Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #309 We Don't RACIST DOG the Same
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- 0:47We Don't Smoke the Same? What Up and good morning? Welcome back to
- 0:51another episode of that We Don't Smoke the Same podcast, Wake and Bake.
- 0:55Thank you so much for patiently waiting. I am sitting down here about till
- 1:00ark up a very nice Fatty. I did not roll crazy Hasholes because today
- 1:03is a long day. You can see me on the Green Thumb Show as
- 1:04well at two o'clock PM. Across from me is my co host, The
- 1:11Toxic One. What is going on X to the g I've noticed that too
- 1:18early in the morning for the hasholes, I start crashing out. Yeah,
- 1:22but you know, I've been um, I've been going. I've been going.
- 1:25I signed up to a new gym, so I've been going to And
- 1:29so going to the gym gives me the discipline of waking up early and just
- 1:33I'm already no, no, I couldn't get straight there could burly walk.
- 1:37I ran like, I ran like eight miles on the second day there.
- 1:41I was running eight miles and like food, they don't have that many treadmills.
- 1:44So like there was this people that are just waiting and they're just like,
- 1:47this one's gonna give up real quick. So there'll be people that will
- 1:49come up sit to the ride of me and they'll get on a machine and
- 1:53they're like and they're like, yeah, this one's gonna get up quick,
- 1:55and I'm just like, keep waiting, bitch. I got the stamina of
- 1:57a fucking horse bitch, Like, what are you? I'm not gonna say
- 2:01it because you know there's not that many of them. Yeah, okay,
- 2:05well what I was saying, Well, I mean, yeah, obviously,
- 2:07Well I go to La Finnis And the reason I'm like going there is because
- 2:08I gotta wait for ship. I thought you paid more money not to wait.
- 2:12Yeah, you do. And there's so many other gyms around the area
- 2:15where this is at, where like people kind of look at this is like,
- 2:16hey, I prefer more over a private setting, so I prefer to
- 2:21go. I am gonna start trying to make the attempt to wake up at
- 2:23six thirties so I could get there early and just get because I do.
- 2:25I do try to get my six seven miles in if I can, especially
- 2:29on a Monday where I've had the whole weekend to pig out and just like
- 2:34enjoy myself and drink at the LAFC game. But yeah, they went.
- 2:40I predicted it. Good question. Do they have the ice pass? Nah,
- 2:46they don't. It's not they have other facilities that do. But at
- 2:49the one that I do like what they have there is what is the plus
- 2:52amenities is the private showers. So it's like you can get your workout on
- 2:55and then you could just go from straight to work there where it's like you
- 2:58can lock it and you know what I mean, Like just like there's a
- 3:01full long shower and there's a whole thing. And best part, I ain't
- 3:05seen no homeless people walk in there or nobody that smells like one. So
- 3:07that's one of my biggest problems you've had, you've seen a homeless walk into
- 3:12it. That's one of my biggest problems with a lot of the La Fitness
- 3:15or twenty four hour fitness is that you guys do Okay, we're gonna stop
- 3:17talking those you're talking more like Plant and Fitness. Planet Fitness is time bucks
- 3:22so much. If you're homeless and that's not how you're showering, you're fucking
- 3:23up. Yeah, Like okay, Well, gyms like that are the ones
- 3:28that that you'll see a homeless person walking in there and they are just stinking
- 3:32it up. They go in there like the waters black, you know what
- 3:36I mean, Like in the shower, it's disgusting. I've seen it myself,
- 3:38bro Like, and then you'll see in the parking lot, you'll see
- 3:42certain cars that have a lot of stuff in them if you were if you
- 3:46were a homeless, you don't think you'd be yoked if you were a crack
- 3:50hid. There's a druggy homeless, and then there's homeless people. If I
- 3:53was a homeless person, I think I'd be pretty yoked. There's a lot
- 3:57of yoke. There's there's a lot of three meals a day, working out
- 4:00all day, living in Venice, getting my tan on. You ever seen
- 4:03any yolked homeless people? Not yolked? Yeah, There's there's one famous fool
- 4:09who used to who I don't know unless he's back on crack. I haven't
- 4:12seen him. I haven't seen him run at Griffith Park anymore. But there's
- 4:15just one fool. He's like this tall as black fool and he would just
- 4:17like scream and run bro and like he got famous on TikTok for that to
- 4:20the stuff. And I used to see this food writing and like just this
- 4:24food just he has. He was like alien height. Probably aliens probably took
- 4:27him. But but yeah, anyways, Ray way, Kay, morning shot
- 4:31films. What's going on? Ray? What's up y'all? Good morning?
- 4:33That's there la raining are y'all doing? We know we had a rough start
- 4:40here at the at the at the we don't spoke the same podcast. Well
- 4:42to be real TV building. You know, some of these old buildings cannot
- 4:45withstand raying sometime, so we had to we had some of these buildings are
- 4:48oh yeah, so we had to we had to get our mop on and
- 4:53make sure that none of our equipment was damaged. But hopefully we can get
- 4:57we can address that issue. Or if anybody knows any roofers for these kind
- 5:00of buildings, please let me know. I mean, we technically work.
- 5:02We're collective of like different people here that we don't smoke the same. But
- 5:06it's like a majority of our fans are so skilled and we we just I
- 5:11know a plumber and the tur fan and I know I know electrician ak Joe
- 5:15Banni. Is this plumber coming on? Because if not, I know,
- 5:17I just meant a plumber yesterday and now I asked them to come on.
- 5:20I can. I want to hear some stories from a plumber, because that's
- 5:23a that's a job where you gotta respect that motherfuck. You know what,
- 5:26dude, that's that's a job where if you can find me a female plumber,
- 5:30I'll give you one hundred bucks there's gotta be a female plumber. She's
- 5:33not hot. You just want to just I'll find you one. I'm just
- 5:36saying that there's there. They're like, it's a job where like the percentage
- 5:40is probably very low. I'm talking like because at the end of the day,
- 5:44Bro, how come nobody brings that up when it comes to women and
- 5:46male equality, Like it's like, if we're gonna be really equal, some
- 5:49of you, some of you gotta get down with this dirty job too,
- 5:53bro, Like, can I see some female plumbers and I'll give you and
- 5:56I'll how come Princess never had to clean a toilet like Mario, and I'll
- 6:00give them the benefit of the doubt. You only got to clean girls bathroom.
- 6:03Just clean your own fucking every now and then. Every now and then
- 6:08a Lizzo will come in there. Though, dude, there's a lot of
- 6:10lizzles these days. Like being fat, being a fat bitch has never been
- 6:14like more acceptable or everybody, Well, yeah, keep going ahead. I
- 6:17saw a picture of Lizza at the Microsoft here and I was liked, big
- 6:21bro, it was like a custom frame. Just like if I'm her,
- 6:27I'd get a custom toilet, like a nice one like the Japan one,
- 6:33So plumber jobs are male dominating obviously, five point three percent of plumbers are
- 6:41female. Five point three dog not a lot, that's a lot. Like
- 6:46what like, it's the same thing. It's a no, I'm saying that's
- 6:48not a lot, and it's the same thing with like, look at look
- 6:51at how many percentage of female firefighters are physically We can't physically they cannot,
- 7:00Like straight up, brothers, there's certain things that just get ignored and get
- 7:02swept under the rug when it's like when we have this conversation of equality with
- 7:06certain people and speaking of there are currently one hundred and fifteen females sworn firefighters
- 7:13at LAFD, which is over here in LA, roughly three point five percent
- 7:16of the thirty three hundred strong force. That's a marginal improvement from the two
- 7:20point nine percent women at the department when Garsetti took off as slightly more than
- 7:26eight years ago. That was either I mean, baby, my baby's burning,
- 7:30LA, Laby's burning. I want someone like, can we get a
- 7:33breakdown of how many of those women are trans we are in LA? It
- 7:38is fair to say I'm not even being offensive, So I'm just saying,
- 7:42bro there's probably a lot of trans women trans man that that that take these
- 7:48jobs. What was it see thank you did that? Oh my god,
- 7:53lets me know my point. What was that show Mike and Molly? Or
- 7:56what was that movie? Oh? Is that the one? We're get married?
- 7:59The food Adams remember when that fool question was like what did you call
- 8:03my friend? But I'm not gonna say anymore. I said the effort on
- 8:09news Week, we got I was a trans firefighter, but I kept a
- 8:16secret for twenty five years. You didn't get a fucking physical? Is the
- 8:20person right here? Did you get a physical? Da? Hey, this
- 8:22fool looks like um, this food looks like one of those like old wizard
- 8:26he kind of like Foo's like, but for real, don't you get a
- 8:30physical before you become a fireman? Don't you gotta get a physical? Oh
- 8:33you can become friends with a doctor. Let's see a physical. Yeah,
- 8:37you gotta have a physical. Tast food. I don't think they check your
- 8:41balls though, Like they don't fucking check you like like like that colonel and
- 8:45Metal here said, He's like, I just wanted to check if you're a
- 8:46man. Remember that the doctors, Remember doctors gotta fucking ask a question or
- 8:50two before. I mean, you can't physical. A physical means they gotta
- 8:54check everything about you. They gotta make a cough that foods that saved to
- 9:00you. Cough. All right. So in New York, there are a
- 9:07tasks involved in the firefighter fitness test. A seventy five pound weighted stair climb,
- 9:13hose, drag equipment, carry ladder raising, extension or suble entry using
- 9:18a ten pound sledge hammer. A search portion that involves crawling at least seventy
- 9:22feet, a rescue portion, and so on and so forth. It's a
- 9:24lot of shit. It's a lot of women. Yeah, and you're forgetting
- 9:28one key thing when it comes down to practicing medical science or any kind of
- 9:31doctor job. You swore with a with an agreement when you get your license
- 9:37that you're not supposed to discuss or out any of your patients. So if
- 9:41your patients is trying, if your patient is a trans a trans man,
- 9:43you cannot tell the department that you have a trans man working there. Here's
- 9:48a fun fact. How many push ups do firefighters do? Overall? One
- 9:54hundred and fifty five of the eleven hundred firefighters were able to break forty push
- 9:58ups in a minute. Pretty good, It's pretty good, fool. I
- 10:03could probably get up to like toy any though, like like not in a
- 10:07minute, like not in a minute. It's like taking you know, they
- 10:09are their challenges like that. Like I wish we could get a tour or
- 10:11a fire department and be like, hey, all right, being an Xavier,
- 10:15can are gonna we're gonna attempt to do the seventy five pounds ladder and
- 10:18see who gets to the building first. But I think it would just be
- 10:22a ridicule. The man be like, you think this is funny? Like
- 10:26the only thing we can what about when were we donated to toys? Maybe
- 10:30we could ask them, Yeah, the only way we can do it is
- 10:31if like if we shoot a video and you tell them it's for charity,
- 10:35Like any donations we get is gonna go to Like yeah, based on the
- 10:39views or what they have a Domatian charity. The environments don't have a Dalmatian.
- 10:41I haven't seen them. I think do they have dogs at the firehouses
- 10:45at all? Yeah? They do, they do. Yeah. They can
- 10:46smell a certain uh certain like certain things like they'll smell a baby and and
- 10:50uh and like dying or something like that, like don't don't they have senses
- 10:56that don't like be like they'll help him find like a baby like this.
- 11:00Then it's like maybe like hiding under the bed or a cat that's scared or
- 11:03something like that. Like that's what The Dalmatians and horses are very compatible.
- 11:07So the dogs reasily trained to run in front of the engines to help clear
- 11:11a path and guide the horses and firefighters to the fires quickly. These are
- 11:16Dalmatians are talking about a pretty aggressive though. I heard they're pretty stupid too.
- 11:20I heard they're like one of the most stupidest breed of dogs. I
- 11:24used to have one when I was a kid, and not like that Dalmatian
- 11:28when he was or something like that. And they had like two other dogs
- 11:35after that, and they were completely different from that Dalmatian. I missed that
- 11:39dog though. Shout out to Rose. It's you know, it's the But
- 11:45Dalmatian Dalmatians are pretty like I think if you look up world's dumb Dumbest Dogs,
- 11:50like they'll come up with a list, and then I think Dalmatian is
- 11:54on them. I remember reading something about that. But Dalmatian is pretty stupid.
- 11:58It has to do with us like a cow. All right, here
- 12:03we go, let's see, let's see we go. All right. Ten
- 12:09Dumbest dog breeds passive hound, steve Beagle, pickin gains pecking. GUESSI whatever,
- 12:18blood Hound, Man, Bourgeois chow chow. That sounds stupid, bulldog,
- 12:24passing ge and Afghan Batman's dumbass. Ten smartest dog breeds Border Collie,
- 12:31Poodle, German shepherd horse, Doberman Pinscher, Shetland sheep dog, Labrador Retrieverlon
- 12:43rob Wiler and Australian cattle dog. Yeah. I guess I don't know.
- 12:46Maybe I guess they're not. They're not as stupid. How come frenchy and
- 12:50uh and uh pugs are not on the list of stupidest dogs. They're considered
- 12:54un their bulldog when they put bulldogs, the mean English bulls, you know
- 12:58those dogs are monstrosities to humanity. Yeah, fool they look they're not.
- 13:01No, they're not meant They're not meant to be alive. Oh of course
- 13:03not. You put my dog in the wilderness. It won't even survive the
- 13:07night. It's dead. Dog. That's just so stupid. Not stupid,
- 13:11but it's not meant to hunt, it can't hunt. I've had a I've
- 13:13had I've had a child child before. They're very they're very aggressive aggressive.
- 13:16They're very aggressive bro like like I remember getting bit when I was younger.
