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Episode 74: 99 Chinese Balloons Go By · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do. What it do it is your boy,
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  Andrew Schultz, AKA mr. Goody Two-Shoes and who am I
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  with Joseph? Huggins AKA old man.
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  Huggy talk shit or get off the pot?
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  Pie episode 75? Oh these 99 Chinese balloons?
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  Go by. Welcome motherfuckers.
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  Yeah I I use a job. I'm a win.
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  I won't lose like this. Hey yeah.
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  Yeah. I want to sing the 99 you know,
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  99 like red balloons or whatever.
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  But like I don't feel like I could do it and not have it be
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  like if I tried to sing it in like an Asian accent, it would
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  be wildly inappropriate. So I think I can do that.
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  Well, you get to welcome. You could do the German accent
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  like, you know, the Original Gangster.
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  Yeah, you could. But I mean.
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  Yeah, that's true. I mean, I guess yeah.
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  I don't know. I guess I just wanted to do and
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  socially unacceptable, Asia. Except but 74 99.
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  Chinese balloons. Who's been a crazy couple of
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  days hating me, he was using kidding me.
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  Was that the name of the first episode third?
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  Okay, so I had to like, cut you out because whenever I'm home
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  alone, but he let me. What do you like jelly from Full
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  House? Can I do know?
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  Because I have I have you I think I've talked about this
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  before, but like my big like my screen to my right is fucking
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  huge. It's like a 34 inch Ultra wide
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  it's like curved and then I have this vertical screen in front of
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  me and then pretty soon. I'll have a third vertical
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  screen. They'll be behind me.
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  Well because I mean I have you up I have the notes up but I
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  have to put you on full screen so if I don't cover it with like
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  the Discord server and just nonsense then it's like I'm I
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  have a little version of us and I've this mega version and I end
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  up staring at it. So I have to like turn it off or
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  cover it to divert my attention a lot of shit man.
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  It takes a lot made man I guess. Get why you'd want to start the
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  big one because you know I'm a good-looking podcaster ain't
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  trying to flex. Yeah, that's it.
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  That's what it is. That's exactly what that's
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  right. Well I have you been man.
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  You doing good little late today.
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  Yeah that was a caught up in a poker tournament that lasted
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  longer than I thought. Hmm.
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  But I won that. That's a guy was like that's a
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  good thing normally that means you win, right?
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  Or you were like you at least make money if it lasts longer
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  than you thought. Yeah.
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  Well, the top 3 One and we're down to the final four whenever
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  we were supposed to start. But I cleaned that up.
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  You know, that is okay. Okay, one for a listeners, I
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  guess nobody knows this but every time we do the shows like
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  I get on and I have like things prepped and you get things prep
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  and then like both of our cameras are off.
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  So at one point I was sitting here and I just turned my camera
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  off and you joined, and then turned yours on and then off,
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  I'm like, I saw you for a second, it was super weird but
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  that, like I said, that happens on this.
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  Mega display by me. So I was like doing typing shit
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  out and I'm like, wait what? And I just you know I didn't
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  maybe I did so the trip. Well I mean my the video comes
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  on automatically whenever I login so really gives me the
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  all. Yes.
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  Yeah. It's your yes.
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  Your meeting Turn. The Tick-Tock camera on.
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  I got shit to say. Amen.
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  Not in won't abandon State because Greg Abbott was like,
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  I'm gonna ban Tick-Tock in Texas, if you work for the
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  government. But I'm going to make it sound
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  Broad and general is fuck to freak people out.
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  There was also a picture of him and he's put tweeted a video of
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  him at the border where they're putting up this big fence and
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  it's fucking stupid because he has this little sign next to
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  him. It's like secure in the Border,
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  but I mean, it's like little like a little, like British
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  license plate, or some shit. Like, is this little skinniest
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  thing. He's just like sitting there and
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  the whole time I'm watching this video, I just want one of those
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  to this like hmm. Like just like oh no, I'm like
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  they Get them out of way, out of the way and go.
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  Oh, he was sitting there. That's a good woman.
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  That doesn't sound like him. My sleep at the wheels asleep,
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  at the wheels. It's like Greg at it.
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  Yeah, no. Here not, you know, that I
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  totally off topic and not an article.
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  We are today. He announced that a, he's
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  building more border wall and that he's he's Banning Tick-Tock
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  if you work. It sounded Statewide but it's
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  just a few work for the government.
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  Yeah. Well, small government, right?
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  Yeah. And the Chinese Hoon is just
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  going to bring Tick, Tock to you as a thought.
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  Balloon is very. I'm going to tell you right now.
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  It all ties together, man. You get the balloon you got
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  Tick-Tock, you got Putin, you got 19 cc 90.
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  Come on man, people put it together, man.
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  Come on. Oh my God.
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  I know we'll get into that. You're enjoying my Saturday.
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  A conspiracy theory group hosted at the Cracker Barrel.
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  You know I'm saying? Go figure, guess where it is.
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  Good Gun Barrel, Texas, baby. So come on out, but now that
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  because The Cracker Barrel doesn't have wheelchair access
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  so you can't even go. You just like know they do know
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  because I mean I've like think the last Cracker Barrel I went
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  to was like attached to a gas station.
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  I don't know. I was in like a scary part of
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  town or it was in close enough proximity to a gas station.
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  You would assume they were attached but like maybe they
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  weren't, I don't know. Like a in X and accessible, Ali
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  existed between the two and they definitely had, you know,
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  wheelchair access. So I've seen it.
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  Greg Abbott puts the Hacker in Cracker Barrel.
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  I wonder if he's a huge advocate for wheelchair access.
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  I feel like you would be not because that makes him look
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  weak. It's so bush-league to make fun
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  of them, but like he's such a talking about.
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  Well, I mean, I'm not trying to, you know, we don't want it like,
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  besmirch his disabilities, people with disabilities, that's
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  difficult, but he's like a dick and I'm happy, I'm not
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  besmirching people with disabilities.
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  I'm besmirching ready yet? Who happens.
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  Happens to be disability. Okay, that makes sense.
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  Okay, that's fair enough. It would be actually offencive
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  if we pulled punches and making fun of him because he was
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  disabled, like, I'm treating him like a, just a normal asshole.
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  Okay, that's fair. That's fair.
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  Going above belt below belt. It doesn't matter because he's
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  just a douche, that's fair. Okay?
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  I feel better about it now. Okay, thank you for that.
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  You don't get a pass because they're disabled Yeah.
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  If you're a dick, your dick. Yeah, that is true.
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  That is extremely true touche. Yeah, I'm woke.
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  All right. Yeah that's just did based.
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  So as we do y'all, we start with therapy questions.
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  Now Joseph here we go. Therapy.
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  Question number one. What movie would be greatly
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  improved if it was made into a musical.
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  I do movies that could be improved.
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  If they weren't like Greece would be like, hardcore to be
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  like fights and I'll go if there was no music.
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  There's so many topics in Greece, Greece 1 and 2.
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  That if it's not a musical it's like arguably the most
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  inappropriate movie that's ever existed.
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  That movie would be like rated are potentially NC-17.
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  Especially the second one. That's funny because the movie
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  that I have also Stars, John Travolta What is a Faceoff?
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  Banana, awesome. Yeah, I just like a great a
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  great movie and its own, right? But imagine if Pulp Fiction was
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  a musical, You know, because like that would be like if Matt
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  Stone and Trey Parker wrote that before Quentin Tarantino did
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  they would probably would have made it a musical right?
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  And like there's like you know when like Travolta's like on the
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  hair and when he's dancing and like and there's just so many
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  and then the keys dance with Uma Thurman like you know, like
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  there's like there's already like musical.
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  Like the soundtrack is like fire.
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  So yeah. And you would it would be
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  something where like maybe they would be like singing but no one
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  else would hear them because it would be in their own head but
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  they'd be able. To hear each other and and all
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  that some Tarantino shit. They like, I could hear you, I
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  can't hear you, yeah. Tarantino get on a musical.
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  What are you doing with your now that I say it though, like, like
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  that, that collab face off, Nicolas Cage.
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  And John Travolta would be an epic musical.
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  Who am I? Where is my face?
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  Like, it'd be like absurd, put his face on me or I'll kill you.
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  I can eat a peach for hours. Hello, my name is Castor Troy.
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  Oh, I'm gonna pretend like that's my boy.
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  I'm actually a good guy but I'm really bad.
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  Oh man, I miss being a real dad but it didn't take away my scar
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  and I really like the whole, dude, that would be epic if
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  faith. I was a musical.
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  Oh, my God. I think it's like, bear sounds
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  like I want you to take his face.
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  Face off and I watched that movie recently.
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  It's so bad. That it's good.
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  It's so good. It's not bad.
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  It is just good. Yeah.
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  But it was at that point where they were like, hey, we can do
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  cool shit and action movies and make slow mo look like more
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  poetic. That's a John, Woo, a John Woo
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  movie, where he was just like, oh, we're gonna hang out on the
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  boat. I'm gonna shoot you with a
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  Harpoon Gun like that movie was fun.
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  Gettin wild. And that's like that was Peak
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  Nicolas Cage Face Off The Rock because the rock was insane to.
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  They're just like, driving on are cognac, on are Peak, Nick
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  Cage was wild? I don't think they're right.
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  I don't think that there is a peak Nic cage because he's never
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  come down from his Peak true. But I'd say like mainstream
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  Blockbuster, like you would be like, who are the top actors?
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  You like, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Nicolas Cage.
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  Now he does awesome stuff, but he does like really cool.
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  Like more artsy pieces, he has Indie stuff or he does a lot of
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  cool stuff that you normally wouldn't see him do.
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  And then he's like a movie where he plays himself.
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  Like, that's even better. Like he's like, but now it's
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  because he can't get out of it, like a big rolling, but he was
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  literally the highest paid actor at one point in the entire
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  world. No no no.
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  It's that's all I'm saying is like box like this?
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  Like that. Was that like when he was
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  highest-paid, that's like Peak. That's what I'm saying is like,
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  but he'll still do stuff. He commands a big big thing but
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  he's way too choosy. And he does weird projects and
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  off-the-wall stuff like the color of night or I mean a
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  definition was weekend. It will ease or night-night.
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  It will ease with. It's a horror movie where he
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  doesn't say anything. He says, no words that whole
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  movie, Just chug soda plays a pinball machine and kills
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  fucking evil possessed. Animatronic.
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  Like, you know, his case, you know, they had like like an
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  entire script for him and he was like probably just difficulties
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  like, no, I'm not going to say a fucking word in the movie deal
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  with it. I'm Nick Cage.
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  I have a, I bought a dinosaur egg for four million and then
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  went bankrupt because I'm Nick Cage.
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  And I like rebounded, hard, like he's like if he's a cameo in
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  anything, it's great. He's just funny.
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  He's like, he's becoming, he's become a character.
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  He's become a caricature of himself.
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  I know there for like you and he's like, it's come full circle
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  where he's okay with it. And we've accepted it and like
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  he's back, but I was never like down.
