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FULL SHOW: "You're not in Guatemala no more" · Flava Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: It's the Flavor Podcast Network, the Flavor Breakfast Podcast with Stace,
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  Speaker 1: Azarah and Charlie.
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  Speaker 2: On today's podcast, we share and hear stories about stingy
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  Speaker 2: workplaces and.
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  Speaker 3: We remember the time when we used to see a
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  Speaker 3: classic line from my childhood and.
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  Speaker 4: Jaden Randall, she is in the final of the Voice Australia.
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  Speaker 4: She's also Muana del Marti. She's on fire and she's
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  Speaker 4: in with us here in the studio.
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  Speaker 5: You can hear it right here.
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  Speaker 2: And welcome to your pre long weekend, Flavor Fauna.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: That's my three day weekend, we hope, although there'll always
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  Speaker 4: be someone who's listening going yeah, nice for some because
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  Speaker 4: I'm still working.
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  Speaker 3: You're the real essential workers. Tell us about it on
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  Speaker 3: a two doubo time and a half time and a
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  Speaker 3: half yes time man, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I want to bring up what happened last night to
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  Speaker 2: my friend Charlie here, because Stacy, we were at a
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  Speaker 2: work thing and there was fake fake roulette and blackjack,
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  Speaker 2: so fake money, fake chips, you know, just for a
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  Speaker 2: bit of fun in inactivity. Charlie, he got a whim
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  Speaker 2: and so did someone else at the table on roulette.
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  Speaker 1: He then went to celebrate with said person. She didn't notice.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't notice that you went in for the shake
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  Speaker 2: and you close in hand over her first.
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  Speaker 3: It was a junkie awkward handshake moment. It was, but
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  Speaker 3: you know, she we're best celebrating. She she was lost
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  Speaker 3: in the moment. But then I look over her as
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  Speaker 3: she could have stopped laughing. So I was like, Bro,
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad that you saw that at Zora. I'm glad
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  Speaker 3: that you saw.
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  Speaker 5: Dead that tiny things that they entertain you.
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  Speaker 1: But I know, the worst part is that he didn't.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't notice even after he closed hand down her first,
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  Speaker 2: he just sort of shook the She.
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  Speaker 5: Thinks you're just sad.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I said to just oppen your hand next time you
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  Speaker 1: do it, my girl.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's that's your first mistake. Charlie trying to get
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  Speaker 2: her to broshake. Yeah, it's doing that, Bro.
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  Speaker 3: I think we needed to give her a bit of
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  Speaker 3: a tutorial before we even play this game, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Bro, if you're going to play Roulette and
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna win, of course you.
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  Speaker 1: Get in a high five. Someoney will get someone a handshake.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Well, maybe good stuff, mate, that we are not
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  Speaker 6: alone in the studio and we are being joined by
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  Speaker 6: a very special guest who will be in the finals
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  Speaker 6: and hopefully winning for the Voice Australia, Jaden Random Wake.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone's claiming you. Did you notice that Jada.
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  Speaker 1: Please claim away?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's my coachyahui or may so tell us about
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  Speaker 4: the Voice Australia.
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  Speaker 3: You've actually recorded all of this already, Hi, So the whole.
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  Speaker 7: Season is prerecorded, so you know this is the first
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  Speaker 7: week though that I don't know the outcome of an episode,
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  Speaker 7: So this.
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  Speaker 1: Is real, like happening in real time.
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  Speaker 7: It's all based on vote and then they'll eat it
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  Speaker 7: and whoever.
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  Speaker 4: Won your performance, like Katy Perry Wide Awake and how
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  Speaker 4: you looked.
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  Speaker 5: You looked like an absolute.
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  Speaker 3: Diva and the best way Beyonce it but you know
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  Speaker 3: might beyond wow, be the f How was that experience
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  Speaker 3: for you?
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  Speaker 7: It's quite surreal, like there's just so many pinch me moments,
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  Speaker 7: and you know, to have it so that Driss was.
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  Speaker 5: Custom made, ike it there you can tell that.
