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114: My Drug Buddy · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: I didn't tell you that this podcast is so blowing up.
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  Speaker 1: It's so on fire that they've asked Donald Faizon and
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  Speaker 1: I to go on the view.
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  Speaker 2: I hope I get to talk to Whoopie.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're old friends with Whoopee. She was in Homiespimoni.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we did a movie together. It was great. I
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  Speaker 2: have some apologies to make to her. I have to apologize,
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  Speaker 2: like profusely to her.
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  Speaker 1: Don't embarrass us in front of Whoopie.
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  Speaker 2: Bro I won't embarrass us in front of Whoopee. But
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  Speaker 2: I was like a little punk back in the day,
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  Speaker 2: like I was scared of I was so scared of
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  Speaker 2: celebrities and getting to know actors who I was, you
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  Speaker 2: know who I loved, like Whoopy Goldberg is one of
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  Speaker 2: my top five, Like she inspired me as a youth
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  Speaker 2: and too yeah, like Jumping Jack Flash. You know, uh,
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  Speaker 2: there's so many.
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  Speaker 1: Before all that. Dude. When I saw the color Purple
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  Speaker 1: when I was a kid, and I thought I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know anything about acting, but I said, that is one
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  Speaker 1: of the best actresses I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely I cried and are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 2: For the first time ever in a movie.
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  Speaker 1: When they pulled the sisters apart when.
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  Speaker 2: Me and you us never part Mackey dad, Oh my.
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  Speaker 1: Gosh, I could cry right now, I could let me.
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  Speaker 2: Now, ain't no mountain, Ain't no c Mackey dad key,
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  Speaker 2: my sister away from me, Mackie Dada. And the fact
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  Speaker 2: that she went to her sister, went to live with
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  Speaker 2: her kids, Adam and Olivia, that was even more special. Man,
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  Speaker 2: it was just that's one of those movies.
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  Speaker 1: I could get tears in my eyes with you recounting.
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  Speaker 1: If you haven't seen The Color Purple, it is a
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  Speaker 1: fucking masterpiece. Steven by Steven Spielberg.
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  Speaker 2: Music by Quincy Jones. Yes, and Steven Spielberg always used
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  Speaker 2: John Williams. This was the one of the first times
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  Speaker 2: that he didn't use John Williams and used Quincy Jones instead.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's good trivia and Whoopy Goldberg's performance is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: And Oprah Winfrey, Oprah Renfrey, she get I know she
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  Speaker 1: got nominated on she won the Auf Skirt for that.
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  Speaker 2: Point, nobody from the Color Purple.
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  Speaker 1: Who could have beat Joelle? I am so sorry to
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  Speaker 1: start right off the bat, but who could have beaten
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  Speaker 1: Oprah Winfrey's performance in the color purple? Who is this person?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this thespian?
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  Speaker 2: That one? Is that? That? That my favorite scene. You
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  Speaker 2: told Harpo to beat me. Oh my life. I had
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  Speaker 2: to fight. I had to fight my brothers, I had
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  Speaker 2: to fight my daddy. I never thought I'd have to
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  Speaker 2: fight in my own house.
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  Speaker 1: Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: God the nessa dude, but I killed dad.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Come on, you just got me all
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  Speaker 1: riled up about color purple?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, brother, what I'm acting?
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  Speaker 1: Danny excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Danny Glover, Yeah, Danny Glover.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's just I agree with you. It was
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  Speaker 1: one of the first times I like sobbed in a movie.
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  Speaker 1: And I was a little kid, and I was just like,
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  Speaker 1: just like, wow, this guy.
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  Speaker 2: I remember my mom tapping my dad and being like
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  Speaker 2: the baby's shoon's crying. My baby's crying. That part, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: me and you us never part. And when she teaches
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  Speaker 2: her how to read, and then of course at the
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  Speaker 2: end when her sister comes back, when she finds the letters.
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  Speaker 1: When she's signing the letters, when she finds the letters.
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  Speaker 1: But when I think of, like, you know, sometimes they
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  Speaker 1: think about the movies that have made me cry the most.
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  Speaker 1: I always think of those two sisters being torn apart
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  Speaker 1: in the color purple.
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  Speaker 2: That and one of my favorite moments in that whole
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  Speaker 2: movie is when sug Avery played by Margaret finally has
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  Speaker 2: lightened up to miss Cely and she's written a song
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  Speaker 2: with her band called Miss Ceely's Blues and they play
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  Speaker 2: it at the juke joint. Sister, you've been oh my mind,
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  Speaker 2: Oh sister, we're too of a kind. So, sister, I'm
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  Speaker 2: keeping my eye on you. That song is.
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  Speaker 1: Higher and that was the Quincy Jones right then.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, this is all Quincy Jones, the whole soundtrack,
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  Speaker 2: Quincy Jones Q Sister you lot me, oh mama, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it like you. I mean, come on, I.
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  Speaker 2: Know that's nobody could. Nobody could do it like Margaret
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  Speaker 2: sug Abri.
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  Speaker 1: Hey should we say get into it? Fine?
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  Speaker 3: Six stories about Shore we made about a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: tops and nurses in Janitor, you said.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the stories next as no.
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  Speaker 4: So YadA roun here up yeader rab here up.
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  Speaker 1: So much love for for the theme song, Donald lot
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  Speaker 1: to love on our on our instagrams for for so
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  Speaker 1: many things. Bill and His five six seven eighths and.
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  Speaker 2: So much love. I didn't realize that there were that
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  Speaker 2: few Peloton instructors. So a lot of people were like,
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  Speaker 2: oh man, you had such and such.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really it was I thought there were dozens of them.
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  Speaker 2: No, I guess not I guess, or I guess the
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  Speaker 2: one I described.
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  Speaker 1: It was very specific, very specific. You didn't really leave
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  Speaker 1: much mystery. Did you work out today? I see you're
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  Speaker 1: all sweating up there.
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  Speaker 2: I did work out today. I found a new instructor.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, you know you can. You can pat down
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  Speaker 1: your head before we do the podcast. That's all I did.
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  Speaker 2: I shower, I showered and everything. This is that afterglow.
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  Speaker 2: This is that freaking Bruce what Bruce Lee wored was
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  Speaker 2: searching for at the end of the Last Dragon. I
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  Speaker 2: got that going right now.
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  Speaker 1: Really, why don't you pull some sweatpants off the rack
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  Speaker 1: and pat your forehead down. I can't look at that
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  Speaker 1: for an hour?
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  Speaker 2: Does it make you uncomfortable?
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  Speaker 1: No? But you need like what do you when you
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  Speaker 1: know when the rappers always carry a washcloth? You and
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  Speaker 1: I got into big years of go about how you
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  Speaker 1: said that African American people always bring a washcloth into
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  Speaker 1: the shower.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, We did get into a debate about this.
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  Speaker 1: And I said that I've never used a washcloth in
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  Speaker 1: the shower, and you said, you said, you said, every
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  Speaker 1: black person I know brings a washcloth in the shower.
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  Speaker 2: Most black people use washcloth.
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  Speaker 1: Joel, can you weigh in on this?
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  Speaker 2: She said, knotting her hair yet. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Black Twitter, when we learned that people do not wash
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  Speaker 5: their legs, they were very loud about the use of
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  Speaker 5: washcloth and try to inform a lot of people with
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  Speaker 5: many races that you could always just take a cloth
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  Speaker 5: in there and really scrub, like.
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  Speaker 2: Like what does your hand do that thing that has
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  Speaker 2: like friction that is made for friction when wet.
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  Speaker 1: So, as you're married to a Caucasian woman, do you
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  Speaker 1: use cloths and she doesn't know.
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  Speaker 2: She uses a washcloth? My wife is Southern. Hold on, now,
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  Speaker 2: let's not forget that my wife is Southern. There's a
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  Speaker 2: lot of things that Southern white people, even though they
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  Speaker 2: might have issues with black people, do exactly the same
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  Speaker 2: thing people do.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you're listening, we want to know, no matter
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  Speaker 1: what your ethnicity, if you use a wash cloth in
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  Speaker 1: the shower, please up on Instagram and let us know
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  Speaker 1: if if you're now now you said washing your legs jo, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I definitely think that I neglect my my legs in
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  Speaker 1: the shower.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I I throw a little something down there, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't like get in there with a wash clo.
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  Speaker 2: You need to get in there with a wash cloth.
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  Speaker 1: What about your toes? Do you clean your toes?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, you clean your whole body with it.
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 2: Don't hold on, don't go to the ass and the
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  Speaker 2: genitals right away. Wash your body.
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  Speaker 1: Save that for the end, Save that for the end. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: So you have to replace the wash cloth each shower, well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean because you got to you might have a
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  Speaker 1: little dodo on it if you get in there deep,
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  Speaker 1: if you get in there and then you come back
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  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you're riping, Do do all
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  Speaker 1: of your eggs?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, no, but that listen. It all depends on
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  Speaker 2: how well you wipe your ass too though. Okay, so
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  Speaker 2: if you got doodo in the crack your ass when
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  Speaker 2: your showering.
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  Speaker 1: I feel no matter how well you wipe, if you
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  Speaker 1: stick a washcloth, you know, a quarter of an inch
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  Speaker 1: in your aus, you're gonna get a little poo on it.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't want to put that on my legs.
