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On the Carpet... with Doug Jones · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm Samantha Mathis, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: Cease to resist Giving my goodbye.
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  Speaker 3: Drive my car.
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  Speaker 4: It's showtime.
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  Speaker 6: Our nuclear reactor.
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  Speaker 4: Pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 7: To provide more cooling in the containment chamber.
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  Speaker 8: To your stations, we have a movie meltdown.
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  Speaker 9: My name is Doug.
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  Speaker 10: I have just met you, and I love you.
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  Speaker 11: What's up, and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 9: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Knoll here.
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  Speaker 11: And we're coming to you live via digital recording from
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  Speaker 11: the outskirts of Doug's place.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 11: We'll get back to that later.
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  Speaker 9: In the meantime, we.
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  Speaker 11: Have a new guest. Please introduce yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, I am Alex Simonson.
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  Speaker 11: And you've been roped into this via Anthony.
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  Speaker 8: Indeed.
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  Speaker 11: So you can blame him when this all spirals out
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  Speaker 11: of control. Perfect.
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  Speaker 1: It'll blow up.
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  Speaker 11: We'll be huge.
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  Speaker 4: Of course.
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  Speaker 11: So usually we kick things off with some sort of
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  Speaker 11: geek activities and or what we've been watching. So have
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  Speaker 11: either of you watched anything late?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, let's see. I recently actually saw Ant-Man and pretty
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  Speaker 1: much loved it. I can say that with full confidence.
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  Speaker 1: Paul Rudd, absolutely hilarious. Rockin' hot bod. As per his usual.
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  Speaker 1: And pretty much everything about Ant-Man was just a fun
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  Speaker 1: movie overall. Good summer flick. Go into the theater, veg out,
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  Speaker 1: eat some popcorn, and watch flashy action. It was a
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  Speaker 1: good Marvel movie and they incorporated... Some hints at the
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  Speaker 1: other storylines really well, and I would suggest anyone out
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  Speaker 1: there the least bit interested in seeing Paul Rudd shrink
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  Speaker 1: down and get stepped on by giant people, go check
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  Speaker 1: it out.
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  Speaker 11: Well, I haven't really had a chance to talk about
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  Speaker 11: it on the show, because I saw it a week
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  Speaker 11: or so ago. I have issues with it.
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  Speaker 1: You have issues with it? Let's hear them.
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  Speaker 11: Have you seen it yet? I have not seen it, no. Okay,
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  Speaker 11: would you like me to shut up about my issues
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  Speaker 11: until you see it?
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  Speaker 7: No spoilers, but I want to hear, I mean, as
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  Speaker 7: far as the superhero movie goes, there's lots of them
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  Speaker 7: this year.
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  Speaker 11: I will pose my issues with it, and when you
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  Speaker 11: watch it, I guess, see if you agree.
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  Speaker 8: No spoilers, though.
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  Speaker 11: No spoilers. My main thing is, I feel like by
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  Speaker 11: the end, I don't really know anything about that guy.
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  Speaker 11: I feel like they do, and it's harder, I think,
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  Speaker 11: coming off of some of these other Marvel movies. When
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  Speaker 11: you're coming off the Avenger movies, and you're coming off
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  Speaker 11: of Winter Soldier, like, They're really solid, and.
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  Speaker 10: They're pretty well written. All three of those are pretty.
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  Speaker 11: Damn amazingly put together, especially for a huge ensemble group.
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  Speaker 11: So now you're coming back to more or less one guy,
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  Speaker 11: and I feel like by the end we don't really.
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  Speaker 9: Know much about him.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: Did you not have an issue? I feel like he's
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  Speaker 10: so glossed over.
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  Speaker 11: I feel like I know more about Michael Douglas' character
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  Speaker 11: by the end than Paul Rudd.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm picking up what you're putting down. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: feel that, but I really didn't feel like I needed
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  Speaker 1: to know much more about him. More than he's, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not spoiling anything here, don't worry. He's a burglar
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  Speaker 1: and he's really good at what he does. And he's
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  Speaker 1: incredibly intelligent. For some reason he had to turn to
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  Speaker 1: burglaring because the economy was bad. But I didn't care.
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  Speaker 1: I liked the action and the flash. Sometimes that's all
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  Speaker 1: that you go in looking for. But I totally get
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  Speaker 1: what you mean. His character was being built up. There
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  Speaker 1: was no real buildup. building to it.
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  Speaker 11: No, yeah, there's no real explanation as to why he's, like, again,
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  Speaker 11: you watch those Iron Man movies, like, you kind of
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  Speaker 11: get Tony Stark.
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  Speaker 10: Like, they really sort of flesh out, like, the.
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  Speaker 11: Good and a lot of the bad of, like, why
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  Speaker 11: he is who he is, why he does what. This one, like,
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  Speaker 11: they set up the situation, like, you know, coming out
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  Speaker 11: of prison thing, but, like, I really don't feel like
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  Speaker 11: we get anything from him as a character. I don't know,
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  Speaker 11: that was probably my main thing, is by the end,
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  Speaker 11: I was just like, Well, that was alright.
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  Speaker 10: Like, I liked it.
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  Speaker 1: It was fun.
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  Speaker 11: It was enjoyable.
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  Speaker 9: But I'm just.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know. I'm trying to hold it to the
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  Speaker 11: standards of the other Marvel. And, like, a lot of
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  Speaker 11: them are way more... This is around the, like, Thor
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  Speaker 11: area for me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Which is usually on the low end.
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  Speaker 1: I get that. I totally... Well, I actually enjoyed the
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  Speaker 1: Thor movies, too.
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  Speaker 12: But.
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  Speaker 10: Again, I like them.
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  Speaker 9: They're fun.
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  Speaker 11: But I don't... Like, I kind of don't care about Thor.
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  Speaker 9: Like, he's the least interesting for me. Because he's a god.
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  Speaker 10: And, like, he has no flaws.
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  Speaker 9: And, like, who cares? He's just pretty.
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  Speaker 10: And he is pretty, which is why he's a, he's
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  Speaker 10: a likable guy.
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  Speaker 11: I think that's what carries those Thor movies is him
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  Speaker 11: or whatever the hell it is.
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  Speaker 1: Chris Hemsworth. There we go.
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  Speaker 11: Hemsworth.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Hemsworth is so damn likable that you're like, all right, well,
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  Speaker 11: you know, I'm on board with this because he becomes
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  Speaker 11: pretty damn likable even by that first movie. So it's like,
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  Speaker 11: I think that's what carries those. But I feel like the,
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  Speaker 11: especially that second one, you don't really get anything character
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  Speaker 11: development out of it. It's just cool action scenes and
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  Speaker 11: CG fights and like, that's fine.
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  Speaker 10: And we get a good amount of that in Ant-Man.
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  Speaker 11: The train fight's awesome, and the shrinking is awesome, and
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  Speaker 11: the ants are... All of it's cool action scenes, but yeah,
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  Speaker 11: I think I just wanted more.
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  Speaker 1: It definitely just plays a lot more in humor, I think.
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  Speaker 1: Even just the action sequences. The train falling over, and
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  Speaker 1: it's such a big deal crushing them. Don't worry, you'll.
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  Speaker 7: It's still very excited.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah and then they zoom out to where it's like
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  Speaker 1: regular size and it's just a toy train falling on
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  Speaker 1: the ground like you know i laugh at that it's
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  Speaker 1: campy and it's fun but you know going into it
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  Speaker 1: i was kind of like ant-man i don't know about
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  Speaker 1: this but whatever i'll just go enjoy a movie in
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  Speaker 1: the summer afternoon and.
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  Speaker 7: You have the same theater like privilege though with like
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  Speaker 7: batman like batman you don't have to have necessarily the
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  Speaker 7: character development Because he's so established.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, we all know.
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  Speaker 1: And so Ant-Man's very obscure as far as the superhero.
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  Speaker 11: They really do kind of need to flesh him out.
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  Speaker 11: That's what I always give is, like, why that first
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  Speaker 11: Iron Man is such a great example. Because normal people
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  Speaker 11: did not know anything about Iron Man.
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  Speaker 4: Like, he was a.
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  Speaker 11: Secondary character in Marvel's run. So it's like, you really
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  Speaker 11: kind of had to do a decent origin story with him.
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  Speaker 11: Because most regular people, which is kind of what you're
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  Speaker 11: going for with these popcorn movies, like.
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  Speaker 9: They don't know the backstory. They don't know why.
