Latest / Solomonster Sounds Off / WWE Smackdown 5/15/26 Review | LIMPING THROUGH ANOTHER SHOW, Gunther Going To Italy!
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- 0:00Speaker 1: You know, one of these weeks, you're gonna tune into
- 0:03Speaker 1: this stream and you're gonna be sitting in the lobby
- 0:06Speaker 1: and it's gonna say, waiting for solom Monster sounds off
- 0:10Speaker 1: and there's gonna be no Solom Monster, and you're gonna
- 0:11Speaker 1: be sitting here for an hour agoing what happened to him.
- 0:14Speaker 1: I hope he's okay. I hope he didn't suffer some
- 0:17Speaker 1: sort of medical emergency. And what will happen is I'll
- 0:21Speaker 1: come on here probably ninety minutes late and have to
- 0:25Speaker 1: apologize for dozing off during the show. It's gonna happen
- 0:32Speaker 1: one of these weeks. But tonight is not that night.
- 0:34Speaker 1: You know why, because I'm actually pretty amped up right now.
- 0:38Speaker 1: I'm all amped up. And it has absolutely nothing to
- 0:41Speaker 1: do with SmackDown. It has nothing to do with the
- 0:45Speaker 1: show that you saw tonight on USA Network or Netflix,
- 0:49Speaker 1: I guess, depending on where you are. It actually has
- 0:51Speaker 1: everything to do with the movie I saw before SmackDown,
- 0:55Speaker 1: which coincidentally was much better than SmackDown was tonight. I
- 1:00Speaker 1: went to go see Obsession. Now, I didn't even know
- 1:03Speaker 1: about this movie up until about a week ago. I
- 1:05Speaker 1: didn't even know it existed, and I saw a lot
- 1:08Speaker 1: of people talking about it online, a lot of a
- 1:11Speaker 1: lot of real, you know, excitement around this movie. I
- 1:14Speaker 1: didn't even watch a full trailer. I had a very
- 1:18Speaker 1: very vague understanding of what it was. I knew it
- 1:20Speaker 1: was a horror movie. I said, that's good enough for me.
- 1:25Speaker 1: Let's go see Obsession. And you know what, I'm glad
- 1:29Speaker 1: I did no spoilers here, but I will say it
- 1:33Speaker 1: is the best movie I have seen in the theater
- 1:35Speaker 1: so far this year. It is. It is the best
- 1:38Speaker 1: movie I've seen all year. Very much enjoyed it. I
- 1:42Speaker 1: will say it's a fucked up movie. It is, it is,
- 1:47Speaker 1: it will it will fuck with your head. I can't
- 1:50Speaker 1: say it was necessarily what I was expecting, but again,
- 1:53Speaker 1: I went into it pretty pretty cold because I just
- 1:57Speaker 1: feel like these days they give away too much in
- 1:58Speaker 1: the trailers anyway, so I try to avoid all that
- 2:01Speaker 1: as much as possible. But if you are thinking about it,
- 2:05Speaker 1: or if you are a fan of that genre, I
- 2:08Speaker 1: would highly, highly encourage you to go see it. It
- 2:11Speaker 1: just came out well technically yesterday, but it just came
- 2:14Speaker 1: out tonight. I hope it does well. It's funny you know,
- 2:19Speaker 1: we have this movie called Passenger that's coming out next week,
- 2:22Speaker 1: another horror movie, and then two weeks from tonight, the Backrooms,
- 2:26Speaker 1: which I'm very excited about because I followed all of
- 2:29Speaker 1: the Caine Pixels videos on YouTube years ago, and now
- 2:33Speaker 1: Cain is directing a full fledged Backrooms movie with the
- 2:37Speaker 1: backing of a twenty four major movie studio, and that's
- 2:40Speaker 1: coming out in two weeks. So this is a hell
- 2:43Speaker 1: of a month, I will say for the horror genre.
- 2:47Speaker 1: Speaking of horror SmackDown, I guess we have to talk
- 2:52Speaker 1: about this show. Not good, not good, very boring, but
- 2:58Speaker 1: not without its moments. So for example, we had a
- 3:02Speaker 1: main event tonight that Pitt Gunther against Royce Keys, and
- 3:07Speaker 1: I thought the two of them went out there and
- 3:09Speaker 1: had a solid ass main event. It's like Stone Cold
- 3:12Speaker 1: has two solid ass cats on the Broken Skull ranch.
- 3:14Speaker 1: We got a solid ass main event tonight, first time
- 3:17Speaker 1: that Royce Keys has been in the SmackDown main event
- 3:20Speaker 1: since he debuted on the main roster. And when the
- 3:23Speaker 1: match was over, we found out that Gunther is going
- 3:27Speaker 1: to Italy because this was to find out who would
- 3:29Speaker 1: be challenging Cody Roads for the WWE Championship at the
- 3:32Speaker 1: end of the month at Clash in Italy. Because Gunther
- 3:35Speaker 1: has been playing games over the last couple of weeks.
- 3:37Speaker 1: He had a contract assigned with his name on it.
- 3:39Speaker 1: He kept playing games. As Nick all this said, he
- 3:42Speaker 1: overplayed his hand and so now he was forced to
- 3:45Speaker 1: fight somebody else for the right to become number one
- 3:48Speaker 1: contender for the title. So he had to go through
- 3:51Speaker 1: Royce Keys and he did. And so now we know
- 3:55Speaker 1: one of the main events for Clash in Italy that
- 3:58Speaker 1: is now official. To ask you all the question, and
- 4:01Speaker 1: I admit that in the grand scheme of things, considering
- 4:04Speaker 1: all the problems that this show has, this is a
- 4:06Speaker 1: minor issue, but it still bugs me. And I heard
- 4:10Speaker 1: Joe Tessitour say this when the show was over. Cody
- 4:14Speaker 1: Rhodes was the last one standing. He came out, he
- 4:16Speaker 1: gave gun through a crossroads and so Cody was the
- 4:19Speaker 1: parting shot on SmackDown tonight. And I have to listen
- 4:22Speaker 1: to Joe testatur as the announcers every week say the
- 4:26Speaker 1: undisputed w w WEE Champion. Cody Rhoads is the undisputed champion.
- 4:31Speaker 1: Now let me ask you a question. At a time
- 4:34Speaker 1: when we have two world championships on the men's side,
- 4:41Speaker 1: and at a time where Roman Reigns is the World
- 4:43Speaker 1: Heavyweight Champion and arguably is the number one champion in
- 4:46Speaker 1: the company now. It certainly has felt that way since WrestleMania,
- 4:50Speaker 1: and it will likely be that way going into Clash
- 4:52Speaker 1: in Italy, where he is going to be wrestling Jacob Fatu.
- 4:55Speaker 1: I'm sure. So how is it that we are still
- 4:59Speaker 1: calling Cody Roa it's the undisputed WWE Champion? What exactly
- 5:04Speaker 1: makes him an undisputed champion? See? I don't think that
- 5:07Speaker 1: they care enough to realize that they have continued to
- 5:10Speaker 1: call this man undisputed long after it made sense to
- 5:15Speaker 1: do so, long after he beat Roman Reigns, right, who
- 5:18Speaker 1: had those two titles? And so sure, the man who
- 5:22Speaker 1: beat Roman Reigns of WrestleMania is the undisputed champion. But
- 5:26Speaker 1: we have a World Heavyweight Champion on Monday who happens
- 5:29Speaker 1: to be the biggest star in the company outside of Cody,
- 5:32Speaker 1: and we have the WWE champion on Friday, And why
- 5:35Speaker 1: are we still calling him the undisputed champion. It's it's
- 5:38Speaker 1: so stupid. Just stop. There's nothing undisputed about it. It's
- 5:44Speaker 1: very much disputed. Now we actually have somebody on Raw
- 5:49Speaker 1: who arguably is the top champion in the company. Just
- 5:53Speaker 1: bugs me. I don't know why we're still calling him undisputed.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Carmelo Hayes's bag. This was another bright spot on the show.
- 6:01Speaker 1: We haven't seen him since before WrestleMania. He was back
- 6:04Speaker 1: on the show tonight wrestling Ricky Saints, and they also
- 6:08Speaker 1: had what I thought was a solid match, so that
- 6:10Speaker 1: was good, and we had Trick Williams. He had a
- 6:13Speaker 1: nice homecoming for himself here in the opening segment of
- 6:16Speaker 1: the show. The rest of these three hours or some
- 6:19Speaker 1: of the most boring television that I have had to
- 6:22Speaker 1: sit through this entire year. And this show continues to
- 6:27Speaker 1: limp along. It's gonna limp right into the summer the
- 6:31Speaker 1: way that it has, with no end in sight. The
- 6:35Speaker 1: best we can hope for is an hour less of
- 6:37Speaker 1: this at some point next month, because we still don't
- 6:40Speaker 1: know the exact week that smacked Down is reverting back
- 6:43Speaker 1: to two hours last year, it happened on the fourth
- 6:46Speaker 1: of July. I've read reports that suggest it might happen
- 6:50Speaker 1: sooner than that. We probably have another month at least
- 6:53Speaker 1: of this. It can't come soon enough, and that's not
- 6:57Speaker 1: going to make the show better, But at least it's
- 6:58Speaker 1: an hour less that we are subjected to every single
- 7:02Speaker 1: week because the shows don't get any better. You find
- 7:05Speaker 1: those bright spots, right Royce Keys in the main event,
- 7:08Speaker 1: good for him. Hopefully we get to see a more
- 7:10Speaker 1: sustained push for him. Ricky Saints, you know, still not
- 7:14Speaker 1: getting much of a reaction when he comes out, but
- 7:15Speaker 1: he's still new to the roster. He's out there wrestling
- 7:18Speaker 1: Carmelo Hayes. Those are the types of matches I'd like
- 7:21Speaker 1: to see more of here on these shows. But again,
- 7:26Speaker 1: outside of that stuff, what else is going on right
- 7:29Speaker 1: now on this show that you can honestly tell me
- 7:32Speaker 1: is exciting to you, is compelling to you, is keeping
- 7:37Speaker 1: you tuned in every week where it's like, man, I
- 7:39Speaker 1: can't wait to see this guy, or I can't wait
- 7:41Speaker 1: to see this story play out, or I can't wait
- 7:43Speaker 1: to see this group, I can't wait to see the
- 7:45Speaker 1: MFTs next week, I can't wait to see Jade and
- 7:49Speaker 1: the Batties next week. Like what is it about this show? Honestly, truthfully,
- 7:53Speaker 1: outside of like those one or two things that I
- 7:55Speaker 1: mentioned that truly keeps you coming back for more. There's nothing,
- 8:01Speaker 1: There's nothing, There's absolutely nothing. I'm convinced that the Rock
- 8:06Speaker 1: couldn't get Cody Sol so he stole Smackdowns because this
- 8:09Speaker 1: show has no soul. It's just limping along. That is
- 8:14Speaker 1: the state of SmackDown. And so it continues. This is
- 8:17Speaker 1: your Friday Night SmackDown review. It is May fifteenth. We're
- 8:21Speaker 1: already midway through twenty twenty six. I am the solemn Monster. Hey, James,
- 8:27Speaker 1: you better be referring to me. He says Solo is
- 8:29Speaker 1: awesome because if I hear, if I find out you're
- 8:31Speaker 1: talking about Solo, so I'm gonna kick you out. There
- 8:35Speaker 1: ain't nothing about Solo so at the moment or anything
- 8:37Speaker 1: he's doing on the show that is awesome. Solo is
- 8:41Speaker 1: a very funny guy. There is potentially awesome stuff that
- 8:45Speaker 1: could be done with him, but I'm not seeing any
- 8:47Speaker 1: of it on the television show. So I hope you're
- 8:50Speaker 1: referring to me. Oh Man talking about SmackDown is it's
- 8:59Speaker 1: almost as bad as watching the SmackDown. But I try
- 9:01Speaker 1: to make it entertaining for you guys, So we'll try
- 9:04Speaker 1: to do the same tonight. Do me a favor. Hit
- 9:07Speaker 1: the subscribe button, hit the like button. We are going
- 9:10Speaker 1: to spin the wheel here in a moment to find
- 9:12Speaker 1: out how many likes we need to do our Be
- 9:14Speaker 1: the Booker segment and super chats are open as well.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Already had a bunch of them that have come in,
- 9:18Speaker 1: and so as more filter on in, they'll see them
- 9:21Speaker 1: popping up on your screen and I will be reading
- 9:24Speaker 1: them a little bit later on here in the stream.
- 9:26Speaker 1: But we got a wheel to spin. I think me
- 9:30Speaker 1: spinning this wheel might be more exciting than most of
- 9:33Speaker 1: what happened on SmackDown tonight, probably a good seventy five
- 9:36Speaker 1: percent of the show. I would wager we'll spend some more.
- 9:43Speaker 1: I'll try to make it worth your while. This might
- 9:45Speaker 1: be the most exciting moment of the night for you.
- 9:54Speaker 1: Four hundred, so that is the goal. We are currently
- 9:58Speaker 1: sitting at two fifty, so we're well past the halfway point,
- 10:05Speaker 1: all right, So get to it. Hit that like button.
- 10:07Speaker 1: If we passed four hundred, we will do be the
- 10:09Speaker 1: Booker a little bit later on. Let's get into this
- 10:12Speaker 1: SmackDown show because it kicked off and actually was not
- 10:17Speaker 1: a bad opening because it kicked off with the homecoming
- 10:19Speaker 1: for the United States Champion Trick Williams. Trick Williams beat
- 10:22Speaker 1: Sammy Zain at Backlash last weekend. He's still the United
- 10:26Speaker 1: States Champion and so he has roots here in South Carolina.
