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- 0:00Speaker 1: Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at
- 0:03Speaker 1: YouTube dot com. Slash at Treehouse on air.
- 0:08Speaker 2: Aha, you sucking. I'm sorry, but that'll never get old
- 0:18Speaker 2: to me.
- 0:20Speaker 3: It happens just enough, and I get this, I get
- 0:23Speaker 3: to call it out.
- 0:24Speaker 2: It makes me happy. So thank you, Trey.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Wrong bank, right button, wrong bank. The stuff we the
- 0:35Speaker 3: stuff we do, the stuff we trip over in our
- 0:38Speaker 3: in our professional lives.
- 0:40Speaker 2: All right, this is how do I normally do this?
- 0:42Speaker 2: You threw me off with the wrong bank.
- 0:44Speaker 3: Oh it is time to leave your words outside and
- 0:47Speaker 3: laugh with us here inside the Treehouse at a number
- 0:50Speaker 3: of things, including sometimes you just sometimes you hit the
- 0:53Speaker 3: wrong goddamn sound effect. That's okay, thank you, Trey. Coming
- 0:59Speaker 3: up in Oh yeah, I'm Daniel Malley. He's trade trendholme.
- 1:01Speaker 3: We've got Rebecca Black in here today, laughing at me.
- 1:04Speaker 4: It's like an omen for the day already.
- 1:08Speaker 2: It's okay, we're gonna get on track. It's all good.
- 1:11Speaker 3: Coming up today. I've got something special for you, Rebecca.
- 1:15Speaker 3: I have a feeling you will be standing in line
- 1:20Speaker 3: to get into Overnight Horror Camp. Okay, yeah, all also
- 1:29Speaker 3: millennials and minivans. I'm not expanding any further at the moment.
- 1:33Speaker 3: Just let that wash over you for a moment. Birthdays,
- 1:37Speaker 3: of course, and gen Z wants our hand me downs.
- 1:41Speaker 3: That's all coming up probably today inside the treehouse. Before
- 1:46Speaker 3: we get to any of that, I need you guys
- 1:48Speaker 3: to help me. I need your help to settle a
- 1:51Speaker 3: debate I'm having inside my home.
- 1:54Speaker 5: Tears right, I agree?
- 1:57Speaker 3: How dare you both?
- 2:00Speaker 6: I gotta stick with my girl.
- 2:02Speaker 3: You haven't even heard the scenario.
- 2:04Speaker 7: If she's right.
- 2:07Speaker 3: Just shut up. I really think I'm right on this one.
- 2:13Speaker 3: I need you to hear me out, and please God,
- 2:17Speaker 3: you're just not gonna listen, all.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Right, So here's what I'm going to do.
- 2:24Speaker 3: Then, since the two of you have clearly already decided
- 2:27Speaker 3: which way you're voting on this, Dan.
- 2:30Speaker 1: I will I will be objected, I will listen objectively,
- 2:34Speaker 1: and I'll give you an honest answer.
- 2:36Speaker 3: Well, seeing is how you both have revealed yourselves to
- 2:39Speaker 3: be straight ticket voters, I'm now going to remove details
- 2:42Speaker 3: out of this and just give you the situation is
- 2:46Speaker 3: that I for my purposes, yes, this is the only
- 2:52Speaker 3: way where I feel like I can get some truly
- 2:54Speaker 3: unbiased opinions out of you. Two on this specific situation.
- 3:00Speaker 3: So I'm going to give you the situation. I'm not
- 3:02Speaker 3: going to tell you where I fell on this and
- 3:03Speaker 3: where Tara fell on this. You just give me what
- 3:06Speaker 3: you think is the correct answer. If I was to
- 3:10Speaker 3: tell you I'm going to give you the business or
- 3:15Speaker 3: I'm gonna show you the business, what do you think
- 3:18Speaker 3: that means?
- 3:20Speaker 7: Give you the business? Is like I'm gonna give you
- 3:23Speaker 7: a fistful of this, buddy.
- 3:25Speaker 3: Yeah, uh huh yeah. And then what would you say
- 3:28Speaker 3: is I'm going to show.
- 3:29Speaker 2: You the business.
- 3:30Speaker 6: I don't think I want to know.
- 3:32Speaker 3: M Trey, which real quick. I love how you're like
- 3:36Speaker 3: twirling your hair on that one.
- 3:37Speaker 2: He's like, I don't business.
- 3:42Speaker 3: All right, Trey, show him the business versus give him
- 3:45Speaker 3: the business? Um your interpretation?
- 3:50Speaker 1: Please, If you're gonna give him the business, I think
- 3:55Speaker 1: you're gonna screw them. If you're gonna show him the business, yeah,
- 4:01Speaker 1: flash them.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Okay.
- 4:05Speaker 4: They're both essentially a threat right of some sort one
- 4:09Speaker 4: coming from.
- 4:10Speaker 7: Dan like I'll show you.
- 4:19Speaker 2: Okay, So now the full context.
- 4:24Speaker 3: A couple of weeks ago, uh, when we got Stateside Bella,
- 4:28Speaker 3: our little Chihuahba mixed dog, right, Uh one of the
- 4:32Speaker 3: things we do when we go stateside is we get
- 4:34Speaker 3: her a new chew toy. So we got her this new,
- 4:38Speaker 3: uh like crinkle squirrel chew toy that's also got a
- 4:42Speaker 3: little squeaky inside of it. So when she's really excited
- 4:44Speaker 3: in the morning, like she's ready to go outside or
- 4:46Speaker 3: she's ready to eat breakfast, she gets after that squirrel.
- 4:50Speaker 3: And and it always, it always puts a smile on
- 4:53Speaker 3: our faces because it's really cute. And Tara one day
- 4:56Speaker 3: sees Bella getting after this plush squirrel and she says,
- 5:01Speaker 3: you get it, Belly, you show it the business. And
- 5:04Speaker 3: I just started cracking up. She's like, what are you
- 5:07Speaker 3: laughing at? I said, we don't show them the business.
- 5:09Speaker 3: She's given them the business. I said, if you're showing
- 5:12Speaker 3: them the business, I kind of feel like it's like
- 5:15Speaker 3: you're a flasher.
- 5:16Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, see.
- 5:20Speaker 7: You yeah, look at that.
- 5:22Speaker 3: But I had I had to explain it so you
- 5:24Speaker 3: would be on my side.
- 5:27Speaker 4: Good thing, it's inconsequential, like if it was a real
- 5:29Speaker 4: something or another, I'm definitely gonna have to side with Tara.
- 5:32Speaker 4: This means nothing in the game of your relationship. So
- 5:35Speaker 4: I'm fine with siding with you on this one tiny thing.
