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You Ladies Aren't Fooling Gabe (Spicy Books) · Podcast - Big 98.7

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: All the wrong. I'll tell you what, ladies, You are
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: not fooling me any longer. Yeah. Let's today Thursday, on Monday,
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: my wife had to work like a half day at work, right,
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: and on our like next to our couch, there's this
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: book and I grab it. I'm like, oh, Corey's that.
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: What's she reading about? Like maybe we'll find a common interest. Okay,
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: And I flip somewhere three quarters through the book and
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: what I found in this book was shocking. It was vulgar,
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: it was gross, and frankly, it made me blush.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so she's reading reading a spicy, spicy bush.
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  Speaker 1: I did not expect that. It's a Saturday, I'm watching,
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: you know, or on a Saturday when I'm watching football,
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: she has this book. This is what you're doing? Well,
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: I'm watching football.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You think she's being a literary just scholarly, ladies.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: You know, I think, yeah, she's you know, better, in
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  Speaker 1: her brain learning.
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  Speaker 2: She's bettering her brain.
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  Speaker 1: Learning, you know, some new vocab words.
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  Speaker 2: She might be learning something. Oh my god, your marriage listen.
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  Speaker 1: Are you a spicy book reader?
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  Speaker 2: Of course I'm a spicy book reader.
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  Speaker 3: And what I love about spicy books for the ladies
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  Speaker 3: is that you had to actually look in the book
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  Speaker 3: and read to see because the title it's horrified.
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  Speaker 2: But titles don't give away what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Like I read, I read a book called Black Ties
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  Speaker 3: and White Lies, and let me tell you, there were
• 1:46
  Speaker 3: very few black ties and there were very few white lies,
• 1:49
  Speaker 3: but there was a lot of something else you would
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: never know. So I like listened to my books on
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  Speaker 3: audible or whatever, and.
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  Speaker 1: You are not to scripted through the That seems a
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  Speaker 1: wild now knowing what is in these books.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, we had to cover our tracks. We learned
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  Speaker 3: from you fellas who always had the most obvious titles
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  Speaker 3: for magazines. And that's that the websites you be visiting like,
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  Speaker 3: we were like, we don't want to have that attached
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  Speaker 3: to us, that's right, but we are also very interested,
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  Speaker 3: and so the spicy book came about. And we like
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  Speaker 3: to use our imaginations more than anything, and so I
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  Speaker 3: just feel like a spicy book is helpful.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's healthy.
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  Speaker 3: I advocate for it, and you should support your wife
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  Speaker 3: in these endeavors.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, you know there is now it is
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  Speaker 1: funny sitting on the couch. If I ever see that
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: book yeah. I'm always saying, ah, well, it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be a great rest of the day for me here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, very simple, little victory for me, Gabe. It is
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: my lady time of the month, and so I don't
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  Speaker 3: feel like doing anything. And I got home from work
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  Speaker 3: and Mikey had cleaned the kitchen, and I in my
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  Speaker 3: head at work was thinking, Oh, when I got home,
• 3:15
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to do dishes.
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  Speaker 2: Noah, didn't. Mikey took care of it. He's the best.
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  Speaker 2: I love him. He wins at life.
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  Speaker 3: I can't I cannot express to you how much I
• 3:26
  Speaker 3: wanted to do nothing yesterday and then got to do nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was magical.
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  Speaker 1: That's your that's two days in a row. Mikey's looking
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  Speaker 1: pretty good here, that's right, two point seven. Good for
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: that guy.
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  Speaker 2: There's like one week a month where to me he's
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  Speaker 2: a hero.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: What's yours game?
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  Speaker 1: My little victory is I soa When I moved from Iowa,
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  Speaker 1: we when you get everything kind of out of there.
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  Speaker 1: When we sold the house, it was like, oh nice,
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  Speaker 1: like there's nothing tie in me to Iowa. And then
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: it was like, oh, wait, I still have a bank
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: in Iowa. Right, And so my wife and I now
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: have Fargo banks. But that doesn't mean you can just
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: like get the money right away. You gotta like transfer it,
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: and it can take a couple of days. One but
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: I officially got to cut my old Iowa Bank card
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  Speaker 1: in half this morning. Yeah, I stopped at our new
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: favorite gas station and I tested out my new card
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  Speaker 1: this morning. I'm officially not tied to Iowa at all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm far a far going.
