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Nate Jackson_s Super Funny Comedy Jam Episode 7 · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: What up, world? This the hottest show on the internet
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: right now. This is Nate Jackson's Super Funny Comedy Jam.
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: It goes down every week in Tacoma, Washington. Let me
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: introduce you to my comics for this episode. There they go.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: My name is Key Lewis. I'm from Sacramento, California.
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: What's up? Hey, my name is Cookie Williams. I'm coming
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: from California, representing the Bay Area. What's up?
• 0:25
  Speaker 4: It's your girl, Parasite Shave, representing Washington, D.C.
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: What's up, y'all?
• 0:31
  Speaker 5: It's your boy, Ryan Davis, representing Concord, North Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: We back, baby.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Comedy Jam. Yes, sir.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: We are right here live in Tacoma, Washington. This is
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: where we got Eastside Bloods and Hilltop Crips. And like
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: one Hilltop Blood, he mad as hell. He's like, well,
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: I gotta move. Ain't nowhere else to put you. Shiloh
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: Shannon's full. We having fun, we in this business of
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: good luck. We have a gaggle of white women here
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: I would like to talk to. When I was in
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  Speaker 1: the crowd before, one of them grabbed my booty on
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  Speaker 1: the way by, and then somebody else said, he ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no ass. I said, we about to talk about this.
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: I like to wait until we are on record. So
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: this lady that was in Flavor of Love, that's Foofy Foofy,
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  Speaker 1: she tried to say, I ain't got no ass. Why
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: don't you stand up and let everybody see that haircut
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  Speaker 1: you got.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: That shit is trash, sit your ugly ass down. Coming
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: here looking like a goddamn rooster, bitch. I got cakes,
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: I'm thick. My mama made a product of Mobile, Alabama. Look,
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna show you, but you was worried. When
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: I got up, you were like, is this nigga about to,
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: I would. Your hair is actually nice, it is, it is.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: It's not from this era, but it is nice. It's
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: called what? Alopecia. God damn, lady, we filming!
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  Speaker 3: She's like, I'm dying.
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  Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
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  Speaker 6: She said, I ain't got no ass either.
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  Speaker 1: I lost her in my alopecia fight. God damn, if
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  Speaker 1: you had some ass, I'd want a piece of it,
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  Speaker 1: but I can't. That's crazy. I got a finesse alopecia line?
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  Speaker 3: Fuck!
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, y'all give it up for the main character from
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: Fifth Element. The element is love. Allopee love. I'm about
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: to start this episode up. Are y'all ready for the
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  Speaker 1: first comedian? Start making some noise right now. That's not enough.
• 2:56
  Speaker 3: I need more noise, more energy, more noise, more energy.
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: All the way from the Bay. Y'all give it up
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: for Keith Lewis.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: We live in a society where people are constantly going
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: around talking about they got personal issues.
• 3:14
  Speaker 3: My job, my family, my car.
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  Speaker 2: Look at me, look at this shit. You think you
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: got problems. I'm half black, half white, and I look Mexican.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck y'all, I know what I look like, okay? I'm
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  Speaker 2: tired of going to Home Depot and Lowe's with people
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  Speaker 2: offering me jobs and shit, you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: It's a tough time to be a black man trapped
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  Speaker 2: in a Mexican body, you understand what the fuck I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: I ain't got no ass, fuck y'all. I think we've
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  Speaker 2: been in a space, you guys, where everybody has a
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: level of truth. You know, my father, a black man
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  Speaker 2: raised me by himself, always says, son, live in your truth.
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  Speaker 2: Your best friend is not the individual that tells you
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: shit you want to hear. Sometimes your best friend is
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  Speaker 2: the person that posts opposition and tells you shit you
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  Speaker 2: need to hear. You understand? If your blood pressure 180
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  Speaker 2: over 120, you need to take your fat ass to
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  Speaker 2: the gym. Do you understand? Do you understand? And I
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  Speaker 2: need people in my life that are willing to tell
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  Speaker 2: me that truth. You know, he talked to me about
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  Speaker 2: real issues like I was a grown man when.
