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Whirl Tour 🌀🚗 w/ Honey Pluton & Marley Gotterer | TBCC Ep. 32 · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_02: Coming up on the big tea couch.
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SPEAKER_02: I give you gas ads.
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SPEAKER_02: Extra strength.
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SPEAKER_02: Look to camera.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: You're supposed to take one, I told you to take two.
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SPEAKER_02: You always do that.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you can always go up whatever they say a little bit.
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SPEAKER_02: Based on what?
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SPEAKER_02: Me and my body.
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SPEAKER_02: Like she has many altars.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, you don't cosplay.
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SPEAKER_00: She's shifting.
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SPEAKER_00: She's shifting now.
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SPEAKER_00: Diana.
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SPEAKER_00: Shut up, Diana.
0:20
SPEAKER_00: He looks to me like he would love kind of a spicy mustard, like a horse relish must be a little bit more.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Not like one.
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SPEAKER_00: I went there.
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SPEAKER_00: Wait, I'm blushing at the parents.
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SPEAKER_02: Stick around.
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SPEAKER_02: We've never had the dwarf open, but I like it.
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SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
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SPEAKER_03: It's amazing.
0:52
SPEAKER_03: It's like stadium seating.
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SPEAKER_02: When I say I like it, I like it.
0:56
SPEAKER_02: Wow, you really are in the box.
0:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
0:59
SPEAKER_02: Hi.
0:59
SPEAKER_02: Hi.
1:00
SPEAKER_02: Is my wig going back?
1:01
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:01
SPEAKER_02: I was lazy and I didn't glue.
1:02
SPEAKER_02: It looks I didn't glue it.
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SPEAKER_03: It looks like it is growing out of your head, infused and shellacked down.
1:07
SPEAKER_03: It's really shellacked.
1:07
SPEAKER_02: Hats by Carlos did this.
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SPEAKER_02: It's pretty puss.
1:10
SPEAKER_02: Isn't he like your biggest fan?
1:12
SPEAKER_02: He used to hate me, actually.
1:13
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Because I, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: I would like to inquire about commissions and then he'd be like, place in order.
1:18
SPEAKER_02: Like what you know?
1:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:19
SPEAKER_02: It was an ordeal.
1:20
SPEAKER_02: But then I don't know, once he realized I I do do drag.
1:22
SPEAKER_02: And you sure do.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:25
SPEAKER_02: Hi, hi, hi.
1:26
SPEAKER_03: Welcome to the Big Country Couch.
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SPEAKER_03: Introduce yourself.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm Gina Spears.
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SPEAKER_03: And I'm Mike Fanos.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh today was insane, crazy, awful.
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SPEAKER_03: I was like losing my mind.
1:34
SPEAKER_03: I really was like boo-boo mess status.
1:37
SPEAKER_03: And then as soon as our guests came, I really was.
1:39
SPEAKER_03: Why though?
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SPEAKER_02: Just because of the you forgot your little like.
1:41
SPEAKER_03: I forgot literally everything.
1:42
SPEAKER_03: Well, we blew a fuse, which I blew up my hot tools, my straightener.
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SPEAKER_03: I just one of those days where just like everything started to cascade and fall apart.
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SPEAKER_03: And like I'm nauseous for some reason, which is like never that's like that's not part of my normal routine of like problems.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: To be honest.
1:56
SPEAKER_03: I gave you gas ass.
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SPEAKER_02: Extra strength.
1:58
SPEAKER_02: Look to camera.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:00
SPEAKER_02: Extra strength.
2:00
SPEAKER_02: Ah, me.
2:01
SPEAKER_02: You're supposed to take one, I told you to take two.
2:03
SPEAKER_02: I know.
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SPEAKER_02: That's why I you always do that.
2:04
SPEAKER_02: Like you can always go up whatever they say a little bit.
2:08
SPEAKER_02: Based on what?
2:09
SPEAKER_02: Me and my body.
2:11
SPEAKER_02: I don't I don't feel nauseous.
2:12
SPEAKER_02: I feel hungry.
2:13
SPEAKER_02: Really?
2:13
SPEAKER_02: Which is dangerous.
2:14
SPEAKER_02: I gotta go slow with the tequila's.
2:15
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
2:16
SPEAKER_02: It's a tequila uh white claw.
2:18
SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
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SPEAKER_02: Tequila float.
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SPEAKER_02: I heard a little uh usually I like it with a lime white claw, but this is great food.
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SPEAKER_02: They didn't have the they didn't have I I needed a custom white claw, like choose your own.
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SPEAKER_02: Build a bundle.
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SPEAKER_02: Like a um Bartesian, but for white claw?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but actually, disclaimer the only time you'll ever see me on white claw, because I I don't like malt drinks, like no time for that.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, unless it's with hard alcohol, um, is I'm I'm on low carb, like I'm doing low carb, as you all know, maybe.
2:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so yeah.
2:47
SPEAKER_02: I just need to like disclaim anytime you see me with white claw, it's because I'm on a diet.
2:51
SPEAKER_02: You know?
2:52
SPEAKER_02: No, no one needs a malt.
2:54
SPEAKER_02: That's not real.
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SPEAKER_02: And you need 9,000 for to feel one thing.
2:57
SPEAKER_02: Well, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
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SPEAKER_03: I am wearing, I'm wearing double Zegna, actually.
3:01
SPEAKER_03: This is Zegna.
3:02
SPEAKER_03: Zegna by Zegna by Zegna.
3:03
SPEAKER_02: Zegna by Zegna Zegna, what is Zegna?
3:05
SPEAKER_03: It's a menswear brand.
3:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
3:07
SPEAKER_03: Uh, I think they're they're secondhand, secondhand, but um, like contemporary like Zegna that's coming out now is like very like uh shishi expensive.
3:14
SPEAKER_03: Cool.
3:14
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
3:15
SPEAKER_03: I love the brat black and brown story.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:17
SPEAKER_03: Sort of inspired by me.
3:18
SPEAKER_03: Yes, always, always, always.
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SPEAKER_03: Um I I think I've said this on the pod before when I was in high school choir, my gay uh choir teacher, Mr.
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SPEAKER_03: Wagner, was like, uh, don't listen to what anybody says about wearing black and brown together.
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SPEAKER_03: You can wear it if it looks good.
3:33
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, I always like to take that to heart.
3:35
SPEAKER_03: I was like, you know what?
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SPEAKER_03: You can wear it if it looks good.
3:36
SPEAKER_02: I love black and brown.
3:37
SPEAKER_03: Me too.
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SPEAKER_02: Is that the same choir teacher that was like, you're gay?
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SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, that was my uh my theater uh director.
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SPEAKER_02: I love that.
3:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:45
SPEAKER_02: And it sounded like you kind of handled it like cool, cool comments.
3:48
SPEAKER_02: No, he didn't.
3:49
SPEAKER_02: Which isn't typical for a closet, like, you know.
3:51
SPEAKER_03: No, he didn't say you're gay.
3:52
SPEAKER_03: He was like, I asked him, do you love Encock?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, I was like, Do you think I'm gay?
3:57
SPEAKER_03: And he's like, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_03: That is outrageous to say, Do you think I'm gay?
4:01
SPEAKER_03: Well, she was ready to come out.
4:03
SPEAKER_03: Wow, okay, per.
4:05
SPEAKER_03: I was like, this guy will tell me if I am or not.
4:07
SPEAKER_03: And he was like, couldn't tell you.
4:08
SPEAKER_03: Which is like, I don't know, really totally the opposite of like what I thought the story was.
4:12
SPEAKER_02: But what evs?
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SPEAKER_02: What um what's your problem?
4:14
SPEAKER_03: You're addicted to choir?
4:15
SPEAKER_03: Addicted to choir, yeah.
4:16
SPEAKER_03: No, my problem.
4:17
SPEAKER_03: Um, a couple.
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SPEAKER_03: One woke up with like cracked joker slices, corners in my mouth.
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SPEAKER_03: Corners, oh my god.
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SPEAKER_03: Every word, like a burning, yeah, paper cut.
4:28
SPEAKER_03: And then my other problem, other than like the billion problems that happened today, um, was yesterday we were prepping and you were early.
4:36
SPEAKER_03: And I was late, which is like, what is going on?
4:39
SPEAKER_03: What is in the air that made that happen?
4:41
SPEAKER_02: Your free cool always like makes us meet at like 3 p.m.
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SPEAKER_02: And that's like a horrible time for most people.
4:46
SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't need to meet at 3 p.m.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm I mean, you like to get it going.
4:49
SPEAKER_03: I say 3 p.m.
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SPEAKER_03: as get it going is not 3 p.m.
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SPEAKER_03: I was I say 3 p.m.
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SPEAKER_03: is a way to help you out.
4:53
SPEAKER_03: For some of us, some of us wake up at like 12 30.
4:56
SPEAKER_03: You got you got there at 6 30.
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SPEAKER_03: You got there at like 6 o'clock.
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SPEAKER_03: We're meeting at 6 30, so you're like a half hour early and you're like, yeah, I'm a night person.
5:01
SPEAKER_03: But it's like, what does being a night person have to do with being on time?
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SPEAKER_03: It just means like my day is like it's you know, I've done what I needed to do.
5:07
SPEAKER_03: Get up at noon.
5:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, get four by six, fap 30 times, go to the gym, you know.
5:13
SPEAKER_03: So that's my problem.
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SPEAKER_03: I was uh shocked because I'm that's hard.
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SPEAKER_03: I also usually have to factor your lateness into my arrival.
5:19
SPEAKER_03: So I'll say Which I love.
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SPEAKER_03: I love when people give me like padded times.
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SPEAKER_03: It's like how padded are we talking?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so I I was um even thinking I was gonna still be on time and you beat me by like a mile.
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SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
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SPEAKER_02: It's okay.
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SPEAKER_02: 2026.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm shaking things up.
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SPEAKER_02: Everything's different.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, who are you wearing and what is your problem, my dear hope?
5:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
5:38
SPEAKER_02: I'm in a bodysuit by Karen Millen.
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SPEAKER_02: Which you've been on a Karen Millen kick for like listeners, viewers, it's a mature brand, randomly.
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SPEAKER_02: Like if you go look, it's kind of for mature women.
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SPEAKER_02: And but if you have an eye and you can scamper through all that like shit, there sometimes is a weird one-offy thing that's like Randina and fun and and could be uh shoehorned into drag.
6:04
SPEAKER_02: Right.
6:04
SPEAKER_02: You know, which this is.
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SPEAKER_02: Um Brown and black, valore tiger.
6:08
SPEAKER_02: It's tiger.
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SPEAKER_02: Tiger-esque, or it could be like weird off Ran Zebra.
6:13
SPEAKER_02: Well, I also was like, is it wood grain?
6:15
SPEAKER_02: Like, should I wear a green wig and be a tree next time?
6:18
SPEAKER_02: Next time, next time.
6:19
SPEAKER_02: I told Steph I was a lot more life in this for sure.
6:21
SPEAKER_02: Steph's side with front of the pod, she tailored this.
6:23
SPEAKER_02: Uh, I told her I was gonna style it as a tree because it is kind of it's not fully tiger, but Gina needs to be a tree.
6:29
SPEAKER_02: Aspen.
6:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
6:30
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
6:30
SPEAKER_03: I will yeah.
6:31
SPEAKER_03: Well, I said this is this is Gina's version of Opre Ski.
6:34
SPEAKER_03: This is like what did that mean?
6:35
SPEAKER_03: Like after skiing, like at the lodge.
6:37
SPEAKER_03: Like, you know, you're bundled up and you're having a cocktail in front of the fire.
6:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
6:41
SPEAKER_03: Totally, totally.
6:42
SPEAKER_03: You're like, I just got off the slopes.
6:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she doesn't go near the slopes, but she does like that lodge.
6:46
SPEAKER_03: But she does have sticks.
6:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
6:47
SPEAKER_02: Um, Karen Millen, Steve Madison.
6:51
SPEAKER_02: Madden.
6:52
SPEAKER_02: I know.
6:52
SPEAKER_03: It's come on, it's canon right now.
6:54
SPEAKER_03: Canon canon, canon, can.
6:55
SPEAKER_03: Aren't these kind of cool or amazing?
6:56
SPEAKER_02: Or did I accidentally style it like a basic bitch?
6:59
SPEAKER_03: I don't think it's giving basic bitch.
7:00
SPEAKER_03: Is it giving basic bitch?
7:01
SPEAKER_03: A little bit.
7:02
SPEAKER_03: No.
7:03
SPEAKER_02: A little.
7:03
SPEAKER_02: It's okay.
7:04
SPEAKER_02: Even if it is, it's on brand.
7:05
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
7:06
SPEAKER_02: It's ironic, you know.
7:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
7:08
SPEAKER_02: But uh they're not.
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SPEAKER_03: They're not basic.
7:10
SPEAKER_03: They're like weird.
7:12
SPEAKER_02: Medieval, okay.
7:14
SPEAKER_02: And then what size?
7:17
SPEAKER_02: Eleven.
7:20
SPEAKER_02: But I actually have a magical foot, to be honest.
7:22
SPEAKER_02: First of all, I have a beautiful foot.
7:24
SPEAKER_02: It's gorgeous, right?
7:26
SPEAKER_02: It is old money.
7:27
SPEAKER_02: If you see the foot, it's the foot is old money.
7:29
SPEAKER_02: It's stunning, it has a beautiful arch.
7:31
SPEAKER_02: Uh, I like to pretend the little mermaid uh drawing was you know, foot out of water, spread toe.
7:37
SPEAKER_02: Based on my foot.
7:38
SPEAKER_02: Um and the magic power is that I can actually fit into like any size shoe.
7:43
SPEAKER_02: Because it's a narrow foot.
7:44
SPEAKER_02: I can kind of you know anywhere.
7:48
SPEAKER_02: I've I've done an eight.
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SPEAKER_02: What?
7:51
unknown: How?
7:52
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
7:52
SPEAKER_02: It's crazy.
7:53
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
7:54
SPEAKER_02: Maybe I'm lying.
7:56
unknown: Yeah.
7:57
SPEAKER_02: No, I have.
7:57
SPEAKER_02: I do have that little like narrow foot that can like.
8:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:00
SPEAKER_03: You're also like, you're not like going to work in those booths.
8:02
SPEAKER_03: You're just coming to sit down on a couch.
8:04
SPEAKER_03: Uh, I bet you're in.
8:06
SPEAKER_02: And then my problem, let's see.
8:08
SPEAKER_02: Uh I'm a night owl, uh-huh, which is why I'm a night person and I sleep late, blah, blah, blah.
8:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:14
SPEAKER_02: But so I can't go to bed until like three, and then I keep waking up so energized at 7:30 a.m.
8:20
SPEAKER_02: in a really bad way because I'm like, ugh, I need these, I need, I need some sleep here.
8:24
SPEAKER_02: Because I went to bed at 3.4.
8:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:26
SPEAKER_02: So that's been really annoying.
8:27
SPEAKER_02: Um, and I don't know why.
8:28
SPEAKER_02: And I'm kind of like, I'm so energized that I'm kind of considering going to the gym, but I promised myself I would never be that freak loser at the gym that early.
8:36
SPEAKER_02: And we were saying, like, I'm off weed for the month of Jan, so I've been so, so bored.
8:41
SPEAKER_02: And I I don't want to become a gym rat, but I'm kind of like, I'm so bored that I'm like, I guess I'll become like a fitness freak.
8:48
SPEAKER_02: Do you think it would help you like lose a child?
8:50
SPEAKER_02: A couple pounds?
8:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe.
8:52
SPEAKER_03: Slim down.
8:52
SPEAKER_03: No, uh get tired enough that you could like sleep longer?
8:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, maybe.
8:55
SPEAKER_03: Maybe I go and come back.
8:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:57
SPEAKER_03: That could be crazy.
8:58
SPEAKER_03: Well, you have the entire day open when we're meeting at six.
9:02
SPEAKER_03: So yeah.
9:04
SPEAKER_02: And then I have another problem.
9:05
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so uh I am a Rogaine user.
9:10
SPEAKER_02: Hello, I work.
9:11
SPEAKER_02: It's really sprouting.
9:12
SPEAKER_02: It's really working.
9:13
SPEAKER_02: I highly recommend.
9:14
SPEAKER_02: So I needed to up my dosage because I'm like, oof, 30 sex is looking a little thinner than I'd like.
9:18
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
9:18
SPEAKER_02: Um, but the problem is roguein has a side effect that gives you dark under-eye circles.
9:23
SPEAKER_02: Right.
9:24
SPEAKER_02: So that's just like I have to, you have to bear with me for a couple weeks.
9:26
SPEAKER_03: Well, I realized I didn't, I guess I wasn't fully aware of that because I was like, why are why have I had under-eye circles for the last 48 years?
9:32
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, welcome to Rogain.
9:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, Rogain.
9:34
SPEAKER_02: It's 80s.
9:35
SPEAKER_02: They haven't figured that out.
9:36
SPEAKER_03: But I take oral minox and finasteride.
9:39
SPEAKER_03: I don't I don't do the topical anymore.
9:41
SPEAKER_03: I take it all.
9:42
SPEAKER_03: From everywhere.
9:42
SPEAKER_03: You take this.
9:43
SPEAKER_03: But it's all from India, actually.
9:44
SPEAKER_02: From like a weird online pharmacist.
9:46
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
9:47
SPEAKER_02: I ain't paying for hems and that shit.
9:48
SPEAKER_02: Hell no.
9:49
SPEAKER_02: Hers, his.
9:50
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
9:51
SPEAKER_02: Um, did I tell you that I so I was over the holidays I was stoned.
9:56
SPEAKER_02: This was before Jan 2, so I was high at my parents' house, and there was an ad that was like talking about like breath, fresh breath, or like the root of the problem of bad breath being like your gut, like, which we we've all heard.
10:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
10:10
SPEAKER_02: But I was stoned and I impulse bought, um, which I'm like, my algorithm was sort of trying to tell me something.
10:15
SPEAKER_02: Uh she was like, Woo! Yeah, halitosis is my drag name.
10:19
SPEAKER_02: Uh no, I that's not true, but I was just like stoned and and impulsively bought oral defense.
10:26
SPEAKER_02: Isn't it like peppermint oil that you swallowed?
10:27
SPEAKER_02: No, it's a little thing that you chew, and I feel like my breath is kind of like fresh air.
10:32
SPEAKER_03: Well, you said you had cookie dough breath earlier.
10:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
10:34
SPEAKER_03: So what does that mean?
10:35
SPEAKER_02: That's uh a great thing.
10:38
SPEAKER_02: You want the cookie dough breath.
10:39
SPEAKER_02: You don't want the like true, true, true, true.
10:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
10:41
SPEAKER_02: So that's my I guess problem.
10:43
SPEAKER_02: I have dark circles and my algorithm thinks I have bad breath.
10:47
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say, we um we forgot to talk about last time that we went and saw Apocalypse Noir and Jan at Balcone uh at the beginning of Jan's.
10:55
SPEAKER_03: Yes, yeah, yeah.
10:55
SPEAKER_02: So so fun.
10:56
SPEAKER_02: It's every Monday night.
10:57
SPEAKER_02: Um I hate cabaret notoriously, yeah, but this was like a cool cabaret.
11:02
SPEAKER_02: It was amazing.
11:02
SPEAKER_02: I highly recommend it.
11:03
SPEAKER_02: It's like one of the coolest shows, I think, in New York.
11:05
SPEAKER_03: It was really I was like, I want to bring my entire family and my parents to this.
11:08
SPEAKER_03: The only problem was that it was three hours long.
11:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:11
SPEAKER_03: That was a little long.
11:12
SPEAKER_02: But um, so fun.
11:14
SPEAKER_02: So fun.
11:14
SPEAKER_02: Um, I saw Begonia.
11:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, what'd you think?
11:17
SPEAKER_02: I liked it.
11:18
SPEAKER_02: I know Emma Stone has OCD, and I heard that like when she had her shaved head, she like noticed or found out that she had like a million moles on her head and freaked out and had them like instantly removed like the next day.
11:29
SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
11:30
SPEAKER_02: Money talks.
11:30
SPEAKER_02: So I sort of saw it through the lens of like her being anxious about having moles on her head.
11:35
SPEAKER_02: But other than that, I thought it was good.
11:36
SPEAKER_02: I thought it was predictable.
11:37
SPEAKER_02: Like I was praying to God, spoiler alert, that she wasn't an alien.
11:41
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
11:41
SPEAKER_02: Because I was like, of course she's gonna be an alien, but I guess I liked it.
11:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:44
SPEAKER_03: I liked it.
11:45
SPEAKER_03: I it did trigger my PTSD though.
11:47
SPEAKER_03: How so when she's getting electrocuted?
11:48
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
11:49
SPEAKER_03: That was a lot.
11:50
SPEAKER_03: I was like, why?
11:50
SPEAKER_03: Because you've been electrocuted?
11:52
SPEAKER_03: Just hearing someone scream in pain was like.
11:54
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, that's hard.
11:55
SPEAKER_03: Might spit through a lot.
11:56
SPEAKER_03: But it was uh who knows, all the kinds of things triggering my PTSD, but it's okay.
11:59
SPEAKER_03: I have been electrocuted a little bit for fun?
12:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:02
SPEAKER_03: You was using my husband's East End thing?
12:05
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
12:05
SPEAKER_02: That did nothing.
12:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
12:07
SPEAKER_02: Um When I used to work at Gothic Renaissance, oh my manager, Stitch.
12:13
SPEAKER_02: Where are they now?
12:14
SPEAKER_02: Asked to hook me up to like some briefcase that was like zappy.
12:17
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, okay.
12:19
SPEAKER_02: Here's my finger.
12:21
SPEAKER_02: It was fine.
12:22
SPEAKER_02: I never I didn't like get off on it.
12:23
SPEAKER_02: It didn't like do anything for me.
12:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, shocking.
12:26
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I was plugged into a briefcase at one point.
12:28
SPEAKER_02: I love that for you.
12:29
SPEAKER_02: Didn't you say you you bought um nipple clamp?
12:33
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
12:33
SPEAKER_02: Speaking of your husband's shit that never does anything, he was the one who was like, I'm getting electric nipple bumps because like I as again, maybe you all know that I thought you're on a journey.
12:43
SPEAKER_03: Okay, sorry, go ahead.
12:43
SPEAKER_02: Well, I got them because of him.
