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Episode 206: Who Wins? · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz. Take a Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who
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  am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 206 Who wins, motherfucker?
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  For me like you love me but you buy me like in the end that she
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  don't fake me. I father like a head off but she
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  know that she's my baby. I love a bitch.
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  You gonna face talk you to my face and then she's want to want
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  my baby holiday. She don't fake me there's I've
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  been in the dust is never bother me a baby.
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  You know what time is as soon as I come to live with a chila
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  smoke. Then she's so thick.
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  Then she can get dubbed and there's all these beaches all
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  these drugs. I died and went through heaven.
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  All the beaches will jump ship. They don't know what they
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  missing hobby smoking present at you.
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  I've been like Bill Clinton, $50 residential bitch because I've
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  been sibling. I love her adoring you.
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  I don't know why you tripping. Just let me get inside and make
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  you get what you've been missing.
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  I love her beat you gonna crazy. What's going on?
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  How? Are you, Sir?
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  I'm fantastic. How are you?
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  Happy New year almost. It's new.
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  Year's Eve, New Year. New Year's Eve Eve is when we're
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  recording. How are your holidays?
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  FA La La La La La La. Very good.
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  Don't know what that means, but good.
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  OK. I don't either.
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  I don't either, it was my birthday member the last time we
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  were recorded. When I was a crappy friend for
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  not saying happy birthday. You know, it's whatever.
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  No. I.
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  Think you forgot mine too? So we're.
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  Definitely not when axe throwing and then with the homies,
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  because it's also my the homie, the quant out here, My best
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  friend from first grade, his birthday's the same day.
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  So we all went axe throwing and they got some sushi afterwards.
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  Chilled with the fam on Christmas, played a little bit
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  of poker came up. What else?
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  I was gonna say you sent me some some good stat lines from your.
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  Oh, I showed you, yeah, the the tournaments, the tournaments
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  you're preaching tournaments online.
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  But now I went and played in person as well, got into like a
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  bomb pot where everybody puts in $5 and then they they deal out
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  the flop before anybody bets. And they changed the format and
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  these sit and goes online that I'm playing where there's a bomb
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  pot every eight hands. So I've been playing a lot of
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  bomb pots lately. And so I have a strategy with it
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  and I was already up like, so I'm up till like 100 and like
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  60, right? I bought in 100.
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  Bompa comes, I get dealt 232423 or 2424 and then there's, OK,
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  let's say I got dealt 2-3, there's an ace A4 and some other
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  card that's on the flop, right? Yeah, somebody bets $10, two
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  other people call. I call the guy to my left goes
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  all in $57 and then the guy to his left calls.
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  Everybody else folds. Now it's just me left and it's
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  47 more dollars for me. And I've, I'm, I'm looking for a
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  5 to catch a straight, but I do the math.
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  And so I have a 20% chance. There are 16% chance to hit this
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  card. 16% chance. I did the math. 47 bucks goes
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  in. There's all there's already.
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  So that to begin with, there's $45.00 because we all put in
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  five plus there's like another 40 because the people call 10
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  plus there's a noun 114 because the two guys put in 57.
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  So I call boom, 5 comes out on the turn.
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  I go all in, put the other guy all in, clean up everything like
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  300 bucks. Damn nice, very good.
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  I'm glad to see that you're getting back.
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  Oh, that's almost a wild thing to say.
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  It's so good to see you're gambling again.
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  But there is a mode, a tunnel vision that you have when you're
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  playing that it's very healthy for you to play.
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  Not that you're like a degenerate gambler, but it's but
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  like you view it in such a way that it's like a mental
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  challenge to you. It's not like it's less of a
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  game of chance and it's more of you like grinding it out,
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  getting to the you know what I'm like.
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  It's like for me, like in my profession, like I like
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  difficult. I like chaos.
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  I like lots of problems. I like because my brain is
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  firing in a million miles a minute and you know that just as
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  good as anybody and it always has.
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  So for me, more someone would get burned out or get tired of
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  the constant Barack of problems. For me, it's like a problem
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  where I can solve it and I just have to figure it out.
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  And my brain moves so quickly, it moves just as fast as the
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  problems come. So it actually works out
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  perfectly because it keeps me from being like too crazy.
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  You know, when works calm, really calm.
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  It's like, I'm looking for shit to fix.
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  I'm looking for things to do. You know what?
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  And then I'll be like, OK, So what?
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  I got to find another tough thing to do.
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  And that's you with poker as you view it to where you sit there
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  and you're like, OK, what are my odds of winning this?
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  And you like cycle through all these things.
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  You have an order of operations and it's healthy for you
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  mentally because it lets you get that out in like a constructive
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  way. And get paid.
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  Well, and you make money doing it, but everybody, everybody
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  should have something like that. And not everybody's going to
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  have like poker be like, hey, this is a constructive critical
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  thinking tool. Like I'm going to go gamble.
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  That's not most people. That's not even me.
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  I don't even I like I mean, I guess when it comes to dice, I
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  have my own strategy, but even then it's still more of a game
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  of chance to like poker. There's less skill involved.
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  There isn't playing the board. But even then it's like some,
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  you know, everybody's only play evens around the play odds.
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  Everybody's got some stupid bullshit that makes them feel
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  lucky as we're with cards like you can outplay like the house
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  or the hand or the people around you and there's a
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  competitiveness to it that's different that I don't enjoy.
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  I don't enjoy doing that with my money.
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  Yeah, I shook like the kid. So the kid on my left was 21,
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  present to my right, 82 year old grandma.
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  Give it up game game. I'm trying to get paid.
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  Yeah, and I shook the kid next to me like he had.
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  So he, he had, he had pocket jacks and caught trips, but
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  there was 4 spades on the board and he didn't have a spade.
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  And two people are like that, like 20 bucks.
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  But there's like a lot of money in the pot already.
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  And he shows me his his hand and he folds and I was like, well,
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  like in the middle of the hand, like we're talking about this
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  because these it ends up taking longer.
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  These guys end up going all that I go, I go, well, I was like, if
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  you get a full house, like. And he goes, yeah, but what are
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  the chances of that? And then I was like, let me do
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  the math on that. And it I was, it was he had, it
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  was a 36% chance that he would get a full house.
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  And then the river comes out and he got a full house.
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  He was like, and I go, how much was the bet?
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  And it was like 20 bucks. And I'm like, oh, and then he
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  was like, he felt like an idiot. And he's like, yeah, but and
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  then, and then I just knew I had him until after that that like
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  fact that I could like calculate the percentage of that, tell him
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  that he should have called. And then it hits.
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  And then and then eventually he was the one who bought the $57
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  in the bomb pot that I took. That's brutal, but just life
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  advice. Everybody should have something
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  that they do that's difficult, but they're they want to get
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  good at and they can't get good at.
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  But it doesn't have anything to necessarily do with your like
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  day-to-day, you know, like your see your outlet seems to be
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  poker. Some people it's a guitar, some
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  people it's cycling. I'm a cycling.
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  I like yard work. I like things that are
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  challenging and isolating because I'm surrounded by people
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  all the time. Not 36 percent, 18%, sorry. 18
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  yeah, that would be crazy odds to get a full house you'd be
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  like you just 36% you'd just be. Like 30%, it would be 36% after
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  the flop and then it goes down to 18 because he all he had left
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  was the river. Yeah.
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  But still, that's like that's one in five.
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  You just need the board to pair up.
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  So you didn't see it, but because you know, it happened
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  twice. The third time got banned on the
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  gram and on the and I try I unlinked them thinking I've read
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  like, oh, you unlink them. Nah, brah.
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  Now that they all own each other and it's all owned by the same
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  parent company. If you're banned on one, you're
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  banned on all of them. So I was banned again, community
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  violation didn't do anything. I put in this is on Chris's at
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  midnight. This is all this is like around
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  10:30 on Christmas Eve. Somebody got somebody got me
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  banned on Christmas Eve. I file an appeal, same thing.
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  I wake up and I'm back in like. There has to be.
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  There has to be something now at this point where they're like
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  somebody keeps like spam reporting this account and
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  they're just got to be ignoring it.
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  Like they have to because it's like dude you just checked it a
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  week ago and then like 6 days later I got banned.
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  Again, you might, you might become like spam proof, like you
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  might be able to like eventually like they're gonna, it's gonna
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  be like the little boy who cried wolf toward like, like, no, it's
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  just somebody fucking with this guy.
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  He doesn't do anything wrong and then now you can just get away
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  with shit. You could just do shit wrong,
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  but they're not going to look into it because they looked into
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  it so many times and you've been clean so many times.
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  Now you just have. Now you just have an X-rated
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  account and then get away with it.
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  Like, I mean, whoever is like search, I hope you like my meme
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  game, my real game. My algorithm's wild, but I don't
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  send anything that's not on your app already.
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  So it's like, what the fuck are we talking about?
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  But yeah, it happened again and then got back in.
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  Normally it takes like almost 48 hours.
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  Like they take their sweet ass time.
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  Dude, I woke up like I was going to sleep and I woke up and I was
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  back in. I was there.
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  It's like they sent the same e-mail, like, oh, we got it
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  wrong. Sorry.
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  We'll, we'll be better next time.
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  But I was like, that was fast. Like they're just like, or they
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  have people just slaving in a way in there on like Christmas
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  Eve, Christmas morning, like, or I was like, you don't get to go
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  home till you finish going through all the banned accounts
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  and this dude's just sitting there like super quick.
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  So it happened again. And then work's been crazy super
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  busy and there was just, you know, we'll talk about it off
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  air, but major shake up, you know, can't really, I'm not
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  going to say very much about it. I would just say how you treat
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  people's important, how you go about talking to people.
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  I don't know, It's this has been such an interesting year.
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  It ends soon. So it started out decent, then I
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  was like, I was going to be buying a house, but then had a
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  very serious loss. So there was a very, some of the
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  most depressing times I've had in about the past, like I don't
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  know, 8 to 10 years have been in the same 12 month period.
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  And then kind of figuring out ways to come out of it, changing
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  my perspective on certain stuff. It's been such an interesting
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  year. 2025 was wild, really tough.
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  Lot of dubs, lots of LS, but fucking crazy year.
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  Crazy fucking year. Tell me about I was supposed to
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  get an MRI last week on my shoulder.
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  Got prescribed Xanax cause oh wow I'm claustrophobic.
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  OK. So I popped the Xanax pop.
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  The Xanny. Yeah, I picked it up on the way
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  and popped it in the car. Pulled up, waited.
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  They were like 25 minutes late. Pulled me in, asked me if my
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  penis is metal 'cause it's an MRI.
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  I'm like, no. And they're like, but you had
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  surgery on your penis, do you have a card saying that?
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  And I go no. And guess what?
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  Do you have a card saying your penis is not metal?
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  That's. I swear to.
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  I am not kidding. I mean.
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  I go no, I didn't know that I needed that.
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  I was like, there's a card like what?
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  Like I like a members only card, like for my penis.
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  And I said that like and guess what, we're in the same fucking
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  building as Doctor Yang's office, the urology.
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  I go, dude, this is Yang Gang's office.
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  They're upstairs. Let me go get the card and
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  they're like, OK, I go upstairs, I explained to the person at the
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  desk. Need that card.
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  It says my Dick ain't metal. You didn't give me one last
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  time. OK, that's crazy.
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  I have to say this to the president, the receptionist.
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  She goes, OK, could you go sit down, let me go find out. 1520
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  minutes goes by. She comes out into like the
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  lobby and like tells me that the card that I need is at the
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  hospital where the surgery was performed, not there at the Yang
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  Gang office. So I have to go to the hospital,
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  but it's not far. But any but I had to then now
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  reschedule the MRI. And so now I'm doing the MRI
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  tomorrow. So I'm going to take Xanax
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  again, but tomorrow on New Year's Eve.
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  This time, though, they told me I have to come if I'm going to
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  take the Xanax and become an hour early and I need somebody
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  to drive me home. So I'm going to tell him, said I
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  didn't take the Xanax because I don't want to show up an hour
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  early and I don't want to have to like get driven home, but I'm
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  going to take the Xanax. What do you think about that?
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  It's a bad idea. I think saying that out loud
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  it's a bad idea. I mean, I just, I just took the
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  Xanax like the last week. I'm going to get the MRI, but I
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  was fine. Like it's like a baby amount.
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  It's like 1/2 milligram shit. Like I'm probably going to freak
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  out in the MRI machine because it's like not enough.
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  That's tight though, that you got to car that says your Dick's
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  not metal be like cause and then if anybody asks why you can
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  they're going to be so much slower.
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  Be like, because there was this suspicion that it was and we had
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  the, we had the. Like for real.
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  The guy was like, no, he's like, he goes, I'm not putting you in
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  the machine unless you could prove to me that it's not.
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  I go what? Awesome.
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  Prove to me I was like I was like, just 'cause it's hard
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  doesn't mean it's metal, homie. Prove to me it's not a machine
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  like it's. I had to do that.
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  I I my are. You Dick certified on a Cyborg.
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  But Dick certified to get an MRI bro.
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  That's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy talk.
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  Well, that's good. And then, yeah, we normally
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  stream on a shit ton of platforms and they change the
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  structure of what I use. So I guess I could change it or
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  I could just up my subscription. Oh yeah, I was going to,
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  somebody was asking me and I was like, yeah, it's like YouTube,
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  Facebook. And I was like, I think Twitch
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  but I forget if we still do it and then.
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  Twitch kick video on four. We could do it on Instagram.
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  I but then to do it on Instagram, you got to switch the
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  IT has to be on a professional business page is how you can go
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  live. So I'll have to change the
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  structure of my page or make a new page and do it there.