- 10:31Speaker 1: He came out along with Lil YACHTI got a big
- 10:35Speaker 1: reaction and the University of South Carolina game Cock's mascot.
- 10:41Speaker 1: I guess that's a game cock. I guess is that
- 10:44Speaker 1: what the mascot was. The mascot was a cock. So
- 10:47Speaker 1: the cock came out with Lil YACHTI and Trick Williams,
- 10:50Speaker 1: and Williams said he was proud to represent w. J.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Keenan High School and the University of South Carolina growing up.
- 10:58Speaker 1: He put over his favorite chicken and waffles restaurant. Do
- 11:01Speaker 1: you realize I did not have chicken and waffles, I
- 11:07Speaker 1: want to say until two thousand and sixteen. It was
- 11:12Speaker 1: actually at a sound off meetup that we did at
- 11:15Speaker 1: the KBH Beer Hall not too far from the Barclay Center,
- 11:19Speaker 1: and I don't it might have been before summer Slim.
- 11:21Speaker 1: I don't remember what event it was tied into, but
- 11:23Speaker 1: we did a big meetup and they were actually serving
- 11:25Speaker 1: chicken and waffles at KBH, and I'm like, I'm gonna
- 11:29Speaker 1: try this. Oh, I didn't realize what I had been
- 11:33Speaker 1: missing out. And now the problem is, of course, if
- 11:35Speaker 1: I did chicken and waffles all the time, I'd be
- 11:36Speaker 1: five hundred pounds. I'd have to expand the window here.
- 11:39Speaker 1: I would be so big I wouldn't be able to
- 11:41Speaker 1: fit in this little window on screen. But uh man,
- 11:44Speaker 1: it was. It was very good. So anyway, he uh yeah, hey,
- 11:50Speaker 1: it took me. It took me a while. What can
- 11:52Speaker 1: I say, twenty sixteen first time, I mean, I had
- 11:54Speaker 1: had chicken and I had had waffles. I just I
- 11:57Speaker 1: never thought to combine the two. The thought never occurred
- 12:01Speaker 1: to me. So he put over his favorite place. He
- 12:07Speaker 1: pointed at his parents in the front row. Miss and
- 12:10Speaker 1: Kit Wilson interrupted the celebration, and he was mocking the mascot.
- 12:15Speaker 1: He was mocking all the gingerbread stuff from the week before.
- 12:18Speaker 1: He said, this is wwe not sesame street. Kit Wilson
- 12:23Speaker 1: joined in with some slam poetry. He read a poem
- 12:27Speaker 1: about how trick wouldn't last a day on the streets
- 12:29Speaker 1: where he came from Lil Yacht. He said, you know,
- 12:33Speaker 1: can I try? So he fired back with some poetry
- 12:37Speaker 1: of his own. He mentioned missus tiny balls in there somewhere.
- 12:41Speaker 1: I can't believe this is still a thing, but apparently
- 12:43Speaker 1: the tiny balls things has lived on. So Ms got upset.
- 12:49Speaker 1: He called for a referee and he said he was
- 12:51Speaker 1: gonna whoop that Trick in front of his mama. So
- 12:54Speaker 1: Trick cleared the ring of all the heels and look,
- 12:57Speaker 1: this was cool because he came out there, he got
- 12:59Speaker 1: a hero's welcome right coming back home, and especially when
- 13:03Speaker 1: they panned out, they showed a shot of the crowd.
- 13:05Speaker 1: Everybody is just going crazy for this guy. So it
- 13:08Speaker 1: made him look like a superstar, and no Trick comes
- 13:10Speaker 1: out there every week and looks like a superstar. He
- 13:13Speaker 1: get the superstar entrance, but more so than usual. He
- 13:17Speaker 1: came off as a big deal here in this opening segment.
- 13:19Speaker 1: But after a break, we had Trick Williams again to
- 13:21Speaker 1: the Miz. Late in the match, Miz hit the skull
- 13:24Speaker 1: crushing finale. Trick kicked out, so Mis went to go
- 13:29Speaker 1: grab a kendo stick. Lil Yachty stole it away from him.
- 13:33Speaker 1: Yachty blasted Kit Wilson with it. Instead, and in the ring,
- 13:36Speaker 1: Williams finished off Miz with the trick shot knee for
- 13:39Speaker 1: the wind. A very basic match, but the crowd didn't care.
- 13:42Speaker 1: They were hot for Trick Williams. They were there to
- 13:45Speaker 1: see Trick. They got what they wanted, So there you go.
- 13:49Speaker 1: That's why there were more people than usual here into
- 13:52Speaker 1: this mismatch. It was because of Trick Williams. Now backstage,
- 13:56Speaker 1: I see Carmelo Hayes, and I am amazed because I
- 13:59Speaker 1: had forgotten that he was even part of the show.
- 14:01Speaker 1: But I was pleasantly surprised to see him back here.
- 14:04Speaker 1: He wasn't mentioned in the preview. They don't give you
- 14:06Speaker 1: a whole lot in the previews anymore like they used to.
- 14:10Speaker 1: But there he is, and he was being interviewed about
- 14:12Speaker 1: his match against Ricky Saints later tonight. I should say
- 14:16Speaker 1: it may have been added to the preview very very late,
- 14:19Speaker 1: but when I put the preview together for this stream,
- 14:21Speaker 1: we had three things announced, and Carmelo Hayes was not
- 14:24Speaker 1: one of them. But he was talking about how he
- 14:27Speaker 1: wants his United States Championship back. So Ricky Saints interrupts
- 14:32Speaker 1: and he says, it's a new world since Hayes won
- 14:34Speaker 1: on Vacation. Mello says he sees Ricky for what he is.
- 14:39Speaker 1: This place has a way of humbling people like you
- 14:42Speaker 1: and me. Ricky doesn't need advice from him, though, And
- 14:45Speaker 1: as Ricky walked off, Hayes said that it was like
- 14:47Speaker 1: looking into a dirty mirror. I don't know what was
- 14:51Speaker 1: going on here. Mello was like speed talking through this promo.
- 14:56Speaker 1: It was as if there was a countdown clock off
- 14:58Speaker 1: camera that we couldn't see. That was like counting him down.
- 15:01Speaker 1: He was trying to get all of his shit in
- 15:02Speaker 1: before time expired. I don't know why he was speeding
- 15:05Speaker 1: through this. I don't know what was going on with that.
- 15:08Speaker 1: That was a little weird. Elsewhere, Nick all this had
- 15:11Speaker 1: a pleasant little chat with Ray Phoenix, talking about him
- 15:16Speaker 1: doing big things in Triple A. Yeah, may as well.
- 15:20Speaker 1: They're not doing big things with him here on SmackDown.
- 15:22Speaker 1: You know, Nick is so pleasantly surprised. You would think,
- 15:25Speaker 1: as the general manager of this show, he would do
- 15:27Speaker 1: more with Ray Phoenix on SmackDown, but evidently he doesn't
- 15:29Speaker 1: see fit to do so. So after he left, Sammy's
- 15:34Speaker 1: ain't entered the picture, and he said he needed to
- 15:37Speaker 1: do things the right way, and basically all this was like, well,
- 15:41Speaker 1: if you want a US title match, you're going to
- 15:43Speaker 1: have to earn it. Sammy was not very happy about this,
- 15:47Speaker 1: but as all this pointed out, he had already had
- 15:49Speaker 1: his rematch. This is the way it has to be.
- 15:52Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, you know what, He's right. You
- 15:55Speaker 1: just head back to back championship matches and you fucking lost.
- 15:59Speaker 1: You go to the back of the line. That's it.
- 16:01Speaker 1: It's over. Feud's done. Sammy apparently wanted preferential treatment, so
- 16:10Speaker 1: all this says, Look, you're clearly dealing with stuff. So
- 16:13Speaker 1: here's my advice. Why don't you go and deal with
- 16:15Speaker 1: that and then you can come back, because right now
- 16:18Speaker 1: I'm getting this sense of entitlement from you. And Sammy
- 16:22Speaker 1: is pitching where a Phoenix comes back in trying to
- 16:24Speaker 1: calm him down, and Phoenix says, I don't even recognize
- 16:28Speaker 1: you anymore. Paige and Bribella, the women's tag team champions,
- 16:35Speaker 1: were being interviewed in the back about their upcoming match
- 16:38Speaker 1: when Nia Jackson Lash Legend walked up to them said
- 16:43Speaker 1: that they were going to take the tag team titles back,
- 16:46Speaker 1: and at that moment we hear bre Moode in the arena,
- 16:49Speaker 1: bre Mode was activated and Bribella said, we got some
- 16:52Speaker 1: business to go ten two and the champions headed out
- 16:55Speaker 1: to the ring because it was Paige and Bribella taking
- 16:58Speaker 1: on Julia and Keana James and what was a non
- 17:02Speaker 1: title match. Brie late in the match went into Bri mode.
- 17:06Speaker 1: You know, she stands there, brebound and she screams and
- 17:09Speaker 1: everyone's like yay, and then she hit the Brian Danielson
- 17:14Speaker 1: kicks with the Daniel Brian kicks, which Wade Barrett on
- 17:18Speaker 1: commentary said must have come after she saw the mizz
- 17:20Speaker 1: earlier in the show. Good call there, Wade. Nice try.
- 17:26Speaker 1: So we got a bellabuster on James, Julia tagged in,
- 17:30Speaker 1: then she hit Brie with a lungblower, then a Northern
- 17:33Speaker 1: Lights bomb. Page broke up the pin. Keana then accidentally
- 17:37Speaker 1: sent a charging Page into Julia and the two of
- 17:41Speaker 1: them had a very ugly spill out of the ring
- 17:44Speaker 1: that ended with Julia coming straight down on top of
- 17:48Speaker 1: her head on the floor outside. Meanwhile, Page finished things
- 17:52Speaker 1: off with a rampage DDT to Keana in the ring.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Not great. This was not great. Page is still finding
- 18:00Speaker 1: her footing in the ring because she hadn't wrestled in
- 18:03Speaker 1: quite some time until recently. And Brie Bella, I mean,
- 18:07Speaker 1: Brie is just there playing, playing the hits, and she
- 18:10Speaker 1: didn't have a whole lot of them to begin with.
- 18:13Speaker 1: So this is kind of where we are right now.
- 18:15Speaker 1: But the slow moving split continues between Julia and Keana James.
- 18:20Speaker 1: They were shown in the back after this they were arguing.
- 18:25Speaker 1: You would have to imagine, I mean, they don't have
- 18:27Speaker 1: to do anything, but I would I would like to
- 18:29Speaker 1: think that if they were going to do something with Julia,
- 18:32Speaker 1: whether it was the actual split with Keana or a
- 18:38Speaker 1: match of some kind. I can't even imagine, though, as
- 18:41Speaker 1: I sit here right now, what kind of match would
- 18:43Speaker 1: Julia even have on that show, because you know, we're
- 18:47Speaker 1: going to get five matches? Where the hell she doesn't
- 18:50Speaker 1: fit into any of this? Now? Where is SmackDown on
- 18:54Speaker 1: the Friday before? Now? I know the raw after is
- 18:57Speaker 1: in Turin? Is the smell before Clashing Italy in Italy?
- 19:02Speaker 1: Because if it is, then that's probably where they get
- 19:05Speaker 1: her on the show. But right now, I just can't
- 19:07Speaker 1: imagine her being on the actual pl I mean, what
- 19:10Speaker 1: the hell would she even be doing on that show?
- 19:14Speaker 1: Doesn't even make any sense. But they were in the
- 19:17Speaker 1: background arguing loudly as Tiffany Stratton, the new United States Champion,
- 19:23Speaker 1: was being interviewed in the back, and then she was
- 19:25Speaker 1: interrupted by the returning Chelsea Green. This is after her
- 19:29Speaker 1: heart procedure that she had recently, so it's good to
- 19:31Speaker 1: see her back. Chelsea again tried to team up with Tiffany.
- 19:36Speaker 1: Tiffany didn't want to have anything to do with pairing
- 19:38Speaker 1: up with her, and I'm like, I don't know why,
- 19:41Speaker 1: we're basically rerunning the whole like Charlotte Flair Alexa Bliss's angle,
- 19:49Speaker 1: where they were kind of reluctant partners at first. Remember
- 19:52Speaker 1: at first Charlotte was not interested in being tag team
- 19:54Speaker 1: partners with her. That's essentially what we're seeing here. Chelsea
- 19:59Speaker 1: wants to partner up, Tiffany doesn't want to have anything
- 20:01Speaker 1: to do with partnering up with her. I'm not really
- 20:03Speaker 1: sure why we're we're running this back, but look, the
- 20:07Speaker 1: reality is Chelsea's on her own. Piper Niven just had
- 20:11Speaker 1: neck surgery, Alba Fire was fired. Chelsea's all by herself,
- 20:16Speaker 1: and you know what would make more sense to me.
- 20:19Speaker 1: Why not have an on screen pairing of Chelsea Green
- 20:22Speaker 1: and Matt Cardona. Why not they can support each other. Right,
- 20:28Speaker 1: I'm not saying transition her into a valet and that's it,
- 20:30Speaker 1: but like, I feel like that could be fun and
- 20:33Speaker 1: it actually could help Cardona more than it would Chelsea.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Chel You could plug Chelsea anywhere on the show. She's
- 20:38Speaker 1: gonna excel. But I feel like it would actually be
- 20:41Speaker 1: of some help to Matt Cardona if they got something
- 20:43Speaker 1: going on screen with the two of them. But again,
- 20:45Speaker 1: I don't think Cardona is the priority for them. I
- 20:48Speaker 1: don't think they give a shit. But I would rather
- 20:51Speaker 1: see that than this. Now, back to the ring. Out
- 20:56Speaker 1: next is the.
