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Season One, Episode 25: The Dusk Funnel Part 4: Off the Deep End Part 2 · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

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  Last time on Flail to the Face, our hopeless scum found
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  themselves in hot pursuit of a pout of Fuel party member as
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  they delved deeper into the dust bunnel.
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  When Sasha hitched a ride, Coolnot guided the elderly Tommy
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  started to unravel. Spin caught up on some reading
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  and screeched, reached out and touched someone.
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  Can it get any worse? Find out this week on the new
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  episode of Flail to the Face. Welcome back as well to the
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  Face. Is that correct?
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  Yeah, that's what you say. We'll come back.
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  OK. It's been a it's been a while.
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  Yeah. OK.
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  So. About the same amount of time,
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  to be honest. Time is fluid.
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  It's an illusion. You only believe in it if you
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  want to. Like Christmas.
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  Jesus, beep both of those words out so you don't know exactly
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  what I'm talking about. Very terribly so.
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  You can still hear it. So let's see.
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  Sasha's in the water and you guys are all standing on this
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  scaffolding looking down at the darkness that I feel at this
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  point. Sasha is so far down that you
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  can't see her glow. And Tommy, you said you were
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  going to climb down, correct on the scaffolding.
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  Yeah, I said. I pushed my way past Screech to
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  start climbing down because I need to get the crew back
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  together otherwise I will be a fucking failure and the Arch
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  Rogue will not have that. Is this your dad?
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  His uncle. Yes.
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  Is it my uncle? Yeah, Uncle Dad.
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  So what is what kind of armor are you wearing?
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  I am wearing kinskin vest so it's.
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  D2 armor Oh D2 OK tier one. OK, so all those I'll tell you
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  guys the rules here for the the climbing down this area.
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  OK, so climbing requires ADR 8 agility or strength test
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  player's choice, which is convenient for each section to
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  send it. Each tier of armor worn adds Dr.
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  +2 in addition to any encumbrance penalties.
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  In this case that puts you already out ADR 10 from tier
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  one. Bad weather like a torrential
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  storm adds Dr. +2. I would say though now because
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  you guys are so far down in here that is probably hasn't gotten
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  this far down as far as like these levels of the scaffolding
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  being saturated and even affected by that, so I'm gonna
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  ignore that one this far down. Each piece of climbing equipment
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  used subtracts Dr. -2. On a failed roll, PCs will
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  pinball down the length of the shaft, but can break their fall
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  on a successful DR14 Agility or Strength test, effectively
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  grabbing something to stop their fall.
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  And then there's subdivisions of how many levels.
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  I would say at this point, massage has fallen 2 levels.
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  PCs test for each section they fall through, and take D6 damage
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  for each one wherever they ultimately stop.
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  Geez. Again, the water's a bit of a
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  Gimme. And I would say that Rubus, I
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  apologize, but I like, I liked the scene that it created.
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  That's a little bit funnier than debatably funnier.
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  I thought it was the alternative.
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  I'm like, though, that's funny too.
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  It just doesn't surface. Unfortunately.
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  You saw just surfaced the scaffolds though.
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  A hodgepodge of mud crusted scaffolding dubiously
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  constructed of various materials rises from the bottom to a point
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  indicated climbing Dr. -2 But Dr. +2 to attack and defend on
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  the scaffolding close quarters, right?
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  So OK. Dozens of rope and pulley
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  systems dangled, creating a spider with both lines each
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  attached to a bucket. That being said, I think that
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  remember I asked about the tight quarters and your big weapon.
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  I think ultimately that's what I should have done is just change
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  the Dr. Sure. So either way, I think you also
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  in that 2020 didn't answer, but I do agree that that makes
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  sense. Very cool.
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  So that being the case, if you're going to climb down here
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  using the scaffolding, that's only going to be ADR 8.
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  Giving all the circumstances for you, Tommy.
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  OK also Nope. There's another thing I just
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  realized on the same page. Swirling winds routinely blow
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  down this funnel shaped hole and into the various caves and
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  Burrows along its length. When entering an area, roll AD 6
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  for torches and other open light sources, and AD 10 for lanterns
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  and the like. On the result of one, the flame
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  is snuffed out by a gust of wind.
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  So as you're standing here on this precipice, you with your
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  torch, give me AD 6 before you even clap. 6.
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  OK, what a good there is. You feel the wind too, and it's
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  kind of within the flame around a little bit.
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  Not enough to blow it out, apparently.
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  OK I rolled A6 on my climbing down but I have a plus two of my
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  agility so that is an 8. OK, perfect meets it, beats it.
