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Hoppe Saturday! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.8.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Oh, what's going on with Chipotle?
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  I love Chipotle. It's my absolute favorite fast
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  food. But every two years, the bill goes freaking
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  up. I have to get a large queso and double meat.
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  To fill me up, it's now $30. And karma's hitting
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  them. Now to the fast food chain Chipotle, pulling
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  jalapeno peppers at some of its locations over
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  concerns of possible salmonella contamination.
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  Oh yeah, I thought they did such a good job of
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  being clean. Listen, Chipotle jumped the shark.
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  It takes itself way too seriously. What do I
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  mean by that? There is this thing that Chipotle
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  does. where they think they are indestructible.
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  I can get actual authentic Mexican for $15 when
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  yours is $30. Kiss my ass. And then you got Salmonella.
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  You all douchebags. There was another thing they
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  had 11 years ago. Remember when people were getting
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  sick? Elizabeth Schulze has those details. Good
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  morning, Elizabeth. Good morning, Robin. This
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  is another concerning headline about the safety
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  of our food. Health officials are now investigating
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  a salmonella outbreak possibly linked to jalapenos
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  served at Chipotle restaurants in multiple states.
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  We don't know all the states yet, but Minnesota's
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  health department is reporting 110 cases. They
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  say most people got sick after eating at Chipotle
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  from mid -June to mid -July. Yeah, I'm glad I
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  didn't go. Mm -hmm. I will say that is not food
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  you give with your girl. She'll just be farting.
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  And other Mexican -style restaurants are also
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  under investigation. I just don't like how the
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  Chipotle CEO gaslit us into like, oh, we give
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  you double meat, we got affordable prices. And
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  then had the leaked audio of him saying that
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  they're trying to, you know, have food for people
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  that make six figures. So you're screwing over
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  the middle class that want to have good food.
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  Go fuck yourself. Chipotle says it removed jalapenos
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  from all the restaurants where they've been distributed.
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  I don't even like jalapenos. It's too spicy.
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  And replaced them with products from different
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  growers. Whatever. Forget about your jalapeno.
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  Lower your prices, you douchebags. Now to McDonald's
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  reporting slowing sales. Who goes to McDonald's?
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  Listen, I tell everybody this. If McDonald's
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  to fill up a tall guy like me, 6 '9", is going
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  to be 18 bucks, do I really want to get a stomachache
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  at 8 o 'clock at night? Or spend 18 to 20 bucks?
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  and go to the deli at Publix or whatever grocery
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  store is in the city you're listening to this
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  show in. We have 70 countries that listen to
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  the show. So I'm saying wherever you are, would
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  you rather have food that you can have as leftovers?
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  Like last night I bought meatballs and mashed
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  potatoes and then some ribs for about $22 and
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  I have leftover meatballs and mashed potatoes.
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  There is no point to go to McDonald's. I'm a
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  millennial. I'm a 90s baby. The only time McDonald's
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  was cool was the dollar menu. as it attempts...
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  And no, I don't want to use your app. To me,
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  McDonald's is spur of the moment. Nothing else
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  is open. ...to serve cost -conscious consumers
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  who fail to meet expectations. Yeah, it's terrible.
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  They make you think it's a deal. Like, ooh, you
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  get a single, not even a double cheeseburger,
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  a single burger and a small fry and a Coke for
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  $5. Yippee -ki -yay. In 2009, that was... $5
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  would have been three McDoubles. Actually, if
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  you would have had a $5 bill in 2009 and then
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  had like 75 cents, you could literally get a
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  whole meal. Man, I am glad I grew up when I did.
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  Elizabeth Schulze is back with those details.
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  Good morning again, Elizabeth. Good morning.
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  What up, baby girl? Again, Robin, McDonald's
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  is warning about what it calls a challenging
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  consumer environment. Yeah, it's called karma
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  for being overpriced. And terrible. And terrible
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  food. Restaurants from April through June grow
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  at the slowest pace in more than a year. And
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  all the boomers are like... Fast food giant had
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  rolled out this big slate of deals. Yeah, trust
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  me, nobody wants premium prices for crappy food.
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  To try to attract diners who are frustrated with
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  high prices. Think about it, I went on a date
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  on Saturday and I paid for the meal and it was
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  at Chili's, real baller. And the meal altogether
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  was about $35 for two, three for 11. And I had
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  leftovers, a freaking burger, a dip trio, she
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  got a salad. If we would have gone to McDonald's,
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  It would have been the same price. Because for
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  me, it's about $15, $16. Let's say... Kiss my
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  ass, McDonald's. Kiss my ass. That's how I feel
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  about you. Lower your prices, you douchebags.
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  Here is Ty Johnson, who's on the Craig Cardin
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  Show, talking about how he doesn't like that
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  politics has gotten involved in the WNBA. The
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  WNBA is so stupid. They had this brilliant chance
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  with Kaylin Clark and Angel Reese and Sophie
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  Cunningham and all these girls. I forget the
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  one that's the model, but you have all these
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  players that are household names, Ajaya Wilson,
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  all these people, and all you talk about is politics.
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  You finally have the spotlight on your league.
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  I don't think it's political. To me, it ends
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  up being more of identity politics in the worst
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  kind of way. And what I mean is, I remember saying
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  recently that I prefer Paige Beckers. I like
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  Paige Beckers, a white girl. And there's a reason
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  I bring up white girl over the current golden
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  child of the league, right? And I said, I like
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  Paige Beckers, who's a white girl. And then people,
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  only thing they heard was, I love Caitlyn Clark
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  and they call me racist. That's the ridiculous
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  part. There has been race. There has been all
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  this phobia that's surrounding the league. I
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  just want to watch basketball. I literally watched
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  the premiere of the WNBA in 1998, but with Caitlyn
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  Clark two years ago. And it's just women bringing
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  down women. And women go, oh, man. No, you bring
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  yourself down. They said you hate white people.
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  I go, the player I said I like is also white.
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  That's the problem is people hear what they want
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  to hear because they're scumbags. Why is like,
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  and I think what has happened is because the
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  best player, scratch that, fall for the best
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  player, because the most popular player was a
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  Midwestern white girl. All right, I'm done. Whatever.
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  I do think he was the best player, but whatever.
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  Who cares? We're all going to die. It doesn't
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  matter. I just think it's funny how the WNBA
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  is like, we want to be taken seriously. And then
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  they just bring each other down. Kind of like
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  women in radio. Sophie Cunningham, of course,
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  says all the things about trans athletes. And
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  then doesn't take any accountability for her
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  words. You can't be saying outlandish opinions
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  and just blah, blah, blah. And then say this
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  right here. I think that there's so much good
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  going on in the WNBA. No, there's not. There's
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  potential good. Don't even know if that made
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  sense. But there's potential for it to be good.
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  But you guys got to accept that Kalen Clark's
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  the best. You guys got to stop having jealousy.
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  It's so infuriating. It's unlikable. I think
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  that basketball's being played at the highest
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  level it's ever been. Think about it. The WNBA
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  before 2024 was never talked about. Now it's
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  a household name, but it's known for women bringing
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  down women and being political. I think our team
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  in specific, we are breaking history right now
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  with the amount of points that we're scoring
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  on back -to -back -to -back -to -back -to -back
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  games. Riveting. Good for you. I think the Minnesota
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  game, there's just so much distraction. I think
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  the WNBA media, all we ever do is cover everything
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  except basketball. Because you're the one that
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  started the topic about trans athletes and all
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  the controversial things you say in your podcast.
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  Now, is an opinion controversial? No, but you're
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  not talking and recapping the game. You're talking
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  smack. Yes, you defend Kalen. That's fine. But
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  you can't be saying all these outlandish opinions
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  and separating the whole freaking country and
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  then going, well, I just want to talk about basketball.
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  And it's like, what are we doing? There's so
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  much. Shut up. We can talk about other things.
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  I'm sick of you. I don't even want to hear any
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  more from you. I'll let you talk a little more.
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  But you're just blah, blah, blah. Take accountability.
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  Go, yo, I took an L. I made it too political.
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  Let's focus on basketball. But no, you don't
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  take any accountability. Those are great stories.
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  I think it shows fans, you know, who people are
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  outside of the court. But I also think we've
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  got to keep the main thing the main thing. The
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  main thing is playing basketball and not being
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  political. As Michael Jordan, the GOAT, says.
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  Republicans buy shoes or whatever it was. But
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  whatever. Let's just be stupid. No wonder the
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  NBA has to pay your bills every year. You're
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  all a bunch of morons. The WNBA is like, we want
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  to be taking everything. And then they just bring
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  each other down. Mm -hmm. Kind of like women
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  in radio. Oh, what is our sweet Aaron Rodgers
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  doing? Mm -hmm. What kind of view this year versus
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  maybe the years that have passed? I'm going to
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  plead the fifth. Okay. Not funny. I like Pat
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  McAfee, but his friendship with Aaron Rodgers
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  gives him... You know how on that show, what
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  was it, Party My Take or whatever, around the
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  horn, whichever one where they had the points
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  and Tony Reale would give you two points if you
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  had a good point or he would give you negative
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  points if you had a bad point? Yeah, that's how
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  I feel about Pat McAfee hanging out with Aaron
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  Rodgers. A negative two points. I love that guy.
