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#396 We Don't BEACH MODE BLOCKS the Same with Beach Mode Blocks · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up? And welcome back to another episode here that we don't smoke the
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  same podcast. Thank you so much, everybody who had been patiently waiting.
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  I'm coming to you from a dapt out mind over here. Feel pretty good.
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  I've been putting in some work over here and been catching up on a
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  lot of hash. Joining me is my co host who happens to leave every
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  weekend these days, toxic XG. What's going on? Dog? You make
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  me laugh? You just said I was putting some work. Going through this
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  has like that, like that's your job. Like it sounds like you were
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  sending up like shipments or like actually putting work, because I thought you were
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  going to say it was out here putting in the orders. I mean I
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  technically was. While I was doing this and taking dabs, I was uploading
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  new merch to my website and all these Adidas jackets, which shout out to
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  two out of the five vintage Adidas jackets sold. So go check those new
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  ones out. If you want some custom high and Hungry gear very much like
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  the custom hat that I'm wearing, just authentic new era with my splash on
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  it. You can go ahead and check out the website to favorites Byzone dot
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  Com the other copy your shit? What happened for copping your shit? I
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  went to Lids today, I got this, I got the two Angels they
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  do it. It's just there's a lot of your ship whereas I copied that
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  from them, Oh yeah yeah, but it's just there's a lot of shit
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  that looks just like that hat. Oh yeah, I know because I was
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  on I went under on their page and I was like, hey, stop
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  hiring foods that look like Ken floors and hire somebody who knows how to talk
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  in front of the camera because they have like a group of like a black
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  Ken floors a brown kN floor. Is no disrespect to the homie Ken,
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  but like you just kind of look like all these foods that do it like
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  up there, but like it's just he's like a very fat food. He
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  has the hats and everything. Like like I'm just like, hey, bro,
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  like, can you guys get somebody who you know what I mean,
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  like has a little bit of personality to him and just doesn't geek out about
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  the hats because you got to be able to sell it and not just be
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  like, yeah, this is fucking nineteen. Something really is with these colors
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  and this I just I don't know. I can't do it, bro.
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  But then again, I just expect more, you know what I mean?
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  Sorry, they're just dude, can Sorry, I just expect more develid a
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  shit head to work at lids. Really, that's probably I'm a size eight,
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  bro. It's like like shape And I was about to say, he's
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  on you getting mad at the people that Liz that know don't know their hats
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  is like people are getting mad at people at home deeple that don't know,
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  Like dude, they're just they're just trying to get it. Anybody who's who's
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  trying to get a job. If you did it drive home depot within the
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  truck, I don't expect you to know ship. You know what I mean?
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  If you drove in here in a truck and you come in me with
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  some stupid questions, I got the right to get mad, bro, because
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  what the fuck are you pulling up in a tundraw or a raptor for?
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  You know what I mean? Like, get the fuck out of here,
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  bro, Like if you don't know how to install toilet with YouTube out there,
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  get the fuck out, bro. Like that was one of these guys,
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  but without further Ado, Let's welcome our guest, the one and only
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  Beach Mode Blocks. What's your first name? Brother, Ryan, Ryan,
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  Welcome to the We Don't Smoke the Same podcast? Bro. Shit you guys
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  much, Thank you man. Originally and also running the boards is the one
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  and only Ray. What's going on? Ray? What's good evening now?
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  Ryan? Right? Yeah, right now? He was telling me. I
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  was like, all right, so what is he like a BMX like person.
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  He was like, no, he organizes these events, all right.
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  So like bicycle stunt rider. I guess it's like the qualified terms. But
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  that's what you would call yourself. That's what we say. That's what we
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  say when we're trying to get some gigs professional bicycle stunt rider. And that
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  goes from choreography for music video shoots with fucking flow million people and all this
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  and then the third So yeah, I do b MEX tricks, but also
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  also like there's a lot that goes to that with yeah, I mean big
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  field of play. So bicycle rider, Now, what was it at first?
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  Though? Like what were you doing at first? Like how did this
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  come about? Having fun, riding, getting getting outside, getting fresh air?
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  This might be the first time I dropped this this early, but I
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  met him a yeah, I Mecca. He literally drops Ziggi's like every fucking
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  because I just got my first heady and then I've been dropping it recently because
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  I was like, I don't bring it here though it's barely gonna get to
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  get one. Yeah, okay, but yours to start off. He used
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  to work at Ziggie's and he used to just ride bikes for the love of
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  riding bikes. Right at that moment, you were sponsored, yet he just
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  was doing it for the love of just riding bikes. And he I remember
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  he'd ride his bike to work. He drive it sometimes. It would be
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  you worked at Ziggi's with him, Oh yeah, yeah, he used he
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  used to be lowkey, like my manager used to. He used to close
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  the shop. So I kind of was like, you know, like you
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  check a butt for me type of ship. Yeah, the boy bro always
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  Yeah, it was fun, good times during during that time. But he
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  just he was just biking like a normal person, like just like hey,
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  for the love of it. Like you said, like you were, were
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  you like into sports before that, like skateboarding as a kid from you know,
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  a young grom kind of ship. I'm from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, so
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  I have a different upbringing them, so mustache I had a feeling like I
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  had like mid West. Yeah. Yeah, they were like, you know,
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  I grew up on the south side of Milwaukee's and if you know over
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  there in Milwaukee, the south side is where the Mexicans live, So that's
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  where I got my mustache from. You know, Like, yeah, when
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  I saw his mustache, how to use tools pulled, I pulled up in
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  a home depot in the truck for sure, just so you know, I
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  was like, this food knows how to use fucking power tools. Bro.
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  I was like, I was like, I'm I'm the food that looks at
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  the picture. I'm like that stick figure looks hurt. Bro. Freshly trimmed
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  about two hours ago, So yeah, it's looking nice for the for the
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  podcast. So how long were you in Milwaukee before you came out here as
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  a kid. Grew up in Vegas. So I was a Vegas Vegas,
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  Milwaukee, Vegas, Milwaukee, Las Vegas with lass Nevada sent city baby.
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  I grew up there as a kid, you know, skating doing West Coast
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  ship Midwest. How did you go from Milwaukee to Vegas? Family family split
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  up and a lot of my family was from Milwaukee, and then honestly I
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  went there every summer almost here kind of shit like that. I got a
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  lot of cousins over there, so it was an easy move. And uh,
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  I was in the you know, skateboarding over there from Vegas, skated
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  a lot at Cream City Skate Park. Shout out to Bill for you know,
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  four seasons and a lot of you know doing just gram shit, reckless
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  shit. And then uh, coming out to California on my own at twenty
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  five, just getting off the skateboard, shit was busting my knees, started
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  getting on a bicycle more, and then started seeing videos from rd Blocks,
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  which was you know Facebook time, not even Instagram really just still on the
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  you know, looking at family posts on Facebook and seeing d Blocks and a
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  few other people doing wheleas Dunton out. We were doing bicycle rides already of
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  our own, you know, going out, you know, doing little smoke
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  rise and hanging out. And then I was like, you know, one
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  day I was like, let me try to, let me try it.
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  Did it you know a few times almost you know, busted it, practiced
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  practice, and then that shit, you know came easy after that moving here.
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  You know, got my like SE bikes is like the big bikes is
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  what like fixies? No, no, no, no, no. Sc
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  bikes is bem It's the first, uh, the the creator of SC bikes
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  is like the first organizer of BMX races. So back in the day they'd
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  be uh, you know them all racing around the around the dirt. These
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  were Scott's dad was the first guy to say, oh, there's something in
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  this. Let's try to get these kids somewhere. They can get parts,
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  somewhere, they can get bikes and organized races so they actually win things.
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  And this was Scott Breethorp's dad, which is Scott Enterprise Bikes sc Bikes now,
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  which is one of the bigger you know BMX bikes companies. I'll started
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  off with you know, original Sokel dirt racing BMX origins. That's now one
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  of the biggest companies due to the big wheel movement which has got even a
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  crazy the big wheel meaning like the thick cast twenty nine inch. So a
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  regular BMX bike is a twenty inch we're riding at twenty nine and should be
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  pretty much like a mountain bike size, but a BMX frame Look, are
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  those bikes more expensive and more expensive by all means just due to the size
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  and then manufacturing on you know, the metals and components and everything. Are
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  they harder to pedal? Because like for a fat person like me, dude,
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  like I look at him and I'm like, oh, this could be
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  staying my fat ass. Oh okay, best way to put it. Three
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  hundred plus pound drunk guys at the ride, no problem doing twenty thirty miles,
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  No, wow, I need proble. I mean I'll tell people like
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  that, like, I'll deal with a lot of people like, oh,
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  I don't know if I cry to Like, bro, if I really showed
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  you some of videos of these fools, Bro, they are out of shape,
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  smoking cigarettes on the ride, drinking and not just drinking, drinking a
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  whole twelve riding and if you can keep up with them, If you can't
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  keep up with them, I mean you might as well sit at home.
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  So you no, please, you guys, You're definitely gonna come out.
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  Actually, you guys been needed to. I mean he's been doing vogging.
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  So I think this would be a cool little experience to go blog because everyone
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  there's there's smoking section right in between the whole. Oh, we can pull
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  up right here, right here with it, you know, one hundred two
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  hundred people and do a little something out there and gets you on the ride
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  miked up easy. And then we have rides every Thursday and dt LA this
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  is called a forty one Thursday. Every Thursday for the past ten years there's
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  been a BMX ride in dt LA. And where do you guys go?
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  Does it have to be a MEMX mic No, no, you ribe whatever.
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  There's guys that comes on a motherfucking roller skates and Mickey mouse gloves and
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  shit, there's motherfuck I've had an old guy that was you know, late
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  fifties pull up on one of those one wheel things and he was kind of
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  like, can I come right? And if you can keep up, you
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  can you could come home. We've had what how hard is it to keep
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  up? Because I'm your prot It comes depending on the amount of people in
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  the ride. You get to one hundred people, two hundred, Yeah,
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  we're dipping, we're cooking, we're hitting rds, this and that. You
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  get to like five a thousand, it is so big of a c your
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  coos. Oh, we've had three thousand people on these strip on the strip
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  in Las Vegas, Nevada lit the strip up. There were videos from other
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  people viral going out of us that I seen cruising down the strip. How
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  was this from celebrities in this and that they're in town. So that's the
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  like, there's no legal repercussion to this perfect Yeah, it's kind of this
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  is the renegade, Like I guess this would be the pirate side of it
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  is. Really as long as you are maintaining stopping its, keeping the speed
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  limits, stopping reds, you can maneuver as a bike pack as long as
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  you are obeying the laws at any capacity and you can hold up a level
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  of traffic and keep one lane to the left open and oh shit, okay,
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  so whoa, So that's like normal. So that's that's pretty normal for
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  those guys. That's bs Dell. He's an acrobat. Comes from gymnastic upbringings,
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  actually from New Jersey, Patterson, real dirty, dirty New Jersey.
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  Look at that. So this full Yeah a group is a kid doing flips,
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  doing crazy shit. Now those on the bike, this fool's got you
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  know, two hundred k followers. He goes, you know, around us.
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  We're going to Tokyo and Vietnam in two weeks to tight do you know,
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  due to making videos and promoting and showing how fun bike riding really is.
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  And it has become again even no matter what age you really are and
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  crazy, you really want to hear about that age riding and if you can't
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  ride Darren and NorCal. There's a guy named Darren. He's in his mid
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  seventies, right. He not only rides, he wheelies. Oh, if
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  you go back, he wheelies longer than a blog as long as he wants.
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  He's seventy years old, is gnarly. A lot of people on videos
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  they see him and they think it's a guy in a wig. They think
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  it's a guy in like some real shit gnarly. And that goes from kids
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  being you know whatever, four or five, you know age young wheeling and
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  doing stunts with with you know, the same you know, seventy year old
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  crazy. Like that's the level of how like the magnitude of with the bike
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  stuff come to is you got this mass variety of you know, ethnicities,
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  ages, sizes, motherfucking upbrings. It really doesn't matter when you come on
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  the bike. It's really all like you're doing the same thing you're all having
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  fun, you're maneuvering in the same way. And it's crazy when you really
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  get a pack mentality on the bike and it's a positive thing. It's crazy.
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  Like I've seen people being not talking at a ride to maybe ten fifteen,
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  twenty minutes later being the loudest person kind of being all up in everyone's
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  face and that only takes a second just to be like adjusted and realized,
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  like this shit is just like fun and a family thing. And like I've
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  said, it fucking diagnosed in my brain, Like, yo, the first
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  time you really become free as a kid is when you're on your bicycle.
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  You're on your bike, you hit the block, you leave that corner,
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  You're like, yo, this is somewhere I've never seen at this pace.
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  I'm going fast. I can go here now. I go to the gas
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  station. That's that And that's like the first stop when you get a bike
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  seven eleven and you get us for that freedom of being able to buy buy
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  something to drink and chips or steal as much as yeah, yeah, or
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  steal and then and then that never stops, I think, even when you're
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  an adult, because like I'll see these guys in a mid life crisis and
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  the bike saves their fucking ass, just like how it saves like a kid,
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  I guess in the freedom level where like brings their freedom level back and
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  their mentality and it really can make them like maneuver and work better in life.
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  Is crazy. I've had multiple guys come up to me and say,
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  yo, I got a divorce. I got this happened, I moved out,
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  I got the bike after seen you guys ride the bike. Maybe one
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  of my buddies from work got me into it too, and now like that's
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  my ship every Friday. I used to be in my house sad. Now
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  I'm outside at least enjoying something. And that was a similar like kind of
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  situation happened to me. Moved out to California, met a girl. Why
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  did you get divorced? No? No, no, no, I mean
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  yet, but uh yeah, I was like, is that where the bike
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  then comes from? Le No? Just like really, I mean, okay,
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  best way to put it. I moved out here from Milwaukee knowing really
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  nobody knowing my girlfriend and like the few other maybe your lady, you knew
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  your lady like she's your lady from Milwaukee and moved out here and then knew
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  the few people from working this that, and then got on the bike and
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  really like that, just like it gets you to think really differently, and
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  honestly it's like a runner's high, Like when you get a runners high,
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  you really get that different like mentality and perspective on shit. And definitely like
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  just through exercise. Through my life, I've always been a fat kid,
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  so skating or doing that extra little like if I never had, I'm gonna
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  get a bike, I'd be saying, he used, I never had skating.
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  If I never had, if I didn't bike, I would be looking
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  like you for sure. And I don't have that mustache too, maybe a
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  little thicker, so maybe I didn't know, but I'm getting a bike.
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  No real ship, that racing's right down there. Whoever, that is just
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  real. I wanted to take it. It's his ship. We need to
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  get him. It's be real. We need to get you on an se
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  bike. I got a black and gold fast ship before you. Actually you
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  might even oh yeah, please to be real, like be real, take
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  this bike so I can take that one ship. We would love to get
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  me real set up with a with a se bike And honestly even through the
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  grapevine. If that fool wants to handle we love. Yeah, like,
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  what all you guys doing ship for podcasting and for obviously cannabis. It's beautiful.
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  Hell yeah, I gotta tell you were talking about midlight prices. I
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  also just think you did this, not just did this for like, but
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  there's people that were going through depression. Now they got a crew, the
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  homies, and now we got homies. Like I don't think this. I
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  think you actually are helping people, Like you know what, man, Imagine
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  I get a bike and then I look like him. Dude, he's vegan
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  too, though, so you got yeah, yeah, you can't get that.
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  You can't give up the meat pause, I'd be getting some grass fed
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  ship bro. I love animals all I do, but it just steak bro
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  Bro Like yeah, like, I'm sorry, bro, blue crusty blue cheese,
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  crusted dog. I'm sorry. You can fucking decorate a cauliflower all you
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  want. I'll eat it toobe. I'm just saying, like, I really
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  do think it's like, I think it's more than just midst. I think
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  it's no you know, I'm saying that helps I think a lot, and
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  I like to throw that out there because it definitely like a lot of guys
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  have come up to me where they've been vulnerable, and like I felt like
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  that was like real opening. I was like, wow, like even thanks
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  for sharing that, sharing that kind of ship. But no, for me,
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  honestly, it's really because I'm a hood rap fucking kid and I just
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  like get on the street fucking you know, riding against traffic doing dumb ship,
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  you know, fucking being my homies. Like it's really like fucking that
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  Tyler the Creator video, Like if you want to go have fun, just
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  get some bikes and go out with your friends and ride them. Like that's
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  what does your lady ride with you? Oh yeah, for sure, Yeah
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  she keeps up and ship. Oh yeah easy. Honestly, she's She's Mexican,
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  so she knows how to handle on the bike. That's level point.
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  So I was about to ask this question he's on kind of beat me to
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  it. Is there females in the game. Did you meet her there?
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  Did you tag along females in the game? And there's really like the aspect
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  X two on regional like I've and I've been to you know, multiple cities
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  from Miami to Houston to you know, Colorado to Chicago, you know,
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  and seeing the variety of like riders of you know, men to women and
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  other states. You want to go to the spot where they got the bus
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  and women go to Houston. You know, Houston got some crazy like actual
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  bike ride because it's big though, it's a big city, and they actually
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  it's built to ride bikes. That's the thing. In La it's it's built
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  to ride bikes, but no one rides bikes because you know, l a
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  plastic in the supermarket on their lips, on their lips. But no.
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  Yeah, it's definitely different in in Florida, there's a little less women.
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  It's a lot more younger kids. New York is kids out here in so
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  Call it is definitely the biggest variety of of older people to ride. And
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  obviously because out here there's older people with some money and they you know,
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  used to be BMX riders. I mean I ride with a lot of guys
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  that used to be BMX racers or uh, you know pro baseball. Have
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  you ever has Rick Thorn ever been part of the mob, because we've had
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  Ricky Rick Dorn shout to Rick Dorton. Rick Dorn is actually on the same
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  team as me JT Racing of the clothing Company Motorcycle coming. Hey, now
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  we got to get a bike and go blog it with Rick Dorton and we
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  got to hit a beery have the internet on the go. Yeah. Rix
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  actually came out to one of the rides in Vegas. He did a ride
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  in Vegas with us, and then we did a ride here in Redlands and
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  stuff at the skate park that was super fun where he fucking played his music.