- 20:57Speaker 2: Undisputed, very much disputed champion, The WWE champion, Cody Wrotees
- 21:08Speaker 2: comes down to the ring, but.
- 21:09Speaker 1: Before he gets into the ring, he goes over by
- 21:11Speaker 1: the announced area. He grabs an office chair and he
- 21:15Speaker 1: throws it into the ring. He grabs another office chair
- 21:18Speaker 1: from the timekeeper's area and he throws that into the ring.
- 21:23Speaker 1: He goes under the ring. He pulls out a table.
- 21:26Speaker 1: Now see, I don't remember now was it a slim
- 21:28Speaker 1: gym table? That's usually we're all the slim gym table
- 21:32Speaker 1: I see now, I don't remember if the Slimjym logo
- 21:35Speaker 1: is on the table. Now, I'm very pissed at myself.
- 21:37Speaker 1: I wasn't paying attention to that. But he went under
- 21:40Speaker 1: the ring. He pulled out a table, put that in
- 21:41Speaker 1: the ring. He was getting everything all set up nice
- 21:43Speaker 1: and neat for a contract signing, and I'm just watching this.
- 21:47Speaker 1: I'm like, man, TKO is even laying off the backstage staff.
- 21:52Speaker 1: So now the talent, Cody the champion, has to rearrange
- 21:57Speaker 1: all the furniture in the ring now. Because they didn't
- 21:59Speaker 1: have the usual p people to come out and do it,
- 22:01Speaker 1: they were asked to take a seventy five percent pay
- 22:03Speaker 1: cut by TKO and they said goodbye. Cody says he
- 22:07Speaker 1: has all the ingredients here for a contract signing, including
- 22:11Speaker 1: a contract for Gunther to come to SmackDown and challenge
- 22:15Speaker 1: him for the WWE Championship in Italy. Okay, So it
- 22:20Speaker 1: was not a slim gym table. I thought that was
- 22:22Speaker 1: the case. That might have been the biggest surprise in
- 22:25Speaker 1: the most amazing part of the entire show. They pulled
- 22:27Speaker 1: a table out from under the ring and there were
- 22:29Speaker 1: no slim Gym logos on it. This is what I
- 22:32Speaker 1: call progress. This is good, although slim Gym may not
- 22:38Speaker 1: be very happy about that. He has a breach of contract.
- 22:42Speaker 1: Could be a breach of contract that could put the
- 22:45Speaker 1: whole relationship now in peril. Gunther comes out only out
- 22:51Speaker 1: onto the stage in the aisleway. He doesn't get in
- 22:54Speaker 1: the ring, but he comes out and he goes. You know,
- 22:58Speaker 1: last week talked to about how much time and effort
- 23:01Speaker 1: went into the deal that was made with him and
- 23:04Speaker 1: Nick alldis just for Cody to ruin the entire thing,
- 23:08Speaker 1: the roster transfer of the best wrestler in WWE, and
- 23:13Speaker 1: still Cody made it all about himself. Typical American, but
- 23:17Speaker 1: he shouldn't be surprised. Cody just can't handle not being
- 23:20Speaker 1: the center of attention, not this time though. He says,
- 23:23Speaker 1: this is his deal, it's his title match, and that
- 23:26Speaker 1: will be his title soon, So Golden Boy, just be professional.
- 23:31Speaker 1: And Gunher wants him to ask nicely, don't forget to
- 23:34Speaker 1: say please, and Cody says Gunther is the one making
- 23:37Speaker 1: this weird by not signing like a professional. Contract is
- 23:41Speaker 1: right here if Gunher needs a pleased and sure, please
- 23:43Speaker 1: sign it, so gunh is guaranteed then to get his
- 23:47Speaker 1: ass kicked in Italy. Gunther said, Gunther could feel that
- 23:52Speaker 1: Cody didn't mean that. I don't think you meant that. Please,
- 23:57Speaker 1: so instead, please mister Gunther. Out comes Royce Keys. It
- 24:03Speaker 1: comes out on stage and he gets right up in
- 24:06Speaker 1: Gunther's face and he's got a mic and he says, well,
- 24:09Speaker 1: if you're not going to sign that contract, I will
- 24:14Speaker 1: get it. Will will hobbs. Anyway, he comes down to
- 24:17Speaker 1: the ring and he gets inside and Cody's like, okay,
- 24:20Speaker 1: he's flipping the pages. He goes sign right here, and
- 24:22Speaker 1: he's ready, got the pen in hand and he's ready
- 24:24Speaker 1: to sign that contract. And so now Gunther runs down
- 24:28Speaker 1: to the ring and he stops him from signing the contract,
- 24:31Speaker 1: takes the pen away from him, and so Keys takes
- 24:34Speaker 1: the pen back and he goes to sign again, and
- 24:36Speaker 1: again Gunther takes the pen away from him. We have
- 24:38Speaker 1: like a battle for the pen here. So Nick all
- 24:41Speaker 1: this comes out and he says, this should have been
- 24:44Speaker 1: very simple. This contract here should have had Gunther's signature
- 24:48Speaker 1: on it, but it's not there now right, he overplayed
- 24:51Speaker 1: his hand and so now the title match is up
- 24:54Speaker 1: for grabs tonight in our main event. It will be
- 24:57Speaker 1: Gunther one on one with Royce Key, and the winner
- 25:01Speaker 1: will go on to challenge Cody Roads for the championship
- 25:04Speaker 1: at Clash in Italy, and Gunther storms out of the ring,
- 25:08Speaker 1: Cody tells Keys, I'm proud of you. We're friends, but
- 25:13Speaker 1: he reminds him in case you didn't already, hear him
- 25:15Speaker 1: say it's sixteen other times over the last two weeks.
- 25:18Speaker 1: His new catchphrase, if it's not already on a T shirt,
- 25:22Speaker 1: it will be very soon. It probably already is on
- 25:24Speaker 1: a T shirt. But he tells him, I'm easy to find,
- 25:28Speaker 1: hard to beat. It sounds like some cheesy like two
- 25:32Speaker 1: thousand and six WWE Studios film that he would have
- 25:37Speaker 1: been the star of Hard to Beat, starring Cody Rhodes.
- 25:42Speaker 1: It would have made like one point five million dollars
- 25:45Speaker 1: and then straight to DVD. But he wants you to know,
- 25:49Speaker 1: not hard to find, but he's hard to beat. Very good.
- 25:53Speaker 1: I like this setup for the main event here. It
- 25:56Speaker 1: puts Roy's Keys in a prime position on the show,
- 25:58Speaker 1: his first main event since coming SmackDown. It's a fresh
- 26:01Speaker 1: match that we haven't seen before. It's two big guys
- 26:04Speaker 1: getting in the ring and beating each other up, gun
- 26:06Speaker 1: through against Roy's key. So I like that, you know what.
- 26:08Speaker 1: I also like that because it means no Solo, Socoa
- 26:12Speaker 1: or MFTs or any of the bloodlined lore. We kept
- 26:16Speaker 1: it out of the main event this week. We had
- 26:18Speaker 1: two people that had nothing to do with any of
- 26:20Speaker 1: that in the main event. That was refreshing. That was nice.
- 26:23Speaker 1: So I like that. Speaking of which, we go backstage.
- 26:30Speaker 1: The Condemned. The Condemned wasn't a bad movie. The Marine
- 26:34Speaker 1: five still marining? Yes? How many? How many Marine movies
- 26:39Speaker 1: were there? Because I know Mis was in a few
- 26:42Speaker 1: of them, right, was he? Jake Cage was that his name?
- 26:45Speaker 1: Mis was in at least two of them. I know
- 26:47Speaker 1: that I'm not hard to find, I'm hard to beat.
- 26:55Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. So we go backstage. Soakoa is
- 27:00Speaker 1: there with his MFTs and they're while they're they're talking
- 27:04Speaker 1: amongst each other around the television set, and Solo says
- 27:08Speaker 1: that the tag team titles can wait. He asks if
- 27:11Speaker 1: Tomatanga understands the assignment for tonight, our truth is not
- 27:16Speaker 1: clear to wrestle now. Originally they had announced a tag
- 27:19Speaker 1: team match. It was gonna be Damian Priesse and our
- 27:21Speaker 1: Truth I think against the MFTs. And then we found
- 27:24Speaker 1: out that our Truth was not medically cleared, which I
- 27:27Speaker 1: believe is a legitimate thing, and so it changed to
- 27:29Speaker 1: a singles match. I don't I mean, I suppose the
- 27:32Speaker 1: whole thing could be an angle, but originally it was
- 27:34Speaker 1: supposed to be a tag team match. So he said,
- 27:38Speaker 1: Tomatanga there for tonight needs to take out Damian Priest
- 27:42Speaker 1: one on one solo and Talatanga. They had out to
- 27:48Speaker 1: go find Royce keys because You're like, I'm gonna go
- 27:49Speaker 1: find keys, So they leave. Tomatonga is still standing there,
- 27:55Speaker 1: which of course means that in the shadows here he
- 27:57Speaker 1: comes Shinsky, Knackhem and old Pinske walks in to chat
- 28:04Speaker 1: with Tomatanga. He doesn't really have a whole lot to
- 28:07Speaker 1: say before he gets attacked by Talatanga, who says, I
- 28:11Speaker 1: warned you to stay away from him, and he picks
- 28:13Speaker 1: him up and he choke slams him through a table
- 28:17Speaker 1: and that was the end of that. After a break,
- 28:21Speaker 1: nick All, this is going at it verbally with Gunther
- 28:24Speaker 1: in the back, who's a madman over what just happened.
- 28:27Speaker 1: It's my title match and all this again, he reiterates that, look,
- 28:31Speaker 1: you overplayed your hand. Now you're gonna have to earn it.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Carmelo Hayes one on one with No No No, that
- 28:44Speaker 1: was earlier in the show. Carmelo Hayes did not go
- 28:47Speaker 1: one on one with with Bribella, but thank you Venom Kaitetsu.
- 28:53Speaker 1: I think though, I think Mellow would be able to
- 28:55Speaker 1: find a way to make that match watchable though, But
- 29:00Speaker 1: I will say if I had to sit here and
- 29:02Speaker 1: watch Carmelo Hayes sel for Bribella doing the yes kicks,
- 29:08Speaker 1: I would quit. That was it. That would be it
- 29:10Speaker 1: for me. I would stop watching wrestling. My heart couldn't
- 29:13Speaker 1: take that. But yeah, Carmelo Hayes against Ricky Saints, It's
- 29:19Speaker 1: about time he got Mellow back on TV. It was
- 29:21Speaker 1: good to see him back now. Late in the match,
- 29:23Speaker 1: Hayes attempted at first forty eight Saints blocked it and
- 29:27Speaker 1: he hit him with this high angle driver that looked
- 29:33Speaker 1: like he just spiked him right down on his head. Thankfully,
- 29:37Speaker 1: at the last minute he did tuck his head so
- 29:39Speaker 1: it was safe. But like upon impact, I think even
- 29:42Speaker 1: the announcers reacted in such a way, like, oh my god,
- 29:45Speaker 1: it looked bad when he first did, and I'm sure
- 29:48Speaker 1: that's something that some of them probably said something to
- 29:51Speaker 1: him about after, I would imagine. So then the match
- 29:54Speaker 1: was interrupted and this was wild. He got Hayes I
- 29:59Speaker 1: think like a chinlock or reverse chinlock, whatever it was.
- 30:04Speaker 1: And they interrupt this match with a preview for the
- 30:10Speaker 1: new Brendan Fraser movie Pressure, which I just saw a
- 30:14Speaker 1: preview of it actually before before the movie Obsession tonight.
- 30:19Speaker 1: It's about the seventy two hours leading up to D Day.
- 30:24Speaker 1: If you were wondering what the movie is about, because
- 30:26Speaker 1: we heard audio, but there was no video. So I'm
- 30:30Speaker 1: looking at Ricky Sayin's and Carmelo Hayes in the ring
- 30:33Speaker 1: in a rest hold, and I'm hearing a fucking movie preview.
- 30:37Speaker 1: I'm listening to someone talking about fucking D Day and
- 30:41Speaker 1: these two men around the mat in the ring. There's
- 30:42Speaker 1: no video. I just hear audio. I have no idea
- 30:44Speaker 1: what this was about. I have no idea what the
- 30:46Speaker 1: purpose of this was other than just a piss me
- 30:48Speaker 1: off in the middle of this match. Here, so Saints
- 30:54Speaker 1: hit Hayes with a boot to the face, followed by
- 30:57Speaker 1: a rebound back suplex for a two count. Saints was
- 31:00Speaker 1: very frustrated, so he went for his revolution DDT. Hayes
- 31:06Speaker 1: was able to counter that turned it into the first
- 31:08Speaker 1: forty eight, only for a close near fall. So Mellow
- 31:12Speaker 1: was struggling as he got back up to the top
- 31:14Speaker 1: rope and he missed nothing but net. Saints followed with
- 31:17Speaker 1: the revolution DDT. Hayes, though, was able to kick out
- 31:21Speaker 1: at the last second, so Saints he went for Roe Chambeau.
