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Episode 208: Death To The Dictator · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do, it is your boy Andrew
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  Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am I with?
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  As always, Joseph Huggins AKA Old Man Huggy.
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  Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 208.
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  You know, in this federal government here I always say
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  every accusation is a confession and so is this one by ICE.
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  Ice is a fucking bitch. Welcome motherfuckers.
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  You don't really wanna fuck with me.
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  Fuck around and I'm over my You don't really wanna fuck with me
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  and your bitch. You wanna sell ladder, hit your
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  lifestyle ass out the window with the special some bad now
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  only for a minute. I may crash out in Top Nose.
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  Call me Top Gun like I'm Tom Cruise of Marshmallow.
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  Eat the whole bed. Then it's out the rich.
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  I'm so queen. Yeah, I'm out there and I will
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  feel like Bros with my own stunts and I'm O.
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  My I I ice is lame. But hey, we over in the Spotify
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  realm, we get we get away with a little bit more like I know you,
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  you have the YouTube algorithm cause yo the audience, Joseph
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  deals with the video content. I deal with the audio content.
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  Is it much more liberal this the the the Danes or the Swedes?
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  Whoever Swedes. Is it Spotify Swedish?
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  Yeah, I mean, and you've got we have way more listeners.
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  If we had as many as many viewers as we did listeners when
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  we did it live, it would be totally different ball game.
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  But it's just like it's fun to record it 'cause we do it this
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  way. So it's kind of nice to give
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  people another angle. But yeah, I mean, maybe they're
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  on your ass about that stuff. For sure they'll be.
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  They're super strict. I mean, luckily I didn't.
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  I don't know if I told you the strike that we had for the
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  streaming of Lethal Weapon 2, I got that taken down.
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  So you got it taken down. So, so, so it was just, I was
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  just talking about screenplayers this weekend randomly.
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  That was a movie podcast Joseph and I briefly had.
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  It was 'cause I was bringing up how like the Oscars were like
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  the week before we were supposed to record Episode 1 where Will
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  Smith slapped Chris Rock. I was telling that, yeah, I was
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  telling that stories about screen players.
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  So like. And we got struck midstream,
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  they like. Shut my shit down.
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  They were like stream dog and. We didn't even know because we
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  were just vibing and streaming, but it's even crazier that
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  episode, the band you Facebook don't give a fuck.
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  That's what's even crazier is yeah, they never.
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  It was just like. YouTube.
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  When but you know, when you're multi multi platform like us,
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  you have to deal with you have, we have like 8 baby daddies or
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  you know, or I like to hold Spotify.
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  They're sugar daddy. Shout out, shout out, baby
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  daddies. Shout them out.
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  Never met. Never met one I liked.
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  Never met one I liked if you listen.
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  You should like, you should watch the stream because it's
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  chill. I don't really actually plug it
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  that much. I we tell them to like, like and
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  watch and stuff, but it's kind of, you know, we just kind of
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  vibe it out, which I've always appreciated about the pod is we
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  don't really edit it or change anything.
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  We just like sit here and talk, you know, it's like been very
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  straightforward. But yeah, you got to watch that.
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  The rhythms, Spotify, you can say a lot more crazy shit and
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  get away with it. Yeah, you just say it's
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  explicit, but same thing with no, I guess not on YouTube.
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  I say it's not. I'd say it's not meant for kids.
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  Yeah, well, but. But then you could also play it
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  has. Profanity.
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  Yeah, 'cause I do then that just.
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  Means you get less views. That's really what it is.
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  It's like it's not gonna spit you out in the algorithm on home
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  pages. That's fine.
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  Sometimes. Sometimes you have some really
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  like not gimmicky, but we I get some come up with some good
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  titles, catchy shit. We're normally pretty topical
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  like like we could literally change the title to the episode
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  like 2 minutes before. Like it's normally something
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  that. 'Cause we got it like that.
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  Yeah, no, but I mean, because like we do it like, I mean, I,
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  I'll be working all day and I'll, it'll be like, OK, we're
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  doing the podcast in like 3 hours and I have to like, come
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  find these articles Reclaim. So just tell you how much
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  preparation he really puts in right here. 3 hours.
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  No. Well, because no, no.
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  But what I'm it's all of the stories that we do, topics that
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  we cover, things like that, unless it's some wild jewel
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  jewel heist that I'm super excited about.
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  We we it's pretty like we've talked about articles that came
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  out like an hour before we go alive to where it's like we're
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  looking for that stuff. And if shit changes today's mark
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  just political and world climate.
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  So it's almost good, but we're not like, OK, it's Sunday.
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  This is what we're going to talk about on Tuesday, because shit
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  changes like. Well, I know in the in the
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  beginning of the podcast, whenever, before Joseph got on
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  board, like the very, very, very beginning with super producer,
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  it would be at the episodes come out like a week later and I
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  would never know when they were going to come out.
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  And I was like, I was like trying.
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  I was always like pushing for it, you know, like, like, yo,
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  just release it, just release it.
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  But like, yeah, like, but it was more finance like focus.
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  And so it wasn't like current events necessarily.
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  So it it kind of worked. Yeah.
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  And I mean we do. I mean, I guess it kind of has
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  kind of strayed, but all of these things have become such
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  amalgamation love that word of in the same pot where you almost
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  can't separate like discussions on education or without talking
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  about our political climate, without talking about like
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  special interests and business being involved.
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  And it's all like, I mean, I think I have two articles today
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  that are around. What did you have one in there?
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  You did have one in there. Yeah.
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  Yeah. So there's.
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  Ron is in our top 10 listeners of no, no, no, no, No 70
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  countries. So it's like, I figured like,
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  how are we not going to talk about like the fall of the
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  motherfucking mullahs? No, I know, but I'm just, yeah,
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  I figured that's something you would just bring up 'cause
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  sometimes. It's going to, but I just
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  figured, you know, I, I put it in there as a placeholder, you
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  know, make sure that we bring it up.
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  Yeah. We could bring back, we could,
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  we could rollback screenplayers. We could do it.
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  I've thought about it and it's like kind of reformatting it.
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  So we'll talk off air about it, but I've thought about that.
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  Or we could do it. I I just want to do it because I
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  think it's the best name I've come up with except for top
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  shader get off the pod. I am switching platforms, not
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  that we stream on, but I use a software that like I think I
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  pitched before where I could stream on all these different
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  platforms. I know they've limited it and
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  they want me to pay them more for some reason, even though I
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  was paying a subscription. So I'm like fuck that.
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  I can rebuild it, a different layout and stuff like that.
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  I'm going to do a little bit more cool shit.
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  So switch it up and in due time. But how have you been?
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  What's up? What's new?
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  Shit, I don't know more NDA signed.
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  No, I mean, no, I just had a had a great weekend.
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  That's good. Shout out, shout out good
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  weekends. Yeah.
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  That's good, man. Yeah, I'm vibing.
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  It's still kind of warm here, so it's kind of fucking with me.
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  It's actually, it's hot for like the first time in a long time
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  here. It's been really, really,
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  really, really windy and then and then raining.
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  You know atmospheric river is your favorite out here, dumping
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  more water than the Mississippi on us.
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  Yeah, let's. Go.
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  So I think you've declared this for California like maybe
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  multiple times or maybe I have that we were out of a drought.
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  What did I? I don't know, I think one of us
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  might have said it. I.
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  Think you might have? I would.
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  You've said that I would never claim anything for California.
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  Be like I'm. Better not, but no, officially
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  officially the first time in like I forget like 20 something
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  years that we're out the drought.
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  There's no not a single patch of California that is in like any
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  like not in the yellow, orange, red, purple a drought.
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  So shout out. We got the water Trump for the
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  next buyers. Homie.
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  We did it. Now we just got to break.
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  We just got to rake the forest. We got to rake the forest
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  leaves. We got to rake the leaves
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  though. Doesn't want, doesn't want it to
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  come down or something. And so the cell says there's no
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  water. I don't know.
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  He's the one who opened the motherfucking reservoir and like
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  let out like 3 billion gallons. Like didn't he do that?
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  Like I like, I keep bringing this up.
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  Nobody. But didn't you get it?
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  But did you get it all back? No, I mean, you know it, you
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  know, did you know that? They're having a drought.
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  Energy is neither neither destroyed nor created, you know
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  what I'm saying? So the water went somewhere, but
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  it's not a reservoir dog where we need it.
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  But now we're good, We're good. You could fill the reservoir
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  again, could you not? But I mean, well, it depends how
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  good to see like because what I've I predicted this a couple
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  years ago. Florida might just disappear
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  with climate change. California tropical rainforest.
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  I told you there's going to be winners and losers, dog.
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  This is going to be kawaii. Now we're going to be kawaii.
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  Wettest place on earth. I thought that was your mom's
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  pussy, Joseph. I was kidding.
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  What the fuck bro that's not cool.
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  It was just. Sitting there, dude, it was
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  sitting there fucking. Substitute.
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  That's fucked up, bro. Yeah, well, that's why when
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  people are like, oh, Texas, I'm like, no, the if the sea levels
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  rose, it would take so long for the water to get to like North
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  Central Texas. It would just be like.
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  I'd be like what it? Yeah, you have to go.
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  You have to fill up the valley. The valley, which is like
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  subterranean and Infinity. Oh, the Gulf's right there.
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  Gulf of America is right there. No, I think they said Gulf of.
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  Mexico might have taken a while. Gulf of America, it's gonna get
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  right there. No, I think I, I can't remember
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  where I saw it. So you know, statistics are
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  bullshit, but something that like if the sea levels rose like
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  a foot or two, let's say there was 2 feet that Austin would
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  basically be beachfront property.
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  All of South Texas would, but it would all fill in like all that
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  area is just like lowlands flat bullshit.
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  It looks like the bottom of an old.
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  Ocean actually. Well, The thing is it's like if
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  it's rising 2 feet, it's because like the glaciers are melting,
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  right? And then it's like, well, and
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  then the glaciers, the ones that reflect the fucking sun.
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  So then it just like kind of snowballs, no pun intended.
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  And then so I think it goes 2 feet, it goes four.
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  And then you're in Dallas. Then Dallas is knocking at your
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  door, Doc. Everybody's going to be in
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  Antarctica, dog. Everybody's wet.
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  That's why we get. That's why we need Greenland.
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  Pangea, where you at unite? I don't know.
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  I don't know if these motherfuckers still buy like
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  paying $25 million for like Malibu beachfront property.
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  It's like dude. Yeah, What are you doing?
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  That's how you're just like, I have so much money that I I want
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  to spend it all before I die. Yeah, you better be old.
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  Yeah, better be old. And then you don't give a shit
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  about climate change anyways. Yeah, you never did.
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  That's you're like, I won't be here to see it.
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  Yeah, these Gen. Xers and their haircuts.
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  Yeah. Blacks are moving into my
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  neighborhood. You're like, oh Jesus, grandpa,
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  what the fuck? This is wild.
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  Like, I'm just saying they never gave a fuck about climate
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  change. I you know, I got my beef with
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  the boomers and with somewhat the greatest generation and how
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  they've stopped. They read, they thought they
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  reached the finish line of being like inclusive and protecting
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  people's rights. And they actually weren't even
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  like halfway done with the race. And that's like the right now
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  they don't care. They're like, they want to
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  fucking meddle for, you know, I don't know, 'cause they're the
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  same people that you're realizing that there's more
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  people were against the civil rights movement movement than I
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  thought or I was led to believe when I was growing up.
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  Boom. That's like the like was when
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  you think about it, when they teach you about it growing up,
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  it's like everybody versus the system.
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  But they they talk about like dissidents.
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  I know, I know you mean, I know you mean, but like what I'm what
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  I wonder is how's it taught now? Exactly, 'cause then I was like,
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  oh, everybody was. Like this is something else.
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  I wonder is like all these people on TV who are like
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  they're teaching what they're teaching in our schools, how the
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  fuck do they know what the fuck people are teaching in schools?
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  Are these people like where do you get this?
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  How do you get this information other than your kids homework?
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  You know, it's like, are you going into these schools or is
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  this just something we people say?
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  It's like, oh, the shit they're teaching them now.
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  Like Bill Maher will say that. And it's like Bill Maher, when's
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  the last time you've been in a school, homie?
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  I mean, I like Bill Maher, but you know what I'm saying?
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  It's. Like, dude, yeah.
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  But Bill Maher's also becoming like I got.
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  I appreciate him speaking his mind, but he says some pretty
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  outdated shit sometimes. That's fine.
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  No, no, but. You know but but but.
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  That's my point. My point is, Brett, when's the
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  last time you've been in a school like you?
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  This is like what it's like. You're, what you're saying is
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  what you've heard, you know, from someone else, from someone
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  else who, you know, it's like, well, who's The Who is the
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  original source of this information of what they're
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  teaching in schools? Because it's not Bill Maher and
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  it's not me, 'cause we don't have kids, you know?
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  But no, no, no, so, so. But yeah, I just want to see
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  what do you think about it? They're led to believe it's
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  portrayed, or at least to us when we were younger, it was
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  portrayed like it was like everybody versus the system.
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  And the way they would talk about people who were anti, they
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  made they made them seem like it was less.
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  There was less people that it actually looked like.
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  Does that kind of make sense? Like, I mean, while they do put
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  like large crowds and I was aware of how big it was, some of
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  the way it's presented, like they would, it wasn't presented,
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  I'm assuming the same way it is now 'cause now they're like, oh,
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  on the news, like MLK released all of his nudes or whatever the
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  fuck. Like they're releasing the MLK
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  files, like all the FBI wiretaps and stuff.
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  It's like like to smear some. Anyways, I digress to.
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  Smear him. Yeah, now like that's the reason
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  why they're like and now it's not a if getting to the park
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  free day, you can't on MLMLK day go to a but.
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  You can't. But you can't on Trump.
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  'S birthday. Trump's birthday?
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  Get out of here, clown shoes. That's down.
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  Black dude can't even get you in the park.
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  For free. You just had an MLK parade out
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  here today. It's like his birthday pretty
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  coming up pretty soon 'cause it's.
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  Yeah, right. Yeah.
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  Everybody know. Everybody knows MLK loves the
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  park. That's not cool, man.
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  The national parks is what we're talking about.
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  Yeah, I know. I just made that up.
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  But you know. I think it's just because it's a
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  national holiday. I don't think it had.
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  They weren't like specifically MLK there.
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  Trump's just like, specifically taking that one off the table
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  for some, yeah. That's what I'm.
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  Saying he couldn't just add his birthday he had, you know,
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  because he had to keep it fair and balanced.
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  Who was the other person? There's someone else too.
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  There's another black person. No, it was Juneteenth.