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  Speaker 2: So let me get this straight. When you are washing
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  Speaker 2: your body, you stick your finger a quarter of an
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  Speaker 2: inch in you.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying if I had no, I don't. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, if I had a washcloth, if I have
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  Speaker 1: the barrier mitt of a washcloth, I would probably inspired.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be inspired to get in there and just get
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  Speaker 1: the inner rim a little. No, you know, no, No,
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  Speaker 1: Joel is the test audience, and she's cracking up. Listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: When I clean my sink, donald for the most time,
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  Speaker 1: I just you know, I clean the bottom of the sink,
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  Speaker 1: get all the stuff to go in the drain. Like
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  Speaker 1: once a week, I take a scrub and I really
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  Speaker 1: get the rim of the drain hole. So I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it. So
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  Speaker 2: let me get this straight. You'll wash your dishes, the
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  Speaker 2: things that you eat off of with something right that's
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  Speaker 2: not your hand.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but you're inspiring me. Both you and Joel are
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  Speaker 1: making me think that I got to change this up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm forty five years old. I'm going to change my
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  Speaker 1: whole shower routine.
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  Speaker 2: Man, we've had this conversation for a very long time,
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  Speaker 2: I know, and I haven't changed it yet.
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  Speaker 1: I know, well I have done it. I've gone through
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  Speaker 1: periods where I where I where I bring a wahcloth in,
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  Speaker 1: But then I'm like, oh, I gotta change each shower.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot of wash cloths.
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  Speaker 2: What about like one of those scrub puffs or like
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  Speaker 2: one of those a loofaofa a loofah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not trying to put a loof of
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  Speaker 1: between my cheeks scratch my shirt up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry everybody. I hope you're listening on earphones.
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: I hope you're listening on earphones and not out loud.
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: By the way, I gotta tell you, I'm listening to
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: I'm watching the funniest fucking show. I gotta give this
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: show a shout out. And also because it's on Hulu.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: One of our sponsors, they love this called Dave and
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: it's Little Dicky. It's Little Dickie. I didn't know anything
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: about Little Dickie.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: You haven't heard. I woke up then Chris Brown's body.
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  Speaker 3: No.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, he has a song with him and Chris Brown
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  Speaker 2: where he wakes up one day and he's Chris Brown
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: and Chris Brown is him.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch I'm gonna watch all the videos.
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: But dude, you have to watch this Freaky Friday.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: You have to watch Joelle. Have you seen this show?
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  Speaker 1: You guys have to watch the show. It is so
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: fucking funny.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Dicky is funny. Man.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: It's a but Donald. You will love it. It's our
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: totally our sense of humor. I didn't know. I didn't
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: know this guy at all. I'm sorry that I'm not
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: hiptote little Dickie. I've seen the billboards are all over LA.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't like the billboards, no offense to the advertising camp.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't like little Dicky hanging out of underwear. No.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, I saw that billboard, which is all
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  Speaker 1: over Los Angeles. It's little Dickie hanging out of a
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: pair of boxers like he's a penis. And I did not.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: I was like, that's definitely not for me. And then
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: enough people start, including Bill Lawrence and uh and somebody
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: else told me about the show. We binged it. It
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: is so fucking funny. We were sad it was over. Wow,
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: and it's heartfelt. It's one of those things you know,
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: like you know, obviously like the show we're talking about
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: where you're laughing at something so preposterous one minute, and
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: then they find a way to put put hard into it.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: And he talks all about how fucked up his penises
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: and we were like, you know, it can't be that bad. No.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: I literally I turned to Mike Gallon, I said, do
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: you think this is all fiction? Or is he really
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: have this messed up a penis? He doesn't mean small.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: I mean it's small, but also like born with like
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: birth defects that he had to have fixed and which
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: messed it up more. And so right before this podcast,
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: I was googling. I was like embarrassing, laughing at myself,
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: like is little Dickie's dick really fucked up? And I
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: found this article like yeah, he was like, no, bullshit.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: He was born with all these problems with it and
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: he had to have it repaired, and the repairs caused
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: more problems. And he said it was like a super
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: soaker and the pea was coming out to two holes
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: and he has to plug one with his finger when
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: he's at a urinal and all this crazy shit.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: Shit, Oh my gosh.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: He's got a problem penis.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: Little Dicky is a pretty he's a he's a very
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: good rapper, and he's a very good basketball player too.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: He's very I know that's in the show, and he's
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: very funny. And all of a sudden, you know who's
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: hysterical on the show is uh Benny Blanco plays himself
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: and he's hilarious. I mean, I've never seen the guy
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: act before and he's just a natural. I mean, you
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: cast him in in a show that had nothing to
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: do with playing himself and biber Bieber does a cameo. Anyway,
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: that's my long plug for Dave. You guys, I think
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: that if I'm Dave Yeah, Hi, I'm Dave Donald. I'm
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: telling you you're gonna watch this when we hang up today, Joelle,
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: you two, you guys will crack.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: Up when we're done with the podcast and I put
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: the kids down tonight.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely not for It's definitely not for your
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: kids because it's super R rated. But it's funny. Shit,
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: there's amazing supporting cast and it sounds like I'm like,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: was paid to do an ad for it. But I'm
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: just sharing with you that I loved it right on.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: Should we get into our.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Show let's get into the show.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome, awesome.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: We're talking about got My Drug Buddy, My Drug Buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Great episode. Michael spiller Is is back as director, and
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  Speaker 1: Matt one of our favorites. Matt Tarsus is what we
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  Speaker 1: we Jews call a mensh just a really sweet heart
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  Speaker 1: of a human being. And Matt Tarsus and I made
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  Speaker 1: a TV show. It's gonna be a whole. It's all
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  Speaker 1: gonna come full circle. We made a TV show called
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  Speaker 1: alex inc. That only went ten episodes because you know,
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  Speaker 1: it didn't really click with the fans and didn't work.
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  Speaker 1: But we worked on it together and it was about
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  Speaker 1: making a podcast, and now here I made a podcast
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  Speaker 1: with you, and the podcast we made is more successful
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  Speaker 1: on the darn TV show we made.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's sometimes how it works out, Buddy.
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  Speaker 1: I know now we're going on the view.
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  Speaker 2: And that right now, we're going on a view for
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: a podcast. I haven't been on the view ever.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: Really, you're going on the view for a podcast.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Well, don't get into a.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Fight with Megan McCain. You know she gets all riled up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not. I don't talk politics.
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  Speaker 1: Yea and me too. We not We were not to
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: talk any politics. We don't want anyone mad at us.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's not that I don't want anyone mad at
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: it at me. I don't want to get mad at
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: anyone else. I don't let.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: People get all riled up. That's why I don't do
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: politics on here. I don't do politics on Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: I hate it. I hate wasting that energy on somebody
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  Speaker 2: and having to listen to people's, uh, their opinions. That's
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: my opinion, my opinion, bam in your face.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I'm barely even reading Twitter anymore, because it's
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: just the most It's like the most agro insane place.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: If you were if it were a town, you would
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: never go to that town.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Ever you get into a fight, it'd be the town
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  Speaker 2: that you go to when you're ready to fight. Listen,
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: So this one's called my drug Buddy. Great tarsis great episode.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I noticed though, is that I didn't
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: laugh out loud that much, but I still had great feelings.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Like when the show was over, I was still like,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: that was such a good episode. But I didn't have moments.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Rather, we didn't laugh out loud. You didn't laugh aloud
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: when Kelseol Judy's trying to get in the car and
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Kelsel rolls down the window like a quarter inch. That
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: shit was hilarious.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't laugh at that, you know I did laugh.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: There was one moment where I laughed out loud. What
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: you owe me twenty bucks? Made me laugh so hard. Yeah,
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: that was when the janitor comes up at the end,
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: after you've gotten you know, after you and.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Let's about what about don't look no, no, no.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I've seen you do that for I've seen
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: you do that for twenty something years now, since I
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: met you. You've been doing that.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: That's my shit, everyone, Yeah, that was That was not
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: written by the legendary Bill Lawrence or this men she
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: met Tarsis. You've heard about hiding nipples all me. Okay,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: So you taste like eggs? So we wait, we see
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: we wake up. Next to that, we still haven't had sex.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: JD and an Alex. That's the point of the episode,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: is we we never done the deed. We wake up.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: She says, I taste like old eggs, and she likes
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: she likes old eggs. Do you remember you've been in
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: a relationship forever, but do you remember trying to hold
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: your your morning breath from somebody new. No never, no, Oh,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I always do. I always did. You know back when
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: you know when something's new and you're like, you don't
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: want them to think like you pooh, you fart you
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: you ever could have bad breath. You're like trying to
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: present the best version of yourself.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Now what you see is what you get.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, and I.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Am I and and and that sometimes is a problem.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I'm who I am from the beginning to the end
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: of the relationship. So what makes you better better, what
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: makes you fall for me is the same thing as
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: the reason why you broke up with me. Most likely,
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: all it is, oh, he has potential ship No no, no, no,
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: it stops at the door you walk in.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: It's bullshit. Though you've been fixed up, you were Casey
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: fixed your ass up a bit.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kate, Well Casey's a different story. I said from
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: the beginning to the end. I'm still in this.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: So you're still a work in progress, is what you're said.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Look, and I've done what j D's done before too,
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: where I've watched, you know, my wife's sleep and just
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: looked at her like, well, I can't believe she's my
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: so romantic. I've done that a couple of times.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: And then there's a times where.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Casey listened to the podcast.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: By the way, no, of course not. The only time
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Casey listens to the podcast is when I'm like, I
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: talked about you on the podcast and she's like, oh
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: you did. Did you let me listen to the podcast?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Oh? Well, she's gonna love it. You just said that
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: was very romantic.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: It's the truth.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Oh that's sweet. How about this monkey? How about this
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: monkey in the marta? Bill was so into weird animals.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, we had we always had weird animals on
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: But I love it. I love monkeys.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I love I love monkeys too. And I don't know why.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I guess that monkey was not performing because he's so
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: sped up. It's like weird, Like, I guess he you know,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: it's a lot to ask a monkey to clap cymbals,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: but but he did it. He did it.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Did you see the video of that monkey trying to
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: kidnap that kid?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: No, what's up?