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  Speaker 3: I was six years old.
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  Speaker 2: Son, since you're the last down baby, I'ma tell you
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  Speaker 2: something about life. My father was a bipolar, paranoid, schizophrenic,
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  Speaker 2: aspiring Black Panther movement pimp. Do you understand me? A
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  Speaker 2: black man, he raised me by himself. You don't hear
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  Speaker 2: about that too much. It's not a billboard that shows
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  Speaker 2: a black man embracing a little half-black, half-white, Mexican-looking motherfucker
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  Speaker 2: like myself. And if you did see that billboard, you'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, clearly that little boy is stolen, because that's
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  Speaker 2: the world we live in.
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  Speaker 3: But he taught me shit.
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  Speaker 2: He says, son, if you love a woman and you
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  Speaker 2: truly love a woman, that's the woman you want to
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  Speaker 2: be with, don't fuck up your for-show pussy trying to
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  Speaker 2: get some more pussy. You'll end up with no pussy.
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  Speaker 2: I said, okay dad, I write that shit down on
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  Speaker 2: my crayon on my notepad. Don't fuck up your for
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  Speaker 2: show pussy trying to get some more pussy, you end
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  Speaker 2: up with no pussy, I got it dad. His relationship
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  Speaker 2: advice molded how I am with my wife. We've been
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: through a lot, we make mistakes. I met my wife
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  Speaker 2: when I was 15 years old, Latino girl.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Gave her a love letter in first period English. By
• 5:30
  Speaker 2: sixth period, this bitch had a three month old baby,
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  Speaker 2: that's the type of relationship. That's racist and true, fuck y'all.
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  Speaker 2: I think we in a space right now where truth
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  Speaker 2: is very important, you know. We go through shit, there's animosity.
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  Speaker 2: We far from perfect, but we together still, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And I be a liar to pretend like I ain't
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  Speaker 2: made mistakes. And that true shit rings out to her.
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  Speaker 2: The other day she said some shit to me. She said,
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: you know what, I can literally see when you stop listening.
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: And I said, what the fuck did you just say?
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  Speaker 2: Because I wasn't paying attention, you know what I mean?
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: And I'll be honest with you guys, immediately I was
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  Speaker 2: on defensive. I was like, what new line of crazy
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  Speaker 2: is this? How the fuck you see what my ears
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: are doing, right? Ladies, is that thing, can you see
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  Speaker 2: when we stop listening? Ladies in the back, can you
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  Speaker 2: see when we stop listening?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So why the fuck y'all keep talking for then? Clearly
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  Speaker 2: you see we don't give a fuck about what you're
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  Speaker 2: saying in that very moment, but you still keep talking. Ladies,
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  Speaker 2: you gotta talk to us when we're the most attentive.
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  Speaker 2: You can't just talk to us on random times. We
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  Speaker 2: got shit going on. I'm a protector and a provider.
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: That's what I do. I protect and I provide. And
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: every man in this room, that's gonna be some shit
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  Speaker 2: you trying to do, right? But ladies, you gotta talk
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: to us when we're most attentive. Ladies, when are men
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: most attentive?
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: After sex. It can't be after sex.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't never busting nothing, be like, let's talk, bitch.
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  Speaker 3: Never. I'm ready to go to sleep, bitch.
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: Get it off me.
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  Speaker 3: It's on my leg. I don't fucking.
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  Speaker 3: Yo man talk to you after, bitch. I'm sleeping after.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: We do. A few minutes.
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  Speaker 2: The last thing my father said, he said, he said, judge,
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  Speaker 2: no man or woman uncommon. Nobody in this room had
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: a choice about being here. Everybody was born from somebody.