- 5:38Speaker 3: Shit, I didn't think about that since it really doesn't matter.
- 5:43Speaker 3: It really doesn't matter, so it's a hollow victory on
- 5:48Speaker 3: my department.
- 5:49Speaker 5: Totally is she still gets sat.
- 5:53Speaker 3: What's that tray?
- 5:54Speaker 5: She still gets Saintthood.
- 5:58Speaker 3: I know this isn't right because well, technically you guys
- 6:04Speaker 3: said she's wrong.
- 6:05Speaker 2: It's still super adorable.
- 6:06Speaker 4: So like I can absolutely picture her being like, oh,
- 6:11Speaker 4: you're showing him the business, like that's so cute.
- 6:17Speaker 3: Whereas if I say it, then I'm in jail.
- 6:20Speaker 7: Yes, creep alert.
- 6:23Speaker 3: Creep of the week, Dan showing him the business call
- 6:26Speaker 3: the popo? Oh God help me, Okay.
- 6:30Speaker 6: I mean we tried, we tried to support you.
- 6:32Speaker 5: You're welcome, and when she shows you the business that's
- 6:36Speaker 5: for play.
- 6:39Speaker 3: Yeah, then I'm all for it.
- 6:40Speaker 6: Yeah right, it's good for you at that point.
- 6:44Speaker 3: Really, you just couldn't help yourself.
- 6:47Speaker 4: Yeah, I dare you to say that to Terra's face?
- 6:53Speaker 7: What what her getting on all fours?
- 6:56Speaker 3: Is that what you just said?
- 6:58Speaker 7: Oh?
- 7:00Speaker 5: So are you not? Are you not wise to the
- 7:05Speaker 5: Dan strap On jokes?
- 7:08Speaker 4: I mean I think we vaguely have referenced them, but
- 7:11Speaker 4: I immediately went.
- 7:12Speaker 3: To sorry, I get it. No, Trey skips over that
- 7:18Speaker 3: step and goes right to role reversal.
- 7:20Speaker 6: Correct.
- 7:21Speaker 3: Okay, because because the easy thing would be that, yes,
- 7:24Speaker 3: Cray just shoots way past it and then it's me
- 7:28Speaker 3: on all fours and it's a pegging joke.
- 7:30Speaker 6: Gotcha.
- 7:30Speaker 1: There's nothing fun about There's nothing funny about making fun
- 7:33Speaker 1: of Tara.
- 7:34Speaker 7: That's why I was like, whoa dude, that's.
- 7:36Speaker 3: A little harm. He'll he will bust me all day
- 7:42Speaker 3: every day. Yeah, damn it, I walked right into that.
- 7:47Speaker 3: I set you up on that. That was completely unintentional.
- 7:49Speaker 3: God damn it. Okay, I need to I need to
- 7:52Speaker 3: get off this. That one was that one was on purpose.
- 7:56Speaker 3: Thank you very much. All right, jin thank you for
- 7:59Speaker 3: settling the debate, which ultimately gets me nowhere.
- 8:03Speaker 2: But thank you. So gen Z apparently wants our hand
- 8:07Speaker 2: me downs.
- 8:08Speaker 3: Last week, I saw the story where a sweatshirt at
- 8:12Speaker 3: Costco was such a throwback that the kids today had
- 8:16Speaker 3: to have. It is Spree. Yeah, the clothing brand from
- 8:21Speaker 3: back in the day is Spree. It was just a
- 8:25Speaker 3: sweatshirt at Costco, and gen Z went absolutely nuts for
- 8:31Speaker 3: it and bought all of them. It's just a cream
- 8:34Speaker 3: colored sweatshirt with the multicolor is Spree letters across the chest,
- 8:39Speaker 3: and they just went eight for it and bought them all. Now, look,
- 8:45Speaker 3: I understand the Stalgia is really big right now, and
- 8:48Speaker 3: I don't know really why, unless it's just, you know,
- 8:52Speaker 3: trends are cyclical. But I don't really know why gen
- 8:55Speaker 3: Z is so big on eighties and nineties stuff.
- 8:58Speaker 4: It's like I can't think of anything on their own.
- 9:01Speaker 4: They have to steal our stuff.
- 9:04Speaker 7: Well, they have no no creativity.
- 9:07Speaker 5: They brought back the mullet.
- 9:09Speaker 1: I mean, and I say this having worked in the
- 9:13Speaker 1: kind of the secondhand clothing world for a bit, you
- 9:18Speaker 1: have to understand they affliction is popular again.
- 9:23Speaker 5: What ed hardie is popular again?
- 9:26Speaker 2: Oh? Please God, so spond Dutch.
- 9:32Speaker 1: Every everything we hated we was douchey twenty years ago.
- 9:38Speaker 1: They they love everything that was douchey over the last
- 9:41Speaker 1: fifty years.
- 9:41Speaker 5: They seem to love.
- 9:44Speaker 3: Yeah, because like the mullets and the mustaches. Whenever I
- 9:47Speaker 3: see the kids today like that, it just it takes
- 9:50Speaker 3: me back to when my sisters started dating and all
- 9:54Speaker 3: these all these guys today look like all my sister's
- 9:57Speaker 3: ex boyfriends. When she was like fourteen, I would even
- 10:00Speaker 3: lay the face.
- 10:01Speaker 1: I'm gonna lay the facial hair thing more millennial that
- 10:04Speaker 1: that seemed.
- 10:05Speaker 5: I feel like maybe it was gen Z. I don't
- 10:07Speaker 5: know that that's a.
- 10:09Speaker 1: Trend that I can't speak to because I can't grow
- 10:12Speaker 1: on the sash up.
- 10:13Speaker 4: I was about to say, can you even grow one?
- 10:16Speaker 4: That's always that always seems the reason for the hatred
- 10:19Speaker 4: of facial hair is because you can't actually grow anything yourself.
- 10:22Speaker 3: It's jealousy. I get it, look like I looked like
- 10:27Speaker 3: for me. I don't know if this holds true, but
- 10:29Speaker 3: it's a very basic theory and I have not thought
- 10:31Speaker 3: a lot about it. But Trey kind of falls into this,
- 10:36Speaker 3: which is most guys today, almost no matter what their age,
- 10:40Speaker 3: but older, especially millennials gen X men, almost all have
- 10:45Speaker 3: facial hair. For those that can grow good facial hair,
- 10:49Speaker 3: it seems like they do, whereas those that can't kind
- 10:55Speaker 3: of just understand it and go the tray route, which
- 10:58Speaker 3: is I'm not a beard guy, so I'm just going
- 11:01Speaker 3: old school. I am clean shaven, and I'm gonna work
- 11:03Speaker 3: out and have an awesome square jaw, unlike the neck beards.