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  Speaker 11: He's doing any of this stuff. And they do such
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  Speaker 11: a good job on that. Where this one, I feel
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  Speaker 11: like they set up the action.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: Did it leave off, obviously, sequel?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 11: And coming back in the next one, too, if I'm
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  Speaker 11: not mistaken, they even sort of stick around for the
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  Speaker 11: credit scene because I think that leads right into.
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  Speaker 4: Civil War.
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  Speaker 11: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, interesting.
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  Speaker 11: So definitely, yeah, sticker.
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  Speaker 7: I've heard about like the giant man being a character
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  Speaker 7: maybe in this Ant-Man franchise. My little brother's actually a
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  Speaker 7: much bigger superhero than I am, but he's excited about
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  Speaker 7: that movie.
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  Speaker 11: The other thing is I also feel like it feels
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  Speaker 11: exactly like what happened is on the screen. Like you
• 7:52
  Speaker 11: watch it and you're kind of like, hmm, it kind
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  Speaker 11: of feels like this had a director and then he
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  Speaker 11: left halfway through.
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  Speaker 10: Because you can watch like those scenes and you know
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  Speaker 10: which one I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 11: You're like, yeah, he wrote this because he's still listed
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  Speaker 11: as co-writer and he's still like executive producer.
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  Speaker 10: Like he's still.
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  Speaker 11: Listed as like he was halfway into making that movie, obviously.
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  Speaker 11: So it's like there's just an exchange with a guy
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  Speaker 11: telling the story. And I'm like, that is straight out
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  Speaker 11: of anything else in his arsenal. Like that is straight
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  Speaker 11: out of like Shaun of the Dead or like, I mean,
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  Speaker 11: it's it's just set up exactly like the way he
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  Speaker 11: would shoot something like that.
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  Speaker 10: Probably not edited near as tightly.
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  Speaker 11: I still feel like it probably would have benefited even
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  Speaker 11: more had he actually been directing.
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  Speaker 9: But, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: I feel like that's still tangible.
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  Speaker 11: You can sit there and go, yeah, I think that's
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  Speaker 11: probably where these weak points came in is he probably
• 8:43
  Speaker 11: would have tightened all that stuff up and he wasn't
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  Speaker 11: there anymore because Marvel kind of choked him out.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Got rid of all the creativity that he was probably
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  Speaker 11: trying to inject into this thing.
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  Speaker 1: It'll definitely be one to go back and revisit. But,
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: you know, It does play off the humor, like I said.
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  Speaker 1: It was very aware of itself being a movie about
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: a hero named Ant-Man. And when it was initially announced,
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm not even going to go
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  Speaker 1: see that in theaters. I'm going to waste my time.
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: Another Bugman movie. Another Bugman.
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  Speaker 10: And even Paul Rudd.
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  Speaker 11: I was just like, I love Paul Rudd, but I
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  Speaker 11: was like, in a superhero movie? Even then, I was
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  Speaker 11: kind of questioning the casting, but he pulls it off.
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  Speaker 11: I think he can do it, they just don't really
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  Speaker 11: give him anything to do in this one, but Again,
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  Speaker 11: looking for sequels and tie-ins in the next Marvel movie,
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  Speaker 11: I think there's potential there. I'm glad that he's Ant-Man
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  Speaker 11: and seems like he's going to stick around and continue it.
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  Speaker 11: So I kind of want to see more with Paul
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  Speaker 11: Rudd because he's definitely got potential to do way more
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  Speaker 11: with the character.
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  Speaker 1: And I've noticed that, just one more thing on Ant-Man,
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  Speaker 1: like kind of all these superhero movies, with the casting
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  Speaker 1: of Michael Douglas, you know, Guardians of the Galaxy, they
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  Speaker 1: had Glenn Close in there. They pull these, like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: older actors and actresses in who are really talented and
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  Speaker 1: have done awesome movies. And it's kind of an interesting
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  Speaker 1: thing to see the choices that they make. Like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not just, like, some off-spin, like, older actor. It's,
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  Speaker 1: you know, big names. Like, Michael Caine was in Batman
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  Speaker 1: as one of the lead characters. They like to cast...
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  Speaker 1: really talented older actors just in kind of fun roles.
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  Speaker 1: Like Guardians of the Galaxy played a lot on humor.
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  Speaker 8: Definitely.
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  Speaker 1: But it was significantly more entertaining for multiple reasons than Ant-Man.
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  Speaker 11: And Michael Douglas was really, like I said, I got
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  Speaker 11: more from his character. So I'm like, I think he
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  Speaker 11: did deliver what he probably had more written about, you know,
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  Speaker 11: his backstory than our Paul Rudd's character. So it's like,
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  Speaker 11: I do feel like he kind of stepped up and
• 10:46
  Speaker 11: could have just phoned it in, but he does give
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  Speaker 11: a good performance.
• 10:50
  Speaker 7: Are you guys excited for the new Fantastic Four, the reboot?
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  Speaker 11: Since I haven't seen it yet, I guess I'm not
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  Speaker 11: that excited.
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  Speaker 1: Not excited for it? I'm pretty excited, actually. I think
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  Speaker 1: I'll go see it.
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  Speaker 11: Again, I'm enough of a geek to just go see
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  Speaker 11: superhero movies, but I don't know. I'm going in kind
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  Speaker 11: of guarded.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, this could And this is a lame reason
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  Speaker 7: to even be excited for, but honestly, just having a
• 11:14
  Speaker 7: black actor as one of the main characters.
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  Speaker 1: Especially not, you know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: Especially because he's a good actor.
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  Speaker 7: As the Human Torch.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 8: It's going to be pretty rad.
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  Speaker 6: That's cool.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: And then Jamie Bell is the thing. I have another
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: crush on Jamie Bell as well.
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  Speaker 9: I like all of that. Yeah, the people they brought in.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Miles.
• 11:30
  Speaker 11: Miles Teller.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: Miles Teller is awesome.
• 11:32
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 11:33
  Speaker 8: Whiplash. Yes.
• 11:34
  Speaker 4: Holy shit.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Let's not get started on Whiplash because this will be
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: dominated by Whiplash.
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  Speaker 11: Well, if there's a downfall of the new one, it's
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  Speaker 11: as far as I know, there's no Silver Surfer, which
• 11:45
  Speaker 11: obviously they should have had.
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  Speaker 1: Took them two movies the last time to get into it, right?
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of funny that the Fantastic Four is like
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: the Wicker Man of the superhero world. Like the Nick
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: Cage Wicker Man, pretty much. Have either of you seen
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  Speaker 1: the Fantastic Four original?
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  Speaker 11: Like the Gorman one?
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the 1992 one.
• 12:08
  Speaker 11: The one that he made basically just to keep it
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  Speaker 11: from falling, like, for legal reasons.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a really interesting story behind that, too. And
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  Speaker 1: then the fact that, you know, it was lost for
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  Speaker 1: a couple years and then brought back to life, and
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: now you can just hop on the internet and watch it.
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  Speaker 11: At any time. Yeah, it's probably sitting on YouTube for free, so, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it's really not half bad. I was pretty entertained
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  Speaker 1: by it.
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  Speaker 11: Again, I like Corman's approach to making film. He's always
• 12:35
  Speaker 11: very business savvy, but in the best possible way. But
• 12:38
  Speaker 11: he also never really tried to kill the creative end
• 12:42
  Speaker 11: of it. He always hired super impressive writers and directors.
• 12:46
  Speaker 11: And as you can see, they always go on to
• 12:48
  Speaker 11: be massive A-list filmmakers. So you kind of go back
• 12:53
  Speaker 11: and watch him and go, yeah, he knows how to
• 12:55
  Speaker 11: balance the two and make something make money, but at
• 12:57
  Speaker 11: the same time, give it to somebody, you know, who's
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  Speaker 11: got an actual creative edge to them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd read an interview with the guy who directed
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: the Fantastic Four from 90, I keep saying 92, so
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to go with that.
• 13:11
  Speaker 11: We'll pretend like it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, 92. And he was saying, you know, I got
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  Speaker 1: this opportunity to work with Roger Corman and And I
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, every big name in Hollywood's worked with
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  Speaker 1: Roger Corman. This is my ticket. This is it for me.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: And then, you know, he finished the film. They were
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: waiting for it to come out and they just never
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: saw or heard anything about it. And one day he
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: got a call from Corman and he said, hey, you
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: did a great job. Thanks for everything. And, you know,
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: he hadn't heard anything about it since until all of
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: a sudden people started talking about it on blogs and saying,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: you guys have got to check this out. It's incredible.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, This really funny superhero movie from the early
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: 90s with crude effects. Kind of terrible writing, but still fun.
