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The Levels of Monogamy · We Talk Back

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  Speaker 1: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who
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  Speaker 1: talk back.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, bitch.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what we about to do.
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  Speaker 3: What's up, y'all? Listen, thank you for tuning in for
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  Speaker 3: a new episode of We Talk Back, a show dedicated
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  Speaker 3: to you dreamers and chasers, niggas and hoes, all them
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  Speaker 3: bitches in between. Here's your co-host, AJ Holiday. What's up,
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  Speaker 3: Tim Bam?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, y'all. This is me, Tim Bam. I fucking love y'all.
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  Speaker 1: God damn, I love y'all ass. I love you too, AJ.
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  Speaker 2: Why you trying to make them deaf then? Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I love you too.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 2: You yelling at these people.
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  Speaker 1: How was your weekend?
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  Speaker 2: I had a good weekend, child.
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  Speaker 3: It was raining real bad in Charleston, but- We celebrated
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  Speaker 3: my stepsister going away.
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  Speaker 2: She's going, being deployed. She's in the U.S.
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  Speaker 1: Army.
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  Speaker 2: Hoorah.
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  Speaker 3: She's being deployed to Djibouti, Africa. It's not Djibouti, it's Djibouti.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if they say hoorah. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: other military branches to be mad. That's not what the
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  Speaker 1: fuck they say. They say skiawee or whatever they say.
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  Speaker 2: Don't they be so territorial?
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  Speaker 1: They be mad when you fuck that shit up.
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  Speaker 3: Every branch of the military talks shit about the other
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  Speaker 3: like all branches say that the Air Force is the
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  Speaker 3: best no they say they're a bunch of civilians if
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  Speaker 3: I had to go with.
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  Speaker 1: Any branch no shade to the rest but it would
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  Speaker 1: definitely be the Air Force because when they deployed they
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  Speaker 1: had the Army and Marines in tents and then the
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  Speaker 1: Air Force be in apartments I don't know they just
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  Speaker 1: treat them a little better I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: So we had a good old time in my dad's
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  Speaker 3: backyard this weekend in the rain, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: I was on the mic all night.
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  Speaker 1: I know you were.
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  Speaker 2: Cutting up, singing. It was so fun.
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  Speaker 3: I was wet, sweat, and cold sticking to me, but
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  Speaker 3: I really enjoyed my family.
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  Speaker 2: And I just hope my steps is to stay safe
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  Speaker 2: out there, child.
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  Speaker 1: She gonna be fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I was trying to research. When she
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  Speaker 3: told me she was going to Africa, I'm like, why?
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck is going on over there? Because she's
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  Speaker 3: not the only person deploying to Djibouti. So apparently- Djibouti
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  Speaker 3: is right near Iran and if y'all remember Biden you
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  Speaker 3: know they got the war over right but then we
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  Speaker 3: left some Americans over there so I think that they're
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  Speaker 3: trying to extract the people and maybe hopefully the ammunition
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  Speaker 3: and shit they left over.
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  Speaker 1: There well good luck to her I hope she stays
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  Speaker 1: safe and comes back with some interesting stories to tell
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  Speaker 1: so we can share it on We Talk Back my
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  Speaker 1: weekend girl I had some weird shit going on with
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  Speaker 1: my clients this weekend man one of my clients just
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  Speaker 1: she had mud butt and she was just ruining my
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  Speaker 1: day she kept having to get up and go shit
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  Speaker 1: man I was like bro like you got this she's
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  Speaker 1: like my stomach fucked up man I'm sorry she was
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  Speaker 1: in like she was in that bathroom the equivalent of
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  Speaker 1: probably 30-40 minutes of her appointment on and off like
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  Speaker 1: 15 minutes here 5 more minutes there 10 minutes there
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  Speaker 1: She's like, bro, I don't know what's going on with me.
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  Speaker 2: She must have took a laxative the night before.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, do you be doodling regularly? She's like, no.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you need to add fiber to your
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  Speaker 1: diet so you can shit often so you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to shit up like this. So that happened. Then one
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  Speaker 1: of my clients told me that she be eating her
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  Speaker 1: own pussy. What? What are you doing? These are grown
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  Speaker 1: professional women. Like, the one who shit up, she, like,
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  Speaker 1: real successful with her Amazon, like, career. And then the
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  Speaker 1: other one, this bitch be working for three laptops at
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  Speaker 1: the same time, working three full-time jobs at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: Is she African?
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  Speaker 1: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Is she African? No.
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  Speaker 1: Just a black girl getting to that bad. But she
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  Speaker 1: be eating her own pussy. I was like, excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: say what? Excuse me, say what? She said, yeah, like,
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  Speaker 1: I taste my pussy once a week. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: for what? I was like, so you just stick your
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  Speaker 1: finger in your pussy and taste it? She's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just make sure it tastes good. Because if I
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  Speaker 1: don't like the way it tastes, I know my nigga
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  Speaker 1: ain't going to like the way it tastes. She's like,
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  Speaker 1: and when I'm eating different foods, I taste it to
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  Speaker 1: see if it changed the taste. And she's like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't eat Bojangles french fries because it changed the taste
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  Speaker 1: of my pussy. Yeah. What?
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  Speaker 3: Those french fries are very heavy with grease. I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: The only way I'm going to taste my pussy is
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  Speaker 1: off somebody's mouth. Right.
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  Speaker 2: You're testing your shit every Monday.
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  Speaker 3: Right. Delicious.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, honestly, I think you just like eating
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  Speaker 1: your own pussy because that's weird to me.
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  Speaker 2: Does she eat pussy?
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  Speaker 1: No. She said she don't eat just hers.
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  Speaker 2: But men like the taste of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it matters if she doesn't like it.
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  Speaker 1: Right. It ain't about you liking it. It's about whoever
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  Speaker 1: eating it liking it. Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Is that stupid internet news? What the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think nobody else do that.
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  Speaker 1: She said, everybody don't do that?
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  Speaker 3: No, girl.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know nobody else that do that shit.
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  Speaker 3: Aside from cats and dogs. They be licking their own
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  Speaker 3: pussy all day.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all get in the comments after this episode and let
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  Speaker 1: us know if y'all be eating y'all own pussy. So
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  Speaker 1: I can point at you and laugh. Shame.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get into stupid internet news, though. So listen, I
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  Speaker 3: saw a video today. Now, I think I forwarded to you,
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  Speaker 3: but it's a fucking bear at a Chinese zoo. It's
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  Speaker 3: clearly somebody in a fucking bear costume waving, standing on
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  Speaker 3: his hind legs, waving at the crowd, child.