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  Speaker 2: So how can you criticize or ridicule somebody that did
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  Speaker 2: not have a choice about their initial existence? You guys
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  Speaker 2: understand that? And I'd be a liar to pretend like
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  Speaker 2: I ain't made mistakes. one of my good friends recently
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  Speaker 2: came out to me. Like he didn't come out to
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  Speaker 2: me in too many words, he kinda dropped the shit
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: on me like a surprise. He was like, Keith, how
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: you feel about two men being together? And I was like, man,
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  Speaker 2: to be honest, it don't seem natural. I don't see
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  Speaker 2: how two dudes can wanna smash one another. And he said,
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: hey man, how come it gotta be about sex? How
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: come two people just can't love one another? And that
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: shit fucked me up. And I realized in that very
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  Speaker 2: moment that he was gay. And I had to walk
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: the fuck away from him because I was concerned about
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: all the homophobic shit I may have said to him
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  Speaker 2: over the years. But that's not who I am as
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: a person, right?
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  Speaker 3: So I walked back up to him.
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: I said, hey man, you love me and I love you,
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  Speaker 2: but you not fucking me. And he said, I don't
• 8:10
  Speaker 2: want to fuck you. And I said, you don't want
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  Speaker 2: to fuck me?
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  Speaker 3: Why not? What's wrong with me?
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  Speaker 2: You want to fuck me a little bit?
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  Speaker 1: Like just the head?
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  Speaker 2: Like, let me get something that'll make me be fulfilled
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  Speaker 2: as a man. He said, I don't want to fuck
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  Speaker 2: you because you look Mexican and I don't like Mexicans.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't speak Spanish, so I was like, fuck you, mijo.
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  Speaker 3: You understand? I've been Key Lewis. God bless y'all.
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  Speaker 6: Be good.
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  Speaker 3: Key Lewis!
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  Speaker 1: I'm back there cracking up. He like, you don't want
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  Speaker 1: him to fuck me? Just make me feel cute. I
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: ain't going to go, but I just want to. Just try.
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  Speaker 1: Just give me something to reject. He crazy as hell, man.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're going to go right into the next comic, man.
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  Speaker 1: If y'all ready, start making some noise right now. More
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: than that, more than that, more than that, more than that.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all make some noise for Cookie Williams.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah. Man, I'm out here chasing my dreams.
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  Speaker 3: This is a dream of mine. I'm here. Yes. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I even quit my job to follow my dreams. You know? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. And now I'm looking for a job because look.
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: you cannot pay your rent with drink tickets I was
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: like damn like I had an idea and I went
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: through it I didn't think it through you know because
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: nobody in my family's a comedian I was like man
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  Speaker 3: I want to follow my dream I want to do
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  Speaker 3: this I did what everybody else did I went to
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: Google I was like how how do you be a
• 9:52
  Speaker 3: comedian you know and they said go to open mic
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: you get three minutes go kill it somebody gonna see
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: you get added to another show. I said, three minutes? Like,
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: hell yeah, I'm about to have some Nate Jackson money.
• 10:04
  Speaker 3: Fuck this. Like, we doing this. I went and got
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: on stage. I did a minute and a half. I
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: got so nervous, I ran off. Yeah. Okay, maybe I
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: walk fast, but I got up out of there. You
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? On my way back to my seat,
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: I start thinking about my ex-boyfriend. I was like, damn,
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: a minute and a half is a long time. Like, shit.
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: I owe him an apology, you know what I'm saying?
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: I was sweating and breathing heavy. I didn't even do
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: no pumps. I was like, this is crazy, yeah. Man,
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: I got two kids, yeah, yeah. Fuck them. Because look,
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: my kids do shit to get on my nerves on purpose.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know if your kids do this, but when
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: mine breathe, oh my God. You gotta breathe every day.
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: My daughter just be in my house smiling, walking around.
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: I'm like, who told you you can live here comfortably?