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  He played the Punk Rush ship and right on the skate park and everyone
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  was fucking cruising by. It was. It was mad dope, Yeah,
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  shout outs Rick. Rick's actually been a mad good homie since uh, you
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  know, two years ago, since I met him from you know, at
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  Rainbow and Ship in the in the spots, I'll see Rick honestly like random
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  like Tony Hawk pro Skater things is what I call it, Like in Tony
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  Hawk pro Skater Underground, when you see him like out and about in the
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  street and you got a side mission. That's lily. I've seen Rick one
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  day we're out literally just hanging out at the parking structure. We see Rick
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  Ryany's BMX bike. He's like, hey, beach mode. What up?
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  Where are you going? I was like, oh, you want to go
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  right for a bit? He said, I had to go get some diamond
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  stud bracelets at the like the shop on Hollywood. So I was like,
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  all right, it's a little mission with Rick Dorn to go get the pricelets
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  and ship you know homie that I like seen playing actually on the video game
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  looking up to. So that's super dope to like be in connection with,
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  like some of these like really cool people that real ships on MTV Cribs and
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  full Head All black in the closet and as a kid, fat black,
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  there's a fat black. I was a fat black kid when I was younger.
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  As a fat kid, I love wearing black clothes because you look skinnier.
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  So yeah, I shout out to Rick Dorn for making black clothes tight.
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  Yeah. Man, that food like for sure, like that that food
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  knows like the riches and riches and he knows like the coolest white trash.
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  That's you know what I mean, Like straight up, I like like what
• 19:48
  I would like to be too. That's that's the level. If you know
• 19:52
  how to entertain, if you know you know everyone, if you know how
• 19:55
  to fucking entertain everyone, in the room and ship you got him like and
• 19:57
  that's rick. Yeah, I mean you got you gotta have. Like sometimes
• 20:00
  it's like I get when other people don't have that. Uh They're like,
• 20:04
  how do you do that? I'm just like I don't know, dude,
• 20:07
  Like I just grew up around so many fucking people that I just don't know.
• 20:10
  Like I know how to walk into a room and go make friends with
• 20:12
  the gang bangers and everybody's like, don't talk to them. They got their
• 20:15
  face tatt and I'm like, yo, was up with that tattoo right there?
• 20:18
  And I'll just make friends with them, and they're just like, dude,
• 20:21
  just it's breakde home. It's like it's my girl. We broke up,
• 20:25
  Like yeah, Like that's really the level. Like okay, I'll get
• 20:27
  it. Like everyone's ships, everyone who eats his all and like same as
• 20:32
  working at the at the smoke shop. Like that really like taught me,
• 20:36
  because I mean you really will deal with the lowest of the low to some
• 20:40
  real baller motherfuckers, to you know, record exect kind of good all goofy
• 20:44
  shit. I mean I've had Pettie Wop in there with you know, weird
• 20:47
  shit. So it's like, and I love, honestly, the people that
• 20:51
  have obviously been through a lot of shit, the stories and the kind of
• 20:53
  value and lessons you get from them. You really you couldn't. It's crazy,
• 20:57
  dude, You meet the craziest. You know how. I tell that
• 21:00
  story that when I used to buying math, I used to be cash when
• 21:04
  I used to be the cashier, and I used to make these fools tell
• 21:07
  me it was a math pipe. I don't know if it was you that
• 21:08
  taught me that, but I know you were there when you'd be like,
• 21:11
  no, you, they can't. They gotta say it's a pooky pipe,
• 21:15
  because they would just point out things. Remember the cracketors just point out things.
• 21:18
  Oh yeah, And then you know you got like I don't know if
• 21:21
  it was you, but whoever taught taught me that, They training was like,
• 21:22
  no time, make them, make them tell you it's a pooky pipe,
• 21:26
  so they understand that they're buying a pooky pipe. Just make them point
• 21:30
  that ship and they would point at you, and I would just grab something
• 21:33
  else. And maybe it was my idea, I don't know, Maybe it
• 21:34
  was that you want these backwoods. No, I said the pipe. He
• 21:37
  said, no, you got to get a pooky. No, it's you
• 21:41
  got to name them crazy ship through That's why you got the long one and
• 21:45
  ship that's the elevator, you know, the the elevator and ship you got.
• 21:48
  You got crazy names for out of pooky, so keep it. We
• 21:52
  would close the Sunday night shift. There was always on Sunday night, and
• 21:55
  Sunday night brought in some crazy rich Yeah, dude, rich makers would come
• 22:00
  in and uh and you know typical like buy all the whippets. Well.
• 22:04
  Sundays the day a lot of drug addicts that have rich families they go see
• 22:08
  them. That's the checkup day for a lot of people, like like a
• 22:12
  lot of drug addicts. Bro like because like a lot of kids of rich
• 22:15
  parents that end up being drug addicts. Sundays or the days when like the
• 22:18
  parents go drops off a care package and then they're just like do you eat,
• 22:22
  hope you come home? You know what I mean, type of shit,
• 22:25
  you are wrong? Or like the Sunday is the day that they see
• 22:26
  each other on the weekly basis to make it seem like yeah, like the
• 22:30
  checkup, like I'm alive, I didn't know indeed this week Sunday, Every
• 22:33
  Sunday it's twelve thirty. We go to brunch at this fucking shitty spot,
• 22:37
  and if dude, that's a lot of like rich drug addict foods. That's
• 22:41
  how they work. Dog Like. I'm straight up like I've like I'm an
• 22:45
  early bird, so on Sundays when I go eat breakfast sometimes, Bro,
• 22:47
  I see it and I tell my lady. I'm like that dude right there,
• 22:49
  fucking uh, what is it? What do you call the sober spoon
• 22:53
  kids? Trust Fun, Trust Fun? Yeah, I like that's a trust
• 22:56
  fund drug addict kid right there? Trust the fire. Yeah, Like you're
• 23:00
  like, I was like, they got the xanax. There, he's fucking
• 23:03
  like you know, the dad's telling him. He was like, so what
• 23:04
  have you been up to? Is just chilling? Like not even just using
• 23:10
  your money? Yeah? Sweet? Yeah, k month that you get me
• 23:15
  awesome. Yeah. I'm like, dude, your dad's hoping you start a
• 23:17
  fucking business and change your life, and you're like, let me get one
• 23:19
  hundred adderals fu. Yeah, dude, man, I wish I lived that
• 23:22
  life for one day. That'd be sweet to be on a natural all day.
• 23:26
  I don't know, I feel like an excess of like any kind of
• 23:30
  like drug, but even like with weed, it could become a little bit.
• 23:33
  Yeah, that's why I've been blessed that on March. That's why I'm
• 23:36
  blessed. I'm poor my whole life. Yeah, me too, Like I
• 23:38
  feel I feel like I'm like I had to get over like my real drug
• 23:41
  habits before I'm like any real success started coming into my life. Yeah.
• 23:45
  Like like I feel like God was waiting for me. It was like,
• 23:48
  well, I'm gonna wait till you're ready to get off coke and then we'll
• 23:52
  see what We'll see where we're at with blessings. Then we were just talking
• 23:56
  about this. I was like, dude, like I don't have a chain
• 23:57
  now, obviously because I can't like a chain, But I was like,
• 24:00
  man, if I had money ten years ago, I would have had a
• 24:03
  big old chain, bro, And like right now, I would have not
• 24:06
  even if someone gave it to me, I'd be like, yo, can
• 24:07
  I just sell it? I want one, but like you know, just
• 24:10
  something like like what I have right now, dude, But I would have
• 24:12
  had it. And he's only looked at me. He's like I was with
• 24:15
  you. I would have had a big old chain too, Like ten years
• 24:17
  ago, but then things that we wanted ten years ago is a different us.
• 24:21
  Pointless sit Yeah, it's a pointless and then we remember I wanted some
• 24:23
  stupid wash it when I had money, and you know what, I like
• 24:26
  had it? What was it? It was like a Gucci watch like and
• 24:30
  it was maybe like a thousand dollars or something. When Gooman came out like
• 24:33
  back with mixed live mixtapes, and I was like, you know what,
• 24:37
  never had no nice shit ever and I had some money. I was like,
• 24:38
  I deserve this. I want to watch I need to tell time and
• 24:41
  shit sometimes instead of my phone. That's the logic, but that's all it
• 24:45
  takes. That's what happened when I That's what happened. When I bought my
• 24:48
  roleggs, I was like, I need to tell time. I heard it
• 24:49
  on a wrap song. I was like, time is money. I was
• 24:52
  like, dude, if I have it on my wristle, maybe make more
• 24:53
  money. But no, that didn't end up happening. But you know it
• 24:57
  is in my shopping car and I said to God, is the funniest ship
• 25:00
  We're at the at the spot and fucking got pretty much bust down and robbed
• 25:04
  and all our ship taken our member. I was like, dude, if
• 25:07
  that watch was on me, it would have it would have been taken.
• 25:10
  So good thing I never had robbed. Uh fucking the the house that I
• 25:15
  was Ship got robbed, got run into, and Ship wait while you were
• 25:18
  in there while I just got back from the skate park, just got back
• 25:21
  from the skate park, and they seen us coming and they followed us after
• 25:23
  and Shipped into the apartment and it just like were like it went bust down
• 25:27
  and then bust on the door, knocked the door, and Ship and one
• 25:30
  of the dumbasses opened it, and fucking they came in and fucking and took
• 25:33
  a little bit of the gear, you know, and fucking like, you
• 25:37
  know, it's crazy. I think I had I had my skate camera that
• 25:38
  was pretty nice. I had like, you know, a Sony with the
• 25:41
  wide angle. And we just came back from filming and doing Ship, and
• 25:45
  I remember in the Milwaukee where the Hyundai boys are from, where the fucking
• 25:49
  all the where the ten thousand isn't concealed carry legal. Steal carry is legal
• 25:53
  out there. Concealed carry isn't like easily legal over here. But like every
• 25:59
  time I'm opening my door, I like literally walk to my neighbor's house like
• 26:03
  hoping, Like I'm just like go to jail. I'll go through the time.
• 26:08
  I don't care, but I ain't robbed. But you're hoping. But
• 26:12
  when you're motherfucker motherfuckers that are trying to come up are hoping you. I
• 26:17
  get that, but you are hoping. You slacking two dogs, but you
• 26:19
  also hoping. I just saw sugar free dog. You ain't gotta get ready
• 26:22
  to stay ready. I'm already. So you don't want the ship rob the
• 26:26
  same ship you're saying won't matter in five years, that's the ship. Just
• 26:30
  let him have it, yo, if they want to. I was like,
• 26:32
  yes, I'd be like that try cop in that Alabama movie where that
• 26:36
  fucking shoots that black food and then he puts the fucking knife in his hand
• 26:38
  and then he's just like he came at me. Like I'm not saying it
• 26:42
  was like he's robbing you for sure shoot him, especially if it's in your
• 26:48
  driveway. But my thing is you say you're looking, and when you're looking,
• 26:52
  you can mistake something for someone. You get what I mean. Okay,
• 26:55
  but if somebody's torch your house to say, hey, mouck you're gonna
• 26:59
  have yeah. Yeah, But like, okay, how did they come in
• 27:03
  for you? Because like, honestly, that's a scary fucking situation, bro,
• 27:06
  Not for nothing, Like it is a scary situation. But how did
• 27:08
  it happen? The food's come at you with a gun? Oh yeah,
• 27:11
  it came in with guns. But they saw us came in, and after
• 27:15
  that from coming in someone who you know inside ship, who was dealing fucking
• 27:19
  with us at the house, something probably happened crazy. So there it is.
• 27:23
  You know, it's literally it's always some bullshit. It's always someone who's
• 27:26
  close or was close. That's yeah, that's the missing link bro every time.
• 27:33
  Like sometimes Bro, it's not that you don't have a bulletproof plan.
• 27:37
  It's just that you don't have a bulletproof team. Oh easy, And that's
• 27:41
  why you sometimes just gotta go solo. So talking of okay, has anybody
• 27:45
  i mean not not bullet but like talking about getting hurt, has anyone got
• 27:48
  hurt biking? Is that? Is that? Like? I mean you're I
• 27:51
  mean there's a one hundred people it's yeah, And honestly it's there's there's definitely
• 27:56
  on on the bike rads it sounds crazy, but there's people broken, ribs
• 28:02
  broken there make you and he laught, I fuck it, you're such a
• 28:06
  you know, I'm going I've seen a girl. I've seen like an eighteen
• 28:11
  year old girl like face planing ship like real, like yeah, I was
• 28:15
  zipping by, going you know, thirty and like I've fucking you know,
• 28:18
  busting my knee up a few times. And shit, I've seen people get
• 28:22
  their head run over. Thank god that they had you gotta tell us one
• 28:26
  story, doc. Thank god they had shout out to the protext helmet that
• 28:30
  the helmet saved his head. Otherwise that would have been kind of nurly having
• 28:34
  that little baby helmet. Okay, these people are doing stunts, they're not
• 28:37
  cruising right like noise, So there's a level of the people that are cruising,
• 28:41
  and there's definitely people that are practicing and ship like me, and then
• 28:45
  we go out and ride. It's like, you know, I'm fucking I
• 28:48
  seen some of your videos, dude, how does it okay? So how
• 28:49
  does it not happen? Like you know, when I see those like those
• 28:52
  bicycle races and one of these fool slips and all these food ya Okay,
• 28:56
  Like how does it not happen for you guys, Like it's organized crime,
• 29:00
  Like there's good communication amongst everyone for the most part, where like that can
• 29:07
  kind of be handled and like a lot of that ship. Yeah, but
• 29:10
  there's there's definitely been some crazy shit and there's gotta be one hooligan one out
• 29:14
  there trying to cast chaos, trying to catch it. Like yeah, like
• 29:17
  like I always said, I walked to my neighbors, drop you there used
• 29:22
  to be there, used to be before COVID. There used to be some
• 29:26
  hard ass, fucking like gangster fools riding that I swear to God. But
• 29:30
  even like they would dress like from the eighties, like the shiny silvery pans,
• 29:33
  shit bust down looking shoes and ship and like real deal. I remember
• 29:38
  maybe one of the first few rises fools. They did not like wheelies or
• 29:41
  none of that. Ship. They don't like wheelies, but they like bike.
• 29:45
  It was gnarly. They were pretty much on the level like they're like,
• 29:48
  you get that ship the fuck away from me, Alma, kick you
• 29:49
  off. And I looked at him like, oh really kind of like see
• 29:52
  me, He's like, and he came close to me, and I'll see
• 29:56
  some show on the rise in skid row in LA. That's some gnarly ship,
• 29:59
  I mean, do to La fucking circumstances, you know. And it's
• 30:03
  really the nature of the beach really, if you're out there, you gotta
• 30:07
  behave yourself and no, you know, like that's the there's cars out here
• 30:11
  and it's crazy. Bro In Huntington Beach two months ago, there's a guy
• 30:15
  in one day, he was on a fucking bike, a bike squatting,
• 30:22
  squashing spree. He ran over three people and kill killed the second guy on
• 30:26
  purpose. On video the same White Tacoma in Huntington Beach, guys riding their
• 30:32
  bike from you know, the beach cruiser this and that hit him on purpose.
• 30:37
  A guy got hurt, injured on the curb, calls nine one one.
• 30:40
  About an hour later, another incident, guy hit and injured and killed.
• 30:45
  It's another two hours later Sam and center of the White Tacoma and then
• 30:48
  they found him. But that's the kind of shit that just happened in Las
• 30:51
  Vegas too, where those little kids were. The kids were filming it,
• 30:53
  the sixteen seven yearo kids, they were filming them. Fucking hit the biker
• 30:56
  can kill them, he dude, I wouldn't be able to fucking do that.
• 31:00
  They would be like there'd be somebody like the packhorned dude. Like I
• 31:06
  would just be like, let's go. Yeah, and you know, there's
• 31:08
  definitely been some crazy ship and I'll be honest, I'm a peacekeeper when it
• 31:11
  comes all that ship because really at the end of the day, like because
• 31:15
  that's fucked up, bro, Like you're not doing anything well. The car
• 31:17
  the cars have you know what I tell the kids and when they're acting crazy,
• 31:19
  I was like, if you're being crazy, you know, it expects
• 31:22
  them crazy to come back. So it's like you got to behave yourself and
• 31:23
  know the rules of actual driving too. So in a lot of you know,
• 31:27
  sixteen seventeen year olds, the kids might not even be driving cars yet.
• 31:30
  So it's like they don't have a ship. They don't know ship.
• 31:33
  Yeah, And I would trust there's levels of ship within the in the pack
• 31:36
  of shit where there's called the death swerve or swerving where I don't know where,
• 31:40
  there'll be a car park and they'll whip pretty much ninety degrees into the
• 31:45
  pack almost and if they don't know how to whip out, I mean there's
• 31:48
  been times where motherfuckers get you know, and uh, and I told it.
