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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: What's the five horoscopes today? I'm just breaking down what
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  Speaker 1: your sign needs to hear right now from dating disasters
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  Speaker 1: to questionable financial decisions. So if it's your birthday today,
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  Speaker 1: you're a Libra just like Kyle. And you share a
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  Speaker 1: birthday with John Mayer and Naomi Osaka. So Kyle, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to start with you because you're our Libra. Libras.
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  Speaker 1: While we're still in your birthday season, you are dangerously
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  Speaker 1: close to turning one birthday dinner into a three-week celebration.
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  Speaker 1: You've already had the brunch, the rooftop drinks, the birthday
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  Speaker 1: photo shoot. Your friends love you, but they're kind of
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  Speaker 1: checking their bank accounts and, like, begging you to stop
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  Speaker 1: making plans. Do you remember when you asked me what
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing for my birthday? What did I say? Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: She said, nothing. I said, are you going to go
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  Speaker 1: to dinner? She said, no. I don't know. I've got
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  Speaker 1: no plans right now. Right now. So let's make some, guys.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. Valerie, good morning. What's your sign? I'm an Aries. Aries,
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  Speaker 1: you guys are about to get invited to some Halloween
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  Speaker 1: plans with people that you don't even really like very much.
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  Speaker 1: So before you commit to a $ 90 costume and a
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  Speaker 1: $ 40 Uber, ask yourself if you actually want to go
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  Speaker 1: or if you're just going to have FOMO. So true.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. Thanks, Valerie. Good morning, Michelle. What's your sign? Hi,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. Taurus. Okay, Michelle, your fall shopping addiction, it's
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  Speaker 1: getting out of control. You may have gone into Target
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  Speaker 1: for toothpaste and then left with, like, a pumpkin-shaped pillow,
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  Speaker 1: three candles, and a throw blanket you didn't need. So,
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  Speaker 1: your home, it doesn't need another seasonal personality. Put the
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  Speaker 1: debit card away. Okay, not taken. There you go. Thanks, Michelle.
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  Speaker 1: It's too loud. You'll see what I mean. Thank you. Whoa.
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  Speaker 1: What's that? I clicked on something on my computer. Oops.
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  Speaker 1: It sounded like me. It did sound like you. It
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  Speaker 1: was you in the Ferrari. It was AI me. It
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  Speaker 1: was AI me. What do you got for Pisces? Okay, Rich,
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  Speaker 1: for you, you're our Pisces in the studio. You are
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  Speaker 1: about to convince yourself that the person you've been casually
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  Speaker 1: seeing would make the perfect couple's costume with you. You
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  Speaker 1: haven't even really established if you're exclusive, and you're already
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  Speaker 1: trying to make them with the duo costume. So just
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  Speaker 1: start with their last name is first. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: your wife's last name? Uh, Bera. Okay. How about Leos? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Leo. Us Leos. We kind of need to
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  Speaker 1: stop pretending that we don't care about what Halloween costume
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  Speaker 1: we're wearing when we've already got three Pinterest boards and
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  Speaker 1: a Fashion Nova cart worth $ 300. We do want to
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  Speaker 1: be the hottest person at the party and that's fine,
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  Speaker 1: but we need to like not act surprised when somebody
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  Speaker 1: else is dressed up as the same character. Okay, how
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  Speaker 1: about you wrap up with Virgos? Yeah, John Jay, you're
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  Speaker 1: about to become the unpaid event coordinator for your entire
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  Speaker 1: friend group. Somehow you're responsible for dinner reservations, the Uber,
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  Speaker 1: the tickets, and making sure everyone gets home alive. So
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  Speaker 1: make sure that you're sending demo requests before the end
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  Speaker 1: of the weekend. All right, thank you, Payne Whitmore. If
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  Speaker 1: you didn't get your sign read and you want to
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  Speaker 1: know what it is, go to our website. It's up
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  Speaker 1: there posted already, johnjayandrich.com.