Lesser-Known Candidates and the New Hampshire Primary
The New Hampshire presidential primary is just days away … So, let’s check in with … Lesser-Known Candidates!
“My fellow Americans and others. As your president, I have promised to engage in hostilities only with powers that I deem to be a real and immediate threat to our peace-loving nation. And that is why I have ordered the inter-dimensional strategic space horse command to commence bombing of Narnia in 5 minutes. If we do not fight them in their dimension there, we will have no choice but to fight them in our dimension here.”
That was Vermin Supreme’s opening statement in the lesser-known…
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