
TRUMP LOCKS GREENLAND, BANS FAKE NEWS FROM WHITE HOUSE | SEPTEMBER 21ST, 2026
President Trump announced a new U.S.–Denmark–Greenland security pact that expands American military access, overflight, and basing rights on the strategic Arctic island and bars U.S. adversaries from bases or sensitive investments—without transferring sovereignty. Signing is expected this week at the U.N. Steve Gruber opens with the monologue on what the "infinite life" deal actually delivers.
Trump heads to NYC for tomorrow's General Assembly address, expected to hit Greenland, the Iran war, and Ukraine. World leaders are already in town; the Greenland papers are slated for the sidelines…
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