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  Speaker 7: So it was so like beautiful and the makeup team,
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  Speaker 7: the creative team who create that beautiful set, like everybody
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  Speaker 7: works really hard behind the scenes. And so I'm so
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  Speaker 7: grateful that I got to have that yeah, beautiful set,
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  Speaker 7: just like I'll just screenshop that video forever.
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  Speaker 8: Kids.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's your new profile pack.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. So one thing is like performing. I know that
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  Speaker 3: you perform live. Your voice is beautiful, but is it
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  Speaker 3: different for you? You know, Charlie's vocal house is down.
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  Speaker 3: I know, like while you're singing, you're waiting for the
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  Speaker 3: chairs to sort of turn, like like, how do you
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  Speaker 3: feel when nobody's reacting?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, it's so scary, Like the whole time, you think,
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  Speaker 7: just like, please do, please do, try to concentrate. I
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  Speaker 7: had an experience where they did, and you know how
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  Speaker 7: sometimes people like seeing the first line they turn. That
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  Speaker 7: didn't happen for me, so I was like, oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 7: please And then they did, which is super cool, but
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  Speaker 7: I was just like, oh my gosh, please the judges
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  Speaker 7: they are coaches. Sorry, they look quite far away, but
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  Speaker 7: they're actually closer.
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  Speaker 1: That is I know. I know that's very awkward.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like, you know, performing and you got like
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  Speaker 3: that Auntie just standing in front of you.
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  Speaker 7: Like in the bedroom, right, and then you know they
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  Speaker 7: turn around and you're looking guys Sebastian in the eye
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  Speaker 7: like sorry, so.
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  Speaker 5: And then you did Wana del Mahdi and Wana.
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  Speaker 4: Opening on the same day as one or two worldwide,
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  Speaker 4: So in English and a Marti simultaneously kill Fakaro?
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  Speaker 5: What does that do for the el Marti?
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  Speaker 7: The most exciting part for me is the fact that
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  Speaker 7: our Tomati get to watch the movie in their deal
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  Speaker 7: first and hopefully only you know, usually they have to
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  Speaker 7: watch one of the English one first and then they
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  Speaker 7: get it in the dell. But this time it's just
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  Speaker 7: like right there and will always be there, which I
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  Speaker 7: think is really cool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I can see you know you've been a
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  Speaker 4: cupa haka queen. What how did whanga? What did kapaka
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  Speaker 4: give you? As a performer?
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  Speaker 7: First and foremost, I think it gave me the ability
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  Speaker 7: to storytell, because you know, in kapa haka you're trying
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  Speaker 7: to tell the story of what you're singing about and
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  Speaker 7: how hopefully that audience feel that. And I think by
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  Speaker 7: using that pukinger, I've translated that in all of my
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  Speaker 7: performances and in one Mai, so that I can tell
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  Speaker 7: those stories because they can't see my face, right, so
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  Speaker 7: I have to be really intentional about the tone and
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  Speaker 7: which you singing.
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  Speaker 5: One, I'm like dead crying.
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  Speaker 4: We all need to make the box office hat and
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  Speaker 4: we'll all support you and be so proud. But you
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  Speaker 4: reaching the final of the Voice Australia.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, you go and vote because you still care. If
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  Speaker 3: you live in Australia, tell all your AUSSI fan Please
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  Speaker 3: don't on the number is on your Instagram.
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  Speaker 5: You can some long number. By the way, I have
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  Speaker 5: it here where we're at.
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  Speaker 1: So I think I prepared.
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  Speaker 7: Earlier because I posted on my story a and then
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  Speaker 7: I got the numbers wrong, so tier on my phone.
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  Speaker 7: So please text Jayden j A. E. D. White Inn
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  Speaker 7: to zero four one seven seven seven nine six seven seven.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well now we're just going to put you to
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  Speaker 4: the teas next within the Ring, but we we come
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  Speaker 4: fuck upon, we will believe in you. Jaden Randers is
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  Speaker 4: back real soon within the Ring.
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  Speaker 2: Jaden Randall, who is in the grand final for the
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  Speaker 2: Voice Australia. Gosh from only twenty three years old.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you might recognize.
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  Speaker 5: You from Moana El Marty.
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  Speaker 4: Beautiful Yes and the next one as well, coming out
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  Speaker 4: simultaneously with the Disney release of the English language version,
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  Speaker 4: and Jayden's in there as muana again.