- 13:20Bye, when a question, since we brought up aggressive dogs, what do
- 13:24you think about pit bulls? Do you think it's the breed? Do you
- 13:26think it's a trainer? Do you think it like when you see those when
- 13:28you see a pitpull taxonone and someone's like, pitpulls should be banned, Oh
- 13:33look food, What do you think do you think they should? You don't
- 13:35think. I'll tell you. I'll tell you something about about my years of
- 13:39having a lot of dogs. Dogs very much are like the owner, and
- 13:43they whether you think that they pay attention or that you don't speak the same
- 13:46language, they react very much to the same things that you fear. They
- 13:50are defensive towards everything you might be defensive towards and all that stuff. So
- 13:54a dog is a kind of a reflection of you. I don't know what
- 13:58goes on behind closed doors, just like none of us know what goes on
- 14:01behind closed doors everywhere. But I do think that a lot of those owners
- 14:07that have that it's probably an aggressive household, even down to the situations where
- 14:11the baby got mauled and stuff like that. Bro, Like, you don't
- 14:15know what is going on in that household? Was the dad beating the shit
- 14:18out of the mom? Was the dad always say, man, I never
- 14:20wanted to have this fucking kid, because, believe it or not, like
- 14:24it, just like in that movie Marriage, which has one of the fucking
- 14:28craziest scenes ever. There are people that live their life holding all this shit
- 14:33in as compared to speaking it out, and one of the best things you
- 14:37could ever do is projected out there in the way it's supposed to be projected
- 14:39because believe me, Like just like, there's a lot of stuff that happens
- 14:43behind closed doors, and there's a lot of unhappy people. There's a lot
- 14:46of people that fight. There's a lot of households that like, you don't
- 14:50know if when your wife has gone and you and your husband is taking care
- 14:54of it, yeah, and your husband is taking care of the kid,
- 14:58is like, thank fun fucking gosh, she left. You know, I
- 15:01never would have had you if I would, you know, like straight,
- 15:03look like there's people that fucking really do not have taken care of their mental
- 15:09mental health and that it has a lot to do with certain situations and that
- 15:13aggression gets manifested and your pet is absorbing it up. So your pet has
- 15:18a good reflection. It's a good reflection of who you are and defensive of
- 15:22about what you fear. So it's like you believe it or not, your
- 15:26pet is. It has a lot to do if you very much, Michael
- 15:28vict about shit your dog. Your dog's gonna be like that too, because
- 15:31you heard of that case right, like uh like during October two children killed,
- 15:37mother hospitalized after family piple attacks them outside Tennessee home. D two kids
- 15:43died. And then I mean I've been I was reading, I was like
- 15:46looking into it and I guess it was like a people lived inside outside.
- 15:48I really do just think like it's snapped. Now some people snap, like
- 15:54you can become skits. They'll tell you like yo, you know, they
- 15:58say sometimes say yo, even can we contriggerr schizophrenia if it's in you?
- 16:02If it's you, they say that that smoking we'd ever triggered your gun.
- 16:06Yeah, I've had a panic attack. I've not not a man, not
- 16:11a not a not a fucking a white boy Colton panic attack or oh,
- 16:14my God, take me to the doctor. But you need a bag?
- 16:17Yeah, well yeah, the only thing I need is the only thing I
- 16:21needed. The only thing I need, a bag of whatever, a panic
- 16:23attack I need. It's more weed. Yeah, like no, but but
- 16:26like I've had it before. We're like, I maybe shouldn't have smoke,
- 16:30but I thought I have things on my mind and I'm gonna smoke. And
- 16:34then I ended up getting into it and I started sweating, and I started
- 16:37just like, fuck, man, why that smoke? Like, yeah,
- 16:41it just made it worse. It was it was that something you were along
- 16:45then what were you gonna say? Right? Yeah, No, I know
- 16:47somebody who schizophrenic and one time we gave him weed. That was a bad
- 16:49idea because, um, schizophrenia. Obviously you got voices in your head.
- 16:53Smoke weed hard. I don't know if she can happen in your head.
- 16:57No, I had a homie. You never heard voices in your head or
- 17:00heard noises. They never existed. I think, honest, I have heard.
- 17:04I think like I think I hear things that are not there, but
- 17:07I account it more as tonight is like we spend a lot of time with
- 17:15earphones on, and we spend a lot of time hearing like a lot of
- 17:17loud of music where it's like, that's really what will give it to you
- 17:19tonight is I was about to say, maybe that's why don't hear those voices
- 17:22because they don't have time to talk to me. I go to SUP with
- 17:26the podcast on, I go to super music, Like, I don't think
- 17:30if the ghost wants to talk to me, you don't have a they don't
- 17:32have a second grateful that explains why my dog hates, you know, somebody's
- 17:37food. Somebody said, can you train the dog to be racist? I
- 17:41don't think you could train the dog to be racist. But if you're racist
- 17:45and you feel inferior, or if you feel defensive towards a certain group of
- 17:49individuals or a race of individuals or ethnic background, your dog's gonna reciprocate the
- 17:55energy too. I mean, I feel like you can teach a dog and
- 17:57like if you're if you like it also too, you're it could be very
- 18:00much shocking, like if you don't have if you don't have black people over,
- 18:04like for example, if you don't have a lot of black people over,
- 18:07and the moment you bring a black person around to your house for a
- 18:08barbecue and your dog freaks the fuck out. He ain't never seen that person
- 18:14like with those attributes, So you can't blame the motherfucker for being for for
- 18:18fils the type of way. But if you have a black mailman and you
- 18:22say something fucked up every time that black maleman comes up just because he's black
- 18:26or something like that, your dog's gonna pick up. It's like, we
- 18:30don't like those kind of people. First of all, you guys are retarded.
- 18:33Aren't fucking dogs color plane? How they're gonna see fucking a black They
- 18:36see black and white? Yeah, so how they're gonna see a fucking they
- 18:40don't. So if you're watching I Love Lucy, there's certain stuff that looks
- 18:44darker than the lighter gray stupid like, yeah, I know, but dude,
- 18:47it's I don't. I'm I look at black people on the black and
- 18:51white TV and look at white people and there's obviously black and exaggerame. But
- 18:55it's fucking stupid. I think you're dog can tell a fucking black person black
- 18:57person from a fucking Mexican with your babies. You're thinking babies, I mean
- 19:03babies, can't they just they say it's when you like you teach babies.
- 19:07Babies are born stupid as fuck, bro, They can't do shit. Dogs
- 19:11are Dogs are pretty smart, bro, And it's like, look just picture
- 19:15of dog's vision being like watching I Love Lucy. When did you see a
- 19:18black person? I love Lucy? You could definitely tell it was a black
- 19:22person, you know what I mean, just like how a dog could tell.
- 19:25And I'm pretty sure every every every every race has different hormones that we
- 19:30give off, and obviously a dog picked our most sense of those. And
- 19:33it'll be like I ain't ever smelled that cocoa butter. Shit right there,
- 19:37let me go ahead and bark at this food, you know what I mean?
- 19:40Like if dogs really new race and we're racist, they would hate Asian
- 19:44people. That's who eats them. That is exavier. Now you're just being
- 19:48racist Chinese. They would hate the Chinese. Dude, the dogs were really
- 19:52racist and they would fucking figure out who. I said. You're missing the
- 19:56whole point. That's the dogs don't watch the fucking dog news, and they
- 20:00have stereotypes and all this shit, like you're that's you're just being stupid,
- 20:04like a like a like a like a person can teach its own dog to
- 20:08be racist based on your actions. A dog is not gonna be like,
- 20:12oh they fucking eat us, Like, it's not gonna know what the Chinese
- 20:15person is you have. I don't think it's called racism, called like presidents
- 20:19like presidents. But if you're a racist and you're you have a race,
- 20:22you're a racist owner. You're technically passing on those racist trade to your dogs.
- 20:26So technically you're creating a racist a racist dog. Let's see the top
- 20:33ten. Yeah, but a racist dog would be a dog that you put
- 20:34in a random place and you take them to a basketball game and it starts
- 20:37fucking they have everybody they are. There are instances where dogs do not like
- 20:42they have studies on this, Xavier, Let's see. I'm yeah, okay,
- 20:45I want I'm not that. I would love to be proved on that
- 20:48just seems crazy to me to know that you're just not gonna take it in
- 20:51a public setting because what of the fear that it bites somebody. But I'm
- 20:55pretty sure they have done all these studies. But if so, I want
- 20:56to make my dog racist, It's what I'm trying to get at. Why
- 21:00would you want to make your dog racist? To whatever fucking fat people.
- 21:03I want them racist. There's fat people. Want fat person walks in my
- 21:06house. I want that foe to bite it. Yeah, yeah, you
- 21:10gotta rephrase that, Xavier, Like you don't think it would be racist.
- 21:14It can be racist or whatever. That's just that's more. That's more,
- 21:18that's more discriminatory than actual racist. Racist has to do with racism, has
- 21:22to deal with the fact that you're hating for somebody for their ethnic background and
- 21:26where they come from. You're you're you're you want your dog to be a
- 21:30discrimin discriminatory dog and just discriminate towards a certain feature of a person. Yeah,
- 21:36Xavier, who the fuck reads books over here? Fucking asshole. You
- 21:40just know the English languish a little better than me. I'll give you that,
- 21:42but you don't. You don't know history better than me. Top aggressive
- 21:45dogs Akita, that's what AUSI is. Number two Americans Stopfordshire slash, American
- 21:52pit bull terrier okay, canere course. Number three those those things are like
- 22:00they're ruthless. Though I would not pet one of those because, like randomly,
- 22:04I always asked, because those things that have been known to just bite
- 22:10next one chas are always nervous. They're like the crack baby of dogs.
- 22:17They're always there. They're like tweak child child number five, Doberman Pinscher number
- 22:23six. Yeah, they're aggressive German shepherd. I never heard of that.
- 22:33I mean, can mess Steve? What is it? Damn? I would
- 22:37like to have. That's a nice dog. Number nine Rob Wilders, Yeah,
- 22:45number ten Siberian Husky. Siberian huskies are wild and somebody and and and
- 22:51and and what's probably gonna pop up in your in your research is probably Nazi
- 22:55stuff because they were the first to figure that out, like hence the hand
- 22:59stuff fucking term German shepherd K nine attacked dog, Bro, these foods were
- 23:03they like Jews and German people are the same color complexion. They knew how
- 23:08to attack other people's They were the first ones to have attack dogs like that.
- 23:12And they they moved on all three prejudiced, discrimination and all the above.
- 23:18Bro, it was this article, but it won't let me click on
- 23:22it, mister fucking history over here. Yeah, hey, but you know,
- 23:27switching switching complete topics before Xavier keeps getting getting getting more ads, Like
- 23:33they put an ad right when you said that, Bro, People were like,
- 23:34what the funk? I gotta add right after that. Um, I
- 23:37went, I gotta check out the new uh the new Italy sirked this so
- 23:41late this weekend. Shout out to Shout out to Rossa and Ricky for hooking
- 23:45that up. Uh, you should probably check that out, rights, that
- 23:51should look cool. Yeah, I mean shit, Rossa said, he's like,
- 23:53yo, feel free to hit it, hit her up about anything.
- 23:56So I mean, I'm pretty sure she'd be able to hook it up for
- 23:57sure. Yeah, like I mean, but yeah, shout out to Rosa
- 24:00and Ricky. Um, it was cool as fuck, bro, Like,
- 24:03it was way better than that fat ass lizzle lady bug one that they had
- 24:07last year down the street. Yeah, same avenue of the Microsoft Theater.
- 24:11It was cool as hell. Um. They had a midget that that was
- 24:15being held by balloons and it was it went into the crowd and it yeah
- 24:21and like you just put your hands up and then it would jump off your
- 24:22hands and it would Picolina was her name or something like that. Yeah,
- 24:26and it talked like hosbal and it will yo. I took mushrooms, dog,
- 24:37I got the mints and I was like, all right, I haven't
- 24:38taken I haven't mind you this I have not taken mushrooms since Disneyland, since
- 24:45a disney Line incident. And if anybody want to see E's on on mushrooms
- 24:48during the Disneylane YouTube morning shot films, there's a video that says Disneyland,
- 24:55you see he's on shrooms there you go. But yeah, so, um,
- 25:02what is it? Uh? I haven't taken mushroom since that time.
- 25:04So I took my lady took some and I took three of the Bushroom mints
- 25:10and those kicking pretty pretty quick. Bro. I was tripping out on those
- 25:15and then it hit like right around the middle where like it kind of started
- 25:18hitting a little bit strong but not too much. And then I just I
- 25:22was just it was very aesthetic from like just looking at all the colors and
- 25:26all stuff. So this was riding on a bike on the roof, food
- 25:30like hanging by strings. There's like angels flying around it. It was a
- 25:33crazy ass production. Shout out to shout out to um, you know,
- 25:40to to them to stirch the sole for making that happen. You know,
- 25:42they're from Kenned. There's a Nazi pug and he's a fucking look at this
- 25:52shit. This guy even went to jail. Yeah, Plug is saluting.
- 25:57It's fucking wild, dude, that's fucking crazy. Bro, Does that give
- 26:04you any insight that that. I don't know if you're still right, but
- 26:08he fucking trained it. I'm pretty sure I'm right about this UNI season Melan
- 26:11to come in here and tell you that's crazy. I was wanted to meet
- 26:15that before. You think that fools for real? Ray Seeson Milan, Yeah,
- 26:18I think so. The dog whisper remember when they remember, remember when
- 26:23that dog bait him and he and then that was the first time season Milan
- 26:26never smacked the shit out of the dog. He was like, I like
- 26:30he smacked him, bro, Then everybody everybody judged him. I was like,
- 26:33bro, he got bit. The fucking thing's gonna happen yesterday. My
- 26:37dogs are fighting and I fucking I fucking smacked the shit out of one of
- 26:40them. I think I'm going to start out to fight. I mean,
- 26:41not him. I don't think he's an idiot because he's only fucking with dogs.
