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• Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: And that's why Jason X is the best Friday the 13th ever. yeah. Producer Nick: Hahaha! ⁓ Mark Scioneaux: I mean, it's the most profitable. Producer Nick: It's my favorite. Mark Scioneaux: By a mile. Producer Nick: I can admit that it's not the best, but it's my favorite. Mark Scioneaux: I love it. mean, I think I love it. I haven't seen it in a long time and I'm going to be reminded of it obviously in a little bit. let's watch the Melania movie. Let's watch that instead. Producer Nick: I watched it last week just to be prepped for tonight. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ yeah, I'm sure that's much more interesting. Mark Scioneaux: The Melania movie? Producer Nick: No, no, not that. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: So we're live. Producer Nick: No, that's that's that's next. That's next week. That's what we're gonna stream next week. Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ excellent. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ yeah. So that's the week I'll, I'll let Nick come and sit here and I'll stay at home. Producer Nick: Thanks, Jamie. Mark Scioneaux: That's Friday the 20th. Producer Nick: Hahaha! Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Let's see. Producer Nick: ⁓ Mark Scioneaux: Hey, when we all go to time our TV viewing experience, it's one, two, three, and then press the button? Or is it one, two, press the button on three? Which is it? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: think it should be one, two, pause, then three, pause, say two again, and then three. Mark Scioneaux: Okay. Okay. Okay. That's smart. I like it. Producer Nick: The thing about it is, to simplify it. So I do like Jamie's idea. The less complicated, the better. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Thank you. ⁓ and we need to do it in Spanish. Mark Scioneaux: Yes. Producer Nick: Can we do one one number in Spanish one number in German and then the third one like a surprise? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Okay, we can do eins, what's two? Eins, eins, drei, or whatever. No, I know, it's eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, and I forget what ten is. Producer Nick: We lost Mark, he's already tired of our bullshit. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Hahaha! Mark Scioneaux: I'm still here. Producer Nick: He said, he said, peace. I'm out of here. He took his ball and he went home. ⁓ Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Hey, that's the best marks looked in weeks. Mark Scioneaux: Y'all started speaking another language, I was calling ICE. Producer Nick: Hahaha ⁓ boy. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ boy. Let's go viral. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: keeps cutting in and out. Are you using your new equipment, Mark? Producer Nick: for all the wrong reasons. Mark Scioneaux: No, no, no, I'm on my phone. just, I had slipped up to look at a website real quick. That's why I went in and out. But now I know that that's what happens. won't do that. Producer Nick: I mean, are you dedicated to this? Are you committed to this or are you not? mean. Mark Scioneaux: I'm here. I'm here, baby. I'm as dedicated as can be. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: You gotta be in there like swimwear. Okay, so I'm paused at eight seconds. Mark Scioneaux: Hold on let me let me me get to the eighth second mark Producer Nick: Another fantastic movie, by the way. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Eight seconds. I thought it was playing Fantastic Four. Mark Scioneaux: paused in eight seconds. Producer Nick: ⁓ So y'all are looking at the film strips going towards the screens, towards the square? All right. Mark Scioneaux: Nope. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yes. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, it's new line cinema at eight seconds. Producer Nick: I'm gonna be. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: One minute 31 seconds, I mean, sorry, one hour 31 minutes and 43 seconds. Producer Nick: ⁓ mine says 49, but yeah. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, mine just says eight seconds. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, eight seconds. That's good. Hi, Stacy. That's my cousin Stacey Mason. Gary Mezengeri is here. Where's your, which one is your sister? Your, your cousin. Uh, the one that says this is the best YouTube or whatever. That's my cousin Stacey. Oh, okay. I haven't seen that yet. Yeah. Right. Chelsea, are you coming tomorrow? Yeah, I'm picking her up. Would you let her answer for herself? Mark Scioneaux: What the fuck? Producer Nick: Nelson's cousin. Mark Scioneaux: I'm gonna blip up for a sec. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Almost licked Mark Scioneaux: I guess I won't use my earpods. Can y'all hear me okay? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, as long as we can't hear the movie because we don't want to get a copyright strike again. Mark Scioneaux: Right, right. tried to use my ear pods and for some reason it would not let it connect. Try it again. Producer Nick: ⁓ wait, let me lower my stuff. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: So Chelsea, Stacey and Mason, are paused at eight seconds. Producer Nick: 8 seconds starring y'all know the movie I'm talking about right or am I the only person that's seen this Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, with Luke Perry? Producer Nick: Correct. Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: bull riding movie. Producer Nick: That's back when he was alive. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: How hot do I look with my cheaters? So hot. I mean, I'm, I'm having a hard time over here. Just keeping myself, you know, but Mark Scioneaux: Yep. Back when Luke Perry was alive and making movies. It was a good time. Producer Nick: Yeah, he made that one. He made that one before he died. Fun fact. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: Huh! Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I'm gonna burn in hell for that one. Mark Scioneaux: too. Producer Nick: Yeah, I Mark Scioneaux: This show has all the facts. Producer Nick: Did y'all know that ⁓ before Mark Hamill was cast as Luke Skywalker, he had never seen a Star Wars movie before? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: What? It's true. Producer Nick: Not a lot of people know that. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I guess we'll start the movie in another minute or so. ⁓ We should wait and see what the fans say. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, especially if we're going to throw out facts like that. Producer Nick: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. Producer Nick: That's why people show up to this channel for the knowledge, the things that they learned that they didn't know before. Mark Scioneaux: and they get it for free. Producer Nick: That and the raw savage sex appeal. Mark Scioneaux: Yes. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Well, we got two bald guys about to have a third. So, you know, three fifths is bald. Mark Scioneaux: I'm on the way. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Is that all right? And I've got this new stunning beard. Producer Nick: It is quite luxurious. It is quite luxurious. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, I don't know what's the story with this beard? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. ⁓ I let it, I mean, you may have noticed the last couple of episodes, I let it kind of just grow out and I was going to be, ⁓ officiating a wedding and, ⁓ I went to the guy and I was like, okay, it's, it's, woof, go ahead and make me look good. And man, he said, well, what do want me to do? I was like, well, just, know, he said, do you trust me? And I was like, I guess, yeah. And he started doing this and I was like, ⁓ my God. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I am a sexy beast. I am. Now I understand what all the ladies see. Producer Nick: ⁓ Those poor gals. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Okay, well are y'all ready? Producer Nick: I'm ready. I think we should, my official vote is one, two, and then press on three. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Everybody good with that? One, two, and press on three. Mark Scioneaux: One, two, three. Okay. Producer Nick: That's just my opinion, and it's a democracy. Mark Scioneaux: That's cool. You can count us down. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Okay, and... Huh, what? And a one. No, three. Huh? And a three. No. And a... You one, two, and press it on three. Okay. Producer Nick: 5 4 0 8 Mark Scioneaux: Jesus. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: One, two, three. Producer Nick: And we're rolling. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: All right. Mark Scioneaux: Alright. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ I just heard, think Jeffrey's here. Producer Nick: Sweet, just in time. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Just in time. So we do realize the last time we saw Jason. Where was he? Mark Scioneaux: was popping up out of the lake. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ it was, ⁓ did you hit it too? Yeah. Everybody's hitting the box. Yeah. Why'd you put a box there? Because I have no room in here. Cause he wants to laugh at you when you, when you come up. ⁓ okay. So remember Jason was went to hell. No, Jason goes to hell takes place after this. No, this Jason goes to hell is nine. That's right. Yeah. Just the first door right there. Mark Scioneaux: No, Jason Goes to Hell is gnawing. is... Yeah. Producer Nick: Mm-hmm. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ Yeah, Jason Goes to Hell is... Producer Nick: And then the one after this is Jason XXX, right? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yes, completely different movie. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Yes, that's the midnight showing. Producer Nick: Yeah. Yeah. Which actually it has less nudity than this one does. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. This one has, yeah, it does have a little bit, doesn't it? Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Producer Nick: Yeah, I think this might be the most naked one. Maybe not. I watched them all. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Is that why Jamie chose this one? No. I actually know it was Mark that chose this one. Mark Scioneaux: I I did. And yeah, that is the reason. I never. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I've got to say that Friday the 13th part two has one of the best butts in any of the Friday the 13th movies. Yeah. He likes the girl with the Mickey mouse shirt. Yeah. What's her name? I don't know. So Nick, after watching these movies, you agree that Kane Hodders, the best Jason. Producer Nick: you Mark Scioneaux: Oh, I thought we were talking Producer Nick: ⁓ yeah, I think so. so he's in the not best Jason movies, but I think he was the best Jason. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: We just started it. Yeah, like his portrayal of the character. I agree. We're going without those for a while. Mark Scioneaux: I would agree. ⁓ Producer Nick: Yeah, yeah. Outside of the remake, because I just watched them within the last week and a half or so. I just watched them all. Like I blitzed the entire franchise and they all kind of ran together. But yes, Kane Hodder was the best. And then the remake, the 2009 remake, that Jason was awesome too. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: that we're not using them unless you really want to. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: If you want to, have to open that door on the left and there's a plug. got to plug it in. It's sitting right in front. Yep. Sean S Cunningham, baby. No, no, there's a plug in front of it. Just plug that in. Producer Nick: he related to Richie Cunningham? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: There's a wire sitting right in front of it. Just it into the headphone jack. Now you can plug into this little thing right here. ⁓ This is, this is, what is it? This is Crystal Lake Research Center. Producer Nick: Y'all are, y'all are missing important plot points while y'all are messing around over there. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: This is not stupid, Jeffrey. Chelsea said, of course, Jeff is being complicated. Of course he is. Did you plug it in to the right place? Oh, plug it, push it all the way in. Look at that, man. Producer Nick: feel like they didn't want him to escape or go anywhere. Mark Scioneaux: Poor Jay, he looks sad. Producer Nick: Do y'all get the feeling that they didn't want him to escape or go anywhere or get out or anything? Mark Scioneaux: No. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ no, think they, they wanted like, want, when dogs get scared during the rain and they tighten them up real tight. That's what it was. ⁓ Producer Nick: Yeah, like swaddled, yeah. Mark Scioneaux: We've mastered space travel, so let's just use regular chains to restrict it. Producer Nick: It's like a Christmas ornament. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: This set looks like, like that little wall looks like the thing from American Gladiators where they shoot the tennis balls. Hello, Mark. Hello, Nick. Producer Nick: ⁓ yeah, hey man, what's going on? Mark Scioneaux: Hey, what's up man? Yeah, let's not have it happen again. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Sorry I'm late. Producer Nick: You were like three seconds late, so you're good. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: So why was this movie made? for the money. Anybody know? Mark Scioneaux: But money, probably if I, if I had to guess probably because studios have to make movies due to rights. And I don't know. They were probably. Producer Nick: be awesome. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Wanna bunny? Because they wanted to make Freddie versus Jason, but because of the legal battles, they had to make something. So right here, you know who that is, right? Yes. Nope. That's Cronenberg. David Cronenberg, the director. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, is that Cronenberg? Producer Nick: So is that why Friday the 13th is not in the name of this one in the title? And that's why it's just called Jason X? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Correct. Well, the last three, yeah, Jason takes, mean, the last two is just Jason goes to hell. Producer Nick: ⁓ yeah, that's right, you're right. feel like she might be the most attractive Friday the 13th franchise female. Mark Scioneaux: I mean, I'd be well. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ that means it's not going to be under control. Producer Nick: What? Mark Scioneaux: they just said he was under control. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: We were talking, but I love what he says. We want him soft. Producer Nick: You can tell they mean business because those guys have a stick with a loop on the end of it. Mark Scioneaux: Right, right, I called in the dog catcher. Producer Nick: Alright. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ no! Where's Jason? He's not secure! Mark Scioneaux: Bullets can't stop me. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: this. Producer Nick: Go. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Cha-Chain, chain, chain of cross your neck. ⁓ Did you get the point, doctor? Man, that music's intense. Grab the shot. Or do that. Producer Nick: Is that a standard military issue shotgun? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yes, they issue everyone a sawed-off shotgun with no shoulder, ⁓ no stock. When you're fighting a super-powered villain, yes. Producer Nick: I thought so. Mark Scioneaux: It is the future. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: See? Did they say not yet? It's like 400 years in the future. No, it's not. Not yet. This is this is current day. This is current day. Yeah, I'm sorry. The rest of the movie takes place. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ that's right. This is darn day. So never mind. I take back what I said about the chains. That was totally, ⁓ of the technology of the time. I'm thinking they're already in space. Nope. I gotta wait. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: We got good fog machines, good lights. Producer Nick: Spoiler alert! Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, sorry. Sorry to all the new viewers. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: No, it's not Halloween 3, Mason. We're not watching that crap. Mark Scioneaux: We'd be so lucky. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: What's up, Chad? Producer Nick: Finally watched Halloween 3 by the way It was the only one I hadn't seen Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: What'd say, Nick? Producer Nick: It was definitely a movie. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, yeah, I like them pretty good and I could put them anywhere it works better ⁓ This is a cheap cheap set. No it's not. It is. Producer Nick: They spend all their money on their special effects later in the movie. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Isn't Supernatural Dead Zombie Jason much more fun? Yes. Than early Jason where he's still a person, a man. Producer Nick: Yeah. Yeah, later Jason as William Wolf. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Girl, don't. At what point did he like become supernatural? was it the starting part six? Mark Scioneaux: You won. ⁓ Producer Nick: I want to know what they made that machete out of. Mark Scioneaux: force it to that solid steel. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: It went through steel? No it didn't. It did? It did. Producer Nick: Yeah, yeah, that Mark Scioneaux: Steel through steel. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Like butter. Producer Nick: Yeah, whatever that machete is made out of, I want things made out of. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Watch. That's gotta be. It's built to last. It's gotta be an inside joke, right? I guess. I guess if you look at it backwards, is a jock and inside jock. No, you got to stop. No. Chill out, baby. What happened to the dinosaurs? What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age! Mark Scioneaux: The Iceman cometh. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Hahaha Mark Scioneaux: God, every movie could be like so much better if Arnold was in it. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: So I tried to watch that not that long ago and I couldn't even get through the opening scene. I couldn't do it. A Batman and Robin? Yeah, I couldn't do it. I ⁓ love that movie. ⁓ my God. ⁓ but this is a piece of crap. No, I didn't say that. Okay. I just said it's terrible setting. Like the set was bad. Did they just say what year it is? Not yet. I don't think they say it until they get out on the surface. Producer Nick: with Batman. Mark Scioneaux: No, they're heavy. Producer Nick: Yeah, they don't say it These guys look like a 80s techno pop band. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: So this is like aliens. Mark Scioneaux: It's gonna be set far in the future and it's gonna be like the year 2015. Producer Nick: Well, and later on we find out that ice hockey was outlawed in 2024. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: 2024, Mark Scioneaux: Mm-mm. ⁓ Producer Nick: Don't these guys look like an emo pop band from like the 80s? Like they all should have key Taurus. They should all have key tours. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: like that mask though. Yeah, it's pretty G. I like it. the professor. Hmm, and Mary Ann. Nope. Producer Nick: Ginger. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: So you didn't look up K'Waj? I did, I couldn't find anything. ⁓ I thought it was going to be Margarita's. Mark Scioneaux: I like how they just like open it up. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Can you turn the crank in the back? ice comes out of his little house. Producer Nick: I ⁓ find it interesting that they opened the door and saw that and thought it was a good idea to bring them on board. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Man, that's a great statue. See you. You heard her, organic composition is unclear because he's not human. Producer Nick: facial armor. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: so we're living in an alternate reality. She's an Android. No, but who's that actress? ⁓ I don't know. I've never seen her in anything else. She's my second favorite thing in this movie. Mark Scioneaux: Mmm. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: guys hilarious. I hope that kid dies first. He doesn't. They're going to show her in a second. Chelsea. There you go. Okay. So fun fact in this movie. you didn't say the whole thing. I sponsored by a red dog terrain. She ⁓ So she plays a robot and the girl on floor is human. And in, I think it's in Andromeda, know, sci-fi series, they switch roles. They're both in it and the robot is a human and the human is a robot. I thought you were gonna say Star Trek. Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: Here we go. ⁓ Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Let's just... Producer Nick: That's gotta be like the most embarrassing way to lose an arm ever. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Look, look, look. She said it's fine. He goes, I'm missing my. How much know it's been a while since I've seen this one? It said flesh squishes. ⁓ Mark Scioneaux: I love when the captions just go wild. My favorite captions... ⁓ no. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I'm looking like Crystal Lake's doing very good. Producer Nick: It's always so dusty and windy in the dystopian apocalyptic future. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: You know, originally this spaceship was going to have a pointed cone on top of it, but they decided against it. Why? You got to tell us why it would look like Ku Klux Klan ship. You just made that all right on the spot. If you notice it kind of looks like a hockey mask. does. So Chelsea, I think you already know the answer. Now she was under the hoses. That hoe was under the hose. ⁓ Producer Nick: It's not a futuristic cryo chamber without tubes. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: No, it is not. Producer Nick: Steve Austin survived the apocalypse apparently. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Hello, not Stone Cold. That's what you get when you order Steve Austin from Tmoo. And this guy is not Tony Todd. No. He's also not ⁓ Ken Faurie. ⁓ yeah, Joe Grizzly. Producer Nick: Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: No, he got kicked into the pit in 300. Producer Nick: Yeah, it's the same guy. Is he also a guy that got cubed up in the laser wall in the Resident Evil? Is that the same guy? Different guy? Mark Scioneaux: No. No, that's somebody different. Producer Nick: Okay. Mark Scioneaux: That's somebody different, know this. Yeah, actually I watched Resident Evil like two days ago just because of the new game that was out. