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- 0:18Speaker 1: The Invisible Man by H. G. Wells, Chapter five, The
- 0:23Speaker 1: Burglary at the Vicarage. The facts of the burglary at
- 0:31Speaker 1: the Vicarage came to us chiefly through the medium of
- 0:33Speaker 1: the vicar and his wife. It occurred in the small
- 0:36Speaker 1: hours of whit Monday, the day devoted in iping to
- 0:39Speaker 1: the club festivities. Missus Bunting, it seems, woke up suddenly
- 0:43Speaker 1: in the stillness that comes before the dawn, with the
- 0:46Speaker 1: strong impression that the door of their bedroom had opened
- 0:48Speaker 1: and closed. She did not arouse her husband at first,
- 0:52Speaker 1: but sat up in bed listening. She then distinctly heard
- 0:56Speaker 1: the pad pad pad of bare feet coming out of
- 0:58Speaker 1: the adjoining dressing room and war walking along the passage
- 1:00Speaker 1: towards the staircase. As soon as she felt assured of this,
- 1:04Speaker 1: she roused the reverend mister Bunting as quietly as possible.
- 1:08Speaker 1: He did not strike a light, but putting on his spectacles,
- 1:11Speaker 1: her dressing gown and his bath slippers. He went out
- 1:14Speaker 1: on to the landing to listen. He heard quite distinctly
- 1:17Speaker 1: a fumbling going on at his study desk downstairs, and
- 1:20Speaker 1: then a violent sneeze. At that, he returned to his bedroom,
- 1:25Speaker 1: armed himself with the most obvious weapon, the poker, and
- 1:29Speaker 1: descended the staircase as noiselessly as possible. Mister Bunting came
- 1:33Speaker 1: out on the landing. The hour was about four and
- 1:37Speaker 1: the ultimate darkness of the night was past. There was
- 1:39Speaker 1: a faint shimmer of light in the hall, but the
- 1:42Speaker 1: study doorway yawned impenetrably black. Everything was still except the
- 1:46Speaker 1: faint creaking of the stairs under mister Bunting's tread, and
- 1:49Speaker 1: the slight movements in the study. Then something snapped. The
- 1:53Speaker 1: drawer was open, and there was a rustle of papers.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Then came in an imprecation, and a match was struck,
- 1:58Speaker 1: and the study was flooded with the yellow light. Mister
- 2:01Speaker 1: Bunting was now in the hall, and through the crack
- 2:04Speaker 1: in the door he could see the desk and the
- 2:06Speaker 1: open drawer, and a candle burning on the desk, but
- 2:08Speaker 1: the robber he could not see. He stood there in
- 2:12Speaker 1: the hall undecided what to do, and Missus Bunting, her
- 2:16Speaker 1: face white and intent, crept slowly downstairs after him. One
- 2:21Speaker 1: thing kept mister Bunting's courage, the persuasion that this burglar
- 2:24Speaker 1: was a resident in the village. They heard the chink
- 2:28Speaker 1: of money and realized that the robber had found the
- 2:30Speaker 1: housekeeping reserve of gold two pounds ten in half sovereigns altogether.
- 2:35Speaker 1: At that sound, mister Bunting was nerved to abrupt action.
- 2:38Speaker 1: Gripping the poker firmly, he rushed into the room, closely
- 2:41Speaker 1: followed by Missus Bunting. Surrender, cried mister Bunting fiercely, and
- 2:46Speaker 1: then stooped amazed. Apparently the room was perfectly empty, yet
- 2:52Speaker 1: their conviction that they had that very moment heard someone
- 2:54Speaker 1: moving in the room had amounted to a certainty. For
- 2:57Speaker 1: half a minute, perhaps they stood gaping. Then Missus Bunting
- 3:00Speaker 1: went across the room and looked behind the screen, while
- 3:02Speaker 1: mister Bunting, by a kindred impulse, peered under the desk.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Then Missus Bunting turned back the window curtains, and mister
- 3:08Speaker 1: Bunting looked up the chimney and probed it with the poker.
- 3:12Speaker 1: Then Missus Bunting scrutinized the waste paper basket, and mister
- 3:15Speaker 1: Bunting opened the lid of the coalscuttle. Then they came
- 3:18Speaker 1: to a stop and stood with eyes interrogating each other.
- 3:22Speaker 1: I could have sworn, said mister Bunting. The candle, said
- 3:26Speaker 1: Missus Bunting. Who lit the candle? The drawer, said mister Bunting,
- 3:30Speaker 1: And the money's gone. She went hastily to the doorway.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Off all the strange occurrences. There was a violent sneeze
- 3:40Speaker 1: in the passage. They rushed out, and as they did so,
- 3:42Speaker 1: the kitchen door slammed. Bring the candle, said mister Bunting,
- 3:46Speaker 1: and led the way. They both heard a sound of
- 3:49Speaker 1: bolts being hastily shot back. As he opened the kitchen door,
- 3:53Speaker 1: he saw through the scullery that the back door was
- 3:55Speaker 1: just opening, and the faint light of early dawn displayed
- 3:58Speaker 1: the dark masses of the garden beyond. He is certain
- 4:01Speaker 1: that nothing went out of the door. It opened, stood
- 4:04Speaker 1: open for a moment, and then closed with a slam.