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  Speaker 2: So China is denying....
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  Speaker 1: That's suggestions. How do you know that these animals aren't evolving?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 3: No. Okay, so bears do stand on their hind legs.
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  Speaker 3: There's actual videos of actual bears doing this. Bitch, this
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  Speaker 3: bear's so slim.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't feeding that bear. That bear waving like, somebody
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  Speaker 1: throw me some of that chicken. Y'all up here looking
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  Speaker 1: at me. Throw me a piece of meat down here.
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  Speaker 1: That's what he waving about. That nigga got his elbow
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  Speaker 1: sitting up on the rocks. He got his hand on
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  Speaker 1: his hip. One hand on his hip. The other hand waving. Hey!
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  Speaker 1: Throw me a piece of that fucking chicken, bitch. Staring
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  Speaker 1: down here at me.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up.
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  Speaker 1: You stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so, man, I'm like, wait a minute, man. Boy,
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  Speaker 3: China does not give a fuck. They will duplicate your
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  Speaker 3: ass if they want to. They over there making beers
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  Speaker 3: and lying about it. That's what stupid, real stupid internet news.
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  Speaker 1: That's real stupid internet news. Yeah, that's a real bear.
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  Speaker 1: I done seen bears.
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  Speaker 2: That is not a bear.
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  Speaker 1: That's a bear. That is not a bear.
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  Speaker 3: Tammy, look at the brown area underneath his fucking neck.
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  Speaker 2: That's his neck. That's a suit.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Perception.
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  Speaker 2: That is perception.
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  Speaker 3: Bitch, if you perceiving that as a real bear, there's
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  Speaker 3: something wrong with you.
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  Speaker 1: You look like a bear to me. Go down there
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  Speaker 1: and try to take his head off and see if
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  Speaker 1: he don't take yours off.
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  Speaker 2: That is a bear in drag.
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  Speaker 1: That bear has just evolved, girl. That's all.
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  Speaker 2: That is not a bear.
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  Speaker 1: Look at the booty.
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  Speaker 2: It's all sunken.
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  Speaker 1: He hungry.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they need to go to jail because why y'all
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  Speaker 3: starving that little ass bear?
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  Speaker 1: Look at that head. That head don't look like no costume.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that mouth. That mouth look real. Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to have to post it. We're going to have
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  Speaker 1: to post this so y'all can see it because That
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  Speaker 1: look like a real bear, a little hungry bear waving.
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  Speaker 1: He want something to eat.
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  Speaker 3: The face do look kind of real, but you know,
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  Speaker 3: they make everything over there. They probably can make a
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  Speaker 3: motorized head like that for the mouth to open and
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  Speaker 3: all that. Okay, showbiz. Remember showbiz? That motherfucker didn't look real.
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  Speaker 1: That motherfucker was like.
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  Speaker 2: That's what this look like. The mouth moving.
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  Speaker 1: That mouth only moved on like one setting. It was
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  Speaker 1: never with the words of the motherfucking song. Y'all, I
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  Speaker 1: remember Showbiz, my older sister, my older big grown sister
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  Speaker 1: used to be so scared of that motherfucking gorilla playing
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  Speaker 1: that motherfucking piano.
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  Speaker 2: Girl, what's up with all the motherfuckers? Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. It just kept coming out.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, that motherfucking piano. And she used to get
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  Speaker 1: under the table and like try to grab her pizza
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  Speaker 1: from on top of the table. And I used to
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  Speaker 1: pinch her finger. So she couldn't eat her food.
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  Speaker 2: That is so petty.
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  Speaker 1: That is so petty.
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  Speaker 3: So look, y'all, Summer Walker and Jada Waiter kind of
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  Speaker 3: got into it a little bit. Summer shaded Jada.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Summer Walker basically tweeted or she put on an Instagram
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  Speaker 3: story that she's done, you know, getting cheated on. She
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  Speaker 3: can't do the cheating shit. She tried to be Jada Waiter,
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  Speaker 3: but that's she made for that shit, right? Mm-hmm. So
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  Speaker 3: Jada responded back, was like, bitch, I learned my lesson
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  Speaker 3: after one child.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I know someone where I got three babies now, two
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  Speaker 3: baby daddies at this point. So her Instagram post says,
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  Speaker 3: tried my best to be Jada Waiter, but I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: It was cute though. I wish him the best. I
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  Speaker 3: can't do that cheating stuff. And Jada responded, I learned
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  Speaker 3: my lesson after one kid. Motherfuckers around here starting their
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  Speaker 3: own trends and trying to insert me for laughs on
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  Speaker 3: the shade room. No. No.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand why she did that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, honestly, I don't think she really thought about it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think she really considered like that. That was
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  Speaker 1: that woman's trauma. You know, I think when she meant it,
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  Speaker 1: it was like. I tried to be like you I
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  Speaker 1: don't think she meant it as.
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  Speaker 3: A jab but it was that was definitely a jab
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  Speaker 3: and I you know I I can't keep giving people
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  Speaker 3: benefited adult like you're a grown woman has somebody mentioned
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  Speaker 3: you like that you'd feel some type of way too
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  Speaker 3: yeah you know what I'm saying like I'm not sucking
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  Speaker 3: that up as to like, oh, well, she didn't mean
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  Speaker 3: it that way.
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  Speaker 2: No, we got to sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: Go with exactly how people say things and what they say.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to go with how she said it and
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  Speaker 3: what she said. And face value, she said what she said.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what would be the point of starting beef
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  Speaker 1: with Jada?
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  Speaker 3: It's not really to start beef, but it was shady
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  Speaker 3: because they're both public figures, right? And everybody knows that baby,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Jada had been going back and forth with
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  Speaker 3: Lil Baby and he chiefs and he's been on shows
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  Speaker 3: saying how he doesn't really love her even after having
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  Speaker 3: a child with her, shit like that.
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  Speaker 2: Like, it's hurtful.
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  Speaker 3: So, you know, from one woman to another, like, we
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  Speaker 3: all been through our dumb bitch shit. Why are you
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  Speaker 3: using me to, like, make a dumb bitch category? Like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm at the top of the dumb bitch category as
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  Speaker 3: an example.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: How you gonna make getting cheated on my name try
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  Speaker 1: to be Jada Waiter? Damn. First of all, bitch. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah, that's I get what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: It was messy. I always be feeling like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: feel like she meant it that way. I always be,
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  Speaker 1: she ain't mean it.
