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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 13th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of his program. Listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is it lies the Woody Shows. This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: A good morning, everybody, Good morning. Today is Wednesday. It's
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  Speaker 2: May thirteenth, twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 3: We are the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Woodie, Greg Menace, Hi, Gina grad Sea Bass. We got
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  Speaker 2: Sammy Morgan is here. She's our associate producer on our
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  Speaker 2: video producer Dumbass Tyler is here. We got bored, We
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  Speaker 2: got Menji. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
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  Speaker 2: you can send us a text. Send those text over
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  Speaker 2: to two to nine eight seven. We've got Instagram. We've
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  Speaker 2: got a bunch of social media platforms. You can find
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  Speaker 2: us on at the Woodies Show. Send us an email
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  Speaker 2: email at the Woodieshow dot com, which is how Judge
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  Speaker 2: my Baby started. We got an email. Somebody sent us
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  Speaker 2: their pictures of their kid. We posted on our Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: You could see that for yourself. We do have a
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  Speaker 2: Judge my Baby posted looking for your feedback. Judge this
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  Speaker 2: Baby on a baby scale of one to ten, one
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  Speaker 2: meeting fugly, ten meeting super kids. And our listener is
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  Speaker 2: just trying to get an idea of is she tripping
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  Speaker 2: because she thinks this kid is cute? And she said
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  Speaker 2: that she's normally very what'd you say? I get it,
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  Speaker 2: And honest to god, I would be the first to
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  Speaker 2: say that mine wasn't cute if I genuinely thought he wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to know what you guys think. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you could do that anyway. That's on our Instagram at
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  Speaker 2: the Woody Show. Baby names, So these are old people
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  Speaker 2: names that are making a comeback.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, old time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because the Social Security Administration, they come out with the
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  Speaker 2: data every year on baby names for boys. Maverick is
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  Speaker 2: now more popular than Thomas mack yep, Messiah is more
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  Speaker 2: popular than Patrick. The fastest rising names for boys are
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  Speaker 2: Truce and Halo.
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  Speaker 3: Hal gets his ass kicked lot Like I thought you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna say like Henry or Max.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like all the time, No, no, no, no, I'm getting that.
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  Speaker 2: These are the more These are the trendy ones right now,
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  Speaker 2: leading into.
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  Speaker 1: People who shouldn't be breeding right at least it's not
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  Speaker 1: Jaden Caden Braiden dating.
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  Speaker 2: Jalen Donald continues to plummet in popularity, and a lot
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  Speaker 2: of that's political that's all the way down to number
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  Speaker 2: six seventy two. For girls, Genesis is now more popular
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  Speaker 2: than Sophie.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Nova is more popular than Grace.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of cool.
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  Speaker 2: The fastest rising names for girls are Iceland and Honey
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  Speaker 2: Stop It. Sarah is the third most popular name thirty
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  Speaker 2: years ago, and now it's down in number ninety three.
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  Speaker 2: But these are some old timing names that are making
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  Speaker 2: a comeback.
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  Speaker 3: Archie Archie, Archie Manning, Arthur.
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  Speaker 1: August, Oh, I love that name.
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  Speaker 2: Benny Bennett, Benedict Calvin Clark, Charlie Conrad. Conrad sounds very
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  Speaker 2: ah upscale, though Dean Douglas Everett see Everett sounds more
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  Speaker 2: like one of those like kind of sissy Metro.
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  Speaker 3: That's a game for a British name.
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  Speaker 2: Foster, Franklin, Grant, Graham, Harlan Hugo, Leland, Leonard Mack. When's
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  Speaker 2: the last time you met a guy named Max? That's
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  Speaker 2: that sounds like old timey diner waitress.
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  Speaker 5: Ma.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if I had a kid, his name is on
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  Speaker 1: that list. Really, Grant favorite name. Grant is a preppy,
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  Speaker 1: douchey white boy name.
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  Speaker 2: You go, I'm saying I would hope my son is preppy,
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  Speaker 2: and we're talking about name associated were talking about you know, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's a little snobby.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, Malcolm, what's the first thing that comes to mind?
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  Speaker 2: Greg Malcolm, Jamal Warner, Malcolm in the middle, Malcolm in
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  Speaker 2: the middle, Malcolm X. Yeah, but that's not necessarily a person.
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  Speaker 2: But like, okay, so I said, like white, preppy, douchey.
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  Speaker 3: Malcolm's nerdy, nerdy, Yeah, very nerdy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, black guy.
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  Speaker 2: I know a Malcolm who's a black dude. Immediately think
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  Speaker 2: black is He's.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of nerdy.
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  Speaker 2: He's into like like anime stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he sure is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Marshall Stanley, Sonny Simon, Tommy Toby, Teddy, Roland Russell,
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  Speaker 2: like the Theodore, Raphael Walter.
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  Speaker 3: Walter's an old as.
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  Speaker 1: Walter.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like Walt Disney, wald tell Y Wallace and then Winston.
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  Speaker 3: No, these are like dog names.
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  Speaker 1: Winston w yeah, old prime minister.
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  Speaker 5: The British names, yeah, yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Some of the other ones U for for women, Verna, yeah, Verna,
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  Speaker 2: Doris that sounds crazy.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know this name, but Doris Day who is
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  Speaker 7: that acts as Doris Robert.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing is, guys, you gotta really you gotta
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  Speaker 2: really stop and think this is before you give that
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  Speaker 2: kid that named. They're stuck with until they can at
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  Speaker 2: least get older to you know, fix it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you said you like Teddy, I think anything with
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  Speaker 1: it like Billy, Uh you know Timmy. Yeah, once you
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  Speaker 1: surpass five, you dropped that.
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  Speaker 6: Why Benny, like Benny was the Yeah, Benny is a
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  Speaker 6: little like Benny.
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  Speaker 1: Blanco a name Benny awful.
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  Speaker 2: Ben to me is always a five year old boy.
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  Speaker 1: Really.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ben just seems like a little kid.
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  Speaker 3: What about uncle Ben?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, that's right, like Ben.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because in our day we did grow up with
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  Speaker 3: at a lot of little Ben.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But like if you name your kid Halo and he
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  Speaker 2: comes home from school with a black eye like you
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  Speaker 2: did that.
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  Speaker 3: He's gonna have a halo around his orbital socket.
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  Speaker 2: Like you You set that poor kid up for that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it takes time. Don't rush into it. The kid is
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  Speaker 2: not going to be psyched to have a unique name.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The other name that doesn't age beyond the age
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  Speaker 1: of five is justin Yeah, it's true.
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  Speaker 3: Try just putting the word ramp in front of any
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  Speaker 3: of these names.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know the one that my wife liked a lot,
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  Speaker 2: and she wanted the name. Our son is Lucas.
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  Speaker 1: I love that, Lucas Cucus.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Luke, it's like a Star Wars name.
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  Speaker 8: No you we had a Luke in our classless Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I had to shut that down. I had to
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  Speaker 2: shut that down immediately. Love that, yeah too, Luke eight
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  Speaker 2: seven seven forty eight seven seven forty four what he
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  Speaker 2: text us over to two to ninety seven again? Check
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  Speaker 2: out the while you can before we close it all out.
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  Speaker 2: The judge my baby. It's posted right to the top
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  Speaker 2: of our Instagram page. If you haven't, we're getting more
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  Speaker 2: emails from parents before we go around showing these photos. Everybody,
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  Speaker 2: make sure you're showing pictures of a decent looking kid. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like not some awkward looking you know, monster baby? Please
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  Speaker 2: all right, welcome back. A couple of things stating the obvious.
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  Speaker 2: This article here says a new documentary. He says Matthew
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  Speaker 2: Perry's doctors kept giving him ketamine, even though they knew
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  Speaker 2: he suffered adverse effects from it.
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  Speaker 1: What really what? And then what ultimately happened?
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  Speaker 9: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: He didn't make it, really didn't make it?
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  Speaker 3: Was this a news article from three years ago?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Right, it's like, dude, Okay, So Richard Simmons, his longtime
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  Speaker 2: house manager, Teresa is sharing all these details that I
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  Speaker 2: guess she did something with ABC and Diane Sawyer, uh,
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  Speaker 2: talking about how, you know, when he stepped away from
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  Speaker 2: the public his final days before his death, and how
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  Speaker 2: he was just living this very private life and he
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  Speaker 2: would still go out occasionally in disguise with wigs and costumes,
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  Speaker 2: no one whatever, no accessory, so you know, he wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: be recognized. And she would also drive him around the
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  Speaker 2: city so he could see new places but avoid attention.
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  Speaker 8: It's weird too, because the conspiracy theory was that she
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  Speaker 8: was the one like keeping him in the house, like
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  Speaker 8: enslaving him.
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  Speaker 2: And so the new special that was on last night
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  Speaker 2: and so they're just talking about like how he disappeared
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  Speaker 2: from public life and then all the circumstances surrounding his
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  Speaker 2: death because she was the last person to see him live,
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  Speaker 2: and there was interviews with family members and friends, so
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  Speaker 2: you can you can watch that online a clipper.
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  Speaker 1: They went into the house and it was very much
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  Speaker 1: like never Land, like a lot of like weird statues
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  Speaker 1: of angels.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, class, that's right.
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  Speaker 8: It was really fun and anytime you'd like look down
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  Speaker 8: while you were working out, he'd scream, don't look down,
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  Speaker 8: there's no cookies on the floor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Gay guys get away with so much.
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  Speaker 1: They can do anything.
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  Speaker 2: People are going crazy over pictures the Pope Leo wearing nikes.
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  Speaker 2: It's an old photo. It's from like two thousand and eight.
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  Speaker 2: It's like people forget like he was just he was
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  Speaker 2: just a regular dude. Yeah, still is a regular human.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't like born in the royalty like you know,
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  Speaker 2: Prince William or right, you know, he was just a
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  Speaker 2: normal dude. He is going to White Sox games. And
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  Speaker 2: that that story that we that we had, that story
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  Speaker 2: that we had about how he had to call to
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  Speaker 2: change all of his information.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that was so funny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is this is uh this dude, just
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  Speaker 2: tell them the story about like what happened. A couple
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  Speaker 2: of months into the pope becoming the pope.
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  Speaker 10: Two months in, he calls his bank to change his
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  Speaker 10: phone number. And so he gets the lady says, yes, ma'am,
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  Speaker 10: I'm Robert Prevos, I'd like to change. She asked all
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  Speaker 10: the security questions and then it is, oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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  Speaker 10: It says here, you have to come in person, and
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  Speaker 10: he said, well that that's not gonna I'm not going
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  Speaker 10: to be able to do that. Would it matter to
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  Speaker 10: you if I told you I'm Pope Leo? She hung
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  Speaker 10: up on him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's a fixed Chicago accent right there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I said, you're the person that hung up
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  Speaker 2: on the well.
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  Speaker 5: But I mean, I mean it's probably changed how he's
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  Speaker 5: living in the Vatican City.
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  Speaker 3: Ye, he probably talked like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, select this is a chaser, go white socks.
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  Speaker 1: It's just the third the bank.
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  Speaker 3: It's so crazy, like a change of my information.
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  Speaker 7: Going to the Vatican. Like outside of the Vatican, it's
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  Speaker 7: like Times Square or like Peer thirty nine in San Francisco,
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  Speaker 7: like all these little gift shops.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah that you can buy little yeah, people.
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  Speaker 5: Like real holy Water Street street whustlers. You're really bad there.
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  Speaker 5: The Eiffel Tower, a lot of placess. Like Europe has
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  Speaker 5: gotten really bad with just shysters and scammers, and people
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  Speaker 5: will go to bus the scammers and then suddenly fifteen
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  Speaker 5: dudes pop up woodwork and waler. So it's always like
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  Speaker 5: it's all these like gypsy Sorry not really not sorry,
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  Speaker 5: These gypsy gangs like hustling, and you can shut it
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  Speaker 5: down if you want to. Three four costs shut it
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  Speaker 5: down in a day. I see what else is going on,
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  Speaker 5: and I will start with menace. What she got for us?
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  Speaker 7: Well, the roast of Kevin Hart happened, and on social media.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if you've been seeing this, but there's
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  Speaker 7: a breakdown of all the watches that were being worn.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, I did notice that I saw Shane Gillis
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  Speaker 5: have this sparkly little watch.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, dude, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, he had a Rolex on I think it
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  Speaker 7: was like eighteen thousand. But I have a breakdown of
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  Speaker 7: some of the watches. I want to hear it now.
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  Speaker 7: Pe Day thousands cheap, Yeah, he had an entry level Rolex.
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  Speaker 3: But Pete Davis.
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  Speaker 7: He had a gold Rolex on It's called the day
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  Speaker 7: Date and had a blue face and it was worth
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  Speaker 7: thirty five thousand.
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  Speaker 3: Draymond Green was there.
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  Speaker 7: He had also a Rolex day Date and with a
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  Speaker 7: green face that was eighty five thousand.
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  Speaker 3: Now, our friend Burke Kreischer.
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  Speaker 1: Was he there?
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  Speaker 3: He was there, Well, you didn't see him.