- 4:07Speaker 1: As it did so, the candle Missus Bunting was carrying
- 4:10Speaker 1: from the study flickered and fled. It was a moment
- 4:13Speaker 1: or more before they entered the kitchen. The place was empty.
- 4:18Speaker 1: They refastened the back door, examined the kitchen, pantry and
- 4:22Speaker 1: scullery thoroughly, and at last went down into the cellar.
- 4:26Speaker 1: There was not a soul to be found in the house.
- 4:27Speaker 1: Search as they would, daylight found the vicar and his wife,
- 4:33Speaker 1: a quaintly costumed little couple, still marveling about on their
- 4:36Speaker 1: own ground floor by the unnecessary light of a guttering candle.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Chapter six. The Furniture that Went Mad. Now it happened
- 4:50Speaker 1: that in the early hours of whit Monday, before Milly
- 4:53Speaker 1: was hunted out for the day, mister Hall and Missus
- 4:55Speaker 1: Hall both rose and went noiselessly down into the cellar.
- 4:59Speaker 1: Their business there was of a private nature, and had
- 5:02Speaker 1: something to do with the specific gravity of their beer.
- 5:06Speaker 1: They had hardly entered the cellar when Missus Hall found
- 5:08Speaker 1: she had forgotten to bring down a bottle of sasparidav
- 5:10Speaker 1: from their joint room. As she was the expert and
- 5:14Speaker 1: principal operator in this affair, Hall, they properly went upstairs
- 5:17Speaker 1: for it. On the landing, he was surprised to see
- 5:21Speaker 1: that the stranger's door was a jarb He went on
- 5:24Speaker 1: into his own room and found the bottle as he
- 5:25Speaker 1: had been directed. But returning with the bottle, he noticed
- 5:29Speaker 1: that the bolts of the front door had been shot back,
- 5:32Speaker 1: that the door was in fact simply on the latch,
- 5:35Speaker 1: And with a flash of inspiration he connected this with
- 5:37Speaker 1: the stranger's room upstairs and suggestions of mister Teddy Henry.
- 5:41Speaker 1: He distinctly remembered holding the candle while missus Hall shot
- 5:44Speaker 1: these bolts overnight. At the sight, he stopped gaping, then,
- 5:48Speaker 1: with the bottle still in his hand, went upstairs again.
- 5:51Speaker 1: He rapped at the stranger's door. There was no answer.
- 5:55Speaker 1: He rapped again, then pushed the door wide open and entered.
- 5:59Speaker 1: It was as he expected the bed the room also
- 6:02Speaker 1: was empty, and what was stranger even to his heavy intelligence.
- 6:08Speaker 1: On the bedroom chair and along the rail of the
- 6:10Speaker 1: bed were scattered the garments, the only garments so far
- 6:13Speaker 1: as he knew, and the bandages of their guest. His
- 6:17Speaker 1: big slouch hat even was cocked jauntily over the bed post.
- 6:22Speaker 1: As Hall stood there, he heard his wife's voice coming
- 6:24Speaker 1: out of the depth of the cellar with that rapid
- 6:27Speaker 1: telescoping of the syllables and interrogative cocking up of the
- 6:30Speaker 1: final words to have high note by which the West
- 6:32Speaker 1: Sussex villager is wont to indicate a brisk impatience. George
- 6:37Speaker 1: Yugaway want At that, he turned and hurried down to
- 6:41Speaker 1: her Janny. He staid, over the rail of the cellar
- 6:44Speaker 1: steps tis the truth what Henfrey says. He's not in
- 6:47Speaker 1: his roomy end, and the front door is unbolted. At
- 6:51Speaker 1: first Missus Hall did not understand, and as soon as
- 6:54Speaker 1: she did she resolved to see the empty room for herself. Hall,
- 6:57Speaker 1: still holding the bottle, went first yent there. He said,
- 7:01Speaker 1: his clothes are and what was he doing without his clothes? Then?
- 7:04Speaker 1: As the most curious business. As they came up the
- 7:08Speaker 1: cellar steps, they both it was afterwards ascertained, fancied. They
- 7:11Speaker 1: heard the front door open and shut, but seeing it
- 7:14Speaker 1: closed and nothing there, neither said a word to the
- 7:16Speaker 1: other about it. At the time Missus Hall passed her
- 7:19Speaker 1: husband in the passage and ran on first upstairs. Someone
- 7:23Speaker 1: sneezed on the staircase. Hall, following six steps behind, thought
- 7:28Speaker 1: that he heard her sneeze. She going on first, was
- 7:31Speaker 1: under the pression that Hall was sneezing. She flung open
- 7:34Speaker 1: the door and stood regarding the room off all a
- 7:37Speaker 1: curious she said, she heard a sniff close behind her head,
- 7:41Speaker 1: as it seemed in turning, was surprised to see Hall
- 7:44Speaker 1: a dozen feet off on the topmost stair, but in
- 7:47Speaker 1: another moment he was beside her. She bent forward and
- 7:50Speaker 1: put her hand on the pillow, and then under the clothes.