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  So I'm trying debating on what. I want just do it from the talk
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  shit page all. Right then we'll have to you'll
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  have to give me like the stream key and shit like that.
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  But yeah, that's why we can get that figured out because then
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  you'll have to link that to to this and then we could do it on
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  both. That's fine, but I'm down with
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  that. I mean, it's not in the articles
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  because I try not to make it all about just like Trump being an
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  idiot. But you saw that he's getting
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  the peace, the Israeli Peace Prize.
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  Yeah, I heard that on like my mom watching Fox News the other
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  day. First I'm like I go and I just.
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  Person on Israelite to get it in like 80 years or some goofy
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  shit. It's like, what are we doing?
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  Like? I walk a criminal.
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  And I was like, Oh my God, Donald Trump's so cool.
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  He got that prize. And she started laughing.
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  Like he doesn't like what are we like?
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  What are we doing? But it's the weirdest shit.
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  Don't even worry about it, it's awesome.
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  How am I not much deserved coming from a A?
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  Whenever he flies to America, he has to circumvent European
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  airspace because he'll get detained and arrested the war
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  criminal. Bibi.
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  Netanyahu. Yeah, TT Netanyahu fucking that
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  idiot can't even land in Europe without giving a rest to go
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  anywhere. And that's the person giving you
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  a Peace Prize. The guy who's been carpet
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  bombing a 26 mile area like what, 26 miles long?
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  And like what? Like 5 miles?
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  Wide, literally the size of Malibu.
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  They call it like 26 miles of beauty of like scenic beauty.
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  Like when you like it says that on the sign.
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  It's just Malibu, dude, that's all.
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  I drove through Malibu. I was like, this Is it like I
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  was confused? Yeah, I was like, this is kind
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  of lame. That's Gaza dude.
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  But but then I was on the beach slam 2 million people in there
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  and and a million of them are are kids.
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  Oh, yeah, that's what the average age is like under the
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  age of 18, like, But yeah, like, you know that.
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  Thanks for the Peace Prize. Thanks, man.
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  Because you're the best judge of who's peaceful and he's not.
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  He's like, hey, you are not as big as a murderer as me.
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  So here is a Peace Prize. But you, you got close.
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  You slick some of this. Wait.
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  Wait till Venezuela. Got close.
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  We tried. I said BB, I'm coming for your
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  number. Putting up MJ stats that guy is.
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  Well, if you count, if you count all the people they killed, like
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  by eliminating USAID, then he's up there.
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  Yeah. Those numbers are out.
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  That's like in the hundreds. That was a legacy play.
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  It's going to be in the millions.
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  It's KG staying with the Timberwolves.
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  I did it for the city. Like fucking dude, that I, when
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  I saw that I blew my fucking mind.
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  There's so much. Blow your mind.
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  It's like he got the fucking piece.
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  It's so. It's I get it, but like that's
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  FIFA, that's FIFA, that's Apple, that's all these like
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  corporations and hold on, those are all these like corporations
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  trying to buddy up buddy up to him being like, hey, mate, you
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  know, like play favor to him. So they get like what?
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  Not pay, not be tariffed, not have shit happen to them
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  specifically. So that's all self-serving.
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  BB and him are just both schmucks.
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  They're both fucking assholes and they're like murderers.
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  And like the head of FIFA's not. No, but in a completely
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  different class. He's just in in charge of a
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  soccer federation. That's like saying like.
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  Corrupt shit dude. How many people died building
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  like the Qatari stadiums? Yeah, but you can blame Qatar
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  just as much as you can blame FIFA, because Qatar allows that
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  They have. The FIFA allowed it to be in
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  Qatar. No I know, that's what I'm
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  saying. It's like Qatar, it's the hand
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  that rocks the cradle. These two motherfuckers are just
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  like 2 weirdos hanging out by a cradle.
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  Like you know what I'm saying? Like they're not either.
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  There's no hand rock in the There's no.
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  It's like they're both just weirdos in the room near a.
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  Cradle and they're. Giving each other, they're
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  giving each other prizes, that is.
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  That is like Jeffrey Epstein giving Prince Andrew an award.
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  You'd be like, what? Like hold on, Like it wouldn't,
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  you know, humanitarian probably happened.
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  Yeah, humanitarian of the year with his work, with his work in
• 20:47
  the community, with children, he'd be like, are you serious?
• 20:50
  Did you did Jeffrey Epstein really just give Prince Andrew
• 20:53
  that prize? That's basically but like for
• 20:55
  being peaceful? I don't know.
• 20:57
  It's so fucking crazy. And he did it because it's and
• 21:00
  he's doing it because it's satiate something in Trump.
• 21:02
  Like he's so fucking weird. They're just too weird ass old
• 21:05
  dudes. All these weird ass old people
• 21:07
  need to get out of our government, man.
• 21:09
  They just sort of it's it's so exhausting and they're super
• 21:13
  weird. I know that I was keep repeating
• 21:16
  that but I'm I'm for some reason.
• 21:17
  I'm trying to be nice about it and don't.
• 21:19
  Want to say they're always weird?
• 21:20
  Think about all the dictators. Like fucking Hitler used to shit
• 21:25
  on his niece and and lock her in the room, you know?
• 21:27
  And like, do math. But not even just that.
• 21:32
  I'm talking about just like these, this, like this
• 21:34
  generation, how long they've been in government, how long
• 21:37
  they've held on to power. It's just weird.
• 21:39
  They're all weird. They're all weird as fuck.
• 21:43
  Like Marjorie Taylor Green's weird, but she's weird in a
• 21:46
  different way than like Chuck Schumer's fucking weird, you
• 21:49
  know what I'm saying? And he, Chuck Schumer's weird in
• 21:51
  a different way than like Bobs or Marjorie Taylor Green.
• 21:55
  And they're younger, so they're a little.
• 21:57
  Bit weird but Bobs is real dawg. Isn't she in?
• 22:01
  She's in a bunch of trouble right now for like some illegal
• 22:04
  like campaign fund accusations from Kid Rock.
• 22:06
  Don't you worry about it. From Kid Rock Kid Rock is
• 22:10
  trapped in a scandal. What have we done?
• 22:14
  Citizens United Kid Rock can, just as a company, give money to
• 22:18
  people to vote in his best interest.
• 22:21
  What are Kids Rock? Kid Rock, if you want the Bob
• 22:23
  with the Bubs, then Bob with the Bubs, yeah.
• 22:27
  True wants to get it handy over the pants handy and a you know,
• 22:32
  a street rendition of Rent. Weird, weird backdrop to be.
• 22:36
  You know, you don't let me do sexual things during the movie
• 22:39
  Rent, but you know. I have a there's AI have a
• 22:41
  sticker, you know, like on your iPhone.
• 22:45
  Yeah. And it's it's Kid Rock giving it
• 22:49
  over the pants handy to to to the the Midget.
• 22:56
  But but then my buddy replaced the midget's face with the
• 23:00
  quant's face, and then I replaced my Kid Rock's face with
• 23:03
  my face. So it's me giving it over there
• 23:07
  as Kid Rock giving it over to that.
• 23:08
  So that's weird that you said that.
• 23:10
  Yeah, that is a little bit weird.
• 23:12
  I like that you how like it was made to make fun of him and then
• 23:15
  you're just like and then I put. My face, I know, I know.
• 23:17
  And then I'm like, what am I doing?
• 23:19
  Like like I put myself in there giving the hand job bro.
• 23:23
  It was hilarious. Hopefully that happens in real
• 23:27
  life. What the fuck?
• 23:29
  Dude, I just sent, I just sent it to you.
• 23:31
  And it's like, whatever you want to do, man.
• 23:33
  But lately I've been making reactions and stickers out of
• 23:38
  people that like are in like my day-to-day.
• 23:41
  So like at work, like some one of these guys I'm working with,
• 23:46
  he's like the other half of what I do.
• 23:48
  He like runs the other half of it.
• 23:50
  And he's fucking awesome. And I got this great picture of
• 23:53
  him and then he sent me some texts later and I replied with
• 23:57
  reaction of a picture of himself.
• 23:59
  And then he's just like, what the fuck?
• 24:00
  I like, Oh yeah. I can turn anything into it.
• 24:03
  So I'll like I'll, I'll, I'll make one of you, I'll find one
• 24:06
  of your, I'll snatch on your Facebook pictures and turn it
• 24:09
  into a reaction for you. Or don't.
• 24:13
  No, I'm going to now. I talked to my attorney.
• 24:16
  OK, I will all. Right, you ready for therapy
• 24:20
  questions? You sent it to me, Jesus Christ.
• 24:23
  Today I switched it up on therapy questions.
• 24:26
  You did. This is an all who wins therapy
• 24:31
  round. Quite the picture, by the way.
• 24:33
  Thank you. Thank you.
• 24:35
  It's still there. Oh, no, they're just no, no
• 24:38
  thank you neither. Just just a statement.
• 24:40
  I. Mean you're the one who said
• 24:42
  that with the pants handy. You're the one giving 1 to a
• 24:45
  Midget that you've known your whole life.
• 24:48
  So I've known this Midget since first.
• 24:50
  Grade same birthday. So I feel bad for him, man.
• 24:53
  Sometimes I just give him a hand job, you know, help him out.
• 24:57
  Just look it up for my brother. No idea why I put my face on.
• 25:00
  Yeah, that's what makes it weird.
• 25:05
  It took me months before I said that to anybody.
• 25:07
  I made it and I was like what am I doing?
• 25:09
  When you realize you made a mistake by saying that to
• 25:12
  anyone, you're like oh wow, steps backwards of this
• 25:14
  relationship and anybody else I say this to.
• 25:17
  Great. Good to know.
• 25:18
  Yeah, OK, Therapy Question number one.
• 25:22
  Who wins? 25 untrained humans versus one
• 25:29
  medieval knight in full armor. Knight has a sword.
• 25:34
  Humans have fear. Humans have fear.
• 25:42
  Well, they're all humans. Medieval knight.
• 25:46
  I mean, if he has a sword, he could definitely take him out.
• 25:50
  Yeah, but if you once you got on him, if you got on to him, if
• 25:54
  you have all 25 people ran at him at once at the same speed,
• 25:59
  he couldn't stop them all. That's like, that's really what
• 26:02
  it is. It's a that's a sheer number.
• 26:04
  Now, if it was like 1 medieval knight versus 10 people, I'd
• 26:07
  probably, it'd be closer, but I'd probably, I might take the
• 26:10
  knight. But that's just too many people.
• 26:12
  25 people is a lot of fucking people, man, running at you,
• 26:16
  especially if they're just like varying sanction sizes.
• 26:19
  Yeah, they're going to be if you're in circled, if they're
• 26:21
  running head on at him, then he might stand a little bit more of
• 26:23
  a chance, but he's but it just if he's standing there and they
• 26:27
  are encircled him and they're just if they're run at him one
• 26:29
  by one the night, this is going to take him out like
• 26:32
  individually, they can't fuck with the guy, the collective.
• 26:35
  They figure out we're going to gang tackle this dude, he's
• 26:39
  fucked and then someone's going to take a sword and just stab
• 26:41
  him. So 25 it's got to be the 25
• 26:44
  untrained humans and untrained is like dangerous.
• 26:47
  Like I was like damn near Ferrell dude out here.
• 26:51
  You're about to fight 25 people who don't know how to wipe their
• 26:53
  own ass. Like that's some scary shit bro,
• 26:56
  like not. Even that's what it means by
• 26:58
  untrained, I think. Maybe.
• 26:59
  I don't know. We don't know.
• 27:00
  They're just not trained. Not trained in what?
• 27:02
  I don't know That's true. Normal ways.
• 27:05
  I think, I think it's a statement on like the lack of
• 27:07
  trade schools out here, you know, in the states.
• 27:10
  Be in a room with 25 people who like, you know what I'm saying?
• 27:14
  Like, don't know how to put on their own pants, you know, and
• 27:20
  they're like normal functioning people.
• 27:21
  They don't know how to put on pants.
• 27:23
  You are terrified. How is that a normal functioning
• 27:25
  person if they don't know how to put on pants?
• 27:27
  Well, then it just says untrained.
• 27:28
  So we don't know how I'm assuming that.
• 27:30
  I'm assuming that it's not that, you know, we're not throwing out
• 27:33
  like it's not like you're being attacked by 25 special needs
• 27:37
  people. Then you're definitely going to
• 27:39
  lose. Like that's not going to.
• 27:40
  That's not even close. Because of retard strength.
• 27:43
  Oh Jesus Christ, no, I'm just saying that there is like
• 27:48
  there's if they're untrained, they're untrained in something
• 27:51
  so untrained in fighting, then yeah, I'd still take them
• 27:53
  because they're just going to bum rush you.
• 27:55
  You can't take them all out. There's no way, not with the
• 27:57
  sword. It's too close quarters.
• 27:59
  You need like a bow staff and even then someone just grab on
• 28:01
  your back, choke you the fuck out if somebody grabs you and
• 28:05
  slows you down and then they're all just going to run on you and
• 28:07
  just start pummeling you. That would be a terrible way to
• 28:09
  die and beat up by 25 undrained. People while you're in full
• 28:14
  armor. Because it would be slow because
• 28:16
  they're not trained, like they'd be figuring out how to punch
• 28:19
  like as it went on. So at first you'd be like
• 28:22
  laughing about it. And then one of them would get
• 28:24
  you and you'd be like, ah, fucker.
• 28:26
  Like it would like. And then it would start to add
• 28:27
  up. And they'd be like, hey, you
• 28:28
  know, this is how you do it. Because 25 people on you, they
• 28:31
  could take their time. Therapy question #2 Who wins?