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  Speaker 3: Benefit of the dowhead ass? Girl, no. Listen, some people said,
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  Speaker 3: she said exactly, she was trying to be, she may
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  Speaker 3: not have been trying to be disrespectful, but it was
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  Speaker 3: highly disrespectful. Like, girl, what are you talking about? And
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  Speaker 3: we don't know what the hell going on with Jada
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  Speaker 3: right now. The internet keeps speculating that she pregnant. If
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  Speaker 3: she is, she might not be pregnant for the baby.
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  Speaker 3: or excuse me, Lil Baby.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Don't put that out there.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't look pregnant to me. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's like the comments on her baby.
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  Speaker 1: I like Jada. I hope they spoke in the DMs
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  Speaker 1: and she apologized and they let it go.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of still going on. And then look, Lil Meech,
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  Speaker 2: he posted a damn video.
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  Speaker 3: So apparently an onlooker caught him going into a woman's apartment.
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  Speaker 3: And he actually got on live and said, damn, a
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  Speaker 3: nigga can't help his cousin bring in groceries. When I
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  Speaker 3: tell you the girl who he was following ass was
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  Speaker 3: so fat and this nigga had no groceries in his hand,
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  Speaker 3: I'm assuming the groceries.
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  Speaker 2: Was that ass.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Because what are you talking about? And he about
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  Speaker 1: to munch on some lunch.
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  Speaker 2: He's out here playing in her face.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Shame.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But what if it is his cousin? Listen, a nigga
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  Speaker 1: going to be able to play all over me. I
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  Speaker 1: just be benefiting it down to everybody.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: What if it was his cousin? Because like once.
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  Speaker 1: Because he can't help his cousin got a fat ass.
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  Speaker 3: Where is the groceries though? There's a doorbell ringer video
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  Speaker 3: of him. There's nothing in his hands like a towel.
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  Speaker 3: And she don't have no groceries but that ass. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Where's the groceries?
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  Speaker 3: And I think he was trying to be funny. Damn,
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  Speaker 3: I can't help my cousin bring the groceries in. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Jerk. Damn. Damn, Meech. We were all rooting for y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard out here. Dating is so hard in 2023.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't know, girl. Is it that hard?
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  Speaker 3: I think we entertain the wrong people oftentimes and women
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  Speaker 3: don't want to talk about that shit because I can
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  Speaker 3: tell you the relationships I've been in, I had a
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  Speaker 3: choice before I got into that relationship. Like I probably
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: had a choice between and I chose wrong. You study long,
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  Speaker 3: you study wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely done chose wrong a million times.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we just got to have a little bit
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  Speaker 3: more discernment. It's not that bad out here. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: Meech got a little cute face. They say he musty,
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  Speaker 3: but his face cute. You know, I can understand why
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  Speaker 3: Summer wanted to hop on that, especially after seeing that
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  Speaker 3: dick on that episode.
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  Speaker 1: That wasn't his dick.
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  Speaker 2: You don't think so?
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  Speaker 1: That was a stunt dick.
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  Speaker 2: Big, low Meech.
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  Speaker 3: So Blueface has hit the internet. So he's sitting there
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  Speaker 3: talking with his kids and, you know, he has this
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  Speaker 3: little boy. He's always trying to get him to say things.
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  Speaker 3: And the little boy has more sense than Blueface. And
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  Speaker 3: Blueface was like, you know, are you gay? If you
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  Speaker 3: were gay, I'll support you. And the little boy is like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not that. Like, why are you grooming him? Now,
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  Speaker 3: there's been rumors about Blueface. And y'all, I've probably said
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  Speaker 3: this before. Any man that like. is just blatantly disrespectful
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  Speaker 3: or even hits women. I feel like putting your hands
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  Speaker 3: on a woman or just being disrespectful is the last
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  Speaker 3: thing you could do to prove to a woman that
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  Speaker 3: you a man. Oftentimes, I feel like these niggas is
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  Speaker 3: fighting their sexuality and they really don't like women, so
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  Speaker 3: they being mean to them. What's up with the line
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  Speaker 3: of questioning for this little ass boy? He's like seven
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  Speaker 3: years old. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's, you know, I don't know. Because sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I'll be like, it's too early to talk about sexuality
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  Speaker 1: with kids. But then also the world, the world is,
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  Speaker 1: you know, a very sexual place and it's displayed around
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  Speaker 1: your children. So what's the right age to have these
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  Speaker 1: conversations with them about their sexuality? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: If I were a parent and when I become a parent,
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  Speaker 3: I would always leave space behind. for these conversations so
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  Speaker 3: the kid can come to me when he's ready. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not about to be egging that type of stuff on.
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  Speaker 3: I do want my child to be able to talk
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  Speaker 3: to me. So, you know, you just create the safe space.
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  Speaker 3: And when they are, because this little boy probably just
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  Speaker 3: wants some light-up shoes, video games, kid shit.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you talking to him about sexuality? What is
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  Speaker 2: your problem?
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: That is weird. That's really where our society is at
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: It's in the schools. They're trying to teach sexuality.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: And it's not just about, like, male and female anatomy
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: they trying to teach kids this internet this shit right
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: here this little black box the cell phone it's some
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: shit it's the worst.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Thing that ever happened to humanity it's not the worst
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: thing I was wowing with that I.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Don't think people consider the effects of technology we need
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: technology right But we don't consider the effects. Because when
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: they created the phone, it wasn't thinking about people driving
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: and getting into car accidents because they looking at the
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: fucking cell phone.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Right. They wasn't thinking about it.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: But now y'all got TVs in the car and dumb
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: shit like that.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: And young people who don't have any social skills.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Because.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: They can't even have an actual conversation anymore.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Right. Because all they do is have their head in
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: their phone. By the time 20, 2199, bitches going to
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: be humped over. And fingers going to be balled up
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: because they spent their whole life looking down at a
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: cell phone. Watch. We're going back to Neanderthalism.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Not me, bitch. I'm always be standing up straight. I've
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: been like this for.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: A couple hundred lifetimes.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: I already got a hump in my shit. You know,
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: every time that shit come across to my timeline, I
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: want to send it to you. Because they have different
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: ways you can try to get it out there.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Well, then send me that shit, bitch. What the fuck?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: You talking about you want to send it?
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: The fuck? Send it. There's a couple people I be
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: wanting to send that shit to.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to unhump and unbig my back.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Y'all know what it is?
