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  Speaker 3: wealth people from our generation are going to be like
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  Speaker 3: like podcasters where well it used to be like titans
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  Speaker 3: of industry. Yeah, and now it's gonna be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the podcast where I talk to like guys I fucked, you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, not not I built the railroads that in connected
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  Speaker 5: the country.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's from the Domino Sugar family.
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  Speaker 10: Right, Oh, Rockefeller from ru Garbage podcast?
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  Speaker 5: Who is that home?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Or like will her kids join the family business and
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  Speaker 1: like have their stints of talking about sucking dick? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: gluck gluck eighteen thousand.
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  Speaker 2: I mean that kind of already happened with like the Kardashians.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was like join the family the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're claiming that they don't recognize that. Kylie was
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  Speaker 1: saying she doesn't know life before she was being filmed.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, she was like a little kid when he
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  Speaker 5: started filming. That's it's my favorite years, young years. Like
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  Speaker 5: I only watched seasons one through two.
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  Speaker 1: Before she got the live filler. You got it, she
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  Speaker 1: was right, But yeah, dude, A special just came out.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, what do you guys think because you all watched it.
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  Speaker 5: It was good.
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  Speaker 2: I actually did.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't watch, but I never expect anybody to watch it.
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  Speaker 1: Really, I watched it.
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  Speaker 10: I mean that's what I'm doing here, so watch it.
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  Speaker 3: Please watch it.
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  Speaker 1: Like, yes, it was great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what, I uh the thing because
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  Speaker 3: I have this rap song in the beginning.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, and maybe you'll you'll be able to relate to this.
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  Speaker 3: But there's a line in it at the end where
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  Speaker 3: like I had to I had to finish the song
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  Speaker 3: for some fucking reason. They were like, come on, we
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  Speaker 3: need the we need you to finish the song, and
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  Speaker 3: I saw I just rushed it, and I'm like, uh fu.
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  Speaker 10: So the ending of that song, I'm always.
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  Speaker 3: Here, and I'm like even none of the jokes could
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  Speaker 3: be good, but with the song, I'm like, yeah, the
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  Speaker 3: line is so bad.
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  Speaker 2: It makes sense.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We were sitting there and like they're the producer of
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  Speaker 3: the special was there and he's a nice guy, but
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  Speaker 3: he's so I'm like trying to write. We're in the
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  Speaker 3: recording suite. I'm like, what if I said that? And
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  Speaker 3: he goes, well, what if you said? I was like, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: because he's going to suggest like a cat and hat,
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  Speaker 3: what's what that. I'm like, I but I have to
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  Speaker 3: hear him out. So he's like, what if you said,
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  Speaker 3: like a Scooby do do a Scooby do be? And
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, yeah, spell scooby be.
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  Speaker 1: It is a It is a great way to start off, though.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of sets the tone, and I don't think
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  Speaker 1: anybody is like, I think that your anxiety over it
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  Speaker 1: is way supersedes anybody being like, well that fucking last
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  Speaker 1: I completely took me.
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  Speaker 3: Out of it. I know, but that's like the perfectionist
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  Speaker 3: in me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, No one's watching the comedy special being like, well,
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  Speaker 2: his rhymes were kind of wax.
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  Speaker 3: There are some people though, like for it's because when
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  Speaker 3: I was putting it out, I was like, is this
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  Speaker 3: like too you know, fucking comic complaining about comments kind
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  Speaker 3: of ship because that's so embarrassing. You know, you got
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  Speaker 3: like these big comment comics being like and people are
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  Speaker 3: mean in the com and literally one of the lines,
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  Speaker 3: it's like, men are mean to me and my comments.
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  Speaker 2: I wants hilarious lame now that's funny.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you don't want to be like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you know, you don't want to be the comics that
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  Speaker 3: are like, everybody's so fucking mean in the comments. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you're like, what, you can't take a joke? You shoot
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  Speaker 3: on everything else and you can't take a fucking joke.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty bad with the comments.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what can they positively say?
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  Speaker 1: They they hit him with a four paragrapher, like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they'll get me back.
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  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, you guys read it.
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  Speaker 2: They rip into me. But about comments about podcasts, I
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  Speaker 2: don't care about it. All stand counts about stand up,
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  Speaker 2: I get. I'm seething in my room.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I've been doing. This will this
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  Speaker 3: will help you, and this might help you.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, nothing can help.
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  Speaker 3: I love this era.
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  Speaker 1: I love this era. Francis stoic negative.
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  Speaker 3: I know it feels like forever too. You know when
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  Speaker 3: you go through a wait does everybody know?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I had to say it on this show.
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  Speaker 1: We made him breaking on the show because you're like,
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  Speaker 1: you're not going to get divorced and we're not going
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  Speaker 1: to use it for clicks. Were driving, Yeah, we.
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  Speaker 3: Got to clip farm that divorce.
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  Speaker 5: Were just saying it because people were being like but
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  Speaker 5: I bet it's because he beat the ship out of it.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't that people.
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  Speaker 2: Were like spending actual time like trying.
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  Speaker 5: To figure it out. It was pretty invasive, But I
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  Speaker 5: get it.
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  Speaker 3: I guess it makes sense. I mean, look, look, we're
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  Speaker 3: you know, you're doing a show. You're gonna have audience
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  Speaker 3: members that you know, if you weren't this guy and
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  Speaker 3: you were into podcasting or art, you might be the
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  Speaker 3: other guy going like, I don't think you know, knowing you,
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  Speaker 3: you'd be like Sebastian Box, you know, not as good
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  Speaker 3: motes are.
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  Speaker 5: Listens. I'm a normal guy.
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  Speaker 2: In the comments of the NPR YouTube channel.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah this is good.
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  Speaker 5: Let's let's see. Let's do this one. Yeah, join in,
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  Speaker 5: join in. You know me, you got me tattooed the rights.
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  Speaker 10: Honestly, there hasn't been a true crime podcasts.
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  Speaker 5: Francis eats cereal out of the hole in his cello.
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  Speaker 3: That's sick.
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  Speaker 10: But I'll tell you this.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you don't need to hear it. But I went
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  Speaker 3: through a breakup, not the same as a divorce, and
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  Speaker 3: it feels like this is going to be forever, right,
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  Speaker 3: it feels like you're feeling this.
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  Speaker 5: You're like, oh, it's forever, divorces forever.
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  Speaker 3: Keep going.
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  Speaker 10: No, I'm just trying to help you.
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  Speaker 3: But I actually realized that I have no idea what
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 5: No, this era of self loathing is.
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  Speaker 10: So enjoy it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you might be a bummer to your friends
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  Speaker 3: right now, but like you know.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 10: I'm just saying this. This was me six months ago.
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  Speaker 5: Sas has been a bummer to me my whole life.
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  Speaker 5: So we're going to meet at the bottom of You and.
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  Speaker 2: I are just born.
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  Speaker 3: We just bombed.
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  Speaker 5: The whole time we've known each other, we have bummed
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  Speaker 5: each other out.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Francis is like he gets mad at me. I don't
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  Speaker 2: get mad at Francis. Like, I'll get like pissed off
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  Speaker 2: you guys fight, you.
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  Speaker 5: Got mad you for having the water at the fucking
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  Speaker 5: movie theater.
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  Speaker 2: It'll be like but like when we get and I
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  Speaker 2: get mad at him, it's just like an in passing,
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  Speaker 2: like fuck you dude, like playful, right, And then he
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  Speaker 2: gets mad at me, and he's like everything about you bothers.
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  Speaker 5: No, totally, that's not what I said. It's not a
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  Speaker 5: full character.
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  Speaker 3: And you look like a clown.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you want to carry? You want to
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  Speaker 2: be a clown guy for the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 10: I love the inner workings.
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  Speaker 1: Tennis match is just back and forth.
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  Speaker 5: The problem is we spend a lot of time together
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  Speaker 5: because we co headline a lot, so we spend the
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  Speaker 5: whole weekend on the road.
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  Speaker 3: It's so annoying to hang out with somebody for like,
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  Speaker 3: I get it.
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  Speaker 5: We don't like doing exactly the same things on the road,
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  Speaker 5: and so finding mutual ground because we do want to
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  Speaker 5: hang out is hard. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think everybody has that friend that they just
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  Speaker 3: fucking hate. Not to step on dang Cook's material, but
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  Speaker 3: I think that, uh there is everybody's got that friend
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  Speaker 3: where you're like, man, you're lucky you got close to
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  Speaker 3: me because I fucking hate you.
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  Speaker 10: But we're friends. So it's like like I.
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  Speaker 3: Was talking to my friend today, like one of the
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  Speaker 3: guys that I did a podcast with, mister Michael Feeney.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's talking to me. And we used to
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  Speaker 3: stream with this guy. Get this We used to stream
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  Speaker 3: with this guy online, play Call of Duty with a
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  Speaker 3: guy who just like yesterday or two days ago, got
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  Speaker 3: arrested for having like five thousand videos of child and
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  Speaker 3: like whack shit, Like.
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  Speaker 1: No, right, why do they always have?
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  Speaker 2: It's always?
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  Speaker 10: Why so much?
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  Speaker 3: I guess because like you really can't find websites for it,
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  Speaker 3: so you have to like it.
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  Speaker 5: And also I think the penalty is the same if
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  Speaker 5: you have one versus five thousand.
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  Speaker 10: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 5: I have variety.
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  Speaker 10: I actually was just talking about this.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to get to like fucking edge lordie here,
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  Speaker 3: but we were talking about pedophile hunters. Oh yeah, like
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  Speaker 3: these guys who have a gil aanthe pedophile and like,
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  Speaker 3: obviously a lot of these guys deserve it, but there
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  Speaker 3: also are some of the guys where you're like.
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  Speaker 11: I think that guy's just autistic, yes, and you're like,
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  Speaker 11: or Indian is kind of crazy, or Indian I think
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  Speaker 11: he's just kind of like, you know, retarded. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 11: So you see some of these videos and you're like
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  Speaker 11: that guy's And then I was thinking about it, and
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  Speaker 11: I was like, well, you must have fucked God's.
