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Hour 3 - Marketing? · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Knock, knock, who's there.
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  Speaker 2: It's our birth three, our number three, and we react
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  Speaker 2: to a marketing fail in the airline industry. Toss up
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  Speaker 2: question worst move the Dallas Mavericks giving away Luka Donzig
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  Speaker 2: or Southwest Airlines charging for bags and goofing on the
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  Speaker 2: Dallas Mavericks. We'll talk about that. Also, the seventy six
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  Speaker 2: Ers will be looking to trade Paul George by George
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  Speaker 2: this offseason. What are the odds they find a partner
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  Speaker 2: and what is your reaction to a longtime NBA executive
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  Speaker 2: Darryl Mory revealing the seventy six ers use artificial intelligence
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  Speaker 2: for input when they draft players or acquire players.
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  Speaker 1: We'll discuss that as well.
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  Speaker 2: Also fifth hour podcast today, But right now here it
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  Speaker 2: is our number three.
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  Speaker 1: You've got good.
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  Speaker 2: Marketing, you've got bad marketing, and you have whatever.
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  Speaker 1: This is welcome.
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  Speaker 2: In the beginning of another hour of the Benmathers Show.
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  Speaker 2: will be open. You could argue that this story our
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  Speaker 2: lead this hour is also part of lame jokes. It's
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  Speaker 2: a bit of a pop culture story mixed in a
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  Speaker 2: giant enigma. So an NBA team took some shrapnel, some
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  Speaker 2: shrapnel from the airline industry. Try to explain this to you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you the thumbnail version of events. So
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  Speaker 2: there's this airline called Southwest Airlines. They've been around for
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  Speaker 2: a while and they decided they wanted to screw over
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  Speaker 2: their customer base. And so, how could you screw over
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  Speaker 2: your customer base? Why don't we change our bag policy?
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  Speaker 2: And we've always had free bags and that's kind of
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  Speaker 2: our thing, and so let's end that and we'll only
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  Speaker 2: give it to preferred a list customers or people that
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  Speaker 2: have our little credit card and you'll get the free bags. Previously,
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  Speaker 2: anybody who bought a ticket got two free check bag
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  Speaker 2: and that was a good deal, that was a perk,
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  Speaker 2: that was what made them special. So they changed it,
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  Speaker 2: and they're getting absolutely cooked. And in an effort to
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  Speaker 2: try to deflect away some of the negativity, they decided
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  Speaker 2: to use some comedy people.
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  Speaker 1: Very upset.
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  Speaker 2: Majority of the customers are not happy, as you would imagine,
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  Speaker 2: and so the airline decided to somebody in their social
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  Speaker 2: media wing, which is probably like some high school kid
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  Speaker 2: or something, but some young punk to said, you know,
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  Speaker 2: let's take a shot at the Dallas Mavericks and their
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  Speaker 2: decision to trade Luca Doncik.
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  Speaker 1: They did this on social media. They sent out the.
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  Speaker 2: Following zinger from the official Southwest Airlines account, a multi
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  Speaker 2: billion dollar airline. They said, it's not like we traded Luca.
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  Speaker 2: We've made updates to our bag policy and you're still
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  Speaker 2: going to love flying with us. What hasn't changed, they say,
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  Speaker 2: are our Southwest hospitality and you all know and love that.
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  Speaker 2: They said, all right, so let us discuss toss up question.
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  Speaker 2: Toss up question, you make the call worst move the
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  Speaker 2: Mavericks giving away Luca Donzig or Southwest Airlines charging for bags?
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  Speaker 1: Worst move.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So I have Tom Petty Sharpie and Cya
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  Speaker 2: not Cia. Cya will combine all these things together and
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  Speaker 2: we are going to make a giant headache, which if
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  Speaker 2: you fly Southwest Airlines regularly, you like to know about.
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  Speaker 1: The whole headache things. So, first of all, this is
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  Speaker 1: not even close.