- 7:53Speaker 1: Cold she said, he's been up this hour or more.
- 7:57Speaker 1: As she did so, a most extraordinary thing happened. The
- 8:01Speaker 1: bedclothes gathered themselves together, leaped suddenly into a sort of peak,
- 8:05Speaker 1: and then jumped headlong over the bottom rail. It was
- 8:08Speaker 1: exactly as if a hand had clutched them in the
- 8:10Speaker 1: center and flung them aside. Immediately after, the Stranger's hat
- 8:13Speaker 1: hopped off the bedpost described a whirling flight in the
- 8:16Speaker 1: air through the better part of a circle, and then
- 8:18Speaker 1: dashed straight at missus Hall's face. Then as swiftly came
- 8:23Speaker 1: the sponge from the washstand, and then the chair, flinging
- 8:25Speaker 1: the Stranger's coat and trousers carelessly aside, and laughing dryly
- 8:29Speaker 1: in a voice singularly like the Strangers turned itself up
- 8:32Speaker 1: with its four legs at Missus Hall seemed to take
- 8:35Speaker 1: aim at her for a moment, and then charged at her.
- 8:39Speaker 1: She screamed and turned, and then the chair legs came
- 8:42Speaker 1: gently but firmly against her back and impelled her and
- 8:45Speaker 1: haul out of the room. The door slammed violently and
- 8:49Speaker 1: was locked. The chair and bed seemed to be executing
- 8:52Speaker 1: a dance of triumph for a moment, then abruptly everything
- 8:55Speaker 1: was still. Missus Hall was left almost in a fainting
- 9:00Speaker 1: condition in mister Hall's arms on the landings. It was
- 9:03Speaker 1: with the greatest difficulty that mister Hall and Milly, who
- 9:06Speaker 1: had been roused by her scream of alarm, succeeded in
- 9:09Speaker 1: getting her downstairs and applying the rectitives customary in such cases.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Tis spirits, said missus Hall. I notice spirits. I read
- 9:18Speaker 1: in papers and tables and chairs leaping and dancing. Take
- 9:23Speaker 1: a drop more, Jenny, said Hall. Twill steady lock him out,
- 9:27Speaker 1: said missus Hall. Don't let him come in again. I
- 9:30Speaker 1: half guessed I might have known, with them goggling eyes
- 9:32Speaker 1: and bandaged head, and never going to church of a
- 9:34Speaker 1: Sunday and all day bottles morn. It's right for any
- 9:37Speaker 1: one to have he's put the spirits into the furniture,
- 9:40Speaker 1: my good old furniture. Twas in that chair my very
- 9:43Speaker 1: dear poor mother used to sit when I was a
- 9:45Speaker 1: little girl, to think it should rise up against me.
- 9:48Speaker 1: Now just a drop more, Janny said, Hall, your nerves
- 9:53Speaker 1: is all upset. They sent Milly across the street through
- 9:58Speaker 1: the golden five o'clock sunshine to rouse up mister Sandy Wadgers,
- 10:01Speaker 1: the blacksmith mister Hall's compliments, and the furniture upstairs was
- 10:05Speaker 1: behaving most extraordinary. Would mister Wadgers come round? He was
- 10:09Speaker 1: a knowing man, was mister Watchers, and very resourceful. He
- 10:13Speaker 1: took quite a grave view of the case, and am
- 10:15Speaker 1: damned if that in witchcraft was the view of mister
- 10:18Speaker 1: Sandy Wadgers. You want oars shoes for such gentry as he.
- 10:24Speaker 1: He came round greatly concerned. They wanted him to lead
- 10:28Speaker 1: the way upstairs to the room, but he didn't seem
- 10:30Speaker 1: to be in any hurry. He preferred to talk in
- 10:32Speaker 1: the passage over the way. Huckster's apprentice came out and
- 10:37Speaker 1: began taking down the shutters of the tobacco window. He
- 10:40Speaker 1: was called over to join the discussion mister Huxton naturally
- 10:44Speaker 1: followed over. In the course of a few minutes, the
- 10:47Speaker 1: Anglo Saxon genius for parliamentary Government asserted itself. There was
- 10:51Speaker 1: a great deal of talk and no decisive action. Let's
- 10:54Speaker 1: have the facts first, insisted mister Sandy Wadgers. Let's be
- 10:58Speaker 1: sure we be acting perfectly right in busting that their
- 11:01Speaker 1: door open. A door on bust is always open to busting,
- 11:04Speaker 1: but you can't onbust the door once you've busted in.