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  Speaker 10: Wife to be born a retarded pedophile.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean to get to Roy that dice like
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  Speaker 3: snake eyes immediately.
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  Speaker 5: Dude.
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  Speaker 2: None of them are like normal dudes. But watch the
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  Speaker 2: video and it's like they're approaching some dude who's like
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  Speaker 2: completely in outer space in like the fucking cat food
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  Speaker 2: aisle at Walmart, and all of a sudden, he's just
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  Speaker 2: getting the ship kicking.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, they're like, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 3: You see the video where the guy goes, I knew
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  Speaker 3: this was gonna They're like you, but so yeah, me
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  Speaker 3: and me and fieni a is going head to head
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, like you guys, And he.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Texts me today and he's like, this piece of shit.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: I hope he gets raped death in prison. And I went,
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: all right, tough guy, Okay, we get it.
• 15:05
  Speaker 10: Doff protests too much.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: The one guy it jumped the shark this weekend with
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: the one guy who got like speared into a pillar
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: of the building and like the pillar like collapsed under them,
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: beating the ship out of this guy who was like
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: clearly mentally challenged. He's like sobbing please, but it's like,
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: please let me go.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Sorry to laugh like a fucking dog toy there, But
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: that's hilarious to me.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: It was. It is tough because then there were so
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: many people who started to like defend the guy. It's
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: almost like it'll come kind of swing you back the
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: other way, being like, well he was trying to kid.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Well it's a strange. Uh, it's just a strange area
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: to be in because you're like, yeah, he's trying to
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: fuck the kids, so he gets whatever he deserves. But
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: this vigilante, there's like a new guy out there that
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: like like confronts pedophiles with like little pump and ship.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah there like rapping to Athon, You're going to get
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: a lot.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: That's like the new promo tour. It's like, well I
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: gotta do the morning show. I'm doing Fallon tonight, and
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: then I'm going pedophile.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: There must be one of those guys like if you're
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: a big Acon fan and you're like you're like, wow, okay,
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: I was looking to have sex with a kid, but
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: free Acon contol no way.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Just Taylor Swift doing her eras.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sorry, I've said retarded and all that stuff.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Oh no, that's fine. That's what we talk about.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: It's you. It's not us we talk about.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: I know, but you know, I can sometimes I'll do that,
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: and I see people are like, Okay.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: People get mad that we talk about the We talk
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: about pedophiles every episode.
• 16:33
  Speaker 10: Oh do you guys talk.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: About it every single episode?
• 16:38
  Speaker 10: And what do you think?
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Well, you made an interesting point, like in all seriousness,
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, vigilante justice is like one of my favorite
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: things in the world. I like to take part in
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: it myself on the road. I use my car as
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: a weapon.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, cuts you in the hotel room, you're putting black
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: makeup something.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: But it's you know, uh, when it gets to like
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: the point of beating someone up that I don't know.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I don't disagree with that.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: I think we start to collapse as a society if
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: like people are like taking that guy's crime is worth
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: a thousand punches.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: But and and it like leaves the fear that it's
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: gonna make them go home and pedophile even harder to
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: show the bullies show.
• 17:28
  Speaker 10: Then absolutely, I'm gonna go home and do a jerk
• 17:32
  Speaker 10: off so.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: Hard, because you know, the only thing worse than an
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: autistic pedophile is one who has trained in M M
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: A to beat up his bullies. Because those are pedophiles.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Scorn yes, no worse, No worse wrath than a pedophile
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: scorn with a.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: Black belt in jiu jitsu. There are no children strength.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Well, they're gonna like carry around guns and stuff, So
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: if you're a vigilante, you got to watch the funk out.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's a slippery slope that
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: were radicalizing the pedophiles. No, I think the slippery slope
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: is a people creating fake accounts to lure. Like it
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: was cool when Chris Hansen did it, but now it's
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: just like I could just do that if my if
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: my comedy career starts really taking a dip, I'll just
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: start creating fake profiles of children and be like meeting
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: up with random dudes in malls and then beating the
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: ship out of the buy the ped not if I
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: had twenty dudes with me, you can just rally a
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: pack of dudes outside the Walmart and be like, I'm
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: gonna go catch a pedophi.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: You guys want to join, nobody's gonna join you.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, they'll all joint, they'll join. People are dude, people
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: are so obsessed with like pedophilia, and then you just
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: gotta go, hey, I'm gonna be in Cleveland this weekend.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: By the way, yeah, at the end video that was
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: at that festival skank Fest last year. Who was It
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: was me and Joe DeRosa. We were hanging out in
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: the back of the green room and this guy was
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: there and he was talking about how he catches pedophiles
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: and stuff, and we were like, we were kind of
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: like in this zone where we're like that's cool.
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: Man like he was so and he's like and then when.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I grab on these pieces of ship and we're like,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: all right, man like comma, but he was also a
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: comic and he's like, but I'm also a stand up,
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: so I'll like, you know, I'll ask them to tell
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: a joke or something, and me.
• 19:12
  Speaker 10: And DeRos are like okay, and they're like okay, Brendon.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Tag five minutes. So he's being the ship out of
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: pedophiles and the like. By the way, if you guys
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: have any materials, not.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Even beating the ship out of them, he's he's catching
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: them and going like you want to hear a joke
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: or like what do you know? Do you know a joke?
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Tell me a joke, and like trying to add.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Stand boy, that is a weird blending of worlds. I
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: don't know about that idea for content, just doing crowd words.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: I see your pedophile, can you make a filet mignon
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: five minutes?
• 19:40
  Speaker 10: It's going Ramsey with him.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got five minutes with these ingredients. First rule,
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: you can't fuck any kids. You can only use what's
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: in the kitchen.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: So that Batally dude is doing it, like, isn't that's
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: the guy?
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Battali is like a historically bad guy. That's how
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: there's like photos of where like Nazi arm bands and shit,
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: and it's like, so he's now like the leader of
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: the anti pedophile movement.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: It's it's called a it's called he's overcompensating.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Well, he's like rebranding, he's doing something to distract people
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: from that.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Or it's like in jail, how like the pedophiles have
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: it the worst because everybody in jail did something wrong,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: but they can all kind of agree that within their
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: band of criminals, that the pedophiles are the ones that
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all disenfranchised groups seem to agree that pedophilia is
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: worse than their own plight.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I think pedophile is bad. I think pedophilia is bad.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: New York Times.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I think pedophilia is bad. I think like capitalizing on
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: catching pedophiles is weird.
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: It's definitely weird to do any kind of vigilante justice.
• 20:43
  Speaker 10: Is it fun to watch? One hundred percent? Yeah, But
• 20:46
  Speaker 10: it's also you know, there's gonna be a like time.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: When people are kind of feeling bad for these guys,
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: and that's not a place you want to be. You
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: don't want like the majority of people being like, okay, enough,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: go easy on them.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Why it's fun to watch, it's because usually when you
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: watch a video of somebody getting the ship beat out
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: of them, there's two parts of your brain, and one
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: of them is like this is kind of awesome, and
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: then another one's like, this is I feel guilty for
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: this because someone was getting hurt. But then you can
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: remove that guilty part of the person getting the ship
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: beat out of them because you're like, this is a
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: bad person. I know that this is guaranteed a bad person.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Call me crazy. I have a hard time at all
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: connecting the bad thing they did in video of one
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: person just beating the shit out of another person. Yeah,
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: I don't. I'm not able to be like, well, he
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: deserves that. I just see someone beating someone up, and
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: I'm kind of like many.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Which the like justice system worked.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: And there's a video I saw in this thread of
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: a guy who found out that another guy had been
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: i don't know, following his sister or like trying to
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: groom his younger sister who was underage. And he comes
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: in and he beats this guy up and he must
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: have punched the guy. He's beating up his shirtless and
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: he punches him in the ribs probably like fifty times,
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: and the guy's just like covering up and and each
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: punch it's like he's punching a tree. And I've never
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: been able to get it out of my head. I
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: don't know why, just like only it just made me
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: feel sick. Really, yeah, I wasn't able to be like, well,
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: you know, that's what he does, you know, like.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Any type of fight videos like Reddit fight pole like
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: what I like.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: Or when bullies get their come up and and they
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: are like the video of the kid bullying the other kid,
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: the overweight kid, and punching him and that kid picks
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: him up and slams in the ground.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I like that, Like.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: That slammed to the ground though, like I don't mind
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: if someone gets punched and then they're like, oh and
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: it's just like a regular fight, but the slam to
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: the ground and like being they start, yeah, and they
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: started kind of seizing.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: That's how it happened to that kid. That kid just
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: his leg, he couldn't walk on it for a little
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: and yeah, like that kid, pick on the overweight kid.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: And then finally the overweight kid says, I'm going to
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: do something about this. That to me was a tit
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: for a tat type thing.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: The fact that it's tits for.
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: The only kind of like.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Just how a lot of trashy women get their first tattoo.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: But I want to say that math would lend me
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: to believe and this is really fucked that I'd have
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: to like see the act of the groom in order
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: to feel that justified. But I don't want to see that.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Well, I think there's also a thing, and this is
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I'm going to join with you in the fucked up
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: things to say party. There is a thing of like
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: when when you look pedophiles are awful and blah blah
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah. But there's also like a thing where
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: you're like, man, they were like born with this thing
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: in their brain that makes them want to have sex
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: with children, and it's like they're not They're not just
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: doing it. They're not. It's like it's like a disease
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: kind of. Yeah.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: But I don't almost think that they were born with it, honestly.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I think that they like they were probably traumatized when
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: they were young, and they like got like crystallized in
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: there in that like young brain, and then they like
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: wind up like thinking that they match up better with
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: somebody young.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I have ever seen that old S and L sketch
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: where they build where it's like the build the most
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: evil invention and it's the rock and he's like that.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Everyone's like, I built a freeze ray I could I
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: could freeze.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: The Eiffel Tower.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: And then the rock comes up and he's like, I
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: built a child molesting robot and they're like, how did
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: you even do that? And he's like, I just built
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: a normal robot and then I molested it repeatedly.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: It's pretty ballsy.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty funny.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: I do like seeing like the person who was molested
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: or whatever get their revenge.
