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LET'S TALK UNUSUAL KINKS AND FETISHES! · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi everyone, Welcome to the latest episode of Call Me
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Mistress. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
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and today I've got with me my little sidekick Charles.
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Hello Perverge, good to see you again.
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I want to say Charo. You remember Charo?
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From 80's the chick with the yeah the hot.
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Chick, yes. Yeah, the 70s.
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Yeah, she was adorable and she's still fucking adorable.
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Nice. All right, Charles, now today we
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are going to talk again about fetishes and kinks.
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We stopped at D Should we finish with D or begin with E?
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Well, D begins with Dicks, so. Well, this is.
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Let's do it. Dracophilia, A fetish for
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Dragons. Fantasy fetish companies such as
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Bad Dragon make dragon dildos, including those that ejaculate.
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But I was thinking, well I've seen those dildos but there was
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an entire fetish dedicated to it.
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Oh yeah? Have you watched dragon porn?
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Have you watched? I have not.
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Yeah, there's a lot of people and they will want to get fucked
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with dragon dildos. I've seen those.
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Yeah, and then they have AI cartoon type porn and it's, you
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know, like anime almost, but you know, it's people getting fucked
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by Dragons. I saw tentacle porn once, yeah,
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just to to see what the hell it was and then OK teach his own.
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Yeah, I might check it out if I accidentally come across it.
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I did see blueberry porn one time.
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Yeah, have you seen an octopus shoved up a woman's pussy?
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So squid. Yeah, yeah, what the fuck are
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you and I doing watching Asian porn?
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It happens. You go, you go look for one
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thing you do, you fall down a rabbit hole.
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You do. You fall down really hard.
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I mean, you see, you see a blonde and a brunette going down
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at each other and then it's a all BBC gangbang.
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Yeah, with a short lady. And then it, it just morphs over
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into a, you know, my God. Why is she got squid in her
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pussy? Hey, who am I to question it?
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Yeah, I'm. I'm totally with you, but
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whatever. Alright, let's see elastophilia.
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Elastophilia. Elastophilia footage for
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stretchy materials including spandex, latex, and silicone.
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Oh. We know that.
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Yeah, it's very pretty. It is.
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And you, you do have a a thing for those sorts of pants.
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I do. And I'm so glad you do.
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I like PVC, but I, I love to have some rubber.
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I know dragonlings got a ton of rubber.
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Oh yeah, you know, and, but it requires more care.
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You have to get good quality or you know, it tears very easily,
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you know, but it's it's latex is sexy, PVC is sexy.
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The faux leather can be sexy, but it's not very eye-catching,
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no. I kind of like it, yeah.
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I mean, you like it, sure, but it's not like, poof, wow, you
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know? Yeah, you know, the shiny really
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stands out. It the shiny always stands out.
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OK, next electric play. OK, we've done a lot of that
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here. 10s units, Violet wands, that sort of thing.
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I'm not really into it as much these days.
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Yeah, but when I was younger I tried a lot of it.
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What was Ruby always getting you with?
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It wasn't a violent wand, but it was something like that.
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It was almost like a little bug zapper.
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Yeah. And she loved the head of my
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Dick with that thing. Yeah.
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And everything else she can get her hand on.
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And I forgot the name of it, but it was a a carbon blade that was
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attached to an electric device. And whenever she would touch you
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with it, it would shock you. I can't remember the name of
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that one though. I've used 10s units with the
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bands and the pads and the straps and some people can
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ejaculate from that. I never could.
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I could never get there with it. Did you see anybody?
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Oh fuck yeah, I've done it. I've used the pads multiple
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times on both sides of a Dick and they've came that way
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repeatedly. I have to try it again.
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Yeah, I think it's like a lot of other things, because I have to
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get close to ejaculating first, like for a prostate massage.
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Yeah, I had to get close on my own before I can do that.
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I was going to say that it more or less is like a vibration.