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  Speaker 2: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: And I have a Fargo bank now that is now
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  Speaker 1: my go to bank.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you're a real local.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a real far going. It only took me almost
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  Speaker 1: a year. What is considered a road trip? I will
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  Speaker 1: be on a two and a half hour car ride
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  Speaker 1: today for what my family calls the glitten fishing trip,
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  Speaker 1: which is interesting because I won't fish one time.
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  Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: I'll probably play some golf and hang out. Okay, Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so on this two and a half hour drive to
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  Speaker 1: Cass Lake Lodge, would this be considered a road trip?
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  Speaker 1: Seven oh one two eight zero one nine eight seven?
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  Speaker 1: How far is there a distance? What is that distance
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  Speaker 1: do you need to travel for it to be considered
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  Speaker 1: a road trip. I asked chat gpt Angie and they said,
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  Speaker 1: good question. There isn't a strict they said, good question.
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: They said, good question. There isn't a strict official definition.
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  Speaker 1: But most people think of a road trip as more
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  Speaker 1: than just a quick drive across town. Some people base
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: it on a time frame, some people base it on
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  Speaker 1: like a distance, and some people base it on a purpose.
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  Speaker 3: For me, I think anything can be a road trip,
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  Speaker 3: so long as you're not in.
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  Speaker 2: The same city.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, as long as you get out if you get
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  Speaker 1: out of town.
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  Speaker 3: Because for there was a time where I lived in
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  Speaker 3: Seattle and traffic was a nightmare, and so it could
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  Speaker 3: take an hour and a half just to like go
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  Speaker 3: maybe like ten blocks. Sure, and so that's not considered
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  Speaker 3: a road trip. That's just traffic. Yeah right, Yeah, So
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that time spent in the car necessarily dictates.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're going to a different well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Then now I'm questioning myself because if you go from
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  Speaker 3: far Go to Morehead, that's not.
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  Speaker 2: A road trip.
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  Speaker 1: No that you could almost just throw a rock and
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  Speaker 1: they exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe it's a combination of things.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, it's a feeling.
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  Speaker 2: It's a feeling. There we go a chat. GPT was
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  Speaker 2: correct in that there's no exact if it. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: I think you just have to feel it. I think
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  Speaker 3: actually it's snack based. So if you're getting in the
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  Speaker 3: car and you're stopping at the gas station and picking
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: up twizzlers, nibs and sour patch case, yes, if you're
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: picking up like, uh, what do they call those? I
• 7:04
  Speaker 3: don't know words today, if you're picking up snacks.
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: That was not the word I wanted to use.
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: I wanted to selling munchies.
• 7:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, monkey's. I was trying to think of a more
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: like a word that was more like if you are.
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: You're really firing on all here, don't worry, Angie, I'll
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  Speaker 1: take this over for me. There is an exact timeframe
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  Speaker 1: of a road trip. Okay, what is it? It's four hours.
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  Speaker 3: So you don't even think your glitten trip is a
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  Speaker 3: road trip.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's like a two to two and a half
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  Speaker 1: hour car ride. That's just a car You can do
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  Speaker 1: that in a day and come back. Okay, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but when I had to pick up my kids
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  Speaker 3: from the airport in Minneapolis, that was like three hours
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  Speaker 3: and forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 2: To you, that's not a road trip.
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  Speaker 1: Probably not like when I drive my parents' house in Minneapolis. Right,
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  Speaker 1: it's a little over three hours. I don't say like
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  Speaker 1: I'm a road trip to my parents' house. You were
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  Speaker 1: wrong to me. A road trip is when you reach
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  Speaker 1: a distance where you would not be willing to turn
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  Speaker 1: around and drive back in the same day. And for me,
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  Speaker 1: that's four hours. I'm not doing eight hours in a car.
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  Speaker 1: I'll do three hours and fifty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: But once it hits the four hour crazy in my.
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  Speaker 1: Brain, I can't justify turning around at that point. That
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  Speaker 1: you're wrong. So anything over four hours your road trip.
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  Speaker 1: In mind, I need you to know to drive there
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  Speaker 1: and you have to stop to go potty at some point,
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  Speaker 1: that's a road trip. You can make it three and
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  Speaker 1: a half hours without going to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: I need you to know that when you leave today,
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  Speaker 3: you are going on a road trip.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough. What is considered a road trip? We
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  Speaker 1: want to know this morning seven oh one two eight
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  Speaker 1: zero one nine eight seven? Is it a feeling? Is
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  Speaker 1: it a certain mileage? Is it an amount of time
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  Speaker 1: in the car? I would argue that it has to
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  Speaker 1: be a four hour trip or longer. And if you're
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  Speaker 1: stuck in traffic for four hours, you were on a
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  Speaker 1: four hour traffic road trip.