- 11:08Speaker 2: Am I wrong?
- 11:10Speaker 6: No? No, nailed it.
- 11:11Speaker 5: Yeah, like I shave once a week.
- 11:16Speaker 4: I mean, that's just I'm so jealous of that.
- 11:19Speaker 6: I don't think you even understand.
- 11:23Speaker 5: Is this is three days.
- 11:26Speaker 7: It looks like you have nothing there.
- 11:28Speaker 5: I don't. I literally and.
- 11:31Speaker 1: Half of what it's gray anyways, but I literally, I
- 11:35Speaker 1: mean I'm not. I'm just not a hairy person. I
- 11:38Speaker 1: have very little arm hair, leg hair or anything. But
- 11:42Speaker 1: I cannot uh, but it takes me two weeks to
- 11:46Speaker 1: grow what a lot of guys can do in three days.
- 11:50Speaker 3: I can't believe I'm looking at you with a three
- 11:52Speaker 3: day old shadow that is barely a shadow like it.
- 11:56Speaker 3: It looks like the after of someone who just got
- 11:59Speaker 3: a shave.
- 12:00Speaker 6: Yes, I would agree with that.
- 12:02Speaker 1: All right, most guys, most guys have a five o'clock
- 12:05Speaker 1: shadow that for me would be three or four days
- 12:07Speaker 1: without shaving.
- 12:09Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
- 12:10Speaker 6: Not fair, not fair.
- 12:12Speaker 3: So yeah, I kind of feel like the guys that
- 12:14Speaker 3: can grow really big, kick ass beards.
- 12:17Speaker 2: They do, and more power to them. I think I'm
- 12:20Speaker 2: kind of in between.
- 12:21Speaker 3: I've never tried to go like the big bushy beard
- 12:25Speaker 3: thing because to me, it just seems inconvenient and I
- 12:27Speaker 3: don't want to sleep on it and it smushes off
- 12:29Speaker 3: my face and get food in it.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Really, I have nothing against mustaches and beards. What grosses
- 12:35Speaker 1: me out, though, is when you watch someone with a mustache,
- 12:38Speaker 1: a really big thick mustache or bear eat and then
- 12:41Speaker 1: they get shit in it.
- 12:42Speaker 3: It's gross disgusting.
- 12:44Speaker 6: Nobody wants that, literally, no one.
- 12:46Speaker 3: I will say this though, and I am well on
- 12:49Speaker 3: the record of it as having said this, if you
- 12:51Speaker 3: are going to go the mustache route, it better be good.
- 12:56Speaker 3: And I don't mean it needs to have a flourish
- 12:59Speaker 3: on it that looks like you're a boxer from the
- 13:01Speaker 3: nineteen teens or anything like that, putting your fisticuffs up
- 13:05Speaker 3: where it twirls and things. I'm just saying, if you
- 13:10Speaker 3: are going to grow a mustache, it.
- 13:12Speaker 2: Needs to be full and manly.
- 13:16Speaker 3: It's like, basically, if you can't get at least in
- 13:19Speaker 3: the same ballpark with a Tom Seleck, then don't even bother.
- 13:24Speaker 6: I agree with that.
- 13:25Speaker 3: If you resemble more seventies creepy porn star, then just.
- 13:32Speaker 2: Don't do that at all.
- 13:33Speaker 3: But if you can go you know, the cell it
- 13:36Speaker 3: wrap by god rocket all right. So gen Z wants
- 13:42Speaker 3: our hand me downs. They want the Aespri sweatshirt that
- 13:44Speaker 3: sold out. What is something that you would like to
- 13:48Speaker 3: give gen Z. I'll start with clothing, because if they
- 13:54Speaker 3: want all of our old stuff, they want the Apri
- 13:58Speaker 3: sweatshirt they want, I swear to God, the same rebox
- 14:02Speaker 3: that my dad wore in nineteen eighty eight are now popular.
- 14:07Speaker 3: It's the old school white rebox with the green lettering
- 14:10Speaker 3: and the Union Jack flag on it. I saw that
- 14:13Speaker 3: at DSW the other day and I was like, oh
- 14:15Speaker 3: my god, they're there.
- 14:17Speaker 6: Yep.
- 14:18Speaker 3: If I wanted to, I could cause play my father.
- 14:25Speaker 3: So it's a very weird thing. So I started thinking about, Okay, fine,
- 14:29Speaker 3: if gen Z wants all of our old hand me downs,
- 14:31Speaker 3: I know one thing that they would I would love
- 14:33Speaker 3: to see them wear and look really really stupid.
- 14:36Speaker 2: Get some old Cavalcci's. Put those on.
- 14:38Speaker 3: Walk around no one. No one looked cool in those.
- 14:43Speaker 3: We thought we did, but no going back and looking
- 14:47Speaker 3: at those, hell no.
- 14:48Speaker 4: The z Cavalicci's were the ones with the label right
- 14:51Speaker 4: down the crosh right and it was like a white
- 14:52Speaker 4: long label, so it always looked like your fly was open.
- 14:56Speaker 7: Yes, And we thought that was awesome.
- 14:59Speaker 4: In the eighties, like I had a They were purple,
- 15:01Speaker 4: and I thought they were totally kick ass. I had
- 15:04Speaker 4: and I looked like the underwear we're hanging out all
- 15:06Speaker 4: day I had.
- 15:08Speaker 3: I had a black pair, but because I couldn't afford
- 15:10Speaker 3: the z Cavalrici's.
- 15:11Speaker 2: It was some off brand, but.
- 15:14Speaker 3: It was the same style where it was like the
- 15:16Speaker 3: sort of the parachute ish thigh portion and then it
- 15:20Speaker 3: tapers at the knee, so it's it's like a less
- 15:24Speaker 3: flashy version of hammer pants, you know. But yeah, where those?
- 15:30Speaker 3: Because if you want to look stupid, we'll make you
- 15:33Speaker 3: look stupid.
- 15:35Speaker 4: So wait, is that the point of this, what we're
- 15:37Speaker 4: passing down is to make them look stupid?
- 15:40Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, they do, But I want them to
- 15:43Speaker 3: go full stupid like the z cava Ricci's. The uh,
- 15:50Speaker 3: they're already doing it with the Jinkos.
- 15:52Speaker 5: Some they like mullets.
- 15:55Speaker 1: What what what else are you gonna fucking do to
- 15:57Speaker 1: them that's gonna make them look dumber? I mean, you
- 16:01Speaker 1: give them a book and say read out loud.