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  I like that absolute coward Tony Reale. Absolute
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  coward. He's just such a twat. Dr. Fauci's attorney
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  is telling Aaron Rodgers to shut up and dribble.
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  Unlike Babcock, and this is a minute with Mike.
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  Oh, yeah. David Shurtler, one of Anthony Fauci's
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  attorneys. Yeah, you know the one that told him
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  to not say anything because he's a douchebag?
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  No, listen, I don't want you to think that because
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  I'm ripping into Aaron Rodgers that I like Tony
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  Fauci. I think he's a scumbag. Woody Fauci can
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  be a scumbag. And so can Aaron Rodgers. In fact,
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  the guy who was actually kicked out of the Senate
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  hearing just a couple of days ago on Capitol
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  Hill is clapping back at Aaron Rodgers. Oh yeah,
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  clapping back. I wonder if Fauci ever made some
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  cheeks clap or his cheeks got clamped. Kept it
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  short and sweet, but he went right at the four
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  -time NFL MVP. Aaron Rodgers doesn't know what
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  he's talking about. He should stick to football.
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  Here's the thing. Didn't the left get mad at
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  LeBron when the Republicans were telling him
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  to stick to basketball? You're doing the same
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  thing. This is why politics is phony. You're
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  all a bunch of scumbags. We all know. Fauci has
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  that little bitch slap face. So Fauci says, just
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  throw touchdown passes. Don't worry about what's
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  happening in the medical community. Oh yeah,
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  what up? What's happening? This is Hoppy Hour.
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  I am your host. All right. Hoppy. Oh, geez. And
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  now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on
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  Fresno's Hot 97 .7. If the movie Project X was
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  a radio show, it would be Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. All kids out of the pool for adult swim.
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  All kids out. FM DJs, your morning show prep
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  begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And those
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  are his good qualities. A sick person with a
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  powerful tool. On three! You ready? One, two,
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  three, go! Welcome to... Door is closing. Hi,
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  this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm
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  -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no,
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  no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's gonna start. Okay, wait. All right.
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  The semen was so big. And now something completely
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  different. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
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  what real women need. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour
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  Hey, oh, BBE Hey, oh, BBE Hey, oh, BBE Oh, yeah,
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  mm, mm Oh, what is it? Ah, yeah, last night I
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  can't play too much of this. It's a copyright,
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  but I think I'm fine. Oh, yeah, last night I
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  saw Toy Story 5. About, I would say, seven weeks
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  later, and I had the movie theater to myself.
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  It was delightful. Ah, remember this level? Ellies
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  and goalies in a Toy Story 2 game? I do. Because
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  I used to play this game. Mm -hmm. Aw, man. I'm
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  telling you, since I was a kid growing up, I
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  loved Toy Story. Why? Because until about 2006,
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  all we really had was DVDs and VHSes. So I had
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  a Toy Story 1. Mm -hmm. And a Toy Story 2. So
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  last night, I went to see it and I was on a date.
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  And now, first of all, ladies and gentlemen,
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  I got to the movie theater in Seminole, Florida.
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  And who would have thought that a movie that's
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  been out for seven weeks would be sold out. So
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  then we went like 30 minutes down the road, went
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  to the Newport Ranchi Theater. And we went to
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  five guys. And the movie is great. Although the
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  movie, first of all, if you're going to a matinee
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  film at like nine o 'clock, just get there at
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  929. Commercials aren't even good anymore. All
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  it is is, oh my God, here's Tom Holland being
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  interviewed by some awful broad of an interviewer.
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  Here's the latest Mountain Dew commercial. Here's
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  the latest Super Trooper Street little clip.
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  How frickin' riveting. But the movie itself,
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  phenomenal. About social media and an iPad. And
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  without giving too much away, I feel like the
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  girl Lily. No, I'm not identifying as a woman,
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  don't worry, even though that'd be fine if I
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  didn't. Now, Maury Tuff, it's one of those things
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  where she's addicted to social media, and then
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  the best part is in the movie, there's a group
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  chat that talks bad about her, and I'm like,
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  it's just like that douchebag Dennis in the Cabo
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  community. One could say I could relate to the
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  movie. It was the best one they've had probably
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  since 2000 when Toy Story 2 came out. Because
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  3 and 4 were cool, but they just were a night.
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  Sporky made an appearance. But not that long
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  of an appearance. I recommend seeing it. Oh,
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  we have so much going on. So yesterday. Let me
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  turn this off. Let's hear it play out. Yeah,
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  so yesterday was my day off. And I had the worst
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  frickin' first world problem day ever. I don't
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  even know where to begin. First of all, I get
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  paid. So what do I do? I go and I buy a vape.
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  Not nicotine. And I'm a little man. There we
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  go. Just come out and hang. But this woman there
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  was being really annoying, so I just leave my
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  woman there. So I go home to swim some laps.
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  And I lose the vape on some freaking arm. Then
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  I end up finding her, but that worked out. But
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  it was my manic bipolar! I was off the wall,
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  man. And the thing is, we need to discuss. Okay,
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  first of all, leave me a voice note. 856 -49
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  -HAPPY. Is there anybody else that has an iPhone
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  15 Plus? Is there anybody else noticing your
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  phone beginning to get a little older? Death,
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  taxes, and Apple products lasting more or less
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  than two years is what's guaranteed. I had the
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  Tozo headphones, which is a great brand. I thought
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  it was. One of those little, you know, the paddings
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  that makes it comfortable in your ear. Well,
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  it fell out. So I was like, you know what? These
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  Tozo headphones are doing this irritating thing
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  where it says it's at like 75 % percentage charged
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  up and then it dies. I go, if you're about 5%,
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  just be honest with me. You're like women. I'm
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  just kidding. But I'm saying, if you're at...
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  5 %? Just tell me. Don't say you're at 80 % and
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  then it's dying when I'm working at a comic bar.
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  Speaking of my volume and my voice, I heard that
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  people at work can sometimes hear my podcast.
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  So embarrassing. But I mean, I am an obnoxious
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  little guy. So, I get these Tozo headphones.
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  I'm so excited. It's 10 .30 a .m. and I'm waking
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  up. And it only works in one ear. And only one
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  of the ears does it work. So guess what, ladies
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  and gentlemen, all boys and girls. I, um, last
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  night on my date, I go. to a five below right
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  next to the Regal little movie theater. Oh, there,
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  Newport Ritchie. And you know what happens? There's
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  a five below right next door. So me and my dad,
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  we go in, we get some candy. She sneaks it in
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  her big ass purse. Along with her big ass. And
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  I see these Bluetooth headphones and they're
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  pretty cool. Let me look at the brand. It's got
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  a B on it. I know that really helps. It seems
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  to be Bitek. They got them right here. Let me
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  open this up. They're fucking hard to open up.
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  Jesus Christ. You hear us? Yeah? Those are our
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  headphones. So she's driving to the movie theater.
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  How did it go? Oh, yeah. So the Five Below was
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  at the first movie theater we went to, not the
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  second one. Sorry. So we're driving to Five,
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  guys. And I'm trying out the headphones. And
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  of course, the second pair of headphones I buy,
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  it only works in one ear. You know what I mean?
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  So then I check my laptop. And both of the headphones
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  only work in one ear. All right, I'll stop doing
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  this. So, I have a conspiracy. I'm wondering.
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  Now, leave me a voice now. Tell me if you've
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  had this experience. 856 -49 -HOPPY. H -O -P
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  -P -E, not H -O -P -P -Y. It's 856 -546 -993.
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  Has this happened to you? Do you think there
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  might be a thing going on? where I don't know
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  how to say it. Do you think if you don't buy
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  natural AirPods that they're like kind of training
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  the phone to only work in one ear so then you
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  buy their product? I don't know. I'm not much
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  of a conspiracy theorist, but it's something
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  I'm wondering. It's something I'm beginning to
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  debate. It just seems very plausible. Doesn't
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  seem out of the norm. Um, there's this thing
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  I do. I swear I don't have Asperger's. Where,
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  um, when I'm really pumped up at a carbon bar
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  and I'm making something, I go, I rub my hands
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  together. I got it from my dad. He used to rub
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  his hands to pump himself up before going jogging
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  in five degree weather. And he would go, well,
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  every time I'm pumped up and I make a video,
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  I go like this. And everybody looks at me like
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  I'm very strange. Why are they looking at me?
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  Because I'm. I am strange. That's why. I am.
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  I want to give some advice out there. Now people
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  can take it. Or they can leave it. I don't really
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  give a fucking shit. But. Not every podcast.
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  Needs to be filmed. We're going to be honest
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  here. Not everybody is Brad Pitt. Not everybody.
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  I mean, that's such an old boomer reference.
