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213: My Philosophy · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: That's real.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Joel called it a firefighter dad mustache.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't look like a firefighter dad mustache. It looks
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  Speaker 1: a little gay pornish. Though. I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 2: Ray, I'll take either one.
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  Speaker 1: Both, both, both styles bison very sexy.
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  Speaker 2: Sure there's firefighter dad gay porn.
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  Speaker 1: Dude. I'm willing to bet money that there's a firefighter
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  Speaker 1: dad gay porn thing out.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think of it? Listen, I tried to
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: grow a full beard like yours. It didn't work out
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  Speaker 2: so well, and I've decided to try this for a while.
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  Speaker 1: I think you look handsome as always.
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  Speaker 2: I ran down the rim. By the way, I had
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  Speaker 2: this like Povlovian response now that I'm like dialing into
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  Speaker 2: the zoom call for this podcast, and I just started humming.
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  Speaker 1: I red, what's up Joel? What's up? Daniel?
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  Speaker 2: How's how's a team? Hi? Hi?
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Seen each other in a really long time.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's good to have you. Welcome to the broadcast,
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  Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen for the very first time, doctors, real friends,
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: I've decided to join the spirit of Donald phase on
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  Speaker 2: and have a little rose.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, guys, I want to go downstairs and get
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  Speaker 1: me a drink? Now, can we do Can we take
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  Speaker 1: a second to do that?
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  Speaker 2: Why do you need to go down and get a
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  Speaker 2: drink right now?
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  Speaker 1: I guess I want to sip someone. I want to
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  Speaker 1: sip something.
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  Speaker 2: But you're gonna ruin my momentum. I'm on fire right now.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well then if you're on fire, I'm gonna let
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  Speaker 1: you go. I'm gonna let you go.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't take a break. When we take a break,
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  Speaker 2: you can run down.
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  Speaker 1: We take a break, I'll run down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I thought I thought i'd phase on out
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  Speaker 2: a little and treat myself. And I'm treat yourself. Treat yourself.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I know when it's not bourbon, it's rose.
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  Speaker 1: But I was gonna go down and get a little
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  Speaker 1: uh you know aligash they make a triple. Now, this
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  Speaker 1: ship was so expensive. First of all, I spend twenty
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  Speaker 1: one dollars on a bottle of beer. I've never spent
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  Speaker 1: that much money on beer in my life.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even know beer could cost twenty one dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Ridiculous, right, But apparently it's been aged in three times, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: three times.
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  Speaker 2: It's old beer.
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  Speaker 1: It's so old.
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: I have Yeah, I miss you. I miss you so
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  Speaker 2: much it hurt sometimes.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to chase something right now. I cried in
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  Speaker 1: this episode.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very moving at the end.
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  Speaker 1: I cried like a baby.
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  Speaker 2: It's very moving in the end. Yeah, just put a
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  Speaker 2: good episode.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great episode written by Bill Lawrence.
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  Speaker 2: They are in the zone, the writers. And I'm not
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  Speaker 2: to not to minimize the brilliant work of the cast,
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  Speaker 2: but I feel the writers are really in the zone
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  Speaker 2: in this section of season two, because they're all really good.
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to agree with you. We had this conversation
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  Speaker 1: with Johnny. We're getting toward the end of the series
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: of the season now, and look at how we're all
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: starting to click. Everything's starting to click, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. It's really amazing.
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  Speaker 2: And this was the very first time they ever introduced right,
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  Speaker 2: or does the West Side Story thing happen? Righty? Was
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  Speaker 2: that season one music? Okay, so other than the West
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  Speaker 2: Side Story thing? So I guess technically the second, but
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  Speaker 2: this is the first time we enter well, I guess
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  Speaker 2: we could say this is the first time we introduced
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  Speaker 2: a musical element that was dramatic, right, because that was
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  Speaker 2: so broad and silly, right.
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  Speaker 1: I guess so, I mean, I guess we could count
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  Speaker 1: Sam and Judy's.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're writing, but they were sort of serenading. This
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  Speaker 2: was a fantasy of going into Jill Tracy's death, fantasy
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: that dying was like a Broadway musical.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I cried so hard and a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I got goosebumps. I got goosebumps. I'm getting goosebumps right
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  Speaker 2: now talking about it. But when it happened, I got
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  Speaker 2: goosebumps on every inch of my body. That's how powerful
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  Speaker 2: it was.
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  Speaker 1: It's such a strong moment. And maybe it's because of
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  Speaker 1: you know, Nick, maybe it's because of Amanda, you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I don't know, but it just put me in
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  Speaker 1: a like I'm I was weeping weeping.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: Do you think that? Do you think that the climate
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  Speaker 2: of COVID and of course losing our friend has made
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  Speaker 2: you overall more emotional to things?
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  Speaker 1: I definitely, you know. I Okay, So here's the thing
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  Speaker 1: about here's the thing about what COVID has done. And
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  Speaker 1: we haven't seen anything like this, and I don't even
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  Speaker 1: think when AIDS happened it was like this, like people
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  Speaker 1: had months to live when AIDS came around back and
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  Speaker 1: when we were kids.
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  Speaker 2: But also we were so young we didn't really comprehend
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  Speaker 2: aids when it was first going everywhere. This is like,
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  Speaker 2: we're forty five and forty six, Like I think we
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  Speaker 2: have such a more of awareness of it, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Right, absolutely, absolutely, And you know, people that you thought
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  Speaker 1: you'd have more time with are now gone, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. Like, you know, when Nick was here,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't hang out that much. We hung out a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, but we didn't hang out that much, and
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  Speaker 1: we were.
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  Speaker 2: You were just you were just kind getting to know him.
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  Speaker 1: Getting to know him, you know what I mean. And
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  Speaker 1: I guess I want to say I took that for granted.
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  Speaker 1: I took for granted that he would be around for
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  Speaker 1: a while and that we would have way more time
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  Speaker 1: to become tighter, because I knew that you and him
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  Speaker 1: we were very close, And when you're very close to someone,
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  Speaker 1: it becomes for me. For me, it's like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: if Zach's close to this person, this person has to
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  Speaker 1: be a cool person, so let me go and you know,
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  Speaker 1: get to know this person. So Nick and I were
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  Speaker 1: on the verge of becoming closer, and then he was gone,
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  Speaker 1: And when I watched this episode. That's what this that's
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  Speaker 1: what this reminded me of. You know, we take so
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  Speaker 1: many things for granted.
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  Speaker 2: I'm also always moved by bravery in the face of death.
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  Speaker 2: My father when he was dying, you know, I remember
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  Speaker 2: him turning to my stepmother when he got the diagnosis
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  Speaker 2: that he had cancer, and he said, we're gonna We're
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  Speaker 2: gonna deal with this with dignity. And I think that Nick,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure how conscious he was. I don't even
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  Speaker 2: know if he knew what was going on past a
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  Speaker 2: certain point. I have no idea, but I was very
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  Speaker 2: moved in this episode two about about what it's about
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  Speaker 2: is someone who's facing their death with pride and dignity
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  Speaker 2: and strength and not being afraid. And I just I
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  Speaker 2: think that that, you know, I guess what we're both
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  Speaker 2: saying is in this It kind of caught us both
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  Speaker 2: off guard that we're watching this network comedy that we
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  Speaker 2: were both in and usually we sit around talking about
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  Speaker 2: laughs and and what made us laugh and in each
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  Speaker 2: moment and the funny fantasies. And then this was very
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  Speaker 2: moving because of the death that's in the air, both
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  Speaker 2: globally and in particular in our lives with Nick.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, that's exactly what it is. And I don't know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I you know, it just made me. It made me
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  Speaker 1: realize how many things in life I've taken for granted.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, I tried, you know, since Nick passed.
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  Speaker 1: I try every day to tell you know, if we talk,
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  Speaker 1: I try to tell you, you know, before we hang up.
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  Speaker 1: I always try to tell you I love you. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. When we're on this call right now,
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  Speaker 1: when we do this zoom while we're recording our podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Fake Doctor's Real Friends, Uh, when we.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to give a plug to the people
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  Speaker 2: that are listening.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I just I just thought, I it's.
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  Speaker 2: Sort of a fool's errand.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but but you know, just in case they
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  Speaker 1: forgot what they were listening to. But we say I
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  Speaker 1: love you to each other. You know, I've I've I've
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  Speaker 1: never met Joelle in person, and I love her and
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  Speaker 1: I tell her I love her before we hang up.
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  Speaker 1: I tell her I love her. I tell Dan the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. And you know, it's throw COVID out of
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  Speaker 1: the situation. Let's just let's just talk about life in general.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing's promised, Tomorrow's not promised, you know, the next hours
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  Speaker 1: not promised. But I think it's important that we tell
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  Speaker 1: our loved ones and the people that mean so much
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  Speaker 1: to us how we feel about them. Yeah, and because
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  Speaker 1: one it could it makes them feel wonderful, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean? Oh, you know, to be loved by
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  Speaker 1: somebody feels good? Am I wrong?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It does.
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  Speaker 2: And it doesn't cost you anything to profess your love.