• 25:00
  Speaker 10: I think that's that's perfectly fine.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Like you know, oh, yeah, you know that would even
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: be fine for me. It's it's again, it's like maybe
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: the vigilante part of it to disconnect there.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about that video where the guys like at
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the phone booth and he turns around and he like
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: shoots the guy that fucked up his daughter.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know what right, like got like the video
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: of the dude in the courtroom who he was like
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: one of his daughters was one of the gymnastics. Judge,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: give me five minutes with like that video?
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I like that, Would.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: You grant me two minutes in locked room with him?
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Shake your hand. That's a different video.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I know that video you're talking about where
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: the guys like pretending to be on the phone and
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: the the guy's walking away in handcuffing, Like yeah, he
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: kills him. Yeah. I like those videos.
• 25:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but like what you're gonna kill the guy who
• 25:53
  Speaker 10: did that?
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: And then you go away to jail and your wife
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: is like, all right, well my kid was molested and
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: murdered and my husband is in jail murder.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: Think about the great example is that mm A fighter
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: the heavyweights.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Like laughing at it's pretty funny. That's a funked up
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: situation to be all right, So my kid done, the
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: last died, and then my husband murdered. So yeah, now
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I just got a funked up kid and no husband.
• 26:27
  Speaker 10: I'm fake laughing, but I don't.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: That's the worst thing.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: That's that's so fucked up, But I'm just laughing.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not even laughing at I mean, it's fucked up,
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: but it's funny.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I can't stop picturing you being like the pied Piper
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: getting a bunch of dudes who are gonna go into
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: a Walmart to beat the ship out of a pedophile.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Come on, guys, and and then he.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Just turns around in his brock lessener and like fellas
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: he would.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Talk to try and rally a crew and just know
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: what everyone's like, Dude, I got a ship to do.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Today's son.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: You rally the crew and you look behind you. You're
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: confronting the guy, and there's nobody behind.
• 27:08
  Speaker 10: Like the shoes are spinning the shadow.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Do you remember the mm A fighter, the heavyweight who
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: found out that the like kindergarten teacher or whatever was
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: molesting his daughter and he chased him down with a
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: gun in a car. They drove through the town at
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: full speed WI speed car chase and the guy, the
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: criminal was in a car with I think his father
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: and his girlfriend or something like that, and the MMA
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: fighter shot and and like a stray bullet hit the
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: older father, so he's in jail now. And everyone was like, well,
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: I would do the same, And it's like, well, that's
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: why you can't, yeah, is if you're so overcome with
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: raid that you're gonna blindly be like full high speed
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: driving through town and then shooting like it's mad Max
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Fury Road. You know, we need to have a little
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: bit better of a system there.
• 28:13
  Speaker 10: Right, some guy's playing a guitar on top of a
• 28:15
  Speaker 10: four Taurus.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like but there's a thing with that too
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: where everyone's like, that's what I would do. You ever
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: see these comments on like TikTok when it's like something
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: like not pedophile or whatever, but like you know these
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: guys being like, oh man, if I were there, he
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: wouldn't even get that second.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I get that. On the traffic video for me,
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: the one I did of stopping the shoulder cutters. I
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: don't know if you've seen that I did. Yeah, And
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: it's a thousand comments of being people being like if
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: I see him do this in Detroit, it's on site,
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: it's like, you know, try that again, you're gonna get shot.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: It's like I've done this fourteen times.
• 28:51
  Speaker 10: There's just so many like Internet tough guys.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: It's annoying.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing, though.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: I do love it.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I love probably feels good to be an Internet tough guy.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: You're like, wouldn't be me.
• 29:04
  Speaker 10: Your fucking steam switch?
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Eighty six comments into one comment someone's giving an address
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: on a date and time.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Did you get into arguments in the comments when when
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: the internet, when you guys first got on the internet
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: and stuff where you like big fighters in the comments. Now,
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: I used to.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Always just try and just throw like one one funny
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: comment back.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: My whole thing is just like like, I don't even
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: I don't respond any of that. I disassociate with the
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: artists that they're even talking about. Yeah, I go, that's
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: not even they're booing me, not even me. That's just
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: that that guy in that video, not even me.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some shit they're working through.
• 29:41
  Speaker 10: Wow, that's the best way to do it.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: That's the best way to do it. You go, you go,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: look I had when I was in high school or whatever.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: I had opinions on fucking green day and blinkin any
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: two and like, those are real people, you know what
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, Yeah, that's true, but I had the opinion,
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: so I just look at it like, Okay, these guys
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: are just uh, they're just opinions. But it's so funny
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: when you try to do different techniques, like when someone
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: like ships on you. There was a there was a
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: time where I was like, you know what, I'm going
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: to appeal to their their person their humanity.
• 30:08
  Speaker 10: And I'd like go into their d MS and be like,
• 30:10
  Speaker 10: is everything okay? Man, Like you're shitting on me? And
• 30:13
  Speaker 10: that would work maybe once or twice where they're.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Like my wife's a pig and blah blah. But all
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: it takes is that one time for the guy to
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: be like shut up.
• 30:25
  Speaker 10: Gay lord, Oh yeah, what do I do.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I've had that I've tried. I've gotten in d ms
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: before people, and I've had dudes like not back down,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: like they double down, and then you're like you're you're
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: we're winning by so much.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Try Yeah no.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: But you can walk away with your head held high
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: because you tried to take the high road and then
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: they took the low road. Fuck that, and I'll be
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: in Scotland.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Before I've tried to I've tried to bait dudes into
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: like fights in the d ms and then then like
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: tell them to meet me up up somewhere in like
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: a different state that I'm.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Not make them go.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just try and make them go. You show up, pussy.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then they're like we did you didn't.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Fuck?
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Then you're like, oh fuck was that the day?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Then you just then you made them travel somewhere in
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: a different state.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I spent twelve bucks on an easy pass.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Do you think there's ever been anyone who's actually done that,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: who's like gone through with.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: It and like on a plane.
• 31:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a Temecula. There's like a famous uh
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: like basketball, what was it? Do you know what I'm
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: talking about?
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Matt Barnes and Derek Fisher was a famous one
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: of two famous people.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: They met up.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: They played basketball. Were they fighting?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: No, they met up to fight. Matt Barnes had to
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: do with march. I drove because Derek Fisher was sucking
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: his ex wife. Yeah, and yeah, and coach drove like
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: four hours or some ship to beat his head.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Well, that that makes sense.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: What do you think you do on that four hour drive?
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: You think it's just silence, or you think you're like
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: listening to like Joe Rogain.
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: You gotta be listening to something.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: You gotta have a pump up players or some ship.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: But four hours straight, or you think like the back hour,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: you're like.
• 32:02
  Speaker 10: Four hours, you're just thinking about it.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: At some point he's stopping for snacks. Yeah, not calming down.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: How are you not dissipating the anger across that hours?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: It was thirty hours hours? That's the Kanya song? But
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: was that that's what that's about?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: At some point you gotta yeah, you gotta stop for snacks.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: You probably go jerky, like I gotta keep my testosterone.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: If you get fifteen hours in, you're like, I should
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: turn around.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Right, But then at that point you're like, well it's
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: gonna take Then it would still be thirty hours.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: But you're you're talking a difference of thirty hours.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you find because it seems it's a
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I think it's.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: A if he's got an alibi, Yeah, it's.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: A better story if you're like, I drove thirty hours, four.
• 32:52
  Speaker 10: Hour hours and I have to do a show that night.
• 32:54
  Speaker 10: I'm pissed. Oh yeah, I'm not driving thirty hours and
• 32:57
  Speaker 10: fighting someone.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: He's gotta drive.
• 32:58
  Speaker 10: You drive thirty hours, get a hotel, get.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Up in the morning.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, get you get out of the car after a
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: thirty hour drive. Whoever's on the other side is winning
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: that fight the lower back paint alone.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get out.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: You're like a whole bunch of wait, a bunch of
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: rappers and coke cans spill out of the car with.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I forgot to take my wallet out of my back pocket.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Some shambles. Yeah, my thrown off.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I saw a battle rapper do this yesterday. This dude
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: named Hitman Holla, who's on Wilding Out. He just fucking
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: someone told him like to meet somewhere to fight, and
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: he just went to the place and was just like
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: waiting for them to fight, posting screenshots and like tagging
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: the time, being like I was here for fucking twelve
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: minutes waiting for you to fight twelve minutes.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: If you're gonna drive five hours, you've gotta wait more
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: than twelve.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: He drove five hours. I think they were both in
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Saint Louis or something, and I think He just was like, yeah,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I showed up, I shout out.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: That's interesting to do. So dangerous, dangerous thing.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Even even if the person doesn't bring a weapon, if
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: they hit you in the head and then you fall
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: to the ground and your head hits the cement or
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: you fucking uh.
• 34:08
  Speaker 10: What was that movie with the box where they break
• 34:11
  Speaker 10: their necks?
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: Million dollar, million dollar baby. This is why I never
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: punch women. I am constantly afraid of paralyzing them. In fact,
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: I do have that fear of hitting someone and they
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: stumble back, they hit their head on a rock, and
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: yeah they're dead, and now you're a murderer.
• 34:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, definitely. Well when I was.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Is it manslaughter?
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Your fist isn't a deadly weapon if you didn't intend
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: to kill it, if you drove thirty hours, gonna be
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: tough to prove that you didn't have premeditated thoughts in
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: your head. It's true, it would tapes the court could
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: point to. It would be like a presumed he listened
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: to the entirety of the fall of the third right.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Not even you still have twenty eight hours left. You
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: got that you could finish it in both ways.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: When I was in uh, because I've been in a
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: couple of toxic relationships myself. I don't know about you boys,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: but I've been in relationships where you're arguing for no
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: fucking reason.