- 16:04Speaker 4: They don't know how to read.
- 16:11Speaker 3: I went actually something else, a little more abstract, although
- 16:15Speaker 3: very tangible. I would give them some of my blood.
- 16:19Speaker 3: The reason why is because I'm warm blooded, and all
- 16:23Speaker 3: the Gen Z and the Genalpha kids these days are
- 16:25Speaker 3: constantly wearing sweatshirts everywhere they go. It's like there's it's
- 16:30Speaker 3: like they're chihuahuas. If they take it off, they just
- 16:33Speaker 3: start shaking and crying or something.
- 16:35Speaker 5: I saw some.
- 16:38Speaker 1: Teenage girls walking around yesterday, all of them in hoodies.
- 16:44Speaker 5: Yeah, it was one hundred and two.
- 16:46Speaker 6: Yep. That's the look right now.
- 16:48Speaker 4: And it's got to be an oversized hoodie where you
- 16:50Speaker 4: can't see the short so it looks like you don't
- 16:52Speaker 4: have pants on.
- 16:55Speaker 3: Look, I do that on my own.
- 17:00Speaker 6: But you really don't have pants on.
- 17:01Speaker 3: I assume I don't. That's because I'm telling terror. I'm
- 17:04Speaker 3: gonna show you the business.
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- 18:59Speaker 3: speaking of things that you never thought you needed or
- 19:01Speaker 3: wanted to know. So I gave you a couple of
- 19:04Speaker 3: my suggestions on handby downs for gen Z.
- 19:08Speaker 2: So I need to ask.
- 19:09Speaker 3: You, guys, what you would like to give gen Z
- 19:12Speaker 3: because they want our handy downs. I'm more than happy
- 19:15Speaker 3: to give them because I know you both pretty well.
- 19:20Speaker 3: I'm gonna start with you, Rebecca, okay.
- 19:23Speaker 4: So I was looking at it as something that I
- 19:25Speaker 4: want to hand down to them so that when they're
- 19:27Speaker 4: making these products, I too can participate and wear and buy.
- 19:33Speaker 4: And I am going with the super duper low rise gene.
- 19:38Speaker 4: I'm talking the Britney Spears gene. They're the most comfortable
- 19:41Speaker 4: things on the planet. Yes, they look caught on women,
- 19:44Speaker 4: but they're also comfortable as hell. Gen Z is doing
- 19:46Speaker 4: it wrong with the high waisted garbage.
- 19:50Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, you show some thong.
- 19:56Speaker 3: Yes, I don't care.
- 19:58Speaker 7: I don't need to see the thong.
- 19:59Speaker 3: I just whatever. Yeah, no, it's it's right here. Only
- 20:05Speaker 3: thing missing from that was you standing on top of
- 20:08Speaker 3: the pulpit and hand hands.
- 20:10Speaker 1: There. There is not a guy that is listening to
- 20:13Speaker 1: this going that is disagreeing with you.
- 20:15Speaker 5: We all hate the mom jeans. We want the low cut,
- 20:20Speaker 5: you know, bring it, bring it all back.
- 20:22Speaker 4: I love that you guys are into it for the
- 20:23Speaker 4: hotness level. The ladies are just into it for the
- 20:26Speaker 4: comfort level.
- 20:27Speaker 6: That's it.
- 20:28Speaker 4: I don't need stuff digging in in places that it
- 20:31Speaker 4: doesn't need to dig into, and the low rise prevents
- 20:33Speaker 4: that problem.
- 20:34Speaker 6: So let's bring back those Britney spears low rise.
- 20:37Speaker 2: Yeah, amen, sister.
- 20:38Speaker 3: Yes, you get something that we don't hand out often
- 20:41Speaker 3: inside the treehouse rebeca, that is a treehouse.
- 20:44Speaker 6: Salute ah first, thank you?
- 20:48Speaker 3: Yes, all right, Trey, what what would you love to
- 20:52Speaker 3: hand hand down to gen Z?
- 20:54Speaker 5: I would like to hand down to gen Z.
- 20:57Speaker 1: In the late eighties early nineties, Coca Cola came out
- 21:01Speaker 1: with a clothing line. Now this was not you know,
- 21:04Speaker 1: it's like yes. It was sold at Sam's and Walmart.
- 21:08Speaker 1: And this was not you know the retro the retro shirts,
- 21:13Speaker 1: the cool t shirts or anything else.
- 21:15Speaker 5: This was stuff like this.
- 21:18Speaker 6: Okay, I love that shirt.
- 21:21Speaker 7: It was I would wear that.
- 21:23Speaker 5: It was scarring. There was a sweater and it's scarring.
- 21:26Speaker 7: It's like Donald's coke.
- 21:28Speaker 5: This was.
- 21:29Speaker 1: This was actually like I searched images high and low.
- 21:33Speaker 5: This was actually a decent one.
- 21:35Speaker 1: I couldn't find the really ugly ship that they actually
- 21:37Speaker 1: had that my dad bought for me. But that is
- 21:41Speaker 1: what I would I would give them is let them,
- 21:43Speaker 1: you know, enjoy the uh Sam's Club Coca Cola sweaters.
- 21:49Speaker 3: So I had if I one of these days, I
- 21:51Speaker 3: need to rummage through some of the old photos that
- 21:55Speaker 3: I know my mom has somewhere, and maybe I'll just
- 21:57Speaker 3: tell her to do it and we'll give her something
- 21:59Speaker 3: to do.
- 21:59Speaker 2: She'll probably appreciate the project.
- 22:02Speaker 3: I too. Trey was subjected to the eighties Coca Cola
- 22:08Speaker 3: product clothing line.
- 22:12Speaker 2: I know for a fact there is a photo of me.
- 22:16Speaker 3: Either eighty five or eighty eight, either nineteen eighty five
- 22:21Speaker 3: or nineteen eighty eight, one of those two. It's a
- 22:23Speaker 3: photo at Disney World. It's a family photo, which means,
- 22:26Speaker 3: of course it's me, my mom, and my sister, because
- 22:28Speaker 3: dads take the photos back then. So it's a family photo.
- 22:32Speaker 3: And I am wearing I got the shoes, the socks
- 22:39Speaker 3: pulled up, sweet shorts, of course, a COCAA, a red
- 22:44Speaker 3: Coca Cola T shirt with the it's red and white,
- 22:47Speaker 3: so it's a red shirt and white Coca Cola logo
- 22:50Speaker 3: across the.
- 22:51Speaker 2: Chest and the three stars underneath it.