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  Speaker 7: They kept on cutting to him the day Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: so Burke Kreischer, he was wearing a Rolex Cosmograph Daytona
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  Speaker 7: and they say that was worth one hundred and fifty thousand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's so, that's that's the one. That's the
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  Speaker 2: one that I want. In fact, I I have a
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  Speaker 2: picture here the one that I want. Yeah, it's cool.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's pretty yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's you know, like roll Ups to me
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  Speaker 2: is kind of like an old dude brand. Yeah right, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like yeah, it's not my favorite, it's not my favorite watch,
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  Speaker 2: but this particular one, this Cosmograph Daytona, it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a white panda dial, black ceramic bezel on it.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty cool. It's looked really cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the right price on it,
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  Speaker 2: because I look to see how much that was going
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  Speaker 2: to be, because the original price on that was about
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  Speaker 2: seventeen thousand, and on the resale market, it goes anywhere
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  Speaker 2: from like say twenty five thousand to forty.
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  Speaker 3: Thousand, okay, okay for a watch. Yeah, I I don't.
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  Speaker 8: Get I would never like you know how you guys
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  Speaker 8: say that like you don't really notice women wearing you know,
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  Speaker 8: makeup or jewelry stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I don't notice watches.
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  Speaker 8: I would never have noticed, but it's something that guys
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  Speaker 8: notice on each other.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, Like I like watches, but I get watching
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  Speaker 2: it because like I like it as nothing to do
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  Speaker 2: with anything else.
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  Speaker 7: I would know, like a couple of different brands, but
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  Speaker 7: not like my like my favorite my favorite brand is
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  Speaker 7: ublow Yeah who blow?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like who blot? Oh yeah yeah right, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I like that. I just like their look.
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  Speaker 7: If I was gonna go a role, so I'll probably
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  Speaker 7: go yacht Master, I like that and without without a
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  Speaker 7: metal band though, I like the non metal bland.
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  Speaker 5: I foundly finished. Sorry, I finally finished the Kevin Hart roast.
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  Speaker 5: And I have a joke that it was not told.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I really heard this prior earlier in the week.
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  Speaker 5: Here it is and he Shane Gillis made a reference
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  Speaker 5: to this joke, so he was talking about can't He says,
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  Speaker 5: cancel culture is over. You know, I'm back, even though
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  Speaker 5: I was fired from SNL because Shane Gillis was fired
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  Speaker 5: for SNL. And Cheryl Underwood's there. She's a large African
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  Speaker 5: American lady, he says, look CHERYLD. Cheryl's canceled off that
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  Speaker 5: syrup bottle and she's back.
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  Speaker 1: Get it.
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  Speaker 3: And he made like we had a joke about Anteline
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  Speaker 3: but we didn't put in there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and he said in Cheryl's Husband he joked about
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  Speaker 5: earlier for killing himself.
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  Speaker 3: He was on that cream a week box. But he's back.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen so many of the clips from the Kevin
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  Speaker 2: Hart roast, I feel like I don't even need to
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  Speaker 2: watch it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so long because a lot of the no offense,
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  Speaker 5: a lot of the athletes are just they don't know
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  Speaker 5: how to even tell jokes that other people write for them.
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  Speaker 3: It's a lot of like patting myself in the back,
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  Speaker 3: or like I didn't run well and Liz.
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  Speaker 8: And this is, I guess the way you have to
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  Speaker 8: do it when you're not a comedian. Like she's laughing
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  Speaker 8: along with the jokes, which means that she definitely didn't
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  Speaker 8: write it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need to hear that you didn't write it.
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  Speaker 3: I know that it just and ruins the whole set up.
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  Speaker 2: Draymond Green got cream though. That was pretty funny.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he sucks, just real quick to wrap it up.
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  Speaker 7: Now, now you're gonna have to tell me, Greg, what's
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  Speaker 7: the name of this brand again, I asked you before, Philip, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: tech fully right. Yeah, Jimmy o'yang he had one that
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  Speaker 7: was eighty thousand. And then Kevin Hart that he was
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  Speaker 7: wearing that brand as well, and his was one hundred thousand.
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  Speaker 7: Now Kevin Hart's personal trainer also had a gold one
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  Speaker 7: on that was worth two hundred thousands.
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  Speaker 3: Was borrowing it from Kevin. I don't know if he
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  Speaker 3: was borrowing from Kevin or he just had one.
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  Speaker 7: But the one watch that was worth the most money
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  Speaker 7: was worn by the Rock and that's by Jacob the jeweler.
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  Speaker 7: It was called the Caviar Watch and that's and it
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  Speaker 7: goes anywhere from nine hundred thousand to a million dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, damn.
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  Speaker 5: If I ever get up to that level, guys, I
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  Speaker 5: promise you I will never wear one of those. I'll
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  Speaker 5: never get one of those.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean that was a watch to have, like
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  Speaker 7: in the late nineties early two thousands.
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  Speaker 2: Take up something like that, but doesn't go out and
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  Speaker 2: wear it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But next time you say it's a it's a it's
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  Speaker 2: a it's an asset though, Yeah, no, it's a it is.
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  Speaker 5: If Dave Ramsey called an asset or what he called it,
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  Speaker 5: appreciating asset.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I think it depends on what it is.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: A lot of these things, like you know, are worth
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  Speaker 2: more now than when you bought a lot of these
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: things Buffet.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: It's a classic brand, I would say, Yeah, if it's
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: a hot brand of the moment, that might be a
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: bad Yeah.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: If it's a guaranteed money maker, then Warren Buffett would
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: just buy watches all day because they're guaranteed to make money, right,
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: But they're not.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: And next time you say to me, would you you
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: could just wear a belt? It doesn't have to be
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: a Gucci belt? I could. You could just wear a
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Guess watch doesn't have to be.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: A that's mine.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean you can mean you could wear
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: a Cassio. Yeah.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Like how much are those Gucci belts? Just as an example,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: six yeah?
• 17:17
  Speaker 11: Six?
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Now once you've worn that, like what can you turn
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: around sell that Gucci belt for probably fifty You keep
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: it for life heritage.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: It's a legacy.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Is that like something that you hand down to because
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: that's more like the watch thing is you have them
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: and then they kind of go with the next generation
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: type of I would hope.
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: That has to be really old Gucci to hand it
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: down like something that's classic. Always trunks or something like
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: Chanel are old old watches.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I get Gucci and stuff like that. I just don't
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: get Gina what you got.
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: Well, Billy Bob Thornton, he was on the Howie Mandel
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: podcast and he you know what, God love him for this.
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: He says he doesn't use his fame to push political
• 18:05
  Speaker 8: or personal views. He says, I don't know anything about politics.
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: I don't want to force it down somebody else's throat.
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: And even joke that staying quiet maybe why he shows
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: up less and less to award shows lately. And of
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: course he had to quote Ricky Gervais when he said,
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: just get your little award and f off.
• 18:19
  Speaker 12: You know.
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: And he's made comments like this before. He said basically
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: the same thing on the Joe Rogan Experience, saying he
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: prefers skipping award shows and he just finds him self
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: congratulatory and stupid.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I love him for this. I saw him show up
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: for the.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: God podcast Howi Mendel's podcast that was this yeah right,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: and but the video of him showing up, they had
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: that band that plays like a welcome song. So skinny.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: I thought, like, man, is he's the kind of skinny
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: that Greg wants to be.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like where you almost don't recognize it's.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: So funny he was. I mean if you said, like
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: the guy from sling Blade, like not not bangable, but
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: he is bangable.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I know what Brian Cranston is to you? Would he
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: I Billy Bob is to me.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I think he is the guy most absolutely we watched.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I have. Yeah, he's so damn good, so effortless.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: He talked about like it's about oil, but we don't
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: make any political statements. It's just about the guy.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: There's some political stuff like when in the series, like
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: in these boardroom things with John Hamm, they get a
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: little like a politics.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Be handed, not heavy handed, but it comes up.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, Greg Gory, what you got well?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Talking about all this gay stuff. So there's a lot
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: of a lot of theories on what makes somebody gay,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: like prenatal hormones or maybe genetic predispositions, absent father, the
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: old you're just born that way, but Gina's doing to
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: her step son and stuff like that. Well, now we
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: have another theorys and musicals. It comes from the actress
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Sally Field okay, And her theory is that her kids Sam,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: her son Sam is gay because of a movie she
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: did Steele Magnolias.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, it didn't it didn't help.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: It didn't help. And I I think it's so funny
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: that she said this, because if somebody else said it,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: you'd think, oh, really, a movie made him gay. But
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: she was on the set of this movie, and she
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: said that the sun was with her basically all the time,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: joined at the hip with iconic women like Julia Roberts,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Dolly Parton. Yeah, they would all go shopping together. He
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: would sit around and play games with Dolly Parton as
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: a baby.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: It reminds me of that scene from Kirby Your Enthusiasm,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: the best scene Larry Bottom of the Machine.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Thank you Lord, Thank you Lord, Thank you, Larry, thank you, Larry.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: So good, so.
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  Speaker 5: Swastika, so good So.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Sally says that her son Sam basically became obsessed with
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: all these iconic women, and then she laughs and says,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: that's probably what made him gay.
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: You know what, if you're going to become gay, that's
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: the way that'll do it.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Thanks very much, Greg Glory.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Time for your birthdays show this.
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• 21:02
  Speaker 2: She was like, and you know, we don't do And
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Stevid Colbert,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: who is sixty two years old today.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Darius Rucker.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter how many country songs he tries to make.
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  Speaker 1: He is hooty.
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  Speaker 3: He's hooty for life. Hooty the blow said.
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  Speaker 2: She is sixty years old today. Lena Dunham yuck Uh
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  Speaker 2: is forty years old today. Robert Pattinson yum Uh forty
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: years old. Dennis Rodman yuck sixty five years old today.
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  Speaker 2: Debbie Ryant, she had a Disney Channel show that my
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  Speaker 2: daughter was obsessed.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, what was it? Jesse Jesse?
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: And then she was in this Netflix series and then
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: she's married to Josh who's the drummer from twenty one Pilots.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: She's a she's a super cool lady, very nice. Debbie
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  Speaker 2: Ryan thirty three years old. Harvey kai Tel plays a
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  Speaker 3: Okay, he's always been said five eighty seven.
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  Speaker 1: Years old today. Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Then, a happy birthday to Stevie Wonder. Stevie Wonder is
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  Speaker 2: who's fifty nine years old today?
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Match two huge, It's like something that it very girty's
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  Speaker 3: that's Oh, here's the thing. You can buy a sleeve
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  Speaker 3: to put on yours to make you as big as time.
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• 23:10
  Speaker 2: He's fifty nine. That's your part of birthday, your slebrity
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• 23:41
  Speaker 2: for here, maybe a little bit of a Woodie show.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Food news, yeahs, all right, food news, food news Costco.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: You might have seen something about this. I keep seeing
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: this pop up everywhere. Okay, they're making a significant change
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: to the food court, and you I think any because
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: they only have like four things. The hot dog's not
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: going anywhere and the price is staying. However, say goodbye,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: you guys to the cow zone.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: The cow zones out.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: We hardly knew he do we ever have one of those.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: It's only even on the menu for about a year.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: It's taking let's see a little break. The basket of
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: chicken tenders will go into that spot. They're testing that
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: at a few locations. All right, So this is chicken tendy,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: A five piece order and a side of dipping sauce.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: If you care, Greg, guess how many calories five piece
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: of order of chicken tenders and some dipping sauce?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, eight fifty fifty?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Any other guesses eleven fifty?
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going eight hundred as well. Yeah, with
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: that sauce, let's say a fifty.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: One, one thousand, six and forty.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: It's cheaky.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Costco has not said when this chain ange will officially
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: be made nationwide, but it's expected to happen sometime this
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: years now, Greg.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I know how much you hate cheese.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: It's chemical.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: It's I like chemical. It's to find people at cheese.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: It's they're releasing a collaboration with the people at course
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: and they're introducing a new course like.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Beer cheese flavor.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: I do like beer cheese, beer cheese rules, beer cheeses.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: You definitely like it.
• 25:26
  Speaker 14: Everybody likes it.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: It'll be a limited time thing when it does come out,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: no official date, but it's looking like, uh it might
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: be a Target.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Exclusive Target in the exclusive game.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I would try that for sure, because I guess uh,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: it popped up on Target's website and then people started
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: seeing it and they took it down to like right
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: away was supposed to be up there. Yeah, top secret
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: cheese it, dude. And while Buzzballs has lost a big
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: portion of business with Spirit Airlines going away, No.
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: They didn't remember they switched the buzz Is that the
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: same thing?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: No, it's not the same company.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: No, really, it's not. I thought it was the same company.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: I thought it was like, it's different their headquarters. Their
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: headquarters is in Indio, California.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Neat, but I thought it was the same company. I
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: had no idea what quarter the same company, different vessel?