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  Speaker 2: No, that is incorrect.
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  Speaker 3: I think four hours absolutely is a road trip. But
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  Speaker 3: I also think that that is not like the minimum.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's like two hours or an hour and
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  Speaker 3: a half, or if you have to stop to get
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  Speaker 3: snacks earlier. If you were tuned in and you were listening,
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  Speaker 3: I had a stroke and I couldn't think of the
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  Speaker 3: word I was. I meant to say, if you have
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  Speaker 3: to stop at the gas station and get provisions for
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  Speaker 3: the ride, that was the word.
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  Speaker 2: That was the word.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, if you have to get provisions or rations so
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  Speaker 3: that you can make it through the drive to wherever
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  Speaker 3: it is you're going, then that is a road trip.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Well, Steve disagrees with you. He says four hours.
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  Speaker 1: So I picked his to read first. Wow, ow it's
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  Speaker 1: my number. Dean and Tanya, they both said two hours.
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  Speaker 1: Terry was kind of with you, Angie, She said anything
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  Speaker 1: over an hour. I love Mary's answer here. Mary says
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  Speaker 1: long enough for the kids to starting to need a
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  Speaker 1: drink of water or go potty. That part that's actually
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  Speaker 1: the very true. That's right. And then finally Jerry says,
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  Speaker 1: it isn't the distance that makes it a road trip.
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  Speaker 1: It's all about who's riding shotgun. A quick trip to
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: the grocery store with that one friend can be a
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  Speaker 1: road trip, whereas a trip across the country with someone
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: else can be an ordeal. Oh, I think I'm romantic
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  Speaker 1: about that.
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  Speaker 3: So every time you and I get in the big
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  Speaker 3: ninety eight point seven truck, it's a road trip.
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  Speaker 2: This is sorry, not sorry.
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  Speaker 3: We say the thing you're thinking, but are too polite
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  Speaker 3: to say. We die on the hill of controversial opinions,
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  Speaker 3: so you don't have to gab. Is something burning a
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: fire in your chest right now and you gotta get
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: it out?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what I think by the end
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: of this most or I hope some people would agree
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  Speaker 1: with me, But at the start you might not.
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  Speaker 2: All right, All right?
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  Speaker 1: People love to say someone is out of your league
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: in the dating relationship scene, right Angie, Yes, I've heard this,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't think that that actually exists. Attraction isn't
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  Speaker 1: some universal ranking system where everyone agrees who's on top.
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  Speaker 1: What makes one person desirable might not matter at all
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: to someone else. Sure, society tends to put looks, money,
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  Speaker 1: status on a pedestal, but most real relationships are built
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  Speaker 1: on compatibility, shared values, humor, and how you make each
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  Speaker 1: other feel. Calling someone out of your league usually just
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  Speaker 1: reflects personal insecurity and not reality. If two people choose
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  Speaker 1: each other, then they are in the same league. Period.
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  Speaker 1: And I say that. You know, as school starts, and
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: there might be some college students, high school students afraid
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  Speaker 1: to talk to the hot girl, afraid to talk to
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: the hot guy. Go talk to that dude. He's not
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: out of your league. That doesn't exist. He might think
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: you're the cutest thing ever.
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: This is so thoughtful, Gabe, and I feel like rooted
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: in the fact that you married your wife.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: Who I think he's out of your league?
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  Speaker 3: True?
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: I have got a cheat code for you to figure
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: out where you stand in the family and or friend's
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: pecking order. Are you liked the best? Are you liked
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know, like third best? This is a very
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: easy way to tell.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: What is the litmus test? Please tell me school's back
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: in session, right? Yeah?
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: What comes with school? School picture? Ah?
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: School pictures? I love him?
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  Speaker 3: Ye?
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  Speaker 1: Are you an eight by ten family member or are
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: you you can put this in your wallet, family member. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: when you get those pictures back, do you get the
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  Speaker 1: big giant sucker or do you get the one that
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: basically you could put on a magnet on your fridge.
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  Speaker 2: Gay, but I.
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: Don't like that you brought this up, because then my
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: family's gonna know.
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  Speaker 2: How I feel about them.
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  Speaker 1: You do do this, whether you think you do or not.
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  Speaker 2: I absolutely do.