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  So you make it down a couple flights of this scaffolding
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  pretty safely. Yeah, it's a little tricky in
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  some spots, but you manage pretty well.
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  And but let's say you're a level below the rest.
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  What about the rest of you then up above?
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  You know it will knock. I feel like I might have figured
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  this out finally, but to be honest I've already forgotten
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  what the man said so and I shut my book.
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  Yeah, it will not. Just like looks up at the pig.
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  His friend of yours. Well, where the fuck did we
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  pick? Her up?
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  Yeah, the pig is looking over the railing too.
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  You see him? I wasn't sure if this was like
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  your eighth wife twice removed. Or something.
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  No, no spin. He is very interested in many,
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  many things. But pigs?
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  No, I just, I can't keep up with the truffling.
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  Do do you need to go collect your pig or?
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  Well, you. Turn around and and Screech is
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  gone. He sees God on me, damn it.
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  I feel like we, we are the last ones to every fucking adventure
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  that has been happening today. So maybe we just step off like
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  to sign. Did you fucking hear that
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  motherfucker's just creeping around.
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  He's not even jumped. Screech, you said you climbed
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  down as well. OK, OK, so it's age armor.
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  It's Tier 1, tier one. OK, so you have 10 and then
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  you're also coming down that. So it's an 8 and you got a 12?
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  Yep. OK, wonderful.
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  So yeah, you managed to make it down a little better than than
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  Tommy even did. Very Tarzan.
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  Yeah. I feel like he's used to that
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  kind of thing. What about Quill Knock here?
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  Quill knock at this point is like fine I guess you got to
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  keep up with the other toddlers. What's your armour situation?
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  I am wearing splint mail which is.
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  Which is Tier 2 isn't it? Tier. 3 Tier 30, OK, so that's
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  what 810-1214 minus the two for the scaffolding.
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  So it's a it's a 12 for you then.
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  Oh shit. Dude.
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  That is going to be an 11. An 11?
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  Oh no. Does anybody have any omens?
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  I have. I have two omens left.
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  OK, Are you going to use one? Yes.
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  Oh, you are. OK, I'm going to.
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  I'm going to lower the. Dr. OK, wonderful.
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  So you succeed, then you climbing down as well.
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  Your your armor is making it pretty tough.
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  You're pretty heavy, and it feels like every time that
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  you're climbing down the side, like tubing and rails or
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  whatever, you're gonna go over the edge.
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  And at one point you almost feel like you do but but don't, and
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  you end up along with the other two.
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  Spin. What about you up there?
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  You just put your book away and realize that nobody's around
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  anymore. Put a pig above you.
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  It'll be so much funnier to watch him fall just like Sasha.
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  No, but then splat on the. Spin steps up to the ledge,
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  wraps his toes over the ledge and then rub claps his hands
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  together and rubs them. Svind was on diving team.
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  You're diving. I'm gonna take a dive, he.
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  Said it. Oh.
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  God, I want to hit the pavement. I just, I just watched, I just
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  watched Sasha fly by in the corner of my bad eye.
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  They're. Both the same size.
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  The corner of my bad eye. OK.
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  I know this place. I've been here before.
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  I've said this a few times. OK, that is true.
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  Let's just go with the this is a successful DR14 agility test.
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  Oh God, you said what now? DR14 agility.
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  Oh if you make it. I don't know why I didn't think
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  something to do earlier, but I tested to prevent.
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  OK, well, that's a 19. So nice.
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  So yeah, you over the end. Tell me about it.
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  That's been fun. It's not a death, but.
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  You know I I fucking spinned, claps his hands together, rubs
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  them. Spin them also was best and I
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  take I take a nice little dive off the ledge and I do a couple
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  flips and then I spread eagle and then I wrap myself close and
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  I shoot down like a missile. Nice.
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  Right next to Sasha too. And then you you serve.
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  That's dude. That's where Tommy and Screech
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  look up and he's and then the slow motion shot.
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  That's the spread eagle. Oh my God, me too buddy, me too.
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  Jesus. Christ these guys are insane.
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  Yeah, hey, hey, we're still cute.
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  Set the camera. Oh man.
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  So you 2 down in the water, then Sasha, another splash next to
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  you and spin surfaces right next to you.
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  And you guys keep in mind like it's a river.
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  Yeah, you guys are flowing towards this waterfall.
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  Jesus Christ. Right.
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  Like I said, there there are two big chains attached to the
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  ceiling of this chamber going down the water.
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  How far apart? How far apart?
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  Oh, let's say that this waterfall is about a good 40
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  feet around. It's like more of a let's
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  consider it how far? Away am I from the closest
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  chain. Let's call it enough with an
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  agility test. You can get there now.
