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COLD CUTS: Old Gym Creep Mogey · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 3: look at him.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, fellas, I I've taken up a hobby call me.
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  Speaker 4: Do you guys like hobbies?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I love?
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  Speaker 4: It depends on them what they are. But I've taken
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  Speaker 4: up something that I used to do when I was young.
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  Speaker 4: I used to do it with me my grandma there
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  Speaker 4: knitting nice oh really thing. Yeah, it's quite good for
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  Speaker 4: just doing when you're sitting there watching the tally, and
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  Speaker 4: you don't really have to concentrate too much.
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  Speaker 3: Not if you've got a real neck for a audy
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  Speaker 3: j which I do have you got on nets neck.
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  Speaker 4: Magi, which has been passed down through the generations. On
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  Speaker 4: my father's side, my mother's got two left hands. She
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  Speaker 4: can't knit to save yourself, surely. Similarly, my grandmother she
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  Speaker 4: was quite good, but not as good as my granddad,
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  Speaker 4: and all the way back up the line, all great knitters.
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  Speaker 4: But of course they could it very sex suspect then keys.
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  Speaker 4: He couldn't have a man knitting, so my grandmother would
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  Speaker 4: have to get all the credit for the incredible jersey
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  Speaker 4: she was knitting, but it was actually my granddad that
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  Speaker 4: was doing it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so a sad tale there.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, I've done a few booties, done some booties
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  Speaker 4: like slippers, No booties. Booties are for you know, little
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  Speaker 4: kids and things like that. I just dropped them off
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  Speaker 4: down at the mission. Sure I love yeah kids like
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  Speaker 4: that kiuds like little booties. Next thing was sort of
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  Speaker 4: like the adult ones, the winter sort of socks with
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  Speaker 4: a thicker sort of a don you know, a big,
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  Speaker 4: big thick mastard there, and they went pretty well. And
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  Speaker 4: now I've just done my first spar pool. Well I'm
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  Speaker 4: almost finished. Nice, got that out. Yeah, a spar and
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  Speaker 4: I'm just finishing off the cover at the moment. But jeez, man,
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  Speaker 4: a hell a lot cheaper.
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  Speaker 5: Bet it is.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's fantastic.
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  Speaker 7: But so did you follow like a guide or a
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  Speaker 7: knitting pattern.
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  Speaker 5: Well, once you.
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  Speaker 4: Get good at it keezy like I have, you can
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  Speaker 4: sort of make it up as you go along. You
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  Speaker 4: sort of get a little bit of an eye for it.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, oh yeah, and you do little pieces, little
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  Speaker 4: pieces at a time there, so it is just like
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  Speaker 4: one big ring. So if you imagine a jersey without
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  Speaker 4: any sleeves on it, and it was just a ring,
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  Speaker 4: so that but much much much bigger. Yeah yeah, And
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  Speaker 4: then you build a separate little base for it and
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  Speaker 4: you knit that all on that and yeah, you're pretty
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  Speaker 4: much done. Does it have like jets?
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  Speaker 5: Jets?
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  Speaker 4: You need some jets in it, some little jets. And
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  Speaker 4: does it hold water? Yeah? Well it's a spa man, Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Pointers if it didn't hold water?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's interesting because quite genuinely, because it was
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  Speaker 2: all the rage back in the day.
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  Speaker 6: On set people used to knit all the time, you
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  Speaker 6: remember that.
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  Speaker 2: And funnily enough, my wife started last week, right, and
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  Speaker 2: she's she's into it too, knitting.
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  Speaker 6: Old Hody j sock.
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  Speaker 5: You were telling me you're one sock. You're telling me
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  Speaker 5: off here that she was knitting you a Willie Warmer.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: She's she's knitting me.
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  Speaker 4: A sock, and you're saying that she's using more wool
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  Speaker 4: than I am.
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  Speaker 5: With my sparple mate.
