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Donkey of the Day - "Dental Chip" · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: I was born to donkey donkey, yeah, dunke. Here today
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  Speaker 1: for Thursday, June sixteenth goes to a woman named Kenia
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  Speaker 1: at per Recita. I probably didn't pronounce that right, but
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  Speaker 1: she's from Brazil. Uh and don'key today's going to her husband.
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  Speaker 1: Her husband is not named in this story. Why I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, because he's just as fool up as she is.
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  Speaker 1: Now let me tell you this story. This young lady
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  Speaker 1: is twenty seven years old, and in twenty nineteen, she
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  Speaker 1: had two wisdom teeth removed, and she said, ever since
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  Speaker 1: she had her wisdom teeth removed, that everything that is
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  Speaker 1: said in her family's house, people in the street find out.
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  Speaker 1: I repeat, twenty seven year old Kania Apper Rashida of
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  Speaker 1: Brazil had two wisdom teeth removed, and she said, ever
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  Speaker 1: since she hadn't removed that everything that is said in
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  Speaker 1: the family home, people on the street find out. What
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  Speaker 1: the hell are you talking about, Uncle Shaula. Let me explain. See,
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  Speaker 1: Kenea is accusing a dentist of implanting a microchip in
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  Speaker 1: her mouth that allows him and his staff to listen
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  Speaker 1: to her family's conversations. I repeat, Kenia Apper Rashida of
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  Speaker 1: Brazil claims that the dentist secretly implanted a microchip in
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  Speaker 1: her mouth three years ago to listen to her family's conversations.
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  Speaker 1: I am not making this up, Okay. I don't have
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  Speaker 1: that kind of imagination. Besides, there's not a writer alive
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  Speaker 1: who could create these kind of scenarios. What's the point
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  Speaker 1: of satire when the real world is just absurbd Kenia
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  Speaker 1: told news outlet g One in Brazil that I had
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  Speaker 1: two wisdom teeth extracted, and without my authorization, they implanted
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  Speaker 1: a microchip in my mouth and listen to my conversations.
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  Speaker 1: But my husband saw that it was in my mouth
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  Speaker 1: and the dentist doesn't want to take it out. Kenia
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  Speaker 1: and her husband have somehow convinced themselves that this dentnist
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  Speaker 1: and planted a microchip in her mouth and everything that
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  Speaker 1: is said in the family's home, people on the street
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  Speaker 1: find out. In fact, they believe that the microchip that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't planted in their mouth makes it possible to hear
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  Speaker 1: all their what's app conversations. I have no idea what
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  Speaker 1: all of this means, Okay, I don't know what's going
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  Speaker 1: on in the world anymore. Man it's one thing when
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  Speaker 1: it's one person. When it's one person that's believing this,
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  Speaker 1: you can say, Okay, this might be, you know, a
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  Speaker 1: case of paranoids get zaphrenia. But how does a wife
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  Speaker 1: and husband end up believing this together? Okay, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: the highest grade of weed in the dispensary, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't believe paranoids getsaphrenia is contagious. Now. Knee and her
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  Speaker 1: husband didn't just believe this. They believed it so much
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  Speaker 1: that they went to the dentist on Wednesday, okay, with
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  Speaker 1: their three children and demanded that the dentist removed the
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  Speaker 1: alleged chip. Okay, if y'all don't believe me, go online
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  Speaker 1: and look up the video. The video footage shows her
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  Speaker 1: husband breaking three computer screens and a TV while both
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  Speaker 1: of them grabbed items from these Dinnis desks and started
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  Speaker 1: attacking the workers. Okay, they taught this place up. In
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  Speaker 1: the video, the husband runs and karate kicks the wall
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  Speaker 1: and then falls and gets mad at the wall. So
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  Speaker 1: he decided to take that anger and frustration out on
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  Speaker 1: the TV screen. Her husband released the statement, and this
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  Speaker 1: is the statement. We act according to emotions. See right there,
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  Speaker 1: you already lost me. Okay, what did your uncle? Y'alla
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  Speaker 1: always tell y'all don't allow your emotions to overpower your intelligence.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what YouTube videos y'all been watching. How
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  Speaker 1: many times you've read Behold the Pale Horse, great book,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, I recommend you read it. But something
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  Speaker 1: triggered y'all to have these thoughts, and I truly don't
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  Speaker 1: know why. But let me finish his statement. We act
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  Speaker 1: according to emotions. We just need to take the chip
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  Speaker 1: out from her. We've asked several times, and the dentist
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  Speaker 1: doesn't take it out. We tried to talk yesterday and
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  Speaker 1: they didn't want to hear us. Office workers told authorities
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  Speaker 1: that Kenea threatened them. All right, well, her husband threatened
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  Speaker 1: them and showed them image of a gun he had
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  Speaker 1: on his cell phone. By the way, that alone is
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  Speaker 1: donkey to day worth. Imagine someone threatening you by showing
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  Speaker 1: you a picture of a gun on their cell phone.
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  Speaker 1: Don't make me go to my car and get this. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Is this what the world has come to? Are we
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  Speaker 1: so detached reality because of our smart devices that we
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  Speaker 1: think having pictures of our pistols on our phones? It's
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  Speaker 1: the same as actually having our pistols on us. Please
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  Speaker 1: let's not set this precedent. All right, some police officers
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  Speaker 1: have already killed unarmn because they must stook their cell
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  Speaker 1: phone for a gun. So imagine he had a picture
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  Speaker 1: of a gun on his phone. Imagine the cops saying
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  Speaker 1: that he had a picture of a gun on his phone.
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  Speaker 1: I had to shoot him. I felt threatened, Like society,
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  Speaker 1: where are we going? Listen? Man, I am baffled by
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  Speaker 1: this story. Okay, this is Florida levels of crazy. Matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, Florida. I'm not even gonna do y'all like that.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard anything like this in my life. But
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  Speaker 1: I have one question for people who think things like
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  Speaker 1: a dentist would put a microchip in your mouth? Why
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  Speaker 1: you how come you don't ever hear people of important
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  Speaker 1: saying things like this? If all the people whose mouth
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  Speaker 1: we would want to tap? Okay, I feel like I
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  Speaker 1: need to pause that all the people who actually probably
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  Speaker 1: have world secrets, all these people who are plotting and
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  Speaker 1: planning the new world order, Just why you knel what
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  Speaker 1: is being set in your house that a dentist would
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  Speaker 1: go out of his way to bug your molars? Who
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  Speaker 1: called that. Okay, I just want to know, help me understand.
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  Speaker 1: And why would you put a microchip in your mouth
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  Speaker 1: and make it to where everyone out in the street
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  Speaker 1: can hear y'all? Like, why would regular everyday people in
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  Speaker 1: Brazil care about what is coming out of the Apple
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  Speaker 1: Rashida household. I'm all four people thinking hilly and holly
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  Speaker 1: at himself. But this is just this is this is
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  Speaker 1: just why Donkey of the Day was invented in the
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  Speaker 1: first place. Please give Knea Apple Rashida and her husband
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  Speaker 1: the biggest he hall. This world is going mad. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: brothers and sists, people, please man go to therapy, find
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  Speaker 1: a sacred purpose, coulture, spiritual leader, drink some water. Please
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  Speaker 1: disconnect from social media. Just please, please please start taking
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  Speaker 1: care of your mental, emotional and spiritual well being because
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what this earth is coming to. All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you for that donkey today