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Brayden Learns Something CRAZY! #16 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

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SPEAKER_01: Grab a cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
0:04
SPEAKER_00: Here comes your shout with Jay and Braden.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey guys, and welcome back to your shout with Jay and Braden, episode 16, the podcast.
0:19
SPEAKER_00: Braden, mate, good to have you back.
0:21
SPEAKER_01: What's good, people?
0:22
SPEAKER_01: What's good?
0:23
SPEAKER_00: Oh mate, it's good to have you for another episode.
0:25
SPEAKER_00: We missed another week, but mate, you've been you're at TAFE.
0:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was at TAFE.
0:28
SPEAKER_01: Fucking heaps of fun at TAFE.
0:30
SPEAKER_00: Because obviously we're both tradies, but I'm not through TAFE.
0:33
SPEAKER_00: I'm through building industry training.
0:35
SPEAKER_00: So it's not actual TAFE.
0:36
SPEAKER_00: They actually come to us on our job site and they give us our work and we do it kind of at home.
0:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
0:41
SPEAKER_00: So I'm never off the work site, which affects my boss because obviously we're such a small business.
0:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
0:46
SPEAKER_00: But um, are you glad to be back at work, not TAFE?
0:48
SPEAKER_00: Um does it have a perk?
0:50
SPEAKER_00: Does it have its perks being at TAFE?
0:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Fridays you finish early.
0:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh, early Friday knockoff.
0:55
SPEAKER_00: It's like two, uh, it's like Did you have a normal work week?
0:58
SPEAKER_00: Like is that your normal if you do TAFE, you wouldn't work on the weekend?
1:01
SPEAKER_01: So if I do my nine days on and five days off, I do like like it was last time.
1:05
SPEAKER_01: I was like, I was working my nine and then I had to go to TAFE on my five days off.
1:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10
SPEAKER_01: But I didn't obviously work the weekends because TAFE isn't on the weekend, so I worked like I think I was like two or three weeks almost straight.
1:20
SPEAKER_01: Almost straight.
1:20
SPEAKER_01: I'd say I had like two, two, three days off or whatever it was.
1:23
SPEAKER_01: And man, the paycheck was awesome, but I was so like knackered out.
1:27
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you would be mate.
1:28
SPEAKER_01: I was just like boring at TAFE.
1:30
SPEAKER_01: It was fun, but boring, and then having to go back to work, and I was on call too, but luckily the um public holiday was the end of TAFE period, so so did you get Easter at all?
1:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, uh yeah, I got Easter off.
1:43
SPEAKER_01: I got that whole I got all the four days.
1:45
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's oh that's good.
1:46
SPEAKER_01: I was on call.
1:47
SPEAKER_01: So okay.
1:48
SPEAKER_01: How was your Easter anyway, man?
1:49
SPEAKER_01: Well it wasn't too bad.
1:50
SPEAKER_01: We just were hanging hanging out at um Nambi's parents.
1:54
SPEAKER_01: We did a bit of pool.
1:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
1:56
SPEAKER_01: Uh dr oh I didn't drink actually.
1:58
SPEAKER_01: Um because you're on call, so yeah, because I was on call.
2:01
SPEAKER_01: But that was that was literally it, man.
2:03
SPEAKER_01: It was like nothing much to happen.
2:05
SPEAKER_00: Like on Good Friday, are you one of those people that don't eat the no meat?
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SPEAKER_00: Like the red meat?
2:09
SPEAKER_00: Uh I eat meat.
2:10
SPEAKER_00: I eat meat.
2:11
SPEAKER_00: I still eat it.
2:11
SPEAKER_00: We see I'm not religious, but for some reason my mum likes to do the fact that we do it, so I've always done it.
2:16
SPEAKER_00: And um, they were away at Morton Island, so it was just Kate and I at home.
2:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and we literally were um we had chicken schnitzels and we're like, oh yeah, we'll do a chicken snitty and all that.
2:25
SPEAKER_00: And then we're just like, oh no, no, let's do a chicken pummy.
2:27
SPEAKER_00: And it wasn't until halfway through, we're like, hang on a minute, this is ham.
2:30
SPEAKER_00: And we're like, oh well, we survived nearly the whole day with not eating red meat, but yeah, yeah, but the chicken palmy was actually pretty freaking good.
2:37
SPEAKER_00: Nice in the air fryer, by the way.
2:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, air fryer's air fryer.
2:40
SPEAKER_00: By the way, if we could give like a capital on stuff right now, I'll give the if we could cert anything, you know, you got Sir David Appenburgh, sir, this sir, this.
2:48
SPEAKER_00: If I could cert anything that's a kitchen appliance, it would be the air fry, because oh my god.
2:53
SPEAKER_00: 100% I can't do, I can't think to do a steak in there.
2:57
SPEAKER_00: I know people have done it, but I don't know how that would cook a good steak.
3:00
SPEAKER_00: Ah, no way, no way.
3:01
SPEAKER_01: You need to do that shit.
3:02
SPEAKER_01: You can do you can do reverse ease in the oven, which is pretty pretty cool.
3:06
SPEAKER_00: But not but that's still nothing like the air fry.
3:08
SPEAKER_00: I just don't know how you get.
3:09
SPEAKER_00: I would love to give it a go and see what it's like, but I'm just like, well, I don't want to waste a steak on it because just on the grill.
3:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it'd be kind of gross, I feel.
3:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, definitely.
3:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't I want my medium rare steak.
3:19
SPEAKER_00: Actually, no, I'm I'm noticing now that I'm more rare to medium rare.
3:22
SPEAKER_00: I'm liking a bit more blue almost.
3:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, mate.
3:25
SPEAKER_00: Because yeah, I yeah, but that's just me.
3:27
SPEAKER_00: But anyway, mate, um, I want to talk about this and I'm bringing it to you.
3:30
SPEAKER_00: And it's your first time hearing this because I want your true your how should I say, your true impression of it.
3:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh, wow.
3:37
SPEAKER_00: Um, and for the listeners, this really involves you.
3:40
SPEAKER_00: Now, mate, we've been doing the podcast.
3:41
SPEAKER_00: It's nearly a year, by the way, everyone.
3:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, our first year of our podcast is coming up where we'll celebrate, we'll celebrate being one year of this.
3:48
SPEAKER_00: I know we've only done like 16 episodes, but you know, bear with us, guys, you know.
3:52
SPEAKER_00: Um, and thank you if you've been sticking around for episode one.
3:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:56
SPEAKER_01: Good on you.
3:57
SPEAKER_00: That's coming up soon.
3:58
SPEAKER_00: But what I want to talk about, mate, is I won't I'm thinking about other ways we can make our podcast a bit interesting.
4:02
SPEAKER_00: And maybe like on an episode, we do like a special, like where we talk about one certain topic.
4:07
SPEAKER_00: Now, mate, how do you feel about in the future or very near future of doing a conspiracy theory podcast?
4:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm all cool.
4:16
SPEAKER_01: I'm all down for conspiracy theories.
4:18
SPEAKER_01: You are, mate?
4:18
SPEAKER_00: Okay, because I know some people just don't like that shit.
4:21
SPEAKER_00: And um, but that's why I'm bringing it to you.
4:23
SPEAKER_00: What do you do you reckon it'll be a good podcast?
4:25
SPEAKER_00: And we could just I mean conspiracy theories.
4:27
SPEAKER_01: Oh, just like what?
4:28
SPEAKER_00: Just like um, so we'll tackle down just like one episode or something, or yeah, no, just for one episode, we will tackle down like the five biggest conspiracy theories in the way and have our own take on that, and then it'll be good because before the episode goes out, I will send out all the conspiracy theories on the Instagram, like it's kind of like the yay or nay for but for a conspiracy theory.
4:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:47
SPEAKER_00: Like, for example, do you believe in the moon landing?
4:49
SPEAKER_00: And we can have all the listeners get involved in the show too.
4:52
SPEAKER_00: And I just thought I wanted your advice because obviously you're the next co-host on this.
4:55
SPEAKER_00: So, do you think that'd be a good thing?
4:57
SPEAKER_00: I think that'd be sweet, bro.
4:58
SPEAKER_00: I feel like a lot of people get involved in the conspiracy theory.
5:00
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's interesting, like, even just to hear, like, you know, I mean, like uh just background noise would be pretty cool.
5:05
SPEAKER_01: But um, yeah, bro, I'm down for it.
5:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm I'm definitely down for it.
5:08
SPEAKER_00: And if you listeners are listening in right now, uh please let us know on Instagram or comment on this podcast.
5:14
SPEAKER_00: Um, are you interested in doing a conspiracy theory podcast?
5:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like would you would that be something that you'd be interested in listening to?
5:21
SPEAKER_00: Because obviously we want to make this interesting for you guys as much as possible.
5:25
SPEAKER_00: And if you'd like to hear that, let us know, mate.
5:27
SPEAKER_00: Moving on, going back going back to you at TAFE, mate.
5:32
SPEAKER_00: You told me something before we went on air and uh before we went on to press a record on this podcast, and you're a bit iffy on a bit.
5:38
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, mate, this is like the most open podcast.
5:41
SPEAKER_00: We have talked about the weirdest shit on this podcast.
5:43
SPEAKER_01: This is weird, weird.
5:44
SPEAKER_00: This is what you just said to me.
5:46
SPEAKER_00: I am like I nearly just I nearly went into hysterics because I could not believe that this is a true thing.
5:52
SPEAKER_00: Now, tell us what you learnt this week, and I I've just learned it just now.
5:57
unknown: Okay.
5:59
SPEAKER_01: Alright, so uh I don't know how it came up, but you know, like it it just got brought up.
6:05
SPEAKER_01: Uh it was something about soaking.
6:08
SPEAKER_01: And for those that don't know, it's like a um, you know, you you think obviously soaking is like, oh, you just like dishes or something like that.
6:15
SPEAKER_01: Nah, this is completely different.
6:16
SPEAKER_01: It's like the opposite side of the game for me.
6:18
SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay, yeah.
6:20
SPEAKER_01: So um I've I've even searched it up because like I'm fairly certain what I said was true, and it is.
6:25
SPEAKER_01: So it's it's like a Mormon thing.
6:27
SPEAKER_01: So soaking is like when you're having penetrat like when you're having sex, like you're penetrating without any thrusting or movement.
6:34
SPEAKER_01: So I just don't get what you mean by that.
6:35
SPEAKER_01: Like so it's like say you get a bloke, he's on the bed, and then a chick has just sit on it on top of him.
6:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
6:43
SPEAKER_01: So he's in and whatnot.
6:45
SPEAKER_01: Yep, they're they're having it.
6:46
SPEAKER_01: And they're just sitting there.
