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Abandoned Buildings & Mike’s Leaky D: Carl Says Hell No · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: I had I had a moon rock for you the
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  Speaker 1: other day, but you never showed up. What I brought
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: some rocks and some stage.
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  Speaker 2: Because we're gonna walk through an abandoned building.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, you know we're gonna like show the the
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  Speaker 1: energy and there's some respect.
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  Speaker 3: So you're gonna bring some stage in the moon rock.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you still have it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I got your moon rock.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, you want your whole thing is an embarrassment. Let's
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  Speaker 5: expect you understand how embarrassed. Get this one and this
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  Speaker 5: fucking mic. They come up with the dumbest fucking ideas.
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  Speaker 2: Was it dumb?
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  Speaker 4: They look at me and they're like, you know what
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  Speaker 4: we want to do.
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  Speaker 5: We want to go to Brooklyn to an abandoned building
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  Speaker 5: and we do a podcast out of there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't have anything in my body that
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  Speaker 4: points to fun.
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  Speaker 5: When that comes out what I say the text today,
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  Speaker 5: they're like, Carl, let's go do this. I said you
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  Speaker 5: want to see fun, Me and Sharat. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 5: three viagras and go to a strip clock. Yes, Carl
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  Speaker 5: has good ideas. I would do that podcast too, And
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  Speaker 5: then Mike's looking at me.
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  Speaker 4: Displace is it's empty and you hear the water because
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  Speaker 4: I'm like this sounds like complete and otter garbage. Can
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  Speaker 4: we get the rippers to come there? Want to?
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  Speaker 5: I mean as someone like my minority, Like, is it
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  Speaker 5: ever entice you to go to abandon anything?
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  Speaker 3: Not only to play as a child, but you know
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  Speaker 3: as an adult, but as an adult now.
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  Speaker 2: When you go check it out.
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  Speaker 4: I would go check it out.
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  Speaker 3: Just the seat, just to ridicule you guys, exactly have
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  Speaker 3: my fun bring a sandwich or something.
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  Speaker 2: What about some of the old subway tunnels?
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  Speaker 4: Definitely I'll do that. Is that I'm curious. I want
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  Speaker 4: to see that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because we can do that. Yes, and an old
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  Speaker 2: psychic center.
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  Speaker 3: I'm all about anything underground in New York infrastructure.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, let's go to the bet you there's a old
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  Speaker 4: demons shut.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta remember they both grew up watching Scooby Doo.
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  Speaker 3: They want to solve a mystery. They want to be
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  Speaker 3: meddling kids.
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  Speaker 5: Pop up on in Little Brazil when they have that
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  Speaker 5: little Tonga party.
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  Speaker 4: Now that's a pop up, yes, but almost people on
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  Speaker 4: the third floor boom.
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  Speaker 2: Subway tunnels, that's cool.
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  Speaker 4: Tunnels'll do, I'll do.
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  Speaker 3: You can get under that fucking uh, what's under the
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  Speaker 3: what do you call it? A Grand Central Station? That
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  Speaker 3: would be cool. See that Theodore Roosevelt supposed to be
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  Speaker 3: a rifleman downstairs. If you go to this door, they'll
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  Speaker 3: shooting your face. Let's get down there, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Cut down the whole Eastern coast.
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  Speaker 2: Help me out.
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  Speaker 3: It's like some room apparently down on the Grand Central Station, right,
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  Speaker 3: it's always has an armed guard down there to this day,
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  Speaker 3: to this day, that's the rumor, because apparently you can
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  Speaker 3: shut down the whole Eastern seaboard of fucking trains and
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  Speaker 3: shipped from that one spot.
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  Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, so one guy was one gun down there.
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  Speaker 3: That's what they say. It's one dude down there. If
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  Speaker 3: you come down there and he don't know you're coming,
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  Speaker 3: they shoot first.
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  Speaker 2: Really wow? And which president had a secret stuff?
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  Speaker 4: FDRD Frank of Yeah, it was FDR.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, FDR had a secret He had his start.
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  Speaker 3: He has secret stop there because he could underground. So
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  Speaker 3: his car used to drive out out the hotel right there,
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  Speaker 3: right and the hotel the Waldorf, and go straight to
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  Speaker 3: his go onto the platform, yeah, his secret station, and
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  Speaker 3: put him on his train to send him out because
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  Speaker 3: the trains run all under the Park Avenue, right.
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  Speaker 2: How did you get to the secret station with a car?
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  Speaker 3: Because they drove under the under the it goes in
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  Speaker 3: the elevator in the Waldorf into the platform of the
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  Speaker 3: train station that secret and drive him right into the
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  Speaker 3: fucking and his car used to drive on the train too.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: That that was crazy, And that was back in the day.
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  Speaker 3: That was like, you know, nineteen.
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  Speaker 1: I actually hear if you get go in some of
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  Speaker 1: these buildings in the you know, the basements and stuff,
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  Speaker 1: you could see old rivers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because not in the action, but even like.
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  Speaker 1: They have a door that opens and there's an old
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  Speaker 1: fucking river that New York City decided to build above
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  Speaker 1: all that crap right then, has.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of rivers next to the comedy cellar Manetta Lane,
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  Speaker 3: it used to be Manetta Stream. They build that over.
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  Speaker 3: It still runs under the ground there, but that stream
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  Speaker 3: runs out into the Atlantic.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bunch of those in New York City.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's the ship I'm interested.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I would check that out, saying asylum to.
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  Speaker 2: Plaise.
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  Speaker 3: There's a glass everywhere and my people jawed fucking boom.
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  Speaker 6: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't find zero interest in that next thing.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 5: I got some crazy cracked running at me with a
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  Speaker 5: shard of glass sweet podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Witch bitches, and they're looking at me like, oh, why
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  Speaker 4: not like Mike, and and I'll be like, I'm still
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  Speaker 4: doing It's just going to be sick. I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 4: it's not.