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  No, Give me. Give me a number first, Give me
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  another. Ring give me AD four.
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  That's how many rounds away you are.
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  Then oh shit, Oh my gosh. Wait, D2 That seems way fair.
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  D2. Yeah, way fair. 11 OK, you're
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  one round away. So.
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  How far can I swim then? I mean that I have a 10 foot.
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  Pole. I'm trying to use this as a
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  utensil to lodge into the chain. You're very.
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  Small, I want to say that I'm. Going to grab Sasha by the belt.
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  OK, so there's a lot of factors here.
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  Here's the thing. No.
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  OK, I want to say that you are between equidistance, between
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  people. 'S a lifeguard on beach duty
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  days. Stay away from me.
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  Look, Sasha, you are drowning and I punch her in the nose
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  because you're supposed to knock them out if they're fighting
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  back. Are you?
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  Yeah, so far away. I think you're talking about
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  punching a. No, shut up, you don't know.
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  Spin was lifeguard and I punched Sasha in Leno.
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  Give me, give me a strength test.
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  I'm going. To end up throwing this bomb
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  out. And you guys are like, keep in
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  mind you're doing this while we're like worried about time
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  and distance and all that crap. So you're likely more doing that
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  than anything else. You're watching 1414.
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  Like you punch Sasha in the nose, give me D2 damage, give
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  Sasha D2 damage. Rather not nick one one.
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  Damn you did one damage. Punch him in the nose and I'm
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  going to continue swimming away. Oh my God.
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  So here's the thing, you guys are fighting each other while
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  also trying to not fall down that water.
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  Just trying to save you. You don't understand what's?
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  18 Give me a. Hunch and thin nose is.
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  Fucking dead. Two damage.
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  I have ropy skin. Roll that bitch again.
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  No, I have ropy skin. At this point I feel like you
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  two are careening over the edge of the waterfall, punching each
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  other. In the door.
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  Yeah, but this can't be the best.
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  OK, so swim. Swim both of you.
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  Then to determine that, give me both the strength test.
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  We're going to call that Dr. 14. Try spin trying to save you.
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  Put a top of pyramid. Stop.
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  You are drowning both of us. I never asked for your.
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  I fucking rolled terrible. He did.
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  I got a 10. OK, so both of you guys as you
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  guys are arguing and puzzing each other, both go careening
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  over the edge of this waterfall. I have my hand on on Tommy
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  shoulder and I'm looking him in the eyes and it's just the most
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  desperate and fucking broke. Here's the thing, you guys do
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  see this only by the lights that Sasha emits and the red glow, of
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  course you see and disappear into it and we're just
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  screaming. But also they're probably a good
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  20 feet below you still because you guys made it down a section
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  and I said two sections. So yeah, there wasn't a lot you
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  could do besides hear them and watch them.
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  What do we see in this glow? Let's go to the other three
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  first as you guys disappear into the darkness this red.
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  Yeah, this isn't my fault, okay? I never wanted any of this.
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  I don't know whose fault anything is anymore, but I'm
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  fine with it. We're all to blame.
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  I'm living my. Truth.
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  Yeah, Quill knocked, looking over the edge and catching some
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  of this is you're not too attached to those.
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  Guys. I, I mean kinda, I'm kind of
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  more concerned about where the fact that 10 foot pole was when
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  spind was diving down anyways, no, we should probably go
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  fucking get them. I mean at least make a a fucking
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  effort. I, I, I can't have everybody in
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  this fucking crew go to shit. And you can see just like he's
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  like stressed out almost to tears and he goes down to the
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  next level. OK.
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  Will not go turn to the screech then.
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  I don't know if he realizes this, but it's already kind of
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  went to shit. I heard that.
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  Kevin, give me DR10. Agility, I believe is what we
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  figured with 08 with you because up for the armor, down for the
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  scaffolding. So eight, yeah.
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  That's a nine all together. A nine.
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  Oh, wonderful. Yeah.
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  You make it down to the water, down to the tributary, and you
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  realize that here at the base of this scaffolding, it's not the
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  deepest, you know, but the. But the current is is heavy.
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  So I would. Oh, you're also a goblin too.
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  You're very small as well. Never mind.
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  You wouldn't realize that it's deep to you.
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  Yeah. About how far out are they from
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  me? They oh the the two the the hole
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  I want to call the hole like 40 feet away and they have
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  disappeared into it already at this point.
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  OK, because I do they're. Just they're stuck in like we're
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  off camera limbo. Yeah, at the moment.
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  What about Screech? I'll take my trip down there
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  too. OK.
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  Yeah, I'm good. Wonderful.