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  Speaker 2: That it doesn't cost It doesn't call I feel like
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  Speaker 2: I'm Brene Brown right now, but it doesn't. It doesn't
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  Speaker 2: cost you, as a human being anything to express it.
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  Speaker 2: And we shouldn't. I think what you're saying, what I'm
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  Speaker 2: getting for what you're saying is we shouldn't be shy
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  Speaker 2: or insecure about expressing our love.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 2: And that's because, of course, when the person dies, you go,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, I hope that I told them enough times.
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  Speaker 2: I love With my father, you know, he was eighty
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  Speaker 2: four and cancer was ramping up, so we had plenty
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  Speaker 2: of time to be allying and to be and to
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  Speaker 2: be hugging him and kissing him and telling me he
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  Speaker 2: love you and clearing up any bullshit. But with you know,
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  Speaker 2: with with Nick, it was just like we chopped him
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  Speaker 2: off of the hospital. We didn't. We didn't get to
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  Speaker 2: say anything.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I did taste time goodbye, But I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I have no sense of I have no sense if
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  Speaker 2: he heard any word of it. I feel bad these
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  Speaker 2: people turned in for a comedic podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, we're talking about the epist.
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  Speaker 2: We're keeping it real, as they say.
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  Speaker 1: They say, we're keeping it real. We're talking about the episode.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get into some other things though, before we start
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  Speaker 1: this episode. Dude, Okay, so the mayor has said that
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  Speaker 1: he will shut off your water in Los.
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  Speaker 2: Angeles in power and good for him. Good for him.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: You Okay, if you throw a party and there's a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of people in your house and you've been warned
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  Speaker 1: now that the mayor said the mayor has said I
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: will cut off your water, I have a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a problem with this. I'm not going to dude.
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  Speaker 2: He's trying to come up with some out of the
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  Speaker 2: box ideas. These people are still throwing fucking parties every day.
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  Speaker 1: I totally understand that. I totally get that ship, but
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  Speaker 1: when everybody leaves, I still need to wash my ass.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: Well, you shouldn't have thrown a party that mother fun here?
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: Why did you throw a COVID part?
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: Why do I want to cook something?
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  Speaker 2: How can how can Garcetti our mayor punish you the
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  Speaker 2: idiot who through a COVID party?
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: He can? You know?
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: I think the reason with the thing with the fine
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: is people people with money are like, fuck it, I'll
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: be the fine, and he needed to come up with
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  Speaker 2: some out of the box way to punish people. And
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  Speaker 2: then what can the government control your powering, your water?
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: He's I'm sure shut that shit.
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  Speaker 1: Off right now. Look, some people are mad about this,
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  Speaker 1: Some people pe ode about this.
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  Speaker 2: Like Joel and Daniel. What are your thoughts on this?
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  Speaker 2: Don't you think it's kind of a badass, out of
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  Speaker 2: the box idea.
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: It feels like the best parental threat that's never gonna happen,
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna your door off.
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: It's the brig storing down there. But the threat might
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: keep me, you know, in control and my my temper,
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  Speaker 3: my expectations of what I might be able to get
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  Speaker 3: away with. So I feel like it's one of those
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  Speaker 3: I've had. A twenty four hour power shut off is
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  Speaker 3: like a really great like bro that don't do it.
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  Speaker 2: But it's like a.
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  Speaker 3: Human access that makes it feel weird.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: It's like a parent going on Donald that I always
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: see Donald do that ship with his kids. Whoa he
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: never he never gets to three. He's like two point six.
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  Speaker 1: Right, It's not because my kids all of a sudden's like, Yo, dude,
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  Speaker 1: Dad Dad, dadd Okay da da Dad Dad Dad. I'm okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. It's because I can't my punishment. I don't
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: want to deliver the punishment. Dan say something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Personally, I think, you know, the big problem with people
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  Speaker 4: throwing parties in LA is that, like it's not you know,
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  Speaker 4: Joe rich person inviting their friends in the neighborhood over
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: to their house. It's like kids who will rent an
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  Speaker 4: empty mansion invite five hundred people over and like even
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  Speaker 4: then they're drinking the thirty racks they brought over and
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: smoking weed in the backyard and then leaving. Like turning
• 12:13
  Speaker 4: off the water and power at that place isn't going
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  Speaker 4: to do any.
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  Speaker 2: So the poor guy who rented in the house is like, yeah, exactly, though.
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  Speaker 4: I think, you know, if it's the kind of thing
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  Speaker 4: that's going to end up punishing a whole neighborhood, and
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: it's a kind of a group effort to be like,
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  Speaker 4: if you fuck this up, for everybody in the neighborhood,
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  Speaker 4: you're fucked.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Then like that might.
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  Speaker 4: That that really brings the commute. I mean, what I'm
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  Speaker 4: saying is like, if you want to make a punishment punishment,
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  Speaker 4: it's got to be a punishment punishment because if it's like,
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  Speaker 4: just turn off the water to this one place.
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  Speaker 2: You're suggesting that he turned off the water for the
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  Speaker 2: whole street.
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean like I don't know. I mean, look,
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  Speaker 4: I just I'm saying it's I don't know, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Least I least appreciated. Listen. I love it when someone
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: comes up with an out of the box idea. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there was some meaning. There was some meaning in city
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  Speaker 2: Hall where they were like, there's anybody having out of the.
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  Speaker 1: Box sometimes, what if we turn off their water and power?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh, I don't know. Man, It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy because people don't give a fuck. As you
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  Speaker 2: see I mean, as you see you.
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  Speaker 1: Going to the store. There's some bullshit going on where
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: people are like, I'm part of an alliance and we
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: will sue you if.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: I saw that you know what, that was a Meg
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: that was like an extra Karen. That was like Karen.
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  Speaker 2: That was like a duble black diamond Karen.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: That's uber Karen. That's uber Karen double.
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  Speaker 2: She had this fucking Karen had a fake Karen badge
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  Speaker 2: and she was giving out fake citations. Two employees of
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  Speaker 2: this store that told her to put on a mask.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: She was like, I'm with the Freedom Alliance and you
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: will be sued for infringing upon my right. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: the woman made a fucking badge.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to be a.
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  Speaker 3: Federal agent, which is definitely fine.
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  Speaker 1: That's definitely a crime. That's a felony.
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  Speaker 3: You cannot do that. It's just so redye. And what
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  Speaker 3: is this poor girl making six seventy five an.
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  Speaker 5: Hour gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: She's just working. Okay, she's right, she's so bad.
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  Speaker 2: That's not so bad for that girl. She she clearly
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  Speaker 2: didn't understand if this was a legit paperwork or not.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, uh, okay.
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  Speaker 5: For you.
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  Speaker 1: She got her manager. Her manager was like, shot, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Know, like the manager of a supermarket's gonna know whether.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, the woman was clearly fucking bad ship. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: any was like a federal agent.
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  Speaker 1: We're in some strange times.
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  Speaker 2: People aw man, and people are just losing their mind.
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  Speaker 1: But it's okay, It's okay, It's oh.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure it's okay. I you come for me
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  Speaker 2: like you come for your children.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, it's all good at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 1: as j D says, yeah, some of them like this
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  Speaker 1: is gonna you know what. As a matter of fact,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: let's do this and then I'll get into my summary
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: of the episode. I'm six seven stories.
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of talks
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  Speaker 6: and nurses.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I said, he's a stories natural.
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  Speaker 6: So YadA round here, YadA round here.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: I wanted to say, what you're trying to get it?
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: You know, if you say five to six of eight,
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: it starts the theme song. But if you say what
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: two three, it goes in what you're trying to get into?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: What dash watch you trying? Oh, there's been remixes.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Of that song, such a hit song.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I got a lot of people telling me who are
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: in the music industry that the song is fire. If
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: it only had more than one lyric, it would be
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: a hit.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Well, look, man, you know, tell them to write some shit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure Charlie t can write something. Dudes writing five
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  Speaker 1: dollars foot long commercials now five dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, listen, let Charlie make his money.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Charlie get that money, baby.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Everybody needs a purple Lambeau.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Right, right, of course they do. From that.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: It's not from the Donald Glover song. This is America.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Make that money, make that money.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he does say that.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: He does say that. I love to know Donald Glover, man.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I love Lando Calrissian from now on. Whenever I see your.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Fucking Star Wars Bengo card everybody.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Now on, whenever I see Donald Glover, he is He's
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: no longer childish scambino, He's now Lando.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: I don't get him, really, the guy really did. I
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: never knew Donald Glover because I didn't watch the show
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: he was on. I didn't watch Community, Unitator Community, And
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: then I mean, holy shit, what I just had. I
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: was so naive to the genius of this man. He
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: is a special human being.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: He's got talent. Man reminds me a lot of my
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: best friend Zach Raf.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Oh so you're saying I'm like a Jewish Donald Glover.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Sure, sure, if you want to, if you want to
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: put it into if you want to turn it into
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: a religious thing. You are a Jewish play.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: The screenplay I've written is ready for your for your reading.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Are you gonna? Are you gonna read this one?