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  Speaker 3: But Jaden, how well do you know your music? Okay,
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  Speaker 3: now we haven't played this game in a very long time.
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  Speaker 1: In the ring and in.
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  Speaker 3: The studio we have a special guest. You guys have
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  Speaker 3: probably seen it all over our TVs and Australia here
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  Speaker 3: in and she's joining us in the studio and she'll
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  Speaker 3: be going head to head with a Zorra.
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  Speaker 4: Jaden Randled the voice and Azra who has a voice voice?
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  Speaker 5: What I deal with?
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  Speaker 3: What I deal and yes, just you know, to to
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  Speaker 3: end any confusion, it's not me, by the way, that's
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  Speaker 3: going up against our special guests.
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  Speaker 1: It's Zorra.
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  Speaker 3: Even though our voices in terms of our tone is
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  Speaker 3: the same. This is going to be great. So how
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  Speaker 3: the game works is this. Okay, you got five seconds.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna play an instrumental of the track and you
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  Speaker 3: have five seconds to guess the name of the song
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  Speaker 3: and the artists.
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  Speaker 4: You use your name as a buzzer, so for use
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  Speaker 4: your buzz please and yours jayden En come bye okay
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  Speaker 4: yahd pow okay.
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  Speaker 5: So you've got to go for as soon.
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  Speaker 3: As you don't take it easy obviously I want you
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  Speaker 3: to just and.
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  Speaker 4: We met you too, because you're the two in your twenties,
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  Speaker 4: and and Charlie's obviously again quick great, Okay, here we
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  Speaker 4: go Jayden, Yes, Jayden, Hello, bower.
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  Speaker 5: Around so good and you can sing it too.
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  Speaker 2: You you want me to say, no, it's okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Track number two.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: It is?
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  Speaker 1: Great?
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  Speaker 2: Job bye? Uh Katy Perry No, wait.
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  Speaker 4: So we'll say Janis you literally sang that on the
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  Speaker 4: voice though, come.
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  Speaker 1: On, I got okay the okay half point.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, So it's quite important what happens with this track.
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  Speaker 1: Shanon, Yes, confessions, but.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I don't feel that you'll find it.
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  Speaker 5: Was very proud of you right now, I go, we
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  Speaker 5: brought it right right, come by? So that for the win,
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  Speaker 5: isn't that there's grand final vibes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a winner right now and probably on the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: So we remember a time in history, that's right, that
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  Speaker 3: happened that was a big deal. Oh yes, and this
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  Speaker 3: is a hot this time there, bro, it's one time
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  Speaker 3: that I really remember. This is the day is the
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  Speaker 3: twenty fifth of May nineteen ninety two, and as a kid,
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  Speaker 3: I was sitting in front of the TV as this
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  Speaker 3: theme song played.
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  Speaker 5: That's right as you were. It's Shortland Street.
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  Speaker 3: Shortland Street new Zealand's longest running drama thirty two years
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  Speaker 3: and it's one of the most watched television programs in
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  Speaker 3: New Zealand. And In the first episode of Shortened Street,
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  Speaker 3: we remember, Oh well, I remember this famous line.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be a cinceia anything.
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  Speaker 5: It's too dangerous, not if you know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 5: You're not in Guatemala now dotr ruperta.
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  Speaker 1: Oh space, Come on, tell me, do you remember.
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  Speaker 5: That you're not in Guatemala now, doctor real Pasha hmmm.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what, as a kid, I didn't even
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  Speaker 3: I had no idea what that line meant.
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  Speaker 1: But I believe you mean man, I was interested, you know.
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  Speaker 3: So today Tim Weird and Morrison braced that line down
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  Speaker 3: for us.
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  Speaker 1: And of course I'd just come back from Guatemala. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a bit of a like a third world a doctor.
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  Speaker 3: If I remember, at least someone was having trouble with
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  Speaker 3: a birth, so I had to perform this kind of
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  Speaker 3: manual breach birth kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what that's what caused the line to come out.
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  Speaker 9: Here.
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  Speaker 4: He puts himself in mythod acting. I've just been in Guatemala.
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  Speaker 4: I've just been a doctor.