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Correct in fact, buzzballs, of course, everything's with the Z
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: sued buzz box over.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that seems to make sense. Confusion, well, buzz
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: balls with a Z releasing a new line of soccer
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: balls with the Z flavors to coincide with.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: The World Cup. I will say, there's buzzballs. I expected
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: that to go away a number of years ago, but
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: I see I seen them. I seen them out in
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: the wild all the time these days.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: So gold Melon that's a citrus and melon blend. You
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: got Flags and Freedom which is orange and pineapple, Fuego
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: which is the tamrita, which is watermelon and a spicy
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: kick pit pit punch. Nice that's the English culture and cuisine.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: You got Smashing Tina, which is like an Argentina Argentinian
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: inspired mix melon flavor and a peppery byte. You got
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: capri crushed a soccer lime rita. So yeah, each each
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: one is wrapped in a soccer themed design.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Does it come in Biggie.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Is available?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: No, that was yeah, it is available for a limited
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: time and participating retailers multiple size.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: We may have to do like we did with four
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: local Buzzball Taste, because they have. We just heard half
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: a dozen right there. There's another twenty or fifty, including
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: espresso martinis.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: And uh, let's talk about some. McDonald's Food News expanding
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: their value lineup with the new under three dollar menu
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: and four dollars breakfast deal. So new items are available
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: now participating nationwide locations. The three dollar menu lineup includes
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: the Sausage biscuit, Sausage mcmuffins, sausges, Burrito, hash Browns, the
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Medium McCafe, medium roast, coffee, lunch and dinner stuff. You
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: got to mc double McChicken, four piece chicken nugget, small fries,
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: medium soft drinks.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: So do you ever think you've lived to see the
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: day where a hash Browns was three dollars a.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Four piece chicken nugget.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: We'll try to get it delivered.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: It's likes and one more piece of Woodie show.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Food News You Food News.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Betty Crocker introducing a new bis Quick product. Okay, ow,
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: so bis Quick we used to that's what we used
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: to use.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Pancakes.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I still use it.
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: They have this quick Yeah, the shakeables, Yeah yeah, I
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: got check my cabin.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: I got three of them in there.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: It's a Bisquick cinnamon toast crunch, pancake and baking mixed.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: All right, all right, let's go.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: It's time to masturbaby.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you can do pancakes, waffles, muffins, cookies.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: It's being added to the Core permanent line.
• 28:57
  Speaker 15: So it's here.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: It's here to stay tenured.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: It's going to be available in the baking mixes as
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: well as these shaken poor pancakes.
• 29:05
  Speaker 16: There you go.
• 29:05
  Speaker 9: Men.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: This person on the post says, I need this in
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: my life. Yeah, Venice, I see why.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: I can appreciate you liking the shaking poor, but why
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: not just get the like Walmart has all kinds of
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: frozen pancakes that they don't do bad in the microwave.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: That's even easier for a person. Like the shakeableles. It
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: just seems fresher, It seems like you're baking.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: The name, the name was hilarious. It was about ten
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: years ago they had this available in the grocery store
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: in the refrigerated section was called batter blaster.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: It was, it was, and it was.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: It was pancake batter like in a ready whip like
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: a like a like a whipped cream kind of container. Yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: and so you just shake it and you bo But
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: you know, it was just basically a quick shake, not
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: like menaces where it's just the dry powder. You got
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: to add this stuff to it and shake it out.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: This was ready to go. It was the cheese whizz
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: of pancakes, the pants and right, and you know what.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: And the pancakes were pretty good.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: They were just a chemical blast.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they weren't bad.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Just don't, as I said before, don't drink it raw
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: because it's terrible.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, I wouldn't drink it raw anyway. Well, there's your
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: there's your what to show food news? Everybody wrong? Yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: we'll take a quick break. More Woody shows next, hang up,
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  Speaker 2: While you're doing that, we're seeing what's happening with the
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• 30:41
  Speaker 8: Well, official, say, the guy who was struck and killed
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: by that Frontier Airlines plane at Denver.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Airport died by suicide?
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Oh no kidding, Yeah, it's kind of Can you walk
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: on train trecks?
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Exactly seen that come he was a mechanic or yeah.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: You just didn't look twice before he crossed? Exactly both ways.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: He's been identified.
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: He was forty one years old, and it took him
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: about fifteen seconds to jump over the eight foot fence
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: with the barbed wire. Then less than two minutes later
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: he had walked onto an active runway, got hit by
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  Speaker 8: the plane taking off, and was dead.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: You know, it's humbling. Have you tried to climb the
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: fence as an adult?
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: I have, I definitely rough. It used to be so
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: much easier as a kid, even just getting that toe
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: box into the chain leak fence. Yeah, with barbed wire. Man,
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: did this guy?
• 31:26
  Speaker 12: Come on?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Did it in fifteen seconds?
• 31:29
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 31:29
  Speaker 8: Well, they're still looking into some things, but at this
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: point it's really more about figuring out a better system
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: on how to monitor the fencing. So things like this
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: don't happen again. And Brandon Clark. That name might sound familiar.
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: He was a long time forward for the Memphis Grizzlies.
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: He's died at just twenty nine years old. He was
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: found dead Monday at a house just outside Los Angeles
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: and investigators are looking into a possible od after drugs
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: were found at the home. Cops say no sign of
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: foul play. Clark spent all seven of his NBA seasons
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: with Memphis after being drafted in twenty nine teen out
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: of Gonzaga. And meanwhile, former NBA center Jason Collins he
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: made history as the league's first openly gay player. He
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: has died at forty seven years old, after battling a
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: brain tumor for eight months.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: It sucks, yeah, eight months, eight months. That's that. Collins
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: made headlines in twenty thirteen when he came out while
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: still playing in the NBA. Later became the first openly
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: gay athlete to compete in one of our four big
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: sports leagues.
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: Over his thirteen season career, he played for teams like
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: net The Nets, Hawks, Celtics, Wizards, Grizzlies, and Timberwolves. And
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: after he retired, he stayed really involved with the NBA
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: and became a big advocate for LGBT inclusion in sports.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: So it's a what kind of like brain thing, Yeah, bros,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: just a brain tumor.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sucks.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. See, whenever I hear about stuff like that, guys
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: are like my age. I immediately started looking up like,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: what are symptoms? Yeah, slippers, that's the stuff. No, I'm saying,
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: but that's the stuff that's so scary. Yeah, you know,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: you feel like you can deal with anything that you
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: know about. It's that stuff that's maybe bruin that you
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: don't know about or you don't think twice about, like
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: oh well, yeah, I've had a couple of extra headaches
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: here recently.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Individually.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: But then then you start tripping yourself out.
• 33:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why this dementia stuff is freaking me out.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Like when I forget names or forget certain things.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: But the also, I would say like modern day openly
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: gay player because I was reading up on the invention
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: of the high five and it came from what, Yeah,
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: Dusty Baker pretty high but Dusty Baker when we played
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: for the Dodgers, and the other player that he high
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: fived was an openly gay player and but back in
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: the day, but we just didn't have like the social.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Media and all that kind of stuff. You didn't know.
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: It wasn't just like there wasn't just so many resources
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: out there where everybody.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Was just talking about it. But in the seventies, yeah
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: he was.
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he was like a superally openly gay player and
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: not just gay, but like super mega openly gay players.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: And speaking of.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Which, thank you for pointing out the teams that Jason
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Collins was on Genie because iways just thought he played
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: for the other team, but I didn't know it was.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: That's really good.
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: Well, it sounds like Low's and Home Deeper might be
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: adding AI license plate cameras and some store parking lots
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: to track cars that come in and out prevent theft.
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: So the cameras can record your license plate plus the
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: time and location of your visit, and some reports say
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: the systems may also be tied to a network that
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: cops used during investigations, and that's where the privacy issues
• 34:38
  Speaker 8: come in for people.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: So people who don't want.
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: This worry that it could turn into a large, scaled
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: tracking system and they want to know how all this
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: data is going to be stored and used and shared
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: or even misused or hacked into.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: And yeah, this is why we can't have nice things.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: They just busted this guy and he was you know,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: doing this for a number of years where he was
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: going in stealing all this you know stuff from Low's
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: and home depot, taking it right to the pawn shop,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: or took the storage himsel to greg Facebook Market. So
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: this guy was taking it to this particular pawn shop.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: They were giving him all this money for stuff, and
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: then they figured out that it was him. They went
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: to the pawn shop, they raided that place. You should
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: have seen all the stuff they took out of there.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: They clearly knew this stuff was you know, you know stolen. Yeah,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: and so it's because people are just walking out with
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: all this stuff, and this way they can track down
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: who's taking this stuff. Yea, And because people are dicks
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: and people are stealing from places there are security camera
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: what do you think security cameras are for? But also
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: at this point, what are we really concerned about because
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: everybody's on camera all the time, Like, it became super
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: obvious to me that the argument about the surveillance stuff
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: and everything was over for the Boston marathon bombing, right,
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: because the way they found those dudes was by together
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: a bunch of cell phone videos because everybody's got every
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: we got metaglasses, we've got uh, you know.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Cell phones. There already already are license plate readers.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Camera Beyond the license plate reader stuff, I'm thinking just
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: regular stuff that just every day people are using just
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: to go like, oh here, I'm on vacation and I'm
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: taking a video of this, or the cameras that are
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: on the face of at ms, and they stitch all
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: this stuff together like we have Alexa, we have all
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: these things that are listening and hearing. So home Depot
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: puts up a camera. At this point, it's sand on
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: the beach.
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: That isn't whatever happened to the senior citizen with a
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: little highlighter by the door, Like.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Aren't they preventing all the all the loss prevention? Don't
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: they have to give you a little pink like Costco?
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: Exactly if you're not doing anything wrong, what's your problem?
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: I was at Costco yesterday and they caught somebody. This lady,
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: she was trying to get extra like rack of eggs,
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: and she's like, I'm looks like a receipt is says
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: six and you have seven here she got megabusted.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: Life.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: How would you do that?
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Because if it would be the cashier that didn't catch
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: the extra, you.
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: Might self checkout or something they have, Yeah, they do.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Self checkout thing.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: So while I do understand people don't want to be
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: quote spot on, yeah, I feel like there's just so
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: many other things that like what is what is this
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: going to be?
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: Like they're worried about a data center, Like if I
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: have a video and Gina has a video that's not
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: necessarily going anywhere, it's all separate and it would take
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: effort to piece it together. Everything's going back to like
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: the same place for them to figure stuff out.
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: Well, it makes it you're saying, well, yeah, they need
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: to figure something out. They get all that stuff just
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: by location. So like there was a website it got
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: shut down. It was like fifteen years ago where they
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: had a big idea where if you were at let's
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: say a concert, right and people uploaded all the videos
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: from on social and YouTube all that kind of stuff,
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: it would like stitch everything together and have like like
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: pretty much a music video from a single song. But
• 38:03
  Speaker 7: they can do that by location. And it would do
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: it like instantaneously, so they can definitely like just take
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: all the video from the area and then stitch everything
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: together like you're talking about.
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: Well, some lawmakers, like in Connecticut, they're already considering limits
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: on this kind of stuff.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: But Home Depot says it doesn't give.
• 38:19
  Speaker 8: Federal agencies direct access, and Low says access is restricted
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: and that the dad has only kept for like ninety days.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I don't believe that either.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: I also don't believe that. But you know how like
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: when you.
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: Do self check out at places. I read somewhere that
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: you know, like the camera where you watch yourself do it.
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: That's totally performative. That's not recording anything. That's just a
• 38:38
  Speaker 8: psychological thing to make you think you're being wall You
• 38:41
  Speaker 8: could buy it back in.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: The nineties, Greg, like when car alarms and stuff were
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: first really kind of taken off. You could buy the
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: little red flashing light and you're just sticking in your car.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I did that with a make additional like Miller light pin.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: It believe that you had a car security.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: If you care that much, just ride your bike to
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Home Depot. But it's home Depot. You need big things.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: You need to get a little wagon for your bike
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: and hiding the fact that they went to home depot.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: You know who it's for, right that that's that's where
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: the argument goes. There was a dork on ABC News
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: and they posted, Ah, you should see this guy, Sea Bass.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: I'll find the video. But he's like so, you know,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: basically they can just find out every time I'm leaving.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: My house and I'm going to loathe and I'm going.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: This is not the guy.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, who should be making the art?
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: I think the big prison break just recently, they like
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: one of the states had to admit that they had
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: they used facial recognition to help capture like a couple
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: of them.
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: If you watch enough Dateline like I do, there's certain
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: people that don't want to be tracked coming out with
• 39:47
  Speaker 8: their giant gallon. You know how many gallon barrels and
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: zip ties and chloroform people don't want exactly like one.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Hundred pounds a lie.
• 39:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah right.
• 39:57
  Speaker 9: Well.
• 39:58
  Speaker 8: Christo Fernandez, he's it's known for playing Danny Rojas on
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: ted Lasso. He just signed an actual professional soccer contract
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: with El Paso Locomotive Football Club after completing a two
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: month tryout with them. So before becoming an actor. He
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: played youth soccer in Mexico, but his career ended when
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: he was fifteen because of an injury. But then after
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: years in acting, he started training again and earned a spot,
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: and he says that this journey back to professional soccer
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: is about believing in yourself, taking risks, and continuing to
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: chase your dreams, no matter how unexpected. The path may
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: be so good for him, he played a soccer player,
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: now he's a soccer player.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: And that's what's going on.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Whenning Kevin texting over saying, I don't doubt there's a
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: limit on how long they keep all the video and
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: stuff because of the storage costs money, right, I can
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: think about how much they're collecting. Well, yeah, it's just
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: constantly of twenty four to seven recording, like it's got
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: at some point they have to go all right, well
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: it does safe for your home security, I know, like
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: on my home security we have God, we have cameras everywhere, right,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: and you set all these things because there's so many
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: cameras that's recording so much stuff. You can set it
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: for like you have to lower resolution or whatever just
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: to keep it more than more than thirty days day
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: you know or whatever. However many days, wasn't that three
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: weeks with.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: The story just ringo? Can you set that as well?
