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A MEDICAL MYSTERY, WALKING IN A CEMETARY AT NIGHT AND A SEXY PARTY · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me a Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Master
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Matthews and Eddie Bolin. Hi.
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How y'all doing? Let's talk about the party.
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We just had the big party. We had, gosh, the burlesque show
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and we had the fire show. That was crazy.
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It was. We had a great band.
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Everything was so much fun. Yeah, a lot of food, a lot of
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people. So Matt, tell me, what was your
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favorite part? My favorite part is checking in
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people. I love the meet and greet of
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checking in people. I know it's weird, but I just
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love it. I love, you know, talking to
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everybody that comes through the door.
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But the fire show was really good.
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The blush show was amazing. Madame Liv, wow, she nailed it.
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It was a lot of fun. Good party.
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Yeah, Barbie and Jade they were. Oh my God.
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Everybody was just beautiful. They were on.
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They were all on. I'm like, you could set me on
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fire, Barbie. Go ahead, douse me and gasoline
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and spit on me. You.
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Know when we do a show, we know when you come on the show, she's
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always saying how she wants some woman to beat the fuck out of
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her abuser. Now she's saying just light me
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on Firebird, go ahead, light me. On.
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What about you, Evie? What's your?
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Favorite part of her? So the fire show was amazing.
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Like that was really cool. I didn't get to watch because
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like all these people are so much taller than me and they
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squeezed in so I'm like, I couldn't even see the burlesque
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show, so I had to go and, you know, run around.
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But I loved Madame Libs demonstration with the sounding.
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She's like excellent at it. Like I'm like so much education,
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so professional. Also just herself.
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She was funny, made me laugh. It's always fun, it really is.
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We've done a lot of different sounding and she loves doing it.
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It's great. It's funny shit.
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We laugh still because we talk about Justin having two urethra
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hole. Oh.
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My God, the beautiful. And the day the day we went down
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and to do that lives like what the fuck?
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Why you got two holes? Like what's wrong with?
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You. Yeah, and she said he didn't
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even realize he had them. No, my God.
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Said I got two of them down there.
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And she's like, don't you like spurt sideways when you pee?
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He's like sometimes, but I didn't know.
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Why? Well, now you.
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Know now you know. See, go to a dominatrix and then
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you'll get medical mysteries solved.
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Medical mysteries. I love that.
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Matt, what were some of the things that you saw at the
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party? Did you see any tent action?
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I did. I seen a couple people in the
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tents, both tents they were, they were hopping at times
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there. There was some good scenes going
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on. There were some threesomes
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there's. I missed some threesomes, but I
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tell you, what was really funny is that cute little Asian girl,
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I said to her. I said, OK, how many guys you
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fuck? She's like, honestly, I just
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sucked a bunch of Dicks tonight. Oh my.
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God, do you know that there was there was these two younger
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kids? They were two younger boys.
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They were probably 21. Yeah. 2122 the Mexican guys,
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yes. And he got a blowjob from Perth.
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Yeah, yeah, I. Said Was that your first one,
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buddy? And he's like, no, no, no, I
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I've had him before. I think it was his first one,
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yeah. He was seeing stars.
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Yeah, he was in cloud 9. He's living it up.
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You know, I tried to call him. Yes, I know.
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I said, hey, I said I didn't. I didn't see your ID.
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You don't look old enough to be in here.
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He's like, really? Yeah, it was funny.
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Yeah, they were funny. I went to go grab Mia because it
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was me and Bree and we were I'm like this guy looks super young.
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So I went and grabbed Mia and like the first thing Mia says.
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So you look 12. That's what I thought him to
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when I bumped into the whole because I thought he might have
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snuck in or something. So let me let me check his ID.
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Right. And then his friend was in the
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dungeon and Madam Liv was showing doing the riding
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demonstration, and he was just loving every minute of it.
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Well, then after that, he was over there looking at the
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cabinet with all the boobs in it.
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She put the biggest set of boobs on him that, you know, I mean,
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these things were massive. I.
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Missed. It big old ball and he is just
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loving and minute of it, well then she's like, oh wait a
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minute, we're going to put a wig on you.
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And he's like, Oh my God. And he just melted into it and
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I'm like, he's coming back for a session.
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Oh fuck yeah. Yeah, he is going to come back
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for a session. But what was funny was one of
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the other girls that were there, she has like, these massive,
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massive boobs and all, you know, and they're very beautiful
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boobs. And he's sitting there going,
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oh, man, these things are so heavy and so big.