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  Yeah, just no problem. There's a nice ladder that you
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  notice obviously where to go down here and yeah actually for
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  you notice too cuz I feel like these goblins are all any about
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  belly but navel level to you if you're standing up straight,
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  which he probably ever is. So here in the water like it's
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  like chest high. Damn, yeah that's also about
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  right for a guy either do by his height.
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  I feel like he's pretty tall. Hunched over so.
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  Well, yeah, but if you, if you know, like if you stand up
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  straight, which I meant to go water, Yeah, you won't drown.
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  Yeah, I couldn't stand up above it, but instead just hunched
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  over it, muscle around muscle memory.
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  Yeah, it'll kill you. There's no it doesn't look down
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  here to have any way down that isn't just straight waterfall,
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  is that. No, it looks like it's just kind
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  of the water is coming out of pretty much the darkness and
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  kind of coming from both directions and going down this
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  almost like another funnel. This is the shortcut.
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  To where the you'll find out what about will knock here.
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  Yeah. Yeah, he's just going to follow
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  Screech at this point. OK, Yep.
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  So that's a good with that 12 for you, I think agility respect
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  again. Strength is 16. 16 Wonderful.
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  So you make it down despite your armor and yeah, you're you're a
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  taller dude, I'm sure too, isn't he?
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  He's not goblin height anyway, so yeah, you're still head above
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  water. You can tread it.
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  But yeah, you do feel the current down here is really
• 15:13
  pulling you guys. And you see too, I gotta imagine
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  you're just holding on to the scaffolding still, right?
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  Because I would just be like, I'm down here, Woo.
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  You know? So yeah, you guys do feel like
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  it's it's pulling at you. And he feels like perhaps you
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  might not be able to hold on long without a string test
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  coming up. It's not all hands.
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  But going back to the other two, you guys fall.
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  Oh God, you fall. Stind and Sasha both go
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  careening over this, and you see as you're getting closer and
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  it's ways down, like you're falling for a while, you see
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  finally what's creating this glow as down below you, as
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  you're falling towards it, you see a massive iron face, just
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  angry iron face. And you feel like in this
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  distance, it's hard to tell. Yeah, it's hard to tell, but
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  it's like this glowing red mouth and you see like the the
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  silhouette of the teeth kind of blocking the light.
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  Just angry jagged teeth, glowing red eyes.
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  And obviously based on the distance, how far down this is
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  from you. This thing's fucking enormous.
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  And you're getting closer and closer to it and you're just
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  free falling through a stream of water pretty much.
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  And as you see as you're getting closer and closer that this
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  water is like hitting this creature and it's just like
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  evaporating into this steam. I have tough, tough ropey skin.
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  I know. And you see that these chains
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  because you can see these chains that go the same length that
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  you're falling and you see these get closer together almost like
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  they're getting around you. These two hands almost block the
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  actual the light that it that the face is emanating and as if
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  to catch you and these hands are getting closer and closer and
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  the the water is not evaporating in his hands, but they're
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  pulling up into him right. And you guys both just crashed
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  into this water. Fortunately, your Ruby skin so.
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  So if water breaks the impact miraculously, as we've already
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  done, regrettably happening right now, and you feel this,
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  the change, you hear them clinking and everything as the
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  hands start to come down and we'll switch back up to the top.
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  My entire opinion of this whole situation has flipped like 6
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  times. I was like well they're fucked,
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  how do I not get fucked myself? Wait a minute, wait wait wait.
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  I don't know what the fuck to do.
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  OK, So what about the three of you?
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  You guys don't. Have you guys no idea what was
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  happening down there? No, no clue.
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  We just know that they went over right.
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  That's it. That's all you really know,
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  Yeah. And you heard a bunch of
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  smacking as we were punching. You had those cheeks.
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  Falling. In the wind.
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  And you said that the scaffolding went right into the
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  river. There's no shore for us to.
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  It looks like it it built from the actual like tributary bed.
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  By those calculations, you got to go on the river.
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  Right. It's the only thing that makes
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  sense. I mean, if they think that that
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  would be a good. Idea they're not high we.
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  Are. The idea that we're here for
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  cocaine and then you're looking to go, what's happening?
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  It's like no one says you have to.
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  This is the thing this. Is where the tap is.
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  Duh. Right from the demon's vein.
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  Tommy says we have. To the ironic thing is that you
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  I don't even say it. Screech.
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  I don't fucking know. I at.
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  This fucking. Point.
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  I don't know dude. Damn.
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  Well, they they're your friends. I mean.
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  Fuck. I can't have this fucking crew
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  go to shit too late. Fuck you.