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ yeah, forgot about that. That's a good kill. love the design of this ship. Notice they're keeping it very dark so you can't tell how bad it is. Yeah. The movie? That. Producer Nick: Yeah, you can't tell it's just a room with some lights in it. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: some LED lights. That's the funkiest looking ship. It's terrible. Producer Nick: It reminds me of a set of Mickey Mouse beer. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Kinda looks like a hockey mask. It looks like a moth. Mark Scioneaux: Looks like a Klansman without his hood. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I'm Thank you. Man, now I want a popsicle. Dude. I guess a standard military issue to walk around with sleeveless shirts. Yeah. 455 years. I like her uniform. It's nice. Producer Nick: She... She forgot her underclothes. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Hairs too. Mark Scioneaux: crazy how in the future they dress just like the 2000s when this movie came out Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I know, right? So strange. Dog gone right. I'd like to check her circuits. Mark Scioneaux: Yellow. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Is that not Katherine Heigl? No, it is not. Mark Scioneaux: It is not alley water. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Every person in here looks like a different actor. Mark Scioneaux: Definitely do. Producer Nick: once again they had to save the casting budget for the special effects. Mark Scioneaux: Can somebody look up what was the budget on this movie? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I can look it up. Mark Scioneaux: It had to be massive for a Friday the 13th movie. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: They usually just throw money at bees. How many saw this in the theater? Mark Scioneaux: I don't think I did. Producer Nick: Not me. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Am I the only one? ⁓ me, I had my hand up. ⁓ you had your hand up? I think Chelsea came see you with me. Is that true, Chelsea? Were you a good sister? Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. What year did this come out? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Merchant was 11 million. ⁓ And it made 17. So it made money. Yeah. Worldwide, Mark Scioneaux: 11 million. Okay. Apparently and I read a stat that it made like triple its budget on when it went into like DVD and home rental and rental ⁓ Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ yeah. Producer Nick: Yeah, it got more popular after home release. Mark Scioneaux: You know what didn't get more popular is whatever this dude's hair do is. Is it a clip on dreads? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: This one looks like... Producer Nick: It's like they started to put hair on him and then, man, we need you on set. And he had to hurry up and run out the chair. Mark Scioneaux: Let's appropriate all the cultures with this guy. Producer Nick: Ha ha. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ look, it's not Manny the, ⁓ the hand man handyman. ⁓ Chelsea said we went to see Freddie versus Jason. ⁓ It may have been, no, Mike and I would see the remake Friday the 13th in the theater together. didn't Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, I like which I like that one a lot. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, it's good. It's very good. Producer Nick: I don't know about you guys, but nothing gets me hotter than standing next to a rotting corpse on a slab. Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: That's what I was just thinking that is starting to bet. It smells good too. Producer Nick: Yeah, I mean that really, that really revs my engine. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, that was my ⁓ first and last day as a... in the mortuary. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: there's the token black guy. No, there's there's two or three of them. ⁓ yeah, that's three military guy. You're right. Mark Scioneaux: This was the technology of the time was nanotechnology. Now it would be Jason coming back as like an AI chat bot. Producer Nick: There's your budget right there. Mark Scioneaux: He just doesn't say anything. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ come on! Why is that the first thing she goes for? Right. And she goes for the one that's messed up. Ew. Yummy. Jason needs some, ⁓ peeled grape. If this was Jason goes to hell, she would be like, started eating. Mark Scioneaux: Eat it. Producer Nick: Looks like an oyster. Mark Scioneaux: Mm-hmm. some foreshadowing right there. Producer Nick: nice chainmail suit of armor she's got too. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Also fun fact, this movie was the first movie to ever color grade digitally. Really? But because it sat on the shelf for two years before it was released, ⁓ Brother, Where Art Thou came out before, and they are credited with the first movie to ever color grade digitally. it was actually this movie did it first. Mark Scioneaux: Hmm. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Now y'all can sleep tonight. Oh, right in the face. Producer Nick: Slap. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: We, uh, I ended up finding out he deserves it anyway. She doesn't have hibernation sickness. She should have been well preserved. Producer Nick: Hehe. Yeah, he seems like he likes to be slapped, huh? That never happens to me. I never just find a random frozen beautiful woman to defrost and... Mark Scioneaux: Well, again, that was my last day at the mortuary. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: that you can re-home and thaw. laughter Producer Nick: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: You're gonna be safe here because we can protect you. Mark Scioneaux: Yes. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: because we have Tony Todd here. Tmoo Tony Todd. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ you beat me to it. I was going to call him Tmoo Todd. He's a good actor in his own right. We shouldn't hate. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Who's that? This guy? Mark Scioneaux: The guy whose name I don't remember who I said is a good actor. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: It happens, I'm terrible with names. Producer Nick: Yeah, I he was in Jason X and ⁓ behind the scenes interviews of Jason X. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: The making of Jason X. Mark Scioneaux: Right, and the deleted scenes. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: This dude's awesome. Yeah. Producer Nick: Hello you bastard Mark Scioneaux: Nowadays a box of DVDs is a gold mine. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. Producer Nick: It wouldn't be an average home theater production if we didn't talk about our friend who threw away a box of DVDs. Mark Scioneaux: Dude, I had like 400 DVDs. keyword is head. Producer Nick: ⁓ god, here we go again. Another one. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: 11. I don't think so, Chad, but he kind of looks like him and sounds like him. Chad Axe if it's Mr. Shickadance. Who is that? From East Ventura. ⁓ Producer Nick: He reminds me of Mr. Shickadance and the guy in the wheelchair from There's Something About Mary that he had to help move his stuff. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ yeah. Producer Nick: What I wouldn't know what Heavy feels like, you insensitive prick. Mark Scioneaux: That would have a great cameo. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ Producer Nick: VIN-TOO- Kind like they stole a page from the Alien playbook here. Mark Scioneaux: Kind of an alien resurrection vibe. Producer Nick: It might be super duper dangerous and could end humanity as we know it, but it also could be worth a couple of dollars. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: It's time for our lesson. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, it's so great being in academia. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: What? Producer Nick: Something else that's also never happened to me. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. I mean, surely they've removed a hockey mask before. It is like, how do you get this thing off? Let's just cut his face off. I don't know. Yeah. It's not the strap around his head. Jesus. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: They have it. It's been outlawed for 400 years. No, they just have to cut his face off to get it off. What do we do with this strap? Well, let's just cut his face off instead. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, let's just get his face off. What is this, face off? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. He takes it off and puts Freddie Krueger's face on him. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, that's gooey. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: It is. Mark Scioneaux: Ouch. Beautiful and cruel. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Just sticks it back on. Ow. Ow. Producer Nick: I stick that back where I got it. Mark Scioneaux: Just imagine directing the scene. Producer Nick: Geez, imagine icing in it. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: This was the 43rd take. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: My brother said sponsored by water burger. Can they see your water burger? Here we go. Chelsea said it's very moist looking. What's very moist looking? His face? Yeah, his face, I would guess. Mark Scioneaux: assume ⁓ yeah underneath Jason's mask not Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Now, the only thing about this movie, the one technical glitch in it is what? Yeah. The one, the only thing wrong with this movie. Why wouldn't they have kept Jason frozen while taking the samples? they want him soft. They ran out of cryogens? Yeah. It would have. Mark Scioneaux: When will they learn? ⁓ Producer Nick: Because it would have been a very short movie. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I'm sorry, what's going on? Producer Nick: Is this the kill is this is it about to happen? Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, right. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: That's the thing from, ⁓ The, ⁓ fallen, not fallen, fallout TV series, where they make unlimited views, unlimited energy. the, what's it called Nicholas fusion? I love this. Producer Nick: Yeah, so it's gonna be... Hahaha Is the freeze dry kill about to happen? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yes. ⁓ Mark Scioneaux: Uh-huh. Producer Nick: Hey Jacob, come speak. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Wait, what are you talking about? Producer Nick: Jacob! Come see! Mark Scioneaux: you know, in the future. Yeah, come on. Producer Nick: ⁓ wait, not yet, hold on. Mark Scioneaux: Come on, kiddo! Producer Nick: Hold, hold! Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Thank God they have the subtitles so that we know that she was moaning. Producer Nick: Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: It was moaning. Producer Nick: Okay, watch, come see. Watch the greatest kill in Friday the 13th Jason history. Mark Scioneaux: Maybe. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, you're about to see the best. Producer Nick: But be also prepared to shield your eyes because there's a naughty part that's happening at the same time. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ boy. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Shield, hold. Mark Scioneaux: Hold, shield, ⁓ boy. Producer Nick: Yeah, that's nothing. She spilled some ice cream and he's trying to... Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ it's so cold. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ you know you get that feeling when your fingers are tingly? Producer Nick: Yeah, he's finally... Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: years of ice will do that. Producer Nick: Okay, watch this, it's about to happen. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: wonder if anybody's gone through and ranked the all 200 kills. I know people have made lists of like the top 10 kills, you know. ⁓ Best part of waking up Folgers in your cup. Mark Scioneaux: You're probably gonna get a... Watch. Watch this, it's about to happen. Producer Nick: Not that. Don't watch this. Okay, here we go. Here we go. It's funny that they were doing what they were doing and he's the one that got stiff. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: What? ⁓ Producer Nick: ⁓ here we go, here we go. Mark Scioneaux: Oof. Producer Nick: ⁓ you ain't even seen it yet. Sound doesn't travel as well in space, that's why he didn't hear. In space? Yeah, in space, Watch, watch, watch. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Is King copping a few? Yes. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ yeah. ⁓ man, so close. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: No, no, no, no! Freeze! Chill! Mark Scioneaux: Nice view. Producer Nick: What? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ God, this new facial system's just not working for me. Producer Nick: AHHHH There it was. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: But I mean, she doesn't have any acne anymore. That's got to point the premarital sex is what woke him up. That's true. Mark Scioneaux: Great kill. Producer Nick: Yeah. And look, now he gets a future machete. Mark Scioneaux: Yep. 10 out of Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Look at that. That's a nice matcha tea. Mark Scioneaux: That's one of our, it's one of our surgery. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Here we go. There's a shot. I love that they're actually showing it. Kiki. mama. Because unless anybody's watching that, no, originally it was supposed to be. He was saying kill mama, kill mama. Mark Scioneaux: Right. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Would anybody like a Swiss cake roll? No, thank you. Mark Scioneaux: I would love one. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: No, thank you. You know, by kryptonite. Dude, we would be the greatest channel ever if we could pull that off. Producer Nick: Nelson, think we're about to get another viewer. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I think that's a plan. have your wife on the other side and just like toss it to you and Mark Scioneaux: Right. Just hits me in the face. Producer Nick: I think we might be about to pick up another viewer. Jacob's playing online with a couple of his buddies and I think he's telling them to tune in. Mark Scioneaux: poor kids. Producer Nick: Yeah, they'll never be the same. I kind of hope they don't tune in. Mark Scioneaux: Behold your future. Producer Nick: I don't want to be... I don't need that on my conscience. We're already ruining one kid. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Hahaha Mark Scioneaux: You Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ yeah. Why didn't somebody draw and quarter him and put the plate, the pieces in different places? ⁓ Yeah. mean, like they did in Halloween kills. mean, excuse me, Halloween ends, they grind him up. Mark Scioneaux: Put them in a... Yeah, just put them in a wood chipper. Yeah, that's right. And guess what? It ended it. until they break. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Sport alert. Producer Nick: until they remake it again. Mark Scioneaux: Right, until it's back again, but this generation is safe. Producer Nick: you Someone with lot of staples and patience is gonna find all the pieces and put them back together. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Mommy! Yeah Producer Nick: There's just nothing else to do on that spaceship. Mark Scioneaux: Mm-mm. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yes, they fit wonderfully. Yes, they do. Producer Nick: Yes, we found you this perfectly fitting sultry outfit for you to wear. Yes. You must remove your space blouse. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I don't like the top though, take it off. Mark Scioneaux: Alright. It's. Producer Nick: And apparently there are no bras in space. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Remember George Lucas said there's no bras and space. Right. We all said the same shit. Mark Scioneaux: No, it's because of the gravity. They're not needed. Producer Nick: Well, George Lucas called it. Mark Scioneaux: You know, it's 2026 and I was promised sexy robots and yet, where's my sexy robot? Producer Nick: You don't have one yet? Mark Scioneaux: No. Producer Nick: I'll get you in touch with my sexy robot guy. Mark Scioneaux: You'll send me your... Excellent. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ okay. you be an idiot? because we know he's basically not human. Producer Nick: You think that I had some kind of surveillance on that medical lab? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: You would think so. Producer Nick: Just a little camera in the corner, a little digital camera in the corner. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Uh-oh, somebody's ears just parked up. Mark Scioneaux: Hmm. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Told you her face is gone Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: How come the pilot always has like a cowboy type hat? ⁓ but you know he's a pilot. Mark Scioneaux: What? Yeah, that's your standard issue pilot cowboy hat. Producer Nick: of Mark Scioneaux: Not in. Producer Nick: I want to know why they didn't try to put her face back on with the nano robot reconstructive surgery machine thing. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ They've only come so far Producer Nick: Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. The technology wasn't that sophisticated yet. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: That's possible, Chad. He said he thinks Sisu can take Jason. Producer Nick: ⁓ the second one is coming to Netflix. cannot wait. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Chad loves it, he said it was good. Producer Nick: Yeah, I'm really excited to watch that one. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Or you could just rent it from the library like I did. Mark Scioneaux: What was that? Producer Nick: Sisu the the sequel to Sisu Mark Scioneaux: I don't think I saw that one. Producer Nick: It was good. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Nick, you can just read the second Sisu from the library. Producer Nick: Oh yeah, I didn't think about that. It's about to be on Netflix. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: You know, they probably have it at the library. You could check it out. Producer Nick: I would need to renew my library cord. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Okay What the hell is that? You're watching Jason X bro. Yeah, that's Doom 27. He's gotta be in a sim, right? Yeah. Okay. Mark Scioneaux: That's the bottom one. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: All right, it's T-Boost, Cold Stone, Stone Cold Austin, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Producer Nick: The folks that don't know, that's what we call around here a tatai. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ yeah, yeah they actually with the nanobots, ⁓ I miss that vital plot point Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I Producer Nick: I don't think these guys are gonna make it. He said, ahhhh! Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ huh. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: That's hilarious. God, this is shit. Mark Scioneaux: Do you imagine how confused Jason is? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yes, remember he was born in 1946. But now he's like, cool, I get to kill him again. Mark Scioneaux: So I guess that would make Jason a boomer. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yes. ⁓ you want to shoot? Okay. Producer Nick: No, you pissed him off. Mark Scioneaux: I just realized that guy's name is Asriel. That's a terrible name. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ Take a break, kid. ⁓ I must break you. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ no. Producer Nick: Give him the old Lex Luger back breaker. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ Stone Cold, you are not. Well, you're about to be. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ cool, so instead of Stone Cold Steve Austin slamming the cat against his head, he slammed Stone Cold Steve Austin Teemu's head and crushed it. See, it's like juxtaposition. Can we mute his microphone? I've tried. Mark Scioneaux: Vroom vroom. Room temperature, Steve Austin. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Where's Tony? Now you speak my language. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ so that is speaking my language. Producer Nick: Alright Space Marines. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: BFG, I love that. You got the BFG? So what is this spaceship? Like what are they doing? Well, they are a research ⁓ facility team, whatever. And this is their security force. Why do research facilities need? Well, because in this movie, somebody needs to be able to fight Jason. That's right. OK. Mark Scioneaux: It's like, think they're a college. I think it's just a higher learning institute. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, there's students and he's the professor. They're like the ROTC unit. Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, I mean, this is kind of like college. They're just going out in the field and doing field research and well. Producer Nick: they brought some campus police along. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, it's good funding, I guess. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Hey, y'all can't, you can't make fun of ROTC. Those ROTC students stabbed that dude to death. No, no, no, no. They made him unalive. Yeah. That's literally how she said it. They unalived him with a knife. Like a pocket knife is what they used. Mark Scioneaux: Apparently. Yeah. Producer Nick: Now they're about to die for this stuff. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: They live to fight supernatural beings. Mark Scioneaux: Tooth. Angsty. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ She's a great actress. She studied at the school of Vasquez. Why does he have a monocle? He doesn't. He has a two monocles. By monocle? Which would be his, thank you. He's the bionic, by, by monocle man. Okay, that was good. ⁓ thank you. You keep going. Producer Nick: Do a cool. Mark Scioneaux: a bot. It's a two o'clock. Okay. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I don't think it's Who's Lou? Nicholas? Producer Nick: That's Tom Hanks. Is it the girl, the league of their own? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. Yes, I'll leave it there. Producer Nick: My favorite movie about women's baseball in the World War II era. Mark Scioneaux: Don't make me name one. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: There's no crying in baseball. I'm just trying to figure out another woman's being sarcastic. You need to take a nap, think. I think I need to take a nap. I met Laurie Patty. Yeah, so did I. She's very nice. Mark Scioneaux: Just leave me to my terrariums. Producer Nick: I don't remember that in that picture there. Mark Scioneaux: My terrariums Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah these guys are not good shots. Yeah, like they should be hitting nothing but Jason. there's a bonsai tree. Producer Nick: Well when you wave your gun, your firearm to the right and left like the guy was doing that's... Mark Scioneaux: anymore. That's what I'm saying. You have been served and protected, Crutch. Producer Nick: no muzzle discipline whatsoever. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I know. I didn't make that joke. Isn't there an aircraft called a Condor 2? Did he name one like the one of the fastest aircrafts? Concorde. Yeah, Concorde. It's Concorde. But there is a Disney movie called Condorman. I think I saw that one. God help me. have it on Beta Max. Producer Nick: There's a little foreshadowing for you the screw thing. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: No Mark Scioneaux: Mm-hmm. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: about a guy who's a comic book artist ⁓ who gets mistaken for a secret agent. It's got the dad from Teen Wolf. Jason's doing silent kills now. His stuff is up. Producer Nick: cracking. Mark Scioneaux: It's Silent Snake Jason. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I'm right here. Producer Nick: Yeah, look at that ridiculous... Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: It does, Chad. He said it looks like the laser tag room in the bowling alley. ⁓ yeah. course it's not gonna work. Producer Nick: ⁓ nice roll. Nice ninja kick. Mark Scioneaux: So, Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ this is great. This is great. You remember what happens here? Producer Nick: There it is. He's screwed. Mark Scioneaux: It's fantastic. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: That's pretty good. You know, the thing is, that even though Jason is supernaturally still alive, all of those bullets going through him should have like Swiss cheesed it. Yeah. But they were such terrible shots, I guess. But you heard what your boy said at the beginning, his ability to regenerate tissue. Kind like the Frankenstein's monster. Mark Scioneaux: like Wolverine. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Deadpool. Here you go, Jeffrey. He's screwed. Producer Nick: You think the writers room just erupted in pride when they came up with that line? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: You know they did. Mark Scioneaux: Imagine your brother in arms dying and you report it as just a one-liner joke. Screwed. Producer Nick: He's screwed. They should have followed up. They should have been like, what do you mean? He's, what do you mean? Like he's screwed. What are you talking about? Well, you see, sir, and made a whole thing about it. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: And why do they keep having to touch their earpiece to speak? I know. Producer Nick: because they spent all their money on nanobots and did not save any money for audio communication technology. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Hahaha ⁓ Mark Scioneaux: Their ear pieces just look like little things of tin foil. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Pretty much, that's right on. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Chad called a Ronda Rousey. ⁓ ⁓ no. Mark Scioneaux: Nice Producer Nick: And I thought she was the one that was gonna make it. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Get the point. I mean, Jason's like a Navy SEAL. really is. Mark Scioneaux: Jason's like Rambo. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. Like in Rambo 2, you just see his eyes open from in the mud. ⁓ we're gonna stitch that up, you'll be fine. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, get the nanobots, quick! Producer Nick: They should all have pocket nano kits for emergencies, emergencies such as this. Mark Scioneaux: The pocket nanobots. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: You think? Mark Scioneaux: Yes. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: It's like, mom? Mom? Producer Nick: See this is the part in the franchise when I thought, okay, this time they really got him. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: Nope. Producer Nick: That was wrong. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Look, they're dragging me away. Kicker screaming. Dude, he's half the man he used to be. Producer Nick: Nice. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I've got a split. That one got me too. Mark Scioneaux: Mm-hmm Oof. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Where is she? She's hanging out. So we do have to say this score, Mancini score, it's banging. mean... It's not his best. No, it's not, but I really like it. Mark Scioneaux: It's still a decent score. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, somebody's audio is coming through during the action scenes. Producer Nick: I thought it was y'alls when they were shooting. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: It's not my work. We're listening to it on headphones. Producer Nick: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know who it was. Mark Scioneaux: Here, I'll turn it down a little more just in case. ⁓ Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ this is so great. ⁓ yeah. That ought to do it. Mark Scioneaux: Thanks. Yeah Producer Nick: Once again, you know, when I'm mortally wounded with a giant spike through my entire body, that's going to be my last thing is going to be a quick one liner. One last one. Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ mine too, so much. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: What? There's just like some gear shifts in the middle of the table. Mark Scioneaux: Well, yeah, that's where they shift the gears. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Thanks, Mark. That's the transmission. Mark Scioneaux: It's a little something called the future. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Look at all those closet lights they have there. Producer Nick: Hahaha! Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: People getting killed. Mark Scioneaux: It's like an excerpt from Pirates of Caribbean. It's like Pirates of the Caribbean meets Dawson's Creek. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: all of them. That's great. Who actually happens to be a grateful dad roadie. Mark Scioneaux: I believe it. Who is that actor? That actor has to be like, he looks familiar. Maybe it's the cowboy hat. Producer Nick: Yeah, he's the... Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: real goat F. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, Grindr, what's your problem? Producer Nick: is shooting out into space. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Wasn't there a movie called Solaris? Yeah, it was a Russian movie that they turned around and redid with Clooney. Yeah, George Clooney. And it's about a trip to the sun. Well, the original one is one of those movies that everybody loves. And I'm like, tried to watch it and it was just incredibly boring. So you know, with this scene right here, this is the one that pushes Jason far and above all the other killers. Yeah, because it's like 500 kills or something. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: You mentioned that when we were talking the other day on something. Maybe it was during our ranking. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, thanks. It was during our last pod during our last watch we were talking about it Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ okay, that's what it was. Mark Scioneaux: Imagine having a city in space but not having any protection from a spaceship or ramming into it. Just bad planning. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Right? time to shift it into high gear. You see the gear stick? Yeah. I'm sorry. I was looking at her shirt. Or lack thereof. Yes. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, you can tell it was a rocky, you can tell it was a rough moment in the ship because their shirts are halfway off. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Jeff said they suck at acting. Producer Nick: Yes. ⁓ Mark Scioneaux: Well... Yeah. Producer Nick: ⁓ I don't know, I've been convinced the whole time that they're only stripping out of space. Mark Scioneaux: I'd fight for them. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Where's the ⁓ those Gish I see him now. Yeah. Producer Nick: ⁓ she's taking off more clothes. Mark Scioneaux: This college professor is so glad he has tenure. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: What could it be? Well, least they, it looks like they still have belly button rings in the future. Producer Nick: Mm-hmm. Mark Scioneaux: Mm-hmm. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I know what I'm doing. Producer Nick: Let me take a closer look. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, let me get close again and get stabbed in the stomach. Producer Nick: It might be something else, not Jason. Mark Scioneaux: Hello? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: He's looking at her butt. Mark Scioneaux: Mm-hmm. Producer Nick: He looks like Captain Lou Albano. Mark Scioneaux: He does. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: The only person who's taken this movie seriously is her. Producer Nick: She's tangled with Jason before. She knows what they're up against. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ Somebody got her measles shot. No, that's a polio polio. Yeah. That's it. The pirate looks like Ron Jeremy. He does. Producer Nick: The hedgehog. Mark Scioneaux: It's just a different kind of pirate. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Still has lots of booty though. Producer Nick: Well, that'll do it for the show tonight. We're glad everyone had a good time. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I think that one. Okay, this is one of my favourite lines. Mark Scioneaux: I can put you in the pictures. ⁓ Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: You could go on Arsenio ⁓ Dude. ⁓ we got the classic. Hey guys, it's okay. Mark Scioneaux: Look Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I forgot he did the, yeah. Producer Nick: Boo! Problem solved. No more issues with JSON. Mark Scioneaux: schools Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: How do we? Producer Nick: Yeah. How do we get off this ship? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: How do we get off the ship? I don't know. So there's no contingency Producer Nick: ⁓ yeah, I forgot we have a whole ass extra shuttle that's detachable from the ship. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: you Mark Scioneaux: You Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Alright, we've to get pickles and we've got to get some roast beef. No, dear, not the lunch list. Producer Nick: ⁓ I got it, Jamie. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Lock and load. ⁓ yeah, yeah. mean, really, it's just like point and click. Mark Scioneaux: The charm of this movie is that, you know, with the lines and the delivery, never even attempts to take itself serious and by doing so makes it not a bad movie. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Right. Producer Nick: Right. It's definitely not trying to be something that it's not. Mark Scioneaux: It's embracing the absurd with the one-liners and the quips and the absurdity. Producer Nick: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: So question. I don't think I've seen the leprechaun in space. ⁓ it's so good. Not. Mark Scioneaux: And there's a Hellraiser in space too. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: And critters. I've seen that one. Yeah. Critters for three or four. I think it's three. What are we going to watch all the tremors movies? Well, I have the collection, but Jamie and I are doing, um, who did it better? Tremors or grabbers at sci-fi. Grabbers is a movie. I can tell you who did it better. Tremors. Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: There's so many. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, but grabbers is set on an Irish Island and the only way to avoid the creatures is to get drunk. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah Producer Nick: Just in time for St. Patrick's Day. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Exactly. Mark Scioneaux: I'll be at CypheCon as well, so... Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, it's going to be awesome. Producer Nick: That one's next month, Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, April 14th. Yeah, something like that. Okay. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, it's like the second weekend of April, I think. Producer Nick: Okay. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ rip. ⁓ yeah, no, I didn't rip them. ⁓ I didn't rip your purple and brown pants. No, they're just purple. Well, they're brown now. Producer Nick: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: How low can you go? Let me put my neck right at the level of the stake in case he grams it further. Nothing like a little poker stick bomba. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Yeah, certainly. Producer Nick: There's no possible way she could have just ducked underneath the whole thing. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: No, of course not. Mark Scioneaux: Uh-uh. No. Producer Nick: That wouldn't have been nearly as tense. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Is this where Obi-Wan turned down the thing? Yes, that's exactly it. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Producer Nick: Well, we turn off the tractor beam. Mark Scioneaux: Jason, I am your father. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Eww. Mark Scioneaux: Eugh. Producer Nick: Yeah, he's not gonna be in. He's not gonna be in Jason X I Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Think he's gonna give him a hand. Mark Scioneaux: He's not going to be in Jason next. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Wow. Mark Scioneaux: That'd been a good sequel name. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: That would have that should be SQL house. Jason next. You go, Jamie. was you. That's me. Yeah. I would rather, I would actually make a SQL to this one. What else I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, this says there is no SQL to Jason. Right. I would make the SQL on that new planet. I think it's called Genesis. Producer Nick: Wait. Make one where he goes to the past. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: What help? There's nobody else. Mark Scioneaux: You know just casually grabbing your friend's head Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: You need to get a hair. Producer Nick: Yeah, these people all seem pretty emotionally detached. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. I he just said he just said he's seen worse, but he didn't really specify what what what was. Producer Nick: must be the s- It's probably the space dementia setting in. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: The Microsoft conflict. Yep. You heard what he said? During the Microsoft conflict, they were beating each other with their own severed limbs. Mark Scioneaux: Maybe still. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: lifters, know, like the car. Do people still do hydraulics in vehicles? ⁓ yeah. They still do that? Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, yeah, some do. Producer Nick: Only the cool ones. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I can handle it. can't. have eyes behind my head and see. push these buttons. Mark Scioneaux: You know, as we are, ⁓ Well, I got about 25 minutes left of this movie and I really thought Cyborg Jason was a bigger part of it. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: No, he's... No. ⁓ look! Mark Scioneaux: Thanks. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: He's head of the department. ⁓ Mark Scioneaux: I like how maybe the nanotechnology has them so unafraid of dying that they just don't seem to care if they die. They're just like, ⁓ no, you got me. I guess they all feel like they can just come back. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: They don't. Producer Nick: Yeah. Looks like I'll have to go back in the nano machine again. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Producer Nick: There must not be humidity in space. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ sounds like the Pop Tarts are done. Mark Scioneaux: I guess Jason doesn't conduct electricity. Producer Nick: There must be no humidity in space because these ladies' haircuts are staying perfectly volumized throughout this whole thing. Mark Scioneaux: Hmm. Perfect. Hair, makeup, wardrobe. Perfect. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: and shiny. Mark Scioneaux: In space, no one can see you sweat. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: This is very much like them. an alien trying to get her to open up for quarantine. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, there's been a lot of similarities that I never noticed. Yeah, a lot of similarities that I never noticed until this watch through. Producer Nick: Yeah, I'd say it borrows heavily. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: she gone. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ jeez. Well, nanobots ain't bringing you back now. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Well. Mark Scioneaux: You have reached the capacity of the nanobots. Producer Nick: Man, women just can't drive. Mark Scioneaux: Ha ha ha. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: That's a good one. Producer Nick: Sorry ladies, I was just joking. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I really like her. Mark Scioneaux: They gave her all the good lines. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, except for the professors. Slappy. Producer Nick: She does make a couple of good points. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, baby. I love The Matrix. It's such a great movie. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. I bet he did. Producer Nick: Ha! More like an upload. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: She's a robot, what does she care? Mark Scioneaux: Error. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: No! Mark Scioneaux: my circuits. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Guess KM's dead. Mark Scioneaux: Not so fast. Producer Nick: Got you, bitch. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: She's wicked. You don't remember this, Jeffrey? No, really? That's part of the movie. Yeah. Well, second best. Producer Nick: couldn't go down the stairs normally. Mark Scioneaux: You don't remember this? Yeah, this, part, I, just thought this all took place sooner for some reason. ⁓ Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ yeah. No, no, no. You don't get Uber Jason for a ⁓ starting to sideways. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, that's when you know she's serious. Producer Nick: that add the box script. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: She's pretty hot. But luckily she's got the internal cooling. Stupid ass. But she got me so, yeah, credit. What the Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Producer Nick: Couldn't have just casually walked over there. She had to cut flips and such. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ right in the face. Producer Nick: Ha Mark Scioneaux: Why would she feel pain as a robot? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Come on, Tony, what are you doing? Producer Nick: She had him right where she wanted him. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I kinda love this. Mark Scioneaux: I just don't understand why would she get punched in the face she would respond with pain but oh well. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: See, that's what I'm talking about. Mark Scioneaux: Jason's like, what? I guess they're not worrying about puncturing the hull of the spaceship. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah You ain't got a leg to stand on Jason. Come on. Dude's a soldier. Yes he is. Producer Nick: NENENENEN Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: He's gotta be dead now, right? Yes, he did. ⁓ yeah, sure. Mark Scioneaux: Oof. Get the point. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Stick around. Mark Scioneaux: The Quran. Producer Nick: Yay, we did it! Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, he's gonna wear out that sex bot tonight for sure. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: can all rely. Producer Nick: You Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: your mama. Nick, how does it look in 4K? Producer Nick: It's ⁓ it's pretty good. I have no complaints. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I like to say it because this Blu-ray looks ⁓ Producer Nick: Yeah, no, it looks really, really good. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: It's just a movie, The movie looks bad enough for it. It's the movie. Producer Nick: You can really see all the detail work that they put into the special effects. Mark Scioneaux: I'm ripped. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: What are we going to do? Producer Nick: If only there was a way. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ shoot. Producer Nick: That's Grendel. Reminds me of Grendel. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: He's all patched up. Nanobots fixed him. Man. Seal really looks awesome at this movie. ⁓ Mark Scioneaux: I'll be. I if I looked like that, I would just be going shirtless in every movie. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. Producer Nick: When I watched this the other day, I kept waiting for the VR scene, the VR campsite scene. I thought it's so late in the movie, I thought I had misremembered and maybe it was from another movie. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: That's my favorite. Mark Scioneaux: I actually just wondering about that. I thought for some reason that happened in the very beginning, nope. Boy, they get a lot jammed in in about 20 minutes. Producer Nick: Yeah, it's a Yeah, it's gonna happen. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, they do. Producer Nick: Yeah, that's what she said. Mark Scioneaux: Good for them. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I like his necklace. ⁓ It's spicy for no reason. looks like a Black Panther's necklace. ⁓ I've never seen it. But I know what you're talking about. I've seen the pictures. Producer Nick: It does... It seems dangerous. Mark Scioneaux: Jason vs Wakanda. I'd watch that movie. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ And somebody get this man a hockey mask. What's gonna happen? I don't know. Producer Nick: Obviously they're just going to escape and live happily ever after. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Was that a Nintendo 64 logo? Mark Scioneaux: I it was, actually. I thought that too. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: So all on their own, the nanobots decide they're going to fix them up. No, the blood hit the circuits and the circuits started to spark. Yeah. Science. Ducks. Science. Producer Nick: It's short circuiting. Mark Scioneaux: It's just an cautionary tale of technology. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, all they had to do was get him struck by lightning. That's correct. That's right. Of course it killed him and it brought him back. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go. ⁓ Why you talking about a hose? Because remember the hose was under the hose at the beginning. So this is like a bookend. Producer Nick: ⁓ So yeah, if they can reconstruct his face after it got obliterated, then they could have reconstructed the freeze-dried girl's face too. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ yeah? Producer Nick: Plot hole. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ yeah, you're right. It's the only one in the entire movie. ⁓ It's the only thing that doesn't make sense. Yeah. Producer Nick: You Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Boy they're padding the runtime. What? Let's go get all this metal to reconstruct it. Is that what they're doing? The nanobots are getting metal? They're looking for ⁓ alternative sources. You don't remember Uber, Jason? I remember the image. I just don't remember. yeah. What the fuck? Yes. OK, the master is cool. It's awesome. The whole rest is stupid. Mark Scioneaux: I this is a very cool JSON. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: The eye. Oh, the eye she took. She's got two eyes now. He's been modified. Mark Scioneaux: It'd be cool if they got married. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah Producer Nick: That'd have been a nice plot twist. It's like fall in love with each other and she changes his ways. Mark Scioneaux: They both struggle to understand the complicated emotion called love. Producer Nick: That's right. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ He knocks her block off. Mark Scioneaux: Aww. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Is this Darth Vader in Rogue One? Yeah. Producer Nick: Right, let's see. I heard, ⁓ now that you mentioned it, heard that this scene was a major inspiration when they were... ⁓ Like that's where they got the idea. Mark Scioneaux: For Darth Vader. Right, it was Jason X. Producer Nick: Yeah. Guys, I was watching Jason X a few days ago and I've got an idea. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Language. Let's have Darth Vader kill everyone just like Jason did. Producer Nick: It's just like... Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yes, I know you are, but what am I? questions. Mark Scioneaux: Ha! He made sure to grab that robot head, awfully quick. Producer Nick: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Well, you know. That's all he needed. This is the part of movie where K.M., well, never. Producer Nick: for research purposes. Mark Scioneaux: Right. Ugh, not my flashlight. Producer Nick: think we're finally okay. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I ain't got no body. Producer Nick: Yeah Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: What a piece of junk. Producer Nick: They thought they were free. ⁓ yeah, I forgot about this. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Now this movie sucks. Producer Nick: Another... Borrowing from Alien Resurrection once again. ⁓ wait, was this before Alien Resurrection? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Uh-huh. no, I think it's after. This is 2001. Alien Resurrection was in the 90s. Producer Nick: Okay. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, Alien Resurrection I think was like 98. Producer Nick: Yeah, this looks... Mark Scioneaux: So yeah, a lot of... Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: What did they call that thing where you like put your carrots or potatoes in it? You push it and it makes French fries. A French fry maker. Oh. Producer Nick: Julianne? Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, like a potato slice. Yeah, like the little french fry slicer. ⁓ the slap chop. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Huh, I wonder where they got the idea for that. Slap chop, yeah. Mark Scioneaux: She's about to get slap chopped. She's about to get the resident evil treatment. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Exactly. I'll just do it. Producer Nick: If they could have just linked fingers, then she would have been able to save her. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Eeech. There it is. That's the alien resurrection shot. It julians! It chops! Mark Scioneaux: And there it is, Quipy 11. Producer Nick: There it is. Mark Scioneaux: There it is, quippy one-liner right before dying because they have no respect for death. Producer Nick: Right before imminent death, that's right. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: even show it well. No, they didn't want the X rating for Jason X. Producer Nick: Damn it, he's unstoppable. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Maybe this way. Producer Nick: No matter what though, no matter what, he's not leaving that head behind. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: No, he's not. mean, can't say he's a blame him. I mean, it's so hard to get ahead in these days. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ no. Producer Nick: If he doesn't make it, he doesn't make it, but if he does, he's gonna have that head with him. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Wanna smoke some pot? So am I, the KKK ship. Mark Scioneaux: Yes Producer Nick: Notice how the mail driver doesn't crash. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ my god, he went there. Mark Scioneaux: Ha ⁓ Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: they've redid the scene with the sleeping bag. It's coming! Okay. Mark Scioneaux: is it really that's where it's a it's a i know it's coming but it's really feels like a run out of time Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: It sounds like you keep saying T-MU. Yeah. Well, I mean, they've ordered so much of their cast from there. Knock, knock. Mark Scioneaux: This would have been the moment to cast Arnold. No offense to Kane Hodder, but Arnold would have been goaded as Jason. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I just could imagine that this actress is like right off screen. She's like, like, you know, turned around and her head's backwards so they can get the shot. Lay it on a table or something. Yeah. Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: She is. ⁓ she is. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty pretty cool way they shot it, but yep. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: That mask is awesome. It really is. Ooh, look at that. Man, that looks pretty... Is it that they're gonna time travel with that on? The flux capacity? Uh-huh. Producer Nick: It's a flux capacitor, It just hit me. She looks like ⁓ Lorena Baccarin or Marina Baccarin. What's your name? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: I don't know. Producer Nick: which is not a bad problem to have. Mark Scioneaux: No, I could. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, Chad said great design. They put the override panel outside the ship. Well, we can override it easily. Mark Scioneaux: Ha Producer Nick: you Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: This dude's just knocking down walls. Here you go. Producer Nick: right. Some good lighting right there. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: She's laying down with a blue suit on. Mark Scioneaux: Here we go. Producer Nick: Are you sure they didn't actually create a real robot for that rule? Mark Scioneaux: That was 10 million of the 11 million dollar budget. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: and then they scrapped it. Producer Nick: ⁓ I'm not convinced that they didn't. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: good old days. Right? Mark Scioneaux: I had read a bit of trivia where ⁓ they had the actress who played his mom was agreeing to ⁓ she was going to play a cameo role and they just couldn't reach an agreement. Which sucks, because she was actually in town for a convention when they were shooting this movie, like in the same city. And apparently they didn't say what the agreement they couldn't reach was, I guess money, but like, come on. like you couldn't have just popped out of that door and Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ man. Wow. Producer Nick: Right. Mark Scioneaux: That would have been epic. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. She needed another car, Cadillac or whatever. Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: I don't know. Yeah, I guess so. Producer Nick: And how genius of a move to put that scene in this movie, like the throwback to like Nelson said, back to the beginning. Mark Scioneaux: They should have just recast that or that would have been an epic moment. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Like they did in Freddy vs. Jason. Yeah. It is. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, exactly. Yes. ⁓ imagine to be a casting director back then. ⁓ that's just not right. Let's see some more. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Okay. Has anybody on this watch ever seen the movie prophecy? Not the one with Julie's hands, but the one from the seventies with, ⁓ Armando Sante and Rocky's wife. Mark Scioneaux: I don't think so. Producer Nick: No. Mark Scioneaux: It's so funny. I mean that's a fantastic cutaway. Producer Nick: That's great Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: the Man, them girls are banging. campers in. Thank you. Just make some more. Yeah. Producer Nick: So good. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: all drop him in Manhattan. There's millions of killed here. Yeah, he was only in Manhattan for like 10 minutes in the movie. Put him back. And Jason rides a boat. What? The whole joke behind that movie is he's they spend the majority of the movie on the boat rather than in New York. Yeah. I've seen them all. Mark Scioneaux: Isn't it called Jason Goes to Manhattan or is it called Jason in Manhattan? takes Manhattan. So guess it's all about the journey to Manhattan. ⁓ Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Jason takes Manhattan. Producer Nick: It a Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I've a ⁓ plan. Producer Nick: Fun fact, was originally called Jason Takes a Boat to Manhattan, but they, it was too long, so they took that out. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: But they changed it. Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Producer Nick: They didn't want people to get the wrong idea. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Get the head. Mark Scioneaux: That's my head now. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Like run, why are you looking at him? You know what he looks like? Okay, close the door girl. Get through the ET tube. It looks like when they had ET in quarantine. huh. I was following along. You were following? Yeah. Producer Nick: You Mark Scioneaux: Nope. Producer Nick: got this. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Time to go. Mark Scioneaux: That was a pretty fast countdown. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: funny realize that's almost the same shot they use in Freddy versus Jason later where they're square off against each other and then Producer Nick: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: space no one can hear your spaceship blow up. No way. This a stupid fucking movie. Brodsky, save Sinead! You will believe a Jason can fly. Mark Scioneaux: Look at that! Boom! Just... ⁓ shit. Back? Back to Earth. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Earth 2! Producer Nick: new earth yeah Earth the sequel. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: That's it, don't believe it baby. Just feed it. And your body's gonna be banging. Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, he's already trying to find a way to put her head on that girl's body. ⁓ Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Hahaha ⁓ ⁓ you're the wind beneath my wings. Producer Nick: Sacrifices must be made. Mark Scioneaux: Rest. It's just a beautiful moment. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. Producer Nick: That's bad when this is the most ridiculous part of the movie. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, you know, originally it was written that Brotsky was going to stand on top of it like he was surfing. Producer Nick: Silver surfer. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Make a wish. wish something exciting would happen. Mark Scioneaux: It already came true. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ And now you got Jason next. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ Producer Nick: and credits. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Upbeat rock music. Yay. You look like you are developing film. Producer Nick: Yay! Mark Scioneaux: With this. Producer Nick: I got my TV backlights on. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ strip club. Or you work in desperadoes. Mark Scioneaux: We were full mixed in the red light district. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Listen to that music, bro. That's very uplifting rock music. Mark Scioneaux: We were blessed to live in a time when JSAG had been made. ⁓ look at that. ⁓ Amazon is recommending me another Jason movie. Jason and the Argonauts. I didn't know Jason fought the Argonauts. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: ⁓ wow. ⁓ fun fact that my guest last night just taught me. You know, in ⁓ Clash of the Titans, how they have that owl that's like a ⁓ mechanical owl? Yeah, Nick just watched it. Okay. You know, it's the things called a bo... called Bobo or something like that. Okay. That's actually the phylum for that kind of owl. ⁓ thank you. Yeah. Producer Nick: Yeah, I just watched that. Mark Scioneaux: Uh-huh. Producer Nick: Yeah? Mark Scioneaux: Well, that's a fun fact. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: They were, they went to a, ⁓ nature park that had those owls. And as they're looking at them, do you look down, there's little signs and it says phylum, bobo, something, I was like, wow. That's cool. Mark Scioneaux: What a hoot. Producer Nick: Hahaha! Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I'm just dancing to the music. Well, we definitely want to thank all the people who joined us tonight. Mason Gary 9712. Yep. And Chelsea Gonzales. Chad Gonzales. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: And the entire. We had Stacey. food distributed from. Hungry. They always big ones. Well, they knew you were here. Yeah, of course. Mark Scioneaux: or bacon hungry. Literally. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Well, sure, everybody can rest now that we've seen Jason X. It's the most wonderful time of the year. Producer Nick: Is there another Friday the 13th this year? Mark Scioneaux: I'm surprised we got two Friday the 13th in one year. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I know we got back to back months. That's crazy. There's a third one. So there's a third one in what is it? November? Something like that. Are we going to watch a good movie? Well, it doesn't have to be a Jason movie. Yes, it does. OK. Well, I mean, well, so what we can do is something like this. just not on the 13th. We can do it in another month, two months and do a different movie. don't we watch instead of doing this on a Friday night? Why don't we do it on a Saturday and we watch Saturday the 14th? Producer Nick: Yeah, February. Mark Scioneaux: Is there? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Cause you said that movie was garbage. We're not watching that. ⁓ Mark Scioneaux: Mm. Yeah, movie is garbage. No. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: No, we can watch leprechaun in space or something. Well, I say we go back around and watch Friday the 13th part too, because those first two movies are bangers. They really are. Producer Nick: They actually made a movie called Saturday the 14th. Mark Scioneaux: I mean, yeah. Why not just do a whole series and watch all the Friday the 13th movies. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I know, right? X is the loneliest number. But Jason Jeb. I gotta make that my ringtone. Like we could watch it the next month on whatever's closest to, whatever Friday is closest to the 13th. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Producer Nick: In one night. Mark Scioneaux: in one night, one 10-hour marathon stream. Producer Nick: We could watch it in shifts. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, pick a pick a Friday once a month and we can do movie night. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Look, Michael Flanagan. I am fine with that. Like the dancer? No, like ⁓ he's like a director or something now. Mark Scioneaux: Mike Slammigan? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, they just thanked him. So this came out in 2000. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: 2000. Yep. Yeah. All right. ⁓ Mark Scioneaux: It be a different Michael Flanagan. I don't know, maybe each one of us could recommend a movie and then you could put them in a randomizer and then whatever movie gets picked, that's what we watch. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Like after we finished all the days of movement? Mark Scioneaux: mean, you wanted to do a Friday the 13th series, we could definitely do that. But if you didn't want to do that, then we could do, you know, a random. I'm down. Yeah, I mean, I'm down. Two down, what? Eight more to go? ⁓ Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: I mean, we kind of started, we might as well finish. Yeah, we got two of them down now. Nine, nine, 10. Really? If you do the Friday the 13th reboot and you do Freddie vs Jason. Yeah, it came out 2009. You've never seen that dude. Are you doing the existed? They both, not only do they have one of the brothers from supernatural, they have one of the actresses from the flash. They're both in it. Mark Scioneaux: Peace. I mean, we gotta do Freddie versus Jason. We should do. Producer Nick: It's pretty good. Mark Scioneaux: The girl who is it she was in Destiny's Child with Beyonce It was a Kelly Rowland she calls she calls Freddy Krueger mr. Butterfinger knives. ⁓ It's a great Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: That Kelly Rowland, she's in Freddy Gersh with Jason. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She has some other terrible things to it. Terry. Mark Scioneaux: It's such an awful movie, but I've seen it like 50 times. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: So which is worse? Um, Halloween is it H two O with, uh, Buster ride. That's resurrection resurrection. Or is it Friday versus Friday versus Jason. Mark Scioneaux: With Buster Rhymes. Lawrence Resurrection, yeah. God. Freddy vs. Jason is at least entertaining throughout the whole movie. Producer Nick: I think it was a... Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Freddie vs. Jason is way better than Resurrection. Producer Nick: Yeah, I think so. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, I remember kind of liking it. Yeah, it was fun. It's a fun movie. Yeah. But man, and it's actually like a real horror movie inside. Yeah. You know, to where resurrection is just garbage. You know, I mean, it's better than Halloween three, but it's the second worst. Mark Scioneaux: I don't really count Halloween III as a Michael Myers movie. It's its own standalone thing. It's its own standalone movie. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Let's not. Producer Nick: It's... it's not. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: to sound standalone crap. You're just so wrong for that. Just saying. Producer Nick: Yeah, it's not it doesn't really work as a Halloween movie, but it doesn't it doesn't really work as a standalone movie either so Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Thank you. Mark Scioneaux: ⁓ yeah, just, y'all are crazy. Producer Nick: Spoiler alert on how I feel about how I felt about Halloween 3. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. And Nick has to be the, he has to be the referee between Jamie and I already know how it's going to go. mean, let's be honest. Do I know it's not a great movie? Yeah. But do I enjoy watching it? Yeah. It really is. Producer Nick: Yeah. Listen, let me. Have Mark Scioneaux: It's an iconic, it's iconic. Producer Nick: I've chosen a side. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah, there's nothing wrong with enjoying bad movies. There are plenty of crap movies that I bought. Yeah. Mark Scioneaux: I I know what you mean, I just, I don't think it's a bad movie. ⁓ well. I mean, this we just watched is a bad movie. Holly Three is not a bad movie. It's a fun movie. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: It's bad. Yeah, this movie is fun though. Like the way that we just watched it where we like riffed on it the whole time. Thank you. That's fun. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, I I pretty much watched the whole movie on mute and I still enjoyed it. so I mean, like that should tell you something. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yeah. It has fun characters in it. Mark Scioneaux: it well like I said earlier it just. It never takes itself seriously. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: up? Yes, sir. Baby, who is that? Not sure who that is. Hello? Hi, yes sir, baby. Mark Scioneaux: Yeah, yes sir baby, you're live on the air. What's your call? Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: All right. Well this has been fun. Thanks everybody for streaming with us. and Mark, don't go anywhere but I'm gonna end the live, okay? So thanks for joining. Bye! We will let you guys know when we do another one. Mark Scioneaux: Okay? Bye, everyone. Go read a book. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Yes, read a book by Mark Sino. Mark Scioneaux: Well, I mean, preferably a good book, not one of mine. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: Also go read a good book is what he means. Mark Scioneaux: Right. Go read the good book. Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: There's a lot of words though. A lot of words. Mark Scioneaux: That's... Nelson, Jamie And Jeff: All right, later. Take care. Mark Scioneaux: Bye.