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  Speaker 1: Good interview.
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  Speaker 4: Check it out.
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  Speaker 11: All right. On that Marvel note, let's go talk to
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  Speaker 11: the Silver Surfer.
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  Speaker 13: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 10: We'll take our break.
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  Speaker 11: We'll be right back.
• 14:12
  Speaker 10: All the now speaks adventure. They got hit by cosmic rays.
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  Speaker 14: And the four will.
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  Speaker 13: Change forever In.
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  Speaker 15: Some most fantastic ways No need to fear, they're here
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  Speaker 15: just for the four Fantastic Four Don't need no more,
• 14:34
  Speaker 15: that's ungrammatical Reed Richards is the last name The suit
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  Speaker 15: gets me from sight Johnny is the human torch The
• 14:48
  Speaker 15: thing just loves to fight More for more.
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  Speaker 16: Hi, this is Leigh Merriweather, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 4: Mmm.
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  Speaker 10: Melt, melt, melt, melt.
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  Speaker 3: It's part of your problem, you know.
• 17:05
  Speaker 8: You haven't seen enough movies.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: All of life's riddles are answered in the movies. Now,
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: on with the show.
• 17:16
  Speaker 9: Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
• 17:19
  Speaker 11: Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: I think that floor sounds like... Floor sounds pretty cool.
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: Pretty cool. I don't know if you guys... How's the
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: Hilton floor?
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: The Hilton floor is great.
• 17:51
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: Sure, sure. That makes me sound like a whore.
• 17:55
  Speaker 9: The floor is great!
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: At these hotels.
• 17:58
  Speaker 14: What kind of party is this?
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: I know, I know. Because we sat on the floor
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: in my suite the other day.
• 18:06
  Speaker 9: I think so.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: We did in Lexington. Because it's more intimate.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: It's more like going on a campfire. We just ate
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: bowls of ramen.
• 18:16
  Speaker 17: We ate bowls of ramen. We're back in college. Also,
• 18:22
  Speaker 17: cuddling is totally on the table. It's a really good stuff.
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: That's what the floor of Hilton's were built for. Cuddling.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Cuddling and making money.
• 18:33
  Speaker 9: We're on the floor.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: We're talking about cuddling. Obviously, we're here with Christian. Back
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: with Doug. Are we recording?
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: We are recording right now.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Is this thing on?
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: I believe so.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: So, it's been a while. How has it been?
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: It or me? How have I been?
• 18:57
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: I'm great. It's been wonderful.
• 19:00
  Speaker 12: Yeah, no.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: The last time I talked to you was, I think, 2013.
• 19:03
  Speaker 13: Mm-hmm.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: And the last two years have been very eventful. I'm
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: still on Falling Skies. I think I just finished my
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: first season.
• 19:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you just appeared.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: On the scene. Our final season is airing right now
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: on TNT, Sunday nights at 10, 9 Central. And it's
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: an exciting season! Because we knew going in that it
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: was going to be our last.
• 19:27
  Speaker 9: They didn't have it planned out for that many?
• 19:29
  Speaker 11: They did.
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: Or they just saw the end coming?
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: I think Noah Wiley saw it. He kind of was like,
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: five is good.
• 19:36
  Speaker 11: I've kind of said that for years. I think anything
• 19:39
  Speaker 11: that goes past five seasons.
• 19:41
  Speaker 9: It's got to be a really good show.
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: It does.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Especially post-apocalyptic.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: We're in survival mode. Dirt on our faces. You know,
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: that kind of thing. so long. We had exhausted our options,
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: I think. I shouldn't say we. The writers, they brought
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: us to a close because they felt it was time.
• 20:00
  Speaker 9: You were doing fine, but those writers.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: I was on the show for the last three years,
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: and when you're wearing a full alien makeup for three years,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: it's the longest running creature gig I've ever had. I was, oh, really?
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: We have to end it? Really? It's okay, it's okay,
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: it's okay, it's okay.
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: So when you're in your makeup at all hours, is
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: it like all day, I'm assuming, or it's like a
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: consistent thing you have your mask on constantly?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's a glued-on situation.
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: Do you ever look in the mirror and start to
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: lose touch.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: With Who you were before. The real me.
• 20:33
  Speaker 9: Exactly.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: No, no. After 30 years in the biz, I'm talking
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: like an old man.
• 20:37
  Speaker 12: Isn't there a real Doug anymore?
• 20:39
  Speaker 11: Right, right.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: He's there.
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: He's become prosthetic.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: We all wear masks.
• 20:42
  Speaker 11: Don't we?
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Minors just glued on.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: I just didn't know. I've seen many end of the
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: days come where it comes off, so I don't lose
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: myself too much. It always comes back to being me
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: when I go back to my home or hotel or
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: wherever I'm staying. Yeah.
• 21:02
  Speaker 11: You know, that's one I was wondering is like in
• 21:04
  Speaker 11: the last, as you mentioned, many years over the years,
• 21:08
  Speaker 11: you've started to come out of the prosthetics.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, we're sitting here in Louisville, Kentucky right now,
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: because I am out of the prosthetics on a Hallmark
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: channel movie of all things. I know.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: This is so money's rolling in.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: You want to talk about breaking away from my usual gig? Uh, uh, no,
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: this is a feel good, inspirational film, lessons learned. Um,
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Let's see. A wealthy older woman, Miss Sally, passes away
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: near the beginning of the film and leaves a humongous
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: fortune to her grandson, Joey. Before he can collect his inheritance, though,
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: he has to pass some tests, learn some lessons, prove
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: himself worthy to carry on Grandma Sally's legacy. Hence the
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: name of the movie, The Ultimate Legacy, which is part
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: three of a trilogy. It was the ultimate gift. with
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Abigail Breslin, James Garner, Brian Dennehy in the first movie.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Second movie was The Ultimate Life, and the third one
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: now is The Ultimate Legacy. And in this one, the
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: law office that is handling this inheritance will, the main
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: lawyer is played by Bill Cobbs, if you know that
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: luscious actor. He was Whitney Houston's manager in The Bodyguard.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Hey!
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Hello. And his legal assistant at the office is Leigh Merriweather, right?
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Former Miss America, former Catwoman.
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: We've had her on the show.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Have you had her on? There you go. She's a
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: very nice woman.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: I posted a picture of her and myself today on Instagram, Twitter.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: It's Woman Crush Wednesday. It's Leigh Merriweather. She's 80 years old,
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: never had a thing done to her face, and she
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: is stunningly gorgeous to this day.
• 22:56
  Speaker 12: Is she married?
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: She is married.
• 23:01
  Speaker 12: That's alright.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: The entire cast of this movie has fallen madly in
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: love with Leigh Merriweather. She is just such a golden-hearted,
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: angelic woman. Goofy sense of humor. Love her, love her,
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: love her. Oh my gosh, Woman Crush Wednesday. Also in
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: the film, Brian Dennehy also has come back.
• 23:21
  Speaker 11: I did see he was in here.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: He was indeed.
• 23:25
  Speaker 9: I wasn't sure if it was connected to you or not.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: It was our movie. And also then the boss lady,
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Miss Sally Mae Anderson, who is the one who passes
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: away near the beginning of the film, is played by
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Raquel Welch.
• 23:40
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, now we have some young people in the room
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: that are making faces. Raquel Welch, iconic sex symbol of
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: the 60s and 70s. She, everyone knew her. Everyone, not
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: knew Raquel Welch. Everyone had a massive lusting for Raquel Welch.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: She's now 75 years old. It's weird that.
• 24:02
  Speaker 11: Most middle generations now are going to know her from
• 24:05
  Speaker 11: that episode of Seinfeld.
• 24:07
  Speaker 9: She's the woman that won't swing her arms.
• 24:09
  Speaker 16: Right. Oh, there we go.
• 24:11
  Speaker 12: I'm mad at myself for not knowing.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Seinfeld.
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: Very great.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so she, well, she was also in one of
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: those B.C. movies. Iconic poster image of her. One million
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: years B.C., I think.
• 24:22
  Speaker 12: One million years B.C.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: She's got a very iconic black and white poster of
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: her in like a, you know, shredded, a furry bikini thing, yeah.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: With a bouffant hairdo and false eyelashes, but still, it
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: was the 60s.
