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OUTRO: Catching Mogey's Pimple · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your men bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for dogging four to
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  Speaker 2: silver every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you got your TOI head on man? Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 3: Brude since eighteen huse look ninety three from.
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  Speaker 1: Because I can't tink let me can you.
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  Speaker 3: Just let me have a look eighteen eighty nine? And
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  Speaker 3: then what does that say on the heat because it's
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  Speaker 3: got something that catches the lights, so you've got the
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  Speaker 3: two ride and the gats of it it does.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So now when I grew up, there was mengatonoka yeah sure,
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  Speaker 3: which rolls off the tongue a lot of yaser than
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  Speaker 3: what mango taynoka.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, mango tai knooka.
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  Speaker 4: But the way you say it, Jose, seems racist.
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  Speaker 2: It seems like a hate crime when you say it
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  Speaker 2: like that, because I know that the malice that you've
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  Speaker 2: got behind it.
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  Speaker 5: It's funny because I told you guys about this many
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  Speaker 5: years ago when I was doing the show and they
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  Speaker 5: had some Mardy elders coming and it was look at
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  Speaker 5: and listen to all the shows and stuff, just the
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  Speaker 5: radio shows that were on on Radio Hodaki and and
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  Speaker 5: you know that we're getting the today right and all
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  Speaker 5: sort of stuff, And apparently.
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  Speaker 1: They had the biggest issue they had was with me.
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  Speaker 5: And the weird thing was I was trying really hard,
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  Speaker 5: but they thought I was just taking the pest all
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  Speaker 5: the time.
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  Speaker 2: Have that effect though, because you're taking like.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't taking the purse, but it just seems like
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking the purse.
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  Speaker 2: So how do you say? How do you say talpo?
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  Speaker 1: And so now so now I'm very self conscious about it.
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  Speaker 2: How do you say talpo?
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  Speaker 4: Talpo?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: But how do you say when you're trying to say
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  Speaker 2: it right?
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  Speaker 4: Talpo? You say thor poor?
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  Speaker 2: It's top?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, say to like a toe, the toe on a
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  Speaker 3: human foot and the poor on a dog. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 3: that's fine. Now let'sre you going to be fair.
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  Speaker 2: It is something that's very awkward to pull people up
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  Speaker 2: on because you don't want to be like a.
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  Speaker 3: It's also when you've been saying it a certain way
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  Speaker 3: your whole life. But you know, we're all we're all
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  Speaker 3: being there and it's pretty easy to change. The easiest
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  Speaker 3: change I think I've seen because I remember there was
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  Speaker 3: a sign and underneath it just toe isn't And.
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  Speaker 4: Then poor p a w.
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  Speaker 2: It's a hard one.
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  Speaker 4: I don't need to remember anything else.
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  Speaker 2: A hard one is road because it's actually.
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  Speaker 1: Town man, my hometown. Ruders you call it a yeah, god,
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  Speaker 1: I hated it there. Now it's actually quite nice.
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  Speaker 4: You can cook a chicken in your backyard.
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  Speaker 1: We could in the steam and have our own private
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  Speaker 1: hot pool.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's its own kind of poverty, isn't it when
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  Speaker 3: you're cooking a chicken in your back garden.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you this. It was fucking disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Having sulfur chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Chicken, that's what it tasted like, sort of sloppy sulfur.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But we also had our own hot pool, which was
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  Speaker 5: ship I needly did it again, which was great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would have been good hoping it. And it
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  Speaker 2: was a nice temperature.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a genuine hot pool.
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  Speaker 2: How long did you live there?
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  Speaker 1: Up until I was about nine?
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  Speaker 2: And then you went up here to deal with yes?
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  Speaker 1: Right, okay, Well actually I want to do with when
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  Speaker 1: I was about eight? Yeah, yeah, they shipped me off there, ship.
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  Speaker 4: You out to Boston. Yeah, man, she choose that is
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  Speaker 4: your throbber.
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  Speaker 1: Incidentally, what are we doing for the throbble?
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  Speaker 4: That Okay, is it? I reckon?
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  Speaker 2: It's funny, like does it?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 2: Who cares how hard the fever is? As long as
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  Speaker 2: you could loosely.
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  Speaker 4: Every time.
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  Speaker 1: Just ejaculates all over the thing with fury and rage.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sailor on a boat's got nothing to do with
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  Speaker 3: the ocean. Apparently, I thought I.
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  Speaker 2: Thought the thing was fishing.
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  Speaker 1: Fishing, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And so the theme is, Matt Heath.
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  Speaker 1: That's not the only one. You've shot your pants.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just cancel it forget. Don't even said anything. So
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  Speaker 2: your Mett Heath's the theme. So we'll do that tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Matt Sheath, any ideas off the bat?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that's right. We just hope we haven't all picked
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  Speaker 4: the same song?
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  Speaker 1: Did did.
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  Speaker 4: Give you one of my bears?
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  Speaker 2: But I've only got six?
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  Speaker 3: The whole Ky Beech Show wee days from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hurarchy, remember the Wracky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think, Maddy, when he goes to ZB you'll
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  Speaker 1: do the fish and go what the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: Was I thinking?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Nah, he loves a serious yarn.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing he's going to be struck by is
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  Speaker 2: the amount of the.
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  Speaker 4: Old that gets thrown at him. Know that we're that he's.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna have to do, because it's like it goes from
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  Speaker 2: us playing the chilies all the time in the food
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  Speaker 2: fighters to none of that, a couple of air brakes
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  Speaker 2: and just talking. Although he's got it there, but still
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  Speaker 2: it's very good. A load of work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder how much prep there is involved.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's a job for life.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, well, if it goes well, will Yeah he's good,
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  Speaker 1: but he will, I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean he'll go well. The slot does all the work.