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  Speaker 2: Now, the Luca Donzig trade was basketball malpractice, right, It
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  Speaker 2: wasn't the trade. It was a giveaway that was strategic incompetence.
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  Speaker 2: It was malfeasance, is what it was by the Dallas
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  Speaker 2: basketball team. It was so terrible that it makes you
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  Speaker 2: think there's some kind of cabal, deep state conspira involving
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  Speaker 2: the league office, Adam Silver, big television deals.
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  Speaker 1: In a smoke field room. It's that bad.
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  Speaker 2: That said side by side the Luca trade versus Southwest
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  Speaker 2: Airlines deciding to charge for bags. The arrow is clearly
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  Speaker 2: pointing right there at Southwest Airlines. Because you see, not
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  Speaker 2: everyone watches basketball, not everyone loves sports.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have the sports sheen like we have.
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  Speaker 2: But pretty much every man, woman, and even child at
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  Speaker 2: some point has to travel to see relatives or you're
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  Speaker 2: going on vacation. So this is a self inflicted wound,
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  Speaker 2: and it reminds me of how tone deaf you can be.
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  Speaker 2: And it also channeled this Tom Petty song from back
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  Speaker 2: in the day called the Last Last DJ Song was
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  Speaker 2: actually supposedly a tribute song to the great DJ Jim Ladd,
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  Speaker 2: who was an LA DJ legend on the LA Radio
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  Speaker 2: doll And so Tom Petty was a radio listener and
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  Speaker 2: he wrote this song They're all gone now but the
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  Speaker 2: Last DJ, And it was about the crap that was
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  Speaker 2: going on in.
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  Speaker 1: The radio business.
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  Speaker 2: And one of the lines in there really resonated as
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  Speaker 2: a lifetime radio nerd, and it was that all the
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  Speaker 2: boys upstairs want to see is how much you'll pay
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  Speaker 2: for what you used to get for free. And as
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  Speaker 2: a general rule in business, if you charge the customer
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  Speaker 2: for something that was once free, people will no longer
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  Speaker 2: use the product. That's just a general rule. Like I'll
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  Speaker 2: give you an example. I used to be a daily
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  Speaker 2: reader of the New York Post. He used to read
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  Speaker 2: the New York Post every day. They now have a paywall.
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  Speaker 2: I stopped reading it. I don't read it because it
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  Speaker 2: was free, and now they're tried, so good luck. I
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  Speaker 2: hope other people pay for it.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't paying for it.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go find the content somewhere else. If you charge
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  Speaker 2: people for something that was once free, people stop using it.
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  Speaker 1: Is the most.
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  Speaker 2: Basic rule of business. And the Mavericks obviously people upset.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna lose fans. And there'll be other basketball players
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  Speaker 2: that come along, and there'll be some good ones and.
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  Speaker 1: Some bad ones and all that. But again, not everyone
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  Speaker 1: likes basketball.
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  Speaker 2: The reason that so many people fly Southwest airlines was because, hey,
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  Speaker 2: it's not the greatest airline, the planes aren't the newest,
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  Speaker 2: but you get.
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  Speaker 1: The free bags, save some bucks.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like the ticket prices are all that much lower,
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  Speaker 2: or there even any lower at all. They're very competitive
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  Speaker 2: the airline prices, and so my experience flying around is
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  Speaker 2: that many of the other airlines have better planes, and
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  Speaker 2: if you're gonna be paying the same amount, why would
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  Speaker 2: you fly with Southwest?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Now?
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  Speaker 2: Secondly, to fill Hadelphia, we go the city of bad
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  Speaker 2: basketball and good football.
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  Speaker 1: So after the season there circling the drain.
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  Speaker 2: This season in the pro bouncy ball team in Philadelphia,
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  Speaker 2: we're now hearing the seventy six ers will be looking
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  Speaker 2: to trade Paul George by George this offseason. So what
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  Speaker 2: are the odds? First look, what are the odds that
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  Speaker 2: the Philadelphia basketball team is able to find a.