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And I said, hey, boy, look at these things over here.
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And he's like, never mind. And she's like, yeah, you need
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to hush your mouth. My back.
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Hurts. Yeah, My, you know, that's she's
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always there. Her back's gonna hurt all the
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time. Yeah, What about you, Evie?
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What did you see? So I saw this beautiful black
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girl, just this guy. He was just like, and you can't
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see what I'm doing, but I'm doing kind of like a wheel, like
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a helicopter motion with the floggers on her ass, like doing
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impact play in the dungeon. And I'm like.
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Was he in the Mad Hatter? I think so.
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OK. He's a master flogger.
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Really. I didn't.
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Know it was cool because when he he had this long trench coat on
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and when he would pull the trench coat back it looked like
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fucking Batman and always like tattoo bills and shit.
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Because he had like. He had like four or five like
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floggers hooked to it but only had one handle and the handle
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actually has a like a spindle on the end so all he has to do is
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swing his wrist. But the flogger done the
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majority of the worm. My gosh, it was cool.
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How neat is that? Yeah, that is Sony.
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Yeah, it was hot. I saw that.
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And then there was this girl in the tent back over here.
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She was getting impact play for like an hour and a half.
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And I'm like, hot damn big ass, though.
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I'm like, I didn't want to go over there to be rude because I
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was like, that's just me being aware.
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Any of them look away for politeness.
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I seen, I seen her. She was in there for a minute.
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She was in. There for a while.
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It's hot. There's a lot of stuff I saw,
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and I saw a couple just like hands down the pants, you know,
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simple stuff like that. Hands down the pants.
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Hands down the pants. She's not full on doing it yet,
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but you know they're fondling. But other reasons?
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Well, like I said, the one chick, she's out by my door
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apparently giving blowjobs. Yep, that's where I ran into the
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the the young one. And me not having a Dick, damn
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it, I. Know.
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Like give me a let me get a strap on real.
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Quick, she probably would have gone down on you, you know that,
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right? Don't tell me that.
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I'm telling, you're telling. Me that after the fact.
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God damn it. Yeah, she would have.
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They're a fun couple. Is, I think, OK?
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Are we not? We, we can't say their names,
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right? Oh.
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They're swing dancers. Swing.
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Dancers. Yeah, OK, yeah, I saw their
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little post and I'm like, girls have played.
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It yes, yeah, you honestly they are in Panama City, but they're
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happy to to meet up with, you know, local gangsters.
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Sweet, yeah. Fun times.
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They're flexible, they're flex, they're both bisexual, they're
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both just really fun fun people. Wow, that's interesting too.
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I saw this one couple and they were fucking weird.
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Aren't we all? They were hanging out by the
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pool with our friend Mike, and he never was the podcast.
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He don't care. Nobody knows what I'm talking
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about. But just calling the mic, you
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know, and they were out by the pool and he was totally trying
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to get with them. Totally.
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And I just, you know, what I don't get is this couple that
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comes to the parties, they obviously pay to get in, they
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bring their alcohol, they're coming, They're really not
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mingling with people. And there's plenty of people
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that they could talk to, they could get around whatever, but
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they're not doing anything. Instead, they just sit there and
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drink and talk to each other and fondle each other and that's it.
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And then go home. I was like, and then they leave.
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They're like, we had a great time.
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I was like, did you? What the fuck did?
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You do? Yeah, I just.
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Don't get it. I don't get it.
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Well, see, we had, we had some friends of ours come that has
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never been to anything like this.
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And they had a good time just because they've never been to
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nothing like it. But they were in and out of the
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tents. Miss Griswold was actually
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showing them around and absolutely.
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And they loved it. I mean, it was, it was great.
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Something I get people, you know, first timers come in and
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not, you know, really getting into it, but you know, if you've
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been a couple times, do something, do something.
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Unless you shouldn't watch yeah I mean, but go watch go actually
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like I'll watch with you right we'll.
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Watch Together. Watch we get all fans.
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That's fun. That's.
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Fun. Speaking of Mike, since he does
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the podcast, it's OK, so he came.
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Most we're talking about he. Came up to me.
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He knows I'm gay because of me. He's like, so Evie, he won't get
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an action over there. I'm like, you're walking up the
9:41
wrong tree. Go ahead.
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I mean, I appreciate. I told you in the dungeon, I was
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like, you know what? You can't win the lottery if you
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don't play. Yeah.
