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Whackhead Prank: When noise complaints get personal · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Okay, So there's a lot of battles going on in
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  Speaker 1: the world right now, some bigger than others. So Ramis
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  Speaker 1: is fighting to lia ice cream tubs, and this guy
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  Speaker 1: in the prank today he is fighting his neighbor who
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  Speaker 1: is also his friend. So he's in a complex one
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  Speaker 1: of these flat scenarios, and he's got a real serious
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  Speaker 1: issue with his neighbor friend, but one that he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: want to deal with face to face. He wants to
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  Speaker 1: rather escalate it to body corporate. You will see why
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  Speaker 1: when I say noisy neighbor, what do you think a
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  Speaker 1: noise complaint from a neighbor?
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  Speaker 2: You're still going, what's every weekend?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have something going on at your heart?
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  Speaker 1: What's the general complex rule? Eleven o'clock? I think this
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  Speaker 1: is the city bar law. By eleven o'clock, music is off.
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  Speaker 2: I know some apartments it says early as ten.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, on weekends we were a bit more lenient, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But now let's just take it one step further. That's
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  Speaker 1: music music off at eleven o'clock. What if the noise
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  Speaker 1: persists and it's not music?
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  Speaker 4: What what?
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  Speaker 2: What kind of noise there?
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  Speaker 1: Like? You think people talking loud on everyone's gone home already,
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  Speaker 1: everyone's gone home from the party.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so it's not the music, it's not the people,
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  Speaker 2: just the two of us. It's bedtime. We can make it.
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  Speaker 4: If we try just the two of us, it'll be loud.
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  Speaker 2: Well one is, wow, didn't you didn't you have this problem? Philip?
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  Speaker 4: Did you have this problem.
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  Speaker 3: I've spoken about?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and how did you resolve it?
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  Speaker 5: I was very happy for them because they were very happy,
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  Speaker 5: but I mean I was like, gosh, at some point,
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  Speaker 5: I also want to sleep, you know, also.
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  Speaker 2: What to joy?
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  Speaker 4: You know, it's the worst. You know, my dude, you're
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  Speaker 4: making everybody else jealous. You know what I'm saying, Like
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  Speaker 4: you're showing us all that, like what are you doing
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  Speaker 4: in there?
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  Speaker 2: You know? But I love that.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a conflicting feeling of I'm glad you're having
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  Speaker 1: a good time.
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  Speaker 2: But also, hello, there people are that live around you.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let's let's let's get into it. Here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Does this just go on like every night.
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  Speaker 5: Three times a week?
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  Speaker 4: How loud is it?
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  Speaker 5: Well? Our bedrooms, bedrooms walls are the same walls, so
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  Speaker 5: they's against our bit. If you're lying in bed, you
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  Speaker 5: can hear it quite clearly. And yeah, sometimes when you're
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  Speaker 5: in the kitchen on the box, which is like onward,
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  Speaker 5: you can still hear it.
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  Speaker 4: And what are their preferred times?
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  Speaker 5: In the beginning, it used to be like twelve o'clockish
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  Speaker 5: at night, and the other night they just wented at
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  Speaker 5: like just after eight. It's really loud, we're still watching
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  Speaker 5: a movie. And the next time in my ass is
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  Speaker 5: what's happening? I started, I'm like, no, it's the neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: Is this mister Knell? Yes, it's Freddy here from fild
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  Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah, I've got to France here from one
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  Speaker 1: to one. Yeah, let me just cut to the chase here.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think much of it when I got a
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  Speaker 1: complaint from David on at one one two.
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  Speaker 4: Below you one one too, Yeah, David the old man.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but now France is sitting here in my office
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  Speaker 1: is basically complaining about the noise levels emanating from your apartment.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, are you aware of this?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, the wolves or not that sick? I
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  Speaker 6: suppose not unthinkable that that can be the case.
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  Speaker 1: France's exact description of the noise is it sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a pig being slaughtered.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I've got France. Yeah, France, did you want to
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  Speaker 4: just clear the metal up?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, France, just hold on image pass the phone.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's quite awkward, Dode.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes I have to wake up early in the morning
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, yeah, your girlfriend screaming along that.
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  Speaker 6: I could just be an employed you can manage.
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  Speaker 3: It's awkward.
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  Speaker 5: It's the sticky actually embartical.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, my balance might say where do you
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  Speaker 3: mop my valcon? We gold embarrassed?
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  Speaker 6: You know, con say by employer, And so let's say, okay,
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  Speaker 6: where would you say and sold you?
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  Speaker 3: Did you have a trade product? Going to admit? Come up.
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  Speaker 1: Here?
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  Speaker 4: Hello? Can you just like maybe go but slower or something? Ready?
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  Speaker 1: Those noise levels, how do you know what the noise
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  Speaker 1: levels are?
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  Speaker 4: Listen?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure if I listen close enough I'd be able
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  Speaker 1: to hear it. In fact, I'm sure we're going to
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  Speaker 1: get a complaint from Charles at Buckingham Palace. So could
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  Speaker 1: we agree that, say, let's give you a window period
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  Speaker 1: from nine thirty to ten Monday to Friday. Listen you
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  Speaker 1: on Saturday you can go from ten to eleven.
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  Speaker 6: Listen. Uh, yeah, I just.
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  Speaker 4: Think you are in the same Sunday, no go.
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  Speaker 6: You are you are insane?
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  Speaker 1: Public holidays only after ten o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Can you tell me what to get a muzzle or something.
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  Speaker 4: Put a muzzle on her.
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  Speaker 6: That's pretty sore.
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  Speaker 1: Look honestly, while you are tuning the organ, it's not
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  Speaker 1: making sweet music to everybody else.
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  Speaker 5: Stop talking?
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  Speaker 4: What am I doing?
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  Speaker 6: You?
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  Speaker 4: Listen?
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  Speaker 1: If you could just get your bookie to stop screaming
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night like she's an extra
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  Speaker 1: on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you use a pillow or something.
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  Speaker 6: Why don't you come down to our stay? You know
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  Speaker 6: day you come down faster? You give me that strut
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  Speaker 6: into my face.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to come in and walk in while
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  Speaker 1: you're hiding the Canaloney, don't again?
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  Speaker 4: Perhaps it's worcked Simpson.
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  Speaker 3: When to give you a hot skirt?
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  Speaker 5: Vid, there's wicked bow.
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  Speaker 3: No feeling that.
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  Speaker 1: It seems like it has a lot of hard feelings.
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  Speaker 2: What a legend? What a champion is? Didn't deny it
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  Speaker 2: is going on.
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  Speaker 4: It is real. But that's a flix, isn't it. Yeah,