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  Speaker 1: Partner for the ex Clipper Paul George.
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  Speaker 2: So I have the Malord sportsbook odds at plus seven hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Now that implies if you're bad with matth, that implies
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  Speaker 2: a little over twelve percent. Yes, about twelve and a
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  Speaker 2: half percent chance they find a trade partner. Here's why.
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  Speaker 2: Paul George at this point is a brand ambassador for Sharpie. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: he's got so many black marks near his name. He
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  Speaker 2: is a shell of what he had been in his
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  Speaker 2: salad days. He's a consulting doctors right now on options.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a groin injury and a knee injury. Surgery
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  Speaker 2: on both possible. Paul George also has one hundred and
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  Speaker 2: sixty million dollars left on his contract, which wouldn't be
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  Speaker 2: a problem if he was still good. Spoiler alert, he sucks.
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  Speaker 2: He's passed is used by date. He's under contract till
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  Speaker 2: he's aged thirty seven. Now, he does have a player option.
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  Speaker 2: The way he's playing, there is no way he doesn't
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  Speaker 2: play that player option because no one else is going
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  Speaker 2: to give him that kind of money, and he seems
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  Speaker 2: to be more worried about his fledgling podcast than his
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  Speaker 2: jump shot.
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  Speaker 1: And so the way this would work all of that,
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  Speaker 1: how how.
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  Speaker 2: Is the Philadelphia basketball team going to be able to
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  Speaker 2: trade Paul George?
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  Speaker 1: The greater fool theory.
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  Speaker 2: The greater fool theory, so players are traded from one
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  Speaker 2: fool that'd be the original team to a greater fool
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  Speaker 2: at an increase price, until eventually the jig is up.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot find a greater fool, the value plummets, and
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  Speaker 2: then that's it. And so that's where we are. Are
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  Speaker 2: we at the end of the greater fool theory? How
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  Speaker 2: lucky are the Golden State wars? I watched a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of the Warriors game against Sacramento last night, and
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  Speaker 2: Golden State was all horny to get Paul George.
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  Speaker 1: They wanted Paul George.
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  Speaker 2: The Clippers would not trade Paul George to Golden State,
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  Speaker 2: which is in hindsight, they should have done, because he
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  Speaker 2: sucks and you could have completely screwed Golden State, So
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  Speaker 2: bad job by the Clips. They could have a sign
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  Speaker 2: and trade and dropped that albatross in the Bay Area.
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  Speaker 2: But nonetheless, good luck Paul George Philadelphia. They've had some
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  Speaker 2: other things. My final fought here the seventy six Ers
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  Speaker 2: team president Darryl Moury, who somehow kept his job when
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  Speaker 2: he was involved in the whole great China Hong Kong
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  Speaker 2: situation remember years ago.
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  Speaker 1: And that was quite the glorious NBA story. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so seventy six Ers team president Darryl Mory.
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  Speaker 2: Does anyone get more love from basketball writers than Daryl Mory?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, these guys are they give him a tongue bath.
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  Speaker 2: They give Daryl moriy a tongue bath. The nerdy basketball
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  Speaker 2: writer loves Daryl Morriy. So Daryl Morray said he absolutely
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  Speaker 2: gives AI and large language models a vote in all
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  Speaker 2: of his decision making processes with the seventy six ers.
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  Speaker 2: He said something called he said this to the Pablo
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  Speaker 2: Torre podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea who that is or what that is.
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  Speaker 1: He said.
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  Speaker 2: We absolutely use models as a vote in any decision
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  Speaker 2: Maury said, regarding like draft picks and roster moves. So question,
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  Speaker 2: what is your reaction to longtime NBA executive Daryl Moray
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  Speaker 2: revealing the seventy six ers use artificial intelligence on team
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  Speaker 2: decisions that they get a vote in team to dec
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  Speaker 2: so my initial thought is wowser's It's one thing to
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  Speaker 2: google something, right, but to weigh that in the process.