• 31:53
  I was like, you know, you need to look left and right
• 31:55
  when you're sucking out doing this ship and this ship is no game honestly when
• 31:57
  you're on like riding bikes, Like yeah, there's that's why I like ride
• 32:00
  in the beach and most of my rise when I do rides with the kids
• 32:04
  and we're doing younger younger kid rises, like always at the beach because there's
• 32:07
  a bike path. You ain't got no bullshit. You could park at the
• 32:09
  park. See that that seems safe. Like when motherfuckers invite me and they're
• 32:13
  like you want to go and travel downtown, We're gonna pass by a scared
• 32:15
  roll and then we're gonna go here like no, no, I was like,
• 32:19
  first of all, a bike, a gun in my backpack is heavy
• 32:22
  in case I need to defend myself. I was like, and I don't
• 32:25
  want to carry a fucking heavy ass fucking pistol with my fucking speaker next to
• 32:30
  it. Like I'm just I'd rather just go Like I rather you invite me
• 32:31
  somewhere safe like the beach, where I'm like, listen, there's a bye
• 32:35
  path there. I was like there's like, hella fucking lifeguards there. You're
• 32:38
  gonna have to aim pretty hard if you're gonna have to try to get me,
• 32:42
  and your car might get stuck in the sand, you know what I
• 32:44
  mean, Like like I don't know I think about these things, bro,
• 32:47
  Like I don't even can't think about them. You can't think about them,
• 32:51
  I mean, And honestly, you know, it's crazy. There's just so
• 32:52
  much people and like I said, it's organized, is organized. So there's
• 32:57
  people with walkie talkies on front of the ride middle all stopping it. There's
• 33:02
  rise too that you'll watch you like, holy shit, Like this is honestly
• 33:06
  so protected and safe. Like I've seen rides with the kids, you know,
• 33:09
  ten years old, riding late at night in LA because they will go
• 33:13
  down stop the lights on the walkie talkie with the red on their green so
• 33:16
  we have a red to go through, you know, whip through the freaking
• 33:20
  downhill. So it's like it's pretty crazy. And honestly, a lot of
• 33:22
  the rise there's rarely, rarely shit that happens. Like I'm just speaking on
• 33:27
  like you know, the counts that I've been at in the packs past four
• 33:30
  years. The things that like I mean, yeah, I've seen some you
• 33:32
  know, whild shit being in Florida, from bikes getting stolen on the ride
• 33:36
  and ship jacked. That's crazy, La, there's so much family and camaraderie.
• 33:43
  It not really at least that I've seen. Like I'll iron and lie.
• 33:45
  I will be the first one at the gas station and throw my bike
• 33:49
  in there, maybe with one, two, three other going there and get
• 33:51
  shit, and I will not think for a second off someone's gonna steal my
• 33:53
  shit. I'm a complete opposite, dude. I don't I if I'm walking
• 33:58
  downstairs and then I fucking got the like I'm like the moment I come back
• 34:00
  into the building, mb oh, I never let eyes off my bike.
• 34:05
  But I'm talking about on a rideout with a bunch of people behind me,
• 34:07
  like in the pack, I'm saying, getting this stolen, Okay, you
• 34:10
  have so many people there to watch the ship. But no, everywhere I
• 34:13
  go I bring my bike, even you know, into the nicest restaurant and
• 34:15
  ship, I'll just tell them there's a fucking, you know, twelve hundred
• 34:17
  dollars bike. Let me get my pizza. That's I was gonna ask you.
• 34:20
  I was like, so, what is the setup like like that cost,
• 34:22
  Like what does a bike set up? Starter? Kid? Like,
• 34:25
  let's just say me, I just want to bike trying to wait. You
• 34:29
  always you always go top not so don't you're gonna get hurt with something they
• 34:34
  could hold my fat ass, bro, Like, hey, right now on
• 34:37
  offer of five hundred bucks easy for a Big Ripper, which is you know,
• 34:39
  it's still pretty much like the best. It's the most common sold bike
• 34:44
  through SI and I have multiple even you know, just basic twenty nine inch
• 34:47
  you know, no gears, Big Ripper. That's how I got a tap
• 34:51
  on Facebook marketplace. Yeah yeah, Big Ripper because I'm gonna look for it
• 34:54
  tomorrow. I ride the Fast Ripper, which is that bike with gears.
• 34:58
  So that's like I don't need no gears. You're it, doesn't it make
• 35:00
  no bro, because anybody who's gonna try to catch up to me, big
• 35:04
  mistake if you got bad, Like I'm just like, listen, bro,
• 35:07
  I'm not like I'll move out the way. I'll follow the rules. But
• 35:09
  if you try to rob me, play them live strong baby. Yeah he's
• 35:13
  peddling. Yeah, Like, and I'm gonna keep going to my to my
• 35:15
  deli where I'm going like I'm like straight up okay, So that was that
• 35:21
  was a question. Do you guys end up at a brewery and I know
• 35:23
  you got kids with you? Yeah, you guys end up with a brewery.
• 35:27
  I mean, we got deals with breweries where you show up with a
• 35:30
  bike, you get twenty, you know thirty. We've done deals with Rais
• 35:31
  and Long Beach. You might want to get a bike. We've done We've
• 35:35
  done things in Long and areas where we have like Sunday football where they got
• 35:38
  the projection screen outside and we'll pull up in the bikes and park them in
• 35:42
  the back, literally fifty bikes, wash the football game and drink a little
• 35:45
  bit and then go ride and fucking seward at all, go hang at the
• 35:50
  park. And before that, it's like a little pregame kind of deal like
• 35:52
  they'll be you know, the girls are people kind of running the ride,
• 35:55
  coming through with like the wop or whatever, like making sure everyone's good,
• 35:59
  Like really you a wop? Like what ass pussy ORNs? Like I was
• 36:02
  just like what is the want that comes later? But you really come to
• 36:06
  the ride. You come to ride with not a lot. You'll definitely get
• 36:08
  get you know, get some stuff if you got good attitude and ship like
• 36:13
  it's all everyone's nice. They're like, it's like, I guarantee you it's
• 36:17
  the same vibe as forty two Originals. So we uh, we go to
• 36:21
  the La C game. He's like a season pass holder, and there's didn't
• 36:24
  called forty two Originals. They tailgate but obviously, oh yeah, there's the
• 36:28
  stoner section and they're super nice. You can go there. You don't bring
• 36:31
  nothing, you will get smoked out. They will offer you drinks. There
• 36:35
  will be a beer. They will even be like, hey, you want
• 36:37
  to talk. You know, I got the munches now, Like they're like
• 36:38
  that type people. So I'm assuming it's the same type of vibe. It's
• 36:43
  amazing. And with those things there's not a lot of shit like that.
• 36:46
  And then with biking, there's not a lot of ship that's like that that's
• 36:50
  free. And I tell a lot of people that I was like, it's
• 36:52
  crazy that on a Saturday morning, like you can really, you know,
• 36:57
  do something with your family that's absolutely free with your teenager that really doesn't that
• 37:00
  doesn't like, you know, the parents as much with the six year old,
• 37:05
  and then the parents like the bike rides are gnarly dude, and you'll
• 37:07
  see that ship and then after the rids they'll all go get food and you'll
• 37:10
  see on their stories or whatever, like they had a whole good day at
• 37:14
  Venice Beach. And they live all the way in like Santa Barbara, this
• 37:16
  and that, like a lot of these people there. They travel travel biking
• 37:20
  from all over there. No no no, no, no driving driving and
• 37:22
  staying you know, either getting hosts they're driving back. Because he's kind of
• 37:25
  right, like I got you got think about it. You've got a family
• 37:28
  of a six year old, a thirteen year old, you and your wife,
• 37:30
  Dude, the third year old is gonna go a mob it with the
• 37:32
  thirteen year old on the squad. You're gonna be with your wife and you're
• 37:37
  look it over over the six year old, and I'm sure there's a couple
• 37:39
  of other six year old that might isn't as crazy community because then you pull
• 37:44
  up to the park for everyone hangs out and there's drinking and smoking or ever,
• 37:46
  and all the little kids are playing, all the teenagers are hanging out,
• 37:50
  and all the parents are hanging on and drinking. It's like a fucking
• 37:52
  backyard barbecue on wheels. Like that's what it is with like the forty two
• 37:55
  originals, because if some of the homies have kids and then like some of
• 38:00
  the some of the kids off some of the kids that are drummers, so
• 38:02
  then that they'll be like, here's a soccer ball play the best ass friends.
• 38:07
  Yeah, the bike ride and I've seen like the sixty you know,
• 38:08
  the younger kids dating, the younger girls that come to the ride with their
• 38:13
  dads and ship like it's fucking like it's a little community of ship. Like
• 38:16
  really, one of my one of my good boys, uh An HB that
• 38:21
  I ride with man his girlfriend the first time on a Ryean. She's from
• 38:23
  Stockton. She was out down here as a three day ride where we ride
• 38:28
  from La to Venice. Its dirty, dirty lot when you're coming to be
• 38:35
  the full HB. But you said a three day it's a three day ride,
• 38:39
  hotels after every day. It is mad fun. It's at the beginning
• 38:42
  of May usually like like you in charge for like admission for the ride.
• 38:45
  No, I mean you just get your hotel and you pay for your food
• 38:49
  and you can come ride and fucking join the you know the fun like it
• 38:52
  really obviously the more the marryer and ship so when that ride comes up,
• 38:57
  like there's really people that come, Like there's games from England. There's a
• 39:00
  guy named Willie James that comes from England. There's a bunch of people that
• 39:04
  come from Philadelphia. They bring their bike from England. Yep. They put
• 39:07
  their bike in the and it's a fifty dollars. If you got like,
• 39:09
  you know, a luggage the over over size, it ain't too bad.
• 39:13
  And you just put foam noodles over your bike and ship and send it,
• 39:15
  you know, and your luggage and it's you know, have done that.
• 39:17
  You know a variety of times you should travel with the bike is super easy.
• 39:21
  You can. There's guys it's crazy. They've literally left their house with
• 39:23
  their bike. Uh, took it apart at the airport, put in the
• 39:28
  bag, lou build their bike at the new airport, and then rode to
• 39:32
  the hotel. No rental or anything, just straight bike like mentally like this
• 39:37
  is what I got and I'm gonna do it. Like these aren't they're obviously
• 39:39
  these are people that are able to travel now to your bike. These are
• 39:44
  people with little means. Like there's like a guy like this, like he's
• 39:45
  a teacher in New York, a preschool teacher and Ship that we just rode
• 39:50
  with in Oakland. Like the variety of these people is gnarly, Like you
• 39:53
  think these are all just bombs that is in that and they get the time
• 39:55
  like it's crazy. Like I said, we got a guy on the team
• 40:00
  that used to be a baseball player for the Dodger or on the team,
• 40:02
  but he used to be a baseball player for the Dodgers. He comes to
• 40:06
  the rideout. I met him in my neighborhood riding bikes and they just wheeling
• 40:08
  and ship and I pulled up and I was like, what's up, bro?
• 40:10
  You ever go to the rideouts? He's like beach mode And I was
• 40:14
  like, wait, are you the the Justice Sellers fool? He's like yeah.
• 40:16
  I was like, you're a fucking retired pro baseball player for how the
• 40:20
  fuck do you know me? That's fucking hilarious. He's like, Oh,
• 40:22
  I watch your videos and shit love him. Came to the rideouts a few
• 40:24
  times and shit, he's like the homie know you know, like whenever we
• 40:28
  have local rise and shit, he's always there. Like that's fucking sick.
• 40:30
  Yeah, Like does you know who I could see doing being part of the
• 40:34
  bike mods. I'm the lie. Oh J Simpson, Oh yeah, we
• 40:37
  could definitely get a Bronco Ripper whipped up. I could see him sick.
• 40:42
  I could see him like cruising. You guys go to Vegas and he fucking
• 40:45
  mobs it over there? Has there ever been a ride that's okay? Then
• 40:49
  I got away from the murder question though? Has there ever been a ride
• 40:53
  from here to Vegas? You know what? There is? No? There
• 40:57
  is like a good it's about a hundred and twenty miles in a day that
• 41:01
  they do from like down Bazarian today it's like I forget where it's like a
• 41:06
  little bit more like north of here to SD but that's probably the most still
• 41:12
  do I mean on like these bikes, Like these bikes, yeah, you
• 41:14
  can ride them, but they're not like road bikes where they're light as fuck
• 41:17
  and you're able to zip like you know, und miles. What's so long
• 41:21
  as you would? You? You? You you think it's comfortable to do
• 41:23
  on those type of bikes? Oh? Regular? A regular? Like I
• 41:27
  guess me, A regular ride is thirty miles, fifteen miles there, hangout,
• 41:30
  fifteen miles back. What really you think about? It ain't too bad.
• 41:31
  If you're doing how long does that fit? Like time wise? You
• 41:34
  think about you're doing fifteen miles an hour, it takes like an hour there,
• 41:37
  you know, and then like thirty minus shit, so like shit like
• 41:40
  a three like a normal ride that's thirty miles is three and a half hours.
• 41:45
  I start with you, guys. So if I start with you guys,
• 41:46
  let's say we meet up at eight twelve o'clock. I'm looking at big
• 41:50
  rippers right now. Dog first one, this guy that nine hundred dollars.
• 41:52
  Oh, if you want one like that too, I got a fun in
• 41:55
  the garage. We'll get you set up with one. I need to get
• 41:58
  rid of a few. There you go. They won't what boy bikes,
• 42:00
  I mean, what big boy tires. Oh yeah, And the origin of
• 42:02
  the big Ripper, since you don't really know a whole lot, is pretty
• 42:06
  fucking gnarly shout out to Todd lines of yeah, this bike looks like you
• 42:08
  hold my fat ass the big Ripper. That bike started from Robbing Big the
• 42:14
  TV show, Oh with Big Black the bike. So rob Deridic pretty much
• 42:19
  was like, Yo, Big Black is a massive motherfucker. I want a
• 42:22
  BMX bike for him. Make a massive BMX bike. So then therefore was
• 42:28
  the twenty nine inch big Ripper born four big Black. There was like six
• 42:31
  made. Four of them went to like robbing the boys. Todd got one
• 42:35
  and then you know one one whatever. But and then after that aired that
• 42:38
  bike, you know s he was getting calls now stop, what's up with
• 42:42
  that bike? What's up with that bike? Where's that bike? And now
• 42:45
  throughout I think past like thirteen fourteen years. I mean shit, I don't
• 42:49
  even know the number of bikes. I just low balled somebody for I think
• 42:52
  I just got a message him. Yeah, I was like, no,
• 43:00
  said some money on the podcast his bike on you imagine. I was like
• 43:05
  he was asking about like fucking five something like, and I was like,
• 43:08
  you up at four the coolest thing I've seen. It's not lying that,
• 43:15
  hey, fucking plug your mica, it's yours. Mine does not have micro
• 43:21
  bees. Yeah, so that's the origin of the the riproach is pretty gnarly.
• 43:23
  Oh and speaking of O. J. Simpson and crazy people, that
• 43:27
  would be bike personalities who we just rode with an Oakland Beast mode. Marshawn
• 43:31
  Lynch is part of the s He Bike Squad. He has a signature.
• 43:35
  That's the big black fool with the Pirate's the fool that will fucking eat the
• 43:37
  skittles and knock you the fuck down. But he was at the he's part
• 43:40
  of the bike ride. He's got his own signature bike because he does so
• 43:45
  much for the city in Oakland and the youth and a lot as he recognizes
• 43:49
  Marshawn, you know, as a good, good person to have involved with
• 43:52
  the bicycle. So him and his niece and nephew and daughter came on the
• 43:55
  bike ride to Saturday two Sundays ago from his high school that he graduated at.
• 44:00
  We started out of there, you know with him and the crew and
• 44:04
  road and you know, all throughout Oakland with you know, fucking Beastmo Marshaun
• 44:07
  Lynch, which is pretty fucking gnarly. So that that's the level of people
• 44:12
  that are interested in this kind of shit is fucking bonkers. Like it's really
• 44:15
  like there's a lot of secret, like you know, low key riders that
• 44:20
  really are into this ship just because either their youth or keep on you know,
• 44:22
  keep active and shit whatever. But I'm serious about getting a bike.
• 44:27
  I mean, I recently got into bowling, and that's what my hobbies like
• 44:30
  that's probably there's nothing gonna take that place. That's that's Wisconsin's past time.
• 44:34
  Well, oh, are you a bowler? You know what? I grew
• 44:37
  up bowling heavy either in Vegas at like New Orleans with popscast. That's what.
• 44:42
  That's my first bowling experience, bro. And and I want to go
• 44:45
  back, especially now that I have opportunity just to go back, get airbnb,
• 44:50
  go bowl, because I take my shit serious. Bro. Like,
• 44:52
  I love it, bro, Like you know what I mean, Like I'm
• 44:54
  not fucking great, I'm decent, but you know what I mean, I
• 44:58
  enjoyed the fucking past. About the bowling alley too, is nothing really like
• 45:01
  it. It's got it. It's definitely got a mystical feel about it.
• 45:05
  Yeah, Like you really don't need to do anything in there. You're just
• 45:07
  having fun, like just being a piece of shit in there. And if
• 45:09
  you don't even want to bowl, the fucking machines are there. If you
• 45:12
  want to shows, you gotta have not shows and hit yeah and RK some
• 45:15
  House of the Dead that ship rips you know. Yeah, that's straight up
• 45:19
  man, But that's the Yeah, that is Wisconsin's bad time. Yeah,
• 45:22
  I would like to just do a vlog myself just to go to a popping
• 45:24
  area wisconsinly just hit a few bowling alley, hit that fucking the ship ones
• 45:29
  like the there's definitely some dive bowling alleys, bro, and then that's just
• 45:32
  crazy. Come out to California and how much shit is. Shit is pretty
• 45:35
  fucking expensive. I remember doing like two rounds of bowling wish shoes like eight
• 45:38
  dollars at the shit fucking spot and cut a hay Wisconsin for like eight ten
• 45:43
  dollars on a Wednesday, like okay, to a game and Tudor Ranch shoes
• 45:45
  and then you got a fucking beer like some dude, those are fucking dream
• 45:50
  prices out. Yeah, you gotta go between the hours of ten to fucking
• 45:54
  twelve or like twenty to two. There's a place I know that I go
• 45:58
  to called Valencia Lane, to honest Santa Clarita old school bowling alley. They
• 46:01
  have pictures of fucking uh, what is it all the classic bowling movies,
• 46:05
  Kingpin, fucking uh, what is it? The Big Lebowski, and you
• 46:08
  know they have the frames out there before two o'clock twenty dollars an hour.