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  Speaker 2: It was so funny in the week and she was like, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: this isn't gonna fit off the spotlight. I go for
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  Speaker 2: another couple of another couple of bundles of yan yan.
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  Speaker 7: All right, make you doing You could make me like
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  Speaker 7: a sweeter or something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, it's difficult. Some things are tricky, like with you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because you've got two arms that are different links.
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  Speaker 7: I forgot.
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  Speaker 5: June, did you forget about that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I forgot.
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  Speaker 6: I heard that you can knit chivrole across.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Sure, man, the topic today, Jason. You brought it forward,
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  Speaker 3: didn't you, Fella?
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  Speaker 6: I sure did. Yeah, wearing socks with jandles, yes or no?
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  Speaker 2: And you were like, nah, I'm vigorously against it, whereas.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, man, that's all good. And then
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  Speaker 3: Mogi had a hot take.
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  Speaker 5: Only when I'm making love. Hang on, that wasn't I
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  Speaker 5: thought of a heart take?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a double hot take, double hot take.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 3: All right, okay, fellas, you're doing it wrong. I go
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  Speaker 3: stealth mode, which means you wear the jendles inside the socks.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, you see socks and jennals as channels and socks,
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  Speaker 3: you see.
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  Speaker 2: Because that kind of seems to me to defeat the
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  Speaker 2: purpose of wearing a gender, which is for the eeration, Mogi,
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  Speaker 2: having your feet out in the fresh air.
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  Speaker 4: And protection against the old ground there as well, they
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  Speaker 4: are you going to get holes in your socks?
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  Speaker 5: Chase, Yeah, that's true. You Yeah, careful man.
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  Speaker 6: As you will make that a topic tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: What do you like holes in your sock?
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  Speaker 7: Everyone? No, one likes holes in the sock.
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  Speaker 6: I don't mind. They might quite like poka mata.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry someone here suggesting that crocs and socks are where
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  Speaker 3: it's at.
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  Speaker 5: That's a different conversation. That's not about jendle.
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  Speaker 6: That's off topic.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, we'll do it on Thursday.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, socks and sandals. No, that's like me wearing sneakers
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  Speaker 3: and fish nets.
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  Speaker 5: That's from cheers bred man.
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  Speaker 6: You ever want any fish nets, Maggie.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't been, but I've got nothing against it.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't know how good my legs would look.
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  Speaker 7: I think ma would look good?
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  Speaker 4: Would I we wearing them for sexy in as kizi?
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  Speaker 4: Or for comfort? Because what's what purpose to the fish nets?
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  Speaker 4: I think you'd wear them while catching fish?
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  Speaker 5: Sure?
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  Speaker 7: Sure, No, you'd wear them while you're at the gym.
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  Speaker 7: Pervan on that check you.
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  Speaker 5: With perven on? Oh you're true.
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  Speaker 7: That's when you have your fish necks.
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  Speaker 5: I do that fish necks? Fish? Next?
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  Speaker 7: Did I say fish necks?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: That's good.
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  Speaker 4: Fish don't have necks, man, don't they That's the thing
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  Speaker 4: about them. I guess you're right, that's an interesting point.
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  Speaker 4: What about what's the what's the deal with fish necks?
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  Speaker 5: Jase?
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  Speaker 6: That can be another topic, fish fish necks?
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  Speaker 4: how much only we got?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to know where we're at.
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  Speaker 2: And also I want to know how we're deciding who
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  Speaker 2: gets to do the jump off the bread.
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  Speaker 7: Well that'll be happening next week.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, okay cool because I'm yeah massively.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Hey fellows.
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  Speaker 4: Earlier on we were talking about when you have people
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  Speaker 4: over the stay and your wife makes you change the sheets.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, even if it's just been one night.
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  Speaker 5: Even if it's just been one night. Hood j This
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  Speaker 5: is what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: We've had a bunch of texts come through here on
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  Speaker 4: the old three four eight three there. One of them
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  Speaker 4: se is just clean your sheets, Muggie, your six son
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  Speaker 4: of a bee.