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  Speaker 2: It's like you've got five people voting, four human beings
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  Speaker 2: and then you've got AI. So that means AI. Conceivably,
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  Speaker 2: if it's a deadlock two two.
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  Speaker 1: Human being human being, then you've got AI deciding what
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do. Yikes.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I will tell you this is not a good
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  Speaker 2: endorsement of artificial intelligence. Daryl Moriy with AI has assembled
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  Speaker 2: an overpriced honeywagon of a team. If you don't know
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  Speaker 2: what a honeywagon is, bad job by you. It's unwatchable.
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  Speaker 2: Direk is what it is. And again basketball scribes the
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  Speaker 2: Darryl Moray has them eating out of the palm of
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  Speaker 2: his hand. I don't know how to say it now.
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  Speaker 2: My theory is that one of the.
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  Speaker 1: Main reasons Darryl Morray uses the artificial intelligence is because
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  Speaker 1: of CYA, not CIA. CYA ergo cover your ass. It's
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  Speaker 1: job security.
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  Speaker 2: You can look out for the best interest of yourself,
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  Speaker 2: meaning you passed the womb and I worked in the
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  Speaker 2: radio world, and in my world, I don't know so
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  Speaker 2: much anymore. But they used to have these things called consultants,
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  Speaker 2: and consultants were a way for the people that were
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  Speaker 2: programming the radio station to keep their job because if
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  Speaker 2: they made a decision to make a change and then
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  Speaker 2: the change didn't work out, they could say, well, it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't it my decision. I just listened to the consultant,
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  Speaker 2: So it's theirful. It's passing the buck, is what it is.
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  Speaker 2: You're passing the buck to somebody else. But if AI
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  Speaker 2: not Alan iverson, but if artificial intelligence gets a vote,
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  Speaker 2: Darryl Mories sounds like he's he's on the cutting edge,
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  Speaker 2: you know, a way to go and all that, but
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  Speaker 2: it gives him plausible deniability, and you always want to
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  Speaker 2: have that plausible deniability.
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  Speaker 1: What me, it was the AI.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's the algorithm that's the problem, and you
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  Speaker 2: gotta have someone to blame, and that's the deal, and
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  Speaker 2: et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. It is the Ben
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  Speaker 2: Malor show. We have no no artificial intelligence. People that
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  Speaker 2: listen to the show tell me we have no intelligence
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  Speaker 2: on this show at all, but we are here. It
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  Speaker 2: is it is a show.
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  Speaker 1: Time now for the Malor Riddle of the Day. And
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  Speaker 1: So we're heading into the final few days of conference
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  Speaker 1: tournament week, and then on Sunday there'll be this thing
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  Speaker 1: called Selection Sunday, and then we'll know all the teams,
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  Speaker 1: and every gas bag and blowhard will suddenly become a
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  Speaker 1: college basketball.
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  Speaker 2: Expert, and for one week everyone will be talking about
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  Speaker 2: college basketball. It'll be the most glorious thing in the world.
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  Speaker 2: And then we'll all forget about it. We'll all just
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  Speaker 2: you in the court of hot sports takes in sports radio.
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  Speaker 2: And now back to Benny Blabermount. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YadA,
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  Speaker 2: YadA YadA. I heard Bill mention Lorena in Ohio, and
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  Speaker 2: I did get several angry emails from people that live
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  Speaker 2: in the great state of Ohio who were upset that Lorena.
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  Speaker 2: I believe what was the term you used there, Lorena.
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  Speaker 2: Uh you described some kind.
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  Speaker 4: Of I don't know, but all I can remember is
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  Speaker 4: the strippers. I feel bad I offended the strippers. I
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  Speaker 4: love strippers. Okay, everything I.
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  Speaker 5: Say in the moment is you know, it's on the tone.
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  Speaker 4: I love my strippers. Okay, Well, shout out to the
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  Speaker 4: strippers in Ohio.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you do not do not walk that back.