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  All right, I'm going to look over at Quill Knock.
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  So where are these fucking cultists?
• 18:53
  Crosses his arms, starts floating away.
• 18:56
  Crosses arms anyway. They just dump you off here?
• 19:00
  Or were they fucking here? How did you get here?
• 19:03
  I woke up in upper levels. I assumed they were down lower.
• 19:06
  Aside from the scaffolding, is there any any other indications
• 19:10
  of any opening or any? Sort of travel, you see two
• 19:12
  chains, that's right, the chains, the two giant chains
• 19:15
  suspended from the ceiling down here of this tributary and they
• 19:19
  are going down to the water as well actually.
• 19:21
  So the real sound that you probably do hear is water
• 19:23
  rustling these chains maybe, but they're so big probably wouldn't
• 19:26
  even move them. But at one point you do see them
• 19:28
  actually start to do things, which is when you know.
• 19:31
  Curiosity, then, is I Quinac's going to go check out those
• 19:35
  chains? OK, so how I'm going to do that
• 19:37
  then is we're going to give you a Dr. Oh, you're wearing big
• 19:40
  heavy armor and he's. Going.
• 19:42
  We're going to call it DR16 agility or strength to get to
• 19:46
  the chain without going into the waterfall.
• 19:48
  Strength. I got a 16 on the nose.
• 19:51
  Oh yeah. So you just force your way over
• 19:54
  to this chain through the water, really keeping your footing at
• 19:56
  the bottom here, which is probably slick with slick stuff.
• 20:00
  Mayonnaise and bleach. No Moss.
• 20:03
  Oh yeah, whatever. But you make it to the chain and
• 20:06
  the chain is so big that like you're putting your arm around
• 20:09
  like 1/2 of the link, you know what I mean?
• 20:11
  Like it's like, it's like a tree trunk.
• 20:13
  Like not a very big tree, but a tree that you can do that with.
• 20:16
  So it's something that we could in theory climb down though.
• 20:18
  Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
• 20:20
  Well, Tommy, I guess you're so concerned about these two.
• 20:24
  Let's get going and I'll try climbing down the chain.
• 20:29
  Let's call it Dr. 16 Strength. Agility's not gonna help with
• 20:32
  this one. 15 + 217. Yeah, you're like the the with
• 20:38
  how big these like links of this chain are, it really feels like
• 20:42
  a ladder, not too hard to really climb down at all.
• 20:45
  You see this red glow, It's it's hard to tell exactly where it's
• 20:48
  coming from 'cause it's not pointing up at you like it was
• 20:51
  them. So you're climbing down and it's
• 20:53
  like you probably are looking down at maybe 200 feet like it's
• 20:58
  a fucking distance, right? It is black, empty.
• 21:01
  Does dark chasm with just that glow down below.
• 21:05
  Before we continue that, what about the other two guys who are
• 21:08
  up top, You see, will not climb down the chain.
• 21:11
  I guess once he once he like breaks line of sight, it's kind
• 21:14
  of anywhere. I'm sure they could.
• 21:15
  See Sasha's light down below too.
• 21:18
  Yes, you see also Quill knock. You see Sasha down below by that
• 21:22
  red glow. Yeah, basically as I'm climbing
• 21:25
  down, right before my head drops below like the edge kind of look
• 21:29
  at these two up there and just like pussies.
• 21:33
  Pussies. Yeah.
• 21:38
  You also see down there. Yeah, you see Sasha's glow
• 21:41
  illuminating like a pool of water.
• 21:43
  And what looks, because it's hard to tell exactly where it
• 21:45
  is, but it looks like it's kind of in front of the face.
• 21:47
  Yeah. So what are you guys a pop doing
• 21:49
  here? I'm looking at Screech.
• 21:52
  I'm. Sure, he's looking back.
• 21:56
  I cough a bunch of blood into my hand, shrugging, wave, laugh,
• 22:02
  toaster man, I just fucking jump straight into the water and
• 22:05
  float down on my back. Oh, really?
• 22:08
  You're just going okay? Oh wow, no chain, nothing.
• 22:11
  Okay, so yeah, he floats down to the water.
• 22:13
  He floats down to the water and you, yeah, you're going down and
• 22:16
  you see, you see Quill knock down the chain.
• 22:20
  Just kind of, yeah, you, yeah. You see Screech just all.
• 22:24
  I kind of imagine him being like the way that he kind of barely
• 22:27
  is giving him. He's just kind of like, just
• 22:30
  like just fucking absolutely right.
• 22:33
  Going real bad, yes. I like it a lot, like somebody
• 22:36
  who passed out skydiving. No, I imagine you're more of
• 22:39
  just like a pensive stare and then your arms are crossed just
• 22:42
  like. Falling.