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Are any black people in it?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: There are some black excuse me, black African Americans.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: You could say black.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: I just think it's so No. I just think it's
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: funny how some people white people are like nervous. They
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: they're not sure if they can say black or African American.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: So they start they end up they going like this.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: You know there are some black African Americans, it becomes
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: black African Americans. I think white people are a little
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: confused at first. All allowed, I say black or African American.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: What's the verdict? I always say I say black. I
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: say black. But I feel like if I'm being formal,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: like if I was giving a speech, I would say
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: African American. But if I'm talking to my two black
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: friends here, I would say black. Is that Okay?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I have no problem with it. Uh, let's get to
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: the let's get into the breakdown.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's hear your summary.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, so ready this episode. You don't need the you
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: don't need to stop watching anymore because I'm not keep
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: it with it because I'm much keep it at thirty.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: We know we're gonna try and keep it in thirty.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: No. Part of my joy, My joy is timing things.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: But that's yeah, but you like, my sister was a
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: competitive swimmer when she was a child, and my dad
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: got so into it. He was the guy with the
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: parent who would have the stop watching around his neck.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Would he be like, well, show shit, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: can't that was slower than normal.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: No, he would scream at her so much that she said,
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: fuck swimming. I hate this. But but that's a story
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: for it. That's a ran for a different episode. But no,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I enjoy timing you.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you ready get it going. This episode, Turk
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: is ready to for the next step in his relationship
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: with Carla. Elliot's done changing into her scrubs and a
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: co ed locker room. Jab and Cox both realize they
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: make a good team. That's not what this episode's about.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: And the hospital people come and go. Sometimes it's because
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: it's where people work, but often it's because they're sick
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: and they die. We try so hard to control our destiny.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: We try so hard to tip the scale, but things
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: don't work that way, somehow, life and death always find
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: a way to balance itself out.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: That's beautiful. I'm not even gonna tell you were four
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: seconds over that was so good. No, it really is
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: a beautiful episode because it's got some funny ass shit
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: in it and it's got some memorable stuff. I like
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: it when these episodes it's funny. Sometimes they have like
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: three memorable moments that you'd like, Sarah and the burlesque
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: outfit that you didn't even know we're all in the
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: same episode, but I remember doing that burlesque things Sarah
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: do too.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, and it's true.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: On Scrubs wiki it. It actually has a true bit
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: of trivia that Bill bet her to go in her
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: burlesque outfit to the Starbucks and get everyone coffee. Yeah,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: we thought it would be a big deal, but like
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: in Hollywood, no one even like looked twice right, that
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: was a moment I always remember. And Rob, Rob looks
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: so funny. You know, some people don't look normal. Smoke
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: and a stogytog just fits perfectly in Rob's mouth, doesn't it.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: He looks like the guy.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: He looks like the guy. He's like, wait the way
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: he's holding it, and like sitting in the front row
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: of the strip club. I know he's wearing. Someone pointed
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: out he's wearing black boxers, not has been an infamous
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: banana hammock.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I noticed that too. I don't think banana hammock
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: was introduced you. Oh, no, it was introduced because.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: He goes, Yeah, it was. It's hard to believe that.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I guess that there must this must come from a
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: true story of there being a co ed locker room
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: in the hospitals. But it's I am.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I am with Ted on this. I don't mind a
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: co ed locker room.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't you think in a coed locker room,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I imagine I've never think I've been in one, But
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: people would be mostly covered up in the robe or something,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: and then they go and they do their changing. It
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be like in this episode, there's this naked woman
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: who's just walking around, of course, or she looks like
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: a model, and everyone's just and everyone's gawking at her.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: And there's nothing but there's nothing but boys in the
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: locker room. In the locker room also, so it's like
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Sarah and this naked lady and then a bunch of
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: dudes and that's not.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: In the locker room because I never I never played sports,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: so I always thought it was weird. You know, in movies,
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I see guys in the locker room all walking around naked,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: and everyone just you know, smacking towels and asses and
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: cocks are out. I always, always, I always feel weird
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: whenever I'm in the locker room, like it.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Is dirty, cocks are Uh.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't say. I didn't say it was like a girl.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I wasn't like, I wasn't like asses and cocks. No,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: But I mean whenever I'm in like I am in
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: a cod, I'm not a cod. Whenever I am in
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: a locker room, and like I occasionally I go to
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: was hotel, spa or something, and it's always like old
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: man ass at the urinal and like the guy, and
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I just feel very uncomfortable with it. And as a jock,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: I wondered if you were more com well with just
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: cocks being woven around everywhere.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: This is so here's here's my whole thing on it.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Because in the movies, we non jocks, we see these movies,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: it looks like everybody's fine with cocks flying around.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I worry that somebody recognizes me, and it's full of
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: judgment and I can't stand that shit.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm talking about before you were famous. Did
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: you did you group shower?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: No? I would shower in my When we would go
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: to the pool in my neighborhood, I would shower in
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: my swim trunks.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I did the same thing.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, granted, if there weren't enough showers
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: for all of us to get in, we would share showers,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, A bunch of dudes sharing showers.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: And I remember somebody saying, what are you guys gay,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: and me being like, wait a second, why why am
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I gay? Because I'm sharing a shower with this guy.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: It's freaking it's there's no showers available, and I want
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: to go home.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I want to It's interesting, the young sausage. It's interesting
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: that the the young male is so terrified of being gay.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure I'm a hope, I hope that
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: this is decreasing in the psyche of young men. But
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I remember I was so worried. I once held my
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: hand like this with like with a This is a
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: true story. I just thought it the other day. I
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: was a little boy and my hand was kind of
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: like dangling like this, like a limpristed thing, and I
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: looked at it as though I was being attacked, and
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: I ran to my mom. I swear to God, this
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: is so. I was a little boy, so forgive me.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: But it was humiliating and it made me think about it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I went, mom, I did this with my wrist. Does
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: that mean I'm gay? And it was so ingrained in us.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Now granted we I was born in seventy five years,
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: born in seventy seven, and our childhood was so ingrained
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: that like, that's fucking horrible. It's like, mom, Mom, look
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: at my wrist.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Did I catch it right? Right? Look at my wrist?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Or putting your hands on your waist the opposite waist,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: so it's standing like Forrest Gump. And now you know
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: what I mean.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Or I remember once in middle school or something holding
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: my books like around up to my chest like this,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: and someoney like what are you fucking gay? And so anyway,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: just I think of all that stuff, you know, is
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: as society becomes a little more comfortable talking about sexuality
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: and and and all of the wonderful things that are
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: coming to the to the surface. Yes, I'm now thinking
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: of our childhood and and and and how how scary
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: it was that I was fucking running to my mom
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: and pointing at my wrists, like did I do I
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: have it?
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Hyper masculinity sounds exhausting?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what terrified?
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Being afraid of how you like? And I mean we
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: see's across a lot of different, like smaller groups of people.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: If you break us down that like, if you hold
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: yourself in a certain way, suddenly you're perceived as a
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: threat or as wrong or you know, as being normal.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's being black in America. I'm sorry.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: I just know you're a good It just it just
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: sounds it just sounds really exhausting to costly have to
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: worry about you're holding yourself is going to make you
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: a target. And then of course, you know for people
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: who actually were a game, we're like, oh yes, I
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: am gay. Crap, I have all this whole world looking
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: at me and attacking me. And uh it's and like
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I grew up, you know, in rural Illinois, and I
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: knew I was queer pretty early, and so we had
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: like some of these aspects. But I think it's it's
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: easier for what's easier for me to get vibe in.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Some of my more uh outwardly expressive friends.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Put it that way.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: It's I just I can't even imagine. I wanted to
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: ask you guys too. You guys were theater kids, and
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I feel like theater kids have such a reputation for
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: constantly being partially nude or like in a state of
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: undressed around each other or at least you know, as
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: I was coming up in theater, and was that not
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: the same for you guys?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Was it not that way? Not just for me being
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: just in theater alone? Was was was? Uh, you know,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: you get you hear that, you hear what people say.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean when you're an actor and
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: you're young and and you're doing theater and stuff like that,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: you know what, you know how people no.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: But she's saying, like where their instances were because we
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: were changing in backstage and stuff, was their nudity there?