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I mean it's a contraction obviously, but but you never
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really get off to like vibrations.
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I think it doesn't do anything for me.
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Yeah. I think you were shocked with
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10s. It's like a thumping.
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Yeah. You know, it's like a pulse.
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It's just. Have you ever tried it on
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yourself like a 10S? I have I have I and I've used
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the 10s unit for years. I use it on my shoulder, it
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works pretty good. Yeah, but you have to be careful
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with it. Don't get a full power
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automatically. I did that once while holding
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the controller and it didn't work.
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And I'm like oh Oh no. And I didn't push the lead all
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the way in. So I pushed the lead and my arm
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started spiraling out of control while I was holding the fucking.
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Controller. Gripped, it feels funny
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community. Well, I'm sure the three
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students would have loved that. I'm sure they would have.
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Moving on. All right, enemas, Clispophilia.
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Lovely. Inserting a tube into the anus
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and using a liquid to clean out the rectum.
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God. Listen, lovely is not a
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adjective whatsoever. Describe enema that.
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That is never the adjective to use.
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OK, you're you're trying to suction out and flush shit out
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of your asshole. It is not lovely.
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Something you have to do. But yes, I have been to a
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dungeon. I have been to a dungeon where
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this was one of their big things and it was about the humiliation
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aspect of it. Because I had three women in a
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room giving me an enema and they basically watched me because I'm
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on all fours with this giant bag running into my butt.
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And it's a bit embarrassing. Well, when I was young, now I
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don't give a fuck, but at the time it was embarrassing.
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So, you know, and they would watch me go on the toilet and
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void my bowels and they did it over and over and over again
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before we did a lot of strap on play.
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So part of it was to get clean, but part of it was the
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humiliation part of it. Some people get off on it.
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It's like an entire thing, you know?
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You know, I can do a lot of things, but standing in a room
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smelling someone else's fecal matter is not on my list at all
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in life. Mine either.
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I guess we're getting. Picky and there's something
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about a guy shit that smells like shit and sweaty balls.
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There's nothing appealing about it.
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A Male shit smells worse than female shit.
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A. 100%. I've never really noticed. 100%.
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I haven't got around and investigated that, yeah.
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Because you got to think those balls are up against that
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asshole quite a bit. I'm going to take your word for
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this. I don't want to investigate.
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Yes, I think it's very true. Well, just for I'm not even
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going to mention this one. This is terrible.
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You don't need to mention anything with shit or enema
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that's. Why I just passed that good?
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Boy, good boy. OK, well this face sitting is
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the next one. They don't really have a fancy
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name for it and that's sad. I was hoping to learn a new
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term. I do like face sitting though.
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Everyone likes face setting. I would say that everyone
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there's a movie 1 Crazy Summer. Did you see that?
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No, the guy was buried on the beach up to his neck.
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OK. And then the guy, his friends
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left him. Yes, I remember that.
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Dude came up big. Dude.
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Yeah, on top of him and he started eating chicken and then
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beans and then he farted on the poor guy.
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Yes, and that would be a terrible face sitting adventure.
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Yeah, that would be horrible. You and leather pants or the
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spandex. Oh my God, a man's dream come
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true. I was going to say we do a lot
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of that, but as long as we have our clothes on, yeah, but.
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That's the fun part of it. It's the power thing.
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It is. There's other ways it can be fun
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too. Which of course you know that
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went to the letters and numbers. Are we next figging?
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We've talked about that before. Oh, we love figging.
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Who doesn't love figging? Or only a lot of people who had
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it shoved in them. I don't know.
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I liked it to a point, You know, you have to be in the right
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mindset for it. You know, I'm just wondering why
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they didn't call it gingering. The Brits, this is a Victorian
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thing, and they would stick to ginger root up their butt and
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then they would cane them or flog them because your butt
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cheeks would hold together and clench and it would make it
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hurt. But seriously, somebody figured
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this shit out. Somebody took a ginger root
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shoved up their ass was I guess human beings have been shoving
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things up their ass forever and they just figured out that this
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one burns. Ingenious.