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  But you know what I mean? Not everybody is Jacob
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  Elordi. Not everybody is Glenn Powell. Scooter
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  Braun. I'm just naming everybody that's Eskimo
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  Brothers with Sidney Sweeney. But what I'm saying
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  to you. I see some of these podcasts and these
• 25:35
  guys just look like such slaps. Now, you might
• 25:40
  be taking offense to this, but just realize,
• 25:42
  why do you think I don't film this show? Because
• 25:46
  I'm a slap. Y 'all need to see me when I look
• 25:50
  raggy. Jackasses used to do screenshots because
• 25:54
  anybody can look hideous when they're talking.
• 25:56
  If you make a five -minute video, 37 seconds
• 25:59
  in, you can look like an idiot. I remember the
• 26:04
  Bubba Army used to do that to Anna. Her mouth
• 26:08
  would be wide open. Going down on Blitz. I'm
• 26:13
  kidding. 8 -5 -6. 49 hopping. But this is sincere
• 26:18
  advice. If you're ugly and you want to be on
• 26:20
  camera, whatever. But there is something I have
• 26:26
  to warn you people about. Radio is in a very
• 26:30
  dire state. To say that radio is in a dire state
• 26:34
  is not saying enough. But you know what the problem
• 26:40
  is? There's a major problem. The radio show.
• 26:45
  Now, if your radio show is number one, 18 to
• 26:49
  34 adults and you're in 25 to 54 and you're kicking
• 26:52
  ass and you don't podcast your show, then this
• 26:57
  does not apply to you. But ladies and gentlemen,
• 27:01
  boys and girls, if you're doing a radio show
• 27:04
  and you talk, let's say between 50 minutes a
• 27:07
  show, like some podcasts are two hours, two and
• 27:09
  a half hours, like MJ or anybody. But if you're
• 27:14
  doing a radio show and you're getting middle
• 27:18
  of the road results and you're not podcasting
• 27:24
  the show and you're wondering why podcasts like
• 27:27
  Joe Rogan. Okay, story time or bad friends is
• 27:31
  kicking your ass. That's because you're not accessible
• 27:34
  online. I know a few podcasts and radio shows
• 27:38
  that are really good that don't post. And then
• 27:42
  they're like, why are we not, you know, kicking
• 27:44
  ass? It takes two seconds to make a Podbean account
• 27:48
  or RSS. I'm taking a sip of that Mountain Dew,
• 28:00
  baby. Oh, yeah. I'm just saying no. In all sincerity.
• 28:14
  Telling you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
• 28:15
  I don't ever want to hear a radio show go, why
• 28:18
  are we not kicking it? And you're not, you know,
• 28:22
  posting the whole show. I saw this really annoying
• 28:26
  broad on TikTok like to say that she was annoying.
• 28:29
  It's an understatement. Let me see. Let me see
• 28:34
  on my TikTok. TikTok. Like Kesha said, let's
• 28:40
  see if she responded to me on TikTok. She did
• 28:43
  not. This is annoying broad on TikTok. She did
• 28:51
  this thing. You know, No, she didn't. She was
• 28:55
  posting about, oh my God, it takes a little long
• 28:58
  for them to make my pub subs. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 29:03
  shut up. You're annoying. I commented, hey, why
• 29:08
  don't you work a shift in the Publix deli and
• 29:11
  come back and tell us what you think? And she
• 29:14
  didn't reply. She's a coward. Mm -hmm. Happy
• 29:18
  hour. Happy hour. Happy hour. Please. Ryan Hoppy
• 29:31
  Radio dot com. The hour will be right back. You
• 29:34
  probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 29:37
  going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need
• 29:43
  to be affectionate. And you can see that with
• 29:45
  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
• 29:48
  touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll call
• 29:53
  it a day. The semen was so big. It's not lacking
• 29:57
  any meat. And that's what real women need. That's
• 30:02
  it. Bushing. Stop cussing. As a reminder, if
• 30:06
  you don't feel like listening to this next song,
• 30:08
  you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
• 30:11
  Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,
• 30:13
  folks. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be
• 30:17
  right back. Hoppy Hour. Every day my weekend,
• 30:33
  man I ballin', man I ballin' Every day my weekend,
• 30:40
  we gon' ballin', we gon' ballin' Man, every day
• 30:45
  my weekend, hoes I be freakin' Blame it make
• 30:48
  you rain, but drop, leave you leakin' Nigga,
• 30:51
  I'm just light skin, I ain't Puerto Rican Michael
• 30:54
  Jackson, PC, my ice to rock is Christmas I'm
• 30:58
  a lazy, come out with partagin' Bitch, I'm the
• 31:01
  boss, so they think that I'm a rabin' Yeah, I'm
• 31:04
  tokin' like the Taliban, tools from Afghanistan
• 31:06
  My car sits so high, don't stop, no bitch, I
• 31:09
  land And all this ain't juice, man, but I'm on
• 31:12
  that juice, man Give me five bottles of that
• 31:15
  goose, I get a loose man For real, baby, you
• 31:18
  playin', do that on the handstand I do this shit
• 31:21
  every day, ballin' to my plan Yeah, ballin',
• 31:24
  that's my 9 to 5, me and Spock, it's you and
• 31:26
  I Versus nigga, you feel sweet like Hershey's
• 31:32
  Even in between, your girl foul as me Surprised?
• 32:57
  We'll see you next time. My mouth sick of tongue
• 33:22
  out Four hours later Fucked us all I was like
• 33:25
  wow Y 'all got milk money Bitch nigga I'ma cash
• 33:29
  out Everyday my weekend Livin' life on a fastball
• 33:32
  Everyday my weekend Everyday my weekend Everyday
• 33:38
  my weekend Everyday my weekend Oh, yeah. You
• 34:21
  got 32 days until the NFL regular season begins.
• 34:31
  Oh, doesn't this music just get you excited?
• 34:38
  Um, it's really sad. It's not official, but this
• 34:42
  would be dumb on CBS's part. But they might be
• 34:46
  releasing Tony Romo after his D .O .I. But Jim,
• 34:51
  I'm sorry. But Jim, I didn't mean to do it. But
• 34:56
  Jim, I just made a mistake. But Jim, I just drove
• 35:02
  into double coverage. But Jim, I just wasn't
• 35:06
  thinking. But Jim, I'm sorry. But Jim, I'm sorry.
• 35:11
  But Jim, you get the point. But Jim. But Jim.
• 35:25
  But Jim. You're probably wondering why for the
• 35:28
  last five minutes I've been saying, but Jim.
• 35:31
  Ah, that's Tony Romo's thing. He always says
• 35:37
  Jim. Ah, Jim. See how they find an example. Here
• 35:43
  he is saying 6 -7. Ellis is right in that unique
• 35:47
  position to being on the cusp of a playoff team,
• 35:49
  right? We got these 6 -7 teams that look really
• 35:52
  good, but you're right there at the doorstep.
• 35:54
  Games like this usually make the difference.
• 35:57
  Was that you trying to say 6 -7? It's a throwaway.
• 36:00
  6 -7, do it, Jim. Yeah, Jim! Do it, Jim! You
• 36:04
  gotta do it, Jim! Here's the perfect video. How
• 36:08
  many times did Tony Romo say Jim in 2022 -2023
• 36:11
  season? Jim? Hey, Jim? Oh, Jim? Jim? I'm excited
• 36:24
  to be here. Told you earlier, I got butterflies.
• 36:27
  It's opening day. Get both feet in right here
• 36:29
  at the end, Jim. Oh, yeah, Jim. He's going to
• 36:35
  go like this. Touchdown. Here you go. Okay, now
• 36:39
  listen, Jim. Yeah, Jim. You're going to see a
• 36:42
  run this way. You're going to see people coming
• 36:44
  in. You can't fire this. This guy's entertaining.
• 36:47
  We're going to get one of the nerds. You got
• 36:49
  to have these guys blocked. I completely understand
• 36:52
  what you said, actually. Yeah, Jim. I think that's
• 37:05
  the longest anybody's ever talked about Tony
• 37:07
  Romo saying the word Jim. Ah, by the way, if
• 37:13
  you're a first -time listener, if you're a long
• 37:15
  -time listener, mind you, you've probably already
• 37:17
  heard this a million times. But Tony Romo, before
• 37:21
  there was Cameo, my high school teacher was roommates
• 37:24
  with him in college. What's going on, Ryan Hoppy?
• 37:28
  This is Tony Romo. I'm just getting filled in
• 37:31
  by Justin Penny about all your hard work this
• 37:32
  year. He says names a lot. I just want to say
• 37:35
  congratulations. I'm proud of you. What? Justin
• 37:37
  speaks very highly of you. He does. And good
• 37:40
  luck the rest of your senior year. Let's go.
• 37:42
  Yeah. Go get them. Justin also wanted me to tell
• 37:45
  you that you're lame. Ah, good old ball busting.
• 37:52
  All right. Have a good one. I mean, listen, I
• 37:55
  ain't trying to say, like, I ain't defending
• 37:57
  this DUI. That was pretty stupid. You can't get
• 38:03
  rid of that, Jim. No, you can't. You can't get
• 38:06
  rid of it, Jim. He's right there. There's this
• 38:10
  douche. Aaron Rodgers reveals why he won't share
• 38:12
  any further updates on his family reconciliation.
