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League Champion Enters the POD I Before & After, Ep: 88 · Draft Offsides Podcast

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  Oh, I hate you. Hello everyone.
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  Hello everyone. What's happening?
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  Oh, you know, just a long fucking day, mate.
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  Start at 3:00 AM woken up. I'm fucking tired.
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  It is what it is. What?
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  You gonna do? Did you work yesterday too or
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  just? No, I was off yesterday.
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  So, you know, I did the the Mother's Day, you know, the
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  Latin, Latin Mother's Day and then had to work this day.
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  So yeah. Nice.
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  How about you, man? Landlow woke up early for that
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  Chelsea game. So I've been and I wasn't really
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  able to fall back asleep, so I've been kind of out of that.
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  Yeah, I hear you. And then emotionally, a little
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  devastated by the events of the day.
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  Both of us, right? We lost our matchups, our teams
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  lost. It's not good days for us.
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  You know what's funny? I set an alarm for the game that
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  Norton Forest is playing because I knew Maria was just a could
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  not play might not and I already knew I was sticking way, but I
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  got so busy at work. I heard the alarm.
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  I, I fucking turned it off and I was fucking just going at it.
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  And so that that cost you, huh? Yeah, I would have won if I put
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  in Gwahee, but it's what it is. Man.
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  I think I end up 6. No, it'll be fine.
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  I ended up I, there's like 4 moves I could have made for my
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  bench to win it, you know? I mean like so many things could
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  have changed or happened. Yeah, it's one of those, one of
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  those you just can't get it right.
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  The Jackson red card lost me that match match up.
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  Fuck me I lost the Nate and it's the lowest scoring I've done for
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  like weeks. I didn't.
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  Even check, I didn't even check in that league.
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  I I was really close. I don't think I won though.
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  Oh, I lost a Nate, so that was just a nail in the coffin even
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  though it was already done. But it's just a slap in the
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  face. Yeah, just a little, little
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  victory lap for him. Yeah, I only scored 66 points,
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  He only scored 90. It's fucking.
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  Horrendous. Do you think Tico's going to be
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  wearing a crown or something when he gets on?
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  He's officially wrapped up the I.
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  Fucking hope not, man. I don't want to deal with him.
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  I'm not going to lie to you, I didn't want to come on today.
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  Yeah, I don't blame you. Because he's he seems to be I
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  don't know what it is, what was fascination with me, but he just
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  he just jumps. It doesn't matter what I say.
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  I can say how you doing say go go fuck yourself and.
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  So if you in that in in that league, if you lose the last two
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  games, I can get second from you.
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  Yes you can. But I think and I've pretty much
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  wrapped up 3rd because even if I lose the next, yeah, no, never
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  mind, I haven't wrapped up third Ian's.
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  One game I say yeah, yeah, I've I think.
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  I have to win one in my next two.
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  I've wrapped up third place, so I'm not you've wrapped.
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  Up third. Yeah, I can get.
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  I've definitely got third, Yeah. You've definitely got third.
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  So I just got to win one more game and who am I playing next?
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  That's a good question that league.
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  I want to see this Oh I. Have a hard game yo you have you
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  have like a bar pretty much that dude I.
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  Think. Mangoes has been bad.
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  Yeah, yeah, mangoes. There you go.
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  I have a pretty tough game against Omaha.
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  Who So he's, Oh my God, that's going to be so dramatic in that
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  league because he's, he's the guy that's right behind me.
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  Dude, I'm tied with the fucking special one in the main.
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  He's the. Omaha player are you?
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  Yeah, he's gone the same point game and me, but I've got 250
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  more so. You're you're like up.
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  You're up. I'm up, but I have to keep
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  winning. He's been on a fucking tear,
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  brother. Yeah, I think I yeah, he has.
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  I play him in the last game of the season.
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  So I'm kind of like in a weird spot now because I'm not really
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  panicking, but if I lose next week, then I'm panicking.
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  You know what? I.
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  Mean you know what drove me nuts this week?
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  When I told Derek. Derek.
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  He just didn't want to do. It he just didn't want to do it.
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  He just didn't want to do it. He's like boycotting.
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  He's fucking boycotting. He got a blank screen.
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  He's going to like, do a reveal I.
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  Don't know he's going to be going.
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  To do a reveal wearing a crown or something lame.
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  T Conscious. I've done my sentence but
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  committed no crime. Bad mistakes.
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  I've made a few. Oh my God I hate.
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  You no. Why are you doing this?
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  When did you get that made? To the cousin.
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  Oh my God, he knows the guy. Is he even going to show up
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  today? We just got to just look at this
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  for the whole the whole hour. I don't know, man.
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  Can you, can we, can we hurry up please?
