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Things That Must Go from July 8th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Begs that must go.
• 0:04
  Speaker 2: On the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, these are things that are bugging you. They're just
• 0:11
  Speaker 3: eating at you. You can't take it anymore. It makes
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: you mad, makes you so, it makes you pig biting mad.
• 0:16
  Speaker 3: That's how mad you get. And so you say, I
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna send my things
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: that must go to Radio from Hell. Maybe if they
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: read them on the radio, it'll make me feel better.
• 0:25
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe I won't bite another pig. So you send
• 0:28
  Speaker 3: your muscos to Radio from Hell at X ninety six
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: dot com. Put musco on the subject line and we'll
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: try to get to it and read it on the
• 0:36
  Speaker 3: radio and make you feel better. Carrie, do you have
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: some muscos? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: The first one from the foot of Mount Doom your home.
• 0:44
  Speaker 4: When you're traveling and you're in a shared bathroom situation, yea,
• 0:49
  Speaker 4: and someone else uses your bath towel, we all need
• 0:54
  Speaker 4: to remember where you hang your towel and only use
• 0:57
  Speaker 4: that towel for drying handsies. Yes, all right, okay, This
• 1:03
  Speaker 4: one from Tony Things that must Go My favorite is
• 1:06
  Speaker 4: very specific. My favorite auction house stops giving discounts for
• 1:10
  Speaker 4: cash payments.
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: Inflation hits really hard. On spalded my stomach ache from
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: eating too much putine I was celebrating Prime Minister Carni
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: announcing that Canada will be taking part at the Eurovision
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: Song contest in Bulgaria.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: This must be tony y Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: National soccer teams of Mexico, Mexico and Portugal not advancing
• 1:35
  Speaker 4: in the World Cup. Thus the Simpsons prediction of who
• 1:37
  Speaker 4: will be in the final round becomes untrue. Conservatives getting
• 1:42
  Speaker 4: angry that a New York subway car is wrapped in
• 1:45
  Speaker 4: the flag of Iran on Independence Day weekend. They somehow
• 1:48
  Speaker 4: forget that the World Cup tournament is going on there,
• 1:51
  Speaker 4: and there are forty seven other flags of other countries
• 1:53
  Speaker 4: that are also wrapped around other subway cars. And finally
• 1:57
  Speaker 4: Bill saying that Dorito is a dumb name for a
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: it's not a dub day, but it's a cute name
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  Speaker 4: for wars.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: Please don't use my name people, people at my work
• 2:09
  Speaker 4: A government agency being upset at the dress code email
• 2:14
  Speaker 4: that was sent out saying very basically footwear footwear is required,
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  Speaker 4: clothing must not expose any private areas, not be lud
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  Speaker 4: or offensive, and that pajamas are not acceptable at tire.
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: Is Is this so hard to dress for work?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not having to walk past pictures of Donald
• 2:32
  Speaker 4: Trump and jd Vance every day at work. I just
• 2:34
  Speaker 4: want to get to my desk without the scowling orange
• 2:36
  Speaker 4: face looking at me while I wait for the elevator.
• 2:39
  Speaker 3: What works in a federal office?
• 2:40
  Speaker 4: I guess yeah, the inner seal on vitamins, spices, ketchup bottles.
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: And the like. Most times I've already removed.
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  Speaker 4: A plastic seal around the edge, and then I have
• 2:49
  Speaker 4: to try to peel up that seal with the tabs
• 2:52
  Speaker 4: that are useless and never seem to help you remove it.
• 2:56
  Speaker 4: And finally, my husband showing me cute dog videos. It
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  Speaker 4: makes me want to get a dog and we can't
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  Speaker 4: have one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, who's next, Gina?