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  Speaker 3: So. We would get whatever picture package has multiple sizes,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, for eighty seven four by whatever, and
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  Speaker 3: they get smaller and smaller. There's even one that's smaller
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  Speaker 3: than a wallet real size.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like SEMy type postage stamp.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's really small. And I one hundred percent based
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  Speaker 3: on Oh Gabe, I don't like this. I hope my
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: family's not listening.
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  Speaker 1: Based on who you like better gets the bigger picture.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's yeah, simple, it's true. It's true. Like my
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: sister would always get the the grandparents and the great
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: grandparents would get the bigger ones, the eight by tens and.
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  Speaker 1: The five grandparents and great grandparents would Yeah, they'd get
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  Speaker 1: well I would figure they just get them so they
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  Speaker 1: can see them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goshconsciously, is that why I did it. But
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  Speaker 3: then because I was the picture distributor, and I liked
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  Speaker 3: my side of the family better than my ex's side
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  Speaker 3: of the family. So my sister would get like the
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  Speaker 3: bigger pictures and then those teeny tiny postage stamp ones.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, here you go, sister in law.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, just know that if you get the photo
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  Speaker 1: that you hang on the fridge and it's a magnet, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you are not an eight by ten family member. If
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: you have kids, do you have a rule that they
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  Speaker 1: would label you as a strict parent?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: So I don't have kids, but I do say this
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: to my cats and dogs at the house if they
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  Speaker 1: could talk, all right, this is what they would say.
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  Speaker 1: I say, is strict. Why cats and dogs could talk,
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: they would probably think my rule of glittens are allowed
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: to cry, but you're not allowed to whine. It's pretty strict.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I like that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you're hurt, sad, scared, whatever, and you
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  Speaker 1: gotta cry, cry it out. But I am not gonna
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  Speaker 1: sit here and listen to you just whine and moan,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Salem, that's your cat.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: All the great news for me is they can't talk,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't really care, but sadly, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: they care either.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good rule, though, I like that.
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  Speaker 3: I think I don't have just one rule that makes
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  Speaker 3: me strict. My kids think I'm the strictest mom in
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  Speaker 3: the history of America, and I'm like, no, No, I
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: was raised by my mother, and I know she was
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: the strictest in the history of America. Uh, there's a
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  Speaker 3: lot of.
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  Speaker 2: You're a cool mom, that's right, not a regular mom.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I'm a cool mom.
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  Speaker 3: They've admitted that they think I'm cool because they think
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: I'm funny, and I'll hold on to that as long
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: as humanly possible.
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  Speaker 2: But there's just a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I'm an overthinker and I'm a worrier and so it
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: makes me be like, no, I've watched too much laud
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Order SVU, I've watched too much unsolved mysteries. Who was
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: allowing me to watch unsolved mysteries as a child, I
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: don't know, but yeah, there's too many things. So my
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: kids cannot have sleepovers. And we posed this question on
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: the big ninety eight points I have on Facebook page, and.
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  Speaker 2: There were people who agreed with me.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Shaila said, no, sleepovers unless I have an extremely close
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: relationship with the family or am there myself. There have
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: been I think three times that my older kid had
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: aiden had a sleepover, and I was there for two
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: of them, and then the third one was I was
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: there super late at the house where I knew, you know,
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: the person really well and whatever. I just I feel
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: like everyone is a predator. We got a lot of
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: I feel like we got a lot of people saying
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: that they've banned their kids from roeblocks, and that comes
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: on the heels of that big Did you see what
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: came out about roadblocks that there's a lot of PDF
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: files as the kids called them.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: No, I did not see that anything with kids nowadays.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I'm so out on I don't I just the act.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Game?