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: Like that's what I want to know, you know? I
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: had a conversation with my kids though. I said, hey, look,
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: I want to follow my dream. I'm going to quit
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: my job. I'm going to do this. My kids told
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: me that they believe in me. And I was like, hell.
• 11:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know?
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: And I was like, we gonna have to take some
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: cutbacks though. Cause you know, the money not the same.
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: You know, we gonna have to cut back on a
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: little bit. And my son was like, mom, I know
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: we could cut back on the food. I was like,
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: you being real drastic right now. I said baby steps,
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: you know? I was like, I know we could cut
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: back on Christmas. I was like, that's what we gonna do.
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: This year, we gonna have a reflection Christmas. It's when
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: you don't get nothing and you think back to another
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  Speaker 3: Christmas when you got everything you wanted and then you
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: gonna share the story of that Christmas with everybody else.
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  Speaker 3: And that story gonna fill you with the holiday spirit,
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: you know? My son looked at me, he was like,
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: fuck that. I said, you know what, I'll go first.
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: I was like, you know, I was about seven years old.
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: We had the JCPenney catalog, nice and thick. You got
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: a brand new pen. You got to go circle everything
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: you wanted in that book. It was about a thousand pages.
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  Speaker 3: You got halfway through that book and realized you wasn't
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: getting shit you circled. Your parents already had your gifts
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: up in the closet. They was giving you busy work.
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: I knew it didn't make no sense neither. I'm circling
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: lawn mowers and all type of shit. Just like, I'm
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: just circling whatever. Like, I was like, this pen got
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: a lot of ink in it. Like, you know. I
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: was about, yeah, that was seven. I had a, I
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: remember that Christmas, I had a white Barbie doll. And
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: I remember hearing the doll say, you know what, she
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: really need a black Barbie doll. And I was like,
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: you know what, my mom white. I really don't care
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: what color she is. I'm just trying to get her
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: ready for the club. Like, it ain't, it ain't that serious,
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: you know. And Christmas was coming up, they was like,
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: what you want? I was like, man, Barbie need a ride,
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  Speaker 3: you know? And so I asked for a white Jeep.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: If anybody who ever got a car for Christmas, boy
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  Speaker 3: or girl, you know when you get that car, it
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: come with a pamphlet full of stickers. Yeah, you got
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: to have a steady hand to put them stickers on
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: so you can have a fly paint job, you know?
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: And I didn't want to mess up, so I let
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  Speaker 3: my dad do it, and he put a bubble in it.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't talk to him for like two weeks. Got
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: Barbie rolling around here looking crazy, you know? They surprised
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  Speaker 3: me with one more gift. It was a box the
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: shape of a Barbie box. And I was like, oh,
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: I hope this is a boyfriend for Barbie, you know?
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: But I didn't want a Ken doll because Ken is gay.
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: And there's nothing wrong with that. Just my Barbie wasn't
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: gay at the time. You know what I'm saying? And
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: when I opened it, it was an MC Hammer doll.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: I was like, ooh. I was like, ooh, he fly.
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  Speaker 3: He had a purple suit on. He had a black
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: shirt and fishnet and some loafers on with no socks.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, ooh, this nigga player, you know? If
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: you got the real one, he came with some gold
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: frames and a you can't touch this tape. Yeah. I
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: was like, this about to be Barbie boo thing right here.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: So I used to put him in a driver's seat
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: and put Barbie in the passenger. And MC Hammer used
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: to drop Barbie off at work. And then he would
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: take her car and drive it all around the apartment.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: It wasn't until he got two missed calls from Barbie
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  Speaker 3: he go pick her up. And she getting the car
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  Speaker 3: all mad like, where you been? Why you use all
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: the gas? I was like, now this a reflection Christmas
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  Speaker 3: right here. Hey y'all, my name's Cookie Williams and that's
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: my time. Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Cookie Williams!
