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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome to Aaron Menkey's Cabinet of Curiosities, a production of
- 0:07Speaker 1: I Heart Radio and Grim and Mild. Our world is
- 0:13Speaker 1: full of the unexplainable, and if history is an open book,
- 0:18Speaker 1: all of these amazing tales are right there on display,
- 0:22Speaker 1: just waiting for us to explore. Welcome to the Cabinet
- 0:27Speaker 1: of Curiosities. Stick to acting. That's the advice many entertainers
- 0:39Speaker 1: get when they discussed the current socio political climate. An
- 0:42Speaker 1: actor's place is on stage or on screen, pretending to
- 0:46Speaker 1: be different people for our enjoyment. But what are politicians
- 0:50Speaker 1: if not actors? They put on fake smiles and shake hands,
- 0:54Speaker 1: pretending to be one kind of person in front of
- 0:56Speaker 1: the cameras, then turning into regular disappointing selves behind the scenes.
- 1:01Speaker 1: And that's probably why certain entertainers have gravitated toward politics
- 1:05Speaker 1: over the years. Sonny Bono of Sonny and Share Fame
- 1:08Speaker 1: was the mayor of Palm Springs, California, before becoming a
- 1:11Speaker 1: U S congressman and former President. Ronald Reagan got his
- 1:15Speaker 1: start as a radio and film star prior to entering
- 1:18Speaker 1: the political arena. But before all of them, there was
- 1:21Speaker 1: Will Rogers. Will Rogers had gotten his start working on
- 1:25Speaker 1: his family's ranch in Oklahoma in the late eighteen hundreds.
- 1:29Speaker 1: He was the youngest of eight children, but only one
- 1:31Speaker 1: of four to survive past childhood. Rogers set off on
- 1:35Speaker 1: his own when he was twenty two, bound for Argentina
- 1:38Speaker 1: in hopes of running his own ranch and taming wild horses. Instead,
- 1:42Speaker 1: he lost everything and boarded a ship for South Africa
- 1:45Speaker 1: to tend to someone else's ranch. Rogers was someone who
- 1:49Speaker 1: commanded attention, probably as a result of growing up in
- 1:52Speaker 1: a house with seven other siblings. Before long, he had
- 1:56Speaker 1: left the ranch behind for a circus tent, performing writing
- 1:59Speaker 1: and roping tricks for audiences in South Africa, Australia, and
- 2:03Speaker 1: eventually back home in America. It was during a performance
- 2:06Speaker 1: at Madison Square Garden in nineteen o five when his
- 2:09Speaker 1: act got away from him literally. A wild steer made
- 2:13Speaker 1: a mad dash for the crowd, and Rogers sprung into action.
- 2:16Speaker 1: He roped the steer, eliciting cheers from the audience and
- 2:20Speaker 1: earning himself a top spot on the vaudeville stage. As
- 2:24Speaker 1: he gained in popularity, he made the jump to the screen,
- 2:27Speaker 1: starring in silent films and talkies from Westerns to musicals,
- 2:31Speaker 1: and playing all kinds of roles, including cowboys, bankers, and yes, politicians.
- 2:37Speaker 1: But that wasn't enough for Rogers. He had other horizons
- 2:40Speaker 1: to explore. Among them were lectures, newspaper columns, and his
- 2:45Speaker 1: daily telegrams, which were published in over five hundred papers.
- 2:49Speaker 1: He often discussed current events and answered questions from readers,
- 2:52Speaker 1: espousing his homespun wisdom wrapped up in anecdotes from his
- 2:56Speaker 1: own life. He was Ralph Waldo Emerson combined Mark Twain,
- 3:01Speaker 1: so it's no surprise that the American people loved and
- 3:03Speaker 1: trusted him. In fact, had he chosen to run for president,
- 3:07Speaker 1: he probably would have won. Enter magazine editor Robert Sherwood.
- 3:12Speaker 1: Sherwood and his art director Fred Cooper worked for a
- 3:15Speaker 1: humor Republication and had a unique problem on their hands.
- 3:18Speaker 1: It was night and President Calvin Coolidge had decided not
- 3:22Speaker 1: to run for a second term, opening up the floor
- 3:25Speaker 1: to new Republican candidate Herbert Hoover. Meanwhile, Democrats were busy
- 3:29Speaker 1: contending with their own candidate, who had been campaigning against
- 3:32Speaker 1: prohibition while the rest of the party supported it. Sherwood
- 3:36Speaker 1: and Cooper thought it would be funny to come up
- 3:38Speaker 1: with a new party, one that poked fun at the
- 3:41Speaker 1: two sides contending for the presidency, Rogers suggested that they
- 3:45Speaker 1: call it the Anti Bunk Party. Sherwood ran with it,
- 3:48Speaker 1: announcing its formation on May seventeenth of that year, one
- 3:52Speaker 1: month before the Republican and Democrat national conventions, and the
- 3:56Speaker 1: Anti Bunk Party's candidate Will Rogers himself. Now, Rogers didn't
- 4:01Speaker 1: take his candidacy too seriously, remarking whatever the other fellow
- 4:05Speaker 1: don't do, we will. When asked if he would participate
- 4:08Speaker 1: in debates, he responded, joint debate in any joint you name.