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: So there's a video on Instagram of a monkey riding
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: a bike. He jumps off the bike like a gangster,
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: grabs an infant and snatches it up and tries to
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: run off with this little baby.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Where is this taking place.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know where. There's wherever. They got monkeys riding
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: on bicycles.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: In the street.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: God snatches the monkey. The monkey snatches the baby and
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: rides away, and somebody's like hey, hey, hey, and then
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: the monkey like kind of gets scared that he's seen
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: trying to steal a baby.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Right now, Dan, you can totally ride along. Oh it's
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: only fifteen seconds. I'm watching now. What the fuck? Why's
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: the monkey taking the kid? Oh my god. Indonesia, Indonesia, Deniia.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Don't bring your kid to Indonesia.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: They will rob they will steal your kid.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: They're climbing in your window. They snatch.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Your kids.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the monkey gangs fighting. I don't know
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: if it's Indonesia or where, but there's this place where
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: there's always tourism and people are always feeding all these monkeys,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: and because of the pandemic, nobody's feeding these hundreds and
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: hundreds of monkeys, so they're getting in like turf wars.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: The gangs of different monkeys are like getting into street
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: brawls over the scraps of food. Because there's no tourists
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: feeding them.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: This sounds like a movie.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Have you guys seen that one, Joel or Dane?
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I have not. I've seen. This reminds me of like
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Watership Down or something like that, where the Hares go
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: at it with each other.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Dan's gonna find out video Donald, because now you got
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: to see my viral monkey video.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, I can't wait to see it now.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: When you say that's what I'm talking about, first time ever,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: first time ever, you didn't laugh at yourself.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: I did no, because I say it. I say it
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: in real life all the time.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: That was kind of like you're what you're talking about, Willis?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: That was was what you're talking about. Willis.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Listen, you gotta have a catchphrase.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: And I did have one. You had one too, I.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Didn't intend to what was mine? Eagle? By the way,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: speaking of my catchphrase, one of which was nobody cares Sean?
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I had so much people on Instagram writing how could
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: you guys have a Sean on the show and not
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: say to him nobody cares Sean. But listen, we have
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: the real Scott Foley coming on.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: I can't wait. And uh and is it true that
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: we got Brendan Fraser coming on too.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't know we were gonna tell the people, but yes,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: we got Brendan Fraser coming on.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I'm really excited about that.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Everybody wants to be on this hot podcast, you know,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: the one that's going on the View. Everybody wants to
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: talk about the hottest podcast.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Is it true that Krista Miller's coming on too?
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah? We got Christa Miller, we got and we got
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Flynn coming. We got Neil Flynn. We got Johnny c
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: McGinley coming back. We got Bill for our finale of
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: season one. You guys, you're getting all of this fucking
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: inside scoop on this episode. We're gonna have Bill and
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Krista on together.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Oh I love it.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: So they can see if we can.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: We should see if we can get like the whole
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: cast on at one point and do like a.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: The only thing about that is if you've ever been
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: on a zoom call with more than like four people,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: it just devolves into mayhem. I mean, yeah, we could
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: do it. It's just I I did a zoom call
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: with like my family for somebody for my own birthdays.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Sorry about to say for somebody's We've done it for
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: a couple of birthdays. But like everyone's talking over everyone,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: and my parents don't know how to use it, and
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: and everybody's screaming over each other. I you know, it
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: doesn't work. But no, but but but but you're right, Donald,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I want to give to people what they want.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: They might want us to like read a script or
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: something like that. Maybe we could do something like that.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I know, but Bill's not gonna go
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: write a fucking Scrubs episode right now. He's too busy. Okay,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: he's got like nine shows. Hey, look at that video,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Dan just put it in the chat. But they want
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: that tourist food.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Yeo. Yeah, they're chasing the dude with the.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Who hell no, that's rival monkey gangs.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Hell to the no hell no.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: All right, so there we go.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: We had a monkey on the episode.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, tell us a long digression.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: We had a monkey that was in the episode of Scrubs.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: So long.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: That was a long digression.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: My drug buddy hasn't a monkey.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now okay, how about uh, how about keep it holy? Now?
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: That was funny Aloma fifty.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Keep it holy now? That one and the janitor asking
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: you if you slept with her yet?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a whole runner, the whole runner of the episode.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: The janitor's whole point in this episode is to make
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: fun of me for not sleeping with my girlfriend.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: With your hot girlfriend, by the.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Way, I feel like that's a thing with JD gets
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: these hot girlfriends and then somehow doesn't close and and
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: never sleeps with them. Remember when I get I got
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: actually with with with Liz Banks, I think we had
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: had sex, but the time I got her pregnant, we
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: we didn't have intercourse. I remember I said there was some,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: there was some, There was some. You know, I forgot
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: the analogy, But this whole elaborate thing about how there
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: was there was fire that landed near the sight on
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: the site. I wonder if you can really I mean,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I guess you all we can really get pregnant that way.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, if we put it on the show, it's
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: probably true.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone must have googled it. But what a horrible
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: thing to have happened.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I also love that your grace and will and grace,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: you're not will your grace.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah that makes sense, I laughed, how loud, Like I
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: said at four twenty two, when Kelsel rolls down the
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: window and inch for Judy. By the way, I totally
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: don't remember at all this Kelso Judy storyline, but I
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: thought it was very funny. Yeah, and they were both
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: really good together.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have good chemistry.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Also says I don't. I don't. It means she doesn't
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: give a crap a cheeto.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it was a great moment.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I noticed at six oh four, I'm in the on
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: call room with Alex Liz Bogish and Sarah comes in
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: and mentions the missing percocet and if you know the
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: end of the episode, you track her face, she's got
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: a very guilty face on.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That was, like I said, man, we always dropped clues,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: you know. And the way she deflected it was by saying,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: you know, like when watching it this time around, knowing
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: how the out knowing what the outcome was, I was like,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: oh my god, she just totally gave it away just now. Yeah,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: she totally winked at the camera like I did it.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, but it's funny any time you know
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: the end of a movie or a TV show and
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: you go back, you'll hopefully see some little clues. But
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: of course I never watched this. Probably I probably only
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: watched this episode once. I never noticed it, but this
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: time watching it back, I noticed that either it was
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: her choice or Spiller directed her to give a little
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: bit of a look. But she definitely gives a look
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: like oshit.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that doesn't usually, That's what I'm trying to say. Usually,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: you know, a lot of movies you go back and
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: you can't you can't find you know, somebody whoever wrote it,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: or television shows too, You go back and you can't
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: find where it all tracked from. It doesn't always track.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: You know, who's really good at tracking things are like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: you know, James Franco and Seth Rogan and them when
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: they write movies, Like when I saw This is the End,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Franco gives you the whole plot in the beginning the
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: movie of what the movie is gonna be, and you
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: don't listen to it necessarily because you're just you're waiting
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: for the laughs. And at the end of the movie
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: it's it's exactly what he said to Rogan in the beginning.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: He's like, you know this is gonna happen. This happens,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: and then at the end Danny eats me, and then
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: it happens in the movie when we do that.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: But it's been a special case where you didn't track
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: it because you were high off your ass.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: That's another thing that I've stopped recently. Ganja, you talked
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: about how you know you eat unhealthy and you went
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: on this fast because I gave you.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I gave you a pep talk about your diet. Yeah.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Well you also talked about it on the on the
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: podcast where you were like, you know you we made
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: all of this pizza and then finally we were like,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: we're gonna get healthy. He just showed me his abs, Yes, me,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Dan and Joel. His abs looked good.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: If Dan and Joel want to be inspired as well,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: they can be very nice.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Anyway, you talked about it and I was like, well,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I'm doing so many horrible things, like I made fried
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: chicken last night.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: You sent me a picture of you eating fried chicken.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: How is that going to help your diet?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: It was delicious. By the way, I'm really good at
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: cooking now, but I can only cook bad foods, you
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. And so I was like, I
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: gotta cut this out. And so I've decided, Oh, so
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: you gave up weed last night. You know how it
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: is with me when I give you these speeches.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Donald is it's.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Not like I've been off of it for you know,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: a week. Donald strapped smoking weed literally less than.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: An hour ago. Donald is so funny. This is classic
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Donald Faizon. He'll be like, yo, yo, I stopped smoking weed.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh man, good for you, good for
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: you when this morning.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: I woke up this morning.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: But the crazy frustrating thing about you that I fucking
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: hate is when when Donald commits to get in shape,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: he can do it in like a month. He'll be ripped, like,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: he will go so hardcore, he'll work out every day,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: he'll totally change his diet. And then you'll see him
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: and you'll be like, holy shit, you did that in
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: four weeks, and that spoiled your ass because now you know,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: in an emergency, like if you get some part where
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you've got to be looking good, you can fucking do
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: it so fast.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Right. So, if you're Marvel Star Wars, if you're listening
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: and you're ever, if you're ever thinking about hiring Donald Fazon,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: who I am?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Who I am? Come up? Who I am?