6:47
SPEAKER_01: They're just where they have a third party or like you know, someone else, and they shake the bed, and it like rocks him back and forward in a sense, and it's to aim it's the the way they this is just because they want to stay within the church's chastity rules.
7:08
SPEAKER_00: So like, oh yeah, dude, it's it's um that it's I'm sorry, it as soon as they go in, you've had sex pretty much, okay.
7:18
SPEAKER_00: You you you know that, but you're telling me that there's a third person party that's moving the bed for what the f and it's a regular thing, dude, for Mormons.
7:27
SPEAKER_01: It's a regular thing.
7:28
SPEAKER_00: This is my first time here.
7:30
SPEAKER_00: Obviously, I'm not in that religious world or you know, on that side of the thing, but I am actually just shocked.
7:36
SPEAKER_01: I'm the same, dude.
7:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm more how do you ask the third person?
7:41
SPEAKER_01: Like, I feel like it's just like um yeah, I don't know.
7:45
SPEAKER_00: He's because like by the way, I'm no weak, I'm no strong person or anything, but my bed's pretty freaking big.
7:51
SPEAKER_00: And if I had two people on, then I had to try and shake that bed, I'd do a shit job.
7:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but surely it'd be like a water bed.
7:57
SPEAKER_01: You'd like a person at the bottom just like pushing the water bed.
8:00
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's a really making fucking big waves in the bed or something.
8:04
SPEAKER_00: If it's rockin', don't come and knockin'.
8:06
SPEAKER_01: But like, it's like how do you like get amazed like, oh hey dude, like we're thinking of like getting it on tonight.
8:12
SPEAKER_01: You reckon you could rock the bed for us or something.
8:13
SPEAKER_00: Like, fuck yeah, mate.
8:15
SPEAKER_00: I've got your back, dude.
8:16
SPEAKER_00: That is just plugged up.
8:18
SPEAKER_01: That is so you you're seeing, like, imagine you're at the other end and you can just see balls and just and you're what do you do?
8:27
SPEAKER_01: Do you just like put AirPods in and just tune into like your favorite podcast or something?
8:33
SPEAKER_00: They're listening to your they're listening to us while they're freaking out like what do you what do you do?
8:39
SPEAKER_01: Like it's just it's just wild, man.
8:43
SPEAKER_00: I'm just more gone for I'm like, like, I just can't get over like how lazy are you?
8:48
SPEAKER_00: Like, I I get the whole idea because you know they're brought they're trying to do it without the guidelines of sex in like some of the religious realms of that type of stuff.
8:56
SPEAKER_00: Well, it's almost like a threesome.
8:58
SPEAKER_00: You're literally having a threesome, it kind of is.
9:00
SPEAKER_00: I'm just saying, but it's I'm I to be honest, I'm I'm shocked, but I'm also I I I get the idea.
9:06
SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to keep an open-minded, but it's just like, no, I'm just yeah, I'll just stick to Americans, eh?
9:13
SPEAKER_00: Americans.
9:15
SPEAKER_01: If there's a way there is a will with those people, I'd take it.
9:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh mate, yeah, they can make anything happen, they freaking will, that's for sure.
9:22
SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah.
9:22
SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't even know how to get off from the topic of that, but there you go.
9:26
SPEAKER_00: Um, and you've learned that at Tave.
9:27
SPEAKER_00: It's good to know what you're learning at TAP.
9:29
SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, it's it's heavy D as a mechanic.
9:31
SPEAKER_01: What do you expect?
9:32
SPEAKER_01: I'm sure there's much worse than the Chippy department, surely.
9:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, well, come on, come on.
9:37
SPEAKER_00: Well, no, because we're in people's homes.
9:39
SPEAKER_00: Like we don't really get to because we have You guys are the one shaking the bed.
9:46
SPEAKER_00: You guys are the one shaking the bed.
9:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:52
SPEAKER_00: I've got that on the chin.
9:55
SPEAKER_00: Someone will be copping it on the chin, but you know, that's it, that's freaking hell.
9:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh wow.
10:01
SPEAKER_00: Your shout with John and Brennan, okay.
10:03
SPEAKER_00: We we talk about all stuff in there, so uh love to know if you've been a part of a situation.
10:09
SPEAKER_01: I don't I don't know if anyone that would listen would be like if so, fucking we need to know.
10:14
SPEAKER_00: We need to get them on the podcast.
10:16
SPEAKER_00: I need to interview them.
10:17
SPEAKER_00: Obviously, you can stay anonymous, but we would love to get you on and just talk about how the leading up to it was, and surely someone who would know someone, even if they're listening to the podcast, surely someone would know someone that's done it and try and get them to contact us, and we would love to get them on the show.
10:32
SPEAKER_00: Um, and we'll we'll keep them anonymous, completely anonymous, but you know, it it's to me, it's just like a it's almost like they just want a threesome, but they just haven't gone for the threesome.
10:41
SPEAKER_00: Like it's like I don't know, like well, it's like those relationships where you know when you've got like you're dating two people, oh the polyamoranthy fucking the duo thing where it's like uh he's got two girlfriends, triangle or some bullshit triangle, yeah, bro.
10:56
SPEAKER_01: That that shit's weird as well.
10:58
SPEAKER_00: It's hard enough trying to keep one girl trying to be satisfied, trying to keep two, fucking hell.
11:02
SPEAKER_01: Imagine all like I love I love you, Nami, but imagine all the arguments you have in the house.
11:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh shit, yes.
11:07
SPEAKER_00: Three, and especially if it's two girls against one, you're fucked.
11:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're already fucked, you're already fucked when you have an argument with your girlfriend.
11:14
SPEAKER_00: Add another girl into the picture of that that are both, you know, inclined in the relationship.
11:19
SPEAKER_00: You have got no yeah.
11:21
SPEAKER_01: You've just like if you're dating two like two chicks, you've like being a bloke, you gotta know when to not like add in.
11:28
SPEAKER_01: Like you just gotta know when to stop.
11:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because if not, you'd fucking want to like do yourself over or something, man.
11:35
SPEAKER_00: Like, I I I top my hats off those people that can do two relationships, you know.
11:38
SPEAKER_00: It's nothing I I don't I don't agree with it, but like if you can do that type of it's just weird.
11:43
SPEAKER_00: Like, what about the parents?
11:44
SPEAKER_01: Like, you have all the parents over, like oh imagine Christmas.
11:47
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
11:48
SPEAKER_00: That's a big family.
11:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Jesus.
11:50
SPEAKER_00: Imagine the wedding.
11:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh, wedding.
11:52
SPEAKER_00: Oh god, that'd be an awkward wedding.
11:54
SPEAKER_00: Like, does it is it do they walk down together?
11:56
SPEAKER_00: Like, do they do one separately, or is it all like yeah, like do they all have one turn of each, or is it just all together, you know?
12:04
SPEAKER_00: Because imagine that you're gonna propose twice.
12:05
SPEAKER_00: You've got to do one to her, and that's two wedding wings.
12:08
SPEAKER_00: That's two rings, bro.
12:09
SPEAKER_00: That's like AGs, bro.
12:11
SPEAKER_00: What the fuck?
12:12
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit, that's expensive as shit.
12:15
SPEAKER_00: Especially the price of the wedding rings, which apparently I heard the price of your wedding ring should be three times your weekly income.
12:24
SPEAKER_00: Uh, okay.
12:25
SPEAKER_00: So that's what they got told by some bullshit thing.
12:29
SPEAKER_00: So I'm thinking I want to do it right now while I'm on apprentice wages.
12:31
SPEAKER_00: Because it's a closer.
12:33
SPEAKER_01: I might as well just get a lollipop ring at that time.
12:35
SPEAKER_01: Lollipop ring.
12:36
SPEAKER_01: That's all we can afford.
12:38
SPEAKER_00: Uh now, keeping on the theme, mate, of like relationships and all that.
12:42
SPEAKER_00: I I wanted to bring this to the table and have your input.
12:45
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes.
12:46
SPEAKER_00: Now, of course, you and Naomi have been together for a very long time.
12:50
SPEAKER_00: Indeed.
12:50
SPEAKER_00: Um, more than Kate and I.
12:51
SPEAKER_00: Um checking partners' phones, kind of like a yay or nay, but not really a yay or nay.
12:56
SPEAKER_00: What are your expectations on that?
12:58
SPEAKER_01: I really don't care.
12:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I feel like if you're in a relationship and you need to check your partner's phone, why are you questioning that?
13:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
13:05
SPEAKER_00: And the reason why I bring this up.
13:06
SPEAKER_01: Why are you checking your partner's phone?
13:08
SPEAKER_00: The reason why I brought it up is because on my radio show we talked about this and I had so many people comment in saying, yeah, I checked my partner's phones, I got my partner's passcodes and all that.
13:17
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I've got my I know my partner's passcode to her phone, yeah, but I don't really go on there to check if there's anything on there.
13:24
SPEAKER_00: Like I don't just check her phone when she's asleep and just check where she's on.
13:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because I think to myself, if you need to be doing that, you why are you questioning it?
13:30
SPEAKER_00: But the people that the amount of people that commented in when I was doing it, they checked their partner's phones.
13:35
SPEAKER_00: You're kidding.
13:36
SPEAKER_00: And you know the funniest reason why?
13:38
SPEAKER_00: And one person sent this in, and it got me interesting, which leads on to the next topic, is they said they like the feel of being jealous.
13:46
SPEAKER_00: Oh now I thought to myself, and I saw a lot another TikTok talk about this, is having jealousy in a relationship healthy?
13:56
SPEAKER_00: Nah.
13:56
SPEAKER_00: And I I in a way I can see in the on the on the end where on the end of jealousy, on the end where you are like, you feel a bit like okay, you feel like you know you're loved because they you know they're feeling jealous about you.
14:08
SPEAKER_00: But on the other hand, is it like why you know you don't need to worry about anything because you know I'm not gonna do anything?
14:14
SPEAKER_00: So it's an interesting topic.
14:16
SPEAKER_00: Is jealousy in a relationship healthy?
14:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
14:20
SPEAKER_00: I think it is to an extent.
14:22
SPEAKER_00: I think you know, if she is out there purposely trying to make you jealous, that's a different way.
14:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but if it's other things where you know you're like, oh, you know, something little we she like goes out on a night out with the girls and you see her all dressed up and you're like, fuck, you know, yeah, she looks hot as shit.
14:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I feel like in a sense, like what you're saying, yeah, I could probably get in a bandwagon like saying, yeah, but like it could be it could be a way of like showing, not just showing them, but like, you know, obviously not doing it on purpose, but like they know that you still care in a sense.
14:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, to an extent.
14:53
SPEAKER_00: That's exactly what I'm trying to say.