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  Yeah, Juneteenth, which is like. Which I thought he was the
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  president when that became. A you make made it a federal.
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  Holiday So what does he just isn't just like the like where
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  he he got rid of NAFTA, the North American Free Trade
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  Agreement and he got and he got made at the USMCA, the US Mexico
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  Canada agreement and then he's like he's like this is the best
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  agreement. There we go, and we're back.
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  Can. You hear me now?
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  Yes. OK, sorry, I, I bumped bump,
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  bumped my shit. Nobody's ever seen an agreement
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  like this. US, Mexico, Canada agreement.
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  And then and then he gets back in office and he's like, no
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  tariffs, tariffs till we get a better agreement.
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  It's like, dude, you made the agreement that you said was the
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  best agreement ever and that that's the one that you're you
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  know, it's like people don't call him on his own bullshit.
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  It's like, dude, you're the it's your agreement.
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  Just like the Afghan pull out was his fucking agreement.
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  But I didn't just did it. That was his plan and his.
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  Yeah, his fucking plan. He just couldn't get it done.
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  So by the night he'd do it for him.
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  And he's the worst fucking thing ever.
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  Think he was you? You wanted the Taliban campaign?
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  Buy this car. It's my favorite car.
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  I love this car. As he drives away.
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  Look at that dude in that shitty car.
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  You're like, that is your car or your.
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  No, not even buy it. Just you want to borrow my car?
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  Look at that shitty car. Yeah, isn't that yours?
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  Nah, he's driving it. I would drive it way cooler.
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  All right, You want to go to therapy Questions.
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  Yeah, but did you you, you saw Jesse Ventura, I'm assuming,
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  assuming. I I sent you the video.
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  No, I know. I I thought as well.
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  I thought like 10 other places. He looks insane.
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  I thought he looked sharp. I like like.
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  I came away from it like, like because you and I care about
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  Jesse Ventura. I came away I.
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  Love. Yeah, yeah, Jesse Ventura.
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  Yeah, in front of the pod. Best friend of the pod besides
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  George Santos. Yeah, Jorge, Jorge, truth me
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  dawg. Get out of buy.
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  Buy Christ coin. Buy Christ coin.
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  Yeah. How?
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  Much would we have to pay him on Cameo to do A to pump Christ
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  coin to pump Christ coin? How have we not thought about
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  that? I just did telling you I'm
• 18:31
  firing on all cylinders right now and that's a really good
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  idea. Like what would that cost?
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  Like multiple celebrities like that to do price coin
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  commercials. Conservative because they're
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  they're like, you know, really go into that and like the
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  manosphere pay like Myron Gaines of fresh and fit.
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  Oh my God. Idiot to do a plug for?
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  Come on guys, make sure. You get collection, I wait to
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  rug pull you OK? Alpha coin.
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  I'm sure that already exists. Some some meatheads.
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  Looking like it doesn't even matter.
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  I have 4 million. I got 4 million coins.
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  Come on, we're good. What's the what's the what's the
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  value of Christ coin right now? Don't.
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  Worry about it. That's why we need you, Santos.
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  It's like doge. Think about it like doge.
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  Like I got into doge when it was point in the IT was 0 point and
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  then five more zeros before any number came besides the zero to
• 19:35
  a that of a penny when I bought it and we killed it killed it.
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  Yeah, we wrote it. Yeah, No, yeah.
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  No, not those Sheba. I'm thinking sheba that.
• 19:45
  Was the five zeros. That was the five.
• 19:48
  I did those too, but like that was not 5 zeros 'cause then that
• 19:51
  would be like we'd be like billionaires 'cause that was
• 19:53
  like that got up to like $0.30. I don't know what Sheba
• 19:55
  eventually got into. It got up to 79.
• 19:59
  Cents or $0.80 at. Its peak when I I think when I
• 20:03
  sold mine, but I bought mine for a fraction of a penny.
• 20:07
  OK, you ready 4 What do you think about this cover art
• 20:10
  that's in here in the nuts? That's good.
• 20:12
  See and boom boom, great instant.
• 20:18
  Instant y'all. Y'all will see the cover art.
• 20:21
  Like these mashed taters where you mix them up instant OK shit.
• 20:27
  There be there be question #1 would you rather have a cloud
• 20:34
  pillow or a weighted A weighted blanket that whispers
• 20:39
  encouragement? Weighted blanket, cloud pillow.
• 20:42
  Sounds chill but I I I love blankets.
• 20:46
  I'm not going to lie, blankets are the shit.
• 20:49
  But I've probably got honestly 10 or 12 and my grandma's made
• 20:56
  about most of them. Like fleece ones.
• 20:58
  My grandma's got skills but blankets for life bro.
• 21:02
  My grandma makes better blankets on them.
• 21:05
  Debatable. No.
• 21:09
  Not my grandma's. Got some skills bro.
• 21:10
  My. Grandma.
• 21:12
  That's fine. That's fine, dude.
• 21:14
  Don't. Don't say that.
• 21:15
  She's from a Philly dog. But she she kept chilling, bro.
• 21:22
  She might she might get shanked with a with a crochet needle.
• 21:26
  That's not, that's not cool, dude.
• 21:28
  Carol's just vibing. I mean I only have like a little
• 21:31
  blanket that's right from when I was like 6 maybe and I still
• 21:36
  have it. She would make like big knit
• 21:39
  blankets, like awesome ones. So she made me one that's Kelly
• 21:43
  green one time. Like she's still vibing too.
• 21:47
  Birthday's coming up shall. I, my grandma chain smoked,
• 21:52
  power smoked really with Walt Disney, you know, and she died a
• 21:58
  long time ago. I think I thought she was 80,
• 22:00
  but I think she was like 42. Damn, I'm just kidding.
• 22:05
  Well, 'cause you know what my with the job my grandpa had, my
• 22:08
  grandma's got wild pictures, 'cause you know, I said she, she
• 22:12
  went to like, Nancy Reagan's birthday party at the White
• 22:14
  House, 'cause my grandpa was a beat writer for the AP back in
• 22:18
  the day. But fake.
• 22:19
  News AP Fake news It's called Gulf of America.
• 22:24
  Oh, sorry, Gulf of America. Get the fuck out of the White
• 22:28
  House if you can't say it. Damn.
• 22:32
  That's that's what happened to them.
• 22:34
  Stephen Miller. I just saw some clip of some
• 22:38
  guy, he was Stephen Miller's poli sci professor at Duke in
• 22:43
  2003. And he said that he asked
• 22:47
  Stephen Miller what he wanted to do when he got older.
• 22:49
  And he said he wanted to be #2 in the White House.
• 22:51
  And he said when you want to do that by.
• 22:52
  And he said within the next 15 years.
• 22:55
  And then he said who like for what president?
• 22:58
  And he goes, I don't know, maybe Donald Trump 2003.
• 23:02
  This dude bro, this dude must be stopped.
• 23:09
  Creepy. Yeah.
• 23:14
  Cloud Pillow. 'S Nacho, Isn't it just water?
• 23:18
  Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
• 23:19
  Like so if it's like. Cloud.
• 23:21
  Pillow, unless it's like an. Actually.
• 23:24
  Like fluffy, it's like a cartoonish style cloud that
• 23:28
  would be comfortable, you know, like because it's a cloud
• 23:31
  pillow. So maybe it's like a cloud from
• 23:33
  like Aladdin or some shit. You like sleep on it.
• 23:35
  It could be soft, but I'd much rather have a a weighted blanket
• 23:39
  'cause those are nice and they're expensive.
• 23:41
  Whether it talks to you or not. And it's whispering
• 23:44
  encouragement. It's like I'm my best dreams
• 23:46
  ever. I'm gonna wake up rested, take a
• 23:48
  little power nap to be like a power encouragement nap.
• 23:51
  Damn, had a bad day and it'd be like yeah slow down man, check
• 23:55
  in. What kind of accent does your
• 23:58
  weighted blanket have? I.
• 24:00
  Don't know, I think I'd rather just not be a dude based off of
• 24:05
  just like I'm snuggling with the blanket, right?
• 24:07
  I mean, it could be, but I'd probably rather it not.
• 24:12
  I don't know, probably some goofy like a wild accent though.
• 24:16
  Something cool, nothing aggressive.
• 24:17
  So no like German, anything like that.
• 24:21
  That'd be a little too tough. It'd have to be English, but it
• 24:23
  could have an accent. Like New Zealand.
• 24:27
  That'd be tight. That would be good there and
• 24:29
  there are some of the nicest people in the world.
• 24:31
  So you have a New Zealand encouragement?
• 24:33
  You have the Prime Minister of New Zealand that that woman just
• 24:36
  talking to you. Would you like a cloud pillow, a
• 24:42
  weighted blanket, or a human pillow?
• 24:45
  A. Human.
• 24:47
  Pillow. Yeah, that whispers
• 24:48
  encouragement that looks like the Prime Minister of.
• 24:52
  If it's with the same person that we're talking about, she's
• 24:54
  pretty cute. No, that'll be a good accent.
• 25:00
  Yeah. Or be if it was like, yeah,
• 25:01
  that, that'd be. And there are the nicest people,
• 25:04
  allegedly some of the nicest people I have.
• 25:07
  A. Is that like a?
• 25:07
  Is that in the rankings? Yeah, they're ranked.
• 25:10
  Some of the nicest people live in New Zealand.
• 25:12
  They've been at like the top of that for a long time.
• 25:14
  One of my buddies, Bo, shout out, Bo used to wait tables with
• 25:18
  him way back in the day. He last year got his New Zealand
• 25:22
  citizenship. He's lived there.
• 25:24
  He like moved there. He like got a job.
• 25:27
  Yeah. So no, no different.
• 25:31
  I used to wait tables with an Austin he like went over there
• 25:37
  got a bar gig for like a summer and just chose to stay.
• 25:40
  Married some chick, has a kid whole life family and he got a
• 25:44
  citizenship like. That makes sense to me.
• 25:46
  I feel like if I went to London, Australia, New Zealand for like
• 25:52
  an extended period of time, I probably wouldn't come back
• 25:54
  because I probably just need some hot chick, you know?
• 26:00
  It's like then I'm like what am I going to do, leave this hot
• 26:02
  Australian chick so I can go yell at ice in the streets?
• 26:09
  No therapy question #2. Heard it here first.
• 26:16
  Would you rather sweat minty freshness or smell like baked
• 26:23
  bread? See, that's tough.
• 26:27
  That's tougher than you think. Because sweat, minty freshness.
• 26:33
  That means when you're like, out there vibing, you get sweaty.
• 26:35
  You're gonna smell good, you're gonna smell minty.
• 26:37
  Not everybody likes mint, but that's not a bad thing.
• 26:41
  That means that your stinkiest. Moment tea tree smell.
• 26:44
  At your stinkiest moment you're gonna smell the best, but that
• 26:49
  means when you're just room temp and chilling, you're gonna smell
• 26:52
  like whatever you smell like. So you could still smell like
• 26:54
  shit, it just depends on if you're sweating or not.
• 26:57
  Dude, we need to get a deodorant ad right now.
• 27:00
  Right now. Start paying your boys at your
• 27:02
  stinkiest moment. You're smelling your best.
• 27:04
  That's. Pretty good, dude.
• 27:07
  I mean, come on. Get us in a fucking writer's
• 27:09
  room already. But yeah, it's your stinkiest.
• 27:12
  You'll smell your best, but other times you're going to
• 27:16
  smell however you smell, and it's not necessarily going to
• 27:21
  be. You can smell shitty and get Bo
• 27:23
  and not be sweating your ass off.
• 27:25
  You could get overconfident in the minty freshness.
• 27:29
  I don't need to shower. OK, maybe if I'm just.
• 27:31
  If I'm smelling shitty then I'll go run your boys now mini fresh.
• 27:38
  Yes, but that that does a substitute for bathing.
• 27:43
  You can't just not. No, I agree, but why would who's
• 27:45
  not bathing in this scenario? I'm saying you could get.
• 27:48
  I don't. Know if I want mint minty sweat
• 27:50
  all over me all the time? Exactly what I'm saying is you
• 27:52
  could get overconfident in the minty freshness that you produce
• 27:57
  and then therefore be lacking in the rest of your game and next
• 28:00
  thing you know you smell stinky and you're like Nah bro, I sweat
• 28:03
  minty freshness and they're like yeah right dude, you smell like
• 28:05
  ass. No, man, I I see I this is what
• 28:07
  I I would. Every time we tell you to take a
• 28:09
  shower, you go run around the block and come back.
• 28:12
  Is it? What?
• 28:13
  Isn't it easier just to take a shower?
• 28:16
  You could. I'm not.
• 28:17
  I'm not saying you might. Some people might.
• 28:20
  Some people might, some people might not.
• 28:23
  OK, well then think about what you're getting your fuck on.
• 28:25
  You start sweating. You know now.
• 28:26
  It's like, you know, some people would use, you know, some
• 28:29
  superheroes use their super strength to do shit.
• 28:31
  Some of them are in like weird sideshows or become bad guys.
• 28:34
  You could use the minty freshness.
• 28:36
  It could work against you is all I'm saying.
• 28:38
  Now baked bread. Everybody loves baked bread and
• 28:42
  that'll be weird because you would have a good smell.
• 28:44
  No, the smell of fresh break baked bread is awesome.
• 28:47
  No shit, I'm just trying to think.
• 28:49
  I'm trying to think. I do love walking into a subway.
• 28:51
  I used to not Well, the subway are baking the bread.
• 28:55
  Subways got their own, they have their own distinct smell, but
• 28:58
  just regular just baked bread, not bad.
• 29:01
  No one's going to be say that you smell stinky.
• 29:03
  You're going to have a unique smell all the time.
• 29:05
  Car's always going to smell good.
• 29:08
  And then that would that would stay with you forever.
• 29:10
  So whether you were sweating now.
• 29:12
  Well, think about when you are sweating, heating up with the
• 29:15
  baked bread now again. Smelling sourdough?
• 29:19
  Always going back to delicious. When you're having sex smelling
• 29:23
  like baked bread. No one would be able to finger
• 29:26
  point what it is 'cause they won't know they'll be like what
• 29:29
  does that smell? It's you'll be familiar,
• 29:31
  comforting. Finger pointed, She.
• 29:32
  We're having sex. It's me.
• 29:34
  I'm on. I'm on top of her.
• 29:36
  I smell like fresh fresh baked bread on a Friday afternoon, bro
• 29:40
  let's go. But your boy over here smells.
• 29:42
  Banana nut we banana nut. You smell a big banana.
• 29:46
  Are you are you modulating which breads that you smell like?
• 29:51
  In this In this idea in my head, the breads will switch up every
• 29:55
  day a different bread smells like bread.
• 29:57
  According to what? According to what?