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  Speaker 7: That's a fair point.
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  Speaker 6: But also can I just make the point? No, I
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  Speaker 6: just want to make the point.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the sheets are a pain in the ass
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  Speaker 2: to wash to you, then they've got to hang them
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  Speaker 2: out in the line, and then they dip in and
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  Speaker 2: they dip down into dog poos.
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  Speaker 5: That's my thing. If it was easy, I wouldn't be
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  Speaker 5: worried about it.
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  Speaker 4: If I just threw them away, that would be fine,
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  Speaker 4: although taking them off the bed would be more more
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  Speaker 4: effort than.
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  Speaker 6: I don't get me fitted sheets.
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  Speaker 5: We had another text going through here. Just changed the
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  Speaker 5: pillow case.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, nice, because often you have mates around they've
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  Speaker 4: dribbled all over it and it's covered in snot and
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  Speaker 4: all sorts. And if you just change the pellow case,
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  Speaker 4: it will smell fresh.
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  Speaker 3: You can almost perfume an old or like flip the
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  Speaker 3: pillow and just perfume it.
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  Speaker 7: No one will even know.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I think you change its fellas well.
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  Speaker 6: That's not bad. But you're also discounting the groinal discharge.
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  Speaker 4: A groinal discharge, Can you give me a bit more information.
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  Speaker 2: There might be some discharge in that area area for example,
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  Speaker 2: the groinal area.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean it could be.
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  Speaker 4: Wheeze distadging wheeze. I mean, if somebody wet wet the bed,
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  Speaker 4: I would change the sheets. In fact, i'd expect the
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  Speaker 4: guests to change the sheet. Sure to be honest with
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  Speaker 4: you and take the bed and buy me a new bed.
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  Speaker 6: I just get the hair dryer out.
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  Speaker 5: Mogi.
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  Speaker 3: You're a nude sleeper in summer, right, yeah, just like me,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm a nude sleeping winter. Would you sleep nude
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  Speaker 3: in someone's bed in the stranger's house. Yeah, that's a
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  Speaker 3: bit trickier, trickier, And that's.
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  Speaker 6: My comment about growing or discharge and I.
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  Speaker 5: Do as well, Kezy, it's just a bit tricky.
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  Speaker 3: It's just but yeah, it's so tricky to do that.
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  Speaker 5: It's a little bit tricky. Aren't you all found out
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  Speaker 5: like it?
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  Speaker 6: Aren't you afraid? You know, if you're going full baff
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  Speaker 6: in bed and stuff of sort of skiddies?
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean I've always done more than two wipes, okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so it's never been an issue that I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: get skids on the sheets.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, would be weird.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 5: Can see how you'd be worried about that.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, yeahah, yeah, that's why you wear two pairs of
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  Speaker 3: monies to be at AJS.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I just it's a lot to keep containing a
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  Speaker 6: thin penis.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I feel like that.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed didn't give us there on the radio hoed Archy
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  Speaker 2: Big Show This Thursday afternoon, Keyty did a very unfair thing, Mogie.
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  Speaker 6: He went into.
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  Speaker 2: The office there, grabbed a bag of chips, opened them
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  Speaker 2: up and left them open right next to me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, what's that about, man, That's just a setup.
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  Speaker 5: Show a bit of self control.
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  Speaker 6: Brother.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I was hungry and I could have near you,
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  Speaker 3: because every time there's chips, you smash them exactly.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I thought there was like your thing that
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  Speaker 7: you did.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Chip, you're not going to have any you know,
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  Speaker 5: I have some. Don't worry about that.
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  Speaker 6: That just means I have to work out harder at
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  Speaker 6: the gym.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of gym, I was at the gym this morning,
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  Speaker 4: five am, doors open, mate, and I was in there.
