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FULL SHOW: Murder Moths · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: Head to Chemist's Warehouse and save more money every year
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  Speaker 1: on your regular.
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  Speaker 2: Medication with discounted prescriptions in every.
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  Speaker 3: Store every day.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, good morning. It's Mikey, Amy, Gerard.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Amy.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Back for another week. How was your weekend?
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  Speaker 3: It was actually great. pretty wholesome i actually brought my
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  Speaker 3: kids in to the studio on.
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  Speaker 2: Saturday why would you come to work on saturday for
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  Speaker 2: no reason.
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  Speaker 1: We went into brangaroo because they have this grazing um
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  Speaker 1: fest on i don't know it raising yeah so if
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  Speaker 1: you love all the restaurants along brangaroo they um do
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  Speaker 1: this festival this food festival once a year and they
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  Speaker 1: all bring stalls out out the front of their restaurants
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  Speaker 1: and you can go around sampling everything for free no
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  Speaker 1: you obviously have to pay oh Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But it's all.
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  Speaker 1: Along Barangaroo Avenue, and then they've got this big, like,
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  Speaker 1: kind of open beer garden where you can go and
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  Speaker 1: get cocktails or beers and stuff. It's a really good,
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  Speaker 1: fun day out. Anyway, we wanted to do something nice
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  Speaker 1: with the kids, and I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like the kids would enjoy that at all,
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  Speaker 2: by the way.
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  Speaker 3: It's just food. No, they loved it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, they did?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: There's lots of good stuff for the kids.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Plus.
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  Speaker 3: You remember I took my kids on the train in
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  Speaker 3: school holidays?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they like a train.
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  Speaker 3: That's like an excursion for them. So I took them
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  Speaker 3: to the metro.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But before that, I brought them in here.
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  Speaker 2: Did you park your car here and use the metro? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I did. Gotcha.
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  Speaker 1: DB, our boss, was like, did you use your parking
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  Speaker 1: on Saturday?
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  Speaker 2: On the weekend?
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  Speaker 3: And I said, yeah, you bet your ass I did.
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  Speaker 2: Why is that a problem? If no one's using it
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  Speaker 2: on the weekend, why does it matter?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it was a problem, but he definitely
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  Speaker 3: asked anyway.
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  Speaker 2: How did he know?
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  Speaker 3: Because I put a story up. So I basically.
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  Speaker 2: Brought- I thought he was tracking you. He saw the
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  Speaker 2: CCTV that Amy pulled a car in on a weekend.
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  Speaker 1: No, I brought the kids up here because you're not
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  Speaker 1: on socials. So I brought the kids up here because
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  Speaker 1: I wanted, obviously, I've taken Bobby and Charlie into my
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  Speaker 1: work when I used to do Saturday mornings.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: But Kobe, my youngest, had never seen. So, you know, like,
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  Speaker 1: did you ever go to work with your mum and dad?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I used to love playing with a photocopier.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That was my thing.
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  Speaker 1: I just brought them up and it was like so
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  Speaker 1: exciting for Kobe and they all came up here and
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  Speaker 1: they sat and all the things.
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  Speaker 2: They liked it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I was like, say keep it kiss.
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  Speaker 3: A bit of social content.
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  Speaker 2: For the team. And then off to Brangaroo to try
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  Speaker 2: food and cocktails.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: And there was like games and stuff for the kids
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  Speaker 1: and it was a nice day on Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I didn't even know that thing was on. I
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  Speaker 2: love that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's finished now.
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  Speaker 2: And it wasn't free, just to make it clear.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it was free to turn up, but the food
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  Speaker 3: wasn't free, no.
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  Speaker 2: But it's not like what you'd usually pay at one
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  Speaker 2: of those brangaroo restaurants.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: Cool.
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  Speaker 1: All different, like, obviously savoury foods and then loads of
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  Speaker 1: different desserts.
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  Speaker 3: There's like a whole dessert walkway, all different.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's delicious.
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  Speaker 2: Did you get lit?
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't because I was driving, but I got
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  Speaker 1: heavily stuffed.
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  Speaker 2: With food, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: With food, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Did Ryan get lit?
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 1: We both weren't planning on getting lit. Just one or
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  Speaker 1: two drinks, that was it for us.
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  Speaker 2: How does that go with who has to drive?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think we were both on the same page.
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  Speaker 1: We had our three children with us.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get pissed around the kids.
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  Speaker 3: We do that at home.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What did you do?
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  Speaker 2: A chilled weekend. I just hung out with my girlfriend
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  Speaker 2: who came back from Bali.
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  Speaker 3: Did you pick her up?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 3: What time was it?
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  Speaker 2: It was about 10 o'clock on a Friday night.
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  Speaker 1: You know, on Friday night, I was fast asleep at
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  Speaker 1: quarter past eight.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to. Now, tell me, because she said, oh,
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  Speaker 2: my flight gets in at this time. She goes, I
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  Speaker 2: could just get an Uber.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, nah. That's a test.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. I had to pick her up.
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  Speaker 3: And you passed.
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  Speaker 4: I did.
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  Speaker 2: I passed with flying colours.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, that's good. And how's your cat? Because I
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  Speaker 3: know she's unwell.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got her back home. She's eating and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: so doing better. But the annoying thing is I have
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  Speaker 2: to give her three medications. And anyone that has any
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  Speaker 2: animal knows what it's like giving a medication.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, hang on. Even children?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. If your child is medication adverse, it's like.
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  Speaker 3: It feels like you're torturing them.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to get Panadol into them. They've got a fever
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  Speaker 1: and all you have to do is, this is going
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  Speaker 1: to help you.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I keep saying to her. And you can
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  Speaker 2: see I've got scratches on me and shit. I think
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  Speaker 2: cats are harder than dogs. Dogs will spit it out.
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  Speaker 2: The cat I've got to grab, she hides. I've got
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  Speaker 2: to open her mouth. I started putting it in a treat.
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  Speaker 2: You're a dog lover. You'd know this one, Sean. And
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  Speaker 2: the first day she ate the treat, now she's cotton
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  Speaker 2: on to the fact that the treat has medicine in it.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't want to.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't work, eh? So you've just got to open
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  Speaker 2: their mouth and chuck it in and close their mouth
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  Speaker 2: and make sure they've swallowed it, they haven't spat it out.
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  Speaker 2: It's a complete pain.
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  Speaker 10: My dog is massive, and I have to, when I
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  Speaker 10: give it medication, I have to open his jaw and
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  Speaker 10: stuff it down his throat.
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  Speaker 4: It's horrifying.
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  Speaker 2: It is, yeah, but you've got to do it.
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  Speaker 4: And you're right.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, I'm trying to make you better.
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  Speaker 3: You're literally just trying to help them, but they don't
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  Speaker 3: get it.
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  Speaker 2: What are you wearing, by the way, mate? What jersey
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  Speaker 2: is that? It looks like it is.
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  Speaker 10: There's been a talk around the office this morning. It's
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  Speaker 10: like a soccer jersey. It's got black and red stripes,
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  Speaker 10: but it's actually not a soccer team.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, what is it?
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  Speaker 4: It's my mate's tattoo business.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, give it a plug there.
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  Speaker 4: Buscombe Tattoo there in Gosford.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like the goalkeeper jersey of a Tokyo... Some
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  Speaker 1: sort of soccer team, that's what I thought.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, he just gave it to me.
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  Speaker 3: What's the writing? Do you know what that means?
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  Speaker 4: No idea, it's Japanese.
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  Speaker 2: You're a good mate. I wouldn't wear my mate's business shirt.
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't wear his business shirt, but I also
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't wear his.
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  Speaker 3: It's anything shirt.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, anything.
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  Speaker 2: Shirt, yeah. Well, you were just talking about peptides in
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  Speaker 2: our news there. Are you hitting them up, Sean?
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  Speaker 4: No, I probably should. I'm pretty scrawny. There's been a
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  Speaker 4: surge in hospital visits. The link to the black market ones.
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  Speaker 10: New South Wales Health claims more than 1,000 patients have
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  Speaker 10: been hospitalized due to dodgy products.
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  Speaker 1: Aren't they all black market? Because they're not FDA approved
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  Speaker 1: in Australia.
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  Speaker 3: So technically it's all the black market, right?
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: But here's the part that I don't understand. You can
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  Speaker 1: literally buy them off any website. Like I've got a
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend who buys them off a certain website. She has
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  Speaker 1: no idea where they're coming from. And then I've got
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  Speaker 1: another girlfriend who lives right near me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. She's like, oh, she's on the GHKCU, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a Zampig stuff?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's for like hair, skin and nails.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, who do you, where do you
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  Speaker 1: get it from? And she's like, oh, Trent, who she
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  Speaker 1: buys her weed from.