- 22:53Speaker 3: And for a hat I am wearing because it's Disney World,
- 22:57Speaker 3: a goofy hat with the floppy ears. And my sister's
- 23:02Speaker 3: wearing something not all dissimilar because she's doing the girl
- 23:06Speaker 3: version of it with the tight roll jeans, and also
- 23:09Speaker 3: a coke shirt. And it's one of the most eighties
- 23:12Speaker 3: photos there is. Oh god, Trey, what did you just
- 23:15Speaker 3: pull up?
- 23:15Speaker 1: I see something off of someone speaking of old pictures
- 23:18Speaker 1: of you. Someone sent me this yesterday.
- 23:21Speaker 8: Oh no, oh, no, oh my I didn't even recognize you, Dan,
- 23:29Speaker 8: I did that looks like a whole different person.
- 23:32Speaker 2: What is that shirt I'm wearing? I remember that shirt?
- 23:35Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 23:37Speaker 3: Hey, look who is in the background. It's Trey. You
- 23:40Speaker 3: can actually see Trey over the girl.
- 23:44Speaker 5: Fat me.
- 23:46Speaker 6: We all have a fat me.
- 23:47Speaker 3: That's okay, Well, you know that's that's skinny alive, r
- 23:50Speaker 3: Us alive.
- 23:52Speaker 7: For us hell, which is the more important skinny alive.
- 23:58Speaker 5: Uh, they kind of go hand in hand.
- 23:59Speaker 3: I think they really did.
- 24:02Speaker 5: Was that was that was Russ who actually cared about
- 24:04Speaker 5: his appearance.
- 24:06Speaker 2: It was very different from drunken, bloated Russ.
- 24:08Speaker 6: Uh, new skinny Russ.
- 24:13Speaker 2: He's very skinny now, in fact, he's powder.
- 24:17Speaker 7: Just boom.
- 24:19Speaker 3: I honestly, I don't remember that, Like, I don't remember
- 24:23Speaker 3: that shirt at all.
- 24:24Speaker 2: But that was that would have been probably oh four somewhere,
- 24:29Speaker 2: and that.
- 24:32Speaker 7: It looks like a tire track of sorts across.
- 24:36Speaker 2: I don't even recognize that logo.
- 24:38Speaker 7: To I don't either m at something.
- 24:42Speaker 3: Yeah, I beats the hell out of me. All right,
- 24:47Speaker 3: anything else you would like to give to gen Z.
- 24:52Speaker 5: Big giant helping him shut the fuck up.
- 24:57Speaker 3: I'm okay with that, Yeah, sure, ye, all right. Well
- 25:00Speaker 3: let's take this opportunity then, to segue ever so casually
- 25:04Speaker 3: into birthdays. Today is Wednesday, January January Jesus.
- 25:10Speaker 6: I went with it. I was like, yeah, it's January.
- 25:13Speaker 3: It's one hundred thousand degrees outside. But sure, maybe it's
- 25:16Speaker 3: more wishful thinking. All right, Today is Wednesday, July twenty ninth,
- 25:20Speaker 3: twenty twenty six. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays in
- 25:29Speaker 3: the land of perpetual summer and heat advisories. Okay, here
- 25:34Speaker 3: we go, birthdays today. Martina McBride is sixty country music
- 25:38Speaker 3: superstar known for hits like Independence Day, A Broken Wing,
- 25:41Speaker 3: and This One's for the Girls. Best known as Ted
- 25:46Speaker 3: Mosby On How I Met Your Mother, Josh Radner is
- 25:49Speaker 3: fifty two.
- 25:50Speaker 6: The worst part of that show.
- 25:52Speaker 3: It's interesting how a lot of like ensemble shows have
- 25:56Speaker 3: sort of someone like that. Yeah, and even though he
- 25:58Speaker 3: was the main focus it, he got work, but the
- 26:02Speaker 3: character just kind of grated on you after a while,
- 26:04Speaker 3: didn't it.
- 26:04Speaker 4: Yeah, he was the absolute worst. He was so desperate
- 26:07Speaker 4: to like get married and have a family. And I'm like, so,
- 26:09Speaker 4: then do it. Stop dumping everybody, Just do it the Uh.
- 26:14Speaker 2: It's interesting.
- 26:15Speaker 3: I saw a story a couple of weeks ago about
- 26:17Speaker 3: How I Met Your Mother and someone called it like
- 26:20Speaker 3: one of the best sitcoms of all time, And clearly
- 26:22Speaker 3: that's it. That's an opinion I would not rank it
- 26:26Speaker 3: as one of the best sitcoms of all time. But
- 26:28Speaker 3: I will say it's one that I thoroughly enjoyed whenever
- 26:33Speaker 3: I watched it, and it has some really memorable stuff,
- 26:38Speaker 3: not the least of which is Neil Patrick Harris as
- 26:43Speaker 3: a womanizing Manhattan knight despite the fact in real life
- 26:47Speaker 3: he's gay, and that, to me just kind of added
- 26:50Speaker 3: to it because he's It showed how good of an
- 26:53Speaker 3: actor he is one and two how funny it was
- 26:55Speaker 3: just to kind of know all of that and still
- 26:57Speaker 3: watch it and buy in.
- 26:59Speaker 4: Okay, But question which came first the Harold and Kumar
- 27:02Speaker 4: movie where they made Neil Patrick Harris like the uber
- 27:06Speaker 4: like ladies man or whatever, or did How I Met
- 27:10Speaker 4: your Mother take that and run with it because that's
- 27:14Speaker 4: how I knew of Harold and.
- 27:16Speaker 3: Yeah, right, that's what I thought. Yeah, So basically the
- 27:20Speaker 3: show just kind of ran with that. Yeah, I think, Yeah,
- 27:22Speaker 3: I think you're right, Trey.
- 27:24Speaker 6: The I just rewatched that show, by the way, so
- 27:28Speaker 6: it does.
- 27:29Speaker 2: Not hold up oh the show or or Harold and Kumar.
- 27:32Speaker 6: No, the show How I Met I disagree.
- 27:36Speaker 7: I don't think.
- 27:39Speaker 5: I watched it two. I probably a year and a half.
- 27:43Speaker 5: Two years ago. All the way through, I liked it.
- 27:47Speaker 3: There was part of the story. Part of the story
- 27:49Speaker 3: I read a couple of weeks ago was that and
- 27:51Speaker 3: this is no shocker, because you know, we all did
- 27:54Speaker 3: our time working for large media companies. Some of the
- 27:57Speaker 3: executives at CBS didn't get the slap bet. The slap
- 28:06Speaker 3: bet inside How I Met Your Mother was one of
- 28:09Speaker 3: the great running gags. I will like it's to me.