- 26:45But I think all those people that fuck with exotic animals are idiots,
- 26:48like that that Tarzan guy on Instagram that's always with like the black Tarzan.
- 26:53Hey, that I do follow him. Well, I do see his his
- 26:56post on World Star Hip Hop. That dude freaks me out. All of
- 27:00them, freak me out, Steve Orwin, all of them, including the
- 27:03guy, the two gay guys that used to fuck with the with the tigers.
- 27:08Fuck around and find out you want to fuck around with the exotic animals
- 27:11all the time. You will find out, like I feel bad, but
- 27:15I don't like the Grizzly Man. Sorry but not sorry. Thank you for
- 27:21the fucking comedy special. You fucking released the funniest thing I've ever seen.
- 27:26What the guy who who was Grizzly Bad. The guy was out there trying
- 27:30to fucking live with the fucking bears me and Ray did did uh? You
- 27:36guys saw the footage of him being eaten. No, they won't release it,
- 27:38which is crazy, and I think they eat it. You can hear
- 27:41him, you can hear him dying, It's crazy. He used to record.
- 27:45Yeah, and his wife, I mean was it his wife or his
- 27:48ex wife? Huh x x wife? Because his girlfriend and him died and
- 27:52you can see him trying to save her and he's like leave run away,
- 27:56and this bitch doesn't run away. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Stu
- 28:00both of them. The whole works, like the whole situ. The bears
- 28:02eat him where they just killed him talk. I don't people, they speak
- 28:04like the guy. So this is how they found him. So this guy,
- 28:08he would go to Alaska and he thought he was like the Alaskan bear
- 28:11hunter or whatever. He was their homie, not one hunter, because he
- 28:15didn't he really thought they were homies, like homies like they thought that.
- 28:18He thought he was homies, homies with them, Like he'd go up there
- 28:22and not pet them, but like like flex on him and they each other.
- 28:26It's the bear. It's a comedy because it's so it's it's he's mentally
- 28:30ill, which is obviously fucked up. But I also think he was trying
- 28:34to hide from being gay because he was obviously fucking I think he wasn't even
- 28:37though he had girlfriends. Everybody was like, oh no, this fool was
- 28:40straight, just out there. But so what he would do is he had
- 28:44a homie from Alaska that he knew, and he'd get flown into this island
- 28:48in Alaska and the guy would drop him off for like four or five months.
- 28:52Dog during the season it wasn't snowing, the guy would pick him up.
- 28:56On certain day, this guy comes over dog looking for this phone and
- 29:00he just sees bears eating a car cruse, like just gobbling it up.
- 29:04And then yeah, and then he's the guy's never there. He's been doing
- 29:07this for years, so he's like, why aren't you here? He goes
- 29:10and looks around, scares the bear off. I don't know, he scares
- 29:11the bears off, but he sees like human remains and then he has to
- 29:15go back and they had to fucking get an investigation going, and like the
- 29:19recordings are there. It's crazy, bro, and they don't really know what
- 29:22I mean obviously when they do investigation, like someone went in there, but
- 29:26they didn't know how long he had been dead for whatever. But he's gonna
- 29:30live. You know. You can hear. I'm like telling her run away
- 29:33and he's getting chomped already at that point. It's like, even if you
- 29:36have a gun, you just shoot yourself. But I think it's a thing
- 29:38where like subconsciously maybe he wanted that to happen. You want, he really
- 29:42wanted to be a bear, bro. Like it's those things where like I
- 29:45want to identify as this, and he really wanted to identify as that that's
- 29:49crazy. It's crazy, like you know those people that talk about that they're
- 29:53in love with their cars, Like you've seen those crazy things and they'll have
- 29:56sex with their cars and you don't believe it to like you kind of like
- 29:59what the f Yeah, you don't believe this guy wants to be a bear
- 30:02to you watch this documentary. You watch this documentary, you're like, whoa,
- 30:06this booy is really calm. And then his girlfriend tags alone, like
- 30:11like always there's a crazy person. There's a crazy man, and there's always
- 30:15a crazy bits of tag alone. There's always a female I'll tag alone no
- 30:18matter what you do. HOMIEZ. There's always a fucking Bonnie and Clyde.
- 30:22There's always a Romeo and Juliet. There's one of the fucking rid er dif
- 30:25Freeze. You know, I just I don't see the fascination of um of
- 30:30of people just wanted to like be would be would an animal or just be
- 30:36with something dangerous like that. It's like, bro, you're a human,
- 30:40like like I can't wait, like you can't wait for like the idiot's like,
- 30:42God, I think I'm an anaconda, Like, bro, you know
- 30:45where these things live right under the water, like that would be my biggest
- 30:48fear, getting et him by one of those like anaconda underwater. What do
- 30:55you think it's worse. I think a bear is worse. Bro. Is
- 31:00a bear consider a picks predator? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, an a
- 31:06conda. I mean, what would suck is you're gonna get suffocated. It's
- 31:11gonna it's gonna sometimes you're not, but you're already in there. It's like
- 31:14no, you you're talking about bow constrictor, like where you're gonna get like,
- 31:18yeah, constricted. Yeah, that fucking sucks. So you're gonna swallow
- 31:21you alive, like alive alive. Yeah, that's why you die as you're
- 31:25going in. I still think of bears worse, Bro. Those poles eat
- 31:27your asshole first. They don't even give a fun. I mean, the
- 31:30best thing is the best thing is like I'm not gonna lie a mountainne a
- 31:36tiger because those are all like feet, like they kill their prey first.
- 31:41They go they go to they go for the neck. These other assholes,
- 31:42they don't give a fuck. They'll go for asshole first. They'll start eating
- 31:45your stomach first, your your liver, and they'll just hold you down.
- 31:48Yeah, you're gonna be a it's gonna be a little bro. Either way,
- 31:52you're dying, you're gonna be alive. Yeah, that's happened. I
- 31:55mean at the end of the day, ten minutes watch Cocaine Bears. Straight
- 32:00up, it's a black bear, and black bears are known to be way
- 32:02less aggressive than brown bears and all that stuff. But nonetheless, a bear
- 32:08is a bear. He will fuck you up. And that bear fucked people
- 32:13up. It looks so realistic. That's where you gotta watch it, too
- 32:15realistic. I haven't watched it yet, dude, I do you remember um,
- 32:22animal versus animal? Is that? That? Is that where they were?
- 32:25It's like a three D animation. Yeah, it was on the Discovery
- 32:30Channel. I think I was a little kid and I love shit like that.
- 32:31I think it was an animal planet or it wasn't an animal plane know
- 32:35those doors? Yeah, but it was cool. Dog, I did get
- 32:37like a brown bear versus a gorilla sit that would never happen. In a
- 32:44while. You're like, no, let's fund to find out. And I'm
- 32:46pretty sure you know the Romans did that? What make makes certain animals fight
- 32:51each other? Dog, You're you're You're like you're you're fucking you're the king
- 32:54of Rome. Dog, bring me an elephant. I want to see an
- 32:58elephant. Five five higers, No, go get it. If you die
- 33:06on the way posts, you're gonna die anyways, go figure it out,
- 33:07bro. Yeah, they used to have exotic animals in the Coloseum, and
- 33:10they used to making them fight, like a bear versus a tiger. I'm
- 33:13pretty sure in the Coloseum that happened, or bear versus a line. I
- 33:16mean, but technically that food was the king of the world at that point.
- 33:20It wasn't even like it wasn't even like, um, like, hey
- 33:23go fish me this, Like, who was it that messed him up?
- 33:25It was the Vikings. It came through and they just killed everything in Rome.
- 33:30No, I don't think it was the bike Kings. How did the
- 33:34rope road roam? Civilization felt like the United States? Civilization is gonna now?
- 33:37Rome civilization fell over a bitch ro road. The fall room was over
- 33:43a bitch. Would never give credit to any girl. That's not why they
- 33:45went down. I'm not saying that she's a credit for it, like it
- 33:49was intentional, but this dude got emotional and the fall room was over.
- 33:52A bitch. No, that's not why. No. I guarantee you type
- 33:55in the history and they're not gonna say female of bitch over a bitch in
- 34:01nineteen forty two, the fall of civilization fall room. This is BC stupid.
- 34:07There's no nineteen forty two like but like, yeah, it was,
- 34:12it was definite barely Yeah, let me see. Okay, so this one
- 34:15website says, let me see, somebody said the Trojans took these foods out.
- 34:22Feminism blamed for fall of Rome. Yeah, American twenty eighteen. So
- 34:28you know Americans have changed. Yeah, people started, we canna become trans,
- 34:31start having orgs, have sex with little kids. Yeah, that's crazy
- 34:37with little kids. Boy, that's what's happening in Rome. And that's when
- 34:40shit was too the Vatican. Hello, oh yeah, that's what took him
- 34:45over. The Vatican took him over. You can't stop that. You can't
- 34:49stop the Jesus army. That food had his own army. I wonder that's
- 34:52that's probably what they have under their hunh under that Vatican. They probably have
- 34:54all that army shit they used to have hunh bro. You know, you
- 34:58know, the Vatican has the biggest colle watching the porn. I'm not even
- 35:00lying. I swear to God looked this up right, fact fact dog fucking
- 35:07dropping strops knowledge on your motherfuckers. First of all, like, and that's
- 35:13a lot of Yeah, I'm talking like real, like they got the internet
- 35:19obviously, like like but like, I'm pretty sure I read this somewhere now,
- 35:22I don't even know. Now you're making me look it up. I'm
- 35:23always from snopes dot com. Bro. They also they not, well,
- 35:30let me go to Reddit, all right, Redd has a better, better
- 35:32thing right here? Does the Vatican have the world's art just pornography collection?
- 35:39Years ago, a couple of researchers from the Kinsie Institute in Bloomington, Indiana
- 35:45made an the tempt to inspect the Vaticans collections, but church officials refused to
- 35:50permute it. I don't know, man, why can't they ever rush the
- 35:54Vatican like they did the White House? Dude, you know, the Vatican's
- 35:58its own country. You can't arrest That's why. That's why when uh A
- 36:04fucking priests that are pedophiles, they go there and you can't arrest them.
- 36:07No more. You can't extra item. Oh, you can't extrd item.
- 36:12That's why they go there. They're their own country, they have their own
- 36:15laws, they have their own fucking police. Yeah, it's their own business
- 36:22inside or two cases of child pornography discovered in the Vatican reiters. Here's that.
- 36:30Yeah, but all right, so where's um? How small is this
- 36:35shit? The Vatican? Yeah? Huge? Bro? Like, like,
- 36:38is it like a state? Instead of going to Japan, you should go
- 36:40check out? No, I don't. I don't need to. I don't
- 36:45need to go to a place where that's historical, dog it is. I
- 36:50would love to see the Colosseum one day. Like you don't want to see
- 36:52the pizza in front of it, bro, The Cathridos or whatever. You
- 36:57say that because I'm in literate, the Cathridos or whatever. Na, dude,
- 37:00you don't want to see the crazy ass paintings on the wall Michael Angelo.
- 37:04No, I don't think part of that is pokemon. He's a good
- 37:07religious and ship he's all comes back, all religious and ship gets like a
- 37:14neggar haircuts on. I don't know. I was back funding to be a
- 37:17priest doesn't and some with no girlfriend. I don't know about that. I'm
- 37:22not fucking going. I don't. I don't like I don't know, man,
- 37:25that shit to me is just like a food the history of molestation.
- 37:29Like, come on, bro, like I don't need to know that ship.
- 37:30Bro. Like it's like, Bro, it's crazy ard though, the
- 37:34way they talk about it, right, I fucking wait. I go to
- 37:37church here, Bro, they got the same picture of Jesus on the cross
- 37:39here. They got that fool out there shad as fun too, bro,
- 37:44And it's like that's not even my gud either, bro, Like come on,
- 37:46man like definitely like like bro like nah, Like I'm gonna be like,
- 37:52man, I rather you want me. What about the Pyramids, homie,
- 37:54We're not We're going like there's no Pyramids. You don't want to go
- 37:57see. There's just Japan. That's in Africa. Dude. Oh yeah,
- 38:00you're even going to Canada. Canada school, Canada. I'll be going to
- 38:05Canada school, right. So the Vatican Vatican City is one hundred and nine
- 38:08acres. It's an independent city, stay making it one ay the size of
- 38:14New York Central Park. I've never been a Central Park, but I heard
- 38:16a huge Central Park. Huge. Yeah, And Xavier, I want to
- 38:22I want to go. I want to fucking know what's in the future.
- 38:24I don't want to see the past, bro. You know why bro,
- 38:27because that's what the future holds, bro, the Asians taking over dogs.
- 38:30So if you get acquainted right now, you might you can might as well
- 38:36get it in, you know what I'm saying. I've been cooking a lot
- 38:39lately, dog, Xavier. Have you ever seen the that famous Beatian painting
- 38:45at that church in Mexico? Oh Wada. I don't know if it's but
- 38:53I think I always wanted to go to one of them. You know,
- 38:57he's like city sick, the cristole. That's that's the the I was hating
- 39:01to go with the lightstone pad. Just like it off, Just wipe it
- 39:06off and just be like all right if if he cries again, then it's
- 39:07for real. Yeah, like like the not why didn't you do that?