- 31:26Speaker 1: He couldn't get it, so he shoved Hayes into the
- 31:28Speaker 1: corner shoulder first and then he took him down. He
- 31:31Speaker 1: tried to get the pin using the foot on the ropes.
- 31:34Speaker 1: Charles Robinson, though at the last second he spotted him
- 31:37Speaker 1: and he stopped the count. Saints was arguing with the referee.
- 31:41Speaker 1: Hay snuck up and rolled them up and he counted one.
- 31:45Speaker 1: He counted two, and then Hayes gave him a taste
- 31:48Speaker 1: of his own medicine, and this time the referee did
- 31:51Speaker 1: not see it. He put his feet on the ropes
- 31:53Speaker 1: and he got the rope assisted pin to defeat Ricky Saints. Uh.
- 31:58Speaker 1: These are the kinds matches that I would like to
- 32:01Speaker 1: see more of on this show. I want to see
- 32:02Speaker 1: more Carmelo Hayes in general, but him against the newcomer
- 32:06Speaker 1: like Ricky Saints. This is what I mean. This is
- 32:08Speaker 1: a fresh match, right, This is this is what the
- 32:11Speaker 1: future of SmackDown should look like in the months to come,
- 32:13Speaker 1: as they call up these new faces and you get
- 32:15Speaker 1: them in there with guys who can actually go out
- 32:18Speaker 1: there and have a quality match on the show. And
- 32:22Speaker 1: so I thought this was this was solid. There's a
- 32:24Speaker 1: rock solid match here, Saints. I will say Ricky Saints
- 32:28Speaker 1: is now one for three since being called up to
- 32:32Speaker 1: the main roster. He lost to Cody Rhodes, he beat
- 32:35Speaker 1: Matt Cardona, and here he lost to Carmelo Hayes. So
- 32:41Speaker 1: that's going to have to change at some point, right, Nothing,
- 32:43Speaker 1: nothing too alarming yet, but that can't keep up for
- 32:46Speaker 1: much longer. But good for Carmelo Hayes, you know, he
- 32:50Speaker 1: comes back with a win. My hope, my hope here
- 32:54Speaker 1: is that they establish him again as a contender in
- 32:59Speaker 1: the US time picture very soon, or I should say
- 33:02Speaker 1: re established, because they had done a pretty good job
- 33:04Speaker 1: of letting him go out there and establish himself on
- 33:06Speaker 1: the show, and then he just vanished. So I feel
- 33:08Speaker 1: like now it's almost like you're not that you're starting
- 33:11Speaker 1: from scratch, but now you kind of got to start
- 33:14Speaker 1: from the beginning and get him to a point where,
- 33:17Speaker 1: all right, you get him in a program with Trick
- 33:19Speaker 1: Williams or or whatever they have in mind for I'm
- 33:22Speaker 1: not even sure what else he would be doing. And
- 33:24Speaker 1: then Ilia dragonov is another one where he doesn't have
- 33:27Speaker 1: to be wrestling for the US title right now. But
- 33:29Speaker 1: let's get him back on TV as well. Let's get
- 33:31Speaker 1: him back in the mix. I'm watching this show every
- 33:34Speaker 1: single week, as you know, right, I do these reviews
- 33:37Speaker 1: every week. I watch Raw, I watch SmackDown. We talk
- 33:39Speaker 1: about the main shows. You can't talk about what's going
- 33:42Speaker 1: on with the WWE product and not follow what's happening
- 33:45Speaker 1: on Raw and SMACKDWN. This is what the people who
- 33:47Speaker 1: always come at me with these dumbass comments don't understand. Well,
- 33:50Speaker 1: if you don't like SmackDown, why do you stop watching SmackDown? Okay, sure,
- 33:54Speaker 1: I'll just stop doing the podcast. How about that? This
- 33:59Speaker 1: is why I do. We watch the shows. You get
- 34:02Speaker 1: good shows, you get bad shows. Unfortunately for all of
- 34:05Speaker 1: us who watch these fucking shows. The Friday night show
- 34:09Speaker 1: has been worse than the Monday night show, and it's
- 34:12Speaker 1: been bad more often than good. It doesn't mean that
- 34:15Speaker 1: they don't have the ability to reverse that at some point.
- 34:18Speaker 1: That's what we're all hoping for, so that one day
- 34:21Speaker 1: I'll be able to come on here and say, holy shit,
- 34:24Speaker 1: we got a really good episode of SmackDown tonight, or wow,
- 34:26Speaker 1: that was the best SmackDown all year. And you keep
- 34:30Speaker 1: hoping every week that goes by, this is gonna be
- 34:32Speaker 1: the week. This is going to be the week. I'm
- 34:34Speaker 1: still waiting, right, but at some point you hope it's
- 34:37Speaker 1: gonna come. But Ron SmackDown are the two key shows
- 34:41Speaker 1: of the week. You got to keep up with what's
- 34:44Speaker 1: going on if you want to know what's going on
- 34:45Speaker 1: with the key stories on the show. Yeah, that's just
- 34:48Speaker 1: the reality of it. And Carmelo Hayes and ili You
- 34:52Speaker 1: dragon of were two of the best parts of SmackDown
- 34:56Speaker 1: from months from months. This show is demonstrably worse without
- 35:04Speaker 1: them on the show. So we got Hayes back, Now,
- 35:08Speaker 1: let's get Dragonov back in the mix. Unless he's dealing
- 35:11Speaker 1: with an injury that we're not aware of. To my knowledge,
- 35:14Speaker 1: I've heard nothing about him being hurt. Let's get him
- 35:17Speaker 1: back on the show, Let's get him reestablished, and then
- 35:20Speaker 1: at some point in the not too distant future, I
- 35:23Speaker 1: hope maybe we could even get him in there with Gunther.
- 35:26Speaker 1: Which is one of the parts about Gunther being on
- 35:28Speaker 1: SmackDown that I love is that it puts him in
- 35:30Speaker 1: Ilia Dragonov on the same brand. But this show is
- 35:34Speaker 1: demonstrably worse since they've been banished from SmackDown. When was
- 35:43Speaker 1: the last good or great SmackDown? Don't ask me. I
- 35:49Speaker 1: have no idea. I have no idea. This is the
- 35:53Speaker 1: show has been shit for much of twenty twenty six.
- 35:59Speaker 1: In the back the Not Medically Cleared, Our Truth is
- 36:03Speaker 1: all smiles and he finds Royce Keys and he thanks
- 36:07Speaker 1: him for last week, and he invites Keys to join
- 36:10Speaker 1: the Judgment Day and Key says, uh, I'll think about it.
- 36:15Speaker 1: So Damien pre shows up as Keys walks off, and
- 36:17Speaker 1: Truth says he invited Keys to join Judgment Day two
- 36:20Speaker 1: thousand with them. Hm. Yeah, there was a period of
- 36:27Speaker 1: time where all you would need to do is just
- 36:29Speaker 1: add two thousand to the end of something, and it's
- 36:32Speaker 1: supposed to make it sound cool nWo two thousand Judgment
- 36:37Speaker 1: Day two that DX two thousand, just add two thousand
- 36:42Speaker 1: to the end of it, add two thousand to the
- 36:44Speaker 1: ed of it. Or in certain names, if you replace
- 36:48Speaker 1: the eye with a Y. I guess that's also supposed
- 36:52Speaker 1: to be cool. China with a Y. What was the
- 36:58Speaker 1: other one? There was one inn Wcwall, So it was
- 37:03Speaker 1: one of the females. It was I think it was
- 37:04Speaker 1: one of the females in w CW. It was a
- 37:06Speaker 1: very similar thing. Replace the eye with a Y and
- 37:10Speaker 1: it's supposed to be cool, or put a Z at
- 37:13Speaker 1: the end of it instead of an S. The Dudley Boys,
- 37:19Speaker 1: the Hardy Boys. Doesn't that sound cool? Oh Man? Anyway,
- 37:28Speaker 1: Priest doesn't trust Roy's keys yet. You know, he's been
- 37:30Speaker 1: hanging around and Solo so Co is around, and he
- 37:33Speaker 1: just doesn't trust this guy. So he warns Truth to
- 37:36Speaker 1: be careful. Priest told Truth, look, you can't be at
- 37:39Speaker 1: ringsides tonight because you're not medically cleared. He said, whatever
- 37:42Speaker 1: happens is going to happen, but at least I know
- 37:44Speaker 1: that you'll be back here and you'll be safe. Oh Asia, Yes,
- 37:51Speaker 1: Asia is Asia or Medesia Madesia was one of Scott
- 37:55Speaker 1: Steiner's freaks, I believe right as he called them. Yeah,
- 38:04Speaker 1: to change, I'm gonna change the name of the podcast
- 38:06Speaker 1: to Slabonster Sounds with a Z off. It's gonna be
- 38:10Speaker 1: so much cooler. Hey, lost dil Before I go on,
- 38:14Speaker 1: I should thank lost dill Man. Lost Dell just came
- 38:17Speaker 1: in with a fifty dollars gunhar bomb. And you know
- 38:22Speaker 1: what for fifty dollars gunhar bomb. We're not gonna wait.
- 38:26Speaker 1: We're gonna read what he has to say right now.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Twenty minutes behind. But if I hear Joe Hendry's entrance
- 38:32Speaker 1: music still hasn't been played for the live TV audience,
- 38:35Speaker 1: I'm going to lose it. Thank you for watching so
- 38:38Speaker 1: I don't have to and acknowledge your tribal chief. Yeah,
- 38:44Speaker 1: Joe Hendry has just been randomly appearing. Joe Henry doesn't
- 38:47Speaker 1: even get an entrance on TV. His entrance in song
- 38:51Speaker 1: is basically the whole gimmick. It's kind of weird. He
- 38:54Speaker 1: did say though, that he just recorded an entire album
- 38:58Speaker 1: of songs through WWE that will be released this summer.
- 39:02Speaker 1: So as long as deaf Rebel had nothing to do
- 39:04Speaker 1: with the actual you know, writing and producing of the music.
- 39:08Speaker 1: Then I have semi high hopes for this. Apparently he's
- 39:14Speaker 1: got a whole album. Who was this person, by the way,
- 39:16Speaker 1: who just came out? Apparently I saw something on social media.
- 39:19Speaker 1: Somebody came out today or yesterday with three albums at once?
- 39:23Speaker 1: What is this nonsense that I was reading about three
- 39:26Speaker 1: albums at once? Who was that? Who does that? But
- 39:33Speaker 1: Dan Housen is in the back and he's again in
- 39:35Speaker 1: his evil science lab with the cloning machine behind him,
- 39:39Speaker 1: and he said, now for something even bigger and better,
- 39:42Speaker 1: and he wheeled in a stretcher with a man under
- 39:45Speaker 1: a tarp like a dead body, I guess, and typed
- 39:48Speaker 1: away on his big computer and he hit the enter
- 39:50Speaker 1: key and sparks flew. And so he's trying to revive somewhat.
- 39:55Speaker 1: He should try to revive this dead show. Maybe it
- 39:59Speaker 1: was SmackDown on to the tarp. Good luck with that.
- 40:05Speaker 1: Speaking of dead Damian Priest against Tomatonga, it was Drake.
- 40:13Speaker 1: See I thought it was somebody else. So why would
- 40:16Speaker 1: Drake release three albums at once? What is the point
- 40:20Speaker 1: of that? What is the purpose of releasing three albums
- 40:23Speaker 1: at once? How many songs is that? It's that like
- 40:28Speaker 1: thirty songs. It's got to be a joke, it's got
- 40:34Speaker 1: to be a rib I don't think that's true. I
- 40:40Speaker 1: think it's all bullshit. And anyway, Damian Priest against Tomatonga.
- 40:44Speaker 1: So after a break there was a priest shoulder tackle
- 40:47Speaker 1: outside that sent tom of flying over the announced desk.
- 40:50Speaker 1: Priest rolled Toma back inside. He had it up top
- 40:53Speaker 1: and Toma ran towards him and Priest slipped and crouched
- 40:57Speaker 1: himself on the top turn buckle before he even got there,
- 41:01Speaker 1: which did not look fun. Forty five songs. Oh, he's
- 41:08Speaker 1: getting out of his record deal. Forty five songs. The
- 41:15Speaker 1: question is are any of them good? But anyway, I
- 41:22Speaker 1: ended up working out okay for Damian Priest in the end.
- 41:24Speaker 1: Let's fast forward to the end of this, shall we
- 41:26Speaker 1: The straps came down the south of Heaven hit and
- 41:29Speaker 1: Damien Priest won the end. So Priest was slow to
- 41:33Speaker 1: get to his feet but he got hit kind of
- 41:35Speaker 1: not really they really they did these guys dirty with
- 41:39Speaker 1: this camera angle because it was clear the boot didn't connect.
- 41:41Speaker 1: But Tala Tonga mowed him down with a big boot
- 41:44Speaker 1: and he was joined in the ring by Solo. Sokoa
- 41:47Speaker 1: Tala then picked up Priest and shoved him towards Solo,
- 41:50Speaker 1: who dropped him with a Samoan spike, riveting stuff. I
- 41:56Speaker 1: don't care about this. As you can tell, I don't
- 41:58Speaker 1: care about this. I don't care about the tag team titles.
- 42:00Speaker 1: They have killed tag team wrestling in this company. So
- 42:03Speaker 1: fuck these people. I don't care about their tag titles
- 42:05Speaker 1: on Raw, I don't care about their tag titles on SmackDown.