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  I was always like, dude, he's crushing it, I fucking loved him
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  and then he didn't know what National Treasure and then it
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  just cut us and that's what I was going to tell you.
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  Did you know that he was at the January 6 Insurrection.
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  And he just wanted to infiltrate the capital so he could get some
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  like, artwork that had like some secrets in it.
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  I sure. Do you say it was Tom Hanks, was
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  there you just happened to be there?
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  He was chasing. He worked for the Vatican and
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  buried underneath the Capitol Building to unlock the keys to
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  time. He convinced Trump to incite,
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  the, the Insurrection so that he could just use it as cover.
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  So, you can go get the secrets. Talk about a good Multiverse
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  Cameo. If you have like something like
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  that where that version of Tom Hanks and someone else like they
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  like jump universes and those that was like the universe or
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  National Treasure actually happened.
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  Be funny or you got all them in that character in the same room
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  and Mark Wahlberg for like Uncharted it was all okay, what
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  are you doing? One for Treasure?
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  Oh you're talking about Tom Hanks in The DaVinci Code?
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  It's like you can't buried something underneath the Capitol
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  building and I'm happened. I had to be here on January 6th.
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  There's a flaw because it's all about the Catholic church and
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  they don't believe that multiverses.
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  So I'm just imagining him explaining in character from
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  like Angels and Demons. And stuff for he's, like, on
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  some like, for Chambord, trying to like infiltrate, a white
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  supremacist group, so he can go to the Capitol and break in and
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  like steal some and he's like trying to explain it and he's
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  like labbing hardcore overnight. This is the first time I've ever
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  heard about Cuban on was my coworker and her cubicle like
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  three. Cubicles down was like, Tom
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  Hanks is a pedophile and I was like on the phone and I like got
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  up and like what the fuck did you just say?
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  And then she's like, oh yeah. Oh yeah.
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  And then, and this is like going to that whole that.
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  Yeah, that was a very beginning though.
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  Like, you know, like what before kid on was like mainstream, I'm
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  like, and I'm like, what are you talking about?
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  And then I found out. Like, I went down that Hall.
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  Well, yeah, we don't want to dive too deep into it because
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  they'll get but it's just it's just funny because fuck, ya
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  know. The insurrectionists are like
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  you and on supporters so they're not so they don't want Tom Hanks
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  like, you know, Rollin Rollin deep with them.
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  Oh, no definitely. But in this it'd be Tom Hanks is
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  carrying. Yeah.
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  Obviously they would be like, hey, get out of here and they
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  case indicates you didn't indicate they wouldn't like your
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  leather jacket. So cool.
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  Where'd you get? But it's boss Raptor and I'm
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  Gone in 60 Seconds and look over and then there'd be what's her
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  name. Angelina Jolie Angelina Jolie
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  with her white dreads. Oh yeah.
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  Ever bought on DVD paid 50 bucks for it.
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  Fast and furious does Angelina Jolie get shit for cultural
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  appropriation for having the dreads.
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  I don't think so that was before.
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  That was a big deal. So no one brought it up, but in
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  hindsight retro in retrospect that's like, you know that's
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  kind of well my quite real perspiration.
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  My boy on a Bad Grandpa. He like rock cornrows and he So
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  much shit like to this day. He has to like apologize, even
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  though he was playing the fucking character on a movie.
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  Yeah. But there was a period of time
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  where like I think everybody we grew up with it.
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  Some point had cornrows if they were when they went.
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  So I'm not guys but girls when they went and they come back
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  from spring break, like yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  I went to the Bahamas. My dad took me there and I got
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  this henna tattoo and it's like, we're eight.
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  What are you gonna henna tattoo? Who are you?
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  Parents. What are you doing?
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  I don't know. Like a braids.
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  Put a Storm from X-Men tattoo. I had a like, a temporary one.
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  I had them. Put it on my ass cheek.
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  When I was like seven, it's a temp tattoo and that's stormed
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  out. It wasn't me.
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  That's basically henna tattoo, right?
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  No, I think it lasts longer but Hannah's do.
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  I mean well it on my ass cheek, probably lasted a while, I don't
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  know. And it was I mean I never saw
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  it. I never saw when it disappeared,
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  you know, it's just gone. It was probably gone pretty
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  quickly. It might still be there really
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  like look at my ass like you know, I can't see, it was meant
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  to be temporary and became permanent.
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  Well, you know, you could do worse.
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  You could have worse X-Men. That's true.
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  I was like, really, I was really into her.
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  I mean, you always had a thing for chocolate, I He brings the
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  storm and then and then I'll say, well, that that may take a
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  while because it ended up being Halle Berry so that aged.
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  Well yeah and the Nick Cage comes in as the weatherman, you
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  know? To bring It full circle and
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  should. All right therapy question
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  number two. What would be the creepiest
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  thing you could say, while passing a stranger on the
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  street, See, I like I've had this Theory, I've tested out
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  things or it's like there's certain things that you could
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  say that would be creepy if you drop them in, just casual
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  conversation. Like we were talking and I was
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  like, oh man, you should really like use that extra blanket.
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  Next to your chair when you sleep because you always look
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  super cold, Right? That makes you pause like, wait.
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  I'm talking about. I'm talking about a stranger,
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  but I so you could say something like that to a stranger like
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  walking by. I mean, you'd be like, I see,
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  you'd have to like try to get come up with something.
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  That was, I've done this, I've done this before.
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  Okay. Okay.
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  At so, I'm walking by a stranger and I just go, I was thinking
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  the exact same thing and then it's keep in this.
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  Keep walking. That's pretty weird.
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  Yeah, I know and creepy. Yeah, that's pretty good.
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  The make some pause and think for a second.
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  Yeah, sure. Yeah.
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  I mean, you don't know what to say to that.
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  Yeah, yeah, good because I don't, I don't need a rebuttal.
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  I'm just here to fuck your day up.
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  Yeah, that'd be weird touche. Yeah, yeah.
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  I don't know what else you could say.
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  That would really be creeped out of them like like and I'll be
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  like basic surface level shit like I'm watching.
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  Yeah. Just walk away.
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  It's you have to be super obscure that it didn't make
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  sense that would make them uncomfortable and Confused or
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  it'd have to be something spot on.
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  Like yours is good because it's generic and Broad so it just
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  makes them pause no matter what or otherwise we really spot-on.
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  Yeah where you just think you're being followed?
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  Are you busy? Yeah.
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  And that or like you're being followed meet me at the park
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  there's this really good. It's one of my favorite Clips.
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  It's Eric, Andre clip and they would just get people coming out
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  of the fucking like grocery store and they'd walk out and
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  it'd be like a news crew there just be like 15 people with
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  cameras and microphones like rushing somebody maybe like, is
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  it true? Is it true?
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  Are the pictures real? People are like, what like what
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  is going on and then Hannibal Buress would sweep out of
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  nowhere and be like, hey, back up, get away from my client.
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  And it would be like what? And then just be like Shouting
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  random shit at these people, but it started off like, is it true?
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  And to stick a microphone on their face and they have like 15
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  cameras like it's TMZ. Another, what is what true are
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  the rumors? Are they true?
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  That were the pictures real man. Are they real Point Blank?
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  Another thing I've done before another thing I've done before
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  which you know, this is like adjacent to creepy.
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  You go up and you up and mistake somebody for an ugly celebrity.
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  Felix, take them for an ugly celebrity.
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  Okay? Yeah.
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  Like, are you Mama Jim, like when like, Are you Mama G?
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  That would offend anybody? You think I'm a good scare?
• 20:05
  Fuck. You Gilbert Godfrey Gilbert
• 20:07
  Godfrey. Yeah.
• 20:10
  Yeah. There's so many does a Gerald
• 20:11
  Houston. He walks up to random people and
• 20:13
  he's like, hey, oh shit, two chains.
• 20:15
  And it's like some random person, Arby's like, dude.
• 20:17
  Get the fuck away from well, that's that's like it was that
• 20:20
  person white because anybody does to hurt anyone.
• 20:24
  Help us name at random people. No, I'm just saying like me go.
• 20:26
  Up to a black person and confusing them for, like, a
• 20:28
  rapper would be like problematic.
• 20:31
  But yeah, that what could be the well, they could go.
• 20:34
  They'd either laughs, get really mad or they wouldn't correct you
• 20:38
  and he's like, yeah, yeah. What's up on my picture, dog,
• 20:41
  like that? That's another thing.
• 20:43
  Because like, I've had so way back in the day I was at work.
• 20:46
  One time in these, super drunk college girls is in Austin, and
• 20:50
  these frat, dudes are sitting there and some aviators, and I
• 20:53
  was just like, drinking a margarita or something.
• 20:55
  At the bar by myself. Myself and this dude comes up
• 20:58
  and he's like, hey man, like your Lenny Kravitz, right.
• 21:01
  Because like my my girls are freaking out, we want to buy you
• 21:04
  a drink and buy. You a shot, is that cool?
• 21:06
  And I work with the person across from me at the bar.
• 21:08
  They look at me and I'm like, hey man, I'm just like trying to
• 21:11
  be left alone, but if you want to buy me like a shot or
• 21:14
  something, I appreciate their like hell.
• 21:16
  Yeah, dude. And then, so they bought me one
• 21:18
  at the bar and then when the table was like, yeah.
• 21:21
  And I was like, what do you know what the American woman?
• 21:24
  Yeah. I was like, what?
• 21:26
  Like this? What it was weird because so
• 21:28
  much older than us. What are you talking like?
• 21:30
  That's exactly what I'm saying. I was like how could you confuse
• 21:33
  me for the bottom black didn't crack man?
• 21:35
  Well this was back in I was probably like twenty two, twenty
• 21:39
  three twenty yeah and he was probably like 4340 something.
• 21:43
  Yeah exactly. So it was like what they were
• 21:45
  wasted, I just rolled with it. I got a free drink out of it,
• 21:49
  got to hang out, but then the girl that was bartending who I
• 21:52
  worked with secure such a piece of shit because I just got off
• 21:54
  work. I worked there.
• 21:56
  So I Like God, why you lie you're a piece of shit because I
• 22:00
  was like yeah I tried to like it.
• 22:02
  But yeah. You just you just like rolling
• 22:04
  with it. I guess.
• 22:05
  All good. Don't.
• 22:07
  Don't worry about. I didn't talk like Michael
• 22:08
  Jackson but British do didn't go out of your way and tell
• 22:10
  somebody you're fucking Lenny. For no, I did not write.
• 22:13
  So it's like if somebody's going to come up and like, you know,
• 22:16
  think that I'm like, whoever the fuck like I'm just like, yeah.
• 22:20
  Are you Gilbert Godfrey? Oh my God.
• 22:24
  Gilbert Godfrey Louis and And what the ghost of Louie Anderson
• 22:28
  said, show me spatula. Like that would be epic.
• 22:35
  Now, there's a couple times where I've, like, seen.
• 22:37
  Some people might blow that motherfucker looks, just like
• 22:39
  somebody and it'll trip me out and normally it's not good.