- 28:13Speaker 3: How I Met Your Mother's not one of the greatest
- 28:15Speaker 3: shows of all time, but it has one of the
- 28:16Speaker 3: greatest running gags of all time in a show which
- 28:19Speaker 3: is every so often they would revisit the slap bet
- 28:23Speaker 3: and there were five slaps. I think it was that
- 28:26Speaker 3: Marshall got to dole out to Barney and they were
- 28:29Speaker 3: so much fun to build up the tension, the payoff,
- 28:32Speaker 3: all of it. And apparently the executives at CBS didn't
- 28:36Speaker 3: want them to do it because they didn't get it.
- 28:37Speaker 2: And then and it.
- 28:39Speaker 3: Just seems so fitting for idiot media executives going like,
- 28:43Speaker 3: I don't get it.
- 28:44Speaker 2: Well, of course you don't.
- 28:45Speaker 3: You're you're you're in a hole in a c suite office. Yeah,
- 28:52Speaker 3: you don't like it because you're Barney. But I love
- 28:58Speaker 3: that gag. I love the whole slap bet thing. It's
- 29:00Speaker 3: so brilliant.
- 29:01Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 29:04Speaker 3: So other birthdays today, Josh Radner is fifty two. Will
- 29:08Speaker 3: Wheaton another classic, He is fifty four today. Jesus Christ,
- 29:12Speaker 3: we are all old yep, star of stand By Me,
- 29:19Speaker 3: Star Trek the Next Generation, which is one of Trey's
- 29:21Speaker 3: favorites and a beloved staple in geek culture. So big
- 29:28Speaker 3: as as. Will Wheaton was so big on Star Trek
- 29:31Speaker 3: the Next Generation that it turned into a recurring character
- 29:34Speaker 3: as himself on The Big Bang Theory.
- 29:35Speaker 1: Yeah, which he nearly didn't I was reading, which that
- 29:39Speaker 1: is one of my all time favorite fitcoms, and he
- 29:42Speaker 1: nearly didn't take that role. He had to have someone. Yeah,
- 29:45Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna do it, and he had to have someone.
- 29:48Speaker 5: It was like.
- 29:50Speaker 1: Yeah and yeah, I mean yeah, he's had a whole
- 29:56Speaker 1: nother career just based off that character.
- 29:58Speaker 3: Yeah, and the their new spinoff show I think just
- 30:01Speaker 3: started airing on HBO Max, the one where Stewart Saves
- 30:04Speaker 3: the World or whatever.
- 30:05Speaker 1: I haven't watched it yet, but it's actually gotten pretty
- 30:08Speaker 1: solid reviews.
- 30:09Speaker 4: I'm very curious how that one plays out because it's
- 30:12Speaker 4: like you're coming from that three camera world into an
- 30:14Speaker 4: HBO series, So like, does this does the comedy translate
- 30:18Speaker 4: like it should?
- 30:19Speaker 6: If that makes sense?
- 30:20Speaker 2: I know absolutely watched.
- 30:23Speaker 5: I don't think I done it if it didn't.
- 30:27Speaker 3: Yeah, when Trey and I watched the trailer a couple
- 30:29Speaker 3: of months ago, we were like, I don't know, but
- 30:32Speaker 3: I'm intrigued. So yeah, Uh Will Wheaton fifty four today
- 30:36Speaker 3: and going back to like him, you know, and stand
- 30:39Speaker 3: by me. And one of the other random movies that
- 30:42Speaker 3: I remember him from where he gets killed is Toy Soldiers.
- 30:46Speaker 2: It was Will Wheaton. Any any excuse I get to
- 30:48Speaker 2: bring up a random movie.
- 30:51Speaker 3: Uh, this was back in the nineties when you had
- 30:53Speaker 3: these random I don't know why. I don't know why
- 30:56Speaker 3: the nineties were so obsessed with prep school movies because.
- 31:00Speaker 2: In Texas that is not a thing. We don't understand it.
- 31:03Speaker 3: Maybe that's part of the reason why Trey's doing his
- 31:07Speaker 3: vulcan eyebrow. Uh, it's like a Northeast thing with the
- 31:10Speaker 3: prep schools or you send your kid away.
- 31:11Speaker 5: Those are military schools.
- 31:14Speaker 3: Some are military.
- 31:15Speaker 5: You've never gotten threat with Harlingen.
- 31:18Speaker 2: No, I didn't I didn't not get threatened with that.
- 31:22Speaker 3: But I mean, if you think about, like Toy Soldiers
- 31:24Speaker 3: is one of those movies in the nineties you had
- 31:27Speaker 3: Will Wheaton as is one of the stars. You had
- 31:29Speaker 3: Sean Aston as one of the as the star of it.
- 31:33Speaker 3: It's these kids at a prep school and it gets
- 31:35Speaker 3: taken over by drug dealers. As you do, it happens
- 31:40Speaker 3: and then they fight back. But so Toy Soldiers random
- 31:46Speaker 3: movie also co starring Lucas at Junior. So that movie
- 31:50Speaker 3: Prep School, Dead Poet Society Boys prep school school.
- 31:59Speaker 7: Yeah it is.
- 32:02Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Saint Mark's jesuit. Yeah, but those kids got
- 32:05Speaker 3: to go home. Really, just those are just private schools.
- 32:09Speaker 2: I knew.
- 32:10Speaker 5: I knew a bunch of living Like some people live
- 32:14Speaker 5: there the entire semester.
- 32:16Speaker 4: There's a girls school that's like that too in Dallas.
- 32:18Speaker 4: Yeah that you can you can either live there or
- 32:20Speaker 4: go home.
- 32:20Speaker 5: It's their sister school.
- 32:21Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, gotcha.
- 32:23Speaker 3: Yeah. So I didn't know that they had living quarters
- 32:25Speaker 3: at those schools. I just thought they were just straight
- 32:27Speaker 3: private schools. School ties with Brendan Fraser were dealt with
- 32:32Speaker 3: religious discrimination because he was Jewish. But really kiss and Football, yeah,
- 32:37Speaker 3: which by the way the bad guy in that movie, Uh,
- 32:42Speaker 3: Matt Damon. I had totally forgotten about that. Really, go
- 32:47Speaker 3: back and watch School Ties. It's got Matt Damon, Ben Affleck.
- 32:53Speaker 2: What's his name?
- 32:53Speaker 3: Who plays Rip in Yellowstone which, by the way, they're
- 32:56Speaker 3: all through the cole Houser Thinking, which by the way,
- 32:59Speaker 3: they're all in Goodwill Hunting. Tara and I just rewatched
- 33:03Speaker 3: that the other day. That holds up. Love that movie.