14:55
SPEAKER_00: Like, I do get it, I do, but like it's a feeling it's also like it's kind of a good feeling, it's a horrible thing to say, but it's kind of a good feeling where you're like, oh my god, she likes me that much that you know she's jealous about me.
15:05
SPEAKER_00: But at the same time where you're like, you don't need to roll- I don't want her to be jealous about it.
15:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's the thing, you don't that's the thing.
15:10
SPEAKER_00: You don't want her to be jealous because you don't want her to row about you, like you know I'm not gonna, but at the same time, you have that little feeling where you're like, oh, you know, she kind of cares.
15:17
SPEAKER_00: So I can see where they're coming from, but the checking the partner's phone, I I've never done it.
15:22
SPEAKER_00: I very I'm a very person who's like, if you're in a relationship, you're in there for a reason and you don't need to check people's phones.
15:28
SPEAKER_00: But you know, if you need to check a partner's phone, go ahead and do it.
15:31
SPEAKER_00: But is it the answer you want to be looking for?
15:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know, do you want to find that answer you want to be looking for?
15:37
SPEAKER_00: That's the main yeah.
15:38
SPEAKER_01: So like I didn't even check Nemi's phone, even if maybe if it's like uh to go back through a message to read because like I fucking forgot, or she's told me to like go through a phone for something.
15:49
SPEAKER_00: Like I don't I don't even care.
15:51
SPEAKER_00: Like, dude if Kate said to me, Can I look at your phone?
15:54
SPEAKER_00: I'd go, Yeah, here you go.
15:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I'd be more embarrassed if she starts looking through my group chats with like the boys and all that.
15:59
SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, oh shit, that's a bit that's stuff you don't want to probably read because it's just nothing bad, but it's just shit you won't understand.
16:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and like like sure, like my you know when you go like on Instagram and you search up reels and you go in the search bar and it comes up with all like these different reels and all that.
16:15
SPEAKER_00: Mine, I shit you not is just food.
16:17
SPEAKER_00: Like it is just food and podcasts and radio shit.
16:20
SPEAKER_00: Like it's literally just me in a nutshell.
16:22
SPEAKER_00: So it is the most boring of shit, and it's every mine is food, food, barley, um, radio, podcast, food, barley, and it's just boring after a while.
16:31
SPEAKER_00: Kate's is so interesting.
16:32
SPEAKER_00: That's where I get jealous because I'm like, what the fuck?
16:34
SPEAKER_00: I want a for you page like that.
16:36
SPEAKER_00: So I start searching shit up like what Kate watches, hoping that my algorithm will give me a better for you page.
16:43
SPEAKER_01: You know, like yeah, my partner's for you page is pretty funny, I will admit.
16:48
SPEAKER_01: Do you reckon yours is better or hers is better?
16:50
SPEAKER_01: Because Kate's is 100.
16:51
SPEAKER_01: I like mine.
16:51
SPEAKER_01: I've got like a bunch of redneck shit happening.
16:54
SPEAKER_01: Like I I got like like, see, man, I like mine because it's it's honestly the things I like, like military shit, like just funny stuff.
17:02
SPEAKER_01: You know, like the other day, Team America came up.
17:04
SPEAKER_01: Like, that shit's fucking if you haven't watched it, you need to fucking watch it.
17:07
SPEAKER_01: It's good.
17:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:09
SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, man, but if you had to so you reckon yours would be better, but it's more no, but your for you page is definitely for you.
17:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so where Naomi wouldn't find it interesting.
17:18
SPEAKER_00: Where I'm on the other end.
17:19
SPEAKER_01: She finds her bat shit boring, bro.
17:21
SPEAKER_00: But I'm on the other end where I'm looking at Kate's, I'm like, how the fuck is hers more interesting than mine?
17:25
SPEAKER_00: And this is my 4U page algorithm.
17:27
SPEAKER_00: What do you like?
17:27
SPEAKER_00: Obviously, the algorithm knows that I do radio and search up podcast stuff, so that's all it thinks.
17:32
SPEAKER_00: And I love because you and I send each other food stuff.
17:35
SPEAKER_00: That is just my algorithm.
17:36
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I would love to know how to like refresh the algorithm because I just want a whole completely new change of a 4U page for my TikTok.
17:45
SPEAKER_00: TikTok is the only one for me that is a bit interesting away.
17:49
SPEAKER_00: Instagram for me is just shit.
17:50
SPEAKER_01: Like, I can't tick tock.
17:52
SPEAKER_01: TikTok offline is pretty crap.
17:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay, okay.
17:55
SPEAKER_01: I do have some pretty interesting shit, and then all of a sudden I'll be like, I don't know, some some weird fucking shroom festival will pop up out of fucking nowhere.
18:05
SPEAKER_01: Why the fuck is this on my phone?
18:07
SPEAKER_00: What I want to talk about right now, and it's going back to the social media thing, and this is what I want to talk about, okay, right now.
18:13
SPEAKER_00: Having a little bit of a talk about this.
18:15
SPEAKER_00: This is kind of like a Braid and Rant train, but coming from Josh.
18:17
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
18:18
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm getting on the woo-woo! I'm on the train, okay.
18:21
SPEAKER_00: People that post on Instagram, you know how you got Instagram and you got the slides, and you can add like slides and you can swipe across photos and you can add different photos to like one post.
18:29
SPEAKER_00: Like you swipe, there's another photo, but it's all on the one post, if that makes sense.
18:33
SPEAKER_00: I think I think.
18:33
SPEAKER_01: Do you get what I'm saying?
18:34
SPEAKER_01: I'll show you what I mean.
18:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:36
SPEAKER_01: I get what you mean.
18:36
SPEAKER_01: Because I do all the I did it last time for when we went camping.
18:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, like where you got a post billion photos, you know, where you got a post, but it's all like my 21st is all in one slide.
18:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
18:46
SPEAKER_00: Now, that's understandable.
18:47
SPEAKER_00: It's a 21st.
18:48
SPEAKER_00: You know what shits me to tears.
18:49
SPEAKER_00: And girls, if you're listening, I love you listening to the podcast, but you are bad for this.
18:54
SPEAKER_00: When they do life update and it's 15 photos, and it's the most boring of shit.
18:59
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, did we ask for a life update?
19:02
SPEAKER_00: Like, give me a life update when you've got a baby in the picture, not you having a coffee on the beach, you doing this, hanging out with this, going to a festival.
19:11
SPEAKER_00: I don't give a shit.
19:12
SPEAKER_00: Like, I I I it annoys me when they just it's such a boring thing, and I know it's bullshit because it's Instagram, but I don't give a shit when you post your life update stories.
19:22
SPEAKER_00: Post it when there's like a major thing happening in your life where you just got engaged, you're having a child, or something, not just because you haven't posted in like a year.
19:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the reason why you haven't posted in a year, by the way, is because you know your life is boring, but you just want to post something so you can just be like, yeah, here I am.
19:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like you never remember the last time I posted was like December.
19:40
SPEAKER_01: My life is boring as like let's look on my Instagram, okay?
19:43
SPEAKER_00: We're gonna look on your Instagram, mate.
19:44
SPEAKER_01: But I do I do get it like um My Instagram.
19:46
SPEAKER_00: I've got 13 posts.
19:48
SPEAKER_00: My first ever photo on there was the year 2021.
19:52
SPEAKER_00: My most recent one was actually a video done by a guy who actually came to the studio.
19:57
SPEAKER_00: I interviewed him.
19:57
SPEAKER_00: Shout out to you Stuart Eller if you're listening.
19:59
SPEAKER_00: February 2025.
20:01
SPEAKER_00: So it's been over a year since I've actually posted on my podcast.
20:05
SPEAKER_00: I do a lot of stories, but not actually posts because I just know that I don't really have anything interesting to post, but people just have the need to post something.
20:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like see, I've only got one post because I archive photos after a fair bit.
20:17
SPEAKER_01: Like I just hate seeing shit that I don't want to see.
20:21
SPEAKER_00: So you no even Naomi's not that active either.
20:24
SPEAKER_00: I've noticed Noemi.
20:24
SPEAKER_01: Naomi, we aren't that like big into it, I think.
20:27
SPEAKER_01: Like I'm big into it because obviously I'm in the media, but I still don't post just random shit.
20:32
SPEAKER_01: Well, Nam well, sorry, Naomi's got six posts, but I've got um yeah, I've only got one, and it's of us all going camping.
20:39
SPEAKER_01: Um but yeah, like that's I've had that was in 10th of December last year.
20:44
SPEAKER_01: There you go.
20:45
SPEAKER_01: Like, you know what I mean?
20:46
SPEAKER_01: Like in all my stories, I don't do much on my stories at all.
20:49
SPEAKER_01: Like I uh what I think I might do the the one truck or two, yeah, yeah.
20:53
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
20:54
SPEAKER_01: But um or something I'm working on, but like my little brother does like this shit and it's gross cunt.
21:01
SPEAKER_01: That is what the fucking no he's going through that phase in the man like.
21:06
SPEAKER_00: He's going through the fuck boy stage.
21:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like I I did, I did have that shout out.
21:10
SPEAKER_00: What's your brother's name again?
21:11
SPEAKER_00: I forget.
21:11
SPEAKER_00: Tyler, you know.
21:12
SPEAKER_00: Shout out to you, mate, but we love you, but what the fuck?
21:14
SPEAKER_00: Uh we've all been through that stage, mate.
21:16
SPEAKER_00: We I was through that stage.
21:17
SPEAKER_00: I was a little, I would post on Snapchat with me in the mirror of my shirt off and all that when I actually had a good body.
21:23
SPEAKER_01: I did do that shit as well.
21:25
SPEAKER_01: It's just like we obviously got the gym and stuff, and I was like, oh my god.
21:28
SPEAKER_00: Have you ever looked back on your Snapchat stories back when you were in high school?
21:32
SPEAKER_00: I thought I was the cringiest, I thought I was the coolest break.
21:34
SPEAKER_00: No, I was a cringy motherfucker.
21:35
SPEAKER_01: Bro, I actually looked so good back then, personally, I think, then compared to now.
21:40
SPEAKER_01: Look at them like you fucking good looking motherfucker.
21:42
SPEAKER_00: Mate, I looked way better.
21:43
SPEAKER_00: I actually had a six pack at one point.
21:45
SPEAKER_00: I look at myself now, I'm like, fuck you, bitch.
21:47
SPEAKER_00: Where the fuck did it go?
21:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
21:50
SPEAKER_00: I don't it what annoys me is I see so many people going to the gym.
21:53
SPEAKER_00: Like, you're going to the gym, which by the way, mate.
21:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's rolled up.
21:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're doing one better than us.