- 11:08Speaker 1: And suddenly, and most wonderfully, the door of the room
- 11:11Speaker 1: upstairs opened of its own accord, And as they looked
- 11:13Speaker 1: up in amazement, they saw descending the stairs the muffled
- 11:16Speaker 1: figure of the stranger, staring more blankly and blankly than
- 11:20Speaker 1: ever before, with those unreasonably large blue glass eyes of his.
- 11:24Speaker 1: He came down, stiffly and slowly, staring all the time.
- 11:28Speaker 1: He walked across the passage, staring, and then stopped. Look there,
- 11:33Speaker 1: he said, And their eyes followed the direction of his
- 11:35Speaker 1: gloved finger, and saw a bottle of sasparilla hard by
- 11:38Speaker 1: the cellar door. Then he entered the parlor and suddenly, swiftly,
- 11:42Speaker 1: viciously slammed the door in their faces. Not a word
- 11:48Speaker 1: was spoken until the last echoes of the slam had
- 11:50Speaker 1: died away. They stared at one another. Well, if that
- 11:55Speaker 1: don't lick everything, said mister Wadgers, and left the alternative unsaid.
- 12:01Speaker 1: I'd go in and ask about it, said Rodgers to
- 12:03Speaker 1: mister Hall, I'd demand an explanation. It took some time
- 12:09Speaker 1: to bring the landlady's husband up to that pitch. At
- 12:12Speaker 1: last he rapped, opened the door and got as far
- 12:15Speaker 1: as excuse me, go to the devil, said the stranger,
- 12:19Speaker 1: in a tremendous voice, and shut that door after you.
- 12:23Speaker 1: Or so. That brief interview terminated Chapter seven, The Unveiling
- 12:31Speaker 1: of the Stranger. The Stranger went into the little parlor
- 12:35Speaker 1: of the Coach and Horses about half past five in
- 12:37Speaker 1: the morning, and there he remained until near mid day,
- 12:41Speaker 1: the blinds down, the door shut, and none after Hal's
- 12:45Speaker 1: repulse venturing near him all that time. He must have
- 12:49Speaker 1: fasted thrice. He rang his bell the third time furiously
- 12:53Speaker 1: and continuously, but no one answered him. Em AND's go
- 12:57Speaker 1: to the devil, Indeed, said missus Hall. Presently came an
- 13:01Speaker 1: imperfect rumor of the burglary at the vicarage, and two
- 13:04Speaker 1: and two were put together. Hall, assisted by wadgers, went
- 13:08Speaker 1: off to find mister Shuckleforth, the magistrate, and take his advice.
- 13:12Speaker 1: No one ventured upstairs. How the stranger occupied himself is
- 13:16Speaker 1: unknown now. And then he would stride violently up and down,
- 13:20Speaker 1: and twice came an outburst of curses, a tearing of paper,
- 13:23Speaker 1: and a violent smashing of bottles. The little group of
- 13:27Speaker 1: scared but curious people increased. Missus Huckster came over some
- 13:31Speaker 1: gay young fellow's respondent in black, ready made jackets and
- 13:34Speaker 1: p K paper ties. For it was whit Monday joined
- 13:37Speaker 1: the group with confused interrogations. Young Archie Harker distinguished himself
- 13:42Speaker 1: by going up the yard and trying to peep under
- 13:44Speaker 1: the window blinds. He could see nothing, but gave reason
- 13:47Speaker 1: for supposing that he did, and others of the iping
- 13:50Speaker 1: youth presently joined him. It was the finest of all
- 13:55Speaker 1: possible whit mondays. And down the village street stood a
- 13:58Speaker 1: row of nearly a dozen booths, a shooting gallery, and
- 14:01Speaker 1: on the grass by the forge were three yellow and
- 14:03Speaker 1: chocolate wagons, and some picturesque strangers of both sexes putting
- 14:07Speaker 1: up a cocoanut Sye. The gentleman wore blue jerseys, the
- 14:12Speaker 1: ladies white aprons and quite fashionable hats with heavy plumes.
- 14:16Speaker 1: Wadger of the Purple Fawn, and Mister Jaggers, the cobbler,
- 14:20Speaker 1: who also sold old second hand ordinary bicycles, were stretching
- 14:24Speaker 1: a string of Union jacks and Royal ensigns which had
- 14:26Speaker 1: originally celebrated the First Victorian Jubilee across the road and inside,
- 14:32Speaker 1: in the artificial darkness of the parlor, into which only
- 14:35Speaker 1: one thin jet of sunlight penetrated, the stranger, hungry, we
- 14:39Speaker 1: must suppose, and fearful, hidden in his uncomfortable hot trappings,
- 14:44Speaker 1: poured through his dark glasses upon his paper, or chinked
- 14:46Speaker 1: his dirty little bottles, and occasionally swore savagely at the boys. Audible,
- 14:51Speaker 1: if invisible outside the windows. In the corner by the
- 14:54Speaker 1: fireplace lay the fragments of half a dozen smashed bottles,
- 14:58Speaker 1: and a pungent twang of chlorine tail the air. So
- 15:01Speaker 1: much we know from what was heard at the time
- 15:03Speaker 1: and from what was subsequently seen in the room. At noon,
- 15:08Speaker 1: he suddenly opened his parlor door and stood glaring fixedly
- 15:11Speaker 1: at the three or four people in the bar Missus Hall,
- 15:15Speaker 1: he said. Somebody went sheepishly and called for Missus Hall.