• 46:14
  I was like, oh, okay, I already got dude. I don't
• 46:16
  have him in my white car, but I got my three bowling balls on
• 46:19
  my truck with my trews like serious questions, Like serious question he's on like
• 46:23
  how long. So there's a professional bowler sitting next to me and we're interviewing
• 46:29
  him, like I have to like I'm getting to know the coach or so
• 46:32
  held like you understand what we look good. You can't seem desperate, dude,
• 46:37
  So you can't like, yeah, you can't seem desperate, Like you
• 46:39
  gotta have the fucking like you gotta have the coaches. Dudes approach you and
• 46:44
  be like hey, so you know, like like last one, the one
• 46:46
  he told me, he was like some dude was telling him about like stepdaughter
• 46:51
  is like you know, we teach him as young'st three years old. And
• 46:52
  I was like, I know the guy who was talking to you. I
• 46:54
  already know that's the guy's the coach. He's here every time. And I
• 46:58
  was like, and he said it, what's up to me a few times
• 47:00
  he's checked out my game, you know what I mean? But like I
• 47:01
  just want to make I recently made that conversation you know, out there,
• 47:06
  so when I go out my Sunday day. When I go out there,
• 47:07
  I'm gonna be like, hey, man, so like what's up? Can
• 47:09
  you teach me a few things? You know what I mean? Like how
• 47:12
  much? What it is? But he's seen me a few times, but
• 47:15
  like the last game that I was there and he saw it, he was
• 47:16
  he was like all right, dude, he gave me like props, you
• 47:19
  know what I mean. Like that's how it is when like the old food
• 47:21
  start giving you props in the bowling alley. That's how you know you're going
• 47:24
  to be bowling and cortes and high socks and that just be like your personality,
• 47:29
  bro, you would go crazy like can you make can you make cortesas
• 47:34
  actually pulled up to the spot like you know with your ship like that,
• 47:37
  and fucking I should just get high cortes like the full bowler like you come
• 47:42
  like, hey, what's up here? To get a strike? Full?
• 47:45
  I already got three strikes because they're gonna lose gone wild and finally repos me
• 47:50
  right, they think you're weak and they you're gonna hit him with a seven.
• 47:52
  Yeah, dog, think about it, like the three strike rule.
• 47:54
  You already got three strikes. The full league. That's right, baby,
• 48:00
  that would be cool, dog. I would I would finally not ruin my
• 48:04
  hats with all the sweat, and I would just be like, all right,
• 48:06
  let's go, gentlemen. Yeah yeah, like so okay, So talking
• 48:09
  about fucking trollo software. I went to Bakersfield with George this weekend and at
• 48:15
  one point I had to bitch six year old yeah right. And at one
• 48:22
  point he tells me he's like, all right, I'm gonna drive now.
• 48:25
  So we switched we switch off for basically at the hotel. I don't know
• 48:29
  why he wants to finish the drive, basically to say I didn't drive the
• 48:30
  whole way there. I'm pretty sure, but he's like, let me drive,
• 48:34
  like whatever. So he gets in the car and start driving, and
• 48:37
  for some reason we make like a right turn in the wrong place. Not
• 48:40
  the wrong place, not that it's sketchy, but no, no, We're
• 48:45
  driving a bunch of kids on bikes, a bunch of kids on bikes,
• 48:49
  and I'm looking at and I'm looking at George, like what are you gonna
• 48:51
  do about this? George? Because George is the gangstress, I'm like,
• 48:53
  are you gonna hank at these guys are you gonna like and they wouldn't move
• 48:58
  like they were like like like little whos and bikes. Dog, it's Saturday,
• 49:01
  Saturday afternoon. And they stood there and George their turf. Fo yeah
• 49:05
  it was their turf. And George understood this because George pulls up. He
• 49:08
  doesn't saying nothing, even turns down the music, and then he waits,
• 49:13
  and I'm waiting, like, well something in a real gangster right now,
• 49:15
  I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm the one where I
• 49:19
  was like, yo, dog says something. So then so then George's going
• 49:25
  the chap and I forget he's bald, fucking assholes, so yeah, so
• 49:30
  then George waits and eventually one of them just goes like this kind of like
• 49:34
  yo, let's move the funk out the way, and all assembled. And
• 49:37
  then when they were driving by, we're like, yo, thanks for that,
• 49:39
  and they were like we were also smoking a joint. So I think
• 49:43
  they were kind of like all these foes are cool, But do you guys
• 49:45
  like I'm sure there's like, have you see any of those kids trying of
• 49:47
  marbles? Mamblong? Some bad kids in there, some bad kids, right,
• 49:52
  I'm assuming like this that game everywhere yeah, anything Like you see the
• 49:55
  football start, it was mister fucking college guy and then he's all doing the
• 50:00
  ship and anything. There's gonna be some fucking dickheads and some bad beast scenes
• 50:04
  and ship. But give you guys a bad name obviously. I'm sure there's
• 50:07
  you know what. And I'll be honest I myself, I'll definitely like disassociate
• 50:12
  myself with any of those people or even the kids in the issad because some
• 50:15
  kids they might be good bro and and being on the you know, higher
• 50:20
  up in this in the bikewife scene and this and that. Like I'm gonna
• 50:22
  lie, they they got a lot to learn and ship, and they got
• 50:25
  a lot that they could get fucking provided for if they, you know,
• 50:29
  start to act right, and this ship goes a long way with like,
• 50:31
  you know, just being a better fucking person. But these kids will learn
• 50:35
  at the end of day. I ain't. They're fucking dad, So I
• 50:37
  don't know, I don't get a ship on most of them. If if
• 50:39
  some of the kids reach out and ship and they come talk to me,
• 50:42
  trust I'll I'll give them my fucking word and let them know, like,
• 50:45
  you know, yeah, you could have been a good college manor you're fucking
• 50:46
  up, you know, honestly, Like like a lot of these kids,
• 50:50
  like those trip they'll come up and ask me because on my page just says
• 50:52
  I don't know if anymore, but hes to say I'm vegan to be like
• 50:54
  what's it like being vegan? Or like how what do you do? And
• 50:59
  like there is the trip just to hear him like even like curious like that
• 51:01
  they gave a funck about my diet kind of ship like you know, it's
• 51:06
  it's cool to like, you know, I guess be I'll look like at
• 51:08
  the end of the day like it's better than fucking you know, not giving
• 51:12
  a ship about it. So then there's on another note, I mean we
• 51:16
  used to get Ziggi's and I said, used to ride it for fun?
• 51:20
  How did you get these sponsorships? I mean you're throwing out some fucking baller
• 51:22
  azz names and giving out bikes kind of no yeah, which is love,
• 51:27
  like, but like how did you know did it happen in video? Just
• 51:30
  keep just keeping swift. I forgot it. I mean it's like fucking ten
• 51:37
  dabs in and I haven't dabbed as much and show in a while about glass
• 51:39
  he knows what you're dabbing out of. Dude, he knows that. That's
• 51:43
  yeah, that's the Jay Smart come on now with its smaller collab. It's
• 51:47
  not it's not that. It's not Jason, that's not it's Danny Camp and
• 51:52
  fucking Muller. They only collapsed this on this Danny Camp. Sorry, but
• 51:55
  that's you know though, this guy taught me, Like when I would go
• 51:58
  in there, I was like, you teach me who? Who? And
• 52:00
  he be like, Yo, this is own so so like yeah, oh
• 52:01
  yeah, and Glass to I've loved my passion for Glass and ship for I
• 52:07
  kind of looked like healthy side die like like not for nothing, Like I'm
• 52:14
  like like I literally was like, what happens when you stopped doing coke for
• 52:19
  a few months? Bro? It's a year? Yeah? Looking good?
• 52:22
  Look God for that strength. That's right. You send them a picture to
• 52:25
  be like this, this is how you look if you were off cocaine for
• 52:30
  a year. Who was gonna take the phone with your face on it?
• 52:32
  And just that was gonna start a rip? I got a podcast he's gonna
• 52:40
  send up to every all his ex bittion me, Like, and you thought
• 52:44
  I would never look good again? I will never get into my football.
• 52:50
  Yeah, bitch you that's so. How did you get the sponsors who hit
• 52:58
  you off? How did doing videos and and and staying consistent and you know
• 53:01
  when I got hooked up with uh SE Bikes pretty quick. They're the biggest
• 53:07
  in the game. Nd when it comes to that, dude, and it's
• 53:07
  really yeah, it's they're the like they started the bike, you know,
• 53:12
  with big black thing, you know, dealing with that, and then now
• 53:15
  there's multiple bike companies from GT to you know, Colt and all these other
• 53:20
  guys that are doing similar twenty nine inch bikes due to like the one bike
• 53:23
  coming out. You know, so that's pretty cool to be with like the
• 53:28
  you know, the forefathers, I guess of the big bike life scene of
• 53:30
  the twenty nine inch bike life shit. But yeah, you know what,
• 53:32
  I I live in Huntington Beach and I ride my bike a lot down there,
• 53:37
  and I've worked a lot with the you know, main director for s
• 53:40
  he Bikes, todd Lyons for a while and you know, four or five
• 53:45
  years ago you need a few people to do uh was a movie with Ludacris
• 53:50
  called The Ride. Ludacris was like a step dad for some BMX riders,
• 53:54
  So we were like background stunt riders at this game came out like in theater.
• 53:58
  Yeah, it was an Amazon movie end up yea like disturbing the piece
• 54:05
  work with h You know what, we didn't see them. We didn't see
• 54:07
  him, which was not that cool, but I know I would have been
• 54:09
  mad. I guess they'll say I was in a movie with Lutle Chris with
• 54:12
  a lot of people think that I saw him, but no, we were
• 54:14
  just doing backgrounds at the skate park. But it was cool to work with
• 54:16
  Eddie Fiola, who was an old who is an old BMX freestyler on GT
• 54:22
  and he was the choreographer for the movie, who's like one of my you
• 54:25
  know, like idols throughout this bike stuff. He's, you know, a
• 54:29
  guy who's created a lot of stuff and done a lot of way for BMX.
• 54:30
  So it's cool to work with him. And he's a guy I regularly
• 54:34
  see, you know in Huntington, you know, or here and there down
• 54:37
  in the in the neighborhood kind of shit, just like Rick Arners, Like
• 54:39
  how these people just pop in and out and shit, it's funny. Where's
• 54:43
  the best city to bike ride bikes at? Bro, like that you've been
• 54:46
  to like our best continent, bro, because like I love going to Tokyo
• 54:51
  and it's become like an annual trip from me. I'm gonna go god willing
• 54:53
  at the end of February again just to like I love the Japanese vibero like
• 54:58
  so like see Tokyo's when we go in a little in a three weeks.
• 55:01
  They don't really like big bicycle rides like that, and they don't like crazy,
• 55:06
  they don't like a lot of chaos. They don't like like that.
• 55:08
  So we're gonna we're definitely gonna behave ourselves and uh and make sure that we're
• 55:13
  you know, we're good over there on their side and anything they want.
• 55:15
  But yeah, I know I've already had boys out there recently, them tripping
• 55:19
  on even taking photos of bikes and stuff in the city of doing wheelies and
• 55:22
  stuff. But we'll see, yeah, and he wants to live there,
• 55:25
  like you like that you can't take pictures, bro, That's that's okay,
• 55:29
  Listen, it's not Look, the Japanese don't have a problem with pictures.
• 55:32
  They do this ship all the fucking time, all right. It was like
• 55:37
  it's a problem when you're fucking just violating whatever the fuck they treasure. Bro.
• 55:40
  They don't want you fucking they don't want you grinding on top of the
• 55:44
  Emperor's palace. Bro. Sorry, yeah, this ship, none of us
• 55:47
  really is not destructive because there's really no pegg or like grinding shit involved with
• 55:52
  that. A lot of it's just like the wheeliars, dunts or combos on
• 55:54
  the seat, Like how much a lot of it comes from Baltimore dirt bikes
• 55:59
  scene wheeling on the four fifties and ship and a lot of the bike bicycle
• 56:05
  stunts and the tricks come from that, you know, that era and that
• 56:08
  style, so like it all relays to that. Just fucking riding fast,
• 56:13
  doing ship quick with your knees, this that kneeknox coming back, jumping on
• 56:16
  the seat, goofy ship, throwing your leg over the front bar. No
• 56:21
  good, bag, No good? Is that what they? No good?
• 56:25
  Too much Killsburg going, I'm going for the first time. You're gonna love
• 56:34
  it, dude. He just went for the first time, going back.
• 56:36
  I went in February and I was like, I'm going back this February weekend.
• 56:39
  I was like, I just fucking loved it too much. Dude,
• 56:42
  I just it just felt good to just and also if that's the reason you're
• 56:45
  going is for the toilets, dude, toilet first thing I'm doing as soon
• 56:52
  as I get to the airport, I'm saving my ship. Like I'm gonna
• 56:55
  be like down park it like fucking like, I'm gonna just be like like
• 57:00
  wait till I get to the airport. They got like bluetoo speakers and they
• 57:04
  got so I tell you, I was sick out there right so like yeah,
• 57:08
  you know, like I had to throw up because like the time change
• 57:12
  from eating so like, there was certain times where I was like, dude,
• 57:15
  Like we went to a museum and I was like sweating, and I
• 57:19
  was like, oh, this is fucked up, dude, and I knew
• 57:21
  I was gonna have to throw up. So I went to finish the museum
• 57:23
  and then I was like, you gotta walk around here. You don't know
• 57:25
  ship. And then I see like a group of kids, like not kids,
• 57:29
  but like like young people playing soccer in the field and I was like,
• 57:31
  and then they're getting ready to set up for like a venue too.
• 57:35
  Next to him, I was like, it's gotta be a bathroom there,
• 57:37
  and I'm like you're holding your throat in basically yeah, I'm literally like I
• 57:39
  don't want to embarrass myself from the Japanese people. Yeah, I'm just like,
• 57:45
  they've never seen anyone throw up, let a marriage, it's no good,
• 57:52
  it's good, send them back, take my shitty h So, so
• 57:59
  I fucking you walk from the parking lot to this like the soccer field,
• 58:01
  and then we see it's like soccer academy park and I asked they have a
• 58:07
  cafe there, and I was just like, hey, man, don't feel
• 58:09
  good te a bathroom poisoned in the bathroom and I was like, this is
• 58:13
  the public bathroom. Walk in dude, Holy fucking shit, dude. Every
• 58:17
  fucking stall was like like you were getting your nails done, bro, Like
• 58:22
  you walk in there and I was like, oh no, I got to
• 58:23
  throw up, and I was like, what the hell is this? Like
• 58:25
  fucking music speaker started playing nature sounds so nobody could hear me take a ship
• 58:30
  or throw up. And then it was like maxart silencers. It was like
• 58:34
  max volume and it was like when the river flowing shit, the birds stripping.
• 58:37
  I was like, yeah, yeah, now they're toally turning a hold
• 58:49
  another level, like that's my dream, Like it's get buy a house out
• 58:51
  of here, but have a Japanese He blew my mind, like he told
• 58:53
  me, Like he's so right. Like you go to any sporting event or
• 58:57
  anywhere you're treated like a prisoner. Oh, it's like they prepare you for
• 59:01
  prison in America, bro, and any public access bro, like on the
• 59:05
  public transportation, to public bathrooms and all this ship, bro taking the ship
• 59:12
  in America? Why why is this gap under there? Like there's no reason
• 59:17
  why I went to old like a school I think you know in Wisconsin,
• 59:22
  bill if whatever it was, but it's still the troughs that you'd fucking pee
• 59:25
  next to each other and like the pigs. And I remember at Miller Park
• 59:30
  even for like before I moved, they had that ship, bro, like
• 59:32
  the fucking the just a circle on the wall, and motherfuckers were getting fights
• 59:38
  in there, and you'd see my fuckers get knocked into the fucking thing we
• 59:43
  call those bodies, we call those bies over here. Yeah yeah, no,
• 59:46
  I see, like I got on a like for sure. Like and
• 59:50
  in Dodger Stadium, I'm telling the person, hey, I'm retarded. Let
• 59:53
  me go in the bathroom all straight. I'll tell them practice real quick.
• 59:58
  Yeah, story, I don't know why you want it. Could go to
• 1:00:06
  the bathroom straight up, like I know, I look, can we pre
• 1:00:16
  retarded over here? I don't think that's good for you too. Well,
• 1:00:20
  I'm gonna report it. Why does he sound like me? Why is he
• 1:00:24
  imitating me? Now? Will sounds like a pretty normal Will, well smart
• 1:00:28
  Will, Will win's poker tournaments. He's not as stupid as anyone thinks he
• 1:00:31
  is. He's just autistic, dude, He's just autistic anything. So did
• 1:00:37
  you hear about that fucking that that whole thing about that autism is really like
• 1:00:45
  how it's being linked to like mostly males, you know, we heard how
• 1:00:50
  like males or something like that, and like all certain sugars each other should
• 1:00:53
  give it to you. But they said that autism is just really like an
• 1:00:58
  excuse for a disease for you to suppress your child, like for you not
• 1:01:02
  to let your male child like actually do it, because between the between the
• 1:01:07
  ages of three to fucking like twelve, like, the male child has so
• 1:01:12
  much fucking testosterone in his body. But the motherfucker needs to be playing with
• 1:01:15
  dirt. It needs to be getting hurt and doing all this ship. But
• 1:01:19
  like they'll tell you something like, hey, he has ADHD or autism,
• 1:01:21
  oh idea, so he can't like so he can't like fucking do this is
• 1:01:24
  and that, when in reality you should kind of just let your kid do
• 1:01:28
  whatever he wants, not do whatever he wants, but like, hey,
• 1:01:30
  bro let him experience, let him get a few scabs here and there,
• 1:01:32
  let them get bit by spider. You got health insurance. There's there's this
• 1:01:37
  new study. I don't know where I heard or read this or whatever's gonna
• 1:01:39
  say. You just heard it over here? Yeah, yeah, I might
• 1:01:44
  have heard it from Rogan. I don't know, just wrote it on my
• 1:01:45
  phone notes and we read it. But all I know is that, uh,
• 1:01:49
  they're linking a diet coke to fucking autism because you know, because you
• 1:01:54
  know how they tell you it's not all right, that said autism, I
• 1:01:57
  said retardism, Yeah, linking to it if you look it up like doctor,
• 1:02:00
  doctor coke, Like whatever is in the diet doctor coke, doctor died
• 1:02:07
  pepsi or die coke. But whatever is in that, whatever makes it diet
• 1:02:10
  is linked to like kids having on this is crazy. The sweetener what's it
• 1:02:15
  called our fuck it's like a certain kind of sweetener that they have, but
• 1:02:21
  they put it in this ship. That's what's being linked to giving you auto
• 1:02:23
  the high to scorn served ship. That's really I mean that the fake sugars
• 1:02:27
  and all that ship is, it's all social. It's hurting you guys.