21:58
SPEAKER_01: Mate, it's seven bucks a week, and I was like, Why the fuck should I not?
22:01
SPEAKER_00: Can I do a little bet on how long you'll be going to the gym for and when do you stop?
22:04
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'll be going.
22:06
SPEAKER_01: Well, I it's at More not Morrifield, it's at Rothwell.
22:09
SPEAKER_01: So oh yeah, yeah.
22:10
SPEAKER_00: I know where it is.
22:11
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
22:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm just going there.
22:13
SPEAKER_01: And then because her sister likes to go to Morrifield, so we're all going to Morrifield tonight to all work out.
22:19
SPEAKER_01: Which is pretty cool.
22:20
SPEAKER_01: Like, I've always wanted to go work.
22:21
SPEAKER_01: I used to work out with Justin a fair bit back in the heyday.
22:25
SPEAKER_00: Mate, to be honest, you getting back into it may get you the rhythm to go get into it.
22:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, and and the thing is, like, Nami's going to the same place too.
22:31
SPEAKER_01: So, like, are you gonna start eating more healthier and drinking like well, like I I don't I feel like I kind of do eat like fairly okay.
22:39
SPEAKER_01: Like, I yeah, I eat red meat and everything, but like I don't eat crazy chocolate or chips or shit like that.
22:46
SPEAKER_01: Like at work, you know, you might catch me have the like chocolate here and there, but that's just because like fucking i chocolate milk.
22:52
SPEAKER_01: I need no, I just need something sweet because like I've been working the whole time.
22:56
SPEAKER_01: You just need that little bit of sugar.
22:57
SPEAKER_01: You just need a little sugar kick just to last you till like lunch or something.
23:00
SPEAKER_01: I get that.
23:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's just me, but I feel like I'm not that bad.
23:04
SPEAKER_01: Like lost weight.
23:05
SPEAKER_01: I hope it goes well for you, mate.
23:06
SPEAKER_00: Hopefully you can get back in the shape you want to.
23:08
SPEAKER_00: I I need to get back in the gym.
23:09
SPEAKER_00: I looked at myself in the mirror and went fucking hell.
23:11
SPEAKER_01: Well, like I said, it's only seven bucks a week.
23:14
SPEAKER_01: Just uh it can be eleven dollars so you can go to everywhere else.
23:17
SPEAKER_00: It's still the cheapest on the market, and plus it's like a uh Planet Fitness is very like for the people that like World Gym is for the fucking up there freaking steroid fucking.
23:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but that's 27 fucking bucks a week.
23:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fuck the fuck, fuck that.
23:32
SPEAKER_00: I've got shit to pay for.
23:33
SPEAKER_00: That's that's a no that's like two litres of diesel already.
23:35
SPEAKER_01: Dude, it's just ridiculous.
23:37
SPEAKER_00: Like the price of everything is just going up.
23:39
SPEAKER_01: Like my sister has to wait till bloody June or July because she wants to join Planet Fitness now because of like the weekly right uh the weekly pay for it or whatever.
23:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's paying 27 or 25 or 27 dollars a week, and her cancellation fee is like almost 300 bucks.
23:55
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
23:55
SPEAKER_01: But can't there's no cancellation fee with Planet Fitness or whatnot.
23:59
SPEAKER_01: So like it's pretty mint.
24:01
SPEAKER_00: So there's this four of you going.
24:03
SPEAKER_01: So you, Naomi, me, Naomi, Naomi's sister, and Naomi's friend.
24:07
SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
24:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh, not Nami's friend, uh Kaylee's friend.
24:09
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, it's gonna be a good gym chess.
24:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh shit, she's sesh tonight.
24:14
SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be good.
24:14
SPEAKER_00: It's four of you, so that'd be interesting.
24:16
SPEAKER_00: So are you gonna go off and do your partnership or are you all gonna stick together?
24:18
SPEAKER_00: Do you reckon?
24:19
SPEAKER_01: So Naomi's gonna work with her sister because they're doing legs, and then I'm just gonna work with um uh Naomi's sister's friend.
24:27
SPEAKER_01: Uh, we're just gonna do like chest, back, and dry eyes or something.
24:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
24:30
SPEAKER_01: I don't know, because I was like, she's like, oh, we're going to gym tonight.
24:33
SPEAKER_01: I was like, yeah, we can go to the gym tonight.
24:34
SPEAKER_01: And she's like, oh, oh yeah, cool.
24:36
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, I've got no idea what I'd be work I want to work on though.
24:39
SPEAKER_01: She's like, oh, okay.
24:40
SPEAKER_00: And you gotta, I reckon if you're going back to the thing, you gotta start off on a you gotta just work your way in.
24:46
SPEAKER_00: You don't want to get straight in that bang bang.
24:47
SPEAKER_00: You gotta like, you just gotta walk get get on that treadmill, get your blood pressure going.
24:51
SPEAKER_01: It used to be my big thing too, dude.
24:52
SPEAKER_01: Like last time I re-signed up to the gym last time, I started like when I finished last time.
24:59
SPEAKER_01: Like I was like when I used to go to the gym when I finished, I was pumping heaps of weights.
25:03
SPEAKER_01: But when I went to start, I was pumping heaps of weights, like two, three hours later, or no, not even two, three hours later, after that day, wake up, bro, barely do fucking jack shit because I overdid myself way too much.
25:14
SPEAKER_01: And I do it every single time.
25:16
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, fuck, I could do better than that.
25:18
SPEAKER_01: Like, fucking come on.
25:20
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, man, I definitely get that.
25:22
SPEAKER_00: Which brings me to the next thing.
25:23
SPEAKER_00: I don't understand when people spend$27 a week and all they do is just go on the treadmill.
25:28
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, you go into the gym, just you so you drive to the gym, yeah, you go into the gym, you're on the treadmill, and you walk out of the gym.
25:35
SPEAKER_00: Why don't you just fucking walk to the gym and back?
25:37
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, that, and but like they've got like what saunas, boxing, oh they've got all the things.
25:41
SPEAKER_01: I was like, yeah, I rate the boxing thing.
25:44
SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, fuck yeah.
25:45
SPEAKER_01: But I do like a good sauna every now and then.
25:47
SPEAKER_01: Sauna and everything, fuck, I could do without a sauna.
25:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, I like a good sauna.
25:51
SPEAKER_00: I do.
25:51
SPEAKER_00: I do find it.
25:54
SPEAKER_00: It is a good feeling though, won't, because it is good for you.
25:57
SPEAKER_00: But I don't like doing it with other guys in there because it's just like this is like if you've ever been in a sauna and with random is the most awkward interaction ever, because you're both just there sweating your ass off.
26:07
SPEAKER_01: Well, you can't have a phone in there, too.
26:09
SPEAKER_00: So like and like some dickhead will add more steam because he thinks it's yeah, let's add more steam, and you're like, fuck, and then and you're just like, how's it going, mate?
26:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, pretty good.
26:18
SPEAKER_00: And you're just and you like because if you've ever been in a sauna, burns your nostrils, ah, yeah, it's true.
26:23
SPEAKER_00: Actually, tell you what does feel vericing it's shit, but feels so good.
26:27
SPEAKER_00: Go in the sauna and then jump in the pool.
26:29
SPEAKER_00: Fuck.
26:30
SPEAKER_01: Pins and needles off, I reckon.
26:31
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
26:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
26:32
SPEAKER_00: Uh well, mate, all the best to it.
26:34
SPEAKER_00: Um hopefully it works that well.
26:36
SPEAKER_01: I'm so keen on it.
26:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, get back into shape, mate.
26:38
SPEAKER_00: I need to do it.
26:38
SPEAKER_00: So maybe I maybe you will give me the motivation that I need to get back into shape.
26:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, man.
26:43
SPEAKER_01: Like, I do think of myself as a quite motivational fella.
26:46
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, moving on.
26:49
SPEAKER_00: Uh moving on to yay or nay.
26:51
SPEAKER_00: Uh, you guys love the yay or nay.
26:53
SPEAKER_00: Um, this week I it's so hard to think of yay and nays because you just want to try and make it interesting and something where people will really want to react to it.
27:00
SPEAKER_00: So I thought of something that I really don't like, but I know a lot of people probably will like, um, is road trips.
27:07
SPEAKER_00: Uh there's one thing in this world I freaking hate, and it's a freaking road trip.
27:11
SPEAKER_01: I can't believe that.
27:12
SPEAKER_00: I I I hate them.
27:12
SPEAKER_00: I don't like, I don't like driving and I don't like being in the car for a very long time.
27:17
SPEAKER_00: So, like, for example, when someone's like, oh, let's road trip down to Melbourne and spend time in Melbourne.
27:21
SPEAKER_00: Okay, you do that, I'll catch a plane and meet you there.
27:23
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm not road tripping down to Melbourne.
27:25
SPEAKER_01: Like, I get what you mean, but like if it's a road trip, like I said, you've got to make it interesting.
27:30
SPEAKER_01: You've got to stop at certain parts at the end.
27:33
SPEAKER_00: I get that, but uh yeah, I get that, but like I don't like driving any more than like four hours and then I can just have a break.
27:40
SPEAKER_00: Like some people can drive, I like know some people that drive to Sydney in one hit.
27:44
SPEAKER_00: Fuck that.
27:45
SPEAKER_00: I'm not driving to Sydney in one hit.
27:47
SPEAKER_00: I'll stop along the way and go halfway and then go there.
27:50
SPEAKER_00: Because the driving takes it out of you.
27:51
SPEAKER_01: It does, it does.
27:52
SPEAKER_01: Like you're constantly looking out, yeah.
27:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you it like when we when I do phrase or anything, I am fucked after a day of phrases because you are just like especially on the sand too, bro.
28:01
SPEAKER_00: Like it's you've got so many things like on because you're on the same island and you're going to destination, but when you're driving to like a or like not going anywhere to a destination, you're saying, Oh, let's just see where we go.
28:11
SPEAKER_00: Fuck that.
28:12
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm I'd like to I like to know where I'm heading, thank you.
28:14
SPEAKER_01: You know, I yeah, see, I don't understand that just see where the road takes us, because like like you can only go so far, but you know, I mean, I I love road trips like as a kid like your mum or my mum would take us like leave Friday, no, leave sad no, yeah, Friday night at like 11 or 1230 and at 12.30 at night, and we'd get to Orange or uh Stapleton or whatever New South Wales by by like lunchtime or just like afternoon, but you'd wake up.
28:46
SPEAKER_01: I rem I always remember waking up and you'd see at the window and it's just paddocks of cows and yeah, shit like that.
28:53
SPEAKER_01: You're like, oh, it's so cool, and then you gotta stop on the break next to the farm or what whatever it was, and you sit out and you just look, and I was like, Well, that's sick, but yeah, not for me.