- 15:21Speaker 1: Missus Hall appeared after an interval, a little short of breath,
- 15:24Speaker 1: but all the fiercer for that Hall was still out.
- 15:27Speaker 1: She had deliberated over this scene, and she came holding
- 15:30Speaker 1: a little tray with an unsettled bill upon it. Is
- 15:33Speaker 1: it your bill you're wanting, sir? She said? Why wasn't
- 15:37Speaker 1: my breakfast laid? Why haven't you prepared my meals? And
- 15:40Speaker 1: answered my bell? Do you think I live without eating?
- 15:43Speaker 1: Why isn't my bill paid? Said Missus Hall. That's what
- 15:46Speaker 1: I want to know. I told you three days ago
- 15:49Speaker 1: I was awaiting a remittance. I told you three days
- 15:52Speaker 1: ago I wasn't going to await no remittances. You can't
- 15:56Speaker 1: grumble if your breakfast waits a bit, if my bill's
- 15:58Speaker 1: been waiting these five days, can you? The stranger swore
- 16:03Speaker 1: briefly but vividly nar nar from the bar, and I'd
- 16:09Speaker 1: thank you kindly, sir, if you'd keep your swearing to yourself, sir,
- 16:12Speaker 1: said Missus Hall. The stranger stood, looking more like an
- 16:16Speaker 1: angry diving helmet than ever. It was universally felt in
- 16:20Speaker 1: the bar that Missus Hall had the better of him.
- 16:23Speaker 1: His next words showed as much. Look here, my good woman,
- 16:27Speaker 1: he began. Don't good woman me, said missus Hall. I've
- 16:31Speaker 1: told you my remittance hasn't come. Remittance indeed, said missus Hall. Still,
- 16:37Speaker 1: I daresay in my pocket you told me three days
- 16:40Speaker 1: ago that you hadn't anything but a sovereign's worth of
- 16:42Speaker 1: silver upon you. Well, I've found some more ull from
- 16:48Speaker 1: the bar. I wonder where you found it, said Missus Hall.
- 16:53Speaker 1: That seemed to annoy the stranger very much. He stamped
- 16:56Speaker 1: his foot. What do you mean, he said that. I
- 16:59Speaker 1: want wonder where you found it, said missus Hall. And
- 17:02Speaker 1: before I take any bills, or get any breakfast, or
- 17:05Speaker 1: do any such things whatsoever, you've got to tell me
- 17:07Speaker 1: two things I don't understand, and what nobody don't understand,
- 17:10Speaker 1: and what everybody is very anxious to understand. I want
- 17:13Speaker 1: to know what you've been doing to my chair upstairs.
- 17:16Speaker 1: And I want to know how tis your room was empty,
- 17:18Speaker 1: and how you got in again. Them as stops in
- 17:20Speaker 1: this house comes in by the doors, that's the roll
- 17:22Speaker 1: of the house, and that you didn't do. And what
- 17:25Speaker 1: I want to know is how you did come in
- 17:26Speaker 1: and I want to know. Suddenly the stranger raised his
- 17:30Speaker 1: gloved hands, clenched, stamped his foot, and said stop, with
- 17:35Speaker 1: such extraordinary violence that he silenced her instantly. You don't understand,
- 17:40Speaker 1: he said, who I am or what I am? I'll
- 17:43Speaker 1: show you. By Heaven, I'll show you. Then he put
- 17:46Speaker 1: his open palm over his face and withdrew it. The
- 17:50Speaker 1: center of his face became a black cavity. Here, he said.