• 24:34
  Speaker 9: Like all cave women had.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she did a movie with Richard Pryor, I think,
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Mother Jugs and Speed. I saw in the theater when
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: I was a kid. Anyways, she is, but she is
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: like a true icon. And so, and she played, and
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: I am her butler in the movie. So I'm her
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: butler slash right-hand confidant driver guy. So, so I've become
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: an integral part of the story when she leaves this
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: planet because she, a part of this leaving her legacy
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: to her grandson. I'm a part of the process of,
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: of knowing what steps he has to pass and how
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: to help him along the way. And she, before the
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: beginning of the movie, she asks me, will you keep
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: an eye on him? And of course I give her my, my,
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: if I will. And so that's bookended at the end
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: of the film. And it's actually, I, I never get
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: offered this kind of role to be a butler in,
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: in this, in this like inspirational feel good movie for
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: the Hallmark channel. And it's the setting is just, we're
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: out here in the outskirts of Louisville. The reason I'm
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: here and this far out of the city right now
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: is that we're filming in the Grange, which is even
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: farther out. Yeah. And then there's a lot of horse
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: property estates out there, like a lot of.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It's on swimming core, yeah.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: We're always, okay, lots of rich people.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: So the house we're filming at is glorious. And I
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: think there's another reason why I wanted to review Meet
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Joe Black today. Because this is my meet Joe Black.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: This is my experience. I'm filming on this beautiful, sprawling estate.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: I'm the butler. I'm well-dressed every day. I'm surrounded by well-dressed,
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: beautiful people. And we have a stellar older cast and
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: a stellar younger cast. And I'm kind of fitting in
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: the middle. At my age now, I'm 55. Don't I
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: look fabulous, by the way?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Everybody, thank you.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: I thought I saw it already.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: And so usually now when I'm working on things, I'm
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: usually the oldest member of whatever cast that is, right?
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: So I just did an episode of Z Nation for
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: the Sci-Fi Channel before I got here. Of course, I've
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: been on Arrow and Flash. I've been on Teen Wolf.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: I'm in a young genre, and I'm usually the old
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: guy on set when I do these. So to be
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: here with four cast members who are notably older than me,
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: although to be my parents... It's like we have 75
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: and up. You know what I'm saying? All the way
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: up to Bill Cobbs is 81. Brian Denny is 77.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Lee Merriweather just turned 80. So I'm loving, loving feeling
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: like the kid. Again, you know, among these iconic, legendary actors,
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: all of them. So I.
• 27:04
  Speaker 12: Oh my gosh.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: And what it switched this is coming off of like...
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: I've done one post-apocalyptic job after another. Whether it's zombies
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: or aliens or just.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Water Be Gone. I might have done a couple of...
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: I just did a movie called We've Forgotten More Than
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: We Ever Knew. It's a long title. I filmed it
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: in upstate New York, but I'm one of three people
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: left on Earth, and that's it. I did a short
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: film called Olive, where I was the last guy on Earth.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: And this is all within the last few months. I know,
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: I know, I know. So then, again, you can see
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: why I'm lusting over coming here to do a lavish,
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: beautiful piece with swelling music and lessons learned.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: You can see why I'm so happy to be here.
• 27:48
  Speaker 11: So that's, yeah, that's what I was wondering as you
• 27:50
  Speaker 11: get out of the makeup over the years, do you
• 27:52
  Speaker 11: get more comfortable? Cause before you had these sort of
• 27:55
  Speaker 11: camouflage of latex and like you could quarter, you could
• 27:59
  Speaker 11: be performing, but.
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: You weren't, you know, you on display. So is it
• 28:03
  Speaker 9: different watching?
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: There is something.
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: I learned, I did a movie called my name is Jerry,
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: where I played Jerry, the title character about five years ago,
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: a little more than that. It came out five years ago,
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: but we filmed it more like seven years ago. And, um,
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: That was my first time being on the cover of
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: the DVD. It was my face.
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: I was Jerry.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: I was the story without one prosthetic piece on me.
• 28:28
  Speaker 12: Let's see.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: When you're wearing a prosthetic makeup or a creature suit
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: of some sort, you have a certain freedom to go
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: big and you don't care.
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: You kind of have to.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: You kind of have to. It's kind of fun to
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: explore all the extremities of physicality, of of whatever ecosystem
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: it is of the creature you're playing. But you take
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: all that away, and it's just, you feel like you're
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: walking out of the house in a Speedo. Now, they're
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: street legal, right? But not everybody really wants to wear
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: one outside, right?
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: It's comfortable, yeah.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Now, mind you, I look hot in a Speedo.
• 29:03
  Speaker 12: Obviously. I can only imagine.
• 29:05
  Speaker 16: Right, right, right.
• 29:06
  Speaker 11: Until later when, I mean, once we're done, I'm assuming
• 29:08
  Speaker 11: there's a fashion show. Speedo fashion show.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Well, we are in a hotel room, so I.
• 29:13
  Speaker 9: On the carpet. On the carpet.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, but that's what it feels like. But after
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: a while, though, after a while, so I felt like, oh,
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: if my name is Jerry, like, I was outside in
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: a Speedo, yes, but I had made it to the pool,
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: and everybody else was dressed like that, too. So, you
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: know what I mean? So the comfort level comes back.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: with with more doing it so now uh yeah so
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: now getting to do something like this um i've been
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: using my face a lot more lately like i mentioned
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: arrow in the flash that was i was playing death
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: bolt a dc comics villain with my own face i've
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: been watching the flash i'm really into the flash it's
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: a good show it's a really good show.
• 29:51
  Speaker 11: I'm assuming there'll be some sort of repeat appearances.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, they introduced me on Arrow, and then
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: they crossed me over to The Flash and joined other rogues.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: And it looks like they might have killed me off
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: in that episode. You're not sure?
• 30:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I wasn't sure.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Because Captain Cold, played by Wentworth Miller, who's brilliant. Gosh,
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: he's brilliant. He shoots me in the face with the
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: freezy gun. I kind of turned to the camera going, whoa!
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: I fall out of frame and you're not really sure
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: what happened after that.
• 30:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I didn't take that. And we'll see him next season.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: So the writers have some leeway. They can leave me
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: there or they can bring me back. But at Comic-Con
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: a few weeks ago, well, about a month ago in
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: San Diego, I was at an after party and one
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: of the writers from Arrow came up to me at
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: the Entertainment Weekly after party.
• 30:36
  Speaker 14: Doug, hi.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: It's so-and-so from the writing staff. I just want to
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: tell you. I just want to tell you, we loved
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: having you on the show so much.
• 30:45
  Speaker 12: We were so excited to.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Have you, so excited to bring you back and write
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: more for you, but then Flash barred you and killed you.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: We were so pissed off. We were so pissed off.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: So that's why I was thinking, oh, they did kill
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: me then.
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: Ignore that guy. Writers get fired all the time.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Don't worry about it. So I don't know what my
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: fate is on that particular franchise. But coming up, I
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: don't know if this is the time to talk about
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: what's coming, but Crimson Peak is coming.
• 31:11
  Speaker 9: I was going to have to go to that one.
• 31:12
  Speaker 12: You were going to.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: October 16th.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Theaters everywhere. I play, it's Guillermo del Toro's newest movie.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: It's his haunted house story. Huge cast. You've got Tom Hiddleston,
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Jessica Chastain, Mia Wasikowska, and Charlie Hunnam. from Sons of Anarchy,
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Pacific Rim. My Dreams also.
• 31:38
  Speaker 12: He's from My Dreams. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:41
  Speaker 9: All of them.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: My Dreams. And so with all of them, there are
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: some lady ghosts that haunt the house. I am two
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: of those lady ghosts.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: Now, I know we're having a little crossover, a gender issue.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: But why we play lady ghosts, I will not tell you.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: You have to see the movie to say why the
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: ghosts are ladies and what they want. what message they're
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: trying to get across, that you have to watch the
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: movie to find out.
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: But it was quite.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, let me tell you this. I'm going to tell
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: you my little quip. Okay, there's one of my... Both
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: my ghosts are hinted at, at least in the trailer
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: you've seen so far on the WebberNet. One of them
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: is in a bathtub. It's a red lady ghost, and
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: I step out of the bathtub. You didn't see this
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: in the trailer, but I step out, and I'm stark-ass
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: naked as a lady. So lots of prosthetics from head
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: to toe, reshaping my body and everything I had... Saggy
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: boobicles the whole nine yards. And as I got out
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: of the bathtub, I was supposed to walk down the
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: hallway after one of the other characters. I won't tell
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: you who. And I thought to myself, gosh, I really
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: got to vamp this up. You know what I'm saying?
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Because I'm a skinny, hipless boy. And I need to
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: get my girl on. That's my new band name. I'm
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: a skinny, hipless boy.