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: It's like that little fatty little meat right there at
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: the top of your back.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at the bottom of the neck. Where your back
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: and your neck meets. It's like a little meatball.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Stupid.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is that? Don't worry about it. I
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: know somebody like it. Says no nigga ever. Baby, I
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: like that little meatball. It's a nigga right now. I
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: lick all on that meatball if I want him.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: To.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: All right, y'all. We're going to get into our main topic.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: As soon as this commercial break is over, we're talking monogamy.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, y'all, listen.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: I feel like, and you know, Tam, we talk about
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: this a lot. I feel like we've had so many
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: episodes talking about monogamy, non-monogamy, polyamory, polyamorous.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: What are all these terms, right? Because we still trying
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: to figure some shit out.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: And I think a lot of it stems from just
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: having a realization that, you know, is it normal for
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: you to be with one person? It's more pros for
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: being with one person, being in a monogamous relationship. as
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: opposed to open, non-monogamous relationship. You don't have to worry
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: about as many STDs.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Look, as many.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: But you still got to worry, right, if somebody's cheating
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: and going outside the relationship. But more so, it's about
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: open communication. So whatever y'all want to talk about, y'all
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: should be able to. And, you know, maybe it's something
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: you feel like you want to do. You might not
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: actually go and experience it, but I want to have
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: somebody I can talk to about what I'm feeling or... hey,
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: I don't feel like you this week. I want somebody else.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: You should be able to do that. Not saying that's
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: what I want. But I think I'm so prickly. No,
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: I don't want that. I decided. I've decided that is
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: not what I want. I think I am, though, a modern,
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: excuse me, I think I do practice modern day monogamy, though.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: So it's a little bit different.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, so explain what modern day monogamy is versus past monogamy.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: So based on what I've read and how I feel, right,
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: modern day monogamy is just one person at a time,
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: one dick at a time. Like, I'm going to replace you.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to start sleeping with somebody else while
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: I'm fucking with you. I'm going to just stop fucking
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: with you and then... move on to the next person.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: There's not going to be no overlapping type shit. And
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: traditional monogamy was more so you a whole virgin until
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: you get married and you with this person until you
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: fucking die.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Basically.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: And I'm definitely not with that shit. Like, I'm not
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: with getting married. Living with one person for the rest
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: of your life and y'all dying together. Like I, I,
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I obviously we passed that point. Cause I'm not a virgin.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: You're not a virgin. Most women aren't virgins. Rip me
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: out the plastic.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Virgin.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: That's a new pussy.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: In my ears.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: What?
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: My ears haven't been plugged yet. I'm sorry. I just
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: always be saying some shit. Bitch, be serious for once. Okay,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I want a monogamous relationship. Like, I want one man and, like, forever.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: But I'm also afraid that I'll pick one man and
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I'll love him and then I look up in 10
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: years and then I'm looking at him while he's sleeping
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: ready to kill his motherfucking ass. Oh, there goes that
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: word again. Ready to kill him and bored. Or, like,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: after five years, my coochie don't even get wet from
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: him no more because it's just the same old stroke.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: You see what these women be going through after five
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: and ten years? Not just the women, the men too.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Once they've been committed for so long, they become like
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: brother and sister.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: But I feel like that's because they probably didn't actually
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: find the person they were supposed to be with.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: They might have settled, right?
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: And a lot of those people are unhappy and they
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: go outside the relationship to complete the happiness as opposed
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: to trying to find ways to keep falling in love
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: with your mate.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Cause it is a state
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: of mind.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: And I don't think that you're going to be in
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: love for 20 years with this one person. You got
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: to find a way for y'all to keep falling in love.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: So y'all might be out of love for a year
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: and fall back in love another year. I think people
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: who have been married for a long time, they'll tell
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: you that they didn't always like they meet. They didn't
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: like there were times. One of my friends, she's been
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: married for a while, but she was like, you know,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: her and her husband, they didn't physically divorce, but they
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: left each other multiple times within the marriage.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: But they always came back.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I know somebody that did that. They left each other
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: for four years and came back together.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I feel like it just has to be
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: somebody who's bullshit you willing to deal with for an
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: extended period of time.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Cause we are, none of us are fucking perfect. None
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: of us are perfect, man.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I think I, um, I don't think I, all right.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: What's the difference between, I know this is going a
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: little bit off, but polyamory in open relationship probably is
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: like in the same house it gotta be uh i.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Think sometimes people are in polygamous relationships polygamy is for
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: the men isn't uh polyamory is for women oh i
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: thought they were having multiple partners um open relationship is
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: for both partners both people do anything polygamy oftentimes is
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: just the man with multiple women.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Hmm I don't know if I can't have. Ain't no
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: fun if the homies can't get none. Like, what the fuck?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. You can't have a side person
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: if I can't.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: And you got us all in the same house. I
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: ain't with that bullshit. I had seen a video. You
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: remember this video a while back? It was a Hebrew Israelite.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: I could tell based on the names of these women
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: and how many kids. He had like four bitches piled
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: up in one little ass kitchen. Table full of fucking kids.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: That's abuse. You can't take care of all these women.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: If you're going to be in a polygamous relationship, you
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: have to be able to take care.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Of the women.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not with that shit. I'm not with that shit.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: But I oftentimes think about, like you said, just years
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: down the line, if I'm starting to fall out of
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: love with this person and I want to explore somebody else,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I should be able to at least talk to my
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: partner about that.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I might not actually do it, but I should be
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: able to talk to you about it.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: I agree. I agree. But at this point, I do
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: just want one partner.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Me too. I don't want to be outside. I'm outside,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: but my pussy ain't.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Same. I don't even feel like I'm outside no more.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I don't even be wanting that shit. Them Sundays, y'all.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Them Sundays catching on with a bitch. I'm tired.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Them Sundays is National Old Lady Day. If you ain't
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: with a nigga on Sunday, man, you super single.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I be outside. I be outside on Sunday. And
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: then in the house, I'll go for a Monday. I'm
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: tired of that. I don't want to do that no more.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: You want to be cooking Sunday dinner?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I want to be cooking Sunday dinner, waiting for
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: our favorite show to come on Sunday night. I don't
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: want to be rubbing my nigga feet. You like rubbing feet? No.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I don't really be touching niggas feet.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Now, I'll do a little body rub, booty rub, all
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: that shit.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Thigh rubs. I'll rub the hell out your ass, but the.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Feet, I'm not rubbing no nigga feet for real.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: But I don't like it.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I like to... I be, like, submissive in that way. Bitch,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I thought you was about to say you like to
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: suck toes. Oh, hell no. I ain't put nobody's foot
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: in my mouth. Hell no. That's equivalent to a booty
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: hole to me. They can walk in on that shit. Mm-mm.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Anytime a nigga suck my toes, I be like, dog,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: I was just walking on this floor. I don't care
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: that I just got out of the shower. I'm still
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: always looking at you like, you kind of nasty.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Two steps, it's a foot. Two steps, it's an asshole.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Same shit.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Not same shit.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Same shit. Same shit. Get somebody else to do it.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I ain't not putting nobody's foot in my mouth.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I think we got to also.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: go into situations with better mindsets and stop speaking on.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Man, what if I don't like him after such?