- 17:54Speaker 1: He stepped forward and handed missus Hall something, which she
- 17:57Speaker 1: staring at his metamorphosed face, except automatically. Then when she
- 18:03Speaker 1: saw what it was, she screamed loudly, dropped it and
- 18:06Speaker 1: staggered back the nose. It was the Stranger's nose, pink
- 18:11Speaker 1: and shining, rolled on the floor. Then he removed his spectacles,
- 18:17Speaker 1: and everyone in the bar gasped. He took off his
- 18:20Speaker 1: hat and with a violent gesture, tore at his whiskers
- 18:22Speaker 1: and bandages. For a moment, they resisted him. A flash
- 18:26Speaker 1: of horrible anticipation passed through the bar. Oh my god,
- 18:32Speaker 1: said some one. Then off they came. It was worse
- 18:37Speaker 1: than anything. Missus Hall, standing open mouthed and horror struck,
- 18:41Speaker 1: shrieked at what she saw and made for the door
- 18:44Speaker 1: of the house. Everyone began to move. They were prepared
- 18:48Speaker 1: for scars, disfigurements, tangible horrors, but nothing. The bandages and
- 18:54Speaker 1: false hair flew across the passage into their bar, making
- 18:57Speaker 1: a hobbledehoy jump to avoid them. Everyone tumbled on every
- 19:01Speaker 1: one else down the steps. For the man who stood there,
- 19:04Speaker 1: shouting some incoherent explanation, was a solid, gesticulating figure up
- 19:09Speaker 1: to the coat collar of him, and then nothingness, no
- 19:13Speaker 1: visible thing at all. People down the village heard shouts
- 19:18Speaker 1: and shrieks, and looking up the street, saw the coach
- 19:21Speaker 1: and horses violently firing out its humanity. Then they saw
- 19:25Speaker 1: missus Hall fall down and mister Teddy Henfrey jump to
- 19:28Speaker 1: avoid tumbling over her. And then they heard the frightful
- 19:31Speaker 1: screams of Milly, who emerging suddenly from the kitchen at
- 19:34Speaker 1: the noise of the tumult, had come across the headless
- 19:36Speaker 1: stranger from behind. These increased suddenly forthwith everyone all down
- 19:44Speaker 1: the street. The sweet stuff seller, cocoanut shy proprietor and
- 19:47Speaker 1: his assistant, the swingman, little boys and girls, rustic dandies,
- 19:51Speaker 1: smart wrenches, smocked elders, and apron gypsies began running towards
- 19:56Speaker 1: the inn, and in a miraculously short space of time,
- 19:59Speaker 1: a of perhaps forty people and rapidly increasing swayed and
- 20:04Speaker 1: hooted and inquired and exclaimed and suggested. In front of
- 20:07Speaker 1: Missus Hall's establishment. Everyone seemed eager to talk at once,
- 20:11Speaker 1: and the result was babel. A small group supported Missus Hall,
- 20:16Speaker 1: who was picked up in a state of collapse. There
- 20:18Speaker 1: was a conference and the incredible evidence of a vociferous eyewitness.
- 20:23Speaker 1: Oh bogey, what's he been doing? Then? Ain't hurt the
- 20:26Speaker 1: girl as he run at an' with a knife. I
- 20:29Speaker 1: believe no head, I tell ye. It didn't mean no
- 20:31Speaker 1: manner speaking. I meant man without a head. Nonsense, there's
- 20:36Speaker 1: some gunjuring trick fetched off his rapin he did. In
- 20:41Speaker 1: its struggles to see in through the open door. The
- 20:44Speaker 1: crowd formed itself into a straggling wedge, with the more
- 20:47Speaker 1: venturous apex nearest the inn. He stood for a moment.
- 20:51Speaker 1: I heard the girl scream, and he turned. I saw
- 20:54Speaker 1: her skirts whisk and he went after. Didn't take ten
- 20:57Speaker 1: seconds back. He comes with a knife in his hand
- 20:59Speaker 1: and a loaf, just as if he were staring not
- 21:01Speaker 1: a moment ago when in that there door, I tell
- 21:04Speaker 1: ye ain't got no head at all. You just missed
- 21:07Speaker 1: an There was a disturbance behind, and the speaker stopped
- 21:13Speaker 1: to step aside for a little procession that was marching
- 21:15Speaker 1: very resolutely towards the house. First mister Hall, very red
- 21:20Speaker 1: and determined. Then mister Bobby Jaffers, the village constable. Then
- 21:24Speaker 1: the wary mister Wadgers. They had come, now armed with
- 21:28Speaker 1: a warrant. People shouted conflicting information of the recent circumstances.