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  Speaker 7: We're still doing a Mike the first thing I said
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  Speaker 7: to this banding building.
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  Speaker 4: With us, I didn't study that come on.
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  Speaker 8: In turn because I can't hear him, like his lips
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  Speaker 8: are falling down a flinty stance.
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  Speaker 1: I know what's weird about Mike though he doesn't actually stutter,
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  Speaker 1: but it sounds like he stutters when he talks, right.
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  Speaker 4: He says everything twice? Do you say everything twice?
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  Speaker 2: Mike?
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  Speaker 4: There's there's only there's only two mix fifty.
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  Speaker 2: We all have our verbals.
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  Speaker 4: You're telling me a story about a girl, and I
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  Speaker 4: was lost. I just had to scream out in the
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  Speaker 4: middle of story, did you bang her? He's like, bro,
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  Speaker 4: she was like, what's up? And I was like, did
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  Speaker 4: your bager? Did you bang her?
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  Speaker 2: Poor Mike, that's hilarious. I have an opportunity. I have
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  Speaker 2: an opportunity to climb the Brooklyn Bridge too, when you
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  Speaker 2: do that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm from Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 3: I remember we marched on it when I was in
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  Speaker 3: a marching man all the way out, I know. But
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  Speaker 3: them they closed it down for the one hundred anniversary
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  Speaker 3: and I can't beating my drum across the fucking bridge.
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  Speaker 6: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: It was dope. Nice.
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  Speaker 3: I was scared of ship though, but it was dope.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm scared because I was ten. And oh
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  Speaker 3: the Brooklyn Bridge is like the grated ground so you
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  Speaker 3: can see.
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  Speaker 4: The water under you.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, okay, uh if I fall, this drum can float.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nightmare walking across the Brooklyn Bridge because that's
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  Speaker 1: a tourist trap.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Now, oh yeah, everybody, there's thousands of people up there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, r.
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  Speaker 2: With the tourist ship.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all of them. Yeah, I'm going to Central Park.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 3: I put it on my Instagram. Everybody in Central Park
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  Speaker 3: is French. It's not an American in the.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, there is.
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  Speaker 3: It's all everybody speaking French in Central Park.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know how you can tell they're not from America.
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  Speaker 2: They're amazed by squirrels.
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  Speaker 3: And the bubble guy with the bubble guy with the
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  Speaker 3: string who put it in the bucket he pulls, like, get.
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  Speaker 1: Up, my wife, I love scream it's a squirrel.
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  Speaker 2: But wherever they come from, I guess they're around squirrels.
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  Speaker 1: They take them so much video and pictures of the
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  Speaker 1: stupid squirrels they're amazed by.
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  Speaker 4: When I was in Canada, though it happened to me.
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  Speaker 5: I lived in Prince Ederod Island, which I got stories
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  Speaker 5: there was like the population was seven hundred. I was
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  Speaker 5: coming three star chef from New York. I literally had
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  Speaker 5: sex with the island. I believe that the island was empty.
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  Speaker 5: It was in turmoil by the time I left, people
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  Speaker 5: fighting with each other, but they had The squirrels were black, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and I never saw one before.
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  Speaker 4: People do not want to deal with me because I
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  Speaker 4: was like drunk on it, like on a deck.
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  Speaker 2: You saw that squirrel?
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  Speaker 4: Y'ut the like, Carl, please seriously, it's like it's a squirrel.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, nah, but it's black. You know you were
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  Speaker 4: standing black to Carl, they're all black. I'm like, no, no,
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  Speaker 4: you don't understand. They're not black. They don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: Can you get me a couple of dozen. I want
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  Speaker 2: to hand them out to the families out there, and.
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  Speaker 3: Every summer we connects black squirrels and show them what
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  Speaker 3: summer could be if they.
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  Speaker 9: Wasn't in the hood boots that I'm sure on the
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  Speaker 9: YouTube you could find one of those old school fresh
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  Speaker 9: Air fun commercials.
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  Speaker 4: They do the same kind of thing with international kids.
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  Speaker 3: They fucking ship them in and they say, you know,
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  Speaker 3: everybody got a Syrian and that's how Minnesota starts.
• 8:17
  Speaker 4: Let me say, Minnesota, everyone's.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna eth the opiate And next thing, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: know your geography, well, I think it's it is Ethiopiates. Enough,
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  Speaker 1: I got it, true story, Capital of Minnesota, shout out
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  Speaker 1: to many.
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  Speaker 4: Hands. We got the mall of the world. You need
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  Speaker 4: people and the cleaning it.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm your Cabby now.
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  Speaker 4: But I was like, hope, what now?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 4: The colors, there's just so huh. It's like it's like
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  Speaker 4: Spa colors.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? The grades? And we don't wear those colors? Right,
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  Speaker 4: there's so mute. Did he likes earth to?
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  Speaker 2: He does, Thanks for noticing.
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  Speaker 1: But I started, uh throwing some some color into my wardrobe.
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  Speaker 1: It turned out world grazed I wear my wife, my
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  Speaker 1: wife's yellow hoodie.
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  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: I got a baby blue hoodie. I'm wearing these.
• 9:18
  Speaker 3: But you adopted the African kid and that threw them
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  Speaker 3: in your closet.
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  Speaker 4: You color my wardrobe staying there. The strips look better.
• 9:26
  Speaker 4: Watch my shoes. Make sure you don't touch my shoes.
• 9:30
  Speaker 4: This is your home. Now.
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  Speaker 2: We took We took care of our kid.
• 9:34
  Speaker 4: Our kid. Did you let him out to run? You
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: gotta run them. They get tired, You gotta run them.
• 9:41
  Speaker 4: If not, he'll be up all night. Gotta run that boy.
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: Did your mother make food like you? Like this?
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  Speaker 4: You like this? It's just uncomfortable with the worst fried chicken?