- 42:09Speaker 1: There is no division, There is no purpose or reason
- 42:12Speaker 1: behind any of this. I don't care to see the
- 42:14Speaker 1: MFTs continue to go after the tag team titles. The
- 42:17Speaker 1: MFTs are barely even the thing anymore. They went from
- 42:19Speaker 1: five to three. It needs to go from three to
- 42:22Speaker 1: zero and let these guys go do something else. So
- 42:25Speaker 1: I'm not saying get rid of them. I'm just saying
- 42:27Speaker 1: enough of this, enough of this. I watched Damian Priest
- 42:31Speaker 1: out there, and it's sad. Like it is sad. The
- 42:35Speaker 1: fall off is sad. In the react, people are apathetic
- 42:39Speaker 1: towards him when he is out there. They don't care,
- 42:45Speaker 1: they don't care. Library silent for the vast majority of
- 42:50Speaker 1: this match, nobody cares, but this is like this stuff
- 42:58Speaker 1: when I see this and the MFTs after the tag
- 43:00Speaker 1: team titles and priests and truth, like this is consistently
- 43:03Speaker 1: the worst part of the show every week. Like this
- 43:06Speaker 1: is the part of the show that like, if I could,
- 43:07Speaker 1: I would just hit the fast forward button. And I
- 43:10Speaker 1: never would have said that before about Damian Priest. I
- 43:12Speaker 1: have nothing against Damian Priest. I would say sad. It's
- 43:15Speaker 1: sad to see where he was and where he is
- 43:17Speaker 1: now and how did we get here? You know, I
- 43:20Speaker 1: know he missed a good chunk of time last year.
- 43:22Speaker 1: He had a bad back and they were trying to
- 43:24Speaker 1: look out for him and they were like, you're going
- 43:26Speaker 1: to take time, like they forced him to take time
- 43:27Speaker 1: off and so that hurt him a little bit not
- 43:30Speaker 1: being around as much. But that's no excuse. This is
- 43:33Speaker 1: a guy who at one point was I would say,
- 43:35Speaker 1: a pretty major character on the television show on Mondays.
- 43:38Speaker 1: But ever since he got moved to Fridays, man, it's
- 43:41Speaker 1: like it's two totally different people. It's like it's not
- 43:44Speaker 1: even the same guy. Now we go to the back,
- 43:51Speaker 1: Samy's ain't is sitting there complaining and venting to somebody
- 43:54Speaker 1: who we can't see, and then the camera pans over
- 43:58Speaker 1: and it is depressed Johnny Gargano, who was still laying
- 44:02Speaker 1: their comatose, eyes wide open, catatonic, and Sammy is talking
- 44:08Speaker 1: about how, man, you know, wrestling, wrestling used to be
- 44:12Speaker 1: grea at wrestling. Hey, he was shooting here. Wrestling used
- 44:15Speaker 1: to be great. What happened to wrestling? I asked myself
- 44:18Speaker 1: that question every fucking week when I watch this show.
- 44:20Speaker 1: What happened? What happened? I mean, look, I love the
- 44:26Speaker 1: Vault channel on YouTube. Okay, I'm subscribed and it's got
- 44:29Speaker 1: like four million subscribers. I'm not the only one, but
- 44:32Speaker 1: it's it's unavoidable, like when new videos get posted and
- 44:35Speaker 1: shit pops up, because it's like a it's a mix
- 44:38Speaker 1: of different stuff. I say, the Vault, it's not just
- 44:40Speaker 1: like eighty stuff. It's stuff from the twenty tens and
- 44:43Speaker 1: the two thousand's and the nineties and the eighties, and
- 44:47Speaker 1: like there'll be some SmackDown stuff that pops up, so
- 44:49Speaker 1: even that I like, it'll pop up and I'm like, man,
- 44:53Speaker 1: what happened? How did we go from that to this?
- 44:58Speaker 1: How is this even the same company? How is this
- 45:00Speaker 1: the same product. How is this a lot of the
- 45:03Speaker 1: same people, you know, bry Pritchard and Hayes and lovec.
- 45:08Speaker 1: I mean it's I know Vince isn't there, But my god, Like,
- 45:12Speaker 1: what the hell happened here? I ask myself that question
- 45:16Speaker 1: every week. Me and Sammy, we we share a lot
- 45:18Speaker 1: in common here. We probably have a conversation about this.
- 45:23Speaker 1: Candice Leray comes over and she says, this isn't helping Johnny.
- 45:28Speaker 1: She wants she wants a better husband. She doesn't want
- 45:30Speaker 1: a husband that's just gonna lay around like this, and
- 45:33Speaker 1: she walks off, and Sammy says, Johnny doesn't need to
- 45:36Speaker 1: listen to the noise. Remember who he is. You can't
- 45:40Speaker 1: let anybody take that away from you. What is the
- 45:45Speaker 1: point of this? Johnny Gargano has been laying comatose on
- 45:51Speaker 1: a cart for it has to be six months, months months?
- 45:59Speaker 1: What what is the point of this? Like? Is this
- 46:02Speaker 1: still supposed to be funny? I mean there are some
- 46:04Speaker 1: people who probably didn't find it funny to begin with.
- 46:06Speaker 1: It was at least somewhat amusing. It ain't amusing anymore. Like,
- 46:11Speaker 1: what are we doing here? What are we doing? I
- 46:15Speaker 1: get it, okay, I understand, the man lost his tag
- 46:18Speaker 1: team partner and then they fired the MotorCity machine guns,
- 46:24Speaker 1: so now he's all by himself. If there was going
- 46:27Speaker 1: to be some sort of payoff to this with the
- 46:28Speaker 1: machine guns, right, that went out the window. I get it,
- 46:33Speaker 1: But like, is he literally gonna lay there until his
- 46:36Speaker 1: contract runs Is that the idea that he's just gonna
- 46:39Speaker 1: lay there every week until his contract runs out and
- 46:41Speaker 1: then he'll even go to AW. It is very enticing
- 46:46Speaker 1: the thought of a tag team division that has the
- 46:48Speaker 1: Young Bucks, FTR Cope and Christian, the MotorCity machine Guns.
- 46:54Speaker 1: If they sign the New Day, if they sign Champion Gargath,
- 46:59Speaker 1: they already have Champa Champion Gargano. That's not even all
- 47:02Speaker 1: of them. But can you imagine, Now that's one hell
- 47:06Speaker 1: of a tag team division. And I'm not one of
- 47:10Speaker 1: these people like everybody should go to AW, but I mean,
- 47:12Speaker 1: my come on, like, if he becomes if he becomes available,
- 47:15Speaker 1: it's just it's it's just such a no brainer. It's
- 47:18Speaker 1: just like a fucking gimme. It's a layup? Is that
- 47:22Speaker 1: the goal here? Let's just let's just kill time until
- 47:25Speaker 1: his contract is up. I don't know, I really I don't.
- 47:30Speaker 1: I don't, you know, there's no reason that Johnny Gargano
- 47:34Speaker 1: should not be contributing to the mid card on this
- 47:37Speaker 1: show in some way. Are they in fact building to
- 47:42Speaker 1: something with him and Sammy? Are they gonna be partners?
- 47:45Speaker 1: Are they gonna are they gonna wrestle? Because look, when
- 47:48Speaker 1: the moment comes if we assume that the moment will
- 47:51Speaker 1: come where Johnny all of a sudden he responds, right,
- 47:54Speaker 1: he sits up, and it'll get a pop and that'll
- 47:58Speaker 1: be it, right, that'll be it. If we even get that,
- 48:03Speaker 1: I'm not even convinced that we're going to get that.
- 48:06Speaker 1: But like, where is there an end goal to this?
- 48:08Speaker 1: Do they have an idea in mind? And if they do,
- 48:11Speaker 1: can we please fast forward this because we've already had
- 48:14Speaker 1: six months of this. Were Jade and her baddies on
- 48:22Speaker 1: the way to the ring for a promo. Jade says
- 48:24Speaker 1: that she's taking the title back in Italy and then
- 48:28Speaker 1: she starts rambling on and on, and I'm like, I
- 48:31Speaker 1: just wrote my notes. This is tough to watch. I mean,
- 48:36Speaker 1: she was out there at one point, actually two different points.
- 48:39Speaker 1: I think she was out there asking people basically for heat,
- 48:46Speaker 1: like she was saying she wanted heat from the crowd.
- 48:48Speaker 1: She wasn't getting a whole lot of it. She got
- 48:50Speaker 1: a little bit of it, she wasn't getting as much,
- 48:52Speaker 1: I think as she wanted to. Charlotte Flair interrupts, followed
- 48:57Speaker 1: by Alexa Bliss because they're going to be taking on
- 48:59Speaker 1: Meat and Befab tonight, and they both have microphones and
- 49:03Speaker 1: they are talking on their way down to the ring,
- 49:06Speaker 1: and Charlotte says that no one wants to hear Jade talk,
- 49:10Speaker 1: and Bliss says that this is Flair Country. Last week,
- 49:14Speaker 1: Jade finally pissed Charlotte off, so let's play, and Jade
- 49:18Speaker 1: calls them the backup dancers because Ria Ripley is the
- 49:21Speaker 1: main show. Bliss says that Jade's backup dancers can't even
- 49:25Speaker 1: make Jade look good, so Jade calls for a referee
- 49:30Speaker 1: and she warns that I'm getting bored of the two
- 49:33Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, I was pretty bored by this myself.
- 49:39Speaker 1: This was bad. This is a bad segment. After a break,
- 49:44Speaker 1: we also got a reminderr that Blake Monroe is coming soon.
- 49:48Speaker 1: Supposedly she could make her debut on the show as
- 49:51Speaker 1: early as next week, so if it's not next week,
- 49:54Speaker 1: very likely by the week after she but she is,
- 49:57Speaker 1: she is coming. She is coming. Charlotte Flair and Alexa
- 50:03Speaker 1: Bliss against Meechin and BFAB. If Charlotte was not on
- 50:08Speaker 1: offense in this match, and then outside of the one
- 50:11Speaker 1: moment where Alexa was teasing the sister Abigail DDT, nobody cared. Nobody,
- 50:20Speaker 1: like nobody in this crowd could be bothered to care
- 50:23Speaker 1: about anything else that was going on in this match,
- 50:27Speaker 1: and Jade was at ringside. She just sat out there
- 50:30Speaker 1: and observed Flare at one point counter to roll up
- 50:34Speaker 1: into a pretty bad figure for Bliss, blind tagged in,
- 50:39Speaker 1: BFAB ended up falling to the sister Abigail DDT. But
- 50:42Speaker 1: then Jade yanks Alexa out of the ring and the
- 50:47Speaker 1: referee throws the match out, So we got a cheap
- 50:49Speaker 1: dq finish here. Charlotte, she took care of Meechin and
- 50:53Speaker 1: b Fab. The crowd was chanting for Rhea, who wasn't
- 50:56Speaker 1: even there, and Jade ended up staring down and Charlotte
- 51:00Speaker 1: to close out the segment. And then we found out
- 51:04Speaker 1: a little later on that just added to Saturday night's
- 51:07Speaker 1: main event, not tomorrow, but a week from tomorrow, Rhea Ripley,
- 51:13Speaker 1: Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss will take on Jade Cargill,
- 51:17Speaker 1: Meechen and BFAB, so that is now official for that show. Meanwhile,
- 51:23Speaker 1: in the back, Fatal Influence is watching all of this
- 51:25Speaker 1: on TV. Kathy Kelly shows up to talk to them,
- 51:28Speaker 1: and Fallon Henley says that we're at the top of
- 51:31Speaker 1: the food chain, and Laney Reid is talking about how
- 51:36Speaker 1: there's so much better than the other teams, and jac
- 51:38Speaker 1: Jaane is talking about loyalty and we're gonna get all
- 51:40Speaker 1: the gold and pretty basic promo here. Then in the back,
- 51:46Speaker 1: Royce Keys is getting ready for his main event and
- 51:49Speaker 1: Solo's Socoa, yet again, is here to annoy this man.
- 51:54Speaker 1: Solo says he can help Keys become the champion. They
- 51:59Speaker 1: can run smack Down together and he would hate to
- 52:01Speaker 1: see what happened to Nakamora happened to Royce Keys. That
- 52:06Speaker 1: line pissed off Keys. He says, I got this, and
- 52:10Speaker 1: Solo says, okay, but Jacob Fatu said the same thing true,
- 52:17Speaker 1: And now Jacob Fatu is actually on Raw, killing Roman
- 52:21Speaker 1: Reigns and challenging for the world heavyweight Championship. Meanwhile, Solo
- 52:26Speaker 1: Sokoa on this show has lost half his crew and
- 52:29Speaker 1: he spends most of his time backstage, So maybe pipe
- 52:34Speaker 1: down a little bit. Maybe this is not the best
- 52:38Speaker 1: person to be making an offer to Royce Keys. I
- 52:41Speaker 1: don't think Solo Soko is the best messenger here. I
- 52:44Speaker 1: don't know why Royce Keys would even be giving this
- 52:46Speaker 1: man the time of day. Now, they announced an unbelievable
- 52:52Speaker 1: match for SmackDown next week. I mean, I am, I am.
- 52:56Speaker 1: I'm very depressed that I will not be here next
- 52:59Speaker 1: week to see this match live. I may I may
- 53:04Speaker 1: have to talk to somebody this week just to have
- 53:08Speaker 1: a shoulder to cry on, because I'm very disappointed that
- 53:10Speaker 1: I won't be here to see it. Next week on SmackDown.
- 53:14Speaker 1: It will be Shinski Nakamora one on one with Taalatonga.