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  Speaker 2: That was a hot take on the strippers. There used
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  Speaker 2: to be some we had strippers that would call the
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  Speaker 2: show real and so it was very odd.
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  Speaker 5: Know, lovely strippers.
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  Speaker 6: Well, there's one that there's one that's got spider webs
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  Speaker 6: on our boobs, and I really, really I appreciate her.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little much. Well it's a little much. But
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  Speaker 1: there's some there's there's a good and ugly. You know,
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  Speaker 1: there's a there's nice, there's ugly, there's beautiful. That takes
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  Speaker 1: all kinds.
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  Speaker 2: And if you really want to see ugly strippers, go
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  Speaker 2: during the day to a strip club. That is, go
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  Speaker 2: to the ballet during the day, that's where because at
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  Speaker 2: prime time that's where the big stars come out. But
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  Speaker 2: during the day, generally speaking, that's not.
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  Speaker 5: Would you be down to do an amateur night, Ben?
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  Speaker 1: What do you what do you get?
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  Speaker 5: You get to get on the poll and be an
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  Speaker 5: amateur stripper?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I could judge it. I don't know that I
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  Speaker 2: would be the one. I don't think anyone wants to
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  Speaker 2: see that. I don't know that that's the content that
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  Speaker 2: anyone wants. That people could have heart attacks and I
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  Speaker 2: don't want that. That would be a nightmare, uh for
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  Speaker 2: the people of the strip club. John, I'm gonna hopefully
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  Speaker 2: I'll meet him, we'll do the Ohio. Am I getting
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  Speaker 2: in trouble now because of what you said about Ohio
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  Speaker 2: when I go to Ohio, don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I just got three new Ohio fall were today who
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  Speaker 1: Time now for the riddle of the day.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: B YU college basketball star Richie Sanders great grandfather invented
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: blank and that is the mallord riddle of the day.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Let's see, does anyone know the answer? BP says Kitty
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: little Kitty litter is the answer.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, He's for me to Tammy in Vegas. Our friend
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Tammy says he invented the Mormon green and jello salad.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Wow, that is disgusting. That looks like that's vomit. Wow.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: All right, Andy in Lionel Lakes in Minnesota, says Richie
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Sanders grandfather, Colonel Sanders, invented Kentucky Fried chicken.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Way too easy? All right? What else do we have?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Page down Stuck in Sacramento says Grandpop's Bernie Sanders invented
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: the jurnal although because it was too cold for him
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  Speaker 2: to relieve himself outdoors in Vermont.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Tell that to the bums in Sacramento.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: From stuck in Sacramento, Jay Dot says he invented the
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: shot clock, a late night drug tester, and a number
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: of you knuckleheads said invented marriage licenses or polygamus. Who
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: else do we have a treadmill, beer holder, solid invention
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: from King Rory, Dental floss from William Who else do
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  Speaker 2: we have?
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  Speaker 1: J T.
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  Speaker 2: The Wingman says pizza It's always the answer on pie
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Day Pizza Milkman Mike and Colorado says he.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Invented the three day weekend. Can't go wrong with that.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: It's see you're soaking. Don't knock it till you try
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: it from Ferg Dog. Homeless tender from Alf the Alien Opiner.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: The great homeless tender is weed man on there?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Who else?
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Miguel on Fire says he invented missionaries on bikes. Chastity
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Belt guessed by Timothy and Northern Kentucky. How to Have
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: a Life Without Fun? The book titled how to Have
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: a Life Without Fun from Clam can't read that. Jim
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Wrights and says his grandfather invented the three point line.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Manuel in Guardena says the modern strap and the concept
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: of the sister wife as a reality show. Sliced bread
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: from Who's Your Daddy? A guy named slice Bread. Let's
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: a reference to a drop from an old college football
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: coach who used to be at Texas A and M.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: And had a ramp because somebody was posting under the
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: name slice Bread.