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  Speaker 3: You're kidding. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So they're just like buying, it's like buying drugs.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's not legal in Australia. I mean, are they
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  Speaker 3: illegal in Australia?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Well, I think it's one of those things, like you said,
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  Speaker 10: like they're not approved, but a lot of people seem
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  Speaker 10: to be doing them.
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  Speaker 4: It's a bit like vaping, I suppose.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, like vaping, I suppose, you don't know what
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  Speaker 2: you're putting in your body. But do your friends go off,
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  Speaker 2: but they really work?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course they do. Some of them work. It
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  Speaker 3: could be anything but.
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  Speaker 2: And that's why these people are getting hospitalised.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, there's a girl.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a girlfriend who is not even remotely large
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: and there's a doctor near her area and they call him, like,
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  Speaker 1: the jab doctor and he's just prescribing anyone, Monjaro, a Zempic.
• 6:54
  Speaker 3: Left, right and centre. He's a proper doctor.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't name and shame him, but, like... Maybe I should. But, like,
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  Speaker 3: he's just giving.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's sending the worst and the most wrong
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  Speaker 1: message to this girl, girlfriend of mine, who would be
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  Speaker 1: maybe a slightly large size eight.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she's a size eight.
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  Speaker 3: She's a size eight.
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  Speaker 2: So why is she taking it?
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  Speaker 3: Because she wants to be skinnier. And I'm like, why?
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  Speaker 2: Just work out a bit.
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  Speaker 3: Well, maybe she doesn't have the time or something. It's
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  Speaker 3: just so wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I'd take it if I was big.
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  Speaker 1: I think for, yeah, like I think when you're quite
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  Speaker 1: heavily overweight, it's actually good to help initially kickstart it.
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  Speaker 1: But you have to go to a proper doctor and
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  Speaker 1: they weigh you and they start you on a small,
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  Speaker 1: low dosage and they work you up and it's actually
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  Speaker 1: good to kind of kickstart your weight loss journey that way.
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  Speaker 2: I love your mate size eight taking it.
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  Speaker 3: That's most people on it, to be honest.
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: Let's do tradie versus lady. You could go and see
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  Speaker 2: Harry Styles live, 131065. If you'd like to play, let's
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  Speaker 2: get into it right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good morning, Katie.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Katie.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Katie.
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  Speaker 6: Hi, how are you?
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  Speaker 3: Good, how are you? Good, thanks. So you work for
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  Speaker 3: a grouting company.
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  Speaker 5: I do.
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  Speaker 3: And then you've got a little side hustle where you're
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  Speaker 3: a stand-up comedian.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 11: I do.
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  Speaker 3: That takes balls. Do you get nervous?
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  Speaker 6: Not as much as I did, actually. I'm not too bad.
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  Speaker 6: My chats are fairly short still, so it's not too
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  Speaker 6: hard to come up with five minutes of material at
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  Speaker 6: a time.
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  Speaker 2: Are we going to make her tell a joke? I
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  Speaker 2: bet everyone says that.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, they do. Sometimes I'm like, oh, I'm in public.
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  Speaker 6: It's a bit too inappropriate.
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  Speaker 2: You're live on radio, though.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that's totally fine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got one ready to go?
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Take it away, Katie.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Well, speaking of the cost of living at the moment,
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  Speaker 6: it's pretty crazy. It's actually ridiculous. And I have a
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  Speaker 6: spare room at my house. I rang my sister saying,
• 9:01
  Speaker 6: you know, I might as well rent out the front room.
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  Speaker 6: It makes sense to have some extra income coming in.
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  Speaker 6: So I found a flatmate, accidentally slept with him, and
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  Speaker 6: then found myself in the predicament that he didn't want
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  Speaker 6: to pay rent anymore. So I had to sit him
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  Speaker 6: down and say, look, mate, I'm calling a house meeting.
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  Speaker 6: You know, you can't expect special treatment just because you're
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  Speaker 6: my dad.
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  Speaker 2: You're dark. I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Dark and inappropriate.
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  Speaker 2: If people want to go and see you, we better
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: give you a plug. What do they look up, Katie?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: My name's Katie Wright. That's really the only thing I
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  Speaker 6: can give you.
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  Speaker 4: Katie Wright.
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  Speaker 2: There we go. Go and check out her inappropriate humour
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: about a dad.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 9:41
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: So you are currently single with a daughter. You drive
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: a WV Amarok?
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  Speaker 6: A VW Amarok, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, a VW Amarok.
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: Someone has dyslexia in the photo of the spotting.
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  Speaker 1: It's Alec.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, he had no idea what I meant when I
• 9:57
  Speaker 6: said Amarok.
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  Speaker 10: Sorry, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all right. Just switch the letters around.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: And what happened the last time you did a comedy set?
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  Speaker 1: You were being applauded at the end.
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  Speaker 3: What happened?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I could feel a sneeze coming on. I'm like, please,
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  Speaker 6: please just wait. And no, right as everyone said, Katie, right,
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  Speaker 6: they're clapping, you're clapping, looking directly at me. And I
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  Speaker 6: just sneezed and I left this massive friend.
• 10:23
  Speaker 7: On my shoulder.
• 10:24
  Speaker 6: Big booger? Yeah, it was huge. And I'm just like,
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  Speaker 6: nobody said anything, but they definitely saw.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say, do you reckon the crowd
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: would have seen?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely.
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: He should have just aimed it.
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  Speaker 6: Towards the crowd.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: Weighing in at 68 kgs, it's Snotty Katie.
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: Woo!
• 10:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah!
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: What a nickname. Yeah, well done.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: What a nickname, Alec.
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: Hold there. We'll get back to you in a sec.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: Let's meet our tradie, Eddie, in Fairfield. You're a plumber.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, mate.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, that's me, that's me. Hello, Eddie. How
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: are you, mate?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Eddie.
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  Speaker 8: No, not bad.
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  Speaker 2: Married, no kids. You going to have them?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, hopefully, mate, when the right time comes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 4: I thought he.
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  Speaker 2: Was going to say when the right girl comes along.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, I've got that one already, mate.
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  Speaker 14: Oh, good.
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  Speaker 15: He's only 30.
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: How old's your wife?
• 11:20
  Speaker 7: Oh, she's also 30.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so like, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is that about when you start pushing, though? Like, have
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: you married at 30? When did you have your first?
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  Speaker 3: Just before my 30th, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: But that wasn't planned. That was a full-blown surprise.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: When would you have done it if you didn't have that?
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  Speaker 3: I reckon around 32.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: It's pretty typical these days, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, you got a Toyota Hilux. Tell us what happened
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  Speaker 2: in Bali. You got very drunk. You blacked out.
• 11:47
  Speaker 8: Oh. Oh, yeah, mate.
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  Speaker 7: Well, obviously, we were out of bucks, you know, and
• 11:53
  Speaker 7: we had a table at one of the beach clubs there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: And I just kept drinking and drinking and drinking. And
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  Speaker 7: then at the end, I just ordered another bottle when
• 12:00
  Speaker 7: I shouldn't have.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:01
  Speaker 7: And I completely blacked out. And I actually fell on
• 12:05
  Speaker 7: the couch, started vomiting.
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 12:08
  Speaker 7: And ended up in a wheelchair.
• 12:09
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 12:10
  Speaker 7: And had to be carried out in a wheelchair. And
• 12:13
  Speaker 7: it's all got, like, recordings of it. And basically, it
• 12:16
  Speaker 7: had to be put in a taxi, vomited in a taxi,
• 12:19
  Speaker 7: taken back to the villa. And then that's a whole
• 12:21
  Speaker 7: other story.
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: You know why?
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: It's because when you're drinking in Bali, the humidity is
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: so hectic there. Yeah. So you're already starting off at
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: a disadvantage. Like you're already dehydrated.
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: Totally. And then you're adding alcohol, drinking it in the sun.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: And they free pour. You know, here in Australia, we
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: have bloody RSA. Yeah.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: Well, Eddie sounds like he was buying his own bottle.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: So he would definitely have been free pouring.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: Like I've ordered a, what's the one that really screws
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: you up there?
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: A Long Island iced tea.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: Like, get a Long Island iced tea in Australia and
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: you'll see them, like, measure it out. Get a Long
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Island iced tea in Asia. They're just free pouring.
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: Everything in there.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Also, Long Island iced teas have got to be one
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: of the worst drinks ever.
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: If it's made right.
• 13:01
  Speaker 16: No.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: Not your favourite?
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: No, it's like rocket fuel.
• 13:04
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Weighing in at 93 kilos, it was Blind in Bali.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: It's Eddie. All right, Eddie. Amy's got your questions, mate.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: Good luck.