• 38:16
  Because it was all scripted. Look at me! I'm
• 38:20
  Aaron Rodgers! I look like a good guy! No, you're
• 38:24
  a scumbag leech! Kiss my ass. Well, NFL fans
• 38:29
  were pleasantly surprised to see the current
• 38:31
  Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback post photos with
• 38:34
  his parents, Edward Rogers and Darla Rogers,
• 38:37
  as well as older brother Luke Rogers, after a
• 38:41
  year's long... And then I had the picture of
• 38:42
  them laughing on the couch between Aaron Rodgers
• 38:47
  and Jordan. It looked so staged. God, he's such
• 38:56
  an asshole! You're the worst! And you know you're
• 39:01
  the worst! And you embrace it! Because you're
• 39:03
  a douche! We don't care when it was published,
• 39:11
  bro. Oh, well. So it was all fake. Just like
• 39:21
  your career. The only time you won a Super Bowl
• 39:24
  is when you beat the Bears. And I suck. Any other
• 39:26
  competition, you lost like a loser. Yeah, bitch.
• 39:32
  And I think that the personal life should stay
• 39:34
  personal. All right, personal and private. What
• 39:37
  is the chance that Aaron Rodgers is going down
• 39:40
  on guys? Oh, no. I used to surround myself with
• 39:47
  millionaires. When I worked out on a certain
• 39:50
  radio show, if you know my career, you know what
• 39:52
  I'm talking about. And they know NFL players.
• 39:55
  And there's those. And heavy rumors. But they're
• 40:00
  all just rumors. And I just would never go down
• 40:04
  on a guy, which is fine if you go down on a guy.
• 40:06
  It's fine. I'm sure guys are better at it anyway.
• 40:11
  They know how to do it. But they know what they
• 40:14
  want to feel. I don't know how we went from talking
• 40:16
  about Aaron Rodgers and his brother to blowjobs,
• 40:18
  but we're going to move on. Dak Prescott said
• 40:22
  that to break up with his ex is not ideal. You
• 40:26
  don't say. No one really wakes up in the morning
• 40:29
  and goes, you know what I feel like dealing with
• 40:31
  today? Heartbreak. Jim Jones, we fly high, no
• 40:41
  lie, I peaked in 2007. The real song is We Fly
• 40:47
  High, No Lie, You Know This Ball, and I was doing
• 40:49
  an impersonation. For all the jacksers out there,
• 40:53
  supposedly, Jim Jones was riding on his bike
• 40:58
  along the Brooklyn Bridge, and Fabulous was making
• 41:03
  fun of him. Nah, your man Fab is crazy. This
• 41:08
  nigga made me take an e -bike across the fucking
• 41:11
  Brooklyn Bridge. That's stupid. Mega Sog. I bust
• 41:18
  my ass. I lose my glasses. I don't even know
• 41:22
  where the fuck he at. That sounds like... If
• 41:25
  you don't want to deny it, Jim Jones edge. Nobody
• 41:29
  wants the headline, Jim Jones dies of an e -bike
• 41:32
  crash. As I'm sure he was totally looking in
• 41:36
  each direction and being very cautious of the
• 41:38
  traffic patterns. An egotistical rapper like
• 41:42
  that totally doesn't break the rules of the road
• 41:44
  thinking they're above us. 8 -5 -6. 49 -hoppy.
• 41:53
  That's 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4. 6 -7 -7 -3. Lil Durk
• 41:58
  is facing four superseding indictments. Yay.
• 42:02
  I know the comment section, everyone's like,
• 42:04
  free Dirk. Little Dirk deserves it. No. Little
• 42:09
  Dirk is screwed. I know that King Von was his
• 42:16
  homie in the club. Mm -hmm. But was it worth
• 42:21
  it, Dirk? You had your whole round. You were
• 42:24
  making songs with J. Cole. I know. You're facing
• 42:29
  life in prison like a loser. This dummy. I've
• 42:35
  seen his car. Being from the suburbs, you always
• 42:38
  heard him on Power 92. WGCI in Chicago. And you're
• 42:45
  like, yeah. Someone who got out the hood and
• 42:48
  made a career for themselves. Him, Chief Keef.
• 42:52
  Gee, huh. Lil' Baby. King Louie. Oh, the Chicago
• 42:59
  drill rappers. And then to just throw your whole
• 43:05
  life away. You're just stupid. You're really
• 43:09
  dumb. You're a moron. Just being honest. I don't
• 43:16
  look at little Dirk and go, oh, it's a rocket
• 43:18
  scientist. Oh, he's so brilliant. That little
• 43:22
  Dirk. Supposedly. A toddler took a tumble on
• 43:28
  Donald Trump's stage. Keep him away from babies.
• 43:32
  Come on up. Don't worry about Secret Service.
• 43:36
  Now he's still craving. Come on up. That's great.
• 43:42
  That's a beautiful family. I want to bang everybody.
• 43:59
  All right, there you go. Thank you. It's truly
• 44:03
  an honor. It's truly an honor to... He's right
• 44:05
  behind the woman. Stand here before you and speak.
• 44:10
  The guy, the baby's walking over there. Sorry,
• 44:14
  it's CGI. We're living in idiocracy. I'm so sorry.
• 44:23
  He's got to make a Biden joke. You don't see
• 44:27
  I'm making any Epstein jokes. What if he talked
• 44:32
  to MAGA? Yeah, he totally doesn't know what he's
• 44:35
  doing. What's going on here? It's because I go
• 44:40
  on a date with you or kiss you or have sex with
• 44:41
  you that all of a sudden I want to be with you
• 44:43
  forever because I just fainted inside. Here's
• 44:48
  a clip of a woman hitting on him. Craig Ferguson.
• 44:54
  The thing is that sometimes you're the girl and
• 44:55
  I'm the guy. That's just how it is sometimes.
• 44:57
  Like, I don't really want it. Sometimes I just
• 45:01
  need you to... The facial expressions. I miss
• 45:05
  Craig Ferguson. I was the last. Man, we took
• 45:10
  him for granted. I know he has that new show
• 45:14
  on CNN. But you gotta watch CNN! I'm not doing
• 45:18
  that. It's trash. It's awful. If you think CNN
• 45:24
  is really entertaining television, you probably
• 45:28
  never listen to my show again, please. Ever.
• 45:34
  Ever again. Blue face in the video. Get into
• 45:38
  an argument. Oh, they're a bunch of annoying
• 45:40
  mons. So what? You're missing my entire point.
• 45:44
  Fuck your point. What can't you do today that
• 45:48
  you're going to be able to do two months from
• 45:51
  now other than suck dick? If I wanted to go get
• 45:53
  in the studio and take a fucking shot. Why you
• 45:58
  can't do that today? Because I want to get fucked
• 46:00
  up in that motherfucker. What do you need a shot
• 46:01
  for? Because I want to feel good. I want to feel
• 46:03
  good. I want to feel myself. I can predict a
• 46:22
  man's future in less than two minutes. Nice woman.
• 46:27
  Her name's Flourish. With Lauren! She spells
• 46:31
  it so cool. L -A -U -R -I -N. She's different.
• 46:36
  You're not L -A -U -R -E -N. It's I -N. Does
• 46:40
  that mean she's got to be annoying? How? By how
• 46:43
  he reacts the moment something goes wrong. All
• 46:47
  right. But that's the thing women do. If they
• 46:51
  push the argument over and over again until the
• 46:56
  man snaps. And then they're like, see? But then
• 46:59
  the women take no accountability. Did you know
• 47:06
  that before a breakup, the precursor to attraction
• 47:08
  is familiarity? But after a breakup, the precursor
• 47:12
  to attraction is actually curiosity. This is
• 47:14
  why no contact is so important. Yeah, I've been
• 47:17
  running on no contact for, let's see here, 10
• 47:21
  years. Wow, 10 years, huh? 8 years, 4 years,
• 47:27
  and 8 months. I'm a real catch. And I would bet
• 47:30
  that your ex is watching you. They 100 % are.
• 47:38
  I try to, you know, flex. But there's a certain
• 47:43
  little suburb in Columbus, Ohio that my ex's
• 47:46
  friends live in. I love you and joy and you're
• 47:50
  out of me. And I can see the stats of her lessons.
• 47:54
  And this specific suburb has four lessons a day.
• 47:59
  Gee, I wonder who that is. And then one of my
• 48:03
  exes viewed my Snapchat last night. It's because
• 48:05
  I'm a vegan. I'm kidding. It's not really because
• 48:07
  of astrology. It's because I'm a loud mouth and
• 48:10
  I'm kind of a hard to forgive. I can't believe
• 48:13
  in astrology sometimes. But sometimes I don't.
• 48:21
  What's going on with this, bro? So in those moments,
• 48:25
  I think a lot of women make it about themselves.
• 48:27
  Oh yeah, they always do. It's never. Pretty enough,
• 48:34
  I didn't do enough. It's a simple explanation.
• 48:38
  Ah, what's going on here? Here's Blueface warning
• 48:41
  the VM. The day you put your hands on me, I'm
• 48:48
  f***ing you and your kids. All right, man. That
• 48:51
  guy's got like five kids. What a loser! Yeah,
• 48:56
  bitch. Yeah, you know he lays his hands on women.