- 39:13Bro? Those were the good old days. Run and your parents eat up
- 39:20everything for eats his sous. I'd be like, we'll put some meat in
- 39:25there because I want to talk about like like for real, bro, like
- 39:31that shit always pissed me off, like virgin married piece of toads, like
- 39:35food. Put something butter on that ship. Oh, don't forget the jelly
- 39:38for I'd be like before I eat it, like for real, bro,
- 39:44like Jack, whoever east, that's probably living a little longer. Whatever I
- 39:49said, whoever's eating? No, it didn't work. I ate the whole
- 39:52stack of the way. First, bro smanic board easone should basis fear to
- 40:00water and come down to Argentina and experience the Iguassu falls, Niagara falls or
- 40:07a fucking shower compared to Iguassu Falls. Well throw Niagara falls. Look food,
- 40:15Argentina sounds cool and all, but even Bobo didn't want to stay in
- 40:19there. Permo Argentina. Like I'm an old fans dog. I was like,
- 40:23was like piece by Town came back to the US Bay and uh And
- 40:30I was like like MESSI either dog and fuck MESSI too, all the whole
- 40:34hateful He's a fan, bro, Why you gotta offend him the whole squad
- 40:37dog because they always fucking do Mexico Dog, Yeah, yeah, well tell
- 40:43why don't you just tell Mexico to get better? We fucking every like tell
- 40:47Mexico to get better? Do we tell everybody to play? Everybody plays,
- 40:52and for some reason we still fucking suck. I know it's sad, sad,
- 40:55dog, just I don't know what the solution for Mesic could win the
- 41:00World Cup is. I don't think there's a solution. Don't put so much
- 41:02that don't be a bit la what is it? La is also dangerous?
- 41:07Yeah, but I know how to move on these streets, Bro, you
- 41:08know what I mean? Like I like out there, I don't know much.
- 41:13You know what I mean. Nonetheless, Bro, I don't know.
- 41:15Man, how about you travel to America? You know what I mean?
- 41:19If it's just equally as dangerous. Come come, will you come to you?
- 41:22Come from Argentina. It's over here, Bro, I'll give you a
- 41:25personal tour. No fast Argentina, even though if they let you out of
- 41:30there. First of all, I don't know how to do No fast Argentina,
- 41:31even though you guys fucking house Nazis for a while, you guys are
- 41:35asked a little bit piece of shits on that side of the time if they
- 41:37know Nazis were coming, though they were cool with the Nazis. Yeah,
- 41:43that's why a lot of those foods look white. They all look white.
- 41:45Yeah. But besides the point, if I'm gonna go to Argentina or Brazil,
- 41:49which is where I would go if I would go to South America.
- 41:51I'm going to Brazil. Hey, can you want to ban that one food
- 41:53from last time? There's all right, so I checked on that there's no
- 41:58one banned. I don't know, man, three eyes are you here?
- 42:01Like where you at? Bro? We don't think he's three eyes on Twitch.
- 42:05I know, but he's someone somewhere in here, but I don't know.
- 42:07Yeah, and shout out to everybody who has been uh giving us bits.
- 42:13I don't know if it's been a lot of you guys or I don't
- 42:15know. I don't really know how that shit works. Bro, Will nice
- 42:17one kyro Bamy from Bicycle Casino Twitch email live at the Bike dot Com to
- 42:24complain. There you go, that's Will j DJ Will Nice. Hey,
- 42:30Will, why don't you put that link about that ten thousand dollars loss he
- 42:34had? He should? You should? You should clip that, Bro,
- 42:37and just make a beat out of it and then we'll play it as an
- 42:38intro. Brazil Argentina currently or like nineteen ninety eight and stuff right now?
- 42:47Fucking hate them both right now. Someone said, hey Brazil, I be
- 42:52real, said, Hey, I'm going on tour either Brazil Argentina quick into
- 42:58visit you can go do your thing. I mean you're there for what you
- 43:00can stay to visit. You to visit changes everybody because I'm not going to
- 43:02Brazil, Argentina, Argentina all day. Yeah, well you guys ain't gonna
- 43:07go visit Brazil. No, it ain't all. It ain't all crazy,
- 43:10y'all. Ain't I'm dropping the in the in the what is it? What
- 43:14do they what do they call him? He's so yeah, see, you
- 43:15don't even know. I'm not worried about it before I'm going more fucking digno
- 43:19and all the fucking starts mark it for you. You know what, I'll
- 43:22just stay home the Brazilians to ask the Brazilians gout an't even questions geta were
- 43:31talking about going places like he could go, like, oh let me live
- 43:36my imagination like SpongeBob right now, dog like I'm being there on the beach
- 43:39drinking, get going about Brazilian booty. Everyone's playing soccer, bro yoga.
- 43:46How much of that ass is fake nowadays though because of all that places they
- 43:50but see they've always had the natural ass jeans out there, though they got
- 43:53the black in them. That's where it comes from. Argentine ain't got no
- 43:58booty because they're gonna back. I mean, yeah, yeah, now the
- 44:00white girls be working out, though I'll give not white girls stop their game
- 44:04up. They also their quality of food is different, bro Like, it
- 44:07is very common for like for women to have like somewhat of an ass depending
- 44:10on what the quality of food is around where you live. The quality,
- 44:14I think it's like carbs. No, it's quality of food, bro Like,
- 44:17there's no like. Bro Like, if you eat chicken here, bro
- 44:20it's pumped full of fucking hormones. Anything. They'rey pumped full of harmones.
- 44:22You got gmo fruits now like out there, Like they don't really have the
- 44:28options or luxury having that much food around, but what they have is real.
- 44:32It's not fake. That's why, Like even the chickens is shit.
- 44:36They're all different, broy The Yamas just go to Miami. Yeah, that's
- 44:42that's that's a Brazilian vibe. Seen this dude got pretty faces though. There
- 44:46are beautiful women, but it's just they're not. Every country has their own
- 44:52beautiful it's just not the vibe dogging right, especially not after they win the
- 44:57world come the next You wouldn't shut the fuck up in Mexico one, let's
- 45:01be a World Cup. You'd be worrying New Jersey. I would have taken
- 45:05it off. So let them feel the same way they want. If I
- 45:07don't want to hang out with them right now for the next four years,
- 45:09Arantina, don't come near me. I don't want to hear you. I
- 45:12don't care. Chill over there, go back to Tarantina. Yeah, you're
- 45:17lucky. Those wools ain't Muslims. Bomb the shit out of your fucking house.
- 45:22You lucky. Those schools ain't Muslims, Bro, they go bomb the
- 45:23shit out of your house. Bro, trying starting to grow a Muslim beard.
- 45:30Put a koufy on and the glasses definitely go show up and say what's
- 45:37up to morrow? Crappier Kings My bro, Hey, um, what is
- 45:43what is it? Um? What is it? Uh? Did you?
- 45:46Um? Fuck? I forgot. I already talked about the circus, but
- 45:50it was something that I had been watching, But now I lost my train
- 45:52of thought. The LFC game was Yeah, we sat in the supporter section
- 45:57again, the Rocks and we'll starting four minutes. People don't bitch Rocks,
- 46:01that rock. That's it. Rocks. Hampson showed up latest fuck, you
- 46:07know what I mean. We were also there, like an hour before we
- 46:09were there, we get a claiming like, Bro, I'm gonna tell you
- 46:12guys right now, if you guys are gonna come to the game with us,
- 46:15we're either showing up at the same time or you're finding your own seats
- 46:19because I don't like holding seats for a while. Bro, it gets uncomfortable.
- 46:22There's people trying to take your seats. Kids. Some guy come up
- 46:25with two kids. We're like, we had to tell them no. Yeah,
- 46:29dog, And like, I'm like, is that thing when you're looking
- 46:31at him, You're like, fucking you start calling your home. That's something
- 46:34you don't know. And but yeah, pull up early if not. And
- 46:37also if you don't show up early on a support session, it's hard to
- 46:39get a seat sometimes, especially on Saturday night game. Yeah yeah, straight
- 46:45up, bro. But overall was a good game. Um, hey,
- 46:50who's that one fool that they brought him to? That bone guy or he
- 46:52I don't know, he's from France. I don't know he's like I think
- 46:57he's I don't know, he's not number ten. I think he's number eleven.
- 47:00But but yeah, after he flies from France because he plays in France
- 47:04and he flies out to come play the games here. It's the player that's
- 47:07weird, so like it's something boon gout or something like that. Yeah,
- 47:14yeah, yeah, that's the Hearts of LAFC. Who makes it? Who
- 47:20makes these articles? Yeah? Who Monica dot com. But I mean,
- 47:25well, he saved the game last time. He he like, I ain't
- 47:29gonna lie he but but I mean we were losing. No, what was
- 47:32gonna end up being tied? Right? Yeah? I was gonna end up
- 47:36being tied That food that foo's uh literally had ten minutes until the game changed,
- 47:40and then you just want to go score Like, I'm just like,
- 47:44bro too bad he can't get a raised, you know, but they're probably
- 47:49playing big money. I still meant seeing Cheto on the field though, I
- 47:52was gonna ask if he was there, you know, Nah, I see
- 47:57him wearing all those like uniforms from Trust. He was at the at the
- 48:00first game. No he wasn't he was, No, he was. It
- 48:04wasn't. I might I'm not trying to hype. I thought it was.
- 48:07I might be wrong. There who was there? No? B was there?
- 48:10Yeah, BAILI bail. Yeah he was there. He's trying to be
- 48:15a pro golfer. Now, I don't blame why not. That's what happens
- 48:19when these like top stars come out here. It's like, yeah, I'll
- 48:22just become good gold. But if I was him, you gotta do shit
- 48:29that's not so so hard on the body. Dog. Soccer is hard on
- 48:31the body, especially professional soccer. So yeah, but I mean either usually
- 48:37most people that are like that good and they're becoming coach. But I think
- 48:43golf school. Is he Dan still coaching? Say that again? Is he
- 48:47Dan still coaching? Na? No, dude, couple is that who dead?
- 48:55It's fine, he's gray, He's living live. He just wants something.
- 48:59Man. I wish he was still coaching, and I wish he was
- 49:01still coaching for Real Madrid because when he was in line, they won cups.
- 49:06Bro. Remember when he head butted that fool. That was the best.
- 49:08That was the worst ever. I said it was the best. He
- 49:13said that was the worst. Exavior. You don't understand. I was waiting
- 49:15for the fucking team to win. They could have won, but Zion had
- 49:20to head butt that motherfucker. What was the head butt over? He called
- 49:24his mom something? Yeah, I don't remember. It was a long time
- 49:28agoes two thousand and two, two thousand and six, one thousand and six.
- 49:30You're right, I remember that that shi was yesterday, one thousand and
- 49:34six, bro, And it was the craziest thing because you just but dog,
- 49:38and you know that's a red car, damn. And then that was
- 49:44the last game technically last game. No, yeah, yeah, they made
- 49:50up for it twenty years later, right or ten years later. Yeah,
- 49:52I mean, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I mean they could have
- 49:54definitely won that year. That's how I felt when I saw the last episode
- 49:59of Pokemon. It was pretty sad dog watching the episode. Oh when they're
- 50:07walking in by the Sekula trees, yeah, the blossoms and all that,
- 50:09and then that saw Team Rocket Team Rocket was there, right yeah yeah,
- 50:13oh and that's it right, they're just walking to the what they're walking to
- 50:15these No, they haven't been there for a while, that's the thing.
- 50:21But what yeah, like what do they why do they show up in that
- 50:24particular shot behind ash like just I guess per sentiment. Yeah, but I
- 50:32couldn't really understand the Japanese thing, but like it's supposed to drop in America
- 50:37and a bit because like the the New cards have to have to hit.
- 50:39They've I've already pre ordered them. But yeah, a new card, I'm
- 50:44my eBay shits thriving again. I'm back on my card selling shit. Yeah,
- 50:47so I'm like, all right, gives me a reason to get into
- 50:50cards, dude, I think they should give like for someone that who pays
- 50:54rent here in Kelly, I think I should get twenty percent off because this
- 50:57weather is not Callie weather. I think that's called section eight. Yeah,
- 51:02sectionate. What's up? I was like because I was like, somebody's serenading
- 51:07you down there, like somebody's definitely like yeah, I was not saying not
- 51:15music. I would be like, does somebody have to fulfill the annoying entering
- 51:17of the fucking studio like Aton does it? Because Aton is the worst of
- 51:21that ship. Well, and they're not even that bad Jordan's side it Eddy.
- 51:27They like to pull up or like, aren't like like if they're shaking
- 51:30the car and they don't even drive like that. They literally like this I'm
- 51:36driven with Georgian side. Thousands of places. We'll be chilling in silence and
- 51:40then they're about to pull up wherever and they're like, all right, give
- 51:45me, give me the CD or what song are we're gonna play? To
- 51:47pull up and then just bump it super loud, just to show up,
- 51:50just to say they're pulling up. Damn so annoying, Like why are you
- 51:54gonna do that? It doesn't make it cool. It wasn't cool. It
- 52:00makes you cool to you, Like if you're bumping music the whole way and
- 52:01that's how you pull up cool. I ain't even tripping, but I know
- 52:05people do that. Sometimes Pedro pulls up with the music bumping. That probably
- 52:07was him. Oh there you go go check. I guarantee it. Just
- 52:12look out the window, see if you see his car. I want to
- 52:15bet that that's it was Mexican music. He probably is going to talk to
- 52:20some looking outside. Okay, it's not him. Oh sha, Patro would
- 52:28not bump that. He would he likes that. Yeah, who's that?
- 52:34That that pestil plue my kid or whatever? He's blowing up. I don't
- 52:37even know. I can't keep bump with this shit no more. Dude.
- 52:39You're like he's beating Bad Bunny in the list. First of all, about
- 52:45that, Well, you don't think you don't think Bad Bunny's like how many
- 52:47how many CDs? We got in the store, or how many albums we
- 52:50got left? Give me the one that I have, jay Z's jay Z's
- 52:52Verse and then yeah, bro, yeah he's he's he's the goat right now,
- 52:58bro, and he's gonna be the goat for a while like Daddy Yankee
- 53:00was. That's what Daddy Yankee needed to retire. Bro, that's tools stool.