• 32:59
  Speaker 10: We're going to kick ass.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Opening for Justin Bieber.
• 33:02
  Speaker 12: Right, right, right.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: So I'm walking. Take one. I'm like walking down the hallway,
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: and I'm trying to be as haunting and as womanly
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: as I can. Guillermo del Toro, we finish the take,
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: he goes, cut.
• 33:18
  Speaker 12: Dog, can you butch it up?
• 33:21
  Speaker 11: It's too sexy. Yes.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, I win.
• 33:24
  Speaker 9: You did it.
• 33:25
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: I pulled it off.
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 33:28
  Speaker 11: I'm glad you at least got to do the impression
• 33:30
  Speaker 11: as well I know I had a specific question about
• 33:35
  Speaker 11: working with him you've spent a lot of your life working.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: With Guillermo I have 5 movies and The Strain now too.
• 33:40
  Speaker 11: So I've known you over the years I've met you
• 33:45
  Speaker 11: several times now I don't know that I've heard you
• 33:47
  Speaker 11: curse and.
• 33:49
  Speaker 10: Yet if there's one thing he's notorious for it's.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Every other word so how are you around that all
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: day long Oh, on Guillermo del Toro, cussing is charming somehow.
• 34:02
  Speaker 9: It is. Like, I just heard him do it, and
• 34:04
  Speaker 9: I was like, oh.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: It's adorable.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: I've often said that he's trilingual. He's fluent in English, Spanish,
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: and the F word.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: All right, so.
• 34:14
  Speaker 11: Which I heard him use about you recently.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Did he really? Yeah.
• 34:19
  Speaker 11: Would you like me to bust it out completely?
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: Bust it out.
• 34:22
  Speaker 11: I won't do the accent because I do it wrong,
• 34:24
  Speaker 11: but he was basically talking about having these ghosts in there,
• 34:28
  Speaker 11: one of which, or several of which, is played by Doug.
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: Jones, one of the skinniest motherfuckers I've.
• 34:32
  Speaker 10: Ever worked with.
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: I think it was skinniest motherfucker on the planet. I
• 34:36
  Speaker 9: was like, all right, he's got a point.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Well, now a couple of other lady ghosts in the
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: film are played by Javier Botet, another tall, skinny fella.
• 34:43
  Speaker 9: I think he was referencing that both of them.
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: Both of them, right.
• 34:46
  Speaker 9: And then he didn't feel so skinny when you.
• 34:48
  Speaker 12: Guys were around.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: No, bless his heart.
• 34:52
  Speaker 11: He's just he's always kind of adorable.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: He's a cuddly he's a pinchable squeezable just wanted to shake.
• 34:59
  Speaker 11: Him and excited about filmmaking like I think that's one
• 35:03
  Speaker 11: of the things.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: That comes through the most he's excited about film watching
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: so he makes a film so he can watch it
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: and get a geekgasm as he calls them so he's
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: a fanboy truly so when he makes movies he makes
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: them for himself as a fanboy and that's why we
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: all go.
• 35:19
  Speaker 11: Oh this is fantastic you know And he's right.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: And he's right.
• 35:24
  Speaker 12: Exactly.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I had actually just seen The Devil's Backbone for the
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: first time a couple months back. Yeah. Unfortunately, right before
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: the video store closed. It was one of my final rentals.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: It had been on my list forever. And it was gorgeous. Haunting.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: The whole nine yards.
• 35:39
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 35:39
  Speaker 11: That's what he does.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: So I'm looking forward to Crimson Peak. And I did
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: see the trailer, actually, before Jurassic World.
• 35:44
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, did you?
• 35:45
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 11: It looks amazing.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: It looks amazing. And I was there with my dad.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: And he said, that looks good.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: And my dad is not one who likes horror movies.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: But he's like, that looks pretty good. But, you know,
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: set in the Victorian era, the costumes, the sets, all
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: the art direction, it's all specific with him. And it
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: all means something. Color palette is gorgeous.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: These looming reds that just, it's like a watercolor painting almost.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: At least that's what I got from the trailer.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, truly. And then Mia Wasikowski.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I've got a bit of a boy crush on her.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Of course you do.
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: Is it set in the house? Is it any shining
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: references specifically? You said you're coming out of the bathtub
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: as a lady.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: I'm sure as many directors, Guillermo is also one who
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: gets inspired by other films. He gets inspired by other films,
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: by other works of art in general, like books and
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: paintings and music. He's inspired by so many things. Elements
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: of classic other movies will creep in to directors like him.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: As it should against the movie Fanboy as well.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Exactly, totally.
• 36:52
  Speaker 11: I just saw that trailer the first time and was like,
• 36:54
  Speaker 11: how has he not made this already?
• 36:55
  Speaker 9: It's so up his alley.
• 36:57
  Speaker 14: Creepy Victorian haunted house movie.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: How have we gone this far without it? Now it's
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: going to be on the resume. There you go. Speaking
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: of him, I'm also a recurring vampire on the stream.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: I'm one of his ancients. we were introduced at the
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: end of season one as like kind of a cliffhanger,
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: you know, dun, dun, dun, see you next season. And
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: so sure enough in episode one of season two, which
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: was a few weeks ago, we showed up again and
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: fed on a poor naked fella who they brought him
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: into the middle of the room and three of us ancients,
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: you know, circled him and stuck out our humongous like
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: stinger tongue things and like sucked the life out of him.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: As you do, you know.
• 37:42
  Speaker 11: Did you cross over with Samantha Mathis?
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: With Samantha... Samantha Mathis started in season two. Oh, no.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Our scenes were just with the kid who plays Gus.
• 37:52
  Speaker 11: We were all working our crushes in. We had her
• 37:57
  Speaker 11: on a few weeks ago and I contained myself as
• 37:59
  Speaker 11: best I could. I eventually just outed myself for the
• 38:03
  Speaker 11: giant version of her on my.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Door at home as a child. Oh, precious. Samantha Mathis.
• 38:11
  Speaker 11: So tell her hello next time you attack someone in
• 38:13
  Speaker 11: her vicinity.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: And if you saw the season opener of season two,
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: I was also the original master in that opening flashback
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: sequence that shows how the master became the master. I
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: was the original skinny little golem-like master who infected the
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: big tall guy played by Robert Maillet. Big, big former
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: wrestler fella. He was also in Pacific Rim. But he's
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: seven feet tall and he has humongous bones. Like his
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: hands are the size of my head.
• 38:40
  Speaker 12: You know what I'm saying?
• 38:42
  Speaker 9: Any other projects. You've got 40 or 50 in the works.
• 38:46
  Speaker 9: This year.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:47
  Speaker 12: Right, right, right.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: So I mentioned, okay, Z Nation Season 2 starts September 11th,
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: and I'm in Episode 9. I guest star as a
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: little crazy alien hunter fella. The episode takes place in Roswell,
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: New Mexico, and I'm one of the freaks that they
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: come across who is an alien seeker. So I'm not
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: quite right in the head. Now, more happens with me.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: More is revealed about me throughout the episodes. I don't
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: want to give all that away right now. But, yeah,
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: it was great fun to play. Also guest starring was
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Missy Pyle with me as well. Very tall, beautiful actress.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: She can go as crazy as you want her to go, too.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: She's delightful on film. Nothing but love. I'm forgetting things.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: There's got to be... That's what I was wondering.
• 39:38
  Speaker 11: Is it because you've got so much always in the works,
• 39:41
  Speaker 11: is it just... habit now? Or is it all like
• 39:45
  Speaker 11: the plates are spinning and I have to take the
• 39:46
  Speaker 11: next thing?
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: I'm a people pleaser and I hate saying no. And
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: yet when I say yes I find myself overworking, overstressed.
• 39:58
  Speaker 11: It's a fine line.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I have a couple. I'm doing about three or four
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: short films throughout the summer and fall. I don't know
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: that I really have time to work them on, but
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: I'm going to. I'm doing a web series or two
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: as well. These aren't things that make you famous and rich,
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: but they're things that if you met a puppy director
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: that's like, Mr. Jones, I'd really like to have you
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: in my thing. And you see his other work and
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: you're like, oh, he's got some promise. Let's help the
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: kid along. Yeah.
• 40:25
  Speaker 11: It's cool.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: I'll be in his thing.
• 40:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, not everybody still does that.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah.
• 40:28
  Speaker 12: That's awesome.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Of course, so it's all good. You know, and they do,
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: I don't do it for free anymore. That's the one,
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: that is one thing I can't do anymore is when
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: I feel myself being, giving it away for something that
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: doesn't make you famous or rich, it's like, well, well,
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: then my time maybe, maybe I think my time is
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: worth it.