• 28:38
  One gorilla versus 1 grizzly bear versus one polar bear.
• 28:46
  Neutral arena, no alliances. The gorilla is probably the
• 28:53
  strongest out of the group and arguably the most agile.
• 28:58
  Like a movement bears going to be pretty stationary.
• 29:03
  Yeah, if you're in like a Sprint.
• 29:05
  Go 40 miles an hour faster than a car.
• 29:08
  Running in a straight line, that's like saying crocodiles
• 29:13
  are can catch a can beat a human in a race.
• 29:16
  They're like, yeah, but like bitch just zigzag and like it's
• 29:19
  fucked like it's going to it can't.
• 29:21
  It's made to go straight like not.
• 29:23
  And bears, bears got some moves, but the gorillas.
• 29:26
  But I think in my opinion, gorillas probably going to be
• 29:28
  stronger. Polar bears going to be huge.
• 29:31
  Think the grizzly bear gets taken out pretty quickly.
• 29:34
  Honestly. Polar bears are no joke.
• 29:37
  They're fucking huge. That's the biggest bear.
• 29:41
  Kodiak bears, the second biggest bear, but I don't know man, I
• 29:46
  kind of got to roll gorilla. It uses its hands more.
• 29:49
  It's going to be more agile. I think the bears are going to
• 29:52
  start fucking up each other because the gorillas are going
• 29:54
  to what, punch a bear and just be like don't.
• 29:56
  But the bear does have the claws.
• 29:58
  So that's where it, like I said, the agility comes into play
• 30:01
  because I think it could move. It's going to be quick.
• 30:03
  Like have you ever seen a gorilla like spin on its ass and
• 30:05
  all that stuff? They got some moves, bro.
• 30:07
  I don't know. What do you think?
• 30:11
  I'm going gorilla. Grizzly bear?
• 30:21
  Why? I don't know.
• 30:22
  I feel like a grizzly bear can fuck up a polar bear.
• 30:26
  Polar bears X is like bigger like a grizzly.
• 30:30
  Yeah. Polar bears Polar bear is
• 30:32
  bigger. Polar bear is the biggest bear.
• 30:35
  A Kodiak bear is the second biggest bear.
• 30:37
  Grizzly bears are somewhere like how big is a polar bear?
• 30:42
  Are you sure? Polar bears are the biggest
• 30:46
  bear. Yeah, polar bears typically
• 30:48
  weigh from 770 to 1500 lbs. They're from 8.
• 30:54
  They're between 8 and 10 feet long, and they're 5 feet at the
• 31:00
  shoulder in height. So if they're standing up, their
• 31:02
  shoulders are at 5 feet, about 5 feet or 1 1/2 meters.
• 31:09
  That's for a male polar bear. So they can be up to 1500 lbs.
• 31:13
  Grizzly bear. Grizzly bear males can be
• 31:21
  between 400 and 600 lbs. Yeah, yeah.
• 31:25
  While females can be 2:50 to 3:50.
• 31:28
  So it's going to be. Quick, I was fucking that up.
• 31:31
  A, a group of polar bears, like they, they don't look big when
• 31:34
  you see them and they're like moving around because they're
• 31:37
  tall. They're like really fucking
• 31:39
  tall. So their necks are long, like
• 31:41
  they look really long. But if a polar bear were to
• 31:44
  stand up in front of you, it's 8 to 10 feet tall.
• 31:46
  That'd be fucking terrifying. So there's a lot of people that
• 31:49
  get like, like when you get attacked by a polar bear, like
• 31:52
  you don't, like you don't make it.
• 31:55
  And then what's a gorilla? See a gorillas can be up to £600
• 32:03
  and they stand at about 5511 to 6 feet tall.
• 32:10
  OK, I'll go with Gorilla as well.
• 32:13
  And they have like the and they can run up to 25 miles an hour.
• 32:20
  Like yeah gorillas are fucking much stronger.
• 32:25
  A chimp or a gorilla? Gorillas are significantly
• 32:27
  stronger than chimps and chimps are.
• 32:29
  Chimps are insanely strong. They can be 4 to 6 times more
• 32:33
  powerful. So size of weight lifting a
• 32:38
  punch can lift. A gorilla can lift far more and
• 32:42
  deliver punches with immense force up to 2700 lbs of force.
• 32:48
  The bite force is around 1300 PSI, so if it punches you, it's
• 32:55
  going to punch you with a ton plus £700 worth of force behind
• 33:00
  it. They like if it just punched a
• 33:02
  grizzly bear and knock it the fuck out in a way that a grizzly
• 33:05
  that like a grizzly can't punch it.
• 33:07
  It's going to paw and claw and scratch and try to grab it and
• 33:10
  it's going to get close and a gorilla's going to be like, get
• 33:12
  the fuck off me. Like especially a grizzly bear.
• 33:15
  They're about the same size. Like it's a polar bear could do
• 33:20
  damage. But like I said, I think the
• 33:22
  gorilla is just faster. Like the gorills go fuck it up
• 33:24
  dude. That.
• 33:25
  I wouldn't want to watch that though, that'd be gruesome and
• 33:27
  shit. Yeah, I wouldn't want.
• 33:31
  To watch it either, No, that's some like Russian.
• 33:35
  Russian. Pay-per-view, Russian
• 33:36
  pay-per-view, gulag, shit like today we have grizzly bear, we
• 33:43
  have from the Arctic polar bear hole and from where the
• 33:48
  chocolate people come from. We have gorilla, they have, they
• 33:54
  call this wild chocolate man. Gorilla.
• 33:56
  I do not know why he's normal. He's normal African man.
• 34:00
  They're like Jesus, like I think I'm at the wrong place.
• 34:04
  We start thinking bets like, never mind, I'm in the right
• 34:07
  fucking place. That's what I'm talking about.
• 34:09
  And then that's what that's on you.
• 34:10
  They start calling you happy pee.
• 34:12
  Yeah. Who wins there be question #320
• 34:19
  humans versus one gorilla. But it's inside of Costco.
• 34:25
  It's still a gorilla, dude. That's a nightmare.
• 34:27
  There's a movie coming out called Primate that's coming out
• 34:30
  pretty soon about a chimp that goes crazy and obviously you can
• 34:34
  assume like a bunch of white people keep a chimp, I guess,
• 34:37
  and it goes crazy and hurts people.
• 34:38
  Well, there's. Man, there's you chimp crazy.
• 34:42
  Yeah, there's chimp now. There's like a horror movie
• 34:43
  coming out called Primate this summer.
• 34:46
  Mark Wahlberg. Hey, I just bought home this
• 34:49
  monkey, you guys. Is that really what he's a he's?
• 34:51
  A Listen to my rap album. He's in it.
• 34:55
  No he's not. I'm not.
• 34:56
  That's what it so fooled you. Gobi Burgers at my family's
• 35:02
  spot. Well, it's like I don't, I don't
• 35:03
  have a Costco membership. They're building 1 by the by the
• 35:06
  crib under under, under duress, under controversy by the city.
• 35:12
  But is there like a Walmart? Do they sell guns?
• 35:18
  No, they do not sell guns. I'm sure they would if they
• 35:23
  could. But if you're going to a
• 35:24
  classical, an Academy is probably like right around the
• 35:27
  corner because Academy is like you want ammo.
• 35:29
  Like they have like a season pass for getting ammo, like any
• 35:33
  place where you can per any shopping goods store where you
• 35:36
  can renew your fishing license. That's in Texas is California.
• 35:40
  True true. Hey man, Trump train goes
• 35:43
  everywhere. No gorillas going to destroy
• 35:48
  Primates are scary. Period.
• 35:51
  All right. Well, last one's the primate.
• 35:55
  There'd be question #4 who wins? 20 humans versus one chimp in a
• 36:05
  children's playground. That's a horrifying backdrop.
• 36:10
  The chimp probably wins 20. Humans might be able to take out
• 36:14
  a chimp, but chimps are. I mean you watch chimp crazy
• 36:18
  like what's with all what's with all that you picking up picking
• 36:21
  all these people to lose to primates?
• 36:24
  Dude, like what are you talking about?
• 36:25
  Chimps are so vicious that the people that wouldn't make it out
• 36:29
  of that would be like if you did survive 20 versus 1 chimp like
• 36:33
  it would, it would not be the same.
• 36:36
  I've seen interviews with these. People I've seen interviews with
• 36:39
  the Beyond that, I've seen the interviews.
• 36:41
  With those people, you'd be like Nick Cage.
• 36:42
  I want his face to come off. Your face will come off.
• 36:48
  Lots of people's wood there because they're all, I think
• 36:52
  it's like a dominance thing where like they try, it's really
• 36:55
  as well what they'll first do is they like they'll rip your balls
• 36:59
  off so they'll castrate you. That's something that they do is
• 37:02
  whenever they fight. So that's something to like take
• 37:05
  you out of like the chain like that.
• 37:07
  And then yeah, they're just vicious.
• 37:08
  Like they they'll bite you. Like what's a Gorillaz with 1700
• 37:13
  PSI? A chimps is 13 and a gorilla.
• 37:18
  A chimp could still punch you with like 500 lbs of force or
• 37:20
  something. Nah man, I'm not fucking with.
• 37:22
  That I mean, I, I like a little biting, you know?
• 37:25
  And a full grown male chimp is pretty big.
• 37:27
  You always see little baby chimps.
• 37:28
  A full grown man I didn't see. Little baby chimps.
• 37:32
  Who's the chimp that went went missing that she was hiding?
• 37:37
  Oh, Travis. Yeah.
• 37:39
  Yeah, Travis was a big crate. He was big dude.
• 37:43
  And he was. He was also the R word.
• 37:46
  It was like psycho and like Spaz and she got arrested again.
• 37:52
  Something with something with chimps, something weird,
• 37:55
  something weird with chimps. But she got arrested again.
• 38:01
  Yeah, that's. You know, she might get party
• 38:04
  because she actually. I love Chim Crazy.
• 38:07
  That girl did nothing wrong. She tried to talk to the city,
• 38:10
  they made the worst deal I've ever seen.
• 38:14
  Tried to take Travis from her. He's a good chimp.
• 38:17
  He's a little slow, but that doesn't mean he's bad.
• 38:20
  I mean, we have lots of slow people.
• 38:22
  The radical left Democrats are a little slow.
• 38:26
  Nah, some. Of them look like chimps, not
• 38:29
  saying who. No, he's saying wow dude, like
• 38:33
  it keeps getting ratcheted. But the Somalis?
• 38:36
  Yeah, now it's the Somalis. Like it's just like, damn.
• 38:40
  Which we're. Gonna do shout out Somalia Shout
• 38:42
  out Somalia land. Apparently he got recognized by
• 38:46
  Israel separatist state he. Literally is like, they're all
• 38:50
  pirates. Like he said something like
• 38:52
  they're all pirates. I was like.
• 38:54
  I'm the captain now, Trump. That's crazy talk.
• 38:58
  Are you serious, Trump? And then it's and it's like if
• 39:02
  you want to escape the Somali pirates and the crime and
• 39:07
  poverty of Somalia, it's like, no, you're from there, so you
• 39:10
  can't come here. That's what I want to escape.
• 39:12
  No, that's crazy. Bro, they just revoked the
• 39:17
  refugee status of 300 S Sudanese.
• 39:20
  There's a civil war in Sudan going on right now, a mass
• 39:23
  genocide going on in and they're like not safe now.
• 39:27
  You guys can go back. It's 300 people.
• 39:29
  You guys got to go back. It's fucking crazy.
• 39:32
  And like, regardless of why they fled, some of them fled because
• 39:35
  they're like, hey, like I told you where that dude was that you
• 39:38
  guys like killed with SEAL Team 7, like you.
• 39:41
  Sorry, you need to go back now. That's crazy.
• 39:46
  Oh, makes me cringe deep inside. But yeah, no, if it was a
• 39:52
  gorilla versus a chimp gorilla, hold on.
• 39:55
  I'm going to look up because see, this is where because
• 39:58
  grizzly bears are just a. See a Kodiak bear?
• 40:05
  The males can get up to 1400 lbs.
• 40:08
  So that's a pretty big fucking bear.
• 40:10
  The Kodiak bear, which is a species of brown bear, one of
• 40:13
  the largest land carnivores on earth.
• 40:16
  Exclusively finding the Kodiak of Alaska.
• 40:21
  So there's a really crazy fucking good movie called The
• 40:24
  Edge and it's got Anthony Hopkins and it's got, Oh my God,
• 40:30
  what's his name? Alec Baldwin in it.
• 40:34
  And they go on this like hiking trip.
• 40:36
  It's also got the black guy from Romeo and Juliet.
• 40:40
  He's also in a bunch of other stuff now, but he plays Marcusio
• 40:43
  and Romeo and Juliet with the dreads.
• 40:45
  They go out in the woods and they encounter this like Kodiak
• 40:49
  bear and it tries to kill them and like Alec Baldwin's been
• 40:54
  like fucking Anthony Hopkins is like wife or something and he
• 40:56
  was. They like end up like battling
• 40:58
  and they're trying to fight this bear and they end up fighting
• 41:00
  each other. It's a crazy fucking movie with
• 41:02
  this big ass bear chasing Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin
• 41:06
  through the woods for like 2 hours.
• 41:07
  It's pretty great. Shut up, Baldwin.
• 41:12
  And the black guy dies first, so we'll just get that out.
• 41:15
  A little dude. I mean, you didn't have to, I
• 41:17
  assumed. That's not even a spoil.
• 41:18
  That's not a spoiler. Black man in the woods of Alaska
• 41:22
  running from a bear with Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin.