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: That wasn't really a case for me.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: That wasn't a case for me.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Well, what the thing was that I loved about it
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: was affection. For some reason, there was permission when I
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: went to theater. Cam I'll never forget it, Like there
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: was no taboo in being affection with each other, men,
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: hug men. And it was the opposite of public high school,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: which was so rough, And this was an environment of
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: support and love and hugging and cuddling. And I just
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: never wanted to go back. I would I would fucking
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: sob when I had to come back to public school.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Here's here's where like utopia.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Here's where it gets scary though. So I went to
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: a private school that was for just you know, people
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: in the entertainment industry, and even at a school where
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: it's just at when I was there, at least, I
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: can't say it is like that now, But when I
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: was there at least, people were kind of outcasted for
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: being gay, you know what I mean, Like not thrown
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: out of the school or anything like that, but you know,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: all the straight dudes seem to be afraid of the
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: gay guy, you know what I mean.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Like really performing art school, performing art school in Manhattan.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I'm really surprised because that feels like that's where those kids,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: if they could get in, would go.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Right. This is the nineties, this is the eighties and
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: the ninety early nineties, and I just remember thinking, Wow,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: this is this is crazy, man, this is you know,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I remember, I remember, I remember being at that school
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: and being one of the only black kids at the
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: school as well. You know what I mean, there was
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: only like five or six of us in this private school.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: And I only bring all this stuff up because of
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: the beginning of the episode. You know what I mean.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Go on Turk shows jd The Ring, Yeah, and he goes, oh.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Wow, this was a fucking epic prologue for this joke.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: It's not a joke, but it's but it's I mean,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: the joke, it's a joke. But yeah, well it is.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: A joke, it has it has social commentary in it,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: but it isn't meant to be a joke, right.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Turk shows Jadie the Ring and Jady goes, oh, it's beautiful.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: But my parents would kill me if I married someone black,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: a black guy.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I went to well when I was When
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I was fourteen years old, I had had a friend
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: moved to Argentina, Buenos Aires suburb of Buenos Aires, and
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: my parents are arranged with two other groups of parents
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: to let us go down and visit him because he
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: missed us and he was our best friend. One of
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: my friends was black, and we went down to this
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: suburb in Buenos Aires, and this was a neighborhood where
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: they had never clearly they had never in real life
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: seen a black person. And he walked in. It was
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: like the record scratch and they were It wasn't that
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: they were I don't mean to imply that they were
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: that they were disrespectful to him, because they weren't. They
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: were just like, holy shit.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: That dude is a black guy, right yeah.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: And he was like, you know, and I remember we
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: went to a nightclub and they were like, dance, dude,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: do some of the dancing.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: He couldn't dance to say, no.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: No, I say this story. He was the worst fucking
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: dancer you ever met. No, you know, I always laughing
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: this story. He felt like this onus to be like
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: a good dancer, but he sucked. And so we started
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: doing these stupid moves like faving his arms, and you
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: could see like everyone in the club being like, oh,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: that must be the new move. And they really started
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: doing this.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: It's like Ronald Miller and Can't buy Me Love man,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: only he's doing the Africanani the ristraal. But if the
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Romster's doing it, it must be hip.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Anyway, my point is My point is, Uh, I don't
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: know that I have a point, but this episode, really your.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Point is is very valid. Donald that the first sentence
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: making a joke about marrying a black guy, uh, touched
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: something deep inside you that you dealt with when you
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: married the love of your life. And we still live
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: in a society where that's the thing, and we hope
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: one day it's not.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Absolutely let's take a break.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back after these fine words.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I'm still in the cold opening. But uh, when Turk
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: shows him the ring and he's like and JD's like,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: it's beautiful, but like, my parents would lose their shit
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: if I married a black man. And then they're like, well,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: this is what I was thinking. I was got to
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: make her a dinner, and you know, I'd put it
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: in the wine in her champagne glass. And you said,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: that's shamp. JD goes as well, that's shamp champlain champlain.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, what would you want me to do?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, this is what you do. You get
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: some candles, put it out.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: You're starting to sound like Damon Wayne's in Beverly Hills.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Coun Take these bananas.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Take these bananas. And then you get some roses and
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you put the roses out and and and then Turk's
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: like yeah, because the roses make everything smell great and stuff.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: And then springtime medicines.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: And then Carla walks in and he goes, what are
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: you guys talking about? And we go, no, nothing, nothing,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: just guy stuff.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: And no, we go bitches and hose.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we go just guy stuff. And JD goes, yeah,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: bitches and hose and stuff.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: By the way, the same joke about masculinity, it's actually
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: exactly the same thing we're talking about that j D
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: and Turk are talking about, like, no, it'd be like
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: a meadow in springtime. And then Carla comes in and
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: we're embarrassed. So then we obviously overcorrect because we don't
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: know how to manage our masculinity, our fake masculinity, and
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: say bitches and hose, right, But I mean, I mean,
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: it's the same thing we're talking about.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: That being said, I thought I did a pretty good
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: pratfall in this episode.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: You did I wrote down. I want you to know
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I wrote what did I write down?
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Here?
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I said, look at Donald with your dope ass pratfall
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: and you did that. You did that didn't you.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I did that myself. That was me.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, I don't know why there was such a
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: rush for turk to get to the garbage disposal. I mean,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: no one had turned it on. I don't know why
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: you had to dive over the counter in a way
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: that might break your back, but you did.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: But because she poured it down the sink. I don't
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: think they have a garbage disposal.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Do you know? Only one garbage disposal?
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: It's only one sink, and you can I don't know, dude,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: There's there's some trivia bit Trevor Wickie knows do Does
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: JD and Turkey have a garbage disposal? No? I was kidding,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: that's not on there. I kissed Sarah's booby when she's
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: when she's doing the burlesque thing. I'm just I wanted
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: to just, you know, circle it back around because we
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: did talk about her latching onto my nipple in the
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: previous podcast, and and I just wanted you to know
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: that I in this one. I returned. I did, I returned.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't do ariola, but I got a little side,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: little side boob kiss in there. You also made it
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: when you did your jump you made a little bit
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: of a JD injury noise, you did a little.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe Bill added that, I don't know.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: No, I think it's you. You were trying to jokingly
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: do a JD heard himself noise?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Was it that famous at that point? Had it gotten
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: to the point where it was pretty clear that every
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: time you fell, we were gonna make the I don't.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Know if, I don't know if it was ever discussed
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: like that. How about Ralphie? I think you had fun
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: hanging out with little Ralphie.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Little Ralphie cracked me up. Uh, cute kid. First of all,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: he's probably a man now.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: No, it's funny, dude, this is twenty years ago. The
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: kid's probably thirty.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Right, he's probably a grown ass man now, and it's
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: known as ralph I wonder if he's still acting. That's
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: the great question, you know what I mean. Like, for
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: a long time, people are like, what is the kid
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: from modern family Ralphie from Scrubs?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: No, it's not no really yea, oh no, well that
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: that kid is not nearly as old as Ralphie would be.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Let's say he's eight, he's twenty eight ish.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Those kids are all grown on modern pay.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: But he was all of them, I know, I know.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: I like it when you go first of all, when
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: you put your fingers in the hot coffee, that was funny, you.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Go hot, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: That was funny. And then I like when you're like,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: push the dukie out, Ralphie, push the dukie out.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: The kid eats a diamond engagement ring. How does that
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: not cut up fuck up your intestinal digestive system.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I imagine your digestive system can handle something that's smooth out.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: It's not like it was jagged edges.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I just feel like it would be dangerous to swallow
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: a diamond in a child's fresh, brand new digestive system.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Didn't Isn't that what happened in Blood Diamond? Didn't he
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: swallow that big ass diamond? And Blood Diamond with Leonardo
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: DiCaprio my favorite actor.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think I ever saw Blood Diamond? Should I
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: watch it?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Oh? It's a good one.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Oh you know what I was gonna do for you
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: because I'm going a little quarantine crazy, Like you know,
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: you guys feel this when you gotta like, all right,
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: new Quarantine chapter, I gotta shake some shit up, right,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: That's what the mustache is. I got my xbox. I'm
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: about to try Red Dead Dawn. What's yeah? Because hit Man?
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: You know, I killed everybody and I'm gonna try Hitman again,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: but I think I might try just being on the planes.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I don't want to hurt anybody.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, you're gonna You're gonna hurt some people.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I'm just like death Killed.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna play hit Man two and Red Dead Redemption,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: but one of my new you know, I'm just trying
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: some new chapter things. I was gonna watch something I've
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: never watched that you're very passionate that I watch, and
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: that is the Lord of the Rings series. I've never
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: watched all three of them, all the listeners, all three
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: of them look like they're having a heart attack. All
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: three of them look like Fred Sandford, And in some
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: ways I'm coming.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I have so many questions. Okay, are you doing the
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: extended director's cuts or.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Think should look here's the thing, here's the thing.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: What do you all recommend?
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: How do I do about like this?
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be like not ten hours of my life? Right?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, this is what I've learned about that
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: it's not necessarily the action that he gets stoked about.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: If the story doesn't move he gets very, very bored.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: So it's not it's not like he needs a bunch
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: of action and fighting and stuff like that. He just
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: wants the fucking story to move along. Don't fucking take two.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Here's what I have no interest in, and this is
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: controversial for most of the country. I like character development,
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I like dialogue. I like set pieces and beautiful sets
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: and cool cinematography. I get very bored when two supernatural
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: beings are fighting.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, the.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Ultimate, the ultimate example for this condition I have is Transformers.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Let me just articulate Myransformer movie.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Let me just articulate my point.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Except for transform with the movie the cartoon.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Watch two our hunks of metal fighting and like crashing
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: taxi cabs, I couldn't give zero fus.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, those come on. Those movies sucked.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Come on, all right, But I love story, and I
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: know Lord of the Rings has great actors, and I
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: love cinematography. I know it's got that.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go for the extended cut. Yeah, you
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: should definitely go for the extended cut. Then, because there
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: are certain like Bormere, story kind of gets jumped over
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: in part two.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: If you don't have the extension.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Well, you're gritting your teeth. You're so excited.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you don't even know. Again, I watch
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: it like every year for many years.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I love Lord of the Rings.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: If it's on tn T, everything stops.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: You're watching Lord of the Rings.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Don't talk to me every day that we buy the
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: new one.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Should I try some jazz let us with it?