- 21:35Speaker 1: Ed or no, ed, said Jaffers. I got a restin,
- 21:38Speaker 1: and restin I will. Mister Hall marched up the steps,
- 21:42Speaker 1: marched straight to the door of the parlor and flung
- 21:44Speaker 1: it open. Constable, he said, do your duty. Jaffers marched
- 21:51Speaker 1: in Hall, next, Wadgers. Last. They saw in the dim light,
- 21:55Speaker 1: the headless figure facing them, with a gnawed crust of
- 21:57Speaker 1: bed in one gloved hand and a chunk of cheese
- 21:59Speaker 1: in the other. That's him, said Hall, what's the devil's
- 22:04Speaker 1: This came in a tone of angry expostulation from above
- 22:07Speaker 1: the collar of the figure. You're a damned rum customer, mister,
- 22:11Speaker 1: said mister Jaffers, but ed or no ed the warrants
- 22:15Speaker 1: his body and duty's duty keep off, said the figure,
- 22:18Speaker 1: starting back abruptly, he whipped down the bread and cheese,
- 22:22Speaker 1: and mister Hall just grasped the knife on the table
- 22:24Speaker 1: in time to save it. Off came the stranger's left
- 22:27Speaker 1: glove and was slapped in Jaffers's face. In another moment, Jaffers,
- 22:31Speaker 1: cutting short some statement concerning a warrant, had gripped him
- 22:34Speaker 1: by the handless wrist and caught his invisible throat. He
- 22:38Speaker 1: got a sounding kick on the shin that made him shout,
- 22:40Speaker 1: but kept his grip. Hall sent the knife sliding along
- 22:43Speaker 1: the table to Wadgers, who acted as goalkeeper for the offensive,
- 22:46Speaker 1: so to speak, and then stepped forward as Jaffers and
- 22:49Speaker 1: the stranger swayed and staggered towards him, clutching and hitting
- 22:52Speaker 1: in a chair, stood in the way and went aside
- 22:55Speaker 1: with a crash as they came down together. Get the feet,
- 22:59Speaker 1: said Jaffers, between in his teeth. Mister Hall, endeavoring to
- 23:03Speaker 1: act on instructions, received a sounding kick in the ribs
- 23:06Speaker 1: that disposed of him for a moment, and mister Wadgers,
- 23:10Speaker 1: seeing the decapitated stranger had rolled over and got the
- 23:13Speaker 1: upper side of Jaffers. Retreated towards the door, knife in hand,
- 23:16Speaker 1: and so collided with mister Huckster and the ciderbridge carter
- 23:19Speaker 1: coming to the rescue of law and order. At the
- 23:22Speaker 1: same moment, down came three or four bottles from the
- 23:25Speaker 1: chiffonnier and shot a web of pungency into the air
- 23:28Speaker 1: of the room. I'll surrender, cried the stranger, though he
- 23:32Speaker 1: had Jaffers down, and in another moment he stood up,
- 23:34Speaker 1: panting a strange figure, headless and handless, for he had
- 23:38Speaker 1: pulled off his right glove now as well as his left.
- 23:41Speaker 1: It's no good, he said, as if sobbing for breath.
- 23:45Speaker 1: It was the strangest thing in the world to hear
- 23:47Speaker 1: that voice, coming as if out of empty space. But
- 23:50Speaker 1: the Sussex peasants are perhaps the most matter of fact
- 23:52Speaker 1: people under the sun. Jaffers got up also and produced
- 23:55Speaker 1: a pair of handcuffs. Then he stared, I say, said Jaffers,
- 24:02Speaker 1: brought up short by a dim realization of the incongruity
- 24:04Speaker 1: of the whole business. Darn it can't use him, as
- 24:08Speaker 1: I can see. The stranger ran his arm down his waistcoat,
- 24:12Speaker 1: and as if by a miracle, the buttons to which
- 24:14Speaker 1: his empty sleeve pointed became undone. Then he said something
- 24:18Speaker 1: about his shin and stooped down. He seemed to be
- 24:21Speaker 1: fumbling with his shoes and socks. Why, said Huxter, Suddenly,
- 24:26Speaker 1: that's not a man at all, it's just empty clothes. Look,
- 24:30Speaker 1: you can see down his collar, in the linings of
- 24:32Speaker 1: his clothes. I could put my arm. He extended his hand.
- 24:36Speaker 1: It seemed to meet something in mid air, and he
- 24:38Speaker 1: drew it back with a sharp exclamation. I wish you'd
- 24:42Speaker 1: keep your fingers out of my eye, said the aerial voice,
- 24:45Speaker 1: in a tone of savage expostulation. The fact is I
- 24:48Speaker 1: am all here, head, hands, legs, and all the rest.
- 24:52Speaker 1: But it happens I'm invisible. It's a confounded nuisance. But
- 24:55Speaker 1: I am. There's no reason why I should be poked
- 24:58Speaker 1: to pieces by every stupid bumpkin in iping? Is it?
- 25:03Speaker 1: The suit of clothes, now all unbuttoned and hanging loosely
- 25:06Speaker 1: upon its unseen supports stood up arms akimbo. Several other
- 25:12Speaker 1: of the men folks now entered the room, so that
- 25:13Speaker 1: it was closely crowded invisible eh, said Huckster, ignoring the
- 25:19Speaker 1: stranger's abuse. Who ever heard the likes of that? It's
- 25:23Speaker 1: strange perhaps, but it's not a crime. Why am I
- 25:26Speaker 1: assaulted by a policeman in this fashion? Ah, that's a
- 25:29Speaker 1: different matter, said Jadavas. No doubt, you're a bit difficult
- 25:33Speaker 1: to see in this light, but I got a warrant
- 25:35Speaker 1: an it's all correct. What I'm after ain't no invisibility.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Is burglary as a house being broken into and money
- 25:41Speaker 1: took well, and circumstances certainly point stuff and nonsense, said
- 25:48Speaker 1: the invisible man. I hope so, sir, But I've got
- 25:51Speaker 1: my instructions. Well, said the stranger. I'll come, I'll come,
- 25:56Speaker 1: But no handcuffs. It's the regular thing, said Chaffers. No handcuffs,
- 26:01Speaker 1: stipulated the stranger. Pardon me, said Chaffers. Abruptly. The figure
- 26:07Speaker 1: sat down, and before anyone could realize what was being done,
- 26:10Speaker 1: the slippers, socks and trousers being kicked off under the table.