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Especially looking at your list.
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: You're putting off a lot of real work.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You'd have to clear the calendar for these people.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: It's understandable.
• 40:59
  Speaker 11: It's a profession.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 41:02
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: It's what I do for a living.
• 41:03
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: It's like asking a plumber to come fix your toilet
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: just because it would be good exposure for him.
• 41:09
  Speaker 9: I don't think that works.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Maybe your toilet's not better than anybody else's.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 41:12
  Speaker 12: Is that a pun?
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: Is that a good exposure?
• 41:18
  Speaker 12: A good toilet reference.
• 41:19
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: Since it's the first time I met, you can ask
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: you what your favorite movie that you've been in is.
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 41:26
  Speaker 18: Yes.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: My favorite movie I've ever been in, it would be
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Pan's Labyrinth because of the piece of art that it is. Uh,
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: it is the most, it is the most like a
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: classic painting that I've ever been able to play in. Um, uh,
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: six Oscar nominations proved me right. Okay. And, uh, um, and,
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: and getting to play two characters in it. Um, of
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: course the fawn was my, was my main concern and he's,
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: he's become my, one of my handful of favorite characters
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: I've ever played because, uh, of his ambiguity. He didn't
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: know if he was good or bad. And, and yet
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: by the end you find that he really is good
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: and he was helping little Ophelia find her way. And, uh,
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: And I love the construction of that character that Guillermo
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: wrote into him. And one little fun fact about Pan's
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Labyrinth is that every time you see me as the faun,
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: I'm aging backwards. When you meet me at the beginning
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: of the film, I'm a little bit older, rickety, more
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: gray in color. Eyes are more foggy like I have
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: cataracts or something as you every time you see me.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Those are clearing up. Color's coming back. My horns are
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: growing all the way out. I'm getting more auburn in
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: color and getting more fluid in motion. So that had
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: to be very well constructed. As a performance, I had
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: to pay more attention to that character than anything I've
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: ever done. I also was speaking Spanish. Reams of Spanish
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: dialogue after being put into a five-hour makeup application.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: Hugest job of my life as far as what it
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: demanded of me.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: You don't speak Spanish.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: That's what I was going to say.
• 42:58
  Speaker 9: Did you know Spanish before you met him?
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: I learned Spanish of the film. I'd taken two years
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: of it in high school, but of course that's all gone.
• 43:04
  Speaker 11: I can speak Spanish, but every other word is motherfucker.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: I learned it all from my man. If I do
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: Guillermo del Toro Spanish, yes, it's all sprinkled with the
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: F word. But yeah, so I think just coming out
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: of Pan's Labyrinth, feeling like, okay, now I can pat
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: myself on the back for something I thought was impossible.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: You know, that was another reason it's a favorite. And
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: the afterlife that it's had also makes it a favorite
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: in that that is the one movie that people have
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: the most emotional reaction to when I tell them I
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: was in it. That and Hocus Pocus.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Because you kids grew up with Hocus Pocus. That's very true.
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: That's the first role I've seen you in, definitely.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Right, right, exactly. I get that a lot. I also
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: get lots of people telling me that Billy Butcherson was
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: their first screen crush.
• 43:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah, right.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: And I informed them, Denley, you know you're a necrophiliac, right?
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: And?
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Your point.
• 43:57
  Speaker 11: Let me show you my other screen crush.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: I was a hot zombie before zombies were the thing, see? So, yeah. Yeah,
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: so in Hocus Pocus. But Pan's Labyrinth would be, you know...
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: the emotional piece that means something to people, that they
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: learn something about themselves from watching or whatever. It's got
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: a long shelf life.
• 44:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it gets carried on because we just, one of
• 44:19
  Speaker 11: the last episodes we did was at an.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: Art gallery here in town.
• 44:22
  Speaker 11: And the artist, Brian, is like a big fan of
• 44:25
  Speaker 11: movies and has all these. And one of the main
• 44:28
  Speaker 11: ones sitting over there is both versions of you which
• 44:31
  Speaker 11: I think he posted it.
• 44:31
  Speaker 9: I think he showed you a picture.
• 44:33
  Speaker 11: Of it and you guys were talking about it, but
• 44:34
  Speaker 11: it's both versions of you that he's done.
• 44:36
  Speaker 9: It's just this beautiful painting.
• 44:37
  Speaker 12: That he did.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: And the pale man, one of them as well, the
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: guy with the eyes in his face.
• 44:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he's got that.
• 44:42
  Speaker 11: And then the fawn is below him. Yeah, and it's
• 44:45
  Speaker 11: a great painting and it's like it's one of those
• 44:47
  Speaker 11: you can tell, you know, it meant something to him,
• 44:50
  Speaker 11: that movie.
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: And he's carrying it on.
• 44:52
  Speaker 11: In his art form now. So I think it does, yeah,
• 44:54
  Speaker 11: it does sort of resonate with people.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: That's amazing, yeah. By the way, you just mentioned Slender Man.
• 45:01
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 45:01
  Speaker 8: Well, what's the character?
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: The Pale Man.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: Pale Man, I'm sorry.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: But since you mentioned Slender Man.
• 45:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's been in the works.
• 45:07
  Speaker 12: For a while.
• 45:08
  Speaker 9: Or rumored.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: Are you going to tell them? Well, I was going
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: to tell you, I played a character inspired by Slender Man,
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: looks much like him, called The Operator, in a movie
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: called Always Watching. Came out yesterday on the DVD. It's
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: been on Video On Demand for a couple months now.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: It had a theatrical run in 10 cities for about
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: a week.
• 45:28
  Speaker 11: And.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: But it's out on DVD as of yesterday. So it's
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: at your Walmart. It's at your Amazon. It's at your everywhere.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Always watching a Marble Hornets story based on Marble Hornets,
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: which is a web series that was inspired by Slender Man.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: I had heard about this, actually.
• 45:44
  Speaker 9: Did they have to change the name? Is Slender Man litigious?
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Didn't have to. Slender Man was created on the internet
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: by a guy who did this.
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 45:53
  Speaker 11: It seems like it's its own entity at this point.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Well, right. It seems like it might be public-ish because
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: it's been, his Wikipedia page has been added to by everybody.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: The legend of him has grown from people adding to
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: it every day. Uh, But the original Photoshop images of
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Slender Man were done by a guy in Florida who
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: kind of does have ownership of the Slender Man name.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: So they did strike some kind of a deal with
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: him because the imagery is so close. What I look
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: like is very much the Slender Man image. So they
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: did strike a deal with him. So everyone's happy. In
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: the credits of the film, it does say inspired by
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: the Slender Man character by so-and-so.
• 46:36
  Speaker 12: Nice.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: So we have his blessing and all that. But yeah,
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: there was an unfortunate incident in the news that happened
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: a couple years ago. regarding some little girls who did
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: a dastardly deed to one of their friends, uh, based
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: on their feelings for Slenderman and wanting to please him,
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: which was, which was nutty cakes.
• 46:56
  Speaker 11: Again, there's like every 10 years, there's a story like
• 46:58
  Speaker 11: that about a different character. It just, yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: So the one, so that's another reason why keeping some
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: distance from the Slenderman name in the movie is probably
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: smart just for now, you know, but, uh, But that,
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: I guess, came out yesterday. So that's the other project.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: I knew there was something I told you about.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Always Watching a Marvel Hornet Story came out yesterday on DVD.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: We'll be picking that up.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: There you go. It's filmed in sort of a reality,
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: handheld camera, found footage kind of way. But it is. harrowing.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: I did watch it and it was very engaging and
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: it kept me going like blah blah blah and I
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: knew it was coming.
• 47:37
  Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying?
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 47:40
  Speaker 14: You're the villain, right?
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, wait, that's me.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Do you scare yourself on screen?
• 47:44
  Speaker 8: Well, that's me.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: There's something about a pale, featureless face in the distance
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: behind the bushes that is really, really unsettling.
• 47:52
  Speaker 9: There's primal things going on there.