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: And you're like, ah, but he looks like he's out
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: of shape right now, know, that all it takes is
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: one month and I'm yours.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Did you see Kamal?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, he looks amazing.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Fucking hell man, he looks amazing. Du he went all out.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: He looks like an action figure.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: He does look like an action figure. He looks well.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: It suits him too. It doesn't look bad on him either.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: And I like the fact that he shouted out his
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: whole team that did it, because I think sometimes these
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: these famous actor types, they show what they did and
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: they don't say like, oh, and I had a chef
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: and I had a trainer, and because yeah, you gotta
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: be honest with people and say like, hey, I had
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: a team helped me with this. And I like, I
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: liked when he revealed it on Instagram that he that
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: he shouted out everybody that helped him.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Right, it's not something that you can do by yourself.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know how The Rock does it, but I'm
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: sure the Rock has to.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: He's a zillionaire.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: He's got it.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: He literally he literally he literally puts up a gym
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: wherever he goes. He's got a tent, like a wedding
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: tent gym that that gets set up wherever he goes.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Iron Paradise.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Should we get back to the episode Donalds, Let's do
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: it the love of God? Yeah, I thought at seven
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: oh five it was funny. They're on when they're online
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: at the coffee shop. The guy's wearing a giant headset
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: like this kind of dates the show at two thousand
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: and one or whatever. He's wearing like a full on
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: like megaphone headset.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Is it? Is it a headset so he can call
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: out orders overall?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: No? No, no, no no no. This was was a
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: guy online. Remember she Judy gets in a fight, that's right,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: and he's on the phone, right, But this is before
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: the headsets got tiny.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Right, he had the Janet Jackson went on.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, or like the or what is it? What
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: was the boy band and saying or whatever that you
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: have the bige bye bye yeah, coming up headsets.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: So John C and I you're on a sign police schedule.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Has that ever happened to you?
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: No, me neither.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I've never had to go to the bathroom at the
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: same time as another man consistently, Like I've gone to
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: the bathroom and another man has been in the bathroom,
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: but I didn't go back to the bathroom. Four more
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: times that day and see same dude.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awkward. I really hate I agree with Johnny C.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I don't like fucking urinal banter.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: And I'm sure you're in a side contact either.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: No, and I'm sure someone like you. Being in the
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: public eye sometimes you have people that want to fist
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: bump you and talk to you in the men's room.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: That's no, no, no, no.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Has that happened to you before?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I just want people want to do it. People want
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: to do hip hop hugs, people want to fist bump.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Nope, dude. I remember one time, this dude, we're at
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: the urinal and he's like, dude, I love your work.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh shit, okay cool. And then
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: we go to the sink uh oh, and he's like
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: and we're washing our hands and he's like, I'm telling
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: you right now, man, is so good. You shine in
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: like a gold diamond right now, like a gold diamond.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I was the kiss is a good kisser.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: He was a great kisser. Not a great cuddler, but
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: great kisser.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think you know, it's fine. I don't want
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: to talk when I'm at the urinal. Like if you're
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: by the way, you. Speaking of headsets, you see dudes
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: like on their phone at the urinal and they're like, no, Jim,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I told you, and they're like, they're like shaking their
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: dick and then they're like then they pull out their
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: phone while they're peeing and they got their dick dangling
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: and they're like checking their Instagram. That's not my style.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that sounds horrible.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Now I notice you and Johnny. I guess it's to
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: hide penis for the camera, but you're standing very close.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: And even Joel commented on this in her notes that
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: she said guy Joel said, quote, do guys really stand
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: that clothes to the urinal? And I want to be like, no, Joel, No,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I mean I get this the camera angle, you had
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: to hide your junk, but we probably want to know this.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: But there's all different types of journals. There's you know,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: at the stadium there's like just a trough, right, and
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: then at the like a high end restaurant, there'll be
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: like a border that like blocks like no, this is MySpace.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: You can't look in shright now. And nowadays to put
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: a little you know, it's funny they put something for
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: men to aim for because studies have found that when
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: men have something to aim at, they're way less likely
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: to splash everywhere. So now in the urinals, they put
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: like an etched little bug or a little bull's eye,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: and you're supposed to I mean, it's not it's not
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: that doesn't say please aim for the bug. You just
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: your brain is like, I'm gonna hit that fucking fig bug,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: and the physics of it, if you aim for that
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: bug perfectly, you're least likely to splash all over the floor, right.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I always wonder how that happens, you know what I mean.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: You get on you get on a plane and you
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: go into the bathroom and a plane and somebody has
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: just like shipped their brains out in the bathroow like,
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: and you're.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck, dude explode?
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I remember one time something lady came out.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: The one time.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: This young lady came out of the bathroom and I
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: saw when she came out she was in there for
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: a while, but when she came out, I saw that
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: she was She had the moment of I should tell
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: you not to and but I'm not gonna say anything
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: because I'm a little embarrassed. And I went into the
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: bathroom and it was everywhere everything, and I was like,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: what do you do? And I wanted to come out
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: and be.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Like, that happened, right, What did you do? What did
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: you eat? Did you have the fish?
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: So when I walked by her going back to my seat,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: when I walked by her, I just looked at her
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: and shook my head, No, you did it. I was
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: like with disapprovement.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Oh that's fucked up. Yeah, listen, have you ever gone
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: into a bathroom, like an like an airplane bathroom and
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: it's just horrible, like someone just destroyed it and you
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: you didn't You just gonna pee or whatever and get out.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: And then you were like as you come out the
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: person in line, and you feel like you want to
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: tell them, like, I didn't do that. I need you
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: to know, especially when you're in the public eye, You're like,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: you don't want to go home and tell your friends
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: like Donaldson destroyed that fucking airplane bathroom. So you got
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: to be like, hey, I just went Pete, I had
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: It in there. I'll even come out and be like,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: you need to get the stewardess because whoever was in
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: their last you need to get the flight attendant because
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: whoever was in their last totally messed up.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with the stalag tights on
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: the ceiling.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Right, So when Johnny cees banging his head on the wall,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: I remember they cut a hole in the wall into
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: the other room and then put up a gym matt
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: had Yeah, yeah, no, a matt, a gym matt, and
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: then covered the wall again with uh set wall, yeah,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: whatever the set wall was, and they covered it up
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: so that he could bang his wall and not get
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: a concussion. And if I remember correctly, because that bathroom
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: that we were in was actually twos where they cut
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: a hole in the wall and then just put a
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: fake urinal against.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's how they got that shot of you.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: There's a shot of you straight on and the plumbing
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: of the of the urinals in the foreground. They could
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: have never gotten that shot if that wall wasn't removal,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: or or they could have rigged that little plumbing thing
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: right in front of the camera. I don't know what
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: they did.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Also, the hospital didn't have bathrooms like that, if you recall.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Right, it didn't have shared men's rooms like that, right, right, yeah, right?