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So he's trying. Yeah, he's appreciate the.
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Audience. He threw it out there, that's
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all the matter. Yeah, that was fun.
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I did have to leave early though, so I missed a.
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Lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did.
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And I'm sorry about that. That's OK.
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But I will say, Mike is such a nice guy.
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Oh yeah, he's super respectful. Yes, you, you're, but he shot
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his shot. He shot his shot.
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He. Missed, but you know you miss
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every shot you don't take. Exactly.
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Oh goodness, it was fun. It was fun.
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It was really fun, but the parts I saw it was great.
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I had fun. It was a little cold.
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Yeah, it was cold. What is this Florida weather I
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don't understand? It I was going to say it, it got
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pretty chilly by the end of the night.
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Yeah, 100%. But it was fun.
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Kept everybody out of the pool. I think couple people got in,
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yeah. People got in.
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Yes, that's. Crazy.
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I know, I know. Yes, one couple got in.
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I think one of their friends got in with them.
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Yeah. Yeah, they just dove in, swam up
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the shallow and got the fuck out.
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So crazy. You know, I go to see my
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chiropractor pretty regularly. And, you know, he really is a
10:55
Kingster in so many ways. But it's the funniest shit
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because he's like, so he had one of those freaky parties again,
11:00
huh? And I was like, yeah, yeah, you
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know. And I said, you know, if you
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weren't married, I know you'd be coming to these parties.
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He's like, yeah, probably. But he asked me what happened
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and this and that, and he's like, so how wild was it?
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It got pretty wild. We really did.
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It. Was a great.
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Time. But you know, we had, that was
11:21
the night of the time change, you know, daylight savings, and
11:25
we ended up getting an extra hour.
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So as people were leaving at 132 o'clock, they were technically
11:31
leaving at 233 o'clock. You know, they got in their
11:36
extra hour, but I kind of wrap things up because our neighbor
11:40
behind us who has those fucking donkeys all of a sudden out of
11:45
the blue, you know, Brie and I are sitting there.
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We're sitting around a couple good friends of ours.
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My one friend, Tammy, Oh God, she's awesome.
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I love Tammy, but she comes over and we're all sitting there
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hanging out. Next thing you know I hear what
12:01
is it the it's the air thing, the air horns.
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Thank you and it go and it he did it like 10 times like
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consistently boom boom boom, you know it's.
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Not like you have these parties every week.
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No. It wasn't that loud.
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No, we kept the band inside and you could even hear the band
12:21
outside and they were fucking loud.
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But you know, even the music, I had turned it down.
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But I've tried to tell people, look, This is why.
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It's one of the reasons, you know, that I need to have the
12:35
party elsewhere. Yeah, because your neighbors are
12:37
going to hate you. My neighbors are really going to
12:39
hate me. And I mean, I want to live here
12:40
forever. Yeah, but if I get my Spotify
12:44
deal, I'm buying this motherfucker's house and we're
12:47
going to turn it into a big sex party house.
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Hell yeah. So.
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And we get to keep the donkeys because he told me he's selling
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the house and whoever gets the donkeys, you know, gets that.
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Scary, but okay. Why not?
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I said. I wouldn't do like a barnyard
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special where I have these ponies.
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We do pony play. Oh my God.
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They could act like the fucking donkeys, you know, eat with them
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in the trowel, You know, circle the pond.
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You're right. Make them.
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Trot. It'd be awesome.
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Exactly, Yeah. Speaking of chiropractors, yeah,
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story from Madam Live. She tells me today or yesterday.
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Yesterday, she tells me she had to go to the new chiropractor.
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She's not meeting him. OK.
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She's like, yeah, She's like, he's kind of attractive and he
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just manhandled me and put me in these weird positions and looked
13:36
in my leg here and put it there. I said I bet you would just all
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kind of just horny. Yeah, yeah, she said.
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Are you still meeting me for lunch?
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And that's code word for let's have sex on our lunch break.
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I love that. I love that.
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But I was like, you know, bless your heart.
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I'm so glad that you know you could tell me stuff like this.
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Yes, yes, you know, there's something about that sub brain
14:04
and you know, you could probably relate to this every because
14:07
every time we start talking about this Evie, you're like,
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yes, she can spit on me and burn me up.
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But there's something about that sub brain where if somebody is
14:18
getting rough with them in that type of way.