- 53:05He's doing his last Like how you saying just like they do? You
- 53:07say, that's it again? Yeah? Yeah, that shit, that ship
- 53:12is, that shit is done, bro, So he's retiring Daddy Yankee.
- 53:15Daddy Yankee took a picture with the picture from Japanic but he was at the
- 53:20game, so he's doing cool shit like that. He's just You think Daddy
- 53:22Yankee was bigger than than uh Pippo? Yeah, big time, real way
- 53:30bigger than. I think Daddy Yankee's worth more. What's his name? Mister
- 53:34Rule? Why doctors from l Why? Yeah? But I think Daddy Yankee's
- 53:37worth more. I don't know that break it Throne is big money, I
- 53:40know, but mister Rold, why did fucking uh? He's done the World
- 53:44Cup. I'm sure, dude, I might be wrong, but the whole
- 53:49different music too, because one of them is like throwing the other ones more
- 53:51like hip hop pop shit, but they have Daddy Yankee's only worth forty billion,
- 53:58no way, Yeah, Pipple's worth way more than forty million. Dog
- 54:00that full Lord Baltimore looking as motherfucker you know what? Look like? Damn
- 54:07Pipple's worth a hundred million dollars boys the fucking miserable ye dog. Yeah,
- 54:13he's all over big. He's got residencies everywhere. But let's not forget.
- 54:17Even though I don't listen to Daddy Yankey set a standard, I think I
- 54:23think he's more legendary. Okay, there you go. Okay, who's more
- 54:28of an icon that we would say I was? Yeah, because yeah,
- 54:30because Pitples he's cooling off. But it's like he's yeah, he's been doing
- 54:35it for a while, but it's he the impact has not been the same
- 54:37in that sense where like he set the bar for certain things, right,
- 54:45who is a good one? Yeah? That's it though, Like from what
- 54:50I can fucking know, Bro, he did a few songs I did,
- 54:52like We're flow Rider and all this shit, but like club more like like
- 54:57like for your good like you said you listen to the girl listen, Oh,
- 55:00it's the ship that they played at the club, or whenever you're gonna
- 55:01buy it, whenever you're gonna put whenever you're gonna buy those shoes that rock.
- 55:05Sampson Fuckings buys the play that shit at the store bro to make you
- 55:09feel like they're hip hip. Oh yeah, yeah, see all these songs.
- 55:15By the way, everybody that is in the chat room, I do
- 55:17want to tell you guys, thank you to everybody who has made a purchase
- 55:21of the new Same Team drop artwork made by Chile. It has Ray myself,
- 55:27Stephtone and Xavier And as a little fucking gift. As a little fucking
- 55:31gift, you can now use code word same Team, Same Space team as
- 55:37a discount code and checkout. Just type in same Team and save yourself a
- 55:42little money at the checkout. If you're gonna if you're gonna be buying a
- 55:45few things from the website, it comes in handy. So go to flavors
- 55:49by Zone dot com and get want to get the Same Team collection. There's
- 55:52this lighthoodie like the one I have, which is pretty cool. It's very
- 55:55convenient. I know that was exclusive just for us. You got a camera
- 56:00one though the camera one is, but the red one I only made for
- 56:04the crew and guests. Yeah, so um, yes you can get the
- 56:08new the new drop. Make sure you guys get it. We do have
- 56:10it in neon neon smoke green, We do have it in blue and the
- 56:15clear blue skies, and we also have it in ooze purple. So bringing
- 56:19those back because I couldn't even get one. I got the wipe. Tommy
- 56:21only made one on one. I'm just like a fool, like, how
- 56:22many of these do you have? KEM like you made me the you made
- 56:25made me a lot of the other ones. I was like, well the
- 56:28other ones are okay. I had a bunch of the other fools hit a
- 56:30bunch of fucking rednecks hit in meal, So do over that fucking pro bram
- 56:35shit. Yeah, I had a little nose tank and all this stuff.
- 56:37But yes, use that code word. That code word is active all the
- 56:42way till Friday, so make sure you guys take advantage of that. First
- 56:47of all, everybody keeps asking, h is this pre prerecorded? Is this
- 56:52prerecorded? I'm gonna personally just say fuck you whoever keeps asking, So that
- 56:55way you know it's not prerecorded. Drewno Julo. Fuck you today is fucking
- 57:01March twenty nine, twenty twenty three. That's your personal shot at right there.
- 57:07Fucking damn a fucking five dollar Patreon dog. Go sign the fuck up,
- 57:12all you fools, go sign up please. We're only doing Twitch for
- 57:14a little bit and then we're finding trust me, we're figuring this out on
- 57:17YouTube. You're getting this shit a month late. Yeah. The code word
- 57:22is same team all right. Yeah, like foods want us to hold up
- 57:25a fucking newspaper like a terrorist video, you know what I mean? Like,
- 57:29what the fuck? Bro? Like, just because we're not on YouTube,
- 57:31Yeah, we're on Twitch now, bro. Twitch allows us to make
- 57:35some kind of money, so go ahead. Yeah. No, I'm just
- 57:37saying people, people like, I'm gonna get you have the app there.
- 57:42You know, if we were if we were two boots with big tits,
- 57:45I'm pretty sure you'd be like a gang of you fucking thirsty motherfucker's in here.
- 57:49I know fools that have been on fucking webcam services, on webcam services,
- 57:54and they gotta download this app and then buy bigcoin, then transfer the
- 57:59bigcoin so this type of coin, so this bitch gets paid on her fucking
- 58:01webcam service and you can't just fucking download the fucking app. Yeah, I'm
- 58:07much more asking you. I know what you've done for webcam services for some
- 58:09girls shoving something out for asshole. I know you've done to pay her.
- 58:13Yeah, especially if you're one of those like hey, let's hit double seat
- 58:15thought foods for sure. For sure you're on some cam website. And I
- 58:20gotta ask you though, because you said it for I don't know if I
- 58:22heard you right. He said you've been cooking. Yeah, I was cooking
- 58:24earlier because so you made it. You came here with the sandwich. It's
- 58:29not cooking, No, that was just that wasn't the eat. No,
- 58:31I just i've been. I've been that's been cooking all the cuts for the
- 58:36like the different cuts of Japanese meat. I see it the market, but
- 58:37I just add the Spanish seasoning to its marinade over mariade and like harbecue.
- 58:45Just like I've been. I find a way goo beef plug, but way
- 58:49Goo beef that comes with certification and ship. So I'm trying to get good
- 58:52at it so I can get that piece of meat and then make that shit
- 58:54good with the stone. But Yeah, I've been doing it pretty good.
- 58:58Man. It's it's but cooking meat is definitely. I don't know, like
- 59:01there's different ways of doing it, bro, but I feel like there's there's
- 59:05there's many ways to me invent the steaks. I fucked around and made this
- 59:07like garlic fucking dipping songs. Bro. Yes, Bro, like it's fire.
- 59:15Bro. I don't know. I feel like I feel like I gotta
- 59:16I wish you had a kitchen here. Bro. You know I made thing
- 59:20the other day. You might want to say, are you off today?
- 59:22Are you off today? I don't gonna be at the studio till three.
- 59:25I was like, because I heard Barts is coming through. Yeah, uys
- 59:29coming through? I think he actually I cannot spoil it? Oh wait is
- 59:35he bringing breakfast? I mean because I don't know I want to Oh yeah,
- 59:45That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, shout out to Barts Barbecue.
- 59:47You guys want this number who our highest donator. I'll give you guys this
- 59:52number, so you guys let them know how good his food is. You
- 59:55guys should just text him be like, hey, Barts, can't you smoke
- 59:58this? Can't you smoke this? So? Three one seven nine fund sudden.
- 1:00:02I'm not gonna go ahead and give his number out, but yeah and
- 1:00:07shout out to anyway. He was he um, he fucking asked me if
- 1:00:09I could make it, do it make six x L. I'm like,
- 1:00:12no, I don't make six XL for your fat ass bro. Anyway.
- 1:00:15Yeah, you know he's getting he's gotten big lately, big way. I
- 1:00:23already asked you for a fucking for you to give his beast on. Yeah.
- 1:00:28After like, he's like, like, I'm like the way I read
- 1:00:30messages like that when somebody hits me up, bro was exact message. I
- 1:00:35looked at the last message right and it was me him wishing me a happy
- 1:00:37birthday like two years ago. Like and I was just like, I sat
- 1:00:44here and watched you have fun with Hall of White Foods, you know what
- 1:00:47I mean, do a miracle whip activities talking about Yeah, fool us,
- 1:00:51I'll kicking and all this shit and just do all this fun shit. I'll
- 1:00:53invite you right, never once got to invite I know where it comes by
- 1:00:58the studio, heyfool you you can show the my beats too. And wearing
- 1:01:01for sounds like Moses. It kind of does sound like Moses who has not
- 1:01:07given me shit since Vegas? Have you hit him up at this point we've
- 1:01:14been talking at this point. I gotta hit him up, man, because
- 1:01:16we need that footage. We need to get the fucking we need to we
- 1:01:20need to finish. I'm hungry already. Man. Put that footage on the
- 1:01:23Patreon. Yeah, we need that footage. Bro, there's some part of
- 1:01:28me, there's a part of me yelling at some fucking drunken business. He's
- 1:01:30an idiot. Yeah, that needs to be on camera. I haven't even
- 1:01:34seen it. I need to see how drunk I was. Imagine imagine he
- 1:01:37imagine he didn't have a memory card. You could just say that, you
- 1:01:43could just say you fucked up. That's another thing. I've been there,
- 1:01:45wife saying Hey, so I just fucked up. I didn't record some all
- 1:01:47right, how many of you guys want to hit the moses yourself? I
- 1:01:51think that's always. I think that's what we should do. Sand We don't
- 1:01:53smoke the same sand Ray. The footage should like, I mean, no,
- 1:01:59should we fucking put this as a pole? Put this is a poll?
- 1:02:01Should we should we give roses number out so you guys can let them
- 1:02:07know that we yes. Because because you know what I'm talking. Yes,
- 1:02:14that means you better text him. I don't want I don't want you to
- 1:02:15know, because he's gonna want it. He's gonna want the fucking a tension.
- 1:02:19Brot, it's gonna want it. Bro. Tell him, you're tell
- 1:02:22him, you're all You're like, just tell him, be like, hey,
- 1:02:23I'm that yeah, Bro, Just just somebody said, start texting him,
- 1:02:34Like, start texting and be like, hey, I'm that Lizzo from
- 1:02:37the other night. Nah, fat bitches don't talk about themselves like that.
- 1:02:42You think fat bitches be like, bit you bad Lizzo? Oh yeah,
- 1:02:45yeah, I'm I'm I'm a big bad bitch. Where you think that comes
- 1:02:50from from a big bitch, big bad bitch? Yeah yeah, because bad
- 1:02:53bitchy, Like there was always a big girl at the Bad Girls Club.
- 1:02:58It's like this, the big girls bad girls up. All right, hold
- 1:03:00on, let me see somebody said, lafc versus Quakes, I'm gonna chuck
- 1:03:06my beer at you fool food. We know where that stair is at,
- 1:03:08and we will go up there and sugar night your ass like vanilla eyes over
- 1:03:12the fucking counter. Bro. This time was right. There's a certain spot
- 1:03:15where you can sit in the support section and not risk foo. What about
- 1:03:20that food and threw I threw water at him. I was like, give
- 1:03:24me that cup, camer tell you, tell him what happens? So food,
- 1:03:28there was one food who like, all right, so everybody throws beer
- 1:03:30forward, right, and there's just one we're supposed to go upward? Yeah
- 1:03:35you basically yeah, so there's one food, Like, the beer gets thrown
- 1:03:38right away, and one food got drenched, and then he fucking throws a
- 1:03:43drink back and it hits everybody. And then there's just one fool who like
- 1:03:46he's kind of or whatever he was. He was a fight I don't know,
- 1:03:51but he was late. This food fucking goes and he's like, give
- 1:03:54me something, and what was the what is it? He just starts flipping
- 1:03:58them. Yeah, he starts flicking him off. He's like, fuck you
- 1:04:00man, why did you throw this drink bag? And then and then I
- 1:04:02grab a drink. But it wasn't just a regular drink. It was that
- 1:04:06beatbox. You're saying it wrong, so so so so, so what happens
- 1:04:12is we throw the beer up top, right, we throw the beer up
- 1:04:15top and then uh, this guy gets kind of mad because we all splash
- 1:04:19him and he throws beer back at like he throws it backwards. Then I
- 1:04:23grab my blast my beard. I threw it right at him, literally like
- 1:04:27right at him, not wearing no T shirt. And then he kind of
- 1:04:29sees me and I'm just staring at him because I mean at my whole mother
- 1:04:32homes were there. I was like, what's up, dog, don't be
- 1:04:34a dig and we're kind of like we're parting, and then uh, all
- 1:04:39of a sudden, some guy just starts flipping him off like fuck you,
- 1:04:43fuck you, like literally saying like like very upset, and I'm over here
- 1:04:45like I should and then yeah, and then the guy starts looking at him,
- 1:04:50thinking maybe he's the one who threw a drink at him. And then
- 1:04:55I have this beatbox as this girl give us a beatbox because I'm sitting in
- 1:04:59our section and I got this beatbox and they're pouring a cup so we can
- 1:05:04throw it at the guy that was saying fuck you. I supposed gets the
- 1:05:09beatos and me and he's on like bro husband sitting there for who the fuck
- 1:05:16knows how a long dog, and I gave it to him here throw it
- 1:05:20at that motherfucker because I kind of wanted to see a fight, you know.