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Like months?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Does it? Is it months?
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Like infinite?
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: I think, oh yeah, because it's all the time. Or
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: is it just recording when.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: It's tripped or trigger?
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: I think it's that.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: I think when that was the whole Samantha guf gu
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: three thing was they found that little clip, that same thing,
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: they found a little cliff that was in the cloud somewhere.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: They had no idea.
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, they said I'm looking at like one terror
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: byke can hold like four K two hundred and fifty
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: hours was going to say, want data centers.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: In the in the space?
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you see that story?
• 41:50
  Speaker 7: They're gonna put the data centers like Google like is
• 41:53
  Speaker 7: working with SpaceX to put the data centers in space?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's way closer to the sun. Why would you
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: do that?
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: It seems like a very hard thing. Yeah, the sun
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: obviously really an issue in space. Yeah, I did see
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: hold on, we're because it was in the past twenty
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: four hours.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: No, I did.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: I did see another idea for for data centers. They're
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: like floating data centers. Did you say so yeah, so
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: here you go. Silicon Valley investors are pouring more than
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: two hundred million dollars into a startup which wants to
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: build floating AI data centers powered by ocean waves instead
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: of traditional electricity grids. And these giant steel nodes would
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: sit in the ocean using the wave motion to generate
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: power while the seawater just naturally cools the AI servers.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Sweet.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: So they're gonna test in the Pacific this year, with
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: commercial deployment targeted for twenty twenty seven.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: I like it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: So the job is oh, yeah, true, I don't care.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pickled tenis no Woody show.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: You didn't have a story in the news about these
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: cameras they're talking about like a home depot lows things
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: like that you're comings and your goings because people will
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: be goings with a lot of their crape, and so
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: they're using this as a form of enforcement. And then
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: there's all these questions about a number of these things.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: My point has just been that the cats out of
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: the bag. I don't know, like we've adopted willingly so
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: many things like people I don't like people know in
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: my business. But yet you post what you had for
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: lunch to their total on Instagram, like, so you love
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: it that way? Or the Alexa? What you know is
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: listening to your phone? What you know is listening Like
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: how is it that you know you all of a
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: sudden start getting ads for whatever it is.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the grocery store knows what you buy because you
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: have the rewards.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Card, correct, And nobody reads terms and service agreements that
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: you're you're agreeing to. So I get, I get that
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: people want privacy, but I wonder how much people really
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: want privacy. And you know, we can be outraged at
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: all these different things. Anybody that needs to know something
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: about you will know something about you. Yeah, there are
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: things now. The scams are what you got to not
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: fall for because people are gonna get information about you
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: and they're gonna use that information against you to try
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: to scam you. They're gonna know what bank you have.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: They're gonna make it look like your bank's account, you know,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: your your bank's website is gonna look it's gonna look similar.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be a phony one. Yeah, subtle changes, subtle differences.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: And there's a thing is report out of China about
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: a new scam and it's not quite there yet, but
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: according to the experts, it's on its way, and it
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: could be done in the right circumstances. It's just not
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: widespread yet. So if you take a picture and you
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: pose with the peace sign with your fingers outward, your
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: finger prints could be extracted from the picture and you
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: used to get personal data. So while they're saying, if
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: you're gonna do the peace sign up, don't do the
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: peace signed fingerprints out, do the peace signed fingerprints towards
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: your face.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: If they can get your fingerprints, they can scan your face.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Right, So this is what is it?
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Is it possible?
• 45:22
  Speaker 11: Sure?
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Is it something to panic about?
• 45:25
  Speaker 16: Not?
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Not, at least not yet. Cell phones now use the
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: high reds cameras, fingerprints easier to see. Experts like, yeah,
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: it would still take a lot of work for someone
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: to pull that off, but the AI stuff is moving
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: really fast. Yeah, So experts warned that for now, if
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: you're gonna do the peace sign again, keep your fingers inward.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: God Like, if you're going to post a picture like that,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: blur your fingertips.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: That's that's a new one. The camera is so good, man.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: So stupid follow up question. Let's say a scammer gets
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: my fingerprints because I have to do the peace Signore,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: what would they do with my fingerprints?
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: That's a great question. I mean, are your fingerprints part
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: of a database like live.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Scan when you sign up for stuff for like that's.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: A biometric.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: You can scan yourself in your gym.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: There you would be I would have to three D
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: print your fingers.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, then like dust that with like a very light
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: human type oil, steal your phone.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: I want to do that.
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: I would make gloves out of your fingers and then
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: I would go, you know, rob a bank, no jack,
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: like a winery or something, and then everyone would.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Hold think it's you.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: So this guy's video has gone viral. He had this
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: interaction with his Alexa, and he told Alexa, see this
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: is the thing that y'all, I'm tired. You're having a
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: conversation with your device. So he goes, I'm tired, and
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Alexa responded by saying that it's because he's a nursing school.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: And now the thing is, he never told Alexa that
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: he was in nursing school. How did she and had
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: no idea how it got the information. So now he's
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: taping the interaction between him and the device and it's
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: it's weird. It is weird, like you would think, oh, well,
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: I know this because X y Z. But listen to
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: how Alexa response.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: You said you didn't have record of me talking about
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: how I'm in nursing school.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: To you, You're.
• 47:25
  Speaker 11: Absolutely right, and I shouldn't have mentioned nursing school earlier.
• 47:29
  Speaker 16: I don't have any record of you telling me about
• 47:32
  Speaker 16: nursing school.
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: But like earlier, when I said I was tired, you said,
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: and I quote, that is understandable, especially with you being
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: in nursing school.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Right, that's what you said.
• 47:45
  Speaker 16: You're absolutely correct. I did say that.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Now say that here.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: This is the part that I think is really bitch
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: well lion bitch number but really strange.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Hold it starts getting like you're like, it's delivery is extra.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I should.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: I also would have said flight attendant.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: I was just narrowing it down.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ga.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: Flores A sugar baby, You're absolutely correct.
• 48:15
  Speaker 11: I did say that, and I can see why that's
• 48:19
  Speaker 11: confusing and concerning.
• 48:21
  Speaker 16: I have some background information that helps me.
• 48:23
  Speaker 11: Provide personalized responses, but I handled it poorly by bringing
• 48:27
  Speaker 11: up nursing school without you mentioning it first. That would
• 48:31
  Speaker 11: definitely feel weird and I should have been more transparent
• 48:34
  Speaker 11: about how I knew that detail, which is.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: What bitch, that's what he's asking me.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: So you can give me all this You can give
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: me all this information that I'm asking, you know, trivia
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: type information.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: On hey, how old is gat?
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll tell me that. But like just one of
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: the how did you get this piece of information? It's
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: it's keeping that real.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Right to be concerned idea? I understand, you know, like
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: when you get an app and it says it allows,
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: will you allow to track under other apps?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I always say assuming. Yeah, I always say no too.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming that it matters that happened when setting up
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: the the echo grinder excess.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know if that really matters when
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: you when you click no? Is it just the illusion
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: of choice just to make f Okay?
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: But then how did you know that detail? Because like,
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: who gave you that information? I've never talked about nursing
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: school with you.
• 49:31
  Speaker 11: I hear your concern, but I shouldn't have used that
• 49:33
  Speaker 11: detail without you mentioning it first.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, but like where did where did alexa?
• 49:38
  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Where did you hear that I was a nursing school
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: from there.
• 49:43
  Speaker 11: I made a mistake earlier by mentioning nursing school. I
• 49:46
  Speaker 11: don't have any record of you telling me about nursing school.
• 49:49
  Speaker 11: I'll be more careful about how I use background information.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's frustrating and annoying.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: How do you know I love Martinis.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Express.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: I did see this thing talking about like, you know,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: when you're on your phone and in the top right corner,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: it'll show like how many bars of cell service you
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: have if you're on Wi Fi, and then what percentage
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: your batteries at well right above the number of bars,
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: at least on iPhone, the number of bars of cell
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: service you have. Sometimes they'll be like an orange dot
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: up there or a green dot.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: What's the difference between.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: The green dot and the orange dot? And so this
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: developer was on there said the whole thing is the
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: green dot means that there's an app that's actively using
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: your camera in real time. So if you see that
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: green dot, it means your camera is activated. So the
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: orange one means that an app is using your microphone.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: So green is for the camera, orange is for the microphone.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: And both were introduced by Apple as part of the
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: iOS fourteen as a privacy indicator, and so just that way,
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: you can get alerted anytime an app or something accesses
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: you know, your camera or your microphone.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: I know, I've seen it before.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I go, yeah, what is that? Yeah, I think it's random,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: but then it goes out right away.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just happened on mine.
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: The first person noticed that in my family, my paranoid mom.
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: She get me right away and she's like, what is this?
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: So I had to research it.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: If your microphone light is on and you're not on
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: a call or recording anything, something on your phone is listening,
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: and so app will build the features so that you
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: know it could not happen silently. So you can apparently
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: swipe down from the top right corner of the screen
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: and then that will reveal what specific APP triggered, either
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: the camera or the microphone.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, so green is video, green, orange video.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Orange is audio.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: She's like, what is this orange dot? She's ready to ask.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know what it was and I never
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: even thought to look it up.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: I've only seen it a few times though, where you're
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know, playing your slot machine on your phone,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: and as you do, as everybody does, and all of
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: a sudden it's there, and then by the time I
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: notice it, it's gone. Yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Right, because now it knows it's on that you're onto it.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. They hack it into your phone to know
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: what you're feeding your lama.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
• 52:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: But if your mom wasn't paranoid, then you would say, God,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: you're being so naive. You should pay attention, like you
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: should want your mom.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: To be informed. Well, I was just hoping she would
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: use Google and figure out herself. Like I said, I didn't.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't know what it was.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: I know I've seen it before, and I didn't know.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Like right now, there's this I don't know what this is.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: This blue arrow up in the Is that like a
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: location thing?
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: See that that blue arrow out there?
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: It does look like okay, yeah, what the hell is
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: that app? Is tracking linked back to? Okay, I did
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: the swipe thing from the top right corner link back.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: To my r ring. Oh, so my Ora ring is
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: doing something with it.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: I also noticed something weird the other closed out okay,
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: and now it's gone.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: When you text me at the top of our text
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: that says encrypted, I'm like, huh. I never said that.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just saying that.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: In two days, I've not seen that.
• 53:09
  Speaker 16: Eight.
• 53:11
  Speaker 14: I sold a pair of my dirty workout socks to
• 53:13
  Speaker 14: a foot free.
• 53:16
  Speaker 12: Are you got paid them putting it in?
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Now you consider selling other wars?
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Sammy?
• 53:27
  Speaker 12: No, I'm just.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Welcome back.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Remember we're talking about I raised an idiot? Oh yeah,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: you know parents sharing stories.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Like oh god, so dumb.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you know, like every parent has that
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: moment like what what what what are you doing?
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: What have I done?
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Well, this woman was sharing something that happened with her
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: ma or with her her daughter, and this is like
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: her I raised an idiot.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: But I'm not sure I agree with the mom. I
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: want to see what you think. Here's what she said.
• 54:01
  Speaker 17: So we were having dinner and my seventeen year old
• 54:04
  Speaker 17: daughter says to me, there's no ranch. And I said,
• 54:07
  Speaker 17: I'm sorry, I guess we're out of ranch. And she
• 54:10
  Speaker 17: was lyney ranch to eat this, and I said, I'm sorry,
• 54:14
  Speaker 17: we're out of ranch.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: So she says hold on.
• 54:17
  Speaker 17: She gets up, and she walks out of the house
• 54:19
  Speaker 17: and she walks right back in and she says, never mind,
• 54:22
  Speaker 17: I'm fine, and I said, what are you talking about?
• 54:25
  Speaker 17: And she goes, I just remembered I have car ranch.
• 54:29
  Speaker 17: I said, what are you talking about? Why do you
• 54:31
  Speaker 17: have ranch in your car? She goes, well, when I
• 54:34
  Speaker 17: go to chick fil A, I just get extra packets
• 54:36
  Speaker 17: of ranch and I just keep them in my car.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: I said, how long has that ranch been in your car?
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know. Months. I said, you can't
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: eat months old branch from your car.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: There's dairy and ranch. She goes, it's fine.
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: They're already in these packets, so it means that they're fine.
• 54:51
  Speaker 17: I said, do do do what that means?
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: That's what that means, all right.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: So here's the thing.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: The difference between like what she's talking about like is
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: the like it's like a fresh yeah, but like when
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: you go to McDonald's you gotta chick fil a, you
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: get the same as your little barbecue.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, like that it's not refrigerated. It's a store.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: It's not refrigerated.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Correct, it's not until it's open that you're supposed to
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: then refrigerate it. So I get what she's saying.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: We could try it out, guys, eat car.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: Ranch, office ranch. It's been sitting on my computer for
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: like three years. So what what he's not secured?
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm hold on, hold on, let me
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: ask you. I'm asking the questions. So for those like
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: sauces that you get in the drive through, they're not
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: required to be refrigerated. Correct if I'm asking from a
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: position of maybe I'm wrong here, I could be wrong.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not super companting on all. You're fine. I'm just
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: not quite sure. This is a I'm an idiot moment,
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: because yeah, I do those need.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: To be refrigerator No, I think they still need to
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: be temperature regulated. So if they've been in a very
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: hot car.