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So it's like, Brie, I took her to the dentist because she hates
14:24
to go to the dentist, but it's this cute little Asian woman
14:27
with little tiny hands and she's like, God, I said, you know,
14:31
it'd make you feel better if it was a man getting all rough with
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you and be like, yeah, let me open up your fucking mouth, you
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know, you fucking slut. You love that shit.
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Now my chiropractor said I cannot wear PVC pants after I do
14:45
a session and go to see him because he's like oh you're
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wearing those spankle pants? I'm like don't even think about
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it. What does he do?
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Smack my ass while I'm laying face down on the table.
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I need to get that chiropractor's number.
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Yes, I will give it to you. You can smack my ass on me in my
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eye. He would like to, especially in
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those pants. Is he hot?
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He's. Yeah, he's very attractive.
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Like you're hot or like, I mean, I don't really date men, OK?
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Yeah, well, I say I don't know what you would find attractive
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with men. Is it the one that?
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We've always gone to. I've gone to for 30 years.
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OK and show. You a picture?
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Is he hot? OK.
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Yeah, see, he's good. He's a good looking older man.
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He's probably like 5455. Now too old for me.
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Oh. Yeah, but he doesn't look it and
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he's got a nice body. OK, yeah, I'll show you a
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picture. I don't know what you can
15:31
compare and like a celebrity goes, but you know.
15:34
Mix Steamy off of Grey's Anatomy.
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Okay, say I haven't watched Grey's Anatomy, but you would
15:41
probably know more so than I. Mix Steamy Mark Sloan.
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Watch Grey's Anatomy. Never mind then.
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I know Mark Sloan. Yeah.
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I get that vibe. I get that vibe.
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Yeah. You'd like it.
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You go check him out, guys. I'm just.
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Horny. I'm ovulating.
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Oh. My God This is why we need to
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film this shit right here. Evie's like grabbing at her
16:11
collar, acting like a Mad Dog. Mad Dog, 2020.
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Here you go. Would you like a beer?
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Calm your ass down here. I just need to go take a sip in
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the pool. I got the vapors.
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That shit's cold. I promise you it's cold.
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Good God, I bet it's freezing. Oh yeah, it's probably every bit
16:32
of 60°. Pool's always cold though.
16:34
You're frozen, never lost. This summer, when did you have
16:36
that first party I went to? That was in June, right?
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Yeah, it was still. Cold, but it was still you.
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Baby. Yeah, it's it's still chilly.
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It's never. Yeah, it's like, it's like
16:46
sitting on an Arctic like Circle I.
16:49
Thought it was. Nice.
16:50
No, it's always fucking cold. And and the nice it's like.
16:54
It's I've it's ever been, I've ever seen it has been like 75.
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That's not bad, no. It's still fucking cold though.
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Sure, it's hot as fuck. Yeah, they like, like, so at the
17:08
pool at the apartment, it's nice, you know, And it's so big
17:12
that it don't get hot, hot. But then you go out to our lake
17:16
and that water can be like bathwater.
17:19
You know it's. 8 1/2 acre lake, but it's still, it's like
17:23
bathwater really. Now.
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You when you find the cold springs, it's reason I'm not
17:29
that, but it's like a 5 foot area, you know, 'cause the, you
17:33
know, it's got like 6 or 7 cold swings that come up, but that
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pool right there with all the shading and all that.
17:39
He is cute. Wow, he's gotten old.
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Yeah. God always.
17:44
Doing good. But you know that pool right
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there? That thing's always cold.
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But I. Like it.
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I was sweating in my session tonight.
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I'm like sitting there. I'm like, I'm sorry.
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I'm like. Sorry.
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Like just like just guys, don't look at me right now.
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My hair is a mess, I'm sweaty, I'm always hot.
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I'm just, I'm in a mood. Yes, you're all the ladies.
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You. Know the little.
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We'll go with that, yeah. It's the full moon, like I'm a
18:15
lichen throat, and you'll find a victim.
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I tell you, the moon is crazy. Oh, it fucks with me.
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We were coming out of the woods and I mean, it was like just
18:24
daylight. It's so bright.
18:26
I walk. So I walk by Saint John
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Cemetery. It's that old Confederate
18:30
cemetery. I walk my dog there and Oh my
18:33
God, no better cut that out. I'm gonna get murdered.
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I walk my dog. In a cemetery.
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And I by myself. Yes.
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And she saw a. Ghost a couple of months ago.