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Ah, it couldn't hurt, because then you're smoking with Gandalf
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: and that's always fine.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Right they smoked weed in the first movie.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, good. Whenever they have jazz Lettuce, I'm gonna
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: have some.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: They have some good.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: It's the finest, the finest weed in the shire.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: All right, let's get back to this Ralphie. So Ralphie,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: wasn't there a thing? Donald? I remember in the blooper
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: reel around nine to eleven when Ralphie's dag drags him
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: out that the kid nailed the door.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: I feel like I remember that. If you're if you're
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: so inclined, you could go look at the season two
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: blooper reel. But I think that that moment when Ralphie's
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: dad is aggressively pulling him out of the lobby. I
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: think the kid lost his pounds and nailed the door.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: He was fine, not laughing at a hurt child, but
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: it did look like it hurt. We probably could have
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: won America's Funniest Home Videos.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I would have loved that one hundred thousand
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: dollars in my pocket.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Nine fifty five, when Cox goes g D COLN O
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: B g y N, prep the nick you and then
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: it cuts to me and I just keep writing in
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: a chart. I'm like, what the fuck am I doing?
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Like this woman's about to fucking die?
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Here's what Here's what I don't understand now.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Clearly what happened was the dad had another line to
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: me so I couldn't leave. But I really got annoyed
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: that Cox is like, call prep the nick you call
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: newbji O b g y N, and then you cut
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: to me and I just continue to proceed to write
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: in a chart, Like what am I writing in a chart?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I have the only problem I had with it is
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: why are they at this hospital?
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: And Cox is their doctor. Shouldn't she have had.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: A I think they always go to no that they've
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: come into a hospital. Local hospital with an emergency. We're
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: having a baby problem.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: But you would still call your you would still call
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: your I don't know, I mean.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Some of that, some of that's some of that's a
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: little lax here, dude. Remember in early episodes, Todd was
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: gonna do a fucking woman's breast augmentation.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Right right right, like a classic surgeon.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Some of that were some of the some of the
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: rules of that are a little bit thrown out, even
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: though the AMA says were the most accurate.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I did. I did like the fact that Cox and
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: JD were looking at themselves in this married couple that
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: was about to have a baby. I thought that was
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: very funny. The lady who was about to deliver his
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Cox and.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that kid was That kid was clearly cast to
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: be JD ESQ right.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I agree?
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Now, Yes, what's the matter dude? My back, I've never
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: seen this. Maybe, why didn't you get a Why didn't
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: you get a nice chair for yourself?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Because I have to bring it all the way up
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: to the closet.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: This is forty six, guys, I wish you could see
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: him forty six. I wish you could see him. He's lying.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: You like I look like job at a hut. I know,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I know, yes, you look like hut.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you need you need like uh, you need like
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: you need a little chained uh land.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Next I need Selatious Crumb, and then I need a
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: chained Uh.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Is that the guy with the snake thing around his neck?
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: No, that's that's a bit for Tuna.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I need somebody, my god, you know everybody's names.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: I need. That's the parrot. That's Silatious Crumb, Silatious Crumb.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: No, but I think I had the action figure of
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: the snake neck guy for Tuna. Yeah.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Great character is that it's Jaba no bog.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Is that m Is that a job as like a
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: side side piece henchman?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: No, that's his freaking uh that's his uh interpreter.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: No.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Three P is the interpreter. He's the not the pet.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Silatious Crumb is the pet. He's more like, uh, you know,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: he's the dude the job as assistant. That's who he is.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: That's who who Slicius Crumb would be.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean he's he's like his what's the name
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: of Puffy's guy with the umbrella.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Right like Farnsworth Bentley by.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Whatever habit of farns with Bentley. Is he doing that
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: for other people? Now?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: No? Man, you know just the same. Listen, man, people
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: come to Hollywood or people become famous. Fawnsworth Bentley is
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: him and Casey Cobb are the two most famous assistants
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: in the history of being assistant. And Farnsworth went on
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: to I mean he stole the spotlight from Puff when
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: he was around. You know what I mean? Like, what was.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Special about Farnsworth Bentley? I just remember the end he
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: had to hold Puffy's umbrella.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: So much charisma. That man has so much charisma.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Are you friends with him?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I've run into him a couple of times.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: I wonder what he does though for a living these days.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know he's a musician.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: I think he's doing like studio stuff behind the scenes.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Well we should place some of Farnsworth Bentley's on the podcast. Yeah.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I was thinking Joelle, by the way, speaking about the
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: music conundrum that we're facing, I was thinking two things. One,
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: I could send you a list of like twenty songs,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: and then you could go through iHeart to go through
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: the people and say, hey, do the guys have the
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: permission to play these songs? And I won't pick like
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: you know the Stones or like Drake. I'll pick like
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: you know, smaller acts.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Speaking of music, by the way, there's been a lot
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: of demand for my fire workout playlist, which I have
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: now published on Spotify.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Donald, Yeah nice.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Now, I've never made a playlist public on Spotify, but
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: today during my downtime, I figured out how to do it.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: And if you're listening since there's been clamoring, literal clamoring
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: from my fire Workout playlist, now don't listen to this
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: if you're looking for what Donald likes to and you
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: want to hear Wu Tang and Drake and ever. Okay,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: this is if you want to hear some girl Popever.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: It's under on Spotify. It's under Zach Braff's workout playlist,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: and I'm very excited to see how many listens and
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: plays it gets.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: At Zach Brash's playlist on Zach Blash, Zach Bras's playlist.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Workout, Zach Brat's Workout playlist.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, is it like uh Michelle Branches she on her?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Did she make it?
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Tobby? You think I'm gonna you think I'm going to
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: do a workout playlist without everywhere come on, bro.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Who's the other one that had the the the dope
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: song back in the day that was in White, White
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: White Girls. Is at the making my way down to
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: if I Could Fall into the sky?
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Do you think listen pass me by? Because you know
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: I walk a thousand my just see, that's not a
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: great workout song. So I didn't do that anyway. If
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: you guys like this, I'll keep making them for those
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: of you who like like me, like working out to
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: to pop.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Do you think Michelle Branch got mad when Vanessa Carlton
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: came out and was like, Yo, you're trying to take
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: my lane. You're trying to take my lane. I had
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: this ship first girl.
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: Jewel.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: By the way, Alicia Silverstone texted me and Donald because
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: she listened to the podcast where we talk.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Called it yea, so people, this could happen. This might happen.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: It's a slow play. You know, when you're courting someone
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: and it's a slow play, you can't be too come
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: on so strong.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: She called us very silly. She said I was wrong.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: She was sixteen when she did Yes.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: She said uh video. She said that she was sixteen
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: when she did her first Aerosmith video by the way.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: So she also said she doesn't recall you being obsessed
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: with her. She said, you never mentioned once that's you're obsessed.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: I think I've told her in working with her that
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: I had a huge crush on her. Okay, should we
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: bring in the fan? Is the fan break back?
• 46:11
  Speaker 8: We'll be right back. Hi, I love man.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: You got the beard like and you got breaking up
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Ghostbusters outfit in the back of you.
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, my quarantine beard, and then I'm joining
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: up with the Massachusetts Ghostbusters to do charity when all
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: this quarantine stuff goes away.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Have you ever buy a.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: I wish I could, But.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Wait a second, I have a question. So you what
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: do you do when you dress up in this Ghostbuster's outfit?
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: You do volunteering, you said, of some kind.
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: So personally I've done nothing yet other than take my
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: nephew trick or treating. But right before the quarantine happened,
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: I was going to join up with the Massachusetts Ghostbusters
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: and do like conventions and parades and different things to
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: raise money for charity.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: And then quarantine happened.
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: But once it's all over, I'm going to go back
• 47:12
  Speaker 7: and join up with them.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Gods the Earth for the most wonderful people.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I just don't understand. Are you
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: sure he'll want to go back and volunteer for your community?
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Why would he not want to volunteer for his community.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: But he's got a baby on the way.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: No he doesn't.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Oh what hang on? What'd you decide?
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Does he have a baby?
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Don't you have a baby on the way?
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: I don't think he knows yet, Daland I know he doesn't.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I wanted to tell him you did. You did fucking soon.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: I was going to drag it out longer.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: You know, I couldn't.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Fast. Okay, So I have some questions.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Now, Rachel Rachel Rachel wanted us to tell you that
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: you're having.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Gentle Sure Rachel and the baby. Oh they're kissing, guys,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: they're so happy.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: And Rachel Rachel has produced the pregnancy tests. Oh my god,
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited. Did you know this?
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: So I knew about ten minutes ago that this was happening.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: This track. But that's what.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I just do you, guys, I'm I'm so.