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  Speaker 1: She start playing with the doll in front of us.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: And then, and then, and then, and see how I
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: drive around. I love that shit. So creative, man. That's
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: what this shit is about, man. Cookie let everybody chill
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: for her kids. And she was like, man, fuck them kids.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: That is hilarious. One more time for Cookie Williams, y'all.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: And we gonna go right into the next comedian. So
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: that clap you got going, strengthen that. Let's pick that up.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Let's pick that up. Let's pick that up. Y'all give
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: it up. All the way from Washington, D.C., Paris Shashay.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: God damn it, we here and we gay.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: We gay, I'm gay.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, I like that y'all that happy about gay people.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: I was gonna leave. This was gonna be my last
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: year being gay. I thought about it, because they letting
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: everybody be gay. I don't like it no more. When
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: I became gay, it wasn't this gay. People just waking
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: up gay. I'm like, go back to sleep.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: They letting women with five kids be lesbians.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Five kids. Lesbian.
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  Speaker 4: They don't even go together.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Five kids?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you a lesbian. Five kids, you not
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: looking for a girlfriend. Five kids, you looking for help, bitch.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: You not slick. I'm not watching them kids, bitch, no.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: You don't need a girlfriend, bitch.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: You need an aunt is what you need, bitch. A babysitter.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Bitch, I'm not watching them kids. No, I got to
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: get a van to date this bitch. I don't like vans.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: I don't like kids. I'm not dating this bitch. I
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: just want to be gay.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: I was going to be straight. I Googled it. I
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Googled how to be straight after being gay seven years.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: I said, everybody coming out the closet, I'm going to
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: go back in this bitch.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Let me see you. Let me see how to be straight.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I Googled it.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: And Google told me that straight men are now getting
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: their ass ate. And I said, that's gay. I'm a
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: state original gay. I came too far to go back
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: and eat man ass. Are you crazy? I don't think
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: God created women to eat man ass. I don't think
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: my Lord did that. Women go through enough. I don't
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: think God also was like, also eat man ass.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not. Here's the thing.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Every woman in here has been through a lot. We
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: all been through some shit. But I don't think no
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: woman in the world has been through enough shit that
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: you should be on your knees eating man ass.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not. You are a queen. It gets better, bitch.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Fight back. Stay in it. Believe in yourself. It's going
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: to turn around for you and get up and wipe
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: your lip. Bitch.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: I don't even like the fact that men that get
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: they ass hate, it's not a certain look for them.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I don't like that.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: I don't like the fact men that get they ass
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: hate look like men that don't get they ass hate.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: They all look the same. I don't like that. It's
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: no outer look to see an ass eat a receiver.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: I don't like that.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: We need some type of look to be like, that's
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: an ass eat a receiver.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: We need to know.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: When I do this joke, all the men laugh. They
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: trying to blend in.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: We don't know which ones.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Some niggas laughing right now, ass moist right now. Nigga,
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: this joke is about you. I'ma just stay gay, I'ma
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: just stay. I got tired of it though, I'm sick
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: of it. Because when I became gay, they just made
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: me the boy. Ain't nobody ask me, nobody ask me.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: They was just like, you got the haircut and the Jordans,
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: get the check. I was like, wait a minute, bitch.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: My titties are bigger than yours. You got the chest,
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: young man. I think the person with the smaller titties
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: should pay the bill. You closer to being the boy, bitch,
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: get it.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: I hate it.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: And when people find out I'm gay, it's like there's
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: no standards.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I don't like that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Girls just find out you gay, and they be like, ooh,