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Well, yeah, thank you. I don't want to say that word,
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OK? No.
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Why frauding? Have you heard of that one?
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No, tell me. That is where two males wrote
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their penises together. I guess like tip to tip.
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I've seen a video of that before and I, okay, I've never done it.
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I don't know if you've ever seen it.
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They mentioned furries here and we've.
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I don't know about you're. You're going a little fast
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though. Let's let's go back up to
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rubbing, to the Frick, to Dick. I tried to is.
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It FRODDING. FROTTING, frotting.
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Frotting OK with AT. Yeah, frotting.
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OK to. Fraught and I've seen it where
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two males rubbed up penises together.
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I wonder how that would actually feel.
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Fraud. Would mean the tip of the penis
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feels really good. Yeah.
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So if another person had, you know, the same thing, it would
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be like, and you put two clitorises together, you know,
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same thing I guess, You know, you're just making each other
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feel good, I suppose. I've never done it.
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There was another one, I can't remember the name of it, but
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they would fraught and if they had foreskin they would pull the
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foreskin up over the other person's Dick.
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And they were. Seeing that OK, I have seen that
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I don't. Know if that was frauding, but
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it was something like it. I once met a gay man.
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I went to school with him, and he had told me that the thought
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of anal sex, either topping or bottoming, was completely
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unappealing to him. It was just the act that, you
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know, he wanted to be gay and he wanted to engage in, you know,
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some type of male sex. So he was actually talking about
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frauding, but he didn't say the word frauding.
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Instead, he said, I want to basically rub, rub Dicks
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together to try to come. And, you know, to this day, I
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think he's still a virgin. God bless him.
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OK. So I don't know how well that
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would work. I don't know I I would watch it
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if it happened. Fuck yeah.
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We'll both watch that. In fact, we're going to make
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some dudes do it. That's what we're going to do.
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There you go. Would it have to be a wreck?
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Why I don't? Know I don't know well.
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Maybe you don't mean you still feel with your Dick even if it's
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not a wreck. But you couldn't do the the
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having sex with the foreskin, you know that?
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No, you couldn't do it. We'd have to find a very special
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candidate for that, but fuck it, I'll watch.
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Yeah, there's very little I won't watch.
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Let's see. Oh, here's a nice one.
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The the fantasy name for group sex is polyterophilia.
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OK, that's it. Just a fancy name for group sex.
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All right. And why not?
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Sex with two people is fun. If you're gonna have 15, good
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for you. Absolutely.
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Yeah. I remember a lady that I had met
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a year ago and she told me that back in the 90s, a bunch of her
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friends, she said there was 10 to 15 of them, they would all
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get together once a month and have group sex.
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Nice. That's that's very nice.
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Good for them. Yeah.
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This particular page I'm going to skip over the HS.
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You're not going. To OK, there's.
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Some legality except for hypnotism.
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OK the hypnotism is the safest one I can talk about is the
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other ones are. Wow what a little list they have
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here. Yeah, a lot of guys want to be
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hypnotized. It's the control thing really.
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Lose control. We have somebody, especially a
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hot awesome dominatrix that I'm looking at, reprogram your
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brain. Thank you to fix the problems
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that bug her. Yeah, well, I think that the
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concept of hypnotism is ideal. However, not everyone can be
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hypnotized. Yeah, it depends on how, how
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well and how malleable your brain is to be receptive to it.
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But you know. Ohh.
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It's always going to try, yeah. What's that?
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Sorry, I read ahead. I saw that.
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You're getting excited. Intercrural and interfemoral
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sex. OK.
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That is when you put a penis between somebody'd thighs and
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pump away. You did that.
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Yeah, I did. You did.
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We got a video of that. I've done calves, I have done
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lower thighs, I haven't done upper thighs, but I didn't know
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that was a word for it there. There's a slang term for it that
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I can't recall, but so how did? How did you like that when we
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did? That I like it.