12:45
SPEAKER_02: I have hand pumps because I'm trying to like pierce my nipples and I want them to be a little bigger.
12:49
SPEAKER_02: Like just because I mean they're fine, they could be pierced now, but I kind of think a small nipple pierces like I don't know.
12:56
SPEAKER_02: Doesn't the piercing like make it bigger?
12:58
SPEAKER_02: Like want to like puff up and kind of like Well, I'm not going for the puff up, look.
13:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm going for I don't know.
13:03
SPEAKER_02: Well, maybe I'm I don't know.
13:05
SPEAKER_02: This also triggers my PTC.
13:06
SPEAKER_02: Just kidding.
13:06
SPEAKER_02: So I got pregnancy pumps or whatever, because your husband is digital, he's paperless, whatever.
13:12
SPEAKER_02: Uh, and they did nothing.
13:13
SPEAKER_02: I was like, this would never do one fucking thing.
13:16
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
13:17
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
13:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:18
SPEAKER_02: I also got zip ties because I like to zip tie my ribs.
13:20
SPEAKER_02: Can you explain what that means?
13:21
SPEAKER_02: Um, I feel like I have a big rib cage, and when I smoke weed, sometimes I get like so like big up here that I like the feeling of like, I don't know, binding my ribs with like a zip tie.
13:33
SPEAKER_02: With an industrial line.
13:34
SPEAKER_02: Long industrial zip ties, yeah.
13:36
SPEAKER_02: You turn down in our workshop.
13:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, those I needed to size up, actually.
13:39
SPEAKER_02: That's why they're here.
13:40
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, eh, can't use them.
13:42
SPEAKER_02: But uh, it's fun.
13:43
SPEAKER_02: I try, I I recommend it.
13:44
SPEAKER_03: You need like a ratchet strap, like one of those things you used to like put like furniture down in a truck.
13:48
SPEAKER_02: Some could say uh industrial zip tie is a ratchet strap or type of.
13:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know.
13:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
13:53
SPEAKER_02: Highly recommend.
13:54
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
13:54
SPEAKER_02: Anyways.
13:55
SPEAKER_02: Anyways.
13:55
SPEAKER_02: Should we take a break?
13:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, should we bring in our guests, our fabulous guests?
13:59
SPEAKER_02: I'm so excited.
13:59
SPEAKER_02: I love when we have two guests.
14:00
SPEAKER_02: Me too.
14:01
SPEAKER_02: And they're cool.
14:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:02
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna love it.
14:03
SPEAKER_02: Be right back.
14:04
SPEAKER_05: Bye.
14:10
SPEAKER_02: Fear factor, the what was the plexi budget on that old original season?
14:15
SPEAKER_04: Wait, true.
14:16
SPEAKER_03: Because every episode was like, my god, what through?
14:20
SPEAKER_03: Good question.
14:20
SPEAKER_03: That that's like my fear, like being in the fucking like pool where the you're in a plexi tunnel and you're drowning.
14:25
SPEAKER_03: That's like bring on the water challenge.
14:28
SPEAKER_01: Plexi tunnel you're drowning.
14:29
SPEAKER_03: It's like imagine like this fills up, but like a tunnel, like a giant hamster tunnel.
14:33
SPEAKER_02: They would go plexi in the air, they would go underwater.
14:36
SPEAKER_02: It would be like Well, honey, the plexi tunnel would be fun.
14:39
SPEAKER_02: Really?
14:39
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
14:39
SPEAKER_02: On Johnny Knox?
14:40
SPEAKER_01: Yes, Johnny Knoxville brought Plexi.
14:43
SPEAKER_01: And is he showing hole?
14:44
SPEAKER_01: Do you think?
14:45
SPEAKER_01: No hole.
14:45
SPEAKER_01: No hole.
14:46
SPEAKER_01: Because it's on like CBS or Fox.
14:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Keac or something like that.
14:50
SPEAKER_02: The like Fair Challenge on Dealing with his hole.
14:53
SPEAKER_02: It would be dealing with his gender HBO fear factor.
14:56
SPEAKER_00: It would be it would also be hard for me to really like jump from a plane.
15:00
SPEAKER_01: But also, at the end of the day, they're not gonna let you die.
15:05
SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
15:06
SPEAKER_01: So you have to kind of trust in God.
15:08
SPEAKER_01: And money rocks as much as life.
15:11
SPEAKER_01: Can I spoil the first episode just a little bit?
15:13
SPEAKER_01: So there's like the challenge that eliminates its four people, and like they all get um crickets dropped on them.
15:21
SPEAKER_01: So there's different, so it's like they're in the they're in the plexi, head in the plexi, uh-huh, crickets dropped, and then next round they all have different creatures.
15:28
SPEAKER_00: So it's bugs and creatures, and then when we say creatures, you mean like critters, like one is rats, like bully heart, rats with balls, and then balls?
15:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, at least that's what I noticed.
15:42
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, when I'm looking at a rather like testicular modifications, right?
15:50
SPEAKER_01: They have fillers, yeah, pumps, electro pumps, grow tox.
15:53
SPEAKER_02: Well, I love body modifications, though.
15:55
SPEAKER_02: The new that the mighty rats challenge.
15:58
SPEAKER_01: Okay, and then the second one was pigeons.
16:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
16:03
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, they just like scooped up New York alive.
16:06
SPEAKER_01: These are all alive.
16:07
SPEAKER_01: So it's like, so it's got no, these two were easy, and then it was snakes.
16:12
SPEAKER_01: Well, so snakes was the four.
16:13
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
16:14
SPEAKER_01: I forget a lot of lizards, lizards and then snakes, and I'm almost like that's for the snakes person.
16:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
16:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, snakes, that's the worst one.
16:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:23
SPEAKER_01: Like rat, like rats, that's fine.
16:26
SPEAKER_01: Like lizards, that's I would have that as a pet.
16:28
SPEAKER_01: I think a rat is a lizard.
16:30
SPEAKER_01: They're snakes.
16:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, really?
16:32
SPEAKER_01: What do you think?
16:32
SPEAKER_02: You know they're not from the streets, you know, the rats.
16:35
SPEAKER_02: Right.
16:35
SPEAKER_02: They're purebred.
16:36
SPEAKER_02: True.
16:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:38
SPEAKER_01: They're coming from their battery.
16:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:41
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
16:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
16:43
SPEAKER_01: Like the Beverly Hills rats.
16:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:44
SPEAKER_01: The pigeons won't bite, they'll only poop.
16:46
SPEAKER_01: The rats won't bite, they'll probably only poop.
16:49
SPEAKER_01: And the lizards won't bite, they'll only poop.
16:52
SPEAKER_01: But the snake, like, I don't know who you are.
16:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:54
SPEAKER_01: I love won't bite only poop.
16:56
SPEAKER_04: That's like her diner bite.
16:59
SPEAKER_04: Marley won't bite, she only poop.
17:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
17:03
SPEAKER_02: Your kinks are showing.
17:04
SPEAKER_02: Um, I want a big python dropped on me.
17:07
SPEAKER_02: Hot.
17:08
SPEAKER_00: Also, one of my biggest fears, I don't really love birds.
17:13
SPEAKER_00: I struggle with like pelicans, honestly.
17:16
SPEAKER_00: Anything with a gullet, like a turkey, really stresses me out.
17:19
SPEAKER_00: Whenever I get too stoned, I'm like, if an ostrich walked in, I would be really upset about it.
17:23
SPEAKER_00: Well, they're me.
17:24
SPEAKER_00: And they chase you, right?
17:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:26
SPEAKER_02: This is 100% ostrich.
17:28
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
17:29
SPEAKER_02: Lammer.
17:30
SPEAKER_02: Thank you for saving our streets by taking the ostriches off the place.
17:34
SPEAKER_02: I was hoping you're gonna hit me with pig's blood, but uh, you're welcome.
17:36
SPEAKER_02: It's fo duh.
17:37
SPEAKER_02: Duh.
17:37
SPEAKER_03: Well, should we introduce our games?
17:39
SPEAKER_03: Uh it's been nine hours.
17:40
SPEAKER_03: Sure.
17:40
SPEAKER_03: Please welcome to the pod, Honey Pluton and Marley Godererer.
17:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:44
SPEAKER_05: Goderer.
17:48
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
17:48
SPEAKER_00: There's something about watching a drag queen drink a beverage out of a straw that does make me.
17:56
SPEAKER_00: I've never actually seen it happen, IRL.
17:58
SPEAKER_00: I've only seen it on television.
18:00
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
18:00
SPEAKER_00: That does make me feel like I'm witnessing Scrace.
18:03
SPEAKER_03: Well, this is the Interior Illusions Lounge we had it uh back in the day.
18:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:06
SPEAKER_03: When it was cool.
18:07
SPEAKER_03: Copy and pasted here.
18:08
SPEAKER_01: And with the nails.
18:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, tell us about the nails.
18:10
SPEAKER_01: I made them last night.
18:11
SPEAKER_02: You made them?
18:12
SPEAKER_02: I did.
18:13
SPEAKER_02: And they randomly came out so fucking good.
18:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm no I'm no nail tech.
18:17
SPEAKER_02: But okay, so I know nail like freaks, they use like goo.
18:21
SPEAKER_02: Like, what do they do the designs of?
18:22
SPEAKER_03: I think it's like acrylic, like acrylic um goo, basically.
18:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:26
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what that like have that.
18:28
SPEAKER_02: So I used a hot glue gun on Lohe.
18:30
SPEAKER_02: Ooh.
18:31
SPEAKER_02: And you painted it silver?
18:32
SPEAKER_02: And I did a little dry brush in silver.
18:34
SPEAKER_02: They came out a little Lord of the Ringsy for this look, but whatever.
18:38
SPEAKER_02: I'm actually, yeah, I was kind of like.
18:39
SPEAKER_00: And she's played Lord of the Rings too, didn't I?
18:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, wow.
18:42
SPEAKER_00: Perfect set.
18:42
SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
18:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:45
SPEAKER_01: You're the you're the queen of the Elvish King Queendom.
18:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, where's the Lord?
18:49
SPEAKER_01: I guess.
18:49
SPEAKER_01: You do Lord of the Rings?
18:51
SPEAKER_01: I have no idea about Lord of the Rings.
18:52
SPEAKER_01: Really?
18:52
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's none of my business, to be honest.
18:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
18:55
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
18:56
SPEAKER_02: Who doesn't Lord of the Rings here?
18:58
SPEAKER_00: I watched it once from top surgery when I was on so much oxy content, and I did feel like I was.
19:03
SPEAKER_00: It's good on Oxy.
19:04
SPEAKER_00: It was better on Oxy.
19:07
SPEAKER_03: You kind of need Oxy.
19:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
19:08
SPEAKER_03: You have a letterbox only for movies that are good on Oxy.
19:11
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
19:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:12
SPEAKER_03: Wow, that's actually a good one.
19:13
SPEAKER_02: And you?
19:14
SPEAKER_02: You you don't.
19:15
SPEAKER_02: You don't lord?
19:16
SPEAKER_01: You don't lord?
19:17
SPEAKER_01: I lord your record with an E, but I don't know.
19:23
SPEAKER_01: I like I'm trying to think of like what are the what Star Wars, Lord of the Rings.
19:27
SPEAKER_01: I I know it, but it's not, I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a cosplayer.
19:33
SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to think of what else is fun to do.
19:35
SPEAKER_01: We love when people aren't cosplayers.
19:36
SPEAKER_02: Because like I yes, my dragon can be like, I hate cosplay.
19:39
SPEAKER_01: I would do cosplay.
19:40
SPEAKER_01: I just like don't know the characters, and it's like I'm not gonna make it.
19:44
SPEAKER_01: Like if somebody like made something for me and it's like dressed.
19:47
SPEAKER_01: Cosplaying, it's like it took my whole life to like come out and transition.
19:50
SPEAKER_01: What am I cosplaying out of?
19:52
SPEAKER_01: If I'm putting on a tail, that's me.
19:54
SPEAKER_01: That's who I am.
19:59
SPEAKER_01: Like she has many altars.
20:00
SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, you don't cosplay.
20:02
SPEAKER_00: She's shifting.
20:03
SPEAKER_00: She's shifting now.
20:04
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
20:05
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
20:06
SPEAKER_00: Diana.
20:07
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
20:08
SPEAKER_02: Diana.
20:09
SPEAKER_00: I work at the supermarket in the fresh produce aisle.
20:13
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
20:14
SPEAKER_02: Now you two are going on tour.
20:16
SPEAKER_02: We are.
20:17
SPEAKER_02: We're really, really excited.
20:18
SPEAKER_02: We're going on tour.
20:19
SPEAKER_02: Tell us about the tour.
20:21
SPEAKER_02: Tiny Tiny Bird told me this.
20:23
SPEAKER_01: We're starting in Dallas.
20:24
SPEAKER_01: We're driving down in two days, which is going to be awesome.
20:28
SPEAKER_01: And we're doing Dallas back up to New York City in two weeks in the car.
20:32
SPEAKER_01: It's called the indoctrination tour.
20:35
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
20:35
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
20:36
SPEAKER_00: If you're in the South, y'all have to come.
20:38
SPEAKER_01: That is wild.
20:39
SPEAKER_02: That's a that's I was like, what's the tour bus situation?
20:41
SPEAKER_02: It's a Subaru.
20:43
SPEAKER_02: It's called a Subaru.
20:44
SPEAKER_02: Well, thank God it's a Subaru.
20:45
SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, that's gonna get you through it.
20:46
SPEAKER_02: Is it getting wrapped in vinyl at least?
20:48
SPEAKER_01: Um we're gonna spray paint flames on it.
20:51
SPEAKER_01: Okay, very good.
20:52
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna have everyone who comes to every show sign it.
20:55
SPEAKER_01: That is perfect.
20:56
SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be a cast.
20:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:57
SPEAKER_01: I love the read.
20:58
SPEAKER_01: Like when someone pisses me off, I'm like, go spray paint your car.
21:00
SPEAKER_01: Yes, that's good, but I didn't.
21:02
SPEAKER_01: If we have bad sets, we're gonna just key the car on the way back.
21:05
SPEAKER_01: You never keyed a car.
21:07
SPEAKER_01: No, but I was with somebody who keyed a car.
21:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this teenage when I was a teenager, this boy, and I and then like he keyed like the prettiest girl in school because she wouldn't sleep.
21:16
SPEAKER_01: Wait, that feels violent.
21:18
SPEAKER_01: That feels violent.
21:19
SPEAKER_01: And it was like it was at like a ski resort type of thing.
21:22
SPEAKER_01: It was Apreski Key.
21:24
SPEAKER_01: It was Apre Ski Key.
21:26
SPEAKER_01: Literally key in my Apre Ski Key.
21:29
SPEAKER_02: This is like fake aspen.
21:30
SPEAKER_02: No, it's not ski at all.
21:32
SPEAKER_00: But it's kind of like a Trump.
21:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
21:35
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
21:35
SPEAKER_00: It's definitely.
21:36
SPEAKER_01: Goes to the Real Housewives of Salt Lake.
21:37
SPEAKER_00: You're at the chalet.
21:39
SPEAKER_01: You did a couple bumps, ski bumps on the way.
21:42
SPEAKER_01: Yes, precisely.
21:43
SPEAKER_02: This is so a couple key bumps.
21:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:46
SPEAKER_02: Nail specifically.
21:47
SPEAKER_02: Key that I used to key the car.
21:49
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
21:49
SPEAKER_03: I don't think a man should ever key a woman's car.
21:51
SPEAKER_03: Not to be like so binary.
21:54
SPEAKER_03: That is the word setting.
21:55
SPEAKER_01: That's like forever lifetime karmic like.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: And it was white.
22:01
SPEAKER_01: The person?
22:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh it was white.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: My Range Rover.
22:07
SPEAKER_02: My with my Range Rover, my G Wagon, and the G it was a bright pink G Wagon.
22:13
SPEAKER_01: No, I don't, I think it was like fully a Prius.
22:15
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
22:16
SPEAKER_01: That's so unfair.
22:17
SPEAKER_00: I've been with someone while she slashed tires.
22:21
SPEAKER_03: See, that feels a little, I mean, that's crazier and scarier, but it's more badass.
22:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's more badass.
22:26
SPEAKER_00: I'm agree with you.
22:27
SPEAKER_00: Because it's like there's there's there's a real weapon.
22:29
SPEAKER_00: Right.
22:30
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
22:30
SPEAKER_00: It's like you're out with a spear, something kind of primitive about it.
22:34
SPEAKER_00: Took a Louisville slung.
22:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what is everyone drinking here?
22:38
SPEAKER_00: I am having I had a weed soda before this, obviously, and then I'm currently having a highball, which is the best caffeinated beverage known to personkind.
22:48
SPEAKER_01: And if you're at home, you can use our code HONYMARLY IndoctrinationTOR for 20% off of one highball at Whole Foods.
22:58
SPEAKER_02: We need a cutaway kitchen so you could make a highball.
23:00
SPEAKER_05: Oh, that would be nice.
23:02
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
23:02
SPEAKER_02: This needs we're getting there.
23:03
SPEAKER_02: We need to satellite.
23:04
SPEAKER_00: What I really need to do, and that'll be my shark tank idea is I'm just ready to make the drink that's like 50 grams of protein, 100 milligrams of caffeine.
23:14
SPEAKER_00: There's like collagen in it.
23:17
SPEAKER_00: There's also peptides, there's a little bit of Valium in it.
23:20
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
23:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, throw them kratom all in one.
23:23
SPEAKER_00: Scoop a little fiber in there.
23:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, definitely scoop.
23:26
SPEAKER_01: A lot of fiber.
23:27
SPEAKER_01: Is that how you pronounce it?
23:28
SPEAKER_00: I haven't said Kratom my whole life, but everybody says it's kratom.
23:30
SPEAKER_01: I thought it was kratom.
23:31
SPEAKER_00: Let's just say that it's cratom.
23:34
SPEAKER_03: What is kratom?
23:35
SPEAKER_00: Kratom is a powder that is a synthetic opiate.
23:40
SPEAKER_00: That's actually really scary.
23:41
SPEAKER_00: I don't think anyone should do it.
23:42
SPEAKER_00: I don't actually do it.
23:43
SPEAKER_00: But my letter would have maybe a little bit of LSD in it.
23:47
SPEAKER_01: Ooh, micro.
23:49
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
23:50
SPEAKER_01: I want to do LSD.
23:51
SPEAKER_00: Let's do it.
23:52
SPEAKER_01: We really should.
23:52
SPEAKER_01: It'd be fun.
23:53
SPEAKER_00: I would love to do it.
23:54
SPEAKER_01: You got it in your drink.
23:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh, thank you.
23:55
SPEAKER_01: You're right.
23:56
SPEAKER_01: I don't show.
23:57
SPEAKER_01: You got it in your drink.
23:58
SPEAKER_01: You're like, look, welcome to an order of the reef.
24:01
SPEAKER_00: Shut up, Diana.
24:02
SPEAKER_00: We're going to be talking for 24 hours.
24:08
SPEAKER_01: We did have a show idea.
24:09
SPEAKER_01: So I used in in college, I was in an improv group and we did we would do 24 hours of improv, and honey and I were like, our first show idea together was going to be a 24-hour live stream.
24:20
SPEAKER_01: We should still do.
24:21
SPEAKER_01: Which I mean we're we are doing live streams.
24:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we have.
24:23
SPEAKER_01: We're doing what 24 times 12.
24:25
SPEAKER_01: Because I love like endurance, like anything that kind of like requires 24 times 12.
24:30
SPEAKER_01: 24 times.
24:33
SPEAKER_01: It's a calculator.
24:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
24:36
SPEAKER_02: It's a Grecian calculator.
24:37
SPEAKER_02: An Abacus?
24:38
SPEAKER_02: It would be like a telethon.
24:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:41
SPEAKER_02: Because I you do need a voyeur cam.
24:43
SPEAKER_02: Like there's three cam setup, whatever, whatever.
24:46
SPEAKER_02: But then there's a lot of things.
24:47
SPEAKER_02: And then there's bird's eye for no reason.
24:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:49
SPEAKER_02: We kind of want to go bird's eye for no reason.
24:50
SPEAKER_02: I mean drone.
24:51
SPEAKER_02: Drone.
24:52
SPEAKER_02: Full drone.
24:53
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
24:56
SPEAKER_02: On my serial walk to Duncan, I saw some guy just holding a drone like eight inches above his hand.
25:02
SPEAKER_02: Floating?
25:02
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
25:04
SPEAKER_01: For a moment, did you think he was a wizard?
25:06
SPEAKER_02: I was very thrown off because I just was like in a mood and like beelining it to like, you know, get my iced.
25:12
SPEAKER_02: You do iced all year?
25:14
SPEAKER_02: No, I do.
25:15
SPEAKER_02: I usually do hot all year, but lately I'm hot all year.
25:18
SPEAKER_00: Really?
25:19
SPEAKER_00: Hot and black all year.
25:20
SPEAKER_02: I love that hot.
25:21
SPEAKER_02: I um yeah, I'm that bitch in August who's like sipping up.
25:27
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's because I because it feels good in your throat.
25:29
SPEAKER_01: Maybe it's traditional Chinese medicine.
25:31
SPEAKER_01: Right.
25:31
SPEAKER_00: I feel like anything cold, frankly.
25:34
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
25:34
SPEAKER_00: I do my water warm as well.
25:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
25:36
SPEAKER_02: Isn't that a new TikTok trend?
25:37
SPEAKER_02: Everyone, well, not new, but everyone's talking about like hot water with cold.
25:41
SPEAKER_01: Everyone wants to be Chinese.
25:42
SPEAKER_01: No, that's a TikTok trend.
25:44
SPEAKER_01: Hot water and I'm just in hell.
25:46
SPEAKER_01: Chi gong.
25:47
SPEAKER_01: We live in hell.
25:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
25:48
SPEAKER_01: Cheeto?
25:49
SPEAKER_01: Qi gong.
25:50
SPEAKER_01: Cheetoong.
25:50
SPEAKER_01: Hot Cheetos.
25:51
SPEAKER_01: Hot Cheetos.
25:52
SPEAKER_01: Hot Cheetah.
25:54
SPEAKER_01: Just say when.
25:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, and then it's like Oshwaganda for the guys who need to come 50 times a day.
26:00
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
26:00
SPEAKER_01: Oshwaganda is.