• 47:53
  Speaker 12: There's something going on there.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah. So, there was love.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: There was love.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, Pan's got a Uh, also, and another favorite
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: film of mine where I played a human was the,
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: my name is Jerry. I told you about before. My
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: name is Jerry is a, uh, an indie film with, uh,
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: but with a lot of heart and a lot of
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: coming of middle age, kind of a storyline for the
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: Jerry character. Um, so there's, there's the 40 plus crowd
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: and there's also the 20 somethings that he connects with
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: to help him find himself again and, or reinvent himself. And, uh,
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: and then he has a, there's a father daughter relationship
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: that's kind of reconnected through the storyline and, It's a
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: very charming piece. Jerry charms me. So he's my favorite
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: human character I've ever played. But if you ask me
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: about my favorite costumed character, aside from the faun being
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: one of my favorites, aside from Billy Butcherson from Hocus
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: Pocus being one of my favorites, the Silver Surfer, also
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: one of my favorites. That's the most beautiful. Oh, my gosh.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: You want to talk about beautiful film characters, the Silver Surfer. Well,
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: they put this muscle suit on me that reshaped my
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: body into perfection. And a mask that slipped over my
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: head that glued on to me. I was in it
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: all day. That reshaped my face into strong jawline, heavy
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: brow bones, handsome, handsome, strong, strong.
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: And shiny. And shiny.
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: So shiny.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 49:13
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: So, I mean, like, that was the best ass I've
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: ever had on film ever. uh unfortunately i had to
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: hand it back at the end of every day you
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: know i know i at least let you take it
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: home one thing i know i'm talking about work to
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: the beach so yeah this is what i oh that's
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: mine yeah oh that's my i had a cast i
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: sat for a molding of that uh so uh but
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: but i think my favorite uh costume character then Of course,
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: my coach's character on Falling Skies has become very endearing
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: to me over these three years. But he also has
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: the same kind of a vibe to him that Abe Sapien.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: Abe Sapien is probably my favorite costume character.
• 49:48
  Speaker 11: He's kind of amazing.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: He's the most like me, I think.
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: He's another one I think that people just attach themselves to.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: They do attach to emotionally, yes.
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: His personality actually is funny, is very similar to yours,
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: having just met you.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: You see it, though.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Totally, yeah.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Well, it's that thing of him being able to put
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: his hand up and be an empath. He can empathetically
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: find wherever you are and feel what you've been through,
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: where you're, you know, he knows things by touching. And
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: I'm very much a huggy, touchy person, as you know,
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: when you walk in the room. Never thought that.
• 50:19
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Somehow I can see things better when I can touch them.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: So I tend to be very handsy, as Abe Sapien is.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: So we connect. We get each other, Abe. Yeah.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:31
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 50:32
  Speaker 11: When we were discussing the Marvel movies earlier, if this
• 50:36
  Speaker 11: new Fantastic Four is successful.
• 50:38
  Speaker 9: And they wanted to bring you back.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, they're not going to bring me back. When they reboot,
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: they reboot. You know what I'm saying?
• 50:44
  Speaker 11: To me, that was the part that everybody liked in
• 50:46
  Speaker 11: that last scene. They had a lot of problems with
• 50:48
  Speaker 11: the other stuff, but I never heard anybody say.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Anything bad about some of it. You know what? Me either,
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: which I'm very, very tickled and complimented by, that in
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: the midst of bad reviews of a movie, the one
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: nice thing they found to talk about was this Silver
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: Surfer character played by Doug Jones, which I really was very, very,
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: very touched by, that I did not get one bad review.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: I was very happy about that. That doesn't mean they're
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: going to bring me back. Honestly, no. He needs his
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: own spinoff.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: And they did their casting at a middle school. These
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: kids are so young.
• 51:17
  Speaker 9: But you're silver.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: They didn't get to.
• 51:20
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 51:20
  Speaker 9: That's a shiny ass.
• 51:21
  Speaker 11: That's all they need.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: They can just put that ass back on me. They'll
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: cast me again.
• 51:25
  Speaker 9: Trust me.
• 51:25
  Speaker 11: You're just walking in the office wearing that.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 51:30
  Speaker 12: So, I don't know.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: We'll see.
• 51:32
  Speaker 11: We'll start the petition right now.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: We'll see what happens. I would love to play the
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Silver Surfer again. And there were plans originally when I
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: did the sequel of the old Fantastic Four franchise. I
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: had a three-picture deal. So they had planned to bring
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: him back in his own standalone movie. But there was
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: like a five-year term on that three-picture deal, and that
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: ran out. So they're not beholden to me, nor am
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: I to them anymore. But if they came back asking
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: for me, of course I would do it, because he's beautiful,
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: and that would create another 8x10 on my table at
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: a convention, wouldn't it?
• 52:06
  Speaker 11: So let's do it.
• 52:08
  Speaker 9: Get the petition going.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: That's right. Get the petition going.
• 52:14
  Speaker 11: All right, so we've hung out on the floor for
• 52:15
  Speaker 11: a while now with Doug, but we're really just getting started.
• 52:19
  Speaker 11: As with previous sessions with Doug, we like to hang
• 52:21
  Speaker 11: out and talk about a movie, and this was no exception.
• 52:24
  Speaker 11: But I thought since we're this far in and just
• 52:27
  Speaker 11: getting to the movie... well, maybe we better give that
• 52:29
  Speaker 11: discussion its own episode. That way we can have a
• 52:32
  Speaker 11: little more focus on the movie as a whole next
• 52:34
  Speaker 11: time around.
• 52:35
  Speaker 14: Plus, it will give you a chance to go watch
• 52:37
  Speaker 14: or re-watch the movie again.
• 52:38
  Speaker 11: If you want to listen and not worry about spoiling it.
• 52:41
  Speaker 14: And if you were paying attention earlier, you heard what
• 52:43
  Speaker 14: movie Doug picked.
• 52:44
  Speaker 11: But if not, well, get out your decoder pins, kids,
• 52:46
  Speaker 11: because it's time for the Secret Circle reveal of next
• 52:49
  Speaker 11: week's exciting movie.
• 52:50
  Speaker 14: Yes, as I said earlier, Doug has chosen Meet Joe Black.
• 52:53
  Speaker 11: Director Martin Brest's 1998 film starring Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins,
• 52:58
  Speaker 11: and Claire Forlani.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, that.
• 53:00
  Speaker 9: Meet Joe Black.
• 53:02
  Speaker 11: So go watch it now for spoiler-free listening, because we
• 53:04
  Speaker 11: will be back next week with Doug Jones for a
• 53:07
  Speaker 11: full movie discussion. But before we totally round out this episode.
• 53:12
  Speaker 14: I thought we would give you not one, but two bonus.
• 53:14
  Speaker 11: Stories from Doug. The first I thought was a really
• 53:17
  Speaker 11: interesting description of just some of the grueling time spent
• 53:20
  Speaker 11: in his makeup and costumes once he's in character. and
• 53:22
  Speaker 11: just how hard it is to do even the most
• 53:24
  Speaker 11: simple activities. And that story rolls over into the Joan
• 53:28
  Speaker 11: Rivers story, which maybe you've heard him tell before. I
• 53:30
  Speaker 11: know he's told it a few times over the years.
• 53:32
  Speaker 11: But regardless, heard it or not.
• 53:35
  Speaker 8: It's classic.
• 53:36
  Speaker 11: So we'll send you off with those stories and the promise,
• 53:38
  Speaker 11: or threat, to be back to discuss that movie. So
• 53:40
  Speaker 11: watch it now if you're so inclined. Otherwise, that about
• 53:43
  Speaker 11: does it. We will return next time, same geek feed.
• 53:46
  Speaker 11: Thanks for listening.
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: One of my profile pictures for Facebook was you eating
• 53:51
  Speaker 7: in the Fauno costume.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Costume.
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah. That picture was made the round.
• 53:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: I had a Coca-Cola with a bendy store on it, too.
• 53:59
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: That was perfect. Yeah, I know the one.
• 54:02
  Speaker 8: Was that? No.
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: That wasn't staged at all?
• 54:04
  Speaker 12: Oh, Gads, no.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: I would never have posed for that. No, when I'm
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: wearing that costume, I couldn't sit in a lunch break.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: I didn't have a trailer to go recline in and
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: lay back. I was in stilt feet. There was too
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: much to take everything off. Trees coming out of your back.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: I had these big ass horns that were heavy and
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: battery packs that were built into the horns that operated
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: the eye. No CG on my face. It was all practical, mechanical.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: The ears moved. All motorized and battery.
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: All right. Right.
• 54:42
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: So, so, uh, and I, and I couldn't lean like
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: wide back and like, I couldn't do this at lunchtime
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: or on any breaks. Right. So I, they had a
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: built for me, a special fauno bicycle seat thing that
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: I had to straddle. And with a T bar that
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: was padded, I could lean forward on it at best. So, um,
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: the inside of here would, uh, took a beating because I,
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: that's all, all of that weight and pressure just on
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: two little, uh, Ah, bony, bony, bony ass, right?