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  Speaker 4: You imaginable? Why is it raisins on it? Why is
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  Speaker 4: it raisins on my fried? Why do they keep giving
• 10:01
  Speaker 4: me ambrosia? I hate these white people. How about kill lemonade?
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: This is a pool.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna kill him.
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: No, we use our host to water our part.
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  Speaker 3: It was probably the most fucking the worst opportunities.
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: The poor black is going in and why are.
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: You trying to break our fire hydrants?
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: It's like this is uh poor belly where they make
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: bacon from what they You might find on a bacon
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: littuce tomato sandwich. And then Eddie Murphy King looked at
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  Speaker 3: the camera training places said what you might find on
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich. It was a lot
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: of single camera shots with those black fans.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: Oh man, yeah, good times, good times.
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, Race was tonight too, so make sure y'all.
• 10:56
  Speaker 4: Check that out. To me, Race was racew was. We
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: got a good show. It's gonna be fun.
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: Race Wars every Wednesday night with Yeah, we.
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: Take it on Wednesday, release every Thursday.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: Though the characters.
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, I got Mario Canton coming on in a Marrio. Yeah,
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: good old Mario.
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: I like Mario Canton's good people.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: Is that little son of a bitch.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: We go back a few years with the City, right,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he was.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, gave me a big star with the Sex and
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: the City.
• 11:22
  Speaker 4: Big star.
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: Joey the fucking problem child of the family. He's got
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: a brother, Yes, black sheep and what you got Mario
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  Speaker 3: talks about it, but yeah, he give me something. We
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  Speaker 3: used to have some nights in the American Trash back
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: in the day. Man me him Horatio.
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: Sand American Trash on Second Avenue.
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: Horatio Sands, my first I first. Yeah, right, so when
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: Mark's owned it. Back in the day, Jimmy fallon families
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: to come through the we used to love trash man.
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: Trash is a dive bar. I know. I lived on
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: Sunday ninth, New York.
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, oh there you go. Yeah, I was on seventy fifth.
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and race. We should go there in Bark Coastal
• 11:54
  Speaker 4: up to sea.
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  Speaker 3: Bark Coastal, every side a big shower. Yeah, I see.
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  Speaker 4: I should have brought Mike up there talking to the girl.
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  Speaker 8: A cop.
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  Speaker 10: I want to go see a house, want to get.
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  Speaker 4: How did you pick up on that? Because he's always talking.
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  Speaker 2: To me.
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  Speaker 10: Police, Hi White.
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: It sounds like an auctionail falling down a hill.
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: I just broke the wall. They didn't even they didn't
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: even put dry wall. Screws there fall right off. You
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: see the guy on a toill and this, you know
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  Speaker 4: what this reminds me of every time I walk in here.
• 12:49
  Speaker 5: Like back in the day, they used to do child
• 12:52
  Speaker 5: support scams, so they the cops would set up like
• 12:55
  Speaker 5: a makeshie you want a car, a fa fake area,
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  Speaker 5: and it was all cops and you shoved to get
• 13:02
  Speaker 5: redeemer ticket.
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  Speaker 4: This is what this feels like.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: Like some CoP's gonna burth do this right.
• 13:06
  Speaker 4: There, just lock me up for Chos Mooreton.
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: That's what Jersey doing, Jersey Jerseys.
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: I can come out with his book.
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  Speaker 10: You're gonna tell yeah, right right right again, Let's see
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  Speaker 10: how tall you are.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like an interrogation room.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I used to.
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  Speaker 2: I love like I used to be a mirror over there.
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  Speaker 4: Away, Mike, don't give a fuck if I go heaphones
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  Speaker 4: or not.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't need the adapter part right, that's only
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm gonna start buying.
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  Speaker 4: Ship for here.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: It's just how is that Upper east Side?
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: What I love? The up?
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  Speaker 2: Can whitey go past the hundred?
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: You mean white he owns the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean it used to be you don't go
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: past a hundred?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's so different now really, yeah, the go they
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  Speaker 3: have to one hundred and twenty all the way out.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: I can go all the way to one hundred and twenty. Q.
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  Speaker 3: The Q go to ninety six and that's all white people.
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  Speaker 3: Most times that the whole cue and.
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  Speaker 1: Usually that was the line for us run around ninety
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  Speaker 1: six back in the day, back of the day, Yes.
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: But not now now, I went to Harlem is White.
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  Speaker 1: My brother lived right around the hundred, right around there
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  Speaker 1: when he was in his early twenties, and he fought
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: off the rats. He's got great rats. Him and his
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: boys all crowded in a one bedroom apartment.
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  Speaker 4: They had no money.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: He just started down there on Wall Street. He was
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: just starting out, and they would just battle the rats
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  Speaker 1: with frying pants.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: They I mean, they're big, tough rugby guys. They didn't
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  Speaker 2: give a fuck. They they found it to be a sport.
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  Speaker 4: Let me tell you want to hear something crazy.
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  Speaker 5: So when I came back from when I came back
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  Speaker 5: from Europe, I did a picure, so listen. So I
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: come back and try from from Switzerland and.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: Miss miss.
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  Speaker 10: Hot Chocolate, what's up? Sponsored up with the mini menis?
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  Speaker 4: So I come back and I get an apartment on
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  Speaker 4: one hundred and twenty fifth in Linnux Okay, it was
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  Speaker 4: on that's on the west side. Yeah, and that was
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: when it was still it was still nice and hot, right.
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  Speaker 5: So I saw something that was a phenomenon, and they
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  Speaker 5: used to call it the running of the Mexicans.
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  Speaker 4: So listen to this. It was incredible.
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  Speaker 5: People would go on their firescapes to watch it Payday,
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  Speaker 5: which was Sunday night. The Mexicans would cut off the
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  Speaker 5: train and run in groups because the hood would steal theirs.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: I believe it, their cast, their cash checks. That's how
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  Speaker 4: gangs get thought about.