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Or and if it did if it did, they put
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: the urinals on the wall. You had to go into
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: a stall.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's very hard. It's very hard to shoot
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: in a bathroom anyway. So but yeah, so you and Johnny,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: that's the whole arc is actually, there's a lot more
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: to the arc. It's we were revealed. I never remembered
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: at all that it was this blatant that Cox had
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: a whole thing for for Carlo.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, you guys have it out, you know, at
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the end.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's what I was trying to tell Johnny,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: and he was like I didn't believe it. I'm like,
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: all right, well whatever, man, But.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Well when we have him on, he's coming back on,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: so we gotta we can ask him about.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: This, right.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I laughed when you went, I went. I laughed when
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: you went. You're my little peabody, right right.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I remember, I remember when we were shooting this. This
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: is when I was like wow. And I even said
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: to him, Johnny, don't intimidate me, and he was like,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not intimidating you, man, don't you know, shut the
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: fuck up with that. And I was like, you're right,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: let me just let me do my work. And I
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: remember being very excited to work with john because I,
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: you know this, this was really my first moment ever
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: that we had multiple scenes together.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: And your first story arc together.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Right, And so we were working together multiple days. It
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: wasn't just one day of filming, and we got to
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: develop some form of timing together because we didn't necessarily
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: have that at this point.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: So wait, when you started this episode, you said to
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: him like, don't intimidate me.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: We were doing a scene, the scene where we're face
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: to face, and Johnny's an intimidating person, and he you know.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: But he was in character. He's supposed to be trying
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: to intimidate you.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Right, But as as a young actor who's working with
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: somebody you admire and you're doing stuff like that, you know,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I I got nervous and I was and I you know,
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: I mumbled out, come on, man, don't intimidate me. And
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: He's like, shut the fuck up, I'm not intimidating you.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Just do the scene. And I was like, you're actually
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: right as right good yeah yeah, yeah, So so so.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: It worked out because I think you guys are really
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: great together. It's very funny Johnny, you know, he always
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: was kind of you know, think about it. In when
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: he was on set kind of in character as Cocks,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: he was always kind of like, you know, he's one
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: of those guys you know, some actors, not like on
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: the Daniel de Lewis level, you hear where someone's like
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: you have to call him President Lincoln. But like he
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: was always you know, he was always kind of you know,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: a lot of people stay kind of roughly many, but
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Tanken did that and wish I was here. You know,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: he would you know, he would be on set, he'd
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: kind of be being the guy even when you weren't shoot,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: and then you'd call rap and he'd be like, hey,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: that was a great day, man, see you tomorrow, and
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: big hug, and he was like and Johnny and Johnny.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I feel was like that he would kind of, you know,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: he was always kind of, don't you think, kind of
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: stay a little bit in the Cox character.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: And I think and I think that's what everybody interprets
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: as he's intense and stuff like that, and and and
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: why people are nervous when they work with him for
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: the first time because they misconstrue that as this dude
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: is one hundred percent method, or this dude is an
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: asshole or this dude's just too intense for me, and
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: what he was doing was just being Cox when Cox
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: is in the hospital. When we work together, you know,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I was very excited to work with the man. I
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: thought it was I and I love the way the
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: story arc ends. I love that we you know, he's
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: trying to hide it from everyone that he's in love
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: with Carla, and we figure it out, and you and
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I figure it out. But she hasn't figured it out yet,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: and so which is really weird.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Carla not know that Johnny, No, she doesn't.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like women know right away,
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: and so no.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I think that's bullshit. I think a lot of women
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: are like, we're just friends, and I want to be like,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: have you not seen when Harry met Sally? Watch that ship?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: I think they say we're just friends to push you
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: into a friends into the friend zone. Anytime a woman goes, no,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: we're just friends, she knows what's going on in I disagree.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I disagree. No no no, no, no no no no
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait, Before Joel answers, I
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: want to say something I'm not talking about. I'm talking
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: about how many times have you spoken to a woman,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: whether it be your wife or a girlfriend or someone
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: else in your life, and you go, you know that guy,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: straight guy friend you have wants to sleep with you, right,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: And they're like, what, No, we're just friends.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: My wife doesn't have any straight friends.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Right, Guys, well, back in the day she might have
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: and she does.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: No, she doesn't. All right, well back in the other
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: than you should I tell her that you want to sleep?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: What are I would? I'm just kidding. Just good. She
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: fine as hell, she is fun. No, no, but you
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. You, well, do you know
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about?
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: I do know what you're talking about. And I think
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: it depends on the person. I don't think we can
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: we can paint the entire female gender as being aware
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: or unawares. I think there I've definitely seen some ladies
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: in their time, you know, use the sexual attraction to
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: their advantage and.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Be like, oh, I don't know, we're just friends. But
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: they knew.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: But I've also seen plenty of women who were just like, wait,
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: what cause I just thought we were just vibing.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: I thought your friends were right.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I think that when Harry met Sally is a really
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: great articulation for this. It's like, if you're friends for
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: a certain amount of time, and let's say you're a
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: man and woman and you're both heterosexual, and and let's
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: stay single at the time, I just I just have
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: trouble believing that one one of those parties isn't attracted
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: to the other.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I agree with you one hundred percent. Fel like somebody
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: is always attracted. Look, I don't. I don't. I can't.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: I can't sit here and say I have, you know,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: other than people colleagues that I work with, I don't
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: have like a girlfriend that I call up and I'm like, yeah,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Of course not ninety more, dude, you're married and it's inappropriate.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying back in the day.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Now, I wanted to sleep with them. Yeah, that's honest.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: That's the honest to goodness. Try back in the day, if.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I had a long way around the block to get
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: to that.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: But back in the day, if I had a friend
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: and she was a.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Girl, yeah, and she was attractive and you were attracted to.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Her, she didn't necessarily even have to be the hottest
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: person on the plane. Listen, friends, it's not about it's
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: not about looks. It's also about how the person you
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: know makes you laugh and how they make you feel
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that. All of that goes into what's
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: attractive to you, you know what I mean? Like Zach,
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: you aren't the most beautiful man on the planet, But
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: if you were a female.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Dan, what are you talking about? Would have got married?
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: You would have got married.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I have the weirdest boner right now. Oh, should we
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: get back to the episode. Should probably take a break.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Let's go to it.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Let's take a break. I gotta cool down. I gotta
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: take a cold shower. It's been brought to my attention
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: that when we come back from break, Dan, that you've
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: chosen the section of the song that's the old one
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: without the MM and but before you correct it. I've
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: had people tell me on Instagram they like it because
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: they know it's not going to be there, and they
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: do them themselves to the song.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, So you.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Mean you might be saying you did that on purpose, Dan.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I find it amazing that the it is so important
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: to everyone. I get it, I get it, I get it.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: It's amazing to me that without it, some of you
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: get very upset.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I like our fan, our fan participation. I
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: gotta tell you, they weigh in nationally passionately. Yeah, you
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: know they were talking about today. Someone asked me, when
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: are you guys gonna do merch? And I said, oh,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: it's funny. We were just kind of shooting the shit
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: about that. What do you guys want? And I had
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: like dozens and dozens of people saying they want Donald
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: on a beach towel. They want I would love to
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: have you on a beach towel.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: It's that episode, people, it is that episode.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I would well, no, no, I don't mean stop no,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I moved on from the homerotesism. I'm just saying, your
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: cute face on a beach towel would be delightful, or
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: a mug. I was thinking a mug. That's your face, right,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: and then when you pour hot water and it changes
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: to my face.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Joelle, you like that, right, that's hilarious. That's probably gonna
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: cost a lot of money.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would you know?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: It's funny most most podcasts. I didn't realize from podcasts
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: like merch was important, but I guess a lot of
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: podcasts sell like mugs and T shirts and then when
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: they ask it I know. But when they when I heard,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: asked us, what do you guys want to sell that?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Like Donald and I were like, oh, mugs. The change
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: color tells teky neck. This is like the most elaborate shit.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: They were like, well, we were thinking mugs.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Right, we were thinking maybe pin, like a pin or
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: something like that. How about like a button like that
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: says fake doctor's real friends on it.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how about a button.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I do like the idea of T shirts and stuff like, Yeah.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I have a very fun I just have funny. Ice
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: was laughing about funny merch ideas. I guess it's a
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: T shirt or a mug.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, I have a question. Let's get back to the show.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I have a question.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Is is it asking me to sing from Pippin? Because
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I'm prepared?
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I warmed No, I was going to go into Pippen,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: but we can go into Pippin.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: App everything has it sees hon go ahead? Oh god, Zach,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I want to It was my audition song when I
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: was a child.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, So, for those who don't know, Zach Brath is
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: heavily into musical theater. He's so heavily into.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Music, not really anymore, but go ahead, he's.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: So heavy or he us so heavily into musical theater.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: When he was a kid, he went away to camp, Yeah,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: theater camp that was musical theater camp.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah called Stage door Manor. And my father, my father said,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: as I was packing for musical theater camp, he said, well,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I I guess you don't need to bring a mint.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: A baseball mit.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, Dad, but hand to hand me
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: over my my Ben nine makeup kit, because we're gonna
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: work on under eye. We're gonna work on how to
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: do Southern freckles.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: So because of that, when was this something that? Was
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: this something that you wrote? Was this your joke that
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: you wrote?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: No, but it's hilarious.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: I mean it's a great joke.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I wish I wrote it.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: My son. I was to see my nephew tonight and
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Pippin who's he playing?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: It's a loon? It's Alma's delivery like it The Alma's
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Delivery has a little bit of like, how dare you
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: imply that my nephew is not the lead? She's like
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Pippin bitch.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Now Pippen in the original Broadway.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna know this, are you?