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It's yeah. I've watched videos of it and it
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just looks hot for some reason. I guess it's like an ultimate
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form of safe sex, but. You did it and.
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You feel good. OK, that's what I'm asking.
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Oh yeah, as long as you're lubed up, yeah, you can hurt me.
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Dig against anything you know but it.
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It's kind of hot though, you know?
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And I like legs. Yeah, why not?
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You were watching that made it 10 times hotter.
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I was filming it, yeah, it was great.
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Fuck, it's nice. Yeah, I think I've done calves.
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They've also had people that do like the butt crack, where they
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slide up and down inside the crack and oh, it's a thigh job.
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That's what it was called. Quite funny.
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That's awesome. I liked it.
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That's awesome they had a name for it.
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Jay. Jerk off instructions.
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Pretty self-explanatory. Oh, absolutely.
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I think you should do a video of that just by yourself.
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I think the. I know you always say that.
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Oh, you have a great voice, and I think you're going to get a
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lot of people who want to hear that.
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All right. You can give a little sample
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right now if you wanted to. Oh, all right.
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Since we are on Jay. I think you're just horny,
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Charles. Well, I like your voice.
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Yeah, so you just want to like grab your cock and start
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stroking it and grab the head of it.
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I think the fellows liked it. They might.
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Let's. Just comment in the section that
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they want more. I think they could have 1/2 hour
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on this shit. They could.
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OK, where was I? OK, well, I think you're
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extremely partial. No, you have a great voice.
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Well. Thank you.
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OK, here's interesting to God. Can you pronounce this Cato
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Tronophilia? OK.
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A fetish for having sex in front of mirrors.
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All right, I've done this. Yeah, right.
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OK, I didn't know there's a fetish for that, but I've done
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it. Did you like it?
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Yes, well, I like looking at whoever I'm with, looking at
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myself, have sex is like, yeah, just always looks weird seeing
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yourself on camera, you know, But watching like a partner at
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different angles and a mirror is kind of hot.
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You know, I had this hotel room one time.
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They had mirrors everywhere, all around the room.
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That was interesting. But distracting is a good word
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is I enjoyed it. Do you like?
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I yeah, I think it's neat. I funny story, I think I was
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about 17 or 18 and my parents best friend, they had asked me
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to come over and work on their computer.
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Mm hmm. And it was in their bedroom.
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Oh, oh, and I'm like, oh, you know, sure, no big deal.
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I didn't. I didn't put two and two
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together. Yeah, I'm.
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Doing it, you know, and my mother had always told me that
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they were huge perverts. Oh, you know, And I'm like, oh,
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come on, not them. And I went.
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In them. And I asked them and I went in
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and they had a mirror for every fucking wall.
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And I was like, she's like, you know, you gotta, you gotta fix
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my computer. I've I've gotta go on webcam
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tonight. I'm like, what?
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And this is when webcam, like, first came out.
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And I'm like, do what? And she's like, Oh yeah, you
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know, we're going to have sex. And you see, we, we point the
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camera up to the mirror on the ceiling.
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And I looked at the ceiling and I was like, it was a full
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fucking mirror. Nice.
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Covering the entire length of their bed.
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I mean, all the fucking mirrors they had in their room.
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It was, yeah. It was to be honest, you were
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not disgusted. No, I wasn't disgusted at all.
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I was just like, yeah, whatever floats your boat.
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Nice. But they were kind of like a
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second mom and dad to me, so it was still.
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Like it made that little weird. Yeah, it was a little weird, but
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it was still like, oh, good for them.
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You know, I hope everybody's doing something, yeah.
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Everybody's not, though, Charles.
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I don't know. That's why they're miserable.
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I think everybody needs a little something.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So hey, if I walk in on, you know, my my neighbor's doing
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something. Rock on, bro.