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  Speaker 5: So you would see all of a sudden, five or
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: six Mexicans full sprint run in one way, and then
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  Speaker 5: you'd see the hood rats just come out and know
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: it trip in one and it was like it was
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  Speaker 5: like watching like the Discovery Channel when we getting man
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  Speaker 5: man like a little gazelle boom.
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  Speaker 4: Knocked out, rip all his pockets. They would take the
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  Speaker 4: sneakers to phone everything. Jeez. It was the running of
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: the Mexicans.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: That's why I was MS thirteen came through.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Yea, they gang together like this. We will stab anybody
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: who come there us.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: And that's how.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: And I used to see my fire escape and watching
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: it was crazy, man, that's great. Was it was incredible.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Mutual o MAHA's Wild Kingdom.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: And now the Hunter has become the Hunted. They say
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: that's my favorite.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that show.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I mean it's still rough up there for but it's like, what,
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: whoever is the newest Spanish motherfuckers?
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: In the Spanish Harlem get it the worst.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then they build the ship up and
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: then they start attacking it like.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: The Italians and the Irish and everybody.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, just how it goes, right.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: The black one of South America in Harlem was still
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: the Blacks and the Puerto Ricans. They're like the godfathers,
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: like you get nuts, you gotta get deal with them
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: because that's their old neighborhood. The Blacks in the Puerto
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Ricans in Harlem, they made a packed a long time ago.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean, Like we're good. Everybody
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: else not good. But that's like politically, but everything changes
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: too in time.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Black girls, so many women in New York. It ain't
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: even funny, you know. Me, Like this summer I'm going
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: through and I was up there and I was just like,
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: do I really want to come up to Harlem? Now?
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: They're going to take my fox man? Man?
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: I ain't.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: It's so easy to steal. It's just for I know,
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: they don't want to keep it. It's just it's like
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: you'll get the most compliments up there. In any ways,
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: I rolled up with the silver Pig on the hood.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: He's like that's how you do it, Boppy, That's how
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: you do it.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: You live in Boppy.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: You never feel like a star more than around ethnic people.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: It's the only place where I'm wearing a white white
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: mink and I'm like, I'm under dressing.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: You're walking in behind Loopela a live wolf I'm like,
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: how am I forgetting a live wolf pack?
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Still New York?
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Maybe?
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Rally just sunking making like does that bitch bring
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: a tiger?
• 18:18
  Speaker 11: Fu?
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: How did that bitch bring a tiger? There's so much
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: there's so many hot women up there. It's just like.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: Especially called like there there's street hot, and when you're
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: street hot to me still, I could be in Miami
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: and I see a model from France and yes, gorgeous, right,
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: But then I go to Hyalia and there's that thick
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: ass in chewing gum.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I love everything about familiar to you. That's
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: what you grew up with. That's my that's my that's
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: my beauty. That's beauty.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: What makes your street hot?
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: What's the first of all? The body? It's a lot
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: of little a lot we.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Call him bulletproof, you know what I mean, Like it's
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: regular glass and in bulletproof guys, so thigger than a snicker.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: And then and then the colors, you know what I mean,
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Like they wear white yoga pants, no panties, man high
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: heels for no reason.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: They're the car wash with HeiG eight inch heels. I
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: like a local hot girl around the way, girl a
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: round the way, because that's the first one you started
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: crushing on when you were a child.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: And they always smell like cherry chopstick. Yeah, bag and a.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Bad attitude, right, that's what I need to give me
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: in a good mood with a switch and talk the streets.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: And like, if they're really good, you could see their
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: butt crack from their jeans because the geus so type
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: that they can't close up over the hump.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sitting at the bus stop sucking on the lollipop.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Opie would die a virgin.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: And those like the turn Yeah, come in, what's your name?
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Come here?
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Your name is Reggie. Now I'm a fuck that motherfucker
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: with that rash.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: That red boy, yeah, and that's it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 10: You know he got that rash.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: His name would be red. They're all come red.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now they would add out, y'all see red. You
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: see a little red, you know, a little red you know,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: the one that screams out loud about ship all day.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I used to work at the golf course.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: It makes Suard laugh, But I told you over the years, man,
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: they scare me. The parts are to.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: The big body parts.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Scared Atlanta housewives. Man, what the fuck do you do
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: with that? On top of just every part is big
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: and distorted. I don't know what to do with that.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: I'm the complete opposite, you know, like I'll see this
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: model like.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: Who is this?
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Who is this?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Boy?
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Boy? I didn't realize that Michael Phelps trying to talk
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: to me.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize they made boobs that big until I
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: washed Atlanta housewise.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they made the.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Big one, big tits, big ass, big thighs, gasses.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: You know where the ads will welcome.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: I understand. I'm just I was being honest one day
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: and you killed me.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I was intimidated by the big parts, like them big
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: body parts man coming out fat.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: They were just big parts.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like when you see like you see
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: like a Woody wood Packer cartoon, right, and he's trying
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: to eat that big ham floating hand. That's what we
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: see what he sees. Black bags look like that's a
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: big ham floating with the.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Bone and it's hilarious. But when you grow up in
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: the hood, that's what you love. Yeah, my brother never
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: liked that. My brother. I don't know what the fuck
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: was wrong with that kid, but he maybe like a mix,
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: like a mix of things, you know what mean.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: We went over this. He's book smart in you're street smart,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: used to get.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: You're gonna be books smart and still like street butt
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: nigga run away. But he brought home like a when
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: he was like fourteen, like an Asian. I didn't I
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: thought it was the neighbor irving gamboa. I was like,
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: why is that dude downstairs?
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Like that's my girlfriend. I'm like, get that dude out
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: of here. He's like my girlfriend, Like, Yo, stop sucking
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: with that dude, y'all. Was he not attractive?
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: Huh?
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Was she not attractive? He was ugly man like he
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: had that Nicholas eight is enough haircut with.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: His shiny straight hair.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Do remember that Adam Rich? Yeah?