29:03
SPEAKER_00: Cool stuff.
29:04
SPEAKER_00: So you're yay, yeah.
29:05
SPEAKER_00: I'm on the nay train.
29:06
SPEAKER_00: So 67% voted yay, 33% voted nay.
29:10
SPEAKER_00: So a lot of people like the road trips.
29:12
SPEAKER_00: And we actually had uh you know, remember Connor?
29:15
SPEAKER_00: Yes, Connor said growing up every year, my family would do a road trip across Australia from home to Perth, Darwin, Alice Springs, you name it, everywhere but Tassie.
29:25
SPEAKER_00: So he loves a good road trip.
29:27
SPEAKER_00: That's a great sick.
29:29
SPEAKER_00: Look, as a person who hates road trips, that's a cool road trip going to like across Darwin and Perth, across the other side of Australia.
29:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:35
SPEAKER_00: Um, but still, that to me just sounds you know when I'll do a road trip?
29:38
SPEAKER_00: When I'm retired, yeah, okay, and I'm growing nomad.
29:41
SPEAKER_00: That's when I'm not doing it at this age.
29:42
SPEAKER_00: I've got my life, my life is too short, okay.
29:45
SPEAKER_00: Life is too short.
29:46
SPEAKER_00: I'm not having it spent driving around.
29:48
SPEAKER_00: I'll do it when I'm freaking at the age of 80 and when you're about to kick the bucket.
29:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's too short.
29:52
SPEAKER_01: So how do you know you're gonna be able to do that when you kick the bucket?
29:54
SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm not doing it driving around at this age, then I'll just fly and get me to the destination, I'll have the holiday at that destination.
29:59
SPEAKER_00: I guess so.
30:00
SPEAKER_00: It's like when people say that bullshit thing.
30:02
SPEAKER_00: It's not about the it's not about the uh destination, it's about the journey.
30:07
SPEAKER_00: Fuck off it is, it's the destination, okay?
30:09
SPEAKER_01: Uh these are a bit of both.
30:11
SPEAKER_00: Okay, you're telling me, okay, we're gonna fly to New York City.
30:14
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's the destination being on that plane.
30:16
SPEAKER_00: No, it's the journey being on that plane.
30:17
SPEAKER_00: No, it's the destination, okay?
30:18
SPEAKER_00: It's not the fucking journey.
30:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, see, yeah, I don't know.
30:21
SPEAKER_00: No, I I I'm so against road trips.
30:24
SPEAKER_01: Me and Naomi really do want to do an Oz trip for sure.
30:28
SPEAKER_01: We really do want to do one.
30:30
SPEAKER_01: But obviously, when I'm qualified and you won't catch me on that trip.
30:34
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, I just I don't know.
30:38
SPEAKER_00: It just it's something that I really just don't really.
30:42
SPEAKER_00: I'm not a big fan of it.
30:43
SPEAKER_00: I'm a real actual, I'm a real Nate.
30:45
SPEAKER_00: There's not even a slight of me that's on a yay.
30:46
SPEAKER_00: I just driving.
30:48
SPEAKER_00: I just hate it.
30:48
SPEAKER_01: I I for sure know without even knowing much of Connor's fan, like Connor at all.
30:53
SPEAKER_01: I definitely know that that that car they drove had a Toyota badge on it.
30:57
SPEAKER_00: A Toyota badge.
30:58
SPEAKER_01: Fucking hair.
31:00
SPEAKER_01: Fucking hair.
31:00
SPEAKER_01: If it went all the way around, Toyota badge all the way.
31:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh mate, good, it can't go wrong with Toyota.
31:05
SPEAKER_00: Let us know, Connor, what type of car it was you were actually driving around in.
31:08
SPEAKER_00: We would love to know.
31:09
SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, I love it when you guys get involved in the show.
31:11
SPEAKER_00: Thanks, Connor, for doing that.
31:12
SPEAKER_00: Shout out to you, mate.
31:13
SPEAKER_00: Um, we're gonna try and get him on the podcast in the future.
31:16
SPEAKER_00: Um, we want more voice messages, by the way, people.
31:18
SPEAKER_00: Send in the voice messages.
31:20
SPEAKER_00: We have we've only had one.
31:21
SPEAKER_00: Uh, we like to hear other voices on the show.
31:24
SPEAKER_00: Um, so so please get them sent in.
31:26
SPEAKER_00: Now, mate, I'm going to change the topic a little bit right now.
31:30
SPEAKER_00: And another bit of a like a thing we can just discuss on.
31:33
SPEAKER_00: Um, kids at pubs, okay?
31:35
SPEAKER_00: I need to I need to bring this to the this is gonna be another gyran.
31:39
SPEAKER_00: No, it's not really a rant.
31:40
SPEAKER_00: Okay, Connie is no, it's um I think there should be a cutoff time when kids should be kicked out of pubs.
31:46
SPEAKER_00: Now, obviously, in some places there are because they turn into nightclubs, but I'm saying after 8 p.m.
31:53
SPEAKER_00: when the kitchen closes, get out.
31:57
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm putting that right there.
31:59
SPEAKER_00: Because I went to a pub the other day and I had this little shit right next to me at like a quarter to eight, just nah, nah, and just being making stupid noises.
32:09
SPEAKER_00: And I was just like, and I was looking at the parents, and I'm thinking, you do realize that like it's a time of the day where your child should be in bed.
32:17
SPEAKER_00: Like, this is a Friday night pub, we've all finished work, I don't need your child napping around being an idiot after eight o'clock, deadline.
32:26
SPEAKER_00: I would say seven, but that's a real dick thing to say.
32:28
SPEAKER_00: I'll give eight o'clock no later than eight.
32:30
SPEAKER_00: Get kicked out.
32:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess.
32:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess.
32:33
SPEAKER_01: I I mean, I don't I've never had any dramas with it, really.
32:36
SPEAKER_00: Kids with Is it because I'm an only child?
32:38
SPEAKER_00: Is that what it is?
32:39
SPEAKER_01: No, Joe, don't do this.
32:41
SPEAKER_00: We've already been down that train.
32:42
SPEAKER_00: No, we're not doing this.
32:44
SPEAKER_01: No, mate, I don't think I don't think that like Yeah, I don't know.
32:48
SPEAKER_01: It depends because there's some places that do have actual kid areas.
32:52
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, no, I get that.
32:53
SPEAKER_01: Like, you know what I mean?
32:54
SPEAKER_01: But like um like But still, eight o'clock, get kicked out.
32:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I reckon nine thirty.
32:59
SPEAKER_00: What?
33:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you'd be surprised like how like how late some kids like stay up on Friday nights or whatever.
33:06
SPEAKER_00: Well, not at a pub they shouldn't be.
33:07
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
33:09
SPEAKER_00: I do see what you mean because then like if they want to be up that like take them to a park.
33:12
SPEAKER_00: Well, maybe not a park at that time of the night.
33:14
SPEAKER_01: But take them at a park at that time.
33:15
SPEAKER_00: No, yeah, maybe not maybe not a good idea.
33:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, no, I see I guess I see what you mean.
33:21
SPEAKER_01: Like a fitty-fitty.
33:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
33:23
SPEAKER_01: Fitty-fitty.
33:24
SPEAKER_00: You're fitty-fitty, so you're okay.
33:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so like I don't mind it, but I do at the same time.
33:29
SPEAKER_01: Well, I've never really had the um situation come on hand, so I can't really tell you too much.
33:34
SPEAKER_00: Well, you're a bartender.
33:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
33:36
SPEAKER_01: Well, where we did, there were no kids.
33:39
SPEAKER_00: I know, but you were still in an area where kids are you were in the open area, you would have seen kids.
33:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
33:44
SPEAKER_00: But surely you would have seen some kids going, fuck, you need a right, kick up the ass.
33:48
SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah, you got the the you know, the one that scream and cry and you name it, and then you got ones that always have dramas with everything, with food, and then you have ones like this, and you have ones like that, and then I'll kids that are fussy eaters.
34:01
SPEAKER_00: I think that just I don't know why, but that really rubs me the wrong way.
34:04
SPEAKER_00: It really pisses me off.
34:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I see, yeah.
34:07
SPEAKER_00: Well, you're a fussy eater.
34:08
SPEAKER_00: I was never a fussy eater, to be honest.
34:10
SPEAKER_01: I would uh eat anything that was on my fucking plate.
34:13
SPEAKER_00: You eat anything that's on your plate.
34:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, dude, I fucking still will.
34:16
SPEAKER_00: Is there anything to this day that you are like you hated and you still hate?
34:20
SPEAKER_00: Because I've got one.
34:21
SPEAKER_01: I have one that I just don't even eat at all.
34:24
SPEAKER_01: Like I had one bot.
34:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh, so I hate straight milk.
34:27
SPEAKER_01: I hate strawberry milk.
34:29
SPEAKER_00: Fuck off.
34:30
SPEAKER_01: I hate it.
34:31
SPEAKER_00: We've been on that train of the strawberry milk, it's better than chocolate.
34:33
SPEAKER_01: What else?
34:34
SPEAKER_01: What else?
34:34
SPEAKER_01: I hate celery.
34:36
SPEAKER_01: What?
34:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I fucking I tried it with peanut butter, I tried it with the sultanas and everything.
34:41
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
34:41
SPEAKER_00: The best way to have celery is with cream cheese.
34:44
SPEAKER_00: Sicko.
34:45
SPEAKER_00: Sicko.
34:48
SPEAKER_00: Remember, I'm the one that likes anchovies on pizza.
34:52
SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah, I don't like anchovies.
34:54
SPEAKER_01: Um I don't like corned beef.
34:56
SPEAKER_01: Mussels, I kind of can't do.
34:58
SPEAKER_00: I oh, there's not one seafood I don't like.
35:00
SPEAKER_00: I've think well, all the seafood I've tried, there's not one that I've come across.
35:04
SPEAKER_01: It's just mussels I can't like.
35:05
SPEAKER_01: The smell, yeah.
35:07
SPEAKER_00: Don't do you like oysters?
35:08
SPEAKER_00: Love oysters.
35:09
SPEAKER_00: Love oysters.
35:11
SPEAKER_00: Love oysters.
35:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, Kate and I love them too.
35:12
SPEAKER_00: We had them, we had a we did Kilpatrick on Good Friday, and she made up this sauce, and it was um tomato, oysters shear, and Tabasco.
35:21
SPEAKER_00: And we put a bit of that in the oyster with bacon, a bit of cheese.
35:25
SPEAKER_00: Oh fuck, it was good, eh?
35:26
SPEAKER_00: Nice, very nice.
35:27
SPEAKER_00: Do you prefer a Kilpatrick or like natural?