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  Speaker 2: The line that got me was that its been a
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  Speaker 2: manual birth sort of thing.
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  Speaker 1: You mean birth in general.
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  Speaker 5: No, Manu was like, hands in there, pull it out.
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  Speaker 3: That's it, I'm telling me. But apparently you know, the
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  Speaker 3: line you're not in Guatemala no more was edited out.
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  Speaker 9: Everyone has a different story about that line. But but
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  Speaker 9: Jason's story was that he edited it out and I
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  Speaker 9: put it back in, and then we argued about whether it's.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly can't remember.
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  Speaker 9: I remember it being very camp line, but also thinking
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  Speaker 9: that it was funny, and the show was always supposed
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  Speaker 9: to be funny.
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  Speaker 1: Was it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, at that time, you know, there was like
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure you can't say that nowI you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I don't actually quite understand.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: So because if he was in Guatemala, then.
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  Speaker 5: Know what it means.
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  Speaker 3: You can't be as rogue as you were in Guatemala.
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  Speaker 4: You're not in Guatemela now, doctor rules like we were,
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  Speaker 4: we had standards. Yeah, we're on Shortland Street, we're in
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  Speaker 4: actual hospital.
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  Speaker 1: Yes I do.
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  Speaker 3: And thank goodness because now we remember the time when
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  Speaker 3: doctor Roberta was told he's not in Guatemala.
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  Speaker 5: Not in Guatemala now, doctor Roberta and.
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  Speaker 1: That you'll remember.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, chill out me, Miss.
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  Speaker 1: Karen stays Azora and Charlie. Now boss is away.
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  Speaker 2: So let's just get real. Let's talk about stingy workplaces.
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  Speaker 2: Ours isn't too bad. Although last night I was at
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  Speaker 2: a work event and I was trying really hard because
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  Speaker 2: you could win fake money guys and had the most
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  Speaker 2: at the end of the night won a prize and
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  Speaker 2: then I come to find out fifteen minutes before nine pm. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I stood on my feet for four hours and I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to heels.
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  Speaker 1: That's a stage thing. That's not my son. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not eligible to even one.
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  Speaker 5: No is there. That's not stingy. It's silly on your behalf.
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  Speaker 1: I mean they told me that there was a big produce.
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  Speaker 4: That's never that's not you can't do that. Well what
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  Speaker 4: do we do? We go, Hey, win a trip to
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  Speaker 4: the grand final and then this is.
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  Speaker 3: Going, oh Charlie put me, Wow.
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  Speaker 5: That's not it.
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  Speaker 3: So yes, it was all about our partners and you know, clients,
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  Speaker 3: clients and who we work with.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I know I gave my
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  Speaker 1: millions to someone else.
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  Speaker 5: And actually, you know radio DJ's ago win. We can't
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  Speaker 5: like that.
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  Speaker 4: I love winning stuff, not yees, but not here, okay,
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  Speaker 4: because it's not even stinginess on this occasion.
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  Speaker 1: What about this occasion? This is a good one, stays.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 2: I used to work somewhere as a waitress and they
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  Speaker 2: decided that we no longer were able to keep our
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  Speaker 2: own tips, and we had to put our tips into
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  Speaker 2: a like a tip pol And then at the end
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  Speaker 2: of the year, we all got a Christmas party, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking, m see.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of seems like we're paying for our Christmas party.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure like the business is meant to put
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  Speaker 1: that on that's track.
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  Speaker 5: What about it?
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  Speaker 4: One work place I've seen they have a sign that
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  Speaker 4: this is please only use one handy towel, like as
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  Speaker 4: you're wiping your hands, like pull out just one towel,
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  Speaker 4: don't pull out three.