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Was played by Ben Vereen in my career.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: No, no, the very good, very good fuck up and
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: thank you for asking. The original Pippen was played by
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Michael Weston's father, John Rubinstein.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: For those who don't know, Michael Weston played private dancer
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: run Scrubs. And he was in my film Garden Stadium.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: He was in my film Whish I was here. He's
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: a wonderful actor.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: He was also in the other movie you did with
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: all those other actors, Casey Affleck and.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the Last Kiss. He was in the Last Kiss.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Michael and I have done. We used to live together, a.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Couple of movies. You've done like four movies together now, Yeah,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Ben Veren. Best song in the show, join us, leave
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: your feels to flower, join us, leave yo cheese to so.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Join us, Come and waste our auto two dude ly
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: do illusion me. So it's a really it's a really
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: great show. And it's about a guy looking for trying
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: to figure out who he wants to be and his
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: very seventies and very sexual and I think Bob Fosse
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: choreographed it. And anyway, so when I was a kid
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: auditioning for musicals at like musical theater camp, I would
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: do want to Pippin' songs? Was this corner of the sky.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Everything has its season, everything has its time. Show me
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: a reason and I'll show you a rhyme, very pretty song. Wait,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: let me get to the chorus for you don't pour us.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Get to the chorus.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Do you remember it?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Hold on, shut up, Rivers belong with they can ramble.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Eagles belong with eagles, eagle eagles, eagles belong with, they
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: can fly. I've got to be where my spirit can
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: run free. Gotta find by corner of the guy.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Damn big round up plat man.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Can you do thunderous applause there? So, yeah, I did
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: go to theater camp. I loved it. It's actually what
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: started my acting career. And uh, you know it was
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: like you going to that fame school.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: How did you find out about theater camp? That's the question.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Like I didn't want to go to you know, I
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: was my dad was doing community theater and he's a lawyer,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: but his hobby was he was always in the plays
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: and he was amazing. You know, you knew my dad.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: He was charming and funny and he was always always
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: got the leads. So I would go as a little
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: kid and you know, eight years old and watch my
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: dad in the local play be the lead and make
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: everybody laugh. And I was like, I told you this.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, I want to be this, this is
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: a job, like I want to be a part of this.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: And then the normal camp. Again, normal camps had so
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: much to do with like sports, it wasn't like exciting me.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: And my parents were like, you know, there are theater camps,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: and I was like, go on, And I went to
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: one called Bravo first, and then that one closed down,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: and then I went to a Stage War which is
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: still alive and very very much alive. It's like the
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: most popular one. At twelve eighteen. When I say to Elliott,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you had your chance with me, I
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: literally said out loud, oof, like I told you. I've
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: been writing down my my my lols. I literally wrote
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: down oof wow, Like that was so fucked up to
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: say that.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: And not only was it fucked up, but it was
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: just I mean, it's totally fucked up, but it's so
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: below the belt, dude, it's.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: No who would say that. I mean, it's such a
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: dicky thing to say.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: And even if she's not even if she's not jealous.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: You know what she turns out to be at the end.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: What a dick, dude, right, what a dick? JD was
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: such a dick for that. But it worked, it works.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Fucked up thing is that it worked. But let's not
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: get ahead of ourselves. Thirteen fifty two. Cox knows your name,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: first time he ever knows it.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: GUESSI.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he calls you Turk. He goes, your name's Turk.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Oh that's right, so right, right right, that's how he
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: finds out I'm Turk, your turk, got it? Got it?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah? When you show up, when you show up to.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: The surgical consult? Do you remember this?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Do you? But do you remember it? I remember from
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: do you remember how I couldn't get surgical consult? Right?
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: And so I wrote the song did someone call for
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: a surgical consult? And I did that for like twenty
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: minutes before we show this episode for this episode.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Because it was a tongue twister surgical consult.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Not only that, I just couldn't put together surgical console.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Like I walked in the room a couple of times
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: and was like, did somebody call for a And I
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: didn't know what a surgical consult was? And so because
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what a surgical consult was, I couldn't
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: fath I couldn't put it together in my brain.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: So did someone explain to you what a surgical consult was? No?
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: I just sang a song.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: See that's interesting. See Donald has uh your way of
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: learning would be like, I know what I'm gonna do.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn that fucking into a song, and that's
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: how you learned it.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: And that's what I did. Yeah, I remember, I remember
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: the That was one of the first times in the
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: show where I was like, I'm costing the crew all
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: of this time right now because I can't get this
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: line right. I went home and I know I studied
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: this shit, but for some reason, this this word sounds
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: foreign to me. And so because it sounds foreign to me,
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: I can't deliver it the way I want to deliver it.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: And so I sang it over and over and over again.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: And when it finally felt like I could throw it
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: away and it wasn't something that I had to think about,
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: no problem.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Bam, that's good. That's a good trick. It's always good
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: to have those little devices.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we need them.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I have a device that I learned where if you're
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: trying to remember someone's name, you picture someone that you
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: know from your past who has that name in their
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: exact position, and then you can you'll always remember the
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: person's name.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Does that work?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, tell you try it. If you're listening, you
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: really got I gotta remember this guy's name. I want
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: you to pick someone from your history, and let's say
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: they're a barista at the Starbucks. You go through whatever,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: and you and you're like, oh my god, I know
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: this guy. I gotta remember. Well, they have named taxosn't count,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: but you know what I mean, someone who you're like,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I really want to remember this person's name. Picture someone
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: from your past, the weirder and more eccentric, the better
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: in that exact spot, and then it'll lock in and
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: you'll always remember their name.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: I have played myself the way JD played hisself when
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: he was like when he went home that night and
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: he put roses on the bed. You've done that, Oh dude.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: I remember one time. I'm not even sure if it
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: was a definite thing, but this young lady who I
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: was dating at the time, and we were pretty young,
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: so you know, it took it wasn't like we were
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: having sex, so we were leading up to that. I
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: she was like, yeah, maybe I'll come over, and I
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna be romantic, okay. And I went
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: to Pizza Hut because that's what I had money for,
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: and I got two personal pan pizzas and I put
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: it on the floor in my room at my mom's house.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: And I took the blanket off of my bed and
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: put it on the floor. First of all, I cleaned
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: my room.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Also, how old are you put the blanket? I don't
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: want to talk about age ages.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: And it be funny if you were like, what do
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: you mean thirty five?
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Right? Ages is important at this point. And I put
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: a blanket down. I got a brick to hold the
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: blanket down in the middle of the blanket and put
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: candles on the brick, lit the candles, set up the
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: pizzas with the soft drinks, and waited for her to
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: come over. And she didn't come. Oh. And when I
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: look back, I remember calling her and being like, well,
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: you didn't come over, and she was like, I told you, well,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: maybe i'd come over. And I took the maybe as
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: she's coming over, wow, And I and.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: That young woman's name Rihanna, right, and that young woman's
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: name was Beyonce Knowles. I I once really liked a
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: girl when I was living in Manhattan out of college,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: and I I'm not much of a cook, but I
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: asked my stepfather, who's a really good cook, for a
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: recipe to impress this girl. And so I spent the
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: whole day. This was first date I knew her. Though
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: she was I knew her, but this was the first
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: time I was asking around and we were going to
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: meet at my apartment and then I was going to
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: take her to circ de Solet. So I spent money
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: on like circus light tickets. I didn't have, you know,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I was a PA. I didn't have much money, and
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I spent the whole day. I was so excited. She
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: came over and she was so upset, pissed off about
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: her day and like rambling about her day and yeah,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: this happened, and my boss was dead da. She barely
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: even like acknowledged the fact that I had spent this
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: entire day making her dinner.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Did she well, did you say I spent the entire
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: day making No.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to be like I didn't want to
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: rub it in, but I was like, I made you
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: dinner like this happens all the time when you're dating me,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: and uh, and eat any of it. I think she
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: nibbled on it and was unimpressed. And I never really
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: made anyone food again.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Did you take her to sark to sole?
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I did I but yeah, I took it a
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: stirk to silet and then I think, you know, she
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: had a good time, and I think I got friend zoned.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: And then you got friend zoned.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Well, so there you go. And since then I never
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: made anyone dinner again.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: I hear that. Let's take a break.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: Guys, we're gonna let the fan in now.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, Oh what's up?
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Guards?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Welcome as real friends. Let's Joelle do a formal introduction.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Now that we're all here, we have our manual.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: I stole it.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I stole it.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: He works at a children's hospitals.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: That's so amazing, man. Thank you for being I imagine
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: you're you're out there being a frontline worker as we speak.
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, And you know I wouldn't I'd be
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: remiss if I hadn't introduced my roommate, who also works
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: in the hospital. He's an administrator the b A hospital system.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Wow, you guys are the perfect guest for our show.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: For the show, Wow, Joel, we're good producing. You got
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: some solid guests.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Joel's best.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: So what's it been like these days at a children's hospital,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: because you know, we hear out in the world that
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: children aren't getting affected as much, but then of course
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: now we're hearing in New York some are and what's
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: it what's it like these days?
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's funny.
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: So during the height of the COVID epidemic, you know,
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: we weren't getting as many kids, at least not as much.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Like so, I work in the ICU in the hospital,
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: so we weren't getting as much in the ICU.
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: But since but now lately we've been getting you know
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: what they've been talking about then you used the whole
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: systemic inflammatory response like post COVID type of thing. So
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: that's like very interesting to see because you know, we
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: weren't seeing a lot and people were saying kids weren't
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: geting affected as much, and now we're seeing them come
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: in with all these different symptoms and so you know.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: It's it's a learning experience. But we have seen something similar.
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: It's similar to like that KWA was hockey disease that
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: they're talking about that, but we have an idea of
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: how to like treat it. But it's just interesting to
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: see that it's popping up now.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: You know, our kids making full I know there are
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: some that that didn't make recoveries, but our kids making
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: full recoveries. Like you hear about patients that get COVID
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: and you know their bodies have been pretty much destroyed
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: by the virus. Yeah, what about what the children? Are
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: the children making the recovery with this.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: New Kawiski yeah thing.
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So thankfully, most of the patients that I've taken
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: care of personally have recovered. I mean, you know, there
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: are some cases that I'm sure have not gone our way,
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: but for the most part, from what I've been seeing personally, like,
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: our patients have been recovering and a lot of them
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: have been doing pretty well.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: When you went to nursing school, and you obviously could
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: choose any area you chose, what I would imagine is
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: the most hardcore thing being an ICU nurse at a
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: pediatric hospital. I mean you must have days where you're
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I mean you must have days where you're just emotionally crushed.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: So I chose pediatrics because when I was younger, I
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: was you know, hospitalized for a bit, and so I remember, like,
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: you know, all the nurses that took care of me,
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: and so when I became a nurse, I kind of
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: wanted to give back and take care of those patients.