• 22:44
  So you normally don't want to say it.
• 22:45
  Anyways, here in La, when that happens to you, it is that
• 22:48
  person. Usually, like when I was like, I
• 22:50
  was at the House of Blues and Scarlett.
• 22:53
  Johansson walked in between me and my homie and I was just
• 22:56
  Like, that's Scarlett Johansson and I look up and he's got like,
• 22:59
  the biggest widest eyes and he's like Scarlett, Johansson.
• 23:02
  And it says, like, but like I was like, Scarlett Johansson,
• 23:05
  and like now, and then it's like, of course, it is like,
• 23:08
  we're like in like West Hollywood at the House of Blues.
• 23:11
  Like it being all bougie the course, it's her.
• 23:15
  Well, my buddy was like doing a jazz set there.
• 23:18
  We also saw Dan Aykroyd that day because he owns it, you know.
• 23:21
  Yeah dinner chords awesome because like in the hallway he
• 23:24
  came out of like a room and he was wearing a jean shorts and
• 23:27
  combat boots. He's a big conspiracy theorist,
• 23:31
  big UFO, Dan Aykroyd Brothers. A whole documentary.
• 23:36
  It's incredible. It's Dan Aykroyd.
• 23:39
  Sitting in a dark room, power smoking, cigarettes talking
• 23:42
  about aliens and UFOs for like two and a half hours.
• 23:46
  I was that a conspiracy? Well no it's not that it's a
• 23:48
  conspiracy. It's just like Dan Aykroyd being
• 23:50
  like aliens are fucking real and just like going off and like
• 23:55
  shrimp he knows he knows that he's a whore.
• 23:57
  He's a copperhead. Come on head, bro, power smoking
• 24:00
  cigarettes, and it's like Darkly lit, and it's like, he's got
• 24:03
  this vast, it's incredible. I love that movie, I watched it
• 24:06
  like four times, let Kenneth, he's like, I've know, the Dan
• 24:10
  Aykroyd Aykroyd talking about aliens and it's like, I don't
• 24:13
  know who filmed it. We just sitting there like yeah.
• 24:16
  Fucking everywhere, man. He's just like it's epic.
• 24:20
  He probably got Jim Belushi to film.
• 24:22
  It is like is like listen you son of a bitch I brought you on
• 24:25
  after your brother dad film me. Yeah.
• 24:28
  It's really good at used to be on maybe Amazon or Netflix, but
• 24:32
  I watched it and I was like, what is this, is like Dan
• 24:34
  Aykroyd text about aliens. So I put it on, I was like, holy
• 24:37
  shit. We plug 3 plugged and he's like
• 24:41
  the original Tom DeLonge from Blink-182 to loans.
• 24:44
  De la loge, the guy because All about UFOs to.
• 24:48
  And I've got like a UFO group but Dan Aykroyd has been into
• 24:51
  alien since like the 70s man. Shut up.
• 24:55
  Shout out. Alright, let's get into the next
• 24:58
  question therapy. Question number three, if your
• 25:01
  five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your
• 25:06
  current body. What would your five-year-old
• 25:09
  self do first? I've your old me.
• 25:14
  That was literally in the question like nah.
• 25:16
  No, no. I'm trying to think like five
• 25:18
  years old. I probably tell everyone to shut
• 25:21
  up. I think Miles.
• 25:23
  Now you didn't hear, ya know, when I was five, that's when
• 25:26
  like, I mean this will be like some deep shit.
• 25:28
  When I was five, I told my parents got divorced so it was
• 25:31
  like, I don't really like, I genuinely, don't remember my
• 25:34
  parents even being married, like I said that like doesn't exist,
• 25:37
  I remember. Like there's like glimpses and
• 25:39
  fragments and I have a really good memory glimpses and
• 25:42
  fragments it was like right before I was really making solid
• 25:45
  memories. So I I like remember them being
• 25:47
  divorced and then that's kind of where my memories take off as a
• 25:50
  kid. So if I was if Yeah, I probably
• 25:56
  I probably go like be really angry and confused and asked a
• 25:59
  shit ton of questions. Five-year-old.
• 26:00
  Me took over my body. I'd probably go like bark at my
• 26:03
  mom bark at my dad. If you try to figure out what
• 26:06
  was going on, tell everyone to shut up.
• 26:10
  I'm not kidding. Like, just like the other day.
• 26:13
  A five-year-old kid. I don't know if he was exactly
• 26:16
  five, but basically told me to shut up and I wasn't even
• 26:20
  talking. The fuck.
• 26:25
  No, no, they can be dicks. It's all be like and I was
• 26:28
  always a dick too. So like five is when they were
• 26:31
  getting divorced. So that's when I was, like,
• 26:33
  Angry all the time, I guess, and I was like, fuck everybody.
• 26:36
  But I was like a kid like little kid, but I was confused and
• 26:39
  angry. So, yeah.
• 26:40
  Five-year-old me be like, fuck you would like to be on some
• 26:43
  shit. Probably wouldn't say it like
• 26:44
  that. It be way more like childish and
• 26:46
  it sound like a moron, but I'd be very angry.
• 26:48
  Probably this same year. Same five year old kid.
• 26:51
  Who told me to shut up I was eating popcorn at the time I
• 26:54
  started Choking, I'm like a colonel and he just stared at me
• 26:58
  like in the eyes. Then say no, he didn't say
• 27:00
  anything. He would have just sat there and
• 27:02
  watched me die. This kid is evil.
• 27:04
  Did whose key? What is this evil kid?
• 27:07
  You're hanging around because he's just watching you for you.
• 27:10
  And public choking on popcorn on the verge of death.
• 27:13
  Did you go back to the movie theater?
• 27:14
  Now many kids like the only person that saw you freaked him
• 27:17
  out. He's like who did this
• 27:19
  motherfucker right here. He's out of the member your ass
• 27:22
  an avatar. He's about to take a Piss right
• 27:25
  here in this movie ever. I hope nobody gets up and help.
• 27:29
  So, I move with this movie scaring the shit out of me right
• 27:35
  now, because you're fine. Now, what would your
• 27:37
  five-year-old you do? I was like, a very sweet boy
• 27:41
  when I was, like that Young Sad, probably just, like, I don't
• 27:47
  know, just be nice to people. I don't think that I really
• 27:49
  knew. I probably like, like, computer
• 27:52
  game or something. Like, go play it.
• 27:54
  Like the news. Yeah.
• 27:54
  Yeah. My dad got me into like computer
• 27:58
  games like early That braids. Yeah, braids about to do the
• 28:04
  with the Kramer walkthrough. He's back from yoga.
• 28:08
  He's what I just got back from yoga squatting, dog.
• 28:14
  Yeah. Squatting no it's not squatting
• 28:16
  dog. Oh, there he is.
• 28:18
  Your Kramer appearance and then it's he's our dog is like this
• 28:22
  podcast, man on the couch. If this was step by step, he
• 28:27
  would be like our Cody that lives in the basement and hangs
• 28:30
  out. And as the van is like, hey did
• 28:32
  what's up? Y'all remember that?
• 28:33
  Yeah, but I drag the man on the couch is from half-baked.
• 28:36
  I thought well, I know, but they're just like supplemental
• 28:38
  characters. Although Cody, I like way more
• 28:40
  of a back story, but either way, they're just like Darren and
• 28:42
  passing constantly. You never really see him.
• 28:44
  Yeah. When they're there, they're
• 28:45
  there. That's braids man.
• 28:46
  Yeah, shut up. He needs to be a guest sometime.
• 28:50
  I doubt that will ever happen. Probably All right, final
• 28:55
  therapy question. Therapy question number four.
• 29:01
  Is is ketchup. A smoothie since tomatoes are a
• 29:07
  fruit. See this started out.
• 29:10
  You started out so good. With the first three in this
• 29:12
  one. Stupid, no, I didn't have a
• 29:14
  force. That was smoothie.
• 29:16
  It's not a smoothie. If it that y anything.
• 29:17
  It's a puree. Let's use as a topic.
• 29:21
  What about everything? It was whatever off your coat.
• 29:30
  When Arthur like tomato, but you would have to do something other
• 29:33
  than just that you'd have to be ice with it.
• 29:36
  So, to be a smoothie, it have to be like some sort of to be cut
• 29:39
  with ice towards that filler words.
• 29:41
  That ratio that makes it like not a slushy but a smoothie,
• 29:45
  right? Probably like yogurt or
• 29:47
  something. Maybe like vanilla yogurt ice
• 29:50
  and ketchup. So, yes you could.
• 29:52
  But by itself, it's just a puree.
• 29:54
  Just a condiment the topping. Okay, right.
• 29:59
  I mean, a cereal soup. You know, I'm sorry.
• 30:01
  No it's not. Is it is it is a hotdog a
• 30:03
  sandwich. Yes.
• 30:09
  Yes. Why it falls underneath the
• 30:11
  broad category of Sandwich? Because Sandwiches, an umbrella
• 30:15
  as a panini sandwich. Yes.
• 30:17
  But that's a whole different subsection.
• 30:18
  That's a sandwich that's, you know, flat grilled impressed
• 30:22
  with little cool lines and it that's a completely different
• 30:25
  thing, right? Yeah.
• 30:25
  But it was a sandwich to begin with.
• 30:28
  Yeah. But a hot dog is still.
• 30:29
  So it's meat. Put between two pieces of bread
• 30:31
  or a bun that would be considered because if you
• 30:33
  consider like a hoagie or something like that, that split
• 30:36
  down the center and stuff. A sandwich then.
• 30:38
  So is a hot dog because they're almost the same, and you could
• 30:42
  do a hot dog in a different type of BUN and it would then just a
• 30:46
  little bit wider, right? It's a sandwich, it's under the
• 30:50
  big umbrella of sandwich, and then there's different sections
• 30:54
  underneath it. The sounds on American what just
• 30:59
  now, this is sandwich. Capitalism.
• 31:01
  This is American God damn it. Who do you think you are telling
• 31:06
  me? Well, I think The difference is,
• 31:08
  it's because it's a tube of meat as opposed to like sliced or
• 31:13
  diced. What you're saying?
• 31:18
  What like a hot dog is a tube of me, and that's what
• 31:21
  differentiates it from a sandwich.
• 31:24
  So, like if you had a bratwurst and a bun.
• 31:26
  Yeah, but I wasn't calling that a sandwich.
• 31:28
  Yeah, because that's all you're doing is still processing me,
• 31:31
  but it's put in that to contain the the inside.
• 31:34
  So, I mean, there's like almost like a sleeve to it, right?
• 31:37
  If it's like a bratwurst, something like that.
• 31:40
  It's not just boot there. It is.
• 31:42
  It's processed. And then pack input into that
• 31:45
  shape, correct. I'm aware.
• 31:48
  And therefore, therefore it's no longer Sam, but that's the meat
• 31:52
  content, that's not that's different.