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  Speaker 1: It was hilarious. Who else do we have? Fudgie always
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: think I found it?
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  Speaker 6: Ben?
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Did you find it?
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: See if I can, I'm just gonna put it's a random.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Button, slice Bread. Let me find out where comes from?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Me find out where comes from? Yeah, you know who?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: You know who that is?
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  Speaker 5: Jumbo Fisher, Jimbo Fisher.
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  Speaker 1: Y know it's on.
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  Speaker 5: There's sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just like, uh, good old Jumbo Fisher, good old Jumbo.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I'd like a jumbo size coach, Jumbo Fisher. I mean, yeah,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: all right. What else do we have? Page Dan Celibacy.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Guests by Fudgie in Boston, the Electric Bulb from Mike
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: the Leprechaun also in Boston, sandpaper from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I can't all right, that's a Loraina. Do you have
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: an answer again? This is one of my favorite Malley
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: riddles of the day. It's why we do the riddle
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: b Yu Hoopstar. Richie Sanders great grandfather invented blank.
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  Speaker 5: Are you ready for my answer?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I am now ready for your answer. All right, all right, wait,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I am dying to know. I am dying to know this.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, spam spam is spam? The answer Now turns
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: out that Richie Sanders great grandfather, the BYU college player
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: his father is grandfather, invented tater tots. Tater tots is
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: the answer. Yeah, you a Tater todd girl. I like
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: you know, I do like me some tots. Ben, you're
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: doing your tammy in Montana's demorcination again.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: I have people messaging me online They're like, I love
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: your Tammy and Montana voice I actually fail for it,
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: and I was like, that's crazy.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: No, they're just being nice to you.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Whow you guys are and Montana boye. But I'm just saying,
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: this is not off of Montana. Okay, this is it.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: It just is regular country bumper.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Can you say, Loraina, it's a pretty girl privilege or
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: something like that. That's what they're doing. They're just sucking
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: up to you because you're you're a young lady. That's why. Uh.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: The tater tot though.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Fun fact, fun fact, fun fact, I said, fun fact.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Fun fact.
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  Speaker 1: The tater tot was developed in nineteen fifty three by
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: the Oorida Company, Frozen Food Company and the founders of
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: that comming. I believe Golden.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Greg f Nephie Gregg and Ross Aaron Butler Senior were
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: coming up with the the recipe, but the the tater talk.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: So congratulations if you've got nobody nobody got that right,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: But just think of it. I mean, if you lived
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: before nineteen fifty three, you did not have the delicious
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: tater tot.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, my god, do you have a favorite place
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: to get a tater tot?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you talking like you're covering
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: your mouth. I don't I don't understand that. I don't.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Well, I actually, you know, like when you put the
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: thingies around your mouth like this, you can put your
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: hands around your mouth like a cup it.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm doing.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: I thought it'd be a more direct sound.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I understand.
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: Anyway, where do you get your tater tots from? Where's
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: your favorite place?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I don't usually get them. Well, no, I mean I
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: usually get them in the frozen food section at the store.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, p tater tots.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, if you put them in the air fryer, they're fine.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: You put oil on top. Typically where I have the
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: cheesy tots, well.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: You put cheese on top of them when you're it's
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: not that hard. I mean, if you get a little cheese,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I can teach you if you want.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: It's a it's a really complicated recipe. You heat up
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: the tater tots and then with about a minute to go,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: you put a little cheese on and then cheese melts,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you have cheesy tater tots.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Wild concept.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: That's a little more work because you gotta cook the
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: chili and you gotta do that separately.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: And then but they the conversion.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: It's like the confluence in Pittsburgh, right, you know, you
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: put everything together there and it forms the mighty Ohio
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: River in Pittsburgh. Well, you put the chili, you put
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: the cheese, and then you put the tater tots together,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: and that's the.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Food confluence, is what that is. So have you ever
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: been to Pittsburgh? No, you have, not, no cool city have.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: So they got the Mahangahila and the Alleghany and then
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: they get together and they have a baby, and then
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: the baby's the Ohio River right there. The baby's the
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: conception takes place right there in Pittsburgh and there's all
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: these like cool.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Bridges and stuff. Yeah, all right, that's the sound of
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: the Ohio River. Being born. Yeah, yeah, all right.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Anyway, we'll take some calls. We do have lame jokes
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: of the week coming up here in a moment. Let's
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: say hello to any meaning mind. Let's go to Tony
• 27:02
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  Speaker 1: Hello, hollering James.