• 41:25
  Unless it's Will Smith. He's got to go.
• 41:28
  He's Yeah, It's got to go. It's true.
• 41:31
  Sorry. Man.
• 41:33
  Yeah, and his, and like everyone else, like, yeah, his death's
• 41:35
  pretty brutal too. So it's just like, it's early.
• 41:38
  You're like, oh, that was quick, you need to take a break.
• 41:43
  Let's take a break. OK, we will be back in a second
• 41:46
  with our tickles. We'll be right back and we are
• 41:54
  back for the top. Thanks.
• 41:57
  In classic Joseph fashion, First article.
• 42:03
  Hold on a second. And we'll bring up the page.
• 42:19
  Thieves drill into a German bank fault and steal 10s of millions
• 42:23
  of EUR versus the worth of property.
• 42:25
  Fuck yeah because it's a robbery that I'm not that mad about
• 42:32
  because no one got hurt. Thieves stole 10s of millions of
• 42:34
  EUR worth of property from safety deposit boxes inside a
• 42:38
  German bank vault that they drilled into Monday during the
• 42:41
  holiday lull. Some 2700 bank customers were
• 42:45
  affected by the by the theft in Glens.
• 42:50
  Glenson, Kirchen. Glenson, Kirchen.
• 42:53
  Police Yeltsin. Yeltsin.
• 42:56
  Yeltsin Kirchen. That's a shitty name, man.
• 43:01
  That's to live there. Where do you live?
• 43:03
  Yeltsin, Kirchen. Careful dude, Germany's like one
• 43:06
  of our topless. I'm just saying that's a shitty
• 43:08
  name. Sorry man.
• 43:10
  Police said that at the Spark Sparkassi Sparkassi SPRSPARKASSE
• 43:23
  Bank, Sparkassi Bank said Thomas Nawalczyk, a police spokesman,
• 43:30
  said investigators believe that the theft was worth between 10
• 43:33
  and 90 million euros, or 11. That's a big ass range.
• 43:39
  Yeah, 11.7 to $105.7 million I. Mean no safety deposit boxes.
• 43:46
  So like, people did get hurt bro.
• 43:48
  There's a no well, yes, I just felt like physically hurt.
• 43:53
  OK, like I'm done. When you take the cash from the
• 43:55
  bank, that's fine. It's been shared by the
• 43:57
  government, well at least in America.
• 43:59
  But when you're taking like heirlooms and shit like.
• 44:04
  That what if there was like, what if you steal a bunch of
• 44:06
  safety deposit boxes and you find some shit that proves that
• 44:11
  somebody who owns the safety deposit box is like the serial
• 44:14
  killer that everybody's been looking for.
• 44:17
  And by pointing out that the serial that they are a serial
• 44:21
  killer, you would then expose the fact that you took the
• 44:24
  safety deposit box. But if you don't say anything,
• 44:27
  more people are going to die, dog.
• 44:29
  Then I I think you know what the answer is, you have to go kill
• 44:33
  the serial killer. Oh, Plan C.
• 44:38
  Like now it's your responsibility to end the cycle
• 44:43
  because either you sacrifice yourself, turn yourself in and
• 44:47
  expose them, or you just take things in your own hands.
• 44:51
  And since you're the kind of person that's robbing banks, I
• 44:54
  think you're the type of person to take things into your own
• 44:56
  hands. And you would have to come up
• 44:58
  with like, because when it was, because if you got caught, let's
• 45:02
  say you got caught murdering this guy, you would, you know,
• 45:06
  you would know that he is a serial killer.
• 45:08
  So you'd have to be able to like prove it, You know what I'm
• 45:11
  saying? Like like I killed him because
• 45:14
  he was the serial killer. I mean, couldn't you just
• 45:17
  anonymously send in whatever you found, like to the Police
• 45:20
  Department? Yeah, but I mean, I feel like no
• 45:22
  tips, anonymous, if you call that shit in, they could be
• 45:25
  like, we trace that phone call. We know exactly who fucking
• 45:27
  called this. Well, if you're getting away
• 45:29
  with bank robberies, maybe you know a way.
• 45:32
  You got AVPN dog? Damn, I didn't even think about
• 45:36
  that. By the way, shout out to our
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• 45:42
  but there's a picture. Of your boys.
• 45:44
  There's a picture of it up that's pretty crafty, and
• 45:47
  there's a shit ton of boxes. Open a fire alarm, summon police
• 45:51
  officers and firefighters. Firefighters to the branch
• 45:54
  shortly before 4:00 AM. Monday.
• 45:56
  They found a hole in the wall and the vault ransacked, but
• 45:59
  police believe the largest drill was used to breakthrough the
• 46:02
  vault's basement wall. No shit.
• 46:04
  That hole's like perfectly bored.
• 46:06
  I think they used a drill like Nah, they had Superman and he
• 46:09
  used his laser eyes. Bitch, what are you talking
• 46:11
  about? Obviously they bored a hole
• 46:13
  through the wall. Witnesses told investigators
• 46:15
  they saw several men carrying large bags in a nearby parking
• 46:18
  garage over the weekend. Video footage from the garage
• 46:21
  shows masked people inside a stolen van early on Monday.
• 46:25
  It's about 120 miles outside of Frankfurt.
• 46:30
  Fuck yeah. Love a good bank robbery, never
• 46:33
  going to be mad at it. Love a good heist.
• 46:36
  Love a good sticking it to the man.
• 46:38
  I hope their shit's insured. If you lost your grandma's
• 46:41
  brooch, that is kind of fucked. So obviously there is a
• 46:44
  violation of privacy when it comes to safety deposit boxes.
• 46:48
  Not the most most ethical thing you could rob from a bank, but
• 46:54
  it falls in the category. Tip my hat.
• 46:57
  A tip of the hat. Because my grandma, somebody
• 47:01
  stole, tried to steal my grandma's safe deposit box and
• 47:03
  they found out like my mom and like her brother, like had to
• 47:07
  like, like deal with it. And they like ended up getting
• 47:10
  it back. But yeah.
• 47:13
  Oh, that shit's fucked. So I mean, yeah, obviously you
• 47:16
  don't want that happening. Not cool, but kind of bad ass.
• 47:22
  Drill in a hole in the wall. Like that's like, I'm just
• 47:26
  saying like there's a lot of timing, planning, there's a lot
• 47:29
  of forethought. That's admirable.
• 47:31
  There's a dedication to a successful heist that I
• 47:35
  appreciate. There's probably a dedication to
• 47:38
  a successful kill like a serial killer you appreciate man,
• 47:41
  that's. Cross line, No, because no,
• 47:42
  because then somebody else gets hurt.
• 47:43
  I appreciate the hunt for a serial killer.
• 47:46
  I appreciate like I would love to be like if I wouldn't want to
• 47:49
  be like a beat cop, but a homicide detective or AUS
• 47:53
  Marshall and like go chase down fucking bad guys.
• 47:57
  That would be tight because it's like, why the US marshals
• 48:00
  looking for you? You did some shit.
• 48:02
  It's not a. Question, but you used to now.
• 48:05
  Now you're probably just brown. No, they still have ice for
• 48:08
  that. I think they have warrants.
• 48:09
  Most of the time US Marshals have a warrant, they just send
• 48:11
  ice in the guys who couldn't make it as a Marshall.
• 48:15
  But no, I mean, I'm not mad at it, but do better do the you
• 48:22
  know, the jewelry like robbing jewels at on like the tarmac
• 48:27
  like the Pink Panther group did. And what was it, France, where
• 48:31
  they just like rolled it like rolled up onto the tarmac
• 48:35
  whenever the plane landed and they were offloading diamonds
• 48:38
  and they were just like, give us all your shit.
• 48:40
  And then they got out of the airport, just drove through the
• 48:42
  gate onto the tarmac. This rolled.
• 48:45
  Up. Yeah.
• 48:45
  Who else did that? DMX pretended like he was an FBI
• 48:49
  agent while he was on coke with coke on him.
• 48:53
  And he like, yeah, he did a bunch of shit.
• 48:54
  He was at the airport with a bunch of blow to do something
• 48:57
  and then like. And then got an impersonated an
• 49:00
  FBI he had. To steal someone's car.
• 49:02
  He was like, I'm an FBI agent, give me your car and like took
• 49:05
  someone's car under the falls and like a badge and shit.
• 49:09
  Started barking. Yeah, that's epic.
• 49:12
  Well, my dog's head. And that's snitch, get it?
• 49:18
  And that's Snitch. Get it?
• 49:21
  I'll bring it back it's going give it to you when he's done
• 49:24
  with it Nah but shout out shut up.
• 49:29
  I just saw that was like fuck yes.
• 49:31
  So this is a big deal that's going on right now.
• 49:36
  GOP caucus directed YouTube to Minnesota A professor explains
• 49:41
  why it went viral. So right now, there's this big
• 49:45
  thing going on. FBI did a bunch of raids of this
• 49:48
  daycare, of this Somali daycare system.
• 49:51
  Before we get into this article, what are your thoughts on all of
• 49:54
  this stuff? Right.
• 49:57
  Now, so I'm like only half versed on this.
• 50:01
  I knew that Trump was bitching about Somali refugees in
• 50:07
  Minnesota. That's that's like where the big
• 50:09
  diaspora is of Somalis in this country.
• 50:13
  Then I missed and then I saw like a couple clips of people
• 50:17
  talking like making jokes about the Somali daycare center.
• 50:20
  Then I overheard Fox News talking about like a billion
• 50:25
  dollars or $8 billion scam or something.
• 50:28
  And then I just didn't know if it was true or not.
• 50:30
  But so you tell me. So from what I understand there
• 50:35
  was this YouTube his name is. What's his name?
• 50:41
  So it's annoying. Nick Shirley, he posted a video
• 50:44
  over the weekend titled I investigated Minnesota's Billion
• 50:49
  dollar fraud Scandal. So one of them, this one video,
• 50:52
  he's standing in front of the Learning Center, it says leering
• 50:55
  center, it's missing an end. That's like I saw that.
• 50:58
  I didn't know if that was real or what what it was.
• 50:59
  And there's somebody outside, don't open the door, they're
• 51:03
  going to call ICE. There's like 2 random old,
• 51:05
  there's like 2 old people out front.
• 51:07
  But apparently, yeah. So these daycares are getting
• 51:10
  loans, are getting grants to operate within the state and
• 51:14
  they don't have kids. So they're they're, they're
• 51:17
  operating under the false presentus of having like 150
• 51:20
  kids or 90 kids or whatever. And that doesn't exist.
• 51:25
  And they're securing these loans like, do you know, over like the
• 51:28
  one of them, this one, I think the leering center somewhere
• 51:32
  between like 2 and $4 million worth of grants, allegedly.
• 51:35
  So that's really what it is, is, but it's centered around
• 51:39
  Somalis, which is already the topic, a hot topic of
• 51:42
  conversation that the Somali population in Minnesota is
• 51:47
  scamming the government out of money for these fake daycare
• 51:50
  centers. Now, is that provable beyond
• 51:53
  belief to be seen? Are people presenting arguments
• 51:57
  that this might be happening? Sure.
• 51:59
  Is it probably just happening in this state?
• 52:01
  If it is absolutely not like that's, I mean, doesn't matter
• 52:05
  what ethnicity you are, if there's a way to hustle the
• 52:08
  government, I mean, because that's like making a joke about
• 52:10
  black people in PPP loans like and ripping people off with
• 52:13
  that. Like there's a million
• 52:14
  different, but there's those are not the only people that got
• 52:17
  arrested for PPP loan fraud, you know?
• 52:20
  There was like $100 billion. They got that and they have
• 52:23
  barely arrested anybody or got any of the money back.
• 52:27
  Shout out, shout out. I have a shout out to my dad
• 52:31
  runs a business sold out that is applied for his PPP loans all by
• 52:36
  himself and did a whole process in the legal paperwork and
• 52:40
  accounting work and got approved and then got it forgiven and
• 52:43
  never had to pay it back. So shout out.
• 52:46
  Thanks Trump. Thanks, Obama.
• 52:52
  I, I heard some, somebody was talking, I was like in a group
• 52:56
  of people yesterday, somebody was saying that they bought
• 52:58
  their nephew like a skateboard for like 187 dollars and he's
• 53:02
  like, that's high. And I'm like, I feel like my
• 53:05
  skateboard was like 150 when I got out when I was in high
• 53:07
  school. I, you know, like built it.
• 53:10
  Yeah, skateboards were not cheap.
• 53:12
  Yeah. And then saw the guy was like,
• 53:13
  yeah, 187 is high. Thanks, Biden.
• 53:15
  He was like, serious. I'm like, God damn, I just
• 53:18
  started laughing. I'm like.
• 53:19
  He's coming for skateboards. I'm like, what?
• 53:22
  Razor scooters are necks. They're gonna triple.
• 53:25
  It's like they're from the scooter from The Sharper Image
• 53:28
  magazine that went public. What are you talking about bro?
• 53:31
  Thanks, Biden. Yeah, thanks.
• 53:33
  But I say that all the time. I'm like, thank you Obama.
• 53:35
  Or I just like I. Say thanks to Obama all the time
• 53:37
  too. Like but like that's funny, but
• 53:39
  like the thanks Biden, I just thought was I was like, wow,
• 53:41
  dude, that's funny. No, or I like to say like really
• 53:44
  aggressively, like Obama 2028 and give people crazy and like
• 53:48
  he's coming back. Don't call it a comeback.
• 53:51
  If we're going third term for third term, let's go third term
• 53:53
  for third term. 33 more terms. I just like say random shit like
• 53:58
  like what the fuck? We're coming, we're coming for
• 54:01
  you. Watch your back.