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I we don't talk about that. It's not my business what the
18:48
dead be doing. She saw it.
18:52
I we're ignoring it. OK, but I was walking last night
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and the moon is super bright and I'm like, it's so beautiful
19:00
here. And yeah.
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She's got balls of steel, you know, I bet, I bet with all your
19:07
long mane of hair, you probably go out in that cemetery.
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I start out. I might, I know, see the trick
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is to like walk around as a woman at night is you have to
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look fucking crazy. So I'm like, I'm a fucking crazy
19:26
looking bitch. Like I keep my hair crazy like
19:29
this. Like they're like, that's a
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witch. Yeah, like I'm getting.
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Worse her alone I'll. Fuck you up or fuck you, I don't
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know which. We're gonna.
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Fuck you. Out together we'll figure it out
19:39
we'll figure it out together we're.
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Gonna figure it out together. Maybe wears a strap on under her
19:43
clothing. Oh my God I should start packing
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heat. You should.
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Yeah, packing heat as. An.
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What are they gonna do? Be like you're gonna fight me.
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You're gonna bite me and fuck me what we doing and.
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You'll be like bend over. They don't get spit.
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They're coming after me. We're not getting spit.
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That's a luxury. Oh my God.
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The Psychic You had a psychic card.
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We had a tarot card. We.
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Had a tarot card. Yes, it was something.
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Else was there someone else? Was just a tarot card reader.
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I just remember there being something else.
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Yeah, I got. Terrible vendors, yeah.
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Yeah. They fucking rock, but they're
20:35
the leather, the Leatherman and his wife, and they did all that
20:39
beautiful work. Did you did you look at
20:42
anything? Oh yeah, the cuff.
20:44
The new cuff system, it was awesome.
20:47
It's just a ring and then a band.
20:50
But when you fish the band up now the band has a hook at the
20:52
end, but you don't have to. Like no glasses?
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It just. Cinches so tight, but then it
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kind of latches to itself and as long as it's got a little bit of
21:05
tension, it's never coming off and like you can't get it off.
21:08
Yeah, it's awesome. That's hot, yeah.
21:13
That's great. So what did the tarot card
21:17
really tell you? So I forgot the cards I got.
21:21
I got the high presets. Don't know what that means.
21:24
Got the moon, don't know what that means.
21:27
Got the hangman, don't know what that means.
21:30
She told me what it means but I'm like I I think I was just
21:32
kind of giving off like 0 vibes because I'm like I don't know
21:34
what's going on and I also can't hear you but she was very sweet.
21:41
And a lot of times when you get those cards, it depends on which
21:45
way they're facing. And I didn't see, I wasn't.
21:47
Yeah, if they're, you know, they're upside down or just.
21:51
Trying to avoid. Oh, OK.
21:53
Yeah, there's no one in here. Help me mine mine.
21:56
Were pretty accurate of what I've got going on.
21:59
I don't know what I got. They're all deaf.
22:01
Like everything was deaf. But it was like new beginning.
22:05
And you did you get the tower? I know that that was a bad.
22:07
One no. I got like a some guy on a rope
22:14
being hung up. I got.
22:15
That guy too. The Hangman.
22:17
Hangman, but like. She told me it means like
22:19
stagnation or like pause. I got that one.
22:24
And then I got the moon, which she said is like secrets and
22:26
intuition, and then the high priestess.
22:29
See, all of a sudden you just remembered all that.
22:31
Yeah, well, 'cause see, I've got horny brains, so I have to flip
22:34
the switch. My brain doesn't work like that.
22:39
I gotta press buttons. Any hot lesbians out there wants
22:42
to fuck you, please bring that out there.
22:44
Please please. She has horny brains.
22:49
For the next two to three business days, so call me.
22:53
Well, yeah, Well, I know someone else got the tarot card reading
22:58
and they said it was extremely accurate.
23:00
Liv, same thing. Yeah, she loved it.
23:03
I mean, everybody was like boom, boom, boom.
23:06
She. She wasn't done with hers.
23:08
She's like, I already know what that means.
23:10
You better hurry up. Hurry up.
23:12
Talking about. Did you get your cards read?
23:14
Why not? I didn't I you know, there was
23:17
so much going on and I'm always scared that somebody's going to
23:20
come and hurt themselves like they're going to fall, they're
23:22
going to trip and you know what happened?
23:25
Someone walks over on top of the pool filter cover and they.