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Right? You're a gamer and you know you can get.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Online or yeah, but you're a grown adult and you can,
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: you know, regulate who you'd want to have on there.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: So what was happening is that on the like online
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: features there were gross yeah creepos who were communicating with children.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: So a lot of people have banned their kids from roadblocks.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Paige said that she has an eleven year old and
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: a thirteen year old and I don't allow YouTube, saying, oh,
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: my kids are not allowed to have YouTube either, and
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: they think that I am a monster for that.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't there'd be nothing on my TV. Then if
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I have YouTube, that's like all I watched.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Really well, don't tell Aiden that. Okay, he can wait
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: until he's eighteen.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: That's right. Seven oh one two eight zero one nine
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: eight seven. Do you have a rule that would make
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: you a strict parent, Lisa? What about you? No dessert
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: until your veggies are gone.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: And I don't care if it takes an hour.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, no dessert until the veggies are gone.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: That's fair.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Alyssa had said that what we make for dinner is
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: the only option, and I feel like that's in the
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: same vein.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Same realm. Yeah, if you don't like hamburger hot dish,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: all right, No you don't get to have pizza. I
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: feel like that was something my.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Parents were Yeah, my dad, that one meal, you're not
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: gonna die.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: So that's right. And there is a world record that
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Angie and I could set right now. Not because we
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: have any talents or we're special. Absolutely not we're smart
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: or anything like that. No, it's literally just no one's
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: done it, okay, but also what is it?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Because I'm like, yeah, we can do it.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: We'd be one of one, uh the most high fives
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: in thirty seconds according to Guinness. No one has ever
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: attempted them or contacted them to do that record.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we could do that.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: So if no one's done thirty seconds, they definitely haven't
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: done ten seconds. If I time us, do you want
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: to see how many we can get?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'll keep track of the timer. If
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: you can keep track of the high fives, Oka, move
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: me at once.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Let me move next to you.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you keep track of the high fives, you
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: count and I will start the timer. Okay, are you ready?
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: In three, two, one, go rivening two seconds? All right?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: You know you eat hard. I'm trying to go fast.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Say no, I feel like I couldn't keep the rhythm.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: I also couldn't keep counting. I think we were only
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: twenties on things.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: See, I thought we were like thirty something. So unofficially
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: we're gonna say twenty nine. We'll meet in the middle.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, we now hold the Guinness World Record,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: pending us calling them and then I think we have
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: to pay a fee for the most high fives in
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: ten seconds.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: It's weird how that works. Seven oh one two eight
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: zero one nine eight seven. If you could hold a
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Guinness World record, what would it be? Let us know
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: this morning, Marla, what record.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Biggest collection of lost socks? Because honestly, I think I'm
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: close already.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's fair. I would try to challenge Marla,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: but I'd assume she has more people in her family
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: than I.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, and also, I mean we just set
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: a record, Gabel, like, leave some for the rest of
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: the people.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: You can't have two, that's true, all right? What about you, Jake?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: It would be so cool to be the fastest man
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: on the planet.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: I've never been much of a sprinter, but you know
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: that doesn't stop me from dreaming of doing a fifty
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: yard dash in four seconds Slack.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: That would be incredible.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I couldn't achieve that.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: To be the fact you are literally the fast this
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: human on the planet. I honestly think I would find
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: a way to get a magic carpet ride and elevate
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: it like five inches off the ground, six inches off
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: the ground, and just go around Earth like that like
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: worship me.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: I get winded going up the stairs. Anything with speed
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: is too much.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Over the weekend, the Buffalo Bills wide receiver Khalil Shakur
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: he helped save nineteen dogs from being euthanized by assisting
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Nickel City Canine Rescue with a transport for this animal shelter.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: The Shakiers the family they previously rescued their dog, who's
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: name Missy, from the same shelter, making the effort especially
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: meaningful for the family. Shakira and his wife's Sailor have
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: been a part of rescue missions before, including one earlier
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: this year, and they saved twenty six dogs. The rescue
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: came just one day after the Secure Family Foundation hosted
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: a pet adoption event in Buffalo for some rescues, with
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: several Bills players taking part as well. Nicholsony Canine Rescue
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: saw eighteen dogs in their care adopted during that event,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: and that's where Shakir learned about the scheduled transport and
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: offered to join in on the effort. Shakira ridd with
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: his mother and two close friends to help with the
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: rescue operation and a representative from the rescue. He noted
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: his enthusiasm and commitment to returning to support the dogs again.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: There's obviously picks and video everywhere on social media right now,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: and they've gone obviously beloved by just about anybody, and
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: it just shows him smiling and saving these dogs' lives.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Pet rescue is like the sweetest best thing on the planet.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: If you want to be someone who adopts a pet
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: homeward animal shelter, that's right.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: They always have pets for you to just adopt. They're
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: so cute.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I know when some people they're like, oh,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I've got but I gotta go to work and blah
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: blah blah. I saw this meme or it was something
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: on Facebook a handful of weeks ago, and it was
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: something about, you know, eight hours home alone and sixteen
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: hours with you every day is better than twenty four
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: hours in an animal shelter.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's a great way to push Yeah.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: That kind of hit me hard when I saw that.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that makes so much sense. So
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: just something to think about, you know, help out the dogs,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: help out the cats, help out the animals. In general.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: The world is full of nice people. If you can't
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: find one. You gotta be one.