• 54:02
  Michelle's going to run and he's going to be VP and then she's
• 54:05
  going to resign and then he'll be president.
• 54:08
  And Biden's going to be speaker of the House.
• 54:12
  You know why? Because he won't talk.
• 54:14
  We don't need him to. He talks the best.
• 54:17
  Yeah, he's got the best words. We we finally beat Medicare.
• 54:23
  Yeah, they finally did it. Shout out.
• 54:32
  Where's my ice cream? OK, so in a viral video over the
• 54:35
  weekend, YouTube travels to Minnesota knocking on doors
• 54:38
  accusing Somali owned daycare centers of fraud.
• 54:41
  House Speaker Lisa Dumuth said Monday that her caucus steered
• 54:46
  YouTube creator Nick Shirley to a daycare to daycare sites in
• 54:50
  Minnesota. Those featured in his wildly
• 54:52
  viewed video have been a part of a state administrative
• 54:55
  administrative administered what the fuck child care program
• 54:59
  using federal money, although some recently had operations or
• 55:03
  payments suspended. This video was shared by Vice
• 55:06
  President JD Vance. Of course, Cash Patel old lazy
• 55:09
  eye said he was aware of the video and the FBI is
• 55:12
  investigating. The move said the attention from
• 55:15
  federal officials is deserved. Fraud needs to end in the state,
• 55:20
  she said. And if it's and if this is what
• 55:24
  it takes since there's since there's been in in action by our
• 55:27
  current governor, then this is where we are at.
• 55:30
  The demanded that the state officials release inspection
• 55:33
  data into certain daycare centers and she pushed from for
• 55:37
  more unannounced state or site visits.
• 55:40
  Tim Wall said the payments were suspended when fraud is
• 55:42
  suspected border Broader examinations of suspicious
• 55:46
  billing claims are in progress and it is among the Republicans
• 55:49
  challenging Walls in the governors race.
• 55:51
  University of Minnesota media law professor Jane Curtly said
• 55:56
  the video is flashy but not meaty.
• 55:59
  There's there aren't a lot of facts to back up the claims.
• 56:02
  It's a lot of rhetoric put it put with relatively little
• 56:05
  substance behind it. She spoke with NPR news host
• 56:09
  Clay Masters about why this video and others like it are
• 56:12
  going viral in the media ecosystem.
• 56:16
  The YouTube saying he uncovered fraud in the Minnesota in
• 56:20
  Minnesota, But media outlets like KSP or is this what he's
• 56:23
  talking about? Also, Trump just now has revoked
• 56:27
  all the funding for children to Minnesota because of this.
• 56:32
  Do what now? Trump's just revoked all fund
• 56:35
  federal funding for like children in Minnesota.
• 56:38
  Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, he just did that.
• 56:40
  The YouTube says he is uncovering new fraud in
• 56:42
  Minnesota, but the media outlets like KSTP reported more than a
• 56:47
  year ago that there were some 62 investigations into Minnesota
• 56:50
  child care centers. NPR has reported about fraud at
• 56:55
  child care Centers for more than a decade and has been following
• 56:58
  the Feeding Our Future case from the beginning.
• 57:01
  Can we talk about just some just elements?
• 57:03
  Can you talk about some of the elements that were at play here?
• 57:06
  It's predicted on what I would call a kernel of truth in small
• 57:09
  cases. But it also enrages a fair
• 57:11
  amount of fear mongering, the use of really explosive
• 57:14
  terminology, references to violence in the suggestion
• 57:17
  essentially that the world's going to hell in a handbasket
• 57:20
  and only President Trump and his supporters can defend us from
• 57:23
  this onslaught. It's a lot of relative rhetoric
• 57:26
  with relatively little substance behind it.
• 57:28
  He also, I think, sufficiently relying on an individual who's
• 57:32
  identified as David. We see him in the video, but
• 57:35
  he's never given any other identification, identification
• 57:38
  in terms of his full name or what his research is or how he's
• 57:42
  collected the information. He claims that he has a he has
• 57:47
  waves. He has as he waves around
• 57:51
  documents. Oh, so he's just a holding up
• 57:53
  shit and shaking it at people. All these things I think again,
• 57:56
  have the earmarks of not what most journalists would consider
• 58:00
  ethical journaling practices. Next question.
• 58:04
  Now this YouTube or Nick Shirley is one of a is of a new class of
• 58:09
  independent journalists with YouTube accounts whose brand is
• 58:12
  showing you what showing what they say the mainstream media is
• 58:16
  not, which is really true. I see that a lot with sports
• 58:19
  people too. Now we'll be like, we're going
• 58:21
  to tell you all the stories that ESPN doesn't report on.
• 58:24
  Like that's all. Like that's like the whole
• 58:26
  thing. It's like this is the forgotten
• 58:28
  Nuggets of truth no one wants to talk about.
• 58:30
  Like that's like almost right. It's so kitschy at this point.
• 58:34
  Let me tell you something then. No, exactly.
• 58:37
  But that's just like, I mean, maybe, but maybe it's like 1/2
• 58:39
  assed story, you know, mainstream is not.
• 58:45
  What do you make of this new sort of ecosystem of
• 58:47
  information? Well, in some aspects, it
• 58:49
  reminds me of Project Veritas. It was a group of individuals
• 58:52
  who, like these influencers, essentially claim they are
• 58:55
  telling you the stories that the mainstream media will not tell
• 58:58
  you. The tactics that they use are
• 59:00
  questionable and their originality of their stories I
• 59:02
  think is also questionable. There's a story in the Guardian
• 59:06
  of London about several of these individuals.
• 59:09
  They included a statement that this particular influencer prior
• 59:12
  to the last election was talking to people that were not U.S.
• 59:16
  citizens and offering them 20 each if they would carry signs
• 59:19
  saying saying things like I love Biden when he used to do.
• 59:24
  And then he used that footage to make the claim that immigrants
• 59:27
  support Biden. That's not ethical German
• 59:29
  journalism. You're basically creating a
• 59:31
  story. You were you're not that you
• 59:33
  don't basically create a story. You you report a story, which is
• 59:37
  true. I mean, that's what a lot of
• 59:38
  these people do, but it's true on both sides.
• 59:42
  But there's a lot. There's a period of time, I'd
• 59:46
  say this all the time, but there's a period.
• 59:48
  I'm in YouTube and it was like mommy make out day at the beach.
• 59:53
  And it was always some like hookup artist style guy.
• 59:56
  This is old school YouTube. And they'd be like, oh, we're at
• 59:58
  the beach today and we're going to see how many of these hot
• 1:00:01
  moms at the beach will give me a kiss.
• 1:00:03
  And they would walk around and act like they're walking up to
• 1:00:05
  random people, but they pay actors to do it, you know?
• 1:00:08
  And it's like this weird like. Softcore porn on YouTube thing
• 1:00:12
  that was a whole pandemic. It'd be like, oh, I went to the
• 1:00:15
  zoo and it got sexual. I mean, just like making out
• 1:00:19
  with some random lady who's like holding a kid's hand is super
• 1:00:22
  fucking weird. It's the same thing.
• 1:00:24
  But like, yeah, giving people signs or, oh, I wore a Trump
• 1:00:27
  shirt and all these black people beat me up.
• 1:00:30
  They'll go find like some homeless black dudes, be like,
• 1:00:33
  hey, we'll pay you each 100 bucks if you chase them down the
• 1:00:35
  street and they'll be like, OK. And they don't give a fuck what
• 1:00:38
  they're. Doing just like the Trump's for
• 1:00:40
  or the blacks for Trump, all those guys.
• 1:00:42
  Look at my black guy over there. Look at him.
• 1:00:45
  He's the same guy behind Trump every.
• 1:00:47
  Every, every time. Yeah.
• 1:00:49
  He's like, oh, yeah, like, how'd you get here?
• 1:00:54
  And then it got exposed and he stopped showing up.
• 1:00:57
  And can you explain the difference between what this
• 1:00:59
  YouTube is doing and what more traditional journalists do?
• 1:01:02
  They use some techniques that investigative journalists do.
• 1:01:05
  Non conventional people have done important reporting over
• 1:01:08
  the years. I mean, going back a long way,
• 1:01:11
  people like Seymour Hersh uncovered many, many big
• 1:01:14
  government scandals because he bothered to read government
• 1:01:17
  documents. Shout out to him.
• 1:01:19
  I just watched a documentary on him that just came out.
• 1:01:23
  It was by Brad Pitt's company Plan B.
• 1:01:27
  It's super good. It's on Netflix, check.
• 1:01:33
  It out he did not have a formal affiliation, so I don't suggest.
• 1:01:37
  Cover up. So I don't want to suggest that
• 1:01:40
  you have to have a card carrying journalist to do journalism.
• 1:01:43
  That's not true. But what I do think is lacking,
• 1:01:47
  yeah, What I think is lacking is, was there even an attempt
• 1:01:50
  made to try to verify the accuracy of what he was saying,
• 1:01:53
  or did they simply take him at his word?
• 1:01:56
  And this is what I see missing in the work of a lot of these
• 1:01:59
  influencers. They have a narrative.
• 1:02:01
  They do everything they can to do.
• 1:02:03
  They do everything they can to advance that narrative, but they
• 1:02:06
  seem to spend little time to no time looking for the other side
• 1:02:10
  of the story. And that's a good, good
• 1:02:12
  investigative journalism has to do, or good investigative
• 1:02:15
  journalism. Yeah.
• 1:02:17
  It's not suggesting that all sides are equal or all sides are
• 1:02:19
  telling the truth. But you have to explore every
• 1:02:22
  option, including the ones that challenge what you, what you
• 1:02:25
  think is the story and what you that you're planning to tell.
• 1:02:29
  So I mean, and that's true. So just in this conversation
• 1:02:32
  alone, obviously they're, they're not presenting any of
• 1:02:35
  this information. And if they've been looking into
• 1:02:38
  this for years or 62 investigations, there's not 62
• 1:02:42
  Somali daycares. And that's like what I'm saying
• 1:02:46
  as you, you're looking, you're looking at a bigger system.
• 1:02:48
  If let's say that one of these daycares is committing fraud,
• 1:02:51
  how many daycares across Minnesota or across the across
• 1:02:56
  the US are committing these crimes?
• 1:02:59
  And I bet you it's a pretty diverse group of people that are
• 1:03:02
  committing these crimes. They're very similar in the fact
• 1:03:05
  that they're all thieves and liars, but they probably come
• 1:03:08
  from all different walks of life.
• 1:03:09
  You know, there was a there's this big makeup ring, this big
• 1:03:14
  makeup ring, a theft ring where people would go in and they'd
• 1:03:17
  steal like a shit ton of Mac products and stuff like that.
• 1:03:21
  The people that they caught who were running that ring.
• 1:03:23
  I think we talked about it on the pod.
• 1:03:25
  This was like almost two years ago.
• 1:03:27
  I it was a super rich, well off family in like California that
• 1:03:31
  had in their basement at their house had like a fucking Ulta
• 1:03:35
  warehouse of all of the stolen stuff.
• 1:03:37
  They had all these women all over the country stealing makeup
• 1:03:40
  and shipping it to them and then they were paying them out and
• 1:03:43
  then selling it in mass on the black market.
• 1:03:46
  And you'd think that it would be some, you know, ski, you know,
• 1:03:49
  be like, oh, who's this ski even ass dude who's stealing all this
• 1:03:52
  makeup and selling it. And it was like a rich white, a
• 1:03:55
  very well off rich white suburban couple.
• 1:03:58
  And like they're like mid to late 50s.
• 1:04:00
  Well, were they rich because they were stealing?
• 1:04:02
  No, he he had, they had like, he had a really good job.
• 1:04:05
  Like they had fucking money. It was just like an extra thing.
• 1:04:07
  But because they have that tick, right.
• 1:04:09
  So you could probably find some people that are very well off
• 1:04:12
  run a daycare center, don't necessarily need the money, but
• 1:04:15
  are greedy and want it and lie about how many kids go and
• 1:04:18
  commit fraud that way for government funding.
• 1:04:20
  Fuck yeah. You don't have to be black,
• 1:04:22
  white, Asian, Irish, Ross. You got to bring my Irish people
• 1:04:27
  into this. By Rastafarian or Pastafarian,
• 1:04:31
  it doesn't matter. All, all different people from
• 1:04:35
  all walks of life commit fraud. They file for bankruptcy.
• 1:04:40
  So that's where it's like, no, you're just, you're taking a
• 1:04:43
  really big issue, a systemic issue in the state and then just
• 1:04:47
  selecting a small community and criticizing them for it.
• 1:04:50
  Because if you expanded that view, went to like a bird's eye
• 1:04:54
  view, you'd be probably stunned if it is that bad in there.
• 1:04:58
  They're not. It's the Somali.
• 1:05:00
  The Somalis are not taking $8 billion from everybody.
• 1:05:04
  You would notice. That would be pretty noticeable.
• 1:05:06
  You would think, You would think, yeah, like fucking Doge
• 1:05:08
  would have dozed it. Yeah, Oh yeah, and Doge didn't
• 1:05:11
  catch this get the fuck out of here.
• 1:05:13
  So we'll see, but it sounds like there's a lot of unsubstantiated
• 1:05:17
  claims. It's too good to be true for
• 1:05:19
  Trump's like narrative. But also there is a lot of
• 1:05:24
  investigations within this state alone into this and that that's
• 1:05:28
  not surprising. I mean, people can, the most
• 1:05:32
  expensive bill people have when it comes to having a kid is
• 1:05:36
  their child care. And you know, if they can get
• 1:05:40
  government subsidies on top of that too, that I mean, I already
• 1:05:44
  feel like the child care people are hustling the fuck out of
• 1:05:47
  you. So pile on top of that and
• 1:05:51
  getting government grants and you're lying about it.