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  Speaker 1: James. Is he having a heart attack or is he
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  Speaker 1: waking up?
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  Speaker 5: I think he's waking up.
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  Speaker 1: James. Hey, you're on the James.
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  Speaker 2: your fat ass up, Jim, you're on the radio. Come on, James, James,
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  Speaker 1: Oh thank god, We'll put him back on hold and
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• 28:44
  Speaker 2: James was so excited by that Mallard monologue about the
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  Speaker 1: Man there by the way for the lame jokes that
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  Speaker 1: we have him. Yeah, I don't think so hold on
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Thomas writes in he says, us ages do call Jimbo
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Jumbo or jim Bob. I chuckled when what's her face?
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Said Jumbo Fisher. That's from Thomas. Thomas appreciated that that
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: was hilarious. When when Jimbo went on that rant, it
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: was so good. Alf says, we love a fun fact
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: about the Tater Tots. They enjoyed that. Ryan says, expanding
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: on the riddle of the day, how many wives did
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: we did he have? There you go, and Ryan says,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: we are all waiting to see Loraine. I guess they
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: want to see you as a stripper, Lorraina, and they
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: would like to see that. Ferg Duck says, unlike Southwest,
• 29:37
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• 29:40
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• 29:43
  Speaker 1: do don't some of the other guys here have like
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: a paywall what's it called where you have to pay
• 29:50
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• 29:55
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• 29:58
  Speaker 4: very special paywall.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: So when they do real big celebrities.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: No really, Yeah, people pay to listen to Yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: I like when they do with Cobra Kai and stuff.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Oh so I can I can do like a side
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• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was saying we should do more interviews.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: We don't do any I know we need to.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know that they're going on podcasts, so
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: we don't even know the name of How does that
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• 30:22
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• 30:25
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• 30:36
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• 30:39
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• 30:42
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• 30:45
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• 30:48
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• 30:51
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• 30:54
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• 30:54
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• 30:56
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• 30:58
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• 31:00
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• 31:02
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• 31:05
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• 32:17
  Speaker 1: here we go, Big Ben's lame jokes. We we mad?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Are you there? We' man? Hello? We'ed made? He's not there?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Did did you get a hold of him? Yeah, he
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: was trying to call in. He did the lines of bare.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: He's not there. All right, we'll do the jokes anyway.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: We'll see if we can find him here in the meantime.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll get a fake weed man until we
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: get the real weed man. But he did speak with him.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: He said he was trying to call.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: In, but the lines were full.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: All right, are you there, fake weed man?
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  Speaker 4: I love.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: All right? Okay. That is the.
• 32:48
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• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Malor Show of the Alright, why does Liza.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I haven't I haven't told the joke yet? Why does
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Lizzo attend a very popular Catholic church? What does she
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: but she enjoys being in a large mass.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: That's a Georgia, all right, well, not not as large anymore.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: What happened to Lizzo after she wore a green outfit?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Weed man hippie chased thinking she was a fat doobie.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: That's Timothy and Norma Kentucky.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: All right, Apparently Lizzo doesn't do list. How about that?
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she has a she has a big charcouterie board.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: That's all. Let's say we can put fake weed man
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: and real weed. Are you there, real weed man? We
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: have the fate.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: No, it's like that Spider Man meme where they're pointing
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: at each other. Who's the real weed man? I don't know?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Are you sure about no? All right? What was what
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: was Lizzo's response when they asked her who she was
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: wearing on the red carpet? He said, a Detroit tent
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: and an awning.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: That's from monkey Bone in Yell, Washington, a guy named
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: monkey Bone.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Well, President Trump plans to rename the largest great lake
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Lake Superior. Did you hear about that? Yeah?