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: We're going on to talk with the doctors.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy for you, and I don't want to
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: up stage. I want to talk about this, But Donald,
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? We were like one minute in and
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: you fucking didn't You couldn't drag it out a little
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: bit longer.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: No, I couldn't.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: I want we could have been like, oh, do you
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: want to have kids one day? You fucking dick by that.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I couldn't. I couldn't.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Don't curse in front of the baby. I'm sorry.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I couldn't. Wait. I'm very excited because I know they
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: have questions, But now he has even more questions. Yeah,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I said so much more.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Congratulations you were going to be a father and we
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: knew about it before you That's insane.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: Now all my questions are changing.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get into him. What questions do you have?
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: Well, I think question number one and sorry Zach, but
• 49:17
  Speaker 7: this is for Donald. You know from this podcast I
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: heard you have like eighty five kids.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: What do I do?
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he does. He's ninety seven children, not eighty five.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Not eighty five, Come on, man, fifteen four. The thing
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: is shoot, well, you know.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Well, you a Donald, you always say that. Just the
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: first year, you got to be very supportive. There's the
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: woman has to run the show, right.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Well, there's not much you can do the first year.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be one hundred percent honest. Right now.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: You can't do much for her other than support, and
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: you need to be one hundred percent supportive. And you
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: know have make dinners back. Yeah, that's right, make dinners feet,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: rubbing back, rubber feet. You know.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Uh, I can say say you look beautiful darling.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: All the time.
• 50:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and uh.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: You're a very cute couple of it. That's going to
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: be an adorable child.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, thank you.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: I'm still completely blown away.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: No, I know, I know a little something.
• 50:18
  Speaker 9: I know nobody else can see it, but maybe you
• 50:19
  Speaker 9: guys can describe it. I know Donald has been having
• 50:22
  Speaker 9: a rough time with his Instagram followers, so I made
• 50:27
  Speaker 9: an account the other day.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Nice. Oh my god, I'm a fan.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's amazing.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: Instagram.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: It's a onesie you guys, and it says youngest Instagram follower.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: If this doesn't give me followers, I don't know what will.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: I hope it not. By the way, these people.
• 50:53
  Speaker 9: Like twelve billion at one point, but I can give
• 50:56
  Speaker 9: you the youngest one.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: And I appreciate that that is adorable.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: So you guys seem just from looking around your background
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: that you're very into Batman maybe, uh.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: Kind of.
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm definitely a Batman fan, but this is just
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: a weird corner of my office.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: I'm all over Marvel Ghostbusters whatever.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Marvel DC Ghostbusters stars.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Who's your favorite who's your Oh no, no, no, don't go there, please,
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: who is your who's your favorite Batman? Who ever played
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: him in a film?
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's a really good question for me.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Well, no one did ask.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: Specific Are we talking specifically live action?
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, specifically live action and not Adam West, just films.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: And because Conroy is dope, you're right about that? Is
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: that who you're gonna exactly?
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: Conroy is where I was going.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: I would have gone with Adam West, but we're talking
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: about just feature films.
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: So I think I'm gonna have to do something that
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: everyone's going to disagree with. But Ben Affleck, mainly because
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: I really enjoyed how they they did the combat and
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: got some you know, comic accurate scenes like Dark Knight
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: Return stuff.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I say, I say, uh, I say,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Affleck is one of the better Batman's my favorite Batman
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: for me?
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Heaton's a good one.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: And it's not that I take that back. It's not
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: that he's a good Batman. He was the best Bruce
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Wayne out.
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: Of their Absolutely, I'll definitely give you that. But I
• 52:25
  Speaker 7: can't get past the fact that at the beginning of
• 52:27
  Speaker 7: those movies, the first one is a bunch of random
• 52:30
  Speaker 7: purse robbers on the top of skyscrapers for some reason.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Why why are they on the side?
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: Batman just shows up, lifts his cape, and slowly walks
• 52:38
  Speaker 7: forward until he gets shot.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: It's weird, right, that's now, you guys are why are
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: you guys? You're both skipping like the the artiste of
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: our time, Chris Nolan.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Well, hey, Christian Battle was a good Batman, great Batman.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: I argue that those are more like villain movies.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because Batman is not the star of those movies.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: It's who he fights in those movies, That's exactly.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: And you know my favorite line, and.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: This is what I couldn't get past.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Rael, Rael.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: He has all that money and you can't buy a
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: voice changer.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: What it's because the city?
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Oh god, my favorite line from my favorite line.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: What's your favorite line?
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: My favorite line is what didn't make the film? It
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: was behind the scenes moment. Do you want me to
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: tear down your lights. That's not Batman, that's Terminator. But
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: it wasn't that was Terminator. I was Christian Bale and Terminator.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: He's in one of the Terminators. It plays John Connor
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: and one of the Terminators. Talk Aboutian Bail. You we
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: are talking about two movies with fucked up timelines. Wait
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: timelines of these movies, wait a second? Special man are
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: like so fucked.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: When Christian Bale screamed at the cinematographer that wasn't Batman, No,
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: it was a terminator.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: He was pissed off because he's doing a scene with
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: the Terminator at the time.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Right, and the DP kept changing his lights in his
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: eye line, and he screamed down the DP was you
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: over to.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Your law you know? The DP was like, dude, we're
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: making a Terminator.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, where where do you live? By the way, So I'm.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: In Massachusetts Weston?
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Oh no, okay, this is so exciting. I'm I are you?
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Are you?
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Is your mind blown that you're having a child? How
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: how far along are we are?
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: We?
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: I'm assuming not very I got a kid frothing O.
• 54:41
  Speaker 9: It's pretty early. It's about five weeks actually. When I
• 54:44
  Speaker 9: was going with back and forth with Joel. She originally
• 54:48
  Speaker 9: we were going to do this a little earlier, and
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: she was like, can we postponer? And it's like, actually,
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: I started freaking out. I was going way too public,
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: way too early.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought most people would wait like three months.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, but maybe your friends don't listen to this,
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: so they won't know. They won't know we have a.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: Few So there, I'm gonna get something we have to
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: talk to before.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, I would definitely tell you your friends that listen
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: to the podcast, definitely.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah. In fact, are you recording this? I hope you are.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: If you're not, we'll get you a copy or we'll try.
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: Thank you awesome. Uh yeah, So, I mean, I am
• 55:20
  Speaker 7: very excited. It has been obviously a crazy, terrible year
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: for everyone personally, that has been a really rough year
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: for me. Right the day that the whole state shutdown
• 55:32
  Speaker 7: and the country pretty much shut down was the day
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: my mom passed away, So it's been kind of rough.
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: But h but this is a nice good news story
• 55:41
  Speaker 7: for my family.
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: So I'm really excited.
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: In fact, I made my wife cry right before we
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: got on here, because when she told me we were
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: getting on I looked at the episode that just dropped
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: today and I did the math, and I was like,
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: wait a minute, is this my philosophy? Because that she
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: just happened to be something I was watching right before
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: my mom passed. So the whole musical number at the
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: end has been stuck in my mind for the last
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: six months or four months, or however long it's been.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I cried like a baby in this episode for
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: the first time ever. You know, I've this is one
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: episode I remembered. I do remember filming this episode and
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I remembered, Uh, I remembered. I remembered. I've watched this
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: episode a couple of times, but this was the first
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: time that I, you know, because of everything that we're
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: dealing with right now, I cried like a baby.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: My god, it's so powerful.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I actually think Chris has been a long time
• 56:32
  Speaker 9: fan and he's brought me along for the ride, and
• 56:36
  Speaker 9: I I believe it was this episode that when I
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: first started watching, I had to stop for a little
• 56:42
  Speaker 9: bit because it just.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Gutted me.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Well. I was thinking we should play Waiting for My
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Real Life to Begin by Colin Hay to end this
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: episode of the podcast. Is that idea that would be
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: awesome because Colin Hay is a friend of us and
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: a friend of the show, and I'm sure he wouldn't
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: mind at all if we If we when when we
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: do wrap this one up, to go into it because
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: it I mean, if you haven't heard his rendition of
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: the song, you know, in this episode, we've turned into
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: a it's beautifully arranged but but we've turned into a
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: bit of a musical number. But it's it's a it's
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: just a song with Colin Hay sings alone on the guitar,
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: and it's a it's a really special song.
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: You guys turned to be into a Colin Hey fan.
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: After my overkill, I went to deep dive on his music.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: You know what he ever it comes by the way
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: he when when the world opens back up and he tours,
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're gonna have a baby now, damned a
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: hands full. But let's say somebody wants to babysit for
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: you guys, you gotta go see him live. He it's
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: he's always plays small venues and it's just usually just
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: him and a guitar, and he he's hilarious, so he'll
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: do he'll he'll just be you know, like most these musicians,
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: if you go see them in like a small venue,
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: they they tell a little anecdote and then they're strumming their
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: guitar and then they go into the song. This guy
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: will do like stand up like hilarious jokes as he's
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: just sitting there strumming, and then he'll go into a song.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: And it's It's really great wherever you are and you're
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: listening to this if keep an eye out for whenever
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Colin hay comes to town, because I promise you it's
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: a great show.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite Colin Hayes song?