• 31:54
  So so hot dogs and hot dogs would be a different section
• 31:57
  underneath sandwiches. They're all sandwiches, handheld
• 32:01
  bread, protein condiments, you know, probably else things like
• 32:05
  hot dogs or sandwiches Jorge Santos.
• 32:09
  No, he, he invented it, you know, he was invented.
• 32:12
  I'd a sandwich. The original sandwich.
• 32:15
  No, no. He invented hot dogs.
• 32:16
  And distinctly said they are not saying which has hey baby, you
• 32:22
  know, he's like under your like Mega investigation.
• 32:25
  Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 32:26
  Jorge Santos update. He like he stepped down from all
• 32:28
  these committees. Will you do that?
• 32:30
  But also now he's one of these people who he tried to hire on
• 32:33
  to his staff. So they calling it an X
• 32:36
  prospective staffer. He sexually harassed.
• 32:42
  Dude, he's such a shit show, I know.
• 32:45
  But like I said, he's like the like the apex of the Mountain of
• 32:49
  like what? He's like a little brat party
• 32:51
  has become and I mean, it's not just that party.
• 32:53
  You can also sit make, you know, say the left as well.
• 32:56
  And like these like what any, and will anybody who's in
• 32:59
  politics? Hold on, because we had
• 33:01
  what's-her-name simia in out in Arizona, who ran on a democratic
• 33:04
  platform, just to change parties.
• 33:06
  Tulsi gabbard, we can't sit there and act like no, no, no
• 33:09
  back up back up, totally different.
• 33:11
  She changed. Because she knows that she won't
• 33:13
  get reelected as a Democrat. No, I know that.
• 33:16
  But what I'm saying is there are there are there have been bad
• 33:19
  actors? It's not a bad ass in here.
• 33:22
  She's just a weirdo. No.
• 33:24
  And I mean she's like voted she's held up votes on almost
• 33:28
  everything for concessions. I mean, she's just as bad as
• 33:31
  what? But she--but Mansion.
• 33:33
  Yeah man. Yeah, they were pain in our ass
• 33:35
  but at the same time they still voted for it at the end.
• 33:39
  Yeah. After they got their
• 33:40
  concessions. Well, I'm just saying that
• 33:42
  there's some balls on both sides of the aisle.
• 33:44
  She bothers me. She's just not George st.
• 33:46
  Let me, let me, let me finish. I didn't sit, I said he is the
• 33:50
  apex of the mountain. So I'm saying he is the, he is
• 33:52
  the embodiment of all of the bullshit that the left and the
• 33:56
  right have all partaken in over the past couple of years,
• 34:00
  whether we agree with their stances or don't or we agree
• 34:03
  with how they voted. They've all misrepresented
• 34:06
  themselves from time to time, they've all flip-flop Obama.
• 34:09
  I was anti-gay marriage and then he's pro-gay marriage but I'm
• 34:12
  saying people change but we've all see and he's also like the
• 34:15
  Drone king of the world. I mean that's like unavoidable
• 34:18
  but but he also what I'm saying like he didn't campaign Against
• 34:22
  drones and also he was on Whose board a marriage.
• 34:25
  She just like you know, you guys got a black president.
• 34:28
  So let me give you a kiss, no knows what I'm saying.
• 34:30
  Is he basically lied and said that he was against it for the
• 34:34
  simple fact that so that he could get more people to vote
• 34:37
  for him and he could get elected and he changed his It's over
• 34:40
  time because he realizes the social climate change.
• 34:43
  Society had moved past that point actually, what happened
• 34:45
  was what happened was Biden. His vice-president, went up into
• 34:49
  a, it was given a speech and then said, he was for gay
• 34:53
  marriage and before and this is like the one time that Obama and
• 34:59
  Biden like into a serious fight. Like, Obama was so pissed off.
• 35:04
  Biden said he was for gay marriage before Obama did Okay,
• 35:09
  and so, so that's actually what forced his hand to do it when I
• 35:13
  get that. Either way, I'm saying he
• 35:14
  misrepresented himself at one point and said he was in One
• 35:17
  Direction and then he changed it over time, which we agree with.
• 35:21
  I'm not saying that it wasn't a bad move for him to do that.
• 35:25
  I agree with that decision, but I agreed with it.
• 35:27
  Whenever he was a guy down. So that's all I'm saying, is so
• 35:30
  Santos is the Apex of her. He's lied about being black
• 35:34
  Jewish straight gay. He's like nine different.
• 35:39
  Different names. So I'm saying he's the
• 35:40
  embodiment of all of that. Bullshit that we've ever seen
• 35:43
  from anyone, from Bill Clinton, getting BJ's in the, in the Oval
• 35:47
  Office and lying about it. I'm just saying to George w--,
• 35:51
  Bush lying about something or Al Gore saying, he invented the
• 35:54
  Internet. Even though he had a slight
• 35:56
  hand, he didn't invent the fucking internet by himself.
• 35:58
  I'm just saying, is Jorge, Santos is like the embodiment.
• 36:01
  He's the goulash of bullshit that is our current politics.
• 36:04
  He represents everything that is wrong with our politics all
• 36:07
  system, right? I just don't feel.
• 36:09
  Like that. There were comparing like equal
• 36:12
  things. Well, that's, it's like not
• 36:14
  about comparing equal a life. Either side about a blowjob, I
• 36:17
  didn't know that I had to even lie about it.
• 36:19
  Like why are we even talking about it?
• 36:20
  But I'm but what. I'm, it's, I'm not trying to
• 36:24
  compare and contrast the actions.
• 36:26
  It's the fact that they lied about something what they've
• 36:29
  lied about. So, everybody's lied in the
• 36:31
  world and he and everybody has lied in the world and everything
• 36:35
  goes doing some, some totally different.
• 36:37
  I know, but he's good, but it's The fact that he's lied about
• 36:40
  everything right. He's like, he's like Donald
• 36:43
  Trump's. Like Donald.
• 36:44
  Trump is the good comparison here.
• 36:46
  No, he's passed on, Will trump? Yes, he is because he actually
• 36:51
  owns a business. Actually, owns, third didn't say
• 36:54
  he owned 13 properties and was living in his sister's
• 36:57
  apartment. You know, and Will trump actual
• 36:58
  trone's. Does he?
• 37:01
  Or did he just slap his name on it?
• 37:02
  And also, whenever he's actually got, he's did his business, get
• 37:05
  dissolved. Oh yeah, the Trump organization
• 37:08
  and your state of New York strip steaks, you know it's like come
• 37:12
  on your you can't know because George struck a had any of it.
• 37:16
  So Trump will lie. It'll say, two different things
• 37:19
  than the same sentence. Jorge Santos is a bigger liar
• 37:22
  than Donald Trump. I don't think so.
• 37:25
  He we don't know if Jorge Santos is even his real name.
• 37:28
  It's not point to read. Okay.
• 37:30
  Then it's not like the another government is looking for him
• 37:34
  for fraud because they thought he died or Missing.
• 37:37
  Nobody's like that. That's all.
• 37:38
  That's a trump. There's that guy.
• 37:40
  I thought he was dead. And there is a oh, that's we're
• 37:43
  looking for him. And so, that's not a.
• 37:46
  Oh, they listen. It's not man.
• 37:47
  He's like I'm saying, Donald Trump's terrible.
• 37:49
  I'm not saying I think he's a, he's like the biggest liar
• 37:52
  that's ever been president. Thank.
• 37:53
  But if Jorge Santos became president, he would be a bigger
• 37:57
  liar because everything from his school, to his mom's mom dying,
• 38:02
  and dialed 911 to his grandparents being in the
• 38:05
  Holocaust, dude. This dude.
• 38:06
  Slide about every single facet of his life.
• 38:09
  Don't forget, don't forget. He also played volleyball for
• 38:12
  Baruch College. And, and when an apple jam, you
• 38:15
  know, no National Championship, but beat Yale and Harvard.
• 38:19
  Oh, that's right. Yeah, sad about that.
• 38:21
  Something like it's to a level that it's like, Donald Trump was
• 38:24
  like, oh, I have burned bone spurs.
• 38:26
  I can't go like, we knew who he was when he like at.
• 38:30
  You can put them on a timeline and track them.
• 38:32
  Jorge Santos, just appears in New York and now there's all
• 38:35
  these people like, hey, that's My ex-husband and he owes me
• 38:38
  money or hey we've been looking for that dead guy.
• 38:40
  There he is like he's lied about every single facet.
• 38:43
  Donald Trump was never a drag queen and then lied about it and
• 38:46
  then okay so this is a good lead-in then because our first
• 38:52
  topic is the Chinese spy balloon.
• 38:55
  Now the Millet the Pentagon has come out and said this happened
• 39:00
  three times while Trump was president is Trump's been like
• 39:05
  like truth I think it's what they call it not tweeting, but
• 39:08
  sending out truth on true socialist platform giving Biden
• 39:13
  shit for like letting this happen you know like whatever
• 39:17
  but then the Pentagon came out said that it happened three
• 39:20
  times under Trump. Once in Hawaii once and go on
• 39:23
  once in Florida. And and now all this lackeys are
• 39:28
  out there and they're like no that's not true, that didn't
• 39:32
  happen. She's like we would have known
• 39:34
  if that happened. We didn't, we don't know.
• 39:36
  That happened. So it didn't happen.
• 39:38
  So it's like, oh, because you guys are so fucking dumb and
• 39:40
  ignorant, like the like of what was going on at the time that
• 39:44
  that's your excuse. Like, so I'm just in Trump.
• 39:48
  Probably did now and he just didn't say anything cause he's a
• 39:50
  bitch. Yeah, I mean that's what they're
• 39:53
  saying is that it's happened. Multiple times.
• 39:54
  This isn't the first time this typically under trust president.
• 39:57
  Yeah. Like they had then they have
• 39:58
  like it's like people with intimate knowledge to the fact
• 40:02
  being like yeah no this has happened before and they didn't
• 40:05
  shoot them down at all. So I mean exactly yeah like they
• 40:08
  did is let them let them be which is super interesting.
• 40:11
  It will double the right. The right-wing assholes are like
• 40:16
  trying to give by doing shit for not shooting it.
• 40:18
  That they're like trying is embarrassing Biden by like you
• 40:22
  know just flexing on him with his balloon and it's like okay.
• 40:26
  He said that shoot it down on Wednesday, the military was like
• 40:30
  I don't think we should because they like there's three fucking
• 40:34
  payload on it. That's the size of three buses.
• 40:36
  They could just fall on somebody and then you're telling me that
• 40:39
  if Biden had a spy balloon, they went over China and the Chinese
• 40:45
  shot it down. They would be like like obiden
• 40:49
  reflects it on China? No, they would be like there
• 40:52
  would be like 8 months of Investigations on how Biden
• 40:56
  could let this happen to get clowned but like the Chinese for
• 40:59
  shooting down one of our spy balloons, but he does the exact
• 41:02
  same thing like like did the Chinese balloon and the like Top
• 41:06
  China Punk to you. Trying to talk to you.
• 41:09
  Yeah I know Ted Cruz is like I commend him for doing the right
• 41:12
  thing I mean that's just goofy they say it's a weather balloon.