• 49:01
  He just looks like a scumbag. Your desk looks
• 49:05
  like a dive bar. I mean, not your desk. I was
• 49:07
  thinking because his face looks like a desk.
• 49:09
  Your face looks like a dive bar in St. Pete.
• 49:12
  You're a scumbag. And you're actually not a bad
• 49:15
  looking guy. Your mama shared a picture last
• 49:18
  night of you in 2015. You look so pathetic with
• 49:24
  those face tattoos. You think you're so gangster.
• 49:28
  You know what's a real kinksta? A good dad. Think
• 49:31
  about all the scum eggs in the room. You can
• 49:35
  be a terrible person but be a good dad. So Blueface
• 49:38
  can't even do either. Blueface can't even be
• 49:41
  a good person or a bad person or even be a good
• 49:44
  dad or a bad dad. None of it. Each is a terrible
• 49:47
  waste of air. And his music. Don't get me started.
• 49:53
  If you ask a girl out and she gives you any version
• 49:56
  of I'm busy. she's not saying things like i don't
• 50:01
  know i'll have to check my schedule that's why
• 50:03
  you freaking know they're not that interesting
• 50:05
  or even just i'll let you know here's exactly
• 50:11
  what you're going to say no worries thanks for
• 50:14
  letting me know i've done that because i know
• 50:16
  all of a sudden if they really want you then
• 50:19
  they fight for it but if they ain't about your
• 50:22
  penis they'll just move on that is it i agree
• 50:27
  I go, all good, no hers. My husband no longer
• 50:31
  gets home -cooked meals when he comes home from
• 50:33
  a 16 -hour shift. What an annoying broad. That
• 50:37
  16 -hour shift, four of it is him banging his
• 50:40
  sidekick. And he's the one to blame for that.
• 50:43
  At this point, I could give two fucks if this
• 50:45
  man starves. All right, well. You gotta give
• 50:49
  a fuck when he's inside another woman that's
• 50:52
  hotter than you. Rockstar Games is releasing
• 50:57
  a brand new GTA 6 extended look on Netflix on
• 51:01
  August 27th. I'm going to live out my midlife
• 51:04
  crisis by getting a PS5 for Christmas. Rick Ross
• 51:15
  responds to 50 Cent. Opening up about Courtney
• 51:21
  Kemp. I want to go viral this morning so Curtis
• 51:25
  ain't finished with you. Rick Ross is such a
• 51:28
  dork. You're a former prison guard. You ain't
• 51:31
  gangsta. You're a bitch. I saw you making excuses
• 51:36
  of why you was kicked off the show. Yeah, why?
• 51:41
  Blamed it on the black woman. She's a creator.
• 51:45
  She wrote it. The best part is it's not even
• 51:49
  what he said. Ghost was her show. Kanan was her
• 51:53
  show. She gave you 3 ,500 episodes. Just to do
• 51:59
  little posts and all that. Be loyal to the black
• 52:04
  woman the way you are to Eminem. She gave you
• 52:11
  an opportunity. I don't know why this is cracking
• 52:16
  me up. He's just such a dork. He's not a bad
• 52:20
  rapper, man. Although it kind of describes the
• 52:25
  way that Rick Ross runs. When the line, gonna
• 52:30
  cheat, but we'll still be together in the song
• 52:32
  Here I Am. It's like, yeah, yeah, douche. But
• 52:36
  I heard you say you finna release new music with
• 52:38
  Eminem and Tupac. Hey, dude, you use it just
• 52:43
  for men. Like a loser! Every day I'm hustling,
• 52:48
  hustling, hustling, hustling. Hey, boy, Pac been
• 52:53
  dead 30 years. Let the man rest in peace. Hey,
• 52:57
  Eminem, come on now. Man, Rick Ross, you're so
• 53:01
  irrelevant. It's not even an original name. You
• 53:05
  copied it from Freeway. Come on. Come on, Curtis.
• 53:09
  Put them shoes out. Let them flop. Mm -hmm. 50
• 53:41
  Cent, the story is from Southside, Jamaica, Queens.
• 53:43
  Everything is 50 Cent tied to the show. The music
• 53:46
  that's playing is 50 Cent. It got awkward. I
• 53:49
  mean, I say it's 50 Cent Show. For the writer,
• 53:52
  for the showrunner, because she felt like it
• 53:55
  was registering as. Also, Courtney Kemp, who
• 53:59
  no one heard of this broad, is ungrateful. 50
• 54:02
  Cent Show instead of her show. And that turned
• 54:06
  into, it got weird. With her behaviors and the
• 54:10
  things that was going on behind the scenes with
• 54:11
  her. And then it also was friction between her
• 54:15
  and Amari. Oh, yeah. Ghost. Because he was feeling
• 54:22
  like he was the lead and star of the show. There's
• 54:24
  a lot of egos. No wonder they cut him off. I'm
• 54:30
  sorry. So she was having a problem with anybody
• 54:32
  who was leading the show. Yeah, she's a woman.
• 54:37
  Because he felt like it was her show. All right.
• 54:40
  I get caught. I see what Rick Ross is saying,
• 54:42
  but he didn't really say, like, oh, you're a
• 54:44
  dumb broad that should be grateful. Navia and
• 54:49
  Blueface's kid starts having a tantrum. I'm not
• 54:59
  listening to that. This is what a future criminal
• 55:01
  sounds like. A future criminal. I'm sorry, officer.
• 55:13
  By the way, Naveed and Blueface are using their
• 55:22
  EBT card on their streams. And you gotta remember,
• 55:28
  Blueface is worth like four or five million dollars.
• 55:32
  It makes $25 ,000 a month off the stream. But
• 55:35
  now you're going to use EBT like a douchebag.
• 55:39
  You make actual people that need EBT look bad.
• 55:43
  And him and Navia were out to eat. And he wanted
• 55:48
  to use EBT. There's a fork right here that hasn't
• 55:51
  been used. It's your EBT up in there? No, baby.
• 55:55
  Money. You don't take EBT? No. I'm tired of you.
• 56:02
  Damn, I got people to stick to him. And she called
• 56:08
  me farting later. Navea tries to open up blue
• 56:13
  face chat about him being stuck and how unfair
• 56:16
  it is that he goes through her phone, but she
• 56:19
  doesn't go through his. I want to feel bad for
• 56:22
  this Navea. I really do. But she kind of seems
• 56:27
  to do it to herself, doesn't she? I am stuck.
• 56:33
  Like the dumb bitch y 'all know that I am. Oh,
• 56:36
  you're putting out the energy. So, ain't no escape
• 56:42
  plan in that motherfucking photo gallery. That's
• 56:46
  it in that bitch. That'd be the only thing caught.
• 56:51
  She's like a female plies. You remember when
• 56:55
  I was saying that? And a fucking escape plan.
• 57:02
  Do you remember how Plies was all like, B, B,
• 57:09
  B, B. You know what I'm talking about? Plies.
• 57:14
  Oh, he says B, like this clip right here. And
• 57:20
  now for something completely different. Here's
• 57:22
  Plies saying he finally grew a beard. So here's
• 57:25
  another. This is weird. Me pausing myself. Here's
• 57:28
  what I'm saying. Listen, Navia literally sounds
• 57:30
  like Blueface. Or I mean like Plies. Plies, are
• 57:36
  you finally nice to people that are servers?
• 57:38
  I know someone that worked there with Chris and
• 57:41
  said you're kind of a douche. You're not allowed
• 57:43
  to look Plies in the eyes. Dude, shut up. You
• 57:46
  peaked in 2009. Are you a legend? Yes. No one
• 57:51
  can take that from you, but you're kind of a
• 57:52
  bitch. Bro, look at this shit. Bitch, I got facial
• 57:56
  hair. Bitch, I could never grow this. I don't
• 57:59
  know why they're all saying bitch. It sounds
• 58:00
  stupid. Bitch. Bitch. You're a bitch. Bitch.
• 58:04
  Bitch, shut up. Shit, bitch. It sounds ignorant.
• 58:08
  Man, my homeboys, I'm in high school with their
• 58:11
  hair, this shit. I could never grow no face.
• 58:14
  Yeah, 49 -year -old man saying bitch. So listen
• 58:16
  to that. Remember him saying bitch, and listen
• 58:18
  to this. I am stuck. We're going to play it both
• 58:22
  at the same time. That is what hell sounds like.
• 58:34
  Listening to Nivea implies at the same time.
• 58:38
  What a strange show this is. Oh, yeah. I saw
• 58:43
  this clip. And this really shows clavicular's
• 58:49
  autism. Clavicular confronts a girl after finding
• 58:58
  out she lied about her age. So how old are you?
• 59:01
  Do you have your ID? That's the problem. But
• 59:06
  weren't you kissing a 16 -year -old two, three,
• 59:09
  four months ago? What? Your friends are underage,
• 59:14
  though. What a horrible music. I don't know what's
• 59:18
  worse, being with underage girls like a creep
• 59:19
  or this crappy music. Yeah, you got to like ID
• 59:24
  these girls before they go on the stream. And
• 59:30
  you got to get one of those detectors to make
• 59:31
  sure it's not a fake. Because these girls are
• 59:34
  going to want to be famous. Former adult porn
• 59:38
  star Kendra Lust. Who's great. A lighter body.