• 35:03
  Speaker 10: You get that that fucking thing.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: And my thing was always throw shit because I don't
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: want to, like, I gotta get that energy out. So
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't do it anymore or nothing like that,
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: but I'll like see an ashtray or something, and I'm like,
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: and the thought of wanting to like grab it and
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: fucking chuck it at a wall is still in there,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: but I never do it. And then I and I'm like,
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: I never do it. And then I had a friend
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: tell me being like, don't ever do it because he
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: knew somebody that got into a fight with his wife
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: and she went into the kitchen and you know, the
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: kitchen doesn't have a door, it's like just a whole thing.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: And she goes into the kitchen. He picks up an
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: ashtray to throw it into the kitchen, and she walked
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: by at that time bang hit her right in the head.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: She's fine, didn't die or nothing, but he went to jail. No,
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: that's pretty brutal timing.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: It also sounds like his telling of the story. She
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: just walked into view and the kitchen there's no doors.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: You know how kitchens were kitchens?
• 36:02
  Speaker 10: Look, I think, really this is about a law where
• 36:05
  Speaker 10: kitchens need doors.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: The designer, I would there's a blind spot.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: How did I know?
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: But to this day I will not have a kitchen
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: without a door.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: That's why it happened. That is a crazy instinct. But
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I think in even worse instinct is dudes who are
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: wall punchers.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't. I had one time when I was
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: really young where me and my buddy were playing basketball
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: and he did like an off the eazy thing to me,
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: and he did it really hard, like it was it
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: literally made that sound a bot, you know, and like
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: I was like ah, and I went to like punch
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: him in the face and he went like this and
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I hit right here, which is so hard.
• 36:48
  Speaker 10: And now to this day I don't have a pinky knuckle.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Like you can tell that.
• 36:53
  Speaker 10: You know nothing there right there, So pinky knuckle right
• 36:59
  Speaker 10: nothing there.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Mixtape tours.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: So it's just And why was your immediate reaction to
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: punch him in the face.
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: Of your reactions and threw.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: A ball off my head in a basketball game, I'd
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: be pretty mad too.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I can't believe how many people in basketball games when
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: you see the off the head move don't react.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: Like I know.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: So many of them are just so disposed and they
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: just keep playing defense like they don't.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Well, I've been watching a lot of battle raps of
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: people like getting into fights and like oh yeah and
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: that ship or like some guy will like pour some
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: water on your shoes or whatever, and you're like, well,
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: now I have to fight you.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: It's it's like I'm not I'm not into fighting anymore.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Like I'm not gonna I can't do that. I just
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: take whatever I can get. I was on a train
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: and these teenagers walked by. Four teenagers, four fucking TikTok
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: house teenagers walked by, and I'm sitting on the train
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: with my lady and I'm on my phone and some
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: kids just walked by and went and then just kept walking,
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: And I was like, you just have to take that, yeah,
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: especially like such a disrespect to like look me like, yeah,
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: I'm like and then him and full because they'd kick
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: my ass. Yeah, dude.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: My friend this past weekend was telling me a story
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: about his cousin at the Jersey Shore, this like very
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: nice town of the Jersey Shore. A group of sixteen
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: year olds came up to him and started calling his
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: girlfriend fat and so he was like he like started
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: talking back to them, and then they just beat the
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: ship out of him. Yeah, he just like jumped.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: You know what we should do. We should blend our
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: ideas here a little bit. We should actually go get
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: the pedophiles and bring them to the packs of teenagers.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: And let them fight it out.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: See if we can get a pack of pedophiles pack
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: of teenagers.
• 38:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah, good luck not getting fucked.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: You just moaned in my ear. Well, my buddy here
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: is going to molest you.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when he's inside your.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: He's got the animal on.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, like and but yeah, it's like you have
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: to just take it. Because one time I got into
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: an argument with an ex girlfriend and I was like,
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: all right, let me get her some flowers. And I'm
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: walking by with some flowers and these two teenagers just
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: go who the flowers for? And I go for your mom,
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: and then and they just started chasing me. And now
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: I'm running with flowers.
• 39:09
  Speaker 10: I'm like, yeah, they're flying the flowers. They're all just
• 39:14
  Speaker 10: the like the stems stems.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I had a packateens I was doing I
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: was doing a spot at I was doing a spot
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: at the patio at the stand. This was like a
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: couple of years ago, and I was in the middle
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: and it was before I don't know if you've ever
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: done that, but before it used to be there would
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: be a gap where people would walk through, and a
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: pack of teens walked through and they one of them
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: stopped and right in front of me, stopped and turned
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: to me and he went ha ha ha and then
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: just kept walking.
• 39:41
  Speaker 10: And there's nothing he just fucking deballed you in front
• 39:44
  Speaker 10: of that.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Nothing I could do.
• 39:46
  Speaker 10: Oh my god. Teenagers are so scary, man.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: It is fucked. There's really just nothing that you could
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: do because they're they have half brains and they have
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: full confidence.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: They also have regeneration of wolverine, so like they just
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: can take a hit and then they're like whoa and
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: like shoot them in the head and they just reform.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: You also can't be the guy that punched a teenager. Yeah,
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: then you look like and then they could just cry yeah,
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: or you're a grown man that fought a kid. Yeah, exactly.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Can't.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: What if they're beating the ship out of you, What
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: if you had five teens on you.
• 40:19
  Speaker 10: Well, that's why you have fucking pepper spray.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: True.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: My boy said he's gonna start carrying a knife because
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: his cousin got beat up by teenagers. It's like, dude,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: you can't stab a team.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Sabbing someone would be pretty bad.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: I'd rather get the ship kicked out of me than
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: stab somebody.
• 40:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know what that have, that feeling of
• 40:34
  Speaker 10: the pop of the.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: I'd rather oh yeah.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: And then you're then you're just sitting there with it
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: in the kid and you're like, I really shouldn't have
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: done that.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: I would turn it, pull it out.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Franstance is thinking about all the time he's dextered, stranger.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Turn it, and then I would drag it. Oh my god,
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: you gotta drag.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I think the turn is enough.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: People people survive dabbings too often.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean I don't want to kill anybody.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: I'll stab them to get them away.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: Five teenagers beating me up. Someone's dying, But.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Then they're probably just like my parents are just fighting
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: a lot. Like I'm just going through a lot at
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: home right now.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: And also when you and now I'm kind of on
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: your side about killing them, stab them you they have
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: so much adrenaline from kicking your ass that they don't
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: even feel it.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: They won't feel they don't even know. Later you walk
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: away and they're like, yeah, keep walking.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: A little bit of blood, Mike, you're bleeding here to
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: the hospital.
• 41:35
  Speaker 10: You got me.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Comes out of his mouth because he turned it. Yeah,
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: it's fun.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: It's fun. It's fun to think about stabbing.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Were you guys crazy like teens and stuff where you like,
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: did you like you.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Know of the crazy teens. I wanted to like share
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: in their stories that at lunch, But I never was
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: a crazy team.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I wasn't a crazy team. There were some crazy teams
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: that I knew, Like there was this one kid crazy
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: anger issues and they posted a video one day on
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Instagram one year of detention for parkouring on the roof
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: of the school, and he was like, curious Sea he
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: said detention for the rest of the year, and everyone
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: in the comments was like, dude, that's such bullshit for parkouring.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: He was like, He's like parkour session destroyed.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: That's not even that's like that's pretty crazy team athlete.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's someone with a hobby. That's crazy team.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: We had a high school well we used to go
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: out behind the school. One group of kids that I
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: did one sleepover with, and I thought, that's not my speed.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: And they would get different flammable ship and they would
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: pour it into the like an empty trash can and
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: then light it and just there was no control over
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: how flammable this stuff was.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my friends. We would burn ship. One
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: time we were we were burning a trash can. It
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: was like like really awesome. We were like dancing around
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: it and all this stuff, and then a cop just
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: fucking drove right up on the on the like we
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: were in a playground. He drove right into the playground.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: He like tried to catch us all, and everybody's fucking scattered.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: I was still a fat kid, so everybody was jumping fences.
• 43:14
  Speaker 10: And I was like, I gotta find a new way.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: And I hid in a bush and the cops were
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: like you out, and I'm like I'm covered in leaves
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: and ship, and I'm like, oh, okay, my parents had
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: to come get me. Really, were you the only one
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: that got caught me? And two other people got my parents.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: My parents came and get me, and then we were
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: on a trip to Disney World and they made me
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: right and fill up a notebook. I'm not gonna set
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: fire to things anymore, like Bart Simpson, Like, I'm not
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: gonna set fire to.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Things that probably radicalized you, like the pedophiles.
• 43:44
  Speaker 10: No way, I took that notebook through it right in a.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Yea.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: We used to light shit on fire all the time.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: We used to throw We used to What we really
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: like to do is we would throw uh like cans,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: like whippream cans or like bug spray into the iron.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: By the way, it's like a full on bomb. Yeah,
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: they'd be like a mushroom cloud. After those things explode,
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: light our own hands on fire and see how long
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: we could last before we wanted to put it out.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: People would spray acts around and au around their crotch
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: and light that on fire.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Yeah, teens are nuts.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: You ever make like a smoke bomb with a ping
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: pong ball?
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: No, how do you do that?
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: If you you like poke a hole in it and
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: you cover it in tinfoil and you light it and
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: something with the chemicals or the whatever the ping pong
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: ball is made of it. It creates like a full
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: on smoke bomb.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: You the fucking Columbine shooting in a cloud of dust.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: And one time, one time, fuck my friends and I
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: we we like we thought really little of you know,
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: like people like the cross country team and so.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: This fucking guy's life.