- 33:07Speaker 3: Good movie. And then then you know Casey Affleck as well.
- 33:10Speaker 3: But yeah, all those prep school movies. I don't know
- 33:12Speaker 3: what it was with the nineties and boys prep schools.
- 33:14Speaker 3: It was so foreign to me, and like all these
- 33:16Speaker 3: parents like to ship their kids off to live away.
- 33:18Speaker 2: It's like that seems so weird. But whatever made for
- 33:20Speaker 2: interesting movies.
- 33:21Speaker 3: All right. My favorite birthday for today, saving for last
- 33:27Speaker 3: Stephen Dorf, is fifty three.
- 33:29Speaker 2: Rebecca.
- 33:30Speaker 3: I'm going to apologize to you right now as a disclaimer. Okay,
- 33:33Speaker 3: but because of the Avengers doomsday trailer last week and
- 33:38Speaker 3: the Deadpool appearance over the weekend at d twenty three
- 33:42Speaker 3: Comic Con. Whatever, with the Avenger stuff, it's been on
- 33:45Speaker 3: our mind a lot lately. Yeah, and Stephen dorf is
- 33:48Speaker 3: in that world because he was the bad guy in
- 33:52Speaker 3: the very first Blade movie starring Wesley Snipes, which was Yeah,
- 33:58Speaker 3: which was actually one of Marvel's first movies. Yeah, and
- 34:03Speaker 3: that movie still hits hard.
- 34:07Speaker 5: I've never seen it.
- 34:09Speaker 6: I've definitely seen it.
- 34:11Speaker 2: I just got chills, Tray, you need to see Blade.
- 34:13Speaker 6: I've seen multiple Blade movies.
- 34:16Speaker 4: Isn't there one with Ryan Reynolds in it, like the
- 34:18Speaker 4: second or third one? Yeah, and then Jessica Bieles and
- 34:20Speaker 4: another one. Yeah, I've seen all those.
- 34:22Speaker 3: They're both in the third one. Yeah, so the one
- 34:25Speaker 3: with have you seen any of these movies?
- 34:27Speaker 5: Trey?
- 34:28Speaker 2: Okay?
- 34:29Speaker 3: So like in in Deadpool and Wolverine, when Wesley Snipe
- 34:34Speaker 3: shows up as Blade, when there's that banter between Ryan Reynolds,
- 34:39Speaker 3: Deadpool and Wesley Snipes, I mean that goes back to
- 34:41Speaker 3: Blade three.
- 34:42Speaker 5: Right now.
- 34:43Speaker 1: I understood all that, but I've never seen all of
- 34:47Speaker 1: the movies.
- 34:48Speaker 3: And it's interesting because Ryan Reynolds in that character in
- 34:51Speaker 3: Blade three was very much the beginnings of Deadpool, that
- 34:58Speaker 3: style character where it's someone who like an action badass,
- 35:01Speaker 3: but he's foul mouthed and whatever, like at one point
- 35:04Speaker 3: because he's a vampire Hunter. He's chained to a floor.
- 35:07Speaker 3: This is the first time he got in ridiculous shape.
- 35:10Speaker 3: That was when he hit the Men't health Cover because
- 35:12Speaker 3: this was right after Van Wilder. He's chained to a
- 35:15Speaker 3: floor and he's telling this vampires. He's talking to her,
- 35:20Speaker 3: He's talking, he's talking all this shit and he and
- 35:24Speaker 3: he refers to her as Rebecca your muffs. He refers
- 35:28Speaker 3: to her as a thundercunt.
- 35:32Speaker 6: That's a compliment, though.
- 35:36Speaker 3: I guess it could be.
- 35:38Speaker 7: So that's a powerful name.
- 35:42Speaker 4: You can call PC all day because I can.
- 35:51Speaker 7: Bring the thunder, I can bring the I'm not saying that.
- 35:55Speaker 3: But oh my god. I didn't think we'd come up
- 35:59Speaker 3: with your Halloween costume today, but or a spinoff of ThunderCats.
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- 36:37Speaker 2: I'm Dan Trey.
- 36:38Speaker 3: She's Rebecca all right, this one's special for you, Rebecca Black.
- 36:43Speaker 2: Here we Go.
- 36:46Speaker 3: Southern California is getting a twelve hour overnight horror camp.
- 36:52Speaker 6: I'm in sold done.
- 36:54Speaker 2: I knew it. I knew you would be.
- 36:57Speaker 3: Camp Coffin Creek is a twelve our immersive horror camping
- 37:02Speaker 3: experience featuring roaming slashers, three haunted attractions, survival games, scavenger hunts,
- 37:11Speaker 3: outdoor horror movies, and overnight tenth camping.
- 37:15Speaker 7: Oh wait, the tent in cabin.
- 37:20Speaker 2: Maybe maybe that'll be an upgrade?
- 37:22Speaker 6: Is that the VIP section? Please?
- 37:25Speaker 2: You're more into the glamping? Yeah, I guess.
- 37:30Speaker 3: Performers may physically interact with guests throughout the experience. It's
- 37:36Speaker 3: in Chino, California. It's actually happening in about three weeks.
- 37:41Speaker 3: You got August twenty first, twenty second, twenty eighth, and
- 37:44Speaker 3: the twenty ninth. It's seven pm to seven am. Tickets
- 37:47Speaker 3: are required ages thirteen and older. Guests ages thirteen to
- 37:51Speaker 3: fifteen do require an adult chaperone. Sure Tickets and official
- 37:56Speaker 3: information are available through Nightmare Rising Hunt, Hunted Attraction, and
- 38:02Speaker 3: part of their camp. Part of their marketing says, do
- 38:05Speaker 3: you think you could survive an entire night inside of
- 38:08Speaker 3: a slasher movie?
- 38:11Speaker 5: Here's the problem, Oh.
- 38:13Speaker 1: Boy, It says the actors may be physically, you know,
- 38:18Speaker 1: interactive with the guests. The problem is the first guest
- 38:21Speaker 1: that's gonna knock the fuck out of the actor.
- 38:25Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very that's a very real.
- 38:31Speaker 2: Camp.