- 53:23Speaker 1: There it is. I mean, has there been a bigger
- 53:25Speaker 1: match all year on SmackDown. I don't know about you, guys.
- 53:29Speaker 1: I'm bummed I ain't gonna be here to see that
- 53:31Speaker 1: barn Burner next week. But that's the one match that's
- 53:34Speaker 1: been confirmed for SmackDown next week. I'm sure you will
- 53:39Speaker 1: all enjoy Shinsk and Taalatanga. Next week, enjoy the main
- 53:45Speaker 1: event Gunther one on one with Royce Keys. This was
- 53:49Speaker 1: only Keys's fourth match on SmackDown and he is already
- 53:54Speaker 1: in the main event. We got a test of strength
- 53:57Speaker 1: here to kick things off between these two big. Keys
- 54:01Speaker 1: was not backing down. A little bit later on, he
- 54:04Speaker 1: got gun Through up for the British Bulldog power Slam
- 54:07Speaker 1: Running Power Slam. Gunher ended up leaving the ring and
- 54:12Speaker 1: I guess he wanted to get a breather. Keys was like,
- 54:14Speaker 1: I don't think so, so he followed him outside. He
- 54:17Speaker 1: hurled Gunther over the announced desk. A little later on,
- 54:22Speaker 1: Keys was thrown out of the ring by Gunther. Gunther
- 54:24Speaker 1: attempted a big boot from the apron. Keys though caught
- 54:28Speaker 1: him and he picked him up, and he slammed him
- 54:32Speaker 1: two or three times. Then was three times on top
- 54:35Speaker 1: of the announced desk, so back inside. Gunther climbed to
- 54:39Speaker 1: the top, but got sent back down with a superplex
- 54:43Speaker 1: by Keys for a near fall. Gunh there caught him
- 54:46Speaker 1: by surprise though in a sleeper hold, and he brought
- 54:48Speaker 1: him down solo Socoa. All of a sudden magically appears
- 54:51Speaker 1: at ringside. He's there to root on Royce Keys. He's
- 54:54Speaker 1: cheering him on, come on, well, come on well. And
- 55:01Speaker 1: Solo's appearance causes a little bit of a distraction here
- 55:05Speaker 1: for Gunther. So Keys was able to escape the sleeper
- 55:08Speaker 1: hold dropped him with a clothesline, but again he found
- 55:12Speaker 1: himself in the sleeper Again. Keys managed to free himself
- 55:17Speaker 1: and he pounced him. But he pounced Gunther backwards into
- 55:21Speaker 1: the referee. Down goes the ref. So we got a
- 55:23Speaker 1: ref bump here. It is see everyone in this chat
- 55:30Speaker 1: is blown away by how big of a match that
- 55:34Speaker 1: is for next week. Like I'm just like, of all
- 55:36Speaker 1: the things that they could announce a week out to
- 55:39Speaker 1: get people really excited for smackdowns, that's the one thing
- 55:42Speaker 1: they announced. She's incredible, incredible to me. So the ref
- 55:50Speaker 1: is down. Solo Sekela goes under the ring. He retrieves
- 55:54Speaker 1: a chair, slides it into the ring right at the
- 55:57Speaker 1: feet of Royce Keys. He wants him to use the chair,
- 56:00Speaker 1: go ahead, blast him with it, hit him with it,
- 56:03Speaker 1: and Keys picks up the chair. He's got a big
- 56:05Speaker 1: smile on his face and he decides I don't need it,
- 56:11Speaker 1: and he chucks the chair right at Solo's head and
- 56:14Speaker 1: Solo goes down, but Gunther is already up and Royce
- 56:19Speaker 1: Keys has no idea and so unfortunately for him, this
- 56:22Speaker 1: distraction proved to be his downfall. As soon as he
- 56:25Speaker 1: turned around, he got clotheslined and then Gunther power bombed
- 56:29Speaker 1: him with the stack and he got the pin to
- 56:33Speaker 1: punch his ticket to Italy, and so we all knew
- 56:36Speaker 1: where this was going. This only confirmed Gunther. Cody rhoads,
- 56:40Speaker 1: that is one of your mainument I can't even say
- 56:43Speaker 1: the main event, one of your main events. If guntherro
- 56:46Speaker 1: is winning the championship, then it should be the main
- 56:48Speaker 1: event at Clash in Italy. Cody Roads against Gunther, so
- 56:52Speaker 1: Gunher after the match, he goes right up to the camera,
- 56:54Speaker 1: the camera guy in the corner, and he like really
- 56:57Speaker 1: up close, and he grabs the camera and he's speaking
- 57:00Speaker 1: into the camera. He's yelling into the camera at Cody.
- 57:03Speaker 1: Cody Rhodes comes up from behind though, and he puts
- 57:07Speaker 1: him in position for a Crossroads and he drops gun
- 57:10Speaker 1: through with Crossroads, and that is how the show went
- 57:14Speaker 1: off the air. I will say this, I thought the
- 57:16Speaker 1: match was solid for the most part. I mean it
- 57:18Speaker 1: dragged a little bit there, but I enjoyed the main
- 57:20Speaker 1: event for the most part. It was good to see
- 57:23Speaker 1: Royce Keys in a prime position, and not just a
- 57:25Speaker 1: prime position. I mean he was in what three, three
- 57:28Speaker 1: or four I guess four technically, right, four segments on
- 57:32Speaker 1: this show. He came out to initially try to sign
- 57:35Speaker 1: the contract right, which led to the main event being made.
- 57:39Speaker 1: He was approached by Our Truth in the Back, and
- 57:42Speaker 1: then later on he was approached by Solo Sokoa, and
- 57:45Speaker 1: then he was in the main event. And so when
- 57:48Speaker 1: it comes to these shows, like that's more important than
- 57:51Speaker 1: anything that would have happened in the main event on it.
- 57:53Speaker 1: I mean, if you would have beaten gun through, that
- 57:55Speaker 1: would have been pretty big. But like it's the amount
- 57:58Speaker 1: of time they're dedicating to you, and so for him,
- 58:01Speaker 1: that's a good sign. And hopefully we'll get to see
- 58:03Speaker 1: more of that, and hopefully he'll get more and more over.
- 58:06Speaker 1: I just remember, like Carmelo Hayes when he first got
- 58:08Speaker 1: called up to smack them right the number one draft pick,
- 58:11Speaker 1: and then they proceeded to do practically nothing with him,
- 58:14Speaker 1: and he just sort of meandered around on the show
- 58:16Speaker 1: for like a year doing nothing but eventually, when they
- 58:20Speaker 1: let him go out there and just work, what do
- 58:23Speaker 1: you know, the guy got himself over. So it's not
- 58:25Speaker 1: like some of these guys now that aren't getting big reactions.
- 58:28Speaker 1: I wouldn't say Royce keys is getting big reactions. Ricky
- 58:33Speaker 1: Saints not getting a lot of reactions yet over time, right,
- 58:38Speaker 1: it all depends on the booking here. That's why I say, like,
- 58:40Speaker 1: Ricky Saints can't keep losing. He's one for three, but
- 58:43Speaker 1: he just debuted. Right for now, it's okay, but this
- 58:46Speaker 1: can't continue on for much longer. The guy's got to win.
- 58:50Speaker 1: Royce keys Man just keep putting him in positions like
- 58:52Speaker 1: this where he can be featured. He's rubbing shoulders with
- 58:54Speaker 1: Gun Three's rubbing shoulders with Cody Rhodes, right, that's the
- 58:58Speaker 1: sort of thing that they should be doing with him.
- 59:01Speaker 1: So hopefully we'll see more of that now. The downside
- 59:04Speaker 1: of this is that it means he's about to be
- 59:07Speaker 1: sucked into the mft's vortex and he's gonna be working
- 59:11Speaker 1: with Solo, Soco and the MFTs.
- 59:13Speaker 2: Now.
- 59:14Speaker 1: The good news is he didn't join them, so at
- 59:15Speaker 1: least we know he's not joining with them, But him
- 59:19Speaker 1: being involved with them or feuding with them. That sounds
- 59:23Speaker 1: pretty fucking awful to me. But I guess it's something
- 59:27Speaker 1: for him to do, and so let's let's see where
- 59:29Speaker 1: it goes. Let's see where it goes. This SmackDown was
- 59:33Speaker 1: much like all the other ones. I can cherry pick
- 59:36Speaker 1: a couple of things, two, three things maybe on a
- 59:40Speaker 1: three hour show that I genuinely enjoyed, and the rest
- 59:44Speaker 1: of it was just filler. The rest of it was
- 59:47Speaker 1: very boring, very dull. It's it's just it's awful. It's
- 59:52Speaker 1: just awful. There's just nothing. There's nothing with this show.
- 59:55Speaker 1: There's no life with this show. It's it's just a
- 59:58Speaker 1: very boring watch. I look at some of the people
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: they have on this roster. I'm like, how it takes
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: a special talent to take some of the talent that
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: they have and actually create an environment where I just
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: don't care about them. I don't care about most of
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: the people on this show, and it shouldn't be that way.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: I keep hoping they'll come out of this rut. I'll
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: tune in one week and it'll just be like, Wow,
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: this show has a different feel to it. This is
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: kind of nice. Then I keep waiting, and I keep
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: hoping and hoping and hoping, and I get nothing. I
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: get nothing. Going to two hours will help because it'll
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: be one hour or less of this, but it's not
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: gonna make the show better. They have to do that.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: Only they have the power to do that. All we
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: can do is hope. That's all we can do. Death's side,
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: one of Obafemi's open challenge opponents needs to be shamous
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: and they should go for twenty minutes, hopefully during a
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: commercial free hour. Yeah. I just don't know what his
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: injury status is, but that would be awesome. That's what
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: I'm hoping for. What a great surprise that would be
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: if we heard his og music. The problem is that
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: they're gonna hit his shitty, generic ass Irish music that
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: def Rebel did, and no one's even gonna like what
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: is that? Right until he actually walks out. Then he'll
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: get a pop. It's too bad that his music sucks. Now,
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: they don't seem to really give a shit. They're aware
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: of the problem, They're aware of the fact that many
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: of their own talents don't like their entrance music, and
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: they don't give a shit. Alexandra thoughts on Mustafa said
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: making a comeback in TNA. I didn't watch the show
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: because f that noise, but I saw the clips online
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: and it said he is still around. Yeah, I don't
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: know what that's about. I mean, guy, how old he's
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: gonna be? What sixty is shit? At this point one
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: half of the Gangsters. I don't know what he's doing there.
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: I don't know what that's about. Dry Chicken says I'm
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: gonna need a cold ice bath after seeing Chelsea Green,
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: Tiffany Stratton, and Kathy Kelly. Calm down, Dry Chicken, take
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: a cold shower. He's sixty two, sixty two years old?
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: But why did he suddenly pop up in TNA though?
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: What was the reason for it? It's just so random.
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: Broley Keana turns on Julia on SmackDown Italy on June fifth. Okay,
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: so SmackDown is in Italy on June fifth, so that's
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: where that's where it's gonna happen. Then, yeah, she's not
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: I was gonna said, like, she's not gonna be on
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: the pl at this point. What match would she even
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: be in? Doesn't make any sense. If they have TV
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: in Italy, they could do it there. It was a
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: cameo in a Battle Royal. All right, So basically Tommy
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: Dreamer got one of his old ECW buddies a payday
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: in a Battle Royal. Dry Chicken, Oh, Jackson Junior. Maybe
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: has motivated Triple As to do better with the show. No, no,
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: he hasn't. It's the same old shit fast Eddie solo.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: At this point, divorce has to be on the table
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: for Johnny Gargano. I think divorce needs to be on
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: the table for him and WWE so he can get
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: his career back. That's what I think. This guy's showing
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: up the television, flying, flying across the country every week
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: to land a fucking crate. I don't under I mean, look,
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: I'm glad he kept his job, but like again, to
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: go back to those releases a few weeks ago and
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: what makes sense and what doesn't make sense. Explain to
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: me how someone like a Kyrie Saying, who is in
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: the middle of a pretty key storyline on the television show,
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: is released from her contract, but Johnny Gargana, who has
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: no discernible story whatsoever and is paid to show up
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: every week to lay on a crate, he's still there. Again,
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: I would love to know what goes into making these
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: decisions that are made, because they don't seem to make
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: a whole lot of sense to me death side. If
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: they insist on keeping CM Punk on Raw, then he
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: should have a program with La Knight. It's not like
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: they're doing anything with him. Yes, they're babyfaces, but when
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: has that ever stopped them? Sure, I still think he
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: should end up on SmackDown. But if he stays on Raw,
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: I mean that's fine, he says. After all, Punk was
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: feuding with Seth when he was a babyface until Seth
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: turned a heel. No, you could definitely do it. Chris
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: barr Is with a nine ninety nine. He's dropping bars
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: here tonight. Tonight could have been worse. It really could have.
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: I've been watching you for about two years solo, first
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: time i've super chatted. I do love your show. Well,
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: I love to hear that. Thank you, thank you, Chris. Oh,
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: it could always be worse. It doesn't mean that it's good,
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: but it could always be worse, which is kind of
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: scary when you think about it. We got Scatman seventy nine.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: Thank you for the dollar ninety nine. John Sterneker with
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: a four ninety nine SmackDown was an okay show, saying
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: it loosely. Have you heard of Jericho's fan video strange
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: Kentucky people? What what does that mean? His fan strange
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: Kentucky people. I don't know. I don't know what that is.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: Zach Black with a ten dollars super chat. It's been
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: a while, man. I'm glad to be back on a
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: schedule that enables me to catch your show live again.