- 1:05:24You know, if he would have came up there, we would have
- 1:05:26had him like like put put our hands on him too. I'm not really
- 1:05:30I would have just been like, could you girl? I mean we kind
- 1:05:31of just like hey because it was played those doors if his Yeah, But
- 1:05:38at the end of the day, I'm just saying, bro, because here
- 1:05:40me and my lady got splashed. I'm like, if he comes up there
- 1:05:42trying to start this shit, I'm gonna throw a few hands at that plot
- 1:05:45once she gets so. Yeah, but they were they were on they were
- 1:05:48on a different role with us, so it would have had to get a
- 1:05:50little out of a little out of hand for us to get involved. But
- 1:05:54yeah, dog, and there's a did you call you caught that a video?
- 1:05:57Right? I have to check that my call? Yeah, yeah,
- 1:06:00because like, yeah, I think Rock might have caught on video because I
- 1:06:02gives it course the innocent white Mike standard, the strong, Yeah, the
- 1:06:06most dude in the building. Yeah, I don't know. I pretty you
- 1:06:11know. If I think I think some shit like that where to pop off
- 1:06:15Rock, Rock will throw a punch or two. Bro, He don't work
- 1:06:17out just for nothing, bro rocks white, you have to yeah, like
- 1:06:23like he like he yeah, he'd be like, well I'm the only one
- 1:06:26that could get away. He'd probably tell the police there. He came up
- 1:06:29here to attack me being Tasha. Yeah, Tasha's starts crying running just to
- 1:06:35play the part. Yeah, yeah, just to play the ruck. But
- 1:06:41like he made threats. He called me to Karen, Hey, so what
- 1:06:48is that? What is that? Um bucks, calm and stop calming you?
- 1:06:51What's that? Uh? What's that? Uh? The poet? What
- 1:06:56does it look like? Ladies and gentlemen? All right, this is it's
- 1:07:00one hundred percent. We got a release. The number of the people were
- 1:07:01asking for it. Everyone text Moses ak red Eyes to let ray get the
- 1:07:15Vegas footage. All right, here's his number two, one, three,
- 1:07:24four, three, five ten. Please send me screenshots of all the conversations
- 1:07:31that you have with Moses about it about He's like, hey, where's that
- 1:07:34footage? Where's that footage? Where's that footage? Bam, there it is.
- 1:07:38Ladies and gentlemen, Sorry, Moses. We tried asking you helen times,
- 1:07:44but now we're all it's for us, bro Yeah, for real,
- 1:07:49man, you know what is it? Like he didn't have a great time
- 1:07:54out there anyways. Yeah, you took him to that h you got you
- 1:07:59got kicked out? What is it with you? Been high rises? Why
- 1:08:01don't you tell us what happened after the lasc game? Dog? Nothing?
- 1:08:03Just want to fuck kick it out? Some high rise? Whose high rise?
- 1:08:08Was it? Some girls? Some girls got those homegirls who lose and
- 1:08:14then they're talking shit on the video? Yeah it was like what But I
- 1:08:16didn't know they were your homegirls though? So how did you know them?
- 1:08:19They were with that other group? How did you know them? Papers?
- 1:08:24Papers? That's mando to hang out with me, Dog, that's mando to
- 1:08:29hang out with me, at least for me to date you? Because how
- 1:08:30did that cut? How did that think? So now you're dating them?
- 1:08:32I've never stuck by dicking like a super illegal bitch. What about the one
- 1:08:38there's some Canada? Uh, she was already going to paperwork. Also,
- 1:08:42somebody else's piping her. I told her she was married to a lesi.
- 1:08:45I told her she got married to a check. Oh that's right. Yeah,
- 1:08:47see bro, And if she hasn't been kicked out, you're afraid to
- 1:08:50fucking get a little chili action, Bro, Damn dude, the hell man
- 1:08:56same here. You gotta put some chili on it. Bro. Yeah,
- 1:09:00Bro, but real, dude, you're over here just playing, dude.
- 1:09:05I'm telling you, dude, it's not gonna hit like the airport's like,
- 1:09:09I'm sorry. Do you have an updated idea like how I felt when I
- 1:09:12almost didn't go to Japan? You got your real lives yet? Huh?
- 1:09:15You don't even need that till twenty twenty five California. Real idea, You
- 1:09:18don't even need that to twenty twenty five dollars. Hey, do you still
- 1:09:21need that booster ship to travel? We were though, I don't know about
- 1:09:25that, not to travel, Kelly. No, I'm just saying like international,
- 1:09:30Nah, probably international. There's some countries that probably want you to have
- 1:09:32it, like Canada or Australia or Japan. I'll tell you what I'll tell
- 1:09:36you right now. They will ask you if you go to Japan. So
- 1:09:39everybody that's going out there, get that fake paper now, now what is
- 1:09:43it? Uh? Do what you gotta do? You know what I'm saying,
- 1:09:45LCR Junior. My aunt got married to some chick for papers and she's
- 1:09:50straight. See, dude, nobody had to eat her out. I bet
- 1:09:57they eat each other up or he can't. They can't make you do that,
- 1:10:01dude. One of my aunts, bro, was so funny because about
- 1:10:04my my pervy little uncle, the hooker uncle. No, my other uncle,
- 1:10:09the one that used to smell panties when we used to work, when
- 1:10:11we used to clean carpets. So this one was married to my aunt.
- 1:10:14That's how he used my uncle. And uh, she became a No.
- 1:10:17Well I was telling you why, like because he's not my blood, Like
- 1:10:20technically he's not my blood, but my aunt is my blood. And uh
- 1:10:25she uh, they obviously got a divorce and she didn't becoming a lesbian because
- 1:10:31he picked up hookers. No, that's not the one to pick the whole
- 1:10:34different one. But besides the point is that that she became a lesbian.
- 1:10:40But it's funny because she never admitted to it. You know how she just
- 1:10:42lived with my aunt. And it's like like every like met like Mexicans like
- 1:10:45that were like they won't admit it, and everyone's like, bro, I
- 1:10:49gotta get something now. But there was a fucking trip because they ended up
- 1:10:54being coming up. She didn't becoming a moha. You know what that is
- 1:10:57it's not okay. Yeah, and you know my uncle's will not live live.
- 1:11:02Let my uncle live it down. Your sets was so bad that she
- 1:11:08had to become she just gave it up. She could have got six with
- 1:11:11somebody else though, she could have gotten set. I have my uncle ruined
- 1:11:14for They were just getting my uncle chef for ruining them for her, because
- 1:11:15I would have been pretty upset if, like if I had a girlfriend that
- 1:11:20said, you know, I find out she becomes a nun or I'd be
- 1:11:25like you were dated a girl or smashed the girl, smashed the girl and
- 1:11:31the next thing you know, she she becomes lesbian. Nah no, not
- 1:11:39like let's no, like you two were in the relationship. She was straight
- 1:11:43as fuck and then you guys break up and then like down the road you
- 1:11:46see her with a check and their relationship not like dating a check. But
- 1:11:50I mean, like no, no, because even then, like even that,
- 1:11:55like I don't even like when they're even when they say they're bye to
- 1:11:57me. It's just kind of weird. Why how's it weird? It's not
- 1:12:02weird, but it's just like, man, I gotta maybe cheat word on
- 1:12:05you cheating me. I mean it sounds weird. But now I gotta worry
- 1:12:08on you cheating me with the chick. You know it's hot, it's hot,
- 1:12:13but when you're not there, yeah, except when you're not When you're
- 1:12:15not there, what if one day you show up and they're fucking hooking up
- 1:12:18and you're not there at all, and you're what if they were just warming
- 1:12:21themselves up for you? That's what I would hope. So that's what That's
- 1:12:26what I would tell me in my brain. But my brain is like,
- 1:12:28before you they didn't even want you here. They told you to go get
- 1:12:30groceries. Jeffey. It's weird because now you can't trust her with even girls,
- 1:12:38because she could be eating her out as you think they're just going and
- 1:12:43hanging out. Yeah, yeah, they're both and they're both gonna lie about
- 1:12:46it. But sometimes you know your girl, or at least you think you
- 1:12:48know your girl, right, do you see? That's what I mean?
- 1:12:51You here her some good, you know whatever? There you go, you
- 1:12:57don't worry about that, and now you know how usually like if your girl
- 1:13:00go like if you if you break up with her, you know how you
- 1:13:02break up with your girlfriend and like they go, they need a shoulder to
- 1:13:05go lay on, go cry on type of shit, and every guy says,
- 1:13:10oh, she goes with the guy, that's what she's gonna lay down,
- 1:13:12cry. You gotta worry. Now, you gotta worry about a guy
- 1:13:14and a girl. Now she goes hangs out with homegirls, maybe her homegirl
- 1:13:17lesbian. You have a little bit agen. Now she's cheating on you with
- 1:13:19a lesbian and it's still cheating. I'm gonna fuck. When anyone says it
- 1:13:23sucks a whole lot less, does it hurt more? No? I would
- 1:13:29to get cheated on by a woman she's by if I already know she's by,
- 1:13:33But if you find out she's not, Oh no, no, Yeah
- 1:13:35she says she's straight and I made her If I made her lesbian, yeah,
- 1:13:40that's gonna suck. I'd rather hurt cheat on me. What the dude?
- 1:13:42But if she's already buying and she cheated me with the lesbian when she's
- 1:13:45like, honestly, it just I hadn't had pussy in a while, Like
- 1:13:48you could have just said something bit. I don't know if I could have
- 1:13:50just throw your boy. At least for me, I would rather be cheated
- 1:13:55by her girl, like if she were to cheat better with the girl than
- 1:13:59the guy. But what if you just what if you made her lesband and
- 1:14:02she's like you just, oh, I don't know, come taste on nasty
- 1:14:06and I never want to try it again. Well, then you should probably
- 1:14:15take it to the doctor. A girl tells you that, bro, he's
- 1:14:19probably unhealthy. Yeah, was just texted hello, l same team, same
- 1:14:28team, sending that shit over dog and he said, Ray, I got
- 1:14:31you. I'm pull him to the studio. That's what m fucking took.
- 1:14:34That's how we got to what him fucking took. Everybody he said that the
- 1:14:39last time. Oh, but we'll give us no prod again. Yeah,
- 1:14:44we get the until we get the footage, and next time we'll be a
- 1:14:46little mean next time. Guys. This is for you guys on Patreon,
- 1:14:49all right, for you guys that want that behind the scenes and all that
- 1:14:54shit. You guys are gonna get that exclusive footage. I'm just saying.
- 1:14:58And it's not footage. I'm very proud out of to be to be honest,
- 1:15:01But you know there's some moments there not that I can remember. When
- 1:15:08Stepton pulled out the great whips, like you, son of a bitch,
- 1:15:13you're about to go to sleep. I was bro I was feeling sick too,
- 1:15:16man. I don't know, man, like those lad I have been
- 1:15:20feeling sick those days. Man, it was just random. I'm like,
- 1:15:24oh, it's weird, just throwing up. And it wasn't even like I
- 1:15:27didn't even drink that much. I was not even him. But you know
- 1:15:30whatever, Moses, Bill Dot said, Moses only showing up because Barts is
- 1:15:40coming through. He He's gonna bring some thought up with him. She was
- 1:15:45already with me though. I mean now, he doesn't need I know,
- 1:15:47he never pulled up in here with some fat chick. He already knows he'd
- 1:15:51be taxing her. Yeah, but I don't know. I'm mixed. I'm
- 1:15:57excited. It's been a while since I've had Bart's food. You guys have
- 1:16:01at U huh. Yeah, we've got the pulled pork sliders with the pulled
- 1:16:08the pork burning on top. Yeah. Pretty cool and pretty cool? Or
- 1:16:11is that Tuesday Monday? Well, I got ask you. I don't think
- 1:16:15we've talked about it. I'm sure you guys talking on, but I'm on.
- 1:16:19Yeah, we didn't talk about this HP. No, I was talking
- 1:16:21about the fucking the tornado hurricane thing that happened in Montabello. We talked about
- 1:16:26that ship was a little while. Bro, what we got I mean global
- 1:16:30warming? Dog bullshit? What do you what do you mean? The proof
- 1:16:33is like happening in front of you, and then it's hot, and then
- 1:16:36when it's super hot. Oh, I've never been hot. It's never been
- 1:16:40so hot than ever. And then it gets cold. It's never been a
- 1:16:43cold ever. Yeah, it's supposed to be. It's supposed to it's supposed
- 1:16:46to be like consistent, and it's no longer consistent anymore. It's like,
- 1:16:51I've never been consistent, been for consistent for as long as we've been recording
- 1:16:57weather for it, and it hasn't been that long. For what's how long
- 1:17:00the Earth's been around? Four dogs? Like if you know anything, like
- 1:17:02we're part of the last day of Like if you look at the Earth's history
- 1:17:09like a map or like a calendar or literally on the last day of the
- 1:17:13calendar December thirty first, that's when we showed up on the calendar. So
- 1:17:19we can't I'm not I'm not saying we're not in our recorded weather history.
- 1:17:24It's not stable, but we can't even say that it hasn't been stable for
- 1:17:27the best. What I don't even think they were doing. They were recording
- 1:17:30when the Romans were around gob So you mentioned that, um, much like
- 1:17:38the Roman Empire. America's right right there according to you. I mean,
- 1:17:45every civilization has had the doll downfall, true than that. So it's a
- 1:17:47matter of time. We've been running for how long, hundreds of years almost
- 1:17:53too what I'm yeah, it's about time. Like if you look at there's
- 1:17:57a there's a there's a there's a there's a chart that shows when Rome starts
- 1:18:01following. We're like literally right where Rome starts following. And as we start
- 1:18:04fucking worrying about pronouns and start worrying about bos Okay, so there's three distinct
- 1:18:09periods of the Roman Empire, but over a thousand years, the Roman Empire
- 1:18:15was one of the greatest and most influential civilizations in the world and lasted for
- 1:18:20over a thousand years. We definitely have a last of thousand years. No
- 1:18:30how long we've been around for we've been a world we've been we've been a
- 1:18:33world power since five World War Two. That's what fucking US and Russia and
- 1:18:41China are. Technically, it means if you've gotten you've got nukes. You're
- 1:18:43up. You're playing with the big boys. Technically, the United States is
- 1:18:46two hundred and forty five years old because they declared their independence from a Great
- 1:18:50Britain four seventeen seventy seventeen seventies America. But we can eat a taco and
- 1:18:59a burrito at the same fucking time at two am if you want it to
- 1:19:03the rain, dude, but you can't drink pop up in the rain?