• 1:02:30
  It's gonna be careful because you're still a vegan, right, yeah, I'm
• 1:02:32
  big. I'll with fake sugars, you know of that like real vegan change
• 1:02:38
  when you start. Yeah, and you know what, yeah, I know
• 1:02:42
  that's like hell of I save a lot of money on toilet paper is the
• 1:02:45
  best way to put it, really, really really He looked at me like
• 1:02:47
  that was very interesting fact right there. I mean because like I said,
• 1:02:51
  damn, my ships are pretty now why do you think so why do you
• 1:02:52
  think he loves the Japanese toilet? I just moved and I did just get
• 1:02:55
  it, but day at my new spot. So that's kind of tight ex
• 1:02:59
  too. So yeah, you know a little bit water, Oh come on,
• 1:03:02
  I'm talking about you know what? Yeah ship, that dude might be
• 1:03:07
  clean, bro, where you go you need to be clean. And and
• 1:03:09
  then like the paper is just a damp it like they said, like they
• 1:03:13
  said on kil Tony River, like if you get poop on your arm and
• 1:03:15
  I just gonna wipe it up with the toilet paper, You're gonna wash it.
• 1:03:17
  And I was like, God, damn, that should makes sense,
• 1:03:19
  like you just wiping off if I had a fucking Japanese toilet out here.
• 1:03:22
  Every time I take a ship, they'll play that Tokyo drip song, like
• 1:03:30
  no screen, Hello Kitty comes on the wall in front of you, like
• 1:03:36
  like like oh man, that would be the like from the bottom of the
• 1:03:37
  projection screaming Hello Kitty boom. Yeah, dude, straight Eason would be just
• 1:03:43
  like the guy on South Park. You go to his house and then he'd
• 1:03:45
  be like, oh, have you seen my house the first time? Here
• 1:03:46
  he's like, yeah, his name is Randy. Randy, Yeah, I
• 1:03:50
  forget his name. My bad, I'm fucking high. But how Randy introduced
• 1:03:52
  people and they go he's straight. He goes straight to the bathroom instead of
• 1:03:54
  introducing the whole house. This guy has a whole back yard. He's like,
• 1:03:58
  come here, I had a friend right now, they had it.
• 1:04:00
  I would it be going to their house? Yo? Okay, hold up
• 1:04:02
  before before this gets crazy on the podcast, let's figure out how we can
• 1:04:05
  import these toilets here to Los Angeles, depot the price on them. They're
• 1:04:11
  already on it. How much how much he's on he's on that? What's
• 1:04:15
  up? Yeah, that's I don't want to take a ship in here.
• 1:04:18
  Thirty five hundred No, but if it's a valid toilet, you won't be
• 1:04:20
  able to smell it, right, so it cleans it? Okay, Look
• 1:04:25
  like if be real, let me like like that what there's a middle part
• 1:04:29
  that used to be a bathroom in the middle. If you let me,
• 1:04:30
  I'm a hey, dude, you don't mean to still there. Let's split
• 1:04:33
  it and half like this is gonna be like, you know, the exact
• 1:04:36
  no, exact exactly exactly what he said, only for him and b that's
• 1:04:41
  the point. He just said, exact be damn me rags no rays gone?
• 1:04:47
  Right? Is cool? Yeah's gonna have to look at ease. Can
• 1:04:50
  I get the key? I'm not navigating the key for that toilet. I'm
• 1:04:56
  gonna tend out on you one time. Be like, if you don't know
• 1:04:59
  how to flush the ship in the toilet, you know more? You know
• 1:05:02
  that's it? Am I a retort? Am I a chimp? That's the
• 1:05:05
  only requirement of the times. I'm not Jason Rowse. First of all,
• 1:05:11
  Jason Rowse doesn't he knows how to ship in the toilet. I lived with
• 1:05:14
  him for a week. Yeah, but it's fucking prank. Is not the
• 1:05:16
  fucking well ship at your house. It's the worst. What's about that knife
• 1:05:24
  tech going on? Bro, I'm a little curious. I forgot, like
• 1:05:27
  my dad, But it's a ceramic knife, Okay, you know what.
• 1:05:33
  It took me a little bit to realize that. I thought it was plastic
• 1:05:35
  for a while, and I kind of like that because I was like,
• 1:05:39
  living dangerous ceramic knife. No, it could be. It's coolf it's slashed.
• 1:05:43
  The ceramic knife is like you just take it anywhere where, like they
• 1:05:45
  have a metal detector, and you're just like that's nice. Yeah, so
• 1:05:49
  you can take some good hot knife hits off of that. Because it's a
• 1:05:51
  ceramic, it might even taste good. The terms might be on point with
• 1:05:55
  that. That might be a new tech. So those were the two exact
• 1:05:58
  reasons why I got at first was like, but if somebody wants to jump
• 1:06:00
  you in the soccer stadium, stab and I was like, I was like,
• 1:06:03
  second one hot hot, damn knight. Yeah, I only got a
• 1:06:08
  fucking little jar. Heat it up, dude, he's on. You live
• 1:06:11
  like you live like you're like a one hundred and twenty pound white chick dog
• 1:06:15
  thinking you're gonna get bad, get robbed. You always like this whole hike
• 1:06:20
  this while goes on hikes with the gun. I know that I forget what
• 1:06:25
  hell don't have the fucking aliens fucking up dunckt you for you fucking I was
• 1:06:30
  like a white girl from fucking Wisconsin. Yo, she got aducted because her
• 1:06:33
  cousin got abducted. The gun ain't gonna do a whole lot against thank you,
• 1:06:39
  thank the fifth dimensional beings. To be honest, they're right here next
• 1:06:43
  to you, sir. I can't imagine like I'm not gonna point it at
• 1:06:45
  him a far way. And it's more for like the line Mountain Lions.
• 1:06:48
  You can say that that'd have been valid. So like I'm gonna be like
• 1:06:51
  I'm gonna be like, ah, you got me, you abduct me.
• 1:06:54
  But then I'm gonna be like that one food in that movie, Hey homie,
• 1:06:57
  you need some help the stomach. You know what I mean. They're
• 1:07:00
  not gonna know I have a gun, you know, I mean, like
• 1:07:03
  kind is surprising. Doesn't like that, but he's like, don't be talking
• 1:07:08
  like aliens. But yeah, yeah, we like it. We like aliens
• 1:07:11
  a lot, a lot aliens. If you're listening to this, we fuck
• 1:07:15
  with you, We with you. Go dunk, I got my tenfoil underneath
• 1:07:19
  this hat right now. And just so you know, I give you his
• 1:07:23
  address, but it's kind of legal. Is illegal? Is ducting people illegal?
• 1:07:27
  Remember what I did with that? For that one trying to buy fraud
• 1:07:29
  on my website and just gave his neighbors address. I was like, this
• 1:07:32
  person who tried to commit fraut of my website and front of me lives next
• 1:07:35
  dude, damn it showed up and just trash that's right there, you go.
• 1:07:41
  It's like, dude, I didn't I didn't tell you guys to trash
• 1:07:44
  it, but I just told you where he lives at. Yo. Sounded
• 1:07:45
  like Alex Jones, sound like Donald Trump? Jones Jones, I did not
• 1:07:50
  tell you to rush the white out, but it was a stolen election and
• 1:08:00
  his friends. Yeah, dude, do you know I wish Donald Trump smoked
• 1:08:04
  just so we can like get that smoke session. I wish all the presidents
• 1:08:08
  smoked. Nah, Obama's too much of a bitch. You would have smoked
• 1:08:12
  we withold Obama. No, he wouldn't have. You don't have it in
• 1:08:14
  them, Like I feel like it will hit a backwood with Quabo and Cardi
• 1:08:16
  b. All I know is all I know is Michelle. Obama's rolling that
• 1:08:20
  backwards for us for sure. Yeah, fucking that ship up dog And she
• 1:08:32
  says, what's uthing? She's like, Obama rule inward right here. She
• 1:08:39
  says that, I wonder if they say that ship like around the house like
• 1:08:45
  just chilling. Oh yeah, easy. They definitely don't call that the White
• 1:08:48
  House when they were in it. No, I want I don't think you
• 1:08:51
  don't think it. I don't think Obama got called the N word one time
• 1:08:56
  at the White House by some other black guy. I'm not saying it was
• 1:08:59
  my white guy, but you'll think so. My guy was like, yo,
• 1:09:00
  you're my you're my president of my Morgan Freeman walked in there. He
• 1:09:04
  was like, and that's my nigga. Maybe yeah he can. Must someone
• 1:09:12
  must have dropped the first N bomber, like like the chef, you know,
• 1:09:15
  the chef. Maybe when he told them like a specific like order,
• 1:09:17
  like you gotta make this this motherfucker like or you told you how to make
• 1:09:23
  this crawfish. You know what I know for sure? Rare, you know
• 1:09:25
  what I know for sure? When Obama told a black chef to make chicken
• 1:09:30
  and waffles, he did say yo, mine and word made me chicken and
• 1:09:32
  waffles. The waffle house. The waffle house, that's right. You've been
• 1:09:41
  a waffle house yet not since the shootings, actually haven't been to no waffle
• 1:09:45
  house. He doesn't want a reason to use his gun. Yeah, for
• 1:09:47
  some reason, Like anytime I think waffle house is like when I look at
• 1:09:50
  it, when I think of Martin Luther King Street run like like fucking Chris
• 1:09:56
  rock Stead. It's cool though. It's one of the only like trusts for
• 1:10:00
  the menus under twenty bucks. And they got a security guard there, that's
• 1:10:02
  for sure. Like I didn't know it. It's like yes, it's like
• 1:10:09
  yeah, it's like a talker to someone. Security guard clocks in about fucking
• 1:10:14
  six o'clock. But then like weekends, Friday, Sunday, Friday, Saturday
• 1:10:17
  and Sunday he's there too, Bro, He's like, wells be up early.
• 1:10:21
  Yeah, ironing and cleaning at home. Bro's ready for real? George
• 1:10:30
  be ironing closing, He's not. You don't even got no where to go
• 1:10:31
  on? Smart? Like that is that total in the month? Man?
• 1:10:36
  If you got a girl that will iron your stuff, why not have her
• 1:10:39
  iron it even if you're not using Just keep her sharp. I keep her
• 1:10:45
  sharp. We gotta keep her ironing skills on point. So when I really
• 1:10:46
  do need something, would I'm on the steaming. I'm on the steaming personally,
• 1:10:56
  steamers away. It's that iron Will you shup? Would you? Would
• 1:10:59
  you be able to have an imported wife like a mailed old wife, because
• 1:11:03
  you can't do that because number one, you're just gonna bring her here for
• 1:11:06
  failure and we both need Yeah. But dog, so my neighbor I have
• 1:11:12
  a neighbors family. No, no, my neighbor like next to the apartments,
• 1:11:16
  and I want and I was walking my dog and this guy always like
• 1:11:19
  he's kind of a lame and he's always like he always says, what's uping?
• 1:11:24
  You know me? I'm nice. I always talked to him and always
• 1:11:26
  got a joint, so I always I always let him hit it. Obviously
• 1:11:28
  he's like irving. Oh, he's more like a you'll know what I'm talking
• 1:11:32
  about. And he's really lame bro like super lame games all day, yeah,
• 1:11:39
  type of ship lies about lies about ship. He don't need to lie
• 1:11:42
  to me about and I just run with it too. So he ends up
• 1:11:45
  telling me, so I know. So he ends up telling me. He's
• 1:11:49
  like, hey, I got something to ask you, and usually he doesn't
• 1:11:53
  come at me like that. I'm like, yeah, what's up, dude,
• 1:11:55
  And then he's like and then he's like, so, I'm some chick
• 1:12:00
  from Japan. I've never met her. Yeah, And I'm like huh and
• 1:12:05
  he's like, yeah, I'm finding out some chick from Japan, never met
• 1:12:09
  her. I was like, whoa you? You know? And I even
• 1:12:11
  told him straight up. I wasn't even gonna bullshit like I usually do.
• 1:12:13
  I was like, you know, it sounds like a scam. He's like,
• 1:12:15
  yeah, but she sent me pictures. She's hot, right, And
• 1:12:16
  then I see the pictures and he's a lame dog like bro like I'm telling
• 1:12:21
  you, he's not pulling, and I'm looking at him like and I'm trying
• 1:12:26
  vema, so is he he's using her? She better put out of him?
• 1:12:30
  Yeah, I don't think. I don't think. I don't I think
• 1:12:31
  it's a dude. I'm on the side of this thing. I don't think
• 1:12:33
  it's what happens when you pick up a dude at the airport. I'm like,
• 1:12:36
  still pick him up. You just from the waffle house. You just
• 1:12:40
  walked by it. I mean, he just went from Japan tore flight.
• 1:12:42
  I don't know. I'm sure he's trying to get back. He's like,
• 1:12:45
  so, I'm trying to get to this kid where I'm like trying to tell
• 1:12:47
  him it's a scam, and he kind of thinks it's a scam, but
• 1:12:48
  he's very desperate right now, where I'm like, well, dude, I'm
• 1:12:51
  just gonna get later. I've been checking over for chicks and I'm like,
• 1:12:55
  why don't you just go get it in TJ And he's like, well,
• 1:12:57
  I kind of want girlfriend. And I'm like, whoa get a different experience,
• 1:13:00
  yeah, or something like that. But this kid, for it's a
• 1:13:03
  fucking scam. And then I'm like trying to be mister, and I was
• 1:13:06
  like, well, why don't you tell her that you'll go to Japan at
• 1:13:10
  least because if that doesn't work out, then at least you're in fucking Japan.
• 1:13:14
  He could give if if you want to give voters, you could d
• 1:13:17
  m her and say the same thing. Has he never FaceTime? I don't
• 1:13:21
  want I don't want to get involved. Okay. My first or would have
• 1:13:26
  been like, what's so full facetiming right now? And see what she's doing?
• 1:13:29
  Yeah, Like it would have been like, because there's no way you're
• 1:13:31
  not facetiming. But he's the loser, bitch dude. He's at the point
• 1:13:36
  where like he always, she always has a good excuse he leaves. He
• 1:13:41
  likes me like you're just watching him get raped. Yeah, I'm looking at
• 1:13:45
  him. I'm like, bro, you're gonna but how what am I gonna
• 1:13:46
  do about it? I can't tell him? And I'm like, yo,
• 1:13:48
  you're gonna lose money. And he's like, if she's real, it's worth
• 1:13:54
  it? You like ship like that. It's coming out of this kid's mouth.
• 1:13:57
  Bro, that's a lot of he's like thirty. Bro, he's like
• 1:14:01
  like around my age and he has me, what are you gonna do?
• 1:14:04
  You're gonna save here? You're gonna scamim too. He's like, I'm not
• 1:14:08
  the scammis has to I'm gonna fight to Japan. I'm gonna be like,
• 1:14:14
  he what's up. I'm a friend of this peech and I need to fly
• 1:14:16
  out. I need to fight from LA to Japan. You think you can
• 1:14:19
  fly? You want to come with me? I hope you meet this bitch.
• 1:14:25
  I speak Japanese. Fucking sad, bro. So he's like he's dude,
• 1:14:29
  it's sad because I just don't even know what he doe no, no
• 1:14:32
  mine and uh oh yeah but yeah dude, So I don't even know what
• 1:14:38
  to tell this kid. Bro. I just feel bad. It's for sure
• 1:14:41
  scam. I'm at this point, I'm just like, how much is the
• 1:14:44
  flight? He said eight hundred bucks? Oh, he's playing here all cheap.
• 1:14:46
  And he said only one way because because it's a scam, Doug exactly.
• 1:14:53
  I'm like, you really think she's just gonna leave her family. I've
• 1:14:56
  been talking him, it's gonna come give you some peck heck and just fucking
• 1:14:59
  She's like crazy American motherfucker. They know they hate Americans, bro, Yeah
• 1:15:02
  they are nuts, dude. They hate Japanese people like their ranking goes like
• 1:15:09
  you hate America and then and the Nazis. Yeah, then they're like we
• 1:15:13
  hate Nazis, and then it's like we hate black people. America's person and
• 1:15:15
  it's like I'm like, yo, America's first we nuked them, didn't have
• 1:15:18
  a little hatred for us back there, Like they's the sweetest there's them at
• 1:15:24
  the bus, bro. But you know what that was the fact that we
• 1:15:28
  nuked them, though? Is that resentment that ever stops from everythinking they get
• 1:15:31
  it? Poor por Harbor? Like that. I was crazy. I was
• 1:15:34
  crazy. They they came in, came in the bro like someone's coming off
• 1:15:39
  day like the morning, bro. That's what I'm telling you. Like you
• 1:15:42
  guys, I think I think that that ship had to be fucking done,
• 1:15:45
  like to be like hey, bro, like we're gonna probably fall off maybe
• 1:15:49
  like somewhere in the fucking twenty whatever, but right now y'all getting bombed like
• 1:15:58
  the cars of the ship though, So they are definitely killing in a lot
• 1:16:00
  of areas. Okay, Korea, Korea. You want me to make that.
• 1:16:05
  You want to make that, you want to make that, you want
• 1:16:06
  to make this lame even kind of worse. Yeah, what's he doing?
• 1:16:11
  I asked him, Well, how did you meet her? Right? Like?
• 1:16:14
  Was it on some Like I was thinking video games, you know,
• 1:16:15
  World of World of Warcraft three maybe and whatever they're on. There's some good
• 1:16:19
  scammeras he literally said. And I was like, isn't that p loocal?
• 1:16:25
  My god? And he's like, she somehow has it here, and I'm
• 1:16:30
  just like a loser. Dog. Should I take a picture of him?