• 1:05:53
  That's pretty weird. But I don't know how much I
• 1:05:56
  believe it. Obviously I'll I'll hold out
• 1:05:58
  till I get more facts but like it's.
• 1:06:04
  Not great. It's not great to be like
• 1:06:06
  finding like a, you know, some Haitians eating some dogs, you
• 1:06:09
  know, somewhere. Eating the cats eating.
• 1:06:13
  And then they stopped. When I got elected, they just
• 1:06:15
  stopped doing it. Everybody stopped.
• 1:06:18
  That's where it's like, dude, shut up.
• 1:06:19
  Like, so we'll see on this. It's not a good look.
• 1:06:23
  I mean, it's just more shit in Tim Walz.
• 1:06:26
  Well, I mean, they're going to come up with anything and do
• 1:06:29
  anything to try to not lose midterms, win re elections, win
• 1:06:34
  governorships are going to try to do a lot of stuff and they've
• 1:06:38
  had it out for Tim Walz for a while.
• 1:06:41
  So. But at the end of the day, I
• 1:06:43
  mean, while he's the governor, he has.
• 1:06:45
  I think you mean tampon, Tim. You're going to have people, he
• 1:06:49
  has people that their government job is to audit and check that
• 1:06:53
  shit and make sure that those things aren't happening.
• 1:06:56
  That's not like that. Every single loan for a daycare
• 1:06:58
  comes across Tim Wall's desk. But you know, you pay the cost
• 1:07:02
  to be the boss. So it's easily it's easy to get
• 1:07:04
  fucking yelled at when somebody's not doing their shit
• 1:07:07
  if that's the case. But I guarantee you if they look
• 1:07:10
  into it more, if this is true, this is a flash.
• 1:07:13
  And if this is a tip of the iceberg with a much bigger
• 1:07:17
  problem that that trans fraud transcends racial lines like I
• 1:07:21
  thought, I'd say all types of people steal.
• 1:07:24
  I'm against, I am against fraud unless it's with me.
• 1:07:28
  No corruption. I know, I know, but.
• 1:07:30
  There is corruption around and I am not there.
• 1:07:33
  I am against it. But if there is corruption and I
• 1:07:38
  am involved, I defend it. Real bad, man, 22 baby, 23 baby
• 1:07:46
  mother. A real bad mother.
• 1:07:48
  No, it's 23 baby, 22 baby mother.
• 1:07:51
  That's crazy. So one of them one of them gave
• 1:07:54
  you 2 And like if they're twins? They did you just what a what a
• 1:07:58
  slut. And he's like wearing like all
• 1:08:01
  black, like a leather. Suit.
• 1:08:02
  Oh, you think that's what it was?
• 1:08:03
  Twins. If it was, that's the only way
• 1:08:06
  because I don't think he did it. Like based off the numbers, it
• 1:08:08
  would have to be like, I wouldn't believe it.
• 1:08:10
  He's like, no, I liked her so much I had a second like
• 1:08:12
  everybody else. Unless it's the last.
• 1:08:15
  He's a real bad man. Unless it was the first one or
• 1:08:18
  the last one. It's like I thought this was
• 1:08:21
  going to be forever. We had either two kids or twins
• 1:08:24
  and then I became a real bad man or I was always a real bad man.
• 1:08:29
  And now we have 2 with my I've settled down.
• 1:08:32
  I've perspective. I've grown right.
• 1:08:34
  Like I would hope it's the latter and the other. 21 Mamas
• 1:08:39
  are pissed. Yeah, oh, they're so man like.
• 1:08:41
  Oh God, man, I thought I was the one, this bitch.
• 1:08:45
  He said 18 was his favorite number.
• 1:08:47
  So I I gave him child 18 and now and then he left me.
• 1:08:51
  I mean, we might as well be just talking about Elon too.
• 1:08:54
  True on God, so stay tuned on this.
• 1:08:59
  I'm sure more information on that's going to come out, but I
• 1:09:03
  mean, that's just such a hot topic issue right now.
• 1:09:06
  It's all of this and like you said, that's all you're going to
• 1:09:08
  hear. Besides Trump getting a peace
• 1:09:10
  award is, Dang it, stupid. Trump getting a peace award is
• 1:09:17
  apparently Somalis ripped off the government for $8 billion
• 1:09:22
  and have secretly hit it in their low income poor
• 1:09:25
  communities to make sure that nobody is aware of the fact that
• 1:09:30
  they have it. And they're waiting like a
• 1:09:32
  sleeper cell until one day they will spend it like they watch
• 1:09:35
  Goodfellas. They paid attention.
• 1:09:37
  They're not buying that coat. Why the fuck do you buy her that
• 1:09:40
  fur coat? We're supposed to keep a low
• 1:09:42
  profile. Like that's what they're doing
• 1:09:43
  right now. They're, you know, one day out,
• 1:09:47
  one day I'll walk up to, you know, everybody that's white in
• 1:09:52
  America and say I'm the captain now because I've got $8 billion
• 1:09:55
  and all I do is pirate, according to Donald.
• 1:09:58
  Trump got to get that booty. Dude that's crazy what you're
• 1:10:01
  saying. Everybody from an area is a
• 1:10:02
  pirate. Everybody from over there is a
• 1:10:05
  pirate. Like those are such like, crazy
• 1:10:08
  child statements. I'm like, I'm a real life
• 1:10:11
  firefighter, man. You'd be like, yeah, fuck yeah,
• 1:10:14
  you are, son. Like everybody over there is a
• 1:10:16
  pirate. Like, Yep, that's the neighbors.
• 1:10:19
  The neighbor has an eye patch. He had an accident.
• 1:10:21
  Don't tease him, son. Like that.
• 1:10:23
  You can't. But to just be like everybody
• 1:10:25
  from that country is a pirate trying to.
• 1:10:29
  Think of where I'm trying to think of.
• 1:10:30
  I'm trying to think of where that statement would be true.
• 1:10:33
  I know, but like, if you were. But what's what's crazy though,
• 1:10:36
  is the way our media works and the way that we even at our age,
• 1:10:41
  have been taught to think about it.
• 1:10:43
  If you said to somebody on the street, what country is
• 1:10:46
  everybody a pirate? I bet you on the survey says,
• 1:10:50
  you know, fucking Louie Anderson.
• 1:10:52
  I love when Louie Anderson did Family Feud Feud because it was
• 1:10:55
  just a fat coked up shit show. Somalia would be like pretty
• 1:11:01
  close to the top. It'd be pretty close cause of
• 1:11:03
  the way that that culture. Is it's so weird.
• 1:11:06
  I was just right before we started recording, watching Bad
• 1:11:10
  Friends, the podcast with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino.
• 1:11:14
  And then they had Louis CK on and he was just talking about,
• 1:11:19
  'cause he produced Baskets with Zach Alfonaskis and Louie
• 1:11:24
  Anderson. And he was talking about how
• 1:11:26
  they, he was asking Zach like they didn't know what the show
• 1:11:29
  was. He's like, well, he's like,
• 1:11:30
  what's your mom like? And Zach's like, she's like, and
• 1:11:35
  then Louise, he gets like, oh, so your mom's Louie Anderson.
• 1:11:38
  And then like he like left and he just like, let them make the
• 1:11:41
  show. And he came back like the first
• 1:11:43
  day of shooting, and Louie Anderson was dressed as his mom.
• 1:11:46
  And he's like, oh, fuck, I guess we're really doing this.
• 1:11:52
  Louie Anderson's crazy, but he did a family feud.
• 1:11:55
  He was just a mess. It's like out of it.
• 1:11:58
  But yeah, I mean, to say that if you were to poll on that, a lot
• 1:12:03
  of people would say that country.
• 1:12:05
  And that's a sad thing. And that's a realization we all
• 1:12:08
  as is. That Tom Hanks's vault.
• 1:12:11
  No, it's a lot of things fault, but I mean at the end of the day
• 1:12:14
  like it's an. Impala dresser growing up.
• 1:12:16
  Her name is Sunny. She's from Somalia.
• 1:12:20
  Yeah. It's like, you know, the we
• 1:12:23
  can't. It's it's frustrating.
• 1:12:25
  You can't help where you're born or where you come from, but if
• 1:12:30
  there are issues or you want to become a better version of
• 1:12:33
  something or escape from something, you have the ability
• 1:12:36
  to. And we used to be one of those
• 1:12:38
  places where you could do that. We used to be the place, the
• 1:12:41
  place where you were supposed to do that.
• 1:12:43
  That's where you do go. That's where you go to do it.
• 1:12:46
  And so to see it, you know, Angie Laboux taught me that.
• 1:12:49
  Shout out, Miss Laboux. Great American melting pot.
• 1:12:54
  Go back to France, Laboux. But it, you know, it's to see it
• 1:13:00
  be like now everybody, our president saying everybody from
• 1:13:03
  there is a pirate. That's some shit that you would
• 1:13:05
  say in like 6th grade geography class and get in trouble for
• 1:13:09
  say, 'cause it'd be a racist statement.
• 1:13:11
  You get written the fuck up and you'd be like, well, you know,
• 1:13:14
  why did he get written up 'cause he said everybody from Somalia
• 1:13:17
  is a pirate like and meant like that's a word.
• 1:13:23
  That's such a wild it's. Is that the title?
• 1:13:28
  Is that the title of the audio? Everybody from Somalia.
• 1:13:30
  No, don't, no, but I mean I'm just, I take things so literal.
• 1:13:37
  I always have like when I was a kid I I didn't eat sour cream,
• 1:13:41
  literally didn't eat sour cream till I was like maybe 15 or 16
• 1:13:45
  'cause I was like why would I eat cream that's fucking sour.
• 1:13:49
  That sounds disgusting. Like y'all are weird.
• 1:13:52
  And then I had it. I was, you know, a little stoned
• 1:13:54
  Crunchwrap Supreme. I was like, this shit's pretty
• 1:13:57
  good. But at the end of the day, I'm
• 1:14:00
  going to take things kind of at face value when it comes to
• 1:14:03
  things that people are saying. And we're he's so far off the
• 1:14:06
  rails at this point, he's so excuse.
• 1:14:09
  Me. Excuse me, back the fuck up.
• 1:14:11
  First time you got sour cream was like crunchwrap supreme.
• 1:14:14
  Oh God, so I forgot to say no. Sorry, I was like eating baked
• 1:14:19
  potatoes with sour cream like in the womb.
• 1:14:22
  Cheese, bacon, cheese, bacon, chives, baby.
• 1:14:25
  Some butter. Nope.
• 1:14:26
  Maybe a little hot sauce. No sour cream, but now it fucks
• 1:14:29
  with it. It's still not my favorite, but
• 1:14:31
  I like it on certain things. Yeah.
• 1:14:33
  So shout out Crunchwrap Supreme holding it down.
• 1:14:36
  Expose me to a new food. Appreciate.
• 1:14:40
  You shout out young brands, start paying your boys.
• 1:14:42
  Yeah, probably. Our Pepsi over Coke.
• 1:14:46
  There you go, Generation Next's article #3 oysters, crab, and
• 1:14:54
  $400,000 worth of lobster meat stolen in New England.
• 1:14:58
  Dude, people are stealing shit everywhere.
• 1:15:01
  Concord, NH 40,000 Oysters, lobster worth almost half a mil
• 1:15:07
  and a cachet of crab meat were all stolen in separate in
• 1:15:11
  separate incidents within weeks of each other in New England.
• 1:15:14
  The first seafood vanished on November 22nd in Foul Mouth,
• 1:15:18
  Maine, where authorities suspect someone stole 14 cages full of
• 1:15:23
  oysters from the aquaculture site in Casco Bay.
• 1:15:28
  Many of the oysters were full grown and ready for sale.
• 1:15:30
  All together the cages were worth about 20 grand.
• 1:15:33
  This is a devastating situation for a small businessman.
• 1:15:37
  The other two thefts happened in Taunton, MA.
• 1:15:43
  Yeah, well, they both happened in Taunton, Taunton, Taunton,
• 1:15:46
  MA, 160 miles away. The first was like a load of
• 1:15:50
  crab disappeared after leaving the Lineage Logistics warehouse
• 1:15:53
  on December 2nd. Then on the 12th, lobster meat
• 1:15:56
  destined for the Costco stores in Illinois and Minnesota was
• 1:16:00
  stolen by a fraudulent trucking company, according to the the
• 1:16:03
  broker who arranged it. The carrier we hired
• 1:16:06
  impersonated a real carrier. They had spoofed the e-mail
• 1:16:10
  address. They changed the name on the
• 1:16:11
  side of the truck. They made fake certificate
• 1:16:14
  fakes. They made a fake certified
• 1:16:16
  driver's license. It was very sophisticated crime,
• 1:16:21
  which is fucking awesome. That kind of cargo theft has
• 1:16:24
  been a problem for over a decade, he said.
• 1:16:26
  It's gotten worse in recent years.
• 1:16:28
  It happens every day, multiple times a day, every day.
• 1:16:34
  I'm going to finish reading this real quick.
• 1:16:35
  And then I I did a little bit more research on this.
• 1:16:38
  Freight theft generally falls into two categories, he said.
• 1:16:41
  A transportation for the freight brokerage industry.