• 29:58
  Pumpkin spice bread. You just shit, you turn that on
• 30:02
  for the holiday. Oh, I'm turning on my pumpkin
• 30:05
  spice bread. Pumper nickel.
• 30:06
  Is that a? Is that a bread?
• 30:08
  Yeah, maybe. If not, it should be.
• 30:13
  It is now smell like poppy, you know what I'm saying?
• 30:16
  Poppy seed. Call me poppy.
• 30:18
  I have a poppy seed bread baby. Fail a drug test right now.
• 30:23
  Reek of poppy seeds, but no. I'm going minty fresh.
• 30:27
  Minty fresh is good but I'm saying baked bread low key could
• 30:30
  be great. OK, this is the thing.
• 30:31
  There's Mint, a scented body washes and shit.
• 30:36
  There's no baked bread body wash.
• 30:39
  So I feel like, I feel like our overlords, I feel like our Old
• 30:42
  Spice overlords already decided this for us, dude.
• 30:45
  No. Or we're opening up a whole new
• 30:47
  air and they say, you know, it's going to be Cinnabon, Old Spice.
• 30:51
  Boom, that's a baked bread. Somebody did smell like cinnamon
• 30:54
  rolls. Somebody did smell like cinnamon
• 30:56
  rolls. Yeah, somebody told me to to do
• 30:58
  something like where you make your like, Cologne smell like
• 31:03
  baked goods. I'm just saying so me and this
• 31:08
  super vibe because I get it. And is there something
• 31:10
  comforting homey about? No, it's like, it's like a
• 31:14
  trick, man. And people wouldn't be able to,
• 31:17
  no, people wouldn't be able to figure it out.
• 31:19
  They'd be like, what does that smell?
• 31:20
  Smell so good? And you could almost claim that
• 31:22
  it's not. You'd be like, what are you
• 31:23
  talking about 'cause you're not putting.
• 31:24
  Anything like it smells like you've been at the airport.
• 31:26
  Bro spending $20 on a fucking cinnamon roll is what?
• 31:29
  It smells like I just smell like baked bread bro That's it.
• 31:31
  I just don't know why. Yo-yo this is aint COVID.
• 31:34
  Put your sourdough back in the you have.
• 31:36
  A unique scent. People would dig it.
• 31:38
  They'd be like, I fell in love with this dude and he smells
• 31:41
  like bread, bro. And her girl's like, why?
• 31:43
  You guys are like, yeah, he smelled like bread.
• 31:46
  It's delicious. Therapy question #3.
• 31:50
  Smell like marble rye. Like a marble rye bread.
• 31:56
  Smell like pound cake dude. The therapy question #3 what's
• 32:03
  up? Would you rather sneeze confetti
• 32:08
  poppers connect sneeze confetti poppers.
• 32:11
  Excuse me, or hiccup party horns.
• 32:17
  Somebody, somebody asked me, I, I, I did send these nuts out
• 32:20
  ahead of time. Somebody asked to, to the
• 32:23
  streets and somebody asked me, what has hiccup party horns?
• 32:29
  But I'm not like when you hiccup, it's like a party horn.
• 32:32
  Like it sounds like a party horn or.
• 32:34
  A. Party Horn comes out.
• 32:36
  Comes out like, you know the party horn is like where it
• 32:39
  rolls. Then I'd hiccup the party horn.
• 32:43
  Just cover your mouth and you hiccup and then no one will see
• 32:46
  it. I'm sneezing confetti, bro.
• 32:48
  You're going to get like a in ground party horn bro like if
• 32:51
  you keep blocking it. Like cut it off, catch it, cut
• 32:54
  it. Off.
• 32:56
  But is he in a bleeding flesh? Is it a flesh, limb, body, horn?
• 33:03
  I would say. That's grotesque.
• 33:05
  I would say. I would say.
• 33:07
  You're a sick fuck if that's. I just feel like I sneezed.
• 33:12
  I'm like no bro, get out of here, that's some horror movie
• 33:14
  shit. Season confetti sound season
• 33:17
  confetti sounds terrible and. Painful poppers, bro.
• 33:22
  Yeah, that would hurt the impact.
• 33:24
  Those are intense. They say do not cover with your
• 33:26
  hand. There's warning.
• 33:27
  Labels. You're not sticking your nose.
• 33:29
  Yeah. It's warning labels.
• 33:32
  Or you also you also sneeze way more than you hiccup.
• 33:34
  Or at least for me, I don't know.
• 33:36
  I don't really do much. This person, this person, I, I
• 33:40
  just thought about this. I didn't think about it before.
• 33:43
  This person told me that they hiccup twice a day.
• 33:48
  That's weird. Back-to-back hiccups.
• 33:51
  Suspicious once, once, once a once in the day. 2 hiccups every
• 33:58
  day. That sounds like some reptilian
• 34:02
  shit dude. You don't trust it.
• 34:06
  Nah every day. Every day of my life I've hiccup
• 34:10
  twice. That's a error code.
• 34:12
  Like what's wrong? If this is the matrix, you're
• 34:14
  not fitting in Like you're proof because this bitch be hiccuping
• 34:17
  twice a day. This bitch.
• 34:20
  I don't know she. Was person who said she was she.
• 34:24
  I'm just assuming and no denial. So this female keeps hiccuping
• 34:32
  twice a day every day. I've been ever since my whole
• 34:36
  life. That's just, I don't know, it's.
• 34:38
  Suspicious, forgot about that. So I just ran out.
• 34:40
  It hit me. I'm like.
• 34:42
  That's suspicious. What?
• 34:44
  You hiccup twice a day? Every day.
• 34:46
  Do you know what time? Yeah.
• 34:47
  Once in the morning, once in the evening.
• 34:49
  Yeah. Specific.
• 34:50
  Can we? Get they're back-to-back.
• 34:52
  The hiccups are back-to-back. So she has four hiccups.
• 34:56
  No, no, no. No, she does a, she does a
• 34:57
  double tap. That's two.
• 34:59
  Yeah, that's the. Two, she does that twice, or she
• 35:03
  just does that just once. I clarified all of this.
• 35:06
  Yeah, and it's not a set time. So it's just random, it's just a
• 35:11
  arbit, it's a unlim, it's just like on its own clock, OK.
• 35:15
  Quantum shit. Is there anything that make that
• 35:18
  they're consistently doing in that time, like hitting a vape
• 35:23
  or drinking water or? I would like to say that the no,
• 35:27
  there is no cause for like known causation.
• 35:34
  Suspicious. OK.
• 35:35
  I'll investigate more. Yeah.
• 35:37
  I'll I'll follow up on this. Yeah, I I'm not trying to be
• 35:40
  disrespectful. We've been wanting to get it.
• 35:42
  We've been wanting to get it to, to first source reporting on
• 35:45
  this on this podcast. So here we go.
• 35:47
  Yeah, I'll, I'll go back to the streets and I'll find out.
• 35:52
  What do you think about someone with hiccups once a day?
• 35:56
  Every day and then ask the person.
• 35:58
  On a timeline of they remember doing it their whole life.
• 36:02
  I didn't. I don't know if it's hot.
• 36:03
  See, that's how long. That's the thing.
• 36:05
  I need to find out when this started.
• 36:08
  I remember seeing those videos of people on the news.
• 36:11
  They've like, they have the hiccups for like 6 or 7 years.
• 36:13
  No, fuck me up. Is this the time?
• 36:16
  I get it? Am I going to be that kid?
• 36:18
  And then if I had a hiccup like all day, I'd be like, but shit,
• 36:20
  I get to be on TV. Everybody's going to be like,
• 36:22
  damn, who's this poor kid got hiccups?
• 36:25
  I remember being at my and uncles inside the at their
• 36:29
  kitchen and they had the TV inside the like where the
• 36:31
  kitchen was and like and like a news thing of that some dude
• 36:35
  who've been like hiccuping for like 10 years.
• 36:38
  I'm like, and I just being like horrified by that.
• 36:40
  Like Deborah Norville and Inside Edition, she was like, this
• 36:46
  band's had the hiccups for eight years, so they'd be interviewing
• 36:48
  like that's like, bro, this is fucking me up.
• 36:53
  So if I got the hiccups it would freak me out.
• 36:55
  Yeah. Just as much as the abduction
• 36:58
  episode of Signings fucked me up.
• 37:04
  Sightings, the alien TV show where they would like do
• 37:07
  reenactments. Like that show used to mess me
• 37:11
  up as a kid because I was like oh shit, you know what I've.
• 37:15
  Told you about you know what I've told you about trauma
• 37:17
  dumping on the podcast just. That's not a trauma dump.
• 37:19
  What's even crazier is I bring that up 'cause there I saw a
• 37:22
  Vice article. I need to find it.
• 37:24
  I'll send it to you talking about that episode.
• 37:27
  And it was someone talking about how that show, like, terrified
• 37:30
  them when they were a kid. And I was like, exactly.
• 37:33
  And they showed pictures of what it was like.
• 37:35
  That's horrifying, 'cause I was, I thought it was real, 'cause
• 37:39
  then, you know, it's like Unsolved mysteries that used to
• 37:41
  creep me out. It was good.
• 37:44
  Well, I know I never fucked with that.
• 37:45
  Like I knew that that should creep me out a version.
• 37:49
  I don't watch horror films. I'm I'm starting to think like
• 37:52
  maybe I might enjoy some of these horror films, but I still
• 37:56
  haven't dipped my toe in. I don't watch Unsolved
• 37:58
  mysteries. I don't watch 48 hour.
• 38:01
  I watch first 48, not 48 hours. Whatever that show is Dateline.
• 38:07
  I don't do the true crime shit except for like, you know,
• 38:09
  Brandon Nasty or whatever the fuck.
• 38:10
  That, yeah, but Dateline, Dateline's like kind of kind of
• 38:13
  weak sauce. First 48's good with the old
• 38:18
  school. The first, the old school
• 38:20
  Unsolved Mysteries was creepy. And half of it's, you know, the
• 38:25
  host walking around in like a Brit, a wet alley that's like a
• 38:30
  shiny floor with brick and pillars.
• 38:33
  He's in a trench coat. And he's like tonight.
• 38:35
  And you know, that was, that would fuck you up.
• 38:37
  And then America's Most Wanted would get you riled up because
• 38:41
  he'd be like, hey, we're going to catch this motherfucker.
• 38:45
  He would come in like super hot. And what people don't realize is
• 38:47
  the guy who was the host of of America's Most Wanted, his son
• 38:53
  was actually murdered. Who doesn't realize that?
• 38:56
  I feel like he tells, he tells everybody that he will fucking
• 38:58
  listen about it. I think he fucking kidnapped the
• 39:02
  motherfucking son and murdered him.
• 39:04
  No, I think they can. They can't watch.
• 39:06
  No, I I think I can't remember it's either.
• 39:09
  I don't think it was John Wayne. It it might be either Gacy or
• 39:12
  Dahmer. They tried to they can't, they
• 39:13
  can't like 100% connect it, but they like, Oh, it's.
• 39:16
  One of the famous ones. Who's one of the original?
• 39:19
  Like kids on a milk milk carton. I'm just trying.
• 39:22
  Yeah, dude, see this guy? And then he got a show.
• 39:25
  No dude, he did it. Jesus, his whole career is a
• 39:31
  fraud. Yeah, he's like, yo, I got a
• 39:33
  fucking idea for a show. Milk cartoons, milk cartoon
• 39:37
  sales. I bet he fucking, I bet he I bet
• 39:39
  he like went long on on on milk and then.
• 39:42
  What's what's more believable the the dog Dog the bounty
• 39:47
  hunter is a is an actual reformed convict or in the sense
• 39:53
  that like he doesn't like do drugs or anything crazy or
• 39:57
  America's Most Wanted guy is did not murder his son are.
• 40:02
  You trying to say that the dog's not clean and sober?
• 40:05
  Maybe. No, I don't know.
• 40:06
  But Beth out of the picture, he's got a New Girl.
• 40:09
  What happened to Beth? Did she die?
• 40:10
  I. Think she passed away all?
• 40:13
  Right, Pete, Beth. She was well, there's a channel
• 40:17
  that plays nothing but Dog the Bounty Hunter 24/7.
• 40:20
  It's just like I've watched an episode or two before and I'm
• 40:25
  just like, how was this so big? Like, this was so big, Like, the
• 40:30
  surface scraping, the level reality TV when it was really
• 40:35
  revving up was so simple, like, so stupid.
• 40:40
  And that was huge. It was just like, yeah, look at
• 40:42
  this tweaker. He was hiding in a dumpster.
• 40:44
  I I pointed my paintball gun at him.
• 40:47
  Get out. Like, they're not even using
• 40:48
  real guns. And then Bess just walking
• 40:51
  around with crazy nails and weird gloves and her boobs
• 40:54
  everywhere. And she's just like, I'm going
• 40:56
  to give you a cigarette, but, you know, then you got to tell
• 40:58
  me where she's at because we're looking for her.
• 41:00
  And it's just. Like I mean her boobs were the
• 41:02
  original Everything Everywhere all at once to like I mean.
• 41:07
  Yeah, omnipresent Wizard of Oz. I'm Air.
• 41:14
  Except for real. Yeah, he was really just buying
• 41:17
  the curtain. Yeah, but I mean.
• 41:19
  He was everywhere. He had a microphone, dude.
• 41:21
  Oh. God.
• 41:24
  On Oz 1 mic on Oz Wizard of Oz. Why hasn't he done that?
• 41:31
  Why? Hasn't he done that?
• 41:32
  He get sued. No.
• 41:35
  Yeah, it'd become like Michael Jackson bought the rights.
• 41:38
  To the Wizard of Oz. For the for the Wiz, he like
• 41:42
  bought all the rights to the Wizard of Oz whenever he did the
• 41:45
  Wiz. Can't let you do that.
• 41:48
  Some bullshit. I'd love to let you, but you
• 41:50
  can't. Didn't The Beatles buy that
• 41:52
  shit? Or did he buy The Beatles?
• 41:54
  He bought all their shit. He was like and then I think he
• 41:56
  sold it though what is broke at for some propofol like a
• 42:01
  crackhead Jesus. Biotherapy question.
• 42:13
  And actually, he did say Michael Jackson actually let not sample
• 42:16
  one of his beats, but he told him he wasn't allowed to cuss on
• 42:20
  it. For the kids, and we know
• 42:28
  Michael loves the kids, you know.
• 42:30
  Good to see Macaulay back at the Golden Clubs.
• 42:33
  Therapy question #4 Would you rather be the person who gets it
• 42:41
  or the person who gets away with it?
• 42:50
  See, I feel like everybody, a lot of people would be inclined
• 42:53
  to say like, oh, gets away with it.