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Good for you. Yeah, and speaking good for you,
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Corona, Philia, a sexual fascination with Thunder and
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lightning, I guess, like people that have have sex and
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thunderstorms or rainstorms outside.
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Never done it myself, have you? I have.
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Oh, you like it? I did well.
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Very nice. Whether the lightning flashing
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and it shows the skin. Yeah, it was sexy, OK.
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I've got a nice image of my mind now.
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Yeah, it was sexy. Kaguru, Kaguru me the fetish is
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wearing anime mask. OK, I don't think I've seen
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that. I've seen the anime wigs.
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I have an existing a mask. OK.
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OK, well I'm moving. I have no knowledge of this.
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Well, OK, this is where Barbie would come into play.
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Yeah, because she's very familiar with anime.
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OK. But you know, anime in general,
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it's kind of like a generalization of different
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characters. So I mean I put like furries in
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that category. OK, I've seen two different
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things but. OK.
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See, furries like just a stuffed animal costume, right?
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Or just the the face, you know. But I mean if it's anime maybe
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they just mean like the character.
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So I'm thinking the Sailor Moon, but maybe that's not.
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Maybe that's too general. Don't see the Sailor Moon
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outfits and they're cute. Yeah, but OK, I think we we need
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people in our 20s for this one. We do we.
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Do the other key is knife play I'm.
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Going to tell you a Sailor Moon story though after this.
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Oh, you don't want to share it with the?
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Crowd. Oh no, it's funny.
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You'll like it. What that means, people, is is
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really dirty. OK, you've talked about this one
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before. Lactation.
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I think the real word was lactophilia.
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Yeah, Look, one second when we get to the ills.
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Wikipedia has a lovely list. And by the way, fetishes are
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actually called paraphilias. That's right.
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Yeah, it's called lactophilia. OK.
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OK, I've never done it. All the kinky women you've
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fucked and you have not sucked on a titty with milk.
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I've sucked on plenty of titties but nobody and even the pregnant
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woman I I had sex with her once. She wasn't lactating yet.
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I've never had a lactating experience.
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Poor, poor Charles. I I don't feel poor for this.
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Really. Not really, I would.
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Have thought you'd been down with that.
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If somebody whipped out a titty and said here try it, I'll do
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it. But it never has been on the
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list and go out and try it. It just, it hasn't.
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The opportunity hasn't arisen and I've never been, God, I've
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got to go do this, you know, it's just it hasn't been there.
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Gotcha. Have you seen it in person?
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There was a girl that came to the dungeon one evening and we
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were having a gathering and I had just gone to bed and she was
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talking about needing to express her breasts.
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She had had a baby and you know she was full.
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So anyway someone suggested, well hey, can we all try it?
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OK, so she was filling up little shot glasses for everyone to
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drink her breast milk. Yeah, I'd probably do it, yeah,
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but I don't know if I'd regret it after.
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I don't feel great thinking about it now.
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Well, as I told you, my very dear friends, we live next door
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together for almost 20 years. You remember this story and you
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know it's just a simple fact of I.
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I never ate this woman's food because I never trusted her and
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her kids, you know, they weren't trust their Mama but ultimately
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she was thawing out her daughters breast milk and
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putting it in their. Food.
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Yeah, the macaroni and cheese. I remember that.
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Twice baked potatoes. Pancakes.
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Yeah. OK, not to change the subject.
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Ohh yeah, actually tied into it. Yum Yum.
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I'm going to really destroy the pronunciation of this word.
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OK, I do it. My SC Ophelia Sexual attractant
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sexual attraction to pregnant women or giving birth I get any
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of the guys with the Prego fantasies the pregnant.
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Lady Mike Tyson has a a pregnant woman fantasy.
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OK, a big fetish. He was doing an interview with
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Eminem, and he specifically said, yeah, I remember when I
21:01
was chronically masturbating to all these pregnant women, and
21:06
I'm not doing the Mike Tyson imitation, but I love this man.