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: you gay? And I be like, ugh, absolutely not, bitch.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: I'm picky with my gay. I ain't dating no ugly girl.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: I date an ugly man before I date an ugly girl.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: It's the same thing. That's why I be gay in peace.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: That's why I got a type. I'm picky with my gay.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: I got a type. Like, I don't like women with
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: big breasts. I don't like that. That's not my type.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I got my own titties, I don't need no more titties.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know if y'all ever seen two women with
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: big titty hug, but when they hug, they go backwards.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: All that titty pressure push you apart.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: That's not love, that's distance. I wanna love my lady.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: People with big titties, they hug sideways. Hey bitch, hey bitch.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: It's too gay for me, I like small titties. I
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: like like a good A cup, B cup. That's my
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: favorite type of titty. That's right, I like a good
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: honor roll titty. That's my favorite thing. Don't bring them
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: big dumb ass titties in my life. Get your stupid
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: titty ass away from there.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Stupid titty.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Goddamn, I just wanna be gay in peace. And I
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: don't hate men, I just think that they just not smart.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: They not.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Men think dick can solve everything, that's the problem. You
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: be sick. Tell your man you sick. He be like,
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: what you want some dick? You're like, I'm sick.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: I can't even breathe. He be like, that's why you
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: need some dick and tea. You gotta sweat it out.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: You need some dick and tea. They stupid. Listen, y'all
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: been great. My name is Perry Sachet.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Have a good night.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: One more time for Perry Sachet.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: She's stupid.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: She's like, I'm gay, but I'm picky. Because I thought
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: that too. I thought like, well, if you gay, go ahead.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Get all of them then. If that's your side, get
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: over there and play. She's like, I'm not all the
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: way over here. Y'all ugly on this side. She said,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I make choices and decisions. Change the line. Men, we
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: do think like, whatever wrong with you, we can fix
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: with our dick.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: You need some dick?
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: You need some dickle seltzer. You need some dick quill.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Get bit by a rattlesnake.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I got that and a dick dog. Turn
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: up one more time for your boy. We about to
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: turn up one more time. Listen. This shit is special, man.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I need y'all to take it all the way to
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: an 11 or a 12 right now. Start making a
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: whole bunch of noise right now. And y'all make some
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: noise for my man, 10 grand, Ryan Davis!
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: This year we found out the rapper Glorilla has a
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: sister brother.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Did y'all see that?
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: I say sister brother, I don't know what it is.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: I just want to fuck it. Whatever it is. Whatever
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: it is. I don't know the pronouns. It's not saying
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: what it is. But I know it has a vagina.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: And I'm trying to be an ally. I'm telling you
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: the rules. I'm going to tell you what I've learned
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: so far. That the sexual spectrum starts it straight, right?
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: And if you deviate from that, then you.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Get a letter. And once you get a letter, then
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: you get to go to the parade. That's the rules.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: That's what I've learned so far.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: And the parade celebrates the letters. LGBTQIA +.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: And all the letters represent how you like to have sex.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: So it's a fuck parade. And the thing is, I'm
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: trying to learn everything. And if it's a fuck parade,
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: I don't understand All the letters.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Let me give you an example.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: So it's LGBTQIA +. You know what the A stands for?
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: No, no. It stands for asexual. That's right.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Not even fucking nobody. Still got to go to the parade. Nigga,
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: what are the rules? How do you even become asexual?
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Is it like a choice or like a drought? You
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: just ain't fucked nobody in six months.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh. I got to put a flag on
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: my car.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: What the fuck are the rules?