• 42:54
  I'd rather be the person that gets it.
• 42:56
  I'd rather understand like whether it be a task, something
• 43:00
  I'm trying to do, something I'm trying to accomplish and how to
• 43:02
  get to that point. I'd rather understand that than
• 43:05
  getting away with it. You in that phrase, it's almost
• 43:09
  like what are you going to how's that going to benefit you in the
• 43:16
  long run right. So it's like I'd rather get it
• 43:18
  and be like, oh, like, you know, it's like people who, if
• 43:23
  somebody were to sit there and get like super hammered and
• 43:27
  black out get or driving it, you know, get in a bunch of trouble
• 43:32
  or something like that, or somebody who's like moving met
• 43:35
  large amounts of meth. I if you just keep getting away
• 43:38
  with it, like how how much is that going to benefit you with
• 43:41
  you getting? It would be like that's probably
• 43:43
  not the best thing to do, like right, it'd be understanding.
• 43:46
  There's a self-awareness to I get it and an accomplishment.
• 43:49
  There's not a negative way you could like really put that in as
• 43:53
  or get get away with. It just means you're skirping
• 43:55
  by. Doesn't really matter.
• 43:57
  Like I speed all the time and I'm super dangerous but I get
• 43:59
  away with it. Like in what sense?
• 44:02
  Take it or you don't crash 'cause if you're not getting
• 44:04
  tickets and no one ever catches you, you're going to crash at
• 44:06
  some point. That's not bad if.
• 44:08
  You're still getting away with it.
• 44:09
  You're getting away with it. I don't know.
• 44:11
  I got away with, like I, I, I got into the really crazy
• 44:14
  situations when we were kids that I got and I got somehow out
• 44:19
  of it. You know, they had a cop like
• 44:20
  when we were at the kind of house party.
• 44:22
  I got run. I I started running.
• 44:24
  They came to the backyard. I was in the backyard.
• 44:26
  I hopped the fence. There was a couple in those at
• 44:27
  the fence. I was running.
• 44:28
  He caught me, arrested me, put me in the back of the car, got
• 44:33
  everybody at the house lined everybody up in the curbs, Call
• 44:36
  people's parents, gets mad at the car, breathalyzes me.
• 44:41
  Somehow I pass it and somebody else's parents are there and I
• 44:45
  just get ride home with them. I just go to my parents and just
• 44:46
  walk in. My parents have no idea any of
• 44:48
  it happened. Just just go right to my room.
• 44:51
  Shit like that. Yeah.
• 44:53
  I mean, there's times where I got there that.
• 44:56
  That was amazing. That was amazing.
• 44:58
  One of the greatest getaways is this was I guess spring break
• 45:04
  senior year. You'll remember this because you
• 45:06
  had a we, we both had crazy. There's a lot of people with
• 45:09
  crazy escapes and you had a crazy escape.
• 45:11
  We were partying at that cross country kid Nick's house and his
• 45:16
  parents had been out of town for like a week and a half and it
• 45:19
  was like the last Saturday before we would all have to go
• 45:23
  back to school. My mom was out of town, so I had
• 45:26
  people over a couple times, but then she I was like, no, I
• 45:30
  cleaned the house. So we went, you were there.
• 45:32
  You were there with Matty B and. I got I you want to hear
• 45:36
  something funny, I'll let you keep going.
• 45:37
  But I got back from Hawaii that day, so I I was at the airport
• 45:41
  that day and. So, so I I'd had people over
• 45:45
  parties at the house, had gotten away with it.
• 45:47
  Scott free was good to go was and I was like, Nope, the house
• 45:51
  is clean. No one's coming over.
• 45:52
  They get back tomorrow. It's going to be perfect.
• 45:54
  And I didn't get away with that. I'll tell you why.
• 45:57
  But we're at that house party and I remember vividly when I
• 46:01
  get there, someone's walking around with the flashlight
• 46:04
  flashing people like they're pretending to be a cop.
• 46:08
  Well, I remember I'm sitting inside.
• 46:10
  I think you were in the guest room with Matty BI think you
• 46:14
  were you were you were doing, you were on another side of the
• 46:16
  house. But basically cops busted,
• 46:19
  everybody runs upstairs, which is the stupidest shit ever.
• 46:24
  I in these like white air forces, I run down this back
• 46:30
  hallway. So I'm sitting in this chair.
• 46:32
  They bust in. I just get up and bolt and I go
• 46:35
  out the backyard. But I run down this hallway and
• 46:38
  it's like a there's no windows and there's a window on the
• 46:41
  door, but it's got blinds. So I just like and there's a
• 46:44
  bunch of commotion. It sounds like outside.
• 46:46
  I bust out this Outback door full speed.
• 46:49
  I say someone get tackled by a cop over here.
• 46:51
  Everyone's running around and swirling.
• 46:53
  There's girls screaming and Nick had like 8 foot fence.
• 46:58
  His fence was really fucking tall.
• 47:00
  He had a huge. You love a good fence.
• 47:03
  Because it was at the his his fence backed up to White's
• 47:06
  Chapel where like Bob Jones and like, wait, it's kind of for the
• 47:10
  listeners. It's like an old road that was
• 47:12
  like really nice big neighborhood, but it's still
• 47:14
  farm field. So on some of those roads, and
• 47:18
  he's really affluent neighborhoods, they put up these
• 47:21
  like fucking fortress Rotunda walls that block off the
• 47:25
  neighborhoods. So someone veered off the
• 47:27
  Country Rd. They wouldn't crash into your
• 47:29
  backyard. So he had this huge fence and I
• 47:32
  just sprung 1 jump, was running full speed and just and dropped
• 47:36
  my fucking shoe. My shoe falls off.
• 47:40
  I'm sitting there with one shoe. It's pitch black.
• 47:42
  I know it's like cow shit fields over here in like a ditch.
• 47:46
  So I jump down, put my shoe on, jump back up and hop the fence
• 47:51
  and just start running. Run across the street.
• 47:54
  There's other people kind of running and I run.
• 47:56
  I hit this patch of mud and slide about four or five feet
• 48:01
  and run into a barbed wire fence and catch my hands and to slice
• 48:06
  my hands open and I eat shit covered mud.
• 48:10
  And there's a cop that's coming down the road the back part and
• 48:14
  we're I'm laying down. There's I'm going to use short
• 48:20
  names. Oh, it doesn't matter.
• 48:21
  But well, Crenshaw's down over there and then Cameron White's
• 48:26
  over here. There's like soccer kids.
• 48:28
  There's like all these randos. We all wait it out.
• 48:31
  Then we hide out there. I make somebody come pick us up.
• 48:36
  Somebody comes and picks us up and we leave.
• 48:39
  You were. From what I understood, you went
• 48:41
  out a window to. Escape Me and Matt casually
• 48:46
  walked out the garage, open the garage door, walked out.
• 48:50
  People are like running everywhere.
• 48:52
  Cops are like running after people and like already in the
• 48:54
  neighbor's front yard. And my dad let me take his
• 48:57
  Beamer, OK. And me and Matt walked in, got
• 49:01
  in the Beamer, I went in reverse, all because the street
• 49:05
  was just packed with cars, because people were there for
• 49:07
  the party. Just went in reverse slowly all
• 49:10
  the way down the street and left.
• 49:13
  We just acted like we weren't a part of the party, even though
• 49:15
  we were just like clearly walking out of the house and
• 49:17
  kids. But like, it's like, that's why
• 49:20
  I quickly realized, like, everybody's running, so they're
• 49:22
  going to know that you're like a part of it, right?
• 49:24
  So I was like, if I just don't do anything, like the cops
• 49:28
  aren't even looking at me. Brucey and I was just like, if I
• 49:31
  clear this fence, I get out of here, they're not going to hop
• 49:35
  it. And yeah, there was so much
• 49:36
  commotion that because because I remember sitting down in Weitzel
• 49:42
  comes running in with the flashlight.
• 49:43
  He was flashing people with, he said cops, cops.
• 49:46
  The cops got in because they didn't close the front door.
• 49:48
  The front door was like wide open.
• 49:50
  So I watched him come in. They like pushed it.
• 49:52
  I, I, it was so relieved getting away there because like I had to
• 49:55
  convince my dad, like let me take the beamer and like, it was
• 49:58
  such a big deal and like, I just got there and I'm like, are you
• 50:01
  fucking kidding me? Like and but then like I got
• 50:03
  away and I was like, damn I. Think they passed out like 32 or
• 50:08
  like 40 MI CS or MI. Minor in consumption.
• 50:13
  Or minor in possession of alcohol.
• 50:14
  I think they passed out somewhere near like 40.
• 50:16
  Yeah, something like that. Because they everybody went
• 50:18
  upstairs. They caught somebody hiding in
• 50:20
  the attic like hours later, like hiding in the insulation.
• 50:24
  They how do you even keep up with that?
• 50:25
  I would just be like I already got mine guys, thanks.
• 50:28
  Oh, but they have nothing better to do that like this is it?
• 50:31
  I know, but like at some point you can just get lost in the
• 50:33
  sauce. And I've been partying there
• 50:35
  like a couple times that week or the week previous.
• 50:39
  I think I robo tripped there. Yeah, that was like one of the
• 50:44
  wildest. That was that was a great escape
• 50:47
  because it was there's it was pandemonium.
• 50:49
  There's at least 100 and something people there, at least
• 50:53
  in the front, inside, upstairs. And it was like, like I said,
• 50:56
  cheerleaders, football, track, cross country, soccer.
• 50:59
  It was that we were all basically wrapping up school.
• 51:02
  So it was just everybody. Partying up summer, right?
• 51:06
  No, no, it was a end of spring break going in.
• 51:09
  So it was the end of it was the last Saturday before we because
• 51:12
  like we were all off the next day and then we had school.
• 51:15
  So it was like people got popped that last day before.
• 51:18
  But his parents were gone that whole week.
• 51:22
  Good times. Good times would do you need
• 51:26
  your break I'm. Good man vibes.
• 51:29
  You need a break. Do you?
• 51:31
  I'm fine. Do you need a break?
• 51:34
  OK, we'll be back. He's got to go.
• 51:38
  And we are back with the articles.
• 51:48
  All right, article time. This is from MPRKERA, brought to
• 51:55
  you by viewers like you. FTC accuses AI search engine of
• 52:00
  rampant consumer deception, stealing our money.
• 52:04
  Search engine powered by artificial intelligence known as
• 52:07
  Pearl, promotes itself as a distinctive service and offers
• 52:10
  up answers generated by large language models.
• 52:13
  Then a human gets involved for follow up questions and fact
• 52:15
  checking. There is one problem, according
• 52:18
  to the lawsuit by the Federal Trade Commission on 2.
• 52:21
  This is actually back from this from the 13th.
• 52:23
  So it's a couple days. No, it's today.
• 52:26
  I'm sorry my days are all scrambled man.
• 52:29
  I'm working too much. Yeah.
• 52:32
  That the IT was filed on Tuesday.
• 52:34
  The company's offers offerings are alleging A Poly to lock
• 52:38
  customer employ to lock customers in reoccurring
• 52:40
  charges. They don't want the scheme that
• 52:43
  ensnares hundreds of thousands of people that federal
• 52:46
  regulators are calling rampant consumer deception.
• 52:49
  Is this shocking to you? Like I'll read more, but I'm not
• 52:54
  shocked no how the federal investigators say it worked.
• 52:58
  So when browsing the web, clicks on an ad related to their online
• 53:01
  search and arrives at one of a one of a host of landing pages
• 53:06
  the company operates. Some of the domains include
• 53:09
  justanswer.com, Ask womenshealth.com,
• 53:12
  askalawyer.com, pearl.com and hundreds of others.
• 53:17
  Then, an assistant chatbot known as Pearl ask further questions
• 53:20
  about the search before sending the user a form to join the
• 53:24
  company's question and answer service for either a dollar or
• 53:28
  five dollars. Once credit card information is
• 53:30
  handed over, the company starts milking consumers, according to
• 53:34
  the federal complaint. Just Answers charges consumers
• 53:37
  both the one and the five to join and specifically higher
• 53:40
  monthly subscription for you immediately at sign up.
• 53:44
  Damn, that sucks. According to the suit, the
• 53:46
  federal leaders regulators say which began in 2022, so they've
• 53:51
  been investigating these guys for a while.
• 53:53
  The unwanted monthly fees, which can be as high as 79 to $80
• 53:58
  dollars, continue regularly until the month or every month
• 54:02
  until the consumer cancels something that is revealed in
• 54:04
  the fine print above the large orange button that says confirm
• 54:08
  now. I mean that's not that shocking
• 54:12
  to use an AI bot to scam people out of 80 bucks every month.
• 54:18
  Those are some gay used to it. Yeah, but like, just answer
• 54:23
  justaskalawyer.com. That's sketchy as fuck, dude.
• 54:26
  Like, have you used that? No, that's just like a wild,
• 54:30
  like angle to take. Like, I'm going to pretend to be
• 54:32
  a lawyer and RIP you off. I'm going to pretend to care
• 54:34
  about Women's Health. I'm going to.
• 54:37
  I'm just going to do you just want answers.
• 54:39
  Taking your money bro. Yeah, I mean, that's, that's,
• 54:43
  that's like what the Russians would do.
• 54:45
  Like on like just disinformation, like the people
• 54:50
  who were like mostly responsible for this like petition to for
• 54:55
  California to, to, to secede from the nation was it was like
• 55:01
  a Russian bot farm. But then they were like, but
• 55:03
  then also so was Texas, you know, And so it's like they
• 55:08
  didn't give a shit like what side it was.
• 55:10
  They're just like, like moms, like Californians, Texans, just
• 55:14
  like just get everybody to get in the United States.
• 55:16
  Route the fuck up. Yeah, Where is it?
• 55:21
  Yeah, a federal investigator said.
• 55:23
  This profit stumps hundreds of thousands of has duped hundreds
• 55:26
  of thousands of customers, which the suit says led to a flood of
• 55:31
  complaints describing the company's scammy behavior.
• 55:34
  The company's CEO Andy Kurtzig I was aware of consume was aware
• 55:38
  of the consumer deception and refused to make any changes,
• 55:41
  according to the suit. In a statement of Just Answer,
• 55:44
  spokesman said he was disappointed with the lawsuit
• 55:47
  after having engaged with the FTC for nearly three years.
• 55:50
  We clearly published our pricing and model upfront and make
• 55:54
  cancelling simple and convenient through multiple channels,
• 55:56
  including a 24/7 toll free. The number live chat e-mail with
• 56:01
  one click on the website. No, they're all they have 7 just
• 56:07
  answer a 700 employees and has raised around 50 million
• 56:14
  someone's. I mean, that's this is like, I
• 56:17
  don't know, we've like a magazine subscription like, you
• 56:20
  know, and they'd be like, oh, sign up for this magazine
• 56:22
  subscription and you know the first one, you know, you get
• 56:25
  pick 10 magazines you want and then someone would sign up.