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: I am going to be in love with my partner
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: whenever I find him for the rest of our lives.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: You got to be more positive about this stuff. You
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: want to manifest a healthy relationship.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I agree, but here's the thing I do too. I'll
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: meet a nigga and marry him in my head instantly.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: All women do that.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Right away, we married in my head. I already put it. Like,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: how does my name sound with his last name on
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: the end? Like, that sounds nice. That has a ring
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: to it, doesn't it?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: No, bitch.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: I be putting my shit in Germantria. I swear to God, bitch,
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: because it's certain numbers I'm looking for. And if that
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: shit don't match up with my first name and his
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: last name numerically, I'm like, this ain't going to work.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what G-Montrea is. Every time you
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: say that shit, I think about Robin Williams and Jumanji.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: The game. What? And that's where my head goes.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: It don't have nothing to do with that shit.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Then I started thinking about, what's his name? Was it
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Edgar Allan Payne? What's that nigga name? No, I don't.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: That's Edgar Allan Poe and Allan Payne put together, bitch.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Wake up, Tammy.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: What the hell you talking about?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, so I don't, I'm saying all of
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: that to say I don't know what G-Montrea is. You
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: always talk about it. What the fuck is that? That's
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: some number shit. Yeah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Every, every number represents every, excuse me, every letter represents
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: a number.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: So you basically decoding words. Essentially, that's all it is.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: And it's a whole database out there of different things
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: that reference a particular phrase, a particular number. I believe that,
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: you know, nine is your master number. Most numbers equal nine.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: All numbers equal nine for the most part. Right? So
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: that's your math number. There's a couple other math numbers,
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: like 11, 33. These are, you have to study the occult.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: That's what it is.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'll send you some fucking books, bitch, if you
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: open for it.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: So you can get a better understanding.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: One don't equal nine. One equal one, two equal two,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: three equal three, and nine equal nine. I don't know
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: what you mean when you say all numbers equal nine.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: I'll send you some math equations, something like that.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Anyway, back to it. I marry a nigga off in
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: my head, and then I be so disappointed when that
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: shit don't work.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: I think all women fantasize about every single man they meet.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Niggas just be trying to fuck, and we out here like,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: for real, married and had kids with this nigga. Women
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: got to enjoy the dating stage a little bit better.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Just go in with.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: No expectations at all. You know what I'm saying? You
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: aren't disappointed when shit don't work out like it's supposed to.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: It's so hard.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: And you speeding shit up by doing that.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Just chill out, relax.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Like now you, now you putting pressure on this nigga
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: in your mind and you may not say anything to
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: him verbally, but your actions going to start looking like that.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? And that runs men off.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Move it too fucking fast. Relax, bitch. And get you
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: a couple of them.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of time left.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Well, that's our fault, okay? And there's plenty of women
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: in our position. I remember I was talking about my
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: damn 70-year-old cousin. This bitch said her and her homegirls
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: is out here still looking for love at 70. Now,
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not about to be that extreme now, but I'm
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: going to definitely have me a whole grown-ass man soon. Mm-hmm.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Y'all, don't waste y'all 30s. Get y'all niggas in. I
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: say 20s for playing 30s. Early 30s is for finding
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: a husband.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. Yeah.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: You don't want to be out here.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: It's just hard for everybody because if it's hard for
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: 70-year-old bitches, it ain't nobody for y'all. I guess all
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: they niggas gone, ain't it?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Dead.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Dead.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: But non-monogamy is a thing. It's becoming a bigger thing.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: I think our generation in particular are kind of getting
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: away from traditional monogamous relationships.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: So I found this article on WebEx.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: And it says 10 questions to ask yourself to see
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: if a non-monogamous relationship is or isn't for you. So
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: we're going to run through those right quick. So look,
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: do I want sexual exclusivity with my partner? Is that
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: number one priority for you. Do you want community dick
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: at this point? And think about the things that come
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: with community dick. Baby mamas, STDs, fuck a STD, BV, okay,
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: yeast infections, those type of things.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Just swapping out coochie bacon biscuits.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I don't want that.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: So that's like the number one thing you got to
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: ask yourself. Are you okay with your partner having sex
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: with other people?
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: We've been dealing with it, right? Because I think.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: People cheat.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: It's not just men. Women cheat too, right? There's a
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: lot of niggas out here who baby ain't theirs. Y'all
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: explain that shit, bitches. So if you're not okay with that,
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's the first thing you need to ask yourself.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Number two, it says, do I feel sexual, romantic, and
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: emotional desires toward people other than my partner?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: And it might be a fleeting thought, but I think
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: it's natural. It's natural to see somebody like, damn, you
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: may not say that shit out loud, but you'd be
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: thinking it.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: So I answer yes to that too. Does it just
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: feel natural to pursue friendships and romantic relationships concurrently with
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: more than one person?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not answering none of these questions because my future
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: husband might be listening and he gonna be like, it's
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: a hoe. I'm not a hoe, baby. I'm not answering
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: these questions. These questions are dumb.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Girl, stop yelling in the damn mic.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I can't help it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: I'm excited. Okay.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Um, so what is the question again? I feel like, yeah,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: let's run it.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Let's run it back. Does it just feel natural? To
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: pursue friendships and romantic relationships concurrently with more than one person.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's wrong with having a friendship though?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Romantically. Also, that word is in there.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it said friendships and or.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: To pursue friendships and romantic relationships. So friendships, yes. But
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: it's basically saying like, does it feel natural to you
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: to be fucking on more than one person?
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: No.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I don't like more than one dick at a time.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I really don't, but I will date more than one
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: person at a time. Like I'll go to dinner with
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: John on Tuesday and Michael on Wednesday and be just
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: fine with that. And it's not a problem, but I
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: might only fuck Michael, you know? Right.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: And see what, what was the other nigga name was
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Michael and who.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Who knows? He's was Tuesday. He's gone.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: And see, that's why these niggas be mad, taking your
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: ass out to dinner, knowing you fucking Michael at the.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: End of the night. How they know?