23:30
Push through. Yeah, and stood there and it
23:34
cracked and they cut their toe. So shit happens and I just got
23:38
to be on duty all the time. As I say, I put a part over the
23:44
top of it. Yeah, that was that was the only
23:46
thing. I could find.
23:47
That was great. You would think people would
23:48
know not to. Well, a lot of people don't have
23:51
a pool and it's it's dark. You know, right?
23:54
Right. Are they?
23:54
OK. It was only lit up so much on
23:56
that. Side too bad wasn't.
23:58
It it split the whole thing. But I about her toe, I don't
24:01
think the toe was so bad, OK, because she was walking on it.
24:04
She she saved it. And yeah, I don't think it was
24:06
anything crazy. It's good.
24:08
She's an awesome girl. Her boyfriend was like, why are
24:10
you putting your heels back on? He's like, that's not going to
24:15
feel good. She's.
24:15
Like you're right, it doesn't feel good.
24:19
But yeah, there was a couple people that I noticed they
24:22
wanted to have some alone times. I did give them my key to my
24:26
office and I was like, just get a towel out of the bathroom.
24:29
Please don't get any of your bodily fluids on my furniture.
24:32
Wipe it up. But they were all cool about it.
24:35
Yeah. But yeah, a lot of great people,
24:38
a lot of great times there was this.
24:40
Couple I saw them last at the last party and I like have been
24:45
trying to get on their bones. I like didn't have time, but I'm
24:48
going to get you respectfully. Actually, I was.
24:52
Going to say I got a picture of them for you so.
24:56
That's right on, Danny. That was fun.
24:58
See. Yeah, they're a cool couple.
25:00
They're so cool, super funny. But outside of that, anything
25:05
else? No.
25:06
Oh. My God damn.
25:08
Let me show you. Yeah.
25:11
Super nice couple great people. It looked really sexy, but it's
25:17
been fun. Yeah.
25:19
Yeah. Oh, I will tell you.
25:21
There's this guy, totally not party topic.
25:24
His name is Peter. And Peter thinks that I I
25:27
automatically thought about what you've always told me.
25:30
You're just like, am I? What are you telling me you're
25:33
like? Are you a?
25:34
Fetish. Creator Are you A where I'm
25:37
basically doing something for somebody all the fucking time?
25:40
A. Kink dispenser kink.
25:41
Dispenser, thank you. There's this guy.
25:45
He listens to the podcast. There's two people actually who
25:48
really fucking annoyed me this week.
25:49
This one guy, Nathan, he keeps leaving comments.
25:52
Mr. Smea, will you please go on Discord?
25:54
Please go on Discord and talk to me.
25:56
Why haven't you accepted my friend request?
25:58
I don't get on Discord all the time.
25:59
Yeah, I'm not 15, right? Yeah, I don't do that, you know.
26:05
But anyway, I accepted his friend request and I go on there
26:09
and then he's like, yeah, I had to delete you as a friend.
26:12
But would you, would you accept my friend request again?
26:15
I'm like bitch. And then this guy Pete Peter
26:18
keeps messaging me. Mistress Mia, what kind of
26:22
panties do you want me to wear? Some mother fuckers.
26:26
If you want me to comment or respond to you, start paying me
26:29
money. Just send me cash App money
26:32
dollar sign Mistress Mia's dungeon because I'm getting sick
26:35
of people trying to use me as their fucking kink dispenser.
26:40
Yeah, you're a whole ass person, yes.
26:42
You don't. You don't.
26:43
Approach correctly. No, and they think I have all
26:47
this time on my hands. Oh, here.
26:48
Yeah, let me get on Discord right now because I'm 15.
26:51
Shut the fuck up. Anyway, that's it Out.
26:55
I love it. I know.
26:57
Fucking. Guys, I know.
26:59
Pay tribute. I know.
27:00
Pay a tribute, do something, give me something for my time.
27:04
Give you something, you give them something.
27:06
Exactly. Exactly.
27:08
You're a professional. Yeah, I like to think so.
27:11
Well. I think you are.
27:12
You're pretty professional and stuff.
27:14
I try to be proficient in what I do, but anyway, but guys, thanks
27:20
for coming on. Let's talk about it.
27:21
We'll talk some more. We'll do another show very soon.
27:24
Yes All right, 190 countries. Come on Spotify, give us a deal.
27:30
All right, all right. So let's say this in complete
27:33
togetherness right here. Until then, this has been the
27:36
latest episode of. Calming Mistress.