21:09
I like Tyson. And I love the way he talks
21:12
because to me, he's adorable. But yeah, he's a scary
21:16
motherfucker. But he was talking to Eminem and
21:19
he was just like, man, you know, when I was going through this,
21:21
he's like, I was chronically masturbating to pregnant women
21:26
and, and Eminem's face was like in complete shock.
21:32
Friends of mine really like pregnant women because they say
21:35
it feels warmer. And my wonderful thing is 1, You
21:38
know, she puts out two. You don't have to use birth
21:41
control because damage done. Yeah.
21:45
Done. My God you're you're ruining
21:50
your glowing personality right there.
21:52
Well, it's it's. True, she's already done.
21:54
You don't want to wear a condom, but don't want to get somebody
21:57
pregnant? She's already pregnant.
21:58
Yeah, you know. Yeah.
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Baby's already in there. It doesn't work, you know?
22:02
Yeah. Busted some guys today.
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They always said it was warmer. I couldn't tell the difference.
22:06
Maybe they were full of shit. I think they're full of shit.
22:09
Yeah, so teachers all know Yeah, it just never really has been a
22:13
rude that. Or their Dick was bigger and
22:14
going deeper inside Charles I. Don't care what they're doing,
22:18
I'm OK with my little wee speaking in which let's go ahead
22:22
and get it back to crazy masculine Leo OK fetish
22:27
dedicated to armpits including kissing, licking and smelling.
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Oh, we have someone enjoy the. Armpit before.
22:33
I bet you have. Because why not?
22:35
Why not? Did you like it?
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Yeah, because it was different. OK, but the look on her face was
22:40
the best because she was like what the fuck are we doing?
22:45
Well, I love that look. Yeah, that's why I checked the
22:48
item up my little list and moved on.
22:50
But why not? Well, yeah, you know, there's a
22:54
guy that he likes to come just for a woman in like a crop top
23:00
and shorts so he can lick and sniff their armpits.
23:03
I could see licking. He loves.
23:05
It it depends on the woman. It's not like I just want to go
23:08
at random. Yeah, but like, yeah, if you
23:10
lifted your arm. Oh my God, yeah, in a second.
23:13
But I couldn't see licking a hairy armpit.
23:15
Yeah, the teachers on. Actually, I know there's a
23:20
fetish towards sexual Bush, toward pubic hair.
23:23
It's on one of the other. I'll get to that in a minute
23:26
when we get closer to that. This is cool.
23:30
Make an Ophelia. OK, Sexual attraction and
23:33
arousal by machines. While other fetishes objectify
23:35
robots and there's actually a robophilia, that's where
23:39
attraction to robots. This can include a wider
23:41
variety, and it may also go along with the desire to have
23:44
sex in or on a machine. This is a car, bike or plane.
23:47
A lot of people love cars. Like having sex in the back of a
23:50
69 Camaro. Nice.
23:52
Or some women like Harley's, you know, and people are part of the
23:55
Mile High Club, you know, because of planes.
23:58
So apparently some people are attracted to the machines.
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But you have plenty of machines in your dungeon.
24:03
Oh indeed. I taught you one, you have a
24:05
motor, Bony, there's two fucking machines, there's a sliding
24:09
fucking chair. There's all kind of implements
24:11
down there, definitely. So come on down if you want to
24:13
have sex with a machine. Well, I was going to say, I was
24:17
watching this demo and they were showing how well they're making
24:23
these sex dolls so robotic. Oh yeah, it's incredible.
24:27
Some of them are giving blowjobs.
24:29
I don't one of them, I can't remember the company, but they
24:33
they've included AI. Yeah.
24:35
And this fucking thing would get jealous if you look at another
24:38
woman, like on TV or in a magazine, and she'll quit
24:41
talking to you. And I'm thinking, guys, what the
24:43
fuck are you thinking about? Yeah, why?
24:46
This perfect thing. Yeah, why would they ruin it?
24:48
And. Then you fucked it up.