• 1:16:33
  Yeah, let me see a picture of that's such an apple. Let's give
• 1:16:36
  his numbers? So bad I don't have his number. Dog, He's cool,
• 1:16:40
  He's a cool cat. I just feel so bad for him. Dog,
• 1:16:43
  let's do it. I'm not kidding. We'll do a bike in his
• 1:16:45
  house with some pussy, right, pussy, one of these Japanese. That's
• 1:16:53
  right, Yeah, come on down up fucking Westminster, Orange County, brock
• 1:16:58
  real quick. You know how you yeah, but you know how you mentioned
• 1:17:00
  it's a real thing, like you know how you asked me if people are
• 1:17:02
  still like, dude, people are doing it. I never thought I didn't
• 1:17:04
  meet a homie that was gonna buy a chick online. But he's just lying
• 1:17:10
  around. I'm talking about somebody that's like marriage food. That ship's crazy.
• 1:17:15
  It's kind of close, don I don't know if we're doing a rain mic
• 1:17:17
  I don't know. I was about to go, We're gonna hear you too.
• 1:17:34
  Yeah, but like I don't know, like like what like if I
• 1:17:39
  was like nutty professor obis I would do it? Yeah? I mean I
• 1:17:43
  hope I just saw that movie that I hope he has already been facetiming or
• 1:17:46
  like ballast Snapchat Instagram videos. Have you seen the dude like send a picture
• 1:17:54
  with day, you know, like when you're selling some at least from the
• 1:17:56
  beginning, be like, hey, bitch, you could take this the wrong
• 1:17:59
  way. If you take this long ways, will I will so be it?
• 1:18:01
  But like send me a dated picture, you know what I mean?
• 1:18:03
  There's no wrong way when there's eight hundred dollars involved with a definitely, And
• 1:18:09
  to be honest with you, I don't know his financial going on, but
• 1:18:13
  he's poor. He hope that's his last eight hundred and he fucking it.
• 1:18:16
  That's that's why I feel bad. Is he don't he don't have a job.
• 1:18:21
  Oh he just got he that he just like, dude, he's got
• 1:18:26
  it. He don't. He don't have eight hundred bucks to bring a bitch
• 1:18:28
  And when she's here, she's gonna want dinner. Dude, Some people be
• 1:18:30
  living some really there's no pitch for dinner, zeber and get it through your
• 1:18:33
  head. But if she is, what if she is real? Like what
• 1:18:35
  if she does come through? Now you got a bitch and now you got
• 1:18:39
  no money. He just got you know what? I fuck with that because
• 1:18:42
  if you know the story, you come through on the swoopye woop. If
• 1:18:45
  she's real, yeah, and we got action next door with a whole fridge
• 1:18:47
  full of food. You know what I'm saying that just that he better let
• 1:18:50
  her. He let me get around it like wi wa and I got and
• 1:18:58
  I got the and I got the make fresh light. You brought me from
• 1:19:00
  Japan to ready to go oh yo from Japan. Yeah, he brought me
• 1:19:03
  super duper tight. Don't actly you appreciated us, all right? You wanted
• 1:19:10
  me to make a visio about me using I bought him. I just want
• 1:19:14
  just get a video and be like, oh look he's gonna buy me this,
• 1:19:15
  and he's like I'll be back, and then it goes to a time
• 1:19:17
  lapse and then he's like this is fucking tight, you know what I mean?
• 1:19:20
  Like like I actually yeah, Like you wanted me to tell these folks
• 1:19:24
  about what video I watched. What minute did I come? Did I leave
• 1:19:29
  a comment? I leave a comment in the Yeah, he wanted me like
• 1:19:32
  toy pages that you go through. Yeah, like a Jackson's lug and so
• 1:19:36
  to speak. What type of lotions did I use? Like you wanted?
• 1:19:40
  Like you don't need? Was there? Al era? But how was it?
• 1:19:44
  I was using it's not better, it's not better than the rule.
• 1:19:46
  When you finally used that's not been in the real fast light, finally he
• 1:19:51
  used it. Yeah, actually not bro, No, this is no not
• 1:19:56
  November. Come on, come on. Actually, I'm a firm believer in
• 1:19:59
  the no fact, I believe it or not, and I like to preach
• 1:20:00
  it heavy. Yeah, I told you fat jerking out that's gay, man.
• 1:20:03
  You don't need to be doing that. Ship. Just what I just
• 1:20:06
  told them, gay ship. If you watch porn with another man and you
• 1:20:10
  come and while you're looking at the I'm watching, I'm sorry. If you're
• 1:20:14
  watching two chicks, still a little gay, you can, but you're jerking
• 1:20:19
  off. Recently, dude, it's one of the best things, honestly.
• 1:20:21
  And I know there's a lot of booty whoopy on the internet, but I
• 1:20:25
  just realized that all the women that are in porn. They're sluts and I
• 1:20:29
  don't like and I don't like them, you know, so we keep it
• 1:20:32
  real and yeah, I mean no, not November. There's still fifteen days.
• 1:20:38
  There's fifteen days left if you if you've wasted the beginning of this November,
• 1:20:42
  you can still pull through on the last two weeks. No, no,
• 1:20:44
  no, member, does that include none of your girlfriend? You know
• 1:20:46
  what, that's still my girlfriend. That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
• 1:20:49
  You can't be doing it. No, you don't. If you participate
• 1:20:53
  fo, you just can't sit there and you can't buy your Yeah, it's
• 1:20:56
  just like you feel ashamed after after a you're like, well, that's you've
• 1:21:00
  been jerking off for too long. If you really need a jerk off,
• 1:21:01
  you need a jerk off. If you don't have a girlfriend where you don't
• 1:21:04
  just fucking wet the bad at fuck. You're thirty years old, dude,
• 1:21:06
  you drink handle that ship. Oh bro, see her attention. That shit's
• 1:21:11
  bomb. That'll get you still having wet dreams in your in your thirties.
• 1:21:14
  Easy, You got to give it a go. Give it a go.
• 1:21:16
  Bro, it's jerking off for you while you're sleeping. It's auto jerk like
• 1:21:20
  you're saving time. You're you're not. You're thinking about all the time you're
• 1:21:25
  using. Looking at that's the future, looking at material, looking at material,
• 1:21:29
  you're wasting hours you're actually involving is focused exercise laries back in the day.
• 1:21:34
  I'm now sleeping and doing the same thing you're wasting three hours on.
• 1:21:39
  Now, fuck around and save some fucking time throat today. Guys, your
• 1:21:42
  girlfriend's not gonna be like what you look at your poor it's like, God,
• 1:21:44
  maybe looking I'm not I'm going to bed with a fucking boner, bitch
• 1:21:46
  and waking up with it. But no, no, yeah, I'm never
• 1:21:50
  gone home. I'm never gone to sleep with the boner. But definitely no
• 1:21:54
  porn, you know what. Definitely no porn. Starting off with no porn,
• 1:21:58
  that's first, that's is gay, you know, But no porn.
• 1:22:00
  Then you're not fucking your girlfriend. Yo. If you can jerk off with
• 1:22:03
  no porn, I think you're doing something there. Yeah, you're hannibal lecter,
• 1:22:08
  dude, you're a fucking inmate in jail. What's the lotion jerking off
• 1:22:15
  with no porn? That's a scale though, it's a skill. Man,
• 1:22:16
  you're a cave man, that's not skilled. A cave man got mind and
• 1:22:20
  you broke. I think you got mind over matter when you're at that level.
• 1:22:24
  Honestly, I want to say, the last time I did that was
• 1:22:26
  like two years ago. Why what did the internet waff I? Dude?
• 1:22:30
  What are you talking about? I was just like straight focused chakras. He's
• 1:22:33
  talking on his chakras. Bro, what are you focused on the wall?
• 1:22:38
  And you just close your eyes? Dude? Yeah, and then the primal
• 1:22:43
  bro like fucking pro fucking tied because what, dude, what did you do
• 1:22:49
  when you were a teenager? Have fucking porno? Always? Dog? What
• 1:22:54
  was the first porn you found? Did you? Because I remember finding some
• 1:22:56
  on the on the floor still when I was walking from school, I found
• 1:22:59
  like four sheet so I might even still have them. But what was the
• 1:23:01
  first porn? You remember? The first parents because the Internet was still seventy
• 1:23:05
  eight and seventy nine on the black House in it box non penetration though,
• 1:23:12
  see I keep I watched him home first internet porn adult friend finder? Dude?
• 1:23:16
  There you go. Yeah, I got I got to meet new friends
• 1:23:20
  tonight and I was gradual. You guys are California, so you see I'm
• 1:23:25
  from the Midwest, where I feel like those stories was like you find some
• 1:23:28
  sheets of porn on the ground and someone through like that's weird. No,
• 1:23:30
  that's a lot of kids. Everyone says that in the wood when I was.
• 1:23:34
  When I was, that's how I came up on porn the woods.
• 1:23:38
  No, none in the woods. So, like I was working a job
• 1:23:41
  and then we were cleaning up around this fucking like what is it like like
• 1:23:45
  a they put tires and the produce small checks type of ship. And then
• 1:23:48
  I and then that was the bathroom we were allowed to use or we're working
• 1:23:50
  on the street. So I just went into the bathroom. There's a bunch
• 1:23:54
  of porno magazine in there, so I just fucking stole one. Now,
• 1:23:57
  he's all when they're and there too, those were some dirty one yeah,
• 1:24:00
  and they were something I didn't care that. I was like fifteen. Yeah,
• 1:24:04
  but you're like, I want to see what the inside of this black
• 1:24:08
  girl's pussy looks. He cares about what you know, fucking cas about her
• 1:24:13
  handle this nut sticky sticky hoften. How often did you do You're all curious.
• 1:24:17
  You were looking at poor differently that day. You're like, yow,
• 1:24:19
  come this black girl's pussy super preak. It's converted to the other one.
• 1:24:23
  Hey, you're just like, but it still does the job. Research,
• 1:24:26
  bro, dude, do some research. You know what. I hated though
• 1:24:29
  when I when I downad something on like lamemire and it always came out.
• 1:24:31
  No, I did not have sexual relations with I have no idea what that
• 1:24:35
  was. At the moment, I was just trying to get the little Wayne
• 1:24:36
  Mats tape. I'm like, the fuck is this? Who is having sexual
• 1:24:41
  relations with who? Now I know it was, but I didn't know why
• 1:24:45
  that was on every fucking song. You know, we all got rappers are
• 1:24:47
  real ahead of their time with those sounds they were using, man like,
• 1:24:50
  they really were like on some like I don't give a fuck about this music,
• 1:24:55
  just make it whatever, And it was tight. That was a full
• 1:24:58
  on scamming though, like that that says they would be on It was just
• 1:25:00
  for me to go to that website. What was the website? I don't
• 1:25:03
  know, he like, I never once I heard that. I just deleted
• 1:25:06
  it. Yeah, I didn't finish is not You remember the portnal previews,
• 1:25:12
  the thirty second previews. No, you can just watch them about to say
• 1:25:15
  you're drinking off. I was like your horn, you a little keep drinking
• 1:25:17
  off three seconds. You got to you have to pay for the portals,
• 1:25:23
  so like you just like, what the fuck, damn, I gotta pay
• 1:25:25
  for this. And then like it would be like a certain edition, like
• 1:25:29
  yeah, it looks like on the thing and it gives you a little rundown.
• 1:25:31
  Yeah, what you're about to watch it? Yeah? Yeah, a
• 1:25:35
  little a little preview, yeah, a little summary. Okay, well,
• 1:25:39
  what if you watch with your girlfriend? Is that game? Is that?
• 1:25:41
  Is that not part of the nocking drinking off situation? I feel like it's
• 1:25:45
  I feel like it's better when she's not your girlfriend and you could just treat
• 1:25:46
  her like a slug like when you when it when it's your girlfriend, Like
• 1:25:51
  you have to respect her. So you can't just like choke and watch it
• 1:25:55
  that doesn't look like her. You can't just be like wanting to take him
• 1:25:57
  a frustration on you. Choke you like take choke, you too, already
• 1:26:00
  gonna hate me the next day. You can't watch it that don't look like
• 1:26:01
  her kind of has to resemble her. You can't. You can't watch watchorno
• 1:26:06
  and then some bitch looks like a bitch, you don't like no, I
• 1:26:13
  you know I don't like Jessica with curly Haro. Why would you put on
• 1:26:15
  this girl with ruined all night rowing home? Yeah? Yeah, I can
• 1:26:24
  hope your sleep jerky off like this guy says, yeah, ghost comes through
• 1:26:28
  it just fucking jerks you off. Dude, that's a succubist. Is a
• 1:26:33
  scary part could have been? Those are real? I know, what about
• 1:26:36
  all the wet dreams that we had before? What of those were just like
• 1:26:39
  demons? Fucking a lot of a lot of child supporting. Hell, let's
• 1:26:45
  do drama, yeah, bro, because like you wouldn't have we dreams all
• 1:26:50
  the time. No, honestly, even younger. I feel like I had
• 1:26:54
  them more when I got older on some ship like maybe I'm just developed later.
• 1:26:59
  But fucking yeah, dude, try white dream out. Guys, it's
• 1:27:02
  fucking pretty rad. Don't jerk off for a month that long, bro,
• 1:27:06
  What I'm not drugged me, I wouldn't know, like month, can't go
• 1:27:14
  it was right after a few weeks, they're just like, oh man,
• 1:27:15
  there's like this tingle lasts a long time. The longest like you're just like,
• 1:27:20
  oh, I know, it's a trip. I don't even know why
• 1:27:24
  it fucking happened. Then I got a lady and I, you know,
• 1:27:28
  put down the Shemails regular ship. But yeah, a few years ago,
• 1:27:31
  just May's hell of sense. I was like, you know what, if
• 1:27:32
  you're really gonna watch a man fucking have sex, that's that's kind of I
• 1:27:38
  don't know you can do what you do with that information, but I don't
• 1:27:41
  know that fun to me. I was just like, I'm getting too t
• 1:27:45
  imagining your wiener is is wiener? Like fuck? Yeah, dude, on
• 1:27:48
  the Oculist, always a whole different game. Yeah, but you know what
• 1:27:57
  I recently discovered on the Oculus thanks to Chili shout out to the bowling.
• 1:28:00
  Yeah, she's addicted to dogs. She's addicted to She's like, bro,
• 1:28:06
  I can't stop playing this bowling thing. I'm gonna be good. There is
• 1:28:11
  a bowling game. He just wants to be on my team, dude,
• 1:28:13
  that's what it is. I want you to have a team behind the hungry
• 1:28:15
  team will do though. I'll tell you my birthday this year, it's gonna
• 1:28:18
  be going down to the bowling and we're taking it over that we're doing here,
• 1:28:21
  No we are, but that's gonna be the after party. Okay,
• 1:28:26
  nas Year's Eve Nitress sponsored by Nitrous Mafia. You want to know, it's
• 1:28:31
  crazy. I've never done nitrous recreationally. No, I don't. I don't
• 1:28:36
  funk with that either. On it. It just doesn't eat me alone no
• 1:28:40
  more. Yeah, No, I's whippets. So he's seen someone like,
• 1:28:44
  oh, Bro, I've seen Oh, I've seen the worst people on Whippets
• 1:28:46
  you've ever seen in your life. I've seen people that you would know want
• 1:28:48
  to touch that ship again, like those videos online. I've had those motherfuckers.
• 1:28:54
  I have dealt with him. I know a few of them personally.
• 1:28:57
  Is not really I know motherfuckers that what I blays would take his tank to
• 1:29:01
  the park. He got caught up with his tank on the park bench,
• 1:29:04
  thinking everything's all a okay, fucking sonny wook day, Bro, just hanging
• 1:29:10
  out on the park literally with a tank here, bro. Yeah, And
• 1:29:14
  he then got a good lawyer and shout out, all right, so were
• 1:29:17
  you there were No? Hell no, because you know what, I'll be
• 1:29:19
  real, I don't. I don't like a lot of that fuck shit.
• 1:29:21
  I don't like nitrous, and I don't really abide in the drug culture.
• 1:29:26
  Ship I don't really like fuck with it or do any of it. I
• 1:29:29
  don't drink alcohol even to be real, Yeah, I've been drinking three or
• 1:29:32
  more years whatever. Just just dude, honestly like focusing on shit that matters
• 1:29:36
  to me and uh and smoking is enough, you know for what it is
• 1:29:42
  and that, but uh, everything that comes around that ship to me is
• 1:29:45
  always just brought fucking heartache and bash ship. And you know, negative shit
• 1:29:47
  really, I mean not nitrous, but you don't. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:29:51
  when you crash a fucking eighty thousand dollars car nitrous, you'll realize that she's
• 1:29:55
  not too fucking good, either because the car had nitrous or because the persons
• 1:29:59
  driving they in might have both had they might have This sounds another car sounds
• 1:30:04
  like it had n No, especially with nies being in California just so goddamn
• 1:30:09
  like available is And I can grown up in Milwaukee, bro never seen balloons
• 1:30:15
  that parties or ship ever. It's crazy, man, California drug culture.
• 1:30:18
  You guys are fucking nasty. Now when you're sixteen yeard, you know,
• 1:30:23
  you got like three four five friends and went to jail. It's crazy out
• 1:30:26
  here. And so what happened to that dude in the park like he was
• 1:30:28
  just chilling. He's like, yeah, he got and he got caught up
• 1:30:30
  and he had to fight it for two years and he got a lawyer and
• 1:30:32
  be what's that considered that? I know, I forget public public and no,
• 1:30:38
  it's a possession of a possession of a medical controlled substance. Yeah,
• 1:30:43
  and they could get ask with the intensive distribute if he had more than one
• 1:30:45
  balloon. Yes, it was fucking especially when something that's like no, no,
• 1:30:50
  straight yeah, like straight up, like that's he had more than one
• 1:30:55
  balloon because that was pop. Gotta be safe. Your soldiers don't do it
• 1:31:00
  out of the balloon though, you know that now my teeth, you do
• 1:31:02
  that, I'm good, I'm good. Yeah. You see me do that
• 1:31:05
  in Vegas when I was two tanks in And I'm not doing that no more.