• 56:28
  Next thing you know, you're getting charged like a shit ton
• 56:31
  for all these National Geographics.
• 56:34
  Everybody's parents got scammed in that shit or you bought like
• 56:37
  encyclopedia but. Weren't we the one selling the
• 56:39
  motherfucking magazines? Maybe he could have been like,
• 56:43
  but that that. 'D be.
• 56:44
  I definitely sold magazines that would.
• 56:46
  Be for the school that was for the school that was different.
• 56:49
  They they had us like selling shit for them, like what is
• 56:53
  happening and. They'd be like, if you sell
• 56:55
  enough shit I'll give you a pizza party bitch.
• 56:57
  No, ours are crazy like getting like a fucking cash machine.
• 57:01
  Oh yeah. Yeah dude, I just saw somebody
• 57:05
  video and they took their shirt in a cash machine and just went
• 57:09
  like. Just pulled your microphone out.
• 57:17
  Nope. Well, kind of.
• 57:24
  And we're back. So you were saying that somebody
• 57:34
  with a shirt at a change machine just dumped with his dump?
• 57:37
  Machine, it was like, it's like when you're in the booth and
• 57:38
  they do like the cash. Oh, they spin it.
• 57:41
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, like the IT goes in
• 57:43
  the air. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 57:44
  And you can like collect it or. So like he put his shirt out and
• 57:49
  and the music goes goes up and then he closes it so it goes up
• 57:52
  into his shirt. Not like he's catching it with
• 57:54
  his shirt, you know, It goes like.
• 57:56
  Yeah, I saw that video and he got hit.
• 57:58
  Genius. Lick it's yeah, it took it took
• 58:01
  how many years like I I used to, but I'd never gotten the cash
• 58:03
  machine. But I always thought about it, I
• 58:05
  always wanted to just couldn't sell that.
• 58:08
  I couldn't sell nothing. I.
• 58:09
  Always thought about getting in a box full of money swirling
• 58:12
  around. Did.
• 58:13
  You get, did you get weed blows? You know what I'm talking about?
• 58:18
  Like a little like no, OK, never mind.
• 58:23
  No, it sounds familiar. I just don't.
• 58:25
  You got to. I don't, I, I don't really know
• 58:27
  what I'm talking about. Like I'm just thinking about
• 58:30
  this child labor that they put me through now.
• 58:32
  It's just like all flashbacking in my head.
• 58:35
  There was like these different ones that you can like earn and
• 58:38
  then you get different prizes. Like I just remember being
• 58:40
  jealous of the people getting the cool ass ones.
• 58:47
  I don't know. I'll, I'll look into it.
• 58:51
  Joseph's looking it out. Yeah, I'm looking at.
• 58:53
  Silence. Some weird shit that popped up.
• 58:57
  OK, A. Lot of weird shit.
• 59:00
  I left the O off. I mean I left the W off.
• 59:03
  I was like OK, I'm gonna look up.
• 59:04
  We blow. I was like wait not doing W No
• 59:09
  WS. I mean, that is like a, that is
• 59:11
  also like a different the Boy Scouts or we blow.
• 59:15
  Former FTC Chair Lena Khan, who's investigators started the
• 59:19
  probe and had just answered, railed against such corporate
• 59:22
  behavior. She brought similar actions
• 59:24
  against major tech firms, including Amazon, which F the
• 59:27
  FTC said had developed dark patterns to trick customers into
• 59:31
  auto renewing their Amazon Prime subscriptions.
• 59:34
  Some of the most common scenarios where we see the
• 59:37
  problematic dark pattern dark patterns presentations on the
• 59:40
  Internet today involve getting users to agree to a maximum data
• 59:44
  sharing through confusing prompts.
• 59:46
  A professor of Penn State law said who specializes in Internet
• 59:49
  regulations and situations where users.
• 59:57
  Yeah, they agreed to recurring transactions or get tapped or
• 1:00:01
  get trapped by the by an inability to figure out how to
• 1:00:04
  exit, even though they were promised that they could cancel
• 1:00:07
  anytime, which is super true. I mean, that's nothing new.
• 1:00:10
  I mean, that's half of the American cancel anytime.
• 1:00:13
  You have to tell me that that means I can't cancel anytime.
• 1:00:16
  So shut the fuck up, right? Rocket Mortgage does it for you.
• 1:00:20
  Start paying your boys Dan Gilbert.
• 1:00:27
  I am calling them out. FTC and state attorneys,
• 1:00:32
  attorney general sue companies that employ unlawful dark
• 1:00:36
  patterns pretty frequently. Yet these dark patterns can be
• 1:00:39
  really profitable, can be a really profitable way of ripping
• 1:00:42
  off customers because some customers won't notice the
• 1:00:44
  charges or won't seek refunds promptly.
• 1:00:47
  True. Scott Adams, a controversial
• 1:00:53
  cartoonist behind Dilbert, died at 68.
• 1:00:56
  I saw that. I feel like I was just talking
• 1:00:57
  about Dilbert. Because he was well, because he
• 1:01:00
  was always saying like crazy shit, he went off I.
• 1:01:03
  Was trying to tell that to somebody.
• 1:01:04
  Mega. Trumper.
• 1:01:05
  No, that's that's what I thought.
• 1:01:07
  That's the same guy, right? Yeah, I thought, yeah, that's
• 1:01:10
  what I was trying to say to this person.
• 1:01:11
  But I know like their dad or grandpa, their grandpa worked on
• 1:01:19
  the animation for the TV show but I forget if it was Dilbert,
• 1:01:23
  it was like one of the comics. This is an article from the AP
• 1:01:30
  by Paul Wiseman bringing charges against the Fed.
• 1:01:35
  What we do and don't know. President Donald Trump has
• 1:01:39
  dramatically escalated his confrontation with the Federal
• 1:01:42
  Reserve is justice. Justice Department is
• 1:01:45
  investigating and threatening a criminal indictment of the
• 1:01:48
  independent central bank and serving it with subpoenas.
• 1:01:52
  This is crazy. The dispute is about, obviously
• 1:01:57
  Chairman Jerome Powell's testimony to Congress in June
• 1:02:00
  over a cost of a massive renovation to the federal
• 1:02:03
  building. So they're basically suing him
• 1:02:06
  for wanting to do renovations. I think your your dog's out,
• 1:02:09
  dude. And dreaming hard.
• 1:02:11
  Yeah, dreaming hard. She's going at it.
• 1:02:16
  Yeah, this is a nightly occurrence where she'd be
• 1:02:18
  running in her dreams. That depending it does that all
• 1:02:24
  the time. But also, she probably has PTSD.
• 1:02:30
  So there's a fucking clip right where Trump tries to claim that
• 1:02:35
  he's like, it's like it's supposed to be like 2 point,
• 1:02:38
  something billion and he's like 2 points.
• 1:02:41
  Let's say it's 2.7 billion. I don't know, I have the numbers
• 1:02:43
  in front of me and Trump says like, Nah, now it's supposed to
• 1:02:46
  be 3.1. And drum pal's like, Nah, now
• 1:02:50
  and then Trump's like to the guy next to him, he's like, give me
• 1:02:52
  the paper, give me the paper. And then he hands them the
• 1:02:54
  fucking paper to Jerome Powell. And they both have hard hats on
• 1:02:57
  at this moment. Yeah.
• 1:02:59
  Yeah. And Jerome Powell looks at it.
• 1:03:00
  He has No, he has. No, he goes, you added the third
• 1:03:04
  building in there. He goes, oh, the third building
• 1:03:06
  exists. And he goes, yeah, it was built
• 1:03:09
  five years ago. And now.
• 1:03:12
  And now they're doing this. And then our boy Tom Tillis,
• 1:03:15
  Trump, but he's even like half assed half the time he says that
• 1:03:19
  he won't because Jerome Powell's terms up in May.
• 1:03:25
  So Trump, first of all, Trump's the one who fucking put him as
• 1:03:29
  as a chair and their shit goes for 10 years.
• 1:03:32
  So I guess right? Or 88, I don't know.
• 1:03:35
  It goes, it goes longer than it's supposed to.
• 1:03:37
  Like anyways, doesn't matter. So Trump put him in there for
• 1:03:40
  the first time, his terms up in May.
• 1:03:43
  And Tom tells the senator is going to block because the
• 1:03:47
  Senate has to approve whoever the president nominates for the
• 1:03:50
  chair of the Fed. And he's saying that he's going
• 1:03:52
  to block any nominations until this investigation is over,
• 1:03:56
  which is good. But and then there's the the
• 1:04:00
  heads of central banks like all across the world are over here
• 1:04:04
  talking shit. And we're the we're supposed to
• 1:04:06
  be the like the fucking sane country, you know, And like this
• 1:04:09
  is the first time this has ever happened, man.
• 1:04:11
  Like it's like, it's like you're like Trump's trying to get him
• 1:04:15
  to like lower interest rates because he thinks, you know,
• 1:04:17
  because it's like he thinks it'll be like a it will be like
• 1:04:20
  for 1/2 second and adrenaline shot to the economy.
• 1:04:23
  But then then all of a sudden inflation just skyrockets.
• 1:04:25
  Prices skyrocket and we're just like in way back like worse
• 1:04:29
  shape. That's why the feds independent.
• 1:04:31
  So you don't have like a president who's like, and you
• 1:04:33
  know, got bad polling because the economy sucks because he
• 1:04:35
  didn't fucking lower the prices like he said he would.
• 1:04:38
  Instead he's like taking over Venezuela like so, so he can't
• 1:04:44
  just do shit like that. Like, you know, and the, and the
• 1:04:48
  fact that the interest rates are the lowest they've been in like
• 1:04:51
  3 fucking years, like they're low.
• 1:04:52
  Like, you know, it's like, and, and we just got the report
• 1:04:55
  today. Inflation was 2.7% in December.
• 1:04:58
  So it's not at the 2% that they want.
• 1:05:02
  Prices are still going up two point. 7% annually.
• 1:05:05
  Yeah. I mean, they inherited 3% and
• 1:05:07
  they've been at 3:00. Percent till December at 2.7 so
• 1:05:10
  it's not like it's gotten any better.
• 1:05:13
  Actually, it was below. Hold on it.
• 1:05:15
  Was below. 3 I think. No, and actually this.
• 1:05:20
  Is the truth on it? It's still at 3%.
• 1:05:23
  We don't know what it is because they won't release any of the
• 1:05:26
  data, any of the data. They say that they can't give an
• 1:05:29
  accurate estimate of what it was or what we've been doing because
• 1:05:34
  of the government shutdown. Well, that was those months,
• 1:05:36
  those months, but the December 1 dig just come out.
• 1:05:41
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I know what you mean.
• 1:05:43
  No like for like. October and it's like September,
• 1:05:46
  October, November, like they're like, oh, government shutdown.
• 1:05:49
  We just stopped calories and it's like, it's like, no, dude,
• 1:05:53
  you guys can figure that out. You still, you got the fucking
• 1:05:55
  information. You can backlog it like it's
• 1:05:57
  just that it probably sucked, probably sucked and it this
• 1:06:01
  economy does suck. Dude, if we didn't have AI, we
• 1:06:06
  didn't have 10 billionaires trying to like take over our
• 1:06:08
  planet. And like we'd already.
• 1:06:10
  Be in a fucking scan our scan our faces if it wasn't.
• 1:06:12
  For Peter Thiel and. Palantir, we'd be broke.
• 1:06:16
  OK, And then this is the secret. That I, I like, I don't think
• 1:06:21
  Republicans will be able to articulate, but maybe.
• 1:06:23
  But the job numbers are gonna be low because of the border 'cause
• 1:06:32
  we just stopped letting immigrants in.
• 1:06:34
  So they're going to be low anyway.
• 1:06:35
  So we'll see if they'll be able to sell that.
• 1:06:38
  But even with that, the job like job numbers are still even low,
• 1:06:42
  but they're like those days of like hitting like 304 hundred
• 1:06:45
  thousand a month. You're not going to see that in
• 1:06:47
  the Trump fucking term, I guarantee that.
• 1:06:50
  Like, and that's going to start to like, I mean, it's hard to
• 1:06:53
  get a job, you know, right now. And, and like it used to be easy
• 1:06:58
  and prices and blah, blah, blah. And it's like, and we all think
• 1:07:02
  Trump's is just going to handle like the next three years, like
• 1:07:06
  smoothly. It's it's going to get better.
• 1:07:08
  Doubt it. Threats of charges arise.
• 1:07:15
  Yeah, from A2. .5 billion renovation.
• 1:07:18
  But like I said, the the Fed is separate.
• 1:07:22
  It operates separately. There's a lot of people.
• 1:07:24
  But Scaramucci was talking about he's like, I just think Trump's
• 1:07:27
  going to be the next chair of the Fed.
• 1:07:30
  And I think he would love, I think he would love if he could
• 1:07:32
  do that, but that's terrifying. Then the president, yeah, would
• 1:07:35
  be able to set rates to do all that.
• 1:07:38
  He's also talking. He wants to, he wants to, he
• 1:07:39
  wants to move the rates down to 1%.
• 1:07:42
  Well, he's, he's also capping. He's saying he's going to cap.
• 1:07:45
  Credit card interest rates at 10%.
• 1:07:50
  Yes and no, because. It.
• 1:07:52
  Depends on when you look at it. So from what I understand, and
• 1:07:56
  this is, you know, credit card companies.
• 1:07:59
  So if you if you are like me and you have a credit card, but you
• 1:08:02
  pay your statement, I'm never paying interest rates.
• 1:08:05
  They don't make any money off of me.
• 1:08:07
  So like I don't like the interest rates is where those
• 1:08:09
  credit card companies make money, right?
• 1:08:11
  They run for profit. Yeah.
• 1:08:13
  So they run for profit, so. If you cap these.
• 1:08:16
  You're going to be limiting the amount of people they're it's
• 1:08:18
  going to be harder to qualify for a credit card for people.
• 1:08:22
  So some people are going to get tossed off their credit cards,
• 1:08:24
  not have them anymore, be slapped with a shit ton of debt
• 1:08:28
  and that shit's going to go straight to collections.
• 1:08:30
  There's going to be people who have credit card debt that is
• 1:08:33
  not caught up at a high interest rate.
• 1:08:36
  Bro you sound like a shill for the credit card company.
• 1:08:38
  No, no, I'm just being honest. I'm just saying because you're
• 1:08:41
  also going to unless. We unless we can charge them
• 1:08:43
  25%, hold on. No, I'm not saying that that's
• 1:08:45
  necessarily correct, but there's some people.