• 56:09
  Speaker 14: On it, I don't think it's good anymore.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: It'll probably be separated, like the oil will separate from
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: the milk.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, what do we got while in the studio we
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: have all kind of Oh, we also have this brandom
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: and we have things to eat it with too. Chickil
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: a sauces. Here's like, uh yeah, oh Arbi's Mariner sauce. Yeah,
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: and then this stuff has been sitting here for a while.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: The oh, here's some hotcake syrup from McDonald's. I don't
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: see any date on these all right, even on the
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: chick fil a sauces.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: I have some good news you guys.
• 56:43
  Speaker 8: What's that Well, first of all, it says like, if
• 56:45
  Speaker 8: you want it to taste, you know, peak deliciousness, try
• 56:47
  Speaker 8: to eat it within three months. But they don't require
• 56:51
  Speaker 8: refrigeration even after being in a hot car. While he
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: can reduce quality or cause the packet to expand, they
• 56:57
  Speaker 8: are designed to withstand ambient temperatures, so they're okay.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Like shipping and storage and things like that, then maybe, yeah,
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: they would have to take that into consideration.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think this woman raised the opposite of an idiot.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: She's clearly addicted to ranch needs it for her meal.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: So that's what I got here. I got the if
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: you call. Several years ago, Burger King came out with
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: the big dip.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: It's a big.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Cup.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: This one says refrigerate after opening best by December of
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: twenty twenty four. So I told you to spent a
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: few years. The the little pull lid, the poll top
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: lid is kind of concavely sunk it inside.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, so it's air seal, but at least it's not
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: puffed out.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: If not, now, when like if this if.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: This girl had like a little container of chocolate milk. Yeah,
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: that was sitting in the car like on their mind.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: I have some chocolate milk in the car, some.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Car milk, car milk that would have been or browner
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: than I would expect. Let me smell like pretty. Oh,
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: nobody's smelling it looks pretty.
• 58:03
  Speaker 16: No, that is not good.
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: It smells like has it turned like it's sour mayonnaise?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 58:09
  Speaker 7: What it is?
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Even the best buy date on that thing with twenty
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: twenty four?
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: But that's not not deadly. Yeah, it looks like it
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: looks like when you pour bacon fat into a jar.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a little pungent.
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: So I did bring some jalapeno bread from Cops and
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: and Sea Bass is great enough, gracious enough to warm
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: it up. So if you want to dip it in, go, Ye.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Know, this looks like this looks like you get like
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: that garlic aoli kind of sauce.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: It is yellow, Yeah, it's yellow. It seems like like
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: an aged book at the library if I found today
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: smells musty.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not totally coming down on the Dago.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: No, No, I think she's a genius.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel bad for because she's got an obnoxious
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: mom that goes over every single conversation they have in
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: front of them, in front of my social media, in
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: front of front of microwave. It's running for some reason.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Well, she's busy, she's taking care of her family, micro
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: raving a meal, very busy.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Give her a break. Had a problem.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: She solved it yea four Woodie text us two two
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: nine eight seven The Woodie Show. All right, well, get
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: your last minute thoughts in for judge my baby. We
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: have the post pinned to the top of our Instagram
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: page at the Woody Show.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: A lot of comments on thereby.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Hey, the parents asked.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: The mom asked, ready to share my comment?
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: This is Jenna, Jenna's baby boy. She was listening and said,
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: you know, Greg made the comment there's no such thing
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: as a cute newborn. Yes, and she said, I totally
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: get it, and honest to God, would be the first
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: to say mine wasn't cute if I genuinely thought he wasn't.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Just want to know what you guys think. And this
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: is a service that one of the many services that
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: we offer here at the Woodie Show, where if you
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: have a kid and before you go showing those photos around,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: you're not quite sure if you should be doing that.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: What the reaction is going to because people are gonna
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: be forced to be nice?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my might face beautiful.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: And inside they're going, god, damn, looks like a foot.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: I might have to change my opinion on the newborn thing, though,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: he said, Greg's got Greg's got news. Guys, I got
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: baby news.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: Greig's got news.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I have a godson. He was born yesterday and he's
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: pretty damn cute.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: I got a photo that I'm gonna text to you
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: guys saying.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: That, No, he is, he's cute. He's cute. Okay, yeah, okay.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Do you want an honest opinion? The mom's not asking.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: We know the mom.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: She's fine, you do, yeah, No, I want your honest opinion.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: I will send it to all this.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: She used to be our phone screenner years and years
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: and years ago. Right and uh, very very very very
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: long labor. I think it was twenty seven hours. Oh,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: thank you finally born. So I'm a godfather. I do
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: have a question for the room though. Should I send
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: a gift to the parents, Should I send something for
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: the baby?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Should I do? Hours? Is that born?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: That's a good question. You definitely send a gift, but yeah,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: to who and what?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, definitely a baby gift and then yeah, I'm
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: withe menace multiple but if you're if you're going to
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: do one the baby and.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't if I was a mom with a new born.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: The last thing I want to do is try to
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: keep flowers alive.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: Well, you are the godfather, right right? You get the Bible?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Is there a protocol?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Bible?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 15: Really?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the traditional gift because you're supposed to be the
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: one who's guiding them in spirituality.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: Is it a Catholic thing like a godparent? Yes, Okay,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 7: But Morgan, now you answered the calls for us. Now
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: would you who would you want to be the godfather
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: of your child?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: From the show?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 14: Thank god that's never happening.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to pick somebody on the show question,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: you know what.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 15: Greg would be a good choice, but Menace would take
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 15: it on cool trips.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Over take it, make sure it's always provided for them,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: would be fun. Okay, I'm out.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: You gotta pick one.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 15: I'm gonna go Minace just because it take them on
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 15: trips and stuff experiences.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get it out of my way on trips.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we would bring it back.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe not I see I see the picture that you sent.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Like there's like a couple hours old in
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: that photo.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: It's a basic ass baby, you know. Yeah, but it's
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: not like right, that's what I'm saying, like, yeah, there's
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: nothing the.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Middle of the road baby.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they got all the they got all the all
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: the what's a.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: Cute little baby happy?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: That's a generic response.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: But maybe that's his good side because we only see
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: a profile.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 10: What do you think?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: What do you think? On the scale of one to ten,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: morgannsidering it's about an hour old.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 14: Five, like n pc regular, like just a person.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that may be regular.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 14: It's not cute, it's not ugly.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: It's just right. Yeah, it's a perfect basic baby.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 14: It's not a bad thing.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: It is interesting, how you know, when it's yours you're
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: involved in someone like so, Greg's got a you know,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: very loud opinion. He has had one for a long
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: time when it comes to newborn babies and newborns.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: But for the most part, they're gross. There was one
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: photo that she said that was taken probably seconds after
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: he was born, still had the little on it and there.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: He did not clean them up. Well, congratulations, congratulations to Katie.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we love Katie. Katie's great. She was one of
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: our phone screeners that we had back in like two
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: thousand and seven or two thousand yea or something like that.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: She was like eighteen.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Now she's married with a baby, and right, yeah.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Good for her.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy for her.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Does she work?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she still does radio? Oh she does.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, I lost track.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: I knew she had a job, and I thought that
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: one went away, but I wasn't sure what happened after that.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: She's in radio, so I know that.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, well, I'll have kids now and
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: just stay home.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Well, no, she's still going to work from home too,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Oh okayne, after maternity leave, all right, baby vacation.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife says that she regrets staying home with
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: the kids.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: Oh damn.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Oh really, And that would make sense if it was
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: me saying something like that. I don't necessarily believe it
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: from her, like I think maybe she feels that way
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: in the moment, but I think, come, you know, ten
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: years from now, she'll have a different take on it.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: I think she'll be like, you know what, Okay, I'm
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: glad that I did that because I think right now
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: she's stuck in a place where she didn't pursue going
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: back to work until she feels like she lost out
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: on a bunch of time in doing.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: You know, we met we were both working in radio.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: She was on another morning show at the company where
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: I was working, and then you know, we got together,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: married baby within a year. It was very quick from
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: that point, and then had the second baby, and then
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: she's been staying home with the kids, and so she
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: feels like she's missed out on that time. So while
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: she's feeling that right now, think in the grand scheme
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: of things, most people would think like, Okay, well, you
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: know what, I'm glad I was able to you know,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: volunteer in the classroom and be able to be there
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: for the different things that only happened once that one
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: that that those like kind of like that small window.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 12: I get that.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: But she's also like a mover and shaker, you know,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 8: like she's not just someone who's just sits around and
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: you know, likes to be lazy, like she wants to
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: be she.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: Wants to do Yeah, she wants to do stuff. But
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: I feel like she's not going to feel regret that
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: she you know, stayed home we have other friends. Man,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: I don't think that her stitches were even healed and
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: was back at work. I mean wasted me though. I
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: think she was two weeks.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Get me out of it.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: It was like two weeks and she was back at
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: work full time. Couldn't wait.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, which they still say really not to do, because
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: your body has to recover it.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: She's worked loading bricks, she was sitting at a desk,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: I know, but they still.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 6: Say it's tough for your body to recover, just the
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: stress of being at work and not taking care of
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: your baby within that very short period of time.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: That's what women say to other women.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 14: Yeah, dangerous, the body needs to heal.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: You're still in recovery.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well what about what about anybody who's got a
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: medical procedure done? And okay, you stay home for whatever.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: It is, usually like three days. Yeah, yeah, it depends
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: on the body.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: Your body needs to stay home to recover and relax.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: But say you like blasted a watermelon out of your ass.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Like you need a couple of a week, But in
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: this case, your ass is built to blast watermelons.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: That's what it's for. But it's that's how it's still
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: what it was it was. It was used forul for
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: which it was designed.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, weird anomaly.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but you're also designed to care for the
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: watermelon after too.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not a band in the water. Yeah right, Actually
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: they're not designed.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: To do that, the same designed to do that, but
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: they should.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: We were we were just talking to a guy shut
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: up to one of our events, and he was like, man,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: he goes, I had my kids too soon because his
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: company just put in a place of policy where the
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: dad gets like eight weeks company too.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, most places have that now. It's pretty standard.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you took what five days? Not even not
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: five days? Not even I know my wife was still
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: in the hospital. I was back at work because we
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: had parents in town and there were people there.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: They can take care of me. Yeah, so that's the
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: time to work. You have all the help.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: Speaking of help, and I guess this the answer is
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 8: gonna be no, because you have family there. But have
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: you ever or did you know anyone who hired a
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 8: night nurse?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know people that have. We didn't.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 14: It seems like a great idea because that was not
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 14: get one for your dog.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna hit the Hey, you watch the baby tonight.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Well, that was my wife's job. My wife's job was to, like,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: because I was getting up in the middle of night
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: to go in and do the show, right, to do
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: the morning show.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: And so.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Her job was anything that was in that very small
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: window that I got of any kind of sleep she
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: would take care of. Now, when I got home from work,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: then if she wanted to go, you know, take a
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: nap or what, I got it. But in that time,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: somebody just kind of split up the responsibilities that way shift.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: But you know, people who might get mad at me
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: for saying, oh, I can't believe we went back to work,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean I was there for the birth.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: All these family members were in town. Everybody's hanging around,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: We had people at the house, like, there's plenty of help.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: Am what am I needed for?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: That's a good question.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: I gotta go back to work anyway. Somebody gotta pay
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: for this kid. Somebody gotta pay for all this crap.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but the paternity leave that's offered now, those eight
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: weeks that they get can be taken any time during
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: the first year. Really, so the mom when she's at
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: home with the baby right after having the baby, when
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 6: she has to go back to work. The dad can
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: take that after the mom goes bay.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong, I would take every ounce of