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: I would have to recommend Mortal Kombat too, and also
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: Hokum for completely different reasons. That's another horror movie. I
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: think that came out this month or is coming out
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: this month, and I don't know too much about that one,
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: but let me know if that's something that's worth seeing
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: or if you think it's something I would enjoy. I'm
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: actually thinking about Passenger, but I don't know when I
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: would see it. I got House of Glory next Friday,
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: and we got the back rooms of the week after
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: so many movies coming out, some quality horror films, Wallace
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: has just saw Obsessed Yesterday day. Highly disturbing. It is
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: very disturbing. It's unnerving. It's like it's one of those
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: movies where you watch it and I mean there's definitely
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: some some jump scare moments in there, but you watch
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: it and you're just kind of like on edge the
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: entire time, like you're stressed out the entire time. It's
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: it's a it's a wild movie. But I would highly
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: recommend it if you're into if you're into horror, I
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: would highly recommend it. Uh Wallace says Little People's Court
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: in nine was better than this shit. Yeah, it was
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: Devin from NJ I House of Glory had a mascot.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: Would it be a hog? Well, I guess it would
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: have to be, wouldn't it. It only makes sense it
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: would be my hug venom Ktetsu twenty five dollars twenty
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: five dollars pre mode. Will you be checking in on
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: or watching the MVP fights tomorrow? Haven't had Netflix in
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: years myself, but decided nine bucks isn't bad to watch
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: Rousey and Coronto alone. I also have a crush on
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Ronda Happy Friday. Yeah, I'm gonna be checking out at
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: least their fight. I know the show starts at nine,
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: and I think they're going to the cage at eleven,
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: so I am planning on tuning in at least for that. Also,
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: don't forget Godzilla minus zero in November. Have you seen
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: the trailer yet? Yeah, with the New York at the end, right, yeah,
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: I saw the trailer. Yeah, I saw minus minus one, Right, yeah,
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: I saw minus one. So I'll have to see this one,
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: Godzilla in New York, bass Bears. I tell you what,
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: I was very sad though to hear that Masters of
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: the Universe is coming out in a few weeks, big
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: three weeks June fifth, I believe, is when the movie
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: comes out, and I was planning I am planning on
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: checking it out, but I was I was sorry to
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: see the early projections and tracking for the movie is
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: like a twenty five million dollar opening weekend, which on
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: a budget of two hundred million dollars is not good.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: I hope it does well. It's not tracking well, but
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: there's still time. There's still time to change things around.
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: Bass Barras says a dream match that no one talks
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: about is Eddie versus HBK. Plenty of people have talked
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: about it. Everyone incorrectly says that was the plan for
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: WrestleMania twenty two. Was never actually planned for WrestleMania twenty two,
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: but I hear people mentioned that match quite often actually
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: lost Dill with the nine ninety nine. Hendri has been
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: officially on TV for three weeks, no entrance music and
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: be the booker round two hopefully, he says, well, we
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: are one away from the bonus goal, so I would
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: say there's a fairly good chance that that will happen here.
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: But let's go through the rest of these. Arabian Night
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: two thousand, Arabian Night, he said, you know what, Arabian Night.
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: We didn't even know it. Arabian Night is the trendsetter here.
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: He's got two thousand in his name. What's cooler than
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: Arabian Night. Arabian Night two thousand, says, is Ilia still employed?
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: This company doesn't deserve his talents. He's a wrestling focused
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: star and a company that doesn't prioritize in ring. He
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: should go to aw Yes, he is still employed, and
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: I hope that they will get him back on TV
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: very soon. And I will simply counter that by saying,
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: Gunther is also a wrestling focused star and he's in
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: a pretty good spot. So even in a company that
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: does not prioritize in ring in the way that maybe
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: other companies do, it is not correct to say that
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: a wrestling focused performer cannot get over at a high level.
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: They just have to want to push that person and
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: put their muscle behind them. They've done it with gun Through,
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: there's no reason they can't do it with someone like Ilia.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: I'm not even saying he has to be in like
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: the Gunther spot, but like, get him on the show
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: and let's get him in the mix. He brings an
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: intensity that the show lacks. If anything, he's probably over intense.
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: But that's what makes him unique, right, He's not just
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: a really good wrestler again, he just brings this intensity
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: to the table that you just don't find a lot
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- 1:13:14Speaker 1: everyone is in a fucking vortex in this company. Every
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: feud has to go for two or three months. Everyone
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: has maybe two or three feuds a year in this company.
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: What do they say, Brolly, You gotta you gotta let him,
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: let him cook, you gotta let him marinate, let him
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: cook for a couple of years. Uh huh. I don't
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: know why I sell my macho man. Rep. Morgan says,
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: I laugh every time I hear Breeze theme. I always
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: think of that time you forced yourself to listen to
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: it on repeat while you got your medical skill. Yes, oh,
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: believe me. I I remember it very well in the
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: uh whatever it was, the MRI machine, the MRI tube.
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: Don't move, you can't move, but we'll play what music
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: do you want to listen? To? Play it off my
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: Spotify playlist from my phone. We could do whatever you want.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: They play it over the speaker, but you can't move.
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: There's like wrestling songs randomized in some playlist and fucking
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: remode comes on and like you just picture like a
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: single tear drop coming down my face, like something out
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: of a horror movie. What do they call that stuff?
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: It's it's there's a condition. They actually had a movie.
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: I think Jessica Albo was the star, and I forget
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: the name of it. But it's a real condition. It's
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: very scary where your body is basically paralyzed but you're awake,
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: but you can't move. That's what that reminded me of. EJ. Slimp.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: Twenty years ago today, Terry Funk told Mick Foley on
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: Raw that WW the w W E sucks. I remember that.
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: I remember that that he was saying all kinds of
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: horror about Foley and his kids and his family and
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: that promo. But it was when he told him the
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: double yea double yue sucks. That was too far and
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: that's when Foley hit him. I remember that that was
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: heading into One night Stand. Right. Six truer words he
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: says have never been spoken more relevant today. Funk was
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: a genius. Well, it's funny you mentioned that there was
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: actually a sign in the crowd on SmackDown tonight that
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: said Terry Funk is a god. Sleep paralysis. Yes, that's
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: a real thing, that's a real condition. Okay, the movie
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: was called Awake. Yeah, that is That is one movie
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: I did not see. Alexander. Hopefully Julia gets a match
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: at Clash in Italy. She won't lost. Dill. I understand
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: it made good TV. But if Gunther signs the contract,
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: what does all this do for the main events? Lol,
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: be the booker. It's a very good question. Had Gunther
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: actually signed the contract, what would our main event have been?
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: Probably something with Solo Soca Solo Soca again. Shinsky Nakimora
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: would have been our main event tonight. And yes, we
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: hit the bonus goal. Let him know, Leo. All I
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: want is Keana on her own preferably as a baby
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: face on a singles run winning matches. Is that too
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: much to ask with this administration, Yes, it is. I
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: do think that they have plans to elevate her. I
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: don't know it was a baby face, though I still
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: feel like Julia, if anything, would be the baby face
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: when they split, and Keanu would be the heel. I
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: don't know, though I don't know. I still I do
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: feel that way, though I feel like Julia would be
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: the babyface, Keana would still be the heel. Los Dey'll
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: give me a reason to renew my membership, Solo be
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: the booker new content is what I mean? You want more?
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: He wants more. He wants more. I should do another
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: RSPW re one. Maybe we'll set that as another super
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: check goal soon. I just need time to sift through
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: all of the links that I still have for the
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: next batch of posts. E J Slimp, My mount rushmore
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: of funniest wrestling personalities, Heenan Santino, Our Truth, Eddie Honorable Mention, Yoshihiko.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: Do you like the list? I mean, it's it's okay,
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: of course is on there Santino. I can see Santino,
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: But where's Kurt Angle. How do you not have Kurt
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: Angle on that list? You gotta have Kurt Angle. Also
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: buy or sell Sena versus Dooring or Tana Hashi versus
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: Sylvan Granier two legends who retired last year versus random
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: guys that I love for no reason. I mean, I mean,
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: he gives a shit about Sylvan Granier. But it's Tana Hashi,
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: so you know he can make that into something good.
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: Probably Sena Enduring. Yeah, I'll go Sena Dooring. I guess
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: Bass Bears They Live is so good. Remember the fight scene.
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: It's the best fight scene in movie history. Of course,
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: I remember it. Roddy Piper and Keith David out in
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: the alley. It is a classic. It has become a
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: cult classic over the years. It wasn't at the time,
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: but as the years have gone by, it's become a
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: cult classic. Let's see what else we have here before
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: we get to our be the booker. Here, we got
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: Combat Theater, Krano or Rousey Tomorrow. And do you like Mma?
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: Uh?
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not like a mega fan or anything like that.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: And I've kind of fallen out of it because it's
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: not as exciting as it used to be. But I
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: mean I'm a fan of it. Karana or Rowsy Rowsy,
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: I'm going Rowsy for the win. I know Rowsy hasn't
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: fought in ten years, but I mean Gina hasn't fought
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: in seventeen years. So plus, I feel like if that
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: fight had happened when both of them were in their prime,
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: it would have been a Rondo win then too. So
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with Ronda. She's been more active more
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: recently than Gina has. Justin says Harry the Hog for
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: h Harry the Hog, all right, I'll talk to I'll
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: talk to Brian, and we'll see what we can do.
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: Harry the Hog is the official hog mascot. How about
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: the gingerbread Man. We bring him back to life and
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: we have the gingerbread Man is the official hog mascot.
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: James again, that one hundred dollars bomb, brother, I thank
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: you very much for that. Very kind to you. Whenever
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: we see a red bomb pop up, that means a lot,
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: Justin says Fitt, says around two, be the booker who
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: the heck can save SmackDown. At this point it is
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: getting egregious. I don't know that it's anybody from this
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: current administration, So I don't have a good answer for you.
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: Broley says, main roster drags people down. I know it's
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: Dave's ratings, but Viquerre has had two four star matches
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: in the main roster nine in NXT. Julia has zero
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: on the main roster. She had ten in NXT. Oh.
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: I said that a long time ago, Stephanie and Julia
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: were like two different people in NXT compared to the
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: way they've looked on the main roster so far. Link Master,
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: how did you not die laughing during the MRI laughing
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: you mean crying. I didn't find any of that humorous.
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: I know you did, I know all of you did,
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: but at the time I wouldn't. I wouldn't exactly say
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: that I was dying of laughter, was dying on the inside. Oh,
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: we got West Coast James Hollywood Herrera fifty nine months
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: of channel membership. There are prison sentences that aren't that long,
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: but he's been a channel member for almost sixty months,
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: says f SmackDown. Take me back to hog show. Yeah,
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: we finally got to meet for the first time in
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: Los Angeles at the last show a few weeks ago.
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: I had the time of my life watching good wrestling
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: and drinking Red Bull vodka. It's the way it goes, brother,
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: That's the way it should be, says that was a
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: good Friday night. They had a bar on one side.
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: I think they had a Did they have a bar
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: on the other side. I think there's two bars there
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: inside the Globe Theater. Yeah, we'll be back there. I'm
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: sure we'll be back there in a few months. Venom
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: Catetsu Don Frye or Ken Shamrock, Ken Shamrock mays de great.
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: Look at that, he's only one month less than Jamess
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: fifty eight months of membership. I'm going to a con tomorrow.
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: I'll be meeting Mick Foley. Is there any specific question
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: you would like me to ask him? No, nothing, off
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: the top of my head. He penned a very nice pend,
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: a very nice tribute to Barry Blaustein, who passed away
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: this week. He was the one who produced the Beyond
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: the Matt documentary back, which is It's either that or
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: Wrestling with Shadows, the best wrestling documentary ever made. And
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: the two of them were very good friends. And I'll
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: talk more about Barry a little bit. I'm not gonna
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: spend too much time on him, but I'll mention him
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: on the SoundOff this weekend. Very very close with Eddie Murphy.
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: He was one of the writers, the key writers on
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: a lot of his famous skits and sketches in the
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: early days of Saturday Night Live. I think he wrote
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: Coming to America and then the sequel, And there was
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: another Eddie Murphy movie he worked, Oh Boomerang. He worked
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: on that movie as well. So not like a big
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: Hollywood guy, but he was also a big, big wrestling
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: fan and fully Folly had seen him not that long ago.
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: He actually went out and visited him and they got
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: to hang out because he had been diagnosed with Parkinson's
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: many years ago. But then he got hit with this
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: this pancreatic cancer diagnosis like a month ago, and I mean,
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: that's just that, that's a killer. So he wanted to
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: send a letter to Barry, and then I think Barry's
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: daughter was like, well, if you're going to send it,
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: you should send it, send it now because he doesn't
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: have a lot of time left. And so I don't
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: know if he overnighted the letter or whatever he did,
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: but he wrote a whole letter to him and he
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: sent it to him, and I think the letter got
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: to his home on the day that he died, so
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: he never got to see the letter. But he has
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: a very nice piece. As far as what to ask him,
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: I can't think of anything off the top of my head.
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: I'm sure if you ask him about AW he's not
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: going to give you a straight answer. He's been in
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: the news this week. Maybe ask him, here's a question.
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: Here's a question in light of this this AW stuff.
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: Ask him when his Legends deal is up with WWE,
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: because the belief is that it was up in June,
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: which if that's the case, he wouldn't be able to
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: show up at double or nothing. But maybe it's already up.
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: Maybe it's already up, and that's why people are talking
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: about the possibility of him being on that pay per view.
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: So maybe just ask him, Hey, when's your Legends deal up?