26:02
SPEAKER_01: I write that down.
26:04
SPEAKER_02: I dabble into like herbs and remedies.
26:08
SPEAKER_02: But I've never, and so I know of Ashwagon, but I've never tried it.
26:11
SPEAKER_02: It's all snake oil, to be honest.
26:13
SPEAKER_00: No, I think it's the opposite.
26:14
SPEAKER_00: I think seeing the doctor is true snake oil.
26:17
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
26:18
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
26:18
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
26:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm going holistic.
26:22
SPEAKER_01: You're right.
26:22
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
26:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:23
SPEAKER_01: No, we have to be just out there like chewing on bark, like stop brushing your teeth.
26:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, back to source.
26:29
SPEAKER_02: I have cut back on the showering.
26:30
SPEAKER_01: And I'm sure it's work it's working great for you.
26:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, isn't it?
26:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
26:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
26:35
SPEAKER_02: Wait, you've cut back on the shower?
26:36
SPEAKER_02: Kinda.
26:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
26:37
SPEAKER_02: It seems like I'm lazy.
26:38
SPEAKER_02: It's cold.
26:39
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
26:40
SPEAKER_02: I know when it's cold, I can't shower.
26:41
SPEAKER_02: When it's cold, I'm like, I don't need to shower for a hundred years.
26:44
SPEAKER_00: No, because being cold uh in your bathroom is so demoralizing.
26:48
SPEAKER_01: It really is.
26:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:48
SPEAKER_01: Well, so the hack is one, taking a bath.
26:52
SPEAKER_01: True.
26:52
SPEAKER_01: I love it.
26:53
SPEAKER_01: For me, I finally have a bathtub for the first time in like so many years.
26:57
SPEAKER_01: And so I'm just like in the bath all the time.
26:59
SPEAKER_01: And I have New York City apartment where you can't adjust the heat.
27:03
SPEAKER_01: Right.
27:03
SPEAKER_01: And so my bathroom gets to be a sauna.
27:05
SPEAKER_01: So it's like I'm in the bath and then I get out and it's a sauna.
27:08
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, that's my literally my water's hot as hell, right?
27:12
SPEAKER_01: The water is so hot.
27:14
SPEAKER_01: Do you have the hot pole in the bathroom?
27:15
SPEAKER_01: No hot pole.
27:16
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
27:16
SPEAKER_01: No hot pole.
27:18
SPEAKER_01: No, I I it took me a second because I did have like a stripper pole outside my room for about a year and a half.
27:24
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, I was like, was that pole hot or cold?
27:28
SPEAKER_01: What was the temperature?
27:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I was like, room temperature pole?
27:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, lubed hot pole.
27:33
SPEAKER_01: Was it lubed hot pole?
27:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think it was.
27:35
SPEAKER_01: No, no hot pole.
27:36
SPEAKER_01: Just um, and and they don't hiss.
27:39
SPEAKER_01: The radiators aren't hissing.
27:40
SPEAKER_01: Mine don't I?
27:41
SPEAKER_01: I'm very grateful.
27:42
SPEAKER_03: Mine don't I don't go nuts.
27:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:43
SPEAKER_03: And they're about as hot as the sun.
27:46
SPEAKER_03: Yours are out of control.
27:47
SPEAKER_02: I can control it down in like the vestibule because it's like a duplexy thing or whatever.
27:51
SPEAKER_02: Is that what you call it?
27:52
SPEAKER_02: Duplexy thing?
27:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think that's it.
27:54
SPEAKER_00: I was still stuck on the workplace.
27:55
SPEAKER_01: I'm a landlord.
27:56
SPEAKER_00: I know.
27:57
SPEAKER_00: I was like, okay, she's a genius.
27:59
SPEAKER_05: I was like, you made that up to convenience.
28:03
SPEAKER_01: When you say vestibule, I picture the new, I haven't seen them, but the new like uh blink fitness stores.
28:10
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes.
28:12
SPEAKER_01: Is it a vestibule?
28:13
SPEAKER_01: When you say vestibule, I think of a trans man for some reason.
28:17
SPEAKER_01: I'm like vest.
28:18
SPEAKER_01: In a vest.
28:19
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's definitely a name of a trans man.
28:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
28:22
SPEAKER_01: That's one of our brothers for sure.
28:24
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's who's gonna be in Homa, Louisiana, as Vestibule.
28:27
SPEAKER_01: Vestibule and Blue.
28:30
SPEAKER_02: Vestibule and Gator.
28:31
SPEAKER_02: Wait, what's going on at Blink Fitness?
28:33
SPEAKER_01: They have like pods crazy like cryogenic tubes as well.
28:37
SPEAKER_01: I go to Blink.
28:37
SPEAKER_01: So this is what I'm seeing this.
28:39
SPEAKER_01: Have you seen the sh movie with Katniss, Hunger Games?
28:42
SPEAKER_01: When she gets like.
28:43
SPEAKER_01: You know, when she goes up to the games.
28:46
SPEAKER_01: Kinda.
28:46
SPEAKER_01: In the tube.
28:47
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
28:47
SPEAKER_01: It's ringing a disabell.
28:48
SPEAKER_02: You guys were gonna have to turn it on.
28:51
SPEAKER_02: I definitely saw it, but like you know what I mean?
28:52
SPEAKER_02: It just didn't like stick.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: Hunger Games?
28:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah! It's kind of like your Star Wars, your Lord of the Rings.
28:58
SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, some things just Hunger Games, I'm Twilight, on Oh, I'm definitely a little Twilight.
29:03
SPEAKER_02: South Park.
29:03
SPEAKER_02: The Twilight baseball scene, I mean, that's high art.
29:05
SPEAKER_02: That is really something special.
29:07
SPEAKER_02: That's what sports should be.
29:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:08
SPEAKER_02: There's like a bunch of scene it.
29:10
SPEAKER_02: Wait, well, when I re-hunt you need to at least see the baseball scene.
29:13
SPEAKER_00: When we take acid, we'll watch it together.
29:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:15
SPEAKER_00: I love acid, so yeah, we're doing acid.
29:17
SPEAKER_00: That's how we integrate it.
29:18
SPEAKER_02: Acid over shrooms.
29:19
SPEAKER_02: But yes.
29:20
SPEAKER_01: Shrooms.
29:20
SPEAKER_01: No.
29:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm typecasting you in the cape.
29:22
SPEAKER_01: No, I think honestly, acid over shrooms.
29:25
SPEAKER_01: But they both have they both hurt my tummy big time.
29:29
SPEAKER_01: And so it's like, but even hurts my tummy more.
29:32
SPEAKER_00: With mushrooms, I'm like, there is piss coming out of my dick currently.
29:37
SPEAKER_00: Like it also makes me feel like I've pissed myself.
29:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:40
SPEAKER_00: It gets a little bit like randomly diapy, but I still do it because it's fun.
29:43
SPEAKER_01: No.
29:44
SPEAKER_01: Like you diaped up when you're honey diaped.
29:48
SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
29:49
SPEAKER_01: The amount of times that I've got that acid shits at Reese those bathrooms.
29:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
29:56
SPEAKER_01: No.
29:56
SPEAKER_01: Like you.
29:58
SPEAKER_01: It was Reese.
30:00
SPEAKER_03: People like taking acid shits, though.
30:01
SPEAKER_01: It's like both genders restrooms.
30:04
SPEAKER_00: And she does one.
30:06
SPEAKER_00: You're in one stall shitting next to all shitting.
30:08
SPEAKER_00: You're hitting all of them.
30:09
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
30:10
SPEAKER_01: Yes, of course.
30:10
SPEAKER_01: Get out and get in and get out.
30:12
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
30:12
SPEAKER_01: If I'm I got to be, I'm all about equality.
30:16
SPEAKER_01: I'm a feminism.
30:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:17
SPEAKER_01: I'm a feminism.
30:18
SPEAKER_02: I'm a feminism.
30:19
SPEAKER_02: New altar.
30:20
SPEAKER_04: I'm a feminism.
30:24
SPEAKER_03: Festibule and feminism.
30:26
SPEAKER_03: Right.
30:27
SPEAKER_03: Well, speaking of your uh your hood, our famous segment is who are you wearing and what is your problem?
30:33
SPEAKER_03: So let's get into it.
30:35
SPEAKER_03: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
30:36
SPEAKER_03: We love petty problems, big problems.
30:38
SPEAKER_01: Marley, let's start with you because you're closest.
30:40
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
30:41
SPEAKER_01: Who's my who's my sh father and what is his problem?
30:45
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
30:46
SPEAKER_01: What is your trauma?
30:46
SPEAKER_03: What's my trauma?
30:47
SPEAKER_03: Was that what the question was?
30:48
SPEAKER_03: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
30:50
SPEAKER_01: What am I wearing?
30:51
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
30:52
SPEAKER_01: From feet, because I know you all are little freaks.
30:55
SPEAKER_01: From feet to toes, I'm wearing my fugs.
30:58
SPEAKER_01: Love.
30:59
SPEAKER_01: Wearing my fugs, and actually I lost.
31:00
SPEAKER_00: Are they gonna come on tour?
31:02
SPEAKER_01: Well, it might be 40 degrees instead of the city.
31:04
SPEAKER_01: I have more tour questions, too.
31:05
SPEAKER_01: So we'll get there soon.
31:06
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm wearing my fugs and I have- What kind of fugs, can I ask?
31:09
SPEAKER_01: Like just say that.
31:10
SPEAKER_01: Found them upstate goodwill.
31:13
SPEAKER_01: So I I don't know what the fuck.
31:15
SPEAKER_01: Secondhand fugs.
31:17
SPEAKER_01: And I kicked a rat so hard in one of these that it had a bloodstain on it for a year.
31:22
SPEAKER_01: I love that.
31:22
SPEAKER_01: And then I refound it when I moved and you're not a New Yorker until you accidentally bludgeoned a rat to that.
31:29
SPEAKER_01: And then I don't know, I'm just like wearing like, whoop.
31:32
SPEAKER_01: Um, and then I'm wearing a dress as a skirt because it doesn't fit me as a dress.
31:36
SPEAKER_01: And then I'm wearing your jacket made from real cheetahs.
31:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, slaughtered very recently.
31:41
SPEAKER_01: Dripping with blood.
31:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that is mine.
31:43
SPEAKER_01: And then this actually oh, I wear, I wear it um I wear it on this at my friend through a her birthday party theme was Harry Potter, and I was hired to be the sorting hat.
32:03
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
32:04
SPEAKER_01: And so I like literally trans investigated a crowd of like she they lesbians.
32:10
SPEAKER_01: Perfect.
32:11
SPEAKER_01: And this was my cape, and so I was like wearing like a bikini and I had like a haircut.
32:14
SPEAKER_01: Were you sorting them into new genders?
32:16
SPEAKER_01: I was sorting their pronouns.
32:19
SPEAKER_01: I think I was just reading their pronouns, even if it wasn't them now.
32:22
SPEAKER_01: Like I was just I just read it.
32:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and they were loving.
32:28
SPEAKER_01: They were loving it, and Cole Sprouse was there speaking up.
32:31
SPEAKER_01: She, her, she, her.
32:32
SPEAKER_01: Literally, no, she, her dress.
32:34
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, it was double door huge titties.
32:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
32:38
SPEAKER_01: So it was she her.
32:40
SPEAKER_01: It was she her.
32:41
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Colette.
32:43
SPEAKER_01: You know, so and then I, yeah, was giving some lap dances.
32:46
SPEAKER_01: I have a wand.
32:47
SPEAKER_01: I was gonna bring my wand, but I'm bringing that on tour.
32:50
SPEAKER_01: That has to come on tour.
32:51
SPEAKER_00: I mean, well, that's like the talisman.
32:53
SPEAKER_00: You know, the wand is gonna keep us safe.
32:55
SPEAKER_00: No, yeah, it's like a relic.
32:57
SPEAKER_01: We we need it every stop.
33:00
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
33:00
SPEAKER_01: The wand.
33:01
SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes, it has real powers.
33:03
SPEAKER_02: Every stop.
33:04
SPEAKER_02: Okay, segue vibes.
33:06
SPEAKER_02: Um, wait, after Dallas, where are you guys going?
33:08
SPEAKER_00: We're doing Dallas, Austin, Houston, Homo, Louisiana, New Orleans.
33:14
SPEAKER_01: Homo, Louisiana?
33:16
SPEAKER_01: Homo.
33:17
SPEAKER_01: No, we got homo at home.
33:18
SPEAKER_01: It's called guanis.
33:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
33:20
SPEAKER_01: Wait, this was on a saying on stage the other day that guanis is one of the words that can be three syllables or one syllable.
33:29
SPEAKER_01: Guanis.
33:30
SPEAKER_01: Guanis.
33:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
33:33
SPEAKER_01: And I like to mean both simultaneously.
33:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
33:35
SPEAKER_01: I switch it up.
33:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
33:36
SPEAKER_01: Guanis, guanis.
33:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
33:38
SPEAKER_01: Guanis.
33:39
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
33:41
SPEAKER_02: Go on.
33:42
SPEAKER_02: Go on.
33:43
SPEAKER_02: And then New Orleans.
33:45
SPEAKER_00: And then Birmingham, Atlanta, DC, Richmond, Baltimore.
33:50
SPEAKER_00: Richmond, D.C., Baltimore.
33:51
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
33:52
SPEAKER_00: And back to New York City.
33:53
SPEAKER_00: We have a homecoming show.
33:54
SPEAKER_01: And no, we're not going to Pittsburgh.
33:56
SPEAKER_01: We're not going to Philly.
33:57
SPEAKER_01: We're not going to Idaho.
34:00
SPEAKER_01: Bitch.
34:01
SPEAKER_04: Utaho.
34:01
SPEAKER_04: That's next tour, okay?
34:04
SPEAKER_04: Like, can we do Udaho tour?
34:06
SPEAKER_04: The Udaho tours.
34:08
SPEAKER_01: The Edem Ho's tour.
34:10
SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
34:11
SPEAKER_03: An only Idaho based tour.
34:12
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
34:14
SPEAKER_03: We could, I think we could get some crowds.
34:16
SPEAKER_02: I don't know anything about touring, but it's so fun and fascinating.
34:18
SPEAKER_02: Like, how do you y'all check in?
34:20
SPEAKER_00: I've been doing it for like three years now.
34:22
SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, we were saying before you were on tour with Spike before.
34:24
SPEAKER_00: I was on tour with Spike.
34:25
SPEAKER_00: I go on tour by myself.
34:27
SPEAKER_00: I've done the Midwest and the West Coast a bunch, and I just did Nashville, Asheville, Wilmington, and Durham.
34:33
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
34:33
SPEAKER_00: That in a car.
34:34
SPEAKER_00: My kids.
34:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, that's who's at the smoke.
34:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
34:40
SPEAKER_03: Asheville, Nashville, Charles, can't be quiet.
34:44
SPEAKER_00: Durham.
34:44
SPEAKER_00: Where's Durham?
34:45
SPEAKER_00: And that was really, really, really fun.
34:47
SPEAKER_00: Because gay people are everywhere, and it's really nice to meet them.
34:51
SPEAKER_00: And they're all just like, I don't know, like, we're just so random being gay.
34:55
SPEAKER_00: Everyone's just kind of like feral and excited and for community.
34:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
35:00
SPEAKER_01: Searching for community.
35:01
SPEAKER_01: Literally.
35:01
SPEAKER_01: And like that's like what these shows are.
35:03
SPEAKER_01: Just like we're literally just um, it's like a sandpit.
35:06
SPEAKER_01: It's like playground.
35:07
SPEAKER_01: We're just making a playground for all the weird gay people and transsexuals from everywhere to like come and be in community and laugh and have fun.
35:17
SPEAKER_01: So fun.
35:17
SPEAKER_01: Um, what's your problem?
35:19
SPEAKER_01: No, thank you for bringing me yak there.
35:21
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
35:22
SPEAKER_01: I want to know your problem.
35:23
SPEAKER_02: I want to know in my cake.
35:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my god.
35:26
SPEAKER_01: So that's my problem.
35:28
SPEAKER_01: What are we doing?
35:29
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
35:30
SPEAKER_01: Everything is fake.
35:31
SPEAKER_01: Microfiber.
35:32
SPEAKER_01: They call me fake and cheap.
35:33
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so.
35:34
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's because you're redefining realness.
35:36
SPEAKER_01: T-Mama.
35:37
SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
35:40
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
35:41
SPEAKER_01: Like, I know the edible just hit because you said we're redefining realness, and then you said T-Mama.
35:49
SPEAKER_04: So it's like, you're not, and I'm like, No, and then I'm like You're like, where am I?
35:57
SPEAKER_04: Where am I?
35:58
SPEAKER_01: It does remind me of the um scene in Scary Movie.
36:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I love Scary Movie.
36:03
SPEAKER_01: You know Scary Movie 3 where I'm gonna be on the couch.
36:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:07
SPEAKER_01: With Cindy?
36:08
SPEAKER_01: Like Cindy.
36:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:10
SPEAKER_01: And that's and it comes on the TV.
36:12
SPEAKER_01: The TV's leaking.
36:12
SPEAKER_01: Yes, the T.
36:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:14
SPEAKER_01: The TV's leaking.
36:16
SPEAKER_01: That is Water.
36:19
SPEAKER_04: The TV's leaking.
36:21
SPEAKER_01: It's the Italy version.
36:23
SPEAKER_00: Streganona, Straganona.
36:25
SPEAKER_00: Yes, exactly.
36:27
SPEAKER_01: That with the cauldron.
36:28
SPEAKER_01: God, we need to, they need to make that into a uh a mini-series.
36:32
SPEAKER_01: Streganona?
36:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, Stregonona.
36:36
SPEAKER_02: Are you Ital?
36:37
SPEAKER_01: No.
36:38
SPEAKER_01: Get out of here.
36:38
SPEAKER_02: But not everyone knows Dragonona.
36:40
SPEAKER_01: I know Streganona because I'm pagan.
36:43
SPEAKER_02: Are you Ital?
36:44
SPEAKER_00: I am Italian.
36:45
SPEAKER_00: What's the pagan condition?
36:46
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what's the pagan?
36:47
SPEAKER_00: She's a witch.
36:47
SPEAKER_00: Well, because she's a witch.
36:49
SPEAKER_00: Right.
36:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
36:49
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
36:50
SPEAKER_00: So I I've studied witches throughout culture.
36:53
SPEAKER_03: Does pagan supersede Italian?
36:55
SPEAKER_00: Um pagan does.
36:56
SPEAKER_00: I think pagans came before countries.
37:00
SPEAKER_00: Pagans are back when it was like Pangea.
37:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's where the name, that's the that's the etymology.
37:05
SPEAKER_01: It was Pagan.
37:06
SPEAKER_01: Pangean.
37:07
SPEAKER_01: That's Georgia, and then it was pagan.
37:08
SPEAKER_01: And now it's Pag.
37:10
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
37:10
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
37:12
SPEAKER_00: You're Italian.
37:14
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
37:15
SPEAKER_02: 100%.
37:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
37:16
SPEAKER_02: Aren't Italians the worst?
37:18
SPEAKER_02: They're the best worst.
37:19
SPEAKER_02: I don't think that at all.
37:20
SPEAKER_00: Well, I have a joke.
37:23
SPEAKER_01: I'm a quarter Italian.
37:24
SPEAKER_02: Well, you're not, yeah, honey.
37:25
SPEAKER_02: What's it?
37:25
SPEAKER_01: I'm a quarter Italian.
37:26
SPEAKER_01: I'm mostly French.
37:27
SPEAKER_01: Well, my dad's half Italian.
37:28
SPEAKER_01: But I'm not Italian American at all.
37:30
SPEAKER_01: But I do have this joke about when I first started becoming friends with Italian Americans because my middle school had a lot of Italians in them.
37:37
SPEAKER_00: And I just loved meeting all my new Italian American friends because they were just so culturally rich.
37:44
SPEAKER_00: It's like your parents are fighting all the time in front of everyone.
37:47
SPEAKER_00: They love it.
37:48
SPEAKER_00: And my friends, grandma would give us Vikodin.
37:51
SPEAKER_00: I was like, I love Italian Americans.
37:53
SPEAKER_01: And my They can be a good time.
37:55
SPEAKER_00: Definitely.
37:56
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, let's turn up.
37:57
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna live forever.
37:58
SPEAKER_01: Family time.
37:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, grappa.
38:00
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I'll have some.
38:00
SPEAKER_00: I'm 11.
38:04
SPEAKER_00: Grope me.
38:05
SPEAKER_00: Getting groped on group.
38:06
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna grope up.
38:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
38:08
SPEAKER_01: See, I like Italians because like they sometimes look like Jews, and I'm Jewish.
38:14
SPEAKER_01: And so it's like, oh, are you, you know, the curly hair, olive skin?
38:18
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oh, are you Jewish?
38:19
SPEAKER_01: And it's no, I'm Italian.
38:20
SPEAKER_01: Right.
38:21
SPEAKER_01: So I'm like, okay, there I understand there's like a cultural loudness that I also relate to.
38:27
SPEAKER_01: And I think it's like Italian, it's like we're in New York, and my family is like loud Jewish family from the Bronx, Long Island.
38:34
SPEAKER_02: You know, Italians and Jewish.
38:37
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
38:37
SPEAKER_02: Sometimes I get mistaken as a Jew, like once in a blue moon.
38:40
SPEAKER_02: I get all you look really Jewish right now.
38:42
unknown: Yeah, right now.
38:44
SPEAKER_01: So like it's yeah, yeah.
38:45
SPEAKER_02: You're like the nanny.
38:47
SPEAKER_02: I kind of do look Jewish right now.
38:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
38:49
SPEAKER_02: The black shrugged.
38:50
SPEAKER_01: It's your Hasidic love.
38:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
38:52
SPEAKER_01: We gotta get you a hat.
38:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're pissed.
39:00
SPEAKER_01: Yes, girl.
39:01
SPEAKER_01: Keep it ascitic.
39:03
SPEAKER_01: Well, my problem is.
39:06
SPEAKER_01: You have holes in your cape?
39:07
SPEAKER_01: I have moths.
39:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:09
SPEAKER_01: You need straight men to get over it.
39:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:14
SPEAKER_01: And suck cock.
39:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:16
SPEAKER_01: I agree.
39:16
SPEAKER_01: Period.
39:17
SPEAKER_03: Straight men love cock.