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: All right, Eddie.
• 13:15
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: Explain what a threader earring looks like.
• 13:22
  Speaker 7: Is it like a round ring? It's not like a
• 13:28
  Speaker 7: diamond ring. It's like a round ring that goes.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: In the ear?
• 13:32
  Speaker 17: No.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: So a threader earring is a fine chain that looks
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: like it feeds all the way through your ear and
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: then it dangles on both sides of the lobe.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, well.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: That was a tough one.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: Name a type of Latin dance.
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: Tango.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Which one?
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, tango.
• 13:50
  Speaker 7: Tango.
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: Tango's one. It's not in the list there, but it's definitely.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: It's a Latin dance? Yeah, sure. The tango. Doing the tango. Yes. Yeah,
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: we'll give you that. All right, mate. Well done.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: What are palazzo pants?
• 14:06
  Speaker 7: Does it look like a parachute sort of pants?
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, kind of, yeah.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: So they're loose-fitting, high-waisted trousers, and they kind of flare
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: out from the waist.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: So you got it.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: Two out of three.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: You did well.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: You got two. All right, let's go to you now, Katie.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Good luck. You've got to beat him, all right?
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: That's your thing.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Okay. Finish this famous BCF jingle. Here we go. Boat
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: and camp and fishing is.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Boating, camping, fishing is.
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: It's BCSN fun.
• 14:43
  Speaker 12: Well done.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: One for you.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: When talking NBN connections, what does F-T-T-P stand for?
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: F-T-T-P.
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: Fiber to the premises.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, well done.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, you got two.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: My bloody house. The first house I had had F-T-T-P
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: and it was super fast. When I moved into my
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: second house, I think it's in the gutter and then
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: it comes to the house and it is slower. You
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: notice a difference. Is yours F-T-T-P? No. You're the same
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: as me then.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mine's slow.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's annoying, eh?
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: So annoying.
• 15:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I tried to get mine done and they want
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: me to get the cable through to season for them first.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to pay to get the extra. Okay,
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: which weight division does UFC fighter Alexander Volon... No, Volkanovski. Volkanovski,
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: thank you. Alexander Volkanovski compete in? What division? Weight division.
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah. 80 to 90?
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, but what... Do you know what it's called?
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: You know, they've got, like, something weight.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: The medium weight?
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: No, I don't know.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: No, all good.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, featherweight and two all. So we're going to go
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: to our tiebreaker. Here we go. Just yell out the answer.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Which letter is silent in the word subtle? B.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Yay. The girl's got it.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: All right, so Australian Reddit has been divided by a
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: question of birthday party etiquette. So there was this unnamed couple.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: They've come from Asia and they've lived in Australia for
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: a while, but they were just left a little puzzled
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: over this birthday party that they got invited to. Now,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: there was a formal invite that they got sent around
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: and it said, come to our son's birthday party at
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: this pub. Right.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: So they've gotten to the pub.
• 16:46
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Where they've had to buy their own drinks and they've
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: had to buy their own drinks.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: So this couple have bought the, I don't know if
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: it was a kid. Hang on. Let me have a
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: quick read. I don't think it was a kid. Maybe
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: it was for an older man, but they've bought him
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: a really nice present.
• 17:02
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: And the wife was a baker.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: So she's baked him a cake as well.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: They've turned up to this pub. They've had to buy
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: their own drinks. The hosts have started eating food, right?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: So they've ordered themselves food. But haven't ordered any food
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: for anyone else. So this couple have gone, oh, okay, well,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: I guess if we need to eat, do we just
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: order our own food? Yeah. So they've had to buy
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: their own drinks, buy their own food. Then there was
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: a cake, and they've cut the cake, this host, and
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: they've had a slice of the cake, but they haven't
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: offered it to anyone else.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: What the hell?
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: So.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I just wanted– the poster on this Reddit site basically
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: wanted to know if this was a standard Aussie etiquette
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: for a birthday party or whether the hosts were being rude.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Like, I actually– Think they're being rude.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: That is wild to me.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. 131065, by the way, if you've got an
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: opinion on this, because I say when I had my 40th,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I know it's hard to believe. That you're 40. Yeah.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: No, that's not hard to believe at all.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I had that. I put it on. Of course.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I booked out this area of my favorite restaurant.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: And I put on drinks and I put on dibblies
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: and I invited everyone. I then had a friend who
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: had a 40th not long after and invited everyone to dinner.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: And put up the details of how to transfer the
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: money for the dinner. And I was highly confused. Well...
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: If you have a party... Yes. You pay, right?
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: I don't think necessarily for every birthday.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Like, if it's your 35th birthday or your 37th, and
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I'd want to go out for dinner or drinks, I
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: wouldn't pay then.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: I think for milestone birthdays... Hang on, if you're inviting
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: everyone for dinner... Yeah. You make them pay.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: So for my 40th, I hired an Airbnb house for
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: a bunch of my girlfriends.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: I paid for everything.
• 19:00
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: And then I threw a party the following weekend and
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I paid for that as well.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: But if for my 39th birthday, I always do something
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: for my birthday, right?
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Whether it's drinks or dinners.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: And any other birthday, I would say, hey, let's do
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: dinner for my birthday and everyone pays their own way.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, right.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: For milestone birthdays, I think.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: I wanted to pay. Like I think for a 21st
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: as well, you always put money on the bar.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Or if you're having it at home, you supply drinks
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: and food and stuff like that.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Milestone birthdays, 21st, 30th, 40th. 50th and onwards.
• 19:35
  Speaker 18: 50th and onwards.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: But you're saying dinner, a night out with the girls.
• 19:40
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: On a non-milestone birthday.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone just pays the same way.
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: They pay.
• 19:44
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 19:45
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: And a lot of the time, if I'm going out for,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: let's say my girlfriend's birthday, and it's her 42nd birthday.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: We'll all go out, we all pay our own way
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: and we all chip in and cover hers.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that makes sense. Like if it was my
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: birthday and I went out with the boys to the pub,
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: they'd buy me drinks. They'd all shout your beers, yeah. Yeah,
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: not all night though, but they'd shout me a few.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: But this is wild. Like asking people to come to
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: the pub, buying only yourself food and only yourself drinks,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: but then cutting a cake and then not sharing it
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: with anyone, that's.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, no, they're total tight asses. I've got to say, though,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: I think if you organise the birthday, you pay.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Even for like a 29th birthday?
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:25
  Speaker 12: No.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: You're asking them to come out. No, but they have
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: a choice.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: They don't have to come.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Right. Are you with me, though? The 40th was ridiculous,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: asking people to pay for your– I might be wrong.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm living in some sort of bubble.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I went to a 40th where– I think it's just
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: what you feel comfortable doing. Like a lot of people
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: can't afford to shout everybody dinner.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: So have a backyard party and ask people to bring
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: their own wine.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: No, because I think it comes back to the fact
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: that if you can't, if you also can't afford to
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: go out to the restaurant. You just don't go. You say, hey,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I'll catch up with you. Let's do a coffee another
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: day or something.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not being a snob here thinking if you have
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: a 40th, 50th, whatever, and you invite everyone.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: You pay.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I personally wouldn't make anyone pay, but that's me. Not
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: everybody feels the same way. It very much divides people
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: for sure.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I was just going to say 131065 because I felt
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: like I was being rude judging them.
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: You're inviting everyone to come and celebrate your birthday, but
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: you're going to make them transfer you.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Money before it. And I'm with you on that for
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: the milestone birthdays.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: But you're saying you're even thinking like a 29th birthday
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I should pay.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I went out. Well, okay, so I went out
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: with some mates. It was my mate's wife's birthday, and
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: we were all prepared to pay. He just went up
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: and settled the bill.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: What birthday was it?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, it would have been like her 43rd or 1st
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: or something. Like it wasn't milestone. Yeah, okay.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: Hmm.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Interesting, isn't it?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Everyone's got a different opinion. Yeah, okay. You're saying, but
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: you're caught in here and it's cold.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Well, it's just cold in this studio.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: You can turn the air con up if you want.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: I don't have any hard rule about being on loan.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Apparently, if you have it too warm, you get sleepy.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: They're trying to keep us awake in here, are they?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I was always told that you're meant to have it
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: quite cold because it, like, keeps you awake.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know in the casinos, they pump in, like,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: oxygen to keep you awake and alert.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: So you keep gaming?
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: And I will say, yeah, sometimes, especially on a Friday,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Sean can probably relate to this, if I, God forbid,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I sit with my heat.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Warmer on my car.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: and any kind of hot air blowing, because my feet
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: are always cold. I always put like hot air on
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: my feet. I will be like, do I need to
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: pull over and have a micro sleep?