• 59:46
  She always plays the mouth. And if you're a listener
• 59:50
  to this show, which you are, if you're listening
• 59:52
  57 minutes in, you know I love older women. They're
• 59:55
  better at sex and post -sex conversation. Here
• 59:59
  she is being interviewed. I'm nice. Honestly,
• 1:00:01
  like, I feel, okay, there are girls that are,
• 1:00:06
  and I'm not looking for a fishing for happiness.
• 1:00:09
  I'm just saying there are girls that are 10 times
• 1:00:11
  more hot that have, like, better bodies. Sometimes
• 1:00:14
  the girl next door, if I'm, it's hot. Oh, it's
• 1:00:21
  hot. Way better performers. Like, I feel like
• 1:00:24
  I'm a mediocre performer. No, I do not. No, no.
• 1:00:27
  The night of lonely. And I see that video. Kind
• 1:00:33
  of lust after going to the VPN on Proton VPN
• 1:00:35
  because I live in Florida and Pornhub's banned.
• 1:00:37
  And I see that kind of lust video that's 35 minutes.
• 1:00:43
  I got a guitar in my hand. However, I think personality,
• 1:00:49
  you know, you can be like a seven or an eight,
• 1:00:52
  but if you've got personality and you're nice
• 1:00:54
  and you're fun. Man, she is all time. And you
• 1:00:59
  just own it. Like, just have fun with it. Like,
• 1:01:05
  yeah, I got a stretch mark. Yeah, I'm kind of
• 1:01:09
  a bowing. We're here. Yeah, I had like nine guys
• 1:01:13
  surrounding me. Whatever. Just had fun with it.
• 1:01:16
  All right. There you go. Why do affairs happen?
• 1:01:20
  Why do affairs happen? I'm going to explain it.
• 1:01:24
  Oh, yeah. It's Lauren. Using science. So just
• 1:01:28
  please. I don't want to listen to this. Dating
• 1:01:32
  is not science. Oh, yeah. It is time for Brittany,
• 1:01:37
  write our notes. She's been making these streams.
• 1:02:05
  When the smoke gets thick, he want real, not
• 1:02:07
  a pose. He want facts, not slick. Every week,
• 1:02:10
  same game, same photo, same grin. Same name in
• 1:02:13
  the feed, trying to force one more spin. But
• 1:02:14
  the crowd see the script when the mask starts
• 1:02:16
  to slip. You can wait for the flash, still can't
• 1:02:19
  fake that grip. Uh -uh, here we go. They love
• 1:02:21
  that fame chase. Uh -uh, here we go. But it don't
• 1:02:24
  hold place. Britney Randa News. We don't buy
• 1:02:30
  the milk. Britney Randa News. Oh! Here she is.
• 1:02:49
  Saying she'll never open an OnlyFans account,
• 1:02:52
  but says she loves the attention of men. Because
• 1:02:57
  you got to. Daddy issues. Does it bother you
• 1:02:59
  that dudes be goodin' to you or no? I already...
• 1:03:01
  Oh, yeah. I hate that term, goodin'. I like jackin'
• 1:03:05
  off. This, no. Anytime a guy jerks off to me...
• 1:03:08
  Oh, hell yeah. That's the millennial on us. I
• 1:03:12
  don't say goon. And you want a nut on the iPad
• 1:03:15
  screen, whatever the case might be in your. Whoa.
• 1:03:19
  Whatever the case might be in your hand on a
• 1:03:21
  nut on the iPad screen, whatever the case might
• 1:03:23
  be in your. I am adding that to my outro. Hand
• 1:03:25
  in a sock in a whatever. Like, thank you. What
• 1:03:33
  is scary? I literally just paused the show to
• 1:03:36
  add that to my phone or to my outro. I'll take
• 1:03:40
  that life force energy. She's a skank, isn't
• 1:03:43
  she? And then here she is saying she doesn't
• 1:03:45
  fear cancel culture. It's a damn shame, brah.
• 1:03:50
  Oh, how they make you out to be. What a skank.
• 1:03:54
  Yeah. What? I'm not going to lie, though. It's
• 1:03:58
  part of the game. She's wearing a nice wig. I
• 1:04:01
  will take. A hundred million negative comments
• 1:04:05
  over people not saying anything at all. I think
• 1:04:07
  people really underestimate how much I love attention.
• 1:04:11
  No, we don't. Good or bad. Because you're stupid!
• 1:04:14
  I've been on Instagram for 14 years. You're a
• 1:04:17
  skank! There's got to be a part of you that really
• 1:04:19
  lives for this shit. Alright, that's enough.
• 1:04:23
  How's Adrian Brown talking to a broadie DM? You
• 1:04:27
  actually can't lock me in. You actually can't
• 1:04:29
  lock me in. All right, this is terrible microphone.
• 1:04:34
  I guess he was being a creep in the inbox. Oh,
• 1:04:36
  yeah. Everyone's favorite bus town. Oh, Selena
• 1:04:42
  Powell was arrested after being caught 10 times
• 1:04:45
  for driving without a proper license. First of
• 1:04:49
  all, it's such a promiscuous girl thing to do.
• 1:04:54
  And second of all, about the other nine times
• 1:04:57
  she probably sucked off the cop. Popular TikTok
• 1:05:02
  quote unquote star, Mr. Prada. Reminds me of
• 1:05:05
  that song by Twist. Gucci Louis Prada. Gucci
• 1:05:08
  Louis Prada. No, but popular TikTok star, Mr.
• 1:05:11
  Prada has been found mentally fit to stand trial
• 1:05:13
  for a murder case. Yeah, he's a thug. Loser.
• 1:05:21
  Japan warns the US government to stop using Nintendo
• 1:05:25
  for memes and Pokemon. What are you going to
• 1:05:28
  do? You're a bunch of bitches. Blueface was struggling
• 1:05:33
  after he had to choose between staying with his
• 1:05:35
  baby mama or going to the club and cheating.
• 1:05:38
  Do I have your permission? No. I don't want you
• 1:05:40
  to go. I'm just telling you, I don't want you
• 1:05:42
  to go. Like, stay home with your girl and rub
• 1:05:45
  her feet in her stomach. What? She gives birth
• 1:05:47
  this month. Yeah, you're dumb. Party with Dean
• 1:05:52
  and me being three. He has gaslighting 101. Or
• 1:05:57
  lay up with my... creating a girlfriend glad
• 1:06:01
  he's having kids sherry has a great father spends
• 1:06:06
  quality time with them there's some guy named
• 1:06:13
  ben dadon b -e -n -d -a -d -o -n -n and supposedly
• 1:06:19
  uh Brittany Runner exposes him for not opening
• 1:06:27
  the DM and ignoring him or ignoring her. Yeah,
• 1:06:30
  because you're an attention side chick. Dean
• 1:06:35
  or Ben to Don. There's so many of these guys.
• 1:06:37
  He knows that you're an annoying broad. Oh, I'm
• 1:06:48
  so glad you brought up Ben to Don because I hit
• 1:06:51
  Ben and I said, let's stream. This nigga didn't
• 1:06:54
  even reply to my message. I'm like... You're
• 1:06:55
  like half -white. Stop saying that word. Oh,
• 1:06:57
  wow. Oh, she's dumb. Dumb broad! Dumb! I know
• 1:07:04
  some people don't like the use of that word,
• 1:07:06
  but she's stupid! She is! She's a dumb, dumb
• 1:07:11
  woman! She's not smart. You don't look at her
• 1:07:17
  and go, oh, it's a real wreck! Scientist. 8,
• 1:07:24
  5, 6, 49, happy. And then, you know what? I'm
• 1:07:30
  so sick of Matt Rife. He's such a douche. Douchey
• 1:07:34
  douche. He is our dang cook of our generation.
• 1:07:37
  Kind of funny. Girls like him. But you know what's
• 1:07:40
  so unfunny about this? Heck! Is the fact that
• 1:07:45
  he has staged crowd work. It says here, Matt,
• 1:07:49
  in this one video, Matt Rife destroys the heckler
• 1:07:52
  in 10 seconds. Yeah, all those hecklers are actors.
• 1:07:56
  He hires people that act up in his crowd because
• 1:07:58
  he's not funny enough to do it unscripted. And
• 1:08:02
  people go, oh my God, did you see that video
• 1:08:04
  of him going off on the fan? Yeah, he paid that
• 1:08:07
  person to do that. And then there was an autistic
• 1:08:10
  guy that went at him on social media and he replies,
• 1:08:13
  sir, you are a lifeless douchebag. Please remove
• 1:08:15
  yourself from this earth. Absolutely nobody is
• 1:08:18
  reading your novels in these comments. You do
• 1:08:20
  not matter to anybody. The event has already
• 1:08:22
  been sold out. Now watch as I block you and you
• 1:08:25
  go back to your non -existence. Like Matt Rife,
• 1:08:28
  he's autistic. And you're a pretty boy douche.