- 38:31Speaker 3: Coffin Creek is a twelve hour immersive horror camping experience
- 38:35Speaker 3: the roaming Slashers, Haunted Attractions, Rival Games, cavit Hunts, outdoor
- 38:37Speaker 3: horror movies, and overnight tint camping. This sounds like one
- 38:46Speaker 3: of those great ideas, like you just pointed out, Trey,
- 38:49Speaker 3: that could go bad quickly. I don't know how they
- 38:53Speaker 3: regulate that though when it comes to because I've never
- 38:55Speaker 3: I've never done a haunted house or anything where the
- 38:59Speaker 3: actors are allowed to somewhat physically interact with you. I've
- 39:04Speaker 3: always been to the ones where it's like, you know,
- 39:07Speaker 3: they're not gonna touch you. Yeah, at the worst, they
- 39:12Speaker 3: might tickle your leg as you walk by, but they're
- 39:14Speaker 3: not going to like tackle you.
- 39:15Speaker 2: Yeah, because don't you usually.
- 39:16Speaker 4: Have to sign like a waiver for that to happen,
- 39:18Speaker 4: for you to be able to be touched or whatever.
- 39:21Speaker 1: Yeah, but one of the problems is, and why you
- 39:24Speaker 1: don't see him that often is, you know, you scare
- 39:27Speaker 1: the crap out of somebody, you don't know what they're
- 39:29Speaker 1: gonna do, and sometimes they will kick, scream, punch whatever.
- 39:33Speaker 6: M hm.
- 39:34Speaker 3: So one of my favorite innet one of my favorite
- 39:37Speaker 3: internet videos of all time is the one in a
- 39:39Speaker 3: school where a guy's wearing a horror mask pops up
- 39:42Speaker 3: out of a trash can to scare his buddy, and
- 39:44Speaker 3: his buddy cold cox him right back into the can.
- 39:49Speaker 3: I mean, that's it right there. You don't know how
- 39:51Speaker 3: someone's going to respond.
- 39:53Speaker 2: Yeah, there's also that thing.
- 39:55Speaker 4: There was a social media trend where like the wives
- 39:58Speaker 4: were hiding in the shower behind the curtain and making
- 40:00Speaker 4: noises while their husbands were peeing, and their husbands punched
- 40:03Speaker 4: them literally in the face.
- 40:04Speaker 7: And what do you think is gonna happen?
- 40:07Speaker 3: Yeah? Uh, careful what you do because sometimes there there
- 40:15Speaker 3: are unintended or unexpected consequences for sure. And I've always
- 40:21Speaker 3: been go.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Ahead, if you're one of the actors, I would go
- 40:24Speaker 1: like the Jason route and at least have or no
- 40:28Speaker 1: who was.
- 40:29Speaker 5: Hockey mask Jason?
- 40:30Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would go that, except I would update
- 40:33Speaker 1: my hockey mask for more of the the full head one.
- 40:36Speaker 4: Like a helmet, like a full blown moment, just in
- 40:39Speaker 4: case somebody tries.
- 40:40Speaker 6: To give you a concussion.
- 40:41Speaker 1: Someone is I mean, yeah, tracks if you're really going
- 40:45Speaker 1: to scare the crap out of somebody, and especially it's
- 40:48Speaker 1: not like you're talking about a haunted house where you're
- 40:50Speaker 1: talking about three to four minutes and the person going
- 40:52Speaker 1: in there knows you're talking about twelve hours. And I'm
- 40:56Speaker 1: assuming they're going to pop out it at various spots
- 40:58Speaker 1: where you're not expecting it, so people will start swinging.
- 41:02Speaker 4: Yeah, I would need to wear that like the dog
- 41:04Speaker 4: attack suit. We're nice and thick, so if somebody is
- 41:09Speaker 4: to punch me, it's not gonna hurt as bad.
- 41:12Speaker 3: Oh that makes more sense. I thought you were saying
- 41:14Speaker 3: that's what you would wear as a as one of
- 41:16Speaker 3: the guests.
- 41:17Speaker 4: Oh No, if I worked there, I would be like,
- 41:19Speaker 4: give me that attack suit so that I can't be harmed.
- 41:22Speaker 3: That actually makes sense. The because you're not gonna be
- 41:27Speaker 3: able to run very good in that.
- 41:29Speaker 7: Not at all. It's just slow burn.
- 41:32Speaker 3: You're gonna look like the kid in Christmas Story. You
- 41:35Speaker 3: fall down and you're just stuck. You just you just
- 41:39Speaker 3: look like a scared turtle. The uh. I can't remember
- 41:45Speaker 3: what it's called or where it is, but I'm sure
- 41:47Speaker 3: we've all heard of it. We've talked about it on
- 41:49Speaker 3: various forms of radio or whatever. The haunted house that
- 41:54Speaker 3: exists where no one has ever finished it. Basically, yeah,
- 41:58Speaker 3: it's it's a comp and it's as like part competition,
- 42:02Speaker 3: and it's apparently so horrific the things that they actually
- 42:06Speaker 3: do to you that I don't think anyone's ever actually
- 42:10Speaker 3: completed it and stayed and gone through the whole thing.
- 42:13Speaker 3: But it involves things like basically being bound in late
- 42:18Speaker 3: text up against a wall so you're breathing through a
- 42:21Speaker 3: straw kind of a thing, and just other really horrific
- 42:25Speaker 3: things that I'm not even sure if they're allowed to
- 42:27Speaker 3: talk about, maybe because of nondisclosure agreements, but that's the
- 42:32Speaker 3: one I'm most fascinated by. I have absolutely zero interest
- 42:35Speaker 3: in doing it because you're basically just signing over any
- 42:39Speaker 3: sort of consent and you're just saying, like Yeah, you
- 42:44Speaker 3: get to torture me a bunch.
- 42:46Speaker 4: Yeah that's weird. You're paying somebody else to torture you.
- 42:49Speaker 4: Like that's a thing.
- 42:50Speaker 3: Apparently, Like that's not so much a haunted house. You're
- 42:53Speaker 3: just a member of Congress, right Like if you go
- 42:58Speaker 3: to like the ball stomping Emporium kind of a thing. Yeah,
- 43:02Speaker 3: that doesn't that doesn't sound so much like horror as
- 43:04Speaker 3: it is just weirdos getting off on stuff.
- 43:07Speaker 6: Maybe that's what it's about.
- 43:08Speaker 7: Then maybe we missed the memo.
- 43:10Speaker 2: Maybe it is. I don't know.
- 43:14Speaker 5: I just assume that's like a Friday night for you. Dan,
- 43:16Speaker 5: there it is.
- 43:17Speaker 2: Thank you, Trey.
- 43:23Speaker 6: What's your weapon of choice?
- 43:24Speaker 5: Dan?
- 43:28Speaker 2: The business?
- 43:33Speaker 5: I was gonna say, ballgag.
- 43:37Speaker 2: Good luck keeping me quiet. I will chew through that.
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