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Because I get, it makes me so tired.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, Sean, as you're driving down the, do you
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: still call it the F3?
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: No, no, it's the M1 now.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: It used to be the F3. F3, yeah, no, no.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Driving down the M1 in, um, I know what it's like.
• 22:50
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: There's a few things like sometimes I have to turn
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: music up.
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: To just be sort of like, you know, still driving.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Like don't get in the car, put the heater on
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: and then drive. Yeah.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Like in silence, that might put you to sleep.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: And that's literally what I was doing on Friday.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: I was like, so I made a phone call quickly.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Let's do first calls. Ruby's called up. Hello. Good morning.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Hey, Ruby.
• 23:13
  Speaker 16: Good morning, guys. How are you doing?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really good. What do you want to talk about, Ruby?
• 23:18
  Speaker 16: I just wanted to comment. I was listening on my
• 23:20
  Speaker 16: way home. I dropped son from work and I was
• 23:23
  Speaker 16: listening to this birthday comment. So I just want to
• 23:25
  Speaker 16: comment on about this birthday.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Okay. So if you have a milestone birthday, 21st, 30th, 40th,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: 50th and onwards, do you pay if you invite people?
• 23:37
  Speaker 16: Okay, let me set it straight. Doesn't matter it's milestone,
• 23:41
  Speaker 16: doesn't matter it's 20 or 18, 17, 16, doesn't matter.
• 23:45
  Speaker 16: My culture, no milestone or milestone, you invite, you pay
• 23:49
  Speaker 16: for food, you pay for drinks, whether it be at
• 23:52
  Speaker 16: home or in a restaurant or in a you know,
• 23:56
  Speaker 16: what do you call it, in a centre or whatever.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Like an event space or something. You were kind of
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: of this mentality as well.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I am, and I think a lot of our, let
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: me say, multicultural listeners would think Aussies, white Aussies are cheapskates.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Tired asses, yeah.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so like even if, for a lot of cultures,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: if you have a backyard party, you'd be offended. You'd
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: be offended if people bought food or drink, right? You're
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: meant to put it all on.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Ruby, where are you from?
• 24:23
  Speaker 16: Okay, I was born in the Philippines. I'm married to
• 24:26
  Speaker 16: Aussie-born Australian man. He was born in Australia, but his
• 24:31
  Speaker 16: background is Irish, Scottish, English, like that. But my culture
• 24:36
  Speaker 16: is it doesn't matter whether you invited them or not.
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: It's your birthday.
• 24:40
  Speaker 16: You're the host. You pay for it. For example, like
• 24:43
  Speaker 16: two months ago, it was my birthday. With my girlfriends,
• 24:47
  Speaker 16: we have a rule. Two months ago, it was my birthday.
• 24:49
  Speaker 16: They took me out for dinner. Our rule, whoever's birthday
• 24:53
  Speaker 16: with girlfriends take out for dinner, I don't pay. They
• 24:56
  Speaker 16: pay for my dinner. They pay for everything. They pay
• 24:58
  Speaker 16: for the cake. I don't pay. But then next month
• 25:02
  Speaker 16: is a birthday.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Of a girlfriend.
• 25:04
  Speaker 16: We pay for her.
• 25:05
  Speaker 13: This is our group of friends.
• 25:07
  Speaker 16: This is like this. We don't let the birthday girl pay.
• 25:09
  Speaker 16: But at home, you host it. My son is turning 21.
• 25:13
  Speaker 16: We're celebrating it overseas. I invited 70 people. Everything, events, plays, videographer, everything.
• 25:20
  Speaker 16: I paid for everything. It's $ 4, 000 Australian dollars.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you don't even know, Amy, some tight asses
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: that'll have a birthday at home.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: And they'll say you bring your own grog. Yes.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Well, yes, Aussies.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I think Aussies are quite laid back in that respect.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: But Ruby is essentially agreeing with what I said. She's saying, like,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: when she goes out for dinner for her birthday with
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: her girlfriends, they all pitch in and cover her dinner.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Yep. And vice versa, they do it. That's what I
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: do with my girlfriends.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: But.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: They're not, but for milestone birthdays, I think you pay.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you pay. Here's another one to throw a spanner
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: in the works. Christmas, not long to go. Yeah. In
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: my boring white family, we'd all bring something.
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: Yes, of course.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: It'd be like my sister does the ham, I'll do
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: the seafood, whatever. We all bring our own grog. Yes.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: There are other families and people listening now, and I
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: had a girlfriend who was like, this is wrong. If
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: you host Christmas, you do everything.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: No, but there's families that do that.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I know, but that feels unfair. On Christmas Day, you
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: don't want to be in the kitchen just absolutely sweating
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: bullets and preparing food and whatnot.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: I think Christmas should be a shared joint community.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Bring a plate.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you kind of divvy it up.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Like when we host, my brother will bring a salad
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: and somebody will bring a dessert and vice versa.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: We're the same, but I'm telling you, a lot of
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: like multicultural people, Europeans, they'll be like, no, if they're
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: having Christmas, they're putting everything on. Yeah. Well, you might
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: have a thought on that. 131065 Naomi is in Cambridge
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Park this morning.
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: Hello.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: What do you want to talk about?
• 26:49
  Speaker 9: Hello, guys.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: On birthdays.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: You want to chat about should we be paying or
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: should everyone be paying their own way?
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: I believe it's your birthday. They should definitely be paying.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: And if anything.
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: Whoever can should pay for the whole.
• 27:08
  Speaker 16: Thing for them.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I get you. And it is weird, isn't it?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Because it's your birthday, but you're paying. But if you were,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: how old are you here, Naomi? 30. Ooh, 30. If
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: you were throwing a 30th at the local bar and
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: you're hired out of room, you'd pay for that, wouldn't you?
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Well, ask.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: What did you do for your 30th, Naomi?
• 27:26
  Speaker 16: Oh, I did.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: I had a house party at home, though. But I mean,
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: I did pay for food and things.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: House parties are different.
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: But if you're going out, you know, to the pub
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: or to dinner like that, definitely.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, maybe the pub. No, I still think you should pay. Yeah.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just a European in my cleanings. Yeah. I
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: feel like you should pay. You're inviting people out. You
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: should pay. Full stop.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: For big milestone birthdays, I would absolutely pay, but nothing else.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Pay your own way for every other birthday.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: And we are doing Moth Watch. Going to be a
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: nice warm day for our bogon moths. Fourth week of
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: this plague going on. So I didn't know this, Amy.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Every year, although there's been a few years where they
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: haven't been around, this is why everyone's shocked. So they
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: come from the Snowy Mountains and the Victorian Alps. So
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: it's down south. And they're migrating up, I would imagine. Yeah.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: But unusually strong winds and warmer weather have caused them
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: to be kind of trapped across Sydney. So usually I
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: think they'd just come through.
• 28:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Then they'd piss off. But they're everywhere. And technically endangered.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: So the one I caught last night in a glass
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: with a piece of paper and put outside, I did
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: the right thing.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: I'm killing them all.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I'm squashing them with tissues and then flushing them down
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: the toilet.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: If they are outside, play on. If you come into
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: my house uninvited, you die.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Now, did you see this picture of thousands of them
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: at Bondi Beach?
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all dead.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: They're all dead.
• 29:02
  Speaker 17: Why?
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what's going on. We
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: need some sort of moth expert.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I want to know how they're getting into my house.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: They are literally in my bedroom. They're in my daughter's bedroom.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: They're in our bathroom.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Are you leaving doors open?
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: I've got three kids.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: My doors are always open.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Well, that'd be why.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: And you know how my cat's been sick? I have
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: a theory she's been eating the moths.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, that would make sense.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm no veterinarian. That'll be the next guy when
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Chris starts with you.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Apparently.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: That's my theory.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Well, we looked at this. We spoke about this last week. Moths,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: there's a tiny bit of protein in them.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: That could be what it is. They are freaking everywhere though.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: But we thought we'd do Moth Watch. Moth Watch. Moth Watch.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Say that 100 times.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Moth Watch.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: 131065. Where are the most bogon moths across Sydney? What's
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: going on in your suburb?
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I reckon there's a shit ton in my area.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Okay. Go on. The Shire. What's going on in yours?
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: They're just everywhere.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Even sometimes I was sitting on my bed yesterday afternoon
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: because I feel like they start to come out more
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: or maybe it's because it's getting darker at dusk.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do. So I think the light hitting the
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: buildings or whatever attracts them.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: So I was sitting on my bed last night and
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I was just going through my emails and my curtains
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: are open and.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I could just see them everywhere.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Swarming, yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: And obviously we live on the bush. So I live
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: on the bush and at the bottom of the, you know,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: the hill that we're on there's a creek.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I was like, oh, you know, maybe the.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Creek water brings even more moss.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: There's so many of them. I'm still like... Crashing my
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: car into heaps when I drive in the morning.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. They're all on my windscreen. Sean, you
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: copping them?