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Remember A And I'm twelve with my girlfriend who had
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: like three pass supports so she could be anywhere from
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: nineteen to seven.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Remember when we was in La when I was a kid.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I was like twelve.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: We went to a game, a game like a video
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: game spot and Adam Rich was there and a nigga
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: needed He borrowed a quarter from me to play the game.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: No.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: I was like, motherfucker, you on eight is enough? No shit,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: This was the most random La family trip.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Jesus God.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: And it was Adam Rich And my sister recognized him first,
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: and I was like, ain't no way, yes, but it
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: was him.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: It was Adam Rich.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: And she said high and he was like, oh, you
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: got a quarter? Maybe a hm chained, I don't know,
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: but we gave a quarter, played the game.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Damn fucking kid, Adam Rich. My probably got the picture
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: of something somewhere.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Breaking news as we record this podcast, Aretha Franklin never
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: didn't leave even will So we're gonna have another family fighting.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Oh I don't believe fighting had no willus at the
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: time of her death.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Did you see you when Fox News and now Jesus
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Christ and all the memes after that awesome money. They
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: put some funny ships up after that.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: I hate, I hate to be the guy. But when
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: I saw the Patti LaBelle, I was still a little confused. Still,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I'm still thinking it might be.
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: Read that.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: All the joy these black women brought to your life?
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Did you see the said they should have killed you
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: and they had the chance.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: You see the grand Kid recording Aretha Franklin back in
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: March at the piano, she.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Was still playing in her home. Okay, that went viral.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Oh that's nice. Was that a nice video?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was just sitting there.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: She was the most talented artist of our time. She
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: was great money.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: She could play everything, she could sing everything. Remember when
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: fucking the opera dude couldn't make it to some ship,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: She's got in form and sung fucking no, this was
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: telling me about it. She got in like a week later,
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: like she found out that he couldn't make it. What's
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: his name, the famous opera dude, fucking you know what
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about, the baritone, fucking.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Pavaratti or some shit.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: One of them couldn't make a blind dude, one of
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: them couldn't make their performance. She took got it, got
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: the news that he could make get a week before,
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: went in play eat.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: The ship and sung it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Was she allowed to use his toilet.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know what was that about. That's what he
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: won't let No.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: One of those dudes have traveled with his own toilet.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, I believe Pavaratti. I think Pavarati was he couldn't
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: make he was sick. This back when he was ailing,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: and she stepped in a week of notice and banged
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: it out and smashed it. Really, she played the She
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: can play anything.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: She was doing a sens was sixteen years old. Man, performer.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to find that video for you.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Nobody's better, man. I'm telling you all the hits. She
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: nobody got more hits in this this lady.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the video of her at the piano back in March,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: one of the grandkids. I filmed her and then I
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: clicked on that grand kid. She could sing her fucking
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: bulls off. Really, I'm trying to find the video now.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: She does a version of killing me softly. She was
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: just falling around with her dad, right. Let me try
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: to find her real fast.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Aretha's bad.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Me and me and Vic Henley actually hung out with
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Aretha's ex husband a couple of nights.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Actor dude on the East Side. He was in Uh
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Coolie High. He played the lead in Koli High.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: No no idea.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: I know you don't. I'm looking at Carl only.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: How you know is the grassy you know? You know
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: high school musical I.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Did last summer.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, you know anything that I've got, fake zach Afrons,
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: all the Freddie Prince movies.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: He was in baseball camp in the South, shout out
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: what did.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: He learn from his fall?
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: And remember Ski whar's that movie? Hot Dog?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Hot Dog?
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: You're the main guy and hot Dog looks just like ok.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: He made some of the worst mode but he was
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: you know, Prince Junior made some of the most teen
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: teen But Michelle Goll he's still with her, right, they
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: still together?
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: They have no idea, y'all don't know.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Why would I know that?
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Because she used to work in entertainment. Tonight, didn't you
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: marry hard?
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Talk about them? Came out of nowhere? It was beautiful, man,
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: that was perfect. Sometime things falling your life. Look at Mike, Man,
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Mike just wants to leave me, stretched and ship you
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: want to leave, we can. Let's it's about that time.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to find the Aretha Franklin video.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: But she's gonna be missed, man.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: But how music is here? And she listened nobody every
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: girlfriend that I ever had in my life is in
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: love with Reatha Franklin because I listened to the music
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: since high school.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Too many hits. Money sparked the whole movie.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: She wrote the soundtrack the first movie.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: All those songs are hers.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: Did you see that?
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: That's the classic album?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: You see the video?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: You know they showed of Obama like wiping tears out
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: of his eyes when she was performing at the Kennedy Center.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: And Carol King going crazy.
• 27:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah, well, she wrote, Carol King wrote respect no, no, no, no,
• 27:22
  Speaker 11: I forget about the other big hit fuck me, this
• 27:25
  Speaker 11: is my world.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, the Google put.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: It out first, then Aretha put it out second. Madam
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: not shut. But Carol King, everybody loves nobody a reaf.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: It's like it's not even a It's like her abilities
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: and her talent was beyond Yeah, she was all right
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: beyond everybody.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: She was fun in the lies in here? What just
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: flies in here?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: There's no flies.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: That's just one of those curlies on your eyeball.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Where are you going? Little worm?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: That looks like a fly? Still working on the joint.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: As we move into phase two with the podcast, start
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: doing shows from here. I guess it's cool though obviously
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: nothing else is this is our area?
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Fuck it.
• 28:11
  Speaker 12: I like it.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: We get these like four rooms, I got two waters.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, this is dope. This is all right, banging
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: in here, being here fucking again. Man, fuck me, mother, fuck.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Alright.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I wanted to.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: No loop already, you get stuck in these things.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: It's it's worth checking out. And I know Sharon would
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe Joey would find it. What Joey play Aretha Franklin's
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: granddaughter doing, killing me softly.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: With it with her old man.