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  Speaker 3: Any old piece of ship could go in there and
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  Speaker 3: don't look at Jason there.
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  Speaker 4: You rather look at you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's funny, isn't it. I've never I've never listened to.
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  Speaker 1: Neither.
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  Speaker 2: I'd say there be a lot of crossover people listening
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  Speaker 2: to that and listen to our show.
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  Speaker 3: I think I listened a little bit, maybe once or twice.
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  Speaker 3: I hear Hoskin, but it was just so rammed with
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  Speaker 3: ads that I just gave up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I used to listen back in the This is embarrassing
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  Speaker 5: to admit. I used to listen to Radio Pacific.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I loved Radio Pacific.
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  Speaker 4: But it was was stayed owned, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I think so. My skin tags really fucking
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  Speaker 1: annoying me.
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  Speaker 3: You know what you do, man, You get some dental
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  Speaker 3: floss and just yeah, see it, because yeah, is that
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  Speaker 3: a skin tag, though I'm not sure it is, because
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  Speaker 3: the skin is looking.
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  Speaker 1: Pimple eighteen ninety five.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking pimples man at our age jays. You know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at your it's really weird.
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  Speaker 5: I had this one and in the middle of my
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  Speaker 5: forehead that used to just bowl out whenever I got stressed,
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  Speaker 5: right and like and I mean like it was like
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  Speaker 5: a fucking golf ball.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: And you know, I'd go filming and get stressed and
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  Speaker 5: this thing would go. But so I have this massive
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  Speaker 5: blind zet which you could never do anything with. And
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  Speaker 5: he I'm sitting in front of the makeups. You're sitting
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  Speaker 5: in the makeup chear under the neon lights, and it
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  Speaker 5: would be throbbing and pulsing and you'd just be like,
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  Speaker 5: oh God.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny, isn't it funny? When you your makeup done
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  Speaker 2: and then they like put powder on you and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: and then they'll get the little brush with the extra
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  Speaker 2: stuff and put it on all your little imperfection.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I had a pimple the other day and
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  Speaker 2: they were doing it to me, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: cover it up. Don't let anyone see the real me,
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  Speaker 2: you know, make sure I look perfect.
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 5: I can't abide myself in a makeup or anymore. Like
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  Speaker 5: I just got especially at like six thirty in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: Can be quite good as long as I got those
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  Speaker 3: fucking thirty bulbs blasty in the face. Yeah, it's not
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  Speaker 3: too bad this fucking thing on my face. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 3: probably can't see it from me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were bloody earthh weekend across the road last night.
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  Speaker 4: I was before I was going.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, fucking how am I getting these pimples
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  Speaker 1: and that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Stress anyway, Well god knows what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it is. But I was like, oh, well sweet,
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  Speaker 3: that'll be gone tomorrow. Then I wake up today and
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  Speaker 3: it's ten.
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  Speaker 1: Because I remember you got another one like that not
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  Speaker 1: long ago.
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  Speaker 2: Remember your Jasis track.
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  Speaker 3: It was working huge, It's probably and make sure you
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  Speaker 3: came me for it on the radio showy little thing
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  Speaker 3: you can think of chugging at me.
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  Speaker 1: The first thing I think.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you know how Mount tongue and it
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  Speaker 2: it was kind of like two peaks joined together. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: and you can cross it and your honkir it's like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's good. What are you doing this week in crossing between?
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  Speaker 3: What do you want?
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  Speaker 5: Because it's on your sort of cheekbone there is to
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  Speaker 5: get a massive welt onto your nose.
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  Speaker 4: That was really good.
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  Speaker 3: If it's a boil, well I'm going to touch it
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  Speaker 3: and touch your face so I get your boils.
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  Speaker 2: That's gross.
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  Speaker 4: That's so great.
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  Speaker 2: So you'll try to get to boil. So we'll try
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  Speaker 2: to catch Moogi's pimple for content we should actually, so
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  Speaker 2: you touch it and then touch.
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  Speaker 3: His finger blasting his fucking skin tech you guys roast
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  Speaker 3: today bringer.
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  Speaker 1: Blasting my skin tag.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are grow.
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  Speaker 3: Is that I'm just wondering. I'm just like, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I'm loving it. But what I'm trying to do is
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  Speaker 3: guess when it gets to ten minutes. But it feels
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  Speaker 3: like we've got about probably sixty four seconds ago. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what else is going on? Feels the beautiful fucking day.
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  Speaker 1: How good my wife's.
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  Speaker 4: But I might talk about that another time. I might
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  Speaker 4: talk about that on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Are you loving that? You're loving it? You're gonna love it?
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  Speaker 4: Love it?
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  Speaker 1: You love it.
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  Speaker 2: You love it.
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  Speaker 1: You're just gonna go home right up and have a glass.
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  Speaker 2: Of wine yourself.
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  Speaker 4: This is the thing I'll talk about.
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  Speaker 2: Feed off all of your couch.
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  Speaker 3: I just anywhere I think of six, I'm just going
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  Speaker 3: to stand right there, stop walking and just jacket just
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  Speaker 3: jack it off.
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  Speaker 4: So good man, this is living.
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  Speaker 2: But we need to I want to hear about little
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  Speaker 2: Mogi's sleepover or her mates coming.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he'll do that on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Good Steff, It's stuff, all right, fellas, good work.
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  Speaker 5: I'm actually at a point now where I'm almost contemplating
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  Speaker 5: having an instant coffee because I can't break into that
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  Speaker 5: fridge air.
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  Speaker 1: I can't find the fucking key.
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  Speaker 4: I just said, an actual coffee.
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  Speaker 1: Was it good?
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  Speaker 4: That was? Actually?
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  Speaker 2: The key is literally there. I'm looking at it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Sweet red balls all around for Hordy j Hey.
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