• 30:38
  Speaker 10: No, I'm on the Central Coast and I do see them,
• 30:41
  Speaker 10: but it's not as like the extent.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: That you guys are saying that you're seeing them.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe they're trapped in like Sydney and it's not going
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: that far up.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I went for a bike ride with my kids yesterday
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: and as I was riding, they were like swatting into me.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, left, right and centre on your face.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Okay. Who else here has been seeing them? Oh, we've
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: got Pefo. Yeah, Pefo.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: Pefo.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, every time I go into my room, it's like
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: going into the Batcave.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: They're flying everywhere. How do they get– I do want
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: to know how they get into the house. Chelsea, what
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: about you?
• 31:08
  Speaker 17: They are quite literally ruining my life. I opened the
• 31:11
  Speaker 17: booth of my car the other day, and they were
• 31:13
  Speaker 17: all dead in the crevices, and they just flopped out.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Now, I know, is Nat in there with you, mate?
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: She is.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get Nat on the microphone here.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Have you copped him?
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:26
  Speaker 15: Actually, one tried to kill me the other morning, so
• 31:29
  Speaker 15: I was late to work.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Never normally late.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: One tried to kill me, and I ended up with
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: a nosebleed.
• 31:33
  Speaker 15: I was trapped in the bathroom with it, and it
• 31:36
  Speaker 15: was flying at my head and.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Actually made contact with me. So I had my hands
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: on my head.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, ah!
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: That's when you kill them.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: And then, yeah, my nose started bleeding, so it was
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: like a horror show.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: You think they're trying to kill you?
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my neighbour said that they're actually quite aggressive.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, righto.
• 31:52
  Speaker 15: No, because sometimes they look chill and they just sit
• 31:55
  Speaker 15: on the wall, but if you provoke them, they come
• 31:57
  Speaker 15: for blood.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: They're the Mike Tithons of the air.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Tithons.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Intentional list.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Mopey Dan, you found them?
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was cooking a risotto the other day and
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: one just flew into the risotto.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: Oh!
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: So they're trying to steal your food as well? Alec
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: the Pom, you wouldn't be used to even insects. You
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: don't have them in England, do you?
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: No, I've not seen insects before I came here, but
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: I was in Redfern the other day. It felt a
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: weird little tickle in my legs and there was a
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: moth up my trousers.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, they're also perverts.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Did it get into your undies?
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Well, they had a separate one in my swimming trunks.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: So basically I've been diddled by moths.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: We are opening our moth hotline. Yes. 131065, where are they?
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: How many have you seen? Let's try and find out
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: which suburb is the worst affected by these moths. Okay. 131065,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: we'll add it to our moth map. Have you seen
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: the moth map?
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we saw it last week.
• 32:54
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Where you track where they are.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: I want to know when they're leaving.
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when will they piss off?
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had a gutful.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where are they? 131065, these bloody bogon moths. We're
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: trying to find out the suburb most affected.
• 33:12
  Speaker 17: Yes.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: We've been inundated with them. Georgina in Earlwood, hello.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Hey, Georgina.
• 33:18
  Speaker 18: Oh, yes. Look, these moths almost killed me at my mother's.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 33:23
  Speaker 18: I had about 28 flying at me. She says they
• 33:26
  Speaker 18: get on well.
• 33:27
  Speaker 13: Her and the moths.
• 33:28
  Speaker 18: But the good news is, expert advice, they die within
• 33:32
  Speaker 18: a week. And they're gone within the next two days.
• 33:35
  Speaker 18: So they die in five days.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: They're big.
• 33:38
  Speaker 18: They're huge. They turn over. And in two days, they're
• 33:42
  Speaker 18: all gone.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: But they keep coming and coming and coming.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Wait, so Georgina, you've heard from a moth expert that
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: in two days, these bastards are going.
• 33:51
  Speaker 18: You name it. I needed counselling almost. I said, either
• 33:57
  Speaker 18: you bomb the place or I can't go back. It's
• 33:59
  Speaker 18: that bad. And then he said, don't worry, it's all good. So, yeah,
• 34:02
  Speaker 18: so that's the great news.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: So by Wednesday, the moths should be leaving us alone.
• 34:06
  Speaker 18: Absolutely gone.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: God, I hope you're right. I hope you're right, Georgina.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Hang on, they're all going to die.
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: No.
• 34:11
  Speaker 18: They're going to die. And they're gone and they're migrated.
• 34:13
  Speaker 18: They die within five days.
• 34:15
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 34:15
  Speaker 18: But they're also leaving Sydney within two days.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: But what's this about they die in five days?
• 34:22
  Speaker 18: That's their lifespan.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Like a butterfly who dies quickly. But I'm more interested
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: in the, you've heard Georgina, in two days I'll be
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: gone from Sydney.
• 34:34
  Speaker 13: Correct.
• 34:34
  Speaker 18: I'm from a moth expert.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: I'm more interested in the fact that moths only live
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: for five days.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wasn't those like butterflies live really short?
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Did they?
• 34:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: You didn't know that. Can we look that up? How
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: long do butterflies live?
• 34:49
  Speaker 16: Thanks.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: I thought they only live like a day or something.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: How depressing.
• 34:52
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I think it's 24 hours or something.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Butterflies are a day.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. A day.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: So five days for the moths. But anyway, they might
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: be gone. Gael.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: I feel bad killing them then.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Because they die anyway.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: They're dying two days later.
• 35:04
  Speaker 10: Nat's just pulled up some data. She reckons adult bat
• 35:06
  Speaker 10: and butterflies typically live for two to four weeks.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: So it's a myth.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: That's not long, though, is it? Gail from Mount Druin.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Hey, Gail.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: You copying me, Mount Druin?
• 35:15
  Speaker 16: Good morning.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Good morning.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going on in Mount Druid with your moth place?
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Are you getting loads of moths out there?
• 35:23
  Speaker 13: Well, they're hanging around our bottle trees. And as I
• 35:26
  Speaker 13: come to my car in the morning, they just swarm me,
• 35:29
  Speaker 13: especially over nighttime. And if you've got any lights around
• 35:32
  Speaker 13: your house, they're going to be all on the outside
• 35:34
  Speaker 13: of your house. And they'll find a way in. They'll
• 35:37
  Speaker 13: find a way in.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: They do.
• 35:38
  Speaker 13: But our next problem is out west is the ants now.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Have you got the fire ants?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was in the West.
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, you're getting everything.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: They're deadly. Have you seen any, Gail?
• 35:49
  Speaker 13: A lot of our old housing commissions are going to
• 35:52
  Speaker 13: get them because they're already there and they're coming out
• 35:54
  Speaker 13: in summer and they're terrible.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: No, we're all going to die. Oh, wow. Mel in Worrywood.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: Hi, Mel.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: Good morning, guys.
• 36:03
  Speaker 16: How are you?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Good. Where are they? What are they doing?
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: The moths are.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Everywhere, guys.
• 36:08
  Speaker 9: I did a load of washing the other day and
• 36:10
  Speaker 9: I honestly felt like I was in the.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: Horror movie The Moth Diaries.
• 36:13
  Speaker 19: Twelve moths flew out of me. Supersonic moths out of
• 36:16
  Speaker 19: the dryer.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Out of the dryer?
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: They're haunting me.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: They're everywhere.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they survived the load.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Not a full wet load, like when you take them
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: off the line and then you dry them. Oh, they
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: must have clung to some of the towels or clothing
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: that you brought in.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: But they survived, like, the dryer being on.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Wow. They probably liked it, right? Do they like warm climates?
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe. Yeah, we don't know because we're not moth experts. No,
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: we're not, no. 131065, back in Prospect, tell us about
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: the moth.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: I'm calling them murder moths, to be honest.
• 36:48
  Speaker 12: Why?
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 36:50
  Speaker 9: So I was in.
• 36:51
  Speaker 16: The shed pulling out some boxes and some moss flew.
• 36:54
  Speaker 9: Directly at my face with bullet speed so much that.
• 36:57
  Speaker 16: I fell back and hit my head on the concrete.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Oh no, they're causing injuries.
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: They're murder moths.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Murder moths. They're here to kill us all.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you now, my neighbour said they're aggressive.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: And the fact that they're flying at Beth and not
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: away from her is proving this theory.
