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I Made a Fake Dating Persona to Avoid My Ex and Now I'm Running a Romance Side Hustle

I thought creating a fake dating persona was a harmless dodge tactic to avoid bumping into my ex. Two swipes, one white lie, and zero boundaries later, I was running a full-time operation of pretend profiles, dramatic exits, and customer-service-level ghosting. In this monologue episode I spill every messy detail: the ridiculous rules I invented to keep my alibis straight, the cringe DM I had to send pretending to be 'Gina from Pilates,' and the unexpected attachments (yes, to my own lies). It’s part confessional, part how-not-to guide, and all best-friend commentary: I narrate the chaos like…

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