• 41:16
  Yeah obviously not but also same but also imagine if they shot it
• 41:20
  down when it was like over Montana.
• 41:22
  And it, like, hit 11 child. Oh, yeah, he all day.
• 41:28
  They would like him. They would impeach him.
• 41:31
  Oh, yeah, yeah, so with no, I mean, it's a, it's a lose at
• 41:35
  all. Stop lose it all.
• 41:37
  Cause it doesn't matter what he does, they're going to grill
• 41:38
  them for it. Exactly.
• 41:39
  So that be enough. So yeah, so it's irrelevant what
• 41:42
  they have to say because I like what they're into is owning the
• 41:46
  lives. They don't actually care like
• 41:48
  that, this balloon was here, they're just like, well,
• 41:51
  whatever he You know, is doing, we're going to just talk shit
• 41:54
  about it. Like it doesn't matter if it's
• 41:56
  what we want or not. I wonder like the person who's
• 41:59
  like, there's a balloon like, who like that's wild to notice?
• 42:05
  Well, I know like yeah, that first person in Montana or at
• 42:08
  least the video I saw. He was like, this is the moon
• 42:12
  and then I saw that. Yes.
• 42:14
  So the lefties like but what the fuck is this?
• 42:18
  I've done that too, but it was like, for the for real.
• 42:20
  It was a drone. That was like, hovering over.
• 42:24
  Like my apartment complex and I was like, with my desire named
• 42:28
  Tyson, I'm like, dude, look at this.
• 42:30
  He's like, that's a star. I'm like, no, like I'm like look
• 42:33
  to the left, that's a star. This is not a star, it's getting
• 42:36
  bigger and closer because they have like, drums out here like
• 42:40
  the cops do it since oh yeah, I'm sure they are drones
• 42:43
  everywhere now there's drones console and sure they're like
• 42:46
  the cops have drones like get the fuck out of here.
• 42:48
  Yeah, I'm sure you can get your own drone.
• 42:51
  Just get a commercial license and you can fly it around.
• 42:53
  I don't. Well, I To do what was or what I
• 42:55
  do with it. Keep an eye out for, tell Mom,
• 42:58
  watch the cops watch you, you know what I'm saying?
• 43:00
  He's watching the Watchers. That's the real question.
• 43:03
  I'm watching I'm looking at them like at the drums pick up to the
• 43:06
  sky. Like what the fuck?
• 43:09
  Yeah, that's pretty sheisty. I mean what in Dallas there was
• 43:13
  that one guy who went on a rampage downtown years ago and
• 43:17
  he locked himself up in a garage like a parking garage and they
• 43:21
  used a drone to take him out which red rays, but it Isn't
• 43:24
  like an Airborne drone. It was like a robot.
• 43:26
  Yeah, that's so well with them with a grenade.
• 43:29
  Yeah. And yeah, and I camera and then
• 43:33
  they saw that he was there and then I just threw the grenade
• 43:36
  and now he's doing it. He shot a bunch of cops.
• 43:39
  Yeah, you know, he was you specifically Target but
• 43:42
  specifically targeting cops didn't shoot anybody else
• 43:44
  besides cops. So so of course, like if you
• 43:47
  have a robot with a grenade and your, and dudes, tucked in the
• 43:51
  back of a parking garage or no, but when I was here, when L saw
• 43:54
  the cops can use their robot with a grenade other, than
• 43:57
  against somebody, who's shooting cops, you know, it's so true.
• 44:00
  Pull the pin, drop the grenade. Yeah, no.
• 44:03
  I mean, it's pretty interesting and of course Trump saying it's
• 44:05
  fake disinformation that there was no balloon incursions during
• 44:10
  his presidency. I mean he wouldn't he wouldn't
• 44:13
  even know because he doesn't like read is like Daily Brief
• 44:16
  like who's like really I'm balloon, whatever whatever or he
• 44:19
  was in on it. That's possible.
• 44:24
  I mean he's either incompetent or corrupt or both you know I
• 44:28
  mean I wonder what they're looking for.
• 44:31
  Well so doesn't mean because they have satellites man.
• 44:34
  So it's like where are they going to get with that with it?
• 44:36
  They can't get with the satellite so braids and I were
• 44:38
  talking about this parades thinks is this is like way
• 44:41
  overblown. Which, you know, maybe it is.
• 44:45
  Maybe it's not, however, the satellite thing.
• 44:48
  So, the Chinese have two types of satellites that are like,
• 44:53
  like spying on the United States.
• 44:56
  One is like in low orbit, but that means, like, it comes
• 44:59
  around every 90 minutes, right? However, then they have like
• 45:04
  ones that are, like, way far out like, like out of the orbit and
• 45:10
  that are constantly looking on the United States.
• 45:13
  But it, because it's so far away.
• 45:14
  The image is on. So that like that, great.
• 45:17
  So maybe like, it's like you have a balloon, that's only
• 45:22
  60,000 feet in the air, and it's like not like just like rapidly
• 45:27
  going around that Earth. So you can like, get like better
• 45:31
  images. I think there's just more going
• 45:33
  on to this than that, we know, so far.
• 45:38
  Like, when they like went and shot that balloon down, they put
• 45:42
  a no-fly zone that was bigger than when they put a no-fly zone
• 45:45
  during 9/11, it was like the size of Massachusetts. yeah, so
• 45:52
  I don't know, maybe it's like propaganda or but I think that
• 45:58
  it's like I don't know, it's weird.
• 46:02
  It's to me, it's Anna. It is like super weird, like and
• 46:06
  Anthony blinken. Our secretary of state was
• 46:08
  supposed to go to a meeting the next day like in China in
• 46:12
  Beijing. So I could see like, maybe, like
• 46:15
  some people in the Chinese Communist Party.
• 46:20
  Like wanted to like fuck the meeting up and so they did it.
• 46:26
  but I mean, that's just me, speculating Why would they want
• 46:30
  to fuck the meeting? You know, I don't think that g
• 46:32
  Jinping. Like I don't think the majority
• 46:34
  of the CCP wanted to fuck it up but there might be like a
• 46:38
  faction. That like wants to like be
• 46:42
  subversive and sink relations between our countries, right?
• 46:47
  To make it worse to force, right?
• 46:49
  Because this is him. Yeah because this was like this
• 46:51
  meeting was like all geared up for China to kind of suck up to
• 46:54
  us and like like could be like a better actor like on the global
• 46:59
  stage like after covid and all this shit in like a weird like
• 47:02
  Banning like material to be shipped to them to make Marco
• 47:06
  chips and all this stuff. So it was like kind of like
• 47:09
  There's always like this flight part of the CCP that wants to
• 47:12
  make Americans feel like like China's on our side and so there
• 47:17
  could be like another faction was let's see opposite.
• 47:20
  Yeah. That one straight like yeah,
• 47:22
  throw a wrench in that bullshit. Yeah, I mean that makes sense.
• 47:25
  If they're doing low, sweeping views, you get real high
• 47:27
  resolution ready, tailed images but like how could like like
• 47:32
  either a speaking of like either you're incompetent or this is
• 47:35
  like crazy, it's like they're so incompetent.
• 47:39
  Don't they like like they can't control this balloon and then
• 47:43
  like we all see it like the day before the Americans are flying
• 47:46
  out there for a big-time meeting.
• 47:50
  I don't know. It seems weird.
• 47:53
  No, it does. I mean, obviously put it would,
• 47:55
  you'd have to send it that way. So, in a sometime, like, it
• 47:59
  would take some time to get to that point B, notice.
• 48:01
  Well, yeah. Like it's been over a week now,
• 48:04
  like, you know, I know. But I'm just saying, like, from
• 48:07
  beginning to end. Like if you have this meaning
• 48:09
  like you'd have to the meeting was planned out like like a
• 48:12
  month in advance. I mean that, that that's just
• 48:18
  men, but that's me. Speculating like, no, no.
• 48:20
  I mean, I'm just trying to like that makes sense.
• 48:22
  Like that's just interesting. That's really weird.
• 48:25
  I'd hope it's nothing super nefarious but you know then we
• 48:28
  shoot it down and what did China said that they have the right to
• 48:32
  retaliate or yeah. Now like first it was a civilian
• 48:35
  weather balloon and then like we shot it down and they're like oh
• 48:39
  my God that's like shut the fuck up China.
• 48:41
  Like if we if you had an American Balloon, Going over
• 48:45
  like Beijing. Like you would shoot it down in
• 48:49
  a second. Well, but even if it was an
• 48:51
  accident, let's say it didn't actually happen and they have
• 48:53
  this meeting and it was like, oh, or my bad, dude, there's
• 48:56
  actually a weather balloon. Like, here's what a captured.
• 48:59
  Here's all the shit are bad deed.
• 49:00
  We got lost control of it. Let's say that's it.
• 49:03
  You know, seems like all right, but no worries on got break,
• 49:06
  they walk away. They're still going to be like
• 49:09
  because people are like hey man, where's that?
• 49:12
  Goddamn balloon and Sky would like a next Tale.
• 49:15
  Fucking satellite tower attached to it.
• 49:18
  The the US has given like, well, we're going to shoot it down
• 49:22
  Cannon and ball with the ball. And then the Chinese are, of
• 49:25
  course, going to be like, how dare you shoot down our stuff,
• 49:28
  who do you think you are? Whether they give a fuck or not
• 49:31
  do, but they said it wasn't their stuff.
• 49:33
  That was the thing. They said it wasn't theirs.
• 49:35
  They said it was like one of their civilians now, which
• 49:38
  doesn't, which literally doesn't exist in a communist country.
• 49:41
  I know, of course it's a lot, but the other thing is that we
• 49:44
  were able Well to jam it. So it wasn't actually reporting
• 49:48
  back soon as we discover it and then we were like we were able
• 49:51
  to flip it. So we were getting more data
• 49:53
  from it. Then the Chinese were getting
• 49:55
  from it. So we're like, like, like
• 49:58
  reverse engineering it. So it's like, it was like,
• 50:02
  almost like we're getting more intelligence by keeping it up
• 50:04
  there for as long as we did. Plus we're not shooting it down
• 50:08
  like we're falling like in like kills a bunch of people
• 50:10
  accidentally look if it killed one cow like in fucking like
• 50:14
  Wyoming. The Biden cow Massacre of.
• 50:17
  Yeah, that 23. That cow would be more famous
• 50:20
  than like the the lady who got shot in the Insurrection.
• 50:23
  You know, like this dog. This this cow was Daisy.
• 50:27
  Yeah. Joe Biden.
• 50:28
  Killed it. Yeah.
• 50:29
  Maybe like go like Chrome and like the blood, like, the red
• 50:32
  would take over the screen that could you vote for a man that
• 50:36
  killed cows under Santa's Run? DeSantis is afraid of gay.
• 50:40
  People loves Nazis hates women's voices and opinions.
• 50:45
  And and loves to tell your kids to shut the fuck up.