35:28
SPEAKER_01: Like with I always will could I always prefer a Kilpatrick.
35:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, see, I'm the opposite.
35:34
SPEAKER_00: I prefer a natural.
35:35
SPEAKER_00: I do like because I am weird in that way.
35:38
SPEAKER_00: I do think they taste, I like the saltiness when you taste it.
35:40
SPEAKER_00: Like it tastes like the ocean.
35:42
SPEAKER_00: I do like that aspect, but don't get me wrong, I do love a Kilpatrick every now and then.
35:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I just don't like if I'm having Kilpatrick, I don't like it heavy.
35:49
SPEAKER_01: I like it.
35:49
SPEAKER_00: I don't like Kilpatrick with barbecue sauce.
35:52
SPEAKER_00: That's not a real true true Kilpatrick is with Worcestershire.
35:55
SPEAKER_01: But it's still salty even with Worcestershire.
35:57
SPEAKER_01: Like Worcestershire is still pretty salty.
35:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:59
SPEAKER_01: So if they do it the proper way, yeah, it's not so sweet.
36:02
SPEAKER_01: But I don't like it heavy on it.
36:03
SPEAKER_01: I don't want like a full sauce thing, just a little bit.
36:08
SPEAKER_01: Kilpatrick, like I want a little I want a tiny bit of bacon and a tiny bit of the sauce.
36:12
SPEAKER_01: That's it.
36:13
SPEAKER_00: I do think the comos did fucking good Killpatrick.
36:15
SPEAKER_01: The comos still do good Killpatches.
36:17
SPEAKER_01: They did the those Killpatrick, then they did like uh they did an a different a different one.
36:22
SPEAKER_01: They did like three different ones, man.
36:24
SPEAKER_01: It was so good.
36:25
SPEAKER_01: So um, yeah, I actually haven't eaten the Como since I left there.
36:29
SPEAKER_00: I I haven't been to the Como in a long time.
36:31
SPEAKER_00: Kate and I we I love the Como.
36:33
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36:35
SPEAKER_00: Well, they used to have a good bartender, there but he left.
36:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, yeah, I know that guy.
36:39
SPEAKER_00: I know that guy.
36:40
SPEAKER_00: Um, but um, yeah, I I I haven't been to the Como in ages, to be honest.
36:44
SPEAKER_00: Um, I and I think it's a I just think it's prime location.
36:47
SPEAKER_00: It is seriously for Redcliffe.
36:49
SPEAKER_00: If you live in the air, I wish I had something like that close to Neringba.
36:52
SPEAKER_00: Oh, like the Neringba tavern, I'm sorry, but it is shit.
36:55
SPEAKER_00: Like I prefer to the Como.
36:57
SPEAKER_00: It is nothing really anything like that.
36:59
SPEAKER_01: Like the Raycliff is so good for pub crawls.
37:02
SPEAKER_01: Like you've got the Belvidere.
37:03
SPEAKER_01: One whole Belvedere, and then you say you take a like you just do a little walk up here, and then you just fucking I'm not sure.
37:11
SPEAKER_00: It's not little walk, you've got the Como, then you've got the RSL.
37:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you got the RSL down the road, and then you have like the 50 billion other pubs in between.
37:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like it's so good for a pub crawl.
37:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the pub crawl in Raycliff, you could easily do it.
37:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
37:25
SPEAKER_00: Have you ever done split the G on a Guinness?
37:27
SPEAKER_00: Nah, dude.
37:28
SPEAKER_00: No, I haven't.
37:29
SPEAKER_00: I have, and I got it right on first of all.
37:31
SPEAKER_00: Did you?
37:31
SPEAKER_00: I've the only reason I'm bringing this up because I just remembered I want to blow steam up my ass.
37:35
SPEAKER_00: I got it literally to the millimeter.
37:39
SPEAKER_00: I was so I have never been so proud of myself in my look.
37:42
SPEAKER_00: I've done some, you know, I've got a drive-home show, I've done the podcast, I've done a musical.
37:47
SPEAKER_00: I've that moment right there was the proudest moment of my life.
37:50
SPEAKER_01: Have you seen the video where this chick splits the G?
37:53
SPEAKER_01: So she like she's sculling this Guinness, right?
37:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
37:56
SPEAKER_01: And then she puts a lid on it, and then she turns it upside down and then she split the G that way.
38:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh, she's done it the opposite.
38:02
SPEAKER_00: Dad.
38:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh shit.
38:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
38:04
SPEAKER_00: That's look, I I I don't do it much because I'm not a real Guinness fan.
38:09
SPEAKER_00: Like, I feel like I it like very heavy, very heavy.
38:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, shit.
38:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
38:12
SPEAKER_00: Don't get me wrong.
38:13
SPEAKER_00: I I don't hate Guinness.
38:15
SPEAKER_00: Like, if you gave me a schooner of Guinness, I will drink it.
38:17
SPEAKER_00: But I see some fuckers that drink it all night long.
38:19
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, how the fuck do you drink that all night long?
38:22
SPEAKER_01: And they're the biggest cunts too.
38:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh shit, yeah.
38:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, imagine all the carbs and that and shit.
38:27
SPEAKER_01: I just don't like how long it takes to pour.
38:29
unknown: Yeah.
38:29
SPEAKER_01: Like, did you want to poured Guinness at your time?
38:31
SPEAKER_01: Fuck, I can pour a good guinness.
38:32
SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
38:33
SPEAKER_01: I got 20 for fucking pouring good Guinnesses, man.
38:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh, the Irish.
38:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this I these two Irish blokes are like, oh yeah, we get that.
38:40
SPEAKER_01: And then kept fucking pouring.
38:41
SPEAKER_01: Like, fuck, dude, these are good Guinnesses.
38:43
SPEAKER_01: Like, apparently you can taste the difference between a good one and a bad one.
38:46
SPEAKER_01: But um It's just a bull.
38:48
SPEAKER_00: There's a bullshit method in pouring.
38:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you gotta pour it in advice.
38:52
SPEAKER_00: You've got to pour it the first.
38:53
SPEAKER_00: Is it like okay?
38:54
SPEAKER_00: So get me right.
38:54
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I got this right.
38:56
SPEAKER_00: The first time you pour it is kind of like a beer.
38:58
SPEAKER_00: You tilt it on its side, and then you tilt it up, stop it halfway, and you let that set, don't you?
39:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
39:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:04
SPEAKER_00: And then you fill it up just straight under, don't you?
39:06
SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty sure that's been a while since.
39:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, no, no, yeah.
39:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because and your tap has got two different modes, so that I I can't actually remember it's been so long.
39:15
SPEAKER_01: It's either front or forward, uh forward or back.
39:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh, either way, you can do it, yeah.
39:19
SPEAKER_01: But two different modes.
39:20
SPEAKER_01: I think one part is like less carbonated than the other, I think.
39:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh, so give you because the Guinness do have a more froth.
39:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I think the last part is what gives you that froth froth, throth, through, throff, froth, froth, throff, froff, throff, throff, froth, froth.
39:35
SPEAKER_01: But um it's what we sound like after a Guinness.
39:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I haven't really helped in the band right now.
39:40
SPEAKER_00: Did you get a lot of Guinness drinkers?
39:42
SPEAKER_00: Uh I feel like I don't see a lot of them, unless if I go to a proper Irish pub.
39:47
SPEAKER_01: To be fair, to be fair, a lot of places probably fuck it up.
39:49
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, true.
39:50
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
39:51
SPEAKER_01: Like, and I don't I don't know that's probably why they tipped you that much because you did a fucking good job.
39:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, did you enjoy pouring them or did you fucking up?
39:57
SPEAKER_00: I love pouring them.
39:58
SPEAKER_01: They look nice, man.
39:59
SPEAKER_01: Did you just see them?
39:59
SPEAKER_01: Like you see, they're a nice looking beer.
40:02
SPEAKER_00: They're the best looking beer.
40:03
SPEAKER_00: Looks so cool.
40:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's the only I've always said that I don't drink beer that's transparent, but it's the only beer I will drink that's not transparent.
40:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like yeah, I've like the only type of stout I've drank was that one uh the James Squire.
40:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:18
SPEAKER_01: And it fucking tastes like Vegemite, bro.
40:20
SPEAKER_00: I've am I the only one that liked it?
40:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because I couldn't get over it as soon as I hit the Vegemite taste on my yeah.
40:27
SPEAKER_00: I was alright until you said that, and then I thought Vegemite, and I could kind of get where you're coming from, but I kind of at the same time didn't.
40:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
40:34
SPEAKER_00: But I'm like, yeah, okay, fair enough.
40:36
SPEAKER_00: I I get what you mean.
40:37
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
40:38
SPEAKER_00: Um, but anyway, mate, let's move on to the question of the day.
40:42
SPEAKER_00: Uh, when did you quit your job?
40:44
SPEAKER_00: All right.
40:45
SPEAKER_00: So how when did you quit your job and why?
40:49
SPEAKER_00: Like, that's the question we were asking.
40:50
SPEAKER_00: Not a lot of respondents.
40:51
SPEAKER_00: I feel like people were a bit scared.
40:53
SPEAKER_00: I'll go first.
40:54
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
40:55
SPEAKER_00: Um, uh, I used to work at a camping store, and this was before I started the um my apprenticeship.
41:00
SPEAKER_00: So this was a few years ago now.
41:01
SPEAKER_00: I reckon this would be nearly five years ago.
41:04
SPEAKER_00: Um, and the rudest people, fuck, they were rude.
41:08
SPEAKER_00: They he treated us like shit.
41:10
SPEAKER_00: He talked to the customers like shit.
41:13
SPEAKER_00: He would like fill up the gas bottles because it was a camping shop.
41:15
SPEAKER_00: So he'd fill up gas bottles with a cigarette in his mouth.
41:18
SPEAKER_00: That's not dangerous at all.
41:19
SPEAKER_00: Uh and they would just like the way they would talk to me and like some of the girl like workers there.
41:27
SPEAKER_00: And I just and the way I quit, I just texted them one time saying, and I made sure it was very inconvenient for them because I wanted to get a bit of payback.
41:34
SPEAKER_00: So I knew I was opening.
41:36
SPEAKER_00: So I texted them that night at like eight o'clock saying, yeah, just to let you know I'm never coming back in.
41:41
SPEAKER_00: And I think I wish I still kept the message because I shit you're not.
41:44
SPEAKER_00: This is what I was something on the lines with, hey, just to let you know I'm not coming in um tomorrow or ever again.
41:50
SPEAKER_00: I think you two, because it was a husband and wife that run it.
41:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think you two people are the rudest people on this earth.
41:56
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
41:57
SPEAKER_00: I think your business is going to go to shit.