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  Speaker 1: It's so weird. How can you even like manage that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it depends how big your hands are. I have
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  Speaker 5: small hands. It's fine, but you know, for some people's
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  Speaker 5: let's not do it.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 3: I worked at it a workplace and I'm gonna no,
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  Speaker 3: it's it. But I used to do like a pick
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  Speaker 3: and packing, right. This was like during school holidays, and
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  Speaker 3: it was a pretty cool job because it was physical,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and I was playing sports while I was
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  Speaker 3: still at school. And this workplace bro I honestly, Matt,
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  Speaker 3: I can't unsee this. There was a guy that did
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  Speaker 3: about I think it was third thirty years, an old man, right,
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  Speaker 3: that was working with us, and his thirty years for
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  Speaker 3: this company. The company gave him a pack and save
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  Speaker 3: voucher and we had a sausage sizzle and we could
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  Speaker 3: only have one sausage each.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Right, there's about like fifty or sixty
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  Speaker 1: people that was on the shift. And I was how
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  Speaker 1: much was the pecans say? Voucher for one hundred bucks
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  Speaker 1: for thirty years of serviceman?
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  Speaker 3: Come on now, but this is just and it was
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  Speaker 3: a letter, and you know, the people from the office,
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  Speaker 3: which we have never met. I just knew it was
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  Speaker 3: somebody of some type of you know, he had he
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  Speaker 3: was a big boss. Just came in said a few
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  Speaker 3: worries about this guy, and I beat you. He didn't
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  Speaker 3: even know the old fellow that celebrated his thirty years.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, it might be at your workplace that
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  Speaker 4: you know you're not allowed to sit in coffee yeah,
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  Speaker 4: oh no, no, no, you could have the budget tea bags.
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  Speaker 4: We have budget tea bags drinking tea. No, it's not
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  Speaker 4: drinking tea. That workplace is barely worth it.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, it is the weakest budget tea ever.
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  Speaker 5: And there's the.
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  Speaker 4: Stinginess right there. So what do you want to have
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  Speaker 4: away stingy moment? Moan about it to us? Man, workplace
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  Speaker 4: tick through to a T double.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yep, we're all happy to have jobs right
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  Speaker 3: and right now, but there are some things that really
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  Speaker 3: you want to just wake out.
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  Speaker 5: We just have two handytawels, not one, and.
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  Speaker 2: Today's a good day to let it out, because, let's
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  Speaker 2: be honest, bosses and managers probably do have the day
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  Speaker 2: off for that takes a long weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Man, if you're on their way out of work, just
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  Speaker 1: say what's on your chest? Man, get it out of
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: your mind.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: But a smally is when things are stingy at your workplace,
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: like this one on the text the admin lady controls
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: the toilet paper. We have to go and ask her
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: for a top up, which can be embarrassing as one
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: knows you're going to take a dump.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: Long I haven't been there along, but I see the
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: humor in it.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: Hey everyone, I'm going for a poop. Just need some
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: toilet paper.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: But imagine that, like because people can't be trusted to
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: use the right amount of toilet paper, there's there's pretty
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: essential right there.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: There is stingy, though I would absolutely have quite.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: And another one sees here, well, my mate worked for
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: a hotel twenty five years, got a mean week in
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: a way in Queenstown, which is great but they're in
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: hospitality obviously, but got a certificate with his first and
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: middle names around the wrong way, like they don't even
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: know who you are, You're just a number.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: It's crazy how little things like that are what you remember, Like,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: you know, great week in away, but then you see
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: the details and something like a certificate, which is the
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: one thing you should be able to get right and
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: they can't.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: You know, it's always like a bit of a bummer. Yeah,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I'm with you on that. Yeah, old man, I've thought
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: just so many stingy places now that to think about it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Even when I used to work at a supermarket, you
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: don't only get like I think it was five percent
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: discount to buy yourself like lunch and stuff.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I'm out here.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: We are doing part time checkouts. Man, Like, yeah, surely
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: there is a bit of buying in this job.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Another restaurant I work for, we clocked that with meals
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: because we did get thirty percent off meals still to pay,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: which is fine.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Whatever. That we clocked that you could like add just
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: a chicken.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Breasts from a meal for only six dollars extra four
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: dollars extra, like add prawns, which was great because you
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: have this amazing meal that you've kind of created yourself
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: a real cheap Oh not the owner finding out about that. Yeah,
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: we were not banned. It has to be a full
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: meal or you can't have one, like a full normal
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: price meal.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Tough times or last ever a boss bro mean Christmas parties,
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: birthday party.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll be like the Michael Scott from the
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Office stuff the budget of bosses.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Also, this is a person who in a budget meeting said, wait,
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: how do you get a budget?