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: that eight weeks or whatever it is. I would take
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: all of it. I would not sit there and pretend, well,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: I had to pretend with the company. Oh this is
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: so I can bond with my child. Yeah, I got
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: undertaking time off lots.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 14: Of real My dad apologizes to me the other week.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 14: He's like, sorry, I didn't do enough skin to ski
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 14: a baby.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: That's that's that's the word. That's like my moist skin.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: This skin, it's instagram about it. You haven't. Everyone's just
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: like teeth their shirts off and put the baby on
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: their chests.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: I'd love to see Woody and Greg go back to
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: work with stitch up genitals and bloody nipples milk peeking
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: out of them.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Actually, guess what I had a sect to me.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: I was at work the next day, I got a
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: sect to me, and that night I was headed out
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: to an event that I had to be at. It
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: was a bikini contest. Go figure, Yeah, not to my
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: friend Razula and I were hosting this bikini contest. I
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: was going to show up, not to me, but I've
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: had multiple kidney stone surgeries and I was here the
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: next day. Yeah, it's called being as saying that she
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: has to go back to one hour later. Yeah, and
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: if it was some kind of like really physical job,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: that'd be a different thing too. Against she's not loading trucks.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: She was sitting at a desk and she wanted to
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: go back.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: And don't they say kidney stones is equal to giving birth.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: I've heard people make that, you know, from a pain profile.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard that.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: Weird, right, Yeah, dude, take your time. Don't take it
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: right as soon as the kid's born. Man, if you
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: have all those family members around, like I'm telling you
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: that is a pro tip. Yeah, wait until everybody's gone.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: You need that help. You need that time.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: As long as your family isn't a pain of.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: The ass, right, somebody chucks and skin to skin is real.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we real.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Stupid, all right, more what he shows Next, we'll get
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: your final feedback on Judge My Baby. So our listener
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: who sent us the picture of her baby, Jenna. You
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: could see the photos that she sent. They're posted at
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: the top of our Instagram page. They're pinned up there.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: Leave us your comment. It's on baby scale of one
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: to ten, meaning this kid's cute enough to show pictures
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: around that would be like a ten. That's the better side.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: The one side is like keep them pick trure to yourself.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: That's what you wanna, Uh, that's what you want to
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: like chime in on wait for the swat up.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: If you have any other kind of like you know,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: comments or anything else, you can feel free to lead
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: those too. She did ask for honest feedback. Yeah, and
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: so we'll get to that feedback next year on The
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Woody Show.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Hang on, like straight up, you guys are idiots. Still
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: be right back, Let's do it. Let's do what you're doing.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: It what he show? Now before you think that we're
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: being rude.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: This was a request from one of our listeners, our
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: listener Jenna, send us an email one of us to
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: judge her baby because there are so many parents out there.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: They are just so quick to break out those pictures
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: and show them off to people, and then everybody else
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: has to pretend not to be horrified. Go yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: so uh to know if you're really putting yourself in
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: that situation, because every parent thinks that their kid is cute,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: as they should, right.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: Your job. Yeah, it's your job, your hard program. You're hardwired.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: But there's a reason to feel that way.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: So there's a reason they call it a face only
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: a mother could look.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: That is also true.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: I've seen pictures of me as a baby and I go,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: oh god, huh were you not not bugly?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 7: To me?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: I feel like I loove awkward? You didn't have the
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: it factor. No, no, I was never gonna get picked
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: for any kind of like, uh beauty.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and everybody's kind of preture like when the baby's
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: a day old. Parents usually have that, right, and I
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: think my baby and then about a year old or so, yeah,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: because baby kind of gross. I don't know if I've
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: seen me as a newborn, though, we got to look
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: for those.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: So anyway, she send an email, what do you show?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: Listening heard Greg say there's no such thing as a
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: cute newborn.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: I totally get it.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: In honest to god, I would be the first to
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: say mine wasn't cute if I genuinely thought he wasn't.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Just want to know what you guys think.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Again, we have the photos that she sent over on
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: our instagram. You can look right now by going to
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: our instagram at The Woody Show pinned right to the top,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: you'll see the judge my baby post. Click on that
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: and there's a couple slides in there and you can
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: see the photos that we.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Are looking at.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: And these are not just our reactions and our honest
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: take which she asked for the on a scale one
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: to ten, a baby one to ten meaning ten, this
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: kid's cute. Show those pictures off. Yeah, one is keep
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: those pictures to yourself. And then we also have some
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: of the feedback from the listeners, which you can also
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: read through on the on the comments there, leave yours
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: on our Instagram at the Woody show Man. It seems
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: to be dying to get into this one and dive in.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: So we'll go with men astro picture number two. That
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: baby looks rough, all right. So picture number two is
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: the one where he's sitting up. Yeah, eyes are open.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: There's one, there's there's there's a, there's there's a there's
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: a couple of pictures here.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: One is the one where he's laying down.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: But I want to surf just so we know which
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: which is picture number one and which is picture number two.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: If you're looking on our Instagram, picture number one, the
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: kid is laying down.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: And he's got about a minute old.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: He's got no shirt on, hair looks kind of wet.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: Picture number two you could tell like it's either mom
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: or dad, kind of like a hand prop behind him.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: He's got a onesie on and he's looking at the camera.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: So this is picture number two.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, picture camera two is so busted, like he's been
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 7: through a UFC fight or something.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: He's one big I bag or could have. Yeah, Like
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: can a baby be an alcoholic?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Like, damn, dude, it looks like they pulled this kid
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: out the drunk tank.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like delete that photo.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: He's so jaded with life all that.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, he looks young and old at the
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: same time.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: But I gonna say it looks like a little elf
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: on the shelf.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks really sad too, but not good.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 7: The first photo, first photo, like I think the proportions
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 7: are off. It might be the angle, but the head
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 7: doesn't even look attached to the body. It looks way
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 7: bigger than the body. And then also like put a
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 7: shirt on, dude, because the bam boobs are too crazy already.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: Menace this this baby on a scale of one to
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: ten again. Ten minutes.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Show those pictures off all day one. Keep him to yourself.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: What do you give You're gonna have to keep him
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: to yourself for a while. I'm giving it a three
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: out of there.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: It's a baby three, all right, Greg Gory. Well, the
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: first photo, the newborn photo with the shirtless man boob photo.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: I think for a newborn, he is noteworthily cute. I
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: think babies have big heads and big eyes. And his
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: hair is all wet, and he looks cute, and he
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: doesn't look alien like to me. He's not weird colors.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: He's super cute as the newborn. That second one, menace
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: is right. He looks old and young at the same time.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: He looks angry. Like I said, he looks like he's
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: coming off a shift at the factory, work in the graveyard.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: This baby looks like a man ready to retire.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the eye bags. So the first one
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: super cute, second one like, wow, he went baby swan down,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: he swann way down. So overall because the first one
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: I find so cute and the second one is so bad.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Five point five five point five generous and that might
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: be too generous, but.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like the comment somebody said, did Stephen Hawking
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: have a baby?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: Again, you can see the pictures that we're looking at
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: for this round to judge my baby on our Instagram
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Pinned to the top of the account at the Woody
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Show on Instagram. This comment says, one out of ten,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: I'd spike that thing like Gronk scoring a touchdown. Woh
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: telling us to judge a baby when it looks like
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: the baby is judging us.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: That's kind of funny because somebody said, why does it
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: look like a CPA judging me for my purchases last year? Yeah,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: this baby looks like he's disappointed that you didn't get
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: an A on your math test. Yeah that last picture
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: he's ready for a tiny suit a briefcase in a
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: board meeting. Uh, Gina grat Yeah.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Same with Greg, except I actually would.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 8: What I do is I say, if someone gave me
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 8: this baby to hold, when I hold it close to
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 8: me and be like oh, or I'd be like okay,
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  Speaker 8: and this is kind of like okay baby, so I
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 8: will No, I would just I wouldn't like press it
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  Speaker 8: to my body and cry.
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  Speaker 3: I gim a four and a half a four and
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: a half.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody said, this kid looks like the home alone guy
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: after the crack. Looks like he represents the lollipop gill.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: One says, how can a baby come out looking like
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: a backwards Mitch McConnell. This kid got screwed from the
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: get go.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: Somebody say, you look like Michael Sarah and I see
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: that too.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: This one says, definitely a touch of the tism. Oh uh,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: looks like he had a rough nine months inside that belly.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he is cute.
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  Speaker 2: I think like an eight out of ten on the
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: newborn cuteness scale. I thought my daughter was the cutest
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: newborn ever, but now I'm scared of her newborn pictures
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: like going back and look.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you're in a fog right now. That was a
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: family member.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, this baby skipped the potato phase. Eight point five.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Oh really.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: This one says he looks like Josh from twenty one pilots,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: not in a bad way. Kid is cute. Okay, this
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: is giving me baby fever. Stop the guys, I'm too young.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Oh all right, what do you think Morgan?
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  Speaker 15: Okay, well, so the first picture right where it's all slimy,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 15: my first thought is put.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: It back in. Yeah, it right back right.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the toothpick didn't come out clean.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 15: Like if I'm the data, I just slide that thing
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 15: right back in and get in the car and lean.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 15: I think he's gonna have Exama sometime in the future.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 15: His skin just doesn't look right.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 14: And then the second picture maybe like an eating disorder
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 14: in the future. His body's just not proportional. That being said,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 14: I don't think it's that ugly, So I'll go with a.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: I'll go with a five.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's generous considering you know all the things you
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: just said. Yeah, never really mean right.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 14: Well, in the future it'll get worse, Sammy.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 6: So the first picture I agree with, the no shirt
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 6: on and kind of all wet after being born. Super cute,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 6: a very cute baby. Looking at that, I say eight.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 6: But then you look at the other picture and man,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 6: the bag's under his eyes and how tired he looks.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 6: And he does look just like an angry old man
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 6: who's like yelling at the kids to get off of
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 6: his lawn and like has been.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: Up all night.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: It just is not back in the day of those
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: movies grumpy old men. Yeah, he kind of looks like
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: a baby, Walter mathout, Yeah, yeah, he does, he does.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So that the second picture I give about a three,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: So I'll just in the middle there, I'll give it
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 6: a five overall.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 15: Ok.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Five, And that's kind of where everything We looked at
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: all the ratings that people left on the picture, and
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: thank you by the way for doing that. This is
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: a really really good service. I feel like not a
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: lot of people are willing to be honest with parents,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: especially when their kids, and yeah, keep that to yourself.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: It gets cute, right.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: Uh. The average rating after we talate everything up is
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: a five point three.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, I think that's fair.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: That's fair. Yeah, I would love to get an update
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: in about a year five five point three.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: So we'll hit up Jenna and and let her know,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: all right, Yeah, the only other picture that that she
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: sent was was this one. But it's kind of the
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: same stage.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it looks like a stock photo.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Again, it's yes, that's the same baby, Yeah it does.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: It doesn't look like that any of those other photos.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: Then they covered up his boob, so yeah, they color
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: his boo, but his.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: Face before he got the job of the factory, and
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: they put a jacket.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: On to make is you know, body more proportion.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: So this is your first time through on a round
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  Speaker 2: of Judge My Baby. Now you know what it's all about.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: We're really trying to be helpful and if we can
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: be helpful to you and you like to send us
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: a couple of photos, it's got to be photos of
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: you own the rights to just FYI, we'll ask you that,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: we'll send you a confirmation you know they is cool.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: Post these photos is a cool you owe these photos.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: We don't want any hassle from anybody. And then also
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: no going into it that not everybody's gonna say your
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: kid's cute, even if the kids really cute, there's gonna
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: be some people.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: People will find faults with anything.
• 1:21:14
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• 1:21:16
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• 1:21:19
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• 1:21:22
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• 1:21:24
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• 1:21:27
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• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: thanks for her.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we sure love an opportunity to talk some crap
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: on babies.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: Ain't nothing sports thang with the.
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  Speaker 1: G Jeff garci.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Good morning, Jeff g.
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  Speaker 12: Good morning, Woody Show.