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: Up.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: I asked Mike to look for something. He literally picked
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: up the phone like he was typing. When I looked away,
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: he put the phone down.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Natural woman, natural woman.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Natural.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: That's right woman.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just means we love your make we love you Mike.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Today was Mike's turn.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: We don't want to start that toxic around here.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: He got hit, He got hit. Mike got hit today.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Mike got a gun to.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not gonna be passive aggressive to whip you exactly.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: I'm making fun of him. Looking through the windows. You
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: can see his hands.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I don't like that he had a land on the console.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Will pointed at me, mother, that's pointing right at my back,
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: I know, And all of.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: A sudden he's like you you want to go to
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: hout that house? My body? I'm like, do know?
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: You would behind me with a to do? What was that?
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: That agent?
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: It was like an FBI agent who did the backflip
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: of somewhere with some kids and shot himself and he
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: shot somebody.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the best video.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Pieces, kind of funny, a lot of pieces.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: It was amazing.
• 30:15
  Speaker 13: It might be time to wrap this one up, Greg, Carl,
• 30:18
  Speaker 13: what you got going on?
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: I'll go to pig roast.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Carl is heading to a pig roast.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, I called you, I told you. But after but
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: after Gotham, I'll be okay, Yeah, I'll be there. I'm
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: gonna catch something, catch somebody. Where is it in Tribeca? Landmark,
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Mark Murphy? I'm coming, Yeah, you gotta come. How do
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: you how do you do are some models with me?
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Absolutely?
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: How do you do a pig in like sand?
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: You don't do it? People do it insand you line
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: it with banana leaves or guava leaves. Right, you dig
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: a pit?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: My for real.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: My brother law was trying to figure it out and.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: Then something then you cover it and then you put
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: hot rocks on top of it. Oh, or build one fire,
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: depending on where you are.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: How many hours wait, the fire goes on top of
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: that whole thing.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I thought the fire was first.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: No, the fire's on top top. If you put the
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: fire in the bottom, there's no oxygen, there'll be no fire.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: What's up? Third grade? Drop out?
• 31:15
  Speaker 14: No?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: No, no, okay, yeah, I gotta help myself.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: No, I understand that.
• 31:25
  Speaker 14: No.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: No, I do a lot of beach fires. So you
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: have a really hot beach fire, then you cover the
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: whole fucking thing. That'll that's that sand will stay warm
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: for a really long time. That's what I was getting
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: at as far as a fire, Well, this is the
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: same thing.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: You get the rocks hot on the corner with the
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: you know, and then you put the rocks on top
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: of the sand becomes insulated.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: It will get two degrees for you know, maybe an hour,
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: you know, forty five minutes to an hour, pound and
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: you're all set.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: All right, we're babbling shot small God damn, it was
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: fun to do this in this damn studio felt like
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: the old days.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Just realized if Henley came, he wouldn't even have a microphone.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: And he would have bitched about it.
• 32:07
  Speaker 10: Really really really really, I'm trying to do the back.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I want to thank Mike for coming in. Thanks Mikey, Mike.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Carl's going to pig roast this shot. Small blowing up
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: continues to blow up. He's got his uh his race
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Wars podcast every well you tape every Wednesday and then
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: it's out the next day.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Yea more or less right?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Where do they find it?
• 32:39
  Speaker 15: Brother?
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: You go to Patreon dot com, slash race walls, a
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: SoundCloud dot com slash race walls.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Check it out, checking in, Yeah, Joey you small world.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Comedy dot com. Check out the coming show, appreciate us Joey.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: He's the guy that produces.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he does a kick ass job.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, Joey's doing a great job that Joey.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Sabine was going to stop in the first day
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: back today he lost his mom.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Oh that's sad, Yeah, really sad.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: But I mean we walked in his office. I couldn't tell.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: He was high five, happy high fives and good vibes
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: all around.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Somebody did leave a will apparently, yeah, unlike as I
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: thought it was suspicious.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: He had gold teeth.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: He's wearing a bunch of heirloom female jewelry had six lockets,
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: and there was a bunch of silverware on his desk
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: from the eighteen Tim, is that a broach?
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: That's your mother's broach? Why are there two lamps in here?
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: In the eighteenth I was prepared to have him moment.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: With Tim where I might have to hug him, and
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: he was happy as happy could be.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Man's Victoria lamps.
• 33:45
  Speaker 11: No.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his mom meant a lot to him for Yeah, yeah,
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: all that's obviously.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Losing a parent is just a fucking worst. My dad's
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: death anniversary was a few days ago. I wasn't fourteen
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: years already. Unbelievable.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Time flies.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: And your mom recently, yeah right.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she died in a maybe like three or four
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: years ago. No, I know, but around this time, No, no, no,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: it was in December.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Well really, Nail.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Relate felt miserably.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: You know what, you're my best way, She's a live Okay,
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: she held on this time of year. No, it wasn't
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: it was winter, Okay. She was actually pretty strong around this.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: We sat hope. Around this time, we were thinking she
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: was gonna turn the whole thing around.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: August Shelley picked this away oh it's so good. Oh
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: all right, No, Joe does a great job. Thank you, Joseph.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: We love Joey and Tim all right, everything, love you.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Of course we run into Tim after that great podcast
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: which shot small me and Carl getting in an elevator
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: with Tim.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: You look good, Tim, okay, good, thank you.
• 35:01
  Speaker 16: I love how you told me in your office that
• 35:03
  Speaker 16: you're juicing, and a minute later you told Carl, let's
• 35:06
  Speaker 16: go to hometown barbecue.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: I'll have been thinking about that place. But you're juicing.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: I know, he goes.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: I don't remind me, isn't he He's Alan Bold in
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: thirty Rocks.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Tim, Why are you yawning?
• 35:25
  Speaker 14: I've been traveling for the last five days, stressed out.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Of my mind. Sorry to hear about mom. Thank you.
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: But she waited.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: She waited for me, uh to before she died.