- 4:13Speaker 1: On the topic of mud slinging and nasty rumors, Rogers
- 4:16Speaker 1: pointed out that the things they whisper aren't as bad
- 4:19Speaker 1: as the things they say out loud. And perhaps what
- 4:22Speaker 1: endeared him most to the American public his sole campaign
- 4:25Speaker 1: promise that if he was elected, he would immediately resign.
- 4:30Speaker 1: The only venue for his platform was the magazine that
- 4:32Speaker 1: had sponsored him For the four consecutive weeks following Memorial Day,
- 4:36Speaker 1: his satirical musings about the campaign were published for all
- 4:39Speaker 1: to read well. Election day finally came, and before any
- 4:43Speaker 1: of the votes had mentalitied Rogers stepped up and declared
- 4:46Speaker 1: himself the winner, and then fulfilled his promise. He promptly resigned.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Children have a funny way of mimicking behaviors. If a
- 5:07Speaker 1: parent cuts themselves while cooking and says a bad word,
- 5:10Speaker 1: it won't be long before that same word as being
- 5:13Speaker 1: shouted by someone much smaller in the house, And you
- 5:16Speaker 1: better have a good doctor on call when they decide
- 5:18Speaker 1: they want to jump off the bookshelf and fly like Superman.
- 5:21Speaker 1: The thing about kids is they eventually grow out of
- 5:24Speaker 1: that phase. They learn what they know and what they
- 5:27Speaker 1: don't know, and for the things they don't know, they
- 5:29Speaker 1: have teachers who can show them the way. Dr William
- 5:32Speaker 1: Whitney Christmas never got that memo. Christmas was born in
- 5:37Speaker 1: September of eighteen sixty five in North Carolina. He attended
- 5:41Speaker 1: many colleges and academies, earning himself a Bachelor of Arts
- 5:44Speaker 1: undergraduate degree, and a medical degree from George Washington University.
- 5:48Speaker 1: One thing he was not was an engineer. Still, Christmas
- 5:52Speaker 1: had high hopes, so high he forgot about his medical career.
- 5:56Speaker 1: At the turn of the century, enjoined a new hotbed
- 5:58Speaker 1: of innovation, flight, inspired by the right brothers flight at
- 6:02Speaker 1: Kittie Hawk, Christmas launched an aircraft of his own. Well so,
- 6:06Speaker 1: he said, there was no proof, as he had burned
- 6:09Speaker 1: the plane and all the blueprints to secure the secret
- 6:12Speaker 1: of its construction. His next attempt was an aircraft he
- 6:16Speaker 1: called the Red Bird, which boasted a design generously borrowed
- 6:19Speaker 1: from the Red Wing, a plane that had originally been
- 6:22Speaker 1: built by telephone inventor Alexander Graham Bell's company, And just
- 6:26Speaker 1: as he had done with his first plane, Christmas told
- 6:29Speaker 1: everybody his Red Bird had flown. One year later, in
- 6:33Speaker 1: nineteen o nine, he formed his own operation, the Christmas
- 6:36Speaker 1: Aeroplane Company, with the help of three investors. They focused
- 6:40Speaker 1: their efforts on the military, who would be in high
- 6:42Speaker 1: demand for aerial combat vehicles. Christmas struggled for eight more years,
- 6:47Speaker 1: burning through funds and even losing his original investors, before
- 6:51Speaker 1: finally landing an ideal client in the Continental Aircraft Company
- 6:55Speaker 1: of Amityville, Long Island. The world had gone to war
- 6:58Speaker 1: and the United States was in need of planes. Christmas
- 7:01Speaker 1: showed three of his designs to Continental as part of
- 7:03Speaker 1: a hair brained scheme to build them, then used them
- 7:06Speaker 1: to kidnap the Kaiser and forced Germany to surrender. Continental
- 7:10Speaker 1: jumped on board, opting to build the most unique of
- 7:13Speaker 1: Christmas designs. It was a single seat biplane powered by
- 7:17Speaker 1: a Liberty six prototype engine Christmas had procured from the
- 7:21Speaker 1: Army that in and of itself wouldn't have been enough
- 7:23Speaker 1: to raise eyebrows, but his other choices certainly did. For one,
- 7:28Speaker 1: his plane was made almost entirely of wood, with a
- 7:31Speaker 1: wood veneer. Second, the wings were comprised of thin pieces
- 7:34Speaker 1: of metal welded together. They were brittle and weak. However,
- 7:38Speaker 1: Christmas didn't believe in structural engineering or you know, physics,