39:18
SPEAKER_03: They literally love.
39:19
SPEAKER_03: All men are all day in one.
39:20
SPEAKER_01: They're a conversation.
39:23
SPEAKER_01: They're dictating the fucking cock.
39:25
SPEAKER_01: They are.
39:25
SPEAKER_01: No, all men are good.
39:27
SPEAKER_01: All men are.
39:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, definitely.
39:29
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
39:30
SPEAKER_01: And like you can't tell me that like you grew up with a body and you like are not like interested in what bodies are and how they are different and also similar.
39:42
SPEAKER_01: And I just don't believe it.
39:44
SPEAKER_01: This is coming from I need maybe it's also the straight men and start with a girl's dick.
39:51
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
39:52
SPEAKER_01: Start light, start on dick light.
39:55
SPEAKER_01: Start on dick diet dick.
39:56
SPEAKER_01: Diet dick.
39:57
SPEAKER_00: Yes, absolutely.
39:58
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40:01
SPEAKER_01: Build up to it.
40:02
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40:02
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40:04
SPEAKER_01: And get it and then and then live your life.
40:07
SPEAKER_00: Also, it's like I just know that all men were in their bedrooms as preteens trying to suck their own dicks.
40:14
SPEAKER_01: So it's like, I just, it's like, I'm not believing that you now have this like aversion to cock.
40:20
SPEAKER_01: It's like all you're thinking about is your own dick.
40:22
SPEAKER_03: Well, also, what about porn?
40:24
SPEAKER_03: I mean, like, porn is is like it's all about like the like they're enjoying a dick like in the porn.
40:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
40:31
SPEAKER_03: It's like they're imagining it's their dick and POV, it is their dick.
40:34
SPEAKER_03: They want to watch big dick porn.
40:36
SPEAKER_03: It's like it's it's a part of their sexuality.
40:38
SPEAKER_01: No, the straight guy, uh straight guy was telling me he was like, I don't like when there's like a shaved dick on the porn.
40:44
SPEAKER_01: I was like, so you want a hairy dick?
40:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you want a hairy dick.
40:50
SPEAKER_01: No, literally.
40:51
SPEAKER_01: Come on.
40:51
SPEAKER_01: Okay, mine's.
40:52
SPEAKER_00: He's like, I want on caught eight inches, proofs to the left.
40:55
SPEAKER_00: I'm not fucking gay though.
40:57
SPEAKER_05: Signature dick.
40:59
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
40:59
SPEAKER_01: Okay, Prince Albert.
41:02
SPEAKER_01: What I need from maybe the men in the room is what, okay, so it's like, yes, they get some diet dick.
41:10
SPEAKER_01: A straight man gets a diet dick.
41:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:11
SPEAKER_01: What do they do with their shame the next day?
41:15
SPEAKER_01: Like, how do they you get over shame by just doing it again?
41:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:20
SPEAKER_01: So then more dick would get sucked.
41:22
SPEAKER_01: Okay, and then how do you not become like addicted to it where you're never processing that shame and you're just actually like pushing it to the side?
41:32
SPEAKER_03: That's a great question.
41:33
SPEAKER_03: It's like, do you need gay friends?
41:34
SPEAKER_03: Like, do you need to like be not in an entirely straight environment?
41:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
41:38
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
41:39
SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's true.
41:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:41
SPEAKER_02: Telltale sign when someone's closeted.
41:42
SPEAKER_02: But is that they're searching for community.
41:45
SPEAKER_02: True.
41:45
SPEAKER_02: They just don't have it.
41:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there's this guy at my gym who like is so gay, but he doesn't know it, or I don't know, maybe he does.
41:52
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, he's just always sort of like, I'll say it again, searching for community.
41:55
SPEAKER_00: That's true.
41:56
SPEAKER_01: Whenever there's kind of this like anxious ambling, where you where you want to be involved in something that isn't yours, it's like, why do you want that so bad?
42:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you probably are it.
42:06
SPEAKER_01: But what about gay incels?
42:08
SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
42:08
SPEAKER_01: Maybe gay incels are closeted straight people.
42:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
42:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh right.
42:13
SPEAKER_01: I guess they don't correct.
42:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know a gay incel either, but they're not gonna be able to get it.
42:17
SPEAKER_03: But they're not gay incels.
42:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I feel like lots of gay incels.
42:20
SPEAKER_01: Because they're like, I don't want community.
42:22
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm sure they do want community and it's on Roblox.
42:24
SPEAKER_01: Well, gay incels are also community on Roblox and Fortnite.
42:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean that's what we'll be doing most of the tour.
42:31
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna be verbal, crashing the car.
42:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm on Minecraft, she's on Fortnite.
42:38
SPEAKER_01: The shows are actually just 3D projections.
42:41
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's also uh self-drive.
42:42
SPEAKER_02: Coming on the tour, I need to learn about tours, so I'm like, follow it.
42:46
SPEAKER_02: Gina's your roadie.
42:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:48
SPEAKER_02: Tire up in the drawing.
42:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, go to the roof.
42:51
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, cheese, but we buy like a folding table.
42:54
SPEAKER_02: She's meant to be there.
42:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
42:56
SPEAKER_02: Maybe with some like umbe a little refreshment.
42:59
SPEAKER_01: Some tickets and stuff.
43:01
SPEAKER_01: What are they called?
43:01
SPEAKER_01: I love tickets.
43:02
SPEAKER_01: Um, should we do uh should we do um what is it like 50-50 tickets?
43:07
SPEAKER_01: Raffle tickets.
43:08
SPEAKER_01: Raffle, should we do raffles?
43:09
SPEAKER_01: What do we got to do?
43:09
SPEAKER_01: It's my lifelong.
43:12
SPEAKER_01: Exactly, yes.
43:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, barley and honey.
43:15
SPEAKER_01: I would love to next time we're in town.
43:17
SPEAKER_02: Toss the hopper, you know?
43:18
SPEAKER_02: Yes, give it a go.
43:20
SPEAKER_02: Is that for bingo?
43:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:22
SPEAKER_02: That would be awesome.
43:22
SPEAKER_02: Oh, no, you can toss a ticket.
43:24
SPEAKER_02: Honey, you can toss a ticket in a hopper.
43:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
43:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:26
SPEAKER_03: Wait, going back to gay guys, straight guys community and stuff like that.
43:29
SPEAKER_03: I I have been seeing a lot of straight guys reviewing, talking about, and interacting with heated rivalry.
43:35
SPEAKER_03: She was talking about it.
43:36
SPEAKER_01: Those, yeah, those three are you talking about those three guys on the podcast?
43:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there is multiple.
43:40
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm talking about my brother-in-law.
43:42
unknown: Oh.
43:42
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, just everyone.
43:43
SPEAKER_03: I've seen multiple, multiple straight guys have taught dou doved in.
43:47
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I think like at the end of the day, like men making love making things about themselves.
43:53
SPEAKER_01: And so if it's like hockey and sports and like the man and it is like, sorry, like why straight women love it is because it It is about the capital M A L E body.
44:05
SPEAKER_01: Right.
44:06
SPEAKER_01: And just like it's okay.
44:08
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, we're spelled sometimes.
44:12
SPEAKER_01: When I get um big word, I sometimes start spelling.
44:16
SPEAKER_01: Have you noticed this?
44:16
SPEAKER_01: I just like it.
44:17
SPEAKER_01: When you're spelled, you spell out.
44:18
SPEAKER_01: Not when I'm stoned, just like when I'm like You're like reminding yourself that you know how to spell.
44:23
SPEAKER_01: Well, because I am, I come from a long line of dyslexia, and so I'm a horrible speller.
44:28
SPEAKER_01: But sometimes when I'll talk about like porn or something, part of my media self-media training is P-O-R-N.
44:34
SPEAKER_01: Like I'll go like P-O-R-N.
44:35
SPEAKER_01: You're saying like alive.
44:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, talking about getting Like I and G.
44:40
SPEAKER_02: Something about having a wig on and having those letters fly at me.
44:42
SPEAKER_02: I'm really having to have to like no bouncing off this.
44:45
SPEAKER_02: Right, yeah.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: I know.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: It's tight understanding.
44:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh, literally, I get so dumb.
44:49
SPEAKER_02: And drunk.
44:50
SPEAKER_02: Not when I don't get drunk.
44:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm numb.
44:51
SPEAKER_02: Like I could have a bottle of fucking absinthe and be fine.
44:55
SPEAKER_03: So, Marla, you think straight men are being performative by talking about it or just capitalizing on a trend or something?
45:01
SPEAKER_01: Or yeah, it's also like the bottom of the rung to be like.
45:06
SPEAKER_01: I watched it.
45:06
SPEAKER_01: Right.
45:07
SPEAKER_01: I watched it and like I accept gay people.
45:09
SPEAKER_01: Right.
45:09
SPEAKER_01: Like I watched gay porn and it's like, yeah, they're watching regular porn where it's like dicks and and and you can see the abs as well.
45:16
SPEAKER_01: And so it's like, I don't know.
45:18
SPEAKER_01: I'm just every time I talk about it, I get more and more over it.
45:23
SPEAKER_01: Unless they cast me.
45:25
SPEAKER_01: Right.
45:26
SPEAKER_01: I know.
45:26
SPEAKER_01: And then the tune will change.
45:28
SPEAKER_02: I'm the jealous faggot.
45:29
SPEAKER_02: That's like, wait.
45:30
SPEAKER_02: Right.
45:30
SPEAKER_02: I want to be the pretty gay.
45:31
SPEAKER_01: That's like they've been tossed around.
45:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:34
SPEAKER_01: That'd be great.
45:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:36
SPEAKER_01: See, I don't know why straight men do anything.
45:38
SPEAKER_01: Like, I just don't really know any, to be honest.
45:41
SPEAKER_03: Right, yeah.
45:42
SPEAKER_00: I honestly only know truly a handful.
45:46
SPEAKER_00: I could probably count them on one hand.
45:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:48
SPEAKER_01: And their so their motivations to me, their desires, how they make decisions are like of such little value to me.
45:55
SPEAKER_01: Like, I've it's like, I mean, it started with my father, obviously.
45:58
SPEAKER_01: It's like I never thought about like what he wanted from me.
46:03
SPEAKER_01: Anything that he everything he did just kind of confuse me my whole life.
46:06
SPEAKER_01: So I just thought that like that entire faction of like heterosexual male individuality was already so like embarrassing to me.
46:14
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I don't know why they're watching because they're probably fags.
46:17
SPEAKER_01: Right.
46:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:18
SPEAKER_01: They're watching it because they're gay.
46:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're gay.
46:20
SPEAKER_01: That's all you're watching, because you're gay.
46:21
SPEAKER_01: My father taught me that was like heterosexual men were there to like serve women.
46:27
SPEAKER_01: I feel like which is beautiful, but ultimately like have no none of yourself.
46:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
46:34
SPEAKER_01: Like no sense of self adult.
46:37
SPEAKER_00: Which is not good.
46:38
SPEAKER_00: Right.
46:38
SPEAKER_00: It's it's it's save your sounding like repression.
46:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of course.
46:41
SPEAKER_00: Somehow.
46:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
46:42
SPEAKER_02: She goes back to the show.
46:43
SPEAKER_02: G men are so repressed.
46:44
SPEAKER_02: They're gay.
46:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:45
SPEAKER_03: Gay and repressed.
46:46
SPEAKER_02: Those 2016 photos.
46:47
SPEAKER_02: You know the trend of like.
46:49
SPEAKER_02: I did not post any.
46:50
SPEAKER_02: I did.
46:51
SPEAKER_02: I know.
46:52
SPEAKER_02: It's weird.
46:52
SPEAKER_02: It's a weird trend.
46:53
SPEAKER_02: And I don't usually participate in trends, but I was like, no, I know.
46:55
SPEAKER_02: Because you're not smoking pot because you're bored.
46:57
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
46:57
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
46:58
SPEAKER_02: You're so bored.
46:58
SPEAKER_02: Like, fuck it, I'll do it.
47:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:00
SPEAKER_02: Right.
47:01
SPEAKER_02: And I was straight in 2016, believe it or not.
47:03
SPEAKER_01: Look at me now.
47:04
SPEAKER_01: You were straight 10 years ago.
47:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:06
SPEAKER_01: Crazy.
47:06
SPEAKER_01: Did you have girlfriends?
47:08
SPEAKER_01: I did.
47:08
SPEAKER_01: Did you look like this?
47:09
SPEAKER_02: No.
47:10
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
47:11
SPEAKER_02: No, I did.
47:12
SPEAKER_02: I came out late and um her and I actually were really close, actually.
47:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's actually a beautiful relationship.
47:18
SPEAKER_00: From murder to fag hag is fierce.
47:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:22
SPEAKER_02: She's not a fag hag though, actually.
47:24
SPEAKER_02: But I I I I But I want I wanna I want that too.
47:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:27
SPEAKER_02: I've been trying to get her there, you know?
47:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:29
SPEAKER_01: Well, speaking of heated, that is uh, you know, what women just want to be, is like to like fuck a gay person and then be their bestie.
47:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
47:38
SPEAKER_01: And that one is just true.
47:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's that's true.
47:41
SPEAKER_01: Well, because that's like what a straight woman, straight, it's all about gay media these days are all about straight women and straight men.
47:49
SPEAKER_01: They're actually just no, nowadays that's all what it's actually about and like what we're theory it creates, yeah.
47:56
SPEAKER_00: And that's why I don't really watch TV.
47:57
SPEAKER_00: I just watch clips of Chris Angel Mindfreak on YouTube.
48:01
SPEAKER_00: That's real that's what I honestly watch.
48:03
SPEAKER_00: Like I literally don't watch TV.
48:05
SPEAKER_02: I don't watch TV either.
48:06
SPEAKER_02: I forgot I have an extensive extensive cable package.
48:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:09
SPEAKER_02: I have a cable?
48:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:11
SPEAKER_00: You got like a dish on your room.
48:14
SPEAKER_02: I got a dish.
48:16
SPEAKER_02: No, I have something.
48:18
SPEAKER_02: There's a box in there.
48:19
SPEAKER_02: Powerful box.
48:20
SPEAKER_02: Because my ex-boyfriend like loved cable and like channels?
48:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:24
SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm definitely coming on that.
48:25
SPEAKER_02: Guide.
48:26
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
48:26
SPEAKER_00: No, I want to be high as fuck with you watching HD.
48:29
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
48:29
SPEAKER_00: I'm a potato.
48:30
SPEAKER_00: I'm back to the show.
48:32
SPEAKER_01: I got a FUBO account, my friends.
48:33
SPEAKER_01: Fubo.
48:34
SPEAKER_01: You just had you made something up.
48:35
SPEAKER_01: Which I got to be a real teased girl.
48:39
SPEAKER_01: Tubi and Lugo had a baby and it's Fubo.
48:42
SPEAKER_01: It's Puribus.
48:43
SPEAKER_01: Tubi Lugo.
48:44
SPEAKER_01: Pluribus on Fubo, and they have channels, and I've been watching Family Guy with commercials.
48:50
SPEAKER_01: It feels so good.
48:52
SPEAKER_01: Nostalgic.
48:53
SPEAKER_01: So good.
48:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
48:54
SPEAKER_01: And I've been watching poker every year.
48:59
SPEAKER_01: That's the thing.
48:59
SPEAKER_01: Right.
49:00
SPEAKER_01: Now modern media is just one giant commercial.
49:02
SPEAKER_01: Where you look at your phone the whole time.
49:04
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
49:04
SPEAKER_01: Right.
49:05
SPEAKER_01: Look at your phone the whole time, and the TV has to be so bad because they had to explain the plot in such like menial terms because everyone's a fucking zombie.
49:13
SPEAKER_01: But then you're watching the show and it just looks like a commercial.
49:16
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I feel like I'm in a every show is just set in a CVS.
49:19
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I don't like new media.
49:21
SPEAKER_01: I can't do it.
49:21
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
49:22
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
49:22
SPEAKER_02: I'm just on YouTube.
49:23
SPEAKER_02: You're coming over, you're coming over.
49:25
SPEAKER_01: I wanted to be a tattoo artist for like 45 minutes.
49:27
SPEAKER_01: Can you draw?
49:28
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
49:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
49:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you can do everything.
49:30
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm clearly.
49:32
SPEAKER_02: No, we we both went to art school.
49:33
SPEAKER_02: That's where we met.
49:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
49:34
SPEAKER_01: Really?
49:37
SPEAKER_02: Where?
49:37
SPEAKER_02: What state?
49:38
SPEAKER_02: Uh RISD in Rhode Island.
49:40
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
49:40
SPEAKER_02: I'm from Rhode Island.
49:41
SPEAKER_02: You're from New York.
49:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, undergrad.
49:43
SPEAKER_02: Undergrad.
49:44
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
49:46
SPEAKER_02: But I got in for illustration.
49:47
SPEAKER_02: And my style is kind of lineworky.
49:48
SPEAKER_02: So I was like, Did you go to um?
49:51
SPEAKER_01: So I feel like everyone was their besties went to Risty.
49:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:56
SPEAKER_01: You know.
49:57
SPEAKER_01: Honey, what's your we were ranging?
49:59
SPEAKER_01: What is your problem?
50:00
SPEAKER_02: Wait, but really quick, not cutting off honey.
50:03
SPEAKER_02: But I um the whole point of me being like, sick 2016, I was still straight.
50:07
SPEAKER_02: I had a unibrow and I was like, wow, the 11th hour of repression is a unibrow on purpose.
50:12
SPEAKER_02: You know, like as a straight man, I was like, what was that?
50:14
SPEAKER_02: Because you're like, I'm not touching this.
50:15
SPEAKER_02: Like, yo, something to play with.
50:17
SPEAKER_02: Like something that happened.
50:18
SPEAKER_00: But a gay unibrow is also really hot.
50:22
SPEAKER_02: Oh, totally hot.
50:24
SPEAKER_02: But this is straight unibrow.
50:26
SPEAKER_00: So it's unintentional, right?
50:27
SPEAKER_00: So you're not being intentional.
50:28
SPEAKER_00: This is false advertising, though.
50:30
SPEAKER_03: You're pretending as if you were like some sort of like non-groomed slob.
50:33
SPEAKER_03: You were very like No, but exactly.
50:35
SPEAKER_03: So but I grew it in a unibrow.
50:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that was like my unibrow, but asshole bleach.
50:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:42
SPEAKER_02: Wax.
50:43
SPEAKER_02: Porcelain white listening.
50:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:45
SPEAKER_02: Engage, yeah.
50:46
SPEAKER_02: No bleach needed.
50:47
SPEAKER_02: Um, honey, yes, finally, who are you wearing and what is your babblam?
50:50
SPEAKER_00: Okay, right.
50:51
SPEAKER_00: I'm wearing my friend Yoko Snoopy honey.
50:55
SPEAKER_01: Hoodie.
50:55
SPEAKER_01: Love that.
50:56
SPEAKER_01: Yoko Snoopy hoodie.
50:58
SPEAKER_01: I'm wearing carharts, and then I'm wearing these Nike Times A C G boots.
51:06
SPEAKER_01: Cool.
51:06
SPEAKER_01: And my Shadore.
51:08
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
51:09
SPEAKER_01: And my problem is ultimately that in September I very absurdly and tragically shattered my foot and broke it in a really traumatic way publicly in front of two of my friends in Griffith Park.
51:30
SPEAKER_01: I fell out of a tree that I was climbing.
51:33
SPEAKER_01: And so now I've been in PT for a month.
51:36
SPEAKER_01: And so my problem is when you're on when you live in America, and you I'm grateful for Medicaid, obviously.
51:45
SPEAKER_01: But now I'm just like, my Medicaid PT is a little bit random sauce.
51:50
SPEAKER_01: Definitely.
51:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm sure they talk somehow.
51:52
SPEAKER_01: The personality is 10 out of 10.
51:54
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
51:55
SPEAKER_01: But ultimately, it is definitely like a curious, fluorescent room that's like me, like a retired cop, and then like just a bunch of like children that no one knows who they belong to.
52:08
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, They came with the place.
52:11
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
52:12
SPEAKER_01: Wait, is it a group session?
52:14
SPEAKER_01: It's a group PA.
52:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, basically.
52:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
52:17
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, even though that's like your collarbone, your elbow, your foot's not gonna be the same, we're sort of gonna do it at the time.
52:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're gonna batch heel, you know.
52:24
SPEAKER_02: Ain't got time.
52:25
SPEAKER_01: And so my problem is I'm kind of low-key learning how to walk again, which is really like dope and humbling because that's kind of my positive mental attitude.
52:32
SPEAKER_01: I will I broke my foot over my tattoo that says PMA.
52:36
SPEAKER_01: Positive mental attitude.
52:38
SPEAKER_01: And my foot surgery went, what's Pima?
52:40
SPEAKER_01: And I went, absolutely sweet.
52:43
SPEAKER_01: Her that's on Pima.
52:45
SPEAKER_01: And that's on Pima.
52:46
SPEAKER_00: So my problem is basically that I'm disabled now.
52:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:51
SPEAKER_00: But that is cool, also, too.
52:53
SPEAKER_00: It's cool, it's cool.
52:54
SPEAKER_02: It's cool through that shit.
52:55
SPEAKER_02: Definitely stronger on the other end.
52:57
SPEAKER_02: Um, and I'm sure you're glad I didn't dress up as a tree today.
53:00
SPEAKER_02: It's sad that I went I went tiger with it.
53:02
SPEAKER_02: I went acting.
53:03
SPEAKER_01: That would be good, like trauma.
53:05
SPEAKER_01: Um maybe that's healing.
53:06
SPEAKER_02: Look behind you, girl.
53:08
SPEAKER_01: What?
53:08
SPEAKER_02: Look behind.
53:08
SPEAKER_01: You're surrounded by trees.
53:10
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's more like a fern, I guess.
53:12
SPEAKER_01: That's a topiary.
53:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
53:14
SPEAKER_01: So that's not triggering to you?
53:15
SPEAKER_01: No.
53:16
SPEAKER_01: He didn't fall off a topiary.
53:17
SPEAKER_01: A tree or a rod.
53:18
SPEAKER_01: Let's review the tape.
53:20
SPEAKER_00: The night is young.
53:20
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
53:21
SPEAKER_01: The night is young.
53:22
SPEAKER_02: The night is young.
53:24
SPEAKER_02: Um, but no, foot trauma, hand trauma, all that shit is really crazy.