• 35:38
  Speaker 14: It was crazy. She really literally waited for me to
• 35:42
  Speaker 14: come to say goodbye to her, and then she passed.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Heavy. I believe that ship.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: It's not easy to lose a parent.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: It's rioted me up.
• 35:51
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: It's like, well, me and Carl, I'm juicing. Yeah, Well,
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: me and Carl were prepared a hometown barbecue.
• 35:58
  Speaker 17: Me and Carl were prepared to give you a big
• 36:00
  Speaker 17: man hug and you'd be sobbing on our shoulder.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: And we walk in your office and you were happy.
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: As a plan, you know.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: And I have my quiet moments. You know, it's it
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: comes and goes, right. Yeah, it's just it's you know,
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: it's it's a weird times.
• 36:15
  Speaker 18: Like when I'm driving or you know why, when you're
• 36:19
  Speaker 18: driving elevators, when I'm in Times Square, when I'm in
• 36:26
  Speaker 18: a cab.
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: Oh, you're getting he's very teary eyed. Why don't we
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: change the subject. We're on forty second Street. We just
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: did a good podcast for you, Tim Sabian Radio.
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: Gene, you'll you'll always do great stuff.
• 36:38
  Speaker 10: Always, always.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Say hi to everybody.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Carl, how you doing everybody? No, he hates he hates
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: walking on forty second Street with me. Oh my god,
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: he hates it.
• 36:50
  Speaker 17: This.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: This is the epicenter of slime right here.
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: You know, Here we go again. All right, we're gonna
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: grab a quick white tea.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: That's gonna be awesome.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: Where we're gonna eat Carlin.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Home Tom barbecue.
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: You're juicing. I need to see my boy belly.
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: How are you, ladies and gentlemen, how are you welcome
• 37:13
  Speaker 10: to New York?
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Carl, I love it.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: Tim yells like me. Oh, you guys are made made
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: for each other. We love this right there.
• 37:22
  Speaker 14: Oh, this is our world, This is our this is
• 37:25
  Speaker 14: our canvas. Oh Jesus, this is where all comes together.
• 37:31
  Speaker 14: The pastelsar truce, what a.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: What a what a fuck up place? Time square ish
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: and and.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: Remember how it used to be man, it was grimy.
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's better used to run the beat here, right
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: the rookie Copye when I first graduated two thousand and three.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Two thousand, you run up on people gone.
• 37:54
  Speaker 19: I didn't even listen to what he said. I was
• 37:55
  Speaker 19: thinking about Carl's impression. You know what I thought. It
• 38:01
  Speaker 19: comes call with the hammer. Oh that's a funny ship,
• 38:07
  Speaker 19: a huge favor. Oh, Tim's on a an aport call.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Tim's ordering Fresh Direct for the house, just one of
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: two porterhouses from Fresh Direct for his cleanse.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: He just ordered a box of baby wipes from Amazon.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Hey guy, wipe baby wipees in out the halo butter.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: That's my career right there.
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: I love to.
• 38:34
  Speaker 14: You.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: Go in my office and get me those hot pretzels
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: that are in the first draw. I know, H'm juicing.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: But Robert, I know I'm juicing.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: But where's that bag of candy corns that I have?
• 38:45
  Speaker 16: Do you have any extra tasty cakes in your filing cabinet?
• 38:51
  Speaker 7: That right?
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: Walk in through Times Square trying to find something to eat.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: We're going to with Hobby. It's it's a new it's
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: a new chain.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: It's really cool.
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: What is it?
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: It's a little sushi pantes. It's called Sushi Invento.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: All right, there, nice, really cool, perfect that will make
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: me happy.
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: See that.
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: Don't be I got you because I know you got me.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: I am exhausted my hands stick.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: From the other night.
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: How's your peepee? A mass of mangled mets.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Looks like an eat of corn.
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: It's like a dog's chew toy squeaks me. Is this
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: good for you?
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: This is where we're going?
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: Is this on your juicing diet?
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Say I'm hometown Barbecue?
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: Say that real loud, Tims how to play say real loud?
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: This is not home Tom Barbecue.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Carl?
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Where you going, Carl?
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: Carl?
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I'm gone bring it up to speed.
• 40:10
  Speaker 16: We took Tim Sabie into that with Sabby Place, right Carl, Ah,
• 40:14
  Speaker 16: that was Sabby Place was awesome that was great.
• 40:16
  Speaker 17: Tim Saviian is often fucking resorvation explained to with Zabbi place.
• 40:24
  Speaker 17: I gotta, I gotta explained with Sabi for the food
• 40:26
  Speaker 17: he's out there though.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: It was so fascinating.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: It's literally a place designed by build de Blasio when
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: when when when the labor costs went up in New York,
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: there's these semi automated, pick your food and sit kind
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: of restaurants. So they do really first sushi and the
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: bento boxes, which is like a mixture of rice and
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: a vegetable and either a eel or a chicken, and uh,
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: you get your own food. It's a quarter of the
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: price because there's half the staff. The place is spotless,
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: and you just eat your sushi and you're out in
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: twelve minutes. It's literally the future restaurants fucked.
• 41:01
  Speaker 16: I screamed that for years on the radio because everyone
• 41:04
  Speaker 16: was yelling and screaming to raise minimum wage.
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: I like, you're you're.
• 41:08
  Speaker 12: Putting yourself out of a job, you idiot, because people
• 41:10
  Speaker 12: still have to hire you at that at that level.
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's gonna take go ahead.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: Raising wages in capitalism is all you're doing is stirring
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: technological advancement.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: That's all you do. So the more expensive things become,
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: the cheaper they.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Become in the long run, and the only thing that
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: gets hurt is the only expendable part of the business,
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: which is people. Right right, So you know, now there's
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: there's a machine right now, these guys in California that
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: I know that's they make it flips burgers, and it'll
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: be in productive machine will be in production within a year.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: And then uh, and then that's.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: A see you later, more jobs going away.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: You have to go to McDonald's and see the new
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: quarter pounder machine that makes the burgers.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: It's ingenious.