- 26:14Speaker 1: Then he sprang up again and flung off his coat.
- 26:16Speaker 1: Ere stop that, said Jaffers. Suddenly realizing what was happening,
- 26:20Speaker 1: he gripped at the waistcoat. It struggled, and the shirt
- 26:22Speaker 1: slipped out off it and left it limply and empty
- 26:25Speaker 1: in his hand. Hold him, said Jaffers loudly. Whence he
- 26:28Speaker 1: gets the things off? Hold him, cried every one, and
- 26:32Speaker 1: there was a rush at the fluttering white shirt, which
- 26:34Speaker 1: was now all that was visible of the stranger. The
- 26:37Speaker 1: shirt sleeves planted a shrewd blow in Hall's face that
- 26:39Speaker 1: stopped his open armed advance and sent him backward into
- 26:42Speaker 1: old tutsum the sexton, and in another moment the garment
- 26:45Speaker 1: was lifted up became convulsed and vacantly flapping about the arms,
- 26:49Speaker 1: even as a shirt that is being thrust over a
- 26:51Speaker 1: man's head. Jaffers clutched at it and only helped to
- 26:54Speaker 1: pull it off. He was struck in the mouth, out
- 26:56Speaker 1: of the air, and incontinently threw his truncheon and smote
- 26:59Speaker 1: head Henfrey savagely upon the crown of his head. Look Out,
- 27:03Speaker 1: said everybody, fencing at random and hitting at nothing. Hold him,
- 27:07Speaker 1: shut the door, don't let him loose. I got something here.
- 27:10Speaker 1: He is a perfect babel of noises they made. Everybody,
- 27:14Speaker 1: it seemed, was being hit all at once, and Sandy Wadgers,
- 27:17Speaker 1: knowing as ever, and his wits, sharpened by a frightful
- 27:20Speaker 1: blow in the nose, reopened the door and led the rout.
- 27:24Speaker 1: The others following incontinently were jammed for a moment in
- 27:27Speaker 1: the corner by the doorway. The hitting continued. Phipps the
- 27:31Speaker 1: Unitarian had a front tooth broken, and Henfrey was injured
- 27:34Speaker 1: in the cartilage of his ear. Jaffers was struck under
- 27:38Speaker 1: the jaw, and turning caught at something that intervened between
- 27:40Speaker 1: him and Huckster in the melee and prevented their coming together.
- 27:44Speaker 1: He felt a muscular chest, and in another moment the
- 27:47Speaker 1: whole mass of struggling, excited men shot out into the
- 27:49Speaker 1: crowded hall. I got him, shouted Jaffers, choking and reeling
- 27:54Speaker 1: through them all and wrestling with purple face and swelling
- 27:57Speaker 1: veins against his unseen enemy. Men staggered right and left,
- 28:01Speaker 1: as the extraordinary conflict swayed swiftly towards the house door
- 28:05Speaker 1: and went spinning down the half dozen steps of the inn.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Jaffers cried in a strangled voice, holding tight nevertheless and
- 28:11Speaker 1: making play with his knee, spun around and fell heavily
- 28:15Speaker 1: undermost with his head on the gravel. Only then did
- 28:18Speaker 1: his fingers relax. There were excited cries of hold him invisible,
- 28:23Speaker 1: and so forth, and a young fellow, a stranger in
- 28:25Speaker 1: the place whose name did not come to light, rushed
- 28:28Speaker 1: in at once, caught something, missed his hold, and fell
- 28:31Speaker 1: over the constable's prostrate body. Half Way across the road,
- 28:35Speaker 1: a woman screamed as something pushed by her. A dog
- 28:38Speaker 1: kicked apparently yelped, and ran howling into Huckster's yard. And
- 28:42Speaker 1: with that the transit of the invisible man was accomplished.
- 28:45Speaker 1: For a space people stood amazed and gesticulating, and then
- 28:49Speaker 1: came panic and scattered them abroad through the village as
- 28:51Speaker 1: a gust scatters dead leaves, but chaffers lay quite still,
- 28:57Speaker 1: face upward and knees bent at the foot of the
- 29:00Speaker 1: steps of the inn. End of chapter seven. Read in Nottingham, England,
- 29:07Speaker 1: on the thirteenth of March twenty o six by Alex
- 29:09Speaker 1: Foster www dot Alex Foster dot me dot UK.