• 1:08:47
  Like the average is somewhere around like 18 to 20%.
• 1:08:50
  There's some people that don't qualify that pay a higher
• 1:08:53
  interest rate to to get into the market of building their own
• 1:08:56
  credit. You're going to be or
• 1:08:58
  eliminating this. What's the number that you don't
• 1:09:00
  think there should be a limit? I think that if you wanted to
• 1:09:03
  gradually bring it. Down and put some sort of
• 1:09:06
  regulation in it, sure. But I am saying if you do that
• 1:09:10
  and you cause the financial, well, there are limits because
• 1:09:12
  it's like predatory, like some of this shit.
• 1:09:14
  So but if you do but but you could say that 10.
• 1:09:17
  Percent you're going to be you might crash that market of
• 1:09:22
  credit cards, which would be a dangerous.
• 1:09:24
  I'm willing to entertain. I'm willing to understand what
• 1:09:27
  you're saying. I'm just curious if there is a
• 1:09:30
  suitable number that's not fucking gouging people.
• 1:09:34
  True, but I mean like when when I got my first credit card
• 1:09:37
  because I. Didn't really like have credit
• 1:09:38
  because I didn't deal with it like that.
• 1:09:40
  I had to like put money down to get a credit card and then pay
• 1:09:44
  it off to like build my credit up.
• 1:09:46
  But like some of the I had like a high interest rates.
• 1:09:48
  I was always paying my shit. So I was trying to build my
• 1:09:50
  credit like some of those, some of those options are going to go
• 1:09:54
  out the window for people if you cap it.
• 1:09:56
  Cause some of those companies now there's like sofa.
• 1:10:00
  And like, there's, there's, there's, there's, you know,
• 1:10:02
  fintech, yeah. But do you think that they got
• 1:10:06
  into the market? Without with, with, with with.
• 1:10:10
  The idea of charging. Less of an interest rate or
• 1:10:14
  charging the same as market share or market value to make
• 1:10:17
  their money. No, because I think that the I'm
• 1:10:21
  getting. Kicked by these dogs when she
• 1:10:25
  like stretches out and kicks me in the back the.
• 1:10:31
  The technology gets rid of like a lot of the.
• 1:10:34
  Overhead that makes these companies have to like, you
• 1:10:39
  know, in order to be profitable get those like crazy.
• 1:10:42
  You know what I'm saying? So it's like sofa is able to
• 1:10:45
  offer loans to people that like Bank of America doesn't approve
• 1:10:49
  because they have like different parameters like of like, you
• 1:10:54
  know of why, like this person qualifies.
• 1:10:57
  And so it's like, why, like some of these places can offer a
• 1:11:01
  higher interest rate on the savings account that you can get
• 1:11:04
  a fucking Wells Fargo. You know, it's like why they can
• 1:11:07
  afford it is because like their business model is different.
• 1:11:10
  True. So I'm not I'm not saying that
• 1:11:12
  what you're. Saying is not.
• 1:11:14
  Correct. Like where, you know, it's just
• 1:11:16
  like there's going to be two, there's going to be like
• 1:11:19
  there's. Going to be in some way.
• 1:11:21
  Shape or form like 2 separate outcomes.
• 1:11:23
  You're either going to see everybody lower their
• 1:11:25
  qualifications to get a credit card and you'll see people's
• 1:11:28
  debt expand because they'll be trying to recoup what they lost.
• 1:11:33
  Fuck their overhead dude. None of these motherfuckers care
• 1:11:36
  about what it costs them to operate.
• 1:11:37
  They care much how much money they can get from us.
• 1:11:40
  COVID is a perfect example. Prices going up because of
• 1:11:43
  supply chains and supply and demand and then the prices have
• 1:11:46
  never gone down. And that's, well, I'm talking
• 1:11:48
  about Visa and MasterCard specifically.
• 1:11:50
  Exactly. Well, so Visa.
• 1:11:51
  MasterCard Discover and doesn't. Matter what company, they'll all
• 1:11:55
  expand though, if they all drop down to 10%, they're going to be
• 1:11:58
  giving those shit those shits away like candy.
• 1:12:01
  That's one option. They're going to flood the
• 1:12:03
  market with cards to try to continue to make the same profit
• 1:12:06
  margins they were making before. They're just going to need to
• 1:12:08
  qualify more people. They're going to have to give
• 1:12:10
  out more and give more reckless people credit and allow them to
• 1:12:14
  put themselves in debt to then reap the cash flow.
• 1:12:16
  But I mean, if you're, if you're, you're 10% interest,
• 1:12:19
  you're paying a lot. Your principal down a lot more
• 1:12:21
  than you're fucking, you know. Well, true, but like I said, if
• 1:12:25
  I'm playing my principal down at for most.
• 1:12:27
  People or depending on where you're at in life.
• 1:12:28
  I pay my I pay my full statement so it doesn't even matter to you
• 1:12:31
  what the fucking number is. True. 150% and and they.
• 1:12:36
  Hate people like me because. They don't make any money off.
• 1:12:38
  Of me. So I don't.
• 1:12:39
  They hate people like you because one day, one day you're
• 1:12:41
  going to slip. Joseph And then we'll get you
• 1:12:44
  and that's what they want, right?
• 1:12:45
  So, but so they're going to. Flood and it's also, but it's
• 1:12:48
  also recurring. It's still.
• 1:12:50
  Revenue coming in. It's like still turning, you
• 1:12:52
  know, they could still add the money to like the books to like,
• 1:12:55
  you know, get the valuation up. Like, like, you know, they hate
• 1:12:58
  people who don't fucking ever pay them, take their money and
• 1:13:02
  don't pay them in default. Like that's probably what they
• 1:13:04
  hate. They don't hate you.
• 1:13:06
  So. So either they're going to flood
• 1:13:07
  the market or they're. Going to restrict the market and
• 1:13:10
  make it harder to qualify and then they're going to limit the
• 1:13:13
  scope of what they pass out to people and be a lot more not
• 1:13:18
  frugal. It's not the right word, but a
• 1:13:21
  lot more picky about who they choose to give credit to and it
• 1:13:24
  could it's going to toss a lot of people off like that's huge.
• 1:13:27
  If you're telling me right now if on your largest revenue of
• 1:13:32
  profit for you as a company, well, it reminds me of it's
• 1:13:36
  like. Pre-existing conditions, yeah,
• 1:13:38
  that's what it is. It's like, it's like that.
• 1:13:40
  It's like, OK, well if you want that, if you want them to do
• 1:13:43
  that, then a lot of people are going to lose their insurance.
• 1:13:45
  That's a great way of putting it to be like a healthcare model.
• 1:13:47
  Bring it down to 10. Percent, then it's like, OK,
• 1:13:49
  well then we're not going to. Insure you we're not going to
• 1:13:51
  get in because then credit cards are kind of like insurance like
• 1:13:54
  we're we're interesting yeah I want to apply for a credit card
• 1:13:57
  to build my credit Oh well you. Know you in the past five years
• 1:14:01
  you had a late payment on your power bill so you don't qualify.
• 1:14:04
  It's going to be some wild almost what circumstances or or
• 1:14:09
  it's going to check the fucking credit card comes and be like,
• 1:14:11
  Hey, your standards are. Stupid.
• 1:14:12
  These people qualify. True.
• 1:14:15
  We'll see. We'll see.
• 1:14:16
  It's slippery. Slope is all I'm saying there's.
• 1:14:19
  Because there's not a lot of ways that it'll go well.
• 1:14:21
  I don't trust. Where do you get this number?
• 1:14:22
  Yeah, you're right. They're like and I.
• 1:14:24
  Do not, and I do not trust those people to make that decision.
• 1:14:27
  And yeah, like, why is he doing that?
• 1:14:28
  Yeah, yeah. Like what is the central?
• 1:14:30
  Banking. So what is our fractional
• 1:14:31
  reserve? Banking system going to come up
• 1:14:33
  with yeah, it's like if we if we were like, no, we're on gold
• 1:14:37
  standard and you can't loan out money to people that you don't
• 1:14:41
  have for profit plus interest like because that's what our
• 1:14:44
  banks do If you told them they couldn't do that anymore, they'd
• 1:14:47
  all be shutting their fucking doors, bro, because that's what
• 1:14:51
  is it. They're allowed to give out one
• 1:14:52
  $3 for every dollar they take in.
• 1:14:55
  That's crazy. Well, I think that they adjust,
• 1:14:59
  I mean. I don't know what the number is
• 1:15:00
  but like they. They after the recession, they,
• 1:15:04
  they made them like be more solvent.
• 1:15:06
  Well, they could be more solvent, but at the end of the
• 1:15:08
  day, like they can. Loan out money they don't have
• 1:15:11
  and with interest and get it back from you.
• 1:15:13
  Like banks are running for profit, not for money
• 1:15:17
  stabilization. So article #3 from CBS News, At
• 1:15:22
  least three Minnesota federal prosecutors resigned amid
• 1:15:25
  pressure to treat Renee Good killing as an assault on an ICE
• 1:15:30
  agent. First of all, can I just like,
• 1:15:32
  dude, fuck ICE. I'm so sick of this.
• 1:15:36
  This is the dumbest the rationale that people are
• 1:15:39
  putting behind the fact that trying to make it like this
• 1:15:42
  woman wasn't murdered like you could.
• 1:15:45
  If a normal person did that in a road rage incident, you would be
• 1:15:49
  in jail for murder right now. He'd be charged for murder if
• 1:15:53
  you were in a if you were a road raging with somebody and all
• 1:15:55
  those circumstances take place. That's just a random citizen
• 1:15:58
  there. That which is basically what ICE
• 1:16:00
  agents are he's going to he that dude would be in locked up right
• 1:16:04
  now for murder the other way that the other way that I say to
• 1:16:07
  look at it or I thought. About this is OK, so let's say
• 1:16:12
  that the video exists, right? He doesn't shoot her.
• 1:16:14
  Everything happens. He doesn't shoot her, right?
• 1:16:16
  Is there anybody who being like, hey, you should have shot her?
• 1:16:20
  Why didn't he shoot her? You know, nobody would have said
• 1:16:23
  that. So so so why the fuck do we
• 1:16:26
  think that he should? Have 'cause just 'cause he.
• 1:16:28
  Did you know it's like Tim, Well, it's like Tim Dillon had a
• 1:16:31
  good comment. He's like.
• 1:16:32
  You should just show that video to your kid.
• 1:16:34
  Go get your kid, sit them down, show that video to your kid.
• 1:16:38
  And I bet your kid says why did he do that to her?
• 1:16:42
  That's probably what your kids going to say.
• 1:16:44
  And there's, there you go. That's how you that's how you
• 1:16:48
  should interpret it, because that's how an innocent person
• 1:16:51
  watching that video would interpret Joseph.
• 1:16:53
  She's a lesbian, though, you know?
• 1:16:55
  Oh, yeah. A lesbian.
• 1:16:56
  Oh and she was in an anti ice. Group is what my mom told me.
• 1:17:00
  Oh, of course they got to demonize this mom who just got.
• 1:17:03
  Shot point blank range. Well, she was still driving.
• 1:17:06
  She was dead. And watch Fox News.
• 1:17:08
  Yeah, that's all they do. Oh, I know.
• 1:17:10
  But. I was saying this in the
• 1:17:11
  beginning. I can't believe, well, I can't
• 1:17:14
  believe that they're doing this. But like I was like, OK, she's a
• 1:17:17
  fucking domestic terrorist. Charge her.
• 1:17:20
  Charge her with the being a domestic terrorist, you idiots.
• 1:17:23
  And then I guess they were trying to stupid.
• 1:17:28
  Yeah, I mean, I can think of a. Video, especially him calling
• 1:17:31
  her a fucking bitch after he shot her just makes it just
• 1:17:34
  makes it worse I think of a video.
• 1:17:36
  It's not a video, it's an audio recording.
• 1:17:40
  This happened years ago. There was this old man who had
• 1:17:43
  this house and there was these two young there's a guy and a
• 1:17:46
  girl couple boyfriend girlfriend and they used to like break into
• 1:17:50
  his house and like steal some of his shit.
• 1:17:52
  They were like young and fucking with this old man.
• 1:17:55
  Well, he staked them out, sat in a chair in the dark, knew they
• 1:17:58
  were coming and murdered them, shot this dude shot her and he
• 1:18:03
  recorded all of it. And after it as he was shooting
• 1:18:06
  her, he was said they basically the exact same thing that that
• 1:18:10
  guy did. Where do you think that guy is?
• 1:18:12
  And they broke into his house. He murdered them because he
• 1:18:16
  staked them out, waited them, stalked them in his house and
• 1:18:19
  then like finished them off and recorded the whole thing.
• 1:18:23
  But he even in that moment, he's like fucking bitch like there's
• 1:18:26
  a malicious he's in jail. Yeah, because he murdered them.
• 1:18:29
  But he. Recorded.
• 1:18:30
  No, no. OK, well.
• 1:18:31
  You keep saying murdered them. Yeah, he killed them, killed
• 1:18:35
  them, but I mean, that's technically he was charged with.
• 1:18:37
  Murder. OK, well I'll glad you didn't
• 1:18:39
  know that. Yeah, they broke into his.
• 1:18:41
  House Yeah, they were breaking into his house, but it's
• 1:18:44
  because. Of the way he chose to do it or
• 1:18:46
  what song. He wasn't defending himself.
• 1:18:48
  He was like he knew what was going on and staked them out.
• 1:18:52
  And the audio recordings are crazy because like, he's talking
• 1:18:56
  to them while he's doing so. If he's saying so was the way he
• 1:18:59
  did it. Yeah, the way he did it, yeah,
• 1:19:02
  though it's the way he did it and the things.
• 1:19:04
  That he said when he did, which are very similar to what that
• 1:19:08
  police officer said before he shot that mom, pretty damn
• 1:19:11
  similar to exactly what he said to that girl before and after he
• 1:19:15
  shot her because he recorded himself and got locked away from
• 1:19:18
  that. There's 1000 scenarios or
• 1:19:20
  something like that happens and the person behind that guns in
• 1:19:23
  prison. If you want to try to use your
• 1:19:25
  anti Muslim rhetoric that you just hate Somalis and you hate
• 1:19:28
  Muslims and that's and anybody that's going to defend these
• 1:19:32
  people are staying between ICE and getting them out is a
• 1:19:35
  justification to kill a mom that's just shitty like that.