• 22:43
  Oh, that's pretty good too. Like Piccolo, but manically
• 22:46
  laughing. Yeah, perfect.
• 22:48
  What about Tommy? Just called him a name.
• 22:54
  He's going to follow. Oh God, how are you going?
• 22:57
  Are you going with chain or are you going free fall?
• 23:00
  Chain. Chain.
• 23:01
  OK, so give me OK, So what we say it was a strength to get to
• 23:05
  it. It was 16 because of his armor
• 23:06
  though, so it'll be a 12 for you because knocking off the two
• 23:09
  tiers, it was only because the heavy armor makes that probably
• 23:14
  really hard. Oh, oh, what'd you get?
• 23:16
  I got a 15. Good.
• 23:18
  Awesome. Wait, no, that's good.
• 23:20
  You made it sound like you did. You make your way over.
• 23:23
  You kind of float pretty effortlessly.
• 23:24
  You kind of just like let go of the thing, flow past the chain
• 23:27
  and grab onto it, and then you're going to go down the
• 23:30
  chain as well, huh. Yeah.
• 23:31
  OK, So now another climb. It's ADR 12, actually.
• 23:35
  Yeah, it was 16 for you armor. So 12.
• 23:38
  Yep. 12 strength. Oh.
• 23:40
  It's three. Got no man.
• 23:43
  I've got, I've got one. You're.
• 23:44
  Going to use it. Yeah, it's.
• 23:46
  A re roll song. Re roll.
• 23:47
  Better blow on that die. Oh.
• 23:49
  That was cocked. That's a three.
• 23:52
  That's a three again. Oh shit, you didn't.
• 23:54
  Blow on it? What the fuck?
• 23:55
  So that's the one who's flailing uncontrollably down.
• 23:58
  You're climbing down this and it's though the wetness of the
• 24:02
  of the chain itself and the slickness of your boot.
• 24:06
  You slip and the pole is too much for your hands and you, you
• 24:10
  fall and you're falling like back first, like you're like,
• 24:14
  you're falling off the building. You'd.
• 24:16
  That's pretty much the distance, yeah.
• 24:17
  Like the bad guy from Die Hard. So down below, yeah, down below,
• 24:25
  the two of you, Sasha and Sven, sitting in this pool of water
• 24:29
  now. Still punching each other.
• 24:31
  Are you guys? No, no, you are fine.
• 24:35
  I don't. Sasha's probably still things
• 24:37
  for enemies, so right, that's true I.
• 24:41
  Don't know has another hour pass.
• 24:43
  I doubt it. No, no it has not.
• 24:46
  Or the hands bring you to the face and then start draining the
• 24:49
  water out in between hands. How close am I to his face?
• 24:52
  I would have tried to poke him. In the eyeball, you are.
• 24:56
  You're probably like forearm distance from his face for him
• 25:00
  for him I. Remember the picture you showed
• 25:02
  me? I'm scared shitless.
• 25:03
  Yeah, yeah, the eye. You are so small compared to his
• 25:06
  head that you guys could both hang out on his eyelid.
• 25:09
  What the fuck? Wow.
• 25:11
  Yeah. Between my thick cheeks, I drop
• 25:14
  a loaf. It drains in the toilet of his
• 25:20
  hand. It just falls down below.
• 25:22
  But you guys see, I'm going to. Look over at Sasha.
• 25:27
  I don't think I know the dialect for this one, Sasha.
• 25:31
  Give me a reaction role O2D6. 7. He just looks at you, his face
• 25:40
  just indifferent. Hello, this is me.
• 25:45
  This band, you know, if you give me a little bit to gold, I can
• 25:49
  probably get you set up with a nice little program where you
• 25:52
  get some gold back and you know, you turn that into the silver.
• 25:56
  I'm very old fashioned. Unfortunately, I keep the gold
• 25:59
  standard. I also have envelope processing
• 26:03
  plant where I print, roll, standard new Sprint.
• 26:07
  So just just so you know, I have many different schemes.
• 26:11
  I'm sorry Spinge is a little nervous.
• 26:13
  You are quite, quite large. You're talking to me and he with
• 26:26
  his two hands now with your empty of water, he like
• 26:29
  separates them right? Each of you in each hand.
• 26:32
  Oh fuck, spin. Don't like to be separate?
• 26:35
  Well, no actually spin. And he, he's got you pretty much
• 26:38
  almost to like his wrist length from his face, like he's looking
• 26:42
  at you intently, one in each eye, pretty.