• 37:13
  Speaker 16: They are.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: They're here to kill us. We'd love to know. We'll
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: try and find out.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: They're teaming up with the fire ants.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Our first caller there reckons they're gone by Wednesday.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Let's all move up to Sean's house because he doesn't
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: have any there.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: You're not getting them on the central coast.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: I've got like two. Like the same two.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: The same two.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Do they just not like it up there because it's
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: a bit pover and shit?
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Well, it's a cheaper rant.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: It's too cheap for the bogon moths.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so how often do you and your partner argue?
• 37:42
  Speaker 17: Ooh.
• 37:42
  Speaker 12: Right?
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: We've only been together a year. We've had a few barnies.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Nothing huge. I think it's healthy.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: But if you answer never, I reckon they're– well, I
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: don't reckon, but I also agree with this– I think
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: there could be a bit of a problem.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: So there's a family therapist, Shannon Yu.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: She wrote on the Scary Mummy blog that if there
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: are absolutely no arguments, it could actually mean that your
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: partner has mentally checked out.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: They just don't care anymore.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's a tale as old as time. And
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I remember being in a relationship. Where an ex of
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: mine used to, he was quite controlling and at the
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: start of it, I would always push back and I
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: would always stamp, you know.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't let him kind of put it over me
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: or be controlling.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: So you were fighting all the time?
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: So that's not good either.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: But by the end, I just didn't fight him and
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: then it just ended.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Because you didn't care?
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I was so mentally checked out. I was like, I
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: had no fight left in me.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: 131065, if you and your partner never fight... Maybe there
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: are couples that don't and they're perfectly happy.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I think about, I'm trying to think.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Trying to think of a couple who, I know a couple,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: they're really close to me and neither of them are
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: very confrontational.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Like they don't yell or anything.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: So they don't fight, you don't think?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: They don't fight at all. Like if anything, I think
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: the wife gets upset and cries.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: And keeps it to herself and deep down hates him.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think she takes it to herself, but
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't ever say they're a couple that fights or
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: has blues or anything.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, so not fighting at all after a while means
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: they have checked out. I get that. I did have
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: a relationship for like three... and a half years.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: And you never fought once.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: We never did. And I know why.
• 39:34
  Speaker 11: Why?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Well, a number of reasons. But I'd just been in
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: a relationship before that.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: That was quite toxic.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the borderline one. And it was mental. Yeah, okay.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: So you were looking. Yes, I got into this relationship
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: and I thought this girl was amazing and lovely and
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: she was amazing and lovely. And so I probably avoided
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: fights because I didn't want that again. And then I
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: think her last relationship had also had a lot of arguments. Yeah.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: So she avoided them. But what happened was we never fought,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: but we never connected. Yeah. So it ended up like
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: there would have been resentment and whatnot, and then it
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: broke up. Yeah. But there's no passion.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I also don't think you need to fight constantly. I
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: don't think that's healthy either.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: When did you and Ryan last have a barney?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, me and Ryan haven't had like a serious fight
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: in a long time. Like I remember we were, we
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: bicker like cats and dogs all the time. Like we
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: were bickering last, yesterday we had a sauna and we
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: were bickering over the groceries that we bought because he
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: bought lots of junk food and I was like, we're
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: trying to make our kids eat healthy.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: That's healthy.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Well, we just kind of, we both have opinions and
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: we both aren't afraid to speak up.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: But that's how it should be. Right, whereas if you're
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: in a relationship where you're too afraid to even mention
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: the junk food, you've got a problem. Sean in the newsroom,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: you and your missus, you fight a bit?
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably every couple of months. Oh, we bicker, but
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: every couple of months.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: You have a blow-up?
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a bit of a blow-up. But, you know, it's
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: nothing that's too, you know, we always make up before
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: we get a bit.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Who's more stubborn, you or your wife?
• 41:05
  Speaker 12: Oh, that's good.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, probably me.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Really? See, I'm actually wildly stubborn.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: But with Ryan, he's the guy that like we'll have
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: a blue and then he'll come up to me and
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: like tickle me and goes, I forgive you.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, you need that, don't you?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: No, and it just instantly just my icy exterior just melts.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, there you go.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Whereas I was with an ex before who was even
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: more stubborn than I am.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: So we would go days, sometimes weeks, without talking to
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: each other.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: So that's not good.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: It's stonewalling. It's really bad, isn't it? Yeah, it is.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: One of the mums has sent in an interesting dilemma
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: to one of the many.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Group chats I'm in.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: All on mute?
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Actually, all on mute, yeah. Sometimes I miss... Big events
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: because all of my WhatsApp group chats are on here.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Can't be that important.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: I wanted to bring this here and just have a
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: chat about it because it is something that's also quite
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: relatable to me.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: So this is what this mum has written in.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, get ready to call in with your thoughts, by
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: the way. Yeah, please.
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: 131065.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: What have we got?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Ladies, I'm not sure what to do about this. Our
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: daughter desperately wants a pet dog. She's wanted one for
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: a couple of years now, so it's not just a phase.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: She wants it more than anything in the world. She's
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: picked out the breed and the name that she wants.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: I'm all for it. I grew up with pet dogs.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Mm.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I think it would be great for my daughter to
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: have and I'd love to have a little animal around myself. However,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: my husband does not want a bar of it. He
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: doesn't want a dog or any pet whatsoever. He doesn't
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: like animals. He doesn't want to deal with the hair,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: the toilet training, all of that. He thinks it'll be
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: a burden to look after.
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Starting to become a major issue. My daughter and my
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: husband are stubborn as each other. My daughter even put
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: together a PowerPoint about why we should get a dog
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: and presented it to him the other night. Hubby refused
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: to change his mind and the daughter ran to the
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: room in tears, heartbroken. And then my husband and I
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: actually got into a fight over the issue. With Christmas
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: not far away, I think it's the perfect time to
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: give her the pet puppy she's been asking for. But
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I do not know what to do about my husband.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Any tips for for how to change a stubborn dad's mind.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: So I don't think any bloke really wants a pet
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: and they just end up with them. I remember my
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: old man, mum would just do it. I remember she
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: came home, here's a cat. Here's another cat. Here's this
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: blind bloody cocker spaniel we had for 13 years that
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: cost us a lot and we just had the dog.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Mum just did it and dad just came home from
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: work and went, oh, for God's sake, Helen, another animal.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: That's what you do.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: You see, in this situation, I am the husband. My
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: kids have been begging for a puppy. For years and
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: years and years.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: And my husband always had dogs. He had a dog
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: when I met him. And he's like, yeah, let's get
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: a puppy.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: And I'm the cock blocker.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no. And I'm just for so many reasons,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: because I know for a fact I.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Will become the sole responsible person for it.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: That's what happens.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: I'll be cleaning up its poo.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I'll be feeding it as like the nurturing mum that
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I am. It's just in my nature. I want to
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: take care of it.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: It is what happens.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: My kids will love the puppy for as long as
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: it's a puppy. But then guess what? Puppies grow.
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: And they're not puppies anymore.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: They're not going to walk it. They won't feed it. Yeah.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: And we also love a weekend away. We love traveling.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I also just got my house renovated and I don't
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: want an inside dog. And yet I know what I'm like.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: I would feel mean keeping it outside. And also our
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: backyard doesn't have a fence at the back, so they
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: would just get out.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: That's going to be a problem.
• 44:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: 131065, what do you think? Oh, look, I agree with you.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've got– I didn't want to– I remember
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: my first cat.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: You have six cats, don't you?
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: I have one cat.
• 44:41
  Speaker 13: Six.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I had one. Girlfriend just bought it home one day.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: This ex I had. Now I had a cat. And
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: then we broke up and I kept the cat. Then
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: that cat died.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: And then I've got a cat now, and she's going
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: through all this medical crap.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, and the vet bills?
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: The huge amount of money I spent. So they are
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: a pain, but can I say one thing? And it's
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: going to be the non-parent giving parental advice.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: I think animals are good for children. They teach them empathy.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: They teach them things get sick, things die. They do
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: teach them how to take care of other things. Yeah. Sean,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: do you agree?
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got a big dog at home. What have
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: you got? He's a St. Bernard cross poodle. Whoa.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: You'll never see a photo of that.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Can we get that up on Insta, please?
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: He's massive. He's like nearly 60 kilos.
• 45:26
  Speaker 10: And look, it wasn't my idea to get the dog
• 45:28
  Speaker 10: at the start, and then my wife wanted to get it,
• 45:29
  Speaker 10: so she got it. And now he's my best friend. Like,
• 45:33
  Speaker 10: he's the best ever. And we've got an 18-month-old, and
• 45:36
  Speaker 10: those two are just, it's great just to see them together.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: They're really good.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, it's huge.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's a big dog, Sean. Yeah, big boy.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Wait, can I ask, does your house smell a bit?
• 45:46
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Like you can't stop it.