• 1:16:45
  So that's who was talking Chris Burrows, CEO of a Trade
• 1:16:48
  Organization. The lobster highest if it's the
• 1:16:50
  first type, which involves someone impersonating A
• 1:16:53
  legitimate trucking company. The second type, known as a
• 1:16:56
  strategic theft, often involves using phishing emails to gain
• 1:16:59
  access to computer systems and get paid without actually
• 1:17:03
  stealing the product. This is the massive growing
• 1:17:05
  problem that needs to be addressed.
• 1:17:07
  Given a short shelf life, the stolen lobster will likely end
• 1:17:10
  up in restaurant, both said. And while seeing plenty of quips
• 1:17:14
  about stealing butter to go on lobsters, Rexing said such
• 1:17:18
  thefts ultimately harm customers.
• 1:17:20
  Whenever you eat food, whether you eat food or not, they're
• 1:17:23
  stealing other items. They're stealing items to build
• 1:17:25
  your cars. They're stealing items to go
• 1:17:27
  into computers. Ultimately, the cost gets thrown
• 1:17:29
  on the consumers. So this is a fucking the issue
• 1:17:32
  with a lot of these companies and the reason why they're able
• 1:17:36
  to the phishing emails. One thing.
• 1:17:38
  So obviously that's like spoofing.
• 1:17:40
  In fishing, no pun intended, even though these are
• 1:17:44
  crustaceans. True, true.
• 1:17:47
  You know, you what is it? You just trap, you're trapping
• 1:17:50
  them. But this is one of the issues.
• 1:17:54
  So what the the phishing emails is one thing because they'll get
• 1:17:58
  the information, they'll fake the emails, they'll take the
• 1:18:00
  payment, they won't take, you know, like they'll do whatever.
• 1:18:03
  But what's really crazy is these people pretending to be shipping
• 1:18:08
  companies. So there's people basically
• 1:18:11
  these large companies like Costco will hire a third party
• 1:18:16
  to drive their shit. So rather than having their own
• 1:18:19
  dudes drive their shit, they, they, they'll, they'll contract
• 1:18:22
  somebody in that contractor, contract somebody else to do it.
• 1:18:27
  And then that, that person that they contract isn't even real.
• 1:18:30
  And then they just drive off with your shit.
• 1:18:33
  That's crazy. This that's a good amount of
• 1:18:35
  money. It's over half $1,000,000 worth
• 1:18:37
  of seafood. And that you know, people are
• 1:18:39
  going to buy it. They're going to, you're not
• 1:18:41
  going to get street value for it.
• 1:18:43
  You're going to be hucking lobsters or you already had a
• 1:18:45
  place to take it, you know, but that's kind of badass.
• 1:18:49
  And like, this is like a, a, an epidemic you don't really hear
• 1:18:53
  about and that people are pretending to be trucking
• 1:18:56
  companies and just jacking people shit like freights of
• 1:19:02
  lobsters. That's badass.
• 1:19:06
  I had lobster for Christmas. That's badass though.
• 1:19:09
  That's tight as fuck. See, this is the I get I'm
• 1:19:12
  behind this type of theft. I'm totally behind it.
• 1:19:14
  RIP off Costco, that's totally fine.
• 1:19:19
  That's crazy though. I'm like, where do you go with
• 1:19:21
  that? What do you do with it once you
• 1:19:23
  have half $1,000,000 worth of lobster?
• 1:19:26
  Bro, you know you, you're the restaurant industry.
• 1:19:29
  You can dump it. Dude, that's a lot of lobster.
• 1:19:33
  Dude, they're in new. England, bro.
• 1:19:36
  No, but they're taking it to Illinois.
• 1:19:39
  In Minnesota, they just vanished.
• 1:19:42
  So you're driving from your drive, you got like a 15 hour
• 1:19:45
  drive and you disappear with freights full of lobster.
• 1:19:48
  You have to have a destination or you go over to Canada.
• 1:19:51
  You went over to Canada and sold it.
• 1:19:54
  That would make sense that. 'D be hard though to get over
• 1:19:56
  the border. Yeah, I guess they would have to
• 1:19:57
  feel they'd have to. That would be difficult not even
• 1:20:02
  think about it because it is like seafood customs.
• 1:20:04
  You're in a big freight truck, so you probably couldn't.
• 1:20:06
  Yeah, did. If you want, give me $400,000
• 1:20:13
  worth of seafood. I'll get rid of it.
• 1:20:16
  I know a guy. I'll go talk to Nobu.
• 1:20:19
  But yeah, I got these lobsters, man.
• 1:20:22
  I got these lobsters, man. Got these crusty stuff?
• 1:20:26
  Dick man. Suck your Dick.
• 1:20:30
  Take these oysters. He's like you got yourself a
• 1:20:34
  deal. Loving you.
• 1:20:37
  Come in town. No pun intended, Yeah.
• 1:20:41
  Oysters are an aphrodisiac. So what would you rather do?
• 1:20:45
  Drill a hole in the side of a bank and steal a bunch of safety
• 1:20:48
  deposit boxes and get anywhere from 10 million to $109 million
• 1:20:54
  or such a wild range. It's like the cable company.
• 1:20:58
  We'll be there between 8:00 and seven, 8:00 AM and 7:00 PM.
• 1:21:01
  So we'll call you 20 minutes before we get there.
• 1:21:04
  You're like, oh, great, that's awesome.
• 1:21:06
  And then they'll be like, oh, we called, we you didn't answer.
• 1:21:08
  So we went. We're on to the next job.
• 1:21:10
  And that's why monopolies don't work.
• 1:21:14
  It's because cable companies. And who else can do that to you?
• 1:21:17
  Doctors. Yeah, that is true.
• 1:21:20
  That is true. Told me they told me to show up
• 1:21:22
  an hour before my appointment. Get the fuck out of my face.
• 1:21:25
  Well, what would you do? What would you choose?
• 1:21:28
  The money. So you would rob, You would
• 1:21:31
  steal from safety deposit? Boxes over.
• 1:21:34
  Yeah, you're still in the lobsters from a, From a, from a
• 1:21:37
  longshoreman. From the cast of Deadliest
• 1:21:45
  Catch. Really like I'm stealing from
• 1:21:48
  Germans, you know, or. Yeah, steal from a German shadow
• 1:21:53
  Germany. Yeah, we love Germany. 2% of
• 1:21:56
  audience. I might I might steal from a
• 1:22:00
  German. No, dude.
• 1:22:03
  They're not going to. I'm not going to.
• 1:22:04
  Let us Erica when we go on our tour about.
• 1:22:06
  Longshoremen. Longshoremen.
• 1:22:08
  That's right. I'd rather steal from German
• 1:22:14
  then then AUS Born and bred ain't doing it.
• 1:22:22
  Can't do it. Can't do it, won't do it.
• 1:22:25
  Wouldn't be prudent. Does he smoke Winston's?
• 1:22:27
  I can't do that, man. Come on, man.
• 1:22:29
  He smokes Winston just like me, man.
• 1:22:31
  He's a Richard Petty fan. That longshoreman.
• 1:22:35
  His family needs it. It's like a fucking Billy Joel
• 1:22:39
  song. The Lobster Man.
• 1:22:43
  Probably. We stole 400 grand from the
• 1:22:49
  lobster man. They'll make me get them.
• 1:22:52
  I had a good one last. Time.
• 1:22:55
  Final. Article.
• 1:23:01
  This is like just a hot topic in the media.
• 1:23:04
  I found it very interesting. I've argued with people that
• 1:23:06
  Stefan Diggs is just kind of a garbage person.
• 1:23:10
  His brother got cut by the Cowboys today.
• 1:23:12
  Stephon Diggs plays professional football.
• 1:23:14
  He is engaged to Cardi B, the rapper.
• 1:23:18
  I know that she just had his kid.
• 1:23:21
  I heard them call him Mr. Cardi B on the broadcast.
• 1:23:26
  That's how I found out. I didn't know that.
• 1:23:28
  Yeah, well, so Cardi B was cheating on her husband and
• 1:23:34
  father of her most recent child. That's not Stephon Diggs's
• 1:23:38
  child. That is definitely offsets kid
• 1:23:43
  or allegedly was offsets kid. So now he.
• 1:23:47
  Is. He's being accused of assault
• 1:23:50
  and strangulation. I bring this up.
• 1:23:53
  Cardi B. No, no, of all we'll get into of
• 1:23:55
  a private chef, but he's a he's a fucking idiot.
• 1:23:59
  So Stephon Diggs represents to me a problem that exists within
• 1:24:04
  most professional sports, but he is hyper volatile.
• 1:24:10
  There's a video of him when he was on the Vikings and they were
• 1:24:13
  like, who's one person on the team you wouldn't want your
• 1:24:16
  sister to date? Everybody said Stephon Diggs
• 1:24:20
  from, you know, alleged assaults alleged.
• 1:24:24
  Assaults. What a shady ass question too,
• 1:24:25
  by the way. His I think his one of his
• 1:24:29
  friends and some of his entourage beat up a a gay
• 1:24:33
  influencer who accused him of trying to hook up with him but
• 1:24:37
  he was cheating while Cardi B is pregnant and married.
• 1:24:41
  He was sleeping with Cardi B which is always so weird to me.
• 1:24:45
  That's some weird fetish stuff. Those guys are doing that but
• 1:24:49
  was like sleeping. With the woman.
• 1:24:51
  Then they're like someone else's kid.
• 1:24:53
  That's weird. That's weird.
• 1:24:57
  That happened to me once, but I didn't know it ahead of time.
• 1:25:03
  Well, whenever they were doing, it was obvious.
• 1:25:05
  So maybe it became obvious to me.
• 1:25:10
  Interesting. Yeah, it was crazy.
• 1:25:12
  It was a weird night. It's a long time ago.
• 1:25:14
  How does that? How do you handle it?
• 1:25:15
  How do you move forward? After when I walked into the
• 1:25:18
  house hoarding of newspapers. No, did you slept with a
• 1:25:25
  pregnant hoarder? That's crazy bro.
• 1:25:30
  Left my car at the bar. That's the title.
• 1:25:33
  That's the title of the audio is I Slept with a Pregnant Hoarder.
• 1:25:37
  That sounds like a Quan Mills book.
• 1:25:39
  My Baby Daddy's a Bed Bug coming out next summer.
• 1:25:45
  I slept with a hoarder up with a pregnant hoarder.
• 1:25:48
  I like forgot about that. So you.
• 1:25:49
  Just it would be but but to make it Quan Mills would be.
• 1:25:52
  I slept with a pregnant hoarder on Mother's Day.
• 1:25:55
  That's that's the kicker. That would be the kicker.
• 1:25:58
  You made her day better. That's fucked.
• 1:26:01
  You keep telling me that story off air.
• 1:26:03
  That's the story, that's it. Like when you say hoarding
• 1:26:07
  newspapers like how many newspapers like a lot like.
• 1:26:10
  Stacked up stack, stack stack. There's this dude who lives on
• 1:26:14
  my street and I feel bad but I don't sometimes.
• 1:26:19
  He's this older gentleman, like pretty old.
• 1:26:22
  He's obviously a hoarder. When I tell you this fucking
• 1:26:27
  dude's car drives a Honda CRV. It's a pretty big crossover, is
• 1:26:33
  so full of trash that you can't see him through any window but
• 1:26:40
  the driver side window on his side of his car.
• 1:26:44
  He has trucker side mirrors that extend out off of his regular
• 1:26:52
  side view mirrors so he can see out see farther behind him
• 1:26:57
  because he can't see out his back window because of the
• 1:26:59
  trash. Dead ass.
• 1:27:01
  I was on my way to work one morning.
• 1:27:03
  They were working on his roof. This dude was sitting in his
• 1:27:06
  hoarder car and I'm telling you, do them with bits.
• 1:27:10
  Fucking upside down, upside down aerosol can just sitting there
• 1:27:16
  like when I was driving by at like 6:00 in the morning on my
• 1:27:18
  way to work and he was just, I mean that.
• 1:27:20
  Makes me feel better, like at least he's like spun out on
• 1:27:23
  lipids. Like he's not just not normally
• 1:27:25
  hoarding. No, but I mean, so it's to the
• 1:27:31
  top of the window. Like if you look in the
• 1:27:33
  passenger window, you can't see anything at all.
• 1:27:38
  It's blocked out like and I've been leaving the neighborhood
• 1:27:42
  and like been stuck behind him. I was like, oh, he doesn't
• 1:27:44
  leave. This motherfucker is like
• 1:27:46
  driving everywhere and swerving all over the place.
• 1:27:51
  It stresses me out, but I'm not going to fuck him.
• 1:27:54
  But you're. Not going to fuck him.
• 1:27:58
  But I can introduce you just newspapers was the horde.
• 1:28:01
  That was just it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, as far as I
• 1:28:04
  can tell. That's creepier because it's
• 1:28:06
  like very specific, like I, I only collect Southern living
• 1:28:10
  magazines and you're like, you've got a lot of those.
• 1:28:12
  You should throw them away. Like they don't make this stuff
• 1:28:16
  anymore. This is from.
• 1:28:17
  No, I really had blocked that out of my memory until like it
• 1:28:19
  just got triggered right here. I'm glad I could bring that all
• 1:28:24
  Russian bag to the front page for you.
• 1:28:26
  Damn. Stephon Diggs is facing charges
• 1:28:29
  for strangulation and assault, is denying the accusations
• 1:28:33
  against him, according to statements from his attorney and
• 1:28:36
  from the NFL. Yeah, Citing documents, Diggs is
• 1:28:40
  accused of felony strangulation or suffocation, A misdemeanor
• 1:28:44
  assault, battery, charges of an incident that happened December
• 1:28:47
  2nd. The New England Patriots are
• 1:28:49
  aware of the accusations and have been made regarding that,
• 1:28:52
  have been made regarding the Patriots.