• 50:48
  Come to Jesus go and vote Ron DeSantis 2020.
• 50:53
  These boots are made for walking him and his rain boots.
• 50:58
  Good get out of here. What a tool?
• 51:01
  No, I mean that makes sense. Like yeah I mean whenever
• 51:03
  they're going to keep it up or going to get counterintelligence
• 51:05
  from it, you know, you want to shoot it down obviously
• 51:07
  someplace where it's not in the highly traffic area in China.
• 51:11
  They do shoot our shit down, they wouldn't care.
• 51:12
  What when did they just want the information?
• 51:15
  they wouldn't, but like it's, and by the way in like 2000 to
• 51:19
  2003 when George Bush was president, we had actual spy
• 51:26
  plane, going over China and they intercepted, it took it to the
• 51:31
  ground and then held the guy that people in like, in the
• 51:34
  plane hostage, for like, two weeks, And then 9/11 happens,
• 51:40
  everybody forgot. Yeah, I remember that.
• 51:42
  I remember when they got that as well.
• 51:44
  Got those guys. Yeah, that was crazy.
• 51:45
  I mean because yeah, I mean I when I hear people talk about
• 51:51
  how We're worried about other people's mail militaries like
• 51:57
  China or Russia, the level of technology that our government
• 52:03
  has. We don't even fully comprehend
• 52:05
  or know what they're capable of doing if they had to but also
• 52:10
  our Supremacy in the air and when it comes to that sort of
• 52:14
  technology is out of control. Now he now not true like the
• 52:18
  think so. Well used to be so like when we
• 52:20
  the first Gulf War when we went into, Iraq.
• 52:24
  Like in the 90s like early 90s, everybody was like shocked that
• 52:31
  we had like, you know, like the technology that we had, like
• 52:34
  with our missiles like being smart and like with these chips
• 52:38
  that we were using, now everybody has the chips.
• 52:40
  So it's like the the gap between us and like the next you know
• 52:46
  military like yeah we're still ahead but it's like shrinks so
• 52:50
  much like yeah. No.
• 52:51
  I'm not saying but I'm not saying the We would that were
• 52:55
  just like 10 times better, but I think there's a we used to be
• 52:59
  that we don't think. Oh yeah, I don't think that
• 53:02
  there's things that we even know that necessarily exists that if
• 53:05
  they had to use them they would like if a country is going to
• 53:09
  have some crazy sound weapon. That's going to knock a minute.
• 53:13
  I see be out of the fucking sky and crashing into the ocean.
• 53:16
  It's going to be ours. It's not going to be somebody
• 53:18
  else's. I think we have stuff that we
• 53:21
  don't even understand. We have bombers.
• 53:24
  As in jets, that can't be detected by anybody's radar in
• 53:27
  the entire world and we have better versions of those that we
• 53:31
  don't even know about, you know, like it's to a whole nother
• 53:34
  level that like the invisibility and the, you know, the Recon
• 53:39
  were able to get without people know, we're getting it.
• 53:42
  The amount of information were able to acquire without people
• 53:45
  being aware, if they flew a Chinese five planning over our
• 53:48
  country, we wouldn't we have a better chance of knowing.
• 53:51
  Then they would, if we flew up fucking Thunderbird, Or fluid
• 53:54
  the newest generation stealth bomber the yeah, no.
• 53:57
  I mean think about no idea, it exists it.
• 53:59
  Yeah. Thing about when we rolled in on
• 54:00
  Bin Laden that we were up a helicopter because it crashed
• 54:04
  and they can't have anybody know, right?
• 54:05
  But my point is that, that they flew in to like they're like the
• 54:10
  equivalent to West Point. Like it was like their military
• 54:14
  Center is where he was hiding out.
• 54:16
  And we cruised in with three fucking helicopters and new but
• 54:20
  nobody even fucking know until we were out of there like I mean
• 54:24
  and those are helicopters and they're like quiet.
• 54:26
  Yeah like stealth copters and shit that stuff's wild the.
• 54:29
  We I think that if we the fear of what we might have that
• 54:34
  people don't know that are trying to keep up is, what keeps
• 54:37
  people from trying to do some crazy shit as well.
• 54:40
  Yeah, but I'm the drab, your satellite start pumping
• 54:43
  information from you guys. Do it shoot it down when we feel
• 54:46
  like it's different. They're going to like try to
• 54:48
  ground our plane and steal our shit and we're just like oh just
• 54:51
  like get it over. Alright we'll get in all of our
• 54:53
  ship for me and so we Word came from we know whose it is.
• 54:55
  You can't lie to us. It's just different.
• 54:57
  I think our leverage in the situation is different and the
• 55:00
  fear of what we have in comparison to like, oh, what
• 55:04
  might Russia have? I didn't notice it with them.
• 55:06
  Well, that's the thing is, I think that we thought Russia had
• 55:09
  way more capabilities. Hmm, definitely.
• 55:11
  And they got exposed here in Ukraine.
• 55:14
  It's like, wait, like you guys are this incompetent?
• 55:17
  You guys are so like what Russia is confident in their competent
• 55:22
  and being incompetent and corrupt.
• 55:24
  Even though, I mean, well, the government doesn't necessarily
• 55:27
  reflect reflect the people in the pond is not talking about.
• 55:30
  I'm talking about the government, the military.
• 55:32
  No. I mean, the government and the
• 55:33
  military is made up of people, so you'll see these soldiers
• 55:36
  that don't even know what they're going for or don't
• 55:38
  really give a shit or don't want to go to war in the first place
• 55:41
  that are being shipped off by Putin.
• 55:44
  So they have a bunch of unint like, people who want don't even
• 55:46
  want to fight for the cause, because they don't feel like it
• 55:48
  represents them or their, their views are what they want to do.
• 55:51
  Or they have like, second cousins over there that her
• 55:54
  First cousins, or brothers and sisters, you know, immediate
• 55:56
  family on the other side on on. So I heard this dark alert,
• 56:01
  darker alert. So the Wagner group it has like
• 56:05
  the mercenaries that Russia has. Yeah.
• 56:08
  Like so they so they went into like the prisons and they
• 56:11
  recruited fifty thousand prisoners.
• 56:15
  And I said, basically if you come and fight with us here,
• 56:20
  like Sonic on track and you do it for six months.
• 56:24
  It's and then you're you're free to go.
• 56:27
  Turns out the Wagner group has been way more effective than the
• 56:31
  Russians still though. 80 percent casualties they take.
• 56:37
  So chances are you're not getting out of there as a
• 56:40
  prisoner and they don't care but listen to this so they have
• 56:44
  officers stand like when they're like in the front line they
• 56:47
  stand behind them and if they try to like to Desert like leave
• 56:53
  retreat, they capture him. They Time our old.
• 56:59
  Don't get too explicit if it's super crazy, it is but it's
• 57:02
  real. They tie their heads to a cinder
• 57:04
  block and then hit it with a sledgehammer.
• 57:08
  Isis style. Don't say that.
• 57:11
  That's true. Why?
• 57:12
  Nobody doesn't mean I don't want to like, I know that's just
• 57:15
  gross. How gnarly is that?
• 57:17
  Well, that's just fucked up. I mean that's but that's not,
• 57:21
  that's a vested what? So we're dealing worse?
• 57:23
  Well no, but that's a guy also an offshoot mercenary.
• 57:26
  It's not an offshoot, they call the guy who leads it Putin.
• 57:29
  Chef. Mmm-hmm.
• 57:33
  I mean there they do some fucked up.
• 57:35
  Sup that's why I don't understand why people can
• 57:37
  support still don't know anybody who supports them.
• 57:41
  Oh you'd be surprised now I know you do but I don't.
• 57:44
  Well no I mean I think that because Trump isn't necessarily
• 57:49
  besmirching upon that so that you know like there's something
• 57:52
  there was a Christian Nation, you know.
• 57:55
  But there's a whole group that there's a whole group that
• 57:59
  panders to that. So it's not like an offshoot to
• 58:01
  know somebody who's like, oh no. Russia's right and Ukraine's.
• 58:04
  Ukraine's fucked up together Ukraine super corrupt.
• 58:07
  The Russia. Like Putin's of a one of the
• 58:09
  most fucked-up people in history, the world.
• 58:11
  So you there's there's you can't compare the two.
• 58:13
  It's almost not even it's not even close in.
• 58:15
  The people are usually hyping him up like you know, in the
• 58:19
  media, they're on the take, you know, like their pockets are
• 58:23
  getting line but whether they know it or not with rubles with
• 58:27
  rubles, I will line your pockets with rubles.
• 58:30
  Alright, next article Swearing on the Bible, this happened, I
• 58:35
  had to bring this up because this is super interesting and
• 58:38
  we've haven't really talked about her too much.
• 58:41
  I mean she's It's Marjorie, Taylor green, Ms. Marjorie
• 58:45
  Taylor, Graham MGT. Yea, I Am GTA, Grant MSM MTG.
• 58:50
  Yeah. Was because she's divorced.
• 58:51
  Now she was running around that. She posted a video that was
• 58:56
  super spastic, I saw it so to look into it but she insisted
• 59:00
  that ilhan, Omar and Rasheeda, Talib totally delete Talib had
• 59:07
  to retake their Congressional oath, on the Bible.
• 59:10
  And bro, she is like running around.
• 59:12
  Frantically inside the building. Being like they sworn on the
• 59:19
  Koran and they need to swearing on the Bible.
• 59:21
  Like what do you? I mean, you can swear in on
• 59:23
  whatever the fuck you want and we've heard people on the right
• 59:26
  say that if it's not on a Christian Bible that it doesn't
• 59:29
  count. The stupidest shit I've ever
• 59:32
  heard. What's your name Samia the lady
• 59:35
  that I despise she Kirsten stamina.
• 59:39
  Kirsten. Yeah Ximena.
• 59:44
  She's just like quirky to try to be.
• 59:47
  She she swore on like a law book didn't she didn't you?
• 59:51
  Swear on like a lot like a congressional law book.
• 59:53
  She'd be even swear it on a Bible or any I think she's like
• 59:55
  an atheist lesbian. Yeah.
• 59:57
  She's lgbtq atheist in the big pockets of big.
• 1:00:02
  Pharma contestant on a drag race was RuPaul.
• 1:00:07
  Was she now just like that? Was like damn the outfit.
• 1:00:11
  She wears, I'm sorry. What episode of half?
• 1:00:13
  What? Yeah, her outfits are absurd.
• 1:00:14
  Yeah, but it's like, what was it?
• 1:00:16
  Within them could talk about. We can talk about a woman
• 1:00:23
  dresses. Like she's like, she looks like
• 1:00:29
  a blossom. She dresses like Brittany
• 1:00:34
  Murphy's character in the beginning of Clueless.
• 1:00:37
  It just is like salt and pepper. Like bitch, what are you
• 1:00:40
  wearing? And there's a video where she's
• 1:00:42
  voting against something. I can't remember what the bill
• 1:00:44
  was, but she walks up. And she goes, and she's got this
• 1:00:48
  goofy little like mini backpack thing.