• 1:19:41
  You're like, there's no moral moral justification for
• 1:19:44
  murdering anybody, whether it's Charlie Kirk, whether it's this
• 1:19:49
  mom. But to compare this mom and then
• 1:19:51
  be like, oh, Ashley Babbitt who got shot by an officer trying to
• 1:19:54
  breakthrough a barricaded window during a live insurrection
• 1:19:58
  inside the nation's capital while they were chanting hang
• 1:20:02
  Mike Pence. She got shot and she deserved to
• 1:20:04
  be shot. That's completely different.
• 1:20:06
  You think if she didn't get shot they would have got Mike Pence?
• 1:20:10
  No, if anybody goes. Through that window, they're
• 1:20:12
  getting shot. He told them that if there's a
• 1:20:15
  federal officer standing there pointing a gun as I'm attacking
• 1:20:19
  a federal building, If you watch the full video, well, at least
• 1:20:23
  they all got pardoned. She waves.
• 1:20:25
  One of the guys through and then the the.
• 1:20:28
  Last thing she says to them is it's OK, man.
• 1:20:30
  I'm not. We're not mad at you.
• 1:20:32
  Yeah, she literally was trying to be nice.
• 1:20:34
  And then he jumps. In front the.
• 1:20:36
  Same ICE officer who got drug 50 feet 'cause he jumped in front
• 1:20:41
  of a fucking car previously and is has PTSD from it.
• 1:20:46
  Counselling type shit. That dude is the guy that shot
• 1:20:49
  this woman. So you can't tell me that his
• 1:20:51
  emotion, that his trauma from his job is not a direct cause of
• 1:20:55
  why this Mother's Day. Well, Joseph, I don't know if
• 1:20:57
  you know this. He's in hiding.
• 1:21:00
  Now. So thanks Lib tards.
• 1:21:03
  What and what's what's what's what's wild is.
• 1:21:05
  If a regular beat cop went through something like that guy
• 1:21:09
  did, number one, you're not. It's again, it's against policy
• 1:21:13
  to step in front of cars. You're not supposed to step in
• 1:21:15
  or just shoot, shoot a moving car in.
• 1:21:18
  Most in most police departments you don't shoot.
• 1:21:21
  Into a fucking car because what? Happens.
• 1:21:23
  The foot goes on the gas and then it's just an uncontrolled
• 1:21:25
  car. It gets worse so, but these are.
• 1:21:30
  Untrained officers where they're pumping these.
• 1:21:32
  Guys out. I think they said yeah, they're
• 1:21:34
  rich, dude. They all get like $40,000
• 1:21:36
  bonuses. Yeah, Oh no, it's just dudes
• 1:21:39
  that are down and out on their luck.
• 1:21:40
  I don't want to join ICE just for the bag.
• 1:21:43
  Well, you could join. Ice and just fuck with people.
• 1:21:45
  But there's a, there's, there's a.
• 1:21:46
  Time constraint with people like like with the other ice.
• 1:21:50
  Guys. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:51
  Like sabotage, Sabotage. Yeah, like up.
• 1:21:53
  On the inside, Yeah, dude, what if we.
• 1:21:56
  Infiltrate ICE. That'd be sick if you.
• 1:22:03
  Get caught, you're going. You're going to beat the shit
• 1:22:05
  out of you, dude. But you're, you're a fucking
• 1:22:07
  patriot, true. That's a movie.
• 1:22:12
  Infiltrate ICE. Sabotage Black.
• 1:22:14
  Klansmen. The black ICE agent.
• 1:22:17
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no Venezuelan ICE agent.
• 1:22:23
  There's no justification for. Murdering anybody.
• 1:22:26
  And the way that people are trying to justify this mother
• 1:22:28
  being shot is grotesque and disgusting and it's some of the
• 1:22:32
  most hypocritical shit we've seen in a very long time.
• 1:22:35
  It's super frustrating to be around people trying to demonize
• 1:22:38
  this woman. And look, people try to demonize
• 1:22:41
  Charlie Kirk. Absolutely.
• 1:22:43
  Did Charlie Kirk say a lot of wild shit and create a movement
• 1:22:47
  that a lot of people didn't like because it was Islamophobic,
• 1:22:51
  homophobic, borderline racist sometimes?
• 1:22:53
  Absolutely. Was he pro gun violence?
• 1:22:56
  You keep the Second Amendment? Yeah.
• 1:22:57
  It's like people got mad when you quoted what he said when he
• 1:23:00
  got assassinated. He didn't deserve to be
• 1:23:02
  assassinated for what he said. But if you say what he said
• 1:23:05
  after he got assassinated, then it's hate speech that makes no
• 1:23:08
  fucking sense. But then this woman gets shot on
• 1:23:11
  camera. And the way that they try to
• 1:23:13
  judge like Christy Gnome up there before there's any
• 1:23:15
  investigation, she's a domestic terrorist just trying to spin,
• 1:23:18
  spin, spin part of me. That's how you know that they
• 1:23:21
  that they know they fucked up. Like, it's like they're like.
• 1:23:23
  Kids who are like, like trying kind of like, lie their way out
• 1:23:27
  of, like an obvious situation. It's like, bro, I because you
• 1:23:30
  called her a domestic terrorist. I know that.
• 1:23:32
  You know that you fucked up. Yeah.
• 1:23:34
  And she's like the dumbest fucking person in the world.
• 1:23:37
  Christina is so dumb dog killer like we thought Bobs was bad.
• 1:23:42
  We thought the Bobs. We thought was bad.
• 1:23:45
  You know Marge Bobs is pretty dumb, dude.
• 1:23:47
  Hey. She got kicked out of a live
• 1:23:49
  production of. What Beetlejuice?
• 1:23:51
  For giving it over the pants handy.
• 1:23:52
  Well I to be fair, I think that they said Beetlejuice 3 times.
• 1:23:56
  And there was a thing you know and you know.
• 1:23:58
  And then to get kicked out for giving a hand.
• 1:24:01
  Job and hitting your vape. That's pretty dumb.
• 1:24:05
  That's pretty dumb. Who mugs This hasn't Joseph?
• 1:24:09
  Who mugs? This hasn't where's.
• 1:24:11
  The other hand. But no, we thought she was dumb.
• 1:24:16
  And Chrissy Dome is a moron. She is so stupid and it's so
• 1:24:23
  frustrating and she's bad at the spin.
• 1:24:26
  Like Caroline Lovett, you give her credit.
• 1:24:27
  Like she tries to do the real spin.
• 1:24:29
  I was, I was like. Appreciating her a little bit
• 1:24:33
  the other day because of her dedication to the to the job to
• 1:24:39
  like sleazy. Old white guys.
• 1:24:41
  Well, just no. Just to the to the sorry, I mean
• 1:24:43
  her husband and then. Donald Trump just to fucking.
• 1:24:46
  Like that, she will lie. She will.
• 1:24:48
  Just Oh, yeah, She's indignant. Yeah.
• 1:24:51
  That that's. The word you know, it's like.
• 1:24:53
  She's just like, I don't give. I'm I'm here to sell you
• 1:24:57
  bullshit. I'm Garbles and I'm gonna sell
• 1:25:00
  you the bullshit. Who was the what?
• 1:25:03
  What was the one lady who? Was at the White House.
• 1:25:05
  The blonde woman is like the old carbon copy of her.
• 1:25:10
  I forgot she's on Fox now, but she she was.
• 1:25:13
  Pretty good. But yeah, Caroline.
• 1:25:14
  Levitt master class in like deflection pretty good at it.
• 1:25:17
  Gotta give her credit for it. Yeah so like cringe.
• 1:25:20
  It's cringe half the time but it's but it's like OK.
• 1:25:23
  She's like, she's keeping, she's keeping the straight face.
• 1:25:26
  Like I guarantee you he'd give her like 10 jobs if he could.
• 1:25:29
  Because everybody else besides her, she goes to bat.
• 1:25:32
  Yeah, she goes to bat and she'll fight it out.
• 1:25:34
  Right. And like if she was in those.
• 1:25:36
  Like when she's like in those. Cabinet meetings, whenever he's
• 1:25:39
  like sucking his Dick like he's the last president, it's like
• 1:25:42
  she'll go up there and she's like actually say some shit.
• 1:25:44
  Like why? He's the best.
• 1:25:45
  You know, it's like boom, this bitch, but whatever.
• 1:25:49
  Fuck you, Caroline. Levitt.
• 1:25:54
  But now we have. People because they're trying to
• 1:25:56
  paint her. In a certain way where now
• 1:25:58
  there's people resigning because they're like, this is fucked up,
• 1:26:01
  they don't agree. It's black and white playing his
• 1:26:03
  day. That's that's murder.
• 1:26:06
  Does she need to be blocking the road?
• 1:26:08
  No Does she deserve to be shot for it?
• 1:26:10
  No. Are they out enforcing or did
• 1:26:12
  they get their car stuck in the snow 'cause they're fucking
• 1:26:15
  idiots? These ICE agents are so stupid,
• 1:26:18
  so antagonistic. Like I said, they're just ego
• 1:26:21
  tripping dudes. I swear they're just down on
• 1:26:23
  their luck. Well, a lot of them are Proud
• 1:26:25
  Boys and and the three. Percenters Keepers.
• 1:26:30
  Oh yeah, yeah. It's real quiet on the
• 1:26:33
  motherfucking home front. For the the white supremies,
• 1:26:37
  it's because they're in ice. That's true.
• 1:26:41
  Didn't even think about it that way, but they all just got jobs.
• 1:26:44
  So now they all just have government paid jobs.
• 1:26:46
  I wonder how many? I wonder how many GN Sixers.
• 1:26:47
  Now they're all sucking on the teeth.
• 1:26:49
  I wonder how many GN Sixers? Are in ice.
• 1:26:52
  So many, I guarantee. All of them.
• 1:26:56
  That's that's I'd like to see. That that's what it is, dude.
• 1:26:58
  They're the Brown. Shirts, bro.
• 1:27:00
  Yeah, you know. Just mad Gestapo tactics and
• 1:27:09
  other. Killing people and playing day
• 1:27:11
  and shooting moms point blank range, firing three shots at
• 1:27:16
  them. Then you jump in front of
• 1:27:18
  someone's car when they're obviously turning.
• 1:27:20
  It's just so dumb, dude. And I just don't.
• 1:27:23
  But I mean, we all knew this was going to happen.
• 1:27:26
  I know, but it's like. Shit, man, it's.
• 1:27:29
  The pretext bro. You got the war in.
• 1:27:31
  Venezuela so now you can declare martial law and then you got the
• 1:27:34
  upright, you know the the protest because you're shooting
• 1:27:37
  fucking people in the street and then then they can crack down.
• 1:27:40
  It's just see and that's what I've said is they've been the
• 1:27:43
  half of them I. Swear they're just like
• 1:27:45
  gaslighting us. They know they fucked up, so
• 1:27:47
  they're lying and then gaslighting the shit out of us
• 1:27:50
  so that way they want people to go out there and riot like they.
• 1:27:55
  Want. People to go do something.
• 1:27:57
  It's the same places that he's fucking around in Portland.
• 1:28:00
  In in Minneapolis, same places as the George Floyd shit, you
• 1:28:04
  know, yeah, it's like what I said is if there's one, I, I.
• 1:28:07
  Was how many I said today I was like Donald Trump would
• 1:28:11
  sacrifice 1000 cops to if there was an uprising, he would.
• 1:28:21
  Gladly let 1000. Cops die to take away elections
• 1:28:26
  to stay in office. He's Putin bro.
• 1:28:29
  He's Putin Putin. Let's 1500.
• 1:28:31
  Motherfucking Russians die every day, so Ukrainians mowing them.
• 1:28:37
  Fucking down doesn't. He doesn't care.
• 1:28:38
  Same with Trump, he doesn't give a shit.
• 1:28:41
  Yeah, exactly. He calls them.
• 1:28:42
  He calls the military losers. And suckers bro like he.
• 1:28:45
  Like he gives a shit about the cops.
• 1:28:46
  He he pardoned everybody from J6.
• 1:28:48
  They killed cops, Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:28:54
  So, I mean, they're all just resigning.
• 1:28:57
  Final article. I put it in here.
• 1:29:00
  It's from the Wall Street Journal, the obscure bank.
• 1:29:05
  Collapse that sent Iran. Into a tailspin.
• 1:29:09
  Bad loans to regime cronies brought down Ianda Bank,
• 1:29:16
  accelerating a long running financial crisis by Jared
• 1:29:20
  Molson. But real quick.
• 1:29:22
  So in Iran, they're in the streets.
• 1:29:26
  I heard some fucking. Crazy.
• 1:29:28
  Number of people have been killed.
• 1:29:29
  But let's say it's like 2000 at this point.
• 1:29:31
  Yeah, I've heard that too. I heard the 12 number I like.
• 1:29:34
  I was like, whoa, whoa. What?
• 1:29:37
  I was like, what was Israel involved?
• 1:29:40
  Just kidding, Israel, Just kidding.
• 1:29:42
  Guys, that was a Gazza. Joke, but not wrong.
• 1:29:48
  You're not wrong. No, I know, I know.
• 1:29:49
  But it's just like. So there.
• 1:29:51
  Was the green revolution in O 9 didn't work?
• 1:29:54
  And then there's been like a little bit like the the Masa
• 1:29:57
  Amini whenever she didn't wear her a job.
• 1:29:59
  That was a couple years ago. There was like uprisings, but
• 1:30:04
  now this is like an economic uprising turned like political
• 1:30:08
  and like it's like more people have died already.
• 1:30:11
  And this has been going on for like, a couple weeks, 3 weeks.
• 1:30:14
  More people have died already in this one than they did for the
• 1:30:17
  one a couple years ago that went on for months and months.
• 1:30:21
  So it's like, like, they're like, really going after it
• 1:30:23
  right now. But in Iran, I know we got
• 1:30:27
  listeners. So what Trump said helps on the
• 1:30:31
  way. Yeah, they cut off the.
• 1:30:32
  Internet. They cut off phone service.
• 1:30:35
  Elon Musk is giving them Starling for free.
• 1:30:38
  For now, but it was just when. When did that happen?
• 1:30:42
  Because there was. I saw something about today for
• 1:30:45
  now. Yeah, well, because he's.
• 1:30:47
  Always. He's like, I'll give you the
• 1:30:48
  Internet. Right, the Internet trying to
• 1:30:50
  fuck with the Ukrainians. Yeah, he's like, I'll give you.
• 1:30:52
  Something he's like, oh you made me mad, never mind.
• 1:30:54
  Like he's a fucking tool. So I don't know what the fuck
• 1:30:58
  Trump thinks he's going to do. He puts sanctions.
• 1:31:00
  On any country that does business with Iran, well, guess
• 1:31:03
  what, Like almost all of Iran's oil gets sold to China.
• 1:31:06
  So that's another 25% tariff on China.