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Fector Yes, oh gosh, I have a couple, but I
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: just don't think I'll get over over you is probably
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: my favorite. I drink black coffee every morning, Come come up.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Play That's far Away.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Far Away. When I'm done, I feel like talking.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: About you use less to say.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: That's like the worst breakup song. It's a great breakup
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: song because you're like it says so many things you
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: want to say to the person, like I miss you,
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: but do you miss me? And I like when he
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: goes don't want you to think, don't don't want you think.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: I don't get asked to dinner.
• 58:53
  Speaker 10: Because I'm here to say that I sometimes do.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Boom get a lettle no do do do do do?
• 59:02
  Speaker 10: But if I live till I can no longer climb
• 59:06
  Speaker 10: my stairs, I.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Just just don't think get over you.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: You got we serenaded your new baby.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: You know my favorite line that song is don't want
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: you thinking I'm unhappy? What is closer to the truth?
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: And then he says, if I live till I was
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: a hundred and I just don't think get over you
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: that one?
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Or should we play that one or the one on
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: the episode when we hear that episode, let's play because
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: that one, that one's too melancholic. I mean, they're both melancholic,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: but it's been a melancholic episode, so it's okay except
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: for birth and new beginnings and young You know, I
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: should name the baby Semba. I think, okay, it's exciting
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: insteads the Lion King reference.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: I know, but I was thinking more like Donald or.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: How funny would be this if this this, this couple
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: had a.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Baby named the Dash and I'd love It'd be the
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: best day of my life. It's a Nigerian name.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: Guys, guys, we've gone, We've gone very long. But but
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: do you have a question for us, uh, I might
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: be beyond baby.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: We both kind of set up a question. Do you
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: want to go first or.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 9: I guess my question for you guys is, I mean,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 9: given the state of the world right now and the
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 9: fact that this is based off of somebody who's working
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 9: the front lines, I don't know if this would be
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 9: for you or the But how do you guys think
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 9: your characters would have dealt with COVID?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, they would have jumped on it. I think j D,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Carla Elliott, doctor Cox, even Kelso, I think they would
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: have jumped on this. I think I think, uh, like
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: all of the you know, first responders out there right
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: now who are risking their lives and everything like that,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: I think JD and the and the gang would have
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: done the exact same thing. I think this is something
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: that they would have said, you know, let's answer the call.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: The hospital is going to answer this call. Sacred Heart's
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: going to answer the call. Let's let's make it happen.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, don't forget First and foremost, amidst all
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: the comedy, it was clear they were all really good doctors.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: So I think that, uh, you know, that was important
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: to the writers and that was important to JD, who
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: was the inspiration John Doris, who was the inspiration for
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: my character JD. So I think, uh yeah, I think
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: that they would. They would be all over it. You know,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: there was an episode where we quarantined, do you remember
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: with with with Tara Reid and she made quarantines. We
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: were all locked in the ICU.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: Somehow I feel like the janitor would be convinced trying
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: to convince you have COVID M.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, the janitor would definitely be up to his usual
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: highjinks like he was in this episode. He had a
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: pretty small part in this one, although I got ink
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: all over his uh his shirt because he.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Brought pin didn't match. Though the pin didn't match, you
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: gave him with sharpie and then at the end he
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: has a regular ringpin. Really yeah, okay Scrubs wiki. He
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: probably knows.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: It's not on Scrubs Wiki. And we don't want to
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: get him all riled up over something so small. We
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: can only Trevor don't don't say his name three times
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: where he had materialized like.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah, day and it's like he doesn't want to do it.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 9: I'm not gonna ask him anything. And now he's asking Trevor.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: WICKI things, that's that's too we gotta stop.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: I get anxious. I get anxious. I get anxious when
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: we talk about calling him.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: I think that's the third time he's gonna show up.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: He's here, he's here, he's in my house, Trevor, get out,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: all right? Do you answer another question?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, this one's kind of a more silly question. But
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: I remember when you guys had the call turk line,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: and I know it was a real number. Did you
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: guys ever mess with any fans that called in?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: It rang NonStop. Here's the thing about what was so
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: crazy about the call turk phone? So Bill, I guess
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: you know, I think it started with having a pet peeve.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: If you ever noticed in movies it's always five five five,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: you know that it has to be People don't want
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: to deal with a real number. It has to be
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: a fake number. And so Bill said, oh, let's just
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: make it. Let's just get the number. So it was
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: a cell phone, and it would sit in the production office,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: and the production office was the center of all of
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: our of our dressing rooms because you know, picture it,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: it's a hospital. All of our dressing rooms are hospital rooms.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: And what would be like the nurses station in the
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: middle of the ward was where a lot of the
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: production people would sit and the phone would just be
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: there and if it wasn't on silent, it would ring NonStop,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: like NonStop, and sometimes when you're just sitting around board,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: people would just pick it up. And we ended up
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: getting a map and with pins and we would because
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: people would call from all over the world and by
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: the time we were over it, I mean, the thing
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: was just covered. The map was covered in pins from
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: people from all over the world that would just call.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: And so to answer your question, yeah, we would just
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: talk to people. We'd and then they'd be like, Zach,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: we need you on set. I I gotta go. Here's
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Donald And we just put Donald on like we just handled.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: We would just hand around. People were so interested that
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: he'd talk to a pa. Donald be like I had
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: to go to here talk to one about pas and
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: like and like they would just like to talk to
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: anybody related to the show, do you remember that?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Which suck would be Sometimes you'd be like, hello, you
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: called Turk and they'd be like, Hey, is this real?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: It's real?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: It's who's this, it's it's it's Donald Fazon, I played Turk.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Is JD around? No, no, no, Ja, Zach's not around,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: he's on set right now. Okay, well is doctor Cox around?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: Like that's bullshit? We called.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: It was fun and then and then sometimes we would
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: turn it off because was like, okay, it was just
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: ringing NonStop, and then it would sit there like lying dormant,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: and then someone would turn it on and then would
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: just start right up again because of because the show
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: is globally popular and at any time if he turns
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: it on, it would be ringing right crazy. I don't
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: know what happened to that number? Was you try it?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: What was it? One hundred C al.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Town c A L like California Turk?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, are you guys trying now? I don't have
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: the phone, so you're not going to reach me, but
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: for all I know, one of our pas kept it.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: I'm already talking.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've already reached out. All right, we got to
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: go because we've gone so long. But congratulations, you guys
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: were very excited for you.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: I have a question for you guys before you leave. Absolutely,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Zach and I were talking about this. We know that
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: the episode we talk about the episodes and everything like that.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: And sometimes there's episodes of fake Doctors, Real Friends where
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: we talk about the episode just a little bit and
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: we digress. How do you guys feel about that? As
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: listeners to our show?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: So I'm gonna be honest with you. I've seen every
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: episode probably ten fifteen times. I don't need to have
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 7: you guys tell me what's on the episode. I've seen it.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: I enjoy listening to you guys just tuck and when
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 7: you get to some of the behind the scenes stuff,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: that's cool.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: But it's also just fun listening to you guys talk.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it, Like you guys.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 9: Have the kind of friendship that I think we have
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 9: with our friends, and it's just like kind of hanging
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 9: out with a couple of friends and I'm like, yeah,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 9: I don't know how we're talking about bubble gum, but
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 9: I'm loving.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: It, Like, yeah, well, I think that's what we want
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: to I think that's what we have a few naysayers,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: and Donald and I are the kind of people. First
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: of all, I got to get off Twitter because it's
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: one of this quarantine has made me read this shit
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: too much. And most people are nice, don't get me wrong,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: but that's not what we do. When you're in the
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: public eye and people write shit at you, you see
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: the nice things and you think you thinking, and then
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: someone writes something and it just sticks in your head.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: And then so some of the couple of Donald and
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: I both had people like you might want to talk
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: about the episode more, and I'm like, well, this is
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: really going three thousand times better than we ever thought
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: it was going to, and more people are listening than
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: we ever thought we're going to. Should we start fucking
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: up what's working? Because we want we want to go
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: through the episode and point out what we thought was funny.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: But unlike the other people that do this, I think
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: the office ladies who are killing it obviously, but they
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: go a little bit more meticulously through the episode. I
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: don't think that would Interestyle the night so much. I
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: think we probably get bored doing that.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and if you're a real fan, you know what's happening,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: so like, just enjoy the ride.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Should I start with these Marvel movies, the ones
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen? Or should I start with Lord of
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: the Rings? Because I was gonna start I've never seen
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: a Lord of the Rings film, and these guys were
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: saying I should start there.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 7: Now, Okay, go Marvel. My dad's a huge lot of
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 7: the Rings fan, and they are great movies. I enjoyed them,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 7: But go Marvel.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: But we're definitely a Marvel fan.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: This is what I'm knowing him, knowing Okay, this is
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say, guys. Knowing him, I would say,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: go Lord of the Rings because for him watching fights
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: like he in Game or uh I take that back
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Infinity War, he'll be bored because there's nothing but fighting
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: the whole movie. You know what I mean.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: I get more invested when there's really good character development,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: and then I'm invested and I go like, like I mean,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: just to take a movie like Rocky, It's like, I'm