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: And it is very, you know, emotionally heavy sometimes, but
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: you know, I work with such amazing people and you
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: could always rely on that. And then I got right here,
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: who's in a health field, so we could alays talk
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: to him, and I got and I just let I
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: have a good support network of people that I could
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: always talk to and rely on if I'm feeling down.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: And you know, thankfully we have more good days than
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: bad days, and so you kind of rely on those
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: to kind of get you through.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Do you feel like the bad days are behind you
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: right now? As far as far as what we're dealing with,
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: I thought so.
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: But with this new you know, Kawasaki thing, we're definitely
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: seeing more paince that's like you, I see you. We're
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: having more of those kind of patients in there, but
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: thankfully a lot of them are doing good.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: So I'm I remain hopeful still so well.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I got to tell you I've spent some
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: time in ICUs because I had a very sick sister
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: and a very sick father. And you know when these
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: icy U nurses, they're they're like superheroes. When you when
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: you when you have someone who's just so responsive and
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: so on it, you want to hug them because you know,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: by the time you're in an ICU, you know things
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: are pretty dire and yeah, and so I'm virtually hugging
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: you right now. You're getting a stubal COVID proof hug.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it. It looks like I'm saying, what Conda?
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: That is a hug? That is a hug? What Conda? Forever?
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: And a hug?
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Oh God? All right, do you guys have a question
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: for for us? That's why we're here to do to
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: answer any conditions. He's got a book. You know, we
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: have some people, we have some people, we have some
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: people come on e Manuel and we asked him give
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: a question the whole point of coming on the show.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: And they're like, what what now a question? And now
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: a Manuel pulled out like a Manuel pulled out, a
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Manuel pulled out a binder.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, all right.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: So I know you guys had talked about why you
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: guys are doing the show, bringing yourselves into the character
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: and making it a little bit easier to play. But
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: one thing I wanted to is there anything about the
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: character that you played that you brought into your own
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: personal lives?
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Is there anything about Turk that I brought into my
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: own personal life?
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: Ah?
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I bought j D. That's the best answer, actually.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: But I brought out like think of like when you're
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: adjusting a picture and you can crank the saturation. Ye
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I brought out Donald's feminine side. You did that, you
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: did because when I first met Donald, he had a
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: lot of this love of musicals and being silly and
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: shit inside of him. But he was his front was
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: like yo, yo, yo, let's go play basketball. And now
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: looking and he's fucking singing Pippin left and right.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: You know, I went to school with a bunch of
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: theater kids and stuff like that, and I remember being like, oh, suckers,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: a bunch of theater kids, right, And now I look
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: back at it and I'm like, I wish I was
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: a theater hit. They used to sing all of these
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: songs and stuff like that, and I wanted to sing
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: the songs. But you know, I was a sucker. I
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: was just a sucker. And now I look at it
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, you know, yeah, so there is that.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: There is that a lot of the things that JD
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: and Turk did as best friends opened me up to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: be way more comfortable around men than I was before. Yeah,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: and not to say that I wasn't comfortable around men,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: but you know, it's different. It's way different.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, You're more comfortable just
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: being whoever. I mean. I mean, obviously correct me if
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: I'm wrong, but what you're saying is you're more comfortable
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: just being whoever you are. I think as young as
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: young men, we have to put it up. We always
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: put up all these uh you know, obviously I can't
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: speak for the for the women's experience, but as a
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: young man, you feel like you have to put up
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: all these fronts like I'm tough, and I'm straight and
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: and uh and anything you did that was lightly slightly effeminate,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: you know, high school kids and middle school kids were like, oh,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: you're so fucking gay and all this shit. And I
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: think what what I felt with with with scrubs and
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: uh brought out in me. And I think Donald was like,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: all right, I'm just gonna be like whoever I am
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: and be that.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I and I knew that it was
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: an issue for other people when I made a comment
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: when playing basketball. I made a comment like, you know,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: like I said some and silly, like my nipples are hard.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: And the dude that I was playing basketball with was like, yo, man,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: come on, man, man, what's going on with that? And
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you have you you're not comfortable.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: You have your own issues.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: And then you're like, give me.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: My issue, that's your issue.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a good answer. Don I don't know
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: if I get top Donald's answer, but I will say,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: and this is not just because you're a hero ice
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: you nurse. I think I brought a full on respect
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: for what even even though we were faking it, what
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: it's like to work in this profession, and such a
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: respect for people who work in the medical field and
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: how hard it is. And Donald and I had the
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: luxury of pretending to be doctors and getting the fun
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: of pretending to save lives and pretending to come to
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: the rescue, and now you know, as a younger man
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: when we were doing the show, I didn't have that
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: many experiences. But then after living many more years and
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: had more life experiences where I was just pleading with
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: medical professionals to save important lives. To me, I think
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: I had so much more respect and especially now with
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: this COVID insanity and and people fighting back against medical professionals.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw that amazing shot of
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: the nurse standing in the in the in the crosswalk
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: when when there was like an anti COVID lock up protest,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: it reminded me of It reminded me of the of
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: the guy standing in front of the tank. Yeah, and
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I just thought, I don't know, I have so much
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: respect and love for for nurses and doctors and EMTs
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: and paramis. When I was a kid, I wanted to
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: be a paramedic. I thought there's nothing more badass about
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: flying down the street in an ambulance to come.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: To the.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: I agree with that too. I take my health way
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: more serious now, you know what I mean. Before I
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: was very afraid to go to the hospital. There was
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: something scary about going to the hospital, especially as an
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: African American male. It seems like, you know, yeah, out
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: of my relatives and everything. Didn't go to the hospital
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: until it was the last resort. It's the last thing
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: that I've tried, every home remedy I could do. Disinfection
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: isn't going away. I'm gonna fight it. I'm gonna fight it.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna fight it. Holy cow, I can't feel my leg.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: I think I should go to the hospital now, you
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. I think while making scrubs, it
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: became all right, I don't need to be afraid of
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: because it's not They're not gonna kill me if I go.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: I might die if I don't go, though, so let
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: me let me take care of what's going on with
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: me as soon as it pops up. And then I
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: became a hypochondriac. Now all of a sudden, I was
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: at the hospital like every five sec. If I had
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: a you know, if my nose was running, and I
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: was like going to the doctor real quick.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Donald always thinks he has the worst thing. He's that guy.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, dude, it's a zi it's a tumor.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Right, they say better than say sorry, right?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Do you guys have another question for the legendary Donald Faison.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: And yes, can they hear me?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: So, Doctor Cox was your mentor on the show.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: Do you guys have like a mentor in real life
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 6: during your acting careers?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Wow? Very good question.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: So many, whether they realized they were my mentors or not.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: I have so many mentors. Bill Lawrence has been a
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: mentor to me. He taught me how to tell a joke.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: I feel like I might have always been funny, you know,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: but there's a process to telling a good joke, and
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: when you stumble on words that are meaningful for the punchline,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: it makes it so the joke doesn't work.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: And so because of that, I've been very lucky to
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: work with someone like Bill Lawrence, who really taught me
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: the anatomy of a joke and how to tell a joke.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: He's one person, Denzel Washington, my whole life, whether he
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: knows it or not. After working with him, and remember
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: the Titans too, you know, he's always been a hero
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: of mine and also a mentor. You know his if
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: you listen to interviews with Denzel Washington, and you know
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: he's just a very deep mind and a very very
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: good actor. And so he's one of those people that
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: I've always looked up to and when I finally got
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: to meet him, he's definitely a hero and a mentor.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: When you were on that movie, did he ever say
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: any get any.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: He gave one tip one time. Mostly he led by example.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: He you know, he's very hard worker, you know what
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, and comes to work prepared and to get
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: you prepared, he'll run lines with you over and over
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: and over and over again, right so that when the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: camera rolls, you're ready to play. But he gave me
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: one bit of advice because we were as a bunch
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: of young men, were all in our early twenties and
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: we're messing around and where you know, it's a movie
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: about football players, and we're doing you know, we're giving
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: each other elbows and you know, uh, pretending that we're
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: punching each other in the face and everything like that
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: because we're all young men. And he was like, you know,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: I did this movie Glory, and I was like, go on,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: and he was like, there was somebody in the cast
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: who used to do what you guys are doing right now.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: And I remember him looking at me because I was
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: very excessive about you know, one, I played around way
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: too much. Still to this day, I play around way
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: too much when working. And he was like, and this
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: dude would play around and he would pretend to punch
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: people in the face and act like he was gonna
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: you know, and he would be joking. And one day
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: he slipped and hit an extra in the face, somebody
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: who was you know, bent around the set and everything
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: like that, and laughed it off, and he punched this
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: guy in the face accidentally, but still punch this guy
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: in the face. And the guy started crying and taking
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: off his you know, jazz because he knew, I'm about
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: to kick this man's ass and get fired. This is