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  Speaker 5: I was And somehow you still manage to make a
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  Speaker 5: fall of yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, and somehow there still ends up being competition for
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  Speaker 4: the different apparatus that's there in the gym. So I
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  Speaker 4: was doing my workouts there and I had a bit
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  Speaker 4: of a crowd had gathered round to watch me keasy
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  Speaker 4: because I am checking some tend at the moment.
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  Speaker 5: Boy, I tell you what really Yeah, And I had
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  Speaker 5: my shirt off too.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's I love it when a little bit of
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  Speaker 4: a crowd around me and that they worked at the gym,
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  Speaker 4: and they like, can you put your you know, your
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  Speaker 4: ship back?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, in a minute's did you
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  Speaker 2: flex your picture?
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  Speaker 5: They're always popping away. I can't help it. Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to use the chest fly machine kesy one
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  Speaker 4: helps your busy growth. And there was a woman there
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  Speaker 4: and she was using that machine and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: oh god, I've got to use that, but I'll go
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  Speaker 4: and do something else, and saying she's still she's somebody
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  Speaker 4: that sits on a machine but is mostly the too
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  Speaker 4: yarn to people and to cruise. I'm assuming social media
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  Speaker 4: and other things and that's up to her. She's paid
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  Speaker 4: her money just like me. She can do what she wants. Anyway,
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  Speaker 4: I went over there, I plucked up my carriage and
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  Speaker 4: I went over there to her and I says to her.
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  Speaker 4: I looked her in the eye and I says, how
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  Speaker 4: many more sets have you got?
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  Speaker 5: Left?
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  Speaker 4: Knowing that she hadn't done anything on it for about
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  Speaker 4: fifteen minutes, and she looked at me and she actually
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  Speaker 4: gave me the stink.
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  Speaker 5: I again, Wow another.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's two in one week.
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  Speaker 4: There's two stinkys this week I've had. And that's only
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  Speaker 4: at the gym.
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  Speaker 7: Throwing your stink nose' that's the full set almost.
• 14:03
  Speaker 6: Far out man, getting a bit of a rep there made.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: Anyway, she says to me, She says, why don't you
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: just use that one right there? And as it turns out,
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: they've installed a new machine. Now they've got a couple
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: of these these fly chest fly machines in there as well. Right, So,
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: once again I've put myself into a situation where I've
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: been asking a woman how much longer she's going to
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: be on a machine when there's a machine that's exactly
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: the same and no one's using it about two feet away.
• 14:33
  Speaker 7: That's twice in three days.
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not good.
• 14:37
  Speaker 6: It's not good.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: And you're not doing good intentionally, right, you're not just honestly,
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: I don't even see it. Because it's had the same
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: set up for so long, and now they've added new machines.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: I did just spot a couple of them, a couple
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: of row machines they've got over there. But yeah, they've
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: had all these other machines, and I just I'm blind
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: to them because they haven't been there before. And now
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: I'm assuming I've got a name, They've put my photo
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: up behind the Yeah, I was.
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: Going to suck.
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: Can imagine in the woman's changing room.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Now they're all going, has that dude come up to
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: you and ask how many reps you've got to go yet?
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Plus there is that you remember when the old guy
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: was taking a shower and you're waiting for him outside.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And oh my god, nogie, this could be
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: quite serious.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: You know what the thing about is is it's actually innocent, Yes,
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: but it doesn't look it.
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: Often these things are.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and yet it's very hard if I found myself
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: in court, very hard to defend.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Well, that's one of those things too, that you suddenly
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: become really self conscious and paranoid about it, and you
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: actually start doing it out of panic, you know what
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 15:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you start asking girls to use the machine out
• 15:35
  Speaker 7: of panic.
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: Yes, because you're going How many more reps you got
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: to go?
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: I felt so bad I nearly put my shirt back on.
• 15:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, let's your ship was off that whole time?
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, why wouldn't you when you're packing like you are?
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: Mate? You know what I'm saying, Hey, keasy, what how
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: many reps you got? Left? Man? Gross?
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 15:57
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• 16:00
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