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: Uh, please don't use my name. I'm writing this must
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: go to get rid of some ill feelings I have.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: I have an acquaintance she wants to be She used
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  Speaker 1: to be one of my best friends, but now is
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: too fancy for my basic butt. Who's trying to be
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: an influencer. I find her posts ridiculous. She's trying to
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: sell seminars about wealth management. She talks about how to
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: prepare your body to receive wealth, how to set your
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  Speaker 1: mind to spend your wealth. How people shouldn't judge others
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  Speaker 1: for being wealthy. I don't know how wealthy she is,
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: but the only money she's made is from her ex
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  Speaker 1: husband and her dead dad. She has no college degree
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  Speaker 1: or any money management certification. As far as I'm concerned,
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  Speaker 1: she's fraudulently claiming to have skills she has no right
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  Speaker 1: to claim. I guess the intent is full of the
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  Speaker 1: Internet is full of fraudsters and fake people trying to
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  Speaker 1: make a buck. Why shouldn't she be one of them?
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  Speaker 1: But I don't like the bad feelings it conjures in me,
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  Speaker 1: and I know I need to let that go. I
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  Speaker 1: call upon the must Go magic to clear my heart
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  Speaker 1: and mind of these heavy emotions. Thank you, Lords for
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: all the wonderful things you've done the last forty years.
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: Consider yourself absolved. Sure this one also doesn't have a name.
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  Speaker 1: Things that must Go. The FIFA organization has felt corrupt
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  Speaker 1: for years.
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  Speaker 2: To me.
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  Speaker 1: It's often seemed more focused on enriching its executives and
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  Speaker 1: serving the sport. Lately, it feels like they've been doing
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  Speaker 1: what they've always done taking fans money, but now it
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  Speaker 1: seems to be even more blatant, and with our president's involvement,
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  Speaker 1: it just feels even dirtier. The game itself has always
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: been majestic no matter where it's played, and I've been
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  Speaker 1: fortunate enough to attend a couple of World Cups, but
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  Speaker 1: this edition has been incredibly frustrating. It feels like FIFA's
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  Speaker 1: leadership is protecting certain players and teams, and the way
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  Speaker 1: var has been used is only added to that perception. Today,
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  Speaker 1: for example, Egypt had a gold disallowed when Argentina's gold
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  Speaker 1: may have felt deserved, or review wasn't even checked. Whether
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  Speaker 1: intentional or not, the inconsistency damages the confidence and the competition.
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  Speaker 1: I just TLP people like our presidents stay out of
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  Speaker 1: the sport. Other thing that frustrates me is how many
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  Speaker 1: casual fans are so quick to for opinions despite knowing
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  Speaker 1: very little about the game. They often don't understand it's history, geography,
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  Speaker 1: or cultures and languages that surround it, Yet they don't
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  Speaker 1: hesitate to share loud, uninformed takes. Thank you and have
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: a nice day.
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: That it okay, I'll go now, it's I have one
• 5:16
  Speaker 3: of my own subscription services, and the one that comes
• 5:20
  Speaker 3: to mind right now is Dollar Shave Club. Now, make
• 5:26
  Speaker 3: no mistake, I like their products. I'm very fond of
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: their products, Dollar Shave Club. But somehow, and this happens,
• 5:32
  Speaker 3: happened to me before I accidentally signed up for the subscription,
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: Like we'll send you this amount of product every month.
• 5:41
  Speaker 3: Watch that. Yeah, And I didn't intend to do that,
• 5:44
  Speaker 3: but somehow I did. And I think they sort of
• 5:46
  Speaker 3: make it a little confusing so that you do do
• 5:49
  Speaker 3: that exactly, and so you end up with, you know,
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  Speaker 3: thirty thirty different razors and razor blades and all of
• 5:56
  Speaker 3: that and and shave stuff and you just don't so no, no,
• 6:00
  Speaker 3: I know subscriptions for me. Ever, I'm just done with
• 6:03
  Speaker 3: that all right. This one is from the apathetic recruiter.