• 44:51
  Speaker 10: When I was a kid, we thought little of the
• 44:53
  Speaker 10: rug Beach.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: Well, they just they called themselves athletes, and it's like,
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: you're just training, you know, we do we do what
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: you do to but we then go do the real thing.
• 45:02
  Speaker 10: Oh, I know what it's like to be a bad kid.
• 45:05
  Speaker 10: Chocolate from them.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: It wasn't Harvard. It wasn't Harvard. So we actually we
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: went to home depot and we bought a bunch of
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: sort of like a cookware with a bunch of nails
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: and things like that. And then we went to their
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: big event, which was the Boston Marathon, and we get.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: It, the pressure cooker.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: Cooker did it?
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: You were the twins.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: And then we realized what a mistake we made and
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: we went hid in boats boats. Remember that that was crazy.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: That movie is awesome, by the way, Patriot and the
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: Dock is really good too. I drove by the house
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: that No, it's Mark Wahlberg.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Timothy Shawman is just a hot Asian kid that got
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: into Harvard. I can't believe those kids got into Harvard.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: No, they were at you mass imoking.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: They went to the school Cambridge Ringe in Latin, which
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: is like a quarter mile from Harvar. Really that's where
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: they went. Yeah, legends one of them, the older one
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: was a I think a m m A.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I mean they put the one on Rolling Stone that
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: was great the cover and they had him looking hot and.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely like air brushed his face and shipped. In
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: the edit, some added some like sout on his cheeks.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: We're just gonna sprinkle a little charcoal over your face
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: for this photo. We used to smash mailboxes and stuff.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: And at one point we were buying like like guns,
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: like not like real guns, but like the airsoft guns,
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: and we were just like shooting out lights and ship.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: And one time we're driving around and I'm sure I'm
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: not gonna get arrested for this, but uh, we were
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: driving around exactly a statue of Liberty and we're shoot,
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: we're shooting at ship and all that stuff. And then
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: there was a big you know how like at the
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: end of a driveway there's like a big light, you
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: know what I mean. So we're trying to shoot out
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: these little lights and all that stuff and totally dangerous,
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: could have fucking killed somebody whatever.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: But then we were like, oh, we should shoot out
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: that light.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: And I go, I got one better, and I had
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: a little like revolver like it was a revolver, but
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: it was an air thing, and I just went up
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: the light and I just fucking.
• 47:10
  Speaker 10: Smashed it, just hop right bag in the car.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: We were sixteen or seventeen gun but it is yeah, yeah,
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: that's pretty bad.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: What's crazy is like you could you could buy a
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: home in a really nice neighborhood and be like, we
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: wanted to live here because it's safe.
• 47:27
  Speaker 10: And I'm from Sias.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: Unruly teens do that in your fucking gates and you
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: have to pay, yeah, or have to pay like just
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: thousands of dollars to have that light.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: They're bored there. Uh you know, they had money for
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: drugs and stuff and all this shit. Like the town
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: that I'm from is very well.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: And they feel deprived of being able to have these
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: like crazy experiences or like we have to create this
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: like right, that's what poor kids out there who had.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: To Yeah, and like in the early two thousands, when
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: everybody was like doing like whoa.
• 48:02
  Speaker 10: Like bird calls and dips like we all thought.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: You know, I wore do rags and ship like I
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: would like walk around sagu. You went that far, Oh, buddy,
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: I still go that far. I have a do rag
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: in my apartment that I walk around.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: And we were talking about the wiggers in the last
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: episode what oh the wakers?
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Are you not allowed to say it? Or something?
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: No, that wikers is the religion muscle no China the
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Muslims and try.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: To oh that rags.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Do they really?
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: No, we were conflating.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Wigs, a little naughty conflating nothing better than.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Are you not allowed to say?
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: Whigger?
• 48:40
  Speaker 10: Is that like a you know what?
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: You're not allowed?
• 48:43
  Speaker 10: Really you're not allowed?
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you gonna do?
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Put the words back in your mouth.
• 48:50
  Speaker 10: Get that apology right, it's form of statement.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Now, you're not a comedian who tries to push boundaries.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: I said it on Stavros podcast and I didn't know
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: you weren't a to And I'm just like, yeah, I
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: was a wigger and blah blah blah blah, blah and
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: all that. He put that up as a clip and
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: all the comments were like.
• 49:06
  Speaker 10: Whoa hard r on the W word.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's worse to say wig u yeah,
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: because that's like, yeah, because you're putting you're putting a
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: little stank on it yourself. When I was a wigga.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Sounds like a little speech impediment.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: All we used to do was, uh, we went I'm
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: a wiggle.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: What I was just talking about that speech but iman
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: last night with someone because I knew a kid in
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: my school whose name was Robert and he had that
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: fucking speech emtiment, so.
• 49:39
  Speaker 10: Everybody called him Wrobert. It was like what, oh yeah
• 49:43
  Speaker 10: in the house.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's sad because it's the most adorable thing until
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: you're five, and then if you don't kick it, just.
• 49:55
  Speaker 10: You have baby voice.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Oh no, baby voice.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: Saw a dermatologist who spoke that way, and I was like,
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: what happened? How did you get this far?
• 50:12
  Speaker 10: Do you have hot do you take hot showers?
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: You think you're being punked?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Like you know, So it's a very not cool speech impediment.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: But the only thing that we did was we would
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: light uh on. We would light couches on fire on
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: frat lawns.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Whoa, it's like a threat.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Jesus Christ.
• 50:32
  Speaker 10: That's light cross.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, couch is a big thing to light on fire.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: But then they would like come outside like what the what.
• 50:39
  Speaker 10: The hell was it their couch or just a couch.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: We would bring bring couches to them.
• 50:42
  Speaker 10: You bring from spending all this money at.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Ikea brand really flammable.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: You have to set the couch up for four hours
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: before you light it on fire.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: It was like a survivor of fire making challenge.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Where'd you go to college? Oh? Nice?
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: So we uh, I think we did like seven couches
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: over the life of our time.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: There was that like a big frat place, like there were.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: A lot of frats. I was in a frat, but
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: that was like, are like, fuck you guys.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Right, because the frats were the jocks.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all the all the guys on the on my
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: cross country team would always fucking let up the fucking lacrossehouses.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: You guys were cool guys.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: No, No, it wasn't really just coming back with my boyfriend.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: The franchise. The big man with his big fucking muscles
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: and vascular fucking forums makes me sick.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Forms are extreme.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Inside of that forum, he's just christ. I have a
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: vascular buddy that heroin addicts used to come up to
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: him like salivating some drugs. They'd be like, oh, I
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: can't imagine how nice it is to be able to
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: shoot God.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: That's so funny doing heroin and like assuming everyone else
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: is doing heroin. You must have such an easy time ship.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like seeing like a like a fat
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: kid in high school, like you should play football, someone
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: coming up to you being like you should fucking shoot heroin.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but don't you The more you do it, the harder.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like popping the thins and you got to
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: do your ass.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: I might start with my foot.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Oh I hate syringes.
• 52:20
  Speaker 10: I hate taking blood.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: I hate all that ship.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: I hate getting blood drawn.
• 52:24
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I pass out.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Every time, every single time. I don't now a thing
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: where I just have to accept that it's going to happen.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Like I used to be like, okay, all right, all right,
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: all right, I'm good. I'm good, And then and then
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: I'm just like on the floor and everyone's It sucks
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: fainting because when you wake up every you're just you're
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: you wake up to people being incredibly concerned the entire time.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: You tell them before before Oh yeah.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Well one time, this was during the pandemic. Oh yes,
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: remember that unfortunate Well I was you know, we were
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: all checking to see if we had antibodies ship right
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: or whatever, you know, and.
• 53:02
  Speaker 10: You gotta get blood taken. So I went to the
• 53:04
  Speaker 10: City MD.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: And this was the time barbers weren't open, so my
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: hair was like crazy, and you know, I couldn't wash
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: my clothes or anything, so I like I looked like
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: a nut. Went to the smoked weed beforehand, which was
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: the problem. Yeah, I smoked the joint and I didn't
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: eat that day and and uh so I'm like kind
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: of all wonky and uh and then I go to
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: the City m D if anything, which.
• 53:23
  Speaker 10: Is horrible, that's like awful.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: And the guy he's he goes, uh, I go, so
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: I'm nervous. I'm a little bit of a I usually
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: say pussy. I'll go, I'm a little bit of a
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: pussy with this stuff, so you know, try to relate
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: to the Yeah, yeah, trying bust balls. Yeah, I'm a
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: little bit of a pussy. And he went, He's like,
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: because even checking for this, I'm like, so I'm like,
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm a little bit of a pussy and
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: he goes, whoa language and it and then out I
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: just passed out.
• 53:50
  Speaker 10: I was so fucking nervous and then he like made
• 53:53
  Speaker 10: me feel.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: So worse and he's like like, wow, you are a pussy.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well he goes crazy.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: He said before that he was like or at some
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: point he goes, so, is that why you gotta smoke weed?
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: And I go huh and he goes, I get smell
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: it on. You just got to mention it. I'm like,
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: oh my god, kill me now's And then I woke
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: up to him because have you ever fainted?
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: No, you ever fainted?
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: It's fucking brutal, dude. You get like the if you
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: go like like that's happening, and it feels like you're
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: kind of hearing voices and shit. And then but you're
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: also like, oh, I guess I'm gonna go to sleep
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: right now, Like you feel tired and gonna go to
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: sleep and I'm and you're like, yes, I'm just choosing
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: to go to sleep right now.
• 54:31
  Speaker 10: While it's like.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: And then you wake up and everyone's looking over you concerned.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: The guy's like sure, you just passed out. He said,
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: I had a seizure, but I don't believe him. Yeah,
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: fuck that guy, yeah, he said. And then when I
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: passed out at my doctor recently, because I told him
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: what happened and I said, I asked, seizure, blah blah blah,
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: he was like all right.