53:28
SPEAKER_02: And you don't like necessarily necessarily think of that.
53:31
SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't know.
53:31
SPEAKER_02: Whenever someone's in a car accident, word forbid, my mom's always like, are their feet okay?
53:37
SPEAKER_02: You know?
53:38
SPEAKER_02: Because it is like, no, it is like really fucked you up.
53:41
SPEAKER_00: To know that your mother is thinking about foot health in general and football.
53:46
SPEAKER_02: Literally, like that.
53:47
SPEAKER_02: I felt touched.
53:49
SPEAKER_02: I just remember that like someone like, yes.
53:52
SPEAKER_01: Are their feet up?
53:52
SPEAKER_01: We're just checking.
53:53
SPEAKER_01: You should ask anybody.
53:54
SPEAKER_01: It's so hard to put your feet up.
53:57
SPEAKER_01: It really fucked up.
54:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we'll do it.
54:02
SPEAKER_00: It was like, yeah, but she's dead.
54:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
54:04
SPEAKER_00: She got decapitated.
54:06
SPEAKER_02: The foot actually prestigious.
54:09
SPEAKER_02: Hands and feet though.
54:10
SPEAKER_02: We take them for granted.
54:11
SPEAKER_02: They're in the city.
54:11
SPEAKER_02: But her scalp was removed.
54:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
54:14
SPEAKER_02: She's fine.
54:14
SPEAKER_02: She's decapitated, but the foot.
54:16
SPEAKER_01: Oh, money.
54:17
SPEAKER_00: So that's what I'm worrying about.
54:19
SPEAKER_01: My problem is.
54:20
SPEAKER_01: And like it will, it might be a problem for a tour that we are driving.
54:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
54:25
SPEAKER_00: Um I don't know if I can drive yet.
54:27
SPEAKER_01: But I have a friend coming up.
54:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
54:29
SPEAKER_01: Wait.
54:29
SPEAKER_01: So you're driving the whole time.
54:30
SPEAKER_00: No, I have I'm having a friend come up.
54:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
54:34
SPEAKER_00: But next week I'm gonna try for the first time.
54:36
SPEAKER_00: I think I'll be interesting.
54:37
SPEAKER_00: I'm not the friend.
54:38
SPEAKER_01: You're like, I thought I was the roadie.
54:41
SPEAKER_00: And if not in each city, we'll pick up a hitchhiker.
54:44
SPEAKER_01: Down.
54:45
SPEAKER_01: Easy peasy.
54:46
SPEAKER_01: Down.
54:46
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's the trade.
54:47
SPEAKER_01: That's the we we need a trade per, like one trade per stop.
54:52
SPEAKER_01: We'll drive for it.
54:52
SPEAKER_01: I actually did write a movie that was a road trip.
54:57
SPEAKER_01: It's a road trip movie because I really miss like the Euro trip and those types of comedies.
55:03
SPEAKER_01: And it was oh Harold and Kumar.
55:06
SPEAKER_04: Like it's just like, come on, let's have one adventure.
55:08
SPEAKER_04: Rat race.
55:09
SPEAKER_04: Just kidding.
55:09
SPEAKER_04: Sorry.
55:10
SPEAKER_01: No, yes.
55:10
SPEAKER_01: This is time for the race.
55:12
SPEAKER_01: No.
55:12
SPEAKER_01: It's good.
55:12
SPEAKER_01: No, no.
55:13
SPEAKER_01: That's there's always time for rat race.
55:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
55:15
SPEAKER_01: With me.
55:16
SPEAKER_01: It's been a while, so I can't actually say, but yeah, I know.
55:19
SPEAKER_01: I know.
55:19
SPEAKER_01: For all you rat race heads out there.
55:22
SPEAKER_01: Um, I just keep going through this hole.
55:24
SPEAKER_01: I keep forgetting there's a hole.
55:25
SPEAKER_01: So basically, it's over Hanukkah, and every eight nights of the road trip, it's over they're moving from east to west.
55:31
SPEAKER_01: They have to sleep with somebody because that's their pack and they're all like moving away to college or whatever the fuck.
55:37
SPEAKER_01: That's fun.
55:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so we should do that.
55:39
SPEAKER_01: I agree.
55:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
55:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
55:41
SPEAKER_00: Or one of us has to.
55:42
SPEAKER_00: Obviously.
55:43
SPEAKER_00: But that's kind of like half the reason to travel anywhere.
55:46
SPEAKER_02: That's so fun.
55:47
SPEAKER_02: Is to hook up.
55:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
55:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
55:48
SPEAKER_02: Look at what we were saying to our shows we've got to do.
55:50
SPEAKER_02: Find the gay scene, Abby.
55:51
SPEAKER_02: That'll be so fun.
55:52
SPEAKER_02: Well, the gay scene is at your show.
55:53
SPEAKER_02: I mean, well, I've heard Vestibule is the downstream.
55:57
SPEAKER_02: Vestibule's coming through.
55:59
SPEAKER_01: With trench coat and the whole thing.
56:01
SPEAKER_02: Vestibule is also like a horrible club name.
56:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:03
SPEAKER_02: In New York.
56:04
SPEAKER_02: Vestibule.
56:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it would be like you're always like stuck.
56:06
SPEAKER_00: You could never like get in.
56:07
SPEAKER_00: You're like, oh, it wasn't line.
56:08
SPEAKER_00: No, it's like next to Vestibule.
56:11
SPEAKER_03: Should we take a little breaky poop?
56:13
SPEAKER_03: We'll come back and we'll play like a dumbass game or just keep gabbing and be.
56:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
56:17
SPEAKER_03: Let's take a break.
56:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
56:23
unknown: Oh, yeah.
56:31
SPEAKER_01: And what is that?
56:34
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
56:34
SPEAKER_01: So what we have for you today is we have now there are four pieces of raw salmon.
56:42
SPEAKER_01: Tsunami combo.
56:43
SPEAKER_01: Tsunami combo from from mommy from Whole Foods.
56:46
SPEAKER_01: Mama?
56:47
SPEAKER_01: Is that sashimi?
56:48
SPEAKER_01: That's sushi.
56:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
56:50
SPEAKER_01: I would actually prefer sashimi.
56:52
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
56:53
SPEAKER_01: If I if I had a choice.
56:54
SPEAKER_00: Low carb.
56:55
SPEAKER_02: Low low carb.
56:56
SPEAKER_02: Low carb.
56:57
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, let's trade.
56:58
SPEAKER_02: I want the rice.
56:59
SPEAKER_02: Give me the rice.
57:00
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
57:01
SPEAKER_00: You don't eat fish?
57:01
SPEAKER_00: I thought you.
57:02
SPEAKER_00: No, I eat fish.
57:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just I'm on low carb.
57:04
SPEAKER_02: What?
57:04
SPEAKER_01: So you want carbs.
57:05
SPEAKER_01: I want the rice.
57:05
SPEAKER_01: Because you're shit.
57:06
SPEAKER_01: She's craving the carb.
57:07
SPEAKER_01: Right, right, right.
57:07
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
57:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
57:08
SPEAKER_01: It's craving.
57:10
SPEAKER_01: Any guesses?
57:11
SPEAKER_01: Cachoe Pepe.
57:12
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so the I didn't have a holder.
57:15
SPEAKER_01: So what your genius see here is.
57:19
SPEAKER_01: Oh, my top came off.
57:21
SPEAKER_03: Listeners, you're gonna want to uh head on over to YouTube.
57:25
SPEAKER_01: I love.
57:26
SPEAKER_00: She's gonna reveal something extremely um powerful and surprising.
57:32
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
57:32
SPEAKER_01: Which is that her spliff was in the pepper grinder.
57:36
SPEAKER_01: And that's a spliff.
57:37
SPEAKER_01: That has never been done on earth.
57:39
SPEAKER_03: Like no one has ever put inside of a pepper grinder.
57:42
SPEAKER_03: Literally, nothing ever in the history of mankind.
57:45
SPEAKER_01: The never um first time I have anything being done on Earth, but the male tweaker version is the very first time I ever smoked weed when I was 13 years old.
57:54
SPEAKER_01: I put an unground nug into a light bulb.
57:58
unknown: Wow.
58:00
SPEAKER_00: Because I didn't have any other implement.
58:03
SPEAKER_00: And my friends and I thought it would be funny.
58:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we took we took the top of the screw off.
58:09
SPEAKER_02: How do you put something in a bulb?
58:10
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
58:11
SPEAKER_00: You got the top off it.
58:13
SPEAKER_02: Unscrewed the socket?
58:14
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
58:16
SPEAKER_02: I need to know everyone's age.
58:18
SPEAKER_02: 32.
58:21
SPEAKER_02: Cheek?
58:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, you both are so young.
58:23
SPEAKER_02: I know, I was like, they didn't you can't unscrew bulbs.
58:26
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna wrong.
58:30
SPEAKER_03: We're both 36.
58:31
SPEAKER_03: We're both 36.
58:32
SPEAKER_03: Oh crazy.
58:36
SPEAKER_03: Well double the luck.
58:39
SPEAKER_00: It was all suspicious that you said it.
58:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
58:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
58:42
SPEAKER_01: Really?
58:43
SPEAKER_01: And I had a tour.
58:44
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
58:46
SPEAKER_01: Wait, what was I gonna say?
58:47
SPEAKER_01: Oh, did you ever see like on apple and like water?
58:54
SPEAKER_01: I was so good at the water bottle.
58:59
SPEAKER_01: Maybe to like the that happened to the microplastics.
59:03
SPEAKER_01: Microplastics.
59:03
SPEAKER_02: That happened to me.
59:04
SPEAKER_02: No, it's not the No, it's a bong reaction.
59:08
SPEAKER_01: It's not the you don't think it's a plastic specific.
59:11
SPEAKER_01: Maybe there's a plastic.
59:12
SPEAKER_03: Or is it like because you're a child, you're inhaling it and swallowing it and throwing up?
59:16
SPEAKER_02: Because like I just think it's like I don't think the plastics can hit you out at some point.
59:23
SPEAKER_02: So your mics.
59:27
SPEAKER_01: I've been holding the mic sushi the entire time.
59:30
SPEAKER_01: Perfect.
59:30
SPEAKER_01: Well, um, it's like your law might give a small sushi right here.
59:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
59:34
SPEAKER_01: Steve Jobs mic, it's a little sushi.
59:36
SPEAKER_01: Hi, hello.
59:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, hi.
59:38
SPEAKER_02: Hello.
59:38
SPEAKER_02: My sushi's calling me.
59:40
SPEAKER_02: We love a ball mic around here.
59:42
SPEAKER_01: I need to wear one at least once in my life.
59:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:45
SPEAKER_01: You never have?
59:45
SPEAKER_03: I've even like a costume?
59:47
SPEAKER_03: No.
59:47
SPEAKER_03: Oh wow.
59:48
SPEAKER_03: We can make this, we can make this happen.
59:50
SPEAKER_01: I want the keynote experience.
59:52
SPEAKER_01: I want there to be a projector behind me that's literally like four stories tall.
59:57
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
59:57
SPEAKER_01: And I'm talking about innovation, I'm talking about synergy, I'm talking about internal strategy.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_01: I want to know that.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_02: So that's like a little, that's like Steve Jobby kind of.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_02: Okay, it's like Steve Jobby.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_01: But Britney is a little bit shorter, I guess.
1:00:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh, shorter?
1:00:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_03: Britney's kind of Britney's wasn't.
1:00:12
SPEAKER_03: Like it didn't, it was just a prop, basically, wasn't it?
1:00:15
SPEAKER_03: Because like she was lip syncing.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_02: Don't ruin the fantasy.
1:00:17
SPEAKER_02: She's lip syncing.
1:00:19
SPEAKER_02: Never in her time.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_02: No, I thought of it.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_02: What is lip syncing?
1:00:22
SPEAKER_02: Gina?
1:00:23
SPEAKER_02: Do you want Britney or do you want like Janet?
1:00:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_01: Oh, where it comes out?
1:00:28
SPEAKER_01: Probably bigger.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_01: Janet.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_01: It's like that.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_01: I didn't think about that as an option.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_01: But there is definitely more self-expression.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_01: Because then it kind of gets like astronaut.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_01: Janet's.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh wow.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_01: So ESPN for everyone around here.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_01: Get you gamer headsets.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_01: I did see somebody walking just talking on a gamer headset.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_01: Like just like out in the.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_01: So I think that would be.
1:00:51
SPEAKER_01: Why did that turn me off?
1:00:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was about to say, why is that horny?
1:00:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, why was that really horny?
1:00:55
SPEAKER_01: Well, because I was like, you have a vibrating butt plug that a partner is activating.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_01: We just thought something we're gonna do on tour is we're gonna give, we're you shouldn't have in vibrating, vibrating butt plugs.
1:01:05
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna give the remote to our friend who's going on tour with us.
1:01:07
SPEAKER_01: That's what you put in the raffle.
1:01:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:01:09
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_01: Somebody is able to activate us during our sets.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_01: Back so if you're free.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_03: Read out to like like 57132.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_03: And they're like, that's me!
1:01:18
SPEAKER_00: I can't.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_00: Fem cell.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_02: Fem cell.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_02: She's screwed to cell.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_02: That is.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_02: Um, I want to double ball mic.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_02: I think that'd be funny.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_02: You know, that would be that is in case one.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_03: And like one up through your crotch, too.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_03: You need backup.
1:01:29
SPEAKER_01: Well, also, maybe you could also have it in your wrist, too.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_01: We're always calling like FBI.
1:01:33
SPEAKER_01: I want the mic right here.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_01: I want the mic right here.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_02: And you're kidding if you don't think my molar is wired.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_01: That is nice.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_02: The implant.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we got three, we got three backups.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_02: Um, and in gamers, I I always think about the chairs, you know, the gamer chairs.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_02: I want to like, I don't know, do research them.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_02: Like, do a spot.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_02: Those are gooing chairs.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_02: I want to learn about those.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_02: Those are gooing chairs.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_02: I want to make one into a car.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_01: To me, there is definitely.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to be judgmental, obviously.
1:02:01
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna be living at home, but there is a societal collapse element to the gamer chair that I do just have kind of like a psychic aversion to.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_01: I don't think you should be spending that and I don't I I don't like a gaming accessory.
1:02:13
SPEAKER_01: It kind of stresses me out.
1:02:14
SPEAKER_01: But maybe if it was a massage chair, it sucked you off or something.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:02:18
SPEAKER_01: But instead it just has like speakers like blaring.
1:02:21
SPEAKER_01: And LEDs.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_01: And LEDs.
1:02:23
SPEAKER_02: Why can't it be like chic?
1:02:24
SPEAKER_01: You know, like if you're gonna sit in it all the time and have a chance.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_02: I think they think they're chic.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_02: They think they think they're chic.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_02: I think gamers like they're like the nimbus 2000 crazy white one.
1:02:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they like gear.
1:02:35
SPEAKER_01: Well, guys are gear.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_01: Guys love gear.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_01: Like, what do you mean gear?
1:02:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh, gear.
1:02:39
SPEAKER_01: Like gear, like I it's like if you like snowboarding, you're gonna have the the goggles.
1:02:44
SPEAKER_01: Like if you're into gaming, you're gonna have the PC with the lighting up and the alien keyboard, and then if you're uh, you know, you have a mouse that's like a birding ball.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_01: Or something.
1:02:56
SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to think of how the queer eye boys would update a gamer chair.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_01: Well, I want to make it into a car.
1:03:02
SPEAKER_01: Or like pit my ride.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_01: Wow, pit my chair.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_01: Pit my office chair.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_01: Pit my PC setup.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_00: Goldfish in it, subwoofers, and then it could turn into a car.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_03: Did you see that out of Caramo like isn't going on?
1:03:15
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna ask.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_03: Because of one.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_01: Do you have I have no idea why?
1:03:19
SPEAKER_01: You don't have any intel?
1:03:20
SPEAKER_01: But it's like, do we actually need to know why?
1:03:23
SPEAKER_01: It's like, of course, he's with like all of these like crazy, abusive white men.
1:03:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's with kidding.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, you know what?
1:03:33
SPEAKER_01: I haven't slept in here.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_01: I was gonna say something about Ozempic, but I didn't have to say I'm just like, I'm sure you get dumber with Ozempic.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm sure there's some you're hungry all the time.
1:03:43
SPEAKER_01: It's like if that's true.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_01: If I'm losing brain cells from whippets and poppers, you're losing brain cells from taking Ozempik and not eating.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm sorry, you got nothing up there.
1:03:53
SPEAKER_01: That's the trade-off.
1:03:54
SPEAKER_01: You lose pounds, you lose brain cells.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_03: That's just what you gotta that's how you pay for it.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_01: See, I'm gonna be thick and smart on this tour.
1:03:59
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm talking about.
1:04:01
SPEAKER_01: Spelling words to make sure that you still know how to spell it.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_01: Brilliant.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_01: Yes, smart.
1:04:06
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:04:07
SPEAKER_01: What a brand.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_01: T H I Q E.
1:04:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_01: Ampersand.
1:04:12
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_00: Wait, what game are we gonna play?
1:04:14
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so we can play.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_03: There's a couple games.
1:04:16
SPEAKER_01: We can we can do I want to use the paddle.
1:04:17
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:04:18
SPEAKER_03: Label whores is where we assign a letter from the LGBTQIA plus spectrum to a person, place, thing, or idea that doesn't already have a label.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_03: Okay, in the past we've said uh Tupperware is gay, Twizzlers are bi, Twizzlers pull and peel are trans, and jet skis are lesbian.
1:04:33
SPEAKER_01: So it's like and do you spin it around and do you say like this is lesbian, or do you say this is like the a cherry on a cake?
1:04:43
SPEAKER_01: You say, Oh, you sorry, which way do you think?
1:04:46
SPEAKER_03: You we say topic and then we say peppermint, honey.
1:04:50
SPEAKER_03: We give the topic.
1:04:52
SPEAKER_03: No, no, I got it.
1:04:52
SPEAKER_03: You're coming at it from the other side.
1:04:53
SPEAKER_03: I got it.
1:04:54
SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
1:04:55
SPEAKER_02: I was just coming at it from first.
1:04:56
SPEAKER_02: Topic, topic, and then you reveal your letter.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_02: I'm so dumb and drag it so hard.
1:05:00
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
1:05:01
SPEAKER_01: Bear with.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_01: We all have we all say this is um a microwave.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_01: And then we all have to say, we write our letter, and then we reveal like the right.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_01: You started the game accidentally.
1:05:12
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:05:12
SPEAKER_02: Jimanji vibes.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_01: Microwave.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_01: I would do that one.
1:05:15
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:05:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we'll do it.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_01: Let's do it.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_02: It's a little more.
1:05:17
SPEAKER_01: Let's assign some genders.
1:05:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, let's.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_01: Well, we're the sort we're sorting hat.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_01: We're doing sorting hat.
1:05:23
SPEAKER_01: Because Yeah, we could we could say yas every day, other day of the year.
1:05:28
SPEAKER_03: And we do.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_01: And we do.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_01: And we have to legally.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_01: Or I get electrocuted.
1:05:32
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:05:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
1:05:34
SPEAKER_01: With the nipple.
1:05:35
SPEAKER_01: Via briefcase.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_01: What is the briefcase?
1:05:37
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh, a lot of detector test?
1:05:39
SPEAKER_03: Some kind of like E Stim thing that comes in a box?
1:05:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I do that at physical therapy.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_03: Oh, cool.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, see?
1:05:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:47
SPEAKER_02: Your husband wants has one I want to play with.
1:05:48
SPEAKER_02: The E SIM machines are awesome.
1:05:50
SPEAKER_01: I'm honestly like, give me more.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_01: Whenever I'm in PT, like the voltage is not enough.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I'm like, put like a dog collar on my ankle at this point.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_01: Like I need that shit to be exact.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_01: Have you tried on the dog a dog collar before?
1:06:02
SPEAKER_01: A shock collar?
1:06:03
SPEAKER_01: I did it.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_01: Have you?
1:06:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:06:05
SPEAKER_03: Did you like it?
1:06:05
SPEAKER_03: I ran through your factor kind of way.
1:06:07
SPEAKER_03: Or like a in like a jackass kind of way?
1:06:08
SPEAKER_03: Or like for an a horns?
1:06:10
SPEAKER_01: I think I was just young and I wanted to know what my dog felt like.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_00: Oh, and so in an empath kind of way.
1:06:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was being an electric fan.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_01: Basically.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, because I had guilt because I when I was little, I killed a pregnant snake with a baseball bat.
1:06:23
SPEAKER_01: And my mom was like really, like, really disappointed.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_01: Like I just didn't know.
1:06:31
SPEAKER_01: How'd you know it was pregnant?
1:06:32
SPEAKER_03: How'd you know it was pregnant?
1:06:34
SPEAKER_01: You could see.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, that's the same.
1:06:35
SPEAKER_01: When it was out, yeah.
1:06:36
SPEAKER_02: She has been like when you're a line, it's kind of not hard to see a little something in that'd be like if you're pregnant.
1:06:42
SPEAKER_03: We know you're a snake.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_03: You're a line.
1:06:45
SPEAKER_03: Okay, should we do microwave as the topic?
1:06:48
SPEAKER_03: Oh, for sure.
1:06:49
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:06:49
SPEAKER_01: And any other letters.
1:06:50
SPEAKER_03: Any letter.
1:06:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:06:51
SPEAKER_03: Any letter.
1:06:52
SPEAKER_03: Got it.
1:06:52
SPEAKER_03: L D B T Q I A plus.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_01: This is when I need my legs.
1:06:55
SPEAKER_01: Stand.
1:06:58
SPEAKER_03: I do, yeah.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_00: It's been a minute since I've smelled one, but it's literally I'm being washed over with nostalgia.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_00: You know what is the but they're huffing like galaxy gas.
1:07:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, which is insane.
1:07:08
SPEAKER_03: The kuntiest, it's like a giant, uh, a jumbo chisel tip permanent marker.
1:07:13
SPEAKER_03: Those were the ones that still fucking best.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_03: Those were amazing.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_01: No, that's like first popper's experience.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:07:19
SPEAKER_01: Passing those back to the other facts in class.
1:07:21
SPEAKER_03: Okay, does everybody have one?
1:07:22
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:07:22
SPEAKER_03: Gina?
1:07:24
SPEAKER_01: It's a conversation starter.