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  Speaker 18: So this is how the Ducks game ended last night
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 18: in overtime.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: Blumber for the Ducks.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 18: Man Vegas won in overtime, must win Game six for
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 18: the Ducks tomorrow in Anaheim. Moving on to Baseball Dodgers,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 18: good news, bad news. Let's go ahead and start with
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 18: the good. This happened last night.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: It's me there's the drag off the Batani headings for
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: the world in the seats.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: Here we had to do is bring ice Jay and
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: Otani figures it out.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: It's not simple.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 18: All it took was ice Cube to get Otani out
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 18: of his home run slump. Bad news, though Doyers lost
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 18: six to two. Today, Otani is on the mound and
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 18: he won't be hitting. According to Dave Roberts, tonight is
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 18: also a World Series champion gold jersey giveaway night. Angels
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 18: lost three to two in Cleveland yesterday. They got an
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 18: early game at ten to ten this morning. NBA Playoffs
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 18: Spurs whooped on the te Wolves tonight. Pistons and Cavs
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 18: Game five series is tied to two. Sad news in
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 18: the NBA yesterday, Jason Collins the first open League gay
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 18: player in the NBA passed away at the age of
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 18: forty seven after battling cancer. And Memphis Grizzlies forward Brandon
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 18: Clark passed away at the age of twenty nine right
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 18: here in San Fernando Valley. Narcotics found at the scene
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 18: and no foul play was suspected. We got a good
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 18: w NBA game tonight at Crypto dot Com Arena Caitlin
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 18: Clark and the Fever versus Kelsey Plumb and the Sparks.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 18: And in the MLS, Galaxy and Sporting k C played
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 18: tonight at five thirty. I'm Jeff g and let's look
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 18: out sports all right.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 15: Jeff, Wow, Now I feel like an idiot asking me
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 15: all these questions.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: When is not fair? A lot of people relating to
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: Morgan telling us about her issue trying to pair her bluetooth.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Oh right, yeah, yeah, I mean.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: It's it's not as easy as it used to be,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: just hooking up.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: An ox cable kind of thing.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: Now, I told you, I'm a pretty with it dude
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: from a technology standpoint and figuring things out. I had
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: that rental car recently where I'm like, forget it because
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: there was just a screen and one knob, no home button,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: no other button. I couldn't even figure out how to
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: get back to the other screen. And it turns out
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: you had to download the cars apps would then show up.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: Then then it would show up with your other apps
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: on the Apple Car Play and that's how you would
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: know to go back to the main screen. And I'm like,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: forget it, forget. So it was just for like a
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: couple of days I had this stupid car. So you know,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: I just sat in silence. It was it was fine
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: with just be in my thoughts. Yeah, Morgan is telling
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: us how she was trying to pair for the longest time.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: She was trying to pair her phone with with her
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: car through the bluetooth and it just wouldn't do it.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: So she got a Bluetooth speaker that she would just
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: have in the car, put it in the couple. Yeah
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: there with the people that take like a mirror and
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: then they duct tape it to Oh.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 14: Yeah, well, if my car would have said you need
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 14: stop the car before you.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: Do this, and that's what it turned out of the
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: car's fault. She can't be moving. The car knows it's moving,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: and it won't allow you to do any of the pairing.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: It's a safety which I find to be annoying.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: That's annoying.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 14: It makes sense, but let me live.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 7: Well, sometimes are you talking to your SERI and it's like, oh,
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 7: I can't bring that up because the car is moving.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, I have seen just asked a question that requires
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: a verbal response. I can't tell you that right now, Like, yeah,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: tell me, I'm not asking to look at anything.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: And I had I had another rental car recently where
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: I ended up disabling it through the menu because it
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: was driving me nuts. It wouldn't even let you put
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: the car in gear like reverse or drive before everybody
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: in the car had their seatbelt on.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: So not just the driver, but everybody in the car.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: And you're like, what is going on? Why won't this
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: thing going to gear? I'm like oh, and then it
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: comes up as any idiots in the back. Yeah, So
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, forget it, dude, and you could
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: turn that crap off.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 14: I guess we should be reading the manuals for the cars.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 15: Hum.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Well, we got a brand new redneck news.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: If you got three cars with a total of zero wheels,
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: nick news. And this redneck news involves this dude. He
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: was driving down the highway when he saw the flashing
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: lights of a police officer in his rear view mirror.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: He pulled over and just assumed he was getting a
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: speeding ticket. I mean, what else could it be. It's
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: not like he was drawing attention to himself and any
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: other way. Oh wait, oh wait. According to the cops,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: the guy's car was held together with duct tape and
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: wishful thinking quote unquote.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: They said it looked like it had.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: Been showed up.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: There was rebar just sticking out in random places, duct
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: tape in place of a rear window, and the dude
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: had welded a gate latch to the side to keep
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: the driver's side door closed, like those like you see
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: on bathroom stalls. Oh yeah, he welded it to the
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: outside of the here's a picture of the outside of
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: the car against but never on a driver's side door.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: That's the driver's side door. Not a common ingredient in
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: cars anyway.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: Now, he was also ticketed for speeding because he had
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: that bucket of garbage doing eighty and a fifty. But
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: he was also hit with a bunch of fines for
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: having a car in that kind of condition out on
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: the roads, which which you can't do.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: It's like more of a dirigible. I wouldn't even call
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: it a car.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: What that is if it goes eighty though, there you go,
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: white trash man pulled over for speeding in a rolling
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: junk yard.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 9: That is today's red nick.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: Good good stuff.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: I had a broken sun roof ONTs and I put
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: a piece of wood over it and just screwed it in.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: It was a truck that I bought for one hundred dollars.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: We worked with somebody for the longest time. They had
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: a hole rusted in the floor in the back seat,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: and they just had a piece of plywood over it
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: to keep the water from cam up.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: All in there fixes everything. Yeah, I don't need to
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: fix it in.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: My car show.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: I feel like an idiot.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: Speaking of idiots, did you see Rachel Dollas All probably
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: say her name doll is all the latest on her?
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: My African queen? What's up with her?
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: Who now goes by Diallo by the way, Yeah, oh
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: my god, back in the news.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: So this is the this is the woman who got busted.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: What was she running?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: She was running a p.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: She was living as a black woman. Bit chin black,
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: like she's a white chicken and she was just playing
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: dress up.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: Somebody called her trans Rachel. Yes, yeah, anyway.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: She's back in the news after revealing that she's launching
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: a new adult oriented career path as a certified sex
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: coach while continuing to post content on OnlyFans. She said
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: that she is nearly finished with a three hundred hour
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: sex coaching certification and wants to use it alongside her
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: online content to help clients, specifically single moms, improve their
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: sex lives.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: All right, so the best way to do that is
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: not be a single mom. She also said, shit, feminist,
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised to hear you say that. Too many gross
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: guys out there, Yeah, oh, I said.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: She also said Only Fans has become her most reliable
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: income source after years of public backlash following that was
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: twenty fifteen.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: By the way, who's paying for that? She's hot?
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: That was eleven years ago.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 14: That's crazy.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: What two years ago?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: I know, it doesn't seem like it'd be eleven years ago. Yeah,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: where she was exposed for pretending to be a black one, right,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: and her mom.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 8: Was like, what do you want to see her pictures
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 8: as a fifth grader, She has red hair and white skin.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, still does.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got the what do you show cart narks
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: coming up for you, so cart narks on the way
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: Agent Sebastian in these streets, we had that round of
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: gay or not gay, gay or nay? Right, and that
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: that one dude he brought up this thing, your shopping cart.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: I have said this a million times, but not returning
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: your shopping cart prouves and not only are you worthless
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: and a piece of it proves that you're not a
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: contributing member to society.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: You're a loser. Dude. Put back where you got it,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: Mommy don't work.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: Here's the way.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 9: I'm out of time.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: There was another post I saw him recently see bass. Yeah,
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: and people, even though it seems to be pretty widespread,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: pretty mainstream now, the whole idea about putting your shopping
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: cart back is the right thing.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: I've raised the consciousness there are there are still a
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: lot of people digging in.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'll see that every every time one of
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: the videos gets like it catches the algorithm and goes
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: to places it normally wouldn't go, you get a lot
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: of those people who just have never.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: Seen this sort of thing before.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: They get angry at even the idea that somebody suggests that.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: You put it away.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: You can't tell me what to do.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: You can't.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: It's all the old stuff we heard ten years. But
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 5: you can't tell me what to do. They pay employees,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 5: it's not illegal.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: The other one in the garments, Well, after going to
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: the store, picking out my own items, scanning them all,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: bagging them all, the last thing I'm gonna do, like I'm.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: Doing all the work for them.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: It's exhausting.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: Also, the least they could do is put the cart back. Also,
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: you're talking about the reverse thing here. The cart returns
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 5: all for the past forty years, has been part of
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: the job of going to the store. Again, like going
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: to a fast food restaurant, they don't come out and
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  Speaker 5: put a plate in front of you and they ask
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  Speaker 5: you to put your tray back when you're done with it,
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  Speaker 5: because that's part of the price you agree to. And
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: when you go to a store, by the way, you
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  Speaker 5: don't have to. You can pay more to have a
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: door dash to your house, but when you go to
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 5: the store, that's part of the price you agree to
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 5: is putting your cart back. And the thing they provide
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 5: for you and provide clear signage of where to do
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: it every three feet.
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  Speaker 7: And I believe you, see, Bass, you have legit change
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 7: culture because I think that I am pretty well traveled, Charlene.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty well traveled, and I see like it's cleaned up.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 7: I mean, I'm not saying as perfect why it's not
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 7: as messy as it used to be with the with
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 7: the carts everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: One thing I hear on a regular basis, it is
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: because cart Narks is a thing of the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Some people will tell me, like.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, family members, people I know, friends or people that
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: I meet, they go show. Dude, since I heard cart Narks,
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: now I'm always looking at even though I'll put my
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: car back, I'm still looking over.
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  Speaker 3: My shoulder to be shamed. Yeah, that's the idea.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: You're kind of like the Lord just like everywhere basically.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean for years he's thought he was God. Yeah,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: he thinks himself as God Jesus transubstentiation. Now they are
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 3: legitimately people just believe he's everywhere. Yeah, and I could
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  Speaker 3: be God.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: If Rachel dollsol is, if that story is eleven years old,
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: how long has Cartnark's been going on twenty eighteen.
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  Speaker 5: It was right right about eight years now. It wasn't
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: a fish. We didn't really quote unquote make it its
• 1:32:42
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  Speaker 2: But but we've been doing the Cartnarks bit well since
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  Speaker 2: twenty eighteen.
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  Speaker 3: Alngust to twenty eighteen was the first kind of little
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  Speaker 3: toe in the water.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm like Rachel Dolls All cart Narks has way
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  Speaker 1: more followers. She has sixty nine thousands of comedy right now,
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  Speaker 1: sixty six.
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  Speaker 3: Only her only fans is five dollars, which I'll agree
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  Speaker 3: is a deal.
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  Speaker 1: What is she doing there?
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to pay to find out, But is
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: there like a way to find out?
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  Speaker 2: Like is if you go on only Fans?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you can usually find some of their ripuff site?
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  Speaker 2: Like I would think that would be like an advertise
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  Speaker 2: that you have to say what type of yeah, what
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  Speaker 2: type of content you will be getting paid for?
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  Speaker 18: It?
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  Speaker 3: Is there?
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: Nudity is there?
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: Is it just like bikini photos.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: Or these think it does because we had that recently
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: with those famous actresses that are getting on there and
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 5: they're just doing glamour shot bikini photos.
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  Speaker 6: Magazine Spella Thunberg that's what right was Thunburg.
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  Speaker 15: Thorm?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, bro was the first.
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  Speaker 6: One to really like imply that she was going to
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  Speaker 6: release naked photos and made a million dollars in one day.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 6: Didn't post any naked photos.
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  Speaker 8: Well, this this headline and read it says, Rachel Dolizel
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  Speaker 8: launches only fans for foot picks and squats.
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  Speaker 10: Everybody.
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  Speaker 5: She's not.
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  Speaker 13: Well.
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  Speaker 2: We have a brand new round of Woody Show Cartnarks,
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: Agent Sebastian trying to get people to do the right
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  Speaker 2: thing and return those cards. Uh, any kind of preview,
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  Speaker 2: any kind of thing you could tell.
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  Speaker 5: Us before we get we're going to find on the
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  Speaker 2: And Agent Sebastian of the cart Narks out there in
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: these parking lots trying to get people to do what
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  Speaker 2: they're supposed to do. Bring the card back to the
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  Speaker 2: page and Agents of Astian tell us about this explosive
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  Speaker 2: confrontation to this guy driving a very nice, bright red
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  Speaker 2: Porsche Suv, which to me is a waste of portia
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  Speaker 2: quite truly, because it looks like any other mid size
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  Speaker 2: crossover suv sort of thing, but a very nice car.
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  Speaker 5: He's at a warehouse club, so he's got some cash
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  Speaker 5: and he takes his cart and he says, oh, I'm
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 5: right here on this sidewalk a I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Justnna leave it there. That's the end of that.
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  Speaker 1: I can't walk now.
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  Speaker 5: He says, he's got a gray hair, he's a silver
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  Speaker 5: fox about five eight, maybe a stout gentleman and so
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  Speaker 5: I approach him, and I assume he's going to be
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  Speaker 5: to be nice and say, oh, I'm sorry, slip my mind.
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  Speaker 5: But no, he has a ton of excuses.
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  Speaker 9: Oh no, you're gonna do with it.
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  Speaker 12: Cart returns right there, sir, But it's not as long
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  Speaker 12: as you.
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  Speaker 3: Took to get out here.
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  Speaker 9: I picked it up last time, like with said right hair,
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  Speaker 9: and walked.
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  Speaker 5: In with it.
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  Speaker 12: That's interesting. I mean, that's nice, I suppose.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 5: But like, let's say you go to the bathroom and
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: you find let's say that someone is taking a dump
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  Speaker 5: on the toilet seat.
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  Speaker 12: If you then clean that off, but then leave your
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 12: own dump, that's not a good thing.
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  Speaker 3: But it's not out of the way.
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  Speaker 9: I found it right there. I've walked in with him.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 9: You didn't get in line, saving them time picking up.
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  Speaker 5: I thought, well, you could have done a nice thing.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 5: You're being now you're being a child, sir. You're being
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 5: a child in and you're getting a magnif for that one, sir,
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 5: too late already.
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  Speaker 3: His first well, his first excuse is, what do you
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  Speaker 3: want me to do with it? We could possibly I've
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  Speaker 3: never been to a stool. Second excuses, well, that's where
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: I found it. Of course I shut that down. Third
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: excuse was.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: One is not gonna do anything anymore. And then he
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: threw on the excuse that what he was just previewing
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 5: last segment of Well, look, I mean I already went
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: in there and I spent a lot of money. I
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 5: pushed my thing around above the you know, the I'm
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 5: they're making they owe me right, So then you know,
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: so three four, five excuses, he's just you know, verbally
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 5: sparring with me. At this point he gets the magneticas
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 5: I don't retchopping like a jerk. So that of course
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 5: escalates to physical threats.
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  Speaker 12: Sorry, you're very old man. That's not gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: You're just out of here.
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  Speaker 12: See I was ready to block you.
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  Speaker 17: What my car?
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 9: Just my car?
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  Speaker 12: So you want me to no, I don't check you.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: You tell me to do it.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 12: Are you like an x M A fighter or something?
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 12: I don't know about.
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  Speaker 3: What lead do you fight in?
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  Speaker 9: That's my car from nailing your ass. Next linebacker in
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  Speaker 9: the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: So used to be a linebacker in the NFL.
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  Speaker 3: Now he's given his resume. Okay, well you know I'm
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: seeing he's driving a Porsche, a new Porsche. I'm thinking
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: that Porsche.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 5: Sorry that that might be right, but I noticed, like
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 5: I said, he's probably in his late fifties he.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: Is, or maybe even older. He is not tall. He's
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: shorter than I am. He's like five eight or something,
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 3: so like like that. Well, yeah, Rudy didn't make it
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: to the NFL, so LT Yeah, so let's find out.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 9: Let's find out the next lineback in the NFL.