• 1:00:53
  It's just like she just annoys the fuck out of me.
• 1:00:55
  Well, that's probably because says, she's in John McCain's
• 1:00:58
  seat. And remember, whenever they were
• 1:01:01
  trying to repeal Obamacare, he like famously walked up and just
• 1:01:05
  like, put out his hand and goes. Yeah, but he was awesome.
• 1:01:08
  That was epic. Yeah.
• 1:01:11
  Hers was not awesome. I know that she's probably
• 1:01:13
  trying to channel her. John, she thought she was cool.
• 1:01:15
  Like, John McCain, I'm one of three people on the left.
• 1:01:18
  She's a Maverick row. She's a Maverick now, she's not
• 1:01:21
  a Maverick. He's a moron, he's getting
• 1:01:24
  primaried already. What do you think about this,
• 1:01:26
  though? Dude, these people that are
• 1:01:27
  running around like psychos. Try to make these people
• 1:01:29
  swearing them with like Don the Bible.
• 1:01:32
  She's like totally running around being like we're live
• 1:01:35
  streaming. Where are they?
• 1:01:36
  We need to find them so they can know that they need to swearing
• 1:01:40
  on the Bible. Yeah it's like okay well
• 1:01:42
  Marjorie Taylor green. You swore on a Bible, the uphold
• 1:01:46
  the Constitution and you're like Pro Insurrection.
• 1:01:51
  Like you said like if you like organized it like you guys would
• 1:01:55
  have been armed and and overtook the government.
• 1:01:58
  Like the fuck. Are you talking about?
• 1:02:00
  Like get out of here? Like like you swore on the Bible
• 1:02:03
  and all you do is like don't uphold your oath so that's even
• 1:02:07
  worse. You're like you swore to God,
• 1:02:09
  that you were going to do this. And then you believe In God.
• 1:02:11
  And now you're just like fronting guys, like and also
• 1:02:16
  Georgia and Trump, I think swore at least on two different
• 1:02:19
  bibles, if not a stack of three, and one of them was Abraham,
• 1:02:23
  Lincoln's Bible. Why didn't you throw on a stack
• 1:02:27
  of three? Why are you guys'll do overcome?
• 1:02:29
  He's overcompensating like he's never been in a church in his
• 1:02:33
  life. I'm in the Bible that he held
• 1:02:37
  upside down whose battle was that.
• 1:02:39
  He's always just like, pulling out famous people's Bibles.
• 1:02:42
  Yeah, it was about was how he liked Andrew Jackson's Bible or
• 1:02:45
  something, but as it's gone on, it's like no, it's gotten worse.
• 1:02:49
  But this is Timothy mcveigh's Bible.
• 1:02:50
  I was like, whoa, dude, put that bag is.
• 1:02:53
  This is like Robert E Lee's, not everybody knows, this is General
• 1:02:57
  Foresters. He rode horses.
• 1:03:00
  He hated blacks like me, so I'm Donald Trump.
• 1:03:03
  This is he's like actually Jorge Santos wrote.
• 1:03:06
  This Babu George is the Bible of Jorge Santos.
• 1:03:10
  Well that's the ninth name on the inside, they're all
• 1:03:13
  scratched out in permanent marker.
• 1:03:15
  You can't tell where they are. Nobody can tell the best guys
• 1:03:17
  have looked nobody knows. His name is George you guys.
• 1:03:20
  It's not the king Joe it's the King George.
• 1:03:23
  Yeah Kingdom King, George knew George version.
• 1:03:27
  Jorge Santos is a time traveler. He's here to bless us.
• 1:03:31
  You guys, everyone knows everyone.
• 1:03:33
  It's big deal, big lie, big lie here.
• 1:03:36
  Big lie in a big way. It's time to turn water into
• 1:03:42
  OxiClean. It was wild folks in then he did
• 1:03:45
  my laundry. Never seen anything like it
• 1:03:47
  before and then I drank it and that's how I got rid of the
• 1:03:50
  covid, you'll figure non-toxic who would have thought non-toxic
• 1:03:54
  the I started the tide pod challenge, you get.
• 1:03:58
  If you get if you get into a trump roll it you can like it's
• 1:04:02
  like the the Cadence in the mannerisms.
• 1:04:04
  You know, you can learn to talk like him, like John Malkovich or
• 1:04:07
  something, but it'd be easier or like Christopher Walken.
• 1:04:11
  Yeah. But it's it be easier because he
• 1:04:12
  has like certain phrases and pauses he's got a boast bad
• 1:04:16
  deal. Were stealing history.
• 1:04:19
  Everyone knows it, you know, is I'm not saying it but
• 1:04:22
  everybody's saying it. A lot of people are talking
• 1:04:25
  about it and I'll be like a lot of people are.
• 1:04:29
  They're talking about it. They really.
• 1:04:31
  Are you guys. The the he always has to like
• 1:04:35
  Branch out to somebody for affirmation.
• 1:04:41
  I need a little affirmation guys can y'all please clap ter?
• 1:04:43
  Whoa turn the lights off and so one of my favorites and it could
• 1:04:47
  turn the lights on in their Mega bright.
• 1:04:48
  He's like that tube right behind them off and melted to make
• 1:04:52
  them. It's a mean.
• 1:04:53
  We played when I Daniel Jones. Choked In the playoffs against
• 1:04:57
  the Eagles, is it really joking when your plan that you goes
• 1:05:00
  like everybody's going to lose now, let's save it that week.
• 1:05:04
  This is my hoodie that I wear on Mondays, and everyone's like me
• 1:05:10
  because it's like blue, but I would wear it on Mondays of a
• 1:05:12
  big game and this is like a lucky thing.
• 1:05:15
  So I have like a process for the podcast.
• 1:05:17
  I have to wear certain shirts this week because it's a Super
• 1:05:19
  Bowl. I'm actually have a big meeting
• 1:05:21
  tomorrow and first thing in the morning and I'm wearing my
• 1:05:24
  Eagles jersey to the meeting, Because I'm off.
• 1:05:27
  So I'm going to go in uniform and then change and do it and
• 1:05:31
  put on the hats. It's right here with the
• 1:05:33
  full-blown eagle on it and run it through.
• 1:05:36
  My yearly numbers for about 15 minutes in front of the whole
• 1:05:38
  company, my equals gear because they've been dogging me all year
• 1:05:42
  about the Eagles. So, come on and I go first.
• 1:05:45
  So I'm the first person to go, everyone's like paying
• 1:05:48
  attention, it's gonna be great. Because they should.
• 1:05:52
  Yeah, alright. Alright, final topic.
• 1:05:55
  Yeah, last one, I mean, Are we you've mentioned him before?
• 1:06:00
  He is such a whore. On DeSantis has decided to the
• 1:06:04
  state moves to revoke or land, aplausos lie, Orlando Plaza
• 1:06:08
  lives, liquor, license, Jesus. It's a lot of cells following a
• 1:06:13
  drag queen show. This is something that we've
• 1:06:15
  seen go on all over the country. But when it comes to these drag
• 1:06:21
  shows despite the State of Florida and we talked about this
• 1:06:25
  before. Well weaponize, the government
• 1:06:27
  if you disagree with their stances in the State of Florida,
• 1:06:30
  it despite the horrific thing we've seen in the pole, shooting
• 1:06:34
  in Orlando. We've seen, there's been crimes
• 1:06:38
  against that of the lgbtq community that have happened in
• 1:06:41
  the State of Florida and Rhonda, Santa's is kind of given a pass
• 1:06:43
  to it. And now he's literally punishing
• 1:06:47
  people like you punished his knee for taking A public stance.
• 1:06:50
  I guess a my don't even know about public stance.
• 1:06:52
  Just doing something. He didn't agree with and I was
• 1:06:55
  looking through a quick fun fact.
• 1:06:57
  Do you know where Ron DeSantis, we got married There's me world.
• 1:07:02
  Yeah, Disney World. And it's harder if it was
• 1:07:06
  Universe. If it was Universal Studios
• 1:07:08
  though, but he's just like, trying to flex on Disney, but
• 1:07:11
  you got married at Disney world like a kook.
• 1:07:14
  Yeah, that's like, well, I mean, was that free before he was
• 1:07:17
  governor? Because I think that's just
• 1:07:18
  like, a political ploy to be like, look at how Florida I am.
• 1:07:21
  I got married. It knows.
• 1:07:23
  Yeah, obviously pre Governor. He wouldn't have got elected
• 1:07:25
  governor. If he wasn't married to like a
• 1:07:26
  white sis, you know, like snowflake cracker.
• 1:07:32
  Yeah, Jesus, just like his boot. It's yeah, I was gonna say I was
• 1:07:36
  gonna died to the boots. Like she must have picked them
• 1:07:38
  out, fucking albino boots. It's not that there is nothing.
• 1:07:45
  And that like they're just like it said, his jeans are tucked
• 1:07:47
  in, like it's like that. You care that much about your
• 1:07:50
  jeans. Like so, like you're really,
• 1:07:51
  you're overthinking. You're wearing those jeans to
• 1:07:54
  another public function like ever the best part about it was
• 1:07:57
  that was when Biden was in Florida.
• 1:08:00
  So that was when he was meeting up with Biden.
• 1:08:02
  So by it's like looking like a normal The scientist is like
• 1:08:06
  walking around in his knee, high boots like he's a Cowboys
• 1:08:09
  Cheerleader. Yeah.
• 1:08:12
  Whoa there was a drag queen Christmas at this location on
• 1:08:17
  bumby Avenue and it allowed minors in.
• 1:08:21
  So people under the age of 18 and now Rhonda Santos has
• 1:08:24
  decided that they violated Florida Statutes and therefore
• 1:08:27
  the department is revoking. The venue's liquor license for
• 1:08:30
  sale and consumption of alcoholic beverages and this is
• 1:08:33
  something I told you about before that scares me about
• 1:08:36
  somebody like Ron DeSantis way more than a Donald Trump Donald
• 1:08:39
  Trump's obviously scary for Current reasons.
• 1:08:41
  But Rhonda Santa's has no problem publicly using the
• 1:08:45
  government government to go after people that he disagrees
• 1:08:49
  with, whether they're violating the law or not, he'll make up a
• 1:08:52
  lot in the moment and executive order it to, then go after you
• 1:08:57
  literally the next day. He's the epitome of a shitty
• 1:09:00
  government. Jag lawyer.
• 1:09:02
  He's like, literally he's literally going after.
• 1:09:05
  This liberal arts college in Florida by.
• 1:09:07
  He's trying to replace all of the Board of Trustees with like
• 1:09:10
  soup. / conservative so that they can like shut down this gay
• 1:09:15
  woke liberal College. Yeah it's wild.
• 1:09:18
  And you know he just recently. Okay.
• 1:09:20
  Okay bleep. You have a sleepy.
• 1:09:21
  African-American studies in high school.
• 1:09:23
  You can we just say it did, can we sit allegedly Ronis?