• 1:31:09
  Like, you know, we thought we worked the shit out.
• 1:31:11
  We gave them the AI chip so that we can get back to normal, so we
• 1:31:14
  can sell them soybeans and and they just were up in Canada.
• 1:31:19
  China was just in Canada meeting with Carney like hey hell, you
• 1:31:24
  should. Chill.
• 1:31:25
  With us. Yeah, of course I will.
• 1:31:27
  Duh, duh. That's what happens here.
• 1:31:29
  They're. Just going to fill the fill the
• 1:31:31
  void. Yeah, exactly when you.
• 1:31:32
  Pulled. Out of like.
• 1:31:33
  Like 32 fucking. International treaties like last
• 1:31:37
  week and you know, it's like in Russia and China and all of
• 1:31:39
  them. So it's like they're just going
• 1:31:41
  to move in bro OK, so. This I'll just.
• 1:31:46
  Go to the article The biggest heart harbinger that things were
• 1:31:50
  about to fall apart in Iran didn't come from the throated
• 1:31:52
  anger of the countries opposition or the frustrated
• 1:31:55
  hopes the young people hungry for more personal freedom.
• 1:31:57
  It came from the collapse of a bank late last year.
• 1:32:01
  I and day. I don't know if I'm saying that
• 1:32:02
  right. I ANDA, the bank, run by regime
• 1:32:05
  cronies and saddled with nearly $5 billion in losses on a pile
• 1:32:09
  of bad loans, went bust. The government folded the
• 1:32:12
  carcass into a State Bank and printed a massive amount of
• 1:32:15
  money to try to paper over all the red ink.
• 1:32:18
  That buried the problem but didn't solve it.
• 1:32:20
  Instead, the failure became both the symbol and accelerant of an
• 1:32:24
  economic unraveling that ultimately triggered the
• 1:32:26
  protests that now pose the most significant threat to the regime
• 1:32:29
  since the founding of the Islamic Republic half a century
• 1:32:32
  ago. The banks collapse made clear
• 1:32:34
  that the Iranian financial system, under strained from
• 1:32:37
  years of sanctions, bad lending and reliance on inflationary
• 1:32:41
  printed money, have become increasingly insolvent and
• 1:32:44
  illiquid. 5 other banks are thought to be similarly weak.
• 1:32:48
  The crisis hit at the worst possible time.
• 1:32:50
  The Iranian government's credibility had already been
• 1:32:53
  battered by a 12 day war with Israel and the US in June and
• 1:32:56
  showed it couldn't defend its population from attack.
• 1:32:59
  Its leaders have refused to budget negotiation over the
• 1:33:02
  country's nuclear program, putting sanctions relief out of
• 1:33:04
  reach. In November, Israel and the US
• 1:33:06
  threatened to strike again if Iran tried to reconstitute his
• 1:33:09
  ballistic missile arsenal or nuclear efforts.
• 1:33:12
  The country's beleaguered currency, the real, tipped into
• 1:33:17
  a new downward. Spiral the country.
• 1:33:19
  Had little ability to stop US enforcement actions that cut
• 1:33:22
  Iran off from its crucial flow of dollars from Iraq,
• 1:33:25
  significantly reduced its hard currency earnings from oil
• 1:33:28
  sales, and put it overseas reserves of foreign exchange out
• 1:33:31
  of reach with sanctions. After decades of engineering
• 1:33:34
  workarounds and using shadowy flows of cash to keep the
• 1:33:37
  country's battered economy functioning, Tehran had reached
• 1:33:40
  a dead end. And with no tools to address a
• 1:33:42
  deepening economic crisis or meet the needs of an
• 1:33:45
  increasingly desperate population, hundreds of
• 1:33:48
  merchants who don't typically join the country's mass protests
• 1:33:51
  took the streets of Tehran to demand relief.
• 1:33:53
  This was a very well connected bank, corrupt etcetera, which
• 1:33:58
  underscored that the banking system in itself is a channel
• 1:34:01
  for enrichment of well connected, said Adnan Mazrai, a
• 1:34:05
  former deputy director of the Middle East and Central Asia
• 1:34:08
  Department of the International Monetary Fund.
• 1:34:10
  The failure of the bank added to what they're called a crescendo
• 1:34:13
  of the loss of legitimacy of the regime following the Israeli
• 1:34:16
  attack. I End a Bank was founded in 2013
• 1:34:19
  by Ali Ansari, an Iranian businessman who emerged 2 state
• 1:34:23
  owned banks with another he founded previously to form the
• 1:34:26
  new lender. He hails from one of the
• 1:34:28
  country's richest families and owns a multi $1,000,000 mansion
• 1:34:31
  in North London. Politically, he's seen close to
• 1:34:33
  former Conservative President Mahmoud Amina Dodge.
• 1:34:38
  Amina Dodge? Fuck, I forgot how to say his
• 1:34:40
  name. Mahmoud, Amina Dodge.
• 1:34:44
  Amina. Dejad, Amina.
• 1:34:47
  Dejad, Amina Dejad. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:50
  Yeah, the UK sanctioned on sorry last year just days.
• 1:34:52
  After the collapse of I and Day, calling him a corrupt Iranian
• 1:34:55
  banker and businessman who helped finance the sprawling
• 1:34:58
  Iranian elite paramilitary and business organization, the
• 1:35:01
  Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.
• 1:35:03
  In a statement in October, Ansari blamed the bank's failure
• 1:35:06
  on decisions and policies made beyond the bank's control.
• 1:35:09
  Iende offer the highest interest rates of any Iranian bank up
• 1:35:13
  don't hire they got the interest rates are too high bro.
• 1:35:18
  Attracting millions of depositors and borrowing heavily
• 1:35:20
  from the central bank which printed money to keep the
• 1:35:22
  institution afloat. Economist said.
• 1:35:24
  Like others troubled Iranian banks, I and A had a large
• 1:35:27
  number of non performing loans, one of a range of factors that
• 1:35:30
  eventually drove it to failure. The largest investment was the
• 1:35:33
  Iran Mall, which opened in 2018. Investing in malls in 2018?
• 1:35:37
  You fucked up bro. The project displayed an opulent
• 1:35:41
  access that made little sense amid the stagnation of the rest
• 1:35:43
  of the Iranian economy. Twice the size of the Pentagon,
• 1:35:46
  the mall is a city within a city, with its own IMAX movie
• 1:35:49
  theater, a library, swimming pools and sports complexes,
• 1:35:54
  along with indoor gardens. A car showroom in the Hall of
• 1:35:57
  Mirrors modeled on the 16th century Imperial Persian Palace.
• 1:36:01
  Economists and Iranian officials said the project was an example
• 1:36:03
  of self lending, in which Ansari's bank effectively lent
• 1:36:06
  money to his own companies when it folded.
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  A report in the semi official Tasman News agency, citing a top
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  central bank official, said that more than 90% of the bank's
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  resources were tied up in its project under its own
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  management. I and A came under scrutiny for
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  years from some conservatives and reformist politicians who
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  pushed for the banks closure and argue that the central bank's
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  support for the institution would drive up inflation due to
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  its need to print money to fund it.
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  He just keeps going. But point is corruption if it is
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  not with me. I don't stand for it.
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  But if it's corruption and it's with me, I support it.
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  I defend it. 22 baby. 23, baby mother.
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  Real bad I do. I don't know if this is like a
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  great prediction. Like Pergosian or you know,
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  whatever Venezuela. But I do think that this is it
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  for for the Ayatollah, the. Ayatollah and the.
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  Gang. Yeah, I don't know.
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  What's going to come next though?
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  I could, I mean. They do have like Democratic,
• 1:37:18
  they have like institutions and they do like vote for their
• 1:37:21
  president. Like, you know, it's like kind
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  of shady. Like we're like, they like kind
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  of like, you know, like have political prisoner, not kind of
• 1:37:27
  political prisoners and like kind of like force, like who can
• 1:37:31
  really run. It's not like Russia, Russia,
• 1:37:33
  like that's bad. But but it doesn't even really
• 1:37:35
  matter because the president doesn't have all the says the
• 1:37:37
  fucking supreme leader. Yeah, but they but the elections
• 1:37:42
  are, I mean, free and fair. I guess it took sense.
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  The only democracy in the Middle East really, besides the Israel,
• 1:37:49
  it's a theocracy, but. Well, yeah, but if the.
• 1:37:52
  Ayatollah is out right? So what do we let?
• 1:37:57
  Them fill the void and decide what they want to do.
• 1:38:00
  Well, obviously decide for them. I I don't know if that's.
• 1:38:02
  Obviously. Well, we we can't decide for
• 1:38:06
  them. Exactly.
• 1:38:07
  We should probably not do that. That sounds like a great.
• 1:38:09
  Idea. I agree one last time.
• 1:38:11
  I just wonder what Trump's going to do here.
• 1:38:13
  He's going to fuck it up for everybody.
• 1:38:15
  Just leave it alone. Well, Barack left it.
• 1:38:18
  Alone, and he regrets it. When there was uprisings in his
• 1:38:21
  presidency, he wishes he might have tipped the scales a little
• 1:38:23
  bit more. Well, it just depends on what
• 1:38:26
  degree you want to be there to tip the scales.
• 1:38:28
  And then now you sound like Reagan.
• 1:38:30
  He's not like everybody else who's like, dabbled their hand
• 1:38:33
  in their shit. Like, I mean, you know, just
• 1:38:35
  saying if you want to like, if there's people, well, he's OK.
• 1:38:38
  Well, first of all, he's already said he's going to do something.
• 1:38:40
  So yeah, he literally said so now he, so now he has to.
• 1:38:44
  It's like it's like Obama and Syria and the red line.
• 1:38:47
  If, you know, if you use chemical weapons, that's the red
• 1:38:49
  line. And then he didn't do anything.
• 1:38:51
  And people still talk shit about it.
• 1:38:52
  It's like that in the website for healthcare.
• 1:38:55
  Yeah. All the things he did, that's
• 1:38:59
  what he's remember for. As far as bad things, bad
• 1:39:02
  things, you know. No, in a tan.
• 1:39:03
  Suit. Tan suit, right?
• 1:39:05
  Right. Like when?
• 1:39:06
  When? Those are the bad things, you
• 1:39:07
  know, Probably. A pretty good president, yeah.
• 1:39:09
  Yeah. The other ones like with Biden?
• 1:39:12
  It's like, is he alive? Is he not alive?
• 1:39:15
  Is his son doing crack? Burisma or Ukraine?
• 1:39:18
  Which is all BS but still tan suit shitty website didn't I
• 1:39:25
  think. I think you'd say that the 12
• 1:39:26
  years of Biden. Obama pre scandal free in
• 1:39:31
  comparison 100%. Well, obviously in comparison A.
• 1:39:33
  100% yeah but they the tan no drama.
• 1:39:36
  No drama, Obama. Tan suit was a scandal baby.
• 1:39:39
  That was a scandal. With the world on fire, he was.
• 1:39:42
  Killing it, that's why. Yeah, it was a fresh seat.
• 1:39:45
  He's good. He had a He's a lefty with a
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  good jump. Shot good from three.
• 1:39:48
  They were just Jelly. What else you got?
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• 1:40:08
  Fuck ice. Just going to put that out
• 1:40:11
  there. So tired of this.
• 1:40:12
  Melt the ice, baby, Melt the ice.
• 1:40:14
  Careful, just fuck them. Like if they be a threat I'm
• 1:40:19
  working on like a Bob Dylan ish like protest song of.
• 1:40:22
  Course it's melt the ice. Melt the ice.
• 1:40:26
  It's like what it sounds. Like get it from my freezer box.
• 1:40:29
  Yo, you think you? Are a cop, you wear a mask and
• 1:40:33
  drive a Ford, but everybody knows you can't afford to pay
• 1:40:36
  for your kids or your house. That's why you decided to leave
• 1:40:40
  your spouse and go up and wrangle a bunch of Somalis.
• 1:40:44
  You don't understand this. You're joking.
• 1:40:46
  You're joking, but this is like what, this song?
• 1:40:48
  Every great man's. Folly.
• 1:40:51
  People are going to have already heard the song.
• 1:40:54
  Banger, you ever give me a feature on that dude?
• 1:40:58
  It's almost. It's almost already at over.
• 1:41:01
  Well, y'all be good. Stay safe, stay out of trouble.
• 1:41:05
  Fuck ice. And actually, you know what?
• 1:41:07
  Go love yourselves, Ice. Go fuck yourselves.
• 1:41:11
  Shout out. You don't really want to fuck.
• 1:41:16
  With me. You don't really want to fuck
• 1:41:23
  with me and you're a bitch. You want a son?
• 1:41:27
  Let us hit your lifestyle only for a minute.
• 1:41:34
  I may crash out in Top Nose. Call me Top Gun like I'm Tom
• 1:41:38
  Cruise or Marshmallow. Eat the whole bed.
• 1:41:41
  Then it's out the rich. I'm so queen.
• 1:41:43
  Yeah, I'm not there and I will feel like bro.
• 1:42:03
  Absolutely I can find your pin like it's hugely just do it.
• 1:42:08
  Pull up at your mom's side and that's Suzuki bitch.
• 1:42:11
  I'm too queen popping out his heart, but I do this.
• 1:42:14
  I'm ruthless. Pull up at your spa with the
• 1:42:17
  toothpick. I'm duked though you can't see
• 1:42:20
  my eyes just too pupils too close.
• 1:42:23
  I crashed the whip and then I squish on them style.
• 1:42:26
  I saw the window just say show some bad now only for a minute.
• 1:42:31
  I may crash out himself. Had a lot of shrimps this
• 1:42:41
  afternoon. Sorry.
• 1:42:42
  I laughed. At You ha ha ha jumping and
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  swimming in liquid acid pools. We margaritas tequila from
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  Cactus. Juice trying to.
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  Hitchhike. It was petty boy.
• 1:42:58
  I was sweating boy tripping tooth to me on a city cruise.
• 1:43:02
  What you want to really do? Let's start mixing ludes and get
• 1:43:06
  high. When?
• 1:43:07
  Really soon? Yeah, I do.
• 1:43:09
  You don't really want to fuck Willy.
• 1:43:16
  You don't really want to fuck with me, your bitch.
• 1:43:20
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• 1:43:36
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• 1:43:39
  window. Just try shot some bad now only
• 1:43:42
  for a minute. I may cry shout on top nose call
• 1:43:45
  me Top Gun like on songs. Who's a boss?
• 1:43:48
  No, eat the whole bed then it's off the roof.
• 1:43:52
  You don't really want to fuck with me.
• 1:43:55
  Fuck around and I'm a voice. My Yeah, well, you don't really
• 1:44:00
  want to fuck with me.