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: I recently left a toxic workplace where it was necessary
• 6:08
  Speaker 3: to my mental health, and it was also a very
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  Speaker 3: difficult decision to make. Leaving. I mean duties. My duties
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  Speaker 3: meant that I knew every employee by name and a
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: lot of times the employee's personal life. Leaving those people
• 6:19
  Speaker 3: with unresolved issues kept me in the job longer than
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  Speaker 3: I should have. I took a job as a recruiter
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  Speaker 3: for staffing company, and while I'm picking it up quickly,
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  Speaker 3: my heart's just not in it. I've been here two
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: weeks and still applying for interviewing for other jobs. This
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  Speaker 3: is a convenient job, doing it to be two miles
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  Speaker 3: from my home as opposed to the thirty three miles,
• 6:37
  Speaker 3: but I know this isn't my career path. My thing
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  Speaker 3: that must go are the A home managers who are
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: so concerned with keeping their superiors happy that they don't
• 6:44
  Speaker 3: care at all about the people that their reason they have.
• 6:47
  Speaker 3: The job managers who act like anything that comes out
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  Speaker 3: of anyone's mouth is inconsequential and a nuisance. Superiors of
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  Speaker 3: the manager who hear the issues and concerns and take
• 6:57
  Speaker 3: no action because quote, the numbers are great. I would
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: have loved to stay, even with the three hour daily commute,
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: but I just can't work with someone who cares about
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: only about himself. Sorry for being long winded. My heart
• 7:07
  Speaker 3: is broken and I'm just trying to get by this.
• 7:10
  Speaker 3: One says line cutters must go every type. When I'm
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: in the grocery store, when I'm sitting in traffic, when
• 7:15
  Speaker 3: I'm at a theme park if their lane is about
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  Speaker 3: to merge, I mean, just wait your turn. For the
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: love of God, no one wants to be here waiting
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  Speaker 3: like a Roman plebeian. I don't blame your feelings of urgency,
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: but I blame your childish actions of cutting in line.
• 7:29
  Speaker 3: This is from Tristan ty Teared Streaming must Go. I
• 7:33
  Speaker 3: can spend way too much time looking for my next binge,
• 7:36
  Speaker 3: and when I finally happen upon something that looks good
• 7:39
  Speaker 3: on a streaming service, I pay for it. It tells
• 7:41
  Speaker 3: me I need to upgrade for their new super Old
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: for Premium Plus package to watch it. Go hug yourself. Also,
• 7:47
  Speaker 3: pause screen ads must go. I'm pausing the show so
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: I can read the long text message on the character's phone,
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: and when an ad screens just one second, it makes
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: this hard. Thanks for all you, Thanks for all you do.
• 7:58
  Speaker 3: Make choices, and finally this one, I'm gonna leave the
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: names out of it. It is so specific. She wanted
• 8:05
  Speaker 3: me to read the names. I'm going to not do that.
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  Speaker 3: You'll see why. Hello, lords of Morning Radio. My thing
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  Speaker 3: that must go is my child who I've adapted the
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: name is my child? What has she done? You ask
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: she's preserving her childhood dog's skull that passed in May.
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: When I thought she was joking, I told her to
• 8:26
  Speaker 3: reach out the Little Bill for tips, but she was
• 8:28
  Speaker 3: not joking. How is she having this done the right
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: way according to her, using beetles, etc. I stopped listening
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: after being told about the beatles. I am in no
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: way squeamish. I can watch an autopsy and continue on
• 8:42
  Speaker 3: with my day, but this dog has been a part
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: of our family for almost seventeen years. This thing is
• 8:47
  Speaker 3: going to be under my roof until she graduates college.
• 8:51
  Speaker 3: Thanks for letting me vent. Please use my name and hers.
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  Speaker 3: She'll be listening and glaring at me Blank from Mill Creek.
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: Listen is so specific. You guys know who you are.
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: Thanks.
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: That must go on the radio. The hell shall