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: They don't know who I'm fucking.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: They know you fucking somebody and ain't them.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't fucking them. Honestly, I don't have nothing going
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: on right now. It's a drought.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: I didn't even get no birthday penis. I'm not really
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: talking about you in particular. I'm talking about women and
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: dating men.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: That's why men be mad as hell because they ain't
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: getting that pussy at the end of the night. They
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: know you fucking somebody.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: You just ain't fucking them.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Or they assume you're fucking somebody.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Assume, right.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Number four says, do I feel capable of managing my
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: time and energy to meet the needs of more than
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: one relationship? You're most likely already doing this with your
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: platonic relationships, AKA your friendships. So think of it through
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: a non-monogamy lens. So that's the part that fucks me up.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I don't got time. I don't have mental time, mental
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: capacity to entertain more than one person. You gotta give
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: all these people conversation especially if y'all ain't in the
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: same household somewhere you know what I'm saying like you
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: gotta talk to them on the phone facetiming pulling up all.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: This shit I really don't have the time.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: To juggle more than one person with that type of
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: shit what you got Tammy cause you looking like I
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: can we talk back.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Over here so good morning good morning John good morning
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Michael good morning Joseph good morning Teddy good morning like.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: You got the text messages scheduled the night before like
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: as an Instagram post and it just hits send when
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: you wake up and smile like you.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Did your deed for the day.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, you're supposed to date. How am I going
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: to find my person if I'm not getting to know
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: more than one person at a time?
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: So we had an episode about dating with intention, right? Now,
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: this is just another part of that. I don't feel
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: like you can date with intention if you're dating multiple people. Like,
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: you need to find one person and focus on them.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I'm intentionally dating multiple people until I find one person.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: That's dating exclusively. I think you have to date multiple
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: people and then pick one to date exclusively.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: First of all, so we're talking about exclusivity and then
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: you have non-monogamous.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: You know those are actual antonyms, right? they're not the.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Same thing so if you're trying to exclusively date somebody
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: you basically can't be non-monogamous excuse me say what if
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: you're trying to date one person exclusively right how you
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: can't be non-monogamous simultaneously.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: No no no yeah you're right you're right.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Right so that's what I'm saying like if you then
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: just say you want to be in a non-monogamous relationship
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: you okay with that basically.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Right No, no, no, no. I'm not saying that. I
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: want monogamy once we get there. All right. So where
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: I'm at right now is I'm dating multiple people to
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: see which one I like. And then I'll be exclusive
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: with that one person dating exclusively, but we not still
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: ain't together. And then if that, we can move past
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: that stage to monogamy and.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: You don't even sound like you fucking sure bitch let's go.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: On to number seven you date people you meet people
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: then you pick one that you like you date them
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: exclusively just dating them but y'all still not in a
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: committed relationship then you commit.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: We gotta write down like actual steps for dating to
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: see if we even understand what dating actually is I feel.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Like we did that shit did we?
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah did you follow the steps? no number seven.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Have I practiced have I practiced serial monogamy where I'm
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: exclusive with one person for a while but I end
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: each relationship to pursue a new one that's.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Me yes and when I y'all remember when I asked
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: this bitch was she a serial monogamous and she was
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: like serial monogamous no what episode this was a few
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: episodes back you are.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I literally said that at the beginning of this episode,
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: at the beginning.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Of this topic of discussion.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: I said that I am a modern, I identify as
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: someone who's a modern day monogamist. Like I date, what
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: is it called? Like, yeah, modern monogamy. I practice modern monogamy.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: I said that. Did I not, y'all?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: But remember when I said you were a serial monogamist
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: a couple weeks back?
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm a Gemini bitch.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: That's my answer for everything. I might have, might have not.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Might have been not me, like four of me.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: You will like be locked in with a nigga and
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: then not locked in no more and then get a
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: new nigga and be locked in with him too.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it like that.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I like it like that.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Believe me when I tell you it's because I got
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: high tolerance for bullshit so I'll just stick around because
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: this is what I'm doing for the moment but if
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: nothing ever changes I will literally wake up and be
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: like nah I'm good and I just stop talking.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: To you you know who you are you common that's
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: what common be doing to bitches common will send you
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: a text message like yeah I don't think this is
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: gonna work out my queen.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: It's Rana's chorus. I wonder if he's a Gemini. Yeah, like,
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: it's Rana's chorus. Why am I keep playing, like, we have,
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: women have a timeline. We are on a time crunch
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: at this moment. So, if you're not considering me like
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: I consider you, if you're not fucking with me at
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: the same capacity, what are we doing?
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Like, a nigga be walking around here 5'2, balding, fucked up,
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: all type of ways.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I'm still choosing you.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Right. And you acting like you don't know you like
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: you unsure about me or something.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: I don't have no time for you to be unsure.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: That's all it is.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: There was this guy that I really, really, really liked.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: And he really, I could tell he really liked me too,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: but he was just like, and I was like, what
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: are we doing? Are we going to do something for
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: real or no? I put it out there to him
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: like that. And he was just like, I don't want
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: to be in a committed relationship for another two years.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to do long distance relationships. Okay, well,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: all right. So then I was still talking to him
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: and still planning to go travel to see him and
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: do all these things. And then I had to look
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: at myself. Why am I investing time in a person
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: who don't want what I want? Let me just stop.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Let me just stop.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get out of there.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: You know, because what happens whenever shit gets fucked up,
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: men love to put the onus on women.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, I told you what I wanted. Okay, well, guess what?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: The onus is on both of us. Because while you
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: were telling me what you wanted, I also told you
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: I wanted everything. exclusivity I also told you I wanted
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: to be married I also told you I wanted kids
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: so you had an opportunity to walk the fuck away
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: too but you didn't so when shit hit the fan
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: it's not just on me the woman who wanted their
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: relationship right because they love to say what they told
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: you bitch I don't care what you told me I
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: told you right I wanted a relationship right I agree.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: And you kept fucking me raw.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Not me.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: That be the thing.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Not me.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Whatever, bitch.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Anyway, number, like, that's really why I got to cut
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: one nigga off. Like, that's really why it's one nigga at.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: A time, man. You better, all right.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: All right, go ahead. I need to go. Don't say it, bitch.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Cut it out.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, number eight says, do I want more emotional intimacy?