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: And the plus, I don't understand the plus because I
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: can't figure out if the plus is the letters that
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: we already know are there, but it's too many letters,
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: so we just shorten it with plus. Or does plus
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: represent the letters that we haven't figured out yet? Like
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: the straight people, the people in the world who believe
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: they're straight, but they don't know it yet.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Because their letter hasn't dropped. Like, do you.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Understand how crazy that is? Like, for example, I'm straight.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: I think, but nigga, who knows? My letter might come
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: out next month. Nah, I gotta go to a parade.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: This is an interesting concept.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: I went down this rabbit hole. I was like, shit,
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: am I a plus? I wanna fuck little realest sister brother.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: I might be a plus. I was like, I don't know.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Because, you know, no two men really like the same
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: thing sexually.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: You know? One of us is in the wrong place.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: I was like, the only way to figure this out
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: is if I describe what I like and describe what
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: they like and see which one is gay. This ain't
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: no confession or nothing, but sometimes... My shit sound gayer
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: than everybody else's. I'll give you an example. Like I
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: look at, like I've always been a straight man. The
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: only thing I care about is pussy. That's the only time,
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: I love women. That's the only type of sex I
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: wanna have. But I'ma tell you, I look at other
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: straight men and the things they're willing to do for pussy,
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: like they'll grab a woman who's walking by to harass them.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: They'll skip work to try to get it. They'll spend
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: up all their money. And then I'm like, man, I
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: don't like it that much, nigga. And if I don't
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: like it as much as other niggas, sounds kind of gay.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: It sounds kind of gay when you don't love it
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: as much. Because I saw last year, I saw the ultimate,
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: I saw the ultimate bloodshed I've ever seen. It was
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: a lady on OnlyFans who slept with a thousand men
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: in one day. Yeah, slept with a thousand men in
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: one day. And I know a lot of people was like, man,
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: what kind of woman would do something like that? Some
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: people were like, what kind of men would do something
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: like that? And I was like, what letter is.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: That, nigga?
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: You waited for a thousand other people to have, can
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: you imagine sitting on the other side of the door
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: listening to her have sex, hear him climax and go,
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: it's my time, it's my time.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Nigga, what letter is that? That's why I don't even
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: watch porn no more, man. Because I don't want to
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: watch the wrong thing. That's how it happens. You watch
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: the wrong thing, bam, now you gay. And I know
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: there's some men in here that's like, nah, you know
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: if what you're watching is gay. I don't know about that, fellas.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: I'm going to tell you, there's a lot of stuff
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: out here now. Like, for example, fellas, let's say you're
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: watching a porn video and it goes to the next video.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: You didn't choose it, but it randomly just went to it, right?
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: And the video is of a transgender woman who still
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: has her penis having sex with a natural born cisgender woman.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: If you watch that, fellas, is that gay?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Hmm?
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: Let's not all answer at once. I'm going to go
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: around the room and ask every single one of you niggas. Hmm? Hmm?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Hmm?
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Hmm?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Hmm? Hmm? Yeah, nigga, I can see you.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: Hmm? Yeah?
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Hmm?
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Hmm?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Did I jump out there too far for some of y'all?
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I don't reel it in. My bad.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: So let's say if you watch porn, that means you
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: have a favorite porn star.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: So let's say your favorite porn star is having sex
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: with two men at once. And these guys never interact
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: with each other. They don't touch each other. They don't
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: speak to each other.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Man, they don't even look each other in the eyes.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: These niggas is blindfolded.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: They're just going half on a torso. They split in
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: a body. Right.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Now, fellas, if you watch this lady have sex with
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: two men who don't interact with each other at all,
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: is that gay?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Hmm? Hmm?
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: Hmm?
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: No?
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Hmm?
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Hmm? Stop looking at your phone, nigga. I'm talking to you. Hmm?
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Hmm?
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Is it? Is it? Is it?
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Hmm?
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: Hmm?
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Hmm?
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: See, I'm going to tell y'all something. I'm going to
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: tell you something that you can't see, the point of
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: view that I have. On the first one, a whole
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: lot of yes. Yeah, nigga, that's gay. Second one, I
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: don't know. Nah, nah, sounds like a train to me.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: You know, a whole bunch of, which is cool, which
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: is cool, but that's when I get confused.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: That's when I get confused.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Because in one video, there's two sets of titties and
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: one dick. And in the other video, there's two dicks
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: and one set of titties. Sound like a lot of
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: you niggas like dick way.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: More than you like titties. I think I found the pluses.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Tacoma. Y'all dope, man.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Ryan Davis. Hell yeah. Y'all make some noise for Key Lewis,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Cookie Williams, Paris Sachet, and Ryan Davis. Thank you, y'all.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: We'll see you next week.