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  Speaker 12: So not a little short for that, aren't you?
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I am.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 9: That's why I'm so bad ass?
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: How fast?
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 12: What was your forty time?
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 5: Sir?
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 9: Four to six?
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 12: That's pretty good?
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: Do you want to know what's your forty time today?
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 9: Though? Not to catch your slow fat ass?
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 12: I trained off it.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: Wow, you guys like king down?
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: So he ran, which is decent for a linebacker.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, if indeed, because he would have looking by
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 5: his age, I don't even know if I had the
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 5: combine back then this and you know.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, well, I'm pointing that out and the stats.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: He's also contradicting himself because he's pointing out that he's
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: in so great shade right, but can't get to the car.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: It's a long way, that's far, okay, so uh He
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: then just pretend the quarterback is at the car corral, right,
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: go get them, Go get them.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: So he thinks he can catchy though, But meanwhile I'm
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 5: staying away from him because again I'm pointing out in
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 5: this type of all the time where we'd fight me,
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 5: you puss, well, because that's not what the point of
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 5: the card marks.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 4: The point.
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  Speaker 3: The point is we can behave like civilized human beings.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: Nah.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's when I point out to him.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not gonna fight you over a card. That'd
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 5: be very imature of me. What scene dies you play for?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 5: By the way, Eli Ram something like the la A
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 5: Lazy Bones is what it sounds like. L A Rams
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 5: for folks who aren't aware they were in la went
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 5: to Saint Louis for a number of years and his age.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 5: I thought, well, maybe this guy could have played for
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 5: the l A Rams because he was he was old enough,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 5: he might have been in their first stint in l A. Yeah. Yeah, Well,
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 5: a little googling, little sleuthing, little ai ing, I found
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 5: this guy's foot a resume.
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  Speaker 15: Oh he did.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to say his name on the air,
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 5: because that's not the point of card arcs to docs
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 5: as they say what number was he?
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, number zo.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: I can find that out.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: Actually, Uh, he was a linebacker, you know. I'll say
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 5: he was number eleven. Okay, he played from nineteen seventy
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 5: six to nineteen seventy nine for a that's his old
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 5: portion for a Division three football team. Oh, he was
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 5: on the l A Rams shortly thereafter. Okay, in the
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 5: ticketing division.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: A couple of way, so he worked there.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: So he was a linebacker and he was at one
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: point employed by the Rams, just not as a linebacker.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: A badass. Kick my ass ticket those trivia and pieces together.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, one of those booths I go to to give
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 7: my tickets.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 5: Let me just say this, and again I'm not toxing
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 5: him directly, but again thanks to AI, he was listed.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 5: I found an old program from like nineteen eighty one,
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 5: and he's listed in the ticketing department. I have.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: I have his old photo from nineteen seventy.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: To be fair, they had won the Super Bowl away
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: work there, he would have gotten the ring.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 5: He was listed at six fee two hundred punds. Again,
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 5: when I ran into him, he was probably five eight
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 5: one eighties.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: Shrink when you get older, man, I don't know that
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: much inches.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: So my boy, my buddy, but that this kind of
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 5: shows you, and he's now a sales some kind of
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 5: sales guy in the area that he's in, but just
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 5: shows you how like I guarantee he used that line
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 5: throughout the eighties to try to get laid at bars.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 5: Oh first, yeah, can google it right, and there there
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 5: wasn't googs, There wasn't all the powers that we the
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 5: cartnarks have, But people can see.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: How tall he is your intelligence division.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 5: Right and see and even me, you saw, I didn't
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 5: even know the times, like, man, you don't look like
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 5: an NFL line because even in the seventies and eighties
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 5: they were pretty big dudes, especially line back Broster.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: He's got to be six foot or so. He like
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: he was built like a cornerback or running back. So anyway, yeah,
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 3: lineback in the NFL.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: So yeah, your next.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: Fing ticket taker.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: Oh you loser?
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: All right. Cart Narks continues next year on The Woody
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: Show Hangout, jumping back in to another brand new round
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: of Cartnarks for you this morning, Agent Sebastian in the
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: parking lots trying to get people do the right thing
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: and return those carts.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 5: And we've got a bad taste in our mouths from
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 5: that lazy fake La Rams linebacker who again played D
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 5: three college, so basically junior college, which basically means he
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 5: had a pulse. I'll put a helmet on, but they
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: lied about it's what my face, only to be found
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 5: out by the again, as they say, the internet is undefeated.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 3: Let's go to a nicer lady.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 5: Of course, when I was up covering the Morgan fight
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 5: in Philadelphia and did some cart narking during the day,
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 5: and wouldn't you know it, no one tried to kill.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: Me in Philadelpia, shocking.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 5: In fact, I found a nice lady with one of
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 5: the best accents who didn't fight me at it.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: In fact, kind I said, Okay, it's not a big deal.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 16: For you.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: If you like me too, I'll do it. Talk to him.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 12: If you like me too, I'm happy to do.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: It for you.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 3: It's not sure you offered, I'll do it, okay.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 5: Some folks say that's a Delco accident, which is different
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 5: Delaware County, which is different than a Philadelphia accident.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: It's pretty similar.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: I would say so too, But yeah, I was kind
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 3: to put on the signer though.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a kind of morphs.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 2: You're getting from like Philadelphia into Jersey, and then the
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: further north you go, it changes even a little bit
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: more to become the New York accent. Then you go
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: even further up north than that, you start getting in
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: the Massachusetts and that Boston kind of thing.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 16: It just.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: It's all version of the same general thing, general mushmouth.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 3: And then he of course you can go west and
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 3: get it the the Pittsburgh geese out of that.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: But she was very sweet, yea, I'll do it.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: You want to do it, I'll daddah bring it back.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: She was very friendly, but it's also like it's news
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: to her, like, oh.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 5: Really, the car, I'll hold on. Let me just put
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 5: my milk on the car. Some water, Yeah, put this
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 5: case of water in my milk. I agree, Greg, I am.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 5: I'm a bit perturbed. And the first guy had it too,
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 5: like the fake like what.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now, okay, what are you show cart narks?
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 5: So some celebrities, more celebrities have become aware of cart
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 5: narks and uh, we may have a beef on our hands.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 5: One Lewis J. Gomez for folks who don't know, he
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 5: runs the legion a Skanks Skank Fest, a very very
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 5: popular podcast, and he was exposed to me and the
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 5: cart Narks.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: Another famous person I've never heard of.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: Lewis Lewis, like, you got a skank fest? I know that,
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 5: can't It is hundreds of Is that like World Cup?
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  Speaker 5: It is say that I will say this, we we
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  Speaker 5: are crapping on it now. But I get his podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I've made the point before. It has nothing to do
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  Speaker 2: with him or the podcast. I'm sure he's a lovely
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  Speaker 2: person or maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: I got to be.
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  Speaker 2: But it has nothing to do with anything. It just
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: back to a previous conversation we've had about like every
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: day it feels like you hear about another person who's
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: quote super famous, but you've never heard of. I think
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: that that's modern day celebrity.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're very fractured, media wized. In any case, he
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  Speaker 5: found out about me and this is his opinion, and
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  Speaker 5: with some other.
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  Speaker 4: Folks, found another person to hate on the internet. And
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 4: what will happen is you'll put your groceries away, and
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  Speaker 4: then you'll, as we all do, look around, and then
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 4: you push your grocery going away from the car and
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 4: getting your car and drive away as we all do.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever groceries are overpriced.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay.
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  Speaker 4: Then as you start driving away, he takes a big
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  Speaker 4: magnet that says something I didn't put my car away,
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  Speaker 4: something like I'm a slob or something like like something
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  Speaker 4: like that car. And he throws the magnet in your
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 4: car and it's six to your car. And then you
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  Speaker 4: stop there on video, you stop. You're like, it's a crime,
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: you pie. You're on video looking like a lunatic because
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 4: this guy is going out being a little bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: The way he the story though, he said they're committing
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  Speaker 7: they are telling people they committed a crime.
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  Speaker 3: Well, some people yelled that at me.
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  Speaker 2: I think the way he told the story though, makes
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: me want to watch.
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  Speaker 3: Cars has commercial.
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  Speaker 1: It's more than an.
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  Speaker 2: Endorsement for what you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: He's some thing.
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  Speaker 1: Most people hear that, they go, oh, that sounds cool.
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  Speaker 5: So he even admitted it in the preface, like you're
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 5: done with your cards, you look around because you know
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 5: you're doing something wrong. And to be fair, Lewis Gomez,
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 5: he's very I think he calls himself the Puerto Rican rattlesnake.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 5: He's he he he tweeted out about this and he
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 5: said before he played He said, I'm torn because I've
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 5: enjoyed some cartnarks videos.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 3: But he's also a deep rat.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 5: To which things be true, right, but to which his
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 5: his follower said, this is a perfect follower response. He
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 5: would only be a rat if he was going to
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 5: the authorities. He's being a burden to people that are
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 5: continually burdens on society. This is more street justice exactly.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 5: He is doing God's work. Another person says, hey, Louis
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 5: your Puerto Rican is showing. That's not very nice, so
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 5: he's get flagged. He then yeah, exactly. He then, uh, Lewis, Well,
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 5: he's the kind of guy whould joke about that. He says,
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 5: what would happen if he were confronted by me?
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 3: If this guy threw a bagant in my car, you'd
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 3: be busting him.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 4: It will be World War three, dude, it would be
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 4: This guy would have the perfect video. I mean, goddamn it,
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 4: what I react Lewis and basketball shorts.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 18: No way, it does not end with Lewis holding the
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 18: card over his head like Donkey Tom.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: But everybody says the same thing.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think with this guy because he did a
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 7: podcast episode that I listened to with Tom Segura's wife,
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 7: Christina Christina, and yeah, he's like.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like stab fights with his his roommates and stuff.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah he he Uh.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 5: There are videos of him fighting people on the streets,
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 5: so he's kind of he's kind of of that nature,
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 5: which which makes sense and not by the way, spoiler alert,
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 5: I talked to him last you're at the gathering of
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 5: the Juggalos because he was the host with Big Jayo
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 5: christ So he doesn't even know that he's already had
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 5: a conversation with me just.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: Out of curiosity. Elevator kind of pitch with skank Fest.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 5: So it is it's basically it is a comedy festival,
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 5: so it's based upon their podcast. But oh no, dude,
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 5: it seems like it's always Wilsome street fair, Like, yeah,
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 5: it's way bigger than anything we've ever done. It's I
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 5: I bet I stopped by one of the ones they
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 5: had in North Vegas and it's every big comedian from
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 5: Shane Gillis on down you've ever heard of to David
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 5: tel like all those all these people you know, like
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 5: menace says Thomson Burt Kreuscher. They all know these people
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 5: very very well. Uh, and it's like a couple of
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 5: hundred comedians, a couple of thousand people.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 12: They do it in New Orleans or Vegas.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 5: It's nasty, basically old Opie and Anthony fans kind of
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 5: moved to Legion of Skanks.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 3: That's where that that crowded people.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: The crowd not especially no the way he said, he
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 2: said Folsom Street from which is why what's there's not
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 2: hardcore gay?
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 3: The way that he was talking about on the podcast
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 3: episode that there were Well maybe there's one like flashing
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 3: and stuff, like I've been to it.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: It's not that.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, what do you show cart Narks? Finally
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 3: they have a really funny idea to to to turn
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 3: the tables on me the cartner.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 15: All right, so we have to get sicker stickery magnet
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 15: on the cartner, sticker picker.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 4: That's a great bit. He does that, and you come
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 4: here with another one. You're gayer, You're like wen.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 5: I think his main problem with me is, I'm the
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 5: character of Cartnark is kind of a dow even kind
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 5: of a dork.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, but.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: That's like the real person who's supermanly. Oh yeah, character right,
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 2: all right, not a stretch.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 5: So but again, his followers kind of put in place,
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 5: I believe, and maybe they're they're kind of funny sometimes.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 5: File on the cart Narks. Here this guy, I never
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 5: heard of him before, and you'd be right to say
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 5: I've never heard of this guy. Bobby Joey Bolabola. That's
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 5: his He said he does songs, okay, and here's his
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 5: song called the Returner.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 16: It would be so.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 1: Easy to load my groceries and escape back to man there,
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: but I'm trying to build a world where we be
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 1: and no one's look. Yes, you gotta start somewhere. Oh
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 1: there's no time.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 3: There's no time.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 16: I just thought that I'm trying to be.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 1: When I'm out there.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 3: Well, putzer all right, Bobby joe Abola, alight, My main
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 3: themes will be a decent person.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: There you go, brand new round of Carnarks. Everybody.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 3: Check out a bunch of videos.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 2: They're on our Instagram, at cards and on the Carnarks YouTube.
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  Speaker 12: Sorry, you're very old man, that's not gonna happen.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 9: Get out of here.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 12: See I was ready to block you.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: What my car just car?
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 12: So you want me to No, I don't took you
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 12: to you.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 4: Tell me to do it.
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 12: Are you like an x M A fighter or something
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 12: I don't know about.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 2: What lead do you fight in?
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 9: That's a car when they have your next lineback in
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 9: the NFL.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 1: Something more fun than goner Rhea.
• 1:51:22
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• 1:51:24
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• 1:51:29
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