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Two words lake Lizzo, Lake Lizzo got both weed men on?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: How about this?
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: Before this is?
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: This is outstanding?
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Is econ Rose, Minnesota, And it's it's a full moon
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: and we have the Who is the real Weedman? Why
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: was Lizzo allowed to stay.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: In the Garden of Eden? Why?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Well, when the serpent offered her the apple, she said, no, thanks,
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: got any wings?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: You got any? All right? Joe and Virginia Beach? There?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Where were you? Weed man? Original weed man?
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: You were supposed to call in, You didn't call in
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: right away, and then we had the other week?
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I was all right, all right?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Who is who is starring in a sequel to Cocaine
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Bear called Cracked Boar.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Let's Lizzo.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: She'll be playing the boar. That's crew in Minnesota. Where
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: does Lizzo buy her celery? The Stalk Exchange is where
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: she goes. That's George And you liked that one. Fake
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: weed Man, Yes, you thought that was okay.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Why Why is Lizzo's fan club located in Rhode Island?
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Obviously Lizzo is really big in Rhode Island.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: That's a surfer, Todd.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: The comedian, All right, buckle up, fake weed man and
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: real weed man.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: What does weed man hip me call a box of wheels?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: What a mobile? Oh? You've heard that one before. Fake
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: weed Man. That's staying in South Carolina, all the jokes.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Did you hear you hear there making a movie.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: About weed Man's teeth? No, yeah, it's it's called the
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Dirty One.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Is what it's called. That's Eric in Kansas. Is very funny.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Er Oh, why is it such an enormous task to
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: do weed Man's laundry?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Obviously outside of the.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Opecto grass stains everywhere from Terry and Well weed Man tried.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: We Man tried to turn his miserable life around recently.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: By applying for and getting a job at the local
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: car wash. How about that? Yeah? Wow?
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, everyone, everything was going fine until he tried
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: to restructure his contract.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: To work from home.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: That's Tom Tom in Indiana. If weed Man Hippie were
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: magically turned into marijuana, what kind would he be?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: What kind? The sticky? Icky? That would be? What you damn?
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Dan in South Carolina? Why did why did Lizzo reach
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: out to weed Man?
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: She wanted to bring him into the fold? Is what
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: she wanted to That.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Was?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: That was a.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I know, very funny fake We've ben that's Drew in Minnesota.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Very nice here. What else do we have? When when
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: will read? When will weed Man find his teeth broom
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: the same time, Lorena finally gets a mala theme question. Correct,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: that's a Noah in Austin.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Why is weed Man going bottomless on Saint Patti's Day?
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Well, you apparently can't find your bottom teeth still, that's
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: what That's it?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Eric, Eric in Kansas again? Who is weed Man's emergency contact? Live? PD?
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Is your emergency? Drew in Minnesota?
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: What's the problem with weed Man sunbathing on the beach
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: in Mexico? What people call you, Speedo Gonzales is what
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: they call you?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: That's Silver Todd.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Three consecutive Joke Writer of the Year awards for Surfer
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: the Comedian.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Alright, you see page down here. I don't know if
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I can read that one. All right, this is kind
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: of a dark joke. What is the difference between Leveon
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Bell and Aaron Rodgers? What?
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Apparently Leveon Bell keeps in really good contact with his family.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: That's Kurt from Earth. What is worse than Gunner complaining
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: about being on hold? What Gunner getting on.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: The air that Bay Area?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Did you hear that Paul McCartney has can't race in
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: the Boston Marathon?
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was banned on the run he was banned. Alright,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: that's enough. Thank you weed Man and fake Man. We
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: love you guys. All right. I have a good weekend, gentlemen.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you.