• 1:08:33
  If you were so brilliant, you wouldn't need to
• 1:08:37
  do crowd work. If you were so brilliant, you
• 1:08:40
  wouldn't let someone bother you in the comments
• 1:08:42
  section. But you're a thin -skinned bitch. Right
• 1:08:46
  when I heard my friend Terry James from Lex and
• 1:08:49
  Terry telling me that that's all fake. It ruined
• 1:08:51
  it. I wanted to like Matt Rife. Man, is anything
• 1:08:56
  authentic anymore? You can say what you want
• 1:08:58
  about my show, but nothing's fake here. I'm not
• 1:09:01
  like Joe Show. I need actors. I'm not like Matt
• 1:09:05
  Rife where I need actors. If some bits are funny,
• 1:09:09
  some bits are funny. If some bits fail, like
• 1:09:12
  this one, then, well, you know. So be it. I'll
• 1:09:19
  still be in. If it doesn't work out, I would
• 1:09:22
  rather fail than be fake. Ryan Hoppy Radio dot
• 1:09:41
  com. The hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:09:44
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:09:47
  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
• 1:09:53
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:09:56
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:09:59
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 1:10:05
  was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 1:10:08
  what real women need. Stop cussing. On the iPad
• 1:10:15
  screen, whatever the case might be in your hand
• 1:10:17
  and a sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. As
• 1:10:20
  a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 1:10:22
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 1:10:24
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection.
• 1:10:27
  So stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
• 1:10:31
  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Uh, Marcella Ruskay
• 1:10:40
  Asking you the question Do you know where your
• 1:10:46
  girl at? Where she at? Uh, where she at? In the
• 1:10:54
  day and age of the player It's time to reveal
• 1:10:56
  the locality of your woman And where she like
• 1:10:59
  to chill I'm ready to pipe a hill Cause you ain't
• 1:11:01
  handling yours Removing the drawers and just
• 1:11:04
  pursuing the glory You be movin' your jaws, but
• 1:11:06
  your actions ain't explainin' Knowledge the type
• 1:11:09
  of brother keepin' headboards bangin' But sure
• 1:11:11
  maintainin', pull up Yo, baby, you can roll bumpin'
• 1:11:14
  cuts, the woofer's your game Tight as a Super
• 1:11:16
  Bowl, that's how we do it, G No woman is on a
• 1:11:18
  leash, and if your thoughts on why she out Chillin'
• 1:11:21
  with me, no doubt, brother's a seed You ain't
• 1:11:23
  got her on lock, my orthopedic is heated Cause
• 1:11:26
  I'm keepin' it hot, deep in the spot Retrievin'
• 1:11:28
  the props, shorty was fine, I must reveal it
• 1:11:30
  She snappin' acrylics in my spine with her soft,
• 1:11:33
  passionate mind What's your homie's first question
• 1:11:36
  when I enter the room? Where's your girl? She
• 1:11:39
  caught between me and my mattress Where's your
• 1:11:41
  girl at? She caught between me and my springs
• 1:11:43
  Yo, where's your girl? She caught between me
• 1:11:45
  and my mattress And the reason for that, cause
• 1:11:47
  it's the player's click clean Where's your girl?
• 1:11:50
  She caught between me and my mattress Yo, where's
• 1:11:52
  your girl at? She caught between me and my springs
• 1:11:54
  Where's your girl? She caught between me and
• 1:11:56
  my mattress And the reason for that, cause it's
• 1:11:58
  the player's click clean He ain't a gentleman,
• 1:12:00
  so baby ain't no need for settling Ready to break
• 1:12:03
  your door down Cause you wouldn't let him in
• 1:12:05
  Whenever men be trippin' at clubs, movies, and
• 1:12:07
  malls Won't let you kick it with your girls And
• 1:12:09
  threaten any phone calls It shouldn't be yours
• 1:12:12
  Before the ill things he does Mad pushes and
• 1:12:14
  chugs When it could've been hugs Or maybe it
• 1:12:17
  rose Baby, the story is told When he asked you
• 1:12:19
  for your number Maybe you should've been bold
• 1:12:21
  And put him on hold Cause the man's gettin' outlandish
• 1:12:24
  Queen's callin' your house, no doubt This brother's
• 1:12:27
  hand is never understandin' He's equipped to
• 1:12:29
  get worse You should be chillin' with me While
• 1:12:31
  he's out doin' his dirt Where's your girl? Between
• 1:12:34
  me and my mattress Where's your girl at? She
• 1:12:36
  caught between me and my sprints Yo, where's
• 1:12:38
  your girl? She caught between me and my mattress
• 1:12:40
  And the reason for that Cause if the players
• 1:12:42
  click blink Where's your girl? She caught between
• 1:12:45
  me and my mattress Where's your girl at? She
• 1:12:47
  caught between me and my sprints Yo, where's
• 1:12:49
  your girl? She caught between me and my mattress
• 1:12:51
  And the reason for that Cause if the players
• 1:12:53
  click blink She heard another She telling you
• 1:12:56
  that she's celibate. Homie, you're never loving
• 1:12:58
  it. Knowledge MC's rubbing it. Remember, kid,
• 1:13:01
  when you fall into situations, I'll be pulling
• 1:13:03
  numbers like all our identification. It's a thin
• 1:13:06
  line between yours becoming mine and I'ma earn
• 1:13:08
  her. You treat her like she's Anna May Turner.
• 1:13:10
  My concern's to lead her into lavish days she's
• 1:13:13
  getting burnt by. Meet into your savage ways.
• 1:13:16
  The average gays will reveal you're just a loser.
• 1:13:19
  Constant abuser. Your girl's mine if I choose
• 1:13:21
  her. It ain't about trying to be a player of
• 1:13:24
  math. I put women like Marcus Graham while displaying
• 1:13:26
  the facts. Where's your girl? She caught between
• 1:13:28
  me and my mattress. Where's your girl at? She
• 1:13:31
  caught between me and my spring. Yo, where's
• 1:13:33
  your girl? She caught between me and my mattress.
• 1:13:35
  And the reason for that, cause it's the player's
• 1:13:37
  click ring. Where's your girl? She caught between
• 1:13:39
  me and my mattress. Where's your girl at? She
• 1:13:42
  caught between me and my spring. Yo, where's
• 1:13:44
  your girl? She caught between me and my mattress.
• 1:13:46
  And the reason for that, cause it's the player's
• 1:13:48
  click ring. Welcome to Happy Hour. In your heart,
• 1:14:11
  you know what you like. And now for something
• 1:14:14
  completely different. Door is closing. Me. Me.
• 1:14:55
  Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.
• 1:15:43
  Welcome to the circle riding in the booth cut
• 1:15:47
  straight through the surface call it like I see
• 1:15:49
  it feelings in the hearse kid you click the key
• 1:15:52
  now you get the whole thermos of lives playing
• 1:15:54
  games acting like they saints got a whole spouse
• 1:15:57
  home still sliding to the dates screenshots save
• 1:16:00
  little good night babe then they on the yacht
• 1:16:02
  pick trying to hide the face from the field to
• 1:16:05
  the runway everybody front Postin' healing energy
• 1:16:08
  while they DM huntin' Scrollin' through the gram,
• 1:16:11
  all I see is double lies You can't tag the man,
• 1:16:13
  but you tag the watch He buys, it's inside you
• 1:16:38
  Who you trying to text? Got a ring on your hand
• 1:16:41
  Still shopping for the next PR Team stressing,
• 1:16:43
  trying to spin it for the press But the group
• 1:16:45
  chat memes got receipts on deck From the field
• 1:16:48
  goals missing to the model in the mist One post
• 1:16:51
  off life, next post side twist You a free spirit
• 1:16:54
  but the rent still split Funny how the timeline
• 1:16:57
  never shows that bit Look, I'm just reading what
• 1:17:00
  the headlines say I'm the voice in your car you
• 1:17:02
  pretend you hate Ryan, I be gone too Every fraud,
• 1:17:15
  every fling, every late night move We expose,
• 1:17:18
  we amuse Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon
• 1:17:21
  cruise Side chick move, side chick move You can
• 1:17:25
  have some, your man can't hide from this move
• 1:17:27
  Side chick move, side chick move Breakin', breakin',
• 1:17:32
  breakin', breakin', breakin', breakin', breakin'
• 1:17:35
  Another is complicated situation, another we
• 1:17:38
  were Hey, Dizzy, kiss my ass, you little bitch!
• 1:17:47
  Woo! Hi! Side chick news! This that side chick
• 1:17:53
  news! Side chick news! Ryan Hoppy gon' choose!
• 1:17:57
  Every fraud, every fling, every late night move!
• 1:18:00
  We expose, we amuse! Yeah, we say it like it
• 1:18:03
  is on the afternoon cruise! Side chick news!
• 1:18:06
  Whole world tuned to the truth! You can't hide
• 1:18:08
  from your man, can't hide from this booze! Side
• 1:18:11
  chick news! 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -9 -8. 8 -5 -6. 5 -6
• 1:18:26
  -7 -7 -3. He's tweeting me at RyanHobbyRadio.