• 54:49
  Speaker 10: And then when I passed out he woke up. He's like, well,
• 54:51
  Speaker 10: you didn't have a seizure. He's like, I know exactly
• 54:53
  Speaker 10: what it was.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I fainted and I stiffened up, and I was like, oh, yeah,
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: isn't that fucking brutal. That's brutal.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I have a new thing though, that it's like this,
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Uh it's like about this big a plastic thing that
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: you strapped to your arm and it's supposed to stop
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: people from passing out or some shit like that.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: I hate that. Is it the sight or it's literally no,
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: it's the blood being taken.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: It gets me woozy, wow, because blood's being taken. So
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I get all woozy. And then I'm like,
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: because I used to think, oh it's needles and it's
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: the veins, I'm like I just won't look. And then
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: literally the last time the guy goes, okay, well it
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: was you're good. We took it out and I'm like
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, okay, I'll just chill. And then as
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: soon as I went like that, I was like.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Every time every.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: We come, you think, but everyone's invited, dude, I get
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: I think you'd the minute I wake up, you'd be
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: like that wasn't as cool as I was thinking.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Did I tell you guys about when I got blood
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: drawn recently? And the dude was like, uh, he was like,
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: You're not gonna like freak out or anything, right, And
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: I was like no, no, I'm fine, I'll be good,
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: and he's like, are you sure that's so bad? And
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: he was like the last person in here said they
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: were fine, and then they freaked out and I was like,
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: what are you trying to make me freak out?
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: Dude?
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Like I just said I'm not going to freak out.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, where'd you go? And why were you giving blood?
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: I just had a physical Oh god, yeah physical.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm really bad at my job, so you're
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: probably gonna freak out.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: I had another one like that. I was I didn't
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: take my zole offt for like two weeks, and I
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: went to I had to go to a minute clinic,
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Like I was at the stand and I left to
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: go get zolof because I was like, I'm losing my
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: fucking mind. Yeah, and then I went and the dude
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: was like that you're feeling pretty weird. Huh So wait
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: when you don't take zolof, what does that feel like?
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: It's uh it if you don't take it, for like,
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: it's weird because I'll go like three days that taking in.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I'll be fine, but I get like these weird like
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: brains apps.
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: Dude, you take it too. No. I was on side
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: talopram for a little bit strong, so like an anti
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: anxiety medicine, and I was on.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: It for daily or was it for like circumstantially.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: No, it was daily. That was for like probably a
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: year or two. But it actually it started me my
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: suicidal ideation is a lot clearer, which is a side
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: effect for giving the roadmap. It just like it. Yeah,
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: it started to like clarify for me how I would
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: pretty easy, it makes sense. Yeah, And so when I
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: told the psychiatrist that, she was like, we need to
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: get you off this immediately, or I think the first
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: time I didn't.
• 57:35
  Speaker 10: I knew.
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: They told me that I needed to, like we need
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: to wean off, but I didn't listen to that because
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: I remember one day like walking down into the subway
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: and being like, Okay, here comes the train, and it
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: freaked me out because I didn't trust. I felt like
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: my brain was malfunctioning. This was probably like eight years ago,
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: and so then I was like, I can't be on
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: this drug anymore, and I just went cold turkey, which
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: was a really bad idea because yeah, within like four days,
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: because it requires your chemistry and then if you just stop.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: It felt like I remember being so unaware of what
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: was real and what was not whoa in like the
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: middle of the day, I'd sit down on a I
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: remember sitting on this like stone block right next to
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Paragon Sports of course flat iron, and I didn't know
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: if I was sitting on a chair on a block
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: on the ground. I had no idea. And Ilia, it's noon.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Dude, you remember the time when we were I think
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: you were there at the stand. Yeah, I was at
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: the stand and I and I hadn't taken my sol
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: off for like a week, and then I got a
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: new prescription and I took it and I had half
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: a truly and I was like blacked out.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Whoa, Yeah, I had I had to.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: I almost like went home. I was like, I can't
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: go on stage. It's fucked.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So then I that that, Yeah, that was the end.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: It's a strong drug that they give out like candy. Yeah,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: I was. I was at the Jersey Shore, probably like
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: twenty one years old, about to drive up from the
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Jersey Shore the next morning to a rap battle. So
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: I was going home at the at the end of
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: the night. Uh, and I ran into a guy who
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: I guess was selling drugs, just a stranger selling drugs
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: on the street. And I thought, I was he was
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: gonna give me a percocet, and he was like, all
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: I have a Xenx. Was just a random stranger that
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I met. I'd never taken xen x before. I was
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: like whatever, fucking drugs or drugs, And I fucking hopped
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: in the car. The next morning, it's like three hour drive.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I'll just be able to enjoy myself and like pop
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: the xanax in started driving and like immediately I had
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: to find a rest stop to pull over and slept
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: for like four hours.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: Imagine drugs.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had no idea.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: I didn't know it. Yeah, when you were that young,
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: you're just like it is that drugs or drugs kind
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: of thing.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, whatever, take whatever, I don't care. Yeah,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: just give me something. It's like a small amount of
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: a drug. And I was so fucking tired and just
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: popped back up four hours later and finished the drive.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. The absolute disrespect. We were talking about how they
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  Speaker 3: No, SODA's my daddy. You know. It's like we're two
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  Speaker 3: Fucking we play. We both have steam decks, so we're like, well,
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  Speaker 3: watch We don't really like we hang out, but like
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  Speaker 10: I'm gonna go to sleep, but it's fun Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: Why it's just lightlift.
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  Speaker 3: Light lift, I mean yeah every time, Yeah, you're doing
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  Speaker 3: He's the fucking best.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then uh yeah, I mean he's he's he's
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• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: I'm opening for him at town Hall shown November. That
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: nice little yeah, and now we can't do it, not
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: do it? It's yeah, it's and you know, and he
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: doesn't drink either, so there isn't that like we don't
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: like I don't like to party on the road anymore.
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  Speaker 3: I just kind of like like, I'll do the fucking
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: thing and then I'll smoke weed and I'll go jerk
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: off of my hotel.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: And he said, they bring steam decks.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got steam decks. Really, yeah, do you have one?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Now, I've been telling him you should start.
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  Speaker 2: I've been doing a PlayStation I have a PlayStation five.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: I just got one a couple of months on the road. No,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: but I do PlayStation remote play. Was that which is
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  Speaker 2: you set your PlayStation to remote play before you leave
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  Speaker 2: and then it's still play and stuff, and then you
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  Speaker 2: just connect it to your laptop and then when you
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: go on the road, you press you open up the
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: PlayStation Remote play app and you press link PlayStation and
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: then it turns your PlayStation on at home and it
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: mirrors it onto your laptop when you're away.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: And you use a Mac. Yeah, and it doesn't run
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: like absolute dog shit.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: If you have your PlayStation hooked up to like Ethernet
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: at home, it works fine. It for like Call of Duty,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: it's not great because there's like a good amount of
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: it's not even the lag. It's just like weirdly grainy.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: So like anyone that's not directly in front of you,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: you have a hard time aiming and shooting at. But
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: like NC DOUBLEA, you can easily play. I played that
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: for like Tower bro quit fucking around, Yeah, bring your PC.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Do you play games? No?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: No, no, neither of them play games.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: You don't play video games? No.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I just I just try to learn as much to
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  Speaker 1: terminology as possible so I can communicate with sass.