- 7:43Speaker 1: so he refused to attach struts for stability. He believed
- 7:46Speaker 1: the wings would flap like those of a bird. They
- 7:48Speaker 1: were also quite heavy. The whole plane was. In fact.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Continental saw right away the kinds of problems Christmas designs
- 7:56Speaker 1: would present, and they tried to get him to change it,
- 7:58Speaker 1: but he refused, and they built the plane as it
- 8:01Speaker 1: was planned. Once the Christmas Bullet, as it was called,
- 8:05Speaker 1: was finally finished, it was time to take it for
- 8:07Speaker 1: a spin. Every pilot asked to fly it responded with
- 8:11Speaker 1: a resounding no, until Cuthbert Mills came along. Mills was
- 8:15Speaker 1: an airmail pilot delivering letters by mail all over the country,
- 8:19Speaker 1: and someone who had no problem taking the Christmas Bullet
- 8:22Speaker 1: up into the clouds. He was honored and even invited
- 8:25Speaker 1: his mother to come watch him fly such a unique
- 8:28Speaker 1: and revolutionary aircraft. Mills brought it up to about three
- 8:32Speaker 1: thousand feet on January of nineteen nineteen, an impressive accomplishment
- 8:37Speaker 1: and one that would have reflected well on the plane's creator,
- 8:40Speaker 1: a man who had entered the aviation field with no
- 8:43Speaker 1: experience and only a dream. It's just a shame that
- 8:46Speaker 1: that dream wouldn't last. The Bullet's wings started to flap
- 8:49Speaker 1: at such a high altitude, and in an instant they
- 8:52Speaker 1: were both gone, broken away from the rest of the plane,
- 8:55Speaker 1: which was now hurtling toward the earth. Mills was killed
- 8:59Speaker 1: on act. The prototype engine from the military was destroyed,
- 9:03Speaker 1: and Christmas ran an ad in the newspaper touting his
- 9:06Speaker 1: planes top speed of almost two hundred miles per hour.
- 9:09Speaker 1: He covered up mills death and blamed the crash on
- 9:12Speaker 1: user error before setting to work on a second prototype.
- 9:15Speaker 1: This time he was able to secure a propeller from
- 9:18Speaker 1: the Army. The second Bullet made a stop at Madison
- 9:22Speaker 1: Square Garden before it's made in flight in March of
- 9:25Speaker 1: nineteen There was only one problem. The propeller was too long.
- 9:30Speaker 1: Unfazed and unwilling to postpone the launch, Christmas grabbed a
- 9:34Speaker 1: saw and hacked the blades down to size. The plane's
- 9:37Speaker 1: first flight ended much like its predecessors, with a bang.
- 9:40Speaker 1: It hit the ground and killed the pilot, but it
- 9:43Speaker 1: didn't deter its creator from declaring the Bullet as the
- 9:46Speaker 1: safest plane in the world in Vanity Fair magazine. The
- 9:49Speaker 1: government decided to take a closer look at the cantankerous craft,
- 9:53Speaker 1: and that's when Christmas abandoned it. He lobbied for more
- 9:57Speaker 1: money to continue his research and build more planes. He
- 10:00Speaker 1: told government committees that Germany was going to pay him
- 10:03Speaker 1: a million dollars to outfit their air force with his designs,
- 10:06Speaker 1: and that his Bullet had in fact flown successfully, but
- 10:09Speaker 1: his photographic evidence had been destroyed by the government in
- 10:12Speaker 1: a plot against him. Finally, Christmas sent the United States
- 10:17Speaker 1: Army a bill for one hundred thousand dollars for using
- 10:20Speaker 1: his patented wing design, which they paid. In the end,
- 10:24Speaker 1: William Christmas never went to jail or paid a dime
- 10:27Speaker 1: ind restitution for the men who died flying his planes.
- 10:31Speaker 1: He was never held accountable for his negligence, nor the
- 10:34Speaker 1: various cover ups and false advertising. In fact, Christmas died
- 10:39Speaker 1: very old and very rich. One might even say he
- 10:43Speaker 1: was merry. I hope you've enjoyed today's guided tour of
- 10:49Speaker 1: the Cabinet of Curiosities. Subscribe for free on Apple Podcasts,
- 10:53Speaker 1: or learn more about the show by visiting Curiosities podcast
- 10:57Speaker 1: dot com. The show was created by Aaron Mankey in
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- 11:11Speaker 1: at the World of Lore dot com. And until next time,
- 11:15Speaker 1: stay curious. Ye