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: the end of me ever being in this movie. And
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: I've been here for a while and I like these people.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: I'm about to kick this dude's ask though, because he
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: punched me in the face. And the guy apologizes and apologize.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: It doesn't need to go there, brother, No please, no, no, no,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: let's not do this. Let's you know, And finally, you know,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: they calmed the guy down and it's all right, don't worry,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: let's work this out. But he was like, you know,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: you guys are playing around so damn much. Somebody's gonna
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: catch a fence to this, and get hurt, and you're
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: not gonna be able to talk him back. So my
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: advice to you all, as he's looking at me is
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: to shut this shit down. Stop doing this. And I
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: remember being like, you're absolutely right, because if I punched
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: that dude in the face accidentally, he's not gonna he's
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: not gonna care if it was an accident or not.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: He's gonna be upset and want to break me up.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: So that's an amazing story. And I just love that Denzel
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: was like, so I did this film glory? I would
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: say for me, I mean, can't. The first answer is
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: obviously Bill Bill Lawrence, who created the show. He taught
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: me so much about acting and directing and how to
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: the business. You know, Bill's some people are good writers,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: but they're not savvy about the business and how to
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: navigate the business. And Bill taught Donald and I both
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: a lot about how to navigate Hollywood and how to
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: navigate the industry. And you're never on a job for
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: nine years, so it was like it was like grad school.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: We learned so much over the course of nine years
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: and a lot of and to this day, when I
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: have a script that I'm writing, I gave it to Bill.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: When I have a first edit of a movie i'm directing,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: I show Bill and he comes in and gives me
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: really tough notes and good notes. So Bill first and foremost,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: and then I guess my My version of the Denzel
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: thing is, I just got to work with Robert de
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Niro in a film, and he's a He's a huge
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: hero of mine. And just watching the way he worked
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: and how humble he was and uh and how he
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I just just being on set with a legend like that,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I felt like I was getting I was becoming a
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: better actor. And there were a handful of little things
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: he did that I like, Oh, I'm gonna try and
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: do that next time, and and uh, and he's just
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: a huge inspiration to me. I love I love that man. Donald.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I'd give him another question if you really they're very
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: They're very nice. One question. Very, They're very We're going long,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: though we're going out. Let's keep it short because the
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: show people don't want to hear an hour. And this
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: might be a little Zach.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 6: It's like week three months into COVID, and uh, the
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: George hare is going extra long.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: So I need to know your shampoo and conditioner well.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Here's the trick. I'm going to tell you something that
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: some people want. Some people are gonna think it's nasty,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: But don't wash your ship. Let it get dirty. Baldy,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: you were not allowed to waign in on this conversation.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: I have. I might not have a lot of hair,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: but I have hair number one number two. When he
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: said ship, he meant don't wash your hair.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't do you guys use a washcloth in
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: the shower. We're having a debate on these.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: I used to use the wash cloth. Yeah, because you're
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: black man. That's why I grow. That's why white people
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: don't use wash cloths. Apparently, speaking of that one thing
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: we noticed we were just watching the show, everyone got
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: shoes on in the house.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: It's sleep with the shoes on. What's up?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: I never slept with my shoes on in the show.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: In the show we just watched you make out with
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: and I had shoes on. No, not you?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Oh me, well said I think in the senior you're
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: talking about this episode that that we watched. Yeah, well,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Sarah show. If Sarah Chalk throws you to the bed
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: and mounts you, you're not gonna be thinking about your
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: sneakers Bro, all right, No, my hair, I I don't
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: wash a lot because I feel when I wash it,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: I don't like the way it looks. But when I
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: let it have its natural juices, it has a nice.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: That's from coming to America. Dude, what you put in
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: your hair? Nothing? I just got juices and berries that
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: ain't but ultrap.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: All right, on that note, we're gonna go. Thank you
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: guys so much. You thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Our pleasure, our pleasure. Wait, lastly, like we gotta we
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: gotta end this fucking thing. It's going so long. But
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I do say, listen, I'm gonna get into I know, Bro,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get right into it. You think I was
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: gonna miss your favorite topic.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: I'm just putting it out there now.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: This episode has a Phantom Menace diss in it, and
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: I want to know you and Joel Mister and Missus
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Star Wars' thoughts on the Phantom Menace diss.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: I I don't like that they that there, they dissed
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: the Phantom Menace, even though at one point I was
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: one who didn't. I didn't appreciate the Phantom Menace as
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: much as I should have. Dave Felony yeah, the king
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: that he is. When it comes to Star Wars. Talks
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: about on this new Mandalorian documentary series that they got going,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: which I've been watching. Watch that it's really as a director,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: you're gonna love it.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: I'm friends with not to name drop, but I'm friends
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: with Deborah Chow, who is one of the main directors
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: of Mandalorian, and right he was she was telling me.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: She's like, Zach, you gotta come see how we shoot
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: the show. It is unlike anything you've ever seen.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Dude. If you go, please take me. Isn't she directing
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: like all of.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: The She's directing every episode of Obi Wan?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Can you just tell her you have
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: a friend.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: She's the ultimate cool kid. I believe that they are
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: doing the Obi WANs in the UK. I would live
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: in the UK, I will travel. But she was telling me,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna watch the documentary because I've been hearing
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: about it, that that Favreau took this technology that he
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: developed for Jungle Book and the other films and kind
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: of took it to the next level.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: It's amazing. Anyway, Baloney's talking about how in The Phantom
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Menace that movie sets off everything, and I was like, yeah,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: of course it sets off everything. It's episode one, He's like,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: but in the in the documentary, he's like, No, if
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: Qui gon Jin would have won the fight against Darth Maul,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Anakin Skywalker's path as a Jedi would have been way
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: better than I then what he was given because Obi
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: Wan didn't. Look. I know, it's crazy, last I.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Just wish the fans could see what I'm looking at.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: I'm totally zoned out already, and Joelle is furiously nodding,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: like Donald is a preacher and she's in the choir.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: But look, Obi Wan Kenobi was never a father figure
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: for Anakin Skywalker, and that was something that he was
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: missing his whole life, you know what I mean. He
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: was born from the force, His mother wasn't with anyone.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: There was no male that raised him. And if Qui
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: gon would have won that five, that father figure would
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: have been in place and he would have grown to
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: be a better Jedi. And not necessarily so, when Qui
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: gon dies, that's Anakin's first failure, not his on purpose,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: but that's the first thing that fails in his life.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Then he loses his mother, then he loses his wife,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: and now he's freaking Darth Vader. And when I heard that,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: I had already had an appreciation for The Phantom Menace.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: But that makes the movie twenty times even better.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Now, all right, Well, if if you happen to still
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: be listening.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: None of this is gonna make the power.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: No, I think it should because there's a lot of
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: diehard fans just like you two, and they'll probably love this.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: But no, star Wars and sex. I like that star
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Wars and sex are married together in this episode.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's wrap this episode up by talking about
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: the big Elliott JD kiss. It's very exciting. It was,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: I thought, I was. I thought it was romantic and
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: well written and well shot and uh and and granted,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: very well performed.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: I thought, I thought, I think.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: I think right off the bat, you could see that
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Elliott and JD had chemistry and and it was it was.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: It was romantic and sweet and I liked it.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, so far, this is one
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: of my favorite episodes that we've watched. And it's not
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: necessarily the funniest episode, but it kind of reminds me
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  Speaker 2: of a John Hughes movie. It kind of reminds me
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  Speaker 2: of you know, the movies that I grew up on,
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  Speaker 2: where the nerd in the movie is chasing after this
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  Speaker 2: young lady this whole time, right, and his best friend
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  Speaker 2: is right there next to him, this female best friend
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  Speaker 2: is right there next to him, and he doesn't realize
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  Speaker 2: that his best friend is the is the better is
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  Speaker 2: the better choice for him? And he's chasing after something
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  Speaker 2: that seems to be the right idea, and then at
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  Speaker 2: the end of it he realizes, oh, that was that
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  Speaker 2: wasn't that. She wasn't what I was looking for. And
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  Speaker 2: the best friend goes, I know because I am.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I like that Sarah, and I like that
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  Speaker 1: Elliott made the move that I thought that was kind
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  Speaker 1: of cool that she was the one who stood up
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  Speaker 1: and like went for it, like she was the one
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  Speaker 1: who said no, because I did. I did.
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  Speaker 2: I was jealous.
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  Speaker 1: I was jealous. Yeah, And then you know it's it's
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  Speaker 1: it's meant to be a little bit of an edit.
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  Speaker 1: But she she looks like she pushes me down a
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  Speaker 1: whole hallway into the bed.
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  Speaker 2: Right like you've stumbled all the way.
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  Speaker 1: I did like a no, I did like a fucking matrix.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking shit. Down the She pushed me like I was
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  Speaker 1: Keanu down the whole hallway on that note that sorry,
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  Speaker 1: cut that ship out. Hey, that was fun. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: We love you, don't we? Donald.
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  Speaker 2: We love everybody out there. I even love the haters.
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  Speaker 2: I love y'all too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they they the haters. Hey, they're your motivators.
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  Speaker 2: No hay to motivate. That's absolutely right. Hate or motivate,
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  Speaker 2: that's right, hate or motivate. You know, you can be
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  Speaker 2: on you're gonna do You're gonna be a hater or
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be a motivated listener.
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna be in the stands? Are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: get on the motherfucking court and play you got big dreams.
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  Speaker 2: You want fame will fame costs?
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  Speaker 1: And right right here you start.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no. I got one more thing
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  Speaker 2: on that note, you're going five, six, seven some stories.
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