• 1:09:28
  Ancestors, probably gay, right? Like, who do you know who is so
• 1:09:34
  anti-gay look like, throughout my entire did throughout my
• 1:09:39
  entire life. People are the most homophobic,
• 1:09:41
  turn out to be actually gay. And they just like, like hate
• 1:09:45
  themselves, you know, like, for being gay like, because that's
• 1:09:48
  how they were raised or whatever, they're like, shame
• 1:09:51
  like, they feel shameful about it.
• 1:09:53
  So then they like lash out, like it's the most homophobic, people
• 1:09:57
  are always gay. Like Lindsey Graham.
• 1:10:02
  Allegedly woman. There's no I mean I mean I hope
• 1:10:07
  that's not the case. I'll be a tortured life.
• 1:10:09
  I know what I don't. I feel like we're witnessing it.
• 1:10:12
  Yeah, it might be. I mean he's just full of shit
• 1:10:14
  man, like in his ability and like I said, public disregard,
• 1:10:20
  he doesn't even try to be secretive about it.
• 1:10:22
  I know blatantly goes after Russell Russian Playbook it in.
• 1:10:26
  This is what, like episode. I don't know 34, something.
• 1:10:30
  I was like, man, he scares the shit out of me.
• 1:10:32
  He just doesn't give a fuck and he understands the legal system
• 1:10:36
  in a way that Donald Trump doesn't that.
• 1:10:38
  He throws enough shit at a wall and gets it sent up to the
• 1:10:41
  Supreme Court. It might stick and he doesn't
• 1:10:43
  give a fuck what it is. So in the State of Florida, like
• 1:10:46
  he's got that shit on lock. I don't think the Florida
• 1:10:48
  government represents its people, and I mean, I don't live
• 1:10:52
  there. So, I've said a lot of times,
• 1:10:53
  it's not my problem. I don't live there.
• 1:10:55
  I have my, I've owned my own Hot Wheel motherfucker.
• 1:10:58
  I got to deal with here. He's an ass hat and now it's
• 1:11:01
  like oh, the Trees are falling and that's why the powers going
• 1:11:04
  out. Sure.
• 1:11:05
  Dumbass maybe put all of the power lines underground.
• 1:11:09
  Like, if you had to like, do that like a lot of other places,
• 1:11:12
  it wouldn't be that big of a deal schmuck.
• 1:11:14
  I was driving through Southlake, it cracks me up, you know, at
• 1:11:16
  South Lake Tahoe. So I don't know what we're
• 1:11:18
  talking about that now. Yeah, Abbott.
• 1:11:20
  Sorry. I'm on a little change.
• 1:11:21
  The governor of Texas. Yeah.
• 1:11:23
  But you do in Texas in Southlake.
• 1:11:25
  You were, you know, that all the power lines are above ground.
• 1:11:27
  Did you ever realize that's wild ride because they don't have to
• 1:11:30
  put them under ground or if they did, they could Could afford to
• 1:11:33
  and it's funny because everybody in Southlake lives under power
• 1:11:36
  lines. If you live in Texas you fall
• 1:11:38
  under that. I live under the power lines
• 1:11:40
  kit. Everyone does doesn't matter
• 1:11:43
  where you live. Yes, Stephen, Peter of water
• 1:11:45
  like underground, like you fucking water towers.
• 1:11:47
  Like that's a stupid. Your state is, yeah, I mean,
• 1:11:50
  Texas has its own issue, but in Florida, I mean, Rhonda, Santa's
• 1:11:53
  blatantly is like going after people in a different way, and
• 1:11:55
  he's busting people out like old fucking cab driver a bit over
• 1:12:00
  here. But De santis has like zero,
• 1:12:04
  disregard and has an understanding without anybody
• 1:12:06
  else being in the room. That makes me more nervous.
• 1:12:09
  Well, okay, if he was actually elected, that is terrifying.
• 1:12:13
  I just don't think that he has the political chops.
• 1:12:16
  Like like I just saw this pole where it's like some ridiculous
• 1:12:21
  amount of like Democrats and Republicans like, do not want to
• 1:12:25
  see a trump, Biden rematch. So I just Gavin Newsome will
• 1:12:31
  take care of it. Santa's real quick did real
• 1:12:33
  fucking quick. Yeah, I could see like I said
• 1:12:38
  before, I could see the Santa's losing his cool and not and like
• 1:12:43
  losing his political composure like on a public stage where
• 1:12:46
  he'd make an ass of himself like pull a rubia feel like he I feel
• 1:12:50
  like he my Rubio this you know like try to you know be chugging
• 1:12:54
  water and looking nervous as fuck on TV looking like a
• 1:12:56
  dumbass like I could see him pulling some shit.
• 1:12:58
  He's really good at like punching down and like coming to
• 1:13:02
  going after minorities and stuff that like don't have power but
• 1:13:05
  working High schoolers, take your mask off, you don't have to
• 1:13:08
  wear that. Come on now, buddy.
• 1:13:10
  It look at my boots. If he has to go stand next to a
• 1:13:13
  real man and like the Batum like I'm not talking about like trunk
• 1:13:17
  around, probably like me now. I just mean like, run Iran.
• 1:13:21
  Let's say hey let's see let's see who like one that he won the
• 1:13:25
  nomination. Like whoever the Democrats put
• 1:13:28
  up ours, it's going to be a more seasoned politician.
• 1:13:31
  Who's not? Like a fucking weirdo.
• 1:13:34
  And he's just going to get embarrassed like, his like
• 1:13:36
  little tricks aren't going to work.
• 1:13:38
  Like, you know, it's like you can't like just control the
• 1:13:41
  conversation because you are the governor and you just tell
• 1:13:44
  everybody shut the fuck up. Is it Florida?
• 1:13:46
  Like it's like, no. Like this is like, here's a,
• 1:13:49
  here's a real person, you know, it's real serious person and
• 1:13:53
  they're kind of a fucking clown. You dude over and over.
• 1:13:56
  Her and he's not going to have anything.
• 1:13:58
  Like, and like, that's this politics doesn't work like that,
• 1:14:01
  you know, it's like it might work in Florida for right now,
• 1:14:03
  but I don't think it works like in the rest of the country and
• 1:14:06
  he got owned in a most of them, in my opinion, I mean, in
• 1:14:10
  majority of the debates, he went up again that he went against
• 1:14:13
  you, get reelected. And if he's not barking at
• 1:14:16
  people like you said, talking down from his Podium and she
• 1:14:19
  being shitty to people, then he really doesn't have that much
• 1:14:21
  power. Anybody who's nuanced on a
• 1:14:23
  subject and is a little bit more well-rounded.
• 1:14:26
  Not as myopic is him would understand that he's full of
• 1:14:29
  shit and be able to expose them really quick.
• 1:14:31
  I think, if one of us are prepared for a debate for, and
• 1:14:35
  on his make them because in our, in our discourse would be
• 1:14:39
  probably, like, more Brash, because we wouldn't give a fuck
• 1:14:43
  like that. Yes.
• 1:14:44
  But that's where I think someone like Trump has the ability to
• 1:14:47
  like, make his skin bubble because Trump is going to run,
• 1:14:49
  whether he gets the nomination or not, if he doesn't get the
• 1:14:52
  nomination, he's going to crash it and sabotage it and tried it
• 1:14:55
  in split, the Vote. Because he's going to think that
• 1:14:57
  he can still win even if he splits the vote.
• 1:15:00
  And then he'll blame both sides for cheating and talk about how
• 1:15:02
  the whole government is corrupt. So, that's where I feel like the
• 1:15:05
  rights really going to Pander to him and giving him that
• 1:15:07
  nomination because if not, he's just gonna fucking Hindenburg
• 1:15:12
  their shit and crash it. It's going to explode.
• 1:15:14
  I just feel like that the Republicans right now, like the
• 1:15:18
  ones who are like kind of turning away from Trump.
• 1:15:20
  It's not because they think he's like a dangerous, like, menace
• 1:15:24
  to fucking society and like to Christian the world in general.
• 1:15:28
  It says they don't think he's gonna win.
• 1:15:31
  That's all. That's the reason why they're
• 1:15:32
  turning against them like this is the best.
• 1:15:34
  This is the best that God is just fantastic.
• 1:15:36
  I know exactly. And I think that there's the way
• 1:15:38
  that he's gone and conducting himself on a state level, where
• 1:15:41
  if you don't pay attention, if you genuinely are just like, oh
• 1:15:44
  they say that he's a good guy, that's what I pay attention to.
• 1:15:47
  If that's what you're hyper focused on on a national stage
• 1:15:50
  that vision of him is going to implode on itself because you've
• 1:15:52
  done so many things in the in were rotten, Jorge Santos is
• 1:15:56
  live about everything to get his position.
• 1:16:00
  Run to say, And this is literally offended everybody in
• 1:16:03
  some way, shape, or form to get to where he's at.
• 1:16:05
  He's just a dick and he's like, circumvented rules, how many,
• 1:16:09
  how many times has he tested shit?
• 1:16:11
  That's gone to the Supreme Court and been shot down.
• 1:16:13
  Just as much as it's been successful.
• 1:16:15
  He just throw shit at the wall to see if it sticks.
• 1:16:18
  He throws some scary shit at the wall weather and he does he uses
• 1:16:22
  the government legally I guess. You violated Florida Statutes.
• 1:16:27
  Oh, another Brady appearance. A yeah I was a slow roll to and
• 1:16:31
  the lights are on somebody's staying up late tonight.
• 1:16:34
  Work to do. He's grinding man, mr.
• 1:16:37
  International, I love these like a white pit bull.
• 1:16:40
  Now I'm mr. Worldwide mr.
• 1:16:41
  Worldwide mr. Goody get your Atlas homie.
• 1:16:44
  All right. I said we wrap it up.
• 1:16:49
  You got anything? No.
• 1:16:51
  Not Iran four-and-a-half miles today.
• 1:16:54
  What why, why were you being chased by the police?
• 1:16:57
  Because I Mandy Shultz. Maybe it's terrible.
• 1:17:02
  That they don't chase me. Did I got the coop?
• 1:17:04
  The complexion for the protection, you know why?
• 1:17:06
  I got out of that fucking free shit.
• 1:17:08
  Dude, that shit was wild last week.
• 1:17:11
  All this ice and people crash in.
• 1:17:12
  I was driving home from work. And saw someone crash.
• 1:17:16
  I saw like three crashes. Isn't that some people in Texas
• 1:17:20
  or idiots when it comes to ice and driving?
• 1:17:23
  But yeah no I got nothing y'all. Just be safe.
• 1:17:25
  Preciate it 74. So we got the 75th Anniversary
• 1:17:30
  next week. 7500 out to be 75. Now we appreciate y'all stopping
• 1:17:36
  by like follow, subscribe, share, whatever.
• 1:17:39
  We always, appreciate y'all swinging, by it's been fun 75.
• 1:17:43
  We're getting closer to 100, dude.
• 1:17:45
  That's wild. Ya know, y'all just be good and
• 1:17:50
  Go fuck yourselves. Shoutout.