1:07:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:07:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:07:25
SPEAKER_01: That's a warm up brand.
1:07:26
SPEAKER_01: And it's we need to work.
1:07:28
SPEAKER_01: I think this is actually a right and wrong answer.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_01: And it is a binary.
1:07:31
SPEAKER_01: I think there's there's a lot at the end that we don't even know about as well.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_03: And we might find out tonight.
1:07:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_01: It hasn't been released yet.
1:07:38
SPEAKER_01: No, the file release the file.
1:07:40
unknown: Yeah, that comes.
1:07:41
SPEAKER_03: Release the letters.
1:07:42
SPEAKER_01: Release the letters.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_01: There's more letters out there.
1:07:45
SPEAKER_03: What are they not telling us?
1:07:46
SPEAKER_03: Okay, ready?
1:07:46
SPEAKER_03: Three, two, one, reveal.
1:07:48
SPEAKER_03: We've got a a B, an A, a B, and a G.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_03: And then an ace.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_03: Ace?
1:07:55
SPEAKER_03: Ace.
1:07:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:07:58
SPEAKER_00: I said a microwave is bisexual because it's heating up food.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_00: But not necessarily in the way that is the ideal way that it's being gonna be hot.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:08:17
SPEAKER_01: And I literally am bisexual.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
1:08:19
SPEAKER_01: So I I I I so let's start there.
1:08:21
SPEAKER_00: But it's just there is just kind of this like wishy, it's like it's a it's a little wishy-washy, it's a little non-committal, it's a little both and uh.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_00: That's why I think that it's bisexual.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_02: I get that.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:08:33
SPEAKER_02: Now I jumped to me because like I I have the same answer.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_02: I said bisexual because to me they're like a little bleak.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_02: They were like, you know what I mean?
1:08:40
SPEAKER_02: Like zapping your food in a weird like that kind of way.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_02: But I also am cosmically bisexual, so I can say that, you know.
1:08:46
SPEAKER_01: You're bisexual too.
1:08:47
SPEAKER_02: Cosmically.
1:08:48
SPEAKER_02: What does that mean?
1:08:49
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:08:50
SPEAKER_02: Just like yeah, like you never know.
1:08:54
SPEAKER_01: Your throat is gay, but your hole is straight.
1:08:57
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:08:57
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_02: And your mind is open.
1:09:00
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:09:01
SPEAKER_01: Your open mindset.
1:09:01
SPEAKER_01: We should do this game for the different parts of your body.
1:09:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's actually great, too.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_01: That's hard.
1:09:06
SPEAKER_03: I did gay because to me, there's like a little bit of like artifice there.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_03: It's like the microwave like wants to be an oven.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_03: And like maybe it's like keeping up with trends.
1:09:14
SPEAKER_03: It's got new tech.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_03: It's like thinks it's kind of cool, but like tries to be an oven.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_03: It's trying to be its whole life.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_03: And it's just not really getting all the way there.
1:09:22
SPEAKER_03: What is an air fryer then?
1:09:23
SPEAKER_02: Lesbian.
1:09:24
SPEAKER_02: It's straight.
1:09:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
1:09:26
SPEAKER_02: Not even in the game.
1:09:27
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:09:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, see, that's a microwave.
1:09:29
SPEAKER_01: I kind of I went well, some people say the A is for ally.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_01: So I kind of thought I do think it's like, you know, it's synthetic heat, and when it's done, it's really loud and annoying.
1:09:44
SPEAKER_01: You know, like it could be bisexual, honestly.
1:09:47
SPEAKER_01: That makes sense.
1:09:48
SPEAKER_01: Like saying beep beep.
1:09:50
SPEAKER_01: Look at me.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_01: Look at me.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_00: A microwave's noiseless is also the kind of music that bisexual people make.
1:09:55
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:09:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, very bleep blue.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_03: Yes, exactly.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_03: It's Charlie X, yeah.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_03: There's something about it that's not, it's like almost out of the category.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_03: Like the ace kind of makes sense because it's like not microwaves aren't horny.
1:10:06
SPEAKER_02: Well, to me, they're like almost so straight.
1:10:08
SPEAKER_02: Like a microwave is straight in a way to me.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_02: So I to me also the closest thing to straight would maybe be by.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_01: It's also closed off.
1:10:15
SPEAKER_01: Like that's why I think Ace are straight because the door, like you can't, it's like think about like an oven or anything.
1:10:20
SPEAKER_01: You could get burnt in the oven, you can get um a toaster, you can get, you know, but now there's something about the platform rotating in a microwave that makes me think it's actually gay.
1:10:29
SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah.
1:10:31
SPEAKER_00: Oh that's it's surfing.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_00: She's fucking spinning.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_02: She's twirling though.
1:10:35
SPEAKER_02: A lazy Susan.
1:10:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, yeah, that's yeah, it's a twirl.
1:10:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's like, or it could be like Ace Femcel in her gamer chair spinning around because she's bored simming.
1:10:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10:46
SPEAKER_01: Or it could be fucking filthy.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_03: It could be fucking splattered with fucking uh chili that's never been cleaned, and then that goes back to being like straight because it's like painting trade.
1:10:57
SPEAKER_04: Smaller sticking the fish.
1:11:00
SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_04: Cooking the tilapia inside.
1:11:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna invent a microwave with French doors.
1:11:07
SPEAKER_03: Oh Venetian doors.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:11:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, that's gay.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_02: It's cheap.
1:11:12
SPEAKER_02: It also requires two buttons like push buttons, you know.
1:11:14
SPEAKER_01: Or like suicide doors.
1:11:17
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm inventing.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_00: Okay, what about a rice cooker, though?
1:11:20
SPEAKER_02: A rice cooker is lesbian.
1:11:22
SPEAKER_02: You're coming from my carb diet.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_02: Jesus Christ.
1:11:24
SPEAKER_00: I think a rice cooker is lesbian because it's ultimately extremely reliable and it is one of the best ways to enjoy rice.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_00: You're getting top quality product from what you're using the tool for.
1:11:38
SPEAKER_01: There's also a yearning aspect of like time where sometimes it will take like 40 minutes where it is like I'm waiting for you, and like it's like hot and steep.
1:11:48
SPEAKER_01: I love that unanimous like lesbian.
1:11:50
SPEAKER_03: And it and it is constantly giving too.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_03: Because like you make a lot of rice, you go through it fast, you gotta make more.
1:11:56
SPEAKER_03: You're making it multiple times a week.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_03: It's like always, always swap.
1:12:00
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:12:00
SPEAKER_02: And it's like doing it the right way, you know?
1:12:04
SPEAKER_01: Very good.
1:12:05
SPEAKER_01: And she's all she could be always on.
1:12:07
SPEAKER_01: Like you can like leave it in and it heats it up still.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_01: So it's like that's like I love a rice cooker.
1:12:12
SPEAKER_00: It's a rice cooker, it's like she's prepared.
1:12:15
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:12:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:16
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:12:16
SPEAKER_03: Well, that was unanimous.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_03: All right.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_03: Do we keep it in the kitchen or do we uh let's expand?
1:12:21
SPEAKER_02: We also um do divas on a cliff.
1:12:24
SPEAKER_02: That's game.
1:12:25
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
1:12:25
SPEAKER_02: I just was scrolling.
1:12:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_03: Divas on a cliff is like you yeah, you put you line up some divas and then you have to one by one push them off until there's one left.
1:12:35
SPEAKER_01: Um, I'll come up with one.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:37
SPEAKER_01: Um swimming.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_01: Swimming.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_01: Swimming.
1:12:39
SPEAKER_01: Swimming.
1:12:40
SPEAKER_01: A certain stroke or just like just swimming at the pool.
1:12:44
SPEAKER_01: Swimming at the pool.
1:12:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:12:45
SPEAKER_03: Everybody got it?
1:12:47
SPEAKER_03: Three, two, one, reveal.
1:12:50
SPEAKER_03: A G, a Q, and a double T.
1:12:52
SPEAKER_03: Let's start at the double Ts.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_04: Please.
1:12:55
SPEAKER_04: You're crossing at the double T's.
1:12:57
SPEAKER_03: I think there's something transformative about going and walking in a mirror.
1:13:00
SPEAKER_03: That was what I was gonna say.
1:13:01
SPEAKER_02: Beautiful.
1:13:02
SPEAKER_02: That's exactly what a metamorphosis.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_02: Think of the mermaid narratives.
1:13:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:13:06
SPEAKER_02: Think of like, you know.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
1:13:08
SPEAKER_02: Alone time in the pool, your mind's going somewhere.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_02: You're weightless for the first time.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_02: Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
1:13:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_01: Connecting to source, you're seeing what else is possible.
1:13:17
SPEAKER_01: There's also You're masturbating at the jet.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, your buttholes plugged onto it.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_03: There's there's something, I mean, like you're there's gender there.
1:13:25
SPEAKER_03: There's the bathing suits, there's the toplessness, there's the wetness.
1:13:29
SPEAKER_03: It's like there's something, something's going on.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_03: Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_03: There's something's happening there, I think.
1:13:34
SPEAKER_00: Okay, beautiful.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_03: Did we get it right?
1:13:36
SPEAKER_00: I well actually I said gay because I was just I'm thinking about public pools because I learned to swim kind of for the first time like two, three years ago.
1:13:47
SPEAKER_00: And it's because I was like some weird trans child.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_00: Like never wanted to be like naked in the way that I have to be in front of everybody else.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_00: But I said gay because now I just associate that specific kind of nudity with gayness.
1:14:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_00: Because gay people love being naked.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's true.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_00: I really also love to be naked.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:14:09
SPEAKER_00: And I just do think that, yeah, now that I've crossed my own thresholds and I just get to be gay.
1:14:13
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:14:14
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, gay people just love being naked with each other.
1:14:17
SPEAKER_00: Right.
1:14:17
SPEAKER_01: I was thinking of like Reese Beach, like uh immediately.
1:14:20
SPEAKER_01: Yes, of course.
1:14:21
SPEAKER_01: So I was like, oh, like what is like the most.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_00: Swimming with gay people at the beach is so that that's T.
1:14:26
SPEAKER_00: If I question about swimming in the ocean, that's trans.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_00: Swimming in a pool is gay.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_01: I think there's something, at least swimming in a pool.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, there's so many other bodies there too, which I think is like the queerness to me.
1:14:41
SPEAKER_01: And I feel like there's um a deep end.
1:14:48
SPEAKER_01: We can't forget about the deep end.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:14:51
SPEAKER_01: And queer.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_01: People are mentally ill and they want to jump off the deep end.
1:14:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_01: And that's something very like queer.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_01: Well, then do any of our answers, please.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_01: I low end is gay.
1:15:02
SPEAKER_01: What is gay?
1:15:03
SPEAKER_01: The low end shallow end?
1:15:04
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:15:04
SPEAKER_01: The shallow end.
1:15:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, in Rhode Island?
1:15:06
SPEAKER_02: You mean the deep end?
1:15:07
SPEAKER_02: No, no, the low end.
1:15:08
SPEAKER_02: That's Rhode Island for you.
1:15:09
SPEAKER_02: People literally would call it the low end.
1:15:11
SPEAKER_02: The low end.
1:15:12
SPEAKER_02: The yeah.
1:15:13
SPEAKER_02: The low.
1:15:13
SPEAKER_02: So funny.
1:15:14
SPEAKER_01: And isn't that so bad?
1:15:15
SPEAKER_01: Okay, my first thought was actually metrosexual because of this, like, you know, there's like being the kid of like want like wearing like a swim t-shirt or something.
1:15:27
SPEAKER_01: There's pasture.
1:15:27
SPEAKER_01: Where it's like you want, and then, but then the act of swimming is so flamboyant.
1:15:32
SPEAKER_01: So it's like you're trying to cover something.
1:15:34
SPEAKER_01: Like, I feel like that's again pools, like more like the beach is like, let's all get naked, da da da da.
1:15:40
SPEAKER_01: But a pool is kind of like you're a little bit uptight.
1:15:44
SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking, you know, like a community pool.
1:15:46
SPEAKER_01: There's a swim cap, there's a swim cap, the goggles, like there's something.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:15:53
SPEAKER_01: Cup.
1:15:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:15:54
SPEAKER_00: Yes, lording over you.
1:15:55
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:15:56
SPEAKER_00: I was on the cuck lord.
1:15:57
SPEAKER_00: Were you?
1:16:00
SPEAKER_00: Well, there's still time.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:16:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:16:04
SPEAKER_01: I was on the swim team, which is pretty gay.
1:16:06
SPEAKER_01: That's extremely that is that's extremely gay.
1:16:08
SPEAKER_01: The swim team that would be GG.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_01: 100%.
1:16:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:16:12
SPEAKER_01: And cross country, it's like Jesus Christ.
1:16:13
SPEAKER_01: Is that gay?
1:16:14
SPEAKER_01: I think so.
1:16:14
SPEAKER_01: Because that's like, what are you running from?
1:16:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:16
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, I didn't know.
1:16:19
SPEAKER_01: Cross country skiing.
1:16:20
SPEAKER_01: What's that?
1:16:21
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'll ask James.
1:16:23
SPEAKER_01: Lesbian.
1:16:24
SPEAKER_01: She's skiing everywhere.
1:16:25
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:16:25
SPEAKER_01: Straight or lesbian.
1:16:27
SPEAKER_00: Cross country skiing.
1:16:29
SPEAKER_00: I think you can.
1:16:31
SPEAKER_00: That is just so straight at a certain point that you can't even pretend that it's gay.
1:16:34
SPEAKER_00: It's your married hetero couple.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_03: I think I think all winter sports are straight except for ice skating.
1:16:40
SPEAKER_00: Except for Louis.
1:16:41
SPEAKER_03: God, I love the match skating.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_03: Pretty gay, yeah.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, or Bob Sled.
1:16:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:16:45
SPEAKER_00: You're grinding with a man in a tube.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_00: To go down a hill quickly, fat.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_00: You're in a sledge.
1:16:50
SPEAKER_01: What about couple couple skating, trick skating, whatever it's called?
1:16:53
SPEAKER_01: Gay.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_01: Still gay.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_00: Do something with your partner is gay, doesn't matter what you're doing.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh, of course.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_00: Or you think everything completely.
1:17:01
SPEAKER_01: What's is there any winter Olympic sport that's not gay?
1:17:05
SPEAKER_03: Well, I would need to know what the sports were first, which I think is not gay.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_02: That's annoying to you.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_02: Kinda.
1:17:14
SPEAKER_00: I kind of agree with you.
1:17:15
SPEAKER_01: Because to me, it's like basketball, soccer, hockey, those aren't Olympic sports.
1:17:20
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:17:20
SPEAKER_01: Those are already in the world.
1:17:21
SPEAKER_01: They're made of the world.
1:17:23
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:17:23
SPEAKER_01: I want the sides.
1:17:24
SPEAKER_01: She'll be curling.
1:17:26
SPEAKER_01: Badminton.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_02: We get enough of you on the Mega Don, okay?
1:17:30
SPEAKER_02: We get enough.
1:17:31
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:17:31
SPEAKER_02: I've had enough.
1:17:33
SPEAKER_01: Gymnastic gay.
1:17:34
SPEAKER_01: I should have been a gymnast.
1:17:35
SPEAKER_00: I mean, with this, you can do whatever you want.
1:17:37
SPEAKER_00: Shooting.
1:17:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh, there's the right, there's the shoot, the sexy shooter.
1:17:40
SPEAKER_01: It's pretty gay.
1:17:41
SPEAKER_01: How to defend yourself is actually trans.
1:17:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:17:43
SPEAKER_01: So it is trans.
1:17:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:17:44
SPEAKER_01: You don't know how to shoot a gun as trans.
1:17:46
SPEAKER_01: Weapons are.
1:17:46
SPEAKER_01: Why are the winter games?
1:17:48
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
1:17:48
SPEAKER_01: Like tomorrow.
1:17:49
SPEAKER_01: Caring about the winter games.
1:17:50
SPEAKER_01: My manager was like, you should do takes about the Olympics.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_01: Post takes about the Olympics.
1:17:56
SPEAKER_01: Because I'm sport, like, you know, and part and I want to be in the Olympics.
1:18:00
SPEAKER_01: And I'm going to be.
1:18:00
SPEAKER_01: You can.
1:18:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:18:01
SPEAKER_01: Live your dry race.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, let's do a sport.
1:18:03
SPEAKER_02: For what?
1:18:04
SPEAKER_01: It's like for the biathlon.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
1:18:07
SPEAKER_01: Which is cross-country skiing and shooting.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's amazing.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
1:18:11
SPEAKER_03: Why are those the two?
1:18:12
SPEAKER_01: The together, because that's what they used to do in school.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_01: Wait, so you pop your skis off and shoot someone?
1:18:17
SPEAKER_01: You shoot it's at a person.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_01: You kill someone at the Olympics.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_01: No, it's two teams.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_01: And it's last, it's last one standing.
1:18:23
SPEAKER_01: It's Call of Duty.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_01: On skis.
1:18:25
SPEAKER_01: Halo is in the Olympics now.
1:18:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:18:28
SPEAKER_01: Gaming as well.
1:18:29
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that is fall.
1:18:30
SPEAKER_01: Halo will actually be in it.
1:18:32
SPEAKER_02: Designing a chair.
1:18:33
SPEAKER_01: That might be summer, though.
1:18:35
SPEAKER_01: Gold.
1:18:35
SPEAKER_01: Gold.
1:18:36
SPEAKER_01: They need spring.
1:18:37
SPEAKER_01: They literally need a spring and fall Olympics.
1:18:38
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:18:39
SPEAKER_02: They literally do.
1:18:40
SPEAKER_01: All year around.
1:18:41
SPEAKER_00: Fall Olympics could be apple picking, making jack-o'-lanterns.
1:18:47
SPEAKER_03: I feel like running could be in the fall.
1:18:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:18:49
SPEAKER_03: Cross country's running.
1:18:50
SPEAKER_03: Yes, cross country running.
1:18:52
SPEAKER_00: Spring is track.
1:18:53
SPEAKER_00: Or making bowling.
1:18:55
SPEAKER_00: Making jam with your feet.
1:18:56
SPEAKER_00: That would be fun.
1:18:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:18:58
SPEAKER_01: Or bob bobbing for apples, jam bobbing.
1:19:01
SPEAKER_01: Bobbing, right?
1:19:02
SPEAKER_01: Apples.
1:19:02
SPEAKER_01: Do they think bird watching?
1:19:04
SPEAKER_01: Do the kids still do bobbing?
1:19:05
SPEAKER_02: Not since COVID.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:19:07
SPEAKER_00: Everything's changed.
1:19:08
SPEAKER_02: God, I love an apple.
1:19:09
SPEAKER_00: And then what could the spring sports be?
1:19:11
SPEAKER_00: Allergy, sneezing.
1:19:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:19:13
SPEAKER_01: That sneezer.
1:19:14
SPEAKER_01: Or it could be like mowing a lawn.
1:19:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:19:16
SPEAKER_01: Like.
1:19:17
SPEAKER_01: Or spring cleaning.
1:19:18
SPEAKER_01: Spring helping hoarders.
1:19:20
SPEAKER_01: Golf, I think, could be spring.
1:19:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:19:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:19:22
SPEAKER_01: Golf could be spring.
1:19:25
SPEAKER_01: Hot air balloon arts?
1:19:26
SPEAKER_01: Cleaning.
1:19:26
SPEAKER_01: Oh, hot.
1:19:26
SPEAKER_01: That's amazing.
1:19:27
SPEAKER_01: Hot air balloon.
1:19:28
SPEAKER_02: I want to do one, say the hot air balloon arts.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_02: Or artists.
1:19:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, totally.
1:19:32
SPEAKER_04: Balloon art.
1:19:36
SPEAKER_00: Hot air balloon arts.
1:19:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh, they're jumping from hot air balloon to hot air balloon.
1:19:40
SPEAKER_01: Or it's like they're, it's like uh, they're like making, it's like a light dance kind of, but it's with hot.
1:19:44
SPEAKER_01: Or is it like designing the balloon or the basket?
1:19:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was thinking that too.
1:19:47
SPEAKER_00: That would be really good.
1:19:48
SPEAKER_01: The weaving, basket weaving.
1:19:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:19:50
SPEAKER_01: It's another one.
1:19:50
SPEAKER_00: Or it's like a hundred balloons that are spelling things in the sky.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_00: Do you guys like balloons?
1:19:56
SPEAKER_01: Do you guys like balloons?
1:19:57
SPEAKER_00: In general?
1:19:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:19:58
SPEAKER_01: Kind of, yeah.
1:19:59
SPEAKER_01: I like helium.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_02: I love balloons.
1:20:01
SPEAKER_01: Just in general.
1:20:01
SPEAKER_01: I love balloons.
1:20:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh, Sam.
1:20:03
SPEAKER_02: Some people don't.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that could be.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_00: At the summer camp I went to as a um a child, we would end each camp year by tying a letter we wrote to a balloon.
1:20:18
SPEAKER_00: And then we all would let them go into the sky.
1:20:21
SPEAKER_01: And then on the letter said, Hey, my name's Honey Pluton.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_01: I live in this town.
1:20:26
SPEAKER_01: If you get, if you find this when the balloon falls from the sky, right where you found it.
1:20:32
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:20:32
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, wait, why is that deeply profound?
1:20:34
SPEAKER_00: I haven't cut to it.
1:20:37
unknown: Yeah.
1:20:38
SPEAKER_01: And then cut them into being like, it's nitrous oxide inside.
1:20:41
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, you're like, I love all those.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_03: That does sound beautiful, but as you were saying it at the beginning, I it sounded like you were writing the letter to the balloon.
1:20:48
SPEAKER_03: Like, I write a letter to a balloon.
1:20:51
SPEAKER_02: Like any balloon.
1:20:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:20:53
SPEAKER_01: Well, it is.
1:20:53
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I am an animist.
1:20:55
SPEAKER_01: I do believe that everything that I come across has a soul, including balloon.
1:20:59
SPEAKER_00: That's very like.
1:21:00
SPEAKER_02: Am I hearing balloon singular for plural?
1:21:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, balloon.
1:21:03
SPEAKER_00: Balloon.
1:21:03
SPEAKER_01: As well as balloon.
1:21:04
SPEAKER_01: I have balloon.
1:21:05
SPEAKER_01: As well as balloon.
1:21:06
SPEAKER_01: Precisely.