• 55:10
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: So, uh, yeah, didn't have my surfer ass. No, I
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: did not.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: So, uh, yeah.
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: So, so when people wanted to like, Oh, let's get
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: a fun picture.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: It was, it was not fun for me. So that
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: picture was taken without my knowing it. Well, of course
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at the world like this too. I just
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: looked at a tear ducts and then the eyes are
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: built out here. So all I could see was a pinhole.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: that's all I could see with no periphery so people
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: could have been standing just out of my view with
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: a camera all day and I would have it's not
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: chatting me and I would have never known it exactly
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: you know what I'm.
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: Talking about yeah that's I'll say the first movie that
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: I ever saw you in I guess was Hocus Pocus
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: but I definitely googled your name for the first time
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: whenever I saw Pan's Lab and to see that you
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: were both a pan man that's awesome Well.
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: Pan's Labyrinth was also... So iconic on imagery, you know, just, yeah.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the movie that made people look me
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: up most. Especially because I was the only American actor
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: in it that spoke English as the first language. So
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: when the movie opened in the States, I was the
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: go-to guy for press, right? Right.
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: So I did a whistle-stop.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Tour around the country, doing, like, a screening and all
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: the local press in, like, in major markets around the country.
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: And I also did a huge press junket and a
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: premiere and everything.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Out in L.A., and And when we did go to
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: the Oscars and the Golden Globes, I was on the
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: red carpets talking to all the press because I was
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: the guy.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: That had the right accent.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: Did I tell you my Joan Rivers story ever about that?
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: I don't think so.
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: Okay. Yeah.
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: Okay. So I've been wanting to talk to Joan Rivers.
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: She was doing red.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Carpets all the time back in the day before her
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: fashion review show. It overlapped a little bit. But after
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: being a comedian and had to be on a TV
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: icon for so long that she came like a red.
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: Carpet interview person.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: And if you got interviewed by Joan Rivers, you had
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: made it, right?
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: You were huge. So my one goal.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: In this career was if I can get on either
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: some red carpet event that Joan Rivers is at and
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: be interviewed by her, I can die happy.
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: I'm at the Oscars 2007 with Pan's Labyrinth, right?
• 57:12
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: So I just talked to everybody.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, I just finished up with Mark McGrath from Extra.
• 57:21
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: And then there's Joan Rivers. And Publicist John said, Joan
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: would like to talk to you.
• 57:25
  Speaker 13: And I'm like, it's Connor.
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 57:29
  Speaker 8: So, right?
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: Right. Okay.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: Now, she had been so done. I mean, hair's up
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: in this thing. She's got a little red fur thingy,
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: red and black dyed fur thingy on it. And the
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: face that doesn't move. You know the one.
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: You know the one. She made fun of that. She did, right?
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: I'm not saying anything she wouldn't have. So up close,
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: it's like it's a wonder of medical science. It just is, right?
• 57:58
  Speaker 13: No.
• 57:58
  Speaker 14: No, no.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: You wanted to go boop, boop.
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: I'm like, ow.
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: Does it give? Is it bouncy? Does it chip?
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: So.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: So she, uh, uh, we were, they were at a
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: commercial break and it was early in the, I got
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: there before most of the bigger stars on purpose so
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: that they would have time for me.
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: Cause I knew that if Tom Hanks was behind me,
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: nobody would want to talk to me. So, uh, so, uh, uh, she, uh, she, okay.
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: So she's at a commercial break and no, it's good
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: to me. Good thing I got here early so we
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: can talk to him.
• 58:29
  Speaker 11: God.
• 58:30
  Speaker 15: Yeah. Yeah.
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: So I feel her fur and I said, wow, that's,
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: that's an amazing fur. She goes, isn't this fabulous?
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes, it is. Wow.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:39
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: So then they hand her a stack. She's got people
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: with her there. So they hand her a stack of cards.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: So every movie being represented there has a stack of
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: cards with information on it. And so they hand her
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: the Pan's Labyrinth packet, and I'm in there. It's Doug
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Jones cards and what to ask me and all that.
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: So we're still at commercial break, and she goes, How
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: do you pronounce that?
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: And I said, Oh, that's... a labyrinth yes no way
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: yeah yeah.
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: Right yeah so so she said labyrinth did you know
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: that before the movie and i said yeah yeah.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know i did i did A lot of
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: us did.
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: Labyrinth. Labyrinth. So she, okay, so then we're going live.
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: We're on the air and she's like got the microphone.
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: You're talking to Doug Jones, man.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: So she asked like the usual questions of like, you know,
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: what makes this movie the artistic thing that it is.
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: And so, of course, I went into all my pat
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: answers about Guillermo del Toro and his brilliance and, you know,
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: being such an honor to work with him. All the
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: stuff you're supposed to say.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: And then her eyes kind of glazed over while she's
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: listening to her earpiece with another producer off-site talking to her.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: That's really weird.
• 59:55
  Speaker 15: No, it is.
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: You always know when you're losing somebody.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: So she comes back and asks me about the makeup.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: You've worn a lot of crazy makeups.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: Have you ever had any kind of bad reactions?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: So I would say, oh, no.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: Thankfully, I've never had any kind of allergic reactions or
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: chemical burns or anything from it. Any of the things
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: I've had on my face, whether it's latex foam rubber, removers,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: or adhesives, or silicone products. When I said silicone products,
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  Speaker 4: something happened in my psyche where I hear myself saying,
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  Speaker 4: silicone products, and I'm looking at this face just full
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  Speaker 4: of them. So, knee-jerk reaction, I just said, well, you
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  Speaker 4: know what I mean. Laughter Live television worldwide, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: No way.
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  Speaker 6: I did, I did, I did. And she responds with, oh,
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  Speaker 6: it's too late for me, honey. Thank heaven.
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  Speaker 11: If there's anybody you can say.
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  Speaker 6: Right, right, right, right, right. She's the one.
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  Speaker 9: Have you ever had those, like, get.
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  Speaker 3: The word back?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, you do.
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  Speaker 9: That all the time.
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  Speaker 8: I'm doing this.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to go like, wow. This goes out,
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  Speaker 6: this stays around forever, yeah. Exactly. Many of the other
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  Speaker 6: actresses in Hollywood, you've been met at show.
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  Speaker 8: Totally, totally, totally.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I, so I, that was a memorable moment,
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  Speaker 4: and it's called, I have it on the VHS tape
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  Speaker 4: at home.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I'd love to see this.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 12: So there you go.
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  Speaker 6: Crazy times, crazy times.
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  Speaker 13: ¶ ¶ ¶ Somebody said nothing's.
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  Speaker 16: Been right ¶ Half-assed boy by David Fish at night.
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  Speaker 13: There's a bigger scar up on my forehead It'll fade
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  Speaker 13: with time.
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  Speaker 16: Is what the doctor said Sport.
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  Speaker 3: That I'll make.
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  Speaker 16: Myself flawless And not just with some cosmeticals.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in a back room, falling on needles, oh.
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  Speaker 16: The kicks ain't got given, but look how they feature, oh.
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  Speaker 3: I'm black market beauty. I'm not a girl you should
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  Speaker 3: have known. I'm just pumped with silicone.
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  Speaker 16: We're just pumped with silicone.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna pump myself.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: It's nothing so fly.
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  Speaker 16: This shit is top shelf.
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  Speaker 11: This is not FDA approved.
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  Speaker 18: I'll be a rotation device I'm in a back room
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  Speaker 18: Falling on needles Oh The cakes ain't got given But
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  Speaker 18: look how they feature.
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  Speaker 13: Oh A.
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  Speaker 3: Black market beauty I'm not a girl You should have
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  Speaker 3: known I'm just fucked with silicone. We're just fucked.
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  Speaker 16: So far today, the LCC's Kinda say both be illegal
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  Speaker 16: Get DSLs, these dudes agree Come on girls, just kiss
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  Speaker 16: the needle I'm at the doctor for a procedure.
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  Speaker 3: A black market beauty. Laptops are just but not in
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  Speaker 3: my nose. I'm just pumped with silicone. We're just pumped
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  Speaker 3: with silicone. I'm in a bad room, falling on.
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  Speaker 5: Needles.
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  Speaker 3: The kicks ain't got giving, but look how they feature.
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  Speaker 3: They all right. A black market beauty. I'm not a
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  Speaker 3: girl you should have known. Don't cry. I'm just pumped
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  Speaker 3: with silicone. We're just pumped with silicone.
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