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  Speaker 10: Oh every time my lobby is pretty sweaty, right, Sass.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: Every time I see Brendon, we just talk about videos.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 10: Oh fuck yeah.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: I love games. I just started playing Fortnite. I was like,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: because I'm looking for another game, and I'm like, let
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: me give this dude ass Fortnite a chance. This rules.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta play Apex, Nah, Apex rules, It's so fun.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: Do you ever play Zombie island.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: You know what is that the there's so many zombie games?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: Is that like the first person you know, you're just
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: fucking of zombies on an island.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's it.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, I've played Zombie.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: That was a fun one.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you ever play Half Life? Yes, that's a fun one.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: That's a fun one. Did you play? Oh? I want
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: to be a big gamer, really big time gamer. That
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: was I was. Yeah, that's what they knew me for.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: I know Half Life.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: You don't. I asked you during the movie and you
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: said you didn't.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: That's probably.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: Right. We went and saw Alien Rectum.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: How was it?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: Sorry? Uh?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: Aliens also a video game you can play. There's a
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: horror game where you're walking around the space station, this
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: alien chasing.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: The sh That's what we were talking about. I wanted to,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: I said, I wanted to get into those horror games.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: Horror games rule. I want to get into a horror game. Uh.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: There's two different ones. There's ones where you can actually
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: fight back, and there's ones where if you get caught,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: you're just you're it's more like puzzles and you're like
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: point click, like Resident Evil. You could fight back, which
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: makes it even scarier because you have to kill them
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: or they kill you, you know. Or there's this game
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: called at Something at Dawn where you're in a hotel
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: like at night at dawn or some ship and it's
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: got the like really good graphics, like they look like people,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: and there's a guy stalking you with an axe and
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: we're trying to solve a way to get out of
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: this hotel. And it's three floors, so you have to
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: go to the three floors and you have to keep constantly.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Do you feel scared when you're playing?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, because I turn the lights off and I get
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: all scary. It sounds awesome.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 10: No, get a fucking tower, bro right.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: I don't think you can play on a building.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Did you build yours?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: I actually had help from the guy who got arrested
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: for pedophilia. He set my whole ship up, so now
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: I'm afraid. He like dump some files.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's like, uh, download this too.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's this random thumb drive I've had sticking out
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: of my power for six year old?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: What's his own ass? Dude?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the You've seen the Instagram. I'll see
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: like an Instagram post and I'll be like, you know,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: when you're scrolling Instagram when you randomly just get like
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: some dude who's clearly on drugs and like homeless. Yeah,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: he film is on market, like yeah, and all the
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: comments will just be like they'd be like six hundred
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: terabytes minimum.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 10: I don't really get that they're predicating.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: How many terabytes on his computer?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: Es Jesus.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's always terrbytes. They're never in gigabytes. Oh yeah,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: because they got massive files.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: They But the fact that this guy knows how to
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: build a fucking like a tower or whatever and also
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: knows how to find child porn is like with great
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: power comes great Like.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: You'd almost like you'd almost wonder if he's that technically savvy,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: why is like why is he not better at hiding it?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: How did he get caught? If he's so good?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm wondering, right, But then you realize that
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: the FBI's team of people who the cyber.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: It's like the Frank Abagnail of child porn, Like, you're
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: so good at child porn, we need to hire you.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what I would say. I would go, guys,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: you can use me, please.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Oh catch him. I can get inside the mind of
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: a pedophile.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: Frank, what do you make of this scene? It's a
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: shot on a likea red right. The coloring is all wrong.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: Can see at the edges. This is uh, this is
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: down in Buenos Aires.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 10: Elementary school, Carl Hanray.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: It's a fourteen year old bilingual child.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: Damn, damn, dude, that's fucked up.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: He took it too far.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: I don't think it was me, it's been.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Or maybe the guy was just like maybe he didn't
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: want to be into child porn, but he was just
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: so good at computers that he just wanted to like
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: test himself.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Had to prove to himself that he could access it.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's the final frontier of hacking. Can
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: you get to the child porn?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: He's like a safe cracker that never looks inside the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: safe he opens. Yeah, exactly, I don't even want to know.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: It's king, Isn't There like a big argument though, where
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: Like I guess you could be like I didn't know
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: this was getting downline download like a virus or some shit.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: A friend of mine, I got an xtbox card.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: That's where the terrorbytes become damning.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a friend of mine went down for that, and uh,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: it was the night that I got engaged. All my
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: friend group found out and they were like at the
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: bar afterwards, calling him like drunk, being like.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: What the fuck is like did you do this?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: He's like no, Like I thought I was just downloaded
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: regular porn. Oh my god, who's downloading porn exact? Normal
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: person is downloading exactly?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And now we and now he's out. He's like
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: out of jail.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: And he's still link with him.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: No, but we found out what he did. We found
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: out what what his job was. And he's like at
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: like a tech solutions company like that. It like sounds
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: like a fake evil company that he's working at. But
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: I wonder if it's just like a loophole this company
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: that they can hire pedophiles or something like that. They
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: just find the good.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Where they're like, Okay, let's get the people that know
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: how to hack it.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: The genus is playing for the other team now, corporate
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: being a white collar US attorney or US attorney that
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: prosecutes white collar like financial crimes and then going and
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: becoming the in house counsel for JP Morgan. That happens.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 10: Does that happen a lot all the time.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: That's the that's the routes. They work at the you know,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: the US Attorney's office, and they prosecute financial crime times
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: and then Goldman hires them to facilitate. They're in House
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: Council and they go from making a government salary to
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: tens of millions out.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: It's like the dude the main governor or something, who
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: he was? He got the guy that got hired by
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: the Sackler family. Oh, he like passed a bunch of
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: laws making it easier to get opioids in Maine, and
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: then he like immediately got hired by the Sackler family.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: I think you're right. I remember hearing about that. Yeah,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: that's from Dope Sick.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Right, it's in Yeah, well it's in Dope Sick.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah what spoilers?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: It just happened. You get all your news from Netflix
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: TV shows?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's Game of HBO.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: That's HBO. Sorry, Painkillers is on is on Netflix?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: Oh I didn't.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: That's a great show.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: Was that one good?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: I felt like it would be redundant after seeing Dope Sick.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: It kind of is, but there's different, there's different.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: You had an interview with Tyler, the creator where he
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: was like, I watched Painkillers and It made me want
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: to apologize to Eminem really yeah. Well he was like
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: he was like, he said, he like shit on that
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: Recovery album, which I love.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 10: I love that Recovery album, and he was like, yeah
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 10: when it came out, I ship on it a lot.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 10: And then I watched pain Killers last year and I
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 10: really felt.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Bad for him.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Hilarious to be watching the pain Killer show that impacted
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: like a million people in the United States and being like,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: I feel so bad for Eminem. Yeah, the one dude
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: who came out on top.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you call Marshall.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: He's clean and he's got tens and millions of dollars.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, I call anybody else.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Poor bastard goes out to him. Then dude, well thank
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: you for coming on. Bro.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, we're done.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: We don't have to be. I could go all day.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: I control the fucking I'll go six I'll go six hours.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Well you already peed, bro, you're we can then.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: Know when I pee I come back Second Life.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I swear to life.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, i'll.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: Go, I'll go. We won't. We won't a little small
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: bursts of me. That's that's how much people could take.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: Now let's continue let's go continue, Let's go all right,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: and is there any more pedophile stuff? What I did?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: I was curious about the PC. What are the what
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: are the perks? Because you're a call of duty guy. Yeah,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: so what's the point of having a PC?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: You know what? It's just faster and you can stream better,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: like because stream you can uh yeah, twitch that TV
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: slash SAgs two riches and you can you can stream
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: on like obs and ship and it like looks whereas
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: like if you have a p S five and you
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: want to stream, all you have is that little camera
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: in the corner and you use there.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: I used to stream when I was in high school
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: and I would stream for one dude and the same
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: dude would watch every single time and he donate like five.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: Bucks and crazy, here's a little tip, what would you
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: take your pets off?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: Have you ever tried that?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: You actually might get more followers if you lick your
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: lips a little bit more, dude.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: At one point I had at one point, I had
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: thirty teen viewers and I was having like a full
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: on panic attack. Bud, he couldn't contact.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 10: I had a guy.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: I had a fucking guy. I fumbled the bag r
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: on that there was a guy with millions of streamers
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: who at the end of his so at the end
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: of your stream, you can you can host and throw
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: all your followers into someone else's room. And he chose.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: He was just he went like this, like someone showed
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: me the video because they follow him and they were like, dude,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: when he picked you, he was just like, he's like,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: let's find a guy.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 10: He was kind of insulting about it.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: He's like, it's find one of these uh like no followers,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: and he goes to my thing and luckily something funny happened.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: He's like, all right, this guy puts like tons and
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: tons of people, like thousands and thousands of people in
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: my room and I'm like, oh, hey guys, and you're
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: trying to You're like I had like fifteen people and
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: then it's like fal seven hundred thousand, and I'm.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 10: Like, hey, you guys, you're trying to get and it's going.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: Clink clink clink, like it's going very short, and you're like,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: I'm going like printce teco on Twitter.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 10: Between it.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: And then and then they literally just went down to
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: like forty That's so brutal.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: That's crazy though. The hosting thing is pretty insane.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 10: I know, it's so cool.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: I used to watch like Ninja host like small streamers,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: and that was when he was getting like literally getting
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: like half a million people watching live.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 12: Jesus Christ, these fucking guys, man, dude, one time, who's
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 12: watching these guys though, because I've never met anyone who's
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 12: actually in I used to watch Ninja's like YouTube videos
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 12: in high school, but I would never like go on
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 12: twitch and watch.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: His Actually I'd rather play the game. But there is
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: a guy called good griefs on uh on h what
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: are you doing? You forging? I had a.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: Funny thing to add, but Tess came over the top.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 10: So what do you have that?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: I just didn't even want to say it anymore. It's yeah,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: maybe I'll go to guys.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: That's crazy, all right, Well I guess we can end it.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: Look those fucking douchebags.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what the fuck it?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: Dude?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: If you if it would be really funny if you
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: left with them, that would be if you were really funny,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: you would leave with Now.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: I don't abandon the guests. No, it's not a ship
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: that I run.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 10: This ain't hard for me at all. Okay, I can
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 10: I could do this.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: With nobody in this room.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: I was having fun talking about streaming Francis when we're
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: not talking about fucking the arts.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 10: Francis got sensitive.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh my god, this a little bitch ass,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: he said. SaaS interrupted me. So yeah, let me guess
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: something about Congress.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: Or what.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: You're dead on.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: That wasn't interrupting, right, that was we're riffing.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 10: You interrupted.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: You did interrupt.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: I don't like that at all.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: So what you guys go on the road together and
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: you argue all the time, What do you argue about?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: You really don't argue. It's just like casual annoyed with
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: each other.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a casual banter.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's funny when you get into like an argument
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: with like a buddy and you have to end. They're like, hey,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: do we have to talk about something? And you're like, look,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: this is how it is. You annoy the shit out
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: of me. Sometimes you're like a brother to me, Like
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: you just annoy me. So just be prepared to be annoyed, Francis,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: what were you going to talk about?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: But isn't it It's like a situation where like they'll say, like,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: do we have to talk about that, and you're like,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: I never even thought about it for a second after
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: the conversation ended.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: All the time, I'll have a buddy that's like, hey, man,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: you never call me, and I'm like, I don't call anybody. Yeah,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: what are you talking about? I never call anybody. Yeah,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: I'm I I I isolate when I'm when i'm sad. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: full isolation. Oh he's coming, He's coming you guys.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 10: But that was really funny what you said.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah kidding me.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 10: I'm starting to feel bad. I don't want to I
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 10: don't want to keep you guys.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Let's what are you talking about?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: I have second life because I just pee? All right,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: get this thing going?
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: Thing really is the second life.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: Why don't you guys go build yourselves a computer and
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: run and I will talk. Here's what happened because you
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: were talking about watching watching the people dwindle in COVID.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: When COVID fell, I remember who was it? It was
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: do you know the guy the tank Sinatra? Yeah, he
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: has whatever millions of followers, and he did this thing
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: where he was like he hit me up and he
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: was like, hey, why don't we do we each put
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: in a thousand bucks, and we do I'll do a
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: thing from my main account that if you follow these
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: three accounts, we'll choose someone at random to win three
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars and like it'll help grow your follower account.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: And I was like, okay, so I pitched in a
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: thousand bucks and I gained eighty thousand followers. Wow, yeah
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: sounds great. And then they chose the winner, and then
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: I lost fifty thousand. Once the thing was over, and
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: then the remaining thirty thousand, I would post videos and
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: stuff and all of the comments would be like, how
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: on earth am I following this?