• 1:31:09
  Called fro Zone from Incredible for my fucking birthday though. We're going in
• 1:31:14
  THEPTE be watching same team. Yeah. By the way, we need to
• 1:31:18
  do a fucking with Is Stephtale done on tour yet? Oh he's open all
• 1:31:25
  right, So I Stphne. Next Thursday? Is that Thanksgiving? Yes?
• 1:31:31
  All right? Next Wednesday we're going in for sure morning. We could do
• 1:31:39
  it at night, nitrous night, and we could go bowling afterwards. Oh,
• 1:31:45
  let's go ball. I'm down to hit that ball and should have.
• 1:31:46
  Like valid, let's go telling dude to show up there on my three balls.
• 1:31:49
  I've been practicing on the Wii, so I forgot it was on the
• 1:31:54
  Wii. But the Oculus one is way more sick dude. Hey, you
• 1:31:56
  know what, it's cool. I fucking try to throw the ball into the
• 1:31:59
  crowd and didn't let me. Like. I was like, that's the kind
• 1:32:03
  of ship the government watches and they red flag that kind of ship. Yeah,
• 1:32:06
  like they're probably like cycle paths. Oh yeah, you turn around,
• 1:32:10
  they're like, oh you's doing that. Fuck. They just like like one
• 1:32:13
  tally extra Like you know what they do too, though, you're really good
• 1:32:16
  at Fortnite and all that. Ship they'll get you to go like use drones
• 1:32:20
  and ship like the government is scouting people that are good. Yeah, that
• 1:32:24
  makes sense. Think about it. You're good at using you're good at being
• 1:32:28
  good on call duty. You don't think you'll be good at some drones shit,
• 1:32:30
  because it's all about ie coordination. Yeah, you don't think they're catching
• 1:32:34
  these kids and be like, yo, you want to work here. I
• 1:32:36
  hope, so, I hope the next draft is just like the top thousand
• 1:32:41
  major league gamers. They just recruit them and throw them on the front line.
• 1:32:44
  That's what all aid and followers get them the fuck out on there.
• 1:32:47
  They think they can have done. Followers like it's like, Yo, no
• 1:32:51
  scope, you guys want to brag about hacking and all this shit, cool,
• 1:32:56
  go ahead and do it for America because my skill is being overweight and
• 1:33:00
  podcasting. Ain't gonna do shit first. Because they do. I can report
• 1:33:02
  on it. That's it. You get a plea bark You gotta you.
• 1:33:05
  If you plead guilty and you get a plea bargain, are you shooting yourself?
• 1:33:09
  No, I'm doing. Those kids that hacked the government and hacks ship,
• 1:33:13
  they go to jail. But third lawyer, if he's a good lawyer,
• 1:33:15
  dude, plea bargain because now you get to work for the government.
• 1:33:16
  I would just get a bunch of like tattooed numbing emotion and just shoot my
• 1:33:19
  leg. You really think tattoo numbing lotion is going to stop the pain from
• 1:33:26
  a fucking bullet in your fucking leg from a twenty two, how much run?
• 1:33:30
  How much? How much rubbing lotion? Like the whole pack, Yeah,
• 1:33:33
  the whole jar. How long are you just dip his whole fucking ship,
• 1:33:39
  the whole thing marinate. Technically, I would just shoot myself up with
• 1:33:42
  like anesthesia and then just shoot it that way I want to feel and then
• 1:33:45
  go to the hospital. Ah, shoot yourself and dude some morphine and then
• 1:33:50
  like I'll be like, look, man, I live in South Central.
• 1:33:54
  Some black guys just shot up my e. You can't go to war,
• 1:33:56
  And I'll be like, it's our war out here already because you have to
• 1:33:59
  because what Yeah, you got a brother, You're not the only You're not
• 1:34:01
  the only kid. He's gay, dude, they're exempt, so you gotta
• 1:34:05
  go. So then you gotta go. You gotta go gay, gotta go
• 1:34:09
  gay. Then I'll be like, it's in genetics. Do them gay?
• 1:34:12
  Two of us not even fighting. Look, prove it you're a gay.
• 1:34:16
  My brother will proved for me Dad. You know Dad's not gay, Like
• 1:34:25
  like, yeah, I don't know. I'll tell you like that would be
• 1:34:28
  like my excuse to go to Japan and just find a way be like,
• 1:34:30
  well, starting to beat you. They're going to war too. They're going
• 1:34:33
  to war two dogs their allies with us when we go to But they got
• 1:34:36
  like they got people they want to go to war out there like they don't
• 1:34:40
  need somebody that's fat like me. Yeah, I actually do think you know,
• 1:34:44
  they opened up the open it for fat people. Trust me. When
• 1:34:46
  we're in war, there's no such thing as like you're too fat, your
• 1:34:49
  color blind you. You don't they we're at war. Dog. It's as
• 1:34:54
  it's known as a meat shield. Yeah, you're on the front line.
• 1:34:58
  Yeah no, and you're just a meat shield. You didn't make me think
• 1:35:00
  about it during D Day. Perfect for D Day, boom hit that if
• 1:35:04
  I'm going running to the beach is a normandy baby, I need you whales.
• 1:35:09
  If I find out I'm going in the front right before thebody gets looked,
• 1:35:13
  right before before we started everything. I'm turning around. I like who
• 1:35:15
  I am? He said, I'm throwing that bowling ball back at you.
• 1:35:19
  Oh god, dude, you're gonna kill though your homies. Dog, I
• 1:35:24
  would turn around. Who are poor bitches? Just let the gardens listening this,
• 1:35:29
  don't let him go. Don't leties. Don't go out there right before
• 1:35:32
  you put me in immediate meat shield propel the star beach right blow up,
• 1:35:38
  Like I'd be like, I know a few fucking Muslims out there that love
• 1:35:42
  me. I could literally see you. They can't fuck possibly all Samity two
• 1:35:46
  version. Now that you say that, Now that you say that, I
• 1:35:50
  think if you were part of D Day and you had to run on the
• 1:35:53
  beach, I think you would just act like you're dead for sure, cover
• 1:35:57
  myself in a bunch of dead bodies. Yeah, I'd be like, Oh,
• 1:36:00
  it's hopefully they feel bad for me at the end of this. They're
• 1:36:02
  not going to pick up the dead bodies. They don't know, Yeah,
• 1:36:04
  they do. They have to go and they put dog chains and give it
• 1:36:08
  back to the people. They always get their own body or like the like
• 1:36:11
  the I don't know, but it's part of if it's your own people,
• 1:36:14
  imagine like these were like that's a chore to go back and have to grab
• 1:36:17
  their their stuff from them, and and it's like, come on, just
• 1:36:21
  let someone's body is someone's family member that's got to fight find them. I
• 1:36:26
  don't remember you guys, remember American gangster. Everybody has to come back period.
• 1:36:30
  What everybody? What if you're like, what if you're like putting.
• 1:36:34
  I mean, then you have to you have to give something like a just
• 1:36:38
  bring it back in the blender. There are American soldiers, these are veterans.
• 1:36:45
  Well we're talking about any soldieryn't have to be right, keep that gut
• 1:36:50
  healthy. But no, they got to bring everybody back then bring it back
• 1:36:56
  in the ship bag. I respect that, but you know, if it
• 1:36:58
  was up to me, we have to leave some behind. You know.
• 1:37:00
  It's just the way imagine it. Like if you're splattered the building, bagg
• 1:37:03
  is the snow man man ground beef snowman. You're not with that fucking uh
• 1:37:14
  humpty dumpty dogs, you're not humpty dumpy. Can't just rebuild. You just
• 1:37:17
  fall off a wall. They told they warned that fool about fucking kicking it
• 1:37:21
  on that wall. There is enough. What was the story, I don't
• 1:37:26
  really remember. I just remember he's a dumb, stupid egg that falls off
• 1:37:28
  the wall. He wasn't dumb broke. He was like arrogant. That's what
• 1:37:30
  it was like. Because the king told him right like he he thought he
• 1:37:33
  could do whatever he wants. Something you would do exaber and then that fool
• 1:37:39
  fucking like set on that wall and then like like everybody that can pass him
• 1:37:42
  by the wall and I had away like you're gonna fall and I was like,
• 1:37:45
  nah, fuck you. And then sure enough, like I think,
• 1:37:48
  like when knocked that fool over, you like to live on the edge alone.
• 1:37:53
  That's what cost him to his life sometimes, dude, you see those
• 1:37:56
  guys that doing what you love. Guy, you see those guys jumping buildings
• 1:38:00
  and you tell them why, they're like, they know they're gonna die.
• 1:38:03
  Yep, they know they're gonna die. Those those uh hang gliders not yeah,
• 1:38:09
  that was an Israel not that. Uh yeah, the jumpsuit guys,
• 1:38:12
  squirrel shoes. Yeah, yeah, like the sea, seventy percent of the
• 1:38:15
  schools die. If you're in that sport, you're known you're gonna die as
• 1:38:19
  you should. Yeah, you see, you know when you're having too much
• 1:38:24
  fun, there's got to be some limit where you die. That it does
• 1:38:28
  look like a lot of Yeah, it looks like a lot of fun.
• 1:38:30
  Like you can't one sport that you'd be willing to do or a job that
• 1:38:33
  you're like Miami eat but like it none, then I would be doing it.
• 1:38:41
  Batman, Batman, I don't know, you know what it's like tennis,
• 1:38:45
  but with that lighter one that falls with it's got like the bird on
• 1:38:47
  it. That is have the fun. Yeah, you go slow. I
• 1:38:50
  play tennis when I was younger. You know which one? Now you mentioned
• 1:38:53
  it and I think it's scary, but i'd be down and it's kind of
• 1:38:56
  known as sport. Uh. Cave diving, Oh just you would do that?
• 1:39:01
  No, No cave diving. When you go where you go, where
• 1:39:05
  you go in the crevices that have you seen some videos who got stuck?
• 1:39:12
  I'm not doing that, bro, Dan webbows. You gotta have balls to
• 1:39:15
  do. Ship like that. You're on the tank and if your ship runs
• 1:39:18
  out or you get lost in a different you made a left instead of a
• 1:39:21
  ride, get stuck, work bar, that's a fucking that's a sports to
• 1:39:28
  me that it must be beautiful. It must be beautiful to be in the
• 1:39:30
  cave. No one's been, No one's been in this cave. This is
• 1:39:33
  like some ship. You know that she could be toxic though, because some
• 1:39:38
  caves, like for example, there's these crystal caves in like Mexico, Ecuador,
• 1:39:43
  like these giant crystals are in there. But because these crystals produce a
• 1:39:45
  certain kind of oxidation. You can die there within fucking minutes. So like,
• 1:39:50
  sometimes these caves are better that you don't go exploring because the minerals and
• 1:39:56
  the actual stuff that grows in there. You're not you're not, you're not.
• 1:40:00
  Yeah, that's why only certain life forms kids survived down there, like
• 1:40:03
  bats and ship like that. But you're not supposed to be in caves.
• 1:40:06
  Yeah, you could get that. What's it if if if a fucking if
• 1:40:12
  a bat ships on you, ship can go wrong real quick. You can
• 1:40:15
  have rabies. Nah, what the hell are you talking about? If bats
• 1:40:18
  ships on you in the little Yeah, guana can kill you, first of
• 1:40:24
  all. If if a lot of bats, then why do they set it?
• 1:40:27
  Guana can kill you? And what do they set up? A fertilizer
• 1:40:30
  I don't know, doesn't mean okay, just things can Just because it's being
• 1:40:34
  sold doesn't mean it can't kill you. Only only things are sold. I
• 1:40:38
  can kill you. Salt eat a lot of salt. Let me know how
• 1:40:40
  it goes. Bleach Bleach is not having nutritional facts on it, right,
• 1:40:46
  my computers that my computers that but typing guava whatever, and it can kill
• 1:40:50
  you, like if like you know those those those investigators that go like looking
• 1:40:56
  for bats. If if they if they disturb the bats and they all wake
• 1:41:00
  up and they'll run out and they'll shit on these guys. They could die,
• 1:41:02
  all right? No, no, no, no, what's the like
• 1:41:04
  what's the fashion though? For clothing? Though? So if you get shipped
• 1:41:08
  on a bet, like what protects you? Is there like actual functional clothing,
• 1:41:11
  Like you just got a like shit proof clothing for the bats? Like
• 1:41:14
  are they actually suited up? You know what? I what I found right
• 1:41:16
  now. Scattered bat droppings aka guano do not pose a risk and can be
• 1:41:24
  safely swept up or vacuumed. Of course, in the cave, you got
• 1:41:28
  the vacuum. Of course, the dust often found in the addicts may be
• 1:41:34
  an irritant, and you might be wise to wear a dust mask. There
• 1:41:39
  is little risk to histole plasmosis. That's what you were worried about. Is
• 1:41:45
  read that? You read that because I'm illiterate in that first. Plasmosis symptoms
• 1:41:49
  may be anything from a mild influence to blood abnormalities and fever, or even
• 1:41:56
  possibly dying from a fungal disease. Yeah, and that lands on you.
• 1:42:02
  You could die, like I'm saying, if you're if you're an investigator in
• 1:42:04
  a bat in a like a lot, you know how bats come out in
• 1:42:08
  a crazy thousands not one for thousand of them come out and they all shipp
• 1:42:13
  on you like bird you could die. That's like, yeah, a lot
• 1:42:16
  of ship maybe just from the weight of its You ever watch Hey Arnold?
• 1:42:20
  Oh yeah, come on, what episode you remember that monkey business one where
• 1:42:24
  they think they have monkey nucleoses and they hell the things. She's turning into
• 1:42:28
  a monkey. Oh yeah, she gets bit by that little by the little
• 1:42:30
  monkey. Yeah, that was a crazy I was just I was just thinking
• 1:42:34
  about that episode because of the disease. But yeah, and then because that
• 1:42:38
  fucking uh that that green Oh yeah, they go to the zoo on the
• 1:42:42
  future. Yeah, and then he was like, yeah, you can get
• 1:42:45
  monkey nucleos. He's gonna turn into a monkey. That cartoon was It's really
• 1:42:49
  just a rip of a spider Man that episode, honestly, Yeah, with
• 1:42:54
  a monkey. Yeah, with a monkey. And the cartoons just take like
• 1:42:57
  good good cartoons and fucking mimicum for one episode and you think it's original.
• 1:43:01
  Do you guys remember the obviously you guys remember Dexter's Laboratory. But do you
• 1:43:04
  remember there was a segment that last d D Yeah, do you remember there
• 1:43:11
  was a segment in there that would play early that had a superhero that was
• 1:43:14
  a monkey and there was a team yeah, yeah, do you remember that
• 1:43:17
  part of his own Yeah, it was like it was team It was a
• 1:43:20
  super smart monkey that he like made the lab or something. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:43:24
  but it was a team of them. It was I just can't remember
• 1:43:27
  that. And it was a little segment which had nothing to do with with
• 1:43:30
  that strat all. It was just part of like Justice Friends, Justice Friends.
• 1:43:34
  Do you remember that? And there was some guy Rocker I got the
• 1:43:36
  long hair, then the monkey with the am on his fucking it. Yeah,
• 1:43:42
  I can picture. I remember, and I don't think it was a
• 1:43:45
  full on like production, but it was like little segments and dial m for
• 1:43:48
  a monkey. Yeah, yeah, there it was Dog the Classics. That
• 1:43:55
  ship was crazy, though he did come out of that. And then I
• 1:43:58
  do remember they used to watch the fucking Justice Resident. And then on Dexter's
• 1:44:01
  laps, it was an episode where DD would watch this black fool on TV
• 1:44:04
  and she learned how to dance, and Dexter was mad because he couldn't get
• 1:44:08
  the fucking dance though. Yeah, yeah, racism for kids and like they
• 1:44:15
  made they made the fucking like the mom always have big ass ass. Yeah
• 1:44:19
  oh yeah, yeah, give someone a look at some future we dress like
• 1:44:25
  the Incredibles. Mom should have not been that thick. Why not? I
• 1:44:29
  agree she should be. I was like, it's a kid, they're encouraging
• 1:44:30
  wet dreams. No, it's not encouraging wet dreams. It's for when your
• 1:44:35
  dad has to take the little kid. The dad has at least like the
• 1:44:40
  was it the Beach Volleyball video game back in the day with all the boobs
• 1:44:44
  the dead or alive? Yeah, they got all like whenever it's the fighting
• 1:44:47
  character was always read it out in Blockbuster. Yeah that I remember. I
• 1:44:51
  didn't have Xbox, but I remember seeing them like G four or whatever on
• 1:44:55
  the G four network and just like Dude's if you're a thirteen year old,
• 1:44:59
  you need to fucking play a volleyball game because it's got tits. We fell
• 1:45:03
  in love with Olivia momne what, I just don't know who Olivia Mone is?
• 1:45:09
  No show me a from G four. Yeah, chick, the one
• 1:45:12
  that they would throw hot dogs at. Yeah, I always like sexualizer,
• 1:45:15
  Like we were there for video games, but at one point you're like,
• 1:45:17
  what's going on? And you just were like, well, this is like
• 1:45:19
  you don't just catching hot gamers Like I'd like to throw my penis at her
• 1:45:24
  at that age. No, I was like why are we that age?
• 1:45:27
  I was like, why are we throwing hot dogs? Can we hurry up
• 1:45:29
  and fucking give me the review for People twenty four because my dad's asking me
• 1:45:31
  if I'm gonna want it or not, and I need to know if it's
• 1:45:34
  worth FIFA, you're so bold a little bit. Yeah, we had to
• 1:45:41
  compete with the other kids in the gated community. Dog, come on,
• 1:45:44
  what are we gonna do? You're like, what are we gonna do?
• 1:45:46
  Be poor? Yeah, come on? They robbed and ship It sounded like
• 1:45:50
  cartman, I want to do that and try to get his mom to get
• 1:45:54
  big tits and then he had to go get him because they were paid for.
• 1:45:56
  Yeah, is that she's still going on? Yeahfully just dropped a new
• 1:46:02
  a new special. It's called the pan Verse. It's fucking the best.