• 26:43
  Much you have such clean pores. He's just, and you see too, like
• 26:48
  he's just iron. Spind is aware he worked with
• 26:52
  metal management, too. That's true.
• 26:54
  That's true, I was just looking for the powder.
• 27:05
  Oh. No, Spin is just on retirement,
• 27:08
  escaping from wives and, you know, taxes and whatever.
• 27:13
  Yeah. So no, You think we'll spend
• 27:15
  off? Oh, you mean that one?
• 27:20
  And the screech lands in the water next.
• 27:22
  To me, there's no water in there, remember?
• 27:24
  Oh fuck. The water is just like singing
• 27:26
  off of his head again. It has that to be said too.
• 27:28
  He just kind of got like a like a Don King hairdo of mist the
• 27:32
  water through his gigantic horns.
• 27:36
  Well, they not sign on with Spin yet, but I'm pretty sure the
• 27:39
  other goblin, you know, Goblin, they stick together.
• 27:42
  You know, he'd probably join Spin Steam, give him a little
• 27:46
  silver, go buy whatever he wants, no longer have to work
• 27:49
  for Uncle Father. Easy if you feel the hand
• 27:52
  clothes about your hand for the hand that you're standing in.
• 27:55
  Start the clothes, start to get little craft in here for all
• 27:58
  spin. On both of you and he again he
• 28:01
  puts his hands up to her to catch the water against the
• 28:03
  bended from singing and just fill back up again as you guys
• 28:06
  both kind of just start like treading water as it feels like.
• 28:09
  And yeah, Screech and Tommy both just flashed into the water.
• 28:15
  Oh, nice for you. Join Spin then Sasha.
• 28:18
  Sasha. I I can't fucking do this
• 28:23
  anymore. Who the?
• 28:25
  Fuck is this guy? Let's go again, go again.
• 28:31
  The screech. Just fucking.
• 28:32
  Falls back into the water. And then you like ended the
• 28:35
  whole, the whole pool that you're like, it's pretty much
• 28:37
  like a hotel pool at this point in your head.
• 28:39
  It's a hotel hot tub because of Sasha.
• 28:41
  Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It shakes kind of wildly and
• 28:45
  kill not you give me ADR 14 strength test as these chains
• 28:51
  just start bucking while you're on them.
• 28:54
  That is going. To be an 8.
• 28:56
  Oh, and you fall from this shaking and splash into the
• 29:01
  water, into the hot tub as well as his hands.
• 29:05
  Great. I can never get rid of these
• 29:06
  guys. You had a long distance still.
• 29:16
  Yeah. No, no, no, I was sitting here
• 29:22
  to get the powder or the arch rope back in stress.
• 29:26
  Big fucking Sasha lost his fucking shit.
• 29:29
  Yeah, we're going to talk later, I swear.
• 29:31
  Then fucking jump. I don't give a shit no more.
• 29:35
  I'm here to get the powder and then get the fuck out of here.
• 29:38
  I've been through enough fucking shit right now.
• 29:40
  I understand you're fucking, you're a, you're a girthy
• 29:43
  fucking dude. God, you're fucking huge.
• 29:44
  But but yeah, iron got it. OK, cool.
• 29:49
  I'm just here to get some fucking powder and then get the
• 29:52
  fuck out. Leave you alone.
• 29:54
  I mean, you can keep fucking the Bright Lord over here.
• 29:57
  At this point he's more of a fucking hassle.
• 29:59
  You an asshole, give me hassle. And I'm gonna throw my bomb at.
• 30:05
  Him. You're in the same hot tub.
• 30:09
  Yeah, man. I'm gonna throw my bomb at him.
• 30:11
  Are you actually? I'm playing my character,
• 30:15
  Nathan. He.
• 30:17
  Told you with a whole name. OK, it doesn't mean I'm wrong.
• 30:23
  So you keep in mind the distance on this thing is enough to
• 30:25
  probably take you all out. It's AD 10 damage.
• 30:28
  The radius is equal to damage roll.
• 30:30
  It's also in the water though. You're like and.
• 30:33
  There's also shrapnel too. Ah, true.
• 30:35
  OK, so you're going to throw it, Adam?
• 30:37
  They're trying to kill me. OK, fair enough.
• 30:39
  No. We're it's it's not lit.
• 30:41
  Up. Are you going to light it?
• 30:42
  Do I have? To light it.
• 30:44
  Yeah, there's a fuse then. I light it with my body.
• 30:46
  OK, fuck you. Not on.
• 30:50
  Fire, you're just glowing. Yeah, you're not on fire.
• 30:52
  You're just glowing. That's true.
• 30:54
  Well, I'm using the heat from this guy, OK?