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: Like you try to have all the windows open, the
• 45:50
  Speaker 10: candles on and all that, but like it'll always kind
• 45:52
  Speaker 10: of smell like dogs.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: And do you get what I mean about that, Amy?
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: And not, you know, trying to give out parental advice,
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: but it is good for kids to learn how to
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: take care of another animal.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: No, I know all that.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: My kids are really empathetic already and they will– Not
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: take care of it.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: That's the problem. Like they'll be like, yeah, I'll do this.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: I'll do that. I just can't see it happening.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Also, you don't want to like bring up a child
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: that's afraid of animals. You know, there was always the
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: like 21 year old in the office is like a dog.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: You don't want that.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Well, so you got a cat.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, cat and dog. Look, Maeve, if I was Ryan,
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: I'd just be coming home with kittens and puppies. We'd
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: just deal with it. 31065.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: That would be the smartest thing because I wouldn't be
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: able to turn it away.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: I'd turn it into a puddle of mush.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: And I knew that's what my mum would have done.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: She would have just gone and got the animals and
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: then my dad dealt with it. Okay, 31065, what do
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: you reckon this mum should do? Get the puppy. Don't
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: get the puppy. Do you regret getting your dog?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: You know what can I say? I actually put a
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: poll out on my socials. This was a couple of
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: years ago. And I said, look, my kids are really,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: really pressuring me. They're stopping to pat every single dog
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: they walk past, right?
• 47:04
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: And Ryan's like, come on, let's get it. Anyway, I
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: put a poll out and I said, you know, dog lovers, blah, blah, blah.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Do we get a dog?
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I would say 95% of people said don't do it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: And even they were like, I love my dogs, but
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: I regret getting them.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Even the ones who are like really hardcore dog lovers,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: they were like, don't do it.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: All right. So we're doing the What's in the Mum's
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: group chat, Amy.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and a lady has written in and she's in
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: a bit of a pickle.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Obviously her daughter wants a puppy, desperately wants a dog.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: She's been making PowerPoint presentations to try and get her
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: dad over the line.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: The dad is not moving.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: He doesn't want it.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: He's stubborn as all hell. He doesn't want to do it.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: The mum thinks that with Christmas coming up, now would
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: be a great time to get her a little puppy,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: but I don't know.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: If the dad is.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Adamant and really against having a pet and he doesn't
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: like the hair and all those kind of things, I don't.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Know if he's as.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Like, we were obviously chatting about how I'm actually the
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: dad in this relationship.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want a dog either.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I don't really want a dog. But, and I hope
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Ryan's not listening, but if he did bring a puppy home,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I'd probably love on it really hardly. Whereas I don't
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: know if men are like that.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember my mum just, he was a cat,
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: then there was another cat, then there was a dog.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: And my dad just bloody dealt with it. What do
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: you think? Do you do it? Do you get the dog?
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Is that even– you were saying a lot of people
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: regret getting their dogs and cats. Yeah, I had a.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Lot of people message me when I was kind of
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: sitting on the fence about it saying, don't do it,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: which is pretty interesting.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: 131065, what do you reckon this mum should do? Does
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: she get the dog? Chanel in Blacktown High, what do
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: you reckon?
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Hey, Chanel.
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: Hi.
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: I think that they should definitely get the dog because
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: in my experience, I've got a dog and, like– And
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: I also take that he's saying that the dog will shed.
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: So I've got a Cavoodle, and they're hypoallergenic. They don't shed.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: So that's tick.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, because that's the breed that this little kid is.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Has picked out.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's already, yep.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she wants a Cavoodle.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get a Cavoodle. Yeah, I believe there are dog
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: and cat breeds that won't shed.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Okay. So the dad's got no excuse then. Yeah.
• 49:31
  Speaker 9: No, you know, the dad's got no excuse. And it also,
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: it will be good, like, for the daughter, for the
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: girl to have a responsibility to learn how to take
• 49:43
  Speaker 9: care of the dog.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're saying, Amy, it's just going to end
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: up being you.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I think the novelty will wear off pretty quickly with
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: my kids.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course it does.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: And also I just think to myself... I'm already so
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: time poor.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: And I know dogs need to be walked and stuff.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: And my thing is I would want to get a
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: dog and I would want to make sure that I
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: looked after it.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: And loved on it the way that it deserved. And
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: I'm at capacity at the moment.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Ellie on 131065, you're in Kalara. Good morning. What do
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: you think? Get the dog?
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Hey, Ellie.
• 50:15
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I think we should get a dog, but my
• 50:19
  Speaker 16: mum says that we shouldn't. Because, like, when we got
• 50:22
  Speaker 16: a dog for Christmas.
• 50:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 9: I really wanted to take care of it, but then
• 50:26
  Speaker 9: afterwards I just got a bit lazy and my mum
• 50:28
  Speaker 9: had to do all of it.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: There we go. This is exactly what happens.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be my future too.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: I noticed, I remember growing up, the dog would just
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: follow mum around because guess what? Mum walked the dog,
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: mum fed the dog.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: And it was.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: It was my dog, I remember. It was my kindergarten present.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: And I bet you never walked it.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: I did a bit. For the first couple of weeks, right?
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: You know mum's going to do more. Hey, Sophie, you're
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: in Waverley. What's your opinion here? Hey, Sophie. Oh, hi.
• 50:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think go for it. Get a dog. I
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: have the same situation. My husband never really wanted a dog.
• 51:01
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 51:02
  Speaker 8: We got one. She's actually won today. Oh, happy birthday.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Let's get her on the birthday wheel.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Let's start doing animals on the birthday wheel.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Sophie, can I ask, how did your husband take it
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: when you just brought the dog home?
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: I didn't just bring it home. I told him it
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: was happening and he sort of was, you know, not
• 51:20
  Speaker 8: happy about it. But now he actually does like the dog.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They come around.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Well, I actually always said to my brothers, I'd love
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: to get a dog for my dad because he's retired
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: down the coast.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: They become like companions for older men, don't they?
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: That could be a good idea, though, because that could
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: kind of be their dog, but it's with your parents.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Well....
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, and my parents do a lot of travelling, so
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: maybe when my parents are overseas.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: You have the dog.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: We can have the dog.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: There's a bit of middle ground there. Yeah, okay. Phoebe,
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: you're on air. Hi, what do you think?
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Hey, Phoebe.
• 51:52
  Speaker 12: Hi, I think you should absolutely get the dog. When
• 51:57
  Speaker 12: I was little, me and my sister, we actually did
• 51:59
  Speaker 12: a PowerPoint presentation as well.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Yay.
• 52:03
  Speaker 12: And we sat mum and dad down in the lounge
• 52:05
  Speaker 12: room did the presentation dad still was like absolutely not
• 52:10
  Speaker 12: we're not getting a dog and then of course we
• 52:13
  Speaker 12: did get the dog and now they are best friends
• 52:15
  Speaker 12: he takes care of her all the time you are
• 52:18
  Speaker 12: right in that but we do christmas photos every year
• 52:21
  Speaker 12: with her and she's just like a special little part
• 52:23
  Speaker 12: of our.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Family what kind of dog did you get i really.
• 52:25
  Speaker 12: Think She's a Moodle, so a Maltese cross toy poodle, hypoallergenic,
• 52:30
  Speaker 12: so no fur.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: No shedding either.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: All right, another one with a PowerPoint, and Dad ended
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: up loving the dog. Rita in North Parramatta. Hi, Rita.
• 52:41
  Speaker 9: Hey, guys.
• 52:42
  Speaker 19: How are you going?
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Good. Go for it.
• 52:44
  Speaker 13: That's good.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: What do you think?
• 52:45
  Speaker 19: I do not think you should get the dog.
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: What?
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 52:51
  Speaker 19: I was the one that actually got the dog for
• 52:53
  Speaker 19: my daughter. She really wanted a dog apparently. And we
• 52:56
  Speaker 19: ended up getting a little Cavoodle. First of all, they're probably,
• 53:00
  Speaker 19: they're beautiful dogs, but they're the most anxiety driven, needy
• 53:04
  Speaker 19: dogs you could ever get. And I'm time poor too.
• 53:08
  Speaker 19: So I thought, okay, we'll keep her busy. It's even
• 53:11
  Speaker 19: hard for her to throw a toy to him at nighttime.
• 53:13
  Speaker 19: So I'm the one always entertaining him. He's always on
• 53:16
  Speaker 19: my lap. I'm the one throwing the toy. I'm the
• 53:18
  Speaker 19: one taking the dog for a walk in my lunch
• 53:20
  Speaker 19: break when.
• 53:20
  Speaker 18: I don't have time.
• 53:21
  Speaker 19: It's so time consuming to have a dog. They're beautiful,
• 53:25
  Speaker 19: but no.