• 1:46:08
  No spoiler alert because it just came out, but you guys gotta check it
• 1:46:11
  out. In Paramount, I'm a huge South Park fan, So it's the
• 1:46:14
  best and Cartman is the main character, and I think he's the best character
• 1:46:16
  ever created ever in this world, in any universe. Cartmen is the best.
• 1:46:21
  Carmen is easy comic relief. Yeah, that's fucking straight up one of
• 1:46:29
  the first voices you probably learned as a kid to fucking mimic you know,
• 1:46:31
  when you're younger that like, you know, oh, yeah, that was
• 1:46:41
  so that that that that was from the Red Hot. Yeah that's a yeah.
• 1:46:46
  That show was. Yeah, such a great major kind of jealous as
• 1:46:49
  a kid because I could have never even leave America. And this bitch is
• 1:46:51
  traveling the world, this bitch, and she's getting an education down and she's
• 1:46:58
  got a a monkey don't and then her and then her fucking sister, fucking
• 1:47:01
  whore, little bitch dock not appreciating that they're traveling the world. You're like,
• 1:47:06
  can I switch spots with your little kid? And you're like, bro,
• 1:47:09
  you're yo. I literally don't go nowhere, not even during summer.
• 1:47:15
  I got a pool path. I think that's where my fucking uh like thing
• 1:47:17
  came from of like wanting to have a pet monkey dude, because she made
• 1:47:23
  it look cool dog. Remember when they both went to school in London.
• 1:47:25
  A monkey for sure could live a long time. That'd be like a thirty
• 1:47:28
  year friend. MM. Do you teach him to teach him to iron?
• 1:47:31
  I mean, I wouldn't teach him to iron, to be honest, I
• 1:47:33
  would just like him to do dirty. Like I would just be like,
• 1:47:36
  look, we're trying to hit this back with it, you know what I
• 1:47:39
  mean? And would you trust them enough to set up your to heat up
• 1:47:44
  down certain things that I would? You see those videos, there's that one
• 1:47:46
  of those. I'm giving the monkey that. Yeah, because again, like
• 1:47:50
  that monkey's name was I told you that dude? Yeah, I told you
• 1:47:54
  that fucking owner from that monkey. He's really somebody put him adapt no,
• 1:47:59
  dude, So I'm sorry. So I'm gonna tell you a story. So
• 1:48:01
  I remember when that monkey video was going around. I found the account over
• 1:48:04
  that monkey was coming from right and I hit up the account and I was
• 1:48:08
  like, hey, what's up. You bring the monkey to the studio.
• 1:48:10
  He was like, I'm not allowed to go back to America. He was
• 1:48:13
  like, I live in Mexico. He's like, I would personally fly you
• 1:48:15
  out, bring a camera crew and through all this ship. And then he
• 1:48:17
  was like asked Burner, and thats be real and tell him this is such
• 1:48:21
  and such. And then I was like, all right, I'm gonna do
• 1:48:25
  it. And then it checked out, like hey, Dad, like it
• 1:48:28
  fucking checked out that. He was like, yeah, if you go over
• 1:48:30
  there, though, it's like they're with the business, so like it's you
• 1:48:33
  know, like you know, like it's a whole different thing. He was
• 1:48:36
  like that monkey's fucking roommate is a fucking pet tiger and all this shit,
• 1:48:41
  like pretty much these people were with the business and I never I never took
• 1:48:44
  that change. Well, let's not forget about that monkey that was I was
• 1:48:45
  scared. I was like, fuck that dudem like they could kill me.
• 1:48:48
  Let's not forget about the monkey that was part of the cartel. That little
• 1:48:51
  one, the little one that was like had a gun that caught this for
• 1:48:55
  fucking shooting people. I heard him. I'm gonna look into the other cartel
• 1:49:02
  shot him. But they found him dead with the bulletpool. With the bulletpool
• 1:49:04
  vest. Oh that's right with it. He had a monkey vest. Yeah,
• 1:49:08
  I had a little protect the homie dog. What if it was handmadeer
• 1:49:12
  if that was like a bulletproof best for like a kid. No, it
• 1:49:14
  was like handmade for sure, because there's no there's no kid that's small like
• 1:49:16
  that ship was like it was. It was like and it was for sure,
• 1:49:19
  like let it up because you saw a little fucking little barriers. Hey,
• 1:49:24
  this is fucked up, like it's got banana print on the best.
• 1:49:28
  You know it was green, you know they you know they gave this full
• 1:49:30
  bumper two before they said go get a bump. Yeah you're not, like,
• 1:49:33
  yeah, at least we got the pure doggie a little potassium. Maybe
• 1:49:40
  he probably had a like for sure, man, like a monkey on on
• 1:49:43
  coke. That's a killer monkey right there, cocaine monkey. That's the next
• 1:49:49
  Netflix specialist and all those goofy shark shows. This cocaine monkey coming out soon
• 1:49:55
  that he hates Trnado. I don't watch fucking on you of that garbage.
• 1:49:58
  I don't even watch TV. But I wouldn't even give that ship at the
• 1:50:00
  time of day other than making fun of it. Yeah, sometimes I adult
• 1:50:05
  was like in certain shape where I'm like, why am I watching this?
• 1:50:08
  Like the other day I had it out for like background noise, and I
• 1:50:11
  saw that we NEI the Pooh that that they had this Winny to Pooh,
• 1:50:15
  Blood and Honey. Stupidest fucking movie I've ever watched on Netflix or partially watched
• 1:50:21
  just this movie. Why it's not Netflix is on Peacock. But why did
• 1:50:26
  it even make it on this network? Like, Yo, this ship belongs
• 1:50:29
  on Tube, Yah, theater and cinema. Dude, I don't even know
• 1:50:31
  if it exists anymore as far as anything that's like, like it's rare.
• 1:50:34
  It' said, what's that lame mass movie? You watched? Ray Friday?
• 1:50:39
  What or the Lights One? Ray looked at you like, what the fuck?
• 1:50:43
  Oh, you knows what I'm talking about? He called the lame I'm
• 1:50:45
  not making He saw he ta finance Freddy's. Yeah, Friday Nights and Friday's
• 1:50:48
  or whatever. Do you know that that made Chuck E Cheese take all the
• 1:50:51
  mascots out. That's cool? What Yeah, yeah, it'd become an influence
• 1:50:58
  because now it's creepy to the kids. So Chuck E Cheese said, no
• 1:51:00
  more mascots, they're gone. They were kind of creepy, though, that's
• 1:51:04
  not chucking them. The Chucky Cheese and they were right at like the dawn
• 1:51:10
  of like the technology changing you know, I think you give put them in
• 1:51:14
  now it could be a lot better, you know, yeah, but that
• 1:51:15
  kind of like instead that it's actual is ar screen and it's just them on
• 1:51:20
  like the Chucky cheese on the screen all doing ship like how they having times
• 1:51:25
  square like the ar billboards and ship with the whales popping out. Just have
• 1:51:29
  them playing on there, you know, something like that Chucky VR. But
• 1:51:32
  they're gone, no more Chucky, no more fucking stupid fun. That's crazy,
• 1:51:38
  Like the animatronics are going more that fucking chucky cheese thanks to fucking that
• 1:51:42
  movie. That's not even good. That movie's trash. That's what I heard.
• 1:51:45
  I saw. Yeah, Peacock has a lot of like like the only
• 1:51:49
  good movie that I saw in Peacock because I saw all the ones. Uh,
• 1:51:53
  Mario was cool, but Mario horrible? Bro, What to fucking cut
• 1:52:00
  scene of a video game? The whole fucking thing? What was the best
• 1:52:04
  movie of the year? Please down, dude, as a kid watch a
• 1:52:10
  kids movie, like what do you what do you smpt? For kids?
• 1:52:13
  It just felt like it was like a cut scene like I was about to
• 1:52:15
  like at the end, I was like, is Mario Party the game about
• 1:52:17
  to start right now. Like when Did Kong showed up, did was like,
• 1:52:23
  oh they circle, that makes sense. All that's really created with like
• 1:52:27
  big marketing, like in mind to make products and ship and then they hit
• 1:52:30
  that movie. But it's I don't know, I with it. I fuck
• 1:52:34
  with the idea of coming out. I like the old school Mario movie with
• 1:52:38
  the two Italian goop that sh that was garbage. That is garbage, but
• 1:52:41
  it's goodly garbage. This is just garbage. That's how I feel about the
• 1:52:45
  opposite. I don't know, see, I feel like I feel like everyone
• 1:52:47
  just wants to I hated garbage. Was the fucking hero. I see that.
• 1:52:51
  Yeah we can get into that part. Yeah that just sucks, Like
• 1:52:54
  if you want to get yeah, that's like, that's not even the show,
• 1:52:57
  that's not even the fucking movie. Or yeah, fucking choose bowser Mario
• 1:53:01
  bro come on, yeah you want the big boy, you want the fucking
• 1:53:04
  mustache. Make up your mind. He's like three, so Toad little toade
• 1:53:09
  in between. Toad is pretty gay. But you know that's why secretly he'd
• 1:53:15
  be getting it, yea with all the other toads. Dude, that's like
• 1:53:17
  the West Hollywood and the like these are all happy, they're all acted.
• 1:53:24
  Yeah, these are too too happy. I'm like, yo, what's up
• 1:53:27
  with the toads that for the gays in Hollywood? Calmed toadstools? Like sure
• 1:53:32
  through the gays. Yeah, but hey, dude, I want to thank
• 1:53:38
  you for coming on. Bro, Let's give it up for a beach.
• 1:53:42
  Appreciate it, honestly, thank you for giving us so much insight on the
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  bike world. Bro. Like, now that I know, I know what
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  kind of bike to look for, yeah, oh yeah, easy, we'll
• 1:53:49
  get you on ace up and and then even other than that, we'll get
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  you on whenever you're free. I mean, I'm not trying to do anything
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  before but the next month after the month when I come back from Japan,
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  Well, if you don't have a bike, you could just borrow one of
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  mine and ship for ride two just a week ago. That would be sick.
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  That's what I tell anyone who's like, uh, you know, it's
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  like to borrow one of my bikes. I got, you know, fucking
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  fifteen bikes and ship you could ride one and then usually end up gaining your
• 1:54:12
  own and you know, making fun with it. You can you know,
• 1:54:15
  customize and do whatever the fuck with it. I got pretty much fools that
• 1:54:17
  will you know, whoever's dipping paint on cars and ship do that to bikes
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  and you know that's sick, Like we could, like I was saying with
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  the availability with a b real bike, like we have a bad ass doctor
• 1:54:30
  green thumb bike like stupid, Like I mean, that's what I'm saying.
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  I know that racing is dope and I see the black and goal. But
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  yeah, no, for sure, Like I said, anyone who's listening,
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  Yeah, if you're interested in the bike scene, give me a follow,
• 1:54:42
  ask me any questions on bikes or anything, if you got anything in mind,
• 1:54:45
  any ideas, and beach mode blocks on Instagram or YouTube or Facebook or
• 1:54:54
  porn hub or grinder or wherever. No, just fucking with all that.
• 1:54:59
  But really, when it comes down to it, yeah, get a bike,
• 1:55:00
  come have fun with us and ship. It's a whole vibe. Like
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  really, there's nothing like it. If you know and got shit going on
• 1:55:06
  one day a month, come out and get some miles and have found with
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  the boys quick recap. They don't need any bike, right, they don't
• 1:55:13
  need any bike. It's it's crazy, And I know a lot of people
• 1:55:17
  think because these bikes are nice, and it's it's kind of like the Nike
• 1:55:20
  shit where it's like, oh, I can't just come with the fucking this
• 1:55:24
  to the to the like ady ship, Like I don't want to come to
• 1:55:27
  the Sash with a moss down. I want to come with a heady Ryano
• 1:55:31
  or a fucking Hoops glass shout out to the boys, or Malachy's glass.
• 1:55:35
  I want to come from dope and that is valid once you get into the
• 1:55:39
  Seymour and but you know, getting into it, all you need is to
• 1:55:45
  keep up and uh and wheels to have fun. And dude, we rode
• 1:55:47
  with kids with fucking beat down bike uh, beach cruisers you know, and
• 1:55:53
  every level and it if you could keep up and ship which and then one
• 1:55:56
  more thing, let them know, what's what's the next event? Do you
• 1:55:58
  have one coming up? So a lot of people they're pretty interactive, so
• 1:56:01
  they might pull up and ship I know. You know what if you're in
• 1:56:04
  if you're in Japan or Vietnam, any local ones by any chance it's December,
• 1:56:11
  you know, because it's because it's winter right now. There's there's events
• 1:56:14
  every weekend. Really like it's so renegade. There's there's real rideouts every weekend
• 1:56:18
  as far as your Instagram, as far as big stuff that's put on by
• 1:56:23
  me or through my company, we do about three or four big ones a
• 1:56:27
  year in a variety of spots. I through Beach Reads all the time whenever
• 1:56:30
  I board you know on you know Venice Beach will do a ride or Huntington.
• 1:56:34
  So yeah, give me a follow on there and I'll always post a
• 1:56:38
  flyer and feel free. If you're back by by the sixteenth, you got
• 1:56:41
  to pull up to the We're having an event Honey High and Hungry. Uh
• 1:56:45
  Toy drive a Huntington. Oh, I'd love to be part of that.
• 1:56:46
  We'll bring a bike for sure. What is it? What is it?
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  Uh, December sixteenth, Yep. We're doing it in the city, hunting
• 1:56:53
  and Summer and we're having over twenty vendors so you can do some last minute
• 1:56:57
  shopping there if anybody wants to come by. Twenty independent businesses. We got
• 1:57:00
  four vendors that are that were featured on High and Hungary, so that you
• 1:57:03
  know it's gonna be some bomb. We didn't got a smoky section in the
• 1:57:05
  back and you can just go toy drive though is Yeah, toy driver.
• 1:57:10
  Don't show up like a clowning, no toy you better bring some and have
• 1:57:13
  fun, you know. And then if any of your sponsors want to vendor,
• 1:57:15
  he's got spots open, okay. Yeah, if you like they want
• 1:57:18
  to vendor, yeah, like their own business or whatever, like yeah,
• 1:57:21
  maybe like you know, if you tell your people, be like, hey,
• 1:57:24
  we're gonna have a bike tent. Whatever will fix over your bike or
• 1:57:26
  whatever. There's or services you could do it there. I'll get is that
• 1:57:29
  that's an all day event. That's like a block six take a block party
• 1:57:31
  kind of talk to six. Yeah, it's like a it's like a like
• 1:57:33
  a thrifting kind of thing. I fuck with that, and like and we
• 1:57:35
  could do somewhere, even do a ride maybe to the event, and we
• 1:57:40
  do that and that's how we'll give them. I'm pretty sure the Crafty Kings
• 1:57:43
  will do some discount. Yeah, that shows up on a bike. It's
• 1:57:46
  a vibe. You show up on the bike, Bro, you're fucking killing
• 1:57:48
  you know, I would be fucking sick. Yeah, yeah, that seriously,
• 1:57:51
  that would And and anyone too listen. If it's gonna go to the
• 1:57:55
  event, feel free to message me and ship we give around thirty plug Us
• 1:58:00
  bikes a year through s He Bikes, And I mean, this is no
• 1:58:02
  bullshit bikes. These are you know, five hundred plus retail bikes. And
• 1:58:08
  like I said, if you want to be a part of it and help
• 1:58:11
  donate anything that you can do that it's sick. The whole mission is to
• 1:58:15
  get kids on bikes and off of video games and doing hoodshit that's fucking jerking
• 1:58:19
  off. And dude, these kids are fucking jerking off so young man.
• 1:58:23
  If we get them riding bikes, it'll be at least thirty miles that they
• 1:58:27
  won't be jerking off. But no, honest, not jerking off and knock
• 1:58:32
  over and do it. It's a lot, dude. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:58:35
  So come have fun and ride. No, dude, it's it's like I
• 1:58:39
  said, it's fucking it's a blessing. There. You go. Make sure
• 1:58:43
  you guys follow him. I'm definitely gonna be down and go on some of
• 1:58:45
  these rides. Ray shoutouts, Shout out to the crew, Shout out to
• 1:58:50
  everybody coming through and watching this podcast. Following me on Moray Shot Films on
• 1:58:55
  g and YouTube. Check out my website Morris Shot Films. I'll see oh
• 1:59:00
  the Xavier will not be here Saturday. No, I will not be here,
• 1:59:03
  but I already got you guys a guest. I got you guys three
• 1:59:05
  plates. Tommy He's coming in high. Tommy's gonna come in post sick.
• 1:59:11
  Who'd you want? Kobe can't bring him back to life? Dog, He's
• 1:59:15
  not He's not dead. Kobe would have been nice. Phobe would have been
• 1:59:17
  nice. Right, Well, my bad? Yeah, you guys got three
• 1:59:19
  plates. Tommy's coming high. Tommy's gonnadles for you guys. But I will
• 1:59:24
  be in Austin and playing on so if you want to go get tickets,
• 1:59:27
  great sloppy seconds. I'm gonna have a lot of fun out there this weekend.
• 1:59:32
  But yeah, what's I will be here as a responsible podcast person that
• 1:59:38
  has to be here. So make sure you guys. The show will be
• 1:59:40
  going on, So make sure you guys tune in early in the morning on
• 1:59:44
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• 2:00:00
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• 2:00:03
  that. Also, if you guys want to come out, register for free
• 2:00:08
  for the High and Hungry pop up slash toy Drive. We have over twenty
• 2:00:12
  vendors. Come do some last minute Christmas shopping and come donate. We're gonna
• 2:00:15
  do a toy drive for the city of Huntington Beach. You know, I
• 2:00:17
  mean, you remember how happy you were when you were getting shit as a
• 2:00:19
  kid. Hopefully you're one of those kids. So go to High and Hungry
• 2:00:23
  Toy Drive dot event bright dot com. Register there. You can also get
• 2:00:28
  a vi at P bag. I'm gonna hook you guys up. If you
• 2:00:30
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• 2:00:31
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• 2:00:35
  But either way it's free if you just want to attend and just support,
• 2:00:38
  so go to the High Hungry Toy Drive dot event bright dot com. I'll
• 2:00:41
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