42:00
SPEAKER_00: Have a good time.
42:02
SPEAKER_00: I will leave your shirt at the door.
42:04
SPEAKER_00: So I left my shirt at the door, my uniform.
42:07
SPEAKER_00: And um, but yeah, I know that's not a good thing to do, but when you got the I can't describe the way they would talk, like they were just fucking and he was so arrogant and rude.
42:17
SPEAKER_00: Like, I can't like and the way I will never forget this.
42:20
SPEAKER_00: There was a girl worker there, and she literally like was probably younger than I was, and he fucking because she she did something wrong and she messed up, but he fully like verbally abused her.
42:33
SPEAKER_00: And I'm thinking that's not fucking on.
42:34
SPEAKER_00: She's only like 16 years old.
42:37
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what the fuck?
42:39
SPEAKER_00: So I was like, yeah, fuck him.
42:40
SPEAKER_00: And guess what?
42:41
SPEAKER_00: Their business closed down.
42:43
SPEAKER_00: I told her I fucking called it that their business will close down, and I was right.
42:48
SPEAKER_00: So I'm not gonna mention the name because I'm not that low of a person.
42:52
SPEAKER_00: Actually, they're the best thing that ever happened to me because as soon as I quit that job, my boss offered me the apprenticeship as I am now, and look, yeah.
43:00
SPEAKER_00: So they things happen for a reason, mate.
43:02
SPEAKER_00: Very nice.
43:03
SPEAKER_00: Did you ever quit a job or you quit the coma?
43:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I quit the coma all on good reasons.
43:07
SPEAKER_00: All on good reasons, yeah, yeah.
43:08
SPEAKER_01: All on good reasons.
43:09
SPEAKER_01: Like I every time I've quit a job, I've always said, but like, yeah.
43:13
SPEAKER_00: I'm a very I'm the same man.
43:14
SPEAKER_00: I'm a very person that don't burn, don't burn your bridges.
43:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
43:17
SPEAKER_00: But in that scenario, I've never had so much a good feeling than when I had when I was doing that side.
43:22
SPEAKER_01: Like I've always I've always said, like, hey, look, it's not personal, it's just business.
43:26
SPEAKER_01: All right.
43:26
SPEAKER_01: Just business.
43:27
SPEAKER_01: That's all every single time I've done it, that's all I said.
43:29
SPEAKER_01: Like, not all I said, but that's what I was saying.
43:31
SPEAKER_00: Because how long were you working at the coma for?
43:33
SPEAKER_01: Like, dude, uh far out.
43:35
SPEAKER_01: I've been I was hired at the coma like three times or something.
43:41
SPEAKER_01: So I was uh Kitchen Ann.
43:44
SPEAKER_01: Um and then I stopped doing the kitchen and then I went back to being a kitchen an.
43:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:49
SPEAKER_01: And then you went to bartender.
43:50
SPEAKER_01: And then I'm pretty sure I left again.
43:52
SPEAKER_01: And then I came back.
43:53
SPEAKER_00: You left there three times?
43:55
SPEAKER_00: Pretty sure I did.
43:56
SPEAKER_01: Well, I didn't know that.
43:57
SPEAKER_01: Pretty sure I did.
43:57
SPEAKER_01: Uh it's either three or two.
43:59
SPEAKER_01: And then the other Where it's like I did kitchen hand stuff like for a little bit and then I was bartender until I got my RSG.
44:06
SPEAKER_01: I was bartender and RSG.
44:09
SPEAKER_01: I'm guessing you prefer the bartending.
44:10
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, I mean, yeah, bartending over kitchen is awesome.
44:13
SPEAKER_01: Like, but like I'd only like the kitchen if I was in it, you know what I mean?
44:16
SPEAKER_01: Like I'm not washing dishes.
44:17
SPEAKER_01: Oh, actually cooking.
44:18
SPEAKER_01: Actual cooking.
44:19
SPEAKER_01: Because I used to um help on the line, uh, which is like the fries and everything where they serve.
44:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:26
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
44:26
SPEAKER_01: So cause uh I used to work at a place called Woodpeckers.
44:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh, woodpeckers! Oh, yeah, mate.
44:31
SPEAKER_00: I used to fucking work.
44:32
SPEAKER_00: You worked there?
44:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fucking I do.
44:35
SPEAKER_01: My dad was a head chef there for a fair bit.
44:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh mate, that place I I have not no, I say it's a shit on, but it's not.
44:41
SPEAKER_00: It's in the most random.
44:42
SPEAKER_00: If you've ever been a woodpecker, it's in a shit spot.
44:44
SPEAKER_00: It isn't the shittest spot and it's the most dankiest pub, but like it is fucking, it's literally well, it's the back of narangba.
44:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it is.
44:51
SPEAKER_00: It's the back of naranga.
44:52
SPEAKER_00: Old school narangba.
44:53
SPEAKER_00: Old school naranga close to Birpingary.
44:54
SPEAKER_00: It's like literally halfway between, and it's on the shittiest bit of road.
44:58
SPEAKER_00: It's near a hot primary school, keep in mind.
45:01
SPEAKER_01: Uh there were woodpeckers.
45:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:03
SPEAKER_01: And then I moved to another place.
45:05
SPEAKER_01: And it was at the San Socials Club at Sandgate.
45:08
SPEAKER_00: Oh, is it?
45:08
SPEAKER_00: I've been there, haven't I?
45:09
SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, you have.
45:10
SPEAKER_01: And I was a pizza boy.
45:12
SPEAKER_00: Pizza boy.
45:13
SPEAKER_01: I was a pizza boy for a week and then I got I got uh sacked.
45:16
SPEAKER_00: I was back, I was just about to say, have you ever been fired?
45:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I got sacked because I had too many sick days.
45:22
SPEAKER_01: I like literally just started and I got COVID and I was crooked as fuck.
45:26
SPEAKER_00: Oh fuck, they shouldn't fire you for that.
45:28
SPEAKER_01: No, but like I I didn't tell them, I just I said, Oh, I'm sick, and then I just forgot for days to just keep telling them.
45:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh, and then there was one day it was like, oh hey mate, like just so you know we can't have you here no more.
45:39
SPEAKER_01: We're like a family, you know, you can't do you can't just do that to like you know the whole crew and everything.
45:44
SPEAKER_01: Shit like that, bro.
45:45
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, Okay, alright, cool.
45:48
SPEAKER_00: I'll just get another job.
45:49
SPEAKER_00: And is that when you went back to the coma?
45:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I went back to the coma after that.
45:52
SPEAKER_01: And then um Yeah, bro.
45:54
SPEAKER_00: Like Do you ever still talk to anyone from the coma?
45:56
SPEAKER_00: Like, oh you would have surely you would have met some great people there.
46:00
SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, I've met some from my like there's a lot of people there that I still think about to this day that I hope are doing good.
46:05
SPEAKER_00: Like do you reckon some of them still oh you haven't been there in ages, you don't know.
46:08
SPEAKER_01: No, oh well, what's it?
46:10
SPEAKER_01: One of them used to work at uh the full moon that's now moved back to Cairns.
46:15
SPEAKER_01: He's a good fella.
46:16
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
46:16
SPEAKER_01: Um, and there's like a uh like a couple other people, like there's a lot of people that use there's a guy that uh met there that lives in like is French and he was working there off of visa and stuff.
46:27
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh, he was sick, huh?
46:29
SPEAKER_01: He was sick.
46:30
SPEAKER_01: He would have got all the chicks being franchised.
46:32
SPEAKER_00: Dude, he did.
46:32
SPEAKER_00: He did he did.
46:33
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's a French accent.
46:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh man.
46:36
SPEAKER_00: I th uh which by the way, I think it's the most unattractive answer um accent because it's like clear, and it sounds like they're trying to just like cough up some phlegm.
46:46
SPEAKER_00: But chicks love it.
46:47
SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, I don't know.
46:48
SPEAKER_01: Was he rude?
46:49
SPEAKER_01: Uh no, he was nice though.
46:50
SPEAKER_01: Okay, because you get some.
46:51
SPEAKER_01: He was very sarcastic though, it was funny.
46:53
SPEAKER_01: Um had him, there was a German fella.
46:56
SPEAKER_01: Um, he was the nicest bloke, he was so cool.
46:59
SPEAKER_01: Um, and then yeah, there's just like a bunch of other people.
47:02
SPEAKER_01: Like we met I met a guy that um lives in Czech Republica.
47:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
47:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:07
SPEAKER_01: I remember I don't know if this the the the uh office still there, but he said um when you come to Czech Republic, or you know, let me know, I'll show you a lot of people.
47:13
SPEAKER_00: Does he follow you on Instagram?
47:15
SPEAKER_00: Um maybe because we've had a listener from Czech Republic listen in, yeah.
47:20
SPEAKER_00: Maybe he may be listening, he may listen in.
47:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that might be him.
47:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's a really cool guy, and then yeah, there's just a bunch of other people, man, that like from the UK.
47:28
SPEAKER_01: Like they weren't guys, but it was like a lot of chicks I used to work with from a UK.
47:32
SPEAKER_01: So I hope they're doing all right.
47:33
SPEAKER_01: Because they were oh man, the bar, like you just were like one whole crew, and it was like cool because we had like had a bar chat and stuff like that, man.
47:41
SPEAKER_01: It was it was sick, it was cool.
47:42
SPEAKER_01: Like, I love everyone I used to work with.
47:44
SPEAKER_00: You would have got a lot of regulars, I want to think.
47:45
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, dude, especially being sports bar, bro.
47:47
SPEAKER_01: Like, you know what I mean?
47:48
SPEAKER_01: Like you see heaps of them.
47:50
SPEAKER_01: The sports bar, the comment is like, Oh, it's behind the pokies then.
47:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I've never been in there, but I used to work there all the time.
47:55
SPEAKER_00: Well, the only time I ever been in there is to go to the ATM and get cash out for the pokies.
47:59
SPEAKER_01: Like, I used to work, then there was a table just full of mechanics.
48:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
48:02
SPEAKER_01: Retired mechanics, and just no, ones are still working.
48:05
SPEAKER_01: The barfli, the barflies, dude.
48:07
SPEAKER_01: It was so cool working with a man, and oh bro, like they love the horses, yeah.
48:12
SPEAKER_01: And then one of them passed away like recently, and I was like, oh fuck, no way he did.
48:17
SPEAKER_01: Like, really?
48:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fuck, you know, yeah, and then I was like, shit, fuck.
48:21
SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, bitch it because you you work there and you said, Yeah, yeah, I used to talk to them all the time, and then you know, this is that, that, and fuck, you know, but I mean, I love bartending.
48:29
SPEAKER_01: Like, I would do it as a second job, but it's you miss it, don't you?