• 30:56
  I'm not close enough. I'm close.
• 30:58
  Although the water in here is getting warm.
• 31:00
  Stove top, stove top. Light it.
• 31:03
  When I get this thing light, you're dead.
• 31:04
  I'm just striking. Striking.
• 31:07
  Give me an agility test for that then.
• 31:08
  That's kind of funny. I feel like, I feel like that's
• 31:11
  the most. Reasonable version of 15.
• 31:13
  OK. Yeah, well.
• 31:14
  He's striking. I'm going to swing out with my
• 31:15
  10 foot pole like a baseball bat.
• 31:17
  OK, so you strike it does light if.
• 31:20
  These hands are as big as you think.
• 31:22
  Yeah, you're about to catch fins, hands, strength that.
• 31:24
  Could be very. Could be.
• 31:27
  Very far away from you. We were in two different hands
• 31:31
  before, OK? You not anymore, remember?
• 31:33
  Yeah, but these? Fans, we can hang out on his
• 31:36
  eyelid. These things are fucking huge.
• 31:39
  That's a fair. We've got to tread some water.
• 31:46
  Maybe it's more like Olympic pool size.
• 31:48
  I'm just treading water. I'm not paying attention.
• 31:50
  Fair enough. You see, too, that like, Grodd
• 31:53
  is mostly watching these guys, and he's kind of not.
• 31:56
  He's like, we're playing beach volleyball inside of this
• 31:59
  fucking pool. It's hot potato right now.
• 32:01
  He's very he's very amused by the look on his face.
• 32:04
  Maybe he spares us then, I don't fucking know it.
• 32:07
  Doesn't matter if he does. So ultimately you hit that with
• 32:11
  a Nat 20 right? So that thing flies out of the
• 32:16
  pool and into into Grodd's face. This is your fault, Jake.
• 32:21
  And give me that D10 on damage. OK someone omen to Max damage 6.
• 32:29
  OK, give me AD 6. No, the the damage is equal to
• 32:33
  the. I know the radius is equal to
• 32:35
  the damage AD six you said. Yep.
• 32:39
  Two. You see that it charged some of
• 32:40
  his face as it hits him right at the bridge of the nose and his
• 32:44
  his face goes from amusement to rage.
• 32:47
  Hey man, what's wrong with you 2?
• 33:38
  Hey everybody, Kevin at the end of the episode.
• 33:39
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• 33:42
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• 33:45
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• 33:49
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• 33:53
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• 33:56
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• 33:59
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• 34:51
  It's. Good to face flails.
• 34:52
  Flail faces. Flail to the limit.
• 34:54
  Flail to the limit to. The limit?
• 34:57
  All the way to the face. Stairway to.
• 34:59
  Flail, Take it to the face. I'm.
• 35:01
  Gonna flail. I'm flailing away.
• 35:05
  That's fucking that's. Always a good one.
• 35:08
  Come play it away, come play it away, play it away with me.
• 35:15
  Oh, we're fucking stupid. Yes we are.
• 35:21
  I'm putting in hours too, but Jake is putting in more, I will
• 35:24
  say that. So warm and fuzzy inside.
• 35:25
  No, you probably put in three to four hours more a day than I do,
• 35:28
  you know, And I'm putting in like. 10 drug rug.
• 35:31
  Yeah, they don't let me wear it at work, so I, I.
• 35:35
  Enough of Jake. What about me?
• 35:36
  We've. Always been proud of you.
• 35:39
  You're the most person. Yeah, you did.
• 35:41
  Yeah. We have, like, one of those,
• 35:43
  like, rain meters. You know that like told you the
• 35:45
  inches. Right.
• 35:47
  Yeah, I buy. How for each other?
• 35:48
  Is this would? Be causing overflowing.
• 35:51
  Give them that emotional hand, John.
• 35:52
  Let me let. Me, let me join mine would be
• 35:54
  like hold on, let me. Actually spit on Levis Dick for
• 35:57
  a second. Let.
• 36:00
  Me spit on Levi stick for a second, let me rim his asshole.
• 36:05
  He's actually no you, you no, no, no, no, and and and.
• 36:11
  You you like, I don't. Have like he's like it's cool He
• 36:18
  and he's also hold on to my lesbian special motorcycle
• 36:21
  sitting in his garage. Yeah you don't like it.
• 36:23
  You don't like it for you. No.
• 36:24
  Here's what it is. It's.
• 36:26
  Also what it is? You know, like being forced.
• 36:34
  And his. Cheeks together, rubs them big,
• 36:37
  old. Big old thick fuck cheeks do the
• 36:39
  same thing. Just flapping in the wind.