1:21:06
SPEAKER_01: And balloon will be in HOMA as well.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
1:21:09
SPEAKER_01: Balloon will be in HOMA.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_01: Okay, putting your wishes or whatever message into a balloon or throwing it into a fire.
1:21:17
SPEAKER_01: Are we saying either or or that's what I want to do?
1:21:20
SPEAKER_01: Or no?
1:21:21
SPEAKER_01: I guess.
1:21:21
SPEAKER_01: Well, I guess it's man versus woman.
1:21:23
SPEAKER_01: Well, wishing is gay.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_01: I think one's, yeah, gay.
1:21:25
SPEAKER_01: Balloon is extremely gay.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_01: But both are gay.
1:21:28
SPEAKER_02: Wishing could be trans though, too.
1:21:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know.
1:21:31
SPEAKER_03: Having hope in general, like for the future is gay.
1:21:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:21:33
SPEAKER_03: That is true.
1:21:34
SPEAKER_00: And also manifesting is gay.
1:21:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:21:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:21:37
SPEAKER_01: And throwing away and also like banishing bad things from like the past year.
1:21:42
SPEAKER_01: Also lesbian.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:21:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:21:45
SPEAKER_01: But ultimately, I think it's all very good to do.
1:21:47
SPEAKER_01: We need to be whispering our wishes more.
1:21:49
SPEAKER_01: To everything.
1:21:50
SPEAKER_01: To balloons.
1:21:51
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
1:21:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:21:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:21:55
SPEAKER_00: They're gonna love it.
1:21:56
SPEAKER_00: But I I always wanted to get my letter back, and then one year I did.
1:22:00
SPEAKER_00: Really?
1:22:01
SPEAKER_00: And it got like four towns over.
1:22:03
SPEAKER_00: My balloon really traveled.
1:22:05
SPEAKER_00: And then I get emotional being like, that's so brave little toaster.
1:22:08
SPEAKER_00: Like, was my balloon scared?
1:22:10
SPEAKER_00: Also, being a balloon, you kind of know you have a smaller lifespan.
1:22:14
SPEAKER_03: Well, do you think the balloons know?
1:22:16
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:22:17
SPEAKER_03: They're wearing it.
1:22:17
SPEAKER_00: Balloons only live like three days, then they get deflated.
1:22:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:22:22
SPEAKER_01: But it's like, I guess it is beautiful because I'm always seeing just like in the skyline, like a Spider-Man balloon from somebody's birthday.
1:22:29
SPEAKER_01: Just like you see less and less though.
1:22:31
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, well, what's your life?
1:22:33
SPEAKER_01: It's so beautiful.
1:22:35
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it is like New York City tumbleweed.
1:22:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:22:37
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:22:38
SPEAKER_01: When you see like a half deflated, like Tweety bird, the like crisp balloons.
1:22:43
SPEAKER_01: You know what tourists are less than?
1:22:44
SPEAKER_03: Have you ever seen a correct video of the SpongeBob balloon that's like ominously floating down a hallway and it like turns around?
1:22:50
SPEAKER_03: So like I love that.
1:22:51
SPEAKER_03: I was like, what do you need to make a hard movie about that?
1:22:53
SPEAKER_03: Like make a balloon as like the monster.
1:22:55
SPEAKER_03: Wait, crisp.
1:22:55
SPEAKER_03: It's so uncanny.
1:22:56
SPEAKER_01: Are the wacky inflatable arm flailing tube men balloons?
1:23:00
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:23:00
SPEAKER_01: Or are they something different?
1:23:01
SPEAKER_01: No, they're something different.
1:23:02
SPEAKER_01: What are they?
1:23:02
SPEAKER_01: They're inflatables.
1:23:03
SPEAKER_01: Inflatables.
1:23:04
SPEAKER_01: Ah, yes.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_01: So are they like um bouncy castles?
1:23:07
SPEAKER_03: They're more they're more related to bouncy castles than balloons.
1:23:10
SPEAKER_01: Because inflatables are if they need a source to inflate, and balloons are inflated by themselves.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:19
SPEAKER_03: It's a bit of a square.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_03: It's a bit of a square rectangle.
1:23:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm like balloons blow themselves up.
1:23:23
SPEAKER_01: No, a balloon.
1:23:25
SPEAKER_01: Balloons stay blown up.
1:23:26
SPEAKER_01: A balloon can't blow up stay blown up.
1:23:28
SPEAKER_01: They stay blown up.
1:23:29
SPEAKER_01: Stay blown up.
1:23:31
SPEAKER_03: They can't blow it up.
1:23:32
SPEAKER_03: No, they stay up.
1:23:32
SPEAKER_01: The Spider-Man stay stays up.
1:23:35
SPEAKER_01: The Spider-Man salute stay blown up.
1:23:39
SPEAKER_02: You don't know if that's a real rule though.
1:23:40
SPEAKER_02: Do inflatables have to be like powered?
1:23:42
SPEAKER_01: Yes, they do.
1:23:43
SPEAKER_01: Really?
1:23:44
SPEAKER_01: They definitely require an external.
1:23:46
SPEAKER_01: You are completely right.
1:23:47
SPEAKER_01: Why is everybody making fun of me?
1:23:48
SPEAKER_01: No, what do you think?
1:23:49
SPEAKER_01: Why is everybody bullying about bullying me and making me?
1:23:52
SPEAKER_01: Why am I on the playground and everybody's gonna be able to do that?
1:23:54
SPEAKER_01: You're stoned and you're paranoid.
1:23:57
SPEAKER_01: Are you guys stoned?
1:23:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm so stoned.
1:23:59
SPEAKER_01: Are you what the fuck?
1:24:01
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:24:01
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, I made you jealous.
1:24:02
SPEAKER_01: Did you have any?
1:24:04
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh, she's not yet.
1:24:05
SPEAKER_03: Well, should we change the game or should we keep going with uh this one?
1:24:09
SPEAKER_01: I could do either.
1:24:10
SPEAKER_01: I'm like very passionate about this.
1:24:12
SPEAKER_01: The diva one did sound interesting.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
1:24:15
SPEAKER_01: I like don't know so much about like diva pop culture.
1:24:19
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no.
1:24:19
SPEAKER_02: It's like bag of chips on a like it's like any diva to you.
1:24:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:24:25
SPEAKER_02: Let's do that one.
1:24:25
SPEAKER_03: It could be like couch, bed, chair, and bench.
1:24:28
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
1:24:28
SPEAKER_03: Like it could be.
1:24:30
SPEAKER_04: Erica Kirk, Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk, the shooter, the shooter, and the trans roommate.
1:24:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:24:39
SPEAKER_00: Who's going first?
1:24:42
SPEAKER_01: Who's going first?
1:24:43
SPEAKER_01: Dream plot rotation.
1:24:45
SPEAKER_01: Dream plot rotation.
1:24:46
SPEAKER_01: That is literally my dream plot rotation.
1:24:49
SPEAKER_01: You had stuff.
1:24:51
SPEAKER_00: Right now, my mental stamp is I can't stop singing.
1:24:55
SPEAKER_00: We are Charlie Go!
1:24:57
SPEAKER_01: I can't stop singing it.
1:24:59
SPEAKER_01: That's my true vocal tip.
1:25:00
SPEAKER_01: Also, I need to be wrapped up by like 11.
1:25:02
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
1:25:02
SPEAKER_03: What would you want to time?
1:25:04
SPEAKER_01: It's like 10 20.
1:25:05
SPEAKER_03: Okay, let's um do a let's do a round of divas on a cliff and then we'll get what's uh what divas are speaking to us?
1:25:11
SPEAKER_03: Do we want to do um food?
1:25:14
SPEAKER_03: Do we want to do I never prepare?
1:25:16
SPEAKER_03: Um there's a chance.
1:25:18
SPEAKER_02: I could think of some places.
1:25:20
SPEAKER_02: Oh, wait, I had this is food.
1:25:22
SPEAKER_02: I I love food.
1:25:23
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:25:24
SPEAKER_02: This was Cheese Its.
1:25:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh, good.
1:25:26
SPEAKER_02: Original, toasty.
1:25:28
SPEAKER_02: You write it on big?
1:25:30
SPEAKER_02: Jumbo.
1:25:31
SPEAKER_02: Is it jumbo?
1:25:32
SPEAKER_02: Or white cheddar.
1:25:33
SPEAKER_01: So I write it and you guess.
1:25:34
SPEAKER_02: No, no, we all just talk about it.
1:25:36
SPEAKER_01: We all just fuck it out.
1:25:38
SPEAKER_03: She likes what I like to say.
1:25:39
SPEAKER_03: You're like, because I wrote a paper.
1:25:40
SPEAKER_03: You're like, I'm not an essay.
1:25:43
SPEAKER_03: Right out of your head.
1:25:44
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:25:44
unknown: Alright.
1:25:45
SPEAKER_00: Um, and we don't need to agree, but kicking off toasted immediately.
1:25:48
SPEAKER_00: Same.
1:25:48
SPEAKER_01: Toasted goes.
1:25:49
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:25:50
SPEAKER_00: Toasted our.
1:25:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm kicking off big, big first.
1:25:53
SPEAKER_01: Okay, you know what I mean?
1:25:54
SPEAKER_01: With double soft Oreos, like anything that's bigger than normal, like, you gotta go.
1:25:59
SPEAKER_01: Do you like smaller than normal?
1:26:00
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I love mini MMs.
1:26:01
SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes.
1:26:01
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:26:02
SPEAKER_01: I like a mini M.
1:26:03
SPEAKER_01: I'd way rather go through.
1:26:04
SPEAKER_02: Mini MMs are insane.
1:26:05
SPEAKER_02: They're so good.
1:26:06
SPEAKER_02: They don't have them anymore.
1:26:07
SPEAKER_02: I don't know in which way, but they are.
1:26:08
SPEAKER_01: They are insane.
1:26:09
SPEAKER_01: I just think that it's a nick it's a really awesome mouthfeel.
1:26:13
SPEAKER_01: Nerds got that right.
1:26:14
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
1:26:15
SPEAKER_01: I just think that's something like if there's just something within all of us, like the fish walked out of the water and grew legs, and now all of us want like tiny pebbles in our mouth.
1:26:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we want sands in our mouth.
1:26:26
SPEAKER_02: There's something about so satisfying about like turtle food.
1:26:28
SPEAKER_02: Yes, like fruity pebbles, like yes, exactly.
1:26:31
SPEAKER_02: All that shit.
1:26:32
SPEAKER_02: Put me in a tank.
1:26:32
SPEAKER_02: Fish food.
1:26:33
SPEAKER_02: Chia tea.
1:26:34
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:26:34
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:26:35
SPEAKER_02: Um I'm gonna say I'm gonna say white cheddar first.
1:26:38
SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
1:26:39
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:26:44
SPEAKER_01: Cheese-its to me in general, I kind of wish I could have all four of them in one box.
1:26:48
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:26:48
SPEAKER_01: Cheez-it should be sold like Trail Mix.
1:26:50
SPEAKER_01: And that's my pitch.
1:26:52
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna make a billion dollars.
1:26:53
SPEAKER_01: All the cheez-its in one box.
1:26:54
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna make a billion dollars.
1:26:55
SPEAKER_01: Shark Tank.
1:26:55
SPEAKER_01: Shark Tank, bitch.
1:26:56
SPEAKER_01: Let's fucking go.
1:26:58
SPEAKER_01: All the kinds in one thing.
1:26:59
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
1:27:00
SPEAKER_02: I've always wanted to go on Shark Tank with a bigger ketchup packet.
1:27:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
1:27:05
SPEAKER_01: Like mustard size?
1:27:06
SPEAKER_02: It's like in kind of like a bottle.
1:27:08
SPEAKER_02: No, it's in like a Ken's ranch, like your salad dressing.
1:27:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
1:27:12
SPEAKER_00: Like just scale it up.
1:27:13
SPEAKER_02: Well, the male went big.
1:27:14
SPEAKER_02: The mail went big.
1:27:15
SPEAKER_03: And mustard.
1:27:16
SPEAKER_03: Mustard's big.
1:27:17
SPEAKER_00: But that is true.
1:27:18
SPEAKER_00: I have got a hot dog.
1:27:19
SPEAKER_00: No, no, it is big.
1:27:20
SPEAKER_00: When you get a hot dog, when you go to like a baseball game, I went to a Yankees game and then I got I got a big mustard.
1:27:24
SPEAKER_00: Wait, that's genius.
1:27:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:27:26
SPEAKER_02: And guess what?
1:27:26
SPEAKER_02: I had the idea 10 years ago.
1:27:28
SPEAKER_02: Now these bigger, like mustards and no, they didn't around.
1:27:31
SPEAKER_00: Ketchup isn't there though.
1:27:32
SPEAKER_00: But sometimes you get a big thing.
1:27:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but this is pre-this was pre-Big Mustard, pre-Big Mayo.
1:27:36
SPEAKER_00: This was an entrepreneurial mind, then you're extremely innovative.
1:27:39
SPEAKER_00: I can tell that immediately.
1:27:41
SPEAKER_00: Thank you so much.
1:27:42
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes ketchup gets medium because you get the peel off.
1:27:45
SPEAKER_00: And then it's a little bit medium.
1:27:46
SPEAKER_00: You ever get the peel-off?
1:27:48
SPEAKER_01: It's like a little tub.
1:27:50
SPEAKER_01: Tiny little tub.
1:27:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's rare.
1:27:52
SPEAKER_01: I love a tub.
1:27:52
SPEAKER_01: That's very 90s.
1:27:54
SPEAKER_03: That's kind of like old school.
1:27:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:27:55
SPEAKER_01: That's hard to find.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_01: Okay, wait.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_01: So wait.
1:27:57
SPEAKER_01: See, I don't even do ketchup packets because like the amount.
1:28:00
SPEAKER_01: Amount of ketchup I want.
1:28:01
SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
1:28:02
SPEAKER_01: So much.
1:28:03
SPEAKER_01: Well, what if you had a big ketchup packet?
1:28:05
SPEAKER_01: So that's big as a purse.
1:28:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:28:06
SPEAKER_04: No, exactly.
1:28:07
SPEAKER_02: No, but for starters, a Ken's random, like a salad dressing pouch would be a start, you know?
1:28:11
SPEAKER_02: Because two of those, you'd be maybe having a good time.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_01: Or they get biodegraded.
1:28:15
SPEAKER_01: I don't like ketchup.
1:28:16
SPEAKER_01: I don't like ketchup either.
1:28:18
SPEAKER_00: I like mayonnaise ketchup.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_00: I like mayo.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:28:20
SPEAKER_00: I love mayo.
1:28:20
SPEAKER_00: But when I do, the times I do have ketchup because ketchup like to me to me is like Diet Coke, where I just like having fun with my friends.
1:28:27
SPEAKER_00: So if they're all ketchup, then I want to have it too.
1:28:30
SPEAKER_00: I just kind of like bully myself into liking anything that I don't because I want to get along and be agreeable.
1:28:35
SPEAKER_00: But when I do have ketchup, I have to salt it profusely.
1:28:38
SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
1:28:39
SPEAKER_00: And then I like interesting.
1:28:41
SPEAKER_00: There's a lot of sugar sweet.
1:28:42
SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say there's a lot of sugar in ketchup.
1:28:44
SPEAKER_03: To me, it's very like I just have a negative association with it because I just see my brother's like childhood face like smacking with like ketchup all over his mouth.
1:28:53
SPEAKER_02: I am always shocked that he doesn't love ketchup.
1:28:55
SPEAKER_02: Doesn't he look like the guy who would love ketchup?
1:28:57
SPEAKER_02: I know.
1:28:58
SPEAKER_01: He looks like he would love mayo to me.
1:29:00
SPEAKER_01: Really?
1:29:01
SPEAKER_00: He looks to me like he would love kind of a spicy mustard, like a horseradish mustard.
1:29:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh is that a remote?
1:29:08
SPEAKER_00: Wait, I'm like wild.
1:29:12
SPEAKER_04: You're getting relish.
1:29:14
SPEAKER_04: Don't know you're religious.
1:29:17
SPEAKER_04: Oh the roast.
1:29:19
SPEAKER_04: I love the barrel.
1:29:20
SPEAKER_04: I went the terrible.
1:29:21
SPEAKER_04: Wait a bunch.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_01: I got the barrels.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like I can't, I can't.
1:29:24
SPEAKER_01: I love that shit.
1:29:25
SPEAKER_01: I love horseradish.
1:29:26
SPEAKER_01: I love every condiment.
1:29:27
SPEAKER_01: Like I can just be drinking it like a fountain.
1:29:31
SPEAKER_01: Maybe another, it's like it's it's uh a soft drink fountain, but it's condiments.
1:29:36
SPEAKER_01: A Bartesian referred to.
1:29:37
SPEAKER_01: But I guess they do rain.
1:29:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I do.
1:29:39
SPEAKER_02: Those pumps are cunt.
1:29:45
SPEAKER_02: They've extended those awesome.
1:29:46
SPEAKER_01: But they're always out.
1:29:47
SPEAKER_01: The ketchup's always out.
1:29:48
SPEAKER_01: That's the thing about those.
1:29:50
SPEAKER_01: Mustard is always full.
1:29:52
SPEAKER_01: It's like the ketchup.
1:29:54
SPEAKER_02: They give you a biodegradable thimble that made out of paper that goes in a second.
1:29:58
SPEAKER_02: Should we pivot from Cheez-Its to condiments?
1:30:00
SPEAKER_02: Maybe that's maybe that's like.
1:30:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
1:30:02
SPEAKER_01: Well, let's should we gotta finish cheese?
1:30:04
SPEAKER_01: Well, we all I think we can all agree what's the the last one standing.
1:30:08
SPEAKER_01: Regular.
1:30:08
SPEAKER_03: Original.
1:30:08
SPEAKER_03: Original.
1:30:09
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say white cheddar, but then everyone like me and told me I love relish, so I'm gonna shut up.
1:30:14
SPEAKER_01: Well, I was the only one that said you like ketchup.
1:30:18
SPEAKER_01: I stand by you love a ketchup.
1:30:20
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:30:20
SPEAKER_03: No, come on.
1:30:21
SPEAKER_03: So why do you want white cheddar?
1:30:23
SPEAKER_03: I just think if I was between white cheddar and regular, like on a table, I would be like, ooh, white cheddar.
1:30:28
SPEAKER_03: Like I just would be more interested in it.
1:30:29
SPEAKER_03: You'd be excited.
1:30:30
SPEAKER_03: But you wouldn't buy it for yourself.
1:30:31
SPEAKER_03: I'm not gonna buy any cheeses for me too.
1:30:34
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:30:34
SPEAKER_04: But gunpointed to your head, you have to buy cheeses.
1:30:39
SPEAKER_03: Like a potato chip?
1:30:40
SPEAKER_03: I like salt and vinegar.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_03: Salt and vinegar is salt and vinegar, kettle chip.
1:30:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:30:44
SPEAKER_03: Bust.
1:30:46
SPEAKER_03: Immediate bust.
1:30:47
SPEAKER_03: You had salt and vinegar almonds the other day.
1:30:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:30:49
SPEAKER_00: I know we like the same snacks.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_01: Knack beef jerky.
1:30:52
SPEAKER_01: I lost chip pork runs.
1:30:54
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:30:55
SPEAKER_01: Well, I've only eaten that with you, but I do like it.
1:30:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:30:58
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm pretty easy.
1:30:59
SPEAKER_01: I do like everything.
1:31:00
SPEAKER_01: So talking.
1:31:00
SPEAKER_01: That's good.
1:31:00
SPEAKER_01: It's not to be the diet.
1:31:02
SPEAKER_02: Trader Joe's talkies.
1:31:03
SPEAKER_02: Salt and vinegar.
1:31:04
SPEAKER_02: Almonds really get you through.
1:31:06
SPEAKER_02: I agree.
1:31:07
SPEAKER_03: They're almost too salted and flavored.
1:31:10
SPEAKER_03: I feel like I couldn't touch them.
1:31:11
SPEAKER_01: I want the same with carbonated water.
1:31:13
SPEAKER_01: I want my mouth to be pounding.
1:31:16
SPEAKER_01: I want it to be experiencing.
1:31:18
SPEAKER_01: I do like a bubbly or something.
1:31:20
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, clean.
1:31:22
SPEAKER_01: I don't want any flavor.
1:31:23
SPEAKER_01: Clean.
1:31:24
SPEAKER_01: No, no flavor.
1:31:25
SPEAKER_01: I hate flavor.
1:31:26
SPEAKER_01: Natural seltzer all the way.
1:31:27
SPEAKER_01: And no, I want it to feel like pop rocks.
1:31:29
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:31:30
SPEAKER_01: They should make pop rocks that are like unflavored.
1:31:32
SPEAKER_01: Because I want the experience.
1:31:34
SPEAKER_02: Salty mouth.
1:31:36
SPEAKER_02: Pimbles and dirt in your mouth.
1:31:37
SPEAKER_02: And that's what it comes back to.
1:31:38
SPEAKER_02: I'm screaming I hate flavored seltzer.
1:31:39
SPEAKER_02: And then I'm like, get me a fucking passion fruit white claw.
1:31:42
SPEAKER_02: Ow.
1:31:44
SPEAKER_02: Plain all the way.
1:31:45
SPEAKER_01: There's not like a plain flavored white claw, right?
1:31:48
SPEAKER_01: Yes, there is.
1:31:48
SPEAKER_01: There is flavor.
1:31:50
SPEAKER_03: It's like white mystery, like an airhead.
1:31:52
SPEAKER_03: It's actually just carbonated water.
1:31:54
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:31:54
SPEAKER_03: That's what it tastes like.
1:31:55
SPEAKER_01: But it's alcohol.
1:31:56
SPEAKER_01: They have it for truly, but it's alcohol.
1:31:58
SPEAKER_01: Because there's like the plain soji.
1:32:00
SPEAKER_01: That is a trashy logo, truly.
1:32:01
SPEAKER_00: I gotta say.
1:32:02
SPEAKER_02: I know with the umla.
1:32:03
SPEAKER_02: It's just something about that graph design, not to be snotty, but I think it's for what?
1:32:07
SPEAKER_02: Oh, truly, truly.
1:32:08
SPEAKER_00: There's something kind of like Zima about it in a way that's a good thing.
1:32:10
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
1:32:11
SPEAKER_01: Not you saying like Umla and Zima who are coming to Hama.