- 1:19:08Huh? Have you seen people pop up in the rain? Pop up like
- 1:19:11doing like you know, chicken pop like you know pop ups like tacos or
- 1:19:14you know, Yeah, shot to them, they fucking real. Yeah,
- 1:19:15shout out to people like Barts outs why Bart's coming in here today? Man,
- 1:19:19He's like, I'm not stinging on there in the rain, man,
- 1:19:21I'm gonna go with be real. But Latino's will yep, fucking fists are
- 1:19:26out their dog starting you fucking with the rain on it, the rains coming
- 1:19:31on Alasta, and they don't give a fuck. I mean, it's not
- 1:19:35coming on the bast oil. Yeah, well, God's coming on it technically,
- 1:19:41but it's okay. It's um what do you calling it? The weather
- 1:19:44balloon. Shit. Oh weather cannon. What do you call that shit?
- 1:19:47Come on, x harp that cannon the weather cannon. They send something,
- 1:19:54they shoot something up in the air, supposedly causes hurricanes or whatever. Chemtrails,
- 1:20:00Hey, yeah, there you go. Chemtrails. How about chemtrails?
- 1:20:02Yeah? Yesterday I was driving with Stepson. We were going to Burger King
- 1:20:08and we looked at the sky and it's and steps I was like, oh,
- 1:20:11no, wonder's gonna rain tonight. Look at all those camp trails out
- 1:20:13there. See, you gotta look for the ship. None of your fools
- 1:20:15look up. You know how bad I want to go look at Yosemite.
- 1:20:19Have you seen the I want to go see there's waterfalls are overfilled. I
- 1:20:23want to see him as nice. Yeah, even though Yosemiti's supposed to blow
- 1:20:27up. You know that right, it's supposed to blow up. You know
- 1:20:30it's a volcano. I didn't know your semi had an active volcano. It's
- 1:20:35a volcano, but it's it's a It's called the Cordona or something like that.
- 1:20:43If I'm not wrong, Man, a man show up dog supposed to
- 1:20:48us blow the fuck up. Yeah, please find yourself. Stone is yellow
- 1:20:54Stone yellow Stone is in Wyomi yellow Stone, I might be wrong. Yeah,
- 1:20:59that's what Yelmomstone makes a lot of fucking sense. But with the Yellowstone
- 1:21:02says Yosemite is not a volcano. It is a national park which contains stupid
- 1:21:09rocks of volcanic origin. Was yellow Stone bad? Yea yellow Stones? I
- 1:21:15would love to yellow Stone. Yeah, but if that ship blows up,
- 1:21:17it's supposed to be like over over for us the sept It's supposed to be
- 1:21:23over for like the whole for the whole world, from Wyoming all the way
- 1:21:26here. Yeah over. I don't know, well know why. It just
- 1:21:31makes it okay, So you don't think about it like this not ruined.
- 1:21:34No, No, Wyoming is a far away state. He's you're not thinking.
- 1:21:39Even then, if if the actual rock and the lava doesn't hit us,
- 1:21:42you know what happens. This thing is so fucking big that when it
- 1:21:45explodes, over time over it explodes, and guess what happens. All that's
- 1:21:48gonna go All the ash is gonna go on the atmosphere. And if all
- 1:21:51that and if all that goes in the atmosphere, guess what it blocks off?
- 1:21:55Sun raise And if it blocks off sunraise, guess what it Guess who
- 1:21:58breathe off of sunraise? Plants? Guess what plants create COO two or whatever
- 1:22:02the fuck we breathe off of H two or whatever the fuck. I don't
- 1:22:05even know, I'm sounding superd right now, but they would block that off.
- 1:22:09And then if there's no plants, animals don't eat, we can't make
- 1:22:13cows, there's no protein, and then eventually we will die. Can we
- 1:22:15survive this? Damn? So that damn that's that's how big that volcano was
- 1:22:24supposed to be a huge. Dog. If it blows up, we're fuck
- 1:22:27fuck like fuck fuck like the whole world definitely not the whole world. The
- 1:22:30United States, maybe Australia might survive because they're like literally on the whole,
- 1:22:33but it literally the all that ash will cover the atmosphere and there will be
- 1:22:38no sunrays being able to go through. And if there's no sunrais shit dies.
- 1:22:41Dog can't can't live with no sun, and then it's a matter of
- 1:22:46time. That's for real. Well, it's huge, like and it's over.
- 1:22:51Is that the thing that happens in that movie twenty twelve? Is that?
- 1:22:56Is that on a different thing? Yeah, But I'm saying, like
- 1:22:58in one of those movies, that volcano blows up and then everything gets covered
- 1:23:01in lava. I think I know what you're talking about, Hot Macma.
- 1:23:09There's no I mean, there's no way you could contain that ship. There's
- 1:23:13no way you can contain a volcano. It'll implode. It would be kind
- 1:23:16of worse season. What are you gonna put on experience itself, regardless of
- 1:23:20who lives in it. Damn, that's gonna be fucked up. It's only
- 1:23:27fair because we fucked nature every day all day with our carbear footprints. But
- 1:23:30we just keep throwing trash in there. That's a super volcano. Just think
- 1:23:33about it, super volcano. I don't Yeah, it's a twenty twelve it's
- 1:23:40the it's the twenty twelve movie where the monk is like standing in front of
- 1:23:44the cover and then like there's well, you know, you could always fly
- 1:23:46out of here. That would seem my deal. Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:23:54I don't want to. I wouldn't want to survive. I don't think.
- 1:23:56I don't I don't think the whole I don't think the whole world is
- 1:23:59fucked just Mother Japan. Situations like this is the reason why we're going to
- 1:24:02space and discovering new planet. So we could you know it, right,
- 1:24:06if we can go to new planets, you should be able to stop that
- 1:24:09ship from exploding. And I don't think you could stop us release some magma.
- 1:24:14I don't know about a fucking scientists about Elon, but I wouldn't be
- 1:24:17It would be cool. It would be cool if you could scoop up some
- 1:24:19magma from there. Yeah, like make a little hole so it doesn't ka
- 1:24:23boom, you know, yeah, no, release some pressure. I don't
- 1:24:26know if I'm not a doctor, but don't you guys do that shit sometimes
- 1:24:28release some pressure so it doesn't yeah, like like sut like on the on
- 1:24:30the bottom, so it starts leaking out already. Yeah, and then and
- 1:24:33then and then the lava level rises down. Who do we gotta hit up
- 1:24:38to let them know this ship Elon Musk you gotta see you gotta twitter?
- 1:24:42Huh, Like we need we need Eva Musk to build something like that.
- 1:24:47Yeah, Like I mean yeah, because that that shit's gonna mention. I
- 1:24:51bet you they know when it's gonna happen. I don't know why, but
- 1:24:54it's kind of message from someone that's kind of reliable saying no jumper has done
- 1:24:58z damn. Yeah, that's kind of random. But I don't know.
- 1:25:01I'm gonna I'm still gonna watch. No. I know, what if he's
- 1:25:05counting the whole day? Nah, what if he did? You don't need
- 1:25:11it. He's just gonna keep the blog talk. You don't need any but
- 1:25:15plug talking. Yeah, plug talk makes plug talkis what makes him the money.
- 1:25:17So I mean he don't need it, right, might be right,
- 1:25:19he don't need it. He hasn't say that, he has said it a
- 1:25:24lot. Then that just means Laurel's gonna come over here asking be real for
- 1:25:27a job again. I guaranteed. It's like, oh, I keep back
- 1:25:30from France, like to tell him where you were at. But the drama
- 1:25:36on god see, but I want to want to work with that's too much
- 1:25:39strama sounds annoying. I remember like when when a homeboy got fired before he
- 1:25:44got fired at your toxicity is fake compared to their toxicity, dude, that
- 1:25:48ship was real, beef, bro. There was there was times where like
- 1:25:50foods had to get escorted out because they're like this one's gonna fucking shoot this
- 1:25:55place up. Yeah. See, could you deal with a Chrishan Rock type
- 1:26:01of relationship like blue Face, no fool talking about that's the worst thing I've
- 1:26:06ever seen, bro, it's so bad. It is bad. I don't
- 1:26:11know. It should be like the government or some people should be like y'all
- 1:26:14should be able, shouldn't be able to be hanging out together. I don't
- 1:26:17know. I know that's not but it's crild. She's pregnant too. What
- 1:26:24might not be his? She's a whore? Yeah, he did say that
- 1:26:28he's a whore. He said he's a player. But yeah, he pretty
- 1:26:32much he was like, yeah, I'll give you like a million dollars if
- 1:26:35you aboard it. Oh, she's not aboarding it. She made more off
- 1:26:40a million dollars off that fool. She has it. Yeah, but it's
- 1:26:42just like, but if it's not it could not be his too. Shit,
- 1:26:47Now she's in a pickle. She could be fucking broke as bitch.
- 1:26:51Now you know he's leaving her if it's not his, you know, you
- 1:26:55know how he should do it though, he should hire Mary. You know
- 1:26:59how? That would just blow up? Boy, it's back in the game
- 1:27:02season one hundred and two. I don't know, but that would have but
- 1:27:08bro, that would go wild. Imagine Blue Face coming out to a song
- 1:27:13that's crazy. That's wild, though, I don't know like to deal with
- 1:27:18something like that. How million dollars? Mari Povich is eighty four years old.
- 1:27:24You seen him drinking? You seen him drinking hennessy. No, I've
- 1:27:28seen a video of him drinking hennessy and then he like he tried it for
- 1:27:30the first time and he was just like, what the hell? Like he
- 1:27:33liked it. This sounds fucked up? Wow, don't say it? Then
- 1:27:38none, what sounds It's just why don't give fuck? We're in California with
- 1:27:43cor abortion. I can say this, um abortion is out of any check
- 1:27:48you dated. If any of them would have got him pregnant, what's the
- 1:27:51motion would have paid for for an abortion? You're like, damn, that
- 1:27:54is one that I would have been like, like, I don't have a
- 1:27:57million, but would you have Soldier car? I wouldn't. I mean,
- 1:28:01there's one, there's one chick that I used to day. I'm like,
- 1:28:03there's I don't can't even believe I used to day it Like, I can't
- 1:28:05like that. I wouldn't want to. I wasn't. I wasn't him a
- 1:28:08million dollars I had it. Yeah, I wasn't getting anybody. I wasn't
- 1:28:11taking risk getting anybody pregnant like that with bitches. I didn't really like.
- 1:28:15No, I'm talking that you like a girlfriend. There's nothing that were crazy
- 1:28:18if I like it, Like like, I'm at the point where I'm like,
- 1:28:21if if there's something like that happens, i'd be back in the day,
- 1:28:25back in the blue headed bitch like, yeah, it's crazy. You
- 1:28:29want her to have your kids? No, that's what i mean, Like
- 1:28:31I'm talking about back in there. There's none that you would have been like,
- 1:28:33oh, a million dollars sounds about right if I had if you if
- 1:28:36you were a blue face level, yeah, if you had him, Like
- 1:28:39I was like, oh, because I'm over yere. You try to offer
- 1:28:41that money. Yeah, there's there's one out there that would have been like
- 1:28:44yeah for her million dollars if I had it. She told me, I'm
- 1:28:46praying. I'm like, fuck, yeah, here's a million. Yeah,
- 1:28:51that's a lot. That's crazy. There's just because she was crazy. There's
- 1:28:54the other ones. I'm like, I just have it. I'm rich anyways,
- 1:28:57I can afford it. So what I mean, I'm just don't want
- 1:28:59my kids. I just want you. Just don't want to, just don't
- 1:29:00want you. Just don't want to give birth to Chucky. Yeah, I
- 1:29:03just don't want those jeans what I was talking about, like you're ready,
- 1:29:06Yeah, kidding, don't. I'm just saying that girl sounds crazy. Bro,
- 1:29:11imagine that girl. She has a boy or a girl with his jeans,
- 1:29:14like those jeans together with that toxicity or bride him Chucky. Hey mean,
- 1:29:19it's gonna be bad news. Hey, I saw the I saw.
- 1:29:23I finished seeing the series of of of Chucky. The bride does come out.
- 1:29:28Yeah, yeah, the bride does come out, and the chick who
- 1:29:30brings the bride back comes out. What's her name, Jennifer Zilley. Yeah,
- 1:29:35and she plays herself right in the movie. Yeah, and she's she
- 1:29:39still looks good for her being yeah, for her being that old. I
- 1:29:43don't know how old she is, but she still has that fucking voice that's
- 1:29:46very calming and soothing. Yeah, I don't know. That's a weird fucking
- 1:29:50voice, a weird dynamic. Fuck, my dad's in my backpack. Yeah
- 1:29:56that's a but Yeah. Shout out to everybody who who everybody who has been
- 1:30:00hitting us with super bits and all this stuff. Man, I missed a
- 1:30:03super chatg bro. It was I recently reapplied for monetization and we did not
- 1:30:10get it. Fuck, we just gotta take off some ship. Bro.
- 1:30:15You think if if that even works, I don't think. I don't think
- 1:30:19that works. I don't know. Even changing the titles, I don't it's
- 1:30:24I don't know, man, I don't know YouTube is gay. Yeah,
- 1:30:28that is true, man, they just I mean, you have to burn
- 1:30:31out cursed words. You gotta do all this kind of shit. Man,
- 1:30:33I'm not really trying to do all that. I don't want to hundreds of
- 1:30:38videos of past podcast videos like you expect us to, like clean House.