• 1:28:54
  Spokesperson said he was informed by the organization
• 1:28:57
  that he was and he categorically denies the allegations.
• 1:29:00
  We support Stefan, of course we do.
• 1:29:02
  They're the number one seed and they're about to go into the
• 1:29:05
  playoffs. Quarterback might be the MVP.
• 1:29:08
  With the easiest schedule in the league.
• 1:29:10
  So I'll hold my breath on that. We will continue to gather
• 1:29:13
  information. He does look good though.
• 1:29:15
  We continue to gather information, will cooperate
• 1:29:17
  fully with the appropriate authorities, and the NFL is
• 1:29:21
  necessary. Out of respect for all parties
• 1:29:22
  involved and given that this is an ongoing legal matter, we will
• 1:29:26
  have no further comment at this time.
• 1:29:28
  It's probably going to get suspended.
• 1:29:32
  Citing charging documents reports of the accuser, a
• 1:29:34
  private set chef had a paycheck dispute with Diggs, which she
• 1:29:39
  says led to an alleged assault. The woman, according to those in
• 1:29:42
  the court documents, quit her position after the alleged
• 1:29:45
  assault. Let me pull this.
• 1:29:49
  Female chef that he strangled. Yeah, I got a, there's a,
• 1:29:52
  there's AI got a hold on. I got to find more info on this
• 1:29:55
  cause the stuff that I've found was I thought there was going to
• 1:29:58
  be more in this. Because it's so apparently well,
• 1:30:08
  found it. Shout out TMZ.
• 1:30:14
  So this is the chat between the two of them.
• 1:30:17
  So they had a there's a text message thread between the two
• 1:30:22
  of them. So basically what happened was
• 1:30:23
  that she was working as this private chef.
• 1:30:26
  Then we don't know exactly what happened leading up to her
• 1:30:29
  wanting to quit, but he hired a new chef.
• 1:30:32
  So she's like, hey, you've kind of wasted my fucking time.
• 1:30:35
  You're I want, you need to pay me for the football season like
• 1:30:37
  you said you would, basically calling him out on his bullshit.
• 1:30:43
  That's how it started. Now in this text exchange you
• 1:30:50
  will pay me out for the rest of the season and the money you
• 1:30:53
  said you would give me for my business wasted my fucking time
• 1:30:57
  being here because you got a fucking circus going on.
• 1:31:01
  I'm out of your life. That's what she said to Stephane
• 1:31:05
  Diggs and he said I won't be paying you shit.
• 1:31:09
  The fuck I look like paying you and paying another chef is you.
• 1:31:15
  Hi bitch. Who the fuck you got it?
• 1:31:18
  Who the fuck got it? Got to give you money for you
• 1:31:22
  business. I who the fuck got to give you
• 1:31:25
  money for you business? I'm I'm I don't got to do a
• 1:31:31
  motherfucking thing and you can get whoever you want.
• 1:31:34
  You got my address. Tell them to come anytime the
• 1:31:40
  fuck that and they'll come take this money then fuck, fuck you
• 1:31:46
  talk about show me I'm pussy. That's his response.
• 1:31:51
  Their grammar is absolutely atrocious, but allegedly so.
• 1:31:58
  They had this text message conversation, their differences
• 1:32:02
  of opinions and what they wanted done.
• 1:32:04
  Whatever. She decides to quit and they
• 1:32:08
  have this text message exchange. Then allegedly, he shows up
• 1:32:13
  about this text message exchange, slaps her around,
• 1:32:15
  chokes her, puts her in like a chokehold.
• 1:32:17
  This happened in December. Whatever evidence they have is
• 1:32:21
  enough to criminally charge him because that's what they're
• 1:32:23
  doing. They're criminally charging him.
• 1:32:25
  But this is a representation of a bigger issue.
• 1:32:28
  And it's not just in America. It's not like just in our
• 1:32:30
  society. It's everywhere.
• 1:32:31
  And it does come with sports to a certain extent is Stephon
• 1:32:36
  Diggs has been pretty scummy for a really long time.
• 1:32:39
  And what's crazy about this is this year I've watched football.
• 1:32:42
  I watched the Patriots game and I was like, oh, Stephon Diggs is
• 1:32:44
  like such a shitty dude. Like, and it's like known that
• 1:32:47
  he's a shitty dude. You have people like Tyreek
• 1:32:51
  Hill, who's what got kicked out of his school in college for
• 1:32:55
  choking his pregnant fiance and then got suspended in the NFL
• 1:33:00
  afterwards because he got accused of abusing his kid and
• 1:33:03
  her. It's there the the past that
• 1:33:06
  some of these guys. I mean, this is this is
• 1:33:08
  allegedly right now, but all of his actions and what's been
• 1:33:11
  publicly known about Stephon Diggs and his treatment of women
• 1:33:14
  doesn't make me gives me more pause.
• 1:33:17
  If someone says like, I don't think he did it and that's not
• 1:33:20
  necessarily fair to him, but you know, it's a culmination of all
• 1:33:23
  of your actions. So to see this come out as
• 1:33:27
  depressing and to see some of these guys that play in these
• 1:33:30
  professional sports knowing what would they've publicly done is
• 1:33:35
  pretty fucking depressing. You know that this is like even
• 1:33:38
  being reported on that we have these people that, you know,
• 1:33:44
  kids go buy their jerseys and they're like choking women and
• 1:33:46
  beating the shit out of people. It's that's fucking mind blowing
• 1:33:51
  and the responses that the support that they get from these
• 1:33:55
  organizations who really just want him to play because they're
• 1:33:57
  better if he's playing, it's so disingenuous, you know?
• 1:34:02
  Yeah, for sure. What are your thoughts?
• 1:34:07
  I agree. Just like, no, I mean, I just.
• 1:34:10
  It's when I, you know, and it's not necessarily like that.
• 1:34:18
  Did Tyreek Hill do that when he was in college?
• 1:34:20
  Yeah. But like when you beat up and
• 1:34:22
  choke your pregnant fiance, like you don't get to like walk away
• 1:34:25
  from that later, you know? You do if you're Tyreek.
• 1:34:28
  But that's and. That's I didn't draft him as a
• 1:34:31
  rookie because of that shit. My cousin did and I've given him
• 1:34:34
  shit ever since about it. And and then now it's just like
• 1:34:37
  that. That's like kind of worn off and
• 1:34:38
  it's like he's Tyreek Hill. He's the cheetah.
• 1:34:41
  Yeah, yeah. He'll be really quick to show up
• 1:34:43
  and beat the shit out of a woman that's nearby.
• 1:34:45
  Like, what are we talking about? Like, and then there's he's
• 1:34:47
  continued to do it. This dude's got like a mole.
• 1:34:49
  He's got like, what, 8 kids? He's married, having babies at a
• 1:34:53
  wedlock with other women, like crazy stuff.
• 1:34:55
  Just like unbelievably unhinged, toxic.
• 1:34:59
  And when you hear the NFL talk about they want their players to
• 1:35:02
  act a certain way or be better. I mean, the Eagles, we have
• 1:35:05
  someone in Jaylen Carter and he did some stupid shit in College
• 1:35:08
  Street Racing. Where one of his teammates in
• 1:35:11
  one of the trainers died in a street race whenever he was
• 1:35:16
  driving and racing around. That's some stupid.
• 1:35:18
  Why? Why I got to bring the baby
• 1:35:19
  right now into this? Because it's just because he's
• 1:35:22
  he's another representation of the same thing.
• 1:35:25
  Now, he hasn't been doing the same stupid shit since he's been
• 1:35:28
  in the NFL. But it's like, but if he did, if
• 1:35:30
  he continued to, how many? Chances.
• 1:35:32
  I think it's totally different like him street racing versus
• 1:35:35
  like hitting women did. OK, whenever the Cowboys had a
• 1:35:40
  guy who was Brent defensive tackle who was drinking and
• 1:35:44
  driving and he killed a teammate two days before and he suited
• 1:35:49
  and was on the sidelines in a uniform at the Cowboys game.
• 1:35:53
  The Cowboys dressed that dude the same fucking week his
• 1:35:57
  teammate died while they were fucking wasted driving around
• 1:35:59
  Dallas. Like that's crazy.
• 1:36:02
  The fact that they would even think about putting that dude
• 1:36:04
  out there is mind blowing. I don't know.
• 1:36:08
  I I put it in there just because A, I've been talking shit about
• 1:36:11
  this dude for a long time, but B, it's like, like, what are we
• 1:36:15
  doing? But This is why there's people
• 1:36:18
  that are don't advocate for the release of like the Epstein
• 1:36:21
  files. Same shit.
• 1:36:24
  Like guarantee you if you're down with, if you don't give a
• 1:36:26
  shit if somebody's beating up women, how much do I really
• 1:36:29
  think you care if someone's out there assaulting them?
• 1:36:32
  You know, like that that problem is pervasive in other parts of
• 1:36:38
  our culture, not just in like, and there's a hyper on this
• 1:36:41
  Epstein stuff, but that's, you know, like a sliver of the
• 1:36:45
  bullshit that kind of goes on. It's just fucked that that's
• 1:36:48
  just really fucked up. That's like the far, far
• 1:36:50
  extreme, but there's so much stuff before you get to that
• 1:36:54
  level that's just so abhorrent and disgusting that exists at
• 1:36:57
  this point that it's depressing. And that's front page news.
• 1:37:00
  He he got, he gets charged with that and.
• 1:37:03
  What do you think about what do you think about Chappelle's take
• 1:37:06
  where Cassie got 50 million from Diddy for getting beat up?
• 1:37:11
  And he's like, I know he goes. I got I got friends who fought
• 1:37:14
  Mayweather and got paid less. Well, and that's, I mean,
• 1:37:23
  because you're, you're bringing into question if Cassie is a
• 1:37:26
  victim or not from the video. It was just a joke.
• 1:37:29
  No, I know, but but I but like, but they're behind the joke.
• 1:37:32
  There's some truth to it. And he's making a point where
• 1:37:35
  he's just saying like she did, she signed all these NDA's.
• 1:37:39
  She obviously had her foot in that stuff too.
• 1:37:42
  I mean, she's got her own legal issues that I think you're.
• 1:37:44
  Saying what happened to her was horrible, but she got $50
• 1:37:47
  million at least. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:37:48
  But then she made $50 million out of it and lived this lavish
• 1:37:51
  lifestyle for a long time and, like, continue to have sexual
• 1:37:54
  relationships with these people. Behind Diddy's back, There's
• 1:37:57
  like, all this goofy shit, right?
• 1:38:02
  Yeah. I mean, that I didn't.
• 1:38:03
  I don't watch that special yet but like I need to.
• 1:38:05
  It's decent. Is it?
• 1:38:07
  Yeah, not too preachy. No, not at all, because.
• 1:38:11
  He was on that tangent path a little bit and.
• 1:38:13
  Like, I mean, it still is a little bit like, like all the
• 1:38:16
  guys who went to Saudi Arabia are preachy about it, but
• 1:38:21
  whatever. I go and then they kick.
• 1:38:22
  They they. Yeah.
• 1:38:23
  But like I heard Bill Burr, you know, speak in his piece about
• 1:38:28
  it and then. Chappelle's talks about it too.
• 1:38:33
  I really want to hear it. Well, yeah, that's all I got,
• 1:38:37
  man. Just a lot.
• 1:38:38
  Of theft. And you know, apparently it's,
• 1:38:44
  you know, it's not just coming from the White House.
• 1:38:50
  The calls are coming from within the White House.
• 1:38:56
  What else she got? Meditate bitches.
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• 1:39:15
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• 1:39:18
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  bitches. Shout out.
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  Shout out. In the end that she don't fake
• 1:39:43
  me. I father like a head off, but
• 1:39:45
  she know that she's my baby. I love a bitch.
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  You gonna face talk you to my face and then she's swallow on
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  my baby. All that and she don't fake me.
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  There's I've been in the dresses never bother me a baby.
• 1:40:00
  They know what time it is as soon as I come to live.
• 1:40:02
  We did Sheila smoke then she's so big, then she can get up and
• 1:40:06
  there's all these beaches, all these drugs.
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  I died and went through heaven. All the beaches will jump ship.
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  They don't know what they missing hobby smoking present
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  that you I'll be like Bill Clinton, $50 residential beach
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  'cause I've been sibling. I love her adoring you.
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  I don't know why you tripping. Just let me get inside and make
• 1:40:23
  you get what you've been missing.
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  I love her beach. You've been a crazy for me like
• 1:40:29
  she love me. But she find me like.
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  She ain't Benny and she don't face me.
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  I fuck her like I ain't a but she know that she my thing.
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  I love a bitch you gonna crazy. I ain't a bitch you and it's all
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  be like she made I love a get you out of their mind.
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  I ain't no get you broken Lily. I'm in love with good 'cause I
• 1:40:50
  like my disgusting. I have to ask me Bunny.
• 1:40:52
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• 1:40:54
  I have to tell me Bunny pass a liquor and the drugs.
• 1:40:57
  Please to tell me Gordie. I can meet you all by loves me
• 1:41:00
  no back back and I'm the only ever spoke true.
• 1:41:03
  She just want a third time. She just want to get screwed.
• 1:41:06
  She just fucking with me. She ain't bugging way too many
• 1:41:10
  dollars. Something else I'll I do.
• 1:41:15
  I do it. I do.
• 1:41:21
  I do. Find me Lacy, love me bossy.
• 1:41:27
  Find me Lacy. Then in the end I see it opens
• 1:41:31
  me a father like I let a bossy don't I see my baby.