• 1:18:33
  You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio. How
• 1:18:35
  you doing, huh? That is very annoying. Happy
• 1:18:48
  Hot Topic. Ryan Murphy isn't saying thank you
• 1:18:54
  next to Ariana Grande just yet. The American
• 1:19:04
  Horror Story creator reveals to The Hollywood
• 1:19:07
  Reporter in an August 6th interview that despite
• 1:19:10
  Ariana's exit from season 13, he's hoping they'll
• 1:19:14
  work together on a future installment. I'll see
• 1:19:18
  if that happens. Probably not. I got into a really
• 1:19:27
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  Ben Homewood. Ben. While traveling in France.
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  That is not good. The Oscar nominee posting this
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  videotape. So I'm glad many drivers are okay.
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  We're so worried. I mean, we actually are. That
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  sounded a little condescending. But I am. Martha
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  time in prison. Yeah, you're just a thug. You're
• 1:20:11
  a moron. Here's Andy Cohen. And I saw him across
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  the room and I knew I wanted to talk to him.
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  And we haven't stopped talking. You kind of broke
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  the internet when you went IG official with your
• 1:20:26
  boyfriend. Talk to me about the decision to put
• 1:20:31
  that photo out there and just let people see
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  this moment of happiness that you're in in your
• 1:20:35
  life. We were on a date. We were out to dinner
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  and we took a picture in front of the restaurant.
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  We sat down and we were like, I go, oh, this
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  is actually a really good picture. I go, should
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  I post it? I mean, that was the conversation.
• 1:20:54
  Mere months after Zendaya's longtime stylist
• 1:20:58
  confirmed she and Tom Holland had officially
• 1:21:00
  tied. Yeah, that stylist is a douchebag. What
• 1:21:05
  a cloud -chasing moron. I did not. It appears
• 1:21:08
  the couple celebrated their nuptials with loved
• 1:21:11
  ones in England. Tom Holland's a weird freaking
• 1:21:16
  guy. He always has those weird poses. A 911 dispatch
• 1:21:25
  call came in for a suicide attempt at Perez Hilton's
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  Remember when this scumbag used to draw semen
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  Oh, poor baby. That's karma for how you treated
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  -shaming teenagers, you scumbag. We've just been
• 1:21:54
  improv -ing this whole movie. Ah, so it's Brad
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• 1:22:03
  those guys that would only get along with a dog.
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• 1:22:53
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  know, Peacock's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
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  Today's show. Promote us. Blaze. Blaze. A Senate
• 1:23:05
  committee has voted to hold Dr. Anthony Fauci
• 1:23:08
  in contempt after he repeatedly pled the... What
• 1:23:10
  a little bitch -ass dumb boomer! He is just an
• 1:23:14
  absolute douche. I know there's some good parts
• 1:23:18
  to him, I understand. But he's a moron! Fifth,
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  a little more, you stupid bummer! James Haven
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• 1:23:38
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• 1:23:52
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  Oh, that's right. E -biking across the Brooklyn
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• 1:24:14
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• 1:24:19
  was so sick. about it. Lisa Gall is reflecting
• 1:24:24
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• 1:24:27
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  at the age of 54, Katie, who portrayed John's
• 1:24:33
  on -screen wife, God, he would have been like
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  77 now, in Eight Simple Rules, looks back on
• 1:24:38
  the day he suddenly died while in production
• 1:24:40
  for the show's second season. I never watched
• 1:24:43
  the show. My teacher loved it, though. Sharing
• 1:24:46
  on the August 5th episode of Ted Danson's Where
• 1:24:49
  Everybody Knows Your Name podcast. I get why
• 1:24:52
  he did it. Everyone needs a podcast. Can one
• 1:24:57
  person not have a podcast? Yeah, we were doing
• 1:24:59
  press pretty much at four in the afternoon on
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  that day. And then by 10 o 'clock that night,
• 1:25:05
  he left us. Wow. I wore blackface one time. a
• 1:25:22
  huge legal blow this morning for social media
• 1:25:26
  giant meta a new mexico court bring the company
• 1:25:33
  behind facebook and instagram to pay a massive
• 1:25:36
  567 million dollar penalty and the landmark legal
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  $420 million, will be used for treatment services
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• 1:25:48
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• 1:25:51
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• 1:26:00
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• 1:26:07
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• 1:26:13
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• 1:26:16
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• 1:26:19
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• 1:26:21
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• 1:26:27
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• 1:26:31
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• 1:26:34
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• 1:26:42
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• 1:26:46
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• 1:26:51
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• 1:26:54
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• 1:27:12
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• 1:27:22
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• 1:27:26
  You know, as we approach fall, we're also approaching
• 1:27:29
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• 1:27:32
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• 1:27:37
  it's hard to believe, 25 years since the 9 -11
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• 1:27:42
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• 1:27:44
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• 1:27:48
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• 1:27:54
  how bad 9 -11 was. We did a terrible job teaching
• 1:27:58
  them. Oh, we got to protect them from showing
• 1:28:00
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• 1:28:04
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• 1:28:07
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• 1:28:12
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• 1:28:13
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• 1:28:16
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• 1:28:22
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• 1:28:27
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• 1:28:31
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• 1:28:39
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  understand So go ahead and judge me, I still
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  get to it Them niggas say they winnin', but I
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  know they really losin' The 12 months later,
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  still ridin' in that Buick Then I can slow grindin',
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  I'ma be fair payin' He loves every weekend. Just
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  cause you rappin' doesn't mean that he gonna
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  rap Slappin' doors open on the V, let a hunter
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  rap All them face shots need dental to identify
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  Louis Tony, ETC, bitch, I been that guy Say hi,
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  E .T., I live in the sky Your bitch on me sexy,
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  try and get my dicks trapped Takin' trips with
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  my roadies and my wrists on roller Y 'all don't
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  talk to the police, no talk, no talk Out west
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  at the fee -fee, and they put everything on shorty
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  Made man, made D, touch me and you die, no worries
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  Latin -ass niggas always tell the stories Bitch,
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  we on the kickin', tryna be the next Don't you
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  hate when a nigga fake? Hell yeah, I'm already
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  knowin' most niggas snake Better smile in your
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  face, lie a nigga to your face Still ain't really
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  shit to them, cause they do it that day Haters
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  that be comin' in, all sizes and shapes Disguised
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  in they face, fake tryin' to embrace But I ain't
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  with that, so I just fall back Like, nah, my
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  nigga, I'm good, I'm straight Real talk, though,
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  hate is a bitch nigga trait So if you a real
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  nigga, then I know you can relate I see it in
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  the mirror, all these niggas don't relate So
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  I'm comin' in great, cause I know these niggas
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  hate I come in like I'm great, cause I know these
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  niggas hate Are you ready? The lights are out,
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  so let's get started, started, started out here
• 1:52:42
  The clock's a -joking, playing cool. Great copy's
• 1:52:44
  out, we're almost done. Feels like robbery in
• 1:52:46
  banks. Trying to copy on the mic, dropping wisdom
• 1:52:48
  through streams. Syndicated Skaro, now it's time
• 1:52:51
  to shatter dreams. Oh, the happy hour, it's coming
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  to a close. Radio hits, made it like a well -composed.
• 1:52:57
  Laughter and joy, dissolving in the air, but
• 1:53:00
  we keep the rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair.
• 1:53:10
  The laughter's growin' dim Eardrums mixin' hoppy
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  like fingers without rings PHX to FM, shoutouts
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  hit the street But soon the sound will vanish
• 1:53:18
  like shadows in the heat The hoppy hour is comin'
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  to a close Radio waves spinnin' like a wiltin'
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  rose Laughter and joy dissolvin' in the air But
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  we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair
• 1:53:31
  Moonlight's buzzin' but the laughter's growin'
• 1:53:39
  dim Drums mixin' hoppy like figures without brains
• 1:53:42
  Gated checks to have them, shoutouts hit the
• 1:53:44
  street But soon the sound will vanish like shadows
• 1:53:46
  in the heat Oh, the hoppy hour is comin' too
• 1:53:50
  close Radio waves fadin' like a little rose Laughter
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  and joy dissolvin' in the airboat Now it's time
• 1:54:13
  to face the silence like the TV on Snow Riot
• 1:54:15
  Hoppy held the mic, with humor so divine The
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  void left in our hearts wider than a canyon line
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  LINE Empty speakers, silent eyes, but coming
• 1:54:29
  to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping while
• 1:54:32
  the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and jackseeds are
• 1:54:34
  daily grind Now silence flowers and the thoughts
• 1:54:37
  we can't rewind But Hoppy, I already know It's
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  all in the air, we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's
• 1:54:49
  just so unfair All the art is coming to a close
• 1:54:52
  Radio waves made by the world's most Not laughter
• 1:54:56
  and joy It's all in the air, we'll keep the rhythm
• 1:54:59
  Oh, life's just so unfair And like that, he's
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  gone. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
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  we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll
• 1:55:29
  kick your lips and we'll call it a day. Poppy
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  Hour is now over. I love you. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
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  America.