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: You've seen it.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I go to McDonald's just to look at their technology.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: Wait, they have that in America. Yeah, they because now
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: they make the fresh quarter pounders. I did not know that.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:01
  Speaker 16: The real reason why we turned this back on so
• 42:04
  Speaker 16: that we took Sabi into with Sabby after the big
• 42:07
  Speaker 16: podcast with Sharot Small.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: And he's cleansing.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: So he's shaking like a leaf and the first thing
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: he says to me, he goes, Carl, We're I'm cleansing.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Let's go to hometown barbecue. I go, what kind of
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: fucking cleanses this.
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: He goes, I've been off sugar for five days. He
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: was a mess. Only five days off sugar, he was
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: a mess.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: His glasses were vibrating on his face.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: And then what I love about Tim? And then all
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: of a sudden, he just takes off.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: I gotta go.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: I got another conference call.
• 42:36
  Speaker 16: So then we went to get a drink, and we
• 42:38
  Speaker 16: weren't gonna turn this thing back on, and we're just
• 42:40
  Speaker 16: talking about Mundane, who gives a fuck shit. And next thing,
• 42:43
  Speaker 16: you know, Mike talks about how he pierced his dick
• 42:45
  Speaker 16: twice and was bleeding all over his sheets at his mom.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: Fights house, bleeding at his dick, bleeding at your mom's house.
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: So I'm like, you know what, I think we got
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: to turn this thing back on. So what the hell?
• 42:55
  Speaker 12: Oh it was because we ordered beer and then Karl
• 42:58
  Speaker 12: was drinking a little bourbon. I'm like, you know what,
• 43:00
  Speaker 12: I want to shot a bourbon. So I was drinking
• 43:02
  Speaker 12: a little bourbon. I go, Mike, you want bourbon? He goes, no, No,
• 43:04
  Speaker 12: I don't drink. But he was drinking a beer.
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: But he he meant to say, I don't drink the
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: hard stuff.
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: And then you explained why, Yeah, I was maybe like
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: ten years ago BEATBD BD.
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: Ten years ago.
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: So it was ten years ago and ten years ago.
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: I'm down in there, which I was really gonna do.
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: Down the village playing Johnny one upper. Everyone throws like
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: five dollars in the pot, and you go around the
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: table call and say, oh, I'll call my ex girlfriend,
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: and you say.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna call this one.
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna drink, and you keep one uping every time
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: you go around, you put more money in the pot.
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: So came around.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: My boy's like, fuck it, I'll get a tattoo.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: We went around like maybe like ten times is right,
• 43:39
  Speaker 7: two hundred bucks they had two fifty. I'm like, oh,
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: I'll pierce my eyebrow. My boy's like I'll pierce my tongue.
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: I'm like, I'll pierce my dick.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: I just said it as a complete joke.
• 43:48
  Speaker 7: Ten minutes later, we're sitting across the street from down
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: the Hatch one seventy nine West fourth Street and they
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: put a piercing through my dick.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: I got it.
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: I'm like oh, and ladies like, ohka, I just do
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: one on the bottom. I'm all banged up, like yeah,
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: on the bottom. I go home my mom's basement, instant islands.
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: I wake up. I look.
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, I fucked up. I'm showering. I hear
• 44:07
  Speaker 7: a scream. My mom was doing the sheets. I stayed
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: in the house, in the basement.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: What happened last night?
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like, Mom, what happened?
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, it was a bloody nose.
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: And then you saw my shorts head, blood and theme
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: and I was in and I left it in for
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: like maybe three weeks to a month, and the first
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: four days, every time you peet, if you're peeing on
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: like an open.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Wound, it was hell.
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: Why did you leave it in? If you didn't want it?
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: He'd swelled up a little bit.
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: You do you have one of those dicks that's split?
• 44:33
  Speaker 14: No?
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: No, but if you look, he's got a split.
• 44:35
  Speaker 14: No.
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: If you look at the top of my dick, I
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: do have a little pull in it. Ob Radio on
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: Instagram will put the picture of No, man, We're good.
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: We don't need to say no more shots again.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: I'll have a beer here and there.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: So you got a Prince albert I no, no, no.
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: It starts with an A. The prince ablet goes through
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: the hole. This is a tongue ring bar through the
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: top of the head through the bottom.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Shee. It was a bad move, bad flow down.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: Oh, you don't have a car. I gotta swipe carl in.
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: I guess that's how we'll end the podcast, me swiping Carl.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: I guess you're heading to that pig ross.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Finally, huh, I'm gonna go see my boy Mark Murphy.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: He's got a pig roast. Rick Kenley's gonna meet me there.
• 45:16
  Speaker 17: Ah an old Vick Kenley who blow us off today?
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Kick?
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: She ain't blown off?
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: No pinck roast bro. That's all go through. I want
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: to take the drummer.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, this guy's good man thick Carl. Yeah, I gotta
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: find the drummers.
• 45:43
  Speaker 13: The one right?
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Well do.
• 45:46
  Speaker 10: There he is?
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Where's one? Sound? Kind of downtime? No go bar car,
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: come on he goo, Hey, this is your problem.
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: Explain what you're looking at, dough before you leave.
• 46:07
  Speaker 13: So we learned that Mikey has a leaky dick. Jesus.
• 46:10
  Speaker 15: At this point, my dream night would be hanging with
• 46:13
  Speaker 15: Sharad and you know why, breaking bread with Carl Rouez
• 46:17
  Speaker 15: while podcasting with Greg. Okay, I'm full of shit, My
• 46:21
  Speaker 15: dream night would be getting an all night babysitter for
• 46:23
  Speaker 15: my nine year old and ravaging my wife.
• 46:26
  Speaker 13: But I digress once again. Sincere condolences to Tim Sabian.
• 46:31
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