- 1:30:43Yeah, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start uploading a rumble to anybody who
- 1:30:45focks a rumbo. Yeah. Anything that isn't Patren though, is getting that
- 1:30:47shit a month later. Just saw y'allfuls no a month later. So so
- 1:30:51even if you get it late. Yeah. And the shirts the first we
- 1:30:56don't smoke, the same exclusive shirts that are only made for people on Patreon
- 1:30:59are gonna start being sent out um this week, so everybody else I'll start
- 1:31:03dming you guys. Thank everybody who has been on the Patreon who has subbed
- 1:31:08a subbing for one hundred dollars tier will be available this week. I was
- 1:31:11just getting a whole bunch of stuff, but now that I do have everything,
- 1:31:14it makes sense for me to go ahead and have it on there.
- 1:31:15We probably are going to do a certain episode where it's just you should just
- 1:31:19do the whole episode on naw, it's no, it's na we have yeah,
- 1:31:25but you know, we put a hank on the table. That's true,
- 1:31:33a little hank, though. I don't know. We gotta find a
- 1:31:35way. We got We do have some good interviews though coming up. Though.
- 1:31:39Yeah, we can do this. We can have all the tanks on
- 1:31:41the table and you guys, well have you guys miked up a different way,
- 1:31:45and it'll look like it's the tanks talking and it'll be an all tank
- 1:31:47episode like kind of like that. Honestly, that's a fucking genius, like
- 1:31:54genius ass idea. I don't have a kind of like kind of like that,
- 1:31:58like that tire movie on money. Yeah, that would be like that
- 1:32:02tired movie. I hate rubber. Yeah it sound like Kia soul flip.
- 1:32:08Yeah oh yeah, so yeah, so you guys are telling me about that
- 1:32:10ship. There's two stores. Hey, look look what somebody saying. Social
- 1:32:15media companies are acting like they're hard up for money, bro, trust me,
- 1:32:17it's a rich thing. All these rich fuals do that shit, well,
- 1:32:19some rich fules do that, but there's some foods out there. They'd
- 1:32:24be acting like they'd be harder for money and shit. But that's neither hero
- 1:32:29there. See if you can play that video right, but it was this
- 1:32:30video which you're playing first the HP it goes, wow, Bro, I
- 1:32:35guess it's it looks like you were Yeah, man, looking fucking I want
- 1:32:42to say, dumb ass, No, it isn't. At the same time,
- 1:32:45what the kia? They say that you know he had mental health issue?
- 1:32:47Are you talking about the key or the one dude that dropped himself at
- 1:32:49the car drop of the Okay, so he didn't shoot himself. So what
- 1:32:54happened? Right? Now here we go. Why it's fucking crazy, bro,
- 1:32:58He's not. He's a stupid driving out fifty forty eight. Damn.
- 1:33:06So he stole that car. Yeah, no ship car, of course,
- 1:33:11he stole that car. Look and then look look going fast? Oh damn
- 1:33:16you see blood dog was that blood. Yeah, it's wild, bro,
- 1:33:21it's gone and he died. Yeah he's dead, homie. There's no way
- 1:33:25that you're not alive after that, Homie. Damn I was That was on
- 1:33:30live TV because you couldnt not if they didn't. You can't. Yeah,
- 1:33:33you can't not miss you can't not stop that. This guy just opens the
- 1:33:35door and says he didn't even look like he tried to catch the floor.
- 1:33:43He could have slowed down. If you can't catch the floor, could have
- 1:33:45slowed down a lot. He could have slowed down. He could have slowed
- 1:33:48down and then ran for it. You know, I even looked it up
- 1:33:50yesterday. I'm like, what was the worst thing that could happen to this
- 1:33:54guy? And low key he could have got two to four years in prison
- 1:33:57and he would have probably would He probably wouldn't gone to heat hard to prison
- 1:34:00and the fucking five thousand dollars fine or some shit like that's something I thought
- 1:34:03you would do more. They gotta let people know if it's the first time,
- 1:34:05dude, gascon would have been like, he's retarded. Let him out.
- 1:34:09If it's the first it's the first time, of fans, it's a
- 1:34:11misdemeanor. But he's still got to serve your sense, but you can serve
- 1:34:15that prison sentence in county. Nobody wants to serve that prison sentence in county
- 1:34:18though, I'll tell you that. That's the crazy part. No sense to
- 1:34:21me. Nobody wants to be in La County jail. But that makes you'd
- 1:34:26rather much be in prison, bro, But that makes no sense to me.
- 1:34:28Like if you as if you and I know that I know that from
- 1:34:30Georgian Ship now like I know that from Georgian then but if you would have
- 1:34:33asked me before I knew Georgian Ship when I was like eighteen prisoner jail,
- 1:34:39jail, prison, that it depends what jail, though, Bro, you
- 1:34:43don't want to be in this jail. It's just this one. It's a
- 1:34:45twin towers are fucking ruthless. I mean, you could be in Nashville jails.
- 1:34:51I wouldn't be in Nashville either. That's just racist. Fuck. I
- 1:34:55would want where am I going? Then? Not? How about not to
- 1:34:58jail the main goal? Yeah, I don't know, I'm not like that
- 1:35:03ship seems but yeah, so hey, so that fool's neck like something must
- 1:35:08have happened where it's something cracked and then you're you're intestine start broke, like
- 1:35:12something collapse, because for blood to hit that's not that's not from a scrape.
- 1:35:15That ship was like it looked like he hit at the back of his
- 1:35:18head and he just probably squitched him or I don't know, man, what
- 1:35:23was fucking brain exploded? When the cops showed up there there was brain everywhere.
- 1:35:27Guarantee you saw some brain always cracked his head. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 1:35:32I'm not it should This could have been on a Thousand Ways to Die
- 1:35:35sho the movie so and he would have played that fucking song dumb waste.
- 1:35:44It's so funny, dude that that low key is a way to detensive size.
- 1:35:48Uh, kids, dog remember watching that show and be like, oh,
- 1:35:51that's a cool way to die. Oh that that songs. You need
- 1:35:58to watch it all animated, you knows? And yeah that what was the
- 1:36:01show? Right? Like yeah, yeah? And they would get that that
- 1:36:05that contributed a lot to my fear about water because they would always they would
- 1:36:10like the drowning situation, like there'll be videos of people just like drowning and
- 1:36:14shit, and I just like I should just always fear bro just like running
- 1:36:17out of fucking air. Bro, just like, nah, fuck that,
- 1:36:20dude, they're crazy ones. That's some crazy ones that look like not real,
- 1:36:25but like that, like some dumb ones, like like getting stung by
- 1:36:28bees, like a swarm catching you. If you're allergic, you could die.
- 1:36:32People can die from peanut butter, from me eating peanut butter. Technically
- 1:36:36in a plane, if I eat peanut butter, someone can die. Why,
- 1:36:41well, the dude, they don't have peanut butters on. They don't
- 1:36:43have peanuts on on our plans. Hold hold on, hold on, if
- 1:36:46you eat peanut butter on an airplane, how like what I fucking I don't
- 1:36:51make you come? How does that make sense? Full molecules, little fucking
- 1:36:58little organisms or whatever the fuck you want, call them whatever the fucking but
- 1:37:00whatever will alert whatever, We'll trigger their reaction. Damn. Yeah, like
- 1:37:06Dana Sam's wife for everywhere we go. I see those people people that have
- 1:37:12to call before they go to restaurants. Like some people have it really really
- 1:37:15bad. Obviously there's different levels. But yeah, yeah, I did not
- 1:37:21fucking know that, So I didn't. I didn't know that you can't get
- 1:37:25peanut butter on an airplane. Man, that can soft as fools, you
- 1:37:30know I heard that we the people didn't start developing these type of allergies until
- 1:37:34like processed food came around like that, Watch watch passengers when not when not
- 1:37:41or tree not. Allergies are advised to notify the airline at least forty eight
- 1:37:46hours forty eight hours before also ordering not free meal, not dust or traces
- 1:37:55still maybe present in the cabin or other meals and snacks on board. Damn.
- 1:38:00So, I mean, obviously it just depends how how crazy it is.
- 1:38:04But yeah, I mean I'm pretty sure if you pretty sure if they
- 1:38:06say that so so is flying with a super nut allergy and they can prove
- 1:38:11it. That was the worst popcorn reading ever. Exare like it was the
- 1:38:17worst. I understood like half of that. Do you know apparently you know,
- 1:38:24maybe read read a book or two and I got a high school diploma.
- 1:38:26Do if that says I RD? I write read yeah, read red
- 1:38:33whatever. But I'm also fucking hind in the morning half smoking weed have a
- 1:38:39name? You don't eat period? Have you started eating anymore? I wonder
- 1:38:44if I wonder if there are people who are who are allergic to nut,
- 1:38:49like come, yeah, yeah, sure there is that woman could never or
- 1:38:56man could get it could ever, Like, what the hell? I don't
- 1:38:59think you could. Yeah, well there's people allergic. There's some uh I
- 1:39:03saw this. You know thousand weird people. You know those shows they have
- 1:39:09on TILC. There's some girl that was allergic to water. All she can
- 1:39:11drink was Coca cola. I swear to god. She couldn't even shower.
- 1:39:14I'm not doesn't Coke have water? I don't fall I don't fucking know that.
- 1:39:19But she couldn't even go outside. She couldn't even sweat. She couldn't
- 1:39:21even sweat. They had to keep the they had to keep the room at
- 1:39:25a certain temperature because she sweat it would give her body a certain magic.
- 1:39:28I don't even know if that was fake or not. I know I saw
- 1:39:30this show because I will never forget. I was like, this bitch is
- 1:39:31stupid. I kill myself. There is approximately of water in Coca cola.
- 1:39:38Yeah, carbon theat or water? Yeah. See see. Can you be
- 1:39:43allergic to someone? The answer is yes. Can you be allergic to water?
- 1:39:45The answer is yes. This is a very rare condition known as let
- 1:39:50me read it, well, yeah, this is this is there? Fuck
- 1:39:55you you can't read that word? Can no, I'm chill bro cho.
- 1:40:00Can someone be allergic to water? It may seem like a strange question,
- 1:40:03but the answer is yes. There is a very rare condition known is aquagenic.
- 1:40:09You cheat carrier wear skin or skin contact with water causes itchy and red
- 1:40:15hives or swelling. She couldn't hug her own She couldn't. She couldn't.
- 1:40:18She couldn't hug imagine starts raining. Ah couldn't hug her own baby. She
- 1:40:24couldn't hug her own baby. Dude, she got easy, gotta gotta easy.
- 1:40:29She's like, I don't gotta raise this food. It was crazy.
- 1:40:31It was crazy. Can you imagine though, back off, I'll wet your
- 1:40:36then get off, Like, back off, bitch, I'll kill you right
- 1:40:40now. And there was some bitch I lived in the UK, so arranged
- 1:40:42a lot and she should always have to be home. It was fucked up,
- 1:40:45a dying so isn't pale? Like? What about if you know it
- 1:40:54on her back? Dude? You sold what I was trying to say.
- 1:40:57If you if if you can be allergic to water, you can be allergic
- 1:41:00to not watch sperm dumn ways is sperm allergy. People may also refer to
- 1:41:11sperm allergy as sperm allergy. See, I don't even eight percent of the
- 1:41:15eight percent of females are allergic to sperm. Here eight percent, look at
- 1:41:21amount. I'm look here it is. He states here it is. I'm
- 1:41:30I'm gonna read it in English for everybody who is. Semen allergy, also
- 1:41:35called the semino plasma hypersensitivity, happens when you have when you have a harmful
- 1:41:45immune system reaction to to proteins in semen. This condition is not common.
- 1:41:50Semen allergy isn't a direct cause of infertility. Yeah, an eight percent of
- 1:41:57so you can still get pregnant. Oh yeah, it's just burns. I
- 1:42:01don't think it burns reaction. Did she gets hives or something? I don't
- 1:42:08think it feels good. Yeah, it's not the seaman. It's the protein
- 1:42:11in there. So she has an urgic to protein. Yeah, and I
- 1:42:14have them is full of protein. Not with the god damn. Yeah.
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- 1:43:57oh my god, Bro. Yesterday I was. I was just like,
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- 1:44:15you know he was. It was. I was that was dying. What
- 1:44:18about you? I saw what it was open before I saw something crazy.
- 1:44:21At the Comedy Story yesterday, this guy named uh, maybe you can say
- 1:44:27his name because I can't pronounce it. Successful's name Ran Belasy. That motherfucker
- 1:44:34has PERU. He's like a perapolegic or purple Balsley. He goes up there
- 1:44:39with the speaker and his fucking phone. He he plays the set through his
- 1:44:45phone and fucking kills dog like Stephen Hawkins. Yeah dog, he hits on
- 1:44:51Stephen Hawkins on stage literally said I can yeah, he learned he was talking
- 1:44:56on Stephen Hawkins just doesn't like him. He was talking. I mean,
- 1:44:59I'm not trying do his vis but he was talking about like how he can
- 1:45:00beat Stephen Hawkins in the race because at least he can walk. It was
- 1:45:03the funniest thing. And he's doing off his phone. Sucky dude. It
- 1:45:08was pretty cool to watch someone like I'm not like that inspirational full but when
- 1:45:12you see someone like that and kill everyone's laughing. You're like, oh,
- 1:45:15dude, I do the shout out to that kid. And I don't know.
- 1:45:17It was dope dog. You've watched him on Kill Tony, but it
- 1:45:19was I don't know. It was like that dope where I'm like, bro,
- 1:45:23whoever is that scared to? Right? Yeah, he's like a resident
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- 1:45:29Go watch that and tell me you can't do that. That ship was dope
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