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: than what my partner can't provide. I think sometimes that
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: might not be your partner then if he's not providing
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: you with the type of intimacy that you think you
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: want or deserve. So maybe just scratch that one and
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: get a whole nother nigga. Not a supplemental nigga.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Or maybe you could teach him. Because sometimes they need
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: just a little guidance. Sometimes it ain't like the man
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: don't care. It's just that he don't know how to
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: be what you need. So maybe it's just an opportunity
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: to get that man sit down in the classroom yeah
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: but if.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: You find yourself always given the benefit of the doubt
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: right always compromising your happiness because this person seems content
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: with whatever y'all got going on but you really ultimately
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: is not what you want you know I don't think
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: you should just go get a second dude it's still
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: not gonna be right you know what I'm saying like
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: it's funny when we say oh I got a nigga
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: for this and I got a nigga for that and
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: I got a nigga for this girl you spreading yourself
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: thin with all these fucking energies Yeah, I don't do that.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: I don't have the capacity for that.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Just because I feel like once you have a nigga
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: for all these different things that they're providing, you got
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: to have sex with all of them. They're going to
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: be looking for physical intimacy. Men, I ain't never asked
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: a man what their love language was and the first
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: one wasn't physical intimacy. I have not seen one yet.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: It's always physical and then acts of service or words
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Affirmation.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but physical always first. So I just ain't trying
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: to share my body with that many people, so I
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: just can't do it.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Number nine says, do I feel or think there is
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: a critical component missing from my relationship, but overall am happy?
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: So again.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: That's most people. Yeah.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I think it's all mental, man. It's all mental. All
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: of this shit is like, you got to work it
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: out in the mind first. And number 10 says, I
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: do feel... intrigued by the idea of multiple partners I
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: won't say I'm intrigued by it but I've said before
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: I like first dates you know what I'm saying I
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: like meeting somebody new I like meeting new people period
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: men and women I don't deal with men but I
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: like meeting new people you know what I'm saying old
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: new people get you places old people can't yeah I
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: don't ever want to be restricted in that way like
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: because I'm fucking with you I can't even talk to
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: another man because he's a man right you know what
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: I'm saying but do I want to just be out
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: here smashing dating talking conversating with multiple people i don't
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: have the capacity for that shit no this time it's
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: fucking winding down i.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Will definitely conversate with multiple people but the smashing.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: No lies being told i.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Can't i can't my pussy can't handle it i just
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: want one date and right now i'm just saving myself
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: for my next boyfriend i don't even i don't even
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: know my pussy in the freezer.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I'm in a good place.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: I know exactly what I want.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: That's, that's the one good thing about, I could take
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: away from these relationships that I've been in.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I don't want to say I regret anything.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I just, I've learned, I've learned what I want, what
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: I don't want, my likes, my dislikes, what I'm looking for.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: So that when I do meet the person, I can
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: have all the information to make a nice informed decision
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: on what I want to fuck with. And hopefully that
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: person's honest with themselves first, right? Because it takes a
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: lot of self-awareness to be honest with yourself and to
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: some new person you're meeting. I had a whole little
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: back and forth, a little spat with one of my friends.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: With my friend. Let me not say one of my
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: little friends, just in case that nigga listening.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Because niggas be listening.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: But he made a comment that it is hard.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Women make it hard for men to be honest. And
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, like a woman can say the same thing. Oh,
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: men make it hard for us to be honest. But really,
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: if you don't give a fuck and you showing up
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: as your true authentic self, I'm sorry if my truth.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Makes you feel however type of way.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: But I'm not going to say, oh, he made it
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: hard for me to be honest.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Tell the fucking truth. And if they're not fucking way
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: to get on through.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: But you're not going to use me as a scapegoat
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: because you can't be first honest with yourself. So you
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: showing up in the world like somebody fucking else sitting
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: your representative. You can't put that on someone else. You're
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: just not an honest person. It's not that I'm not
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: making it easy for you to be honest. Yeah.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: These niggas do be listening because one of my little
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: friends in California, I mean, not my little friend, my
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: big friend in California, he was like, yeah, you be
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: cheating on your man for California. You said you cheated
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: on your man for California.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I was like, that was a long time ago.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Like, why are you back there?
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Why are you bringing up old shit?
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: I wish you could block certain people from listening. Like,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: can I block this IP address?
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Shit.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: We feel a little censored, but fuck them. Listen, this
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: is me.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: No, I just tell niggas like, This is entertainment purposes only.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Don't take nothing I say for fact. I'm on there
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: telling jokes. AJ is the one with all the real information,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: and I just come and tell jokes.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's all, baby.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: I just gave a joke. That's it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: Y'all, so the moral of this conversation is, to me,
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: for me, self-awareness, right? You have to know yourself. To
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: know what type of relationships you want to be in.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: What type of relationship you want to engage in. What
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: type of person you want. And what type of person
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: you want to be in a relationship.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: That's the gist of it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: All right. And for me, the moral of the story is,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: use condoms. These niggas be cheating, y'all. Use condoms. You
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: might be in a monogamous relationship and he's still outside.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: You might be monogamous and this nigga might be polyamorous
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck. That's my fucking moral. Yeah, I'm sorry.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I'm on my cycle. So I'm kind of like not
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: as positive today. I'm a little negative, a little tainted.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Y'all listen, we'll be right back with a dumb bitch story.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Stay tuned. Dumb bitch story.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: You are so dumb. Because we've all been a dumb
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: bitch at least once or twice. Okay, y'all, this dumb
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: bitch story, a woman from Brazil reveals that she fell
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: in love with a man who mugged her previously. And
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: she reveals this story and she got over 200,000 views
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: on Twitter. And this woman, I think her name is Emanuela.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: She says she was walking down the street where she
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: lives and she got mugged and the muggers took her phone.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: The thief later had a change of heart. The mugger said,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I was going through a difficult situation because I didn't
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: have a woman, you know? The man said, reminiscing on
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: the odd how we first met story. When I saw
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: her photo on the phone, I said to myself, what
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: a beautiful brunette. You don't see a brunette like that
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: every day. And I regretted stealing her phone. So you
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: stole her phone and then her heart is what the
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: interviewer said.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Man, wait a minute.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: The pair have been together for two years.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Man, hell no.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: First of all, I'm not fucking with no nigga who
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: just be out here stealing petty thief. right whenever he
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: done with you whenever he falls out of love with
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: your ass he gonna really rob you and going on
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: to the next person how you like a stupid dumb
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: bitch right like the the bar is real real real
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: low there's no bar there's no bar this nigga's like
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: hey hey i know i took your shit but here
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: you go back can i take you to dinner or
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: something I just stole another bitch purse around the corner.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: I got about $ 200 if you want something to eat.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: That is kind of attractive now. You stealing from another
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: bitch to give me?