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Es man?
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: The latest celebrity goes from around the world flavor breakfast,
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: Oh him goal man.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: So Rizza has spoken out on the years he thinks
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: were the best are of the best in hip hop history.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I think eighty six and eighty seven was very powerful
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: for hipha.
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: What was coming in at that period of time was incredible, right,
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: and maybe even last as Daney dampits from ninety three
• 19:27
  Speaker 8: to ninety five, it goes again. And I'm saying that
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: because if you go back to that those times, in
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: those years, you'll find hundreds of aviations.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: And then he goes on to say that he believes
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: that these days when he listens to hip hop music,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: it's like the same twelve templates and variations like, whereas
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: back in those two time periods there was hundreds.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not kind.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: The thing is that I'm not quite sure what variations
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: are in terms of what he's saying, because he's got
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: obviously like such amazing brain. For yeah, I reconnize, you know,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: see he says that that was the toughest era. But
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I reckon the two thousands. To me, like Persconcia, I
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: think everyone has their own preference.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Well, no, I see.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: The thing is, you don't have the two thousands without
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: the years before it. You know, you can't remove how
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: influential they were anyway, you know, it doesn't need to
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: have one better than the other, and can we all
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: just be nice, happy families. No, we can't, because Cardi
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: B Is going off on her X offset. She's on
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: X formerly Twitter saying She's never hated someone so much.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: I wish the worst to this man. And yep, I
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: never hated somebody so much. And these be so thirsty
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: to have them. Please take this man off my hands.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: This garbage bag is too heavy. And then fans are saying, look,
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: come on, he's the father of.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Your three children. She goes, Yeah, that's why I don't
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: wish him death. But I truly hate this dirty ass,
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: narcissistic piece of.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I don't like it when people put this stuff on
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: the internet.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's too much.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: You're getting had a baby to him recently, so you know,
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: And we try here, we are trying to filter how
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: much nasty stuff.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: Calmet down, make some good music, and that.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Is your gosp stays Azora and Charlie.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Jani the comedian. He's a you know, ginger Marti. He's
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: a you know stand up comedian. Had a good last
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: night on cutting a Happier Road I see. But he's
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: been blowing up online this week with his stand up
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: that he did about being ginger and being maldy, like
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: you wouldn't look at one and go, well, clearly he's
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: from Gazihoa and so it's something that he's turned into,
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: you know, good comedy stand up you.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Know dad as a percentage, like how how moldy are we?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: And he looked at me and he was like, Hani,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: what part of you is not moldy?
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: I was like, they're.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Outside my gosh.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: I love that his dat is trying to be like deeper, meaningful,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: and it makes a good point, like you that's what
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: you are.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: So that's what you are.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: You don't have parts, you don't need to have percentages,
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: blood quantum.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: But it's just the I don't get it.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I don't get what he means because one is he's
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: very ginger, yeah and very you know, light skin.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm just I'm not gonna go on like I
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: made a comment on it because he sees at one
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: it's like eight hundred people liked it.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Now, sorry, guy, there's got lots of likes on a
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: comment and we're never going to hear the end of it.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, gedling into fame way out.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: You may be knocked over by the size of the
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Alan Pa bottle and you might be freaked out by
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: the massive carrot and or how couldn't it what about
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: the big trout and rakayah in the south.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: But now you've got the world's largest skateboard. It's a
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: monument at Manga Skate Park.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Damn, I've seen a photo of it being made. So
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: it's done, it's up, it's ready. Yes, I saw it
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: on the weekend.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: I was in Manga Pai and I was there with
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: my fauner who are there like a lot of the time,
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: and they hadn't seen it yet, so it's brand new.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: So in Manga Fi they've got the world's largest skateboard
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: and it is eight hundred kg tivy wow, measures twelve
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: meters long three zo point one meters wide, and it's
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: at the entrance to the Munga Fai Activity Zone skate park.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: And it happened on October the sixteenth.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: So because it's a big flat you know, got a
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: big flat middle like a skateboard.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Can you sit on it and you're allowed to go
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: up on it?