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 10: Why am I following?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: Who are you? What the fuck is this? I don't
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: even know how I found this account. This guy sucks?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: This is It was just like and I was watching
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: that and then it all dwindled right back down to
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: the same number that I rally.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: Well, that's funny when you get like when you do
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: like a video that goes kind of viral or whatever,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: and you get like, say like thirty thousand followers, and shit,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: it starts becoming like you're holding this faberge egg that
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: is your account, and you're like, okay, and like, if
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: you like show it in a weird white people like.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 10: No, don I don't.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: I don't like if you the next thing you.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 10: Post can make you lose.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: It's like, do you like this?
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: You also like this?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: That's why, that's why the talk, that's why all the
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: big TikTokers, they get big off of one video and
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: then they just recreate the video for the rest of them.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I was thinking about this the
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: other Jesus Christ the other day, not the first time
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: I ruined the couch.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: I ruined it jd Vance.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 10: The I was thinking about this the other day.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: The people that make TikTok videos and Instagram videos where
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: it's repeating that thing that worked for them. That is
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: our version as comedians or entertainers or whatever. The fuck
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: of people with fucking taglines and like slogans.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 10: That's our getter done, that's our fucking.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: I can't breathe. You can't breathe When I can't breathe
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: while I yawned to try to get a breath, why
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: can't you breathe? I'm just full of anxiety. I went
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: off this telepan eight years ago. Hey man, it's gonna.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: Be okay, Hey kid, breath exactly.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: I need a deep breath to fill my lungs. I'm sorry,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: I agree. It's I was saying, just do it, Nike
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: all that.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 10: Well, like no, it's not even like just do it
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 10: or whatever.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like comedian fucking being like, uh, you know,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: what's another one, like you might be a redneck like
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: even stuff that's funny whatever, like you know, but that's
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: our version of it. No comedian has a fucking tagline anymore.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: It's there, but when something hits now they're just recreating
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: it and that's their fucking tagline.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: Or it's also just like doing comedy, how you guys
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: just go up and till the same jokes over and
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: over again.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Charlie dance.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: Ron doesn't believe in that because the rat battle ers
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: they just do the thing, They do the set once
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: ever and then it's done.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: You do it one time, that makes sense, and then
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: what if you battle the same guy and you're like,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: I'll just use the same but.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: Then everybody heard it because it goes You do it
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: once and then it goes out and then it's out.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: The material material is always done once. You have to
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: do it perfect and then burned right away.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: So for stand ups in your mind, like the purest
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: form of artistic value that they could give is to
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: never repeat the same settle.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: Right exactly like Ron thinks that, like Matt Rife is
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: the purest because crowd work.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: He's a nice guy. Though he is a nice guy.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 10: I do have a problem with Netflix.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure he has no control over this,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: but the Netflix, uh, you know, pushing the thing of
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: like the first crowd work video that we've ever made,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: that's Toddry big J. Todd Berry Big J didn't have
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: a special on Netflix as a crowd work special, right,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: I don't think going on, but they did produce Todd
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: Barry Todd Barry is Special and or they put it
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: on their platform and it was a crowd work special.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 10: So they're just kind of like completely ignoring it.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Wasn't the tour called like the crowd Work, but it
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: was it was.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 10: Called the crowd Work Special all like that.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: So I don't know, that's a little funky to me.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: And I, you know, not gonna tell anybody how to
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: live their life. But if that were me, I would
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: tweet something out like I would go like, actually, Todd
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: was the first one Todd did tweet about it.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: That's how I know about it. Oh really yeah, he
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: tweeted it and said it was he got.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Some fucking lip fillers and his jaw done.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Todd Barry would be so funny.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Todd, cos he's like.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 10: The Rizzler.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: He was a little bit more fuckable.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: He's like, I think he has one of the funniest
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: Instagram accounts ever. Really his when he just posts photos
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: with his cat and he's just like, and people say,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: manly men can't have cats.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: It's so funny entertainment for you.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: I love it, dude. He posted a video he goes
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: in a video with the paparazzi filter on and it's
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: just him recording his cat and I forgot what his
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: cat's name. But he's like, paparazzi just won't stop taking
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: photos of my cat.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: He is so funny man. He like starts every He said,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: he's like, finally a famous person.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: But recognized me from Pootie Tang.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: So your tip is stealing. He's got this joke where
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: he's like he's not a new a friend, and he said,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: I have a great tip on how to get free
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: internet when you go to a hotel. He goes, you
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: log into the internet and tell him it's not working.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: They'll they won't turn it off, and blah blah blah,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: and he goes, so your tip is stealing. I got
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: this great tip on how to get a little lady's purse.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: Did you watch his his new special, the one on YouTube?
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: And he starts it off and he does this big
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: bit about him going to get girl scout cookies and
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: there's a massive.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: Line Todd Barry bits. There's a massive Oh, come on,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: I love Todd Barry, but come on.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: There's a massive line for the girl. And he's like,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: he waits in line, and he gets to the front
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: and you're like, what's up? What's with the line? And
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: the mom goes, he goes her face is on the box,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: and then and then he goes at the end and
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: then the bit ends and he goes, he goes, I
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: was talking to a good friend of mine, Chris Rock,
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: and he said, he said, when you're film your special,
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: make sure you started off with a really funny bit.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: And then he goes, I believe I've done just that.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: That is funny. That paid off for me, but it
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: almost didn't. And I need you to know that there
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: was a long time.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: I still see things just.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: Like Francis is like, fuck Todd, Yeah, no, it's all right, man.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 5: If I I don't know, I uh.
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  Speaker 10: What's your Todd Berry story?
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 5: I gave him a ride home a couple of weeks ago.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 5: Oh nice in my car car Yeah.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: Tesla series nice get real address.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: He lives near Union Square. I don't know, all.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: Right, you weren't at this you were at the Standard
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: Seller of course.
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  Speaker 3: Nice, of course, love that place. Legend, legends, chopping legends,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: just driving home.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hands free because its Tesla. Just fucking talking to
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: each other, shaking hands, making eye contact with each other,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: a good conversation, need.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: And need.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: Shad, shaking hands, the whole drive.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: This big screen gets pack. Man.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: You can play some fun games on that screen.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: Can you watch Netflix on it too?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah you can.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 10: And you can make little fart sounds.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: Really, it's got like a built in fart app classic elon.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 10: That guy is a real jokester. Yeah, that guy loves joking.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: What did he say on Twitter?
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: He was like maybe I'm just too like what he
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: said something like he was like pondering the universe. He
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: might have say autistics like maybe I'm just too autistic
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: or something that's funny. He's always just hitting like my
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: autistic ass jokes on on Twitter, on X, just leaning
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: into it too much.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: My theory is that he burned out in the first
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: half of his career because if you read the biography,
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 5: he used to sleep at the factory. Yeah, like the exactly.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 5: And now I'm like, how does he have time to
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: be going over the mechanics of SpaceX and Tesla and
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: the boring company and all these different things when he
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: seems to be just on Twitter all fucking day, Like,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: is he a meeting somebody?
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: There's probably a lot of people.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: Twe tweeting memes about Kamala and stuff.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: Like Antonio Brown's Twitter, and everyone's like, Antonio Brown is
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: a comedic genius. Yeah, he's He's never once open to Twitter.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: There's like thirty people working for him.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: Seems like his voice, it's so unpredictable, and you'd have
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 5: to believe that if he does have people vetting them
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: or tweeting for him, then he's checking the tweets because
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: they're so insane. They're like, yeah, that's true.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: Shit, Well didn't they say that when Trump was in office?
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: Like one of every ten tweets of his would actually
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: go like he'd write like one hundred tweets and they'd
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: be like, we're not going to put out any of these.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: They're crazy.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: It's so weird, man. It's like our planet is so
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: fucking strange in a way where we have like the richest,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: smartest man in the world and he's got like fucking
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: uncle energy where he's like.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 10: Okay, cancel me, but you know, you can't say anything anything.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 10: You're the smartest, richest man in the.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: World and you're doing that.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: He has like a twenty one year old like social
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: media manager that's in charge of him.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 10: That's like, I can't say that.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: It's also like arguing with his kids on Twitter now, Yeah,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: like I should I should have named you X four
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: two five.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: Don't you think the richest family in the world would
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: not be like getting in Twitter arguments.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: I just feel like there needs to be a little
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: bit more class.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: Can we class it up?
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: I think I think we can all agree we're just.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: A little bit more class. I think Francis you'd be
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: on board with that.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 5: A little bit more class ship. Hell yeah, dude, seven
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: peanut butter cups. I'm gonna want some of those.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: Is there a bowl of some somewhere?
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 5: Just bring that from home. There's a bunch we can
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 5: go to the snack Actually, well, I.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: Say, yeah, yeah, all right. Check out Brendan special on YouTube.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, thin Lips on YouTube, and yeah, that's it.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: I like the name, thanks dude, but I like your
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: I like I like thin Lips, and I like SAgs
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: to Riches. Thanks gave me a good chuckle.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: Glaze Fest over here, another funny name.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: It's better than just like Brendan Saglow Yeah presents.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, live at the fucking who cares?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't have to explain your glazing.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: Hey man, don't get jealous that people are complimenting someone else.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: Okay, anytime we still like someone starts complimenting on this pot,
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: we we do that.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: We say on the same way glaze Fest on the
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: same way. I would yell at like co hosts. I'd
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: be like, not just sucking cocker ran.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, listen to watch watch Brendan's special. Pop Punk
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: Francis is going to be in Austin soon, I don't tell.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: Set should be out by now. Nice dude, thank you,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: and that's all we'll see you guys, next episode, Goodbye,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: m
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 10: Hmm.