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Would you say you regret the purchase?
• 53:30
  Speaker 19: I can't say that now that I've got him.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Because you love him.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: You love him now.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you do.
• 53:35
  Speaker 19: I have to love him. You have to learn to
• 53:36
  Speaker 19: love him.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, of course.
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: Like, what can you do?
• 53:38
  Speaker 19: You can't throw him out the window.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Can you?
• 53:41
  Speaker 18: And your daughter just won't.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: She just, like, won't do anything.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: Not really.
• 53:47
  Speaker 19: Like I have to say, oh, can you just fill
• 53:48
  Speaker 19: the water up on the bowl? She's like, okay. But
• 53:51
  Speaker 19: like if I don't say anything.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she wouldn't do it.
• 53:53
  Speaker 19: It won't be done. And I'll be like, oh, can
• 53:54
  Speaker 19: you please throw the toy? She's like, oh, do I
• 53:56
  Speaker 19: have to? I'm like, well, yes, you do because I've
• 53:59
  Speaker 19: been doing it the whole time.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: You wanted the dog. Yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: I'm hearing you. What a pain in the ass.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know what this mum is.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: It sounds like the mum on this WhatsApp group wants
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: the dog equally as much as the daughter.
• 54:14
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: So maybe combined, the two of them can take care
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: She may.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Lose a husband in the process.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: He sounds pretty stuck in his ways, doesn't he?
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: And you, Amy? No dog? And me?
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: It's still a no from me.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: But if Ryan just brings one home?
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Well, I literally just got a message from Ryan.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: Look at that.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: The E emoji and a dog emoji.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: He's listening.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Which means he's listening.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: This is not a green light, Ryan. Do not bring
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: a dog home.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Pick up the phone for our last calls, 131065. Anything
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: you want to chat about, we're going to get you
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: live on air right now. We'll go to George in Parramatta. Hello, mate.
• 54:51
  Speaker 14: Hey, I hear you say people that can't dance are
• 54:54
  Speaker 14: no good in bed.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Well, I didn't say that.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: No.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Natalie and Amy did.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: That's just the old wives' tale.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a myth.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Because I'm really good in bed.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: Self-proclaimed? Yeah.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Yuck.
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: Nats just said yuck from the back of the newsroom.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: I could hear it. We heard it. Really good in bed.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: But can I say, actually, Sean, you were asking me.
• 55:18
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: You said, do I still get up and dance?
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: I think that's important. Like, you know, get up and
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: like to this music. I want to know.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's dancing.
• 55:27
  Speaker 8: There it is.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: There it is.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're doing the choo-choo train.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to give him crap because that's sort
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: of as good as I can do.
• 55:34
  Speaker 15: No, don't you think how he's moving is exactly how
• 55:36
  Speaker 15: he'd move in the sack?
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: He's just rigid and bouncing.
• 55:40
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: It'd be so awkward. You don't want that?
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: Use.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: Hey, wait.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: I want to find out from George. Are you a
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: good dancer?
• 55:48
  Speaker 14: I'm a terrible dancer, but I am absolutely dynamite in
• 55:51
  Speaker 14: the bed.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: George, who told you this? Is this feedback from some
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: women or...? Self-proclaimed as well.
• 55:59
  Speaker 14: Every second weekend I go to the swingers and they're
• 56:01
  Speaker 14: always lining up to be next.
• 56:04
  Speaker 17: What?
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: The swingers.
• 56:08
  Speaker 11: You're getting it on with.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Swingers, buddy.
• 56:09
  Speaker 14: And all the regulars that are there always, when they
• 56:13
  Speaker 14: see me, they want to grab my hand and drag
• 56:14
  Speaker 14: me away.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: They're like George, the two left feet George, but he's
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: got the rhythm in the bed.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Where it matters.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Where it matters.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: It's all about horizontal dancing, Amy. I don't know.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: It's all that matters.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Wow, swingers.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Swingers, where does he go? The women lining up.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: I'll get him back if you want. Where do you go, George?
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Amy wants to take part.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Tell me more.
• 56:36
  Speaker 14: Oh, well, give me a call after this. Amy, I'll
• 56:40
  Speaker 14: show you the places we go to.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow, wild.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Alex is on.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Hi, Alex.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: Hi, Alex.
• 56:46
  Speaker 13: Hello, guys.
• 56:47
  Speaker 12: How are you?
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Good. What do you want to talk about?
• 56:50
  Speaker 19: We're talking about the.
• 56:51
  Speaker 16: Dogs and how to convince partners.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, whether or not people should get one, including myself.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you really don't want a dog. But Ryan would
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: happily have a dog right now, wouldn't he?
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Ryan would happily have a dog. But we actually, yeah, yeah.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: What do you think, Alex?
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 57:06
  Speaker 18: All right.
• 57:07
  Speaker 19: So no one can deny the most gorgeous face on
• 57:11
  Speaker 19: a little puppy.
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: So all you need to do is chuck a bow
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: on it.
• 57:14
  Speaker 16: And I swear to God.
• 57:16
  Speaker 19: I swear to God, bring the dog.
• 57:17
  Speaker 16: To you and say no more. Like it's irresistible.
• 57:21
  Speaker 13: It's strategy.
• 57:22
  Speaker 19: When the dog's not in sight, then yeah, fair.
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: No one wants a dog.
• 57:26
  Speaker 19: But as soon as that dog meets that person, that's it.
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: It's there.
• 57:30
  Speaker 16: And then it's sold.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: It's so true. Like if someone dumped... a dog or
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: a kitten or something in my house, I couldn't take
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: it to the pound. I'd be like, they're going to
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: euthanise it. I'd just take care of it.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: This is why dogs, puppies, kittens, they're so cute.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: It's the same as babies.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Babies are so adorable and they're mute and they don't
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: make much noise and it lures you into a false
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: sense of security.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Just like with babies, also with animals, right?
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Because then they grow out.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: I did hear something about their eyes. I think kittens
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: and puppies have big eyes.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: Big doe eyes.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Like babies.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: So you fall in love with them. So you do.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: You are besotted.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: But even if someone dumped some flea ridden mongrel of
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: a dog that had 1700 health complaints in my house
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: and said, you take care of it or take it
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: to the pound and they'll kill it. I'd take care
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 58:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, I probably wouldn't.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: I'm a pushover.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: No, you wouldn't do that. What, if a dog turned
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: up with rabies? No, I'm good.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: I'd pay for its treatments. I'm a pushover. Let's go, Alan.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Hi, mate.
• 58:36
  Speaker 12: G'day.
• 58:37
  Speaker 11: How are you?
• 58:37
  Speaker 14: Hello.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Good. What do you want to chat about, Alan?
• 58:39
  Speaker 11: I heard you were talking about the moths.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: The bogan or bogan moths. Bogong. Bogong. Yeah. What about them, man?
• 58:48
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 58:49
  Speaker 11: I basically, I live in the mountains, rural area, semi-rural area,
• 58:54
  Speaker 11: and because hanging a torch around, carrying a torch around
• 59:00
  Speaker 11: means you only use one hand, so I have a headlamp.
• 59:03
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 59:03
  Speaker 11: The headlamp switches to red or white. Yeah. I put on.
• 59:10
  Speaker 11: I had on white before, and of course, you get
• 59:13
  Speaker 11: moths everywhere, of course. Yeah. And then I put on red,
• 59:15
  Speaker 11: no moths.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, so they don't like red light.
• 59:19
  Speaker 11: No, they don't like red light, no.
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: I've got an LED face mask.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's red?
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I might just wear that at night.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: And maybe when, you know what, I was thinking if
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: they still hang around when it's Christmas, they're going to
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: be attracted to all the Christmas lights. But maybe you
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: could just have red lights. And, oh, here we go. Chelsea,
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: you've looked it up, have you?
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: I have.
• 59:40
  Speaker 17: So they're not attracted to the red light because they
• 59:42
  Speaker 17: cannot see in the red light.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: Gotcha.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: So they get blind.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: So you know what that means. The local brothel doesn't
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: have any moths.
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: How do you know what colour is on at the brothels?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: I read it in a Reddit thread. Yeah, okay.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Sure, Mikey, sure.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: It's well known, mate. It's the colour they have out
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: the front. So do doctor surgeries, though, so people must
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: get confused. Is it a brothel or is it a
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: medical practice? On the show tomorrow, Miranda Kerr's calling in.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, amazing.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got your chance to drive Wayne a brand
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: new car. Thousands of bucks up for grabs with our
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: pop quiz. And Gordie is here. You can go and
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: see Harry Styles. He's got your tickets. Amy, have a
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: good day. I'll see you tomorrow.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 15: Bye.