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: No, it's up high. It's it's like a you know,
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: like those other statues, but it's really that true to
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: form it's got like you know, the way it's painted up,
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: it just looks like a massive skateboard. So I kind
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: of felt like maybe i'd into an ant and that
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: was a skateboard for a giant.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: You know. You know how all these little towns have
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: like an iconic what do you call it? Like you
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: to watch, Yeah you got you got a gum boot?
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: What's the town that's ty happy, tye happy, you got
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: the gum boot. So every every like gum boot, a carrot, whatever,
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: it represents that town. So Mamafi has a skateboards. It's
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: like Mumma Fi like skateboard town.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I think they're like like, oh yeah, so grood and.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: They're affirming that, but it's it's actually very cool. I
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: gotta say, manga fire of all the things, do you
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: want to carrot?
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Or do you want to trout? Dago has pictures of.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Remember that someone chick on the man. You've got the
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: bikiwi somewhere as well. It's going towards no, no.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: We've got a big kiwi fruit and tipokey pokey.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: There you go with cheap but cheap world.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: You've convinced me stage the skateboard is a lot cooler
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: than nice, only in New Zealand.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: What's up, christ Church?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: I'm getting down those ways today to see my family.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: My funny story, my brother lives in christ Church, but
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: which is why we were.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: All going there, my dad, me and my partner. But
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: my brother has.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Decided to walk the length of New Zealand, so he's
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: no longer going to be there. So now the three
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: of us are just all going to a place we
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: don't live. But that's okay. I'm excited to be back.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: And I say back because I actually I went to
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: university in christ Church. Yes, broadcasting is yeah. Look okay,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: don't be offended christ Church. Don't be offended. But I'm
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: about to say something. Man, there is just nothing to
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: do there.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: But there's stuff to do, I admit.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: But it is literally meant to be a storm this weekend,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: reigning the entire day toime Moorrow. We get there too
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: late tonight to truly go out and enjoy, you know, Sunday,
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: and I could.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: It's not the same.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I'll just go walk around Hagley Park or the come
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: around in the rain and the Trentchill rain.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, I think. And then to adjust your attitude
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: before you leave, lady.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: But there's the thing, right is you know, everything's fun
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: and games until it's raining, and then you sit there
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: and you're like, actually, what does.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: What can you do?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: What can you actually do?
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: So christ sits peeps, I mean a two double o. Genuinely,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: what should we do during the storm.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: You've got the rugby League on Sundays, go to gestible
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: gorture festivals outside.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Ah, she's just.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Doing that bad attitude. I'm going to Wellington if the
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: weather allows. No, I'm not laughing. Actually it's really really
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: bad if I miss.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Maori Women's Development Awards, I love them. Last
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: year they were in Auckland. Best vibes but not gread vibes.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: If the airport still has this issue.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Of shutting down planes.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: So good luck us, Yeah, good luck can do this
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: on weekend and seriously, anything that we can do.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: To do below.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Oh man, some good news. I didn't think there was
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: good news. I think this should have been done a
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: very long time ago. But tomorrow we honor David Tour
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: and he gets inducted into the Auckland Hall of Fame
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: for boxing.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: That's the ABA.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Just in Aukland. I thought you meant like a worldwide one.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Is just this is what I'm saying.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: You know, why are you being a holdout?
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: So this is what I'm saying, Like he's paved the
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: way for a lot of boxes here in New Zealand.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Not just a lot of boxes, but Polynesian boxes as well,
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: you know, So he's inspired a lot of people. So
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: the ABA chairman Paula make sure, he said David tour
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: will be inducted tomorrow and he's been there like the
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: best amateur that New Zealand has ever had. So you know,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: I can't disagree with that. But the only thing that
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: I'm disagreeing with now is that why Auckland, you know
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: what I mean, like.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Make it no one to the world? I agree?
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I mean why is it also took so long? I
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: wonder what there's to happen? Maybe it's like the Rock
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: and Roll Hall of Fame you've got to have done?
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: Is there any other people in there?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: You have David Tourist not and there who else is
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: in there?
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Exactly what I'm saying, Oh my god, either way, congratulations,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I'm sort of then'll be a nice dinner and presentation
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: for him.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Did I do the damage? I want to hear more
• 28:20
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• 28:23
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