24:49
Idiots. I guess they wanted people would
24:50
have the real experience. No bad, shame on you.
24:53
No, they want a sexy fantasy. I've heard you wanted your
24:56
podcast that women, some male robots, get some diversity out
25:00
there and you're good. You should.
25:02
They should have robot. Yeah.
25:04
And honestly, the male sex dolls, they don't look like a
25:08
dude. They're not putting a lot of
25:10
effort in they're. Not putting a lot of effort into
25:12
it. OK, I haven't seen a lot.
25:14
They really aren't you. You need to look at them.
25:16
They look like an oversized GI Joe from the 60s.
25:19
Yeah, it's just, it's terrible. They could do better.
25:22
They could do way better they. Could do like an Elvis elbow
25:25
model. You know, that was.
25:28
Yeah, Elvis. I, you know, I was thinking like
25:30
a Ryan Reynolds. Oh, yeah.
25:33
Ryan Gosling. Oh.
25:34
A Deadpool. Give somebody, yeah, and they
25:36
need to put like fucking real human hair on them, not fucking
25:40
synthetic shit hair, OK? Yeah, I haven't been close to 1.
25:44
I honestly have. I like one just for the hell of
25:47
it. Yeah, but man, some of these
25:49
things are high. Oh, they're crazy.
25:51
I remember years ago there was an actual brothel in South Korea
25:57
that had all real dolls. And I don't know if it's still
26:00
open or not, but I, I, I would actually go to one of those
26:02
places just to try it because some of the, the fancier models
26:07
are thousands of dollars. I think they got some cheap ones
26:09
from under 1000. Now they do, but you know, I'm
26:12
sure they're getting good. When I was in New York two years
26:16
ago, I was looking on Craigslist and they were selling, you know,
26:20
different people. They're used sex dolls.
26:22
OK, Yeah, they're real dolls. I think some of them have
26:26
detachable vaginas now. They do.
26:28
OK, we got way off topic, do we? No, why not?
26:31
We're just we're talking about real dolls and robots.
26:33
Why? Not if anybody has one that
26:34
donates to the dungeon. Yeah, all donations are
26:37
accepted. Absolutely.
26:38
I'll do the cleaning. Right, Charles, we got room for
26:43
one more. Yes, let's make it a good one.
26:46
Yes, make it a good one. Well.
26:48
Since we're recording Mix Ophelia OK, never heard of this
26:52
one. I never heard of the name, but
26:54
certainly a kink related to watching yourself having sex.
26:57
Recording sex and mirrors are two way to enjoy this kink.
27:01
A lot of people have been on recordings.
27:03
I don't know the name, but Mix Ophelia.
27:05
OK, we learned something new. Well, whatever floats their boat
27:10
or their little perversion boats.
27:13
I love it. But I'm looking forward to this
27:16
week. Liv is going to come back
27:18
tomorrow and people are lining up.
27:21
Oh, here's a perfect one to leave on.
27:23
All right, perfect one. Narrativefilia Affair is shared
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by those who enjoy telling and listening to dirty stories,
27:30
talking about sex, or incorporating dirty talk into
27:32
sex. Well, there we go.
27:34
That's better. We do that all the time.
27:38
We have a listener and I can't recall his name.
27:43
He posted and commented on the on the episode that I just, oh,
27:50
it was the asylum that I had read.
27:53
And he said he's listened to it repeatedly.
27:55
OK. So I'm glad they love it.
27:57
I'm glad they enjoy it. Yeah, the guys that listen to
28:00
you and can ejaculate just from your voice.
28:02
I'm very envious of that little talent.
28:06
Was that fellow Tony in New York?
28:08
Tony. Yeah, we love Tony, he wrote me
28:10
recently. So got to love Tony.
28:12
I hope he's keeping a a thing of paper towels in his truck.
28:15
Absolutely good for him. Here's that you, Tony, and until
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then, thanks for listening. This has been the latest episode
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of Call Me Mistress.