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: He may not give you a straight answer, but it's
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: worth asking the question. Yeah, pancreatic cancer, it's called the
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: it's the number one. I think it's the number one
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: deadly is cancer because by the time you know you
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: have it, it's too late. I guess just where it
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: is in the body, It just tends to be very hidden.
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: And so when if you already have symptoms of it,
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: like that's it, it's too late. You would have to
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: catch it almost by accident, which some people do and
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: they're very, very lucky. But it's a very very I think.
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: I don't know what the mortality rate on that is.
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: It might be something like ten percent. It's it's it's
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: not good. And if you're already sick with something else,
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: you know, and he was probably seventy what was he
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: seventy one seventy two, which is not that old, but still,
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: you know you're older, you already have some other illness
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: you're dealing with, and you know, poor guy probably didn't
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: stand the chance. But we did hit not only the
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: like skull tonight we smash that, but we hit the
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: bonus goal. And so on that note, I'm going to
- 1:26:57Speaker 1: stop blabbering on here and let's go ahead. Let's be
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: the hooker, ladies or gentlemen. It is now time to
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: be the booker. Yeah, you gotta get your checkups, get
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: your annual physical, your colonoscopy, all that stuff. You know,
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: what's crazy is that when James Vanderbiet passed away a
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: few months ago. I don't know. That really scared me
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: and I was like, man, I should probably get a colonoscopy,
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: and most insurance companies will not cover it until you're
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: forty five. You have to be a certain age, and
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: I'm not there yet. So I'm like, but this is
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: the question that a lot of people will face. It's like, well,
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: if I just wait, if I wait a year, two years,
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: three years, then I'll qualify and then I won't have
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: to pay for it. But it's like, well, yeah, but
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: then it may be too late. So like, you know,
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: you got to you got to weigh the pros and
- 1:27:55Speaker 1: cons of it, because it's all about money, you know,
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: and these tests, these tests are very expensive. You know,
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: it's a real issue in any event. Just do our
- 1:28:12Speaker 1: tag team match here the Steiner brothers. Look at this,
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: Rick and Scott. Look at those belts back when tag
- 1:28:21Speaker 1: team gold meant something. Look at those titles right there,
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: the former WWF Tag Team Champion, Tag Team Champions defending
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: those titles. Wow, look at this? Look at this? How's
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: that for a match? Kenny Omega and Kota Ibushi against
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: Rick and Scott Steiner. How's that for a dream tag
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: team match? You know that word gets thrown around a lot.
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: Dream match. This is a dream match. That's a dream match. Actually,
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: we have a pretty cool match coming up at ho
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: Genix Friday. I'll tell you about it in a second.
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: But this is a hell of a match right here.
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: This this can main event the entire show. This could
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: be our main event. That's how good of a match
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: that is. We got a few more to book, including
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: a women's match.
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: Here.
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: Did somebody say Ronda Rousey a little while ago? Look
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: who just popped up on screen. She's actually wrestling twenty
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: four hours before she fights Gina Carano. How very nice
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: of her, Ronda Rousey stepping back into the wrestling ring
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: right before on the on the eve of her big
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: fight to take on Athena the Ring of Honor, Women's
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: Forever Champion, the Infinity Champion. How long has she been
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: championed for? Now? Five thousand days? Ronda Rousey and Athena. Well, well,
- 1:30:08Speaker 1: well we're on a roll, man, We're killing it so far.
- 1:30:14Speaker 1: We can't mess this up. Oh did somebody say Ken
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: Shamrock a little while ago? I do believe what was it?
- 1:30:25Speaker 2: You?
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: Venom Kotetsu? Somebody said Don fryar Ken Shamrock. I said,
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: Ken Shamrock, and just like that, Look at that, he
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: pops up, he appears. Ronda heard her name and she appeared.
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: Ken Shamrock heard his name or heard his name, and
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: there he is. It's funny how that works. I'm telling you.
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: This thing, man, this thing has something, has a mind
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: of its own. Actually, you know what, holy shit? I mean.
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: I know he looks very Mike Tyson looks like he
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: just watched an episode of smack Down here in this image.
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: But how's that for a fucking main event? Ken Shamrock
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: against Mike Tyson, Iron Mike Tyson and Ken Shamrock, both
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: men in their prime. Who wins? Who wins that fight? Wow?
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: What a round we just had Ken Shamrock against Mike Tyson,
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: Ronda Rousey against Athena and the Steiner Brothers against Kenny
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: Omega and Coda Ibushi. Is that not the strongest card
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: we've had in a very long time. We have a
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: chance to top it because we got a bonus round
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: now that we got to get to. We could actually
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: top what we just did. Is that even a wrestling
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: MATCHI now, that's just a fight. There's no there's no
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: wrestling rules, there's no boxing gloves. It's just a fucking
- 1:32:03Speaker 1: fight between those two guys. Tell me that doesn't look
- 1:32:15Speaker 1: like Mike Tyson just finished three hours of SmackDown. Oh boy,
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: oh boy. We are booking a Tony Khan dream match.
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: Tony Khan's a dream match, yes, indeed. All right, so
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: this is gonna be a dream match per Tony Khan
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: in a book, A tag team match. Tony is dreaming
- 1:32:49Speaker 1: about Edge and Randy Orton as a tag team. I
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: have to specify he's dreaming about them as a tag team.
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: I don't know what else he's dreaming about, nor do
- 1:33:01Speaker 1: I want to know. Oh wow, Edge and Randy Orton
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: against Hollywood Hulk, Hogan and the Worm. Dennis Rodman. Man,
- 1:33:23Speaker 1: look at these big matches that we're booking here. We're
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: gonna sell a lot of tickets. We're gonna sell a
- 1:33:31Speaker 1: boatload of tickets. This is great. He has half of
- 1:33:40Speaker 1: that team. Well, Dennis Rodman has made a couple of
- 1:33:44Speaker 1: appearances in aw That is true. All right. Our women's
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: match is going to be loser leaves town. So the
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: loser of this next match is gone from the territory.
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: That's the rule. There's a lot riding on this match.
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: This is a career ending match, and it's going to
- 1:34:10Speaker 1: include Jamie Hater. She looked very different back then. Jamie
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: Hayter against Stephanie Vicaire. We're just rolling on here. We're
- 1:34:37Speaker 1: on the verge of ending this week with back to
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: back sweeps. Can we do it? Can we pull it off?
- 1:34:47Speaker 1: Is it possible? Can we make it a reality? What
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: a match that would be though, by the way, Jamie
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: Hayter and Stephanie Vicaire. Oh, we're going inside Big Blue. Everybody,
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: the Big Blue Steel Cage, my favorite cage. Loved the
- 1:35:10Speaker 1: Big Blue Cage. I grew up on the Big Blue Cage.
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: Hell yeah, this is a cage match. Participant number one
- 1:35:28Speaker 1: Kevin Owens, who was greatly missed on these Friday night shows.
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: Holy shit, do we miss Kevin Owens or what? Boy?
- 1:35:38Speaker 1: We could use him right about now. Kevin Owens inside
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: Big Blue against the American Nightmare Cody Rose. We're resuming
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: this feud, aren't we. We already saw this a couple
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: of times. We're running it back. He's got unfinished business
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: with this man. He got killed in a ladder match
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: last time, and now he wants his revenge on Cody
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: inside Big Blue, and we got ourselves a double sweep.
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: That's what I like to see. That's what I like
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: to see. That's why, that's what I want to give
- 1:36:25Speaker 1: back to you guys, only this time. If you're going
- 1:36:30Speaker 1: to run the match, then he's got to win the
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: WWE Championship, like that's it. You can't have Cody go
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: in there and just beat him. And EJ looks like
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: EJ is going to get the last word here with
- 1:36:44Speaker 1: the four ninety nine. Is the story true that Cody
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: Ibushi high five Vince McMahon and had no idea who
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: he was? If so, I love him even more. He's
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: the weirdest human who has ever lived. That story is
- 1:36:57Speaker 1: one hundred percent true. I don't remember what event or
- 1:37:01Speaker 1: what pay per view he was I think backstage for,
- 1:37:04Speaker 1: but yeah, I think he high fived him and had
- 1:37:09Speaker 1: had no idea who he was. I'm sure Vince probably
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: also had no idea who he was. He is a
- 1:37:16Speaker 1: very very weird human being, but that's what makes him
- 1:37:21Speaker 1: so special. He's also absolutely out of his mind. I
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: don't know who's crazier, Coda Ibushi or Darby Allen. Can
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: you imagine that tag team cruiser Oh yeah, you know,
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: maybe it was the Cruiserweight That's right. I keep forgetting
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: that they had a Boushie in for the Cruiserweight Classic. Yeah,
- 1:37:40Speaker 1: but why would Vince have been there? Though maybe Vince
- 1:37:44Speaker 1: was there for some of those because they did all
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: that at full sale. Yeah, I just what a what
- 1:37:53Speaker 1: a wonderful image that is Boushie all happy like, Hey,
- 1:37:59Speaker 1: old White, I don't know who you are, but Hi
- 1:38:02Speaker 1: high five turned out to be the owner of the company. Well,
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: I mentioned that we have announced a very a very
- 1:38:15Speaker 1: it's the word I'm looking for here, very exciting match
- 1:38:20Speaker 1: for House of Glories return to New York City next Friday,
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: which is why there will be no SmackDown review next Friday.
- 1:38:27Speaker 1: I know I'm devastated, but for one week I will
- 1:38:30Speaker 1: not be here. I will be on the call for
- 1:38:33Speaker 1: HHOG at the NYC Arena, and we have it's our
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: guest for the night, the raining defending ae WTNT champion
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: Kevin Knight, who is coming in for a special one
- 1:38:48Speaker 1: on one bout with Amazing Red. That is going to
- 1:38:52Speaker 1: be a lot of fun to call and a lot
- 1:38:55Speaker 1: of fun to watch, and I encourage you all to
- 1:38:57Speaker 1: do so. If you can't be there live, we'll be
- 1:38:58Speaker 1: streaming on Trailer TV Plus. So we have that match
- 1:39:02Speaker 1: Shatzi is going to be an action against Lean Across
- 1:39:05Speaker 1: one half of the aw Women's Tag team champions. The
- 1:39:10Speaker 1: Hog Tag Team champions, Matt and Jeff Hardy are back.
- 1:39:13Speaker 1: They'll be on the show as well Zillafa two. We
- 1:39:18Speaker 1: haven't announced all the matches. Yeah, that'll come together this week.
- 1:39:21Speaker 1: But yeah, that Kevin Knight Amazing Red match alone is
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: going to be worth the price of admissions. So it's
- 1:39:27Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of fun. I know that the
- 1:39:29Speaker 1: I think all the seats are gone unless we add
- 1:39:31Speaker 1: a fifth row. I should find out if we're adding
- 1:39:33Speaker 1: a fifth row, but all four rows of seats are
- 1:39:36Speaker 1: sold out. Stage seating is sold out, just general admission
- 1:39:39Speaker 1: right now, so you can be there. But again, you
- 1:39:42Speaker 1: could also stream it live on Triller if you wish.
- 1:39:46Speaker 1: But that's next Friday, so that's where I'll be. So
- 1:39:49Speaker 1: the way things are shaping up, we have a brand
- 1:39:51Speaker 1: new podcast on Sunday. That'll be episode nine to sixty
- 1:39:54Speaker 1: three of the sound Off. And I guess if I
- 1:39:59Speaker 1: have if I have any top line thoughts about the
- 1:40:01Speaker 1: Ronda Genus stuff tomorrow night, I'll just talk about it
- 1:40:05Speaker 1: at the top of the sounduff on Sunday. I can't
- 1:40:08Speaker 1: imagine spending too much time on it, but that's where
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: if I have thoughts, that's where you'll be able to
- 1:40:14Speaker 1: find my thoughts. Monday we have the Raw post show.
- 1:40:19Speaker 1: Tuesday will be a brand new installment of The Uncrowned
- 1:40:21Speaker 1: Wrestling Show, and then Tuesday night Titans is back in
- 1:40:24Speaker 1: its normal slot. We had a rare Thursday show last night,
- 1:40:29Speaker 1: so we'll have two shows on Tuesday. Wednesday is the
- 1:40:31Speaker 1: Dynamite post show. That will be the final Dynamite before
- 1:40:35Speaker 1: Double or Nothing, and then after that, the next time
- 1:40:39Speaker 1: I'm live with you after Wednesday will be Sunday for
- 1:40:43Speaker 1: Double or Nothing, which I am planning on being live for.
- 1:40:46Speaker 1: I will not be here for SmackDown and probably will
- 1:40:50Speaker 1: not be here for Saturday Night's Made Events. So that
- 1:40:54Speaker 1: is the way things are shaping up for the upcoming week.
- 1:40:58Speaker 1: Thank you guys for hanging out with me on Friday
- 1:41:00Speaker 1: and making this show a little more tolerable because SmackDown
- 1:41:05Speaker 1: really does suck right now, unfortunately. And then yeah, Sunday
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: sound Off. I'll be working on my notes tomorrow, getting
- 1:41:16Speaker 1: everything together, and then back with you live on Monday.
- 1:41:20Speaker 1: That's what I got for you, so again, be well,
- 1:41:22Speaker 1: stay safe, Thank you for all of the support, James
- 1:41:27Speaker 1: and everybody, all of you guys. You guys are awesome
- 1:41:32Speaker 1: and we'll see you back here real soon for more
- 1:41:34Speaker 1: Sound Off two thousand. Until then, take care, guys,