1:32:16
SPEAKER_01: Umla and Zima and Vestibule are coming to Homa.
1:32:20
SPEAKER_03: Um I can concede that original cheese at Swin.
1:32:22
SPEAKER_03: That's that's fine.
1:32:23
SPEAKER_03: She's a Diva.
1:32:24
SPEAKER_03: She's a Diva.
1:32:24
SPEAKER_02: Honey said big and toasty off quick.
1:32:26
unknown: Definitely.
1:32:27
SPEAKER_01: But I would too, yeah.
1:32:29
SPEAKER_01: I said toasty first.
1:32:29
SPEAKER_01: I'm not mad at that.
1:32:30
SPEAKER_01: I've never had a big one, I'm gonna be honest.
1:32:32
SPEAKER_01: Really?
1:32:32
SPEAKER_01: It's a little vulgar.
1:32:33
SPEAKER_01: It's a lot of fun.
1:32:34
SPEAKER_01: It's kind of like a stamp.
1:32:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, a stamp.
1:32:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:32:39
SPEAKER_01: Like the size is wrong.
1:32:40
SPEAKER_00: It just is wrong.
1:32:41
SPEAKER_01: Whatever happened to licking an envelope, say cockroach eggs.
1:32:45
SPEAKER_02: What?
1:32:45
SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
1:32:46
SPEAKER_02: Wasn't that like a rumor?
1:32:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, like an urban legend.
1:32:49
SPEAKER_03: Like you like lick you get a cut on your tongue and then the eggs go inside and they like come out.
1:32:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there was like to your mouth this way.
1:32:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:32:56
SPEAKER_02: They were like, the cockroaches love the glue, we're fucked, you know.
1:33:00
SPEAKER_00: And it was like, no.
1:33:00
SPEAKER_00: I don't think it's I'd be licking.
1:33:02
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
1:33:03
SPEAKER_00: Stay licking.
1:33:04
SPEAKER_00: No, but I think that the lick is sealing whatever you're sending with a little bit of sensuality.
1:33:09
SPEAKER_00: I agree.
1:33:10
SPEAKER_00: There's you in it.
1:33:11
SPEAKER_00: I mean, a l if you're you're you're making out with it, you know.
1:33:14
SPEAKER_03: What other paper can you lick?
1:33:15
SPEAKER_02: I mean, like, um, okay, I'm back on Shark Tank with the flavored glue line.
1:33:20
SPEAKER_00: Very good.
1:33:20
SPEAKER_02: Why does it need to taste like that?
1:33:22
SPEAKER_00: Very good idea.
1:33:23
SPEAKER_00: But also, it's three different scents.
1:33:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, why not?
1:33:25
SPEAKER_00: Why?
1:33:27
SPEAKER_00: Why isn't that key line?
1:33:28
SPEAKER_02: That would be a good one.
1:33:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, the stamp should be scents, maybe.
1:33:30
SPEAKER_01: Oh, scratch and sniff.
1:33:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:33:32
SPEAKER_01: Well, stamps and stickers.
1:33:33
SPEAKER_01: So hard to buy a singular stamp.
1:33:37
SPEAKER_01: It is, you can you cannot find that.
1:33:40
SPEAKER_03: They're like, Do you want to sign up for Netflix too?
1:33:41
SPEAKER_01: It's like, no, I just want a stamp.
1:33:43
SPEAKER_01: One stamp.
1:33:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:33:45
SPEAKER_01: But I think all the envelopes have like the the tear off, so you don't even have to lick it anymore.
1:33:50
SPEAKER_01: No, like.
1:33:50
SPEAKER_01: Like I remember I was licking it.
1:33:51
SPEAKER_00: Technology has been debunked.
1:33:53
SPEAKER_01: And so I'm like, but I still lick and somebody was like, It's because they want to take sexuality out of the way.
1:33:57
SPEAKER_00: You'd be licking that.
1:33:59
SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
1:33:59
SPEAKER_00: It's like no one takes showers at the gym anymore.
1:34:02
SPEAKER_00: I'm licking everything.
1:34:03
SPEAKER_00: No one licks stamps.
1:34:04
SPEAKER_00: Lick stamps.
1:34:04
SPEAKER_01: They want us to be sexually void.
1:34:07
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:34:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:34:08
SPEAKER_01: I eunuchs.
1:34:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:34:09
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:34:10
SPEAKER_01: I like am down.
1:34:11
SPEAKER_01: I'll put anything in my mouth.
1:34:13
SPEAKER_01: I'm like all for germs and stuff.
1:34:15
SPEAKER_01: I used to be such a germophobe.
1:34:17
SPEAKER_01: Me too.
1:34:18
SPEAKER_01: And then I ate food off the ground one time for a bit.
1:34:22
SPEAKER_01: And now literally, every morning she's like dirt in a cup.
1:34:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
1:34:27
SPEAKER_01: With the worms in it.
1:34:29
SPEAKER_01: I was a germophobe.
1:34:29
SPEAKER_02: I have OCD and like my parents are crazy, kind of like OCD, but I have real like diagnosed.
1:34:34
SPEAKER_02: And I feel like New York sort of saved me in that sense.
1:34:37
SPEAKER_02: You can't really be clean in New York.
1:34:38
SPEAKER_00: You can't be clean in New York.
1:34:39
SPEAKER_00: You gotta let go, huh?
1:34:41
SPEAKER_00: You have to surrender.
1:34:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:34:42
SPEAKER_00: And ultimately, I think it like is good for your immune system.
1:34:45
SPEAKER_00: It's like if I ever had kids, I just have them laying out on the ground.
1:34:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, definitely.
1:34:49
SPEAKER_00: Here specifically, because this is filthy.
1:34:51
SPEAKER_00: That would be ideal.
1:34:52
SPEAKER_00: Yes, that would be ideal.
1:34:52
SPEAKER_00: It is good for your immune system.
1:34:53
SPEAKER_00: I'll lick this floor.
1:34:54
SPEAKER_00: Definitely.
1:34:55
SPEAKER_02: You'll get high, it'll be great.
1:34:56
unknown: Yeah.
1:34:57
SPEAKER_02: We're getting high when you're back in tour.
1:34:59
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
1:35:00
SPEAKER_01: Definitely.
1:35:01
SPEAKER_01: Definitely.
1:35:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because we need to take this uh to another realm.
1:35:05
SPEAKER_01: The 13th, the 12th.
1:35:07
SPEAKER_01: When's our show in New York?
1:35:08
SPEAKER_01: Come to our show in New York on February 12th at Come On Everybody.
1:35:12
SPEAKER_02: A little pre-Valentine's Day.
1:35:13
SPEAKER_01: And we're gonna have pre-game.
1:35:16
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna have the um darkroom latex sheet that they have at Come On Everybody Out.
1:35:21
SPEAKER_01: So you can be using the Dark Room during the comp during the stand-up.
1:35:25
SPEAKER_02: And the Hunger Game 2 sex.
1:35:27
SPEAKER_00: And there'll be the Hunger Game 2.
1:35:28
SPEAKER_00: And we'll be doing live commentary on everybody having sex in the dark room.
1:35:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, perfect.
1:35:33
SPEAKER_03: And you will be selling big packets of ketchup.
1:35:35
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:35:35
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:35:36
SPEAKER_03: You better find it.
1:35:37
SPEAKER_03: That's our merch.
1:35:38
SPEAKER_01: That's our merch.
1:35:39
SPEAKER_01: Pillow size.
1:35:39
SPEAKER_01: You heard it?
1:35:40
SPEAKER_01: Wait, honey and marley.
1:35:42
SPEAKER_01: There's something like condiment.
1:35:43
SPEAKER_01: You should be in those.
1:35:45
SPEAKER_01: Like it's like honey and mayo or something.
1:35:47
SPEAKER_01: Marinade.
1:35:48
SPEAKER_01: And marinade or like marmalade.
1:35:50
SPEAKER_01: Honey marmalade.
1:35:52
SPEAKER_04: Itchy itchy.
1:35:55
SPEAKER_04: We're going to New Orleans.
1:35:57
SPEAKER_04: Did I hear itchy itchy?
1:36:01
SPEAKER_03: Alright, well, on that note, I think the podcast is over.
1:36:05
SPEAKER_02: I have one condiment question.
1:36:08
SPEAKER_02: I could never have it end.
1:36:10
SPEAKER_02: I know.
1:36:10
SPEAKER_02: Um, wait, does uh is ketchup in barbecue sauce or is barbecue sauce and ketchup?
1:36:14
SPEAKER_02: Wait, ketchup's in barbecue sauce.
1:36:16
SPEAKER_02: I heard that.
1:36:17
SPEAKER_02: I had to I had to say it out loud.
1:36:18
SPEAKER_02: Really?
1:36:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, isn't that annoying in a weird way?
1:36:20
SPEAKER_02: It's like no ketchup and ketchup and mustard are in barbecue sauce.
1:36:25
SPEAKER_01: Vinegar.
1:36:26
SPEAKER_01: What about Worcestershire?
1:36:27
SPEAKER_01: You think of it?
1:36:29
SPEAKER_01: That is hot.
1:36:29
SPEAKER_01: That was hot.
1:36:30
SPEAKER_01: We don't know, but it's the best.
1:36:32
SPEAKER_01: I have no idea what that is.
1:36:33
SPEAKER_01: Did you use it?
1:36:34
SPEAKER_01: I don't have it, but when I went to camp, they had a secret sauce and nobody knew what it was.
1:36:40
SPEAKER_01: And then I found out from the owner's kid, and it was Worcestershire sauce.
1:36:45
SPEAKER_01: You know what's really good?
1:36:46
SPEAKER_01: Chick-fil-A sauce.
1:36:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:36:48
SPEAKER_02: And a sweet.
1:36:49
SPEAKER_01: And the Polynesian sauce.
1:36:50
SPEAKER_02: That's a kind of mystery one.
1:36:51
SPEAKER_02: It's not your typical like Thousand Islands.
1:36:54
SPEAKER_00: It's mayo ketchup, and then like tahini or something.
1:36:58
SPEAKER_00: There's something happening in there that's elevating it.
1:37:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh, tahiti.
1:37:02
SPEAKER_00: That's fucking good.
1:37:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:37:03
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:37:03
SPEAKER_00: How about hummus?
1:37:04
SPEAKER_00: Is that a sauce?
1:37:05
SPEAKER_00: It's a dip.
1:37:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh, a dip versus sauce.
1:37:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:37:09
SPEAKER_01: Dip is also.
1:37:10
SPEAKER_01: I do want to do a dip.
1:37:11
SPEAKER_02: Wait, I recently was like, reminder, hummus is bean dip.
1:37:14
SPEAKER_02: You know?
1:37:14
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
1:37:15
SPEAKER_02: In case a lot of people forget.
1:37:16
SPEAKER_02: And it's like bean and bean dip.
1:37:17
SPEAKER_02: Which topinot.
1:37:20
SPEAKER_02: Delicious.
1:37:20
SPEAKER_02: Garlic.
1:37:21
SPEAKER_02: So good.
1:37:22
SPEAKER_02: Taziki.
1:37:22
SPEAKER_02: Taziki.
1:37:23
SPEAKER_02: Tatziki.
1:37:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm on the Tatzik's for sure.
1:37:26
SPEAKER_02: I like dips.
1:37:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.
1:37:27
SPEAKER_01: You're probably just having dips.
1:37:28
SPEAKER_02: Chimichuri sauce.
1:37:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:37:30
SPEAKER_03: I'm all dips.
1:37:31
SPEAKER_03: Life is all about sauce at the end of the day.
1:37:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:37:33
SPEAKER_03: Sauces and dips.
1:37:34
SPEAKER_02: I'm horny for in my adult life, like malt vinegar on fries.
1:37:39
SPEAKER_02: Definitely.
1:37:40
SPEAKER_00: Chunky fries, thick chunky fries.
1:37:41
SPEAKER_00: Chips.
1:37:42
SPEAKER_00: Chips.
1:37:43
SPEAKER_00: Chips.
1:37:43
SPEAKER_00: You want sauce?
1:37:45
SPEAKER_02: I always want to want a mishy fry kind of like soft hand cut.
1:37:48
SPEAKER_02: I like both.
1:37:49
SPEAKER_02: Chubby.
1:37:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:37:50
SPEAKER_01: I'm afraid we're gonna be getting Chick-fil-A on tour, but like I the last time I had I haven't had it in five months.
1:37:57
SPEAKER_01: Why makes you sick?
1:37:58
SPEAKER_01: The homophobia, diarrhea.
1:38:00
SPEAKER_01: The homophobia made me have diarrhea for maybe 48 hours.
1:38:02
SPEAKER_02: No, it's just lack of.
1:38:04
SPEAKER_02: Like it used to taste better, to be honest.
1:38:05
SPEAKER_02: Because they were more hateful.
1:38:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:38:08
SPEAKER_02: And now it's like something's missing.
1:38:10
SPEAKER_01: I don't think it's woke.
1:38:11
SPEAKER_01: I think just only gay people work at Chick-fil-A.
1:38:14
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:38:14
SPEAKER_01: And it's not woke, it's just like that's like who's impossible.
1:38:17
SPEAKER_01: For the health insurance.
1:38:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh, because gay people work strictly because they want Sundays off.
1:38:21
SPEAKER_00: That way they can party.
1:38:22
SPEAKER_00: Oh, right, because it's religious.
1:38:23
SPEAKER_00: Right.
1:38:23
SPEAKER_00: I forgot.
1:38:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:38:23
SPEAKER_00: No, why are you hungover?
1:38:25
SPEAKER_02: I wanted to ask that.
1:38:26
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm hungover because yesterday I did a show and then afterwards we just got a bag.
1:38:32
SPEAKER_00: We just got a bag and drank until like 5 a.m.
1:38:35
SPEAKER_03: You got a bag of uh vino though.
1:38:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm like front.
1:38:38
SPEAKER_00: That was great.
1:38:38
SPEAKER_00: We were here slapping my bag.
1:38:41
SPEAKER_00: We got a bag.
1:38:41
SPEAKER_00: And so we were just we were dipping to the back.
1:38:43
SPEAKER_00: We were dipping in the bag.
1:38:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:38:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:38:45
SPEAKER_01: And we were just up late.
1:38:47
SPEAKER_01: It was worth it, but I slept for like three.
1:38:49
SPEAKER_01: The both of you were hungover?
1:38:50
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:38:50
SPEAKER_01: No, just me.
1:38:51
SPEAKER_01: I don't get hungover.
1:38:53
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:38:53
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
1:38:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, you're 28.
1:38:55
SPEAKER_01: I don't really drink.
1:38:56
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, I don't drink.
1:38:57
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:38:57
SPEAKER_01: I don't really drink either.
1:38:58
SPEAKER_01: That's why it was a little bit, yeah.
1:39:00
SPEAKER_01: If I have like a if I have like a half a glass of wine, like I'll get hung over the night of if I drink.
1:39:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's it.
1:39:07
SPEAKER_01: Like I'm like, I metabolize it so fast, and then I'm like, I'm nauseous and want to go home.
1:39:11
SPEAKER_01: So then I'm just gonna do a little bit of every other drug that I could possibly do, or anybody, you know.
1:39:17
SPEAKER_01: We'll give you.
1:39:18
SPEAKER_01: Will give me.
1:39:19
SPEAKER_01: See, that's like I need to be protected on tour.
1:39:21
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:39:21
SPEAKER_01: I know I need like a drug blog.
1:39:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:39:24
SPEAKER_01: Vlog.
1:39:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we'll do a blog.
1:39:25
SPEAKER_01: Keep it vlog.
1:39:26
SPEAKER_01: So analog.
1:39:27
SPEAKER_01: We'll definitely vlog.
1:39:28
SPEAKER_01: This is, I just wanted to say when I went on a road trip to Tennessee, like every place that I stopped into, like every Dunkin' Donuts, the gayest person was working in.
1:39:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I love that.
1:39:39
SPEAKER_01: And that's the thing is like no matter where you are, like we were we're going to be like, especially like service workers and Dunkin' Donuts, like in Chick-fil-A, we will be surrounded by community.
1:39:50
SPEAKER_01: By community.
1:39:51
SPEAKER_00: Protected by angels, and we'll be inviting them all to our show.
1:39:54
SPEAKER_03: I swear that's the Dunkin' Donuts uh cashier that I I went to the drive-through today, and he was like held my hand and I gave him my card.
1:40:02
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, It was a meat cue.
1:40:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's the guy with the painted nails.
1:40:08
SPEAKER_03: Have you had him?
1:40:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:40:10
SPEAKER_01: He gave you a little stroke.
1:40:11
SPEAKER_03: He was just like very gentle and like he went.
1:40:14
SPEAKER_03: He's like, hey, you got a little something, and he was like, he went down on me and I was like, this is community.
1:40:20
SPEAKER_03: Through the window.
1:40:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm like behind you dropping.
1:40:22
SPEAKER_01: You're like, see, just like in a minute.
1:40:24
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, we're kidding.
1:40:25
SPEAKER_02: Can't you tell?
1:40:26
SPEAKER_02: You're like, oh, sorry.
1:40:27
SPEAKER_02: He's like, let me see your French crawler.
1:40:29
SPEAKER_01: Sucked in a drive-thru.
1:40:30
SPEAKER_01: You have to go through your driver's side window.
1:40:32
SPEAKER_01: Would you have to go up and both or have they have to go down?
1:40:36
SPEAKER_01: You gotta go in.
1:40:37
SPEAKER_01: Both, you gotta meet each other.
1:40:40
SPEAKER_01: They're on a shift, they're not leaving.
1:40:42
SPEAKER_01: You have your coworker hold your feet while he just while he you were being descended into somebody's car.
1:40:47
SPEAKER_01: That's what you would do for your cute.
1:40:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:40:50
SPEAKER_01: Everybody has to do that to us on Twitter.
1:40:52
SPEAKER_01: Do you have coworkers that you would do that for?
1:40:54
SPEAKER_01: Definitely.
1:40:54
SPEAKER_01: I guess us.
1:40:58
SPEAKER_04: We're gonna be doing a Chick-fil-A.
1:41:00
SPEAKER_04: So cute.
1:41:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:41:01
SPEAKER_03: A coworker you'd give a blowjob keg stand to or for.
1:41:05
SPEAKER_03: Bring that to Shark Tank.
1:41:06
SPEAKER_02: Well, thank you for so far.
1:41:08
SPEAKER_02: Thank you so much for having me.
1:41:09
SPEAKER_02: Thank you so much to the both of you for coming on.
1:41:11
SPEAKER_02: Yes, thank you so much.
1:41:12
SPEAKER_02: We're so excited for your tour.
1:41:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:41:13
SPEAKER_02: We're living vicariously through you.
1:41:14
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:41:15
SPEAKER_02: At least for the fast food.
1:41:17
SPEAKER_03: And the drugs.
1:41:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:41:18
SPEAKER_03: And the drugs.
1:41:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you you um plugged the uh tour, but you want to plug anything else?
1:41:23
SPEAKER_03: Handles, uh, social media, where can people find you?
1:41:26
SPEAKER_03: 16 handles, whatever.
1:41:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:41:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm Marley is Marley on the Instagram, and that's what you're gonna do with me.
1:41:34
SPEAKER_01: Mine's just my name.
1:41:35
SPEAKER_01: It's Honey Pluton on Instagram or TikTok.
1:41:38
SPEAKER_01: Or both.
1:41:39
SPEAKER_01: You want to know what's fucked up because my account got deleted.
1:41:42
SPEAKER_01: I've got my accounts have gone deleted so many times.
1:41:44
SPEAKER_01: I can't do my full name.
1:41:46
SPEAKER_01: Because it's deleted, like I can't do my name.
1:41:48
SPEAKER_01: Because it's like connected to a deleted account.
1:41:50
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:41:51
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, finally, like I had I was like, okay, I'm just annoying.
1:41:54
SPEAKER_01: Because usually my accounts were like Marley fisting, like eat my ass, farty poopy.
1:41:58
SPEAKER_01: Well, what's the one?
1:41:59
SPEAKER_01: And then I was like, let me just do be Farty poopy.
1:42:03
SPEAKER_01: And now I can't even do that.
1:42:04
SPEAKER_01: Now it has to be like Marley Femgirl.
1:42:06
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:42:07
SPEAKER_01: Marley Femcel.
1:42:08
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:42:09
SPEAKER_01: That one would take it.
1:42:10
SPEAKER_01: Femcel, I love that.
1:42:11
SPEAKER_01: Marley Femcel, mayo, mayo hoffer.
1:42:15
SPEAKER_01: Mayo hoffer.
1:42:16
SPEAKER_01: Marley armpit relish.
1:42:17
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:42:18
SPEAKER_01: One.
1:42:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
1:42:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because that's taken.
1:42:20
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:42:21
SPEAKER_04: Okay, all right.
1:42:22
SPEAKER_04: Thank you all for you so much.
1:42:24
SPEAKER_04: Thank y'all for coming.
1:42:25
SPEAKER_04: Anytime.
1:42:26
SPEAKER_02: I just know you're gonna change on the road for the better.
1:42:29
SPEAKER_02: For good.
1:42:30
SPEAKER_03: And as you like that sliff, we'll say see you next Tuesday.
1:42:33
SPEAKER_03: Like and subscribe, follow and watch, and uh love ya, love ya.
1:42:37
SPEAKER_00: Bye.
1:42:38
SPEAKER_00: Bye.
1:42:40
SPEAKER_03: And love ya, love you.
1:42:42
SPEAKER_03: TM.
1:42:43
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I don't know why I did that.
1:42:45
SPEAKER_03: I am so off today.
1:42:46
SPEAKER_03: Like, it's not funny.
1:42:47
SPEAKER_04: No, we're all like so a little bit.
1:42:49
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you all are slaves.
1:42:50
SPEAKER_02: I woke up singing Christmas music, but it was like, oh yeah.
1:42:53
SPEAKER_02: What was it?
1:42:54
SPEAKER_02: Wait.
1:42:55
SPEAKER_03: I really can't stay.
1:42:56
SPEAKER_03: I have diarrhea.
1:42:58
SPEAKER_02: Like she just she can't stay because she has to shit.
1:43:01
SPEAKER_02: She's like, I really don't stand a chance.
1:43:04
unknown: My toilet don't stand.
1:43:05
SPEAKER_02: There's Dookie coming out of my pants.