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  Hopefully he comes on this, he's like, he has this, he has this
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  like rehearsed. Yeah, he does.
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  He's been doing it all day. He's been.
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  He's been. Thinking about this.
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  For like 5 games. Oh, I hate you.
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  Hello everyone. Hello everyone.
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  How are you, Sir? Doing great.
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  I would like to start off by wishing all the mothers in the
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  world that Happy Mother's Day and I would like to dedicate my
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  championship to my beloved mom. Dedicate this to you.
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  I know you're watching and listening this.
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  Where do I start? You know, when the year started,
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  I knew I was going to be champion and standing here
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  giving the speech because of the draft I had.
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  You know, some people do mom drafts, some people do real
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  drafts, you know, so this is not a surprise to me whatsoever.
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  I know some people might be shocked, but you know, little do
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  they know. I want to thank all the players
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  that I drafted, especially Mosala, who was the best player.
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  You know, he's Egyptian. My grandfather was born in Egypt
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  in the city of Alexandria, so had to take Mosala.
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  I would also like to thank all the players that I drafted.
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  But you know, unfortunately we had to part ways, either trade
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  them away or drop them. They, they were not, they didn't
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  have that championship mentality.
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  They did not have it. Of course.
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  We thank everyone from top to bottom, the Cunha, the shares of
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  the world, all the way down to Andrew Robertson, who I picked
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  up in time just to become a champion.
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  You're welcome, Andrew, And you know, again, special thanks to
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  the players that got injured, James Madison, who's the finally
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  Tottenham and champion. Who else did I lose?
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  I'm black. And right now Tarkovsky, you
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  know, lost some injury. And of course, you know, I have
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  to thank our commissioner for setting this up.
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  This is year three. Our honorable commissioner,
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  Keith. Thank you.
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  Keith I. Regret it?
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  I do. You also finished second.
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  It was an honorable fight all the way to Week 36.
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  You know, after the draft, I did say you're the only threat to
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  the championship. And also I want to thank, you
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  know, what is the league without all the other players?
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  I want to thank everyone. I want to, you know, make sure I
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  don't want to miss anyone out over here.
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  I would like to thank all the members in the league.
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  Just give me the Light Richardless and the Pelving
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  Thrusters former champion Mr. T as I've already sent your party
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  another former champion Obi Wan Kobe Kyle, the special one, my
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  brother and producer America fuck yeah and then also Craw
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  Keith, the person who I mentioned again who came up
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  second. So I want to thank all of those
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  people on this championship. Obviously we have this trophy
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  over here solidifying it. It's.
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  A little small. I'm not even gonna, I'm not
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  gonna respond. It's larger than both of your
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  trophies and also I had this image here to keep me motivated
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  to remind me it's a merit. I'm not a Sprint.
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  Well, if you guys haven't guessed yet, Tico officially
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  locked up first place in the league today.
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  And I don't. Know where that came from?
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  I don't know when you made that. But after the draft.
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  Amazing you just had it sitting for eight months.
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  No, actually. That would be that would be
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  impressive. I would actually respect that.
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  No, I got it after I came back from Europe.
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  I think it was after the, the Astrid.
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  I, I thought of it, you know, but then I was like, Jesus
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  Christ, if I show this early and I don't win it, it might be, you
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  know. Jinxed.
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  Yeah. Respect.
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  OK, As Commissioner, I want to say a few words.
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  I want to congratulate Tico on his strong win.
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  You know, there was a period of time when you looked at his team
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  that was really carried by two players, Cunyansala.
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  And that was point of contention because it just felt like you
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  kind of lucked into it a little bit.
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  But, you know, when those players got injured and or when
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  they kind of lost form, Tico was really nimble and made some
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  adjustments that righted the ship and allowed him to keep
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  winning games. So respect to that and fuck you
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  and we go. Again, thank you, Commissioner.
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  And you know, just like in the words of Tom Brady, you know,
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  what's the best championship feeling the next one.
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  So I'll be coming out better next year, more motivated.
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  Play OK, OK. I think are we, are we done with
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  this? Are you happy now, Tico?
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  I'm happy unless Enzo has a couple of words he wants to say
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  he's. Got nothing for you and Tico.
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  Just a minor correction, I haven't locked up second place
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  yet. I need to win one of the next
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  two to lock it up officially so so knocking on wood there
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  because I don't want to jinx it. But yeah, congratulations.
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  You well deserved. All said and done.
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  I thought I was going to be able to read before the just being a
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  salad dependency guy, but you really stepped it up in the last
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  few weeks and, you know, kept your hand on the tailor and made
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  the adjustments when you needed, but didn't kind of lose your
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  lose the plot and get too crazy.