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: so invested in these human beings I could watch them fight.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: But when it's like get back here, Decepticon, I don't
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: give a fuck.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: So look, here's the thing about the Marvel movies that
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you guys will agree with me on Daniel
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: and Joell as well. There's so many of them that
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: they've developed these characters so well that by the time
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: you get to Infinity War and Endgame, you're so invested.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Unlike unlike Lord of the Rings where they develop the
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: characters right in front of you as you watch. Okay,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: go ahead, Dan say something, go ahead, nothing.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: I just think I just think there is there are
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: emotional moments in both movies, yes, but there is one
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: emotional moment. I would say three. But near the end
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: of Return of the King, there's one emotional moment that
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: strikes me harder than any Marvel movie ever. Will I'm
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: just gonna throw that out there.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Is that when she goes and don't spoiler, bro, don't spoiler.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 7: I can.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: I can say the line without its spoiling. Okay, I'm
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: gonna be.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: You're ruining this movie spoil anything.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: There's no way the way I'm gonna say. You're gonna
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: get to a point where some character says.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: I am the Lord of the Rings. It is I
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: the Lord of the Rings, and everyone goes.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: You get to appoint the movie where someone says you
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: bow to know man, and my explodes with well, I
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: don't need to watch it. I mean, the thing is,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: you're you're not even gonna know when it's coming. You
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: won't even know, and then it'll happen and you're just
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: gonna know.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: What I'm gonna know when you know what you know
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: when I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry when when when
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: someone goes I am the lord of the rings. We
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: gotta go.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 9: This shows four hours off like dropping, just watching the
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 9: last episode of Breaking Mad.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Listen, you guys, say what you want to say. That's
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: a good fucking episode.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: I can't even talk about it. All right, you guys,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: you're so fun. I imagine if we lived in the
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: same city and the Apocalypse wasn't happening, we'd all be friends.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: But it's uh, you seem like very nice people. Congratulations
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: on gratulations on your young one. And be safe, stay
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: healthy and uh and and and give us a follow up.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Let you well know when send us a picture when
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: when you want to have the baby?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: Okay, definitely have to put her in that one day.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: And thank you for continually just changing my life with things.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: We got more on the way for you. Just you wait,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: we got more on the way for you.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Be well.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for you to put on your Ghostbuster's outfit.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. Thank you, guys.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: Thank you have a good one.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: Oh. I like that.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: I told you, man, I told you. It's not.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: You fucked the whole thing up, though, dude, I really up. Really,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: you'd be the worst game show host ever.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I am a game show host. Fuck you.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Well, that one probably sucks because you didn't tease anything.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Fuck you.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: You got to tease it out.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: You don't sure you want to do community service? You
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: got a kid on the way.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: I was you have to do some edging.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I thought it was great. I thought it was a
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: great I thought it was a great interview. I thought
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: they did great. I thought they were genuinely.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: No, it ended up being great. Just you. You got
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: excited because you wanted to be the one to tell
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: them and so you had. Yeah, but I would have
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: played it out a little bit so one day.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Whatever. Anyway, let's get back to the episode.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've gone, so we've done one thirty eight. But
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: let's just continue a little.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, So let's there was one thing that I noticed
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: that happened in this episode that I thought was very funny,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: and that was the candid camera gag.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Why is the guy under the bed? That's so funny.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's ridiculous, right, because you're not supposed to see
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: what a camera is.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's not getting any shot from under the bed.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: How about when you not when you when you go
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: and uh, well, first of all, I laughed out loud.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: When when when when Ted Lawyer goes, I feel like
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: I'd be more productive if my phone dialed out. Samy
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: had some great lines on this.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Or when he goes where did she get that idea?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: And Sam goes, He goes, Ted, what are you trying
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: to do? He's just I'm trying to whistle. You don't
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: think that it was me? Or then when need him
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: to kiss at the end and he catches it. Yeah,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: it turns around and Sam puts in his pocket to
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: save it.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: When when when you bang on the cabs it catch
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: Judy the lady thought you were trying to rob her.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: She goes, just take it. She puts the freaking purse
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: out the window. Just take it.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: That was funny. How about Judy telling you she needs
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: to think and Carla telling you she needs to think.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: That's the most fucked up answer you can ever get
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: to a wedding robosal. I know, and yet I think
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: by the time most people propose, I mean, I would
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: think by the time I dropped the question, I'd be
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: ninety nine point nine ninety nine. Sure, I'm gonna get
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: a yes. I'm not gonna I'm not leaving any wiggle room.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Well, I think a lot of people do think they're
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: gonna get the yes, and when they get the know,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: it's you know what sucks is that, you know, when
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: you get the know and they keep the ring.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: That happens.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: No, listen, man, do you know people keep.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: An engagement ring and then don't get married. That's fucked though.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the same time. It happens all the time.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: You gotta get the ring back, ladies, we.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Can't be engaged in the more. Okay, well I'm gonna
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: need that ring, ladies.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Notice was a gift ladies, and Dan, please get.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about it? Here we go, We
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: got a lady on.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: The line, right, all right, Well, let's hear Joel's two cents.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: If someone's giving me jewelry, I'm keeping it. Like, I
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: don't understand. I don't believe in curse, Like you have
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: to really intentionally put a curse on a ring for
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: me to be like, oh.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Joell. If someone gave you an engagement
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: ring and you turn them down, you'd keep the ring.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: How close are we.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Stop?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: That's fucked up to Damn Dan, prepare the more you
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: know sound effects, because I have a public service announcement.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: Guys, if a prospective suitor gives you an engagement ring
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: and you turn them down, give them back the fucking ring.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: Speaking of you singing, you have a beautiful voice. At
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: the end of this episode, Yeah.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: We sing a Colin Hay song at the end of
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: the day.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: I know, I forgot that it was everybody At first,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: I thought I knew that she sang Jill Tracy.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: That's Tim Hobert's wife, right.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, Donald, that is Jill Tracy playing Elaine. And she
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: is one of our writer's very talented wives. He is
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: an actress and a singer, and she did such a
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: little bit of trivia for you. Jill Tracy is the
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: name of who on the show.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Well, if you know the show Scrubs, you'll know that
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: that's the name of Nicole Sullivan's characters in seasons one, three,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: and five.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Also, Kit Pongetti, who plays doctor Mitchell, the doctor who's
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: beside Kelso in the singing number, went on to play
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: Lady in season seven and eight.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, goes on to marry the janitor.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, and death has an appearance here Winston Randall Renson
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: and he kills Ernie.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: The old man, older doctor that he kills is one
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: of our head stunt guys, stunt coordinators, Ernie. So yeah,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: this musical number is beautiful and it was very theatrical,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: and I remember thinking at the time, this is so beautiful,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: but will it work? I mean, it's such a weird
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: It was so theatrical and such a different turn. But
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: here we are talking about how we cried and got goosebumps,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: So twenty years later it still works.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Well, it works. Okay, there's another reason why I got
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: goosebumps when I and I cried when I was watching
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: this because when we were shooting this episode and we
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: got to this point in the where we're all together
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: at the end, and she goes on a clear day
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: when I can see, and then we go into the harmonies,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: I remember saying to everybody because we're lip syncing this,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, everybody sing off key, and uh, the
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: first person to sing off key is Sam Lloyd. And
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: so it goes on a clear day when I can see,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: and then Sam goes see, right, see whatever, and they
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: goes see it, and then we all go. So you'll
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: go on a clear day when I can see, and
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: then Sam will go see on purpose because we're all
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: singing off key. You the audience can't tell.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: But when we're doing that, because it was.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: It was already we were lip syncing, so it didn't matter.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Whatever we saying didn't matter. And so Sam does that
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: and if you watch, you can see me kind of
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: start to lose it in the in the in the
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: shot and it was just one of those moments which it's.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: A good time for some wackiness.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: I did, well, you know, did listen. We're dealing with
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: such serious stuff at the time. I wanted to, you know,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: may alleviate the pressure.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you did. You alleviated that shit.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: And it just, you know, when I look back at
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: it now, it was like, wow, Sam. Sam was always
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: game to have fun in that realm, you know what
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, And when he did that, it so for me,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: going back to that moment, it was a it's a
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: moment that I that on one I'll never forget because
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: when it happened, I couldn't stop laughing. It was my
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: idea to do it as a gag for the real
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: but it turned out to be so freaking funny at
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: the time that like, you can see me almost break
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: if you watch it, and.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: Uh, I'm gonna go back and look for that Donald.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: And and uh it's all because of and and it's
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: pretty much because Sam Lloyd. Sam's the one that sets
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: it off too. If you look at it and who's
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: in the scene, it's Sam, It's Uh, it's Neil, it's
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Ken myself. Yeah, but we're all we're all freaking It
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: was so amazing to me. We all sang off key
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: at that moment. I wonder, I wonder if any of
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: the other actors and actresses remember that. It's It's something
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: that I'll always hold dear because Sam was the first
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: one to set it off, and it always made me,
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