48:33
SPEAKER_01: I do miss bartending a bit.
48:34
SPEAKER_01: Like, uh just sociability was so cool.
48:37
SPEAKER_00: That's what I've always thought.
48:38
SPEAKER_00: I reckon I would love uh um to do it because I reckon that it would be good fun to do.
48:44
SPEAKER_01: Like you meet some interesting people.
48:46
SPEAKER_01: Like, I like I've already told Amy, I've told he's a people I've been I've been offered a um a topless and bottomless job on a on a boat before by an elderly lady working behind a bar.
48:58
SPEAKER_00: So they you're naked?
49:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, serving and like drinks and stuff.
49:03
SPEAKER_01: Like I've been offered that shit bar team.
49:05
SPEAKER_01: It's just like I think we've talked about this actually.
49:07
SPEAKER_01: I feel like I remember things like that, bro, is like funny as well.
49:10
SPEAKER_00: Did you ever get like did you ever get like girls going, hey, can I get your numb?
49:13
SPEAKER_00: And you're like, sorry, mate, I'm I'm taken.
49:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like I don't want to be like I hate like saying like accepting it.
49:21
SPEAKER_01: Because like, you know, not not accepting it, but like saying, yeah, that's happened because like it feels weird because I don't like getting hit on, but no, no, no, I get because you're in a relationship.
49:29
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not I'm not trying to call him anything, I'm just saying like because being in a bartender, that is where I live.
49:33
SPEAKER_00: It does happen.
49:34
SPEAKER_01: As soon as that French man left, it went all to me.
49:36
SPEAKER_00: If I'm Oh fucking blow yourself up, you're asking you fucking arse off.
49:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, look, I don't like talking about this or talking about getting hit on.
49:44
SPEAKER_00: But as soon as that French guy all came on me, fucking.
49:47
SPEAKER_00: It did, it did.
49:48
SPEAKER_01: And you know, I've had the elderly ladies, you know, you know, you just be nice to them and you know.
49:53
SPEAKER_00: No young ones, just all the older ladies.
49:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh no, young ones, young ones, yeah.
49:56
SPEAKER_01: It was always uh was Were you ever good with that?
49:58
SPEAKER_00: Because if you were smart, you'd have been like, hey, look, I'm not available, but this person here.
50:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, yeah.
50:03
SPEAKER_01: As soon as I caught wind that you know something was happening, like yeah, uh, and they would have like asked, I'd let them know, but I was like, hey, yo, there is a sexy motherfucker right over here.
50:12
SPEAKER_01: Try and get try this French bug.
50:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this this guy over here, he's got the shit.
50:17
SPEAKER_00: Okay, he's got the shit.
50:20
SPEAKER_01: He's got it, all right?
50:21
SPEAKER_01: Trust me.
50:23
SPEAKER_00: I've been at the coma and there was a person in front of me, this lady, and she asked the guy, oh, can I have your number?
50:30
SPEAKER_00: And they exchanged numbers.
50:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I was trying to take a photo because I wanted to send it to you.
50:33
SPEAKER_00: And then I realized that halfway when I got my phone taken up, I realized, hang on, this kind of looks fucking creepy because it girls are so weird.
50:40
SPEAKER_00: So I quickly chugged a butt down, but I witnessed it at the coma.
50:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, must be the coma, mate.
50:44
SPEAKER_01: Dude, like there's been I've had some weird creatures come up.
50:47
SPEAKER_01: Like you just had like a group of girls come over, uh, one shots or something, and they're like, oh, what shots you have?
50:53
SPEAKER_01: It's like, oh, what shots do you have?
50:54
SPEAKER_01: And always go for wet pussies, bro.
50:55
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I bet say it's wet pussies, isn't it?
50:57
SPEAKER_00: And then wet pussies.
50:57
SPEAKER_00: Can't go over wet pussy.
50:59
SPEAKER_01: You're like, oh yeah, like fuck you know, fan favourites, wet pussy and everything, you know?
51:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
51:03
SPEAKER_01: Bunch of blokes behind a bar, and everyone's like, hell yeah.
51:06
SPEAKER_01: Like, and then you'd be like, oh yeah, well, we got like wet pussies fan favorite.
51:10
SPEAKER_01: And then, oh dude, they would always like do like the little oh hee hee hee, oh, wet pussy is like fucking okay, all right.
51:17
SPEAKER_01: Well, grow up.
51:18
SPEAKER_01: Did you want to drink or not?
51:19
SPEAKER_01: Like, but um, yeah, like oh, because you said wet pussy, yeah.
51:23
SPEAKER_00: Oh fuck yeah, grow the fuck up.
51:25
SPEAKER_00: It's like, come on, I just said grow the fuck up, but when you were talking, I was like, oh wet pussy, not a beats a wet pussy, so I'm I'm that fucking need to grow up.
51:33
SPEAKER_01: Like, I've I've uh served like a guy from Love Island, he's like the darker bloke.
51:39
SPEAKER_01: No, married at first sight.
51:41
SPEAKER_01: Oh the one that was cheating.
51:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh, which one?
51:44
SPEAKER_01: Which one?
51:44
SPEAKER_01: It was like the darker for like a year or two ago.
51:46
SPEAKER_01: Maybe no, three things three or so years ago.
51:48
SPEAKER_01: Fucking, and I would always see him going on dates, bro.
51:52
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, this guy, this guy needs served.
51:54
SPEAKER_00: When people go up to me, like, can I get a photo?
51:56
SPEAKER_00: Which I like, why would you want to get a photo with the cheater?
51:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like I've I've served old Broncos players.
52:03
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
52:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I've served heaps of people at Tacoma Man, like I've been offered a lot of jobs by a lot of drunk men.
52:09
SPEAKER_01: Like, not not in that way, not in that way, not in that way, but like it's like, oh, like I always ask him, I was like, hey man, what what the fuck do you do for a job?
52:18
SPEAKER_01: And he's like, Oh, I just do this and this and this.
52:20
SPEAKER_01: And like so, you'd see him with a flashy watch and suiting and stuff, you ask him, and like, oh yeah, like you know, you did you want to still do barting?
52:27
SPEAKER_01: I was like, Oh, you know, it's pretty good, but something else would be nice, you know.
52:30
SPEAKER_01: Well, I still I I do want to become a mechanic and stuff like this.
52:33
SPEAKER_01: He's like, Oh, yeah, well, here's my number.
52:35
SPEAKER_01: I text me in the morning, I'll I'll see if I can get you a job.
52:37
SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh shit.
52:38
SPEAKER_01: And I text him, he's like, Who's this?
52:39
SPEAKER_01: And he's like, It's the guy from the bar, but bro, don't even worry about it, it's all good.
52:45
SPEAKER_01: I've had blokes ghost me doing that, dude.
52:47
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, at that point, man.
52:50
SPEAKER_01: I've been ghosted by heaps of blokes when it comes to that.
52:51
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, you know what?
52:52
SPEAKER_01: I just don't even bother.
52:53
SPEAKER_01: I chuck the fucking shit out.
52:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fair enough.
52:56
SPEAKER_01: But um, yeah, bartending's fun, man.
52:58
SPEAKER_01: Fun, man.
52:59
SPEAKER_00: You do, you miss it, and I I can see you miss it.
53:01
SPEAKER_00: Well, it's when I first met you, mate.
53:02
SPEAKER_01: Bro, dude.
53:02
SPEAKER_01: We talked about that.
53:03
SPEAKER_01: I met you at the bar.
53:04
SPEAKER_01: I remember hearing about this gi fella, and then he came over to the bar and I was like, I've talked about this because I've I've said this on the podcast.
53:10
SPEAKER_00: When I first met you, I was like, what the fuck is this, Kate?
53:13
SPEAKER_00: I said you can't let me introduce it because I'm like, this is a good looking motherfucker.
53:17
SPEAKER_00: And he's like, Oh, he's best, he's boyfriends to my best friend.
53:20
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, another good podcast done and done.
53:23
SPEAKER_00: Um, thank you, mate, for coming back on.
53:25
SPEAKER_00: Um, I what I don't know why I say thank you.
53:26
SPEAKER_00: You're part of the podcast.
53:27
SPEAKER_00: Okay, what the fuck is going on there?
53:28
SPEAKER_00: So I feel like I'm on radio when I'm gonna do it.
53:29
SPEAKER_01: No, it's all right, it's all right.
53:30
SPEAKER_01: I'm fucking I've been fucking around with uh everything at the moment.
53:33
SPEAKER_00: Shit happens, mate.
53:34
SPEAKER_00: But um, yeah, we'll catch you guys soon in the next one.
53:37
SPEAKER_00: Uh remember to follow us on Instagram.
53:39
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53:39
SPEAKER_00: If you've got a story you want us to hear about, feel free to do it.
53:42
SPEAKER_00: Uh, if you're a new listener, uh, welcome to the podcast because this was a very out there podcast.
53:47
SPEAKER_00: I think we covered all grounds on this.
53:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:49
SPEAKER_00: Um, and let us know about the conspiracy theory podcast.
53:52
SPEAKER_00: Hell yeah.
53:53
SPEAKER_00: If you're keen for it, we would love to know.
53:54
SPEAKER_00: Because if it is, Raiden and I will plan it and we'll get it to your ear holes for you.
53:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:59
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, have yourselves a good one.
54:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh, should we?
54:02
SPEAKER_01: I always forget, mate.
54:03
SPEAKER_01: What are you having for dinner?
54:04
SPEAKER_01: Well, tonight we're just doing toasties, but but oh, because you'd have to go to the gym.
54:07
SPEAKER_01: Redemption, redemption for Wednesday.
54:10
SPEAKER_01: We're doing.
54:11
SPEAKER_01: I I wanted to tell you this earlier, but Wednesday we're doing um barbecue, pork, no, barbecue, beef, ribs, and mash.
54:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
54:21
SPEAKER_00: Um, well, tonight we're doing a barbecue.
54:23
SPEAKER_00: We're doing kebabs, sausages, wristoles, potato salad.
54:28
SPEAKER_00: But a bumhole.
54:30
SPEAKER_00: Bumhole, what?
54:30
SPEAKER_01: Bumhole is wristle.
54:32
SPEAKER_00: I've never heard of that.
54:33
SPEAKER_01: Really?
54:35
SPEAKER_00: Bumhole wristle.
54:36
SPEAKER_01: My bad.
54:36
SPEAKER_01: Everyone can just forget about that.
54:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, Braden.
54:38
SPEAKER_00: I'm just gonna edit that in the podcast.
54:41
SPEAKER_00: That's pretty good.
54:41
SPEAKER_00: Have yourselves a good one.
54:42
SPEAKER_01: All right, see you, but your shout, the giant, and braided.