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: No. It ain't never that serious.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: That was like I was at that gas station and
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: it was this very good looking homeless man, right? You
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: look like he could clean him up and he'd be
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: fine as fuck though, right? He asked me for some
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: money and because he was so handsome... It was so
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: hot outside. He just asked for some money for some water.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, you cute.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: I'll give it to you.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't say you cute, but I was thinking it, right?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: And then when I got close to giving him that money,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: he was like, damn, you fine. Can I take you
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: to dinner?
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: How?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: How you going to take me to dinner? How, Lou?
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Remember Super Super said.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: How, Lou? How you going to do that, Lou? No. Get.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I was almost offended then.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: What if he wasn't homeless?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: He just looked like that. But you said you were
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: giving him water. Did he ask for it?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: He asked for money for some water.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Oh. Then he probably, he may not have been homeless
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: per se, but he didn't have money for water.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: So how can he take you on a date?
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. You know what? He didn't say, can I
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: take you on a date? He said, can I have
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: your phone number? No.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: No.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: It's a no for me. And if I was this bitch,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: when he was bringing the phone back, I was like, yeah,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: meet me here. And I would have had the police
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: with me. Arrest him! Absolutely.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Y'all, we got a random sex fact this week. Oh,
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: look at us. I know, right?
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: We got all the things. This man, Los Angeles-born... He
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: has two penises.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Okay? It's a I don't want to say a disease.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: It's a defect.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Some sort of defect.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: A genetic defect called dipophilia where people are born with
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: two genitalia. So he basically said bitches was hypnotized by
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: these two dicks. He even had one person that couldn't
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: not stop fucking two people. Like she couldn't just have
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: regular sex anymore. She had to do double penetration. So
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: she was Having a lot of threesomes after fucking with him.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: They go crazy for the two dicks. I googled what
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: it looked like. And I don't know what this person's
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: dick in particular looks like. But the images on Google
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: are horrific.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: With these two penises.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: So what is it called? Dickophilia?
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Shut up!
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: What is it called?
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: It's dipophilia.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Dipophilia. Yeah.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: See if you can pull up those Google images.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Dipophilia. Yeah. Is that PH?
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Do you see?
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: And the images are actually, like, blurred out, so you
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: got to click them off your face.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Ew, no, I don't want that.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: So he said his was, like, kind of off to
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: the side. So it's Tank. This guy, his name is Tank.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: And he was actually on this YouTube channel called Soft
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: White Underbelly. I used to watch that shit a lot.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: They usually be having, like, prostitutes and pimps. drug addicts
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: on there. I used to watch the videos a lot.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: So he's a Los Angeles truck driver. Reveal that he
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: has two penises and was pretty candid about his sex life.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: His name's Tank.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Tank reportedly suffered from dipophilia, which is D-I-P-H-A-L-L-I-A for anybody
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: trying to Google it. A genetic abnormality in which a
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: male is born with two penises. The rare condition affects
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: less than a thousand men and boys across the United States.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Tank who was sent to juvenile detention center after being
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: convicted of manslaughter at the age of 12, admitted that
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: he was a virgin until he was released from custody
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: at the age of 24.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: And he says.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Women didn't believe it when I told them I had
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: two dicks, but then I took them to the room
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: and they'd see. According to Tank, he would ejaculate from
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: both penises at the same time, even if only one
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: was being stimulated, he explained. When I was penetrating a woman,
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: I would get a feeling, but one of my penises
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: is like, to the side and feels like it's gonna.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Blow up the truck driver said he even.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Encountered women who wanted both penises inside them at the
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: same time one woman allegedly became so addicted she had
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: threesomes after they broke up because a single penis was
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: no longer satisfying he out here slinging dicks okay damn
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: i don't want.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: That i was looking at the pictures It looks very
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: more common in non-blacks. I didn't see any black dipophilia.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: Me either when I looked. So maybe this is like
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: some alien shit. Like those spaceships you saw.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see some spaceships, y'all. I bet you there's
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: some dipophilia on there.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: It might be nice.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, goodness. some alien dipophilia you would if you were
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: like met a man and you liked him and he
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: had all the things and then finally y'all went to
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: have sex and he pulled out two dicks if they
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: looked good I would.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: What if they looked like those pictures I'm not fucking
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: with it but if they looked like two full grown
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: brown beautiful dicks on one person snickers hamburgers yes I.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Can see you now gobbling one down and stroking the
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: other period Period. I run out the room. I'm running
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: screaming out the room.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: It's an alien. It's an alien.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I don't want to offend anybody
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: because there's people out there who really have that. And
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: if you're listening, your dick deserves love. Both of them.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Don't be offended by what I'm saying.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Bitch, I've been waiting for aliens to pick me up
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: for a while, man.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Where y'all at? Pull up on me.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Bitch, they was in Chester yesterday. You need to go
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: down to Chester County, South Carolina. They was there. I
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: promise you. I seen them. It was three of them.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: It was three crafts that I saw.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: You know, this whole year, there's been a lot of
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: videos out there with a bunch of, I don't know.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Unusual activities.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Unidentified objects in the sky, in people's backyards. Did you
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: see that video?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: In California?
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I think it was in.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Nevada or California.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. yeah I saw that I definitely believe in aliens
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: I think I used to get abducted either I was
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: being abducted by aliens when I was a kid or
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: I just was having like out of body shit happening
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: because I would be floating back to my damn body
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: every Saturday morning so they was picking me up every
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Friday that.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Was your melatonin your mama was giving you that's.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: A damn lie my mama definitely wasn't drugging her kids
• 55:12
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• 55:17
  Speaker 3: drink your juice mama gotta have a life too girl
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: I was in Sam's club one day and I told
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Leslie I said you might want to stop doing that
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: she just had her little gummies for the kids they
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: in the cart it's 6 7 in the evening she
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: like hey y'all hey y'all candy giving it out like
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: the body so they can be sleep by 9 exactly
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: but you know your kids gonna become they say you
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: don't become dependent on it but you can this stuff
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: has other shit in those gummies and in those pills
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: not just straight natural melatonin like what the fuck that
• 55:48
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• 55:57
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• 56:00
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• 56:09
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• 56:11
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• 56:14
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• 56:20
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• 56:22
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• 56:24
  Speaker 2: And never hold your peace.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Bye.